Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 194 : The Gay Gatsby

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

Episode 194 : The Gay Gatsby by Brian and James F**K Each Other

You go. There you go. Well, I'm doing good, man. I'm feeling good. You know what I like now? I'm sitting in this high chair. You're in the little bitch chair. You're on the bitch rack and I'm lording over you. I don't like the term bitch chair. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Mongo chair. Pussy retard. That makes me feel more important. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Special needs. So have you watched, okay, can we do something for anything? Okay. You told me about tread. Yes. And I haven't, I don't know, it's weird because you were like, oh, should we talk about treads? And I was like, what are you talking about? Oh, you wouldn't know I asked actually Had we talked about it before Because I was like I either heard about it On a podcast that I was listening to Or that I was taking part in

I can't remember which It all immersing to one Was I talking to Joe Rogan Or listening to Joe Logan While wanking Or what was it now That's crazy man You're masturbating right there man

I'm like young Jamie Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pull him off, Jamie. Pull him off. Yeah, that'll be my dream. You're young, Brian. Brian, pull him off real quick. Man, that'll be my dream. We got Tim Dillon here. Pull him off. That's what I know I've made it. It's when I'm getting wanked off on Joe Rogan. No, you're wanking on. What are you doing the wanking, Brian. It's good exposure. Yeah, so I watch this documentary called.

Just real quick. So the minute I'll let you get talking is like, okay, right. No, can trust you with that, James. Sorry, I gave you the ball. I was like, feed me the rock coach, I'm ready. Feed me the rock. Give me the biscuits. Here we go. Yeah. So real quick, just so you know the format of the show. Yeah. We're going to talk about

Tread, then Nicholas Rossi, then Celtic Pride, and then maybe Edmund. Right. That's a great episode right there. That's a hell of a line-up. Four things that nobody knows anything about. Exactly. What are you going to talk about? Fucking what. Avatar 2. Fuck off.

That game. of water oh okay so tread is this documentary that I watched right so it's about this guy it's like set in a rural town in Colorado right and this guy the back story is this real this is a real thing there's a true story so it was a documentary there's a real thing this guy he like it was like just like shitty little land disputes this guy had a small business he wanted to expand and but then like the he said like the local like county council basically or their equivalent, all came together

and conspired against him. It happens all the time. Yeah, exactly, yeah. So this guy kind of's like, well, this is it. They've all, they've all, like, you know, they're all against me. So now I have no choice but to seek my revenge. So he basically, like, sells his business, sells his property, sells everything,

cuts off ties with everyone. And he just spends a whole year in a shed. He buys a bulldozer. And he's just like doing it up. He's just like getting, like, all this, like, sheet metal and concrete. He takes his bulldozer tour. Well, like, like the A-Team. Yes, exactly

like the A. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And I'm B.A. Barrackus. He's like, calling Mad Murdoch and B.A. Baracus all merged together, you know? Yeah, continue, yes. So, he is... I'm erect. He gets this bulldozer, and he just

does it up with sheet metal, turns it into a completely impenetrable tank. And, like, so he spends a whole year doing it, and then one day he just starts to drive through the town and starts demolishing all the businesses and properties of the people who

have fucked him over and but he also has like a 50 caliber rifle set up so like anytime the cops try to come near him he starts shooting at them and stuff yeah man he goes full fucking I know you're supposed to like not root for him but I'm so rooting for a man

yeah he is my hero now it used to be Malcolm X and Gandhi fuck them lads though Pusties what was his name like Marvin or something. Of course it's a Marvin. Marv. His name was like Marvin Gay Man. He's like, I'm just I'm not gay. Marvin's

a cool name. But here's the thing. He also like has this confessional. So this is, you hear his voiceover. He's like recording audio tapes. I'm the whole time I'm watching it. He's just there like, I had no choice. I tried my best. I tried to do the right thing.

But they all conspired against me. And I'm watching it there. I'm thinking Oh shit I am this guy I am Marv I'm full of I'm Marv I'm out The intuition

I'm Marf I'm yeah It was not the ability To build up a bulldozer I couldn't even drive A bulldozer You know what I mean It was funny

You do your own version You have your car outside And you're just like Sell it take You got Prit Stick And you just got Rappers from Burger King You're the crowd

From Burger King You're sticking to the car I has is my last resort They pushed me you listen up you fuckers you scum fox this is a man who would take it no more so he's basically Travis Bickle in a bulldozer man he's bulldozer Bickle you know what I can see why you were the talk I know about this because it seems like something that I am very much invested in yeah this is my DNA in every sense it's so funny but you know obviously like it's kind of it's funny

up until a point so like he's just like going through the town he's destroying it. The cops are all shooting at him. They're trying to get into him. He had to just, it was impenetrable. They could not get him. But the way it goes wrong for him, right? He's driving through like this fucking, like, destroying this building. He didn't realize there

was a basement in it. So the bulldozer kind of tips in and he can't move. And then the engine's overreating. So he's just stuck there like and he can't go anywhere. So he just takes a 37 magnum gun and

shoots himself in that head. It was so funny, if he was really hot and there, he has to take off his trousers first, you know? Like Ace Ventura, yeah, too. He just wiggles out and then shoots himself. But yeah. That'd be still funny at Ace Venture, nature calls where he wiggles out a rhino and then kills himself.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, and he says it was vaccines that did it. But anyway, yeah. When was this? What year was this? 2004 is when it happened. How have I not heard about this? Here's the thing. So the Dr. Andrew

just came out there in 2019. what happened was yeah so it was a big news story all around the world for like a day but then the day after Ronald Reagan died so the coverage got completely the sneaky

Reagan's such a diva by the way you know Reagan's kind of like you know like a hot girl like when her friend does something hot girl I did that as well I'm also pregnant yeah his super it's Reagan's super sweet 16 oh that's so cool I need to watch this

Tread. Where is it? It's called Tread. You can find it on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just like, it's a very interesting, because the thing is like, the sort of, like, he's painted as this totally mental, like, you know, because he's like, you don't like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like he's, you know, in his

audio tapes, he's like, this was meant to happen. This was always my path. I didn't realize it. I was chosen by God to do this. And he's, yeah, but all the people are like, no, we didn't do anything to Marvin. He just got it in his head someday. It's like, well, I think you're maybe, he's definitely going over the top

with it, but you guys did fuck him a little bit. How did they fuck him? Like, basically, they just kind of made it, like, you know, they sort of forced him through, like, just like a bunch of red tape and like, you know, he wanted to expand his business, but. What was the business? He had some, it was like a muffler shop or something, but it was like, really, like, he was very well known in the town for, I know, for his welding capabilities. Like, people would say, he was, he was, he was, said he was just like extraordinarily gifted at metal work and obviously that shows because he takes his

bulldozer and by himself over the course of a year builds it. It's like he had like sheet metal then concrete then another layer of sheet metal like he turned it into an like just a tank you know like a World War 2 tank. That's like a very

just good work. Yeah yeah yeah by like it's a very impressive you know thing that he did and his ideology is even more it's funny like normally with these like you know he read the manifesto it's all like you know the hoars made me sad or like

it's like the Jews or the whores or you're the two hoars made me the saddest of all yeah well this just seems like you know I wanted to sell my mufflers they don't they're discriminating against mufflers they kind of like bought the land around his property and he had to like

you know they sort of hit him he was getting fined every day by like the EPA for environmental things because they were trying to get him to hook up his fucking water and sewage lines to their mains and he didn't want to do it

he was very ignorant and pig-headed didn't want to bow down to the man and they all didn't like him because he was such a fucking... Would you think he's like a libertarian type guy? Yeah exactly like that a lot of these libertarian guys are so like

I'm not doing this is like just getting a driver's license like very basic stuff like no! I mean basically he you know he did go out with the sort of the same kind of mentality as a mad shooter. It's like he knew he was going to die

that day. He had planned on it. He was like as soon as I kind of get to a point where I can't go on the machines fucked. He had the gun there. He was always going to kill himself. So this was his major plan. Did he kill many people? No, he didn't kill anyone. Nobody died. It was just property.

This is a bit of crack. Yeah, exactly. It would have been very funny up until the point that he shoots himself at the face. No, that's the cherry on top. If he gets arrested and he's in prison being like, I regret my actions. Yeah. I don't even like mufflers. That ruins everything.

You know, you need to have an end. Need a story to end right there. Yeah. They should make a movie. If you were going to cast, make the movie, okay? Who would play this guy? Who? Jeff Bridges. He's a bit too old for that, is he? You have to see G. No, your man, I think he was, well, your man was like 58, so, yeah, so you're, right,

who, Hugh Lorry. Let's see that. I was thinking Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin, the fat suit, maybe. Yeah, the guy wasn't fat, though. In my version, he's fat. Okay. In my version, he's comically fat.

It's a little, he doesn't tell you. It's Ralphie Maehae in a tank. Yeah, yeah. He looks like those two fat twins on the rascal scooters. You know, in my version, not a tank, he's a little scooter.

And he sits on it. It's just one of those, like, little electrical toy cars that go like, yeah. He's got a little bell goes, ding, ding, ding. And he shoots himself. But, yeah, no, it's a fun.

It's just like a cool little character study it's only 90 minutes it's a nice little self-contained story it's worth a watch you know it's funny actually and this is i didn't even think about this now but my roommates are watching the full monte last night okay that's about welders as well you know they're welding things but kind of shows the in sheffield yeah sheffield kind of shows that the american idea is to like you know make a big tank and try and kill everyone yeah and their sheffield version like let's we're all fat and losers let's strip what's show a cox have you ever seen the Full Monty. I never have, no. I was surprised by

how heartwarming is. I kind of wish I watched the whole thing. I was kind of going in and out. Right. I was jerking off over porn, you know, in the corner. Oh, what? I'm joking. I was sick, freak. I was watching basketball, even worse. So I was going up and down, you know, but I was popping in now. I was liking it. So the whole thing is to get laid off from their

steel mill over the fuck, right? So they have to earn a few bob so they become strippers, right? Well, that's they want to become a stripper. Robert Carlyle's like, oh, we can do it, that's got that chippendale over there. We can do that but we'll be better we'll get a knobs out

yeah that's the whole kind of premise you're going to go to full Monty right have to say um you know Tom Wilkinson yes he's great in this he's a great actor because he I think was the foreman or he was a little bit above them so they're all like working class scum you know yeah he's kind of the white collar the middle

class the bourgeois as it were well I've got quite a card you know he's like that ta you know I'm not like you or top papa I do our shopping marks in spenches every week not just for smish like you povoge. Yeah, exactly.

So he hasn't told his wife. So it's been like five months. He's like, I always like this with guys when they're like, ta, love off to work and then just sit in their car. Just holding a gun, just like, come on. Come on. Just do it. Just do it.

Come on. And then like he like, you know, they're talking to him after. He was like, oh, you know, you know, the wife doesn't know. So all their one, their misses do know. But he's like, what I've got credit card she does? She's spending it. A lot of flipping Nora. Oh, she's chuff and loving that

She wants to go skiing She's out there Buying Bloody Cornation Street VHS box sets It's on bloody Telly every bloody night Why are you buying the blood Just record it off telly

The best of Norris Yes Yes blood My man's ripping Norris fam Get me Any pussies out there You don't know Norris From Cornation Street

fuck you what's the name is it les there's a les lez lez battersby i think lez battersby is in full monty oh really yeah he's in a scene so you get his cock out no he's in a scene where he's too scared to take his cock out right where they're all watching him yeah they'll additions all right he shows up and he goes oh right lads let me do a bit of dance and he goes oh actually i can't do this oh sorry lads i got left my kids in the cars we're kind of funny joke yeah that's good yeah wait so who is it is robert carlyle tom wilkinson and mark adie Yes, the fat guy The fat guy Who's great

He wasn't that fat back then He's a lot of fat He was funny That whole His character is all like I'm so bleeding fat Yeah

He's actually looking great Like he takes his shirt off And he looks better to me He's ripped man Yeah Any other big I'll tell you If Henry Cavill saw that

He'd kill himself He should Yeah I wish I was as cool As Mark Addy Yeah man I'm no witcher Fucking Robert Baratian

Baby Yeah Well I'm trying to take him out Who else is there Dez? Dimsdale from only Fils and Horses. Dimsdale? Is that his name

the black guy? Literally the only black guy. I thought his name was Desmond or Montel or Jemaricl? Nah, I don't know. I don't know. I can't remember. Two pack. Two pack from only Fils and Horses.

All right, two pack. This time next year, we'll be in California. California love. Yeah, out there with the motherfucking trotter bros. And we know we fucking mad holes. I got grandpa on my dole.

Yeah. Uncle Albert's terrified. During the war. And he's talking about the East Coast, West Coast rap war. During the war I love how autistic. We told Biggie not to fly out to California. We shed the

gunning for you out there, Big Papa. Naturius B.I.G. Yeah, you're right. This is so schizophrenic. We're so autistic. It's great. is a superpower. I'm like, oh, I'm souped up right now. Here's the thing. I think, look, I mean, let's be

honest, and this may come across as arrogant, but I don't think anybody does autism better than us. No, no one. We have perfected autism. We're doing it better than everyone. I'm sorry that, you know, look, just sit in it, sit and swivel. We've got to block out the

haters. I hate these people, like, I'm autistic and you're driving, they're driving fast cars and dating loose women. It's like, you're doing it wrong. I'm doing it right, okay? We're talking about Norris and notorious B-I-G. Yeah, yeah. Norris, that's their end words.

Yo, what my Norris, she said? Yee, yeah. Norris, you crazy for this one? But it's a fun movie, by the way. Now, again, I went in now, but I watched the last little bit were to do the big strip. By the way, those women are fucking loving it.

Of course they are. So apparently, they actually did take their cocks out. You don't see in a movie, but they do take their cocks out you see their full bare arses and all the women because they're wearing like policemen hats

and then they throw the hats away I mean I'm just assuming I'm approaching from the mind of a screenwriter Brian if I was to surmise I've seen full Monty actually have you I've seen bits of it I've seen bits of it I've seen it all

I have the tattoos yeah okay I have another podcast it's just dedicated it's just me talking about the full Monty is like Tom Wilkinson's character here's the backstory that I wrote This Full Monty fan fiction I've seen bits of it too

If you did have a full Monty podcast You'd be in for a tree Because I think in two months time We're getting the Full Monty TV show Really? Yeah starring Robert Carlyle Mark Addy Okay good

I thought you were going to hit me with a You know there's going to be a Starring Hadda Gatsby Hannah Gadsby Lindy West All the people that make you sick James All the people who secretly mock you James They do, I knew it

I knew it Yeah So yeah So it's gonna be all the cast They're back Although you know the really good looking guy I think his name's actually guy In the movie

Okay The really good looking guy Apparently he got me-toed Oh really? Yeah Okay So I can't remember No again

He's not memorable He literally look up as IMDB It says like Full Monty Raip That's it he made so much money off full Monty he could he could rape

that's how he could move to London to focus on his raping career and then it turns out after Me Too his raping career was problematic we found out the hard way we didn't know any better back in the day you know we're all Bobby Lee you know I didn't know any better

but like here's thing I liked it a lot and I kind of want to watch the whole thing but I couldn't find it online then I tried to watch it online I couldn't find it I think Disney are cracking down on it Okay, yeah, Disney. Like, they just have, like,

rooms full of servers dedicated to preventing the pirating of the full Monty. You, it's funny, the Mandalorian, I can watch that No Butter for free. They're like, we don't care. That's the bit of crack, you know. All the Star Wars stuff is just to build up money for the real passion project.

Full Monty. It's like the Citizen Kane, man. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be, they're all back, kind of like a train spotting two. Like, they're all, I wonder what the crack is. I bet you if it's the best. it's like they've all given up stripping

but one of them is like prostate cancer I'm gonna guess no only fans man it's the full Monty on only fans they're all gonna be fisting each other it's Robert Carlisle's gonna be fist in Mark Addy while Tom Wilkinson pisses on him and Guy is in the corner just like having sex with a corpse

you can't get me toed by a corpse trust me on that I can tell you that for a fact. Actually, you're wrong. Oh, really? Oh, shit. Oh, those goddamn psychic mediums. Ugh. A guy did get Me Too for that. For what? Banging a corpse?

Yeah, so basically, I think there was some coroner in the UK. I think I told you about this. I think I rang you in the middle of night and was like, James. James, wait, go. It's happening. It's happening. First it came from Harvey Weinstein. I said nothing.

Yeah, there was some guy in the UK. I think there's some kind of weird thing where like the bodies were all kind of weird They're like there's something weird in the bodies They're all They're all full of jizz But not where the jizz normally is I think it was like

Oh you know what it is actually I remember now So the guy was a coroner All right And he had a girlfriend and everything Yeah A lot of these guys know about sex There's some weird things

They were like rape It's not about sex It's like a power kind of thing All right I imagine But like this guy He was dating the girl And suddenly this girl

got like this really weird thing where her vagina and was like and she got to It got wet Oh this is a medical emergency What's going on It's not supposed to do that

Well she went to the GP The vagina college The vagina colleges Yeah And he checked It's like this is a kind of It's like Chlamydia but it's like

Climydia I've never seen before It turns out It's the only kind of Climedia to get from having sex With dead people Okay So because that they went back And traced all the people

They work with I think it's like no He's like 200 dead people That's a good find Yeah I'm going to dig up more dead people There's like extreme numbers right there The family don't like that by the way

Fucking a corpse Yeah they don't like If you like if you have sex with old granny Yeah Yeah yeah yeah The family gets so angry It's a real full paw It's in the new season the curb

I'm Larry What the fuck are you doing You fucking a corpse now I'm fucking a corpse No I'm not fucking the corpse Jeff you fat fuck You're fucking Fugauser

Oh, the fuck man! P.S. Your vagina's in the sink. Oh, it's actually your cunt is in the sink. God damn it. Look, he got there. It's close enough going. Larry, I'm an orphan, Larry. Oh, little orphaned funcawager. Yeah, fucking Richard Lewis, man.

He's next for the chopper block. You know, it's so funny. It came out recently. He's like, he's been diagnosed. He has like MS. He's like, of course he has. He has everything, you know. yeah but like his new like season of curbed

he's like okay so in this season Richard gets into skateboarding so come on do it do the Olly do the kickflip oh no please he takes on his long list now yeah

remember that that was his bit it's like oh I just have some a list of pet peeves and it was just a very big long page God stand up his shit is there you know what I've seen somebody do that recently?

Me, is that? Not you? No, no, no. But I was like, I wanted to storm the stage, like fucking Will Smith, you know? It's like, this is a Richard Lewis bit, you hack. Get Richard Lewis's name out, your motherfucking man. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway. So, let's talk about something different now. Okay. Celtic pride. Celtic pride. Now, I'll be honest, I kind of built this up in my head. Is it Celtic pride or Celtic pride? You're right, it's Celtic pride. That's the kind of thing. So, because they're the Celtics.

Already it's annoying, isn't it? Already I fucked it up right there. Might as well. No, because Celtic pride is the actual right term, but it's because it's about the Celtics. Well, it's funny as well, because Boston's really retarded, all right?

So even like their sports team, they get it wrong, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, even, I always hear this, like, even like I've heard like British people say this. They say Gallic. Gallic. They're like, I'm going to learn gallic.

They're like, I'm going to learn gallic. In fairness, though, take a look at that word when it's written down. Oh, I know. That's a fucking nightmare. What is that? I know. We've got Cueva and all that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a jibble. Like, I'll be honest with you, okay.

And I might not, it might lose my coup for saying this. Like, my cool credentials, my IRA credentials. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the British, like, they were right to take us over. They were. Yeah. They didn't do a good enough job. They should have kept us down. Yeah, man. There's all those troublemakers like Michael Collins.

Yeah. And Bobby Sands. Eat a sandwich and clean this place up. It's disgusting. You pig. Anyway, so... I'd be very funny if I get murdered by the RA

for making jokes about Bobby Sands. Yeah, of everything there, yeah, yeah. The IRA loves Celtic Pride, by the way. They're big Colin Quinn

and Damon Wayne fans. Yeah. No, they're Colin Quinn fans. They're not Damon Wade. They're Colin Quinn and Daniel Stern. Daniel Stern, yeah.

But anyway, yeah, so Celtic Pride. So Celtic Pride is something I always heard about. Yeah. And it was written by Colin Quinn and Juddapel. Yeah, they co-wrote it together.

It's a very early Judapetown movie. Yeah. Directed by some no name who literally doesn't have Wikipedia page. No. Yeah. And it stars Daniel Stern and some other cunt.

Dan Ackwright. And Damon Wayans. Yes. So the whole thing is like Dan Aykroy, Daniel Stern, they're like crazy fanatic Boston Celtic fans and they decide they're going to kidnap Damon Wayans

because he's the star player of the rival team. Yeah, of the jazz. Yeah. And it's like the finals. And it's kind of like a comedic thing where They go out and they meet him and they all get drunk and they wake up and they've kidnapped him.

They're like, oh, my God, I can't believe that. Now, I'm going to rewrite the script now. Good. It's a little bit late. I'll tell you, it needs it. Okay. I'm going to say this up front and I think you'll agree with me. Not a good movie.

It was not, it's also a very... It was boring. It was like, ugh. The word I'd use is limited. There's really not much. It's a very small time frame as well. The whole thing takes place in how long of the time, you know? Like two days?

Not even. Two days. Yeah. days. There's no real funny set pieces or anything. The whole thing is like, so they go to a game. Yeah. And between the game and the next game they've kidnapped the guy, they've had a wacky

adventure. A lot of it is them... Not even really though, they're just in the gaff for most of it. You're like, basically, we're doing... Hey, you're a doo-do hate. We're living that life right now, basically. Yeah, man. We're going to kidnap a black guy. I've been saying that for years. I've got some ideas.

Yeah. But I'd probably fuck up and fucking get an albino. he told me he promised me he was but my point is like it's mostly at the game they have what's an attempt to be like kind of funny set pieces yeah it's just it was just very lazy and underdeveloped and bored like I can

see why it didn't do well sometimes I watch a movie and like I was saying before sometimes you watch a movie and it's so kind of like out there yeah that you're almost impressed the fact of like someone actually took the time to make that you know a racer head or like a David Lynch movie or like someone actually was like I'm going to write this down just kind of weird

dream like logic shite okay push the envelope and actually make it and sometimes the opposite you watch a movie that's so boring and just so like A, B, C yeah, just tedious. I was like how did you even film this without being like just bored yourselves? It's like

you just give, just kill yourself halfway true. You just get a tank and kill yourself. I mean I got to imagine it probably was a lot funnier and then just like the studio made them like caught a bunch of stuff to try to go from the PG-13 rating. It's not that dark. No. They kidnap a guy

but they really make it like oh no you kidnapped them well and like you know but at the end we're all friends. They do become best friend. Describe the plot so it's these two guys yeah and yeah we just did

I don't know how better we could you know what yeah we'll describe the ending how about so the ending describe the ending there Okay, so the screen goes black And a bunch of names Start scrolling up And of all the people

Who should be ashamed of themselves The end I was waiting for the post-credit scene I was like, where's Nick Fury? You're not the only Daniel Stern So yeah, they kidnap him But he gets away, goes and plays the game And then he's like, I tell you what

If I lose this game I'm gonna tell the cops You kidnapped me So the big sort of Their character arc Is these diehard fanatic Boston Celtics fans Are now in the stands at the final game Chearing for the rivals to win

Otherwise they go to jail Yeah Yeah And that's it There's not much character And then the rival team win And don't go to jail And it ends and they kidnap a different

Football player Oh yeah who is that Did you know Dion Sanders Don't ask me where he plays By the way I don't know that much but the joke is like

don't kidnap any more basketball players okay the old bull and chain and then they kidnap a football player I was like oh but this time they kill him that's where they went wrong the last time they savagely butcher him

Daniel starts wearing like a face mask I am become death destroyer of worlds now how can we make this movie better I was thinking the kind of fun either you go like really dark like full-on reservoir dogs and the whole movie's

about how these guys slowly kind of like you start off thinking they're wacky and slowly it becomes a horror movie yes like that'll be really and like you're root

like at start you're like oh screw you Damon Waynes oh you're the rival and suddenly be like it becomes like a fucking I'll tell you what Jordan Peel would have great fun

with this movie yeah this is like a Jordan Peel movie right here well see the thing is there is the sort of racial angle that they ever so slightly

allude to but they never go into no quite the opposite he goes like is this a racial thing and they basically like no it's not well that's what i mean they allude to it it's like it's like that's what alluding to it is mentioning it right alluding well alluding to it would be like you know is it racist or like no it's not like boston's racist but they even mention

that'd be too funny they mention oj as well like you know again it's just a slight nod to it but they very quickly pivoted away it's like it's like it's like stop okay yeah it's like we're we're saying the same thing here i don't know why you're like it's not a good movie james Stop saying it is. Yeah, okay, so there's an angle that they could have went racial to make it more interesting. You know what had been like very wacky, but I thought like maybe fuck it. Yeah. How about like, you know the way they wake up or like, oh my God, we kidnapped him?

Yeah. What about turns out that was a ruse? Okay, here's my plan. All right. Turns out, Damon Waynes, who plays the asshole basketball player. He's very arrogant. He's done to deal with the mafia, all right? to lose the game.

So he's going to lose the game. So he's bet against the team. Yeah. But he thinks like if I lose the team might lose my sponsorship. Sure. I'm going to use these two dumb white guns. Yeah.

And they'd be like, oh no, you've kidnapped me. I can't play the game. But then like they find out and the mafia get involved. Yeah. And eventually they're all on the run to the mafia. And on the run from the mafia, they become friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've got a big bag of money with a dollar sign on it. It's rights itself, man. Man, this is, I'm low with this. You know what? That mafia angle is just such a simple tweak, but just adds so much

to it, it makes it work, it gives it another dimension. Why, how could they not have seen that? Can I be honest with you, James, right? That made me feel so good. That little bit of, like, you agree with me. Yeah. I've had a woman recently say she loves me. I felt nothing.

Oh, okay. Good, good. Good. I felt, it doesn't mean anything, but when you compliment me... On your Spex script rewrite of Celtic pride. finally I could feel pride where shame once was inside

I feel like you know I punch drunk love I have a superpower it makes me strong I have the love of a fat autistic freak it makes me 10 feet tall it would be a fun movie it wouldn't it yeah no I'm with you

I'm loving it It's such a non-event movie. It's like, oh no, we've kidnapped him. Oh, well, he's out, no, he's not kidnapped anymore. Yeah. The end. And we're friends now too. Yeah.

And my wife doesn't leave me. You know what as well as annoying? Because it's the start, you know, Daniel Stern's the start. It's a very funny thing where he's like, you know, some people have no priorities. Oh, by the way, me and your mom are getting divorced. Yeah, yeah. That's very good. I've to leaned into Daniel Stern's crazed element.

A bit like in Home Alone So he's the burger Yeah People by the way Might not know that Yeah That he's in Home Alone

He's the non-Joe Pesci Yeah He plays Marve in Home Alone And I've said this I've been on whack Saying this for years I love Daniel Stern I think he is

He's an underrated comedic gem I hope he's one final Big Break You know where Brian Cranston had breaking back Yes Yeah he

Daniel Stern needs a big break Yeah man You know who else needs a break Colin Quinn. Oh, he's had so many failures, man. Yeah, didn't he just have a heart attack there?

He's back now. He had a heart attack, yeah. Yeah, he was on an airplane, and they were showing Celtic pride. He just went into cardiac arrest. He heard about my spec script. But it just must have been so sickening to see, like, he co-wrote that

with Judd Apatow. Then he gets to see where Judd Apatow went, and yeah. And I like Colin Quinn a lot. He's listened to Open Anthony reruns. Yeah. That was the day. He's just watching like, like shit-y, like low five, like bad quality videos of tough crowd on YouTube.

Man, the tough crowd, you know, you know tough crowd, all right? Yeah. It was a Colin Quinn show, if you don't know, guy. He's kind of aired on Comedy Central. It was a little bit like the kind of like the opposite of the daily show. It was a little bit more like working class, a bit more like, you're pretty conservative. Like, they were kind of like pro Bush a lot of it. Yeah, because they'd have people on

with opposing views, but Nick DePaul was all, it was like, we gotta go out there and bomb these ragheads. It's like, oh my God. And the crowd were like, whoo! They'd have like, uh, what's named a Ginger Woman comedian?

Kathy Griffin. They have like, Cathy Griffith be like, I think we shouldn't kill the Arabs. Yeah. Shut your goddamn mouth, you stupid gut! Who the fuck let this dumb brought in here? And then Patrice would be like,

Hey, Nick, I think you're being, problematic towards women and that's me saying that yeah that Patrice off camera's like excuse me don't be saying that to women all right guy oh sorry the camera's on time to get into character

hello it's Patrice oh no but yeah so tough crowd the whole thing's like it was very kind of like busting balls and you know it was a fun show like you know it was a fun show a lot of it though was kind of like

I understand why I wouldn't have like mass appeal a lot of it was like Jim Norton you're stupid t-shirt I can imagine like most people aren't like you know

he's going after Norton you know what is this you know where's Ice Park where's Kartman

exactly yeah chef's chef's chocolate salty balls yeah it's different but like your point is like

and it's true like the YouTube copies of it are so bad it's like so bad like really it's like

grainy it's like fucking big foot footage you know what I mean literally the footage of Kennedy getting killed was better like Cepruder had it unlocked you know

yeah yeah yeah last thing because I hear people on YouTube a lot I hear him on YouTube not on the street or anything but like like man like tough crowd that was when comedy peaked yeah yeah tough crowd

when it was like you know a fat white guy yelling at a fat black guy that that's comedy right and now it's all James A Caster it's not the same yeah it's James A

Castor and James Corden and they're all getting along. You know Graeme Norton was on Tough Grout? Yeah, they had a few and didn't they have a few British people on as well? But yeah, Graham Norton, that's an interesting one. There was a while there, Graham Norton was attempting to crack the American market.

He had a show called So, I forget what it was called, I think it was like Grame Norton, USA. Yeah, because, yeah, he had like, So Graham Norton. It's so funny to see what his show is now. It's so, like, mainstream and A-Listers, whereas his early Channel 4 shows

were very like he'd get like page 3 models and call them dumb bimboes. He would, yeah. He was kind of like a gay Irish Howard Stern you know. He was a little bit like that and also like when he moved to BBC 2

it was like Jonathan Ross with the four puffs the piano of course and then Graham Norton was like after like he was like so the whole thing is like Graham Norton couldn't get Tom Cruise on yeah of course yeah Tom Cruise but like I'm not saying nothing

well point is again so he would deliberately say they're getting like the B list he would purposely get like F yeah like it'd be funny so he'd get like you know like

the $100 what's they call like the Lee Majors the um oh yeah so he would purposely get like really washed up stars like oh it's the star

of bewitched or something like that like really dumb shows for the 60s and they get some old man and I was like oh I was in yeah

so have you ever sat on a dildo love Yeah, it was like down here Where's Patrice Where's Nick to follow We got really with Tangener Anyway, my point is

Colin Quinn Yeah Pretty interested career Like funny comedian Very funny Yeah no You know And he's had so many

This is what I'm afraid of I'm afraid of I get the things And it all goes to pieces Yes Or I fuck it up myself That's way worse To just never making it

So for example He got SNL Well yeah He took over a weekend update after Norm. Yeah, but before Dives Nestle, have you ever seen any old S&L sketches where Colin Quinn's just part of the sketch? No.

It's pretty awkward. He's in like a friend sketch where he's playing like Chandler, I think. Oh, right. Yeah, I'm Chandler. Yeah. Hey, I'm Chandler. What do you do?

What do I do here? No, you're not. What am I supposed to do here? I never seen the show. I never seen the show. Could I be any much? Friends? I'm Chandler

I have no soup for you Is that this one Huh What you're talking about Eat my shorts Cowabunga I'm Chandler My dad's

Not my dad anymore I'm Chandler My dad's going to Changes It's okay I'm banging this bitch here So it's pretty good Her brother's really Jewish

Oh Colin no but um well so like he got like and like he wasn't really like it's not like his time on weekend update it's like you know oh that was the best he was he made norm look like a pussy you know yeah he's very much like he's the middle ground because after that it was like tina fay and then you know he was kind of like the buffer zone and jimmy phallon and all those be name so again he's just always he's been very he's always adjacent to people who just blow up and he has done good work he's legitimately

good comedians throughout the years but so then he I was telling you downstairs he was offered the role of set Green's character in Austin Powers and he turned it down he was like nah it's beneath me now oh my God he was also he was in Crocodile Dundee 2 I think that's right

yeah that was like his first that was before he did anything I'm not getting the chronology I'm not getting the timeline right here and what else was he in basically that's it like I mean he kind of he's like he's sort of a little bit in that Sandler verse, they'll have like

two lines and grown-ups too. Or hubby Halloween. What's it, Hubey? Hoby Halloween. Yeah, he'd be in that for like, oh, it's Halloween. Don't worry, we're getting a Hubey Halloween too. Are we? We are, bro. We are. Don't kill yourself just yet, kids.

Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'll tell the girlfriend, I actually sent her thing there being like, you know, I'm never going to see you again. Yeah. Look for me in the bottom of the river, bitch. I faked every orgasm. you cunt. Yeah, yeah.

That was monkey jays. Don't ask where I got it. That's none of your beeswax. Yeah. Well, let's just move on. Yeah. What was my point? So, Hubey Halloween, where did you hear this?

Do you hear this in the room or mill? It was Gillis. I heard Shane Gillis say that they're getting the, so he's got the inside scoop. The young bull, you know, he knows what's up. Now, I'll tell everyone in work. Yeah. I can't wait until I tell the 18-year-olds I work with.

Like, guys, she'll be Halloween, too. Come on. Blink 182, we're back. Oh, yeah. Halloween, too. It's all coming up roses. Man, I just saw a couple of articles the other day. Apparently, the Zoomers, the Gen Z kids, they're loving new metal.

They're digging limp biscuit, Lincoln Park and corn. I told you, man, yeah. It's all coming back, man. New metal. If you just wait it out. So for a while there was all the cool non-binary kids having fun, you know, and you were inside being like, get off my lawn. Get off my lawn, I'm listening to Limbiscuit.

But now they're all inside your house, listening to Limbiscuit. And you're like, you know what, kids? You're Mr. Wilson, you know. If you let them into your life and now they're grooving on your music. A man called Otto. Yeah, yeah. You're like the old, you know, I want to be like this. The old neighbor that invites all the young children over to the house.

Yeah, man. And he listens to New Metal. And he's like, don't tell your parents' kids because the old funny dundies don't know how to party like me. Hey, you kids ever try wine? You're pretty sophisticated, right? In France, they do it all the time. Yeah, yeah.

Colin Quinn now, at least he's found some kind of niche where he does one-man shows now. Yeah, good, like his, I've watched, like, re-watched a few of his specials there. Like, the one he did New York Story is legitimate. great because he's talking about how New York became such a melting pot it's all about immigration the different cultures mixing together it sounds kind of pro immigration to me

yeah no don't worry he lets a few slurs oh good yeah yeah then he did red state blue state and that was it was good it just was a bit kind of you know you've heard all the talking points before yeah and there's a bit at the end where he makes a one-liner joke

about all 50 states and that goes on for a while because there's a lot of states yeah 50 is a lot I would have done like three states and just giving up then and the rest

yeah but no he is I have a lot of respect for Colin Quinn I tell you though he's starting to I think the heart attack definitely has put years on him he's looking quite aged

and it's funny how like you know haggard I think old felt the only people talk but like you know older men get more distinguished

yeah that's not that's true if you're John Hamm Ham you know that's not true for me or for you I think yeah we like we get a certain level we're kind of like I think older men get a little bit like comfortable with themselves

and it's like the comfortability there's a little bit of like okay he knows who he is you know it's like hey I'm an old man but then if you have like one fall down the stairs or like one heart attack you're literally like bleh yeah you can go from John ham to spoiled ham very quickly you know

oh we're having fun here There we go. You're not Colin Quinn. Yeah, I'll tell you that now. Colin Quinn could do that. I got a couple of years in me, yeah. Colin Quinn would be like,

John M. Yeah. You see, he just falls over. I'm going to lie down the floor for a while. He married actually a producer of Set Meyer's show. Really? Yeah.

Oh. That's good. So she's probably making other money now. Yeah. I'm going to. I'm doing my new one bad show, honey. Oh, that's good.

Yeah. We have to pay for John Mullaney's rehab. so but don't worry do your little one man show yeah what's his new show it's like small talk something like that yeah i don't even know if he's i assume he's gonna film a special i imagine i think with a lot of these guys like i said it for like they're all trying to do the thing where it's like a special every year yeah it's one thing a special but a one man show every year so it starts off like you know the constitution history of new york yeah eventually becomes like you know uh you know fucking uh jiz rags yeah what's the history the history

the history of jizz rags. Oh, you could call it Jizrag, jazz rag, jagrack. The jazz age, like the jazz age. Those flapper girls. So yeah, Celtic pride, not good,

but, you know, we like Colin Quinn, and we hope good things for him. Hope you doesn't die for another two years. That's my, yeah, yeah. Weighted out, Colin. Oh, I'll tell you what, watched um fucking what's it uh the great gatsby oh yeah i read the great gatsby and i was like really young okay and this happened to me a lot where i read a lot of books i went through a phase

where i was reading a lot of books when i was younger you were kind of like i have to read all the great so literally i've read like um i've been a lot i've been on this planet for 12 years and i know nothing of the great i'm sick of dr who books the novelization of the episodes you know time to go on to the real shit so like i read like you know um the great gatsby and like you know the Dubliners and shit like that I kept reading these books like I don't get this this is gay

that was the right instinct yeah yeah listen to that well it's funny is the great Gatsby is gay okay there's a lot of gay undertones

but it's never explicitly stated it's pretty you know what thing that someone mentioned I was like that's pretty funny actually so the whole thing is like I'm going to use

the actor's names not the characters so it's the great Gatsby lean out of Caprio right but it's all from the perspective of Tobin McGuire. I think his name's like Nick Carraway or something like that.

So Nick Carraway is a writer, well an aspiring writer who meets the Great Gatsby and writes about it. And so he made a good point on Wikipedia. It's pretty funny that like in the novel, there's a lot of stuff about like how like the Great Gatsby, you know, his smile just made you feel like you'd climb a mountain. He had eyes and you get lost, you know. He had this kind of confidence, it's a charisma.

You could follow him into debt itself. You know, if he's told you the march into war, you do it with a smile on your face. he's a great man with his personality and his body and these arms these big strong, like oak they are and with the women who's like, she was nice. She had a nice voice, you know, if you like that sort of thing.

Bit loud. I was like, hey, we're having a nice breakfast here, bring the volume down, will you please? Her chest was all breasty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The area where her cock was, was bare, was lacking to say the least. and there's also some stuff

in it like little stuff like you know Nick Carraway so told McGuire they'd walk past something like I saw a man holding a very large instrument a big spanner big big spanner anyway on I went you know there's like stuff like that

I think it's not just like sometimes there's like people will read a gay subtext it's like you're reaching there yeah yeah like you know like I can't give a good example now but certain things they're like, even like, you know, Succession, there's all this stuff like, I think he's gay

or stuff like, and there is some gay stuff like, Mencken and Roman, I think that's gay subtext here. But with Cousin, Greg, and Tom, I don't think there is. No, definitely not. Why, do people say there is? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fools. There is, yeah. You're not doing it right. Yeah.

But I think there is definitely a purposely kind of, like, kind of semi-gay kind of gay, kind of undertone to Great Gatsby. And you're going to make a, I watch the Baz Luhrman version. Right, okay. It's not good. Yeah, I don't think it did well when it came out.

Oh, it did? Oh, did it? Critically, I mean? Well, commercially, yeah. Okay. No, I, yeah, I was thought... Commerly, it's actually the highest-grossing Baz Luhrmann movie.

It made more mind than Elvis, actually. Oh, okay. Yeah, surprisingly, yeah. He's done, like, Romeo Juliet and Moulon Rouge. He's known for these big, elaborate, extravagant things. Elvis is a bit better. It's... Great Gatsby is so distracting,

because there's some scenes in it where it's basically like told McGuire and everything around him is 100% CGI. Like it's all artificial background. Yeah, yeah. It's in the 20s, I think, or like 30s. Yeah, the roaring 20s. Yeah, 20s. Yeah, yeah. So it's all these scenes

where they're in like a fake New York 20s set or like they're like, even like some stuff is like just be in a room. Yeah. Be in a room. You don't need to have a CGI room. Yeah. And it's like, it's kind of hard to describe. There's a certain thing Baz Luhrman does like the camera kind of moves and it feels very clear like

it's not not in real, it's not a real camera movie. It's like a fake image of a city and you're moving around like a bird like swinging around just fake city and then it kind of like awkwardly goes into like a real life person. Yeah.

It's 2013 this came out and just doesn't feel like it like they were bit off more than chewed like we can make this look seamless. Yeah. Even little things like they're in a car. and they're driving, and it just feels a little bit shit.

And what the, yeah, like the technology wasn't quite there yet. Exactly. Yeah, but here's thing. So fast forward a bit. It was a cool video on YouTube of the Wolf of Wall Street. Right.

And to point out just how much of that is CGI. Oh, really? Yeah. So much of that is fake. Like, so many of like the stuff on it is like, it's all extra stuff and you wouldn't notice it at all. Yeah, yeah.

They perfect it now. See, that's, that's, yeah, the way to do it. But like, I mean, I haven't seen the Great Gatsby, but even El this like it was just very distracting and kind of irritating after a while you know it was like you know i i understand that's his sort of unique like like his aesthetic that's his style that's his distinction whatever the fuck but it's a little bit i don't know off putting sometimes

an audience you know to be engrossed in a film you have to be able to be absorbed into it to invest in the characters that's a lot harder to do when it's all like swirly colors and CGI. Even fucking, you don't like a star Elvis. There's a bit where to go around in Vegas and it's like the cameras spin around like a roulette table and it's like a space. And I get dizzy and sick in the cinema and everybody laughs at me.

Stop it. No, I have an inner ear disorder. I have a vestibular issue. It was Pasnourbin. It was the Australian man did it? Yeah. Yeah. It was like I can't even judge it. Like, funny because I was talking about there with someone I didn't mention like the acting at all

I didn't think about the acting it's all like the presentation of it so it's Tobin McGuire it's Jason Clark's in as well he's an Australian guy a few other name kind of semi big name act I think some woman in it

and what exactly yeah what exactly is like the story so he's just the great you know here's a hot day car right I think the family guy version of Great Gatsby is actually better than the Baz Luhrmann version. I didn't know there was a family guy version. Well, of course you do.

Everyone's seen it. What is it? We all grew up with it, man. It was part of our culture. What season? Uh, it's like season 24. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It came out last week. Oh, right. They did like one of those like tree house of horror things. Right. Yeah. And one of the segments was a great

Gatsby spin off. I honestly know it was a little bit It was like I could follow the plot better. Wow, that's a hot take. That is a spicy hot take right there. brother. Oh, wait till

Bazz finds out about that. I'm killing all the sacred cows. Are you shilling for Seth McFarland, are you?

I just love show tunes. Shaboopy. I prefer the buddy hack it version myself, but I guess I'm just an

aristocrat. So basically the real quick plot is I'm going to get the names wrong here. So Tobin McGuire is a young writer.

He moves next door to this character called the Great Gats But everyone says like he's amazing, all right. And like there's all these rumors about like, you know, he's in the mafia. He was like, you know, he's friends with the president, you know, all this stuff. So he's Jeffrey Epstein then?

A little bit like that. He's in the Mossad, he's in the CIA. And he's awesome. That's the point, yeah. And yes, he's big parties, by the way. And, you know, everyone comes over. But the whole thing is like no one even knows what it looks like, okay? But for some reason, the Great Gatsby, oh, I think it's because he was in the war and

Tobin McGuire was in the war. He's like, he thinks, I think all these people are all fakes, you know? and he sees Toad McGuire's a little bit like Toad McGuire is like, you know Toad McGuire is like, um Everyone else like going wild at these parties Told him McGuire is like Can have an extra bit of alcohol please?

Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't want to take too much Don't want to be a bother, you know So you kind of... Could I perchance have a third ice cube Only if you can spare it of course You know, I'll get it in the toilet In the urinal, I used that

Unless is that for somebody Has somebody claimed that Oh, fine, yeah I saw a puddle outside I could just drink out of that So like he becomes friends of Great Gatsby And it turns out the Great Gatsby is in love with the woman who lives

opposite them. The girl next door. The girl next door, okay? So he bought the house there to impress her, right? But she's married to this rich, rich... But evicted her parents. What's the matter, baby? Hey, I'm a wheeler dealer.

So she's married to some guy, I think it's like Mark Callahan or something like that. He's this real rich guy. He's a bit of a white supremacist kind of guy. All right. He's got a lot of these kooky ideas. In 1920s as well There's only one white supremacist

Everyone else was chill I will say in the movie A lot of like Black people having fun in the 20s I'm like Well I don't know about that But so

So this Mark This real rich guy Alright Wait is that what you were referred to And you were talking about The distracting visual elements Like That's what I couldn't invest in

It's like The CGI Well Let me tell you something that was Now I'm This movie's so silly that colourblind casting is almost like it doesn't feel like the real world at all

there's one thing that maybe did laugh a bit so in the novel there's a character in it who's been accused of being anti-Semitic because his name is something like something like Joey Wolfstein or something like that but he's based on Arnold Rothstein who rigged the World Series so in the novel they mention the fact

that this guy he's a gangster rigged the world series so it's a very obvious thing kind of Logan Roy and Rupert Murdoch it's a very obvious thing okay but he's a very kind of Jewish kind of character who's like we need to get more money

Mr. Gatsby I love money yeah yeah in the movie he's played by the Indian man really yeah he's Indian this is an Indian

Jewish gangster don't question it you know it's kind of like huh that's interesting like move on it right I have to go to temple now Mr Gatsby

I have to go to temple it's Hank Azaria it's Mike Myers as the love guru I might watch the love guru next Yes, do it Very good for you New Metal and the Love Guru

So real quick, okay So this real rich guy Mark, all right He's banging this guy's wife Right All right And there's a bit of confusion Where the guys

He's like a mechanic Played with Jason Clark He thinks he sees the car driving off He gets confused He thinks it's a great Gatsby bang his wife I'll put down the back burner for a minute The rest was like a love story then

Where like the great Gatsby's trying to get this girl Like leave that rich guy and get with me who I'm also rich you know She's like no no I love him I love you I love him I love you oh no I'm a woman Oh she wants to have her cock and eat it too

Yeah exactly yeah And cake as well Know what they're like Ory cock in the mouth and cake up the grunt Jesus these broads want it all Don't they That's the point of the novel Point of the novel is be gay like Tobin McGuire

and don't waste line of women But anyway, so he gets with The Great Gatsby play Balladena or DiCaprio He gets with the woman, all right It's all going well And the sadness is when it seems okay Jason Clark shows up at the end While the Great Gatsby is swimming

And he shoots the Great Gatsby in a swimming pool And he's bobbing the swimming pool dead Right, the end Michael Barrymore style Exactly, nice And that's the sadness of the whole thing Yeah, yeah And the great Gatsby, by the way,

it's kind of like a little bit like Don Draper Mad Men where he's very much like a, almost like a... He's embraced the American dream and it's all fake. Yeah. So it's like he... It's all these stories by him like doing all this cool stuff and it's all lies. You know, he's like...

I think he's just like... I think I remember correctly, he was like friends with a rich guy and the rich guy... The rich guy taught him how to be rich, you know, kind of like, you know, like you have to walk around like this, you know, you have to...

You keep your head up, you know, and like, never say like, please, you know, like all that. Yeah, yeah. And then he teaches him how to act rich, okay? And then a rich man dies. And then, like, he doesn't inherit any of rich man, but he has, like, the kind of confidence

he goes to war, I think. Okay. He goes to war and acts like a rich man. He's like, ah, no, no, I'm not going to. Yeah. I won't say, please, please don't shoot me. I'm not going to say that. Do respect me, then.

That trench is very dirty and smelly. Yeah, but like a lot of people project onto him where they're like, you know, so like all like the movie, all the people, like, all these aspiring actors and actors go like, I hear he's a big movie producer, I mean, they'd be friends with him. Right. The bankers are like, oh, I hear he's like, he's got all the money

from my bank, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, they all kind of project onto him, and then he's just a guy who ends up just getting shot and a kind of misunderstanding. That's kind of like, I don't know exactly, I'm sure you could write, there's probably lots of very good essays about all the meaning and all that. Of course. But again, I was kind of distracted more by like the

the whole kind of presentation and the visuals of it and like they do have some scenes where like it works like some bits in it were like you know they take quailudes and stuff like that and you know

told McGuire's tripping and he's looking out the window sees himself looking out the window you know that kind of stuff and Spider-Man just goes flying by they should have done that

yeah I was just like where's Spider-Man can they say there a hero can save us yeah there you go

I had to watch Spidey afterwards. Spidey's not gay. Even in the third one when he had that gay fringe, he was still cool. So I'll tell you what, we at an hour there. Yeah. I was going to talk about

some other stuff, but I think that I'd be doing a disservice there, so we can talk about the other stuff next week. At some time. Yeah. Any plans for you, man? Gig tomorrow, then in work on the weekend, and yeah, that's you know. I think I'm in a minute, like

I think I'm in at like 10 tomorrow. so I'm going to watch some basketball when I get home like it's the playoffs right now so I'm enjoying that Oh who's uh who's uh Well it was funny It's not actually not funny at all

The heat Beat the uh books Which is a big upset right there So they no one cares The bucks they won last year They didn't they? No two years ago yeah All right

But the books but they were the number one seed Yeah And the heat were a playing team So it's just kind of a big upset You know It's like under It's Ted Lassow But with

basketball. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. It's Ted Lassau, but it's American. Are you still watching Ted Lassau? No, I don't think anyone is, like... No, I think a lot of people are. Oh, you're right, actually, yeah, you're right. I think it's very popular. I'm very bad for this being like, no.

Brian, I'm telling you, the players went into the tower. No, no. I'm not, I don't care. Six million? No, no. You wouldn't believe that, wouldn't you? But yeah, you are, it's like, oh, I heard about this movie. Apparently, a lot of people. people like it. No, they don't. They don't

and you're an idiot. You don't like it either. I win. Say my name. Any, uh, any, any crap. There's no real movies coming out around anything I want to watch. I think we're honest with you, man. Like, even the movies I watched for this podcast now, it's a fucking struggle. Like, you have to go home and be like, oh, literally like, you know the Great Gatsby? I kind of watched it with resentment because I was like, I'll,

watch this and I was like, I want to fucking watch this. You were just picturing Mark Maloney's face. You're a fucking cut. This is your fault. I'm having to watch this. Yeah. Giant is there you? Yeah. You and Baz all laughing at me. So like, I just kind of don't want to

watch. Maybe it's my, maybe my attention span's being fucked from the internet and shit. Yeah, yeah. A lot of times it's like a fucking movie. Yeah. I don't want to watch a movie. Unless it's like, you know, flowers on the killer moon or something like that. I don't want to watch it. Yeah, yeah. Five and a half, hours or whatever. I know I heard it's actually

infinity. It's infinity long, you know? Yeah, you have to bring a tent because you'll be in there. Yeah. So, like, there's not really I want to watch. Like, there's even like, you know, the Flash movies coming out. Oh, yeah. Like, three years ago even, I would have been like, James, it's the Flash movie.

Yeah. Whoa. You were psyched. Yeah. You were loving life. And now I'm just like, I was watching it in my gaff there and my roommates around. I just felt this intense embarrassment. I just felt like doing Harry Carrey on myself I don't like this

I swear I don't like this I just I don't know what it is There was a switch I think it was a tour movie Oh really? I don't know what I was There something came out I just just like

I just heard it was bad And I just watched a little bit A tour movie is like This feels just silly Yeah And dumb And there's someone was telling me It was silly and dumb and gay

For years I didn't listen to him I kind of felt like you know like you know when like you're really invested something and like your whole family you're like no no you stopped it like you know like you get like your fucking Marilyn

Manson tattoo all right yes they're all like you know no Brian you're like no he's cool Brian a fourth woman has come forward saying he raped them I know I'm getting a new tattoo a fourth one

for every victim I'm getting inked up bro yeah and then like I'm just sitting there with my Marilyn Manza tattoos like yeah maybe it's like a Bill Cosby

tattoo it's like hmm 87 victims hmm maybe I shouldn't have got the full chest

tattoo I got the sweater tattooed on my chest and the speech bubble that says Rudy

I don't even know if people will get that they don't so yeah I kind of like I'm a I don't really want

to watch anything well that's you're just going to have to go out and live life and have experiences. What's even worse? It is, isn't it? Yeah. There's a thing recently called... There's no rotten tomatoes for life.

You just have to go and experience it and then it's like, oh, that was shit. Let's go out and get food poisoning. That's life right there, yeah. You go out, you get the shits. That's life right there. There's a show recently came out. People all love it called Miss Davis. You heard about this guy? You heard about this? Miss Davis. It's a new David Lindelof

show. People say it's amazing. It's about artificial intelligence. She's an artificial intelligence called Miss Davis. Let's say you live in this world. You wake up, James. Like, Miss Davis, put on porn for me. She said, she...

It's the first thing I do when I wake up. I've still got my, like, sleep mask on. Oh, thank you. Miss Davis, so I want to see Bukaki cream pie compilations, please. And she's like, certainly, Mr. Cagin, what a fine choice indeed, you know. So she's like this friendly woman, AI, you know, it's always like, no matter what he's like, you know, get me food, hot food and bucacchi. She's like, certainly, I'm like, what a big boy you are, yes, you ate the whole thing. I want another one.

bigger this time. More cake. And more jizz than the Bukaki videos. Certainly, sir. So it's about this thing we're all kind of like basically, you know, the movie Wally, I think.

So we've all kind of become like lardy, fat, lazy cones. But then Miss Davis turns evil. I think that's basically the premise. Right. You say it's a very funny show, very good, you know. Okay. And I just haven't, I just watched a little bit

of it. And literally I watched like two minutes. I did you I watch two minutes. nothing wrong with what to watch. It was like this guy driving. I was like, where's he driving to? You're like, oh fuck,

it's just going to be a whole thing, isn't it? Oh, indicators and all. Try like it driving myself. What's this? This is meant to be escapism right here. Just some lad in the morning commute.

Well, I just, apparently there's a new season of Black Mirror coming out, season six. Yeah, yeah, I'll sell my hyaks in it. Oh, well then. Yeah.

What if, boobs or holograms. Hey, Dios, meo, the robots want to touch my tities. Yes, yes. Only the sick to brave mind of Charlie Brooker. Miss Davis, show me

Salma Hyg's titties. Yeah. Anyway. So, yeah, we'll head off there, guys. I had a fun time there. This is a good one now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, I swear to God, I think I have a new found confidence because of the shrooms. Really? Yeah. I think there's sometimes during those last two episodes we did,

Where I was going to like, oh, James is talking again. I have nothing to say. Sometimes you all do that sometimes. I was like, yeah, God. So I get that, though. Like, it's hard.

It's, it's hard to talk for hours on end, isn't it? It's getting harder, isn't it? We're like firemen, aren't we? Yeah. Anyway, so we'll wrap up there. Hey, thanks for listening, guys. We'll do something fun. We love you all.

But I'll be brave. I'll watch Miss Davis. Yeah. And we'll have a good time, guys. And if you're interested, guys, Tottenham Drew against the Man United there. Okay. So that's good.

What was that? 2-2-2? 2, yeah. Yeah, that's good. They lost 6-1 to Newcastle. Oh. And it went so badly, the players refunded all the fans.

Really? Who went to the game? Not like every fan. That'd be crazy. That sets a precedent, though, doesn't it? Yeah, bad pressure. You can't do that. All your team's like, shut on.

What the fuck he did it? It's like, if I gave me. going to a girl after I didn't make her come I know what are you doing Eddie what have you done for me lately

half what was that that's from Eddie Murphy's raw oh right I didn't know I'm too white for that

excuse me sir what pardon where do James go there's a scary bad here was that the great Gatsby

that was the great blacksby oh that's fun that's not not really is it is it fun or is it awful it's lazy

in the I know it's funny sometimes you're like sometimes you're like that was so terrible like no, it was lazy James yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm being mean there for no reason. That's okay. How you like it though, don't you? No, I don't, I never have, but I never will.

You know, the shoes on your foot, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll wrap up there now, guys, so I hope you had a good time guys, we'll do some fun things next week. What will I watch now? Oh, maybe watch some dumb black and white. Oh, Edmund. Oh, shit.

Tell you what, guys, here's homework, okay? Yeah. Do whatever you're doing, okay, guys, whatever it's your, you're cooking. food or you're feeding the baby drop it. If you're driving pull over, get out of the car and run home

to watch Edmund. Edmund by David Mamet. Leave the car there. Leave the engine running. You don't need that anymore. Go home guys. Watch a little movie. People are always like oh, I need a list of all the movies to watch. Fuck all the other movies. Fuck the Great Gatsby. Fuck Celtic

Pride. Fuck Celtic Pride. Yeah, yeah. Go home. Watch Edmund. Edmund. Edmund. Edmund is very much the manifesto brino tool let's just say that right so enjoy that guys that's a little recommendation we'll be talking about that next week that's some homework for you guys

that's homework until then we'll know we'll know the ones that did what they were told so we're going to go home now guys we're going to watch Edmund again I am I do this thing I am all right enjoy guys good luck goodbye