Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 186 : The Rapture Down Under

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

The boys are LEFT BEHIND

go right we're back guys for free one and things are going okay james made a new friend that's good yeah dear god james went down to the shop like a little whore he is with t-shirt be like i hope someone compliments my t-shirt no no no do not do you not de-legitimize the trauma i just went through brian a commoner a working-class pleb looked me in the eye and said i like your t-shirt oh do you like your job pal because i have you sacked in his second don't look at me don't make eye contact with me don't fucking talk to me and expect a response you know it's funny you're giving you're giving all that now now that you're on your own right mr big man when he said nice shirt you're like oh thank you oh this no god no i'm not

i i look disgusting i'm a big fat disgusting pig sure who'd want me ha who's sure maybe you'll take me out of the town will you will be best friends and the security guard he just walks up and puts his hand on my shoulder. He knows not to get aggressive. It's like, I know I'd have. Come with me, please. Out into the street. We were walking into the shop

and there were a bunch of little hoodlums running around. There's little children running everywhere. I thought I was going to get happy slap. Town's gone to shit, I'll tell you that. I've started bringing like, you know, just shotgun, all right? Yeah.

I've sawing it off, all right, but I've sewn off the wrong end. So it looks very silly. The trigger all days, that's all back home, you know? Face is a pipe. A double-barreled pipe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and also, I got no compliments, by the ways.

I'm not wearing a T-shirt right now, but I was just shirtless. Eat an apple. I thought I looked aloof and cool. Like Adam Driver and girls, but really it just looked like Lina Dunham in girls. Just a hog. Just covered a jizz. Yeah. Head to toe.

um but yeah so we went to the shop there a little adventure some guy commented it is a it is a kind of funky shirt i guess it's a sponge bob shirt yeah no i got this i've said before we're in chicago while i was on edible so it's kind of cool right it's not weird and lame and pathetic that i'm wearing a sponge bob t-shirt in my 30s it's as you say aloof is that the new word now yes yes my pronouns are aloof doof Man, Riz. Man, you were so weird... Risen. I heard girls on the bus talking with Rizzing there recently. Yeah? Yeah, and I was like,

I know what you're talking about. Scooch up there, ladies. Come on, make room. Oh, I tell you, you can sit on Daddy's lap. My mate's got a sponge bob t-shirt. You love him. He's unconscious right now,

yeah. Talk to many sulfidems. So, uh, you know. Yeah. So, yeah, it's all been going well for me. Not really. Yeah, so I thought, I had a future.

Yeah. Didn't really go well there. No. It all just sort of crumbled to ash. I did. Yeah. Like a sand castle made out broken dreams.

So because of that, I think I'm going to be one though. You know, like, you know what, especially in towns. It's like the old man. Yeah.

That everyone's like, I feel sorry for him, but also keep the kids away from him. Yes. You know, I'm going to be that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to be the local character

down the pub that no one wants to talk to. Nice. And then when you do, it's like, you're like, oh, I'm stuck here talking him. And I'm like, you know, the comedy scene It's all very clicking You know, I'm trying to get spots

But you know They said that the video quality of the clip I said Was some parts Well, you can still hear the jokes And the laughs, I mean She thinks she's hotter to me Because she's hotter to me It's sickening

It's all politics Yeah, yeah Israel Palestine That's what she calls her left and right tit She gets all the gigs She's just Gaza-strip titty fucking promoters everywhere While I'm out in a street like a pavo It's sickening

This is like a reimagining of garage And you're the Pat Short character I'm going to become Pat Shores I want to have any kids to watch porn with You try and drown yourself in a paddling pool In somebody's back garden Mommy, he's there again Yeah

He's ruining my birthday party get the depressed smelly freak out of my battling pool no I'm sorry he has the permits madam there's nothing we can do yeah it's pretty sad now it made me laugh so that doesn't really help at all no not the best medicine after all

it seems yeah there's a lot of those I've got a Luke's aid so come on now yeah that'll perk you up I've got a lot of those characters where I'm from my little village you know, all sorts of crazy critters roaming around. Well, they're all kind of dying out now.

They are. It's very different breed. So before it was like, like, I swear to God, there's a guy when my father was kind of a younger man, okay? Yeah. Would wander around Dublin, not Dublin, sorry, Carlow, okay? Even in Dublin, there's all sorts of characters. Like, go bang, bang, bang.

You know, bang, bang? Who's bang, bang? The guy would go bang bang at people. No. People were like, what a lovely crazy character. Let's be honest, he was probably, you know. He's just a mentally ill freak. He just smelled, like, pissed the whole time.

Like, hey, what a kook. that's Dublin for you. That's bleeding, yeah. See that lad there with no shells showing his cock to the wee ladies on the bus. That's Dublin, that is, yeah, that's character, yeah.

The gentification, they're trying to, they're bringing in the Palestinians and the Ukrainian refugees to get rid of bang, bang the smelly piss hobo freak. Yeah, yeah. It's bling

Senegal, yeah? Farad car, he's in their pockets. But in, like, Carlo, there's a guy apparently used to go around, literally being like, like, John Wayne, like, hello, my lady. Had, like, a hat, and, like, you'll tip it. Wow. Yeah, well, howdy, you know?

Yeah. Well, I just musied on in from Tullo to say, how you doing? And can I get a pint of Guinness. Like, I got a hop on my horse. He had no horse. His walk away down. Wow. Okay, so I'm...

But those guys are all gone now. And now it's guys like me. Do you like Deep Space Nine, do you? I'm watching Star Trek now. It's good. I'm watching the Deep Space Nine. I think it's brilliant so I do. And Voyager, do you be watching the Voyager?

It's great. All the old grannie's on the bus now with their little shopping carts all talking about who's better Kirk or Picard. It's, I don't know what's happened to this city. It's all gone to shit. Unironically, I am enjoying Deep Space 9. That's a really sad, sickening part of this whole thing.

I love it, dude. It's all, it's like a family in a way. It's my space family. Yeah. I can go there and just forget about all my problems and the fact that she won't text me back and all that stuff right there. Because I'm hanging out, well, you know, Odo?

No. I think it like Odo. Odo is like a cantankerous character who's like, stay away from me. I'm Odo, I don't need no one. Okay. Kind of like yourself, all right? Oh, what? No, what? Really?

Much like Odo, Odo, he's actually a liquid. He's not actually a human, right? So he's a liquid. This is starting to ring true, yes. So he can turn into a human when he has to. Yeah. For like, but it's like, it's tiring. He's usually just a puddle of piss in the corner.

He literally is. Where's Odo? Bring Odo to me at once. He literally is because at one stage you're like, you know, oh, where's Odo? He's like, he's in a bucket. he tried to drown himself in a bucket but he forgot he was actually liquid he tried drown himself in himself but he has a desk

okay there's a bucket behind there he goes hang he chills out in the bucket and he's never mated with a human right he's not into that or mate with anyone you're telling me that the liquid man can't get the birds wet what's going on there

oh I thought this were right smart science fiction they sound like a bunch of daft bugs A fucking misty liquid Can't get the lane is moist Proper moist Yeah Yes we are

The fat slags me Odo Oh, love it in, yeah I got Odo All over me chips My garlic chips I don't know why the two fat slags Sound like that though They're like from Birmingham or some shit

That's good enough Yeah, fuck it Anyway So you're watching Deep Space 9 Also, have you heard about I forgot out there just quark Quark's a character

He's interesting now So See the one with all the goofy shit On his head Yeah Or is that war Or is that wharf Sorry yeah

So quark's a little midget Kind of guy With big ears Right Like ears side of his head Okay Now it's interesting Is it

So the quark species Did somebody try to be Anti-Semitic But they got it wrong Man I'm not joking They're called The Ferengis And they're meant to be

The big villains Of Star Trek Right So they've got big ears they love gold. Oh my God. And they're greedy and they only care

about money and gold. Maybe we can do a deal? And literally talking to this. Maybe a deal perhaps. Oh, I'm made for some money. Like all that. And people are like, this is... What are they called the Ferengi?

The Ferengi, they're like, this is pure Nazi. This is Goebbels right here. This is Nazi propaganda. So instead of becoming villains... It's Herschel Ferengi. Hello, everybody. Oh, then we have to go warped speed.

I get so. nauseous. Oh, my acid reflux is acting up. My big, big ears, I've got an ear infection the size of a hockey puck. So they were like, I'll tell you what, it's anti-semitic, we've already signed the fucking head, so we can't not be anti-semitic. Exactly. So instead of making them villains,

let's make them cartoonish characters in a funny way. Right. So they became like the comic relief for all was like falling over. Like the space cat skills, basically. Basically like that, yeah. I like it. works the main one he's that right there and he's always like maybe for some money

but he's got a heart of ironically gold I like it yeah so he always I'm just having some many shavits leave me alone take my wife

please oh fuck I forgot picking the money I was going to talk with Bank of Dave oh you were yeah yeah yeah I watch Bank of Dave

and watch the last of us episode three as well so I watched that one with you yeah and tell you liked it I did remember you were like I'm not

watching this. You can't make me... Let me go. Let me go. You're like B.A. Baracchus. I ain't watching no gays. Yeah. And you just like slipped

gay porn into my milk. Oh. Oh, you got me again, Murdoch, you crazy fool. Putting the gays in my milk and whatnot. We'll talk with that a minute, right? We'll do Banker Dave

is fucking broccoli, all right? Okay. That's the opener, right? Right. So Bank of Dave is based a real story and I found out about because Alster Campbell

said it was one of his favorite films of the year so far right so it's called Bank of Dave and it starts off alright it's just stuffy old bank

yeah you know the whole like tick tock tick tock and like everyone's got white hair and white faces yeah yeah very important big ears

yeah a bunch of Ferengi they're funny Connie West finds out about then but anyway so they're like oh we just found out now

Stop the pressure. Everyone's stop. We found out there's a man in Burnley trying to start a bank just will not do and like harumph,

forump. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they find out there's a guy who's trying to start his own bank in Burley. It's a regular guy called Dave.

Right. Yeah, so I'm Dave and want some money. It's on me. Yeah, yeah. Bank of Dave. That's me. I'm Dave.

Easy to remember, yeah? That's a bank and I'm Dave. It's bank of Dave. If you can't remember that, you can fuck us.

I'm giving you now, you daff, pillock. So they're like, we need to send someone down to Burnley and they're treat it like, it's the nam. I'm going, you can't make me. And they make one, basically to make the newbie, they're real like, you know, he sounds and looks a lot like David Williams, Williams. Oh, Wallymums, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He has that kind of like vibe to him. He's like, I'm doing that, you can't make me. Oh, no. Oh, I don't want to go. But they make him go, right? Computer says, nah. And then he just does black. face for comedy

for three seasons syndicated very popular even had a spin-off in the US you know it's funny basically like little black face all right then they did little blackface in America yeah yeah with fucking Ross from friends

oh no Andy you're telling me you don't need the wheelchair I want that one Rachel you're not banging Andy the retard are you sorry Ross he's just got all the right moves

oh that one no not Gunther too yeah sorry Ross is sounding a bit like Ray Romano anyway same family you fucking corns you know furring

yeah no what are we doing so his name is Joel Frye you know Joel Frye no he's an actor kind of comedian he plays like the nerds like I don't want to go to Burnley oh no so he drives there and he's literally like you know hanging on

to his wallet being like I gotta be go where's Dave I want to get out of here quick so he meets Dave and Dave

and Dave's like probably all oh what yeah come on I talk to you down my office this is a pub

ah you're catching on quick ain't you ah ha you know oh wow yeah Dave sounds very

irresponsible I'm not sure I would trust him with fiduciary responsibilities Brian you sound like

Mr Bankman over there yeah that's right I'll tell you Mr Bankman says you know the stuffy one who sends the guy down

to lose he says there hasn't been a new bank in Britain in a century and a half let's keep it that way I'm like should we help him out oh yeah help him exactly you're going to make his life so complicated so confusing

that he gives up this silly notion of owning a bank and goes back to I don't know beating his wife where the fuck they do down in Burnley being racist and voting for you Kipp all this stuff they do down there so they go down and he's like alright guess what yeah

all start of the bank Lender that One million knicker Right What One million pounds Guess how much I got back Oh

80% Wrong 100% All back Because I gave it The people who needed it People I trust And they're good

decent working class people And they always give you Your money back Dave I have to point out That your accent Is fluctuating Brother

extremely. I'm not sure what region you're from, Dave. What's your background? Well, that is a pertinent about. Schizophrenia. Chim chimney, chimmy, chimony. I ain't no nout. Yeah, so, okay, how did Dave come

into possession of a million? What's the backstory here? So he's like a successful, like, carpet salesman or some shit like that. And Bernie, if you sell carpet, you're basically Gaddafi, you know, you're basically king of the fucking king of the kill, you know? Yeah, all right. So, he lends out the money and he's like, I lend out money, but if the bank

could be easier and I could lend out more money. So he's a loan shark then? Yeah, basically. Basically, instead of breaking fingers, he's like, brings people down to the pub and hugs him. Oh. It's so fucking sickening. He just walks around Burnabah, just as burn it is. And like, let's say he's a guy, you know, playing guitar. Yeah. Right on, mate. There you go. Yeah, keep on rocking in the free will, brother. And even like, there's one seizure in the pub, okay? He's like, oh, look, there's the Sikhs right over there.

Yeah. And the Sikhs like, we love you. And he's like, yeah, I fucking love you as well, yeah. Seeks number one. Bank of Dev, best bank in Britain, we love, we love Bank of Death. Yeah, yeah, they love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give them a few pork noodle for free.

They always come back for them all, don't they, eh? And you can probably guess what happens. So Joel Fry is like, oh, this is very, highly irregular, I gotta tell my boss about this, kind of runs away, you know? And then someone's like, you watch footy, he's like, I don't have any money, leave me alone. He tries to get in his car.

Blood, let me ox, you summing. Was there a bit of that? No. Was there some storms a action going on? There's none of that in Burnley. Okay. Zero. I'm sure there probably is, though. Oh, not in this film now.

Not in this perfect world they've created for Netflix. None of that scary stuff right there. Grime, that sounds dirty. Yeah. So, no top boy nonsense over. here. So he gets in his car but the wheel's punctured. He's like, oh

bloody hell, oh oh no! And all of the good working class people rally around to help him. At first they circle around and say oh don't mean any trouble, I swear. Oh, don't worry, son. Oh, it'll help you out. And they like fix his wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they fix

his wheel. Right. And he's thought, oh, they're sort of the edge. My God, they're actually human. Yeah. Yeah. So then like he decides to hang around and they go to like a party, you know, they get down, they go down pub all the time. Okay. Is Dave just an alcoholic? Dave doesn't even have any money.

It's just all monopoly money. The only people from burning because stupid enough think it's money. Yeah, yeah. I'll level with you, mate. I've lost track of money because I can't find me abacus. My bloody abacus has gone missing. So I don't know what's what. Actually, speaking of the foot, he was going to check the results real quick.

And, oh, brilliant. It is one tree. there. To have Man City. Yes, exactly. Oh, nice. Good old game right there all round. So you can probably guess what happens next is.

So the guy, Joel Frye, falls in love with Burnley, falls in love with their way of life, hates it, you know. Like, you know, you're talking with London. It's probably fucking like seven quid and you have to pay an arm for a cup of coffee. Yeah. Whereas like, in Bernie's wander around, some friendly old lady, it's like, you want coffee, dear? Yeah, yeah. It sucks you off as well, you know. God, I love this down.

gives you a fucking titty wang he's like, oh, I don't have any money. I mean, oh, oh, my lady. Oh, what's this? Wank of Dave. Oh, so behave yourself. Dave loves it. That's my secretary right here.

She's a lovely little piece. So, long story short, the guy who's like, how you've decided to shut down the bank? He's like, no, I quit. I'm going to work for Dave, whatever the fuck his name is. And he's like,

Whoa! And it comes up at the end, the bank's still going. Really? Yeah, the hands out of $24 million last year. So can anyone just start a bank then? That's mental. You can if you want it. Well, in the UK.

I don't know about Ireland, but in the UK you can. No, I don't think I'd enjoy rubbing shoulders with the lovable working class. You only try it there with a shirt. Yeah. Learned your lesson, then. I'm still sick over it, Brian, to be honest. Yeah. Now, you know what?

I'll start Bank of Cadden. I'll just make sure I'll deny loans for everybody Well we know someone I'll get too

into we knew someone who's next to a loan shark a while ago there oh yeah it's pretty easy

now seemingly I was watching not watching I was watching I was watching a thing on the radio

because I'm retarded or I'll listen to a thing on the radio no that Noel Biling show the guy on classic hit three it's kind of like

it's kind of like you know it's like it's like Joe Duffy for people who aren't Pussies oh right

you know what Joe Duffy's like did you pay for the thing and you didn't get I did, oh yeah I paid $4.50 for a I didn't get anything.

You paid for a chicken filter roll with salad and you didn't get the salad and they said cut it in half and you didn't cut it like like oh it's like that kind of basic stuff all right? Yeah, yeah. And not the point of non-stop

like trans people what you think? Or like faties fucking kill them the end yeah, okay kill them or like even stuff like

literally every it's like climate change what I think of that? it bollocks or not bullocks or even more bollocks than I thought it was, go on, Greta Budenberg, ooh she hasn't already... Greta bollock

cunt trans or not, let me know. Is he the one that sort of coming up with the topics? He just sort of... Yeah, yeah, he does it. So is he kind of like a Rush Limbaugh type? But he kind of does that thing where he's like he just says the topic, you know, it's always just something like, you know, are gay

people owning too much property in Dublin? What you think? And then people like You ate a few minutes of it They do There's too much property They own everything

They have a gay Spar Do you know about this All the products Are they're gay There's gay pot noodles Gay cornflags Gay fucking

Fairy cakes If you could believe that And he's like Ah no You can't be saying Ha ha ha Keep going Ha ha

Keep going You can't say Gays run the media Ha ha Maybe you got a point there And if someone goes like I don't take gays Do run the media

It's like shut up Yeah Shut your mouth And you just hear a gunshot And the line goes dead Yeah I like it My point was one time

It's like Ah lone sharks Are they good or what And people are like I'm a lown shark I you know And sometimes you got Sought him out

Nothing wrong with that It's called consequence culture Yeah Yeah And he's like kind of like You know I wouldn't agree with it now But ah what do I know

it's pretty sweet I like this okay yeah lone shark it's pretty good I might do that when I'm older you hick yeah I'll be pretty good no

with my little I have a little broken hurl like a hurl it's like a floppy hurl I'm like give back the money where's my money Lobowski

oh I'm a big fan of the Cohen brothers have you seen inside Lewin Davis oh I give them I'm such bad

I'm like I give them like literally four million euros. It was four minutes like, no, it was two mate. Oh. Are you sure because... I'm missing lots of money. The low sharks that I borrowed it from are saying it's four. And they're very scary.

And they don't care for the work of the Coen brothers. They find it pretensions. Oh, the hoodsucker proxy. They don't like it, though. I tried to give them a blue ray of Barton Fink. They just called me gay. Yeah. Anyway.

So, Bank of Dave. Bank of Dave. Very formulaic. Sounds bad. And the only reason I was watching is the whole time thinking about Alistair Campbell. And the fact that he loved this. It's like, this war criminal is like, this is a heartwarming story right here. So is this kind of like, you know, keep Britain British and, you know, no Saudi dark money coming into London with the oligar.

you know what that's not intentionally but I think if that stips in your brain when watching it if you're watching Bank of Day be like

it's the Saudis oh I'm gonna get some Saudis then the guy who made it wouldn't be like you know James he'd be kind of like Noel boiling

and be like well well what you think you know beauty is in the eye of the beholder so what you're last of us

for anything there's anything else we can talk with let me just check up here the Ohio train crash man yeah I was watching that

that shit is fucking crazy man well I was saying because you're always talking about predictive programming I always roll my eyes

I'm not always talking about it no because let's see you always do talk about it though let's see we watch Transformers remember

and you're like oh Iraq War I was like this came out after the Iraq war out all right that's what they want you to think

but this one actually so they made a movie last year called white noise Noah Baumbach I'm almost certain

I'm mispronounce Noah Quark Noah Ferengue So Noah Boundback did a movie that was based in the book by Don DeLeo who's a Jesuit by the way

A Jesuit you say Yeah Okay I think he went to some school And that school I think The skull and bones Who?

Yale was it? Yeah Went to Yale Yeah Right on He's all connected He's skull Fuck Geronimo

baby So white noise Is a movie It came out last year About and burp has talked He went to You are

just relax no no no this is true now don't shut me up I will not be silenced Brian here take your sedatives you're getting going

you know yeah about a train that crashes releases chemicals in the air yeah in Ohio and there's extras in that movie

from a place called Palatine which is where the train crashed it's palace it's actually spelled Palestine but they pronounce

it Palestine I believe oh yeah so I got wrong in every sense no no it's a place

called Israel yeah but it's actually It is just weird to see Palestine, Ohio. You're like, hey, you're asking for trouble there, buddy. Don't let them film let the net and Yahoo's point out. So, yeah. They're going to get dessert.

So the movie, White Noise, it was shot in Ohio, and it was all about a, you know, train grass releases chemicals, and the whole town has to evacuate. And now that is exactly what has happened in Ohio. Apparently, they were like, it's not that bad. And then, like, everyone's chickens and dogs. It was kind of like, you know, one's Simpsons, where everyone's skin goes inside out? Yes. It was going mental like that.

No, but yeah, like, so they issued basically a thing saying, oh, don't worry, the air is safe to breathe, the water's safe to drink, you don't need to, you know, it's fine, then everyone's animals and crops started dying in like a hundred mile radius. Then you're seeing videos and pictures of this really huge, dark, black cloud of just noxious gas and chemicals. Of just cancer. It's pure cancer, man. Like they're saying, it's like, it's like Chernobyl.

Anyone who's there in the vicinity is going to get cancer. And everyone's got British accents. Yeah, yeah. Oh, bloody out Vladimir. Oh, bloody out being a Russian living in Palestine in Ohio. Oh, it's right confusion, isn't he? Ooh, you're telling me, Demetro. It is very like Chernobyl where there's all this denial and refusal to accept, like, the fact that it's very obvious.

Like, it's like, oh, like, there's a hundred crows falling out of the sky on fire. It's, like, insane. Yeah. There's a cow literally shot itself in the head. And it's really not getting, like, you really kind of have to go looking for it. Like, this should be a fucking, you know, front page. It should be everywhere. Now, do you want to get a little bit into this?

Yes. So, I heard the reason is because Joe Biden's president. Dude, hey. And the media. The floor is yours. The media don't want to make Joe Biden look bad. Right. All right.

But if it was Donald Trump, they'd be blaming Trump straight away. Whoa, dude. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You feel comfortable saying that? I don't. You're going on wax, bro? I feel much like Malcolm X. Yeah.

Allow me to channel my inner rap report. You put a net on wax, dog? Going after sleepy Joe Biden, bro? Yeah. That's why I hear Biden's a stick man. Yeah, yeah. All the children says he gives the best dick. So what was the point?

So they cut all those of regulations Yeah This is all like The industry, the train industry It's all falling apart Yeah There's a thing called hot rails Where apparently rails get too hot

And it's like You shouldn't be putting trains on them Yeah apparently like there was Like all these kind of Trade unions and stuff Or coming out and saying We were telling them And warning them

That something like this Was gonna happen If they did not like You know Tighten regulations or fix up things And what they did is They cut all the stuff to stop trade unions getting destroyed

and they cut down trade unions and put new laws in, destroy all that so it's almost a... But your thing, you pay off, how many, you give everyone a free toaster or the fuck, all right? It's still in the... You know what it's like? You know when you don't pay car insurance for years? Yeah. Eventually you get caught, you have to pay a fine.

Still had years and not paying it, though. You're still winning, baby? Are you sure? Well, hey, look, they may give you the toaster, but you've got to make the sandwich yourself. Think about that, bro. Think about that. What? Exactly.

There's a deeper meaning to that that even I don't know. But I'm sure it was very profound and knowledgeable. But anyway, yeah. If toasters were illegal, you wouldn't be able to vote for him. Yeah, man. Yeah, I think what's that. So it's called the American Dream because you've got to have a toaster to believe it. Anyway.

But yeah, look, it is insane. You're right. It's not making attention at all. a huge environmental disaster. Something like 20 years from now, there'll still be like babies being born with like, you know, fucking weird heads and, you know. Or born with liberals.

Ooh. Cascar claws. That's right, sweetie. Don't take too close to me. Because nobody ever does. Oh, fuck. I'm smelling. But yeah. My ass is a no

Ohio train derailment. Well, that's what we're saying. so people in the right are saying that it's all because of Joe Biden. Okay. Now another thing that I'm seeing to because you kind of went, you know, dipped the toe in the conspiratorial end there

with the, what you might call it? White noise. Pre-predictive programming. This isn't so much we're seeing a lot of stories. Obviously there was the Chinese spy balloon, right? So now there have been like three or four different stories all in the space of a couple of days

of a UFO being shot down. There was one in America, like Canada, Mexico, there's like a couple of different states. So people are saying that they're pushing these headlines to distract from the Ohio train derailment because the UFO people, they hear

that, they think aliens, but it's most likely just some like weird military shit or some spy balloons. Or is it Project Bluebeam or whatever the fuck that's called? Project Blue Book. Yeah. Project Blueballs. Yeah, that's why. every day of the week.

They're going to have aliens in the sky that won't jerk me off. Man, I tell you what, now. Do you ever feel this? Let's say we're in the Glass Nevin all right? And the train crashes, there's smoke going everywhere

and everyone's getting cancer. And this house, the only house you can't get cancer. And those girls out there and they could come in here could rather die. They would. They'd even look at my cock.

Even the A-Cops won't even lock at us. You know what I mean? It's all in white noise. Disgraceful. Yeah, yeah. There's a whole... It's all Joe Biden's from.

Joe Biden won't let girls touch my penis Creepy Joe blow it up my spot He out there risen on some time I guarantee it they're all shifting Joe Biden I'm standing there like an asshole Me and fucking de Blasio Yeah And Donald Trump Jr.

All sitting there with our cocks in her hand But anyway yes Makes me sick So but yeah the whole UFOs getting shot down It's what do you think It's funny how like I think it's this day and age If UFO did get shot There's an alien, just dead alien corpse lying on the street.

I don't know anyone with care. Well, have you... The new cyclones go away so fast. Have you heard of that Project Blue Beam, though? Do you know what that is? I know about Aidan, uh, Gillen. Gillen? Yeah.

The actor. He was in the TV show based on that, ran for three seasons. Is that right? Yeah. What was it called? Project Blue Book. No, Blue Beam. Project Blue Beam.

What am I talking about? I don't know. I'm talking about the wire. Now, it's like, it's this conspiracy theory that, uh, the... the globalists, the goddamn globalist of the New World Order, they're going to fake an alien invasion to put us all in camps. That's what Alan Moore did.

In what? Watchman. Oh. So watchman ends in the book. Oh shit. They fake a big squid alien. Yeah. And that makes everyone, well in that the own purpose to get to end the war. Right. To get everyone to team up and make Robert Brentford president. Okay. But in this, it's probably more likely

they're going to use it, put us all in camps. Put us all in camps and we'll have to make Air Jordans for the new Ben Affleck. movie, you know? Dude, they're pretty sweet from me now. Hey, do we get points on the back end? No, no, but you get my cock in your back end. Oh! And they wrecked me, Brian.

They wrecked me. Well, actually, can I change the subject from it now? Yeah. Have you heard about Tammy Lynn Sinch, I think her name is? No. It does sound familiar, but... She was a wrestler, a diva. I thought you big in wrestling.

What era? 90s. See, I got in in the mid-2000s, you know? Tammy Lynn Sitch, all right? she's a wrestler she started off you know on like a team with some other guys look her up yeah I'm looking her up she's in porn as well so you watch the full porn while I talk

yeah do it Tammy Lynn what don't be afraid I'm sex positive jerk off front of me yeah yeah will it be funny will it yeah it'll be a laugh it's like stern it's like jerk your little cock off let me see you

oh my love Brian you crazy getting this fat white boy the jerk his little pecker off oh my lord I don't believe it Bababooie Babbooy James Cairton's penis A Baba Booy But anyway okay

So she was a diva Yeah yeah yeah She was a diva okay She was in different promotions Then she went on WWE Okay Became a big star Right right

Was she a piece? She's a piece yeah Right on Now apparently a night With big muscles and a nine inch clit Exactly yeah That's a woman right there Maybe

The hardest fucking Most penis like clit You ever don't see in your life buddy I've seen them all So a nightmare to work with I've got quite a few of them in my back pocket Right now Zimbabwe

Crazy town I tell you So she was a great wrestler But an awful ego Like she thought she was the bees knees Like you know what Vince would be like You gotta do she'd be like Shut up Vince

And he'd be like You can't tell me you shut up You fucking bitch I said bitch So she was cheating on She had a husband I think his name was the great Caudilino

or something like that Oh the great Cocholino Cocholino and she'd bang everyone Oh my God Which is Sean Michaels And Just a full-blown slobber knocker

Yeah yeah Have you ever heard that term Slobber knocker? It's a great term Sounds like What you'd call an orgy For Down syndrome people Nah that's a bit mean

Is it? I'm glad you keep up with name for that Now we know Kids Let's go to the Slabber knocker No dad I want to go Disney Now the reason I bring this up is

I saw a video about this Tammy Lynn cinch girl I mentioned it to a guy I know who's big in the wrestling And he actually met her Oh He met her because he used to go over to America a lot To do not do wrestling But he'd go to a lot of shows

And he had a little kind of an inn with Seamus back in the day Oh Yeah I'll tell you off air like Oh you wouldn't know anyway Okay I could literally make up a name It was Prince Harry But so he met her

If you don't He was like When you met her you knew she was a fuck state. Really? Just jizz fucking streaming out of our ears

you know just a fucking just disgusting piece of shit his words not mine I'm sure she's a lovely

lady now just a walking cum bucket just slap and shit all over her face

they called her Mrs. Gash yeah so so it's funny so she was big okay started doing

loads of coke sure and you know drinking got fire from WWA went different motions and he'd always be like

I'm off the drugs if I were like passed out with a fucking syringe or tits you know she'd like oh no

and she'd always be like no what happened is I smoked a cigarette that tit someone did someone did coke yeah all right

and they smoked a cigarette and I smoked a cigarette and that caused me the OD from fentanyol yeah yeah tone I swear I'm not the one air

window board what the fuck Tammy Lynn you stupid actually you know that example I used there yeah that was a joke

example, it's actually what Hunter Biden used in the Navy. Well, really? That's why he actually used the Navy, yeah. That someone was doing coke, smoked a cigarette. He bummed a cigarette, and that's why there's coke in his system. Oh, that's not how that works. Now it's the one time Hunter Biden did cocaine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway,

my point is, so she got fired, she was a big mess, she was getting arrested, DUIs, big state, all right? Yeah. This is 90s, area 2000s. But then she gets off to drugs. Oh. She starts resting again. Yeah. Small promotions, goes to conventions they have some kind of convention for like you know 20 years of raw or like

fuck like that they get her on she was 20 years of raw dog and hey oh oh that's saying you couldn't do those jokes anymore she was healthy now right and she looked like a woman so now you can't do this jokes now right i'm like leno punching down on monica loinski yeah exactly yeah folks you've heard about this goddamn whore she's a freaking whore i hope she dies i hope she fucking kills herself don't worry we'll we'll edit around it jay you just you let it fly So she does well on the little appearance, the cameo in Raw, bring her back a few times, does well, does some wrestling, some tag team stuff, some storylines, they eventually port into the WWE Hall of Fame. Nice. It's all going well.

Yeah. Then the drugs start again. Oh, dear. Just a little bit of first. Oh, I'm sure a bump or two wouldn't hurt you. That won't cause a spiral of any degree. No. One, two, maybe three.

Next to you know, DUIs. Yes. Drunken fights. Yeah. She starts hooking up with a guy. I think his name is, it's not Dusty Diamond, but something like Dan, let's say it's like Danny Diamond. Is it a Dallas Diamond Page?

No, no. It's the guy who literally worked in the office. Okay. So he's a guy, it's so funny. So he's a guy. And he just gave himself that again, I'm Diamond Randy. Shut up, retard.

No, so he's an amateur wrestler who just works in the office during the day. Okay. And these two fall in love. And what happens is to get a call from the police, she's choking him out. Wow. He's like, help me. It's Tommy, help.

So the police come, arrest her. She has to pay like a thousand dollars bail. Yeah. Restraining order. Right. I'm not joking. Like two days later to get a call, help!

She's joking. She's choking him again. All right. I always return to the scene of the crime. She does this. The arrest her gets out of bail. There's a restraining order now. Yeah.

What happens is they find her in the house again, all right? And she's like battering him this time. What the fuck? She was like, I left my shoes in this place. So I got a ladder and went through the window to get in because the door was probably locked.

Full animal house. Yeah. And like this guy, sometimes this Danny Diamond guy is like, I was in fear for my life. Three times she attacked him. Yeah, yeah. When the dick that gould. I tell you, man, this bitch be whaling on a dick.

With an office dick, you know what I'm saying? This fucking Dwight from the office type cunt. So, And there's a funny story at the end, okay, so she keeps, like, harassing him and send them, you know, she'll send them, like, you know, 400 emails in one night. Right. Then she starts to make up lies on Twitter being like, I'm pregnant, or like, I've got big news, or like, I just got off the phone from Vin Diesel. That's right. Fast and the Furious. Yeah.

Like all this nonsense. Fast and Furious five, Tammy Lynn's pussy. Who! Speaking of Fast and Furious, what happens next is, she's driving around, crashing as someone kills him. Whoa. Yeah. Damn. And then she goes to jail for that as well.

Sure. Now, what's funny is... Is she in jail still? I believe so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's funny is, so, WWE has a wellness program that they brought in, right? Right. Yeah.

Because what happened is all their stars kept dying. Yes. This is actually hurting the brand. Or murdering their entire family. And they're like, this is kind of hurting the brand a little bit. Guys, let's talk optics here. Like, imagine if Disney had Mickey Mouse and Mickey Mouse kept killing his family. and doing coke they're like this is bad

so they have a new wellness program so they pay for your therapy you know all that stuff really yeah I heard they don't provide like health insurance for them no no they do not health insurance but they'll pay for like extreme stuff not like you know I feel sad but if you're on fucking heroin yeah they'll pay for you to

go to rehab okay they pay for rehab they won't pay for rehab they won't pay for like you know I've got a bad back yeah it's like what you want elective surgery gay you know yeah sit on it You're fucking gay!

All right. So, that's a reference to no one. No, that was an anecdote you told me in the shop. Oh, you're right, sorry. Nobody's going to know. I was just saying I was walking in Dublin there recently and this cop car passed. There's two little Dublin guys about 11 year old. Yeah.

And one little Dublin that was like, they're going to arrest you because you're fucking gay. Yeah. That got a good chuckle on me now. No, you should have tried to make a citizen's arrest there and then. The officer is a hate crime. Yeah, that's great. it wasn't a point So but if she

She kept talking shit About WWE and Vince was like You know what With a no rehab for you bitch Ah So yeah Cold turkey Cold turkey

Didn't work She killed someone That's hilarious So pretty funny story right there Where was this a documentary It was like one of those 10 minute Like documentaries on YouTube Oh yeah

Some of those are pretty good Yeah I watched that for my date Yeah Oh nice Yeah Yeah I won't get that now Ah

It was with Tammy Lind Hey You want to hear the goods, you've got to go to the Patreon. If you want to hear me say some problematic things. For once. I mean, you can stay on this and, you know, head over to the Patreon

after if you want for dessert. Come on, mate. Yeah, yeah. So we're talking about the last of us in a minute. I did watch a Left Behind Antichrist. What is that now? Have you heard about the Left Behind series? No. It's interesting this. Left Behind

is a 16 series of books, 16 books series. series about the you know the rapture the rapture yeah so about the people are left behind did they do a show about this they did the leftovers yes which is not related to this

oh yeah but obviously people love that show I am of the opinion that it's all right I imagine it appeals to the Christians though oh it's not Christian it's not no no so who's right great what not you I'm talking with the HBO guys oh yeah it's not Christian at all

It's Mohammed. You're right. It's gay Mohammed. That's HBO. It's Nick Offerman as Gay Mohammed. There you go. In 2002. Can you believe that?

Ground Zero was still smoldering. And they're having Gaye Mohammed rapture the heaps. They built a Nick Offerman mosque on the ruins. On the dead ruins. So they made a movie, but no, sorry, they made a TV show. The leftovers, they actually made a point of saying, this was not like the TV the books the left behind series

yeah okay that is a very cerebral very important show James it's very very good everyone loves it oh it's great it's an episode one episode is a whole dream sequence oh great you know like sopranos did that yeah imagine that way character you don't care about yeah oh nice and like you see

Chris Reckleson's cocking it oh I didn't tell you one though I talked myself into it yeah you know there's one funny bit I didn't realize I thought it was like a kind of fox you know No, no, it's HBO, yeah. Wow. Is it actually considered good? I've never heard anyone talk about it.

People say it's like the best show ever. All right. I'm not joking. Some people are like, I cried, I laughed. So if it's not Christian, then what is it? Unknown Origins. And they never explain it. Oh.

It's Britain by the guys who did lost? Yes. We don't have to explain it. Here's this big, huge, wacky concept that at the end, we don't actually have to explain. I honestly found it quite hard to watch. So it's three seasons. the first season I found kind of impenetrable that's kind of like just basic like

my wife's gone oh I got my kid and it's like two years after the rapture and you gotta get through life and you know it's like there's like a terrorist group they're like you know yeah is it so is it kind of like

after the rapture is it sort of does it go back to semi-normal society yeah because there's a lot of sinners right but they make a point to be like there's no there's no reason why this happens there doesn't seem to be any kind of like you know

true line or any pattern. It wasn't like all the Christians went up. Yeah, yeah. It was like random, I think the Pope is still here or something like that, you know? Oh, I bet he is. But is there any, like, actual, like, good people?

Oh, yeah. But then you find out that they're not so good. No, no, it's regular people, you know. You voted for dissantis? You evil cunt! No, there's fucking, like, child... You're people who, like, work with children, curing cancer the whole lives.

Yeah. And, like, literally, like, pedophiles got sent up. Imagine that I said, oh, great. Yeah, great. Where's Larry Murphy? Prince Andrews like,

bye! Later. I can sweat in heaven. I'm going to the big pizza express in the sky. The first season I found kind of boring. Again, I watched this like in a big chunk in COVID, and I was like, why is this showy? I kind of watch a bit like, what is this?

The second season, I... Where's the Gabago and the Tiddies? Where's Tony? Where's Paulie? Where's the ducks? The ducks get raptures. Those goddamn ducks. They got rapture to an unknown origin in the sky.

And my penis falls off. Would you like to fuck me now, Tony? You got them right out, would you let him fucking over? It's the rapture. The second season, I actually kind of semi-enjoyed it. To a degree, it's very artsy. very like, I think I would consider it

it's very like symbolism for dumb people Right You know, but I did enjoy one bit So second season They decide to get out of town Yeah Because they find out just like

This kind of village In the middle of nowhere Like Texas, all right? Okay As a village where no one was raptured Oh And because that this village Is considered some kind of like

weird kind of holy place They're like I don't know why It's like people commute to it And because that There's actually like A border built around the city Oh

I was like this kind of kind of a weird concept. It's definitely a left term because the first season was critically very well received but no one watched it. Right. It was like, what the fuck?

I think even like Christians who are like, is this about Christ? Like no. Yeah. And regular people are like that's probably some show about Christ. Yeah.

So they're kind of, it's kind of like us. We make it unappealing for both sides of the dial, you know? But one thing that made me laugh is so Chris Reckleson is in all the seasons,

all right? Right. His wife's Nacoma. Okay. I think maybe. some guy got raptured driving a truck and the truck smashed into or something like that oh shit she's in the coma and he like pushed around he wants to bring her to this holy town all right right but they find out she's pregnant oh i think i forget exactly i think it's meant to be

like a mac of the conception but everyone's like oh so your wife's been a coma for two years all right buddy uh yeah whatever you want like uh right you do you buddy but i'm not getting involved this i swear i didn't i didn't rape my wife Yeah, sure. Now the rapture thing makes sense. You're down here. If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. I mean, I watch gay porn, understand, but you know, you take the biscuit.

And then apparently the third season, which I'd be honest, hands up in finish. Okay. Is set in Australia. Oh, what? I think... It's the rap shit down under. Oh, cool blow my comp of life. We didn't get rap shit.

Yeah, literally no one Australia got rapture. Didn't even know one kangaroo Fuck Ralph Harris got sent up I think in the third season Now I don't spoil anything

I think There's some kind of machine that can go in different universes Oh Jesus Yeah Now

I wasn't judge There's one episode It's a What's the name The guy who's related to Louis Thru Justin Thru He's the main character

In him Okay He's okay Yeah He's good I do like him now Yeah there's one episode in the second season

where he hits his head and there's a full episode where he's an assassin It's a dream sequence He's an assassin trying to kill the president Wow And that's it And people are like

Whoa This is like I didn't know you could do this with television It's like a movie In the TV show And it's like I'm like But like

But it's not following The linear structures Yeah It's been done many times before Yeah It has been like It even did it in fame remember the show fame

Fame I'm not only for a No you've beaten me In this round of Top trumps In tar judo we play Every week In top chumps

Yeah Anyway Oh top chumps Yeah Oh that may be that I tell you I could have written For the daily show

I could have written for leftovers Well that's not even I'm talking about I'm talking about left behind Yeah This is a completely different thing Yeah so left behind Left behind is

Leftovers for fucking normies All right Left behind the Christians get sent up The sinners are down there And they gotta fight amongst themselves Right And in the

They made two movies Actually know they made a few They made some in the 90s They're like direct the video Right He made one in 2014 With Nicholas Cage Oh

Yeah Like that Didn't do well No This is Kevin Sorbo Do you know him I know that name Kevin Sorbo

He's like Louis He wrote and directed it And they probably edited And starred in it Yeah exactly Yeah and his cock Was out the entire time so this is

it's very boring so apparently in the books it starts off crazy and it goes like fully in the books I was reading up now 16 books near the end

literally is Jesus riding a dragon throwing Satan into fucking fire and then the world explodes into the fucking atoms yeah

and it's reborn then in the New Eden the big bang like it's all it's full biblical like armies of dragons and demons it goes Lord of the Rings

right right in this it's just Jesus is just there in a dragon taking out the entire cast

of drag race with a fucking machine with kryptonite bullets even though regular bullets work just as well just in case and Satan's like

no I gotta protect RuPaul Trixie Run no I actually the guys who you'd be surprised

to learn the guy who wrote the Left Behind series quite conservative oh yeah

In every sense The word Yeah You're people who You probably think Should get married Yeah He'd think they shouldn't get married

Is that right Every type Okay Every type You're probably thinking A one type Gay I'm thinking more than that

Really? He's casting a wide net Yeah I like that Yeah Exactly I got tired there Sorry yeah

Yeah I should have done more With that Interracial I just kind of think I've been quite flagrant In this episode

episode so. You're not flagrant here, Todd brother. Dial it, dial it back. No, no, keep going. Talk about how women are cunce. Go on. They are. They are? I walk up to them on the street with a single rose, madame, and if perchance I could take you out this fine eve.

And they just laugh at me, Brian. Laugh at me like a dog. Well, I can go back and read the Left Behind series. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That will betray you. Yeah, you'll be left behind. the dumpster loaf I'll fucking chop you the bits

yeah maybe maybe you're too flavoured now okay there's a line somewhere sure there is yeah

so this movie is none of that this is a very very cheap movie it's basically direct to VOD you know it's direct to

is this the Nicholas Kate no there's Kevin Sorbo yeah it's Sorbo so the Nicholas Cage one was fucking

direct to DVD okay this one's even less than that right this is Beatamax right here so

guy's Kevin Sorbo and it's like two years after the rapture and all the scientists are like you know, um actually it wasn't God. No, it wasn't and if you tried to talk about God it's misinformation Oh. Yeah, and in fact it's a bit in it where Kevin Sorboer tries to Google the Bible

and it comes up like this is actually hateful, you can't Google the Bible. Right. Yeah, you're not allowed, the Bible's being wiped from Google right there. And there's one guy who's like he's like a TV journalist and he has people on talk about this and all these scientists be like

it's obviously a scientific weapon that made everyone vanish into heaven all right there's no God we don't believe in God because we're scientists and we know what the facts are and he's like no there isn't oh god the Bible

shut up it hate and uh now see it'll be good this has a conservative bent to it yeah and it'd be good to have like Alex Jones there but obviously he got raptured I mean he's up in heaven's straight away he's right he was the first one. Those Sandy Hook kids?

They're hanging out with Chris Reckleson. Let's see that. Fucking crisis actors. They're trying to, they're walking the plank on the Broadway. What do you call it? I don't know. Fuck. Fuck. I'm all fucked up.

I'm all fucked up in nowhere to go. So, what next then? This is so boring, by the way, all right? So he's there. They're trying to make the Bible illegal basically. Right. And he meets, like, some black people were like, man,

man, I was trying to keep us down, trying to stop us believing in Jesus. He's like, damn right, brother, man, and then they high five, but I think he's probably CG'd. Yeah, like, Kevin Thor was like, I'm not actually, get the guy, this Gallum. Look, just on the

off chance there actually is a rapture. I don't want to be, you know. So then the scientists are chasing after him, they hop on a plane and they get out of America. I think they're going to fly to, like, you know, like, Vatican City or somewhere just to get away to get to the real Christians belong.

Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the movie ends. Oh, no, forget. It ends, and then it goes like, Hi, I'm Kevin Sorbo. I hope you enjoyed this movie. But hey, you know what's more important to? That dusty old book on the bookshelf

called the Bible. Jesus Christ. You need everyone, they're lost, they're confused. Let me tell you something. The blueprints, they're writing that good book right there. Hope you enjoy the film. then

hi I'm Mike Huckabee I'm former senator Mike Huckabee Hope you enjoyed this movie made by Kevin Sorbo I just want to say The answers are on that dusty book on that bookshelf

right The Bible again You get the pictures This is the credits is it Yeah Right So you get two You're just

You're sitting there waiting For Samuel L Jackson to show up Where's Nick Fury Where's Ant Man But okay So they're Telling you to read the Bible Yeah

And I didn't I'm a contrarian Whoa, punk rock Wild, yeah Punk rock dude Hi, I'm Kevin Sorbo and I'm living in my car after financing this movie

I spent all my money on that and so I thought it was a leftovers I got confused I thought Christopher Eccleston Yep I thought Louis Thoreau's sexy cousin With a big penis By the way he's a big penis now

Justin Thruh Oh yeah Really There's a bit in the leftovers He's wearing grey sweatpants Yeah And he knocks the kids eye out It's fucking

It's dangerous right there I tell you the leftovers they're talking about his foreskin yeah yeah i tell you just that marg a quagly girl oh who oh when was this a few years ago hey oh wejong ching wayjong ching yeah yeah the rapturous oh oh oh shwingin a miss so we got 57 minutes there so i kind of don't want to talk with leftovers we talked about the leftovers oh you're right he even better i don't know the last of us Yeah, I kind of don't want to talk with that because that's such a good thing right there. But we only watched that one episode.

Have you watched any of the rest of it? I kind of don't want it. It was such a good episode. It really was. I have to say, I was like, it was very, you know, it was, uh, poignant, emotionally impactful. It was well-acted. Just great performances from, uh, Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett. Hey, you know, Murray Bartley, yeah.

He's great, I remember I was talking about him, the guy who... You talked for him like six years ago. Well, but two years ago. No, like last year It was last week It was today, Brian No, when I watched Season 1 of White Lotus

Yes, he is by far The best part in it He seems fantastic I hope he's a big blow-up And a glow-up He don't need no glow-up Sister Oh, yeah

By that bit where he's just Like lying in the bed With his hairy chest And mustache I tell you Hoo-hoo It was pretty uncomfortable Though I've say no

Because I was expecting Like him to eat Nick Offerman Yeah, I thought they were going to duke it out Like a couple of fellas I was like, come on guys, a bit of a fight It's like, UFC, it is, yeah? Well, I got my money on offerman, yeah, or bacon Yeah, UFC, it stands for you fancy cock

Ooh, you're doing it's he booker Yeah, and then they start kissing him's like, no, it's just He's pretending to be gay He's tricking him Yeah, and then flash forward to 16 years later It's like, oh, it's a long con Ocean's 11 right here, boys Don Shield's going to pop out

There's a tiny Asian man And Murray Bartlett's asshole Oh, so tight in here Oh Casey Affleck's watching those But yeah No, it was great What happened was

We were recording here A couple of weeks ago We went downstairs The lads were watching it So we were just kind of sitting there I never played the games I had no interest in it It was a great episode for you to watch

Because it's basically a mini movie Exactly It was kind of like a bottle episode You didn't really need to know a lot about it but it was I have to say it was wonderful I was you know

you have to say as well it was great Nick Offman's character is a prepper in it yeah and they kind of mention the fact that he thinks

911 was inside job yeah yeah government are Nazis so you know what he was right he's one of the clever ones yeah yeah yeah Murdy Bartlett

didn't fuck all the sense out of him thank goodness I hope we get this leads to a whole new generation of gay preppers yeah it's ironic because they take

prep oh you think that's an okay joke to make Brian? I think I'm going to sit here and stand for that. Do you hate speech? Vitriolic vile? Yeah. I'm just annoyed. I didn't think of it, to be

honest. Oh, yeah. In certain clubs I'd kill with that. Oh, they'd be Rudy, Rudy. Yeah. Oh, no, but you're right. He was kind of like an all, you know, we see him. He's the prepper, conservative. Fucking Nazis, the government are scum. But then, then he sits down on a piano

and starts playing Linda Ronstand. Yeah. And you're like, what chuffin' hell just going on here? And just touching the piano, Turnham Gay. Yeah, that's it. Just that right there. I mean, I never saw Clint Eastwood,

you know, tickle the ivory. I don't tickle any balls either. And do you like the end? Spoiler, at the end, he gets, uh, he gets a, he's just sick. He's lazy, he's almost sit in a wheelchair.

I don't, I'm not feeling good today. I'm taking a mental health day. My legs are taking a mental health day. And he decides to drink some wine. I think he, it's obviously he gets like some sort of neurodigenic. I guess like MS or some shit

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gay MS. And then he decides he's going to kill himself. Yeah. Bit like in, was it EastEnders or Corrie? One of them killed themselves, I remember now. Corrie? I think it was Corrie, yeah.

It was Haley, the transgender character. You're right, yeah, yeah, that was going back. I was like late 90s and... Back when Corrie, but... Say, you know, people were like, The last of us, episode three. Hey, hey, hold my beer, all right? Go back, Corey.

Remember Les Batter's being rid. the trans character in the street you're a bloody freaklove what's going on here? It was really horrible and vile and it was not handled with care at all it was quite disgusting

but then some justice the guy who played Les Battersby ended up a homeless alcoholic so you know I hope all transphopics end up homeless if I see a homeless guy I'm like justice has been done you Les Battersby

cunt. It's called Praxis buddy and it's not the toilet drop shit you're drinking. Fuck fucking cunt. Fuck Ah fuck. It's going so well right there I'll cut that out, don't worry. Please do.

I won't let them see the real you. But anyway, so the last of us it was, it was great, I really enjoyed it. I kind of, but I think it seems like it's, you know, very well, it's getting like critical acclaim. People love it, yeah. So yeah, I think we're going to watch the whole thing. I remember someone's being very snobby was like oh my god

HBO making a show about it's based on a video game okay HBO's dead I'm going to just break all my Sopranos DVDs yeah oh what's the point of anything anymore yes now look at them now yeah well it's too late they're already dead

yeah good yeah I just I just to be honest this is how I know things aren't going well for me I just binge watched six seasons of Sopranos really for like the I don't know how tense time That's really unhealthy

It is It says But God I'm just I'm just so happy When I'm watching Subrados Could you at least watch

Ours or something No No It's not the same It's just Oh Gababoo