Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 195 : Get Em Out Boys

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

We chat DC movies and then have a classic movie debate that would make Ebert proud if he wasn't dead.

Oh, we're going? Yeah, we're going. Oh, wow, okay. I was expecting a bit more of a, like a, you know... Like a countdown, like a Thunderbird situation. Yeah, exactly. Oh, you're talking Thunderbirds right now. You're talking Jerry Anderson, are you?

Woo! Stingray! Yeah, or Thunder turds, that's what I call them. No, no, you do not. You do you, shut up. That's when I go and shit on puppets in a toy shop. Shut up, you say. I just go into the toy shop. the 19th century toy shop where all the puppets are

and I'd just take a big dump on them yeah that's how I get my kicks so we're back okay it's a free one this week we had a very fun Patreon we did we're gonna keep this going we normally what happens is okay let's be honest if we say let's take a little break I go down and sit on the couch and I watch the videos

I want to watch yes and you sit there silently and after about two hours I'm like let's record now why isn't it ready yet and you're like asleep and like poking you're like wake up James I'm ready You're like, oh, I'm dizzy Yeah What did you put in my drink

It's rehypnol And you put it in yourself Now come on Oh, yeah, that's right So I was like, wake up, James We got to talk with the new DCU movies DCU movies Yeah

You know the MCU The Marvel Cinematic Universe Yeah Get ready for the DCU Now remember You say DCU And all I can think of Is that shitty college

Over the road Oh you're right Or the mongos go who couldn't get into UCD or Trinity You're right Here is a failure calling

Yeah, exactly So as I look at them I spit on them You know And they tank me for it Because they're so stupid They think it's raining And

So, are they calling it The DCU though Or is that something You've come up with? It literally says The new DCU movies Oh I wonder will DCU

be interested In some kind of cross-promotional deal Yeah, yeah That'd be sad wouldn't it Instead of diplomas You get a comic book Yeah

probably more value in the fucking comic books, to be honest. So James Gunn is now in charge of the DC Cinematic Universe, DC Comics, you know, Batman, all that. Because it's been going so badly lately. Yes. So previously we've had, you know, Ben Affleck became an alcoholic. Ezra Miller was punching people. Yeah.

Well, more than that. More than that. More than that. You forgot about that, yeah. Cyborg was black. You know. Gail Godot was killing Palestinian children. There's a lot of stuff going on. give her the Oscar for that.

There's a lot of negativity, all right? Holly weird. Yes, no, it has been marred with controversy. Amber Hurd. Oh, Amber Hurd is well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Non-stop. Black Adam, well, it was just shit. Black Adam was a complete failure.

Yes. It was funny because according to The Rock, he was like, just the biggest, most successful movie ever. Also, we're not making any more, and they've cancelled the entire universe. And I'm homeless now. I'm the Rock, and I'm homeless. Yeah. I'm trying to get a hold of

Sean William Scott, so we can do a sequel to Welcome to the Jungle. We'll call it Welcome to the Jungle. You get it? You get it, right? And Christopher Walking, he's, well, he's declined to be a part of it, but the Rock and Obama kind of a similar cadence. To do, actually, yeah. So it's hard to do. Yeah.

But I had my eyebrow raised when I was doing my rock impression. That's why, you know, when you did the White House Correspondents dinner. Here's my Obama impression. Oh, I'm Obama. Can you smell what Saddam Hussein is cooking? Boo. No, I'd make more sense if it was Gaddafi, because Obama took out Gaddafi.

It was Bush Jr. took out Saddam Hussein. Well, that was one of your manny failures, James. Yeah, God, I really dropped the ball there. That's why they got Colbert next year. Yeah. But anyway, so they've announced his new movies. The first one, Superman Legacy. Okay.

With a all-new Superman. Henry Cavill, no more. Oh yeah, this was a big... People were, like, annoyed about this, weren't they? And when I say people, I mean, pieces of shit like you that don't even register as human, but, you know, for some reason we let them have their opinions. We're so cowardly, don't you have a pulse?

No, a single heartbeat. We just smell like jizz and we hate women. But now, you know, a fucking retard like you tweets about fucking Henry Cavill, not being Superman, and that's on the main street. news, NBC and CNN are like, and check out, but Brian O'Fegg

69 said, they literally interrupts Slansky, he's like, well, hang on, shut up, you failed comic, fucking cut. Brian's talking about Cavill. So Henry Cavill is gone now. I've heard from a few people he was kind of hard to work with. Okay, because he got fired from the Witcher

too, right? Well, no, like he disagreed with the production. I think he was like he was a big fan of the Witcher novels and video game. Right. So he had a lot of arguments with the production team. But everyone says that show is shit, by the way. Yeah. Well, I never watched it.

I just know people were like throw our wet, what does it, throw some shekels in the well or something? Throw some shekels into Benjamin Net and Yahoo. What was it, throw the ring in the well or something? You're asking wrong person. I watched like two minutes. There was a song, wasn't there throw a witching well? You're asking, you keep saying as if I'm going to like, actually, James. It's usually what happened.

Actually, I just remember I read the entire novel series You're right, I just remember I bought an Xbox just to play the game You're right No, that reminds me I have several Witcher tattoos Okay, so this is gonna be

Superman legacy It's gonna be about an older Superman I mean older, I don't mean like 90 or something like that Not Dot Cotton alright It's been like someone like Superman is 30s, all right So he's always established In his 30s isn't he already in his 30s

I know but normally start off Like Superman like you know being shut off in the planet. Maybe like in his 50s. It's not going to be smallville. No, no, no, no. I just mean like you're not doing the origin. Oh, right.

They're doing an established 30-year-old. Oh, so he's already out there, like, slaying the game. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I don't know if they're going to do this, but in the comics, he has a gay son. Hmm. Now, the gay son...

That's his kryptonite. Yeah. The gay son was six years old, but his grandfather from different universe took him off in the space. Then a day later, he was 18. Oh, wow. Yeah, so, there you know.

Which is every boy's story in a way. Your granddad takes you away for a trip. When you come back, your childhood innocence is gone. For me, it was... You're a man now. For me, it was Wicklow. It wasn't in a different universe. The fight space dragons.

It was a caravan park in Wicklow. Now, the next movie now, this is going off completely different now. The authority. Okay. This is not your granddaddy's Justice League. Okay. The authority is like... My granddaddy's justice league.

league was the KKK, but you know, so it's not about the KKK is what you're telling me. The Monaghan KKK. There's zero black people around, but you just think, hey, the best offense is a good defense or the other way around.

They're the vision of Tin Lizzy. Who's back in town? He's who just got bad today. Those while that should the KKK many ain't changed but they have a certain word

they like to say they was asking if you were around you asked you was black today that's so full like your wife give birth to a black kid what's going on

then Phil shows up so the authority's interest so the authority came out in the 90s comic book right and it was the extreme 90s limp biscuit justice league

okay nice like they kill yeah and they take over countries and they had Bill Clinton the comic be like you can't do that authority and you're like

suck on this you'll swivel on it yeah can't smoke in a church you know like all that oh no Hillary please yeah

no these these are like new they came up new characters to be this authority there's Jenny Sparks Jack Hawksmore Okay

He's interested Now he is physically bonded with cities So he cities He's physically bonded with cities So if he's in this He gets his power from cities Okay So it's kind of a weird power

That's very fun in a comic book Because it kind of doesn't make sense Doesn't make sense So he can like let's say Um He can like go into walls and stuff Right And, like, he can, like, you know, if he's in a really big city, he's more powerful.

Okay. It sounds stupid. It's just from, like, their electrical grid or something? No, something about the spiritual connection to the city. So if he's in, like... So do different cities give him, like, a different personality? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. When he's in Norlings, he's like, come on now, chef, get your, I'm the authority off here now, son.

Like, in New York's, like, I'm walking here and all that, yeah, exactly. And also, they had a great one. there was two characters who were they're Batman Superman. Right. I think it was called like the Samaritan and like something else. I forget exactly now but they're gay. Together. They're gay couple in it. So a Batman

Superman are gay. Right. So that and that was in 90s it was like, yeah stuck on that. Yeah, take that tipper gore. You know, how did the comic book nerds react to this? Did not like it at all. I can't imagine they did. No. Yeah. Unlike today's, you know, progressive

free-thinking comic book reader back in the day they were a bit progressive retards now the next one so the tort you know that's gonna be a bit of like their version

of like you know like the boys it's a bit like you know in your face crazy okay it's gonna be a geisha who says

oh you can't have the can't but they definitely won't say cunt oh you flippin shudder head oh you silly goose

who's the goose oh you flipping goose so that's going to be a bit like in now next movie oh by the way have to pick which one you want to watch so Superman the authority next one the brave and the bold

this is going to be a super sorry a Batman movie a new Batman so we're going to have two Batman another Batman yeah who's playing him now they haven't announced it yet so there's going to be a totally new so every year you're going to have a Batman movie

it'd be Pattinson Dis Guy Patenton Dis Guy Okay forever Oh until they're like old Robert Patton be like an old man. So Batfleck's gone. He's out of the picture. Batsleck's gone. This is a whole new Batman. And it's going to be Batman dealing with his son.

Is his son gay too? No, no, no. His son is straight as a fucking arrow. Don't ever say that again. Don't ever disrespect Damien Wayne. Who? Damien Wayne. Damien Wayne. Yeah. Is the son going to be played by Damon Wayne's Jr? That would be amazing.

It would be pretty sweet. And they never questioned. Bruce Wayne's like, hang on a minute. Alfred. Alfred's like, sir, I, hmm. Well, maybe I, it's a different time. I just, I want to keep my paychecks coming. Okay, so what's going to happen in this new Batman? So, this is based on Damien Wayne.

So, Damien Wayne, so Batman had sex with, you know, Raz Al-Guel? Yeah. Leem Neeson. He had a daughter, and Batman banged his daughter. She's in the Dark Night Rises. Yes, she's the girl who's working with Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the comics, Batman bangs her

And then he goes on He's going separate ways for a few years Then like, you know Or she tried to kill him Oh yeah, yeah, yeah That's it as well Mutual Agreement

They're mutually uncoupled With a knife But then 11 years later She turns up as I guess what You have a son I've raised him to be a ninja Oh yeah no one A ninja

you know those yarmacus they're very sharp so now he's got a little 11 year old ninja son um pretty good oh i forgot to mention by the way the authorities written by a guy who got me toed and um this is written by a Scottish man

so I don't know I don't know what how bad was the me too was it like it was one of those me twos were like such a nerdy me two is more sad than anything you know where he's like may I please per chance go to your room and have sex with you, my dear.

I wrote the authority, you know. She's like, get away from me. Oh, you whore! I feel sorry for you. Someday they'll make an authority movie. I assume he's got nothing to do with it. Not to do at all. He lives in a caravan now.

He lives in Savo's old caravan. To be honest, from those, I think think I'd like to see the authority. Not just because it was created by a rapist. Well, well, I won't give any further explanation as to to why I'd like to see it. Just know that it's definitely not that.

They're showing the authority. You show up with a T-shirt that says rapist. I'm a real fan. You haven't read the comics, have you? Poser. Because I like the idea of them kind of being evil and fucking shit up. Well, they're not evil,

but they just like take their law to their own hands Right okay They're like you know Because there's a scene in it Where they go off to basically Some warlord And the UN are like

Oh but you're tarty you can't go They are diplomatic relations states You can't And they're like Shut up Shut up nerd We're listening to Pearl Jam They're just flying to is like

You know palace And just pick them up And throw them in the sun Oh Yeah so that's what I mean It's like fun and stuff And then the UN are like Oh

The press will have a field day You know All that stuff yeah that could be fun you know you get a kick out of that next is the movie going to be set in the 90s? No like that 90s show no I will not

Because everyone loved that so much Red will not be in it okay oh I got in trouble there actually talking about yeah I was talking about one of the girls I was like yeah she's definitely 21 oh no what did it the guy the girl

was like oh Brian I was like I just yeah was she not 21? No. What age is she? Not 21, yeah. Oh, it's number dyslexia.

So instead of, you thought it was 2-1, but it's 1-2. So, yeah, that's what it was. I've got a medical card. 12. She was 12, folks. That's the joke. For any of the people that are numbered dyslexic,

which is probably a lot of you, isn't it? Is it kind of freaks of listening to this show? And you read comic books as well. I don't know what's worse. Next, okay. Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow. cancelled goodbye next go woke go broke yeah i thought they already got rid of bat girl i mean no this is supergirl yeah was they're what they're gonna try it again this is based on tom king's

award winning comic book about how supergirl has to go into space to help someone yeah okay uh by by way tom king used to work for cia is that right yeah now he writes comic books yeah he's an interesting guy like female superman no it's right i actually dislike him because he writes all his common books it's all about like you know what if Batman's got PTSD what if Batman felt sad and other people are like this is such an interesting exploration of

human psychology if Batman can feel sad maybe Brian O'Toole can feel sad as well I know what I was in bed I couldn't get up hadn't showered in years I was shitting myself when I read this a story about how Batman went to therapy

and it gave me this strength to stop shitting myself for two hours Nice Seular depathy from a man that flooded the ghettos with crack Yeah exactly

That's who taught you How to feel It's so funny He's like Give him crack The black People be like I wonder what

Batman would do If he was fighting the Joker Ha Ha ha ha Next Next is swamping Okay

He's a man Falls in a swamp Turns to a swamp How Just a chemical Explosion Get some goo And shit

he just gets his clothes kind of dirty you know that's something yeah he's just a smelly man he's like I'm swamped thing just some homeless guy I'm the swamp monster oh

get away from me be this man or monsters you're just a smelly man you're just kicked in shit I'm like a modern day Frankenstein next up creature commandos okay this is like

I speak of Frankenstein this is like a werewolf of Frankenstein We're fighting Nazis. Oh. That sounds like it should be entertaining. You think, that? Yeah.

Next, okay, Waller. Waller. This is Viola Davis, playing a woman who works for the government. Oh. So you know, in Suicide Squad, in the Suicide Squad movie, she's the one and be like,

okay, suicide squad, you've got to go in there and take out those terrorists. Right. Now, imagine a show just with that, none of the superheroes. Just her. Just administrations and bureaucracy.

Yeah, like the West, wing and like, you know, office politics. How put my stapler jello? Yeah, there's a Dwight, the old bull, there's an autistic man, they all bullied. I don't think that would do well. I don't think anyone wants to see that.

What about this, booster gold? How many of these have you got? A few, yeah? Yeah? What about this booster gold? What's that about? This is about a man from the future who goes back in time

to become a superhero, but he's like wacky and he breaks the fort wall. Okay. He's Deadpool, basically. So he's wacky. So there's just DCU, Deadpool. Yeah, basically, yeah. Oh, okay.

Next up, lanterns. Isn't there a green lantern? Yeah, this is all just carbon copies? No, this is green lantern. Oh, it is green lantern? Oh, he is DCU, isn't it? Yeah, he is DCU, yeah. Keep up.

It's almost like it's arbitrary shite that only a mongolide would enjoy. No, no, you love this now. This will get your prick hard, okay? So lanterns, You remember True Detectives, season one? Yeah. Imagine that, but they're in space and they're green lanterns.

They're that basically what Star Trek is, though, is it? No, no, no. I don't know, maybe, I suppose. I haven't seen a show you. Okay, what's this about then? I already forget what it's called. Lanterns. Space detectives.

Right, okay. And next up, you look dizzy. I don't feel well. This is, you know. Next up, Paradise Law. As in Milton You think, no This is set on the only island of women

That Wonder Woman comes from Okay This is about the political machinations Frat bros They're like party playing Brats It's like Whoa dude

Podacious bids And you know Wonder Woman's like Here they here We will not accept your beer pong But you know what All the women have like real good Upper Body strength So you can't even

Can't even touch them If you know they slap your crap the chaps and then so the men have to use their cunning and skill to trick the ladies well you know it's funny as well I was thinking there it's like Hogan's heroes it is a little bit well you guys have a funny scene where I say they have a toga party yeah but they're all dressed like that anyway because it's like it's like a Greek island so they don't know what's like that'd be funny I like there's like a devil let it wait no it doesn't make sense so what happens in paradise law oh it's just going to be something an island of

bitches. It's bitch island all right. So loose women but with superheroes. No men allowed. Yeah. The view.

Yeah. And it's this about political like it's basically Game of Thrones but an island full of women. Okay.

And that's the new DCU right there. So watch out Avengers. Jesus. That's a very... Who needs Iron Man when you got this? Yeah man.

That's bad. That's a lot of shit. I gotta say. I know what? Is there any of that that you're like happy about? Even the entirety. I'm just like,

it won't be good. no so why bother it's the best of a bad lot but it still won't be very good but anyway i like james gunn but it's not like he's going to be writing directing all these he's just the guy it's almost like this is bad because now he's stuck doing dc for the rest of his life yeah i kind of hope that after the last guardians of galaxy movie he might go on do something that isn't guardians of the galaxy or superhuman because what else did he do like he did suicide squad now say the suicide squad he did i think you'd even enjoy you oh that's the good one then Yeah, yeah

He did the one I've shown you the one That was bad Yeah I didn't That was I didn't like that one It was not good now

No But the newer one Was pretty funny I liked that John Sina Yeah Sina's great He also did

Super with Ray and Wilson Yes he did You know A mentally ill man Going around hitting people With a wrench

That's That's a hero right there You all those first responders In 9-11 Coward You're not Rayne Wilson You fucking Cunt

Shut 9-11 So that's the DCU right there You're not in... I'll tell you It's not floating my boat Okay Let's go on to a next subject then

Pricking my cock Let's see what's on the next thing right there Oh One second Someone texting me there You know what I'm thinking now Whenever women are texting me

It's always bad for you James Is it? Yeah It's bad for the podcast Why are they talking about me? They are yeah Fucking crunch I do it

No well it's just It's a little disrespect to our audience, Brian, not to me but also to me, but no, no, go on, go on, text her text your little, your little she's better than me, she. Speaking of women, I've been

St. Bridget's Day. Yeah. Do you have a fun of St. Bridget's Day? What day was that? Not too sure. Okay. I think it was Friday. It was the 1st of February, was it? We got an extra bank holiday because of it. All right, okay. So I've got her play Bridget. That's like our black history month. Yeah, it only took us however many hundreds of years.

Black people got their, fuck at home. a month of it, an MLK as well. So we, speaking of MLK, St. Bridgett, all right, do you know what she did?

No. Did like miracles. She did an abortion. Well, really? Yeah. Well, do you think it's abortion? This is a bit of a bit of a touchy subject,

abortion. So, basically, it was a woman who was pregnant. Yeah. She didn't want to be pregnant. Right. So St.

Bridget touched the womb and made the baby disappear. And that's why we make St. Bridget crosses out of shrubs now. To honor that aborted fetus. Well, people say it's not an abortion. Oh, it's not? Yeah. There's a whole debate online. If you go on to like Christian Reddit, which I highly recommend that. There's a huge for good

jack off material. Yeah, the whole debate about this is an abortion or not. People say like that she was the first abortionist and other people are like, no, disrespectful. So if it wasn't an abortion, what was it then? What do they say it was? Just the thing she did that we don't talk about. So a miscarriage? No, because that baby's... Which is really God's abortion, I've always said. You have always said that now I remember sometimes you get up Like we were in college Remember we were in college

We were kings of the school Remember that? And you'd always get up And talk about abortion and stuff like Yeah Yeah And the chicks loved And then this moon walk out

Yeah Ah yes We had good times in college Was yeah I was talking with that with someone recently Because they were like I was kind of binging it up a bit Because they were like

You and James When the college you get her What was that like I was like Sit down man oh you aren't ready for it yeah it was like national lamp there wasn't a single dry pussy

in a building with a panty raid every day every morning by the way what is a panty raid is that we just break into somebody's house

and steal their underwear a knife yeah it's so funny like we've changed so much man and people are always like you can't say nothing no more but it was very it was like

It's a Panty Road Such a fuck time There's a time Where the hero Let's do the movie With the guy going to college He's like

He roofing nine women Stole their panties And their wallets And then he drove a car Into a fucking crash And he was a hero He was the party kid And he's like

Start that Everybody Fan Wilder man And he bullies an Indian And he's And he's 30 he ain't but he's banging all the fresh 18 year olds. He's the

coolest cat in college and now it's changed lately and now you know the party's over yeah not to be like this is not me virtue signaling but I was with someone recently I won't get too into it now

that was going really hard on trans people and it's kind of like you know when someone's actually being proper racist yeah a little bit like fucking hell oh yeah it really takes a fun out of it Well, you know, it's kind of like, you know, because let's say it's you and a guy,

and he's going really hard on black people. Yeah. You're a bit like, fuck, someone walks in now, and you're like, only he was racist. No one's going to believe that, right? It's kind of like,

you know, if you walk in and someone's doing coke, and you're, like, she was like, I was just watching him do coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like saying the N-word in the way, you know, it's just, it's just so good. Instant gratification.

Of course, there is the N-word depression afterwards, you know, when the dopamine, Sort of... I used up all my dopamine. But, like, so he was going really hard on trans people there and it was not comfortable. Was this in public, like, or?

Yeah, yeah. And just, like, real, like, I'm not accepting it. I'm not accepting it. This is my reality and you can't change it. Holy shit. That's like, fucking hell, I mean, I like a good giggle every now and again, you know? I'm like, it's kind of, you know, a taxi driver. You're not going to change his opinion.

This wasn't a taxi driver now, but, like, it's just, going so hard. And I was, I did have a little bit of like, well, you know, maybe you should treat them with a little bit. What? You're one of them, aren't you? Yeah, it's like, there's that all saying, like, don't argue with stupid people because they'll just beat you with experience or something like that. Yeah, yeah. It's like you're never going to really, you know, with someone who's that ignorant, you're never going to change their mind or get them to, you know, say their wrongs. There's no point in, you know. I think I have to face. just saying I shouldn't have to

bother is what I'm saying look I've got my own problems you know it's small it doesn't get hard I can't you know fit in the shower all the way it's got my own problems pal alright you know

I don't think you know apartheid wasn't good or anything but like you know here sometimes Cadin's gotta worry about catin you know what I mean somebody look at your windows the whole like there's like people

barking with like tiki torches and like, you know, white huds and all they're like, ah, won't you. Yeah. They're probably, uh, look. Hey, look, you know, hey, every, two sides to every coin. Anyway, uh, but yeah, so you're with somebody was,

and yeah, it was, it was not nice now. It's not, it's not pleasant to be around that. Also, then, the Ukrainian guy made fun of my glasses. It was a, but there was a Ukrainian involved. This is afterwards, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I mean, not like that either. You know, because the Ukrainians even know, they're all heroes and we love them aren't they like super anti-gay and all that stuff? I know Neo-Nazis. That was like two years ago, now they're grand. Okay, good. I kind of don't know what to talk about next.

Oh yeah. So we can talk about next now. Triangle of sadness. Oh yeah. So I want to watch all the Oscar movies. Okay. I want to watch Tar. People say tar is amazing now. I want to watch the whale. I want to watch the whale too. We watch the whale together. You can't get it. You have to go to the cinema

and see it. I actually have a date coming up. Should I bring the girls to the whale? Don't think it's a date movie. I'd just be like, this is my future now. I'm actually a gay fat man. I'll hide it well, but give it a week. Yeah, yeah. So I haven't seen

I'm just eating low fat cocks. So the triangle sadness, people are saying this is great. Yeah. What did you think? I'll just say this now. I went into it with, because you know, nominated for an Oscar. People are like, this is like

eat the rich this is satire I also saw a lot of people raving about it online and yeah so I went in much like yourself high expectations it's definitely it's not bad it's just people are overhyping it a bit too much I think yeah

I did like the start of it okay so start of it is all about a model I do like stuff with that's why I like that neon demon movie as well yeah that's really good yeah I like stuff about the fashion industry and also kind of like the um well a little bit about performative

wokeness of it all and all that how little they actually do care about these things it's all just for fashion it's all just a style that you get

it's like it's basically a coat you know there's like all these people like oh yeah black lives matter that's something I'm into right now

and I actually don't care about anymore because I've moved on something else now it's trendy it's fashionable it's in you know yeah and all the stuff

about you know it's the new black yeah all the stuff were to have like all the young boys like strip off and you know

I thought that was very satirical I thought it was very intelligent, especially when they were spraying them with the spunk or paint or wherever it were. Oh, I feel like I'm in an episode of the day to day.

Oh, it's that bloody radio four or something, ain't it? Proper schmant. So yes, it's very much, it's kind of this very, it's this thing that's become very popular now, the satirical eat the rich, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. I do

think there's a lot of Hollywood, a lot of, like, wealthy people. it's almost like, you know, you go to a roast and it's your roast and you don't think the joke is mean, but he's kind of laugh along, but like, yeah, I am like that. I think they're like this was like, yeah, I like that movie, yeah. It was very satirical, yeah, like, sometimes people are poor. That's, yeah, that's satire. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I like that. I like that. And sometimes we're stupid. So, yeah, there you go. There's a lot of that now, yeah. But, like, even, you know, I kind of, like, some of the elements in it, the sort of satirical elements are so kind of heavy-handed and broad and stupid that I have to

think that it and of itself is sort of, you know, mocking the sort of, whatever, political slactivism of it all, you know. Like, the way, like, they're having, well, we'll get into it, I suppose. I don't really know how to get into it, like, so it's, it's about a model. A couple.

Two, they're a male model and a female, they're a couple, but they're social media influencers. They're very much, they're like, a power couple. They're a power couple, but it's kind of like a parasitic nature to it. Like it's not a healthy relationship.

Like she kind of feeds off him. Yeah. And it's transactional. Well, what was it crack now? So he pays for her stuff even though she makes more money than him. Yes.

Yeah. And what's he getting out of this? Suppose sex. Yeah, sex with a model. Yeah, that's pretty good probably. Actually, you know what? I'm like, what's he getting? What fucking jam sandwich?

Well, yeah. I can make that myself. So he. She's more successful than him, so he's using her for his own profile. Then she can also, she enjoys the manipulation, even though he makes less money, she can still get him to pay. Because her, you know, personality is so wonderful. Yeah. Yes.

Well, I think for women now, it's very interesting. I'd love to try it someday now, being sexy. Yeah. Because women now, you know, when you're a baby, you're not sexy. No. And then you grow up and you've become. call me have your glow up. Yes.

It was very interesting to be a woman and all of a sudden people are like, can help you? Yeah. Like, you know, I was like an old lady

like push the old lady away to get to you and to help you. Yeah. But then what's also must be a real mind fuck then is when you reach like your 40s and suddenly

the guy to bar isn't coming to you. Right. Okay. He's serving the younger girl first. Yeah. You're sitting there with your fucking, you know, your saggy tits

and your crow's feet. In your mobility scooter up to your dialysis machine, your 39-year-old hag I win because I'm the barren the situation

so I win I decide who's hot and who's not and Cesar's tongue says you're a pig and you make your way in the back of the trough also though I think

you know the whole oh yeah they get attention they also get you know sexually harassed and assaulted but I don't notice that okay by the way have you heard about that

Michael Carrick guy that David Carrick no that police officer in London no who's just raping women oh man it's crazy like yeah

yeah who's this raping women like nonstop and just getting away with it it's kind of like basically a lot of the cops are kind of like priests

in the way where they're like they're rape people and they find out just move into a new parish basically oh my god yeah

there's a huge problem with that in the Met at the moment holy shit I didn't realize definitely know the guards are good

honest people right there yeah especially the fire German. So, they're a model couple. Yes.

And they're all like, they get on the yacht. So there's, it takes place on a big, fucking fancy, luxury, $250 million dollar yacht. Very expensive,

lavish, extravagant. Who invites them again? I can't forget. What's the crack? I think they just got, when you're an influencer, you get,

you know, invited to do shit because they got big social media platform. So it's good. advertising, you know? Yeah, okay. So whoever I know is in charge.

Now, I don't know. There's a few things in this film. I was kind of watching it, but on my phone as well. Okay. A few things are like, did I miss that or was just not explained because it's so satirical? So let me just run through it to you. Okay. So they're on the yacht.

And who is in charge, like, who's in charge? Who's this, like, what's happening? Well, it's a luxury cruise. So, like, I mean, what? What do you mean? Who's in charge? I know Woody Harrelson's the captain. He's the captain. But he's drunk. He's drunk all the time, yes.

And then there's a woman who's, like, in charge of, like... Yes, so she's in charge of all the staff. Yeah. But really, the people in charge are, you know, the rich fuckers who are ordering everyone around because they're like, it's not just a service industry. Customers, I was right. These people are billionaires, so you have to do everything. Like, if they say, pull your cock out and piss on a child,

You have to do it. That's the law. You got almost think two steps ahead. Yeah. Just start pissing right away just in case. Just have something in the chamber ready to go. So I'm drinking water right now. It's going to win.

Yeah, yeah. So I'd be honestly, I didn't like this movie now. The more I think about, the more I'm like, I actually don't want to watch this again. Okay. Don't even want to talk about it. It's making me feel sad. Well, okay. I mean, okay, well, here's, it's interesting because it's been so well received.

You're the first person I ever heard. say they didn't like it. Well, that's because I see through the looking glass, you know? What does that be? There's a, everyone's eating shit

and calling it marmaly. I'm only men, brave enough. Here's the thing, I only watched it today and I kind of, I'm inclined to agree with you a little bit.

I didn't hate it, but I didn't hate it either. I certainly didn't love it. And the way people are like really laudging it critically, it's not, it's like, they call it satire.

It's like very obviously, I don't know, it's very broad strokes. vague superficial satire that's so obvious like in your face and blunt I have to assume

it's like that by design to then satirise you know the how you know the social justice bullshit how it's all fake you are very weirdly enough though James

you're a very negative person but you're also very forgiving a lot where a lot of times there's like a bad movie or a bad stand-up special you always like to a double thing like maybe first of all always this is the second time I've done it and what you're

referencing is the Dave Chappelle thing you're always doing it is it literally you eat like let's say we find like an old burger that's been on the floor for two two months you eat it you're like maybe it's bad on purpose maybe again two times that happened Brian two times

this week that happened well actually wait can I just move on something else there I just in comparison so you watched the menu yes which everyone the normies and people alike have both said it's a good movie tell me about this I well not I can't

Is it a big twisty turny movie Is it? Not really You like you're pretty much You know what's gonna happen You know for the most part Like they Go on give me a few hints

Okay So let's see okay I'm a guy I'm walking around With 20 you are in my pocket And you are Our producer Of the menu

Right And you need to break even Otherwise Ralph Fine's gonna batter you Right So you need to make you need this 20 euro alright I'm

this movie's going to sink or swim okay if you convince me based on my recommendation yeah okay so now now I much like an emperor now I'm fitting up there I've got some little twinks around me yes

you know ready to fuck yeah okay I went to my little fantasy there yeah I really oh you're covered in oil yeah and I'm a king right but yeah so what I'm gonna talk about the menu but then I'm gonna go back to

triangle of sadness because I want you to argue your points a little bit because I agree with you is the thing okay we're on the same side here so I really like to the menu because again the menu is a satirizing you know the ultra rich is specifically in the world of kind of fine dining and you know foodies and which is a very pretentious world very pretentious much like fashion fashion fashion is very pretentious and diluted but food has become very pretentious even though we all fucking eat food Here's the thing, at least with food, you can eat it. Yeah.

You know? But we all wear clothes, but still fashion. The clothes, it's more arterial. It's more like you put, also a lot of clothes, you wear once or twice it gets thrown a fucking skip. Yeah, yeah. Like, you don't like upcycling. And even like, you know the whole thing where all these companies are like, we could give this old clothes to homeless people. But if we give like homeless people old Nikes, it looks bad for Nike, you know.

So we're not going to do that. Let's just give them Reebok and everyone's happy. The perfect crime. But my point is, like, fashion just seems just a little worse. At least food, you're eating a fucking bit of food at the end of day, right? Yeah, true. With cuisine. Even though it's like, you know, it has...

Overpriced as fuck and tiny portions. It's overpriced as tiny portions, but it's also kind of, you know, they'll have... It won't even be like solid food. It'll just be like foam and shit, you know? Yeah. But, yeah, again, so that's what the menu is about. Ralph finds is this, like, world famous chef. his like he constructs his menu very like uh meticulously he's lauded critically praise so he invites

he's got a very fancy restaurant it's very exclusive you got to be very rich and famous to get in where is it it's they don't i don't think they specify i think it's just like on some island so it's not like yorkshire no no no it's i have to assume it's american because they're all american okay right all the people that attend so it's probably around like you know like in the fancy part of like New York where they're, you know. Okay. There's like beaches and islands around that sort of general New York State area.

Yeah. I don't know. But anyway, so yeah, he invites all these people, but we get to learn, you know, the reason he's picked, invited these people here is because he has a particular gripe with all of them. The whole thing is just sort of satirizes, uh, hypertentious you know, like the world of

fine dining is, but there's also a lot of parallels between film making. So he invites in a critic and invites in people who think they know more about it than him and you know blah blah blah right okay yeah so it's kind of this guy's ego is almost destroying him yes he's like uh he's turned evil basically pretty much yeah and like you know he runs his kitchen very much like he's a dictator and his like you know the chefs on staff there they will do and say literally anything he asks it's like he commands

utmost respect and servitude or whatever I can't really say much without proper spoiling it though maybe don't spoil it but it is interesting that like the same way like there's people who work on a deli that think they're Hitler

like think they like yes yeah they've got these glorious like notions of themselves and it's like do you know who the fuck I am I'm the head deli assistant you fucking scumbag I kick mixing mayonnaise and ketchup. I invented

that. Yeah, but no matter what it is, like, there's people, there's chefs in, like, shitty little places and, like, fucking drott of that. Yeah. Like, they're like, you say, yes, chef, please, chef. You do not call me Philip? It was a respect.

Yeah. Ladder here, okay? Yes. Otherwise, the whole system breaks down. Yes. It's very much like, yeah, like, it's sort of become well known, like, all head chefs are mental, they're unstable. They scream abuse and racial epithets, you know, at

will, and nobody can say anything against them. If they pull their cock out and say, hey, love, touch that, you have to go, yes, chef, and you just jerk them up. Otherwise, we won't make the souffle. Yeah, okay. So, it's very good. It's very

well written. Like, the tension is very good. It's very well acted. It's very funny. Now, I know it's actually written by one to succession people. That makes a lot of sense. One of the writers for that. Not the main writer, but one of the kind of junior writers. That makes a lot of sense because it has a real succession vibe. The

satirizing of these ultra-rich douchebags. How like, very funny it is throughout, but like it's pitch black comedy. But there's also a lot of tension, much like in succession when Logan Roy is doing bore on the floor.

It's hilarious, but it's also very tense and unsettling. Yeah. Like the menu just sort of toes that line very well. Ralph finds it's incredible in it. It's fucking Ander Tale of Joy is great. Nicholas Holt She's very good She's great

She's great in the North Man She's very hot in this as well She is good She has that kind of look That's very popular now Where it's like that kind of big eye Almost like a CGI kind of anime character Kind of look

They like that stuff The big eyed women now She's got big eyes Yeah Sidney has that as well Like big big eyes I'll have to take your word on that Oh ho lads Because you've only seen

A bloody knuckies I've never actually watched euphoria Oh I haven't seen that I haven't really seen much euphoria I've seen little bits and pieces and all that I've just seen the one juice set me at three in the morning Yeah exactly Go watch us now James

She'll marry me James Or should I just kill myself What if I send her my fingers I'll cut off my fingers Like Brendan Gleeson in it Because she's probably a fan of the bandshe even is here She probably is That's how sick this world has become

She shouldn't know who Brendan Gleason is Brendan Gleason was my thing Yeah So yeah The menu was very fun Enjoyable You know It wasn't like a laboured viewing

In any way Whereas triangle of sadness I found kind of Yeah It was over It was a bit too long So they're kind of They're kind of

Always kind of looped in together People mention those two films Yeah When you're talking to me But I haven't seen The menu obviously But I was trying to put my finger on it Why is it

Triangle Sadness Didn't ring true to me? and it felt you know what I kind of saying were like was it a camel is a horse designed by committee yeah it's kind of like it's a major feature film you know sometimes like a lot of the kind of satirical elements can be shaved off in the process of making a film

I think feel a bit simplified and a little bit like it does feel like a sort of talking down to you it's watered down very much so you know like oh could you believe they're saying this about weapons manufacturers like oh yeah yeah wow You know what? They're really, you know, going after the sacred cows because, you know...

Because everyone loves weapon manufacturers. Yeah, yeah. You say that people, like, well, hang on now. They're good. They're mom and pop companies, right? You know, it's interesting. I don't know why. But as I was watching this near the end, I just kept thinking about Futurama.

And I don't know why... You had that problem with a lot of films, oh, Brian, don't you? I was watching Schinders this. I thought, where's Bender? No, so. I don't know what I was thinking like Futureama is so much better than this but do you see is there some connection there or am I like a man child who likes cartoons well yes but no I think like I know what it was okay I'll tell you what my thing is yeah I was

and like, it kind of fizzled out from me. Yeah. I didn't really have like, any kind of, uh, it didn't like get bigger and bigger, bigger. It's like, it got satirical to start and it kind of like, like a balloon going to fall away. Where I was thinking it'd be funny if they, like, it got more and more crazy. And ridiculous.

And I don't think it's like, if it got to like an almost Futurama like cartoon level. Yeah. Or if it became like just completely bat shit David Lynch insane. Yeah. Which is that fucking, you know, it's a midget playing jazz. And never really does that like kind of to be honest all of the big set

pieces and places you know we've kind of seen it before many times you know so yeah like they're ultra rich and they're all decades okay so then there's the bit later on where they all get very sick and they're all puking and shitting like people talk about that like it's this revolutionary

scene now it was very well done and was funny but we've seen I didn't even laugh that much to be honest yeah I mean I didn't laugh but also kind of ruined it from me because like there's I saw on Reddit some was like man that was the most grossest fucked up scene it's like there is so much like you know meaning of life yeah yeah like that's an incredible puking scene yeah yeah yeah such a ridiculous turned up to 11 stuff yeah and this seemed like so like um like pg 13 almost it seemed like something you see if this

if this was like slime you see a nicolodian you know it's like it literally wasn't like any kind of crazy shit and so while this is going on so you know i get why the food went bad because that one demanded the staff all go for a swim so the food gets bad and then they all get food poisoning so while that's going on while everyone all the rich fancy people are now like they're reduced

to this animalistic shitting and puking while a storm is rocking the boat and it's all very chaotic we cut to fucking Woody Harrelson and this Russian oligarch who were just like trading back and forth quotes about communism

socialism and capitalism, right? And it's so back and forth that I just and they're literally just reading quotes from Ronald Reagan and Karl Marx off their phone to each other. I have to imagine that scene is...

I think you're right. That has to be... Commentary on, you know, the sort of the online woke activism. You're just trading back and forth. Oh, no, I think that's a bit... Really, you got that from it. Well, what did you think it was? Oh, I thought it was a parody of like people

you know, like reading too much into a film and kind of like No, that's just... Go on, go on, go on. Oh, okay, you're laughing at me now. No, no, no, no. You're just like, you only take your cock out and a girl laughs.

It's like, oh, okay, great. The evening, Druid. Yeah, I feel like Woody, I feel like Woody Harrelson now. Go on, seriously. Oh, I just thought like, you know, like people like will write these things about like, you know, how,

oh, this film is about this, this and this. And it's like a very, this film's very interesting movie about capitalism or about socialism or about anything like that. Oh, it's a parody of Reaganomics or whatever like that. I thought that was almost like them saying

that in the film itself like oh we're mentioning these subjects oh it is about capitalism and we're saying it right in front of your face but I don't think you're talking about how is that woke ideology no I just mean like because at one point

You think this about trans people do yeah Of course you do yeah At what see at one point While everything is going wrong Okay like all the people are going We're very different people Just give a second While everything is going wrong

they're literally over the PA system going back and forth saying like going back and forth with their own ideologies okay so what that is I would assume like they're from a position where they're actually removed from any of the like the danger they're like broadcasting their opinions from a position of safety which is exactly what no they're on the ship but they're not in the room they're not they're not shitting or puking and they're not like they're safe, they're just both drunk in the ship going back and forth, back and forth. So that's why I, that's what I took from it, that that could be, there could be an allegory for online, people talking shit online about different

ideologies, blah, blah, blah. Like, for example, during like the Black Lives Matter protest, you know, where the shit was going on was in fucking Minnesota or Minneapolis, where they're burning places down, and then it's just stupid cons going back and forth on Twitter about it, you know? But whatever, look, maybe I'm

reading into it. You know what I've discovered. Sometimes a film can make you sound retarded talking about it. I'm not saying that's you now. I'm not saying like sometimes films is like you try and read into it, you're trying to get someone from it. And it's almost like you're shaking a bag and there's nothing in it. You know, it's kind of like

you're kind of sort of ignoring like you know basic film analysis. Like that's not like a totally out there kind of, you know. And if you're honest with you now you might be right. Yeah. But I'm just saying like I didn't enjoy it. Okay. If it is that,

I didn't really get it Well, what did you think it was then While you were watching I was watching it was like Okay, they're trying this They probably thought this might be amusing I'm not really enjoying it What's this though

When you said they're trying this You're really explaining Oh fuck, sorry I haven't taught about it too much I do things like Sometimes I watch something I really think about it Okay

This it was like a malaise It kind of just happened to me You know Was there any thing about It's kind of like you know If a bus full of chickens drives past you're like, oh, what? Wow, can you believe, what's that mean?

You know, it's like, oh, okay. You just keep walking to work, you know. You don't have time to, like, really, this, you know. Well, you didn't say we'd talk about the film. You're right. I haven't done a very good job now. I'll be honest with you. What did you like about it?

Is there anything you liked about it? No, really. Okay. I kind of like the whole, the woman was exchanging sex with the guy. Yeah, so the third act that goes all Lord of the Flies, you know? Not to. I, again, didn't go as extreme as I wanted. It didn't go full camelism or anything.

Like, I kind of, it felt like, you know, it felt like someone was pitching a movie. And at the end, right, and then, you know, we'll write the next half afterwards. Yeah, let's get coffee, you know? So, yeah, the boat, like, the boat actually gets during the cap, like, the ship's sinking during a storm, and then everyone's shitting and puking,

and then they get invaded by pirates. Yeah. And then the old couple who invented the hand grenade, get blown up by a hand grenade. Which again, it's just so, like, obvious and stupid. Yeah, it actually is, like, the whole thing of, like, oh, the NRA guy with the gun, accidentally shoots himself.

Yeah. Yeah. I just, what is perplexing to me and why I'm reading into it so much is, why is it being so critically lauded and acclaimed? Again, this is why I think in my analogy of, like, it's like, there's a box with a few, like, you know, pieces of fucking lint in it. Yeah.

And you're like, oh, there must be more. There has to be more. can't just be, there's mostly something in this and it's like, no, I don't think there is. There might be an attempt to have something in there, but that doesn't mean like, and I might attempt to make a lovely meal. Right.

Doesn't mean it is. And then you'd be like, well, the intention was the... Well, I mean, I have to imagine the fact that they're trading, like, you know, quotes about communism and socialism and capitalism. There certainly is an attempt. They are trying to incorporate these themes.

Sometimes I think... And the fact that it's on a mega yacht with ultra-rich people sometimes I think people like this director now he's like known for these kind of movies by the way yeah and it was funny anyone who knows the director is like this is weakest film yeah and the people who like people who haven't seen his other movies

yeah because this is his first English language yeah first fully English language you've done other ones where it's like a mix half and half I haven't seen any of his other ones the square of force major is two big ones okay I've heard of force major yeah the skiing one yeah yeah yeah um sometimes people write stuff and they're

just like, yeah, we'll put this in, and it's kind of like, I'm sure people will read into it. They might get something over. Why? I don't know. Maybe it's just people fucking idiots online that are saying it's good. But like, it got nominated for an Oscar, I think sometimes films just catch over the zeitgeist,

and it's like, if you look at the history of the Oscars, there's so many films that be nominated for Oscars that you've never heard of and never been talked about again. These films have won the Oscar, by the way. But that's not the case. here because it's not just that it was nominated for an Oscar. It's like I've heard a lot of people talking about it. This

example, okay, do you remember the artist? Yes. The black and white film. Yes, silent film from 2012, the one best picture. Yes. Now, that was a film that at the time people were like raving about. Yeah. Now, have you heard many people talk about the artist in the last few years? Or like, reference

there or be like, man, you're a film I love. Who did the artist? Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck knows? Exactly. You know the guy who was in it? no no exactly yeah that's what i mean some films kind of come and go like that i think triangle sat it's one of those films that's like they love it like i know tiger king or something like that yeah it's just like it's gonna fade the way and people are like oh yeah i like that but i don't think it's gonna go back i think people who who go back and watch other guys films will be like oh it was his weakest one yeah exactly yeah this is definitely the um i don't know chivalry you know it's very

and it's overlong and it's very laboured at times and you know he does like the big you know far away wide shots and like just he'll let the scene play out for just minutes off but nothing there's no resolution or point to it because then you'll just cut

to you know two weeks later I like the bit when you know like the Russian oligarch his wife washes up dead on the shore and she's still wearing her jewelry and he like takes the that was stuff in a better movie that would have been like a nice little scene

but the overall package I was not and it's one of those films the more I talk you more I think about now the more I just feel like I've kind of let myself down by watching it

and but I'm being like I actually I suppose I liked it and now I'm thinking like do I even like it? It sounds like you didn't like it yeah it really has it kind of took away my energy there

okay do you want to talk about something else sure yeah so I listen I'm in the more podcast you know I'm just in the more the Alistair Campbell podcast okay

You know, Alster Campbell and Rory Schovel, I think his name is? That doesn't sound right. Rory Scoville? Yeah, you know, that'd be a funny mix right there. No, Rory Cummings or something like that. Okay. I don't know, what the fuck way. So, Alistair Campbell, he was a politician.

Yeah, yeah, so. Or something, yeah. I'm getting a bit tired, to be honest. Probably should have taken a break. Keep going. We're almost at the hour. No, I'm going to do a bit longer, though, because I didn't like this episode. Okay.

I might get a coffee. you want to stop and get a coffee yeah I should do that alright it's a bit late have you got place to be no it's just like there are people on other sides

Oh okay right okay Well you know what That's power true Yeah I'll stop being a pussy Yeah I'll this new podcast there Talking about like

They might get rid Of Kamala Harris Really I've been hearing people Don't like Or outside the office To be honest She did not

Um As soon as she was appointed People were kind of There was the immediate All right yay then nobody ever brings her up No

I think she is quite unlikable There's a lot of people Inside her own party Like her own team You know like her personal team Yeah They're a bit like yeah We don't really like her

And we don't think she's gonna do The Democratic Party well But then with Biden Like there's a lot of people Who like Biden Like Democrats But some don't think He can do it

Right And some like don't Like don't think he win And some think that If he won He couldn't fucking Like he'd be like 80 something

couldn't do another four years. Yeah, like, it'd be embarrassing, like. And almost like, almost like being cruel to an animal. Yeah, yeah. Like, the kind of big talk was like, oh, Biden'll die and then it'll be Kamala Harris. They obviously don't want that, though, because they don't like her. What they'd love now, I could see them doing this now, is it's like Biden and then some young go-getter. Yeah.

They get rid of Kamala and they get some young go-gater. Like, they love an Obama type, a young guy who, like... I'm just putting this out there. Do you think he'd come back? Could we get him to come back? I know it's never happened before. I don't even know legally they could do that. They were floating Michelle Obama for a while

and then she was like, fuck that. What is her? She has absolutely no career in politics. Zero. No, I remember she held fat kids and shit. Did she? Kids are still fat. You're right.

What did she do? Her and Jamie Oliver did not. Yeah, they were kind of floating that for a while. But I think like, if you're, if you're a fucking, Michelle Obama Like you have a pretty sweet life Yeah And to give to all up

To then like Basically gonna lose your freedom all again Yeah And you got it's work You gotta go Even the most You gotta shake Weirdo fucking

Yeah The American public's hand And like you know She doesn't even get to be The first female President either Like you know So

What do you mean? Oh I thought you I thought you knew The truth brother But all right That's fine I actually don't know what you know.

She's a man. Oh, yeah, okay. Sorry. Oh, that's the thing. Oh, shit. Yeah. Well, it got much like triangle sadness. If I don't get it, that's the fault of the creator.

They kill Joan Rivers, because of it. I get with the truth. I can't believe I didn't get that now. I was a little bit too subtle for me now. Maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it is your fault. Cock. Big cock.

She's got a big cock. Yeah. Big Mike, they call her. Anyway. So I don't know sure what to go and do with that now. And then we have to kind of stuff with DeSantis and Trump. It's weird. DeSantis is like ignoring Trump completely.

Why? What's Trump? I haven't really been paying attention. Trump's just called constantly, he calls him like Ron DeSantimonious. Yeah, yeah. And I just keeps talking about like, you know, how like he's a coward and like he won't talk to me. And like, you know, I made him who he is today and all that.

Is that true? No, I'm not. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know if it's true or not. Well, I don't, I've never known Mr. Trump to tell a fib. So, you know Never tell a lie that man No, fucking DeSantis though

Is he gonna be Who are you picturing for 2024? I see DeSantis Do you think? I think DeSantis Is he popular with like the alt-right though Or is he a bit too soft? Well he's a little bit like trying to play

All the fields you know Yeah So like he's trying like he won't go against Trump Because a lot of the Trump fans I think he's gonna try and steer it back to more traditional conservatism, right? You know, sort of away from the, you know, comedy central roasts and reality TV shows.

Yeah, exactly, away from Rob Lowe. Actually, I've been tempted to go down the only fans hole. Oh. Recently, there's been a lot of only fans people. You know what thing about the only fans is? There's never enough. Okay. It's not like you subscribe to six only fans girls.

You know, like, that's enough tits for me. I've had my feel I've had my feel I couldn't possibly have another take I just to wait for it but like there's so many girls

and ony fans still I thought only fans have died out you know but it's like now you're getting like the more desperate women and the more racist women

I've noticed there's a lot of racist and transphobic women ony fans now is that right I don't know what it's literally it's weird

it's whiplash so there's a girl I'm at a girl in Bumble a while ago now and you know she looked kind of hot all right

and she had her Instagram on her thing and I was like oh I'll check her out you know went on the Instagram she's got like the only fans

pictures and a little picture of her son and her son's like a DJ who's not in the country anymore what age is she

I think about 19 her son sorry no her no yeah it's a bit weird welcome to Finglish no her

her baby daddy the baby daddy you look freaked doubt there. I was like, what the fuck? Well, it's done it just to be like Brian, obviously made a mistake for once, all right?

You're like, what, bright, what, you've broken the space law continuum. The space time continuum has been irreparably damaged. You're telling me, it's like the movie Boss Baby,

but it's Boss Baby DJ and his mother's a whore. That's what you're telling me. Boss baby mama. Oh boy. Okay, so her bloke is, yeah, he's a DJ and like fucking, you know, I beat that, you know?

So I doubt he's in the picture anymore. Okay. He seems pretty cool now, right? Yeah, yeah. But then I go on her, so her story, so her Instagram page is all like sexy pictures and her kid. Right.

Which is kind of a weird mix, but hey, look, no judgment, right? Yeah, it's Russian roulette, you know? But then her story is literally all, like, you know, there's a black fella thingless looking weird. She's like Citizens Watch, right? Yeah, exactly, yeah.

But then it's also like, you know, a funny meme of like, I identify who's a helicopter. or, you know, all that stuff And then... Women, broads, these dames usually ain't funny, but that's a classic That's a classic goof right there.

Move over, Hannah Gatsby. And, but then... But then it's right by a black fella In Fingless. But then, like, it's back to, like, a picture of her baby, be like, butter, butterwood melting his mouth. Then you cut again to, like, you know,

just too many of them. And actually I video her at the protest Be like, go on Oh, go on like Down there in Ballymon Like get them out Yeah, yeah exactly And that's what you'd be saying to her

Get them out Get them out Yeah Legs, legs Lange Yeah It's such whiplash man You like go to like

A Ukrainian refugee protest You think it's a wet t-shirt contest Yeah Get them out All right Whip about Wednesdays.