Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 197 : Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

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Alright, let's go. Right, this is a bumper fucking episode right here. It's hot. Bumper? What is that mean? I don't know. Oh, fuck. Sorry there.

Just so you know, this episode is going to be a little bit tense because I'm watching football as well, the Europa League. Well, you're not actually watching football. You're just watching the score. That's even more. Just the numbers. That's what you think sports are. Just the ones and zeros.

Just ones and zeros, baby. You're fucking Jonah Hill Moneyball. freak that's why I live for baby for me the action is the juice yeah but look uh we got a lot of stuff going on they're watching horrible bosses downstairs and I dragged you away I was jerking off

over Charlie Day yeah that's right oh that little sexy lepracron yeah we were just at the bit where Jennifer Aniston is eating the penis shaped foods tell you it's a funny movie it's a very funny movie oh man those guys you're gonna judge me for liking it

no it was okay you're gonna call me gay because of like Jennifer Aniston, you fucking good. No, it's funny about those guys. It's a little nerd from Freaks and Geeks. Yes, John Francis Daly. And then they went on to do Game Night, which people say it's very good.

Yeah, I watched Game Night. I didn't like how empowered the women were in it. You know what it's actually weird? You and me be your brother. I tell you that now. What's weird about Game Night is Sharon Horgan is in it. And I don't know, it's, you know, they're all like kind of, it's Jason Bateman,

Rachel McAdams, Ham and Sharon Horgan. What's wrong with that picture, right? You know what's like, remember like, oh, Jesus, can you believe this, this is bleeding mental it's all with this. Oh, Jesus, I thought it was

game now, it's bloody shame now, because you're acting like cunt. No, she doesn't sound like that. Yeah, she's a, but she basically does. You see her wandering around the street. You see her, I'm begging for money now, don't you? No tea anymore, yeah? Yeah.

sold him off a crack. I don't have two euro for a hostel. I don't know what that means. Yeah, it's kind of funny. You know the way like Richard Adawadi was in Hollywood for like two minutes? Yeah, he was in The Watch. Remember the Watch as well because George Floyd just got

No, no, no, no, no, no. I got the, yeah, so George Floyd got killed and then Sharon Hogan showed up and killed George Zimmerman. That's how it works. Trayvon Martin, yeah. Trayvon Martin was killed by George Zimmerman. and the movie was originally called

Neighborhood Watch what George Zimmerman was in Neighborhood Watch and he killed a young black man A boy he he, I mean you know they were Richard Adawaddy's He very much

It's like improv Neighborhood Watch he yes and did instead of just watching he acted you know That's so funny thing like George Zimmerman is like he's on a little walkie talk to the police

being like I'm following the suspect and you're like don't follow him He's like no I'm following I think he was in the IT crowd I see him there. Oh, God. It's funny about people like defending him

being like, he was a great man, you know, he was protecting his neighborhood. I never really looked into the specifics of us. Oh, I did. Yeah. I bet you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was calling up all the radio shows be like, can you believe it, Joe?

Can you believe it? You were complaining that Anthony Coomia wasn't talking more about it. Don't be a coward, Anthony. Oh, it was mad. But then they were all like, he's a great man. And then, like, he got caught beating his wife.

and we all make mistakes and he beat his wife again and again and he did like everything wrong She just wouldn't drop it would she Is Trevon this to Trevon that? I'm falling the suspect It's my wife

And bang like that But yeah He never went to jail, did he? No I didn't know He got off completely Yeah okay Why do you talk about Sharon Hogan That's his

Sharon Hogan killed Trayvon Marins What we're saying You've heard it here first folks Yes Her brother is on second captains All the time What's second captains Oh, you don't know, buddy

I don't It's why I asked I wouldn't even tell you Okay It's a podcast Oh It's like the most popular podcast in Ireland

What, what's it about? It's sports Oh well then Yeah, yeah Talk about football And hurling and that Okay And it's like

They start off They basically Patreon for Patreon Neppo babies man Not really Are they like D4 Cunts No but I actually

Met them before Actually Who those lads Yeah I was blackout drunk What? Yeah And Kilkenny

I told you this before Yeah Okay I was black out I think I was talking Jews or something. All right. Yeah. You know how I be, you know. You know when I'm wilding. Yeah.

I think I went full Kanye with the second captain's boys. I think they respected me. Did you like go to a live show or something? No, no. It was a long time ago. It was like, Kukenny Cat laughs. Oh. And it was like some kind of like private party afterwards. And you managed to sneak in. I got in after about 20 minutes of someone trying to get me in. Okay. No. And like, come on. He's right there. Come on. He's all sad. And you know, he's shitting himself right.

promise he'll put his penis away if you'll let him in. He won't talk to second captain guys, I swear and I was like let me at him, let me at him Hey, this the cat laughs, hey where the cat, you forget the cat I want pussy. Fuck the cat laughs, give me the pussy,

cat laughs, pussy moan, that's what I like, a heart, yeah, yeah. And Darrow Brea just clutching his smearing off ice terrified, oh dear God you're going to hack me, man, he couldn't You were you at Catlast? You're trying to big wig it

with the industry types? This is like years ago, man. Yeah, I think I told you but you've forgotten because all the pills you're on. I know, I do remember you telling me, but I chose to ignore it. Yeah, it sounded like you were doing

one of your cry for helps type things. Like, oh, I was at the cat laughs sexually harassing Sharon Horgan's brother just to feel something. I'm so dead inside. But anyway. We've got a bit wild there We're here to talk about

Invasion of the Body Snatchers So I have watched the 1950s version The 1970s version And the 1990s version And then I watch about half of the 2007 version But I got a real kind of headache You ever get the thing where your vision gets blurry? Yeah, it's called a brain tumor

Yeah, yeah Your brain gets real hot and you're blood everywhere Yeah, just meditate you know, go for a walk. Try some breathing exercises. I love that's something I say, just go for a walk, say, well, there's a lot wrong right now. I paranoid schizophrenic and I think the bushes are

conspiring against me. My sister's dying in the houses on fire and my kids hate me, but a good brisk walk will sort everything out right there. And listen to second captains and that'll, you know, all your problems will melt away. It just brings all back. I've never seen any of the

vision of the body snatcher. but I'm familiar with them. You know the whole Pod People concept? Yes, yeah. So they, it's like the faculty. You ever see the faculty? No, I've not, buddy, I tell you. I have not, no.

And you think I'm queer. I didn't say that. It's great, it's great. It's like real 90s grunge, kind of written by Kevin Williamson, who did the screen movies. Hey, buddy, yeah, I like that. Was it directed by Robert Rodriguez as well? Yeah, I don't know.

You're asking me, isn't. Elijah Wood, fucking. Josh Hartnett to heartthrobs right there, man. It's great. It's great little Phil. But yeah. I take a word for it. So it's like aliens take over a high school in America. And they're replaced the people. You can't tell.

They're bit weird. So it's like they infect the people. Their personalities change. They still look like themselves, but like they're devoid of any, you know, emotion. Right? So that is an example right there of body snatchers affecting the culture. The culture.

Yeah, yeah. Big up yourself. Blit. So it's like, you look around, you look around, you can't help us see the influences. The facility. The faculty. Oh, right. Okay, wow. Jesus Christ.

The facility, the faculty. You'll be the faculty years old. What are you drink out there? Coffee. Coffee and a pot noodle, huh? Yeah, it's been a hard day, I tell you what, buddy. Big hot, like you work in distillery, you're hot all that. I'm sweating my balls off right now.

Yeah. The bitches love it. I've got sweaty balls. I'm talking about the faculty. Yeah. Yeah. And they love it. No, it's not good on a rewatch.

When I was a teenager, I thought it was the coolest movie ever. And I thought Josh Hartnett's character was like the coolest guy of all time. If you rewatch it, he is such a contemptible pretentious douchebag piece of shit. He thinks he's so cool and sexy. He's a phony. He makes me question. myself you know it's it doesn't it doesn't hold up like scream holds up on a rewind holds up but the faculty does not and he if i think kevin wilinson also wrote uh i know what you did last summer

also does not hold up but by god don't kill all the sacred cows here okay well it's a bad next you're going after islam four very sexy people in it who very okay jennifer love huge tits Jennifer Lof Hewitt You get her name right Sarah Michelle Geller Freddie Prince Jr. and Ryan Philippi Oh my God

My teen hormones Who are popping Popin and locking This really is a cad and bonanza right there This is all the shit you love right there I just loved all those like If only was those four talking about Like nanotermite in 9-11

Then you'd be just die Like you get rock hard erection The blood all rushed your cock You die Yeah smile on your face smile on my face and blood on my cough just as the good lord intended but anyway enough about the 90s

let's go back to the 1950s so the good thing about the whole pod people concept is you can apply to anything so every is this a Rod Sterling no it's not okay I thought I was being intellectual there quite yops

an intelligentsia an academic per se no is that bloody fucking Ron Stewart film is it If you think I'm sexy And you know you want I'll make you a pod person now Wake up, Maggie, I think I've got

Something to say to you There's bloody immigrants coming over And I got to me back at school No? No, okay, sorry You smoke weed there, did you? I did. Okay, right.

Is it evident? Because I'm tripping out, man. You see a baby on the ceiling? I just actually glued a baby to the ceiling Just to freak with your melon, man It's a good gag It is starting to smell quite a bit I think you've made the most depressing

Pinyatta known to man A decomposing baby Super glued to the Zeeland They'd be like, where's the candy? I want something sweet Anyway And the mother's giving me grief But anyway

I'll stop now Invasion of the body snatchers I'd have to say now, I starred this little lark because there's a thing on Chapo right now where they're picking like lots of old movies and reviewing them, you know, it's the guy Will Menaker, whose dad is in the CIA.

Yes. So this is a CIA op right here. It's a sci op, dude. And I'm falling for it. I'm going to watch all these and then trying to kill the president of Venezuela. Right. That's fine. Hey, pretty cool. You'd be doing it in my favor, I'd say. So anyway, I watch the 50s one first, all right?

so normally with the podcast listen to it's called movie mindset with Will Menaker I listen to it first and by I'm interested in it I might go watch a movie but this one I was just like oh I've always wanted to watch these

want to watch them first then listen to the podcast and the thing I'll say about these movies is all three of these movies the 50s 70s and 90s I want to go back and watch them again oh wow because you didn't understand them

because you're an idiot it's that's that Chinese is it is like not it's an alien what invasion of the Chinese people or pod pod Chinese but no especially the 90s one I fucking loved now I don't want to big up too much now

but I really love the 90s one I really talk by surprise because people most stuff with the 70s one 70s one's like the classic that Is that Donald Sutherland? I only know that because Evan downstairs said it and now I'm stealing his thoughts I'm like the pod person is like well tell me Brian is that Donald Sutherland

land. You look like Cadden and you smell like Cadden, but something is amiss here. Oh, don't worry, Brian. I'm like, do you want some lean? That would be bad for me. I'm like, oh. Opiates, Brian. Well, as I'm sure

you know, they're addictive. Oh, I got mugged off in the chemist the other day. I went in and asked for a bottle of Coden X and they were like, what kind of cough do you have? Like, fucking cunt. No fucking ask me questions. I don't look me in the eye.

And I fetch me my bottle of drugs, you dumb whore. Yeah, is what I didn't say. I said, it's a dry, you chikov. Oh, it's possibly the hay fever, please. But they were like, well, you know you're only supposed to use it for no longer than three days. Like, oh, don't worry, madam, you can trust me. Ha ha ha ha ha. We got any?

No, it's in the gas, man. You never share, by the way. No. I'm always giving you stuff. No, you're not. I'm always giving you bananas and apple. Yeah, and I never want them. I was saying,

this isn't opioids. Yeah. Anyway, so the 1950s one. Now, what's fun about this is. It's directed by Mr. Don Siegel. Okay. Who went on to do Dirty Harry. Oh, yeah.

Escape from Alcatraz. Right on. Many, many, many Clint Eastwood movies. Happy birthday to Clint Eastwood. He is 93 today. I hope he's raw dogging right now as I speak. Hell yes, dude. He's directed in the movie right now, actually.

Yeah? It's called Juror Number Two. I'm swear to God That's what it's called Yeah It's I think it's like How much directing is he doing though I think he's just dead

I think that's such just dead Just flies around Clint what do we do He probably wants us to aim the camera The actors That's right yeah Apparently like Clint's well known for He just like Nitches one take

Yeah He doesn't have a lot of times Yeah one take And they're like I fucked up my lines there I don't care Can we do that again I wasn't you think Eva Longoria

would let me I know she wouldn't let me smash but even could I smell her shoe would she let me smell her shoe Oh no me suck at least he's going to get the way So it's a movie He thinks Sophia Vergara is Eva Longoria. Nobody's got the heart

to tell him. It's Nicholas Holt That's his in the new movie I think It's like it's Nicholas Holt And he plays a guy in the jury I think they're trying to kill him because he's too good at being in a jury he's juroring too hard so they got to try kill him

and it's a real action thriller sounds good I can't wait for it it's probably set in one room because Clint can't walk around him like there's action going on just like keep the camera on the room all of his films take place in bungalows now no stairs

no stairs yeah every every bungalow is a wheelchair ramp up to the door I would love him if he was like fuck I'm doing Dirty Harry 7 you know

I just fuck it I'm bang yeah and it's just basically he brings Derek Chauvin out of jail my old pal Derek

they got him trumped up on bullshit charges anyway so Don Siegel yeah he's one of his early

films right now and I just said I was trying to say there it works because the metaphor could apply you anything

so the 50s one could be communism or it could be McCarthyism. That's the thing, you know, it could be like anti-communism. The whole thing like this idea takes over town and people are weird and it's kind of like this thing

about group, group thinking like the individual and like you know The mind virus. Yeah, and you kind get taken over and also And it takes one brave man to stand up to the madness and say enough. One brave man to bring a gun in the McDonald's.

Bring back the McRib and also do, boy got Disney and Bud Light, but mostly the McRibb. You're shooting someone and be like, it's McCartyism. Or communism. God, we're retarded.

Anyway, quite the opposite much of your friends. Yes. But anyway, serious now, serious. So the first one based on novel, okay, turned into a movie there, and it starts off this doctor, I think his name's Kevin McCartney. Okay, the actor.

Kevin McCarney. He's been off a doctor conference, you know, doing doctor share. all right comes back to a small town in California and everything's

a little bit weird like no patience no one's unhealthy right they're all healthy is before Obamacare you know and he sees the little kid

and the kid's like oh my mommy he's not my mommy he's like that weird kid you know whatever and then like little thing

so this one woman is like my husband isn't my husband and he's like here's some valium awesome yeah that's a good doctor

yeah exactly I need a doctor like that you start going to the chemist My dad, my husband's not my husband My mommy's not my mommy So and then like he slowly finds out

That my mom he's not my husband No matter how much I ask her to be Come on mom Your husband's head So you'll be my new husband Like that guy's syphilis Don't think about it too much Let's just take the plunge

So and then he slowly find out That these pod people Have invaded this California town and they want to take over and you become the collective subconscious they all become one thing

and the thing is only like a zombie movie it's like me being like hey James it's great what you're talking about it's so much better none of fear

and loneliness you're all together as one it always sounds amazing to be honest with you I think these movies work if the writer or director a little bit hates humanity

yes I think that's why later films work and the first film does work but it's a way in McCorn like more conventional You know, just like, join us. I ain't joining you, you cotton-picking cuck-suckers, you know. You didn't say that, you know, yellow-belly, cotton-picking sons of bitches.

But, like, so it's like they all try and tempt them, you know, with this. And so it starts off, like, they find these kind of, like, half-growing people. Okay. So the way it works is, by the way. So in the first one, anyway, you find this kind of pod and it opens up, and there's, like, a person there. But no, like, face, really, no fingerprints. It's kind of like a mannequin, you know, like that. And the pod is like just like a big kind of shell thing.

Yeah, yeah. And it slowly, so when you fall asleep. Is it gooey? No, no. Is it wet and gooey? Yeah. I got that wet ass potty. So you fall asleep and the more you fall asleep,

the more you become, the more your consciousness turns into this pod kind of thing. And eventually you become a husk. Your whole essence is taken out through sleep. Sleep is the mind killer. Okay. Yeah. So a little bit of a Freddy Cougain. thing as well right there. Yeah, never sleep.

Stay awake. You're paranoid you got to stay awake. It makes it miss... Because here's a thing. It's like, you know, with zombies, you run as far as you can, eventually'll catch up, you know? Eventually you know. Eventually you get tired and they're going to keep walking. You got to fall asleep. You're going to fall asleep eventually, yeah. So it's real kind of spooky. You got to just keep doing fucking like Benadrine.

Well, give me some black beauty speed, boys. What's funny is that doesn't become a thing in later movies. Yeah. That's like speed is the key to all this. Awesome. If you keep doing speed, you'll never die. So the CIA were actually the heroes for flooding the ghettos with crack. We're trying to save you from the pod, people.

Freeway Rick is a hero. God, I think the black community would love us, but let's move on, alright? Not from what I've been hearing, but anyway. Well, that's the one black guy that talks to me. But anyway, he doesn't talk to me. But anyway, so another big thing about these movies is,

like I said, it is tempting, but in everyone these movies, movies. Eventually they get like the love interest and the girl's sexy and she's like, hey, you can stay with me forever, you know? You become a pod we can have pod sex with each other, you know? But we'd know none that love

get in the way. And I don't care if I ever come. Yeah, well, sign me up, buddy. Stick the pot up his ass, like, just helping out wood, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, pod, pod, pod. So the first one there it's very, very good.

Slowly he takes over and they're on the run, And it's a cool little thing. No, the only bad thing about the first movie is the studio tagged on a different ending. Okay. The first ending was bad.

So the way it ends is they're on the run from the whole town is now pod people, okay? And they're like, join us, join us. Him and this hot girl he likes a run, okay?

Right. They hide in the cave and he's like, you stay there, I gotta go try and find help. He goes around, can't find help.

He comes back. The woman's like, yes, everything's normal. It's like, wait a minute. He kisses her. And it licks her out You know

This pussy doesn't feel You're getting wet You never used to get wet You evil alien bitch But he's like What happened? He's like You got that pod pussy girl And he's like

She's like I fell asleep I'm sorry but guess what It's flipping amazing Yeah And he's like Slay Queen Get away from me you bitch

And he runs away He bashes her face To a bloody pulp on some jagged rocks. No, he doesn't. Because he's a hero, Brian. That's the studio we're like,

please add that. Because the 50s is cool, you know? But anyway, so it meant to end with him, like, he runs out to the highway

and all these cars driving into the village, into the town. Yeah. He's like, they're going to get you. They're going to get you. They're going to get you.

And he points, like, out with the screen, like, you know, like them. Right. And the studio talks a bit of a downer.

Sure. So have a new ending. They had a different ending of game Where it's like He's in a psych ward And these guys invest The guys come like from the FBI And like

Hey there Mr. Kevin We hear You're talking about aliens I'm not insane We know you aren't We found a truck there And uh Had a pod in there

And the FBI Saved the day Because the FBI are heroes And he's like Good Well I'm glad we solved that problem The end

Yeah Good work FBI. And Jay Edgar Hoover comes out in a dress. You know, don't ever be afraid to be yourself. I love the FBI. He invented the FBI, right? He did, yeah.

And he was transvestre. Yeah, he did. So it works. You got it right, yeah. My hate speech is on point here, Brian. Yeah. So it was a really tacked on ending. And some screenings after that, they've cut off the last part. And some people leave it on as a kind of interesting

novelty, you know? Yeah, I mean, Look, that's typical big studio stuff come in and give it the happy ending, you know, that's... Now, the 70s version is a direct reaction to that. Okay. So 70s one, they purposely didn't give it a happy ending.

We'll get to that in the minute. 70s movies are kind of renowned for being like they really go, like they always end on a downer, you know? Yeah, I'll say the 70s one, it is... Obviously, it's, as you said, Donald Sutherland. Yeah. Who's great, by the way.

Yeah. And this is going to sound very, very, very... very basic, but in this movie, he's very good to just reacting. I know that's a basic thing, but like, even there's lots of stuff where he's like, oh, oh, oh, like that really basic stuff, it's not

too much, not too little, and there's a few things that happen where he's like, oh, like that I probably would react like that, you know, if I saw a big alien, I probably would react like that. I was like really impressive. And also, there's a very young, very sweaty Jeff Goldblum in it.

Oh. Who looks so much like Adam Friedland. Really? I suddenly, it makes sense the whole Dasha thing. It's like, there is a sexiness to his people.

Yes. I see now why they are the chosen people. Oh, yes. Like, Goldblum does look pretty, not conventionally, like he aged into himself.

Ah, he was always pretty sexy, Brian. I remember him in Detwish? Yeah. Where he rapes that woman. I fucking hate rich cunt. Yeah. Typical Jews.

They hate the well. healthy people, don't they? Yeah, yeah. But there's something about him in this movie. He just, he looks good. Also, there's a woman in a, I think her name's like Brooke Adams. She's really hot as well. She didn't really do much.

You know the way women like, you know, she was like 21. She was it turned 23. They're putting a fucking dumpster, you know? Yeah, right. I was Hollywood back then. That was bad. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, 24-year-olds are good-looking.

Anyway. That's what the show 24 is about Keith or Southern. is just like running away from women the turn. He's like he's got to get to him. He's like, Mr. President, she's got to be, she's only 23 for another few minutes. I've got to fuck her quick. No, woman's going to be 24 and 24 hours.

Yeah. Beep, boop. It's like, there's terrorism. He's like running past a terrorist. And you know what you want. I got bigger fish to fry, boys. Ah, yeah. Anyway, um... That's good now. Women. Ha!

We win. Getting old. Never happens to men. We just get more distinguished. Yeah, like John Ham, isn't that right, James? Yeah. We're basically John Ham. John Ham, spoiled ham.

It's all good, baby. Anyway, so, yes. The 70s version. So, 70s version, it's set in San Francisco. Ah. And it's a really cool, kind of looking kind of movie. It's a same kind of... A bunch of hippie-dippy freaks walking around?

Not as much. Donner Sutherland, it's like a health inspector. So the little kind of thing in this is he's a real... but he, like, he loves the rules. Okay, it's the square. Yeah, and he's like, um, that goes against subsection 93942, um, obviously. Yeah. And like, you know, he's, like, a real nerd.

Like, he goes into, like, a pizza place. It was like rat shit on the pizza. And he's like, um, there shouldn't be rat shit on the pizza. Ooh, like that, you know, a real. Oh, what are you guys got talking about? Hey, hey, it's your first pizza pizza. Um, uh, this is San Francisco. Why do you have a broken accent?

that goes against convention. Oh, fucking point next, over here. Yeah, so he's a real nerd anyway. Yeah. And he's been trying to fuck this girl for ages. Brooke Adams is her name. But she's got like a boyfriend slash husband. I forget now.

Yeah. Doesn't matter. He did boyfriend. It's actually very apt to the times. The boyfriend or fiance or whatever like that, he just spends his whole time watching TV on like these. He's got like a portable TV with like headphones. Oh.

And she's like, you know, oh let's have sex basically and he's like oh girlie me alone I'm watching TV I'm watching commercials yeah I just I don't you watch TV I just love commercials

because it's so cool oh wow so he's a bit like neglectful which I've noticed girls like neglectful boyfriends they do

they like it when boys don't want to have sex with them yes I just kind of ignore them and don't and don't shower yeah that's what I've got my own

husters university take a swing at them once in a while too oh they love that no no You might, that's your version of your Hustler's University. Yeah.

Mine's more lazy. Russler's University. It's based on microwavable burgers and beating women. Welcome, you know, welcome to Cadden's

Rustler's University. So here's what I do. I'll microwave the burger and then I punch that dumb cunt in the face. I haven't had sex in 11 years, but goddamn,

this burger is disgusting. It is a disgusting burger. It is. Also, you only have the energy hit woman afterwards. You're just so tired And fucking full of self-hate I'm just sick and tired and sad

Yeah It also ruins the microwave You know what's that The microwave is all wet afterwards I think I Also my pants My pants are a wet Yeah

They are a vile, vile product And the burgers aren't great either I was talking about women there I hope that came across It was misogyny Did you get it? Did you get it folks? I don't want to get my wires

cross here. Well anyway and then again like the 50s movie he knows his things are weird and like kind of people are weird

and like he's huge like people like even like he goes to the dry true and the guy in the dry true is like my wife is different

he's like I don't we're not friends clean my fucking clothes I don't care about your wife unless your wife was to suck my cock

I don't give him a fuck so when he's off the clock he's not playing by the rules anywhere like I don't go off fuck about your cunt wife and I'll clean my fucking

car you mexican doughrag piece of shit yeah off the clock he's eating rat shit he's like hey this is pretty good I'll never tell and it's a bit more bloody in this as well and a bit more scary it's more kind of run around and shit like that is that real famous

like gif of Donald Saller pointing with his mouth open is that from body statured's a bit that's the ending there's a very famous ending so they kind of trick you right we'll get down a second There's one really cool bit in it So in the first movie

They get replicating that's it But in this to show Replication goes wrong Okay Where the pod people Try and replicate a homeless man Who's got a dog beside him You know they're homeless people

Have dogs beside him Sure This is so cool, all right They fuck it up And they give him like A dog with a man's face It's a dog with a hobo face That's hilarious

And there's a convention In these movies as well Where you have to pretend like you're emotionless to blend in. So they're walking around the city all this like emotionless doing nothing and Donna Suther Sutherland and this girl, Brooke Adams

they're walking around as well trying to like look emotionless. Then they see this fucking like this human-faced dog walk around. Of course the woman starts screaming as they do all the time. Yeah, no. The dog face is actually pretty good I've said now. They just took a

human mask on a dog but the shot they get of this licking his lips. It looks pretty silly but also pretty freaky as well. If a CGI, it wouldn't work. Yeah. The fact that it's a kind of a weird looking mask. Like a prosthetic thing, yeah. Yeah, it's just something about it just looks

fucking weird, right? So they're on the run again. And think yourself, you know what? That's the best that hobo ever looked. Here, I might give the dog some change before I give that fucking nerderwell anything. God damn street urchin. Go back to your shanties,

you freaks. Liverpool changed you For the better I didn't see one hobo over there They ship them out Because you were coming They're like yes right It's like you know that a Super Bowl in L.A.

And they're like Shit fucking caddins Come and get into the bloody plebs Yeah But oh So anyway They're on the run anyway Jeff Goldblum gets eaten

Or not eating He just gets that He fade into a husk All right And it's him and the girl And again like He goes off Comes back

The girl has been taken over but she's naked and this looks pretty cool and again it's kind of like sexual kind of thing as well it's like

but she's an alien but she's got tithies yeah yeah he so like would you necessarily would you

like get turned into a pod person if you eat her pussy if you play along yeah if you're just like how exactly

do they infect you what's like the mechanism what's the it's like so when you fall asleep it's a pod near you yeah

or there's like someone that's left the pod there around it your face kind of gets a bit like cobwebby I think deliberately they make it look a bit like cum as well

it's like just kind of cum like stuff do they or did you just that's cum that's jiz yes like when watching the Star Wars I'm like that's cum it's a lightsaber it's a cum saber

look it's green like my jiz Yoda that's just a cum stey look there's Yoda do da do do do jada Jonah

Jonah. Why does my beard look like cum? I've got jish beard. Shut up, Dad, start talking about com. So your face slowly gets all cummy,

you know, cobwebby. And if you just fall asleep, unless someone wakes you up, as I said, you'll eventually just be like, it'll look like you like you'll look like you.

Let's say you see him on the bed. You're like, hey, Brian, wake up. You put your hand on me. And the hand just pushes into me. And you're like, what? And you're just like a hollow husk. Oh.

Yeah, like that was like, what the hell? And it's like, you know, just crumble. Wow. Yeah, pretty spooky-looking image right there. So how do you, like, can you kick the shit out of them pretty easily then? Yeah, yeah. So in the 70s one, like Donaldson's like a pitchforks, like dumping it into people. Yeah.

And it's weird because they're all this, like, just still kind of like half formed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they haven't really got a proper face, and he's putting the pitchfork in it, and it's all kind of bloody. And they're like, bleh, like that. Yeah. No. Like that.

But anyway, so. the movie ends Donner Sutherland runs away and the next scene is him like an office environment and they're all

going around the motion list and you're thinking like oh Sutherland must have you know blended in with them they can't end like that

they can't end this sad way so Donner Sondon's walking around all right again looking very emotionist you're like

a clever trick you're playing Mr Sutherland he probably smoked a dooby and now he's chillette and then

Jeff Goldbl 's wife, okay, from the movie, she sees him, and she's walking around motion as well, and she goes like, oh, and then she comes up like, hey, you know, it's, we survived, and he looks around and then goes like, whew, and they'll start screaming, and in the movie, that's like, they're, like, calling

things, like, when they scream, because they're all one hive, you know, he starts screaming, and they're all going to start screaming and pointing at her, and they're all going to like, woo. Wow, they're going to run a, pull a train on her. I think they are, yeah. Yes. That's exactly what happened. They're all going,

ooh, yeah, I come along with a pitch fork. Like, no, stop. Stop, she didn't give consent. And they all scream, ooh, pussy!

This guy's a pussy! So you like that one? I like that one a lot, yeah. And I didn't go, you know what, I'll be honest with you. I didn't do a very good job

with describing it, right? I don't even got the tone of it. You know what's great in it, by the way. Lender, Nimoy. Okay.

He plays this really scummy psychiatrist in it. I think he's also a bit in the movie as a little bit anti-psychiatrist in it.

Because I mentioned for Donald Stutland is like the nerdy character and he's like oh we got it for all the rules and the whole time as well he's like

oh we'll call the police like a little bit subversion of the FBI one in the 50s one he's like the police will help oh yeah we'll call the FBI

they'll help and there's a really famous scene where it's like hello FBI and they're like someone calls from the FBI I say, we hear Mr. Sutherland,

you're trying to call us there. Well, don't worry. We'll sort the whole thing out. I was like, oh, thank you, dear. Wait a minute, I didn't tell you my name. How do you know my name? Like, we all know your name. Like, well, no, you know.

Oh, right. The FBI. Edward Snowden was right. You're spying on me. Tacked my phone. Yeah. Yeah, so that's very good as well. Well, anyway, Leonard Nimoy is psychiatrist,

and he's like, I got my psychiatrist will help. There's aliens. My psychiatrist will help. I'm like, Leonard Nimoy's real kind of sleazy like, hey, maybe a psychiatrist,

I think maybe you should just fall asleep and don't ask any questions. Yeah. You know, he's like that, he's real sleazy. If you wake up with a sore throat, don't worry.

That's all part of the process. I'm Dr. Spock right here. He's very sleazy and good in it, right? And they're also like, you're kind of thinking is he just like a scummy guy or an alien?

They don't even answer that right there could just be a weirdo trying to fuck poor old Donner Sutherland I mean yeah a lot of those kind of like I mean I know it's San Francisco but like those LA

psychiatrists they're all just scumbags they're giving Vicodin and Xanax to like C-list models to fuck them I don't want to go full Scientology

but I think a lot of psychiatric stuff is basically just learn better ways to gas like cunts who deserve it. Like there's a big vent... That sounds a bit mean, doesn't it?

No, no, no, you're right, yeah. I'm glad I have you to back me up because the psychiatrist is like Brian knows. There's like a big kind of intersecting Venn diagram of psychiatry and cults in L.A. They're really getting meshed together.

Like perfect example, Kevin Smith. Yes. Like we watched a video Kevin Smith talking about like his psychiatric problems. Yeah. and it just feels like he's repeating doctor speak that they told him like if I'm a psychiatrist

Kevin Smith is my golden goose because I can get him and I can just like milk him for all this work to be like oh Kevin you've had so many problems oh they didn't like cop out oh my God

you know you really there's people out there who have been abused their whole lives you know they've been locked in basements and raped every Wednesday but they've never had the indignity of having to buy for two

seats on the airplane like you all right and then people mocking you and Mr. Roger Ebert that that fucking him gaslighting you saying that fucking jawless

freakazoid yeah and then he's just like you're right you're right he's like you know what Kevin Smith because you know you're pressed about the new Star Wars movie you should go to this new treatment facility in Arizona

where like you will really fix you It's like 2,000 a night. Yeah. And then we'll just give you some basic stuff. It's like, I learned that you should breathe when you're stressed. Will screen Zach and Mary make a porno for you every night? Because you're right. It was unfairly received and the box office returns were underwhelming.

Yeah. You're right. It was better than knocked up. You are right. Eh. Well, no, I wouldn't say that. You're one of them. What's the matter, Brian?

Ah, Judd Apatow could fuck off, though, you know. All right, relax, okay, come on now. So that was the 70s one. Right. And then I said, what, the 90s one? Okay, it's that 90s show? Yeah, it's like... There's no Kurt Wood Smith in this one,

which is a real fucking... Yeah. Really fucks me off, you know? Really tics my asshole. Really jerks my chain, cock. You're really jerking my douchebag. There's jibberies. Absolutely.

Jimberish. Everyone again is like, what are we saying? Yeah, I don't know. Somebody likes it. It brings out the worst in us, I think. Yeah, I think so. Or the best. It's weird because when, you know, when we're in a good mood, it's absolute indecipherable gibberish. But when we're not in a good mood, it's like,

ugh, oh, this is shit. This isn't a good episode. Why would anyone listen to this? You know, it's very funny. So many times, I've been like, oh, it's just like a shit episode. So many times. This is very, very shit. And you kind of keep going, I'm like

What's the point? Let me look Dignatist Maybe I'll just watch Digman on my show The New Comedy Central sitcom Digman Come on

Digman You've seen trailers for Digman Oh Hell yeah Dude you're like Come on the chips on the table Big men are bust

Come on, baby Oh, it's animated Oh shit Oh, fuck Andy Samburg Oh, I'm ruined Wait, so The 90s one

Yeah, yeah, yeah It's directed by You're gonna love this Abel Ferrar Oh yeah And this is The year after bad lieutenant So he is hot right now

Hell's yeah And it's gonna get you Show me with their mouth Show me your mouth how your sucker pot person's God, show me with their mouth And you're going to get so angry You're going to get so angry this man

Okay The movie was too good The cinema The studio buried it Really His whole thing is It's set on an army base There's a little bit of

Anti-Military stuff Wow And also It's like during the Gulf War It's right after the Gulf War And there's a character It's been fucked up by the Gulf War Damn

So they literally kind of did A condone on it Yeah, and buried it. Yeah, they released it in like four cinemas. Wow. And that was it. It's really sad because it's so good. That's why no one no talks about it.

Yeah, I've never heard anyone talk about it. It's so, I don't... Would you Tim running up to me in the streets and James, the 90s body statured is the best one? I thought you're a retarded freak. I was ready to throw acid in your face. Well, I am and he did. Yeah. Like that Katie lady.

Yeah. But anyway, another thing to do is to do like a 90s thing there where it's a female protagonist. That's really why they buried it. Forget about the anti-war sentiment. It's like, he's a bloody bird. Oh, fuck off. That's what the head of Paramount sounds like.

Invasion of the body snatches, is it? Oh, right. A snatch means vagina, Brian, is what I was going for there. We need a little glossary at the end. You, you cunt bag. Like, cuntbag means woman. This is kind of like the podcast version of

infinite jest, you know, we have a little glossary at the back. And we kill ourselves at the end. Oh, yeah. Can't wait. But anyway, so it starts off, it's a girl and she's got a new stepmom and her dad works the military, he's like a military doctor. She's a teenage girl? Yeah. Oh.

Well, she's 21. Oh, okay, okay. She does get fully naked in this. Really? So I hope she's, uh... I hope she's not. Apparently, able Ferrar in the commentary is like, look at that. You can never have that. Look at that. right there.

Abel Ferrar is a dirty old man. He doesn't talk about camera angles around and he's like look at that you'd fuck that yeah

Forrest Whitaker you fuck him yeah got those little Hershey kiss nipples You know how Forrest Whitaker

got that eye because I jizzed in him I jizzed in his eyes so many times he's like fucking droopy from the carton So Forrest

Whitaker's in the movie He plays a soldier and Orly Ernie is in there as well yeah he's fucking awesome this as well

yeah yeah he's great so anyway the point is who's the girl do you remember it's on no no Meg Tilly's in this

oh yeah she is actually amazing in this movie there's a bit in it that's so creepy and weird yeah I was like this is up

well we'll get into a minute it's also a little kid in this by the way who's great he's done nothing else but his reactions are so good in this and he looks so afraid

yeah that they definitely did something to him oh yeah this is not acting right now. Those tears, the snotty tears, that ain't acting, okay? This kid ain't De Lewis, you know what I'm saying? Right, okay.

Yeah, he ain't even a Walberg. But the point is, they go into this new place. The dad moves around a lot, to go military bases. Yeah. And she goes there and they got a little brother from the new mother, right? She's already kind of stepmother. Like a fucked up Brady bunch. Yeah, and also kind of stepmother, replace your mother already, okay?

Right, right, right. She goes there. She meets the, you know, one kind of a hot young soldier, a little bit of a love story right there. She meets this kind of cool lesbian, played by Meg Tilly, I believe. Who's like, hey, hop on my Hey, I got a short haircut. I'm radical

right here, you know? And she's wearing like a piece bat. She's Orly Irmy's daughter. She's wearing a piece badge. She's like, hey, I'm the general's daughter. Can't you tell? Woo! Let's drink a bud light. Just one, though. Woo! You know? I got to say you are the worst lesbian daughter

I have ever seen him my goddamn life. Only thing we got here with stares and queers. Which one are you? Dad, you know it's when I am. Meg Tilly's got that real sexy voice, so like very smoky, whispery. There's a few scenes in this dark grey. I'm going to tell you

the scenes. I'm not going to tell you the plot too much because it's kind of boring. There's one great bit in this game where they've got like a school on the base because they're other soldiers of kids in this. Yes, yes. Like there's a whole like, I've heard the term getting raised on military base. Yeah, army brats. It's a whole little town they have right there

It's pretty interesting Wow I tell you Those children are very interesting to me Yeah Well I tell you They're very interesting To some of the soldiers too

You know A lot of those kids Don't have fun time On the base Yeah they don't make it out alive You know Like what do you call him The Golden State Killer

Yeah He was an army brat And when he was seven years old He saw two soldiers In an army base in Germany molest his sister the rape numbers are pretty steep I'll say now

I tell you yeah the invisible war is a documentary all about it that's a you that fucking propaganda right there oh you're right

sorry I fell for it the anti war I sell for that comie pinko bullshit oh you try to put a flower in a gun afterwards did you ever like this will stop the rape

come get around children they all get around children the army base raping children in a face. There's a really good scene in this, okay? We're not the army school. There's a little kid there and doing finger painting, all right?

And the teacher's like, okay, children, show us your finger painting. And all the children hold up the same picture. It's all cocks, big dicks. It's all black cocks, right? I guess I was doing you. It's like a Roar Shag test. You just see big black cox. No, it's all just purple. And then the other, the one kid who hasn't been taken over yet just holds up a different picture.

That's like a little spooky right there What is their picture? Does it? No, it's just like, you know, squiggles, that's it. Oh, okay. It's all the same squiggles, that's what it is. This finger painting, right? Right, right, right. Yeah, again, you see a fucking cock,

I saw a fucking wet minge. Yeah, but it scares you, didn't it? Yeah, you haven't slept since. You're like, it's your most terrifying film I've ever seen. Can't sleep, minge will eat me. It's the blob. But, isn't, oh man, there's a really scary bear. really spooky and weird.

Because they kind of up the body horror on this. Right, right. Go a bit Kronenberg with it. So the way it works in this, okay, so it's bitten it where the teenage daughters in the, in the,

shower. I couldn't even talk probably. I got too excited in the bat. She fell out in the bat. She fell asleep in the bat, all right? And the tentacles come out

and kind of go up her nose and her face, all right? You grab those titties? A little bit. We've got some tentacle tites. Got some tentacle titty. All right. Yes.

And then. Tenticle titty play. You know what it's all about. The pod starts forbing on the ceiling, all right? It's like a full-scale replica of her forming the ceiling. But then something happens, she wakes up and she starts screaming and the pod

falls down on top of her. So it's like, imagine you wake up, there's stuff up your nose and there's a version of you that falls down on top of you. You're like, what the fuck? There's another great being. It's like really fucking Freudian weird. Like, the little kid again is like, Mommy, I had a bad dream, mommy.

And he walks in, the mother's on the bed, he's like, Mommy, and the mother just crumbles in a dust. He's like, Oh, mommy. And then his mother comes out naked out of closet. It's like, hello, son. And he's just screaming. It's like really weird, man.

Awesome. Full bush? No. Big fucking hairy. The aliens have not replicated bush. That's how you tell. You have to check the woman's bush first. Otherwise, you have a gun, all right?

And no bush, you should put a bullet in the head. All the porn I watch. Those horrors are pod people. It's pod pussy porn stars. Oh. And this is a, I actually don't want to reveal too much about this. one because I really loved it but like Forrest Whitaker like I say he plays an army general

and he's just doing so much speed in this and it's all his funny satire is like they're trying to take over they're trying to like he's just doing loads of lines let's show him what humanity's all about he doesn't do their line and takes his gun out and start shooting random people start shooting around he's like they're probably pods he starts shooting them like

it's kind of hard to imagine him really like amped up because it's usually kind of yeah that's why it's fun to watch like you're early army amped up as well it's really good I don't want to emphasize it too much You're going to come in now but like, no.

No. That sounds good. Yeah, but I liked it a lot. Tentical tiddies, Forest Whitaker on speed. You're talking about language here. It was good, yeah. So I highly recommend that.

Okay. I was going to watch something called McCabe and Mrs. Miller. But I just didn't get around to watching that. It's Robert Altman. Oh, yeah. It's about a cowboy who falls in love with a whore and to start brottled together.

Sweet. That's good. I don't have to be fun now, but. Like the bunny ranch. Yeah, I'll get to that another day now. Now, there was a 2007 version that you tried to watch But your nose started bleeding No, I was joking about that, yeah

I just started watching them, just a bit too much, you know It was about 5am Yeah, I was like, maybe I need a... It's the fourth, like, version of, fourth remake of the body snatches Yeah, yeah This one's just called him Did you even take a break in between them? No, I didn't even piss

Had a bottle Yeah, just had a slop bucket, piss, puke and shit And potatoes in there as well, they ferment better in human feces. But the 2007 one is Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. Good cast, alright?

It's directed by some guy you've never heard of who like, he must have been like some guy who like won a competition. He's just like, he's just some Russian director right? Okay. But it's called invasion. Oh. No, they're like, Body Snatcher's sounds to be movies. Oh.

It's called Invasion. I started watching a little bit. Body Snatchers is like the whole marketing ploy of it. Yeah. It's like, remember John Carter of Mars? No.

Oh, it was a movie that was released. A big box office bomb. Oh, okay. It's a base in the novel from like the 1930s about a man who goes to Mars and meets pirates.

Wow. There's probably pirates up there. Hard to believe it failed. But so they were like, going to release this John Car of Mars. They're like, you know what? People don't like the Mars. They think this was just called it

John Carter. I had Taylor Kishkinet. Oh, yeah. And it wasn't, didn't work. Can you leave that? Poor Taylor Kish. He got the Kishman. Yeah.

And then he did Savages, which was also not good. True Detective Season 2. Which was also not good. Battleship. And now he's dead. Now he's face down in a bathtub with a tentacle up his ass.

He's doing crack with Sharon Hogan on the streets of Dublin. Poor Taylor Kish. He had a battle go of it. Wait, he was in that Waco show, wasn't he? He was good in Waco, yeah. He played David Kresh and he played the correct version

to show how much a hero he was you know. None of that child stuff. Just a pure... None of that Philip Schofield stuff. Just an absolute rock and roll dude

who was banging of age chicks. And only that. He went like Philip's like I mentioned you. Only that. Funny if Scofield is our little cult that be there. Is this him?

What's going to happen with Schofield now? I'm glad you're finally admitting that... I was for a long time I was hold now I was like, don't talk about my hero.

You were getting angry at me any time I brought it up and I'm like, no, you're wrong and you're an idiot. You're a smelly idiot. I kept punching the drywall. Well, before we go, actually,

real quick there, do you want to talk about succession there? Oh, yes, yes. I was going to do a whole episode on it, but it's not really much to say. It wasn't like a big leg. Dada, what the fuck? It was more kind of like sensible

kind of ending right there. It ended kind of exactly. It all unfolded exactly as you would expect. It kind of had to go like that. The whole point is you have to. to, you can't have them win, you know, so everyone has to be sad in their own way, you know.

But it just... Even with Tom, so Tom does win, but it's not like, yeah, he's still kind of a meat puppet, like... Yeah, he's just a face, you know, he's just like, yeah, he's going to be told what to do. The real win is, you know, when Tom walks in, they're all like, hey, congratulations,

they're all like shaking his hand. Yeah. That's the win. Yes. It's not even, that's thing, these people have money, they do have power, what they really wants them to be like, hey, good work. And you see some articles, like, hey, this new guys taking over ATA? You know, what's

the next Logan Roy question marks? Like, he hangs up in his office and looks at it and jerks up. He tries jerk off, but he can because Shiv's scolding him or something. Oh, it's right. Yeah, well, you know, she hasn't shifted the baby weight yet, so I like how, you know,

yeah, it all went wrong for her and instead of being a boss bitch CEO, she's just got to be the sad wife. Yeah. Popping out Sproggs, popping sprogs and popping pills. That's your future love. I like them in the car together because I know this isn't the intention

well I'm like, yeah, fucking Tom, yeah, yeah, dude's rock. Yeah, look at him, he's with his wife that doesn't really love him. No. But he's finally in control. He has the power. He puts his hand out, yeah. And she has to, yeah. She very reluctantly accepts. What do you think about, I did love, by the way, like, she's like, you killed someone. And then Ken was like,

no, that's false memory. No, that's not even an issue Because I even, I went through the logistics of it And it turns out some things were Represented falsely, so it's not a problem We don't have to worry about it, it's totally fine It's like it's like it didn't even matter That little scene by the way of them arguing

And they cut them on the boardroom watching That really got me I'm the oldest boy It just was a pure just like But you know what the way Because I knew it was going to be something like that Because the first half of the episode is so light-hearted and upbeat and happy

and I was like there's no way like they're all on each other's side and it's all playful as like it's gonna go to shit and it did but not in a big spectacular way in a really impotent pathetic little shitty way where it's just like they basically have like a sibling

bitch slap. Shiv basically is shooting herself she's like I don't want you to win but I'd rather you not win than like I've been like I'm not even thinking about what me really is just like I'd rather literally like a lot of these ones like I'd rather

drown than let you not drown you know pretty much yeah because you know she loses out on she's not going to win so she's going to be unhappy no matter what

so she might as well make sure he's unhappy too you know I also like now Peter Munnion I think his name is yeah does a pyramid skit. Yeah. Man, I love the mother.

She is like such a con. It's amazing. It's like, terrible thing, you know. It's ghastly, really, isn't it? The bit where she, like, in the previous episode where she got all the ex-hors to get her. She was my carry, if you say. She's just so vindictive and manipulative.

It's awesome. She's the real hero right there. I do like her a lot now. That's a boss bitch I can get behind. See, a lot of these boss bitches, you know, they spend so much time. being performative. It was like, yes, queen. A real boss bitch just ruins her children. Yes. And then Marry's a

British guy who's all desperate. Yeah. And also, even the old bit I was laughing out recently, remember, like, I think it's like season two where Ken was like, um, can we like talk about like, uh, you know, some real stuff? Yeah. He's like, uh, I'm actually very tired. It's just sounds like it'd be a whole ghastly thing and I'm ever so tired, but perhaps we could talk about it in the morning, darling. And then she gets up very early and runs away. So she doesn't have to talk to her weirdo, sad-sac son.

Oh, mom, I'm actually having, you know, existential Christick. Darling, let's just have some eggy bread and go hunting for quail, you know. I feel like I've been talking too much. I want to get your takes on this now. No, just I loved it. It was kind of, it was done perfectly because, you know, it kind of just imploded and deflated in on itself. in a kind of impotent, sad

way, you know, like the quote-unquote resolution isn't really any resolution, it just goes wrong for them. The company will go forward, they get pushed aside. Essentially, Logan wins. He was right. They're not serious.

People, he was proven right and the company gets taken over and they're just sad losers. And also, the company's going to get gutted. Yeah. He don't give fucking dead. Yeah, Logan doesn't get a fuck. He wins. So I was like, I,

got, you know, there you go. I got as big as I can. It's all this cunt. Died the plane after banging Kerry one last time. Awesome. I'm having a great time.

And, okay, so... So, yeah, Shave is just a trophy wife. Roman is kind of like... Roman, I think, could have a good... Yeah. I feel like he got some kind of moment

of clarity at least. Yeah, it's like, at the end it's like, just forget it. It's done. It doesn't matter. We're nothing. It's all bullshit. I think Roman...

Roman's kind of like, you know that thing in Dark Night, it's like, you chase a car, but you wouldn't know what to do with it. Like, Logan, not Logan, Roman, he's almost like he sees, well, you're doing, you want to be CEO. I'll do CEO of it as well, you know, and he kind of goes after, but I think like,

it's just, he didn't like the fact that he was always pushed to the side as like, you're the goofball brother and Kendall's the serious brother. I think for him, it's almost like, that door has been closed on me now. Yeah. It's almost like, oh, like, it's liberating.

Wait a minute, I'm in a bar. and I'm rich. Yeah. Yeah, okay. My dick doesn't work, but maybe I could find some old whore to call me a freak

while I jerk off. Yeah, exactly. I'm fine. My brother was in home alone. It's all going to be fine. PG's remember that, yeah. Yeah. I've got Daniel Stern on speed dial.

I'm going to ring up Sterney. We're going to get a bagger, and go have a big boys night out in the town. It's going to be great. Whereas I think Kendall now, like he'll never like no matter what it does and I think it's also very cool

the fact like the fact is it's like Colin's just dare you know so it's like almost like he can't even kill himself that's thing some people are really speculating

and so like oh maybe he'll kill himself sometimes like Ken's a coward he's not going to kill himself he's going to be mopey and annoying and that's it

yeah maybe he'll try and be a father to his kids now but they're all like ew get away from me even the autistic's like oh this fucking I also really like factors like, you know, the bloodline stuff.

Yeah. Oh, that was fucking vicious. I loved it. They're a pair of fucking randos, dude. Rab and a filing cabin. Oh, so good. That's the thing. I heard someone say, like, you know, near the end, there's so much drama.

I didn't have time for jokes. Like, oh, well, I was laughing. Yeah, I was laughing my ass off. Oh, yeah. Just, you know what? They ended it kind of perfectly and they ended at the right time. And, you know, it's like, you don't want any more. It's like, just leave it as it is.

I hope there's never any, like, in 10 years' time, we... The Mani Saints in New York. Yeah, exactly. If they do that, I will be disgusted. Because I've heard some of people say, like, oh, it'll be so awesome. Tim De Charlemagne is young Logan Roy. Yeah, oh my God. Wow.

Sexy, yeah. And he's gay. Is Logan Roy in the 90s played by Timney Charlemagne? He's listening to Nirvana. Like he's wearing a flattled shirt I'm in a Sonic Youth Tribute back Dash Yeah, it's great

Like didn't push it too far Yeah I liked as well like you know They never really went for the big like There's a bomb in the ATM Well well Well bit Oh my God

Mankin has put all the Chinese children in caps the siblings band together is like we gotta save them we got this is our mess we gotta clean it up I really admired the restraint I also was thinking like

that's kind of the perfect word for restraint you know yeah I was really I was thinking like would they do like kind of like a flash forward or like a montage or something like that we don't need to neither

they're not Barry for God's sick did you watch I watched Barry yeah you know what you know sometimes like you're eating a nice pie and the last sip is the last sip

That's a sip of pot. You're drinking something and you're chewing the last part of the orange juice, all right? And it's not good. You're like, oh, do they even like this orange juice? I don't think I like, I think season three, if I was recommending Barry, I think what's one and three? Season four. No, that's my point. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd say watch season one to three. Yeah, season four, it kind of fell off a little bit, I felt. And also the last. I don't know if it's a joke, but, you know, the spoiler is for Barry, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The last joke really felt flat and didn't commit either way. So you know the whole, the last thing is like they're watching the Barry movie? The movie, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's the guy from Tundra Road. Yeah, Jim Cummings.

Who's great? No, he's great, but... You don't fucking say a word about Jim Cummink! I did not, but my... What I was thinking there is, either you... It was meant to be like a satire

of how Hollywood dramatizes, um... Or kind of, yeah, like, distorts the truth to prop up the heroes. But it wasn't funny enough or wasn't serious enough? So if this is a really serious like thing, it's one thing, all right, where Barry's it straight up hero.

But I was thinking, like, if they committed and got like a Matt Damon or someone in it, like, and really made it very stupid or like, did a lot like, you know, uh, Barry, we gotta do it. It's like, hey, time to take out the trash. You know, like that. That would have been funnier, I think. It would have been a bare juxtaposition

of like, we've just seen all this bad stuff. And then it's like, you know, like, clean up on all. five, Mr. Cousanoo, and like, kill him, kill him, Barry, you know. Don't be afraid to use your nails, boys. I think it kind of got a little, it's a, it's a case of, like, Bill Hayter. Now, obviously, he's fantastic, he's a hell of a talent, great writer, director, actor, but I just think. He bit off, I think too much.

I think he kind of just had too much control over it. Like, he literally directed the episode of Roaded. It got a little bit too myopic or something, you know what I mean? It just maybe needed a little bit of extra. I mean, it's still, I wouldn't say it's terrible, but... You know what I just realized there? There was a noticeable decline. Well, I realized watching it was like, I don't care about...

There was no kind of tension or drama. It wasn't like, oh shit, Sally's going to die. The end of season one, for example. Like, that ending, you were like, holy shit. Yeah. That was amazing. Whereas this, I was just kind of like, oh, okay. I think maybe what I would have done now is I would have had the kind of prison

an assassination thing happened like the first episode and then a more time then like maybe not I don't know maybe like it's two years later and we've got a kid like a baby or something like that

and then like the whole thing is like what would the baby grow up to it's like more of a kind of like what if scenario just the huge jumps with something and all the Cousinao stuff was like now they think he did it

and stuff I was like did I miss something here yeah that does that felt a little silly it's like no but they could they know that he didn't Yeah.

You know, I imagine it would be pretty easy to find out. Also, like, Janice Moss's dad is supposed to be this, like, insanely, like, talented, like, you know, CIA programmer or whatever. He's, like, you know, high level, but he's like, oh, well, Barry was giving you money. Well, you probably killed me, Georgie, then you judge him, shod. What, shit, lock him up, boys. You know what, they couldn't figure it out with a bit of investigating that he's not responsible? I would have done now I would have had him

die off camera so I would have had like he goes to prison he escapes alright two year time jump they've got a kid now keep the sad

Sally stuff I like that that was good yeah and then like having like he died you know still looking for Barry

you know and then take him off because it's almost like he's like a bit too much you know and have more time less from him

and more focused on Sally I would have made Sally less mental and made her bit more like yeah I don't know

I tell you I did like that little scene between Sally and her son that was like a wonderful bit of acting from her and like I genuinely felt a little bit like a slight you know the semblance of emotion is like oh it's actually kind of a nice moment she breaks

down and like admits all that stuff to him and he hugs her anyway yeah you're right that was nice you know you're right I would have kept the son actually as to age you I don't know is this something is this not right yeah there's something about it and I kind of been feeling it this whole season there was just

something about it where I'm not sure of. Look, maybe it's a thing if I go back and rewatch is like, oh, it's actually great and I was an idiot. You're St. James. Yeah. The vast majority people are on, are actually going harder than you. Really? There's a lot of people who are not, who did not like

this season at all. A lot of the critics, like the professionals and like, you know, even like, you know, the Barry, you know, the Barry, um, subreddit? Uh, I don't. No, okay, don't. The Barry subreddit are not, the majority fans are not happy with it. Even like this one post be like, I don't care what you see. I thought it was

a good ending and all the, you know, I was like, kill yourself. You're the biggest dork on the Barry Sobreddit. You fucking pussy? This is a place for bros. There we pound bruise and get pussy. You fucking Nancy boy. You're a goose-in-o. That's what you are. Yeah, I don't know. Like, it's unfortunate because the first season is spectacular

two and three are both really fucking good but there was just something off about season four and I couldn't and there is good stuff in it but overall it just felt like it didn't it didn't gel together it wasn't cohesive it kind of felt like the cake

fell apart towards the end maybe it needed more of a divergent or maybe just like we don't see Cousineau or Noho Han for like until like the last, like maybe it just, maybe just like just pure Barry as a go, it's a whole different story

of him in a small town and just like one guy being like, wait a minute, I know I know that girl from a Netflix show and we got like maybe something happens like that, you know? It just, it just, it wasn't like, I can't but me, ah, there's a lot of, I'm getting frustrated.

There's a lot of elements where kind of makes you do a second take or you just kind of like, huh, really? Is that? but wouldn't sure it feels like there's just too many illogical moments

maybe need like an extra season or something like yeah I'm trying to give another example of a show that like

in my opinion a great ending that had like an extra season or like another show like had like that would have been

a great ending then it's kept going right I can't think about I just think season three was just a very good

to end it and a very like kind of like succession where if seasons if he's event season three

is like that's a very restrained then he goes to prison yeah yeah and you know

Cousinot gets some peace and Jim Moss for the fuck he gets some peace as well Sally's a bit fucked up but she'll recover you know Yeah You're right

It's just And you know That would have been The sort of the natural conclusion to that And no whole Hank wins And like he gets a gay lover Even like you know

The stuff with Fuchs Becoming the Raven And it just got A bit too silly That's something I laughed At the moment Yeah And like I like the assassination

scene And the Bill Burr stuff But then like Going back on it like I like these things and I'll definitely think about those moments but I don't want to watch everything around it. Yeah.

Like I'll watch the assassination scene maybe again. Yes, while you're trying to come. Yeah, yeah, but I won't like... Fred Armondson, you dirty little cum bucket. You're friends and Bill Hader. Yeah. But I won't watch the lead up or anything. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I think sometimes shows, it's what like Jesse Armstrong there, I think they kind of read the review. and like the read like it's a dark show and it's got these like oh okay so this is a dark show i gotta do some more dark stuff i got like they kind of have to they kind of go where like people want them to go i was thinking about that today it must be a very weird thing when you have a show that's like so critically lauded that must like when you're you know so season two ends you're sitting down the right season three and everyone's like this is the greatest show of all

time yeah that's got to be serious fucking pressure and the fact it's like you know i remember back on day were writing the peep show raced episode and I was like you know we got a nice right up in the garaging about it

and you know OK magazine said we were like won the top picks of the week and it's like apparently the kids on Bebo

were liking it too you know you know I think it's my little theory now I think that if the show succession

yeah wasn't such a fucking mad hit yeah they probably would have gone an extra season or two

yeah but I think you're right the pressure is so intense and you're on a tightrope and everyone's loving you and you're like if I make one in like bad decision

suddenly like you see like fucking Game of Thrones the bad example actually was literally bad yeah yeah yeah I don't want to be good I was like this is one the most disappointing fucking cunt fucking shit endings I'm going to kill myself

yes exactly and so funny as well because like season one like nobody was watching it had no ratings And then it just sort of turned into this, like, mega hit. I remember reading stuff about season one. And they were like, it's actually insane how low these ratings are. Yeah.

We're like, fucking commercials for tampons to get more viewers. You were calling me up in the middle of the night. Can you believe it's season, episode three, the ratings were so bar. The Nielsen ratings. Well, yeah, no, it was a beautiful, a great show. Succession, fantastic. Barry, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't go as far to say...

It's like your friend shit himself. Yeah, and now I've got to clean it up, you know. Just like take a newspaper to wipe his shitty asshole because there's no more bog roll. Because he soaked it with water and threw it up on the ceiling for a laugh. Because he thought he was the toast of the town. He was the big wig. Oh, season two, I'm the best thing ever.

But anyway, yeah. Oh, it didn't help like to end, Barry ended the same night as fucking. succession so it's not it's not great you're in the shadow of greatness like i mean i'm interested to see what bill hater does next you know he said he's written a few scripts for movies yeah i think that's a good way to go next he said yeah a movie would be good because like you know 90 minutes to two hours it's constrained you can't go too mental with it yeah he was just given a little bit too much free rein here i think i know obviously he's insanely talented he's a great man i love him i'll die

for him. I'll kill for him. I will kill a baby right now. I will crush a baby's stupid head with my boot in the name of Bill Hader. Because Stefan just means that much to me. Stefan. So we're at the...

We're over an hour there. That was very, very good there. Yeah. It's just a... It was just a pet talk for a second. No one else will. I don't think we'd ever feel the pressure. It's like, oh, everyone said when we call children a gay retard that it's

the best thing ever. Oh, we're under so much pressure now. The next episode has to be even more offensive and horrible. So, um, and if you're wondering, you're up a league, it's, it's one, one at the moment. Still going on. It's like, it's 120 minutes, extra time right there. Damn. Well, look, um,

next week we'll do some fun stuff right there. I don't remember anything planned, really. I've got some gigs and, uh, yeah. Nothing too crazy right now. We'll figure it out. I have no food in the house, though. I should have, no, I'll find some, I'll find some crisps under the couch and eat them

I got some chewing gum well I'm living life to the max you can order something no that's bad for you man I've been kind of going I've been eating out and about a lot recently

going to restaurants and down so I'm trying to cut back not on the money side just like the calories and all okay this is what people pay for now it's like

I feel fat James well you don't just you look it too you're fucking pig tell your face Ike Ike oh anyway

goodbye guys goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye