Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 183 : Dirty Harry O Toole

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

We watch Dirty Harry punks....

beat it dork so you watched Dirty Harry in an effort to claim your final shreds of masculinity Well I was saying You watched Dirty Harry When you were a little kid

Didn't you I was a little kiddie A little boy A child You're a little childer Yeah So that's why you're the way you are That's right

You always got that Frank Callaghan kind of mood You know you walk in Swagger You got swagger What's going on in here What are you fellowship to And you don't listen to a party It's funny our own business

Yeah That's a likely story. You don't follow the rules. I don't follow the rules. This is a rule book you throughout the window. You'll listen to the mayor at all. I know what you're sitting. Did I jerk off four times or maybe five?

Well, ask one question. Do you like my spunk? What? What are you talking about? Yeah. Frank Galehan. That's from Dragnet, you old loser. Get out of here.

Yeah, well, maybe I don't get any pushy this time, but I know Dragonnet. Oh, fuck, yeah, I know Drag-Nem. I don't know. Oh, C.O. I don't know Dragon's... Well, I know Drag-Net, Dan. Yeah, I only know it from the Dan Aykroyd Tom Hanks movie. Oh, I haven't seen that.

There was a remake of Dragnet with Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks. What the hell is this not boxed office, Bonanza? It was a disaster. People hated it. It was weird. They're like L.A. cops and they, like, uncover this, like, satanic ritual murder. thing. This dude's killing virgins. Tom Hanks is

like a sleazy poohen hound. He's like a quagmire. He's like Dan Aykroyd's like all like Hey, what's going on here? We got to play by the rules and get the bad guy. But Tom Hanks comes in and like, yo dude, I love getting pussy, man. I'm just sucking in fucking

titties, baby. You know what it is? It's your bane man. Tommy Hanks. A boar-da-do. Waka-pac-pac-bun. Oh, Tom needs to go back playing roles like that. Tom got kind of

typecasts like the American hero every man kind of role. After he played a gay guy with AIDS, everyone is like that's an American. Yeah,

but that's the American spirit right there. Pre Philadelphia, he was like the Burbs Bachelor Party Dragnet. He was like the goofy kind of Hey, it's me,

Tom Hanks, I'm the wacky guy. Yeah, he would like he'd scream weird and like, yeah, goofy voice. He was a goofball. He was the Justin Long

of his day. Hang on now. Well, his first big break was bosom buddies. Yeah. Yeah, bosom buddies was about these two guys pretend to be women. Basically, Tootsie, the TV show, right? Yeah, exactly. And from that one, one, one, I presume, killed himself.

Yeah, yeah. If he didn't, he better do it now before I catch him. That old conspiracy is like they always put Hanks in dresses, man. That's how he's the Illuminati Humiliation Ritual Dog. Do you think Tom Hanks are right? You know, Tom Hanks, he's kind of in a bit of a weird stage of his career now. He's not the, for a while there. All the truth is coming to the surface, right?

That's just the truth in your own head, man. Yeah. Sure, you keep telling yourself that. Tom Hanks is a great man. Yeah, okay. I'll tell you what, I listened to a podcast to him a while ago. He told him my history and typewriters. Yeah.

Sound like a real cool dude. By the way, it's actually, I mean, it's not funny. It's beyond horrible. Like, let's say, like, the completely baseless allegations, not a shred of truth to him. because this whole thing is like he's the squeaky clean family friendly image man but the internet's like nah he eats babies after he fucks them that's the real tom hanks that's just so funny he did everything right he's like the one good guy in hollywood never did never went to the epstein island you know it's funny or the Weinstein house parties but he's the one that qanon goes he's the biggest pito of them all

you know it's funny so like tom hanks probably got offered babies all the time you want to eat this baby you want to do this. Sorry, I have my Dragnet audition tomorrow. I got to be fresh, so no adrener chrome for me, thanks. Yeah, he did it all right, and they're like, you're a pedo scum. And then James Woods walk around and are like, yeah. That's a man right there. That's the man you can trust.

But anyway, how do we get onto this, Dragnet? Why am I talking about Clint East or Dirty Harry? Yes. Dirty Harry. Yes. I watched it two days ago, my roommate. But I saw it. a child.

Yeah. So you saw as a child and now you're cool. Yeah. I didn't see it as a child

right. Yeah. And there's something wrong with me. There is. Yeah. And now I know

it's because my lack of Dirty Harry as a kid, right? Yeah, yeah. There is something unattractive about me.

Okay. There's something not appealing. No, are you talking about aesthetically or like inherent to your soul. It's an energy.

Because it's kind of both, Brian, is the thing. Okay, right. Nobody wants to tell you this, but it's both, you see.

But I get a hair coat, would that help? There's no hair coat for the soul, brother, hair coat. Hair coat. Oh, I have an ear infection. Sorry. A few excuse all the time. That is. You got caught drink driving.

Yeah. On my ear. When I'm hitting the town with Tom Hanks, it's just some hobo who I call Tom Hanks. Anyway, right, so. This is all hobo. He was in Philadelphia. He's got AIDS from Denzel Washington. Anyway.

So, but there is something wrong in me. I do think a hair cut might help me do I was going to get hair cut the day by chickened out Just go into a barbershop It's like give me the Clint Eastwood special What's that mean? Yeah, yeah, exactly That's what they'd say too

Yeah So Dirty Harry Is basically a ripped From the headline story About the Zodiac Killer This is still real fresh Yeah How long was the Zodiac Killer active?

I mean I don't know the exact number here Was it like a decade? Oh, it was a couple of decades, right? Well, no, yeah, he kind of went quiet for a few years, then he came up. But then there's all this speculation. Is it really him? Is it a copycat? You know, is there a few people doing it? Yeah.

Yeah, but I mean, it was, like, so when was Dirty Harry, like 75 or something? Yeah, I'd say 75 ago. So, yeah, it was, it was still very much of the cultural zeit guys. People were very aware of the Zodiac killer while this movie came out. And it's all about a sniper called Scorpio. Scorpio. And he's going around shooting people and he's sending cryptic letters

to the cops and the government and whatnot? So Scorpio is going around killing people, sniping them, all right? And he sends a letter to the San Francisco mayor's office. Yeah. He says, pay me the ransom or else going to keep shooting certain types of people. What types of people?

I don't get to that now. Oh, okay. Priests, that's the most disrespected. You know, the long, dark history of priests. I'm going to shoot a bunch of drag nets if you don't. if you If you pick up while I'm laying down

Yes he says I'm going to shoot And he uses a racial slur Now I love An epithet Not to spoil it yet Yeah But I do love how to kill her in this

One he's great He's I love him Yeah The killer and his politics His No no I mean The way he deals with those hoars No

I never give him modus up Around I once Okay You don't have like a set target Who he kills Just seems to just do every one. He's an agent of the chaos in the way. Yeah, yeah.

He's basically the Joker. You need more Scorpio energy in your life. You need to be going out, you need to be on the rooftops of the sniper rifle, just picking off randomers. One thing I remember about this is that you get to see a lot of titties. Not that many tits, actually. Oh, oh shit, fuck. Maybe I

watched the gay version. No, I think again, I was a child, so maybe I just saw one flash of a nipple. I was like, oh my God, what is this? Oh, this is Caligula or whatever the fuck I don't know In your head

Like someone was fucking a goat He was crazy The last days of Rome So it started off Okay The very first shot is a beautiful shot All right Of a woman in a pool

Yeah And remember the pool It's very cool pool It's like this big big shot Of San Francisco Okay And there's a pool on top of a building Very nice

Yeah Yeah very nice building All that right And the sniper is watching Shoot her kills her All right And even the first shot you can tell like this is a master directing this

I think it's like Don Siegel I think the name is I have no idea Okay I think he's done a lot of movies with Clint Okay I think he did like five movies with Clint You know Westerns as well back in the day So he's a real skilled hand of this all right

Yeah And even just like the tension it builds I know this as well They don't make the girl too sexy No They don't objectify her Okay Because you can't objectify her

And then have her shot And have the audience React the same way Yeah you're right I don't think that's ever happened It's been an attractive girl dying on screen Literally that Never.

Not once. The audience wouldn't stand for it. They'd get up and leave on mass. They'd call the police. Yeah, and they'd be right to do it. Oh, man, I remember one time it was a really idiot I knew was talking about the Walking Dead. Okay. And he was talking to me, it was at me about it.

And I didn't watch it, all right? Okay. He was like, oh, ma, I can't. You think they'd kill Maggie? I don't know who that is. I was like, Ma, I think if they killed Maggie, like, you can't, if you kill the woman like that, I think people would actually call the police. Like, they'd like, they're trying to have the show creators arrested.

Yeah. violence against women Yeah But what was my point So if she was just right She gets shot All right Then Dirty Harry shows up

Frank Calh And he I don't know what age Clint is In this movie I'd say 40 something maybe He's looking good Yeah tight and trim This is like

Clint Eastwood Has all these different Like eras of his career Like different ages Like some people like They're famous for like Five years And then they're done

And then they're dead And they're dead on the street they're fucking hanged around out of a canal just hang around glass nevin yeah that's it like protesting

Syrian refugees in a travel lodge or whatever's going on there so like but like Clint okay he's always reinventing himself so like he's doing like

the cowboy ship he's directing so by the time Dirty Harry came out he already directed a movie Play Misty for me for me that was directorial debut

yeah so then he's doing it so Dirty Harry then the whole new stage of his career then and that that kind of sets up the whole anti-hero cop thing

that like we still see today. It's interesting that it sort of became a franchise and sort of like an icon because that's sort of the nature of the rip from the headlines, you know, let's just do a movie about the Zodiac killer. It seems kind of like a quick,

almost a cynical cash grab, you know, we'll just churn out this one film and forget about it. That's right tall. Yeah. And also the fact is there's five of these movies. Yeah. I was picturing basically kind of entertaining shit. Yeah, entertaining shit for the masses, ripped from the headlines you mentioned.

a little bit trashy tawdry if that's the word Tardry Ritardry Tadry Yeah retodry Make my day No

But it's Exploitation Like black exploitation But then there's also Clint Eastwood It's very quoted As you've never seen him before Dolomite is my name

Fucking up motherfuckers is my name Hey What do you dolomites up to there we ain't doing nothing but anyway what was I saying there's a lot it's very quotable as well

a lot of people don't make my day punk you know that make me my day thing yeah it's great the first time it comes up is great

and when it comes back at the end of the film yeah it's full circle right here this is great yeah very interesting I thought it's a dumb thing he said

but actually the scene we're talking we're talking it works yeah it's a little bit of tension as well yeah yeah I got to know

ah you know yeah it's interesting I haven't seen the film in years but I watched it a lot when I was a child and that's why I'm the cool dude you see before you much like Space Jam

is these movies you watch in your kid James and you can quote them that's right so sometimes get mixed up don't you with Space Jam and Dirty Harry we're Michael Jordan as a sniper

yeah the Scorpio killer I'll kill a Bugs Bunny every week if I don't get what I want yeah so also we know who the killer is there's no mystery tall straight away

you see his face yeah okay and like his identity and all that it's not important really he's uh he's kind of like a sigma male you know he's got a weird vibe to him

do you think I could be like him someday yeah no oh okay he's kind of like Caleb Landry Jones that's how he reminds you he's a great character a great actor yeah

I looked him up honestly like you're very good to Caleb Landry Jones comparison yeah yeah I had to stop there for seconds yeah

I was like what took you yeah he did a good job there did a good job he said something that wasn't retarded a racist

he made a point stop the presses and that Brian see that he looks bit like him

he looks bit like him don't he yeah James he does good job yeah they kind of have

the hair is the same and the pointy nose is the same and they're very white old they

they're very white looking fellas yeah they're pale I think you'd say

I looked up the guy I was like did he do much else really didn't He did a little bit of acting

and he got a job on Star Trek I think a Deep Space 9 So that's a pretty sweet job If you can get that You know Was he kind of like one of the aliens Or whatever?

I don't know He played like I think he'd play like glorp Or something like that I thought it'd be right up your alley I thought you'd know all that stuff Maybe I missed out in Star Trek When was a kid

Really? Yeah Again I wasn't watching Star Trek Dirty Harry Where are you doing I just watching Carry on up in all hours

You know Dissecting small animals and watching Sid James. Is that his name? Sid James, yeah, exactly, yeah. Good work. You're all cylinders this episode, man. I'm really not.

I'm really struggling here, I'll be honest. But anyway, you could never tell. You're like a swan man, very calm on the top, you know? A swan when ear infection. The ugly duckling becomes the swan. So Frank Callaghan is awesome. It's just pure sexual. masculinity and power

raw power and also kind of like the movie Grand Torino he says slurs all right but it's cool yeah and he wink sometimes when he says it he does that you just see the wink he winks at you and you alone yeah he winks and waves

at me come on Brian let's go take out the trash together okay let's go Mr Callahan so like for example they give him like a Mexican partner, yeah. He does a running team and he gets like a Mexican partner, a lady partner.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know what else. A blind cripple. They're all the same. They're all as equally incompetent at the job. That's pretty funny. There's the Mexican and the woman. He's like, this time working.

There's the blind triple. It's like, pleasure to meet you. That's the best damn partner I ever had. Hey, you're driving this time, buddy. You said it, pal. Kind of like Scooby-Doo, you know Only he can understand I don't know what I'm talking about

That's how blind people sound Yeah, yeah Yep That's right That's right Yeah, I stand by it Pull the rug from under me Yeah, I'm a fool

Anyway, no, let's get back to Journey No, I'm your punching bag, aren't I? Oh Have a your, have your, have you, have your yucks Yeah, yeah, yeah Kick me when I'm down Yeah Well, I like me

Okay, still Anyway, he's this cool That's my point there I'm not a very good film critic I'm like, he's awesome He's bloody brilliant He's driving the car He's got a big fucking gun

Nobody can say his penis is small When he's got a big gun It is a very big gun What's a Magnum 367 Is that the exact number right there? you don't know. 3.57 Magnum, that's what it is. You actually don't know.

You got a tattoo of it on your arm. That's right, yeah. Do you ever want to become a gun guy when you're older? Would you like a few guns? Nah, too loud. Yeah, it's pretty gay, isn't it? Oh, he hurts my ears! It was so gay, I couldn't even respond to them.

Yeah. What? Have you ever been to a shooting range? I've fired guns, yeah. It's loud, man. It's not loud. It's not loud. I put, like, you know, silencers.

I have reversed sileners. Yeah. What were you shooting guns? In the field. What field? In my field? At who? These guys?

No, he hired that. I was trying to do with Kirkup being I'm very bad. Yeah, yeah. You hired some guys to run around the field while you shoot them? Actually, no, we don't shoot that.

We hire French guys though to shoot birds. Oh. Yeah, pigeons and that, like. Wow, okay. And then they hang the pigeons up on the bullmen. The bow men.

The bow men, that's what your dad calls scarecrow. Which I thought was the Carlo term, but turns like he's just mentally disabled. Yeah, that's just a Jimmy O'Toole euphemism. Yeah. That's your dad's full name you want to go look him

lock him up he's in the book you know call around to his house he'll invite you in for tea and crumpets so there's a great scene okay

we're speaking of getting tea and crumpets all right Frank Callaghan is getting a hot dog right and he sees a black guy in a car

so he knows something's going on so he knows a bank robbery going all right so Frank just starts shooting straight away his spiny sense his dick

just sees a black guy in the car's like get back here you, son of a bitch. Yeah, he pulls out the gun and starts blasting. Walt chewing his hot dogs. I don't even swallow properly first.

Bang, bang, bang. Then you get the great scene then where the black guy's on the ground. Yeah, and it's a big, like the car drives off, then it does a big flip, and I do remember the blood being very red and fake-looking in this.

Yeah, I will say, though, I do love San Francisco in this movie. Just the lifestyle and how they embrace they're open-minded to, you know, certain proclivity. not too open-minded. This is 70s.

I can suck a guy's dick, but you can shoot a black man in public. It's perfect. It is perfect. That is just, that's where you want to live, Brian. That's your Valhalla right there. 1970s San Francisco.

But anyway, go on, sir. What was here? I forget now. It was probably something intelligent. Yes, I'm sure. No,

but you love San Francisco. Oh, yeah. So you know what people sometimes say, like, oh, the city is a character in this movie. Yeah. Or like, oh, you can really feel the influence of the city, you know, the grimy New York in your face, you know, you're walking here kind of attitude, you know, right? And you know, like, L.A.'s got to like, yeah, I'm chilling, yeah, I'm driving around, I'm chilling, you know, like, Digo Double G. Yeah, you know, smoking Cali weed.

Yeah, all that. This is a very San Francisco movie. And what I love as well is, San Francisco is a bit of a dive in a fun way. Like, there's like just, there's the burger place, all right, where the fuck the hot dog. place, Clint Eastwoods. Besides that it's like an adult bookstore. Yeah. And beside that's like a feminist bookstore. And then an orphanage.

Yeah. It's like, so much bad shit there. And the guy, the hot dog vendor, it's like, man, orphans love hot dogs. I am cleaning up here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a very seedy. He's also a strip cloves. There's like five strip clubs

all together, you know. See, 70s it was, there was the kind of, it was post-1960s. So there's of flower power, sexual revolution gave way to a sort of seediness, you know, there's like the jerk off booths and the, the, the, the porno bookstores

and, you know, no segregation. You know, very seedy. Yeah, it was the water fountain, the jerk off water fountains. Yeah, it was just a cool place, man. So it's interesting. So, like, 60s is definitely, like, repressions over

flower power, uh, dirty. hippies in the field fucking shudder and it was all like it was meant to be all cool but I think people taught free love meant free sex and that meant rape

all right and it just became a very rapy smelly time to be alive free love also meant you don't need to look at their IDs you know so yeah there's a lot of like rape and paedophilia going on but because the Grateful Dead were playing

in the background it was groovy you're a pedo you're deadhead and you can just go It's free love, baby Yeah, free love You know what that gets you Nambler You get Alan Ginsberg

Raping Ethiopian children And writing some shit beat poetry He did some shit poetry by the way It's not even like people like Oh Woody Allen made some good movies No What's Giddensberg done Well he brought us Nambler

Brian Yeah actually you know what Yeah Sticks and Stones Look, my, I don't know I forgot my point is it I'm gonna drink some coffee San Francisco

Yeah, it's cool Yeah So like yeah So it was like all free love And down the 60s Oh yeah Yeah Then in the 70s and the 80s

Well the 70s I started 70s It became more like Well It's free love It's fun But it's like a strip club Yeah

It's like There's a monetisation of it It's like It's like how far we push this Yeah Yeah And then the 80s It became more sleek

Then I think That's pure like Yuppie cultures, like, that's kind of, it's all about the grind, you've got to make money. It became very much the age of self. Yes, time is money. Yeah, and it became

like, everyone, especially now, like, everyone became a brand, it became like, what do you do? Like, it wasn't like, oh, what's your name like that? I was like, oh, where you going? What's your five-year plan? You know, you got your fucking roller decks going, you know? Yeah. How, what, how many irons having the fire? You couldn't be like a guy who's like, well,

I'm slowly putting money into a little thing my little bank I'm slowly like if you're like saving like let's say a little bit of money every year you're a loser

you're a hobo yeah you might you literally should be stabbing the street you're just eating a cold tin of beans in the rail yard you're a deadbeat

yeah but this is before all the bad stuff just when everything was good in 1970s San Francisco right there when a man can enjoy a hot dog

while partaking in some extracurricular activity get back here Well do you remember anything else About Dirty Harry Do you remember the killer Remember like liking him

Because he is wild in this Like so his plan He's sniping people at first He's a sniper Yeah Later on he just takes A school bus full of kids And he's driving around

Yeah And he's just trying Once he just robs a liquor store as well He's just trying everything He's just a wild He's a wild and crazy guy He's just doing everything Maybe we'll do a bit arson this week

Friety is the spice of life And like now People say this is a fascist movie How? I don't know They promotes police brutality and all that Well it is very much So they captured a guy

Okay And then you got the stuff shirts Like him actually He didn't read him His Miranda rights He never searched Or you gotta let him go He beat the living shit out of him

So he was able to He got off Scott free Yeah so he charged into the guy's gaff Without his search warrant And then beat the shit of him in a fucking football field actually yeah some great shots this and then the soft shirts are like

yeah you're not actually allowed to do that I remember when we could police this goddamn shitty yeah exactly yeah these is the guy's like actually you can't do that but then also remember the guy he pays someone to beat him up even more to make it look like police brutality that's right yeah

which you know that's definitely like I mean if you wanted to hit it with something with a stick you know if you want to hit with the you know like the actually it's wrong stick you could be like that's definitely like a kind of weird fantasy people have it's like all those people that like say they got beat by the police yeah it's like they love it

they're just playing some guy to kick the shit out of them in an alleyway yeah exactly but I mean like it's it's a movie you know yes I'm glad you're glad you were you making a point there it's a movie James it's not

real life it's a film and thus brings a end to my Critical analysis Yeah, it is It's a movie That's my My T's it

It's a movie Alright So fuck off So suck it Sit on in And twist Maybe stop being a pussy You're reading it out

Right Yeah Yeah Who's really Protesting Dirty Harry In 2023 No one

No one It's like John Wayne To worry about Like That's true Yeah They're working

They're They're working their way up tickly I know It's a pretty It's a pretty fun movie Like

It's great And even as I said Before Like he's nice He doesn't He doesn't Shoot the Mexican At the end

His partner Yeah Yeah, no, you're right. He doesn't shoot him at all, like. Yeah. He probably taught about it. Oh, sure. Probably a few times he was like,

oh, it'd be so easy, just to say. Oh, he slipped. I'll just say it was a pinata accident or something. He had too many hot tamales and his guts explode. Have you watched any of the following films in a Dirty Harry cinematic universe? I saw the Deadpool. Deadpool is a real James Caden film. Yes, it is.

It really is. It's got Jim Carrey as a kind of. Sid Vicious type punk rocker who's addicted to heroin and Liam Neeson as a sort of effeminate movie director and yeah It's everything you love man

It's everything I love It's my whole Basically my entire personality And formative years are that film And you can boil down James Cadden The one film It's a movie where Gay Liam Neeson That's for me right there

That's Cadden all right I don't remember it very well I only saw it once It's definitely Is Jim Carrey in a lot No, he's like, he's only, he's only in it for the first, like, 15 minutes. Oh, he's not like the wacky sidekick. He's not the first one to die, pretty much.

Spoilers. It's not a good film, though, I don't think. I don't think it's considered very... I don't think he's considered his best. Yeah, it's kind of like... Where was this in Jim Carrey's career? Oh, this is early on. This is like late 80s.

Early 90s? No, it was like late 80s because I think Jim Carrey had maybe done in living color, but he hadn't done any of the big movies yet. You know, it's funny, there's a couple of Jim Carrey movies that aren't actually real movies. They're kind of tricks because he got so big, so quick. Okay. So, like, there's a few things he did

in Canada. Like, I think one of them literally was, did some, like, it was like a kind of long, I must say long, like a 15 minute video of setting some hotel, to show off the hotel. Okay. And they starred Jim Carrey. Right. Then when he became big, they were like, oh,

fuck. And they, like, shot all his extra stuff and made it into a feature length. Like, like, basically, an 85 minute movie. Oh wow. That's hilarious. There's another movie that... Respect who ever did that. You gotta love the hustle.

Oh man, I love those producers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't respect producers, like, we put all the good talent together and made a good movie. I know a cunt could do that. And 30% of the profits go to UNICEF. Goh!

Yeah, I like the one who's like, yeah, we battered all the actresses and stole all the money. I didn't even make a movie. Any of the children that survived the production, we shipped them, over to Tom Hanks' house. Oh, hello! Special delivery

for Tom Hanks. Yum. Yum. Oh, boy. He doesn't really sound like that at all. There is something there, though. There's an essence. You've got the essence, definitely, yeah. You've got the essence of Tom Hanks,

the paedophile, which is a character you've created your own head now. Well, it's, you keep saying it's in my own head. There's literally no one else has it. There is a lot of people that say. That's all of you, man. It's not. You look at a blank.

sliding me right now. You look at a broken computer and like, look at a, they're all saying, they're all saying Tom Hags the Pito. And they say Chet is too. An old 1980s Macintosh that I find in the city dump and like, oh, I've access

the mainframe, I'm going to rewrite the encryption, oh, to get the truth. You're like, I'm in and you're just licking the broken computer. It's hackers. Isaac Capi, that's all I'll say. Isaac Capi. I know.

Do you? You told me I just wasn't listening. Well, okay. Again, I don't know if it's true or not, but don't be saying that it's just me that's saying it. I understand. There's a whole wealth of There's a whole bunch of cool guys out there. I'm not the only, could you believe this, Brian, I'm not the only mentally

ill freak on the internet. Would you believe there's more of me? Oh, ten a penny, I'll tell you. That's so funny thing, like, if, let's say now, I don't believe this now. Let's go down little a little taught experiment here, right? Let's say Tom Hanks was a P-Doh. Would you have more or less respect for Che-Hanks?

Well, you think, like, that's, is that, like, a good, it's almost like a good response. If you find out your dad's, to wig out if your dad's a pedo, you know? It's like, you want to diss to yourself from your father. If anything, it just makes me judge Colin Hanks even more. You know, Colin Hanks, saw what his dad was doing, allegedly, all right? It was like, yeah, I'm going to be, like, my dad. Yeah.

But just not be successful. but ain't Colin Hanks have a comeback I don't know Colin Hanks He's always been working He's good He's good Isn't he?

You're a real Colin Hanks Oh I'm Chetana Bui Yeah Big up yourself With the Chetana Hanks Yeah

Anyway I'm surprised they haven't done Like a sketch together Chet and Colin That'd be funny Like Colin Colin could do that Like big up man

I think they are Pretty embarrassed and disgusted By Chet's existence That'd be so fun though I think they hate him they're getting Jimmy Kimmel to host the Oscars. Yeah. Fuck that.

Get Chet Hanks. Yeah. It's so awesome, man. And don't give me a script or anything. They're them freestyle. But anyway. Also, you know, the awards. Let him decide on the night. Yeah. It's like, who got the best titties. Yeah. And the best titties go to

Brendan Gleeson with the titties of in this year and big up yourself, man. Man's got the batty boy boom a lotties, you get me, brood? Well, Brendan could get best supporting actor in the Oscars. giving it the short round. As much as you don't like to hear that. Yeah. Well, you're on real team short round this week.

I've always been on, you know, I think he's earned it the hard way, because well, do it's... No, Spielberg, man. Spielberg. Oh, yeah. I believe that. Yeah, of course Spielberg's an ounce. Yeah. Are you excited for the Fableman's? No, I'm not at all. I think it's a disgusting, grotesque, self-indulgent vanity

project. Well, it actually didn't do very... It didn't do very good box office-wise. No, because who came like it's literally like he made a movie about his own childhood yeah that is disgusting it turns out a lot of people you know like truckers in that don't really care about little Spielberg's life you know

yeah yeah you're like the blue collar Joel who like gets up in the morning works hard yeah put meat and veg on the table for the wife and disabled children all right he's not after a long day's well yeah he's feeding meat and veg to meat and veg his wife and child

yeah I call him meat and two veg because she's a fat whore and they're bloody retarded yeah buddy but at least I got the Fablemans that gets me through the long cold man

he brings meat and veg to the cinema so watch the Fableman's and he tries to leave them there like they're a dog in the forest nah but they always find their way home don't they yeah you think the Fablemans now let's just make up it

what do you think so there's definitely I imagine bits that were like maybe I'll make a movie about a shark cool. Yeah. But the dad's like, that'll never work,

Stephen. You can't make movies like sharks just beats him with a belt. You can't make movies about sharks or have sex

with the little girl from poltergouge Steven. You need age appropriate women and a job in an office. I'll show you dead. Yeah,

yeah. I think Paul Dano's a dad. Yes. And set Rogan plays basically like this weed smoking uncle. It's like, dude. Really?

I'm going to direct a movie. dude it was awesome no what if like their two bros like to get high but then the bros don't talk to her anymore yeah

I bet they still talk who Rogan and Franco yeah yeah I would imagine so a friendship like that never dies you know yes yes true bros stay together you know

what about the whale you're excited for the whale man speaking of like the golden gloves the whale got nothing. No fucking awards. You think they kind of blew their wad. They blew their fat wad with the whale. Yeah. I think we're talking about the whales so much.

What was it? A can? Yeah. A sundance or one of those weirdos fests. But also people are really giving it a lot of shit because they're saying that it's fat phobic. Yeah. Wow. Because the whole thing is like he's a big fat, disgusting freak.

Well, I think his wife dies in it and he gets real fat. I think that's why you... Yeah. I thought he was gay in it, though. no no no that's that not a thing that's just you okay yeah okay yeah you think georgia jungle he's gay no because i know he has a daughter but i thought he was gay but how did that happen well think about think about a closet closeted man you know you know how you'll have a daughter someday yeah yeah yeah that'll be great but i'll end up 600 pounds he's so gay i can't stop eating crisps and keats job gum gum go i just wanted

know I did one good thing with my life. Apparently his performance is very good in it though. I haven't seen the trailer even. And I want to see, that's a really, have you not even seen that bit? No. There's a bit where he's just like crying and he's like, I just need to know I did one

good thing with my life. I mean the same as jerking off or George George of the jungle. Watch me come inside. So I think the plot is he studies he's a Moby Dick teacher really not just

he's a lit English teacher but he's so fat now he only does Zoom lessons okay and he never shows his face yeah yeah I think he's got a daughter that's estranged now yeah and she comes into the picture

like oh you're fat I think he falls on her really probably not but I'd like to believe that yeah Hardy I'm coming down the stairs oh no you know somebody's like I want to do

one good thing of my life. Whoops, it's easy. Wow. Only, where are you? Yeah, people are like, oh, it's fat-phobic because you're portraying the character like he's this freak who, you know, needs to hide away from the world because he's so disgusting.

But I haven't seen a film now, but isn't it like that's his problem, you know? It's not like he's mentally ill. You know, it's more about mental illness than fat. I don't know. Again, I haven't seen the film. I just heard. It's good that neither has seen the film now.

The criticism. Well, where can you see it? Is it even in the cinema? something's in cinema the Fableman's took up all the screens You can't watch The Whale at all

Yeah But yeah People are like Fucking Aronowski He's just being an edge lord And he's fat shaming It's based to play Is it yeah

Yeah So like Aronowski didn't Right to play So there Oh well look here Again This is just the criticism And because

Brendan Fraser Is it actually 600 pounds Now we're not allowed Cast fat people Make up your mind Again I'm not This isn't coming from me Oh good

Yeah I got confused they're saying I was going to hit you because he's not actually 600 pounds but like yeah you want to gain it you want to hire I don't know I guess literally I think if you hired if you hired someone who was like that big

you could not insure them yeah maybe get it's just the fact that they're using a fat suit which is basically like black face for fat people have people said that no they definitely have said that probably yeah no I made it up just there

I know they probably have said it yeah but yeah so a fat suit, that's my black face Brian, and a guy in blackface and a fat suit. Oh, that really grinds my gears. But anyway, did we finish talking about Dirty Harry?

I kind of lost interest in, I'll be honest. Yeah, good. That's good. You can talk about if I won't leave the room. Yeah. What time were you at there? But 38 minutes. Okay. Another while to go. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Let me go on my phone and see what kind of topics you had to talk about.

How am you watching that much stuff now? Watch the of the West Wing there? The what? The West Wing. Why? I just bored. I'll put it on. I'll tell you, I'll watch a documentary called, uh, we'll get a few minutes out of this. It's a documentary called Just Melvin,

Just Evil. Have you ever heard about this? No. This is a HBO documentary it was made in the year 2000, the Millennium, Brian. Oh, Y2K. Yeah, Y2K. But it's about this guy called Melvin Just, right? And he, uh, So the filmmaker is the grandson of this guy, Melvin,

and Melvin just molested all of his grandchildren. He, like, had a, he met this woman who already had three kids, so he got three stepdaughters, he molested all of them, and then they had a couple of their own kids. He molested his own kids. And then when he got tired of molested them, he moved out about five miles down the road, married this other braw or three little girls,

and molested all of them. Where was this? Like in America. And what year are we talking? So it would have started around the 70s, I guess. Free love again. That's what I'm talking about, yeah. Well, so that's the thing.

People do tend to ignore the really dark side of the free love, you know, sexual revolution of the 60s. It did give way to this really sort of hedonistic kind of criminal sexual crimes and violence. But anyway, that doesn't sound as good on a Janus Joplin record. But anyway, so it's very funny, though, this documentary, so it's made by the grandson. So Melvin was the stepdad of the filmmaker's mother, and he molested the mother. Melinda molested all the kids. But the kid, the guy who made the movie, he's just there like, yeah, and my family was so disturbed and torn apart, and they're all like homeless and drug addicts. I, on the other hand, was a champion dance contest guy.

He just splices in footage of him at like a star search. Really? Like a search for the stars. I was so hot. I was a great dancer. I was hot. It has absolutely nothing to do with the plot or the story or anything. He just splicing in footage of him

dancing on like a search for the stars show in the 80s. And I personally, when I'm having a bad day, I sit down on my piano and I play a song. Like this is nothing to do with your grandfather molesting all of your relatives. But then it goes. That's so funny. All these people who got molested, they're always sad. And I tell them, here's what you do.

There's literally a bit where he goes, I was backstage at Search for the Stars. I just was on the phone. Found out my mother attempted suicide. I said, I'll be there when I can. I hung up the phone. I went out on stage and I had the performance of my life. And I danced.

It's just like, it's weird because you look at sort of the real dramatized docu-series on Netflix now. very polished, very refined, a lot of... They're very polished. Yeah. Even, like, we're watching one documentary a while ago. I think it might have been the most hated man on the internet. I think it was that one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, all these ones, like, let's say they're interviewing, like, the lawyer in the case. Yes. So I've seen her driving her car. Yeah. I'm feeding her pit bull, all right? But it's, like, weird neon lights, and it's very stylized and overproduced. Whereas this, it's really not.

There's absolutely no frills. It's just this guy's in literally, standing in a field in rural California in the in the sticks interviewing his like his aunt who's like a drug addict and an alcoholic he's like yeah so he was just molesting

me you know I was only two years old he pulled down my diaper and he fucked me in my ass and it's just really horrific and grotesque and hard to watch but then apropos of nothing out of nowhere it's like yes it was very terrible but that was also the day

I had my big dance final da-da-da-da-da-da it's like why are you showing this this is nothing to do like it is really grim and horrible but it's also so unrefined and unpolished and amateur

and kind of poorly made it's HBO isn't it? It's HBO yes from 2000 I'm looking up here now just Melvin just evil it's on YouTube it's free on YouTube that's where I watch it. Oh man isn't YouTube great? It's great

I watch this every day in a week I wanted to it's like i mean we've talked about before how completely desensitized and devoid of empathy we are like i was watching it and i was like holy shit it was like some parts were really horrible like very descriptive like uh like so melvin right he had his whole thing is like because they were literally children so when he was putting his dick in them it's like if i make it a quarter of the way in i'll give you a quarter if i get it halfway in i'll give you a a dime. And if I get it all

away in, you get a cool dollar bill. It's like, hey, that's value for money, isn't it? All this really fucked up shit. They had one daughter who was like she had like a really bad like musculoskeletal disease. She was like leg braces and all deformed. So she could never

run away from Melvin when he came home with a hanker. It's very disturbing. Tell me, tell me more. Like what happened? Did Melvin what did he? No, it's very weird, right? Because Melvin he's still alive when they were making the film

he's an old man, he's in a wheelchair and there's at one point the grandson... Are he still molesting him? Well, he was up until a few years ago, but he'd been confined to the wheelchair so he couldn't do it anymore but yes, so the grandson basically

confronts him, it's like, so what happened, like he's just like listening out, you molested Aunt Beth, you molested Aunt Anne, you molested my mom and Melvin's like, nope, nope, never did that, no, you're talking bo-poo there son he just like doesn't admit it

at all but then there's a final shot melvin is in like a fucking old folks home and all the daughters all these women who are adults now they were molested their whole life with this old man they're all like sitting around and it's like dad we love you it's very it's just

it's a very grim depressing I like the moral this story yeah yeah yeah so just a crime doesn't pay I mean you're talking about you know risen you want to be risen the honies Melvin he had game

for days son Melvin needs to make a comeback he's always like Andrew Tate's in prison now Melvin somehow comes back he faked his death you know and he always like he's in a wheelchair he just gets up so yeah like Willie Wonka like Gene Wilder

just does like a backflip you know he does a backflip into a child but yeah it's just it's very interesting when you juxtapose that like this really kind of like not well it's not polished or refined at all it's quite amateurish. You're just like a camera,

a locked off wide shot and this woman standing in a field drinking a beer saying, yeah, my dad molested me. That's what a documentary used to be, but now it's all polished and rasmataz and recreations.

Yeah, a lot of that. And also they love it when the interviewee is like a victim where we're like that will start crying. No, we'll keep going. We'll keep going and like they hand them with tissue or like that.

I tell you, not one of these bitches cry. They keep it together. Yeah. Yeah. I said, well, you got molested, you kept, you know, you got up in the morning. They're all like homeless, drug addicts. I bet you can't get up in the morning. Mentally, I can't, no.

Yeah, you didn't get molested by your dad, did you? Not by my dad, no, but, eh, oh, hey now. You know what I'm trying to do now is my big thing. When my alarm goes, I get out of bed. Yeah. That's been my new kind of thing that I want to do. You discovered that. Yeah.

Never did it before you. Yeah. You fucking idiot. Do, do, do, do. No, my point is. I think you're willfully misunderstanding me, all right? For comedic purposes, or just to be mean or possibly for both, all right? Yeah, for both, baby, for both.

I think it's only just one. That's behind. Anytime, I tell you, my alarm goes off in the morning and I don't get out of bed. I just scream out my window. Tom, I'm a paedophile. And I go back to sleep. That's my morning routine. But anyway, you hear the alarm and you get up out of bed.

No, my problem for years is a very bad habit I have now, is I set about four alarms, okay? I held up three fingers by mistake. You did. I'm tired. See all the things I let you get away with. I got to call you on them once in a while, you know? Four alarms, all right, and it's like 15 minute intervals. I set them off for snooze as well when they go off.

So it takes me about an hour to get up. Yeah. So I like to, like, oh, get a little bit more sleep. Oh, I get an extra 10 minutes. Oh, I need more sleepy sleeves. I need my snoozy time. Oh, I've got my body pillow that I have perfume that smells I. my ex-girlfriend?

What? This is my morning routine. It smells like dead woman. It smells like Grandpa Melvin. That's what I call my girlfriend. Ah, that bitch hit Melvin, pussy. Yeah, anyway.

So, yeah, but now you're like, no more alarms. You're just like one alarm. I'm trying. It's hard, though. It's very hard, I find. But it does really change my mood when I'm walking into work.

So my problem is, I'm basically in bed for like an extra hour going back and back and forth to sleep back and forth okay and then I'm going on my phone I'm looking at all these beheadings and stuff like that I'm just going on news all right yeah yeah yeah yeah it's all bad news

and going like I'm seeing what fucking I'm going like I'm going like entertainment websites and looking up like oh who's Ben Affleck having sex with now I got to know who's getting a bad flet cock yeah and then like I get up then I'm brushing my tea and I've got all this is a use of information

in my head. I'm not like feeling awake. If I just get up right. So let's say like a while I go stay at a friend's place all right. Okay. I had to set the alarm and get up early, all right? I didn't want to be around there too long. Sure. I got up straight away

went to the work. I felt amazing. Right. Literally I was like manic. Yeah. I was just shaking. I couldn't stop sweating even though it was very cold. I was just smiling and laughing. Like the joker. And that's what I want to be like

Every day. Like Arthur Fleck on a bus. Just. Oh, have you seen that trailer for a new Walking Phoenix movie? No, which one's this is there? Bo is Afraid. Bo is Afraid.

Yeah, it's a new Ariaster movie. Oh, that guy. Yeah, I wouldn't. You, you don't really, you ain't fucking with Ariaster. I love her, it, Harry. Did you? I loved it.

Okay, but you didn't like midsummer. Mid-summer, I did not like it. Okay. I felt. the movie for women. Right. And you don't like that? No, no. I don't like it. I don't like them by women or for women.

So literally, I don't like the team, the moral of that story is, if like your girlfriend's family kills themselves, all right, you should break up with her. That's why I learned, that's the moral there, like, you know the guy, he's like, I guess I'll just stay with her then. And it's her fucking fault as well, that cuntor, right? She's like,

okay, go on your archipology trip. Archaeology? Archotogad Come on, give it another go. Archaeology. We got another 10 minutes left. You can get it, come on. History. There we go.

Archaeology. I told us anthropology. Was it? I didn't see the film. Oh, I think it's anthropology. Yeah. An anthropological study, Brian. Yeah, and she's like, can't go on your trip and, like,

they have, like, a bad relationship. Right, okay. And he kind of wants to break up for everybody's not like. Florence Poo! Poo! Yeah, yeah. Pooh, poo. I didn't like the moral of the movie, like.

That she was fucking. Zach Braff. Yeah. She didn't stay with the Braff man. I bet you she doesn't she's not dating

Zach Brath anymore no but I bet you know what she does I bet every day like the middle of night she starts

clawing at his door like a lost dog you know like ah like that because she just needs with that Zach Cock

but he just has one of his funny fantasies like oh well I would do he's going to be a strange day

in the hospital because Dr Cox and Turk were pulling a traying on Florence Pugh and then the janitor came along to clean up the blood and jizz What was your favorite part of Scrubs? Your favorite episode?

The end, brother. Which end? I don't know, I really, I tuned out of Scrubs pretty early. What? Yeah. Really? God, you're no satisfying you,

wasn't early? Well, I liked it. Fucking miserable, gloomy guss over here. Jane, do you watch Scrubs do you? No. It was a pretty depressing. show though. That's the thing. You'd be watching Scrubs and I'd be chilling

with the homies, blem and a zoot blazing fam, just smoking it up on this sysurp, nice and mellow, having a good time, and it all like hey, we're doing a funny dance in the hospital, a bull chicka, pull chicka, this child has cancer

cancer in her face and she's dead now. Dead child cancer from the funny sitcom you were enjoying she probably caught it off Turk yeah yeah he's a little clean

and it's all sad music and Dr Cox is like no this is I gotta drink whiskey now because I'm sad I thought this was a comedy you know remember Dr Cox if I remember correctly didn't he like put bad organs and a lot of patients that's right yeah they all got had rabies

that was it wasn't it right yeah and then they started playing that song How to Save a Life and it was very sad and depressing You couldn't handle it me You're probably watching how I met your mother I'd be like, this is nice, they're all friends No, don't leave Jason Segal

Alison Hannigan, whoever the fuck you're called You fucking band camp flute pussy Can't fuck you Why'd you leave me? Why? Because I tried to show you the movie about just Melvin Ah, anyway Anyway I did like scrubs now

I must be honest I liked it I liked a little bit of sadness as well now remember the episode was Brendan Fraser Yeah

Was he a ghost or something That was a big reveal Yeah He's like Oh the police are there Doctor Are they Yeah

The police are just Going by there The 5O The 5th They heard you Talk a shit About scrubs Yeah

They're coming to get me Tom Hanks Is sending his The Matrix Is coming after me Because I'm speaking The Truth Hey

Welcome to Cadens Husters University Yeah What are we talking about Scrubs Scrubs. I did, yeah, Brendan Fraser so there's a whole episode. He was friends with Dr. Cox, isn't he? He was the brother

of Dr. Cox's ex-wife, yeah. Oh. But they were friends because... That's a bit of a weird connection to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, so he was in a previous episode, but then there's an episode he comes back, and Dr. Cox is talking to him and all, but then it's a reveal that he was dead

all along, and they're actually at a funeral and it's Brendan Fraser's funeral, and it was very sad. I think I remember it now, yeah. It didn't like they're at the funeral and they'll stand up and his picture's there. I remember being like I remember watching anything like they must have made a mistake in their production because

someone writing the script we really don't know how to do things properly at all. They're meant to be in a child's birthday party and Brendan Fraser was just there taking pictures why is he in a casket now what is this? Is there the foes again? Yeah the police

are what are they doing under? I tell you they're probably driving down on that protest in Ballymond is the protest on now? I think so. protesting like every night this week. Why, Balimun? Because there's Ukrainian refugees in a travel lodge in Ballymong. Oh, yeah. So all the Ballymone people are

like, Ireland is full and get them out and all that stuff. They're probably going like, you know. What am I going like, Brian? Go on. Tell me what I'm going like. You're going like something, aren't you? You probably have an opinion about that, don't you? One way or the other.

Go on, Brian. Yeah, you've got a gaslight me now, right? Yeah, I've lost all confident to myself. sweetie, let's see you do it. What's the matter, honey, you're confused? Oh, yeah, you think you're a big man, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah, hit me when I'm weak, all right? You're about two hours' sleep, all right?

I did too much cocaine. I ate too much shepherd's pie. This guy over, I'm trying to call you a racist. You're not letting me. You're ducking and diving. You're defending yourself, and that's against the roots. And you don't like scrubs. I mean, I think my criticism of Scrubs stands.

Remember Colin Farrell was an episode? That's right, yeah. You played an Irish guy, isn't. They didn't kill him off, though, luckily. Matthew Perry was an episode? Yeah. What was Matthew Perry doing? Eh.

I feel funny, they're all ghosts. They do it like nine. Every time. Oh, right there, pal, it's me, Colin Farrell. Oh, Jesus. I'm bleeding brown bread, so I am. Yeah. uh hello could i be any more of a ghost in the figment of your imagination yeah that's chandler that is

they did a lot of like teamed episodes remember like the episode was like a sitcom yes remember what's the sarah chalk and titties oh man she is a piece i i was so into sarah chalk yeah still am man do yourself a favor watch the wrong missy do you do you tell a favor watch rick and morty jerk off over the mudder. Yes. No, in the wrong missy, she's in a bikini the whole movie. It's great. Really?

She is looking good. Who does she play in the wrong missy? David Spade's ex-wife. Really? Yeah. Man. She's in a bikini and Adam Sandler's wife's in a bikini and David Spades in Speedos. It's a jerkathon.

Oh man. It's jerk fest. I'm so sexed up right now. I'm so sexed up. You'll just be... I might have to go find a tramp. jizz coming out your ears pal it'll be amazing yeah I need a trap

Terrible film but uh you know Oh don't say that man I'm just saying that literally is no satisfying you man No I love the wrong missy I loved it and I love scrubs And I love Tom Hanks And I love all the stuff you love That's good yeah

I cannot handle any kind of criticism Not of me like I can't handle criticism of myself Or of my favourite TV shows Okay so you criticise scrubs It's basically like you know somebody like Don't talk to my mum like that I'm like that was Zach Braff. I'm like,

that you cross the line. Yeah. I basically called Turk the N word to your face. Yeah. Okay. Scrubs, oh, these guys shrubs a lot. What episodes did?

Later on they got a bit silly. Like, remember the episode? It was like a fantasy world. And J.D. was like, Mr. Tumnus from Narnia. I don't remember that one. That was a later one. I remember the musical one where that patient,

she had a neurological condition that everyone was just singing all the time. I don't think it's a real condition. Are you sure, Brian? I think those... Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a doctor? Are you a doctor?

You're going to be okay. Say the goddamn words. Are you a doctor? Correct. You don't know. What the fuck you're talking about? Harvey Kikell in Reds of War Dogs. And seen.

I watched a little bit of fucking once-pon-time in Hollywood a few days ago. I was doing an event at four had nothing to do. I don't like sometimes when I have work at four o'clock. Yeah. I don't know what to do myself for a day. So I end up just watching

a movie and just like being a bit angst. I get a bit weird anxiety. I know what you mean, yeah, because you kind of have to you can't relax because you know you've got to go to work. Even like something like maybe I go to the shop. Yeah. I'm afraid I might go to the shop right and now I might meet someone. Yeah. And I might just start fucking him, you know?

Or there's a hostage situation. There's like you walk into the shop and two working class, northside Havos are in there with their bloody guns, Give us the bloody money, yeah? Give us the bloody money. Out of the bleeding tail, yeah. I'll say, this fucking con here will I take him hostage, so we will.

And you're like, no, but I have to work today, sir. Not that you know anything about that. And you get very catty with them. You're like, you're a blatant, what you're saying, yeah? Oh, I think you're a big man, yeah, with your gun. My words are my weapons, sir I'm very tired, leave me alone I do too much coke

Anyway, but I know what you mean When you're working later in the day It's hard to relax So I watch it, yeah Very fun, it's good to put on I watched that one time In Hollywood, you know I kind of feel like I'm a cool guy

Like I'm Brad Pitt Yeah, yeah You're Cliff Booth Yeah And that teenager wants to have sex with you But you're like I'm too old To go to jail for pussy

Whereas in real life you're driving around the playground. Please, please. Get my car, please. Get your dirty feet on my windshield. Please. I'm, this boot. I'm, what are they, Melvin, Justin? I'm Grandpa Melvin.

Hey, Gidge. His name was Just. Yeah, Melvin Just. Just is an awful last time. That's the real crime of that. Yeah, you're right. Just. I'm just molesting.

It's, um, it's an interesting documentary. It is very harrowing. and grim and depressing but you know it's interesting to watch I watch speaking of documentaries I watch something it's called like

modern housing in Ireland 1961 I saw about these like the Ballymont flats and stuff like that they're like a report about that and they just got built it's all these Irish people

being like it's mad I feel like I'm on the ground but I'm actually on the fifth floor it's crazy oh yeah it's absolutely bleeding mental if God wanted man that fly

they've given them wings yeah but it is kind bring up some interesting points in how isolating it is and how like cheap like shitty

the apartments are yeah like they cut every corner they could absolutely build these shitty tall really bad flats

and just how isolating is for the women because all these women are just like the husband goes off to work then yeah all these women

just on their own up in the sky basically yeah with like two babies and there's like no there's barely any

fuck all like things in the hear them even like yeah they're like cut off isolated the kind of the only people

they have to talk to are their neighbors and they don't talk it gets very isolating like in a village everyone

knows each other and this I mean once upon a time it's not really like that anymore though is it you know

in the villages oh now it's really bad yeah they're they're shipping in Ukrainians into the village now everyone's got

like stab proof vest on you like like you know that big robot from Robobot what was that

that thing called the fuck is how you're talking about you the big fucking you know the big fucking fucking stupid fucking looking thing

there what was it called just Melvin 309 or something like that going around molesting all the working class women

ah yeah it was a simpler time wasn't it another fun bit in it is like they show them going to the shops

all right these women go in the shops all right with their little prams they just leave their prams out outside the shop. Yeah.

And there's like, I'm not joking, like there's 30 prams just out there with babies in them. And they're all the exact same looking pram, all right?

So you just went home with whatever one. Didn't matter. It didn't matter at all about you. Why did they leave their prams outside? I don't know, probably because

there was a small enough shop, you know? Oh, okay. They were hoping somebody had come along. I think they were, I think it was wishful like,

oh, I accidentally left the pram inside the river there. Yeah. Oopsy Daisy. Oh. Well, those flats are gone now.

They've been demolished but yeah they were sort of they were a real cultural landmark but in a bad way they sort of represented you know the old Ireland is gone and now it's just this sort of disgusting

homogenized shit hole of a city they are awful looking buildings yeah it's just they were just a tower block of junkies and nonsense I don't know I don't know look over the hour can we just end this yeah okay right

I love the energy I've really been struggling in this whole episode I don't know I was giving you much now I don't worry next time I said anything

you would go no don't say that don't like that no was I you're hurt nah you are we're just

you blame it's a back and forth you blame me for your own failures do you want some whiskey no no I don't I'll drink some of that

shower gel though that looks appetizing what is that kiwi flavor all of a go someone bought me that actually yeah yeah take the hint my oh you're right actually yeah a bar of soap as well i just as shower gel and a bar of soap that was to tell you your penis is small and they all threw soap and you like plug it up plug it off it's just a dream fat boy so i tell you what so next week guys

i promise we'll do a better episode yeah we were both you're you're coming down off your coke bin i probably shouldn't have done this today i have a middle ear infection yeah i was kind of saying we could do it a different day I was like I'm not a quitter yeah yeah you get you fall down master Wayne you get back up again anyway so I'll watch Avatar then we'll do some fun stuff you're gonna finally see

Avatar I'm a bit scared yeah are you ready it's kind of like losing your virginity isn't it like you'll never be the same afterwards the birds will sound different yeah yeah well to you the night I lost my virginity she was blue by the end of it too I fucked a corpse Brian And that's the joke there.

That's the gag. Well, it's not even that late yet. It's like nine. Will I be very bad if I just kind of got you out of the house kind of quick enough

and went to bed? Wow, okay. Yeah. I mean, like, you're not even, don't even make eye contact with me. Are you gonna... You can't bring the car with you.

Okay. You gotta walk home like Snoopy. And leave your shoes here. There's no funny business. All right. Well, yeah, okay. I actually nearly walked off at my shoes as a house party last night.

Really? I took my shoes off going to taxi. I actually walked out without my shoes and I was to do. Oh. my feet were cold I know you definitely want to get out of here don't you no I'm just uh it's not even that

I just you know got nothing left to say you know I feel like I've been spinning plates here and the wheels are coming off and I'm trying but yeah what do you how do you want to end it I will end it yeah I'm not like we'll do one big

special thing at the end you know a big cablan I know the dance number burn and burn make a laugh make them laugh all right see you guys we'll do something cool next week yes goodbye