Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 193 : Hardcore Blue Collar

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

Episode 193 : Hardcore Blue Collar by Brian and James F**K Each Other

You ready? All right, good, yeah, I'm good. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, you couldn't... Oh, look at you. You feel sick now. You choke it on them?

No, I'll be okay. He's just... Yeah. My mascara's running down my face. James made me swallow a lot of... What? Oh, you dirty bugger? Oh, look at us.

We're having fun already. I mean, let's just say I violently mouth raped him at gunpoint. If you catch me drift. Ooh-ho-hoo! Double entendre. I beg your pudding. It's like...

It was a double barrel shot. gun so it's a double entendre suck on my entendre you little whore your little gum bucket where are you marching on there M&M, crispy M&Ms? I ate some crispy M&M's. You hear that? There it is

yeah. Because I went to the cinema I bought popcorn and M&M's and I felt like a beast. Yeah and you didn't even eat them. Yeah I was disgusted by Jesus what a pussy. I literally I was thinking about throwing him out. Really? I went up in the bin I remember hearing about this guy who was a gambling addict and he won all this money

and he was so sickened by the winnings that he just burnt the money and that's why he felt it's one of the set fire these M&Ms in the cinema You could have gave them to a hobo or something on the way of home That was actually devalued the price of M&M's

Yes Their stock would plummet Yeah what was the whole thing With the M&M there They had a gay M&M character in the ads They had like for a while They had a gay M&M and anxiety M&M

A brown M&M That made me sick that bipolar M&M and all this like stuff you know that's good I like to eat my mental illness that's fun I mean I don't think of anything that contributes more significantly

to my deteriorating health and big bags of M&M's and chocolate and crisps you know but anyway look so we've been having a real manly time here yeah man because like let's be honest like

they're trying to destroy men they are and only a place like this can we actually enjoy yourselves And we were watching a Tim Allen show there. Well, we doubled up. We watched, according to Jim with Jim Belushi and then Last Man Standing with Tim Allen. I quite enjoyed Last Man Standing.

You're watching it there, James, and not to throw you under the bus. But you kept asking me if the girls are of age. I think you're trying to paint me like the villain for asking if they're of age. I think, you know, that's a darn good question to ask. It's an important question. No, because there's teenage daughters But one of them

Had a kid And I was like What age is she meant to be? Yeah, I may it sound Like James were going A paedophile Yeah, That's the joke there

That I'm a paedophile That's a good one I mean Me mouth raping you At gunpoint That's funny Everybody can laugh And enjoy that

But calling me a paed That's sick Brian That's sick And sick And sick And rogue And sick again You know

I mean I'm all for Hey I'm a bro. I love edgy comedy as much as the next guy. I like joke about raping a tree. You know, I like that. I like Barstool. Yeah. Raping a tree? Is that something specific?

No, like a tree, like that. You know where you rank a number? Oh, oh. You rank a woman. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. You dehumanised the woman entirely by referring to us a number. Yeah. And then you're raper. That's the gang. No, I wouldn't say that now. You said that. You took it too far. That's the gang. No, you did. There's a fine line, James, between with good nature bro comedy and what you're doing

which you're basically storming the capital your Viking helmet on I'm the the Q&on Catman I'm coming in the Cadman shaman coming in

Stop the Steel I'm just like storming into like 30 Rockefeller Plaza storming the S&L Riders room Stop the Steel By the way did you see that the weekend update

we won't talk about that this is a free episode James okay let's not talking about that stuff right you've got your opinions yeah about comedy

yeah what's good comedy and what's not well dare I say Brian that weekend update segment wasn't very funny is that okay

is that allowed am I allowed to say that win you back James alright because we're going to talk about succession yes in a few minutes

again this is going to be a regular thing now we'll leave succession to the end okay because some people don't watch

successions be bored of it but everyone's seen box carberta we're really appealing to the youth

here I watch box car burta and watch a few things I want to watch Joe man Joe

that looked awesome we watch explain what Joe is oh it's just Peter Boyle walking right with a shotgun saying that

hippies are weird I'm like yes we need Peter Boyle what is who I think it's about guy who goes

about shooting hippies yeah and you are loving it I was great he was saying some stuff and because it's

the free one I can't repeat the things he said Oh wait Some guy Oh it's a woman Actually someone Just added me

Pussy Pallates Pussy Pallatis Yeah Wow Look this is pussy Pallates Wow Look at what is this That's her doing

Pilates but showing her pussy Look I can see a cameltoe You can Camel Toe I can see the whole foot Good God What is this Sorry I shouldn't really be

looking at this Yeah Well, this is not very professional. Joe Duffy would never do this. Joe would have like, in your mother dying, did she? Oh, no, it's like, oh my God, look at this, pussy. Let me see.

Look at this, pussy. That is pussy. They've got on only fans as well. Pussy Pilates. Pussy galore. It's a real trend now. People like... Pussies.

I've been saying it for years, Brian. Pussy, people like it. People like pussy. No, no, you're not. The people before pussy party. Pussy before profit. it. This woman says

recently single drinking wine doing palates in my undies. Follow my links for more. Yeah. Wow.

This is interesting now. I mean, that's good market research because she knows her audience like I'm drunk

and here's my pussy. Oh sweet dude. She's drinking wine and showing her pooch. I'm going to smash, bro. But that's the real thing

on Instagram now you get followed by all these bot accounts and it's all like juicy contole 63 likes your pictures yeah I had someone called like what was it called

like cum squisher or something like yeah man there's all these you know there's no like subtlety you know back in the day it was like I do declare Mr Darcy would you perhaps accompany me to a dance I've always relied on the kindness

of pussy Pilates yeah yeah you'll be laughing my coffee there sorry yeah but yeah all these accounts just like follow you and start like to be a picture of

you and your granny at your cousin's baptism and then just like Codall 53 fist fuck face bitch likes this photo it's like mom grandma

stop getting your weird friends to follow my Instagram account yeah before this we're going down any kind of big movie or anything can we just really quickly

go to the news here sure I love getting your take on the news because you're kind of like a little bit you're your left brain thinker what's that mean you know something about right brain you know they think about it all very logically okay where you see the world you've taken the pill as a schizophrenic

yeah you're what's he called neo neo yeah yeah you're a big neo you're a big Keanu Reeves I'm a neo con yeah exactly yeah you're con head all right that's right so I'm going to go to some news real quick now this is the first bit of news

this made me laugh quite hard all right so have you now this might be a bit of offensive, but we're going to power through it, right? Have you heard a term nip? Nip. The derogatory term, nip. No, as a nip slip?

No, no, no, no. So it's a Boston radio show. And this guy on it who's kind of like the Boston Howard Stern. Right. Picture that. Wow. No Robin. Hey, we got some horn here, shitting on the fucking Sibbion.

Oh, yeah. You like that, you fucking hoo. That's not our Boston people sign. I'm sorry. Here's the thing. Put your cunt on the Shibbyan. Get in the car, you fucking whore. That's more like, that's more like, yeah.

Honk, quank. Yeah, let me see you can't haul, you fucking bitch. So anyway, this radio guy got in trouble. It's crap of Nuss because he was calling, he had a co-host on the show, right? A girl. Okay. He was Asian. And he kept calling her Nip.

Yeah. Apparently Nip is actually a derogatory term for Asian women. How so? Why? I don't know. What's the etymology of it? His defense is. No, I was talking about her nipples. yeah that's fine

is it well yeah I mean it's probably better than the racial slur what what how could nip mean Asian DVD is bad as well

like DVD yeah what's that's a racial term as well look I tell you what the more you How is that in Asia

the best thing you can do is not research it I want to know though what's DVD again because like you told me this before some guy got in trouble from Arsenal fan TV

we're calling the Tottenham player DVD because Asians sell DVDs Oh, I see, right. A white person never sold the DVD. Yeah, yeah, never. White people don't even own DVDs. They're all about Blu-ray.

Hey, you know all these white motherfuckers would they Blu-Rays? Like, yes, I won't get any Blu-ray. The picture quality is much improved. These motherfuckers love that Blu-ray shit. You know a fucking white-ass motherfucker with your Blu-rays. Oh, speaking of that, actually, another thing.

Speaking of that. Bro, what's Nip? I want to know the racial slur. I don't know. I want to know the racial slur, Brian. I demand to know. Just, I tell you what, you just focus on nipples, all right? Don't worry about nips, okay?

But I tell you what, I did watch, because Clarence Thomas is in the news this week. Yes. Clarence Thomas is a black Supreme Court justice. Yeah. And when he was nominated and tried to confirm him to the Supreme Court, there was a big thing because he was accused of sexual harassment. Now, do you remember this where he...

He was watching, like, beastiality porn, and then saying hey Sarah come check this shit I don't know what was her name Anita Nip Anita Hill Anita Hill Yeah

So Anita Hill came forward And I watched a movie about it Okay It was made in 2018 Right And I think it kind of fell Between the cracks Because Joe Biden's in it

Really And Joe Biden is not portrayed In like a very positive life Right Yeah because that's the thing He was criticised roundly by this Like didn't he Like during the trial

He really's like Hey, Anita, I heard you like to give blow jobs. This woman likes to put penises in her mouth and suck on them. She's sucking on her on penises. We're going to take her word for it. Suck, mail for Sam. Mail for Sam. Pussy for Clarence Thomas and Mayo for Sam.

That's what I'm talking about me. Crazy. Yeah. We may talk with him in Ireland in a minute. Yeah, Biden in Ireland. But just finish it off on this, all right. So I watched the movie. I think people didn't want to remember.

promoted too much because it's you know it's it's kind of like not anti-byton but it's betrays Biden what he did you know yeah this didn't he he kind of bent over for the um the establishment in the way yeah and made it much harder for her to get her story across and he grilled her didn't he was like don't you you actually like sex don't you you wear little dresses yeah yeah yeah you're a little whore like brino tool i'm like hey on a minute mr biden come on i'm getting it from all angles over here As an actor said to her, but anyway, like, she was like, you know, Mr. Clarence Thomas was always like, you know, oh, I watched this cool movie about this woman who fucked a dead guy or this woman who fucked a dog.

Imagine if you fuck the dog, ha ha, ha, that'll be funny. Hey, drink this can of Coke. Oh, look, there's a pub in it. I bet that's your pub in it. It's a bit of banter. So he was a bro, you know, he's just, yeah, he loves the bro. And he's played by Wendell Pierce from the Wire. Holy shit, rip.

He's so good. That's amazing. He's so good. He's like, I just gave him. or some pubes in a can of coke what's wrong with

have you never seen dirty Sanchez Mr. Biden come on so they lean up so Biden's almost like

the head of this investigation yeah and they really lean on them and they're very favourable towards Clarence Thomas

yeah and Greg Kinnear plays him plays Biden yeah does a good Biden yeah because this is back

when Biden was still kind of with it yeah before he had multiple brain aneurysms yeah

so he kind of knew go on. He could tell like Anita Hill apart from Clarence Thomas you know, he could kind of tell what was going on. It's a good movie, I have to say it. It's ironic, because Greg Cadere couldn't do that, you know.

Was it a good movie? It is? I actually quite enjoyed it now. It's nice and simple and it's mostly kind of like the real life court documents. And was it, no, I mean, I never really looked into the case, so it was just kind of like inappropriate behavior here. He never like, actually... No, never, like, never go honk, honk on her titties.

Never grabbing the tities. No, never, he never put a pupe on her tithe. I was like, oh. That's probably your pub. No, it is it, it's mine. So, yeah, it was a good movie, though. But the point is, so he's back in the news now. So Clarence Thomas, they beat the case. Anyway, they proved, without a reasonable doubt, that bitch was crazy.

Yeah, cray, cray. Yeah, legally that bitch insane, right, right, right. And then they all celebrate. Well, not everyone celebrate, actually. Quite a lot of people were not happy about it for some reason. This is like the 90s, right? 90s, yeah, yeah. But anyway, so now it's come out that Clarence Thomas has been taking low,

of money, like millions and millions of a guy called Harlan Crow. Harlan Crow. Do you know anyone about Harlan Crow? I don't. This guy has everything that we know and love, all right? Yeah. So Harlan Crow is this mega, mega, mega, rich guy. Kind of like a Logan Roy type, all right?

But he's like one, you know, real rich people you don't know about them. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been giving this guy, so he's been giving a Supreme Court Justice just like millions of dollars, like every month, like every... Out of the kindness of his heart? Yeah, yeah. He also bought his mother's house.

Clarence Thomas, he was like, I'll tell you, I'll buy your mother's house and your mother can still live in it. He's basically used to give him more money. Right on. And just, yeah, the kindness of his heart and maybe just to pass a few laws and do some things. Oh, what's this?

An ulterior motive, Brian. And you called me a conspiracy theorist. But people have been criticizing Harlan Crow now because he has a big collection of Nazi memorabilia including Mind Kampf signed by the author. No way. He also, I swear to go. That's awesome.

He has a painting of Alan Partridge. Signed by Hitler as well. Mind Cam signed by Steve Coogan. Oh my God. That's amazing. Holy shit. So now it's all coming out. But like lots of people own Nazi memorabilia.

You know, it's not a big deal. Some people in this room. I'm a history buff. Well, certain parts of history anyway. But, okay, so he owns a bunch of... Certain people don't. during a time I shouldn't have. Let's just say that. Go full

Ravenhead on it. Yeah. So, okay, so he's... He's being criticized now. In AOC, you know her? Man, she's so hot. She is. Like, I really want her to be president. She got the heavies. Oh, yeah, yeah, man. I want to be president and also

want to be the first lady. Yeah. I want to be her first lady. Anyway, yeah. And then I'm like a conspiracy. There's a... Brian O'Toole, the first lady is a man. Look him. Look, he's got a beard. Shut up, you crazy freak,

you wakadoo. They're dragging you away to the nut house. Oh, fuck. Okay, who is? So, Harlan Crow, like, what? He's just like a big... He's just one of those guys just says millions of dollars

and no one knows exactly where it comes from. And you don't worry, you're pretty little head about it. And so why is this all coming out now? It just, they just leaked now. I don't know exactly know why, but now they want to,

get rid of them but it's very, very hard to get rid of a Supreme Court. Supreme Court Justice I mean that's like basically, and it's an infallible

institution. It's almost hard to get, if you're nominated to be one, it's almost important. Like Brett Kavan, every example, yes.

It's almost like, if you've been nominated, you're basically a Supreme Court already, you know? You basically have the power. It's almost like, um,

if you were like trained to become a cop and, um, if something goes wrong, the cops is like, you look, you're basically a cop

who's detect you know? That's the thing. Like, it's always the good above the good of the individual. It's almost like, you know what is? If you're trying to be a cop and you like, you know, you

super grill your cock to a lamppost all right? Yeah. The cops will protect you because it makes the cop look like, they're all like, Mark Furman's like, you're making us all look bad. Derek Chalvin's like, that was bad PR. That's what you did.

I'm ashamed to wear the badge today. Yeah. So that's another bit of news there. And let's see what else. a few things going on, like the Trump indictment which really is a nut in store. Yeah, it's a nothing burger because they're indicting him on the fact that he used

campaign funds as hush money for Stormy Daniels. Literally every president has done that. Every president's fuck Stormy Daniels. Literally Lincoln. Right after he freed the slaves. Yeah, man, that's right. Four score and seven years

ago. Seven inches. Oh, no, that's, come on now. Get your mind out of the gutter. What else is I was laughing Because I was talking to someone I was talking to someone They were like

Yeah Trump's going to prison Take that Yeah girls win It's like no Nope No They never have And they never will

Look at Neat Hill Look at this Oh yeah Trump's indicted Then he's at the UFC With Mike Tyson and Kid Rock God that'd be a fun night out Wouldn't it

Woo To drinking everything Bud Oh yeah The Bud That's a big Because you know We just sort of hear about it

and laugh at what a stupid story it is but there's still a huge boycott on Anheiser Bush going on in America you know all the Tim Allen last man standing fans are like fuck fuck but Anheiser Bush yeah it's great

I do quite enjoy it I like can we even buy that bud here oh yeah can we get there's bud light in Eurospar no but I want the her face on it I don't know about that now Brian it's a balaam on Eurospar

I mean, come on. Duh, you know. Well, did you watch actually, we don't have Dap. We did Biden here. We had Biden in the country. What do you think of the whole Biden commotion? I, to be honest, again,

I was trying to get to work and Biden was in the way. Really? Literally standing in a row. In his pajamas. What's going on, man? Like fucking Corrado soprano. It is pretty funny how, like, he literally can be like,

hey, chicken fillet roll. And we're like, yeah. Yeah, man. It was... I love Biden, boy. It was an absolute embarrassment. It was pure paddy-whackery, just like big fucking tricolour neon lights.

He's coming out going, Mayo for shame and all the retards and brain fucking donkeys slapping their fins together. Like empty-headed fucking dip shit. It made me sick. Fucking sick to my stomach. God damn it.

I don't know. I'm just saying it's embarrassing It's cringe It was pretty silly It was very cringe Did you like You know the way he said me over Sam Do you hear the whole speech

No Man it's so like Like rambling I was listening to on the radio driving I almost crashed the car I was trying to follow it And I started to get Alzheimer's Like a contact tie off

Yeah And in the fields I was working My mother Irish Save the Fate No spread the fate No, spread the fate

May over Sam Right, right, right Just like, kind of like Fucking fortune cookie Irish fortune cookie nonsense, you know He's like Bigora and Black and Tans And, uh

Oh yeah, what was the thing He said some He made some He said the All Blacks Instead of the All Blacks He said He's done Obama You're gonna beat the

I used to work with this guy Didn't like him I didn't like black and tans Obama and Trump That's what I called him Black and Tan what sorry I was just drinking there

that was very good black in time you can work for weekend update I think Colin Josh would like you I could know that looks like you on there yeah oh wow

if I grow my hair basically that's me thanks buddy wow yeah I'm always out there for you yeah yeah it's good yeah choking on coffee and Eminem's

I'm trying to keep this thing going and then you're just going around hey God you're looking look like a fat non-binary. Thanks, Brian. Oh boy, I sure to enjoy

doing the show every week. What else can we talk about now? Real quick, we'll talk about... Wait, does Biden, what is his Irish ancestry? You know, it's so funny. So he actually commissioned a report about his Irish ancestry because he's trying to get all the whites on the side.

Sure, yeah. He's trying to appeal to the whites that don't like him. So he's doing this whole trip now, okay? And it's funny, his Love Americans don't give a fuck. Like, I was talking to Love Americans while he was in the country and I was like, I know Biden's here and they're like, what?

He's here, like, really? Why? Something go wrong? Do we invade you again? He's got a job in the doll. I was actually talking to another guy this is apropos and not on now

but it's kind of like a bit sad. I was talking to another American he's wearing like a Washington Capitals shirt like that's a hockey team so I was like oh yeah you guys won the Stanley Cup

not so long ago fair play just trying to make conversation and he was like yeah I don't watch it anymore I can't watch that it's all this woke shit okay I can't watch this woke shit

yeah it's all he like he went so like intense like woke shit like it's fucking hockey man it's the whitest sport you can watch it really is man it's kind of sad if you can't watch hockey then there's nothing you can watch it's like I mean you can count

in one hand the number of black hockey players there are it's insane it's pure hockey sport I do I do that's my job in Satanta yeah it's like okay James here's your abacus and your book of carpet samples and you can uh anytime he like anything the hockey black hockey player like shakes his hand or something like he's showboating

get rid of him punish him ah look anyone can moonwalk if they're wearing ice skates it's not impressive sir i am not i don't care yeah um ice hockey is a very fun sport to watch because it's so like fast-paced like but also the fighting and the violence is very enjoyable I think ice hockey you know what's very popular with women what? Oh orgasms stupid bitches

get your fucking heads out of the gutter will you? You like orgasms hockey don't you? Dumb cunt why do you watch the Barbie movie like a man Oh you probably want to watch Oppenheimer with the girlos it's white wine Wednesday with the girlos

I'm going to watch Oppenheimer And then the Stanley Cup final. Fucking dumb bros. Wait, what are you going to say? What's popular women? Hockey. Is it? Yeah, they really like the guys in it.

And there's an unsaid... What women are you hanging out with? Tumblr girls. Okay. Because, you know, how do I say this nicely? A lot of girls on Tumblr are kind of nerdy ones. Right. And the nerdy ones find basketball players be quite urban.

Okay. And they don't like urban. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. They like the nice, polite hockey players. Yeah. Oh, how you doing there?

You know, I just, I enjoy the game And it's just such a pleasure to be here And then, yeah, the NBA, it's like, that's not what they're saying. No, no, it's all, I'm a god, this, and nine and a half inches that, it's like, ugh. I told you, Devon Booker's 15 inches.

Huh? Devin Booker. 15 inch cock? Yeah. That's, I wouldn't like it. It'd get in the way, wouldn't it? It'd get in the way. And, you know,

the girls wouldn't like it either I had a thing a while ago where I was talking these girls and they were all kind of drunk I was drunk as well now but they were you know girls get a different type of drunk to quote Big J. O'Kerson

yes Bitches be drinking yeah yeah exactly preach brother preach for like when they be drinking like they'd be going weird

okay they start whiling out yeah they were talking about like penis isn't that and talking about getting the big dildo and I was like nah

I wouldn't like that yeah I wouldn't get Dildo? I was thinking I should have been like Yeah, I'll get a flesh light Yeah, you know, try and join in with them, you know No, I was like a shrinking violet I was like, no, I have no need of a flesh

Of a, of a, of a Dildo Yes, I'm gonna go home now Now fight fire with fire is like I'll get the biggest blackest dildo And sit on it And then I'll get another one and sit on it too Yeah, well you, what do you say to that Love? Yeah. Yeah.

You ever fuck a flesh? light? No. It looks like, it's like I have a dead body in the house. But it doesn't stink up the gap. It will eventually. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. That's a sad moment cleaning out your flesh, like, you know, using

a spoon to scoop out the jays, you know what I mean? You don't need to use a spoon. Do you know? Oh, fuck. You have to use a spoon and eat it afterwards. It's just where all the vitamins and nutrients are. Like placenta, you know? So I'm all going to start,

hallucinating now from all this jizz that's how it works a microdosing jiz hey they do this in silicone valley what are we talking about it's hard to follow

we're talking about hockey let's just fresh star all right let's talk about some movies I watched okay and I want to see

I want to talk about three movies right I want to see which one you have to pick one movie to watch alright okay so first of all

is box carberta right it's one of Scorsese's early movies And I'll tell you what, I assumed his early movies were just kind of like shite nonsense. Yeah, just some guinea walking around going, Hey, what are you? Forget about it with the past the jule.

Yeah, and that's his later movies. Yeah. In this one now, there actually is a narrative to it. I thought his movies just kind of exploitative, like, you know, because I think Roger Corman was involved. Right. I assumed there were kind of like movies where like it's just like some tits, a gun, an explosion to the end, they're right?

Yeah. Awesome. that one that's the one I choose I want to watch that the gun tit explosion film that's my favourite I want that one

I don't want to watch silence or come cum dumb yeah cum dumpster so this one is it's about box car Bertha

so Bertha's a girl lives on a farm kind of like me actually lives in a farm and her father is a farmer right and her father crashes the crop duster plane

they have a little plane yeah he crashes set in the field and dies. Okay. So then she ends up hitchhiking around the state, the great nation of America. The US of A.

Yeah, the US of A. Hitchhiking on box and trains, all right? Is this like the 60s? 60s, yeah. Right, okay. So she goes around, let me tell you something then. It was so easy to have sex with hitchhikers back then.

Yes. And that's what she finds out because they have sex with her all the time. Now, is she a willing participant? Yeah, yeah, I suppose. Yeah, I guess it's the 60s. so 60s was very different time okay but she goes along with but here's thing she's kind of like

you know she goes along to get along she knows what to do so like when she like here's the thing what age is she oh who knows oh and I'm a weirdo for asking am I she gets in the car with someone all right and then they're like talking and it's all it's very unspoken where he just

pulls over it's like right let's go they get all his side she gets on the ground you know he just fucks her but they're still talking about the weather and stuff she never like hey baby why don't you give me some of that the sweet

pooing you have that sweet sweet coochie yeah give me that coochie you know ass grass or coochie right but it's just like a real done like if you get my car we're gonna have sex that's how it works there's nothing there's nothing too well

so she's just hitchhiking around getting fucked silly yes okay does there anyone who just gives her a lift and doesn't fuck her there's like an old lady and she's like oh thank for the old lady's like okay give me that Coochee. Let me match your box, sweetie. Come on

now. She leaves her false teeth up her twat. So, but eventually... I'm a pretty disgusting person, aren't you? I say some pretty disgusting things. No, you're not. Okay, good. That was a test. That was a bud light test

and you passed. There's a hidden kind of bud light in my ass. So there is a plot though, don't worry. It's not just random sex of strangers. Eventually she meets David Carardine All right Who plays her, anyone? It's a lady that eventually

married David Caradine In real life Yeah, and then they divorced five years later And then he asphy-wanked himself to death Yeah, yeah, yeah Thanks a lot, Bertha! We could have got to kill Bill 3, you fucking bitch

I always blame the women, don't you? Oh, of course, yeah So what was my point? Meet David Caradine and some black guy and they end up robbing shit. okay so they kind of

like start robbing stuff for a while it starts off I think they they rob a train kind of like the machine

and then they they rob a few banks I think you know it's like a Bonnie and Clyde vibe but eventually they get separated

I think they get some trouble with a gang right and she oh they crash I think the crash a car

I watch this late at night so yeah they crash a car on your phone while taking a shit yeah

while walking in the shower yeah yeah while on shrooms. But the point is they separate and then she works

in a brothel for a while. All right. And there's a very loose plot, okay? Works in a brothel with a bunch of old weirdos and he's an old man

that eats glass. Nice. Yeah, yeah, he's like, it's my trick. And they're like, stop doing that.

No, it's my trick. Literally nobody likes that. I love going to the bardello and eating glass. Like, you have sex of prostit is he a customer or does he work there? What's going on?

He's a janitor. Yeah, but they're like, you have sex with a prostitutes. Now I'm going to eat my glass, thank you. Christ. It ends, so she's

reunited with David Caradena, right? It's kind of a weird ending, but then this evil gang shows up to the pissed off area in the movie. Yeah. And they crucify Carradine. They nail them to a train, to a train, okay, in a Christ's position. Right. They were religious

undertones. Sure. And then they tie her up and they're about to kill her. Then the black guy shows up and kills all the white guys. Yes. And then freeze the white woman. Okay. Unchained. the white woman. So you almost think of some kind of idea there. And Caradane's like, hello!

Somebody going to get me down from here? But then the train starts moving. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. And the woman's like, David Carardine, come back. The train goes off of him crucified to it. Right, right. That's how it ends. And then Harrison Ford's there and he, you know, kicks David Caradine off the train and then he goes, no ticket. Does that happen?

yeah oh good good isn't uh silent bob say that as well in dogma yes he does it's a reference it was the only time anyone ever did that he made a reference to another movie

in here you know what at least back then he was referencing other movies now he just references his own fucking movies the reference of the clerks three or just clerks one yeah it's fucking disgusting god I hate him so much

sorry you got me angry you got me angry now as well we're both angry He doesn't have any new movies coming out. It's a shame. No, I mean, I'd like it if he... He is competent enough that he... You're like the battered wife now.

You're like, he does love me. Clerks tree was next to. It was my fault. I pissed him off when he made clerk's tree. I made... He made the Jay and Silent reboot because of me. I told him I was going to get a part-time job, and that angered him.

But I'm going to eat some more M&Ms. So you just talk for a minute. okay box car bertha here's a question the sexings are they do you see is it racy and raunchy and sexy you see nipple yeah see nips that was um yeah do you see asian slurs that's what I want

I see them all the time um that's actually a big part of um I know some people hate for some reason people on pod I can't talk I have my name and my mouth for some reason okay people listening to podcast don't like it when

Brian's eating Eminem. Yes. And I don't know why and I can't help you. I want my

Eminem. It's called misophonia or something like that. It's like an actual psychological. It's called being a

bitch. Yes, that's right. It's called disrespecting me. So I was talking about this with someone a while ago, box car, Berta,

and sometimes when I'm watching a movie, I'm almost impressed by how much of a nonsense it is and how like someone actually sat down and like

said we're going to make this and then made it like someone wrote this down and made it I'm almost impressed sometimes

yeah well I think also around that time obviously Scorsese was part of the new Hollywood click

but in their early like the 60s and late 60s early 70s it was all like experimental weird artsy

Andy Warhol type shit all bananas and gay sex yes exactly we very much go hand and hand

that's right yeah taking some pettett up the asium. Well, that's very good, James. Thank you. Thank you, Brian. You're some M&Ms for that, yeah.

Yay! Oh, boy. I tell you, I was watching another movie. That's why I'm fat. Every time I say something racist or offensive, Brian gives me chocolate. Oh, please. I'm diabetic.

Well, stop riffing, and then you'll stop getting sweeties. Oh, I can't help it. Heap. I'll tell you, what, though. I watched another movie I had the same thought. A movie is called like a wonderful cloud.

And it's by the guy who did Spree, the movie you liked. I've never seen it, but you like, you're a big spree man, aren't you? I mean, I did enjoy it, yeah. I like, you know. Describe Spree. It's just like he's an Uber driver that has a mental breakdown, he wants to get followers, so he starts murdering people. And, you know, your man, Joe Keri

was, like, again, it's not amazing, it's not high art, but I got a laugh out of it. There's one bit where he just like plows into this like tent city of all these homeless people and he's just driving over them and he was laughing and I was laughing I was having a good old time chuckling it's definitely the director's intention is yeah it's like you know when you watch american cycle you're like yes kill the women capitalism is cool yes yes use those tools you have that huge array of tools and implements you have that you're going to use on the

Herz. Please, sir, calm down. It's not satirical. There's no irony involved. It was not written by a gay man. It's pure face value. Wait, is he gay? Yeah. It was not directed by a woman. Fuck!

Fuck! Yeah, it's always funny that that was directed by a woman. But anyway... Anyway, the point is, so before he did spree, he did an indie movie called something like a wonderful cloud. You find it online anyway. And it's, again, it's a movie where like, why would you make

this but I kind of I commend the fact that you put the effort in to do something so stupid it's so kind of like meandering alright whereas it's a guy who he's a radio show in some city probably New York I think and it's a really shitty radio show

and like he loves Opie Anthony really part of it yeah so he's all he's a bit edgy in it and like you know he gets a guest on and gets her like lick his armpit okay but it's like so like you know you're gonna lick her armpit oh she's doing it Bam, bah, bah, bah, bah, yeah, we're crazy.

Right. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's the end of the show. We'll see you next week. You know, it's like, that's basically it. Like, it's all kind of like impotent and sad. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But this girl shows up to use to date, and they're kind of like,

he's kind of trying to half-banger, but half, like, hey, I'll just show you around and go different parties. Yeah. And he's got a girlfriend as well. And she's like, you know, you're trying to fuck her. He's like, eh. he's like fuck you and she takes his shit in his shoe

really yeah and you see the shit like I don't like that I don't like seeing fecal matter on the screen that's where we disagree James I was like Bravo I'm always asking Is that shit of age

What age is that shit Am I weird for jerking off to that feces? It's in the air Jordan so the movie's just them wandering around different parties and the meet kind of a collection of weird people and that's basically it do we get any Opie and Anthony footage

no no I shouldn't have mentioned Opie and Anthony that's all you can talk about Patrice in it talking about bitches be stupid where's Anthony Coomia is Anthony Coomia there he was disrespected by Bill Burr Coomia is back on Twitter

now, so I'm getting all my Coomia buzz, you know? That's good. It's good for you. Yeah. But anyway, okay, so... I'm watching basketball you're watching Coomia. There's a big difference. There is. There is. Never the Twain shall meet. Well, look, so just go around, meeting people,

some weird stuff happens, and it's like just so, like, non-secreter almost. It's like, meet a weird guy, like to meet a girl. Like that movie Slacker. You ever see that? Richard Linkley. Yeah, kind of like that, yeah. Where it's just very much, like, meandering, you just kind of follow a bunch of freaks. They meet this weird

guy and they go, he's an artist to go to his place and then like it's kind of like half implied, they have a treason, we just wake up in the bed together, but it's like, everything's so casual and just like nothing really matters. Like to meet another girl, this girl he meets in a bathroom, like a really dingy bathroom with some party and she's like eating a hot dog

and they're like, she just have sex and then he's but I don't even need to finish. She doesn't even stop eating the hot dog. No, she doesn't. Really? She's got the hot dog on her mouth the whole time now. She's called hot dog girl in the movie. Really? In the credits, it's hot dog girl. And it's, because every time

he pushes his cock in, the hot dog pushes out. And then she puts the hot dog in his cock flops out. He's like, to me, to you, Timmy, the fuck old brother. To me, to you, to me.

Like a modern day chaplain. Yeah. And then it ends up, okay, they leaving a party and they're like, I hate you and they end up choking you to her on the floor right on on the street and they just like lie on the pavement for a while then he drives her to the airport

yeah he she flies off and he just sits on his car like the bottom of his car watching a plane fly off yeah and then he turns up the radio and just hear Anthony Coombe are talking about George Zimmerman and Trevon Martin there is just

look at the statistics there's so much black on black crime and then just Finn the guy just smiles like Logan Ryan's season two

yeah does it a faint smile at the end so that's weird why did you watch that oh it's on Mooby

oh okay so my roommate has movie so he watches these things yeah man and I do respect sometimes these weird movies

when you watch so many paint by numbers Antman Quantum Mania shit you know with Johns and Majors

sometimes just need a little break and you watch a hot dog girl getting fucked You sure do. Yeah, yeah.

You'll watch a movie where... We're just going to bus Irish. You'll see that in real life, man. Yeah. Is this an interactive theatre piece? Yeah, it is. Yeah, go for a. Jonathan Majors, he's a bad man.

Yeah, it's funny because he's... Because he's beating women, which is bad. Yeah. And now we know. Sorry, someone texts me there about having drinks. You got invited as well. Who is that? I'm not going to stay on the podcast.

Someone invited us for drinks. Oh. you want to go for drinks? Or would you rather stay inside and watch a movie where a woman takes a shit and see?

Those are the only options. You can watch box car or burth or you go outside. You can't do both. It depends on who it was. I'll tell you afterwards. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay.

But what was my point? So John's the Major's, it's funny because he's had such a glow up, you know? He's like, they all want him, you know? And he's going to be in the

Creed movie, he's going to be a new Avengers movie. Yeah. And now his agent today just dropped them because of no what's the actual allegation he's slapping holes he's slapping a bitch yeah

these poor bitches he was slapping a bitch but apparently he's a text where she said sorry I haven't read it fully I'm I kind of like to read a headline and make up my opinion sure you sure do yeah so I read a headline where it turns out there's a text where

she was like oh sorry where they taught sorry were they taught that you slap me, but it was all misunderstanding. Yeah. Okay. So, let's see what happens, you know. Wait, I've heard, though,

that it sounds... No, you didn't. Okay, right. I heard as well, I heard he's a very bad person. I've heard he's, uh, you know, a serial offender. He's been doing it a few times. It's weird. Now, what was, so it's Creed 3.

What are the other ones? I know you mentioned them there. The Avengers. He's going to be in the Kang dynasty playing Kang. That's a new adventure movie, yeah. Are they going to cut him out? I think, well, no. They're going to

CGI in Kevin Spacey Just his head They won't change The body In the last movie Ant Man Tree ends like

I'm not joking A football stadium Full of Johnton Majors Really Wow imagine being his victim in the cinema Oh no There's like 33,000

Johnton Majors And they're all angry And you made the dinner wrong Yeah And they're all hungry They're hangary They need them munch

I'll tell you what I watched two Paul Schrader movies Yeah I watched blue collar Yes And hardcore I love them both by the way Real good

Yeah Blue color is Harvey Kitell And Richard Pryor Yeah And they play two union guys It's like a drama It's a drama It's kind of like an anti-union drama

Where Anti-Union Yeah it's about the union Being corrupt Oh I'll tell you what I only like unions When they're corrupt

I think normal union's kind of bad but I love a corrupt union. Of course. I love stories but then work with the mafia and this is what this movie's about. So basically they're like two guys

who are put down upon by the union. The union fucks with them takes their money, doesn't do anything. They work in like a factory. Yeah, some shitty factory.

Car parts. You know, the machinery is all shit and they keep like, you know, it keeps jamming and they keep hurting themselves. Where's it set,

Detroit? I don't know. Okay. Probably not Monaghan, but the point is, okay, wouldn't be allowed. No, it wouldn't.

We wouldn't want any Harvey Keitel's in Monaghan. No problem, Richard Pryor, hey We love him Hey, he comes over He smokes crack He slaps women He sets himself on fire

He's a good laugh He's a monoton man He's a good man He's a monotan man Every shape and colour But the point is So they decide to rob The Union Volt

Okay I get about 600 in it Like that's weird It's only 600 But then the Union reports They took You know 15 grand And turns out

It's all in the mafia so they haven't just robbed the union they've robbed the mafia and now but they have a book so it's like $600 in the vault and this little black book in a vault yeah it's a tiny amount all right yeah and they're like

what the fuck in a little black book and they almost forget about the black book to put in the back pocket turns out that has all the fake all the they keep a ledger of all the money that's being transferred back to the mafia so that's actually worth a lot so they try and blackmail the

the union reps with that interesting it's fun it's interesting they do a great job of showing just how shit life is yes where it's like you know if you work in a factory you might as well you hope the mob will kill you yeah exactly they're like they're like that'd be a funny movie actually we're just like

yeah just like oh boy I can't wait come on guys kill me and the family as well do it like the funny bit where like Richard Pryor on the taxes for it was supposed to have six kids right but he's only got three so when the tax man comes over he's got to run over to the neighbors and take some kids.

Oh, that's funny. Yeah, yeah. That's good. Paul Schrader is quite funny as well. Like, he's got a good vibe to it. It's a fun movie. I really like the relationship between Kytel and Pryor, which is funny because in real life, I'm going to hate each other.

Really? Because Kytel was like, read the script and Pryor's like going off and having a lot of fun. Yes. And Kytel does not like fun. No. Apparently at one stage, Kytel was like, read the fucking script. And then, um, um, um, Pryor's bodyguard. put

him, bish he shut them onto the ground and battered Cytel's face to a pulp serious? Yeah, yeah.

Jesus. I mean, Kytel gave some licks back but like, you know, he was severely injured. Yeah, sure, yeah. You definitely,

you can't do that. Yeah, no, it's a bit mad. His face is worth money. Yeah, that's the moneymaker. Exactly, yeah, yeah,

I mean, don't get me wrong. He's got a rocking bod. He's got a tight body, a nice big cock, but that face is important. Matt, his body is crazy in this like he's chiseled bad lieutenant you ever see him oh this is a young smoking crack with his cock out you're probably too gay to appreciate it but i was loving it

because i'm a man yeah man he's great in this they're both great i like i liked it a lot there's a great bit where like they're talking about how much you love their wives and how hard it is you know like you know like um kytel's maybe this is a simpson's reference by the way kai tell's kid needs braces oh he's got to pay for braces probably is yeah yeah but they're talking about how hard it is but like, you know, let's relax. Let's buy loads of coke and bang hoars. So they go with like a whorehouse, they're banging all these. And, like, you know, Pryor's like talking about like, man, it's so hard, you know, I got to feed my kids.

And Kai Tell's literally eating pussy. Oh. Like, he has to, he's like wiping, like, pussy juice off his mouth. Like, I know it's hard. I love my wife as well. Waka, waka, walka, like goes Pac-Man on the pussy. Oh. Wap, wah, wah, mawap.

Yeah. Get the cherry. Yeah. You find her. clit and then you turn blue and I don't know, eat the pimp I guess with that track. Is that the logic

there you eat her pimp? I don't know anyway. Yeah, it was quite a funny movie now. We're bit drama as well. Now the ending's a little bit cheesy. Okay. Well, it is 78, you know. Like it literally ends with them, do you mind if I say? Go for it. It's about the journey not the ending. Yeah. It ends with them

like... Look, if I get to see Harvey Kytel munching box, there's no way you could spoil that film. for me. It ends with like they kind of win, semi-win all right, but then they're arguing out something and they're like, you know, screw you and they go to fight each other

and it freezes and it ends up like, you know. Like Rocky Three. But then it ends with a little monologue where it's like whether you're white or black rich or poor, the corporations tear us all apart. That's right. Boom, boom, boom, boom, blue collar. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, it just ends with that.

That's pretty good. Yeah, I liked it a lot. That's a nice message. Yeah. And then, to top it off then, for dessert, I then watch Hardcore, which is another Schrader movie. Yeah, you're a big Schrader fan. I love, hey, there's a lot of Shrader movies out there. I think he's a very underrated guy.

So, like, you know the way if you say, like, I like Tarantino. It's like, why, you want a medal? Yeah. You want a cookie? But if you like Schrader, people are like, oh, this guy really knows his stuff. I better flate him in the best. flate him in the bathroom That's right

I better eat his asshole while my friend cradles his balls because he knows about the movie Blue Collar That's right Mrs. Ice Spice I do like Schrader I like the movie

First Reformed With Agent Hawk Now let me jizz In your big Annie Afro You ginger bitch Is that real You know what

That's like Irish blackface She's doing Irish blackface on her head with her big curly Annie Afro But no no If I point that art I'm a big freak and a prick

Whoa I'm just an old man It's like shut up old man We love ice spice I'm like Well I never Everyone does look ice spice Although I heard someone say that it's actually All the government operation

Oh care That was me And I stand by Wait, what? Tell me this now. No, you come on, you can't prick my fancy like that and then just give me blue balls. I didn't read it properly, but apparently her agent's Jewish, so there you go. Wait, no, I think this is the clip you sent me, it was Irv Gotti's brother. Yeah, you do know.

They co-founded Murder Inc. records together. Basically saying, like, yeah, she's been cultivated. But as have every... I think the rumor I heard is that they're trying to sell her music for most. money. Wow. That's what the Pentagon documents that were leaked

this week were all about. I do love, by the way, like a lot of times... The Ice Spice File is out there. A lot of these conspiracies here is like, you know, man, Pfizer was trying to make money. Yeah, yeah.

Fair play. Even those Pentagon leaks, a lot of that stuff was kind of obvious. What were they even? A lot of the Pentagon stuff was like, man, the Mossad are spying on people. Yeah. Like stuff like that.

Yeah. Or actually the only interesting was like the Mossad they're actually, I think trying to support protests against Benjamin Nanyahu. So they're going against Benjamin now. Because he's been there so long and he's pissed off

the Mossad as well. But a lot of it was just like you know, oh, these documents reveal that the Ukrainian army is actually smaller than the Russian army. Yeah, yeah. I believe that. Well, basically just like all the info that we're getting over here is like, yeah, Ukraine are kicking Russia's ass. Turns out that's all

bullshit. It's like, anyone with half a fucking brain be able to tell you that like man I was telling you before I was listening to a Ukraine podcast yeah it's a very pro-Ukraine podcast you know I'm not going cowards

cowards I've started with my own podcast to fight back it's a disc track but my point is literally every few weeks through like Russia is on its knees

yeah this is the final we're going to win this war tomorrow and it keeps going on yeah it's like day 400 and something what the fuck like yeah

and it's the news this is good. Like, Russia is kind of hard to fight. Yes. They're very good at it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit of experience. Yeah. So, but then the thing is, like, you leaked that and people like, this is Russian, the revealing the truth that's just Russian misinformation.

Yeah. He always, like, a 21-year-old trying to impress his, like, online friends. Yeah, he leaked it on Discord as well. Like, there was just... Tug-smasher or something. Yeah. He's in jail now, isn't they, they arrested him? Yeah. Yeah. Go on just eat those M&Ms, your little pig. He was just holding them in his hand just like

oh I don't know if I should come on munch them yes little piggy likes his chocolate munch munch munch like ice spice yeah yeah yeah what age is ice spice I want I want enough I don't know

she's old enough to leak pentagon secrets okay she got that pentagon pussy before we go I'll talk about hardcore real quick I love hardcore hardcore hardcore starts George C Scott

as a single father he's a religious guy Right Loves his daughter Yes He's a bit strict But you know He has to be

Sure For a single dad Oh yeah And this world's crazy out there He don't want to be There some freewheeling Hippy Fucking freak fatter

It's like yeah Do some cocaine for me honey Yeah Why don't you suck a cock For me honey Do you make your daddy proud Yeah Your feather would be prude

Yeah That's how you get An ice spice right there That's a But one day his daughter Goes missing He's like What the fuck

Because she went to a Bible camp or something never came back. Yes. So he has to hire Peter Boyle. Okay. A PI defined

to find his daughter. That's great. And like a week later Peter Boyle is like yeah I think I found your daughter but tell you come with me and he brings him to the cinema

he's like, well why are we going to the cinema? I don't have time for this. Yeah, just watch the movie. It's just the new act bad at the was. My Jonathan Majors here my favorite actor.

That's a real. man. But anyway, so he's watching it's like, this is a sex movie. I can't watch a, honey. And you spat on me there, but I don't even mind. And his daughter getting fucked by two guys. And he's like, whoa, no. Peter Boyle cut a warden a little bit.

Turn off. Turn it off. Oh, God. I can't believe you made me buy the tickets for this. For God's sake. And the popcorn and the M&M's. I wasn't to watch air. There's some black people up the front, like, Oh, that bitch's pussy getting eaten like a motherfucker.

Be quiet, I'm trying to hear. I'm missing plot points, please. That's my daughter. Oh, they eating that bitch's pussy. Ha ha. You don't know the white bitch. Lour the dick. Yep, that's what happens.

That's what happens. I don't need a white bitch. A black woman got too much self-respecter like dick. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so. think it's funny the idea of like someone like reading back this like you said a black woman

too much respect to like dick do you honestly believe that what did you mean by that I was just trying to impress James he says so many horrible things I was trying to keep up well President Caird has

completely he denies ever being a part of that podcast he said you were using AI technology to replicate his voice that's right folks this crazy bridewood tool fella look hey I got nothing against him

mental health is a very important problem in our country but uh Mayo for Sam Woo Yeah that's That's gonna be the future Me

The President of the United States Of the World Federation The World Wrestling Federation Yeah But look I won't say too much about the movie because it is very good he befriends the prostitute then to find the daughter

and they have a little kind of like a fun you know because he's like I go to mass every Sunday and she's like well I was sucking cock since I was 15 oh well I guess we're both on our knees huh? Stop crying

come on laugh you dumb broads can't take a joke you can take a cock but you can't take a joke you whore you goddamn horror It's a lovable comedy What's saying about Paul Schrader

Especially his early work Like very nitty gritty Seedy This is very seedy as well Smelly It's a great It's a kind of film That you can smell the jizz

Through the screen Because you're just jizzed on yourself So I tell you Most of his movies are like Man Lonely Man On a Mission Lonely man

Who's been Hurt And kicked her ar'd by a cruel world finally takes Lloyd to his own hands. It basically ends like taxi driver

as well but yeah that's great a lot of his movies like that were just end I think light sleepers

ends the same way yeah a few different movies I'll tell you go look at his IMDB there's a lot of good stuff

there man no I believe it yeah what was the one he did where we saw Lindsay Lowhan's tits

yeah the canyons as well terrible fellow and bought great tits hey sometimes you do one for them one

for you and I got to see James Dean's cock yeah which I'd ever seen before now I see it all the time

I close my eyes and I see you big old pecker big big pecker anyway I tell you what we were going to talk about succession episode four

yeah but we're at an hour there basically so we might save that for next week and we can talk about four and five maybe yeah I don't think

we get much out of it really could we yeah we need a few episodes ago when we talked yeah did you like it though it was great

it was great yeah yeah it's good I like to be honest I want to see I mean, no spoilers but it really points towards Kendall's going to become a bit of a shit head

which I like I do like Kendall like you do all like the learning and all this sadness Like I want to Dushbag Kendall is always the best Kendall's an addict So it's like when an addicts

He's a little bag of coke That's all I can think about And they're like Yeah guys that's just Can we just uh Can we just uh yeah can we just Let's focus on We're gonna go to Coke now are we

Yeah We're gonna go to the bathroom now It's like Okay we got this now Yeah And the funny thing is like it's not even it's basically

a ceremonial thing really it's just like you're going to be in charge for a handover and that's it but I have a theory that like they kind of don't want this to happen now they might blow it up themselves

on purpose so they don't have to sell and now they can just be in charge of the company yeah more than likely or to try and rearrange the deal so it's like okay well we want to be in charge

I'm Kendall yeah I'm in charge and a big spoiler Shiv's pregnant you called that I did call it yeah yeah why you see

any woman I see I'm like pregnant she's up the duff she's got a fucking frog in her box you know I'm excited for the election yeah

I didn't realize the election's like 10 days away in the show it's gonna be I thought it was like going to be like a far out thing

I didn't think the election even started you because we they didn't really mention it too much like in season four

so and obviously because of last week it's funny an afterthought. It's really not important. No. In the grand scheme of things, no matter what the president is, the president at the end of the day will help with the ratings maybe, but that's it.

It's a show. It's a puppet pageantry. It's all a facade, my friend. Oh, you calm down now. You're going to get us all killed. You want to leak that, like the Pentagon leak. You're like, man, voting is dumb. And the CIA are like, the people can't know about this. We need, yeah, we need incriminating evidence of Katten. Anyway.

Anyway, so before we go, I'm going to be going out drinking tonight with some guys I might take some more shrooms. You're doing whiskey clubs, so... Yeah, yeah, I'm drinking whiskey. You got any plans? Do you go and see any movies or anything going on at all? Nothing at all, literally nothing.

Just be sitting in a room, staring at the wall that's staring back, you know? And it's great. I'm blowing it, you know? Yeah, I'm like a monk. You know? I don't know. You got stuff going on.

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Got some gigs coming up. Yeah, the sandwich. I did. I did. Yeah, yeah. And now my tummy hurts.

Oh, you eat more M&M. Yeah. That's what I get for eating a Tesco sandwich. It's probably made out of pigeon. You were basically asking for it. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, look, I'll be fine. That's the thing.

That's what you don't realize, you know. I'm just gearing up for my second wind. And when I, oh, you're all going to fucking feel my wrath. Yeah, there's nothing else I want to talk about, really. So we can just end it there. I want to do something cool next week. What can we talk about next week now? Let's brainstorm for a second before we go.

This is a free one, so who cares? I mean, Barry's back. I can't believe Barry is, like, apparently they've done two episodes already, and I haven't. Barry kind of got overshadowed by Succession. Succession's a big brother. Barry's a little sister, you know? Barry's very much the Conroy. Yeah.

there's really nothing I want to watch I was just saying there to someone I went to the cinema I saw all these trailers for things and like a few years ago the show trailer for The Flash and you got like two Batman's in it and Ezra Miller

who likes you know doing bad shit and if I was a kid I would have loved I would have loved Ezra Miller but now I just don't have not I'm not arced anymore it just seems like it's gonna be a long shit film I don't have the energy to watch things anymore

yeah everything's shit Yes, it is. It is. That's why I'm doing mushrooms now. It's just to watch the flash. Just to face the monotony and banality of everyday shitty life.

I have to take psychotropic substances just to get out of bed. Yeah. Maybe maybe I'll what could I do now? I don't know.

Eat some more M&Ms. Before we go like I want to do that I'm like before we go what are you

doing nothing nothing all right I keep rubbing in as well yeah yeah yeah

definitely doing something right you're doing nothing are you James oh lots of nothing my friend

lots of nothing all right uh well go then I might watch some more Polish Raider movies

yeah do yeah good oh oh yeah oh oh yeah oh stop that

all right okay bye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye