Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 185 : The Hip Hop Pepsi Lawyer

Episode Date: February 3, 2023

Dermot and Dave are the new Rick and Morty

All right, man, we're back. It's a free one. I've got Pepsi Max. Pepsi Maxx. Maximum taste, no sugar. Yeah. You know who's sponsored by Pepsi? Messi. Messy. Messy? Messy, the autistic footballer. Is he autistic?

Yeah, I'm one of those things. Yeah. So it's like, if I drink this kind of Pepsi right now, who knows what it happens? It's like you've won the World Cup. Let's open up right now. Go for it. That's how I felt. You know when Messi won the World Cup? Yeah.

It was like I won it, you know? Is it? He's one the good guys. and I'm a good I'm a nice guy How's he a good guy He's an autistic They're evil

He hasn't raped anyone That you know what Yeah Never meet your heroes Yeah yeah I'm in a fucking hotel room and messy He probably

Yeah And he's making you play Yu-Gio Against your will No please Can't add your sock Your cock No that doesn't work

For me Yeah Yeah Yeah So let me drink To be this Pepsi You're much of a Pepsi Man are you

I used to fuck With Pepsi back in the day But I I can't anymore after the incident You know, the Pepsi challenge What was the Pepsi challenge No, no, the Pepsi challenge No, what is that?

That was where to get two Two glasses of Strange liquid One was Coca-Cola Yeah One was Pepsi You had to guess You can definitely tell the difference

Yeah, and they say which is better And you'd be like that one That's Coca-Cola right And be like, no, it's not your silly cunt It's Pepsi You fool You gay cunt You fucking get

You're digging You're going to dig a hole right now. And you want to get in it? Yeah, yeah. Why'd you go fuck yourself? Oh! Anyway. Did you watch the dude Pepsi?

Where's my jet? No, what's that now? You never heard about that? Yeah, please tell me. Oh, so it's... Sique! Like I give a fuck. Shut your mouth, will you?

Oh, have you heard about the new documentary about Pepsi? That's your fucking problem, made. You need to watch a documentary. Just drink the Pepsi and shut the fuck up about it. You're right. Well, a consultant to literature and it says, Are you familiar with the Pepsi Challenge? I'm not living in the moment at all.

Do I, Brian, drink a Pepsi. Well, hang on a man now. Excuse me, I must speak with my consultants. They're like, Brian, you want, like, you know, a phantom. With Nazi Coke. Problematic. Six million. Six million fans of Fanta

Died in the Holocaust That was the Fanta challenge A very bad challenge indeed So dude Where's my Jet? Pepsi Jet Or so what Pepsi Where's My Jet? Yeah

Dude Pepsi Where's My Jet or something like that Now it's basically a five-minute story But Netflix, very cleverly Have turned this into like a ten-part show Sure, yeah Which is great With like reconstructions of people drinking Pepsi

So you know what that looks like? Before we got into the Pepsi thing just real quick I couldn't believe this because I've always said like Netflix has ruined documentaries to make it all long and there's all these recreations

yeah yeah I was watching a documentary recently about the Super League you know the aborted Super League thing Oh yes yeah the European Super League where the Saudis were gonna come in and ruin

someone's gonna ruin something there's probably a Saudi yeah yeah yeah the Sunnis and the Shiites My point is Talk about this one guy He was talking about I remember where I was

When I heard about The Super League And he was saying I was driving And they were a recreation Of a guy driving All right And it's like

You know the thing It was like an actor He don't see his head He's a guy driving All right Yeah And I got out And I went to get some petrol

I went to the shop They got some petrol And they show him Getting out of the car Yeah Putting the fucking nozzle in Yeah Filling it up

And he's like And then I got a phone call And I got the phone call I'll take it like ring ring Hello Yes There's going to be a super league And I thought

My gosh This is This is bad Yeah That all that there They spent all that time Doing a re-creas I mean it's just like

You just be like I didn't I disagree with it I got a phone call Yeah Look you just told us We don't need to see a reconstruction No but you know what That's uh

Unless it was like I was getting my dick sucked I'm the tits were jiggling There was titty's everywhere Tiddy's popping but cheeks clapping it was crazy and um yeah but you know what you get to see the the sexual imagery

of the the petrol nozzle going in the the fuel tank just that's the only penetration Netflix can show that you know Netflix has not shown any penetration no it's strange how penetration is like the last taboo isn't it yes you know the final concier that's oh hey you don't even drinking

Pepsi. I'm not. I'm not. You're pure right there. I'm juicing. I'm juicing with the Pepsi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Get it in you. Yeah. Pupples busy. Pepsi's rid of my jet. Shut up, right? Pepsi's where my jet. So, Pepsi's new marketing campaign called Pepsi points, I believe. So you can earn Pepsi points. So let's say you get a can of Pepsi. Yeah. You get one Pepsi point. Okay. If you get like 400 Pepsi points, you get a hat. With Pepsi written on it. Wow. But that's just the start of it. Look at you. You just think a hat's the limit, don't you? I probably don't deserve any more than a hat, do I? I'll just take a hat that doesn't... I'll take a hat that says, retard.

That's what I deserve. With a hole in it. That's what you get if you drink mutton do. Oh, yes. So if you get like 7,000 Pepsi Pines, you might get roller skates. Okay. And they kind of... So in the ad, they're like, we need like a hook, though.

They're like, if you get like... This is a number I'm pulling my head. let's say like you get like 6 million Pepsi points no even more than that let's say 100 million 6 million is the biggest number ever there's never been a bigger number

of anything than 6 million Brian and you know that but let's get going crazy here right let's say 10 million 69 million sexy if you get 69 420 million dollar Pepsi points out you get a harrier jet

like a fucking military grade Like a fighter jet, like, you know, proper Nagasaki job. Yeah, fucking cool jet. You know, it's one of those jets, by the way. It doesn't need a takeoff. You know, some jets, because it needs a runway. Oh, it's got, it can just, woo. Yeah, voo, like full, yeah, full 90-degree angle.

Right. The thing, you know, the turners, I'm such a plain guy. The spinny turners go, who, you know, the big cabloy sticks that go. And you go, beep, beep. Hunk, ha. Out of my way, I'm a motorist. Yeah. my other harrier jet is a Lamborghini

you got that bumper sticker you know so this one kid saw that he was like mom let's do that and the mother was like oh Billy you can't get 69 million cans of Pepsi that would be too expensive

and he's like I've got a plan so then he decides he's going to do a deal with this guy when I say kid I mean like fucking like you know probably 39 it's a young buck nothing wrong with that he's 33 and the prime of his life

oh fuck oh I've wasted it all anyway go on this is a time buddy well I need to drink oh as much Pepsi as I can how much Pepsi for pussies how many Pepsi points

for pussy yeah babe I drank five Pepsi's give it to me come on I can't get hard and I've lost a foot I deserve a gash

So he did a deal down with this guy He was like a rich guy Who also did like mountain biking Okay And they were like Got all the Pepsi points basically They like bought Pepsi in bulk So he just said to some rich guy

Hey let's do it Yeah No I think he I think he wrote to them a few times Okay like hey is this true and they're like no it's not and this rich guy was like I see something here because it says on the

TV ad you can't there was no text for anything rich guy was like we can make this into a big scene right here yeah yeah yeah if you can actually get the correct amount okay you can sue Pepsi get a nice nice little payday yeah okay so this is like man child I can use just man child to get some real not

I'll probably say what I'll give the man child Pepsi points and I'll take the money how about that yeah the fucking idiot yeah that's right Pepsi points and magic beans for you, you little one, your little scamp of 38. Yeah. So I didn't finish documentary.

Oh, I'm glad you brought it up then. Yeah. Well, I don't think they did, but it became a big thing. Okay. And the guy is now, like, making money off Netflix. So it's a happy ending there. So if the moral is James, you kick up a big fuss. Okay.

Eventually, Netflix will make a documentary video. Yeah, well, that's what Rodney King thought, but it didn't work out. too well for him. Can't we all just drink some Pepsi? By the way, I got Pepsi in the shop up there. Won't say the name of it. Ballymon Eurospar. Come find me.

Whoa, this is a brave man over here. Man, you see the absolute smell of bags and junkies and scum that hang around that shop? You know what's kind of sad. Somebody shows up to that shop with a gun and I'd feel safe for the first time in my life. You know, it's sad though. There was a girl there. I went to that shop this morning. Yeah.

You get a chicken fillet roll, you know? And it was like, a girl there. She's very happy, new girl, okay? I kind of fell in love with her. Yeah? I fell in love with girls very easy. She was working on the deli counter? No, no.

Okay, good. I know, I know you've already chosen her. I was like, I said, sorry, love. I know you're already caddens. Yeah, I want the one that smells like bacon grease. That's mine. I bagsie that one. No, I wanted the one who works up with the till.

She smells like money. Yeah. And she was all happy. So in the morning, I was like, you know, watching her. Not in a weird way. No. Just with your face pressed up against the glass, like breathing heavy. Tiny Tim, horny Tim.

So, like, she's all happy. She's like, oh, right, can I help you out? Oh, yeah. And, like, there's no woman there trying to scan something and work. It's like, oh, don't worry. It happens to me all the time. You know, all right. You know, I think you get sick of this energy pretty quick.

But don't worry, it's a happy ending. I came back then a few hours later to get another chicken fill a roll. And she was just getting fucked right there on the counter by the biggest blackest cock you've ever seen. I thought we had something special. I've heard of a loyalty card, but that's ridiculous. No, that didn't happen. I was thinking, I swear to God now, I was just thinking about her getting fucked by a big black guy.

I liked it. Oh, I like to. it good now yeah yeah okay so you went do it Kareem I assume that's your it is I knew it

anyway go on so you went back to this shop he still got the scoring title LeBronas taken it from you okay so I went back

she seemed pretty depressed oh really seemed to sad there was no more like oh can help you out she's like yeah oh that fucking point

another chicken fill a roll yeah Gray yeah You look how I feel So what? She's obviously bipolar then

I don't know I didn't ask her I was like What the fuck's your story What's what that fucking Puts on your face Eh Anyway

Oh yeah That was funny And your crack What are we talking about Pepsi? Pepsi is nice now Yeah I also watch play Misty for me

Okay You're going on a real Clint East want buzz I am I am yeah They're watching Escape from Alcatraz Last night

I've never seen You know what I haven't seen any of these... Yeah, you can tell. Yeah. You know, that's what I said to you last week. Oh, really? Yeah, when you said you hadn't seen Dirty Harry.

But it's good that you repackaged it and used it against me. Oh, that's good now, isn't they? That's funny, yeah. That's funny. Yeah, yeah. Making me feel bad. Yeah, no, that's fine. Healthy.

You're almost a real thing I'm trying to do now. Go on. Not laugh at people. Right, right. I don't mean, like, like, disabled people. I mean, like, don't don't think that I mean like you know

if someone's trying to be funny with me it's a real power move to like right to not last I'm a little like what's the name I want to please people I'm a people pleaser

you know yeah so like let's say there's a guy come up for me he's like oh Brian you want to see my Christopher walking impression right and he's like oh I'm Christopher walking

oh give me a chicken fillet roll oh up my ass you know I'm like that's pretty funny Funny, yeah. Yeah. But I'm, and now he's going to be like, right.

And you feel like a fucking king. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What happens to so when he's like, what's your fucking problem, you little con? You're not fucking laughing at my joke. I think you're better than me.

And they take a swing, aren't you? Yeah, well, then I'll just say I'm mentally ill or something, you know? Did you laugh while they beat the shit out of you? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Confuse them. I'll just say, if you've said you've got like mental health issues, that's a real get-out jail card for everything, you know?

Yeah. Well, except for jail, actually. Oh, you're right, yeah. That's the one place. It doesn't fly. That's what Justin Ryland should do. Oh, yeah. He actually hasn't made any kind of statement about it.

No. No, it's funny. You ever gone on to the Rick and Morty subreddit? I haven't, no. It's all, like, you know, let's not bring up that interest. No, let's look at the fan art. I've heard, oh, really? Let's look at the funny pictures of Mr. Poohy-Bahoe.

People are like, should we mention Justin Royland? No, it's not important. Yeah. the heart of the show shouldn't be affected by Justin Royal he wasn't really a major contributing factor You know all I've ever heard

about the Rick and Morty fan base is how toxic they are but sounds quite supportive and understanding to me Pretty nurturing actually We all make mistakes Yeah That's why Penters have erasers

You know Yeah No what about Who's going to be the new voice of Rick and Morty Does a guy Are you looking to get it? Maybe will I do it

Hey, I'm Rick and Morty. Oh, time travel is goofy. Zoinks! Like, oh, Rick and Morty, like, oh, hello. I would respect it more if they had this complete different advice. Yeah, man. But they're going to get, just a guy on TikTok does a very good impression. Like a weirdly good impression.

Really, yeah. You know, it's the problem, he's probably a rapist as well. Yeah, true. It's the only reason you do impressions, you know? Let's be honest. If you're good looking, you can go up to a girl like, hi, my name's Kevin. Do you want to go get a drink?

I respect women, I'm not going to beat you, all right? But if you look like me, all right, you got to go like, oh, I'm Christopher Watkin. Oh, hello, I guess I lost your ID up my eyes. What? Oh, this is the Dermott and Dave they were driving around recently. Right. They were just doing that.

What? Just like, oh, I'm Christopher Walken. and oh, um, um, oh, oh, ooh. And some, so probably said something else. They probably said something. They didn't just go, Oh, yeah. The question is walking.

No, I'll tell you the bit, actually. Go on. It was a bit of listening to, I want to get your take on this now, Dermann Dave. Okay. So apparently Dermann Dave both went to the toilet together. Right.

In separate cubicles now. And they walked out at the same time. Right. And Dermit, paper towels in his hands and Dave used a dryer

and Dermott was like what are you doing using a dryer that's crazy oh I'm Christopher Walking I'm using a dryer to dry my hands okay

that was it I don't get it I was how do those two I don't understand I don't understand it at all Does Christopher Walkin like

Paper towels I almost crashed the car I was so confused now I'm sure they're a nice bunch of lads now but that was out of context now that's probably a set you know what that is it's a running gag

probably a callback yes I've heard of those they are probably doing that earlier yeah yeah yeah and they're like this is great for anyone that's what hacks do and I'm just stupid idiot

it's like I don't understand it and I'm calling up Dermit sending them death threats where's the logic in that yeah but no so Justin Royland they're gonna Rick and Morty or Adol Swim came out

with a statement saying we're going to go ahead with Rick and Morty but without Justin Royland It's a big production thing there It's not just Justin hand drawing animation anymore

There's a lot of people there That's right Some of them are women Mm-hmm Yeah Less and less I would imagine Yeah I know

It is one of those Rick and Morty Was always like Oh he likes Rick and Morty That's a red flag No it wasn't the last thing For two years Rick and Morty was good

Yeah It was fun to like it You could rock up And you'll talk to your granny about Rick and Morty and it was grand and then Satchewan sauce happened. Oh, right. And that's when it all had changed. Remember to talk with Satchewan

sauce? What was it, Aladdin or Moulin? Moulin. Yeah, Setschuan sauce. And that became a meme then. And I remember they were like bombing abortion clinics and stuff. That's where all the McDonald's staff are on their day itself. Ironically, yeah. This like went mad or like Sashuan sauce apparently. Yeah, apparently like

they were going in and harassing McDonald's. I guarantee it. That was probably just like two people being like, do you have any Sasha one sauce? They were like, you're a fucking freak. And they were putting on Twitter like, these smelly freaks are bullying me.

And so it's almost like they're asking for it. It is. Yeah, well, thank God it, baby. And Justin Royal had heard about this. He's like, oh, you want to see toxic? So, yeah. Now, we did watch something pretty interesting.

Yeah. We watched the rapping lawyer. What was he called? He wasn't called that. I think he was just called it. lawyer. You're right, yeah, yeah. He was the legal lawyer. Yeah, but there was like in his intro video. A legal lawyer.

I said the legal lawyer. They're all legal lawyers. They are. Yeah. Oh, oh no. Ah, that's all right. Well, drink more Pepsi. Yeah, I don't think it's working. What I was trying to say? The hip-hop lawyer. Yeah, well, because in his intro video, he had like Adam 22.

And he had like, you can see stuff around his office. I know, I think if I were to hazard a guess, I think he's like a sleazy defense lawyer for a bunch of rappers. Yeah. What he does probably is he preys on young,

untalented rappers who admit to murder on Vlad TV. Yes. Which happens a lot, by the way. A lot of people go on Vlad TV and be like, yeah, I kill three people.

And then on the comments, like, Vlad's a snitch. Yo, Vlad, snitching, dog. Why did Vlad air that? Yeah, yeah. For views? Is that why?

So, basically, this guy, also this lawyer, this hip-hop lawyer let's call his name is Ezra Woody Allen Ezra Finders Fee Ezra on Retainer

Shilock Finders fee, all right? He has a hat that says stop self-snitching so he's got that kind of vibe and all these videos are like, you know, reacting to the Young Gunner case or like, you know, reacting to little jizzy biscuits

It's, you know, rape allegations. Or, uh, little jizzy-cusy. Yeah. Little jizzy biscuit is innocent that'll proven guilty. And it's like all this stuff where he's like, um,

uh, little jizzy biscuit in court threatened to slit the judge's neck ear to ear. This will not help your case. And in the future, never threaten to slit the judge's throat. Because you just never know what kind of thing a jury will pick up on,

you know? It's all about body language. so um but he was talking with justin royland yeah and he played a clip of justin royland now i will in just a justin's defense okay which i've got tattooed of me now you have justice for justin um j for jay yeah he was on a podcast talking about how like a hundred years ago yeah it was okay to have sex with 13 year olds yes well there you go but now you can take that with context yeah but I've probably said that every episode of this podcast

Yes, exactly and it's correct 100 years ago you could have sex with a 13 year old and you could do it today just you know

don't be no self-snitching as the lawyer would say He was self-snitching He was self-snitching That's right He didn't listen to that Now okay so

The actual domestic abuse charges It was 2020 by the way Yes And they hit it Why is it all coming out now? Because sometimes you can close illegal documents. Oh, it just burped. Yeah.

We had some butcher burgers and they weren't great, right? They weren't, no. No. By the way, my point is, you can enclose a legal document sometimes. Yeah. And you can stay closed until a certain amount of time. Right. Or sometimes it gets leaked.

Or sometimes, I think the way it works is it's something about the law. The law. And they're lawyers. Judge Judy. No, there's something I'm trying to say. I can't say it properly because I don't have the language. Yes. I feel like this is my second language sometimes.

But basically, sometimes you can't report on it. Okay. Unless it's being reported in a newspaper. Because in that way, okay. Right, okay. That's the news. So let's say, all right, example. It's to avoid certain a libel.

So let's say now, you had sex with a horse. Ah. All right. And the case was closed. Yeah. But the Miami Herald reports on it Fucking Miami Herald

I knew they were trouble Sons of bitches In that case I can talk about now Because it's Miami Herald's problem Because it's already Oh okay So any kind of legal thing

It's got to deal with it now So me and the Brino Tool Times I can talk about anything I want The levee breaks And the damn bursts open You know I believe if I'm not mistaken I use the Miami Tribune

Because that's what's leaked A lot of the Remember that guy who was bad, Epstein. Yes. Epstein got, there was one, literally one newspaper that's putting on it. Yeah. And they're all going off that one article. Yeah, yeah. For a while. Again,

they were the ones that sort of broke it. Like, a lot of them had all the information. There was multiple like attempts to try to break the story, but then the Miami Herald. Okay, so the Joseph and Royaland thing, it's an actual, it's domestic abuse, like domestic battery and imprisonment.

Like, I think he'd like lock someone in a room after he slapped them around. Now, a lot of times, this is going to sound pretty bad now. A lot of times, a lawyer, okay, will take, like, domestic abuse. Right. Let's say that happened, all right? Yeah. All right.

Okay. And he can be like, okay, let's add on a few extra things to it. Okay. So, um, imprisonment is pretty easy thing to add on to it as well. Yeah. Because you're like in the house at the time, you didn't leave. Like all, like, in fairness, yeah, all you have to do is just stop someone from leaving the house and, you know, yeah. Which is what happened to Antony Kumia.

Poor old Anthony Coomia. Remember, he was hitting a woman. All of our great men taken down our heroes. He was literally my only hero left. My only hero's Martin Luther King and Anthony Coomia.

Yeah. That one's dead and... Yeah. I tell you, there's never going to be an Anthony Coomia Boulevard, is there? No, I don't think so. What an injustice.

Open you an Anthony Avenue. What is my point? So with that, well, look, thing is with that situation that's a kind of like he said she said thing but the text of 16 year olds it's kind of hard to wiggle out with that

even that you know that hip hop lawyer even he would find a hard to be like you know you were self-snitching you are self-snitching you're texting a child like once you send a text that's evidence my friend yeah yeah that is another thing you hear that brothers I'm preaching

well that's also a thing I'm very weird whenever I text a woman yeah whatever I text her I always think like of an old stuffy lawyer reading that out in court I always think about that now and that makes me hard but some of the shit

he was like calling her is like why you so hot you stupid fag bitch con is like whoa dude this is a child you're risen on called for her like

also like it's so funny like I wonder was he always like this or was he like you know like the I gotta respect women I gotta work on my drawings I'm working on my big show honey and then like you know

become big And then you just turn into a monster. I could do whatever I want. I'm worried about that happen to me. I don't think you have to worry about that. That's why I won't even touch a pencil. I've been... I draw one smiley face.

And Mr. Al Swim sees it. Yeah, and he comes in, Brian, here's a blank check. And here's my 16-year-old daughter. Now, surely I can trust you to escort her about town, you know? Okay. Oh, geez. morning you had sex with a child morning oh no morning that's my Rick and Morty that's my Rick and Morty impression I'm not even I do I don't like when people do

Rick and Morty impressions to my face I don't like it because a lot of people think they can do it and they can't yeah yeah yeah but anyway so so there's the screenshots and nothing he hasn't come out of a statement I didn't realize how much he had going on okay so I thought he just had Rick and Morty and Solar Opposites, okay? I didn't know, he had like multiple studios. He had like a gaming studio. He made

loads of games. There was a Rick and Morty game wasn't it? No, but there was like more games, way more games than that. And he had like his fingers and all sorts of pies, you know? Cream pies. He just, did you just finished work on Coala Man? Coala Man? Yeah. What's that? Poor, I don't know if Coala Man's going to get renewed

now. What is it? I don't know what the fuck to do! I got all this bamboo delivered to my house It's going to go to wait These koala man Funko pops They look like a retard Cuala Man

It's the new hit anime's sicker What is I've never heard of it It's a koala Oh no, it's a man That's it, yeah But he's a koala He's a man he dresses up like a huala Okay

And he fights crime Oh It's got Is it an adult cartoon? Yeah Okay Does he do any kids cartoons I think you did a few.

Fish hooks. Fish hooks, all right. You remember fish hooks? No, I don't. I remember House of Cosby's. I was a little test right there with James. You said, because fish hooks

was relatively recent. Okay. Like, you know, 2014. Right, right, right. I mean only about that for my cousin. Oh. So I was a little test right there. I don't remember you ever saying

you have a cousin. There's holes in your story, Brian. You sick, fuck. I got him. I got him on tape, boys. I got them. My cousin, yeah, a girl tied to a chair. Get ready for the family reunion, baby.

Does you unzip your pants? It's just Elizabeth Banks tied to a chair. Why Elizabeth Bank? Because she's pretty. Okay. Yeah. But anyway, yeah. So, Kuala Man, it's a guy, he's Australian.

Okay. And he goes around fighting crime. And Hugh Jackman plays his boss. Oh, okay. God. And Sarah Snook, you know, Snooky, the fared-ass one, a succession. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, with a fair-air.

Shiv. Shiv, yeah. Fair-air. Man, I love ass play. Yeah? Like a finger in your ass. Oh, no, not me. Oh.

That was a test right there. Because my cousin, no. No, they're putting things in people's asses and stuff. Okay, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, Sarah Snuck plays his. girlfriend. Hugh Jackman,

that's a big get. Jesus. He displays like a minor role. I didn't hear, I've never heard about this. In fairness, I wasn't really... It actually only came out, you know, it was funny,

it came out like a week before Justin Royalin's still. Oh, shit. They've got the new show with Justin Royland. That's right. Justin Royland. Yeah.

You're all jealous, aren't you? We're better in a Futurama. Futurama, they know what Justin Royland. They don't. Suck on that, Bender. Yeah. Well, actually, I was going to say Justin Royaland was never on the

Epstein Island but he actually was as was Matt Groening Justin Royland by the way you're not exactly surprised though are you no look at him

yeah he looks like me if I got my act together so yeah I'm not I'm not surprised at all Brian it's hard to find motivation isn't it

where it's like oh all those guys who look better to be a rapist what I'm doing over here collected Pepsi points what about doing so do you think the show now

okay let's say you James Catton I've hired you to write Rick and Morty Season 7 episode 1 Yeah And what are you gonna address it In a meta sort of way

Or just gonna move on Hello I mean Morty You sound different Yes Yo I'm still your grand son pops You know what it is

You're gonna be fuck around With these portals and what not I would love it, but it was Eddie, Eddie Murphy and David Spade. Yeah, perfect. That's great. What more do you want to do? What more do you are? But with David Speed, I was watching a movie a while ago. It was about a Coke dealer. Okay.

Not a very good movie now. I can't even remember what it's called. But David Speed's in it. A young David Spade is underwear. Oh. Yeah. So I'll tell you now, I'll say a little tip for all the fellas out there. When the bitch is away Put on the movie Crack one out over David Spade

Yeah Put on the movie That I can't remember The name of What was it? I don't know Light sleeper That's it

Yeah Yeah Yeah you know it Because I You mentioned it to me before Yeah It was him And his underwear

He does have a sort of A feminine Kind of vibe to him And the younger David Spade You know Yeah You can see

Really going hard And Yeah You know who else I could see Going hard on Go on Paul Meskell

I always got the sense good to very easily overpower him Really? Yeah You ever see him And normal people With his shirt off He's pretty

Ah, that's all waterway It's all waterway You know what is? I think you can very easily Get him on the ground Okay I think if you got him on the ground You can just kind of hogtie him

Yeah Yeah And then what happens then What do you do? You gotta wait to find out Yeah Go ahead over to the Patreon to find out

Oh the Austras came out Oh the non- We'll talk about playing Misty in a minute, but the Oscars came out. Been following the Oscars? Well, I'm just saying that, you know, Ireland, we got a lot of Irish. We got like two people. I hate this, by the way. I was like, oh, oh, it's top of the morning to you.

Ireland's taking over now. Oscar's so green. Well, it's literally like, it's like fucking embarrassing. Tree actors. Three actors, like, yeah, it weren't quite a few of the categories. Irish goodbye. Yeah. And The Quiet Girl?

Yeah, on Kalline Kewan. Yeah, a film in the Irish language got nominated. Very impressive now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm an idiot from saying it. And you knew, it's like, how did you hear about the Oscars? Oh, you're, oh, you fucking idiot. You won't say that, wouldn't you, you stupid cunt?

And I'm the asshole. I'm going to call Paul Meskell British just to fuck you up. So, yeah, so Oscar, the male Oscar nominations? Okay, maybe an odd one now. No Tom Cruise. For Top Gunn? Yeah. You know who got instead?

Bill Knighty. For what? For a movie called Living. No one fucking watched. Never heard of it. Bill 90. No. Bill, yeah.

Literally, it's like Colin Farrell. Right. Brendan. Frazier? Friend and Frasier. Some other cunt. Yeah. Yeah.

Bill Knighty. Paul Meskell for Afterson. I've heard that's good. I haven't seen it. My friend watched it there recently. He says a bit of a, you know, not bad, per se, but it's kind of like, you know, you have to be in the right mood. It's about a guy and his daughter

and he's not finding, he kind of finds it hard to... Not fucker. Right, yeah, I get it. Yep. I can relate to that. Oscar's all right. No, he is. He finds it hard to connect with her emotion. He's a young dad, you know? Right, right, right. And it's hard being a young dad.

Is it? I'm going to be the old dad. I can't wait for that. Yeah, man. I'm going to be old dad. It's like, your grandson's very cute. And I'm like, yeah, give me your pussy. You're going to be, like, you're going to be like Ed O'Neill in modern family. Ed O'Neill, yeah. With your big-titted Puerto Rican wife, you know.

Oh, man, yeah. And she's loyal to me. Brian, you said it would help my family get green cards, but they are still stuck in home country, please. Eh, don't worry, baby. And when can I move out of this travel lodge and into the house with you, like you said? Just these protesters are getting angrier and I'm scared.

don't worry love you'll be fine yeah that's gonna be you is it that's your life I love that man yeah let's be honest I am dead 100% I'm not gonna marry a girl like it's big English let's be honest here like oh yeah so the Oscars that come out a lot of people some movies I'm very interested in now

one is called tar yeah I keep hearing about this tar people say it's amazing movie it's kind of about cancel culture oh so it's about I think a penis, a composer who I don't know, I think she's like done I think she's like mean to people

and then they try and cancel her and she'll react and someone told me it's been like you know devil wears Prada oh yeah imagine that was set in like a world with HR right okay and then she becomes

like a like famous on Twitter for being like a cunt right okay yeah yeah what where is it is it American or it's American I believe yeah it's Cape Blanchet. People say that she's definitely going to win. I like that. They said she's great. She's good.

Apparently she plays a massive cunt. You know, here's a snub. Fucking Anna DeArmus for blonde. Yeah, you're right. She wouldn't like that movie. They really didn't. It would be a hard sell to get her. You as a whole, there's actually a thing right now,

controversy. There's some British bitch, a lovely woman, got nominated, all right? Yeah. And people are saying she did untowards things. Like what? Money. what you mean some people in the academy might have been getting

gifts and money and stuff oh right and the academy have said they're going to review their practices and they've said they haven't said what it is yet

they've said there's definitely some dodgy dealings going on oh shit it looks like good movie though so this woman

her name's like Andrea ambadompadris or something like that I don't know but she's in a movie and it seems pretty cool it's about a woman

who's an alcoholic who wins a lottery yeah and just ruins her life awesome that seems pretty funny that's hilarious it's a drama

oh okay well even funnier I mean there is like pretty much anyone that has ever

won the lottery has said it ruined my life has literally ended up dead with a shoe up during this you know yeah yeah

well also there's a movie I really want to watch now and I did really badly in the box office but it's got everyone I love so it's got Francis with Dermit

Runey Mara Claire Foy some other bitch what is this it's called you this is called women talking so it's just like

the opposite of Glenn Gary Glenn Ross then okay good yeah yeah no coffee's for everyone

because ah we love coffee here's some coffee for you this is fucked up here I was reading I need to do more research than this

it's fucked up they're allowed to talk in public and give their opinions in coffee shops It's sick. It's like David Lynch, man. The twist is one of them

as a podcast and the virus is spreading. Yeah. No, it's chilly. Chile? Chile? Yeah. In the 18th century.

It's about these nuns, all right? Who get very sleepy. Okay. You just winked at me there. Yeah, okay. What is that? They get very sleepy, all right? Right.

They all fall asleep. And they wake up and they realize that they've been drugged for the last 10 years and the priest has been selling them Oh As sleepy prostitutes Wow

Yeah it's a true story Holy shit Yeah I think 100 something women raped What the fuck Yeah In what you call them nunneries A monastery or a Basically these priests

Were pimping out sleeping nuns Yeah it's a true story Wow And Brad Pitt produced it So you can It's cool to watch it Oh no he's a bad man now No he made bullet train

Hashtar Cancel Brad Pitt Have you watched Bullet Train you? I actually saw like most of it in the cinema that I snuck into. Oh, do you like it? It was fun, yeah.

It's got a real critical evaluation. Okay. People are really loving Bullet Train now. Yeah. I remember I tried to say Bullet Train was good and you called me a gay retard but you know, whatever. I was drinking the time, James.

That was during my bad period. Yeah, I was during my Sprite Zero days. I was an animal. No, I, like, I went, walked into bullet train I missed like the first 20 minutes and I watched it

it was fun and I enjoyed it like that I say Aaron Taylor Johnson's a revelation I have to say I usually do not like him

he was very good in that role he was very good in that role I say something James I'm loving this yeah you're positive

I don't like it it's weird I feel like I'm on a bullet train and it won't stop no it's him and Brian Tyree Henry

who I love by the way I love him well they are great together. They play like stepbrothers. Yeah. But not like retards like Will Ferrell and Does he? The drum kit, does he?

Shake and break. It's from the other movie, you fuck wit. You donkey. But anyway, yeah, no, it was, and Brad Pitt's kind of, he's playing kind of goofy in it. No, there's a lot to like in it, yeah.

I haven't watched it. Well, maybe tonight I'll watch it. But you're saying it's gotten a critical re-appraisal. Yeah, so, what happened is it got released in cinemas it kind of did okay but I think it was released on Netflix I don't know if it's on our Netflix but in America

got released on Netflix and a bunch of people watched it and it's doing really well I didn't realize it's actually based on a series of books okay so there's more to tell with the character of what's his name I don't know ladybird something like that yeah they are something it's all called like the Lady Bird series

yeah yeah yeah yeah so comical novels so he's a hit man and then he's on a train with a whole bunch of other hit men or hit people because there's hit women it's a hit man but he ain't got in Europe it's a hit man with bloody

ditch and a fanny what you call that hit hit bird is your bloody hit bird yeah but no it was a lot of fun there's a lot of you know well it wasn't nominated though

okay is it by the John Wick guys were they behind it yes yeah yeah who I always get a little chuckle out of this one of the guys there was literally the stunt double for Kianu during the Matrix.

Really? Yeah. So they've been, they've been buddies for a long, long time now. Wow. So they're all stunt guys. That's why they love all the stunt stuff.

Okay, that makes sense. And they can really choreograph it where it's action-packed. Yeah, yeah. And it's so funny now because, like, their careers on the up and up and the Wachowski's or...

They're doing their own thing. They couldn't even afford to get a bullet tree into the city now. Do you know what I mean? Can't afford to Lewis. Yeah, that's right, pal. But it was not nominated now. But, yeah, I'm interested to see, let's do some bets now.

Okay. I'm thinking, I think it has to be Fraser. I think people are... Brendan Frazier, I would like to see it, but, you know, it is sort of getting a bit of pushback. Like, oh, it's fatphobic. I think the pushback will go to the film, but not his performance, you know?

Yeah, okay. I will say, the only other person, like, I love Colin Farrell in that. Yeah. I don't know if that's the kind of Oscar picture that was a known. it's he's not like you know what I mean yeah he's not really doing

a lot I guess he's not doing the big cryy stuff the academy loves the crying and the you know you're right yeah the like my daughter's dead and all that kind of stuff or I'm secretly gay and fat

you know I'm secretly fat uh yeah sure I've got I have to tell your subject please thank you for gathering around me

anyway yes no but look it's good to see Brendan Fraser you know be so funny now like if he just

turns on he's like murdered 12 children like what did you think I was doing that whole time come on

come on I did Georgia the jungle come on yeah it would be funny can you know apparently

he was a marron there and he was crying he seems to cry a lot he seems to be very emotional very emotional

and a bit mental actually Oh, he loses It's very funny if he loses You get fat for real He's homeless then Yeah, yeah, yeah So

Kate Blanchettigel and best actress I could see Gleason Winning Best Supporting I think the Academy Like Gleason Okay, I don't know I'm hearing a lot of talk About short round

I don't know you don't like that But Oh I forgot my short round Yeah Yeah Hey if short round wins I won't be unhappy I do like short round

You know Yeah yeah yeah I thought literally how he was dead You didn't like everything ever all at once. I didn't watch it. Oh, okay. Here it's great. I will watch it at some stage.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was not watching it there because it's going to be different, you know, like a hipster. Yeah. That's very tiring, go, isn't it? It is, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard not, like, you know, you try to be like, you, you know, I don't even, you, you're always like, I don't like the Marvel movies. That's right, yeah. Find them derivative.

It is exhausting, yeah. But, like, you have to hide it, you know? Like, you know, you're hiding, you know, alcoholics hide bottles of liquor. Just stashed all around the house Or Marvel comic books Yeah You have like

You know Like a copy of Iron Man Tree hidden behind the toilet I'm like knocking the door You try to flush it I've just got an Avengers DVD And a spoon

And I'm holding a lighter to it I don't have I haven't done Marvel Minute in a while Okay It's not really much to talk I've kind of lost interest in Marvel. Have you? I don't know what it is.

You have went through like about 12 different personalities though, so, you know. That's healthy, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Are you still listening to the Bible podcast? Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah.

I probably should get back into that, shouldn't I? Yeah. I kind of lost interest in it. It was good for a while, but it started a bit stupid. And illogical, yes. There's a lot of stuff to receive and I was like, well, hang on a minute now.

Yeah. Scientifically, yeah. How could Jesus... Ah, here you go, the old... Um, the low... The loaves and officials. The old boffin brain, getting in the way of the good word. That's no help now.

I'm listening to a lot of Pardon in my take. What's that? It's a podcast. They're my friends now. Okay. What do they do? Part of my take, they're a sports podcast, all right? They're part of Barstool.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a PFT, Big Cat, Billy Football, and Hank. Sounds like a cool gang of dudes. Yeah. And they have so much fun together, right? Yeah. And they always like rat, like razzy jittery, you know. It's like, one guy was like, I think the Dallas Cowboys are going to win.

But then they don't win. They're like, oh, yeah, they're lost. Yeah, stupid God. Did you put all the money on it? You lost your house and the wife left you. You're fucking twat. It's just lads banter, isn't it? He's just banter like.

See, when we try to do it, it's like, ah, you silly. You're, your shirt. I'm not good at it, though. You're like, oh, look at those shoes. I'm like, shut up. What the fuck's you shit in? I'm going to kill myself. I'm like, yeah.

Yeah, I think my shoes are cool. Yeah, well, good boy. I'm going to drink all this Pepsi and drive. How about that? But, okay, so pardon my take. Yeah, it's just a funny sports podcast. They have fun together, you know, and, you know, just good friends. What about the Super Bowl?

Is that coming up soon? Oh, man, you're serious? Yeah. You don't know. You got any plans for a Super Bowl? When is? You don't come to a party with me? When is it?

The 12th. Is that a Sunday? So literally last Sunday, yeah. They have a Super Bowl? I can't do. I think they could move it for me. I work Sundays, but I want to go to the party, so will they move it for me? Come on, for your old buddy cat.

It's what about Monday night football, Super Bowl. So literally last night, they had like basically what you call the semi-finals there. Right. The divisional championships. Right. So it was the 49ers. versus the Eagles. Oh, okay.

Yeah, Eagles won. Philadelphia. Yeah, Philadelphia Eagles, by a lot. Go birds. It was so silly. 49ers. All their quarterbacks kept getting, like, injured. Yeah.

They were on like their fifth guy. Ah, they all took the vaccine like a bunch of retards. But the birds there. The birds wouldn't do that, no. And then the other side. Ironically, because the vaccine is for the birds. Oh! That's good now.

It is, yeah. It's good. Half-time entertainment right there. What is just? Head chills, Shecky Green we got in. And then the other side, then, right after that, they had the Buffalo Bills. Oh, yeah.

No, the Buffalo Bills lost, which is pretty funny. No, it was the Cincinnati Bengals versus the... Dolphins? No, Cincinnati Bengals. I swear I'm cool. Yeah. Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, okay. And the Chiefs won.

So now it's going to be Chiefs versus Eagles. Okay. That'll be fun now. They take a week off. Yeah. And then they go on to that. So, I'll be looking forward to them. The Eagles, you know, the proud American

bald-headed eagle against the Indian Givers. Yeah. The Redskins Savages. Well, actually was a Redskins team. Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, yeah. They got changed to commanders. The commies, they called, yeah. So, I'm looking forward to him. I'm going to go to a party. I'm going to get fucked up. Where's the party?

I don't know, yeah. Okay. I haven't been invited one yet, but... And you're already bringing me along. Yeah, that'd be funny. You're going to go to the girl at the shop. It's like, don't worry, love. Cheer you up. I'll take you out for Super Bowl Sunday. Don't worry, love.

you're thinking Cadden's coming as well I have a little speaker in my ear you tell you what to say it's all fun in games

you know what I'm saying baby that's right so that's the Oscars right there the Oscars and the Super Bowl we wrapped it up

I've got Oscar fever though I'm going to try and watch all the Oscar pictures yeah I don't think tonight

you're going to go to the cinema for any other I'm annoyed I can't see the whale I don't know where the whale

is still in the cinema it's probably like in the lighthouse or somewhere you know pretentious like that he is gay now

he is I knew that you said a while ago you said is that the movie about the gay fat man I said cadden come on now oh just because he's fat doesn't mean he's gay James I know it applies to you

and pretty much all the other fat people we know but surely there are exceptions no but yeah he is and it's his boyfriend that dies and that's what turns him into a hug really is that it I believe so yeah

I heard he's from a religious Let's make up the movie now. He's from a religious background, I heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Mormon, let's say. Right. And then he stopped being Mormon, and he went all spastic and ate too many chips. Yeah, yeah.

Because he couldn't put cock in his mouth, so he said, what's the next best thing? A big, a big juicy kebab. Yeah, yeah, a big battered sausage. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he tried to collect a bunch of Pepsi points. I heard, I want to watch after sund though. I know it's going to be a bit of a hard job. Oh, really?

Yeah. Just it's about feelings and stuff. There's no car chases or, you know, penetration or anything. Or time travel or interdimensional orgies. Rick and Morty don't show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think it's just like a dad. He's got a young daughter and he's like, ah, Jesus, I'm sad.

Paul Meskell is the dad. I saw a quote. Someone shared a quote. And it was like, I didn't expect to be here in 30. No for a fact, I won't be hearing him 40. Oh, right. it's not exactly Rick and Morty

he would have killed himself if it wasn't for his daughter is that what he's saying I probably yeah I bet what happens is him and his daughter go on the trip

alright and then what would happen now let's make up a story we're storytellers okay he leaves her on a bus and he goes

get goshed off at a nightclub and he has the best time of his life but then his cunt wife rings him up oh where's little shoes Yeah, and he's like, oh, fuck.

We lost Susie. Yeah. And now he's going to like, oh, where's my daughter? Giff me my daughter back. And it turns into Dick. And he meets Mike Tyson. Yeah. Oh, that'd be awesome, yeah.

And then, like, maybe, oh, I thought a funny scene now, okay? Yeah. He sees little Susie, because Susie always wears a green dress, all right? Right. He goes, there's little Susie. He grabs her, right? And it's RuPaul. Sorry, go on

I was better than what I was going to say I'm sorry He grabbed the little girl It's not actually his little girl You know Yeah And it's actually like you know Like the princess

And monaco Or something Oh okay Yeah It's like international espionage And Johnny English Come in Yeah

Yeah Let's talk about Play Misty for me Yeah Okay so play Misty for me Oh geez Doing great time here Yeah

I've had fun time This episode That's a good one Yeah The last one was a little bit sad. There was a bit of, yeah. But don't worry, we're making them pay for that. So we win.

It doesn't matter how sad we were. Well, in fairness, the problem was, I was texting a girl she didn't text me back. Yeah. God, I'm not strong at all. Yeah. I'm not emotionally strong. And your phone died and she could be there like, Brian, please, I'm wet for you. I need it right now.

Yeah, that's what's happening. It definitely is wet. Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. It is? Yeah. It's a problem you have. of Ben Shapiro told me

it's not supposed to be like that so fix it or I will not be returning or get some spent love yeah don't worry so play Misty from me it's directed by Clint Eastwood in his directorial

debut so it's about now it's funny so Clint Eastwood they're like you can direct any movie tell a story what's a story that you can relate that you want to tell and he's like what about a bitch that's mental

well about a bitch that loves my cock so much she goes mental she goes full spastic off my knob and they're like yes do it yeah and it's Jessica Waters oh from the rest of the development yes Jesus playing a young woman what was she well she wasn't playing a young woman Brian she was a young woman oh

how was she locking back in the day all right tight nice and tight not really all right yeah so basically Clintieswood plays a radio DJ. Right. Not very good radio.

Like a horror stern time. Well, we've got Bobo the beetle juices here. Frank the retard. Robin. Robin called in sick today.

Not very reliable. Anyway. Yeah, so he just plays records. Yeah. There's a listener who loves him. I'm sorry. What is his kind of persona?

Just like, you're listening to the radio. It's jazz. He loves jazz. There's a whole scene shot at a real jazz festival. Wow. And it's just loads of jazz music. He's a massive jazz fan.

Really? Man, he's directed like three jazz documentaries. I had no idea. Yeah. Look him up, actually. The series documentaries is called American Jazz, something like that. Okay. And it's different directors.

I think Clint does like two documentaries. I think Scorsese might do one. That would make sense. Scorsese's done a lot of music. It's a lot of. directors that you know have all done one there and he's...

Clint did the blues I think now Okay But yeah so he basically You're listening to some Coal Train Yeah Here you go And there's a girl like

Oh my God I love you Oh right Stay away from me Does he shake phone calls From the listeners Yeah yeah Play Misty

Misty the song Play Misty for me You keep saying The big different song No play Misty That's our song Right Stay away from me bitch

Okay And then Clint falls in love A different girl And she is hot by the way Yeah Lovely blonde piece right there Yeah There's a bit in it

Where they go out to the woods And they fuck Nice Yeah with their clothes on Oh Yeah But is it an actual sex scene What do you mean

Like you know You get to see them like Jirating No It's a little bit artistic Them just like Them just shaking hands No

It's basically They shake hands together Okay It's like very It's not sexual Play pad and cake Yeah But

then the one goes past keeps showing up his house be like hello Clint don't forget about me

Jessica Waters and then there's a lot of stuff going on not very much it's more kind of like tense scene building

like you shouldn't even go mental really until about an hour in you know right but it's just

about DJ's life and him meeting his girl it's kind of fun seeing you know this nice lady who isn't

Jessica Waters you know get fucked yeah yeah and then at the end Waters kidnaps the blonde one

that Clint actually likes because she's so mental off his cock you know she doesn't she even got the cock Well yeah No it did he He never fucked her

Or not That's the problem Oh Yeah Sometimes one good One good Cock up the Puss Yeah

I just need to fuck Some sense Into work Clint Yeah Yeah So she She kills like Clint's friend

And then It's funny at the end Now You're not supposed to laugh Is it a black friend No no A white friend A whiteie, yeah

And it's funny at the end Now you're not supposed to laugh But at the end Clint just punches her in the face Yeah And she falls out a window And it's like It's a house right by a cliff

Yeah So she just falls out the window On a cliff And it's like a clear dummy He goes Eh Oh that's funny She hits like three rocks

Like Homer Simpson Then goes in the water I like that So it's not very much to talk about It's a good film though Right Is that I've heard It's good

It's good It's not like It's not crazy good Or anything It's just a kind of slow kind of like, you know, follow these guys around, still build up attention,

like, you know, oh, this woman's a little bit crazy, a little more crazy, oh, now she's actually getting criminal, yeah. Yeah. And it's, it's not like psycho. Did he write it? I don't he wrote, no.

Okay, right, okay. So it's, it's okay. Yeah. It's entertaining for what is now. And Clint's a good actor. Yeah, he is. I kind of want to see, I know he's actually done a few,

like romantic movies. Like, bridged over Madison County. Oh, right. he's done a few that I would actually be interested to see like an actual proper Clint Eastwood romance movie that doesn't involve

a mad bitch with a knife Yeah You know, kind of like Annie Hall But with Clint Eastwood You know what this felt like I'll be honest Some of it felt like

Clint just wanted to do a nice love story But he was like I'll just throw in this for it The studios were like Come on, we need you punching a woman Yeah come on Like the good old days Yeah

Okay well good So I enjoyed it now What were you 57 minutes Yeah Okay Sorry I wasn't giving you much there No I'm gonna check my phone

But my phone is dead Your phone's dead God hope she texts me back I'm sure she will Brian I'm sure You're kind of sprung over this one I don't usually see you like this You know

Yeah well I can be honest for you You know Yeah Because it's not like no one else Listen to this Exactly So It's funny

Sometimes you meet people And they're talking Oh Brian what about this And like how do you know About that What you've been talking to You've been talking to You've heard on the podcast

It's like oh shit fuck my life now haven't I I tell you I got a I was considering like I got a real conty passive aggressive email and work about you know a mistake now I would like to point out

this mistake was made not out of incompetence pure negligence and there is a careful distinction I was thinking will I like read out the email and maybe give out my boss's address or something you know

well you know that would be funny on the Patreon wouldn't it? No no it's the free one got to be the free one Okay, so everyone can hear. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually haven't had any kind of bridges to burn in a while. It turns out, though, what I learned from this little thing,

there's a, there's, like, a website called, like, glassdoor.com. Yeah, yeah. Where you can read, like, reviews. Pretty funny, yeah. Yeah, so apparently, like, the place where I work, if you go on Glass Door, it's just getting absolutely salated by everyone that's ever worked there. That's funny. Yeah.

And the place I work at the moment, I don't have that problem. Yeah, give a time, pal. Yeah, right. Give it time. Yeah, as soon as your luck's fade, that it's all, you know, they'll put you out to pasture. But the place I worked in before that, Gold Power, the glass door for that is pretty funny

because some of them are just pure mental. Some of them are like, you know, they wouldn't let me drink coffee. Oh, there's cameras everywhere. Yeah. One of what he says is like, there's cameras everywhere, no privacy. They're always watching you.

What are you talking about? Were there in office? Yeah. Were there cameras? everywhere? Don't think so. I think this is as spastic. Yeah, okay. Let's think now, before we go, is there anything else, is there anything else we can talk about, or you want to say anything, any bitterness you want to get off your chest? I mean, you're pretty well. Have you? Yeah, I mean, I'm on a quest. Okay. I'm going on. I'm a quest for happiness. Oh. I know what I

realize now, there's all these weird little diversions with the Bible and, uh, yeah, you know, fucking ant man and the wasp and all that. Right. You know, all these days. Yeah. Yeah. I need the love of a good woman. Yes. Yeah. And I'm going to get it eventually. Yeah. What do you think?

Settle down. Marriage, mortgage and kids, the whole nine. I think the whole nine years. Wow. Okay. The second I find a woman, I'm going to try to get her pregnant as quick as possible. Absolutely. Yeah. Full Nick Cannon.

You know, I'll joke inside now. I was talking to a girl a while ago and they said, Brian, I bet you're a type of guy that says, I love you on, like, the second date. Yeah. I didn't like that now. Hope you don't give off those vibes. what does that mean that you're just kind of desperate or something? I don't know what I meant Who is this? Tell me your name.

A hussy. Give me your address. I'll go sort of out. He's like, oh, whoa. You got a problem with a man giving you affection, do you? Well, you know what? Maybe it's because you feel so bad inside that you're trying to project on to Brian. Maybe nobody says I love you

and that's your problem. You dried up content. Oh, actually, no. I'll take it back. I don't need a good woman. Because Frasier's coming back. Oh, yes. Have you heard? We're going to talk with this. Fraser's back. His roommate now, Rodney.

Nicholas Lindhurst. Nicholas Lindhurst is back. How? Frazier and Rodney live in a gaff together. Think about that. Think of the shenanigans get on to there. They don't have Niles, though? No, they couldn't afford Niles.

Right, okay. And is the dad? Is he dead? He's dead, yeah. Right, okay. And the dog's dead as well. And Daphne, is she dead, too? She's good as dead, I know.

Why Nicholas Linthurst? You want to get one of the best. big stars, you know? It was like Ryan Gostling or Nicholas Lindnerner. Like, Gosting, women don't find him attractive. No. Where has Nicholas? Didn't his son die there like last year?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's a shame his son didn't get to live to see the Frazier reboot. Well, you know what? I'm sorry. I got to, this is the only thing that makes sense. Illuminati blood sacrifice. He sacrifice his son.

He gets a part in Frazier. Frasier 2. Frazier Rebut. Where has Nick Lissland and Hurst been for the last 50 years? No career. He's got nothing. He was on new tricks. He gave his junkie son a hot shot of bad drugs, and now he's on the private plane to Paramount Plus. Get gnawed, sucked and fucked, caviar down his dickhole, while some little ping-ling horse sucks it out. that's the way these sickos operate Brian

hashtag holly weird my friend and you you don't want to wake up and see the truth well that's on you when the rapture comes and the revelations happen yeah so I've been doing very well is what I'm saying that's the takeaway from this

that's your opinion though I think he just got it from auditioning he had a good read at the he read for the and he, you know, he's still got it the old Rodney Chard. He's the king. Now, we've got to get David Jason in

for a cameo, you know? That'd be great now. That'd be sick. That'd be straight fire, dog. Oh, man, no cap. Me? Yeah, right. I love, that's for me now.

Yeah, that's you all over. So I'll tell you what, before we go then, anything else you want to say. I find it hard to leave sometimes. Okay. I'm not going to be hanging around long now. All right. I'm going to go home and do something.

See, I want to get up tomorrow. I'm not complaining now Yeah No sense Sometimes on my days off I kind of just waste it with you Oh Yeah okay

Cool Yeah no That's fine Good Yeah Yeah So I want tomorrow I have a day off

So I want to do something Actually useful Right Like what I'd probably go to pennies Not buy anything Yeah Good

I do it all the time man Well just go to pennies And not buy anything I don't know why I get this in my head Sometimes Penny's is shit But here's the thing, I don't know why I'm,

I have just kind of mental problems sometimes where I go to the pennies and there be not dare I want to buy and I'd be like, you fucking idiot. Yeah. He's wasted a fucking trip. Yeah. Fuck off. I just go to the, you know, the changing room. Just stare in the mirror.

Yeah, that's much better as than hanging out with me. Yeah. Cool. All right. Boy, yeah. My self-esteem is at a peak right now. Thank you. Yeah.