Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 188 : True Detective Part 1

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

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fuckery, that's all it is. Oh, here, you see, every child with cancer is completed in financial crime. There, I said it. Nobody wants to say it, but that's the truth. That's your new, your new podcast. Yeah. Have you seen

actually Bertie's a new podcast? Bertie does. Bertie O'Hern has a podcast now, and he's got a whole host of guests. He literally has Blair and Clinton. Wow. The boy, it's like a new Comtown. Together? Yeah. Which one, Bertie's the Adam, I think. No, Bertie Stav.

Bertie Stav, okay. I know. I know Clinton's stab. No, Clinton is Adam. You know, really? Yeah, because he's a gimp. Anyway, we're getting... Oh, you're right, yeah.

But, yeah, it's called Bertie O'Hern, my part in the Good Friday Agreement. And it is pure propaganda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you listen to this, and it's a production of news talk, by the way. So this is a real big push to be like, hey, guys, remember me, all the good stuff. If it wasn't, for me, the good stuff.

the Good Friday Agreement never happened did they should be Protestant and Catholic corpses littered through the streets of Carlo even, okay? It would have got wild, okay? But wasn't from me. No, I was hoping I ended up part tight in South Africa as well. Bertie or her, not to me.

Nelson Mandela can go fuck yourself. Sit on it and swivel. Fucking lying about your gaffe for 26 years or whatever you were doing. I was hoping maybe, you know, we'd get a little surreal with it. It was actually the good freaky friend idea agreement where he

switch places with Jerry Adams like, oh no hello, I'll watch my Bartley a Hearn. Anyway, that's just an idea needs to be developed. That's so we'll work on it together

Lauren, we'll work on it, okay? Actually, there's no little segue there because Woody Harrelson was on SNL. He was. Speaking of Lorne. And this episode, by the way, if you're wondering, what's going on here? It is about true detectives. True detective. Season one.

Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, bam, boom, boom, bing, boo. Retarded hillbillies raping their sister and other stuff happens to. It's pretty good. That's the theme of the song. That was the original song, yeah. Yeah, you know. Woody had the idea of himself.

I can do the team tune. I just, I think, I got this tune in my head, you know, next to the 5G microchip Jews, put him there. Yeah. Yeah, so Woody Harrison hosted S&L and he dropped a little truth bomb. Boyin, a little nugget of wisdom. What was incorrect, though? That's the thing like, literally what was incorrect.

Yeah, no, that's the thing. That's the genius of Woody. He got up there, he's like, I'll just pretend to be a old rambling, retarded stoner, hippie freak. And once I, you know, it's the old, it's the shaggy dog story. That's an old, you know, comedy trick, you know, just a long winding story that seems to be going nowhere. and then boom, the fucking, his big truth cock slaps you in your stupid face.

Well, I'm not joking. In the last 24 hours, yes. Now, you're going to see a big change, by the way. Remember the US? We're like,

it was not a lab virus. Yeah. Now they're saying it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know why? Because now, then with China now, it's not good because the balloon.

So it's like, hey, you're trying to send over balloons. We're going to tell everyone that you created the COVID virus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Which is true and has been known to be true for quite some time.

So what, like, what did he say? It's just like, it's like kind of a joke. It wasn't even something. It wasn't like, you know, Jews did it or anything, you know? No, he didn't need to say that part. The people in the know like me, I picked up when he was putting down.

He's like, Woody, I'm high as well right now. Are we going to take them on together, Woody? We sure are, buddy. Yeah, he said, I read this crazy script where the cartels got together to control the media to force people to stay at home and keep taking their drugs.

and I thought that's crazy Now obviously it's That's almost like a kind of uncle kind of joke You know something like you know That's literally something I've relatives That would write like funny things like down Facebook Yeah yeah yeah Yeah

Like on the local obituary post Like Carlo obituries dot IE There's all they're like Brendan O'Toole It's like this child didn't die From getting hit by a car Woody Harrelson told me the Jews did it No but I mean like you know my uncle sometimes and like relatives

they have to kind of like you know I'm going to sound very pretentious here they have the unrefined humour you know it's not like Gus now we're basically yes minister we're a very very British satirical like your punch magazine private eye okay but these guys

like it's not like you know it's that kind of stuff like oh I identify as a cow if you want to milk me oh yeah you know it's that kind of stuff yeah it's like a fair Like Ricky Dravay's type stuff. Basically, you're,

Ricky Jervais is like my retarded uncle, basically, yeah. Yeah. But what was my point? My point is like, look, honestly now, it's kind of like, you know,

like the Iraq War? Yes. I think Tim Dillon made this point. For you, if you're a Dixie chick, you said, rec war is bad, you get basically lynched.

Yes. Yeah, you lynched in Alabama. That's what happened to them, all right? Yeah. But, like, nowadays, you can say, like, two things can be true.

You can say the vaccine probably, you know, didn't turn people gay. okay but still the companies made a lot of money off it they're not good people no no like could have released a patent yeah that people make it for free didn't do that all right because you know that'd be weird socialist bernie sanders queer shite yes exactly that was their words that's pure club orange zero that's what that is yeah that's their words but they said that in the shareholders meeting yeah that's the only uh that's the only minutes from the

Goldman Sachs meetings that they made sure were released. Bernie Sanders queer. But anyway, yeah, so people were annoyed at Woody, whatever, who gives a shit. People, I feel like, at this stage now, people aren't even that and not. Like, just people trying to drum up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. People like, you know, those kind of,

you know, kind of people who, like, their whole job is the tweet. Yes. There's people who are like... Like the Daily Beast. I'm not joking, is people, okay, they're write articles. Yes. But their job includes, like, you have to do, let's say, 14 tweets a day.

and have to get this much engagement. That's part of your contract. That's not me being weird, okay? Right, right. And they also have to write about my tiny penis. The Jews put the microchips in my penis to make it small. So you have to write stuff like, you know, better call soul is actually problematic.

And you just write down. Then people like me go, You fucking God, don't kill you! And I like start punching my laptop screen. And then my mother comes in and puts a belt in my mouth. Like, don't worry. Oden Kirk's the National Treasure James. I believe you.

Your mommy's little boy. Chuck McGill. She just puts on it. She puts on white men can't jump, but that calms me right down, you know. But anyway, so yes, we're talking about, because we're going to be talking about true detective. True detective, yeah.

As in right now. It's picking on already. Jesus, Christ. And also, Matthew Connohey got molested. Yeah, right. Yeah, so who, you know, people focus on Woody Harrelson saying he's bad. Look at fucking McConae.

By people in Pfizer, was it? Yeah, it was. Yeah, I knew it. Yeah, that old, like, Hillbilly in Louisiana who took him into the back of a dirty van. He's like, are you the CEO of Pfizer? Yeah, I got a hot beef injection for you right here. Yeah, it's like a pure hillbit, like the,

he's cutting grass, no, so it works for Pfizer. My family have owned this multinational cooperation. for many years. Anyway, so I watched it this last week. What, what,

where did this come from? I don't know why. You don't usually watch good television? I had to turn off Deep Space 9, you know, okay? I was miffed to tell you that.

I watched a great episode recently, all right? Just sidetracked again. Oh, look at this. He just saw. And we never thought, I'm like Matthew McConaughey in the back of that,

I'm like, you sure we're talking about true to take? Yeah, come on in, yeah. Well, why do you have spot? ears on your cock Spock cock

Anyway, sorry The girl got chased in the woods by a guy With spock ears So I watched a great episode there Where basically They brought Had an alien party

The Vite load of aliens Okay Just give you some context In an episode earlier Colomini All right Was getting a bit sick of the wife Being all depressed

His Asian wife Yeah yeah So he said I tell you what wife all right I forget your name You can go off I'll tell you This is good for you

Okay You can go off a little trip For six months And you can bring the kid as well Wow Yeah Because I'm a good husband I'll allow you to do that

Right Yeah Because she's a botanist Right You can go off there six months So you're all flowers You know Like that

Have fun love All right I already pack the bags Eh Nice Boy's night in Yeah Yeah

But here's thing After a few months He's horny All right So he's like It was a party Here An alien party

The wife can come back Okay And we can get down to business you know bough chicka wow wow okay

all right but here's thing the wife shows up again the kid's sick and the kid pukes on him oh

and he's like oh love let's go over the fuck in the bed and she's like oh I'm so tired looking after the kid I can't

and he's like oh and he's like you know could you wear your red dress he's like no it's all tight

he's like yeah that's a woman yeah but then they invite this alien's old lady alien right

and she's going through menopause and she's like a psychic alien she makes everyone horny so everyone in the ship gets real horny with her menopausal tits yeah exactly here's thing though

it only makes you horny for people that you deep down sexual attraction to oh so let's say you James okay yeah let's say you're secretly attracted to me

all right but you bury under love homophobic rhetoric yes okay yes a lot a lot of very hurtful and accurate homophobic rhetoric

all the black voice has covered the homophobia. You know I ain't on that gay shit, motherfucker? So I take my penis out and touch you with it so tired. We're just fooling around. It's just brothers, two brothers. But this alien's big menopausal tits will bring it out of you. So everyone in the ship's all horny.

But you know what? Colomini, he's not horny for anyone else. Only for Asian wife. Oh, that's lovely. So it's a little lovely story. The kid walks in. He's like, whoa. All right, what we talk?

I normally watch that. it turned off to watch true detectives. Yeah. Now, have you watched True Detectives recently? Within the last year, I think I re-watched it, yeah. Good, good. And you remember, you're very good of remembering things. Yes. Like, I could watch a big, like, I watched eight episodes there. Yeah.

A lot of it is a blur already. I'd take notes. But you remember full dialogue. Well, I mean, only stuff, more so stuff that I saw when I was a child, that, uh, for some reason my brain wants to flood my friend, my memories with just movie trivient dialogue

not so much you know what happened in my childhood or anything like that for some reason my brain thinks nah he doesn't need to know that you're better off pal space jam quotes that's what'll get him through you're better off pal I go into my therapist's office

and I just start quoting toy story to him you know but anyway so before we get into like the episode by episode what the fuck happened yes I want to get real quick your overall opinion of the show and I'll give my opinion

and just what's interesting is I kind of regret I did not watch this week to week Oh So I remember You were like one of those It's probably shit Yeah that was me

Yeah I was right No I remember like this didn't get around to it So I'd see every week These new headlines about it Because a big news story It was a big show It was a water cooler show People were loving it

But I kind of missed All the theories because there's so many theories and I think some people were not happy with the ending of the show because some people really kind of went outside the box

but there's a lot of people I remember like who taught this was literally turn into a full on supernatural Kutulu like this is a build-up to and the fact that Kutulu did not show up at the end

and destroy the world they were very disappointed Kutulu? It was a cop-out Oh my God Yeah they were like this is gay Did they ever mention Kutulu

in the show? Well, it's Corkosa. Oh, that's the city where Cotulu lives. It's the underground city, I believe. And the King and Yellow, it's all very lovecraftian. Right. Well, then you're kind of touching on something that is a big, you know,

negative of this show, just like high, how highly, I mean derivative, maybe too strong a word because, of course, all shit is influenced by other stuff, but this, it really wears its influences on its sleeve and sometimes it's just

like Nietzsche reference here you know what I mean it's like very copy and paste it's very reservoir dogs where it's like it wears it on his sleeve but I feel like with Tarantino is a little bit of like yeah I'm a nerd

I love this stuff where Nick Pizzuzzo I think it's a little bit from what I hear of him a little bit more like he's kind of very similar people we know a little bit like I am a genius And it's kind of like, no, you know what Kanye West does? I guarantee he's made this analogy. Kanye West, you know, he makes the stuff better.

He takes samples. Yeah. I'm making, you know, Lovecraft, okay? Yeah. And Alan Moore, I'm making them not shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm Pizzuzzo. Hey, I'm in the Hollywood Hills banging chicks.

Where's Alan Moore? Probably in a fishing chip shop, wanking off a dog in Yorkshire. Because he's a long-haired hippie freak. I'm doing blow with some. big-titted bitch. I don't even care. She's overage. I'm Pazulo. That's definitely not as, how do you say it's

Pizzuzo. It's Pizzuto. It's Pizzuto. But Pizzu-Zu is a demon in the Exorcist, so I like saying Pizzu. It is. Again, I'm taking samples right here, yeah. And also, we'll get into a minute, the fucking director. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Funky Niki.

Funky-Wonkey. Yeah, yeah. But just to my overall I really, I enjoyed the show when it came out. I loved it a lot. And kind of on the rewatch, you know, you do, you know, during the third long philosophical sprawling monologue of the episode, you do start to roll your eyes a little bit. But overall, it's a very enjoyable series. I really liked it. Even like I've looked into allegations of like plagiarism and how derivative it is, blah, blah, blah. Even that overall doesn't take away from the enjoyment too much. Yeah, it doesn't take away from me because... It's enjoyable. It's a great... It's well executed, well put together.

I've seen a lot of stuff to plagiarise the shit in a bad way. So if you can just... If you can entertain me, if it's completely plagiarized... Yeah. Well, entertains me. Yeah.

I watch a remake of something. I don't care, you know? That's a good point, yeah. It's not like, if they're stealing from me, it's different, right? But literally, if it was like some, like, let's say, like, there's some young, up-and-coming,

like, young Irish artist who made this very important film. And then fucking Pizzu-o shows up and steals it. And makes it. it better because he put some tits he puts Alexander Dario's tits in it I'll be like

Oh you got Oh my art Oh no No There's not supposed to be any titties anywhere No That's supposed to be

In the Irish language Her tits Are supposed to be Asquilaga I demand So I think Looking back in this now So originally was a novel

Okay And it has that very Rich novelistic appeal Right Deep down You want to strip it away it's just a very well done competent detective miniseries with the sprinkles of Kutulu

stuff like that to give it a little bit more spice. That's it really. Somebody said it's sort of a, it's like a thinly veiled attempt of being intellectual and high bro. Yeah, but even you know what? If it's a thinly veiled attempt, it's a good tinly veiled attempt, you know?

And the thing is, well, in season one, rust, okay, is a fucking weird. who is like talking stuff that is very annoying whereas in season two they're all like that yeah yeah yeah they're all pretentious retards

who won't shut the fuck up except for Colin Varrell he's just you know he's this fat no his son's fat he's just a well he wasn't doing too well either he's a playboy

yeah that was cool yeah isn't there a bit where like the girl won't suck off his son so he shows up with a knuckle dust or batters of nothing that's exactly what happened yes you're right Catula wouldn't suck off his son

so he showed up to Catootillo's house and kicked the shit out of his dad. Carcosa, bitch. Yeah, yeah. The yellow king, there's bleak noreientals over there. Fucking battering my young fella.

Get here now, Carcosa. You dirty cunt. I don't even like you in field. Um, and seen. So, but overall, I do like True Detective season one. It's very

enjoyable. I've watched it maybe like three times now. And, yeah, It's good. Yeah, it is good. It's good. I actually can't make me sad. I'll tell you what, there's a real missed opportunity

because you'll know, we'll get into a minute. You know, the overall thing about like, you know, possible rich people, child sex, like that,

right? Oh, that bores you, does this, oh, yawn. Now, it would have been cool if it's an tautology series but it all kind of links

to the one kind of overarching kind of mystery and it's all like different aspects of it. And in three, not, did you watch three? I have watched three, yeah. In three, you know, at the end, they kind of I feel like we're doing a little bit of like

world building of like, hey, remember these cops and wherever the fuck? Where is it, Louisiana? Louisiana, yeah. They're like, hey, and they show a picture of, you know, Russ and Marty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, they're doing a little bit of, like, maybe like an MCU kind of thing.

Okay. But I think they've given up on that. So, Pizzu is not right in season four. He's not involved at all. He's actually, um, he's giving up the reins to a different, some black woman, I think. Okay. I think Isa Ray.

Oh. She did a show called Insecure that people say It's very good. Is she not an actor, though? She does both, yeah. Wow. She's kind of Lewy. Right. In every sense.

I've seen those freckles on her cunt. Woo! Okay, okay. Well, all right, interesting. It's Christopher Ackleston, Jody Foster. It's taking place in Alaska, so there's a lot of potential there. And the plot is 40, I think, I'm not joking. I think it's like 40 scientists end up dead.

Right. And it's like, what the fucks go on there and have to investigate? Like, this kind of mass murder of science. interesting uh hopefully it's not like turns out it's woody haroldson uh i'm just looking up here by the just one second i know nick pizuzzo

uh probably shouldn't know how to spell his name correctly who cares doesn't mind he's just announced he's directing his first film there okay uh sometimes good cast in it as well seems pretty interesting um but uh he he has not had like great success since that so his big things

yeah after this he did the magnificent seven oh shit with denzil washington yeah he also had it he did have a novel called Galveston that got adapted into a movie that was considered all right, but kind of didn't really like the world on fire. He didn't direct it though.

No, no. He just wrote it. And I think he also did the guilty, the remake. Oh, with Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, but he just adapted that. Kind of starting to see where his quote-unquote strengths lie is like, hey, somebody did something.

Now I'm going to come along and do it, but gonna make it radical dude it's gonna rock it's magnificent seven but with Denzel Washington huh come on

wait a second I'm really just this is the name how you spell waltzing is the name how you spell waltz who are you talking about so the Nick Pizzuzzo his new film is called

Easy Waltzing how you spell waltzing W-A-L-T-Z-I-N-G oh yeah you caught me there guys oh no his secret shame he can't spell good he's actually retarded it's just because they got a good cast

so I want to know what the cast is even though it's probably going to be shit let's be honest yeah yeah Vince Vaughn Michelle Monaghan Al Pacino Wow That's not too bad there yeah that's pretty good Are they going to be in a sexy love triangle And Simon Rex that's the one I couldn't think of Oh I like him

Yeah see you got your yeah I got you going there I mean I was already into it It was a really worthy five minutes of me googling I couldn't spell the word waltz. He couldn't spell waltzing while he had Google in front of them and say, Brian, you have a supercomputer in your hand. I don't know how much...

No, no, it's a conspiracy. And just to get into, what's his name, Jerry Fuki, what's his name? Corey Fuki, Jama, Jama. He seemed like he was going to be next big thing. He directed a fucking Bond movie. No Time to Die. Yeah.

And he had some big things lined up including the new Napoleon miniseries. That is not weirdly enough Not what Kubrick Not what Scott is doing This is Kubrick Oh this was the Kubrick one

Yeah so basically Spielberg has bought The screenplay And he was like I can't adapt to myself I'm busy doing you I need someone who's awesome I'm doing the fablemen Yeah

It's a story about me So Pizzu Nick What fuck sorry Cody Jokey Fuki Waki Cody Hill

Cody Funkie he was gonna do it but he's been found out he's actually the bad one of the bunch yeah he's been uh having sex with teenage girls yeah they were on the wrong side of 18 some girl in season one actually

that came out said that he made her do the nude scene yes which uh you know kind of on a rewatch I did sort of think you know why is that store clerk completely naked but uh you know I did sit in question I was transfixed by the magic of cinema.

You know, like the children, you know, they're found later on, you know. He was like, what if they're like sexy? That kind of ruins the whole horror of the piece. He's like, no, what if they're like wearing little Sailor Moon outfits? And they're like, hmm, daddy. Yeah. They have a very long monologue. Right.

A Nietzsche monologue about how having sex with teenage girls is actually... Ooh. They're saying the monologues. they're not bad they're not bad but what it is but the thing is they're also

you know he can't really take credit for them either but we'll get into that you know the monologues in seven near the end yeah when you watch that

that's Kevin Spacey though oh yeah I know but I'm just saying like when you what you're gonna say by Kevin Tracy who on

I dare you dare you pal it was a good point alright I'm sorry mind is when you watch it I always think like if I was 14

yeah this would be so it's cool now yeah when you're 14 you're like especially a 14 year boy, to be like, that's fucking

sick, you know, I should go around killing whores and fatties. Yes. Yeah. And then you grow up to become the whore and the fatty. If you're not gobbling sandwiches, you're gobbling. It's like, oh, Kevin

Spacey, he wouldn't look at me twice, let alone kill me in an elaborate way. We're driving around, and like, you're just talking about this, you know? Yeah. And I'm like, let's keep a silent place in the car. Just stop saying weird shit.

Oh, Missa Salis, Missa Ross, oh, do. You don't like my speaking? He was a great detective. He was one of the best I ever seen. He'd walk into the room, and he'd just become Jamal, the friendly dealer. He'd come in with like, yo man, what it is in the hip speech. I can't do it very well, but he was, he was magnificent. you know he really was

I know he fucked my wife but god damn he could he had the ebonics down you know oh way um but yeah spoilers ahead for true

yeah yeah fucking hell because that that that was just verbatil that was from episode three oh no just to go off topic a minute someone just mess to me there if they want to come to my show on Friday

oh what? Yeah you have a show on Friday yeah I do yeah Why wasn't I consulted about this? What are you going to wear one of your little outfits again?

You fucking tramp So anyway That's gone to this right Yeah Episode one Right So it starts off And the whole

Framing the voices You're in 2012 Yes The two guys Russ and Marty Are being interviewed By two detectives Yes

And you know There's something that's happened The reason why They're bringing up This old case From 95 95 Yeah

Yeah And we'll get to the later on. So we flashed back to 95 and they're like, they're new -ish kind of partners, been together for a little while, haven't really like broken the ice, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He keeps trying to get him to come over to the house. Yeah. They're the

classic odd couple, you know? Yeah, yeah. But yeah, they don't get along. Like, Marty is very much like a good old boy, you know, from Louisiana goes drinking with the fellas. It cheats on his wife with a big-titted lady, you know, just one of the... I do love his reasoning, like, it's good for the family. Yeah.

You have to get it out. Yeah, he's a... You got to release the stress. Whereas McConaughey is this pure, like, just very mentally ill, disturbed kind of freak, really. Well, we find out. But a great detective. We find out basically that, like, later on we find out, like, he's basically been on edge for years. He's been doing undercover, narcotics, stuff like that. Yeah, he's been, like, heavily addicted to hardcore drugs.

He's suffered severe trauma. His fucking daughter died, you know, like, divorce, married to a bitch. married to a bitch So like he is that like you know He is wired at a level right now Like his brain is even like Fucked from all the drug use He suffers from synesthesia

Which is like his neurons are all fucked up He has weird hallucinations Yeah You know he votes Democrat He's insane He's mental Which I have to say it was this restraint there You know the hallucinations

Yeah It would be very easy to have like The daughter show up Daddy no Daddy, I love being alive, Daddy. Or, like, you know, have, like, a big scary monster going, wuga, buga, buga, like that. And then it turned out it was just, you know, some guy.

You know, it was like, oh, a jump scare, you know. Yeah. But they don't do that. You just see kind of, like, weird sort of, uh, have you ever had that before, like weird periphery? No. Like, literally never. Never.

Okay. Never. Me neither. Don't worry. It's cool. I'm good. I'm all good. Sometimes I get weird.

visuals and auditory hallucinations. But I never lose touch with the reality. Not me. You need more star trekking your life, buddy. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring on the cling on. That's what I need. Okay, so episode one.

So the whole kind of gist is to find a pros. They call them a pros. A pros. Yeah. Prostitute. A sex worker, I think you mean? A queen? A boss bitch. They find a dead boss bitch. Yes. She's been murdered in a rich. actualistic fashion, yes.

Kind of like very kind of weird, very like taught out, very like, you know. She's been staged. She's sort of like, she's kind of, they find her naked on her hands and knees. She's got antlers on her head. Yeah. There's like weird markings and drawings everywhere.

Are there carvings in her body? Not that I remember, but there's markings all over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I find out later on, they're called a little demon catcher or something like that. Right. They're kind of like a little kind of wooden kind of made of sticks. Yeah, so we're already getting kind of kind of, like occultist imagery

and kind of weird symbolism and stuff and you know Rust yeah is almost like immediately I was like this in show if he's like the killer he was

it's not the first time and you know he's like he was waiting for this and this was like the urge right there and the power and all that like those guys we'll love it if it like is that's all wrong

and like it's just some fucking you know Puerto Rican guy you know it's just Louis J. Gomez you know yeah there's no connection it's like

The Puerto Rican rattled Snake is an edge lord And they're all like You know That was because you know It's like You're tapping in someone Primalistic

Like no I thought it was dope Yeah I saw seven I thought it was seven I was like That's awesome Imagine if the killer In seven

Wasn't a buff day Awesome dude Rock and roll Punk rock If the killer never won a Tony You know And then like You know

We have a bit of the Kind of look at like Marty's life you know, with his wife, two daughters. He's got the wife and the kids. He's got... He's got the suburban, you know... And it's also...

I notice a lot now. I always feel like there's a... Not like explicit thing, but Marty's a small penis. Okay. I always feel like that. Okay. In the first episode he goes,

like he mentioned he's got a big cock. Right. Yeah, and his little little things as well, that I noticed, yeah. Well, yeah, the sort of classic overcompensating. Yeah, even the fact that rust is a bigger car and all that, you know? Oh, yeah.

The mowing the lawn. it's like an impetus he thing. Nobody mowch my lawn but me. And also like... You picked up on this. This is kind of... This is where you're Matthew... I see this in everything.

Your rust coal comes in and says like, he has a tiny penis. That's what guides his behaviour. Well, I watch Goodfellas, you know, Citizen Kane. It's all like, Shawshank Redemption. Like, oh, he's in prison because... Oh, I know why.

That's why the warden so mean. Yeah. But anyway, the point is... Marty is very much a guy who family for him is something that it's like you know in your religion like a Scientologist in a way

and you can't accept the fact that isn't working out you have to almost push it on other people he is like that with his life where he's like no everyone needs a family they need this okay and I'm happy

I'm so satisfied in my fit you need it because you're literally like I bet you're probably out banging random women aren't you and getting fucked up it wouldn't catch me doing that

because I have family and it's all lies again like a religion to him. He likes the idea of family. Also, it's kind of, you know, when you get to a certain age, if you want to have a career in any kind of law enforcement politics, you kind of need to have the image of family there. It's sort of like compulsory. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. The parted right there. Yeah, that's what I learned that from. Hey, you know, the guy's not a queer. And you was like, I need to get married right now. Quick.

Hello, operator. So, yeah, but he's, you know, he's out drinking all the time. He's cheating on his wife with Alexander de Dario who holy shit my god holy fucking Christ that's another

my mother had to come in with the belt one from my mouth the other for my tiny cock child size belt for my penis and also Marty I think is a little bit out of date in a way we're like

his father probably could cheat on the wife okay and do all this stuff and it was way more accepted but now you got the whole feminism and the daughter's fucking

an emo and all that. Yeah. Again, he's very much like old country boy, you know. This is how it was for generations. He can't really come to grips with the way the world is changing around him. I don't know how he feels at all. I think it's wonderful. I see the progress just as a society. And I love it. Is my nose bleeding? In episode two, the kind of big reveal is find out there's been another killing in the exact same way. So possible copycat or possible the same killer. We don't know exactly that leads in the episode two. Yeah. So a great little pilot right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We also get a little funny moment where very funny, I laughed out loud now. Remember he gets drunk and showed up with a family dinner and talks about his daughter dying? Yes. Yeah. Oh, that's a classic Brian O'Too move right there. I just thought, I have no daughter by the way. I was like, I had seven daughters

all died. No, I'm eight. They were all sexy, but I never would. Even though I could. In the eyes of God, I had the right. They worshipped me. But yeah, so... My family owns this.

Anything else happened on episode one. It's kind of like introduction set up there. No, episode one is kind of very introduction set in the piece. It's not much talk about. It's also kind of getting us familiar with the narrative framing device of like jumping back and forth between decades. I'll tell you what, I'm... There's a lot to talk about here. We're already a half hour in.

Okay. I actually know, I was going to go real fast. We'll go take our time. And the worst comes the worst. Split it, two-part of. Yeah. There you go. Worse comes the worst. The free one. We just talk about True Texts and that as well. Fuck it. Well. That'd be pretty funny, wouldn't it?

I guess. That'd be a real funny. Fuck you. Okay, guys. Here, how about, anyone here watch True Detective Season 7 through 8? Well, we'll talk about that. Well, I'll tell you what, we could release part one in the free one, part two, and the Patreon. It's like, hey, if you want the second half, you got to subscribe. We'll see how it goes. I like the idea.

of coercing them into I like my idea where they get the second part for Fray and like what the fuck is then we'll see how I feel I am to decide you are yeah in fact people are asking me to come to my gig I'm going to say no Cat was this

is this a friend or something more oh a friend yeah oh okay well I'm no my friend caton's going to take four seats he's going to lie down in the show oh good save good save good save thanks. You saw how hurt I was like, as many as four

really? Well, well yeah, I'll bring my own four seats and sit outside the venue because I don't think I'm welcome but anyway that's neither here nor there we're going to interviews in a few years and now

drinking fucking low and star be like, they won't let me in the Irish comedy scene is a flat circle with such narcissism to think this is all for me I think human consciousness was a misstep in Irish comedy's evolution we need to walk hand in hand into oblivion together

it's perfect this is fresh to me you haven't watched this in years you haven't watched it about 10 years yeah you're right actually yeah yeah anyway so episode two

yes Russ now has loads of lone star because he has a cool life so he lives I think outside of bar yeah not outside of bar he lives beside a bar he works four nights a week and he just drinks all the time yes and like by noon he's like it's noon already so I'm going to start drinking

so he makes one of the fellas the cops that's interviewing to go out and fetch him a six pack it's like go get me my beer boy I like this well that's a coincidence I liked as well he didn't say that

I put that in there I thought it'd be funny I liked as well when he got the beer he's like oh almost an instant there he's kind of joking but I think he would have been like oh fuck

you know all the coolness he didn't get his beer for like 20 minutes you're like when you're an alcoholic if you don't keep drinking you do get the DTs you get the shakes you know you need

The last thing Rust needs is more problems That's true Yeah yeah yeah So Russ loads of Lone's there now. You keep talking about this. You know, we find out my Woody Harrelson, Alexander Dario.

Yes. What is she like a law clerk or something? She works, yeah, she's all buttoned down. We know the truth. Yeah, we've seen them. Shigling. Yeah. Didn't he like... She put handcuffs on him? He brings handcuffs over. He drives over drunk with handcuffs. Hey, baby.

Open the door. I can't get my dick shut right now. My fucking cunt wife's all my cage and my kids are weird man I got a push to nut right now come on in

she's creaming for him he shows up like baldy drunk his zip like his fly is on zip the shirt is poking out he's like

come on baby I'm ready for love it's like two in the morning she's like yes please come on in she's got a roommate just some ancient kid in the corner

like Woody Harrison Even for Chinese That is a tiny penis What the hell He's saying me, boy Anyway, fuck I'm You can call him boy

I'm fucking wasted I call your titch boy If I want to Anyway so he shows up And he bangs Or that's the Yeah I'm probably

I don't think I'm setting You up to be Quite as sexy As it is in the show You need to watch it It's very sexy You can watch your tits you're listening to cats, all right?

Don't do the two of those at the same time. Your brain and your cock will explode simultaneously. That's too much pleasure for one man. Is that hallucinated? But yes, very sexy. She is quite a specimen, I have to say.

And a human as well. Now, do you want to go into, you mentioned Marty's family. Do you want to go into, like, we already find out his daughters are a bit weird. Yeah. She's drawing like pictures also like set up her toys to look like a gang bang. Yes, yes. What was going on? They didn't really

explain how the daughter knew so much. They mentioned like the girls told her to do it. Yeah, I think it was just like some friends of hers in school. I think the kind of like the red herring is you're kind of meant to think like is the daughter somehow part of some kind of weird sex cult. Turns out she's watching MTV

all the case. That's right. Yeah, too many Madonna videos. Just like a prayer or whatever the fuck where she was banging black Jesus on an altar. He was the dude from Cool Runnings. Oh, was it? Actually was, yeah.

I knew something wrong with him. Yeah, it's funny now. You can fit a whole bob sled in our con. Field there, need him. Feel de'erang. Get on up. It's Madonna fucking died. Cool la means. Yeah.

I'd rather fuck John Candy's corpse. It'd feel that's weird. Woo! I'm cooking now. I knew this to get you going right there. And we're having you got tips to a tree yet? I'm sorry. great. Don't say sorry.

All right. James, come on. Show some respect for Nick Pizzuzo and Corey Funky Wunky. Funky monkey. So,

uh, Bunkie. Uh, what has? Those PG tips. It was a Johnny Vegas ad from 30 years ago or he had a sock puppet

monkey. And it was for like, cup of tea monkey and it's just very funny Ben Miller play the monkey

but who cares so three it's true it's great TV show as well it really is we're not doing it justice

but what you think about the whole like you know um to have a talk with the kids yeah

and like you know Marty's very uncomfortable with it you know yeah and he's kind of like keeping one eye on the TV

because he's watching the game he's watching the game and they have to sit down with the daughter or be like why are you drawing pictures of gangbangs? You know gangbangs are bad

they say shut up and the wife already agrees at her you know slides against Woody yeah that's right all the holes sticking together yeah yeah and then the daughter's like Pfizer's good and Woody's like you're a little horn

god damn it so they find some I find a church with weird paintings yeah like a half burnt down church yeah and a lot of like references to Carcosa the king in yellow all right and then does that late

that leads them to the episode three with the Revival Baptist Church My man, your main as well Shea Wiggum. Shea Wigam. I did not appreciate Shea when I first saw this show. He's fantastic. He's great. He deserves he should be bigger and everywhere. Yeah. It's season

four with Shea Wigam. And just that. Yeah. Kind of like, you know, the clumps. It's Shea Wigam and Black Jesus from Cool Running Solving Primes together. Yeah, Bob's that. So now we're going to do a bit that we love now

And that's the whole like, you know, Russ Borrowes the lawnmower He's kind of become friendly with the wife now Played by, what's her name again? Michelle Monaghan. Michelle Monaghan. Oh yeah, that makes sense, yeah. Michelle Monaghan, she's good, she's okay, in it?

She's good, yeah, she's very good, yeah. She's very good. I'd say better. I'd say she's the best thing to ever happen to Monaghan. Easy, easy there. Yeah, all of our pubs and, like, like shops.

They're all called Michelle Monaghan. Michelle Monaghan's pharmacy. Michelle Monaghan's fish and chip shop. Her face is plastered all over the county.

She's never been, of course, but you know. We'll get her someday. We'll kidnap her. Anyway, so we have the great scene where like cuts the lawn and Martin. It's another scene I mentioned

Marty like is incensed by this because he can't handle the idea of like someone like... Just a man coming over. Russ coming over in his big pickup truck and mowing the lawn. wearing his wife beater

with his tight muscle body and it makes you sick but also you like it and you shouldn't like it and Woody has a real kind of like baby face in it a real like you know don't do that

he's very and it's it is just a pure impotent rage because really you can't get angry at someone for doing you a favour but he's like nobody catch my lawn but me who stay the fuck away from my lawn I want to bring my wife that's one thing

But don't you touch the scratch He goes full fucking King of the Hill on it Yeah, it's great Very funny You know, it's one of the few moments of like You know Actual funny stuff It's always Woody Harrelson

That's bringing it kind of That's what the show needed I think It takes itself way too seriously at times You need a bit more levity But you know Exactly yeah Well actually it kind of leads a little bit To another very funny scene

That I know you enjoy now So they go on a double date they're trying to normalize and try to like make Rust a family man it's like Rust is a little project you know yeah and they try yourself a double date they go out

of course on the date Marty meets Alexander Adario Oh she's there with some fella Yeah and it's funny because he like Marty's me like well you want me to get divorced and marry you which is like no Yeah and then she goes off and Marty's incensed by this

And then he shows up that night Remember that? So funny I think he actually drives over a bike Yeah, he's really drunk He like crashes the car He gets out Just kind of kicks up on the door And he bursts in

And just starts attacking the guy Which I like the guy, by the way He's a real brino, too old guy It's not a Oh Yeah He's like, did you suck her dick Is what?

He like grabs him And he just like Did she suck your dick? only a little bit. And he goes, it's great. It's very funny. It's a wonderful scene. I love that guy,

by the way. He's so good, yeah. It's a very lovely scene there. And what happens next then? We're really kind of not going in on like the crimes and stuff. We'll get to that a minute. It's like the fun stuff.

Okay. Yeah. Have your dessert first. So your stomach's all weird when you eat your broccoli. Well, actually, this is a, well, kind of leads in another bit there. So there's a bit in it that I kind of felt like

is a little bit. bit kind of like a video game where there's like a kind of side quest but it's worked to who gives a fuck when Rust goes undercover I'll help you but you got to help me on this mission right now and it's like

lock and low let's go and they hop on the speedboat and you know yeah it's funny it's like guess what I was going to do a really cool thing right there but one of the guys is sick

so you got to hop on and join in and then they have to go he's taking a mental health day so it's on you. He's got postpartum depression. So they have to go in and it's a really good scene. Oh, it's a great scene, very tense.

Like, so they have to basically, it's with an old biker gang that Rust used to, like, when he was undercover, he was in the bike. Yeah, he was crash. Yeah, he was crash. And like, the first thing you do, they make him, like, snored a bunch of crystal

and, you know, and, you know, he's got some tendencies already, so. But, yeah, so they... It's like when someone gives me half a biscuit. And then you're just sucking off people for crack rocks In an hour's time, you know I need a jambi dodger quick Yeah, so they go, him and his biker gang

They go into the projects Kind of like, you know, kind of like Atlanta, kind of like, you know, Memphis type You know, what would you, like, crunk Crunk, I think that's the bit Crunk, you know, Trap House, Kronk and Trap House, you know, that deep Like Black South Chaffo Trap House. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but so they're going to

ghetto to, you know, steal drugs from these dealers and then all hell breaks loose and it turns into a big, it's a big, like, kind of like, as you said, video game kind of action set piece. It's a kind of a, what's the term? Like a one take. It's a one take, one long take, yeah. Sometimes a one take, it feels very like, this is one take. Yeah. Ain't we fucking mental? Yeah. Like, uh, we know that 1917 movie. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt a little bit like, you know, oh, it's a, look at that. Whoa. we're going crazy here yeah we're like a good one take

like you know like bird man yeah you're kind of invested in bird man and the plot and you guys go long periods you're kind of not really thinking it's like oh like you know it's tense and it's cool yeah yeah yeah and the same with this

you're thinking about the action and all that that's one of those things you're not really concentrating on the long take you're just like oh no there's black people look out rescue Bacconi that's that's what it is you're right well it's interesting so they shot that it was a big big undertaking and they did like

seven take and got just right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Nick Pizzuso was a little bit like, maybe you should cut it up a bit. Why? He was a bit like, is a little bit shal-offy. Okay.

And, you know, they're like, nah, let's go for it. That's weird that he would even have that impulse because he really strikes me as like, it fucking rocks, dude. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah. Maybe it was like,

does it distract from the writing. Maybe. People are like, that's cool directing. He's like, what? What? Yeah. Well, he wrote it. Oh!

I wrote it. How do you think the guy who actually wrote it feels? If I'm this upset, he must be incensed. You're a disrespectful pig? But yeah. I'll be honest with you. My mind just wandered for a second there. Okay.

Completely unrelated. Go. Oh, not even do this. I just thought, like, you know, Gary, my friend Gary. I just thought I want to text him there and ask him to switch shifts with me. All right, good. I don't remember. Was that episode four?

It's been a while since I've re-watched this now. Gary makes me snort some crystal Now, okay, so again So let's get back to the thing people care about Right, right, right, right. What was your point? Well, I was kind of going to take that moment To maybe go into

Maybe we'll do it at the end, though Just sort of the allegations of plagiarism And the real life influences What do you have to say about it? I haven't done that much research Because I don't want to burst my bubble Okay, okay Well, they're just

Have you done much research? Not really, but you know, okay, so you probably know more to me though well there is like actual there was articles that came out because there's one that one monologue in particular when they're in the car and rust is talking about how

consciousness is a misstep human evolution blah blah blah we should walk in hand in hand into oblivion that's apparently pretty much taken you know word for word chopped and changed from a sci-fi writer called Thomas Pigelli or something oh I've heard this yeah his book is

called conspiracy against the human race. And so you know, like whatever, obviously he's talking about Nietzsche and philosophy and all that shit. So obviously he's referencing that stuff, but this is kind of like, this is a not too well-known author that he sort of took his

idea and, you know, got all his praise for it. I never even alluded to the fact that this was an idea presented by another person. Then when he was confronted whether he can, it's like, no, that's bullshit. Yeah, that's what I mean. The books are gay. This is awesome. It's the response.

Now, I tell you what, would have been funny now. Not funny, but even actually would have worked, I think, for the character as well. Like, even just a little thing where Marty goes to Russ's house and he sees some books. Sees a book, yeah. And it's a conspiracy against you. That's the little thing right there. That's all you'd need. Marty reads it.

It's not even like, it's like that makes sense. A character like him would read something and he was like, kind of sewn into his head and you'd be like, like, oh, like that and just start repeating nonsense. Like, Russ is the kind of guy that would just like, I imagine when he was doing coke, he'd just be spout. and Bible verses. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, okay, so that was kind of like the big, quote-unquote plagiarism, you know, scandal that the creator was faced with. But you look at the show Red Riding, the Channel 4 trilogy of, like,

it was a British miniseries that was adapted from four books. There's a lot of shit, like there's so many similarities. It's actually, it's very strange if it wasn't, you know. Actually, I need to go back and watch Red Riding. Red Riding is great I watched Red Riding when it came out and I watched True Detectives

like basically like a fucking month after it came out Red Riding came out like 2009 so your little teenage mongo braid wouldn't have appreciated it I was like

Where's Dr. Hose? Why's Patty Considine so sad? You know it's interesting Ridley Scott was going to direct Red Riding No American adaption It wasn't actually set in like Albuquerque or something weird

I don't know what the fuck Me Alkirky is like that was a need coming up with that's been breaking bad but it's something like you know you're going to say in like Tennessee

or something like that I'm thinking like and then yeah they still got the accent still Sean B but Red Riding is fantastic it's you know

set in Yorkshire it's very grim and depressing so many fantastic like British character actors are in it it's really enjoyable funny of set in New York City

yeah just like doesn't make any sense at all but like the whole thing of like you know the you know the rich property developers

or in illusion with the cops and stuff's getting hushed away and so look there's a lot of similar like you know there's women that turn up like she has a dead body turns up she has swan wings like stitched onto her back so the the antler is on the head you know there's just kind of like little comparisons you go back and forth back and forth there's a lot of similarities then there's also the real life cases that inspired this show that your man has been pretty upfront about he's taken, you know, so he's just kind of taken all of these outside things,

put them all together, synthesized it, and the outcome is very good and very enjoyable, but it is a highly derivative bit of work, you know? I do think it is like a very competent show, with sprinkles of that, which is not much like actual, like, layers of like, what's it all I mean? I remember I was saying like people were disappointed that? It literally

didn't end with like Kutulu rise from the earth and a thousand years of suffering. See, yeah, because I have no like I don't know fuck all about like Lovecraft like you know the world of his

Lovecraft work you know blah blah blah You know what Lovecraft to me is kind of like Prince Okay Where I'm sure it's very good

He could suck his own dick Yeah Right I'm sure it's very good I just haven't listened That much Prince Yeah yeah yeah And with Kutulu now

I've read some I've some experience About lovecraft Okay Yeah yeah I don't really get it But that could be my fault But a lot of people

I love get it and they put loads of lovecraft. Like Alan Moore for example. Loves like history lovecraft. He has loads of lovecraft shit. He did like a few graphic novels that are very heavily influenced by it. Right. Right. And I just don't get the, I don't like

the fact there's no real rules. Because it's cosmic horror and the whole point is like it's crazy. So it's just like yeah like demons coming up out of the earth and you know. Yeah. So it's not like. Interracial marriage and just the craziest shit you could think of. It's ironic. It's ironic because HP Lovecraft himself

you know him he wasn't exactly you know he was literally the original in cell how so well I mean his cat was called the N word really yeah okay and like he was weird like he's very much like I didn't know that kind of like a Republican who hates gays in a way where like his mother dressed him up

like a girl for like the first like 10 years of his life oh my god it was like no you're a girl when when was he born I don't know 1930 something right right so yeah you really couldn't get away with that back then you're a girl he said, my mother, I don't believe I am. Oh, it's not the time and the place, mother.

But he was very, like, against, like, black people and a lot of stuff like that. I love his, like, literally, like, a lot of stuff was like, you know, the evil demons. It was, like, immigrants. Right. That was, like, the cosmic horror. Oh, wow. So there's a real, like, racist component. Yeah, if I do, if I remember correctly.

So is that why Jordan Peel had that show called Lovecraft Country? It's basically his way of saying racist country. Well, I, that is probably another reason for her right there. Because he's talked about race before. I'm not sure if you've... I didn't pick up in that. I watched all of Key & Peel. I didn't get any of those sketches.

You know the sketch for Obama talks people differently? I don't know what's going on there. I don't like it. I don't care for it. It's like Dick Cheney didn't look like that. I know he was with the bullshit minutes. It was just a funny comparison.

All right. What was I going to say? Joe Biden? That's not as funny. Anyway, that's more sad. Yes. Now let's get back to the show. But again

I've mentioned all those influences but it doesn't take away from the enjoyment It's a great show The two lead performances are fantastic Oh I will say though I'm not a mad fan of Lovecraft I did very much enjoy The John Carpenter movie

I believe it's called something like The Mout of Madness It's Sam Neal Oh yeah And it's a very good movie We're basically just kind of like Stephen King style horror writer has disappeared

and the agency the book publisher hires the detective to go find him and it gets very weird and strange and surreal and it's a lot of like Sam Neal being like

oh what that you know like calm down calm down what like he's like him going like full on 11 just going mentally and I enjoyed that quite a lot right that's interesting

I've never heard of that I would recommend that it's like nice to forgotten carpenter movie because it kind of came out in the 90s you know when his star was fading yeah yeah

now was this before after the people under the stairs I think after Oh okay Oh oh I have a point My point was Remember I was saying people Disappointed about

Like it didn't go full Supernatural Yes There was other people They're disappointed They didn't go fully Into the whole Pido side of things

Yes Where it didn't literally end them Going like I gotta call my client H Clinton Yeah it didn't end like that You know

I'm having an old friend For dinner Yeah I'm just Bill Clinton shows up With his saxophone and a sixer of lone star beer. Let's party, man. Let's do it.

But yeah, so the whole kind of like the rich elite pedophile thing because there's a little like 20 minute vice documentary called The Rail True Detective I've never seen it. On YouTube. It's definitely worth a watch. It talks about this very small Baptist church of only like 30 people, but like they were doing weird rituals. They were molest in children.

animal sacrifices all this crazy shit it was in Louisiana well also people like when you talk about child sex stuff they mean you think like oh I mean this ghost is a very very top like this is literally like the Pope and Bill Gates and fucking you know John Candy oh

oh oh oh oh working together here right and imagine being a paedophile and your surname is candy that is a gift from the god nose you gotta use what the good Lord gave you am I right Yeah But all this stuff

Is literally just like Is all these small dictators Like a guy who's like You know The big wig in the fuck He like he ran the local cheese factory All right Yes

And you know He somehow started a cult with like nine people Yeah And like just fucked He was the king of that Like it's all these very little small Islands of Pio's you know But then you kind of zoom out

And you have the whole Jeffrey Epstein one Yeah And then the whole The islands all spell out the word Epstein You know what I was like like the constellation

the stars I think another case that sort of influences the show more so on the so that kind of that little case I mentioned there

that sort of is a good like that's the inspiration word like the weird characters what's like the hill Billy retard who's banging his own Mike flowers

with me what was his name again I can't remember now oh fuck yeah but you know the guy I mean he was mowing the lawn yeah the lawnmower man

yeah he was the green-eared man Yes, so he's like the kind of weird hillbilly, incest, disgusting freak. That's what that case was sort of. But then there's another case called the Franklin Scandal. Yes. And that has to do with like, you know, a child prostitution ring in like Washington. Like it was started in Omaha, Nebraska, but they were flying fucking like child prostitutes to like DC. Like there were there were accounts of like underage male escorts in the White House.

house with this like this guy called Craig Spence so the kind of that's another like big case it's kind of like the Epstein case of the 80s I've seen that thing where like I'm sure there's one for Democrats as well but there's a whole thing about like list of Republican senators

who are literally accused like have been convicted paedophiles yeah big long list you know especially those guys well those real conservative church guys yeah yeah yeah like there's a lot is going on yeah well Craig Spence he was like you know CIA said he was in the Republican Party

huge anti-gay like you know he had like the worst one of the worst records for voting against gay rights and he was secretly gay having sex with teenage guys it's funny I was such a stereotype and the guys the fellas keep letting us down you know

the fellas keep getting found in the stall you know yeah yeah he literally was he was arrested trying while he was like a very prominent politician he was just in an airport in Milwaukee trying to jack off some guys in a bathroom. It turned out to be a vice squad.

Again, same with, like, you know, like, certain celebrities who might have been in Pulp Fiction, you know, like, they're like, getting massage and like sticking her ass, but like, come on, please, you know? It's like, these guys have no, like, wait 20 minutes, go to the child sex club. They're like, no, I've got to go now,

just running to the bathroom, just, like, sucking, like, just random things. Yeah. Hope it's a cock. It's, it's like an addiction. It's not just like a predilection. It's like they're addicted and it's, you know, yeah, it's, but, yeah,

So there's a lot of like interesting real life cases that are mirrored in this show that, you know, you can look into if you want. Again, it's a sprinkle though. Yes. It's not like they actually like, I think. See, I have no issue with being influenced by real world events. It's more so. I even just say mention the word Franklin scandal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, it's similar to the Franklin scandal. I have one that, you know, the cops in the 2012 would be like, yeah, you know, we're investigating. Could have connections to the Franklin scandal. That's it. And that's something that like most people won't get. You got, you're going to fall off your chair. I will, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I thought it was horny when exhaled drandra dradario. I can't even say her caught name right. But anyway, here, what's... We're an hour in... We're an hour in. And we're literally like episode four. Yeah. Well, let's just power through it.

Yeah, no, I'm not gonna... Oh, okay. We're gonna stop it like. Huh? We're gonna stop it like... We're gonna stop now. Yeah. Why?

Because, like, it's an hour. Oh, right. And we've got stuff to do. We're gonna do a part two, is it? Yeah, of course. Oh, okay, right. Alright This wasn't agreed upon

Yeah you're like Just do a two hour episode And then do another two hours We've only got two more We could just It's not like your time It's precious Brian We could finish it up in ten minutes

No we couldn't All right I think it's funnier To like go part two You know Okay Because I don't want I want to go real long

We've got lots of diversions And Right Keep talking about Gay Republicans Are we doing it tonight Well I thought you We're going to two episodes

Yeah okay Yeah That's all right You're confused Aren't you I am I'm being mean with you now You are.

Yeah. No joke. I'm talking. Yeah, my feelings are very hurt. So is this going to be Patreon and part two is the free one?

I'll decide. That is, I mean, I know you think that's pretty funny, but you know, that could really piss off our tiny, tiny,

minuscule audience. I like how I'm basically 30 people. There's also people who like, I think I change it all. They freak out. Yeah. If you drop some tongue tacks

in the floor, to count it. This will not help. This will push a lot of people over the edge man, yeah. Just flush your pillows on the toilet now. Are we going to stop now then? Yeah, we're going to stop now. I need to get pissed. I need to text people. All right. So I'll be honest you, I've been little distracted. I've had like four texts

to start. You're blowing up. No, but I've got people ask me to do things and people ask me with them. And I'm like, guys, I'm talking about Pitos. We're going to stop now. And that's, uh, I mean... That's like your final words. Hey

So we're going to talk with that Just so you know We can also up other things It's not just X-Files I've been watching X-Files, dude X-Files I was going to watch dirty dancing

Didn't do that Yes Star Trek X-Files and Star Trek Also we're going to talk about Fish Tank last week And we didn't do that Oh yeah

I'll also be reading a new comic called Lovesick Ah well Okay Watch the new Jim Jeffrey Special Did you? Yeah

High and dry How was that? We'll talk about that. We'll talk about that Okay, okay Okay It was not the best No, look

He says can't In a funny voice Yeah, yeah He talks Fanny He's kind of He's one of those Instantly Forgetable special

Like you'll watch it You'll be like Oh yeah And then you forget It straight away Look we ruin Don't don't pooch the spoil Okay

What? So it's like Is that Lovecraftian dialogue Is it Don't pooch the cat Anyway, what? So, guys, good luck. Next week, we'll go even crazier.

Yes. Being True Detective season two. Whoa. You're not ready for that. I'm not, man. I'm not ready, dog. Anyway. Bye.

Goodbye.