Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 19 : We Love Martin Angolo

Episode Date: April 17, 2019

We talk Martin Angolo, John Delaney, BTS, Julian Assange and the #MeToo Movement.

so anyway he punched this down syndrome guy in the face yeah i mean yeah it's like martin and gold what you do and i've heard of punching down but come on oh so we're back oh we're recording yeah okay cool oh we're back i'm leaving that in i'm leaving that in yeah yeah do yeah i'm starting fights like gold yeah canary in the comedy gold yeah i'm starting fights don't care anymore actually before we move on i was telling you like this guy got arrested for sending debt threats in arma okay he was saying detress so what's the name of the australian the new zealand it's like it's not chandler but it's something like okay the like prime minister of new zealand i literally looked up like nine i've no idea i genuinely

don't know it's not chandler bing but something like uh it's like arndirnia arndiherne or something like that okay arndurnd something like that yes well he was sending death threats to her though the pictures of bullets why well it's weird he's like a 19 year old from arama and like he's not even sending, like, at least send debt rest to Irish politicians. Yeah, yeah. But it's all like, it was like Sadie Kahn, like the mayor of London. Okay. It's all like non-white people

around the world. Oh, I see, I see. Yeah, and then he got, it's so weird. I didn't know this would happen, so he got a fine. And now he's been banned from the internet. You can get banned from the internet, completely. Yeah, he's not allowed go on it. That's part of his suspended sentence. So he, like, till the full court case. So it has to be, like, a 500-year fine. Okay,

and then, like, the court case is coming up. So, like, freedom of speech is dead. Wow, yeah. That's really, like, Orwellian, that's, like, your band from the internet? I can't send det threats to Martin Golo now. And if there's one guy who deserves some death threats. I just, like, well, the thing is, like, I have to be sneaky now. So, like, I think he was being a bit too, like, obvious. Yeah, yeah.

He was just sending a picture of bullets, seeing like that. Where now I was thinking you'd have to do with sneaky, where you send him a picture of, like, Buffy to Vampire Slater. Just the words, freedom written in your own blood. It has to be a little bit confusing. You have to decipher that. Yeah, yeah, you can't just be full out, like, just a picture of a gun. A picture of me holding a gun with my talk out.

He can't just send, I can't send Martin Bolo that. It is kind of like where you draw limits on free speech, though, you know? Yeah, that's very scary. Like, I mean, there's one thing about being deplatformed, like Alex Jones was, but then to be completely banned from the internet. Yeah, it is kind of like, you know. How can you enforce that, like? Oh, I don't know.

I think it's just something like just, you can just be on, don't be like, just solitaire. That's, he's going to play solitaire. A loud snake. A minesweeper. It is kind of like, you know those guys who didn't get killed in 1916 and got sent to kill me in the jail? He had to get shot.

Yeah, it is kind of like that getting your internet taken away from you. Oh. Just you're losing your rights. Oh, I see. It's a fate worse than death. Yeah, for some it would be. What do you have to go back to Playboy? Oh, I don't know.

But like, he's 19. Like, we'd all do, like, I'd be honest with you, like, if I was 19, I'm 24 now, but like, if I was 19, and I'd end up with the wrong crowd and I became radicalized by the alt-right I'd be sending death threats to people just like you know like it's all people

it's all losers that's like yeah that's the rain it's the common commonality of it all like people go like why is why why is the old rights up it's because we're all losers

that's what wait is it we so you're really identifying yourself well no I'm trying my best not to be like I could very easily be dead down that path and maybe I still will if this podcast doesn't go well but like

Well, you're already getting on the right track, threatening Martin on Golo. Yeah, well, like, you know, it's kind of like, you know, doll privilege. No. Okay, well, doll privilege is a thing where if you're, if you're questioning someone, if it's doll committee, okay, so say if someone did something dodgy. So a great example will be, it's not John Mullaney. I think it is John Delaney. John Delaney. Yeah.

Is it, who's Malaney? John Mullaney is the comedian from SNL. Yeah, I don't think he's crooked. No. but that I know of. I don't think he's a rapist, allegedly. That's how someone who doesn't know how to use allegedly properly. You're innocent, allegedly.

But yeah, so this John Watts's his fuck cunt. John Delaney. Delaney, okay. F-A-I? So he's involved in the F-A-I, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he has been accused of some dodgy dealings involving money, okay? So where, let's say, like, 10,000 euro ended up in his pocket where it shouldn't have.

Right. all right okay and that's a big deal so in a doll committee they can ask them things that in other places would be defamation oh but because but they have the doll privilege where they um they can ask them things just and don't have to worry about any kind of legal repercussions okay i think we should have that oh just this podcast just this podcast okay i'm on board for that yeah yeah where i should just be literally able to say whatever the fuck i want without any kind of kind of like i should just be able to docks people i just feel like we kind of can do that right now we there's a certain anonymity that comes with uh nobody listening that won't last much longer no we're gonna we're about to blow up actually speaking of john deliney okay it's interesting because even dull privilege might be affected by this new stuff okay right because you know angela kerns no well she's some silly sausage uh she's some dumb cunt that got like a hole yeah okay she's some silly

silly lady and she was involved in the rehab group okay and the rehab group was a thing a while ago it's like a charity i think it taught like it teaches like um i think it teaches like handicaps how to be like how to like um how to spell or like uh doter taxes it's like okay it teaches like people with i think it's tuberculosis or tobole something like tuberculosis yeah it's people polio or something like i don't know i don't know the facts by anyway so she was involved Allegedly. Yeah, she was allegedly a member of this charity, okay? Okay.

This group, this organization. But then it turned out that she was paying herself more wages than the President of America. Wow. Yeah, she was giving herself more money than the T-Shuck than everyone, okay? And then they had a dull committee to investigate this and had Mary Lou McDonnell, you know, head of Sinn Féin. Yeah, yeah. The New Jerry, as people are calling it. Okay.

And then she asked questions, and when she asked questions, they were really tough. she was asking her like a lot of tough questions he's also been a little like a little sly you know a little bit like rickles in his day a little bit you know like uh she didn't pull no punches all right okay and then afterwards the angela kerns that that fucking yoke right she tried to kill herself afterwards all right okay which you know oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but she survived so allegedly allegedly so because of that, I think she countersued the state. Oh. And now it's like, they have to apologize for being too mean asking her questions. Oh, wow. Okay.

So now, uh, they had this thing for John Delaney. Yeah. And then he just keeps bringing up Andrew the Cairns. Why? He's just like, oh, you know, I better not be left alone. I've got a whole box of having it all here. He literally, he literally was like,

he's like, oh, I'd like to ask, answer all these questions, but I can for legal reasons and may I remind you Angela Cairns so there we're just kind of like I swear to God if you're mean to me

I'm going to do it I'm going to do it I swear and he's like holding like yeah he's holding like pills like they were literally asking questions

in his legal team he can't don't ask him that and he like shows him like fake self-harm scarring I'm deep I'm a troubled soul yeah

so um was something to Martin O'Golo then yeah it all ties back yeah so like all the safe is what I'm saying yeah if he could come after us if we say anything mean about him he'd come after us and then like

we'd just try to kill ourselves yeah and then he tries to kill it really is a stalemate then he tries to kill himself then we try to kill ourselves like okay check mate and then we just leave and we never do a gig again

we yeah well you know what that's one thing that the Irish comedy needs we need like like hip hop Hip-hop has a lot of little real publicised beefs. Seeing comedy, everybody hates everybody, but nobody's willing to admit it, you know what I mean? Everybody bitches about everybody behind their back.

Like, the amount of people I know, they'll bitch up in the car with me about people for two hours straight. Yeah. But then they won't say it on a podcast. No, no. So, like, who's the shardtton? You know, who's the real cunt?

Yeah. Me? No, I don't think so. Yeah. And also, like, we start at war with Canarying a coal mine. Yeah, yeah. obviously they're going to win Oh absolutely

They've already won We are This is like This would be the one time Where like Martin and Juror could punch down at us And everyone would be like Yeah good Like I made a joke to start

About Martin and Goal punching a Down syndrome Yeah We are those Down syndrome We are yes The metaphorical Down syndrome Children of Irish comedy I bet you know Martin would be

He'd draw your attention And then Juror He's like the He's like the old assassin The Ace and the Whole He's the ace in the hole. As we pay attention to Martin Gould's well-crafted jokes, Gerard just comes by and just knifes us.

He slits our throats. Little finger style, deep down we tank him. Oh, speaking of legal stuff. Yes. Well, Julian Assange. Yeah. Yeah. Arrested.

Yeah, well, why do you think about that? Well, I was more surprised by that very fetching beard he's growing. and he's rocking a real David Letterman look post-eaterman after he fucked his secretary and he just kind of like he gave up for like

a few years after then he retired yeah yeah but like it is a bit mad like just to lay that the whole story okay

the whole twisted which I wanted to do research about this for the podcast so I try to watch that Benedict Cumberbatch film oh yeah did you watch that no I didn't watch that

but I did watch the documentary we steal secrets I wish I watched a document change instead that was really good the film was boring and they tried to like visually represent him hacking

in a really dumb way where it's like him like wandering around like dream space like trying to steal papers yeah it was like it was gay so anyway

okay so basically happens he was in a cult or something he was in a cult I think he was like in a hacker group he started off in a hacker group I think his mother oh really she grew up in like a compound children of the soil or something

Yeah, I don't think it was like, when I say cult, people get the idea of, like, you know, Kool-Aid and, you know, I'm taking on the burden of sex, you know, that kind of stuff, okay? But it was, I think it was more just like in a hippie-dippy kind of shape. Right. Right. And then that in Australia. Okay, I guess. So anyway, he became a hacker.

He joined up with some other guy who, I think, was the villain in Captain America Civil War. Oh. Okay. In the movie, anyway. Okay. All right. But that's not in real life. Don't get confused again, Jane.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so then they released the secrets. You ever watch some of the videos they released? Yeah, of like the... The soldiers killing... Yeah, the fighter pilots are like, they just unload... Like, they're in a helicopter or whatever,

and they just like start shooting this huge regime gone at civilians, and the whole... I was like, Bullseye! I got that, motherfucker! Yeah, they're having fun, like... Yeah, they're really enjoying them, so... You're really... They're swinging it, like, you know, I'm joining Knoxville, and this is killing civilians.

Yeah, so then Bernard Manning... who is now Chelsea Manning was she released these videos. Wait, Bernard Manning. Wait, do I say Bernard Manning? Wait, Bernard Manning is the racist comedian, really? Yeah, that's right. Oh, man.

Bloody outlookit of all these American soldiers are up to the dirty bastard. Well, it's Chelsea Manning now. Chelsea Manning, but what was... What was her dead name? Dead name, yeah. With dead name, it sounds like detonate. I can't believe it said Burdenat.

Bradley, I think it was. Bradley, that's... Bradley Cooper, Bradley Manning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's, that's, uh, that's all, you know. So what's the sound director for? Is it the rape charge?

Well, he got, he was, like, investigated for a rape charge, but I think nearly everyone agrees that that's false. That that was like, you know, some false, just like, you know. The Americans just stuck a bit of cum and some girl, just to, just to trick everyone, you know? Which had been known to do before. Allegedly. That's what happened to Louie.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, the Americans tricked him and taken his dick out. Yeah. yeah but anyway um so he released the videos uh they fake the rape charge loudly or maybe he didn't like if he if he was a rapist i wouldn't be too surprised but yeah well like that's not really the the main point okay no like rapists go on and continue to work in yeah what what they really want him for is the fact that he released all this very sensitive information yeah yeah so then he hid out in ecuadorian embassy yeah it's like he's got some kind of uh some kind of ecuorian heritage

okay yeah okay so he hid out there for like seven years yeah and uh pamela and visited him. That's right. He was banging Palm Anderson. Yeah, which is funny, because you see a lot of these just brain dead cunts. They try to make jokes about a stand, but they only know what the Pamela Anderson thing. Yeah, yeah. So it's just like Kimmel and them going like, hey, what, hey,

I bet he had a Baywatch. And they're like, fuck off, you retard. Pamela Anderson is 100% right in this scenario. See the tweet she sent afterwards? Oh, well, she was going like the UK's America's little bitch. Oh. Yeah, she was sending, it's all it's all proper stuff

and she was one step away from like sending like debt threat sending the picture to Trump which is like a bullet going like you're next it'd be funny if she went full

she's full terrorist yeah yeah she like carries out suicide mom just hail a dying I'll be ready I'll be ready

her and the half has a lot just going like the White House yeah so he was in Assange in the Ecuadorian embassy yeah

chilling out for Wai had a cat and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. And then I hear different reports. I feel like a lot of these are just like right wing media. Like someone was saying that like he was skateboarding around in the office. I'm not joking. Like that someone said that.

Pustle of the daily mail, like, apparently like, oh, Jesus. The guy he in charge of the Ecuadorian embassy was like, he was a bloody menace. He was such a nuisance. He was skateboarding. He'd leave his underwear out for days. Just like in his room blast an ACD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. way to him

and then someone else said that he was rubbing shit on the walls the Daily Mail said that I really don't oh actually no no sorry the star said that I know because they went through that so Julius Saunch had been arrested

it's a big story yeah the star goes with the headline whiffy leaks oh for fucks because in their world they rubbed shit on the walls

in their riders room they have a table of Harvard riders like the early days of the sims just crafting these perfect. What about we feel like

bloody genius? Yeah. I think the papers I listen to this I don't know what her name is. She's some Muslim lady. Okay. Quite an inflection on the word Muslim there.

Yeah, yeah. Some Muslim lady. You know what? Honestly, I don't know if she's, I don't know if she is Muslim, so I was a bit like, no, if she isn't, she should be. Anyway, okay, look, well, she was, I think her name's Ash. Okay. But she was saying like the

paper should be held to a higher responsibility. I would agree with that, yeah. I think it is, like, the paper should take some responsibility for, like, just a mass retardation of the British people. Absolutely.

Just 50 years of those kind of headlines. Yeah. Like, you ever see the one when, I think it was Theresa May, had a meeting with Angela Merkel? Okay. And the headline was Legs it. Legs it?

Yeah, because they're both wearing dresses. That's for fuck so. And it was like, look at these bitch's legs. A couple of birds. talking about politics what the fuck he's this man yeah you could basically smell the cigarette of the publisher like

you just eating the greggs past it yeah yeah yeah but um but you're right no that's a very good point like those just it is just like mass retardation they are the British people it's basically they're basically doing what people say chem like chemtrails or fluoride does to people

this is actually real like yeah they're pumping printable shite into your head and Rupert Murdoch's laughing all the way to the bank but the only thing we can do is cut off his arms page three as well like isn't that just insane like a nationally you know nationally purchased publication is this good like you flick open the next page

there's a pair of teeth yeah lovely that's what everybody needs with like a horrible like I just imagine like the London bombing 7 7's like how depressing like oh lovely pair of briskles yeah which like wasn't it like Like, some of them, like, they were not, they were not 16. Oh, yeah, that was the age.

16? Yeah, yeah. I know. It's like child porn. They were like, they were like, the idea of a builder going like, I got everything I want. I got, I got underage tits,

some bad puns, and a bit of racism. Perfect. This is what I need on the site. And the footy results in the back. Oh, Jesus Christ. But anyway, yeah, so they went with the headline Whiffy leaks. And now there's this big thing about, like, what's going to happen to him? Yeah.

England are being... Anderson's right. Like, there are being little bitches. So, like, they're saying they won't deport him to America, but they definitely will deport him. Yeah, yeah. And then America's going to push for, like, basically what it did to poor old Chelsea Manning, not Burger Man. I guess so. That's probably, like, speaking of mass retardation, I clearly...

That's what... Dead naming is one thing, but you confuse a transgender woman with a racist... It's so funny because, like, oh, Burnman would hate that. Yeah, yeah, true. The only way you get worse of, like, it was a black transgender. Then, like, Burned Manning proper just, like, explode. His corpse would explode. Yeah, he'd just be spinning in his grain.

Yeah, what was the saying? Oh, yeah, so, like, they threw her in a hole. Wait, what? They're basically solitary confinement. Pamela Anderson's been arrested. No, no, no. Oh, Chelsea Manning, yeah. The sexier of the two.

Oh, yeah. I don't say that. No, I've literally... Pamela Anderson was my sexual awakening. Really? Four years old watching Baywatch. Yeah. She's still very attractive.

Oh, absolutely. And she's so much smarter than people give her credit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because people have this whole sexist thing, but just because she's a dame... Yeah, well, like, you know, she's kind of like...

She was always marketed as the ditsy blonde with big tits, but she's a lot shrewder than you imagine. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's because she's smart. Yeah, like, it's kind of... She plays the character. You can't really... exist in that kind of

world without you know being a bit clever look at Farrah Fosset she died Pamela Anson didn't you know why brains bigger tits yeah big brains bigger tit yeah are they plastic yeah she got fake tits

I was thinking if she put a load of like what's the stuff that Ra used what's the stuff that made the not cellulite Semtex Stuck stuck a little of Semtec in a pussy and then

blew Trump's handoff so yeah so what we're Tyra Chelsea Manning yeah she was in a

fucking hole yeah she's had a really rough time yeah like the street like a

fucking dog basically yeah because she revealed things that are actually true yeah

it'd be different if she revealed something that turned out it was a lie like it was anti-American like propaganda

or something like that but it's true it's true yeah it's 100% true so what now

now what happened what's happening with Julian Assange Like what's the... I don't know It's a rough life I was thinking to be cool though Okay Because you know what he's in there

For seven years Yeah If that whole time He's been getting jacked Oh and it just comes out Shredded Yeah just shreds So like

You know the way It's kind of like A superhero movie Okay so imagine this The police got the call I gotta go in again They're sick of a skateboarding Yeah

Yeah And rubbing the shit on the walls And throwing water balloons And passers by Yeah yeah Take them dude Yeah okay So the police go in

And it's all kind of like quiet They're pointing their going guns around going like, where are you a son? And then they're like, what is that? And the light goes off. It's like flashing. So you know the way in the dark night rises, it's like, it's flashing.

And every time he flashes, Julius Sondry's a bit closer. Yeah, yeah. Like a straw. And literally he grabs a UK police officer and rips him in half. So his spine, like, hits someone, hits an old lady in the face, okay? And he's just murdering everyone, okay? And it's like complete carnage. Okay.

Hulk, you know, he like bites a man's, like, cock-aw. and Pamela Aniston's there going Get him! Get him! They're tickling. It's like Michael Bay kind of like Yeah, yeah. And like the American flag is burning in the background, okay? So then he like kills him all, right? And then there's like one journalist left.

He's like proper shaking going like, oh, don't kill me. And he goes, I won't kill you. Tell the world what you've seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming for you, Trump. And then he jumps, he grabs Anderson by the hair because she likes that. Yeah. Okay, and he jumps so hard

He goes into space And it's like the end question mark Oh, that's beautiful I would watch that in a heartbeat God, I got excited to think about that I'm so hard Yeah, that's changed So it's depressing, like there's no

So far we don't know what happens We'll keep you updated Yeah, yeah Be sure to come here For all of the Julian Assange information It's funny because we'll probably be probably released a week after Yeah, yeah probably

then he'll be assassinated. He did, yeah. But then he'll have had one of those accidents. Like, you know that guy, is it Frank Kelly or David Kelly? One of them is Father Jack. Frank Kelly was Father Jack. Okay, I think it's David Kelly. He was the British.

You know the guy who, like, he, well, he didn't he tripp and he slit his wrist? Was that what it was? Well, he went down into the woods and... And what was the thing that he leaked, the fact that there was no weapons of mass destruction in that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he just had a little accident. He went jogging in the woods And you know yourself

You fell on a tweed You know yourself You just release government secrets And you go for a little jog Okay And then you trip And you accidentally like Hit a pine cone

And that slits your wrists In like nine different places And you shoot yourself And then he somehow Also after he died He cut his own leg off Yeah That's why you know

You got to stay safe Stay indoors That's why I don't exercise Yeah But um I don't let's change the subject Something better You were in Amsterdam

I was in Amsterdam And then I haven't talked to you about this because I want to keep this fresh. Yeah. Well, what? He was with your mother. It was. Well, see, my brother lives in Amsterdam, so my mom wanted to go visit him. How else he do in Amsterdam? He just lives and works there. He just really likes it.

And I can see why Amsterdam is gorgeous. Really? Such a beautiful city. The architecture is amazing. See, I'd be worried a bit too commercialized the stage because a lot of retards go there. Well, yeah, but we kind of stayed away from, like, the red light district and, like, the big main coffee shops and all. I'll go to an nicer spot because imagine those places are all like kind of football

that's going like Exactly Yeah Like that No we didn't encounter any of that Because my brother Like he lives there He knew the best places to go

Yeah that's cool But so yeah Like halfway through Like the second day My brother was just getting More and more And he was like Okay you know what

We need to make a stop Because like the whole time Like we're just asking Where do we go now Where do we go now He was getting more And he's getting more pissed off It's like right

We need to stop off So we stopped off in a fucking coffee shop where they you know you smoke weed or whatever my brother's a big smoker obviously I smoke a lot of weed myself but it was just really the whole thing was very uncomfortable to be sitting there

with my mother smoking a joint yeah did she she took a little drag of it yeah yeah but you know I have to hand it to her she was pretty like chlax about the whole thing and even when she took a hit of it she was like yeah it's fine like you've definitely smoked it before oh yeah she's like this is weak shit

yeah pass the pipe motherfucker mother please he's like is crack or nothing did you go to the red light district

yeah we went and fist to the prostitute together no we didn't go to the red light that would be a fun no that would have been

horrible mother son I thought it funny okay a little bit you could have done alright you can still do this

on stage okay is um so it's you and your mother walking around and you see like a prostitute okay

you take out some money he goes hey ma look I'm giving money to charity and then the prostitute be like my name not charity, my name Helga

and you're like, shut up! And then my mother hit her a slap. Talk to my son that way! Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right off in the sunset. Yeah, no, it was weird. I don't know, weird. Like, I wouldn't, I didn't really enjoy smoking weed

with my mother, like, you know. I couldn't like it. I'm an anxious kind of smoker anyway, like, so... That'd be my idea of a nightmare. Yeah, kind of, I was very on edge and it was like a little dingy place and they were like playing real, like, loud, hard house dance music.

And like, other people in the cafe were looking over like what the fuck is going on like you know it was uh it was uncomfortable i i feel like i could go but like i've done this bit on stage but like for me the main selling point people always go like oh they can get weeds yeah yeah but like you can do that you can literally do that almost everywhere yeah from carrow there's no prostitutes in caro at the moment oh yeah yeah i know i checked there

just for the crack because i was going i was going to compare prices to Amsterdam. Has they emigrated? Well, I think it's funny the idea of like a prostitute going like, yeah, I will suck dick for money. But not in Carlin. Not in Carlin. I've got some dignity. I couldn't do.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You know, some of the, like, um, because I've paid for sex in the past, I'll just think about this recently. So, like, some of the girls I've paid for sex way, okay, and I always go for, like, people, like, you only go for cheap ones because, like, there might be something crooked going on. So you go for, like, the nice, expensive

of kind of Irish ones. Yeah. And some of the girls you pay for sex with like, and that's just them making their choice, you know? Yeah. And it's them just they're trying

to pay for her law degree. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, they are. Oh, no, yeah. Every single one of them. Yeah, no, they're... Every single prostitute is,

paying for her law degree. Every single one, they're escorts. They're all paying the past... Matt Locke was a hooker. Yeah, they're all paying the past apart. All the, um... Just name, name a judge Tito. Oh, was the Asian judge in the OJJ's.

Oh, Ito. Yeah, he was a hooker. He was, yeah The one of the best But I was just thinking It'd be so funny Like the idea of like Years from now

I'm in court for something Like let's say I'm in court For like sending debt threats To Martin Golov Okay And I'm like Oh no I'm in trouble here Now look up with the judge

I'm like Wait a minute I paid you to piss on me 30 years ago And now you're Judge That's mad And she's like

Yeah it is Guilty Death by hanging Yeah She brings back the debt penalty Just for you For one only.

Oh well, you know, what are the prostitutes like? Are they... They're good. You're trying to cut back on weed. I'm trying to cut back on hookers. Okay. We should swap. Do an old switcher-room? Like Fricky Friday. Oh, you know. They're women. Yeah. Some of them.

Do you pay extra or not? Are they... What's the... I haven't paid for sex in ages. Last time paid for sex, I think it was like... It was some New Year's party or, no, it was a Christmas party, I think. Yeah. And I had a bit of money and I was kind of like, it was either on MDMA or something. And I had a bit of time to kill.

So I went to pay for sex, 100 euro. Okay. For a half hour. Okay. And then afterwards, I was like, geez, I still got a bit of time away for the bus. So I went back to the same place and got with her friend then. Ah. And then I was like, listen, two isn't a story.

Yeah. But three is a story. so I had sex with her other friends then so I was 300 euro in one day and then I came down the bus and felt like

geez that's a lot of money a lot of money yeah wow so where were they like it do they have a brothel or a hotel

or I don't want to divulge that for me okay fine alright they're in a nice to marry it no they're in the financial

it's the financial district oh okay the IFC yeah that's where the bankers go so you feel powerful you know

yeah unlike that baitman guy, but without the chainsaws. Anyway, Israel. Yeah, let's get into it. Israel and their crazy space program. Speaking of hookers, okay? What about the moon?

Israel landed a spaceship. Well, they tried to land a spaceship on the moon. They crashed, but still, I didn't even know they had a space program. No, neither did I. Do you prove of it? I don't really, I mean, are we going to, yeah, sure. I've got nothing against their space program. I think, um,

fuck it, they should be allowed to go on the moon. Yeah, why not? And, like, obviously, like, if they don't, shouldn't push it. Like, the worst thing, now, now, this, they wouldn't do this, but the worst thing that would happen, I'm sure one of them told about it was if they brought a little Palestinian child up there as well. And then they, like, wait, a little hammer. They, like, cracked his, uh, they cracked his face suit, like, his helmet.

Yeah. And his eyes bugged out, like, in total wreak. And then they do a big star David on the moon. Yeah. And then they freak out all their, like, West Ham fans. Do you see your, uh, West Ham fans? they were caught being racist

The anti-semitic chant Do you want to know what the chant was Go on, I'm saying this in context now Okay And it's not even a good chant You're quoting it was something like You've no foreskin You've no foreskin

Hitler was right This doesn't even rhyme I know, yeah yeah I could come up with a better chant than that Yeah it was like shite Why do you think There's so much racism in football Well it goes back to the fact

That a lot of English people or fucking retards. Do you think... Stupid, ignorant, sausage roll eating fucking retards. Fuck them.

Yeah. Well, can you imagine how bad it'd be if they cancelled? Like, why I was thinking about this,

like, if they, like, a lot of these people, like, literally have no reason to live. No.

Like, their existence is naughty. Yeah. Like, you ever see that documentary is Sunderland till I die. That is literally

just a bunch of people who, like, they should have killed themselves. What they have haven't because of the football like to them football is like what they think a relationship should be where you hate them the whole time yeah but that hatred is what keeps you going and then you batter other cunts you don't like your team even though most time you don't like your team because

they always lose yeah because you're a loser and that rugs off on the team but that's all they have okay all these guys if you took away football for them yeah they would last one day and then look around at their shit lives and it would just be a full race right then like they would immediately start killing anything that looked even vaguely brown. Yes. Yeah. The football is literally only thing that keeps them like on the straight and narrow. No kebab shop would be safe. So when they

go like, oh, anything that they even think seems foreign. Yeah. Megan Markle. Raisins. Yeah. Just everything. They hate raisins because if they're okay, it's something beautiful and green. And then it turns black.

Just like the UK is. He's going, look, look, Tommy Robinson was right. Like, there's such a huge underbelly of racism. Oh, it's, yeah, well, like, Brexit is the primary example, like, you know. But it's, like, totally uneducated, like, not based in fact or reality. They're just, they see some black people on the street. It's like, oh, country's gone to fuck, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. But again, like, they're losers. They've got nothing. Yeah, not like us. We're, uh... At least we realize it. At least we don't watch football. No, no.

I envy their ignorance. I mean, how amazing would it be to not realize what it's worth this piece of shit you are? I suppose it's like, you just drink all the time, and you get in fights to relieve any kind of stress you have. Yeah. And you fuck a few slags, okay? And then, like, you just tell Tommy Robinson, tells you what to take. And then, you know, you hate Jeremy Corbyn.

Yeah. See those soldiers who got caught shooting at pictures of Jeremy Corbyn? Do you see that? No, I didn't hear what that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, he's British soldiers. Like, Tommy Robinson was there going like, well, hey, this is what I'll support the troops. And then, like, they're just firing, like,

in the shooting range, pictures of Jeremy Corbyn with his big fucking, like, middle-aged-looking, what, face. Isn't it, like, you could easily be, like, construed as, like, a death threat, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's hilarious. So, look at the iron, the fucking hypocrisy there, where I can't even send a picture of a bullet to a female politician,

without losing weighting our privileges. But they can literally shoot. Pictures of Jeremy Corbyn. Yeah. And just have a mild like talking to. Just a mile like here, lad. Stop doing that. And you're like, fuck you.

Come about the Jets? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just pretend you don't. You tend to hate them for like two seconds, please. People hate Jeremy Corbyn. They really do. You know, people that have a very staunch anti-immigration views.

You know, he sort of represents their opposition. position like he's trying to say basically you're all racist, the scum. There's a big thing now where you're trying to push that he's anti-Semitic. Yeah, I saw that, yeah, which was bullshit. Well, have you done anything of research in that? Yeah, like, it's just totally unfounded. You know what? It would be like, you know, Russell Brand. Yeah. Russell Brand is a fan of West Ham.

Okay. Now, that would be like me going, like, those West Ham fans sang about Jews and having four skins. Yeah. Their exo gurgle, uh, Russell Brand is anti-Semitic. Ew, no. but I love the Jewish people I met a young Jewish Shitzer took a back to my apartment that I fucking shamed

my kid That's an excerpt from Russell Brand's latest My fucking woke tree Yeah I wonder if Russell Brown's happy anymore No, God on He's too intelligent to be happy I think

Yeah, he's doing a lot Like self-help stuff now But he definitely doesn't believe in that stuff And you know what, it's all kind of like I think he does really yeah he's very he seems very like he's very big into like spiritualism yeah but it's all just like stuff like all feel sad so it's all like dealing with sadness is one of the videos like oh feel sad sometimes huh anyway goodbye yeah but then i remember

i'm rich and famous and much better than you buy my new book yeah yeah it's kind of like i wish you'd do more stuff i wish you go back into heroin i honestly do wish i think that'd be a great next chapter in his life yeah if he relapsed i always think everyone should relapse at least once Yeah You know I think it's just more exciting You know like Jim Norton

Another person Yeah Like he's doing well now Yeah But we love an underdog story So if someone's doing well all the time You kind of start to hate them A little bit

Yeah yeah That's why they have to relapse again Where that's why if I was any of these guys agents Russell Brand or Jim Norton's agent I just roofing And that'd help him I think That'd help their career

Yeah Yeah I'm with it Yeah So anyway like um oh yeah yeah so like i was saying like that's like me trying to connect saying russell brown is anti-semitic just because he's a fan of west ham yeah and but like with jeremy corbin it's even less it's like like he met a holocaust survivor but was the wrong kind of holocaust survivor

like that holocaust survivor was a little bit mean about israel once so therefore yeah therefore like i thought when you said the wrong kind of holocaust survivor i thought you meant a German soldier Oh yeah Yeah, that would be a bit of a PR Yeah PR goof I'm glad you survived

The guy's like Shh They don't know I'm still alive Yeah He goes off back to Brazil Oh Because that's where Hitler is

But like All these accusations They're literally just kind of like It really just like It's like one Jewish guy Ryanabout And then David Bedeal Retweets him

Yeah And it's just nothing like Like But in their view Like Because a lot of Jewish people like they've been now scaremongered by like um the murdock press

and all that like it's now they literally think that he was like he was like Corwin was like literally driving the train to the camp and he was like he wanted like change it from Zycline B to Cyclone C for Corbett like for brand awareness

like they think he's like just a monster yeah and the same with like the fact that like he talked to like the IRA once yeah and then in their in their book he was literally like it was him and jerry against the world like him and jerry like

driving a helicopter but you have to like I don't understand like they they create something so much for like that stuff like what the alternative is hit him not to talk to the IRA yeah I don't know well like again you know all this like false outrage like it is just a

shift units of like their newspaper and clickbait and all it's all it's disingenuous they don't actually care. They just, like, can we spin a web of lies that says Corbyn's an anti-Semite? Well, then do it, you know? It sells, like... Yeah, it sells. That's it. Like, controversy is a commodity. Do you know what I mean? The big things right now, okay, in the world are clickbait and K-pop.

Oh, K-pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are two big things. Like, that's all the world is now. It's just click-bait and K-pop. Yeah, yeah. So that's really, like, and then next big king. be like, are you know, BTS? They're the big K-pop band. No. Okay, well...

Have you just got mad into K-pop ever since the Betsy Spear episode? I've tried. It is not for me. No, no. I tell you that. Wow. I have never felt so old and racist.

I don't... I do not understand. Water looks like Princess Diana. They're all like... And it is interested now, because I've actually... I'm trying to get into the mind of a woman. Sure.

For a different thing, okay. Okay. like the K-pop boys are right yeah uh BTS

they're the biggest band around they're bigger than the Beatles they're like the one direction of K-P oh but there's like

seven of them okay literally better more like Blazons squad you wouldn't remember Blazons squad what is that

they were like a shitty British pop band that had one song but there was 10 of them you know the way you make that

reference yeah oh they wouldn't like that oh I just because they were on SNL okay

last night BTS yeah yeah they're on SNL yeah And apparently, like, it was the biggest crowd, like, there was, like, lines all around the block from, like. Are you serious in America? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're huge, like. Wow. They're massive. And all the women scream at them. Jesus. It's like Beatlemania proper, they're screaming. Why did women scream like that? I don't know.

Wouldn't you say women, do you mean, like, teenage girls? And regular women. Proper of age women. And old ones that should know better. That's so weird. Like, laughing is an involuntary response. Yeah. And clapping and go, like, oh, fair play.

Yeah. And even a few whoops, just to get it going. What to be screaming, hysterically? Screaming were like... You got to get carried out in a stretcher. They're literally, like, they're literally bleeding out with their vaginas because they're screaming so much. That's not why it happens, Brian. I don't understand.

We've explained this. Every time my girf has a, has our period, I'm like, it was K-pop, wasn't it? It was those damn Koreans. They made you bleed. I'll get revenge. Yeah. But, like, um, but did this? screaming. I thought, it's just an involuntary thing. I think now, okay, because these

K-pop boys, they're kind of, it's the new popularity thing. It's like, they're kind of genderless and they're young looking as well. And they're kind of non-threatening. And I think women, the only way we've been, our inner paedophile has been tickled, okay, in the past. What is to me? This is the main. I'm sorry. So like, okay, look, look. Media has been appealing to men's base nature for years in terms like, hey, look at Britney Spears, how old is she it doesn't matter. Yeah, she's in a

school uniform. Yeah, the whole school uniform I did. Hit me baby one more time. See, I'm not talking about. No, no, I get it. Yeah, it's what, the infantilization of women. Infantilization, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and it's sounding like, hey. Oh, I'm a little baby. You know, they're kind of like, baby voice

kind of thing, like, I don't know. Oh, I'm just a dumb, dumb, look at my booboops. okay okay okay and now the shoes on you're full okay we're now they're women want to bang little baby boys yes yes they're little little non-threat and they're like oh hello balas well i'm sure they could beat batter us no are you just assuming they know kung fu racist no well they they probably have like nice six packs and things like they're like they're they're kind of like little dream that like you put them in your handbag yeah like little kend dolls basically that's what they that's what the women want like so like this is like

appealing to their base nature and he's got to sit there and let it happen yeah they were on Kimmel okay there's like seven of them

not Kimmel it was Fallon Fallon even worse Wait so did they replace the roots It's a Korean roots I don't even know what BTS stands for

I think it's like it's something bullet BT Bullet together Samarise or something like that it's Bullet takes sadness

it's that was a that's not a suicide note somewhere bullet sticks that this lady I'm sick of Courtney okay so like yeah

and I think they're like a manufactured band as well I don't even think I don't even think they're humans oh really I think they're robots or something like kind of like you know when Blade Runner kind of like syntec

yeah well you know like they're like kind of like perfect little like replicons they're perfect little people yeah that women can go like

oh I love this I'm going to scream them but it must be lying for them like because their ears probably bleeding what age are they they're all like 23 okay and one of them speaks english one of them seems pretty cool actually because he speaks english so he's not like so i can understand him like and he was when they were on phalan like he was the one who like translates and like yeah yeah it's funny because he's translating them and the other guys i probably don't care because they're them like phallon's like small fish yeah yeah they were already taking over the world so like they could literally

like BTS so popular they could like um they could behead phallon I wish they would Yeah And see him laugh as way through that Yeah They could be And he probably would Yeah

Yeah This is crazy And he does this Jerry signful impression Yeah One last time Okay So like they could literally do anything

They were on They were on Saturday Night Life last night I said Yeah They didn't need that They don't need that They're like throwing

him a bone Jesus They're already huge They're bigger Than like anything else That's insane I'm very old Because I literally

I've never heard of them Same I know what K-pop is But like I just assumed You know it's not for me. I get it why, like, people who understand the language would like their videos.

Yeah. But... It's all in Koreans, so... Yeah. Yeah. Bloody, funny language. You know what? They talk a language not English.

Sneaky. They're ploughing our demise. But, like, I'm not saying any bad about Betsy, but, like... I just don't understand, like, what you're getting out of it. Yeah, yeah. Well, again, as you said, she speaks the language. good so maybe she appreciates it on that level yeah yeah so her i can i can understand her but then women are just like i think it's just they're caught up in like the like the mania of it like it's just

the next trendy thing yeah plus like a lot of women in their like late 20s to 30s don't want to be they don't want to admit that they're old now you know what i mean so they want to like you know still pine after boy bands and shit like that love old hags hoping to get some mute old 32 year old wrinkled hags. Yeah, yeah. She said at the tender age of 29. She's trying to squeeze a bit of youth out of these poor Korean lads. Yeah, exactly.

They seem pretty cool, though. Like, if you, literally is no controversy about them at all. I was kind of hoping for a little bit of, like, you know, for one of them killed someone and hit and run or something. They're all like, they're all like, they're all like, you know, he donates to charity. Like, and that's it. There's nothing.

But they could probably scrub, did something bad, like they probably scrub it from the internet. Well, that's true. when you're a multi-million dollar enterprise people will I'm going to look up actually some BTS facts seven things you didn't know about BTS yeah this they're smashing YouTube records constantly all right yeah so I don't even this this isn't even English

what is this bloody language bloody funny squiggles on the fucking page so there's gin there's Suga there's J-Hope there's RM there's Jimin my dad's called Jimmy Daddy There's V and then there's Junkuk

Junkok Yeah I think Jimen is the guy He speaks English Okay And like yeah They've got a lot of songs here It's all like

Real just appeals So like young girls It's like Love yourself answer Love yourself tear It's all like It's all songs with the word Love in it

Or like you know They're okay This is interesting now Their music often features Reference to the literature Paintings and psychological concepts what does that mean

like fried stuff in addition there is an alternative universe storyline running through their music videos called the BTS universe or BU

Jesus Christ some of the don't be so cynical some of them recurring teams that appear in their albums include mental health that's good

the troubles of school age youth loss the journey towards loving oneself and individualism that's all like stuff it's all

garbage I don't know it just makes me think, like, are we on the wrong side of history? Yeah, I probably am. But you know, I don't care. Is it, is the future going to be Yeah, well, like, that's... Well, like, the Asian is going to take over eventually.

So, should we just embrace it now, like, instead of fighting? Well, this is how they're going to do it. Yeah. They're, you know, they're behind enemy lines with their huge K-pop band. What's the name of that movie? Behind enemy lines? No, no, it's a different one. Where the Russians sneak in.

Oh, Red Dawn. Okay, it's Red Dawn. okay Wolverines but instead of like they realize like instead of tackling the Western world through violence

okay they have okay wait a minute all the music has subliminal messages that brainwashes the youth to murder their parents Assange leaks information that destroys the credibility

of the Western world okay yes okay just and then the Koreans move in and they take the women over first with their sweet sweet looks. Knowing that the men will follow suit just to get

in the women's good books. Yeah, yeah. To pretend, okay? And then eventually, we're all in camps. Oh my God. Yeah. K-pop caps. And they won't even mind because we get to watch like Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it'll be caps spelled with a K for K-pop.

Make her to a popular capable. It makes a sad inside. Why can't we be like then? Because we're... Well, I'm old. Oh, one of them's called Love Yourself in Seawol. That's a pun. In Seawol, I think, is a place.

Okay. Yeah, the Seawul Olympic Stadium in Seahul, South Korea. So it's like, you know, it's funny. I'll have to take your word for it. So, you know, there are a couple of jokers as well, yeah. A couple of modern day, like, man. People like that have so much power. Yeah, that's true.

Like, they have more power than governments. Well, no, they don't. But the people who control them do. Oh, that's, yeah. You know, they're just pawns in this little escapade. It's funny, you know, like, I meet comedians and I get nervous around them. Yeah. But if I met these boys, I don't think I would be.

Because you're a white, so you're better. Ah, yes. Oh, I didn't say that. I'm not, I'm not English. Allegedly. You wouldn't feel weird about it? Because we're just in different circles, like. Yes.

So I feel like, you know, I'd be like, you know, hey, you're trying to make it in your world. I'm trying to make it in mine. No bad blood Namaste Let's look at a little performance now Yeah go on play it there This is mic drop So Emma Stone's hosting

Crank it up there Let's hear it Okay let's just watch a little bit So I said There's like seven of one And they're like They're jumping around They're all very colourful as well

So it's kind of like Yeah they wear colourful clothes They've got dyed hair Dancing like retards Singing goddly geek I can't bloody understand Yeah What's the what's the

appeal here? Like, I don't get it. Well, oh, you know, it's kind of like, I didn't like wrestling for ages, but then I force myself to like it. And it's kind of, it's like this. I assume like, um, oh, you know, I, it, what, the way we're acting now, like, that's just a reaction to us, the fear and confusion. The same way, like, but I would have that, I have that same reaction to like one direction. I just don't like manufacture. But in the same way, like, when my granny saw black man, she cried. Okay, it's like that. For good reason. it's like

I was like Granny, he's all you movie like Why is he driving that white woman around? Mr. Freeman I'm like Free man They're free now

Oh Jesus But that's just like The same way We're afraid of the future Yeah Well I am afraid of the future I always have been I'm afraid of the future

terrified of the past and I hate the present it's quite alive I'll tell you that I don't know well end in the middle I want to talk what other thing

you're one thing I want to talk about is a WrestleMania oh Half in Thursday You have more of a wrestle like mania history than me

Well I used to watch wrestling when I was a kid I don't watch it anymore Oh you know This WrestleMania was like Seven hours long Oh yeah Like we'll see

The pay-per-review events Are like several hours long Yeah they're like you know it's kind of you know regular wrestling that's scheduled every week there'd be storylines and feuds that are built up built up built up and then they tend to climax at these pay-per-view events and ressomania was like you know it's considered like the biggest one that's the super bowl of wrestling yeah and um i was gonna watch it but i and i got stones i'll be honest with you okay i got stone i don't normally smoke you're talking the reefer

Yeah, I got stoned And I watched Love Got To do with it You watch that? It's not that Tina Turner movie Yeah, yeah, yeah Where Lawrence Fishburne plays

Ake Turner Batters the shit out of us It was like I'm so tired Can't be tired, baby Gotta do the show Gotta do the show, baby No, please

Motherfucker It was kind of like WrestleMania I couldn't believe that He literally robbed He stole her out of the hospital To make her sing like He was an incredibly

violent and abusive man he was that was like it basically like it was his property yeah and he wasn't only let some dumb ass nurse getting tell her tell him

that his bitch couldn't sing exactly in his words like did you ever hear like what he said when the movie came out the actual like Turner no he was to offend himself all right and he was like sure I'll beat my wife

but only the regular amount he was literally something like the long lines of like I only beat her as much as any husband would be their wife. Not excessively. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, he absolutely

beats the shit out of her, like, that scene where he batters her in front of the kids and they're all crying and stuff. He's dead now, isn't he? Is he? I think he's dead. Yeah, maybe. I know near the end he had a bit of a career resurgence. I bit like all these guys, like, they talk about the Me Too movement, but all these guys, like,

they all bounce back. Well, I don't know. Who's bounced back from Me Too? Like... Me Too, like, that's still recent enough, but in the past, like... Okay, yeah. All these guys... Plansky or... Yeah, I'm sure, like, or Kelly will host SNL, like, next year. It's a remix, ignition, a hat, and fresh out.

Yeah, and then we'll just all be like, oh, yeah. We forgive you. I was reading the thing, because sometimes, like, some of these allegations come out, and I feel like they kind of hurt the Me Too movement in a bit. Like, you only Joe Biden and stuff. Yeah, yeah. I feel like that almost kind of hurts in a way, because it gives people more ammunition and be like, look at these fucking people overreacting.

Yeah, yeah, it sort of diminishes the credibility. the actual things. But I listened to an interest in a woman. I don't think she's Muslim, but... It's the second time you said that. Out of ambiguity in these men.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what she is. I don't even care. You saw a woman wearing a beret and you're like, is that a Muslim, is it? A bloody Sikh. I love the idea of someone being like, Sikhs are the worst of all,

because I know nothing about them. But that means they're sneaky. So, yeah, she was talking, she was saying, like, when people say believe all women, because, like, the big thing is, like, when people say believe all women, are like, yeah, but some women are liars, ha, got you there. And it's like, myelianapolis, just bitch-nap someone, yeah, yeah. But, like, what they mean is, like, yeah, believe them, not in the face of all evidence to the contrary, but just believe them, like, until otherwise. Yeah, yeah. So, like, if someone got... Don't immediately say you're lying whore.

Yeah, so if someone... on, like, if I, look, if I lost my car keys, and I went to you, James, I lost my car keys, he wouldn't be like, did you, you whore? What were you wearing? Yeah, you little dirty slut. You lost your keys, but you did, you fucking.

Ow! Ow! Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't do that, like. It's the same. We're like... Yes, it's the exact same. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's how you have to, like, talk to it to some people, where you have to go, like, it's like losing your... Rape is like... It's like losing your... It's like losing your... your car keys and then men will be like oh if I lost my car keys that'll be bad

rape is bad oh I get it yeah you have to talk to him like that yeah I see you should give a tent talk or something this is amazing rape yeah it's like losing your keys yeah you're gonna start a big no it would be one one fat all right guy clapping

and a hundred women booing and rightly so you're like the anti-K pop you have that exact opposite reaction you have the idea of like um BTS be long in a minute but first of all

Brino Tool wants to say a few words with the Me Too movement because it's about time that white guy you just come out silence and start jingling games now that I have your attention oh it's about time someone said it

we'll end this one yeah yeah well then this one i'm tired i feel like we really we call it brian james fuck each other i feel like some of the stuff there we really walked a fine line no i don't think we do i think we crossed that line excessively yeah we will be uh i'm gonna go even further next episode

we didn't even get to the whole brunai stuff brunai yeah oh we'll get to that next episode you'll have to tune in for the next one that's a little teaser there we're going to talk about gays in the middle east next time but until then i'm brian you're james we just got fucked Good luck. Good night. Thanks for listening.