Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 198 : Eating Sausages with David Lynch

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

Sweet life of eating sausages on the lost highway

and watched Sweet Life of Zach and Cody Yeah man You're watching Sweet Life of Zach and Cody And then Sweet Life on deck And you only watched About 15 seconds of both

As soon as you cave You were done Well you wouldn't let me watch anymore You're like Brian Because you're all filming tomorrow You can't say who you're filming with Yes It might be a little fella called

James Cameron That's right I'm in Joker 3 Be directed by James Cameron Yeah Do you know I hear Tim Dillon's in Joker too that's the rumor that's the rumor yes because they got uh what's the name

that other guy in joker one uh what's his nod Brian Callan on Samarelle Sam Marell that's a yeah they got Sam Meryl so that could be a running team in it I don't think he's playing a comedian though but anyway apparently the director kind of shouted at him what's his name

Todd Phillips Todd Phillips yeah well I try to direct him yeah basically because he wasn't like Todd Phillips was like you're meant to do it the same way every time he was getting the blocking wrong and he, you know, he's a fat gay cokehead, you know, he's lucky he's still alive. Come on, Todd. It's what I'll be saying about you someday, but you won't be alive, that's the thing.

Hey, I'm not gay most of the time. I'm pretty fucking straight, 90% of my life. I'm just gay for pay, but no one will pay me. That's the problem. That's the issue, buddy. Anyway, look, so we got stuff to talk where we're going to talk about David Lynch movies. Right on. I have watched, um, so yeah, we're talking about Sweet Life as Zach and Cody at David Lynch.

we know our demo we know what they like maybe a bit of comic books and star trek afterwards no just the really okay right okay even even you draw lines yeah you can't let me go full autism yeah well as I said I'm not gay all the time so no Star Trek here so I have watched last highway yes and straight story and what have you watched I've watched also Lost Highway and rewatched Mulholland Drive and Blue Velvet

You rewatch Maloney Drive? Well, okay, I watched I rewatch that a while ago. Don't lie to me. A couple of months ago. I've never seen it. No, I rewatched Mulholland Drive a while ago and then the other, over the weekend,

I watched Blue Velvet and Lost Highway. And I had never seen Lost Highway before. That's awesome, isn't you? Yeah, it's fucking great, man. I just want to check my notes and see if there's anything we can talk about before we talk with movies. Just real quick, though. So, sweet life of Zach and Cody Universe is interesting

because start off as Sweet Life, Zach, Zach, We're living at a hotel, is a hotel suite. Yes. That's like the pun right there, which I didn't get for years. Well, you're dyslexic, so you didn't get that they spelled sweet in a different way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They spelled it as hotel suite. And then that's sweet life on deck. Yes. Well, I forgot, we were just watching downstairs. Is it still a sweet life? They're on a boat. It's a boat. They got sweets on a boat.

And also, they're going to Seven Seas University, which is a real, come on now. That's a bit on their nose. Even for Disney channels, like, come on, you can do, just say they're working on the boat. boat. They go to school in the boat as well. So they got boat prom? Come on guys. Yeah, what is it? They're just

on a year-long cruise, is it? Yeah. Why? I forget now. Should we watch it there? We sold out. Well, you watched like five minutes of it. I've never seen it before. Yeah, I watched it, but I didn't pay to... I was too old for Zach and Cody, you know? See, I was too old for Zach's Sweet Life

on deck. That's my... You know, you have that moment where you're, like, you're too old for Zach and Cody. Yes. And you have to re-evaluate your whole... And then you get a young girlfriend. Yeah. for me I think they did their best work in Big Daddy They were the kid in Big Daddy Oh man they've got such an interesting career

And they played Ross Geller's son on Friends Yeah, both of them Because the things, the two of their identical twins You could fucking, you know You can fuck both And it's not illegal Yeah, Matthew Perry, he had to go, don't worry Well, you know what's interesting is

That's still funny, you know, like Matthew Perry is a member like whole seasons of friends Yeah He's a member like fucking one of them He only remembers what fucking one The kids He's like

That's when you That's when you That's when you That's when you The drugs Have taken holes I didn't know Where Cody's

Asshole ended And Dillins began No what are they called Dylan and Cole Sprous Coal Sprouse Yeah Yeah

Anyway And then they did a movie The Sweet Life Is that Cody movie Oh right But there are superheroes What I'm not joke

They got superpowers Even the fat one Well what fat one Well he got a little He was chubby for Nickelodeon Yeah I'm just saying, you know. They probably gave manorexia on purpose.

They even made Josh Peck lose weight, you know. It was like, no piggies, no hogs or Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider knows what a sexy child should be, you know? Yeah. Anyway, so, like, what else can we talk about? Before we talk about that there, I already got a sense that this episode is going to be a bit of a drag for everyone involved. Good, good, really, setting the tone there, Brian. Well done.

Yeah, it's good, yeah. Just keep you on your toes, buddy. So I'll tell you what, let's just go straight into Oh, watch About My Fader First of all About My Father is not memorable at all So it's Sebastian Mano Whatever the fuck are out

Sebastian Man Oskalco Who's like a very famous If You Live in America Comedian, he's like Italian-American He's like, eh, oh, the bastard's oldie Yeah, he's kind of dancing on the mainstream He's not mainstream per se Like the way Russell Peters

sells out arenas, but like most normal people don't know who he is. Yeah, most good fashion, you know. So Sebastian Man Oskalco, obviously he plays to the Wops and the guineas. They all love him, you know. He's all like, hey, my pop, he's a real Italian guy. Oh, my mama play.

She made a meatball every night. Yeah, it's real Uncle Tom stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uncle Pappy shit out there. So this movie, it's like, it's such a non-event. Like, it just feels like, I can't believe it's released in Yeah.

Like, nowadays, I don't watch movies. It's so weird to think of, like, just being released and, like, you know, you go, what, you take your gal out to watch About My Fader. Yeah. Like, De Niro, it doesn't do anything funny in it. So, De Niro plays his dad. Yeah. I'm pretty sure De Niro is, like, he's a bit of a Joe Biden, like, slipped into dementia, I think.

He's just saying yes to these roles. He doesn't know what's going on. He's tripping over sandbag. But, like, there's no, like, big, hilarious laugh out. So the whole pro is, okay, so he, Sebastian Manico or whatever is, Sebastian,

right? Yeah, yeah. He's married a girl and she's white. She's a waspy broad. She's a wasp. Yeah, so now they've got to meet the family. Right. So it's him and the dad got to meet the rich parents, and Kim Cottrell plays one. David Rash is the other. David Rash. From Succession. Who? From Succession.

Who do you MP? He's like either Carol or Frank. Oh, Carl, right. Yeah, Carl, yeah. Yeah. And he's like, he's kind of funny and she's kind of funny, Kim Cottrell. But there's not much goes on. Like, the trailer reveals it's a big kind of laugh-out, like moments. Sebastian Manuscalco, isn't he, like, 50?

I think he's even older than that. I think he's older than the Nero. Gotta meet the parents, Dad. Will you come with me but don't embarrass me? Yeah. It's like, mate, you've got a colostomy bag, all right? They don't care.

I would have more respect for him if he actually played like a high school student. I think that would actually be funnier. Hey, pop, I just got out of college, you know? Yeah. That would actually be hill. hilarious, by the way.

If this is like a full-on, like, you know, I'm just out of college, don't know what to do in my life. Hey, I was the Pran King, man, how's the Pran King?

Yeah. Yeah, I've got a receipt and hair lying and crow's feet, but you know. And Crohn's. Yeah. Okay,

so he, so is it just De Niro? Where's the mother? I think the mother's dead. Okay, good. Yeah. And it's just like, at least one family member

has some dignity. And literally, just go to the meet the family, all right? It's like, there's no big, laugh out loud moment. So in the trailer to reveal the big kind of like set piece

is to do a thing where they hook up like things to his foot and he can kind of walk on water. Have you seen that in the trailer? No. I haven't seen the trailer. Okay. So it's a thing where like it's like a big hose attached to your feet and it projects you out of the ocean. So it's almost like

you're kind of flying around. Oh like east pounded down. Yes like that right. But his pants fall off, right? So they all see his penis. That's like the big funny moment. Robert De Niro's penis. That would be funnier, but no, it's Sebastian. Sebastian Manuscalto. Now here's the thing.

So, this all see his penis, and then it kind of he crashed into the window of a boat and they can all see his penis, you know. His big Italian salami. Yeah, exactly. His big old sausage. But that's it. You know, if it was like a case where like, Yeah, my spaghetti and meatballs

for all the little kiddies on the boat to look at. But you know what I would have done now? Because I think in this day and age, with comedy, you have to go Freddy got fingered style you can't just have like his pants fall down to see his penis

right because we've seen that 100 times yes we've seen Sebastian's penis a hundred times I mean I've gone

I tell you if I had a nickel for every guinea cock I saw Jesus I'd be a rich man Brian and I'd be jealous

is giddy a slur well you're gonna find what about what about Wap I have to say at least one of them no I can't choose. I'm legally

binded. I can't choose. So it's going to be Giddywop Central. Come on. It's funny. But my point is... If you keep laughing, it's funny. My point is, in this stage, you have to go really over the top. Yeah. So Iowa done it where he's kind of floating above the ocean where his kind of thing is like

almost like... It's like a... Cover boots. Yeah, it's like a jetpack, but on the ocean. Yeah, like a jet ski on your boots, okay? Yeah. And him and the Niro are both doing it and both their pants fall down. and they crash him each other and he sees a sexy lady on the beach

and his penis goes into De Niro and he rapes his father like that Wilder mid-hares Are you fucking my ass? Are you fucking my ass? There's nobody else here You gotta be fucking my ass

You fucking my ass Yeah But that's like yeah And then the parents are like Ooh And it's like you know He's like Oh no

And then the mom's like My parents don't like you now I can win him over Like, you have to really go above and beyond So there's another scene, okay. Seby, bring daddy his donut. My asshole is obliterated. I got to sit down.

Dad, I'm sorry, I fucked you in the ass. I hope it doesn't come between us. Do what? Fool you? Fool me what? Shame on me. Yeah. Like, there's another scene, okay,

where they get, um, so the brother of the girl he wants to marry. Yeah. It's like this douchebag, rich guy. He's one of the workaholics. Oh, Anders. it's the white one yeah yeah okay

I can know because Anders he's got that he's tall blonde blue eye he has the waspy love yeah yeah it's not Adam the Vine he looks like he could play Brock Turner in the movie you know

if they got Brock Turner that'd also be funny right now yeah also yeah again like if they made the brother like just a full on rapist yes I'm starting to notice a pattern in what you find funny

so Sebastian rapes to there And then Anders rapes somebody too. And Tim Cottrell, nobody wants to rape her because she's an old dog. No, I'm just saying, like, if they're like a script doctor's like, hey, they bring me into punch it up. You know, I know what America wants. I know what gets people laughing. I'm just saying like, if they had, it could be a satire of rapists.

Okay. No, it's like we're fighting, punching truth of power. Yeah, we're punching up with the rapist's got. So, but like the bit of it were like, hey hey sis why don't take this new fiance you was up in the chopper and they go in the helicopter right and they're flying around you know De Niro's there as well and he's like he's a pretty good chopper hey look I'm in the air over I'm like a bird over here yeah you know but Sebastian's like oh I feel sick and they're like hey don't worry I'll land it and he's like no get that open the window

I'm gonna puke okay and this land the plane does he puke no oh I mean come on yeah because why wouldn't why why not do that yeah and so then the kind of funny thing is in afterwards so like so the joke is he was nauseous

oh I feel nauseous oh no exactly the funny thing is that and even then like

driving away and he's embarrassed and the you know the fiance is like don't worry honey it's okay

and that's it right now how much fun you will be if he you know he's gonna puke he's like

I'm gonna I'm okay and he goes you know like that he shits himself you know like that

or something or how about like you really over there where he just pukes everywhere and now he can't

see in front of him It goes into the guy driving a helicopter, brother. It goes to his eyes, okay? And he's allergic to puke. And then, because he's got puke in his eyes, he can't see where he's going, and his cock goes into Niro's ass.

Like, oh, whoa, I'm really not having a good time this weekend. This has not been fun for me. I don't like it. That's what happens when you leave the city. This wouldn't happen in the Bronx, let me tell you. And there's no other real funny things in there. There's a lot of just like, you know, they play tennis.

and the family are better than him Right Yeah, wasps are good at tennis That's it Or like, let's see what Are there funny things happen They got like a prized peacock And I think the accident

He ran over to peacock And you have to bury you Oh And I thought that would like come up Or something, you know Yeah, but it never does At the very very end The dog is found the feathers

Okay And they're like Oh, the dog did it We got away with that pops Bump bum bum The dog starts sniffing around De Niro's eyes asshole that rips out the dead peacock.

Oh, I did want to the fight it, son. I'll do it for you. I want you to smash. It was so lame. Not doing a good De Niro, my De Niro sounds like Dangerfield. It's too hot, you know? No one's going to criticize yet. You start taking steroids.

Who plays the daughter? Who's the... Some random bitch. Who's a nice little piece of coo? It's not a cool... It's not Judapitao's wife or anyone like that, you know? It's just some random... I picture in Alexander Dodario.

No, her name's like Leslie Bibb. And she's all of age. Well, I mean, age appropriate, I should say. She's like, she's like 32. She's not, it should have been Sydney, Sweeney. Again, that would be, he did that. See, again, like, how much funnier would be with Sebastian Manacucal, all right?

And he's dating a girl just out of high school. And they're all crazy. Hey, I'm Italian. It's what we do. We break the laws of consent. Hey, pop, don't look and down on me because I'm working class Italian. He's like, oh, I think because she's only 16, Sebastian.

But then, here's the punchline then. De Niro has you got an even younger girlfriend Right Yeah Who would that be no Who would you cast Oh Who'd be a good one now

I don't know what you ask me Name any good 15 year olds Billy Elish Yeah Billy Elish Yeah Bobby De Niro Was banging Billy Elish Back They're great and dirty grandpa

Oh that was some sexy sex In that movie Get Plaza out of the way I just want to see Fucking De Niro with no shirt That was fucking hot man He does yeah He's looking

older than this than he did in the movie that came out 10 years ago. Fucking 78, right? But fucking Pacino just had a kid. Yeah, they're still going hard man. That's hilarious, man. Fair play to him. Yeah. I can't think of anything funnier that happens in about my father.

There's not too much. There's a lot of narration and a lot of like, so it starts off at you're like, hey, these are these pictures of my family, because they look, Italians we had our trouble. No race of people's been treated. than Italians

and then like look at these pictures here of my ancestors they all had resting bitch face oh and another bit

was like hey they're talking about you know his fiancé's parents like his name was Richard

Rutherford the third hey the only Italians I know with letters at the end was Rocky

Balboa Hey hey all right I got something out yeah I got something out of

yeah there you go it was your Deliver you, Brian really. It did it for me. Thank you. It's the vast you would have ruined it. But the way I heard about this movie is on, we talk about Tim Dillon there, Tim Dillon did a whole episode just

shitting on it on Patreon because apparently over the, like, Tim Dillon is like kind of done weird impressions of Sebastian Manuscalco basically doing the same stuff I knew as like, hey, I'm a guinea wap and I love pasta.

And apparently, but Sebastian, the thing is they're in the same room together in different comedy clubs so Sebastian apparently really doesn't like Tim Dillon whereas me I'm nowhere near him should I get away with it the Guinea Whop Queer

I win I'm a bit of Sebastian I think now you're a bit of a Tim Dylan I think that works out yeah I'll take that now yeah I get to bang Leslie Bibb yeah and I get to bang whatever 19 year old

Boy, let's me. It's a good life. Yeah, so I watched that. We'll talk about Lost Highway now. Okay. I'll tell you what, let's leave Lost Highway to the end. I want to talk about Straight Story first. Right on.

Because Straight Story is a pun, because the guy is about Albert Strait. That's the guy's name. It's based on the real guy. Now, what is this? He drove across country on a lawnmower. I didn't like this. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was kind of annoyed by this, you know?

Right. Because he were meant to think he's, like, cool or something like that or, like, heartwarming. And he's like, just fucking take a bus, would you? He's just a mentally ill old man. You have a fucking mentally ill attention seeking, tramp. I mean, imagine getting stuck behind Hayman traffic. He take it on the highway. So basically, he's this old fella who's got, like, a daughter with, like, a mental illness, something like that.

Right. Played by Sissy Space Act. So he needs to get away from her, so he hops on the lawn. Well, it's a kind of a kill two birds at one stone, you know. so like his brother has a stroke and his brother lives you know miles and miles away and he's got diabetes

so he can't get he's got the diabetes right so he can't get driver's license so he's like I'll show you and he gets his law and his law more can he actually drive though nah he can't

he's fucked you know he's dying as well you know he needs a walking stick actually the actor literally was dying when they're making it well I know the actor yeah he had cancer and he didn't tell anyone

he just shot himself that's awesome yeah respect to that guy huge respect for that right there He didn't tell anyone he had cancer He basically kind of like Woody Harrelson in three billboards He just wrote a note saying

Hey I'm sorry But you know what It's better than you're having to Cark me around So I'm just gonna check out You know what? There is a selfishness door It's like you know what

It's for the best I don't want to be in the way I don't cause any kind of trauma I'm going to shoot myself And leave my bloody corpse With brains everywhere Out near the horses I want to spook the horses

You know He put a bag over his head That's Curtis, Cardius Isn't it? That's Cornice of Sullivan right there. Inside baseball there, buddy. I'm just saying like, it's still messy.

Jump in the ocean. That's the best way they do. Yeah, maybe actually, yeah. Yeah, the ocean is the best way I do. Just disappear. Like the woman we know, I think her dad jumped in the ocean. I think that's the best thing to do right there.

Yeah, yeah. But the other problem is then the tide comes back in. And you've been raped by a dolphin. You got just, a school of fish pulling a train on you, you know? The indignity, Harry. But anyway, so

he gets on a lawnmour and he goes like, you know, something silly, like a thousand miles across America, right? On these little roads. And he becomes like a folklore kind of story. So it's like Forrest Gump on a lawnmour, basically. Yeah, yeah. But, and like, you know, like, so there's all these little vignettes of things.

So, like, you know, he meets this woman hitchhiking and she's pregnant. And it's, uh, it's like PG. though, right? Yeah, fully PG, yeah. That's the thing about it it was a real kind of left turn for David Lynch, because his movies were so like, on top of being very

bizarre and surreal, there's always usually like some hardcore sex and violence elements. Well, it's a bit of a zig there, or zag, where like it's also, it's called a straight story. And the pun is that it's a very, very, he's going straight, literally. And also

it's a very kind of similar, I'm sorry, a basic like, A to B, I gotta go meet my brother And at the end No spoiler He just meets his brother And the brother's like Y'all better come on in

And you go in and close the door And that's it like It's a linear narrative Yeah exactly yeah There's no crazy stuff There's one funny bit Where like He meets a woman who's like

Ran over a deer And she's like You know She's killed like Five deer this week To keep jumping out And she's all upset And she's like

I've tried scaring him away I've tried playing public enemy Very loud But they won't go away To keep jumping in front of my car She's like crying and he's a bit like, oh, okay, and just drives off.

That's the only kind of, like, weird David Lynch-style thing in it. The rest of it's very kind of basic, you know, like, he meets the girl that's pregnant, and she's like, I'm scared to go home. He's like, well, you know, you gotta go home and raise your kids. Hop on the lawnmower, baby.

Take my sausage. Let's get out of here. Well, he eats sausages the whole time, like a fucking dog. Like, it's so funny, he's like, I gotta bring my supplies, and he brings, like, you know, 400, a bag of 400 sausages. I was starting to see where the, diabetes came in

I got diabetes I don't know how he's on the carnivore diet he listens to Jordan Peterson it's like you gotta eat sausages there pucco yeah if you don't

the tratties win that's what you gotta do a poe Bill C-16 and eat some damn sausages I do love to like people are like you know

I'm going to go on the carnivore diet like Jordan Peterson like wasn't he also taking hardcore drugs yeah he was like a dick the Clonopoon. Yeah, the Clonopin kind of outweighs the sausages. Oh, Jesus.

So there's no plot in it at all on purpose. You know, he goes to places like, you know, he stops in the bar and he's like, hey, oh, time, I want a beer, and gets a beer and talks about the war and stuff like that. It's like, the war was bad. So after you being in a foxhole and people shooting at you, drive on a tractor and eating sausages don't seem so bad. He was in World War II, was it? Yeah, World War II. Yeah, when is it actually set in?

Maybe the 80s, I think. I think it came out in the 90s, I think. Yeah. And it was a big success, actually. A lot of people were surprised by it, and it did well. And this guy, like, his name's Albert Strait or like that. Like, he's something that, like, he's someone that people knew way before, like, this movie came out. He's kind of like a...

Like an urban legend or... Word of... Word of mouth thing. A lot of people would talk about him. And even, like, the guy, the real-life guy, actually, interesting story. He hated his letter. He was just like, I just wanted to meet my brother. And he could have gone David Letterman.

He probably could have got some serious pussy off of, yeah. We could have fuck some, uh, probably could have fuck Farrah Fawcett, you know? Or Anna Nicole Smith, but she'd eat all his sausages, wouldn't she? A greedy pig, gobbling them up. But then I was reading up about him. He tried like two other trips like that, and both times he said got too cold or like, you know, he forgot his sausages, you know. Like, he did, he tried, I think he tried to drive his lawn more.

to England or something like that and then he got like two miles and was like oh shit yeah yeah how long did it take him then I think days and days you know and for a while in real life and the movie

he just ran out of gas so he just waited for a social security check to come in and he got his daughter to mail it out to him so he just like camped out in like L.A. for a while you know like the all the homeless in L.A. Yeah they're all just waiting for your tractor money

and then they can drive off Oh, and then they get addicted to fentanyl and they just stay there, you know. They don't need sausages anymore. I want to see the straight story, 2023 version, though. That'd be pretty cool, yeah. Where what's the drug they're on now makes your skin fall off? Oh, Trank. Yeah, they're on Trank.

Yeah, that'd be awesome. So I wouldn't recommend it. It's an interesting kind of like diversion in David Lynch's filmography, but it's definitely not like essential viewing. It's not something, you know, like, well, a lot of David Lynch. Lynch movies and TV shows when I watch it I feel like I'm getting an interesting insight into David Lynch's weird mind

I actually really hate and I try to stay away from like interpretations of David Lynch like if someone has an interpretation I'll chat with them about it but like there was a thing going around a while ago where it's like this four hour video explaining the 100% true meaning of Twin Peaks

I don't want to watch that I don't it's a vibe you know it's like explaining a song well you can't explain a song James? Yes, you can. All right, yeah. You can explain, that's the whole point. That's like knowing the lyrics of a song, James. It's ruining. Well, see, you always sort of chastised me when I try to

deconstruct something, you know, be analytical about film. I would never chastise you, James. You have. You pig. But you were telling me some interesting stuff about Lost Highway. Can you tell me more about this? Okay, right? I've learned my lesson there. Yeah, no, because this is what you like. No

discussion. No, I hate when fat retards try to tell me they're opinions of Philips. Hey, Fannie, open your big cake hole and tell me what you think. No, well, I heard there's a bit in Lost Highway that... Wait, sorry about this, still really improved yet. Lost Highway is before Mulholland Drive. Yes. Okay, I'm just trying to get the order in my head. Yeah, Lost Highway was 97. I believe Mulholland Drive was like 2001. Lost Highway feels a little bit like practice or like a prelude to Mulholland Drive in many ways. Now, I haven't seen Mulholland Drive in a few. I haven't seen Mulholland Drive in a

few years. Yeah. But in the kind of like, you know, people play multiple characters and like the switches. Yeah. I was thinking about this. This is going to see a very dumb analogy. But you know the way in The Simpsons, they kind of start off with like a separate plot where they all go to like, let's say a gardening contest and then something bad happens and on the

way home to see a casino and it's a casino episode. Right. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's a bit like David Lynch or starts off one way and switches very suddenly. Completely changes. Yeah.

Well, it's interesting. Mulholland Drive, as weird as it fucking is, is almost a little bit more accessible than Lost Highway. Lost Highway is fucking bonkers, man. Like, I was, I mean, I loved it. I was, I actually was surprised by how much I liked it. What was your reasoning for watching this? Because you were being a pretty bad place recently. So, well, I think that's why, though. Yeah, yeah. I think, you know, I have been in a bit of a bad place, and I was kind of like, I just want to watch something that just really horrible. and disturbing. I'm going to watch some David Lynch. That's great. I'm telling you, Twin Peaks to return. Yeah, I think I'm going to re-watch all of Twin Peaks. I think... At the same time, season one, season two, season three on three separate devices all at once.

And I'll put a blindfold on, you know? That's the way it's meant to be seen, Brian. I think it'd be interesting now if you just watched The Returns. But that'll be almost like, that would be just for my own amusement. Yeah. That wouldn't be for your amusement at all. What that supersedes your enjoyment

It does, yeah You know, actually don't do that James I won't It's a very stupid idea If you're wondering by the way Watch Twin Peaks One, two Then Firewalk with me

Then watch the missing pieces Ah Then watch the return Where did the missing pieces come Like where was that released The missing pieces was rumoured For years and years So there was all these deleted scenes

from the movie like the movie the original Firewalk of me was like I think about three hours long something silly and they got it down to like you know two hours yeah there was a whole extra hour missing plus a load of stuff that was rumored that was shot

in the final episode of season two yeah yeah left out as well I was this thing that I remember literally hearing these people like talking about like yeah interesting there's all these like you can look up interviews people talking about these things they shot but you know David Lynch is like we'll never see it right

and then in like 2014 they released they put all the scenes together and the thing is like you know what David Lynch thing it's basically a movie because it's not like a normal David Lynch film

is like coherent so you can stick all these scenes together and it basically just works in the movie yeah yeah because it's his style and it's great as well

because you get loads of extra Keith or Sutherland there's a lot of people in Firewalk with me that show up for a few minutes are like what the hell like Bowie and Keith or Sutherland or in it for like

literally like two three minutes you're like what the fuck and there's like there's all these extra scenes with them now in missing pieces and that helps to explain the return a lot okay so i think they deliberately put it out right before the return to kind of generate interest and then the return came out as well well i you know lost highway apparently now he said he he wrote it when he was in a very dark place just after did he he walked away from season two of twin peaks right because the

studios or whatever the you know the network were being caught so the network wanted him to have a definitive like who killed Laura Palmer and also they moved his show so they had it on a good time slot and it moved like a debt slot you know they moved like late night on like so he walked away from it and then the tone really changed right

yeah so he said he wrote lost that way based on that and look there's no point really trying to explain the narrative shivered the cracks we try though fucking no well this I'll try my best yeah yeah I only watch this like on Sunday I had a lovely Sunday morning

I woke up ate a pot noodle Watch Lost Highway You're a bit of an Albert straight yourself Instead of sausages, it's coffee and pot noodle with the occasional Subway. And then your girlfriend will drag you to a Korean restaurant You're like, where's the pot noodles?

Give me a pot noodle and sausages. Where's Lost Highway? You're watching the football on TV like, will they change the Lost Highway? I want to watch this What's the name? I brought the Blu-ray 4K edition. Bill Pullman, come on. Bill Pullman, what's the other of the guy's name?

Balthazar Getty. Balthazar Getty. I knew you'd know that. Of course. Of course. Look at you talking to here. But what was my point? So it starts off.

Bill Pullman is this like jazz musician? Let me do it. I'll take over. I want you to criticize me. I think it'll be funnier for the audience. So Bill, Bill Pullman. Oh, nice one.

You got that right? You're fucking dumb. That's too much now. He's a jazz kind of jazzophonist. saxophonist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's got this bitch wife,

who's actually very lovely. Patricia Arquette, the nice big jubbly titis. And they're getting weird videos of them sleeping. That's basically a plot. And also he's having weird dreams with a strange man,

this white-faced man, all right? The mystery man. Yeah. Yeah. Which, by the way, you know the mystery man. I don't know the actor's name, but like that...

Robert Blake. That was all him, by the way. He just showed up looking like that one day. He literally did, yeah. Really? So Lynch was like, you know, very, like, hey, do what you want. dress how you think the character would dress.

He was like, I'm going to wear fucking white makeup and like that. And he's like, I love it. And shave his eyebrows. He looks freaky as fuck, man. He does, yeah. Freaky little motherfucker in that. But he's great. He's so good, yeah. So he's having these weird dreams, this white face man. He's having dreams as a honky man.

Yes. Okay. The white man. See, he's a wigger at heart. He's playing and playing jazz. I'm a saxophone guy. He's fucking a white bitch as well. Don't get more black than that. No, it's Patricia Arquette. I think I said It's, yeah, Patricia Arcade is his wife.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could have gaslighted there and said, you said, you said Rosario Dawson, you idiot. But, uh... And then they called the detectives and they're like, hey, this guy broke in their house to film the sleeping. Yeah. And detectives are real kind of like, hey, well, you know,

uh, I don't know, maybe try a lock in the door better or, you know, what do you want me to do about? Leave me alone. Yeah. And then, um, to go to a party then, yeah. He meets the stranger at a very spooky scene. The mystery man.

Yeah, and he's like, I'm in your house right now. It's very dreamlike in that sense It's very weird It's unsettling So fucking yeah The mystery man goes I'm in your house right now Don't believe me

Hands of my cell phone Gets Bill Pullman to call the house phone And the same guy picks up It's like I told you I was here And laughs at him And he's probably laughing at his little dick Brian I assume

A little white penis as well But yeah it's very freaky It's unsettling But like a dream It's not like he's like What the fuck? You know, I was like, guys, this freak, he's just like, hey, that's weird. Hey, what?

Who is this guy? You're crazy, man. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Why do you think of Bill Pullman in this? I was an independent state. What do you think of Bill Pullman in this movie? I think he's good in this movie.

I think, because he was neighbors, I think, fucking. I think he just, like, was hanging around nearby Lynch. And he's like, okay, I'll give you a fucking. I think it works because Bill Pullman isn't too good. He's not very, he's not very, he's kind of, He's almost like a blank slate in a way in this, yeah, yeah. He's not like, if you go like someone too likable, like even Kyle McLaughlin a little bit, like he'd be too good, you know, you need someone's a bit weird.

And, um... And like, because the thing is, Bill Pullman, he's like, he's a good enough looking guy, but he's not, you know, amazing looking. Well, I mean, the fact is Bill Pullman and Baltazar Gatti. Yeah. It's not exactly like the heavy hitters. The Balthasar Getty casting, I think, is intentional and that's, uh, people have... Tell me more.

Okay, so people say that you know the tailgating scene in Lost Highway So there's a tailgating scene Where Robert Loja Yeah It's the heat man

We're not an array game right now This is so hard to try and discuss this movie It's okay Normally we could talk about Lost Highway Let's just go linear real quick Bill Pullman He wakes up He basically finds

He wakes up He's killed his wife His wife's body And bit guts are everywhere. He goes to jail. He has this like spastic attack. He's having migraines in jail. He has like a weird vision and then he changes. And Bill Pullman has now turned into Balthazar Getty. And there's this a stranger in a cell where Bill Pullman was. And like the fucking prison guards are like, hey, where's Bill Pullman? You're Balthazar Getty, basically. And they let him-

everyone's favorite Baltazar Getty. Yeah, yeah. So they let him out of jail. And then now all of a sudden, the movie, we're following this new character called like different name, different guy, different life. So they've, you know, they've swapped roles or whatever. It's very weird. But so people say that Balthazar Getty

been cast in this movie, because again, as bad as Bill Pullman is, Balthazar Getty is way worse of an actor. Like he is not good at all. Now they say that him being cast in this movie is intentional. Lynch is making a commentary

about Oliver Stone and Quentin Tarantino in particular. So the tailgating scene is like don't tailgate, right? Robert Loja, you know, some guy tailgates him, Robert Loja like pulls him over and beats the shit out of him.

They're saying David Lynch is making a commentary about like shitty hack filmmakers who are basically like taking his original ideas bastardizing them for commercial success and the reason that they point to those two. Okay, so Twin Peaks, right? Yeah. Everyone knows Twin Peaks. There's also there was a show similar to Twin Peaks called

Wild Palms or something like that. And that's Oliver Stone. And everyone said that was just a fucking rip-off of Twin Peaks. But then also, David Lynch's movie Wild at Heart, True Romance and Natural Born Killers. It's basically the same framework. It's just like Bonnie and Clyde, but it's like their 90s and grunge. and sexy and it's all fucked up on drugs. Balthazar Getty

was in Natural Born Killers as a mechanic and his character is a mechanic in that as well. Robert Loja was in the Wild Palms TV show. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a few different links like that. So a lot of people

have said there's so many like the too many similarities or crossover things for it to be coincidental. And then they look at the don't tail gate you see the driving manual I want you to learn this fucking driving manual that's basically David Lynch saying

you fuckers are hack filmmakers you have no creativity or ingenuity you're just like taking ideas from real filmmakers like me and like cashing them in and like going for the real like the sex and the drugs and the violence and the pure base level basically you're trying to race

to the finish line and there's no like artistic merit again this is the analysis is like a well known theory this is a theory that has like a top gun gating or is it like, yeah. Well, look, again, I mean, you're going to, as you said, you're going to find hours and hours of people, you know, like, like, analyzing. Here's the thing I think with David Lynch. Also, Critton Tarantino was very vocal in his disdain for Firewalk with me. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like at Cannes Film Festival, he was like, I just watched two hours of David

Lynch disappearing up inside his own ass. It's pretentious and depressing. I don't understand the reaction to Firewalk of me is so interesting people literally booed that like people like you know people basically

were lynching him yes yeah pardon the pun you know like that what pun what is that

I don't get it you're going all weird David Lynch on me it's like it's like it's like a morbious strip how do I decipher

it's actually here's the thing again with Firewalk and me it's actually kind of a standard not standard movie

but like it's obviously weird it's a bit like lost highway where it starts off and it's like it's kind of weird detective thing. Yeah.

And then it just switches and then we're in Twin Peaks and it's about a girl and her father and the father is abusive and stuff like that, you know? Right, right, right. It's kind of easy, not, like, it's not like, you know,

it's not 90210. But like, it's kind of semi-interesting and, you know, it's not like, a little more accessible than his other shit. Yeah, yeah, so like, I heard about it and I taught, like, it must be like,

more lynched than lynch. You know, must be like super weird. It's like, you know, and some parts of the return are like that. We're like, in the return, there's like, you know, long, long scenes are just like, like just an explosion bit.

It's very famous, I think episode seven or something like that, they go back to like the nuclear test site. Yes, and it's just... It's a big explosion for like literally like 12 minutes. Yeah. It's just a big... Like a mushroom cloud and you zoom in. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

The thing is, like, Lost Highway when it came out, again, because it was just after Firewalk with me, like, it's obviously considered like really great now, but at the time, like, the reaction was mixed. see lynch initially like you know people were like wow he's great and then it's like oh now he's too weird and pretentious but now he's just been around for so long basically like adam sandler it's like we've criticized him for so long that now we just love him for what he does regardless david lynch is adam sandler if he stick to something long enough now and i cannot wait until sandler has that kind of like you know is he the greatest american actor you know that's the crossover we need david linds and Adam Sandler.

That's a link up right there. We need that. I think as well, you're talking about like cast in Baldazar Getty. That's pretty similar like Starship Troopers. Exactly.

We're deliberately cast like Vapid kind of bad actors. And that's the thing with Balthazar Getty. He's like he's not just a Nepo baby. The Gettys are like Army Hammer. Like they are like

old money wealthy. You ever hear of John Paul Getty the third? Of course, yeah. So he's the guy who is like kidnapped and like tortured and held for ransom. That's Balthasar, get, his dad.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And somehow it also became successful and famous. Yeah. But that's interesting now. You know, like, here's the thing with Lynch, okay? It's like, I do think this. There is meaning to a lot of his stuff.

Yeah. I think he doesn't really care. So I think he's very big in, like, the subconscious. So I think subconsciously maybe he's like, ah, fuck them, you know, to stealing my ideas. And he's like a little bit of him as like, you know, this. But I think he's very big in the idea of, like,

I don't think he's consciously going like will this all go together naturally I think he's very big in the idea of like I have this idea here and I'm going to trust myself and just follow true with it

and make it work like I mean obviously there is a lot more like there's way like that's kind of what I just said is very like surface level analysis

like people really go into the weeds with Lost Highway with the stuff that they that like you know people the kind of surface level like Bill Pullman, he

gets put in prison for murder and his wife, so he then begins to fantasize that he is this new character. And people are like, yeah, that's okay for the service level, but it's like, no man, the Lost Highway, it's not, it's actually celluloid. Look at the way the film

is, it's like a strip of celluloid. It's like the film is actually the film, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's so interesting. The characters in Lost Highway are, like, they're saying that the people that are stalking Bill Pullman and his wife at the start, it's actually the filmmakers of Lost Highway, because

the scenes where they're being filmed in bed, the camera is really high up and also way too smooth to be handheld, so they have to say it's coming from a steady cam, and then later on, when Bill Pullman comes back, and he's confronted by the

mystery man who's holding a camera, but then when we've cut to the POV of the camera, it's way high up again to indicate a crane shot. You'll what, James, I take it a back. I love this. Yeah. This is so much

better than, what was I saying? I don't know. You tell me. I would be like, oh man, leave you up to interpretation. Fuck that. I love this now. No, so they're saying like the kind of

the, the, I was so gay earlier. You were. You were. That's, you know, that's the cadden twist. Brian admits he's gay.

It happens every episode, but he never remembers. I like ringing the doorbell is like Brian's gay and hear someone driving off. Ryan O'Toole is gay Yeah So yeah

There's lots of stuff like that So like the characters are being stalked By the actual filmmakers By David Lynch and the camera crew And they're like Who's filming in us? And like they even go into like There are characters in a film

That only exist within the reality of the film So they don't exist outside it So another scene is like Patricia Arquette tries She wipes off her makeup Right In the bathroom mirror And then she turns around

The makeup still there Is this She can't be without makeup Because she's not a person Yeah She's a character in the world Of the lost highway world The film itself

Give me more to love They're trapped in the film You know There's like There's loads of shit And it's like Initially you can go Oh that's really reaching

And speculative That's why it's me But then you You go back can you actually look at the film and you know the evidence as it were and it makes her a very intriguing case I will say that's another thing I've noticed

like there is a lot of times with like movies TV shows they're like oh actually you know Pulp Fiction the Gimp was a ghost yeah you're like we doesn't make any sense at all the Gimp was Ving Rames yeah yeah and he was in the briefcase the Gimp was Ving Rames

and he was in the briefcase there's a big black man the briefcase that's why Travolta was so happy it's like Vincent, we happy? Oh, we're happy, baby. Oh, yum. I don't want any hamburgers, but I've got a hankering for some hot dog. There's a lot of things in like, uh, Pul fiction, not Pulp Fiction, in Twin Peaks and like David Lynch movies where they go like, it's like this. I mean, you watch it, you go like, it is like the camera thing, all right? Yeah. That's a, feels like a very conscious, you know, this, as not just a happy coincidence, you know, like that. Like, he's a

fellow maker. He knows what a POV shot is going to look like. Yeah. So that's a big thing. like when they're sitting down and looking at the somebody stalking us with a video camera but you look at the footage it's a really high up shot somebody's in the bedroom very high up but it's a very smooth camera shot so it can't be handheld or low

down it's obviously a crane and it's just shit like that like there's loads more stuff like Lost Highway in particular is a movie that you can just kind of you can go hours and hours purposely it just have that looping ability to over it. So it has been referred to as a Morbius strip yeah which is like the

loop of paper that kind of doubles in on itself. I really want to watch Mulholland Drive again now. Because I only watched at once. I was such a great time watching it because I was high at the time. It was around Christmas, I remember. Everyone else was singing carols, like, bah, humbug, shut up.

But like, I remember watching at one stage, I was pretty high and I was like, I've figured out this movie. I got you, David, yeah. Lynchie, I got you. I figured it out. Just writing the post-it Joe's run Hollywood

I figured it out The dark deep twinned Look at the way the camera's moving That's the Jewish guy His Jewish guys move like that Look at Justin Thoreau He's a hebe I'm telling you But like

So let's move on to a minute Is there anything else I'm going to say about Lost Highway You got Richard Pryor in as well Yeah Richard Pryor He's great in it And you know another thing that Lynch does a lot Especially in your turn

He's not afraid to hire We're looking actors freaks. Notably dying actors. Yeah. Like, in the return, there's so many actors that, like, they filmed their scenes. I'm not joking, like, a week before they died. He's the first guy that had a casting couch in a hospice.

So, you gotta respect it for that. There's a number of characters in the fucking, um, in the return that literally have tubes in her nose. Toob in her nose. It's like, they're like, oh, yeah, yeah. Welcome to Twin Peaks. And just die on screen, you know? That's great. So he's not afraid. So like, same with Richard Pryor. He's visibly MSing

all over the place. Yeah, he's proper. I believe you're back. It's so good to have you. He's not talking like that. No? Okay. He's talking like Bobcat Goldthwaite. I remember reading the thing about

Richard Pryor where he got on stage and pissed himself one time. Yeah, like he was in the wheelchair or like it's like a mobility scooter and they had to like pick him up and carry him on to the stage. He was like, he had some.

me better no he doesn't of course that but yeah he's proper I mean it's hard to

sit through that you know there's a nice collection of little little character actors in the movie as well it's actually

okay to make that joke because he was abusive to women Brian so aha even at the end yeah

even with his old MS hands he's still slapping him but yeah there's a lot of Gary Busees in it

as you said Henry Rollins Merlin Marlon Manson and Twiggy Ramirez, played the porn stars. You can't forget Twiggy.

Yeah. Robert Loja is fucking great in it as well. Robert Loja is awesome. Lynch is also great getting actors and making them just completely deranged. Especially old actors that you wouldn't think Robert Loja would go to that, you know? By the way, a bit of Robert Loja is on the phone with

the stranger. I thought that was so cool, man. Creepy man. Yeah. This guy is like the devil almost. Robert Loja is like, I'm going to hang out with this guy. And he meets this weird wife face guys, like, do you want to fuck people to get? Mr. Ayman, do you want

to get pushy with me? Robert Losey, come on. Well, okay, Robert, but I'm actually inside your asshole right now. What? What are you talking about? You're in my ass. Don't believe me. Here's the phone. Ring your

asshole. Oh, who is that? Hello, Robert. It's me. I'm in your asshole. Oh, who am I, Bobby De Niro? Why is everyone in my ass? You think it's a pretty neat magic trick. Do it again. But yeah, no, it's, I had so much fun. It pulled me out of my depression.

It fixed you. I feel great. I flushed all my medication. I'm just watching Lost Highway every day. Twice in the evenings. You're driving on the M50 watching it. You're not looking at the road. You put a screen in front of the windows.

Yes, yes. So let's talk about a Mulholland Drive. Do you watch it? What else do you watch? Watch Mahal and Drive Blue Velvet. Oh, I haven't watched Blue Velvet either a long long time

which is better. I mean... I think Mulholland Drive want to watch again. I'm not saying it's better. Have you re-watched it recently? No, it's been like two years. Mulholland Drive.

Yeah. Same as blue velvet. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know, blue velvet as fucked up as it is, it's a bit more accessible. Yeah, it's more standard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue Velvet is like almost purposely, you know, it's the, isn't that the whole thing? It's the white pick a fence, literally. meeting the weirdness so it's almost like it's that's like

foreshadowed you see the nice picket fence and it's the nice music and then it goes down underneath the ground and you hear all the cockroaches and like even the audio it just turned up so loud just the like scratching

of the cockroaches and we follow the protagonists or whatever it's funny because we follow the protagonist to the weird world and it's like we never leave the weird world then the weird world

it then is constantly it's just like you know Mulholland Drive and lost highway and a guy with diabetes driving a tractor. It's just like awful terrible stuff. Just the most disgusting shit you can imagine. An old man eating sausages. Richard Pryor

with MS. Yeah. So what's the crack with Mulholland Drive? Have you, what's the meaning of it? No, I haven't. Is that film as well? I watched that a few months ago. So the whole thing is like yeah, again, that's like a thing

where like, so it's new the thing about Lost Highway, it's like new characters but also new actors, whereas in Mulholland Drive it's new characters played by the same actors, right? So, but I think that's the thing of like it starts off

You know, by the way, just interrupt you. Yeah. So Lost Highway is a movie. Yeah. And it was meant to be a movie. Right. Mulholland Drive was a pilot. Do you notice? Yeah, it was an hour long pilot. Oh. And he shopped around the showtime and HBO and then. They were

like, this isn't Oz. This is weird. This is not the Sopranos, we told you to make another Sopranos David Lynch, and this is not that. He's like, well, show you.

And then he shot the ending. So you know the way like Forrester's in the start? Yeah. Robert, is it a Forrester? Robert, is that name? Robert Forrester. Yeah, Robert Forrester.

Like, he was meant to be a recurring character, but there's no episode too off. Yeah, he's just like a cop at the start when the car crash happens. And I think you can find somewhere online, maybe on the DVD,

the actual pilot itself, which is just like the first. I think it's like the first hour the movie. So before the actual switch then? Yeah, I think it might be some extra stuff in there as well. You might like jiggered some stuff around and fixed it. So what happened? It starts off. There's an actress

in a limo but her car crashes on Monholland Drive and then she's wandering around with amnesia and then she meets she just like starts living in a gaff and what? She meets some new like aspiring actress who's come to Hollywood to find her dreams

and they sort of start this like kind of Nancy Drew detective kind of thing but they also fall in love with each other and start scissoring bumping tacos smashing clams Brian lesbian sex

when I was high on weed that was scary I had to call my mom I tell even when you come down from your drug trip it's still terrifying they don't need me but like

who's out there laughing at us I don't know probably some it's called film analysis you freaks they're filming us they're on the road I'm gonna close the window because there's people outside laughing

and it makes me yeah it makes my penis we can hear them they can hear us they're getting the podcast for free the cunts

this is the free one yeah well they didn't you know click a link or whatever the fuck so they don't deserve it what was my point oh yeah so I remember

watching it and I was like this is great but I'm to switch over explain the switch over okay so yeah the first half of the movie we think we know what's going on

it's like sort of neo noir they're trying to find out the woman with amnesia is trying to find out her identity but then there's a switch that happens where a character takes a blue box out of a closet and opens it's like

a little jewelry box she opens the lid the camera zooms into it and then it's like we've like traveled inside the box and it's a totally new world it's new characters it's a new kind of thing but it's the same

actor as playing different characters so I think the kind of... This is a big thing in all his work is he loves having like either a character played with two different people or someone playing multiple characters

you know like you know an evil character and a good character like a weird character a normal character so I think the accepted version is all the stuff that we saw initially

where like the two of them are working together and it's all good that's kind of like the dream or the fantasy and then the later stuff with like one of them hires another

like a hit man to kill them because they're a jilted lover or something. So one half was a dream and the other half was what actually happened. And it's almost like take your pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But isn't there like little people in the end? Yeah, there's like the old couple that she met at the start. They're like little shapeshifters that are like terrorizing her. And Justin Theroux's like a film director. But then he's like he says, I'm not doing this. I'm not, you know,

you're compromising my integrity as an artist. And then he's brought into a room where just some old man in a wheelchair is like Do what you're told Or I will fuck your asshole With my cock Or something like that Yeah There's that great bit

We're like just like Remember that the bit that all scare me like The disgusting freak The hobo The homeless Yeah yeah yeah It made me sick Yeah

It actually is like a proper terrifying jump scare First time I saw it I proper like freak Yeah It freaks out way more than like You know like You know like

Oh my God It's the Yeti It's a big CGI yeah You see all these things now You don't even pay attention There's like a scary movie He's got like a guy with tree heads And claws and he's like ah whatever

But this was just like This is a hobo Because you see those unreal But it was like a really disgusting Horrible deformed looking homeless person And they come like it's like They come out of nowhere And they go right into the camera

And they're like yeah And the music like spikes And it's a proper jump scare moment You know And it's like you reach for your wallet but then you're like oh thank god just a movie see when you're watching white men can't jump

there's a like about lynch as well there's not too much of them there's not too much material you can bang it all out Twin Peaks is the long thing or everything else you can get like didn't he walk away from the Twin Peaks

the return as well only for like a day and that was like before like to actually start filming it was like preparation because he so he basically wanted and he's earned it at this stage He was like, I want to just film it. They're like, how many episodes?

No one else can get away with this. They're like, how many episodes? Like, I don't know. I'm going to film it. Yeah. And we'll see after I finish filming it. How long is a piece of string, basically? Yeah, exactly.

So they were thinking, is it going to be 12, David? I don't know. They're like, can you please? Do you have any idea? Is he like, I'm walking away now. Okay, come back. I mean, look. And it turned out 18.

Yeah. Which is a lot for modern television. For modern prestige TV. Yeah. Like, with big budget. they're all like an hour each right yeah yeah but in fairness a lot of it is like music so i've told you for like the um you don't listen no no i'm joke i'm joking uh the bit the kind of way to break up episodes is the cut to the bar and they're a band yeah so they're nine inch nails

everyone the nine inch nails or like whatever and they play so because trent resner did the music for lost highway yeah yeah so uh that's kind of the way to break it up so a lot of it is just music and you can skip past that don't worry or you just chill out the It's pretty good music, you know? Yeah. David Lynch's son is one of the bands in there. Oh. He's not bad.

He's not like the main singer. He's just in it. You know, he's like... Yeah, yeah. He's like the... He plays the triangle. Yeah, exactly. Not you, David Lynch was your dad.

It's like, I have to ground you, son. But I'm going to do it. Dressed as a Victorian landlord. And it will become a parent. Why? Look, dad, I got, got, got jacket off the gay porn. It's not a big deal. just send me to my room like other parents

now son you're gonna they sound exactly like each other that's the thing hey dad it's me you're I'm David Lynch Jr. Yeah I know who you are son I named you for God's sake I film you coming out of your mother's pussy Imagine like you know like you know Dad's like to film the birth of their son Imagine David Lynch in there

There's like an orchestra and a midget on a tricycle it's like, don't worry, yeah. He shoots a black and white and the elephant man's in the room as well. He puts the elephant man makeup on the wife. Yeah, the elephant man is the gynecologist. I am not an animal. I am an OBGYN. Have you watched the Inland Empire?

No, actually, I've never seen that. That's his final film. Now, that's even, I actually gave up on that. Yeah, I think that's the one where everyone is like, all right, mate. Just fucking. The whole thing is, like, a lot of. of that is this stuff that he was putting out. So he got really into his website for a while.

And he started releasing these art projects on his website. So one of them is called Rabbits. I've seen rabbits. Again, rabbits was, uh, yeah. So that's just like, it's just a collection of that, you know, and there's no even like, um, there's not much kind of like, like, link from one to the other to the other. It's kind of like just happens, you know. Yeah. And there's a lot of like changing from like very, very bad handheld camera to like film and

it just looks kind of bad. And I was not one of. over by that. That one, I think that's for the real purists, you know. Hey, look, you win some, he takes a big swing, sometimes he misses. What's, like, um, what's even like the basic framework narrative? I don't think there even is a framework. I think it's like

an actress. Right. I think it feels with samey as well. It's definitely the weakest out of the kind of tree. Yeah. Lost highway. Yeah. Mulholland Drive and this. Like, I think it's like an actress walking around and then like, you know, random shit happens. And then they're like in the woods and like, it is, I might go

back and watch it. What about Wild at heart? Have you seen that recently? Long time ago. Yeah. All David Lynch

movies I watched like years ago when I started watching Twin Peaks and I was like I went against this guy. Yeah. And then I kind of like

dropped. What age were you when you were trying to get into Lynch? Uh, I'm not too sure now. So I watched it I watched Twin Peaks

I don't know. It was on Netflix anyway. It was back when I was on Netflix. Oh. I was, I think it was in secondary school. Oh, wow. Yeah.

So. You're trying to to get puss. Yeah. I was like, "'Lady, stay away from me. I'm a bit of a Kyle McLaughlin.

Do you know Robert Loja? No. Well, don't suck my dick, then. You will be my Isabella Rossellini. Yes. What's that?

You ought me to hit you. No, get away for me. You whore. She wore blue. Velvet! You tried to serenade

women. Yeah. Yeah, so that's David Lynch right there. Now, you've really got me going now. I think it'd be good for you to start watching Twin Peaks. I think I'm going to. I think it'll be good. You can do like your little Twin Peaks report every week.

Yeah. It's fucking weed. It's daft what's going on there. Actually, speaking of weird real quick, just before we go, right? Yeah. I was just going a little memory hole right there today. Do you remember a nice thing to call your girlfriend, Brian? Oh!

Oh, ho-hoo! Do you remember the artist taxi driver? No. Yeah, because I was joking with someone there He was a guy on YouTube back in the day And I was joking like, he's probably dead now And he's still going He's this guy he grew the

He became big in YouTube in the early 2010s He was like, I am the artist taxi driver The Tories are bad The Sunday mirror The scum day mirror Okay He just kind of rant in his taxi And be very kind of basic stuff

You know like Boris Johnson Get out of this country he's called the artist taxi driver so he's an artist all right so I just kind of watched him and he kind of became semi big where he got Russell Brand on the show so he's just filming in his taxi

screaming and then like they get people on and he got like some random celebrities on and they kind of got him on BBC News a few times being like you're a working class aren't you why do you think about Brexit Brexit is bad

well there you go he's one of you and he thinks it's bad so there you go and you'll never be on the TV again there are we three you fish, you happy? Slap your fins together. I'd fuck off, you dogs.

I kind of forgot, this is the early 2010s. Before that, though, he was a performance artist, and he became known for doing these unconventional protest art pieces. Right, right.

I kind of like half, remember this, I was just looking up here, like, what he did, and like, some of this stuff, I want to get your interpretation of this, because you know at the moment to have, like, the gist-stop oil stuff, and people get up on a snooker table and make a big mess.

Yeah. I don't know why. That makes me so angry. I don't care about Snoke or toll, but I'm like, kill his family. So these are some of the things he did, the protest things, all right? So the first one in 2002, it's 2002, should say. Right.

He did a protest called Roll Over, where he rolled a distance of four and a half miles, dressed up like a big rubber cleaning glove, while saying, we wish you a Merry Christmas. Why? just to protest the government oh that's retarded then he did another one 2003

called poor little lamb where he pushed around a dead sheep and a pram and this was to this is a protest this is the protest cuts and child benefits sure yeah so that's something there yeah Mary had a little lamb

it tracks yeah so I'm just looking at some of the good ones here there's a lot of these by the way then he did 2003 again he did chips and beans where he turned himself into a full English breakfast. What do you mean? He sat in a bathtub full of baked beans and tomato sauce

with two chips up his nose. Yeah. And seven sausages wrapped around his head. Right. All of this sort of performance art shit is like just so pretentious and stupid and, you know, maybe I feel attacked intellectually because I don't get it.

But you know what? I don't even care. Even if you do get it, I think that's almost worse. If you can see some fucking retard in a bath of beans and sausages and go, I know exactly what he means. Like, you're the biggest freakle. You should be, both he is go in the bin.

It makes me sick. I don't like it, and I'm never going to like it. Some of these are pretty funny, though. Like, he just, uh, he glued a little toy bust to his foot walked around the protest congestion charges. Okay. Uh, you know, what's this here? How is this?

Why is this of note, though? Who's actually paying attention? It seems to go a Wikipedia page. People like you, man. Yeah. He's probably a Napo baby. Let's be honest. No, I think he's like,

you think he works in a chipper. It's probably where we've got the chips to pop his nose, you know? Bro, bro, did you steal chips for your art exhibit? We need to sell the chips, bro. What you're doing? I'm sorry, I've got a Poutesh. Chow Benefits being car.

Your benefits be cut. I caught your benefits now. He looked, I'm looking up some of the cancelled ones. He was going to leave a car engine running for a full year. Oh. The protest climate change. That's only going to contribute to it now.

Another one, he was going to drag 300 KG of potatoes through the streets of Dublin while dressed as Bertie O'Herm. Why? To protest Bertie O'Hern, you know. Okay. And... Well, don't work. We'll do that, mate. You just stick to your own, you fucking

Prost. Yeah, and he's still going, by the way. I thought he was dead. He's still going. He's like 60-something, you know? he's one of those old school British guys that were like they're working class but they support labour you know and there's not many of those left anymore

look I'm just like there's no way that he works in a chipper but has like a Wikipedia about his performance art he's definitely he comes from money I don't think he does I've seen the way he talks you know oh you're right yeah we'll get to the truth right there yeah I don't care I just I like all that kind of

performance art shit it's just so pretentious I used to watch a lot of them back and self-indulgent why there was a time back back in there, I was watching Twin Peaks and Artis taxi driver. Why? I was getting no pus. Why were you watching him? Because I was like, I need to find out the truth. Even as a child, you must have realised

this is retarded. No, I thought it was cool. I was like, I want to be like that when I grow up. Right, right. I still could be. You can't stop me. Hey, you're closer to it than you think, you know? Yeah, you're going to walk around dress as a big pot noodle. Oh, man, I went to NCAD. I can't say too much to doing a work event, but they're all freaks, man. I hate them. And just the way they're so condescension.

ending and you just know for that they are all going to be the rapist or finagale politicians yeah i agree yeah zero pushback on everything you just said i'm glad i'm worried you're going to turn there like no james they're helping society i would say no james oh god you've got a bit of a david litch there so you're catting now and i'm brian your belt is our guinea oh hello i'm brian oh oh i pretend you like fuck balls and nobody calls me gay it doesn't work no it doesn't at all you're not fooling no one before we go i'm just seeing there's any leftover topics we can talk about real quick how are you getting on are you still hot yeah i'm very hot i'm sweating it's disgusting yeah it's not good is it no i don't like it it's hard work yeah uh any plans i think next week you watch twin peaks

yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna tell i'm gonna start reading uh ted kizinski's manifesto here i bought and kindle did you actually it's it's six quid. Wow. Who's that money going to? I don't know. Some computer probably.

Probably not to him. He died by suicide. Was it? Why would you commit suicide this age? You're so old. You might as fucking... I think because he was terminally ill and maybe he was just like,

I don't like being in prison with cancer. Because I think... Oh, pussy. Even being in a big comfy bed with cancer is pretty uncomfortable. So I reckon if you're, you know, in a prison with a bunch of mentally ill rapists, you know who are like

smearing beans on their cough to protest climate change you'd probably go fuck it I'm just going to kill myself yeah it's funny how like some people love him he's really growing and he's big with Nazis he didn't like Nazis he's also kind of like

half trans he had like yeah well it's funny because they're like that's what all the trans people do they all Kaczynskied themselves he was gonna well there's a lot of things like there's almost like that's almost like a moral right there it's like you don't let someone be comfortable

in their gender to end up drawing a beard well he it was actually he was gonna transition but then he decided against that he was like I had an epiphany

where I realized I didn't actually want to It was the computers making me trans Yeah yeah yeah It was the industrial revolution That's what did it Yeah It's funny as well

The only is a guy Who's like responsible for him You know like the MK Ultra program Yes It's all connected It's like Harvard Isn't it? Yeah in Harvard

So I taught Or MIT No, yeah, it was Harvard I think But yeah So he was like A brilliant mathematician And then in college He's like signed up

For like Social psychological experiments By the same people Who were responsible for MK Ultra Also as a child He was separated Like he was basically put in Yeah what was that

Because that's on his Wikipedia page Yeah he had like It must have been like polio or some It's like some really bad illness Where they had to quarantine him for like months but they say that like when he was born he was a normal healthy happy child you know but then after that like six months to a year after that isolate isolation period he came back and they just said he was never the same he completely changed and like basically

withdrawn i think he probably like started developing some sort of disassociative mental illness it's funny that like he goes through this very traumatic thing yeah and but then he goes to school and he's very good at mats and he's actually one the briefcase boys do you hear about that no who's that the briefcase boys

was a cool group in school him and some friends there were the kids they're really good at mats so they all carry briefcases full of papers and calculators and they probably got more pussy

than me I'll be honest but so it's funny so then he actually becomes smart they say no idea just hit them with the briefcase and you do a math equation like goodwill hunting but actually you have to fuck me

look at that so yeah so then the thing is like, so he's very good at maths, and it's almost like he could have gone a healthy lifestyle. And he just signs over the thing where it's like, can a Harvard professor abuse me for six months?

And it's like, yes. Yeah. And he was all... That will help. He was all in on it. But he became a professor himself. But he was known for being a really terrible professor, just in that. He was obviously very smart, but just had no desire to teach or like, he didn't take

questions. He would just read from the he just read from the textbook. I loud is like yeah anyway the test is next week don't lock me in the eye Michael Shannon vibe yeah exactly yeah and so then yeah he's like right

that's it I'm gonna he quits his job and he goes to live in a cabin in the woods that he built himself and then he says oh there's somebody over there with a digger well I better send bombs in the post he heard one shane

so I was like well that's it that's it I'm done but like if you go on to like any your reviews for his books and you only kept publishing books he published a book in like 2022. Oh really? Yeah, I'm going to start reading them all now. How to be

a throat goat and a size queen. You're too much cock in your mouth too much cock. Cock on the brain and cock on the tongue. What was going to say now? Well, he got a new book.

Yeah, he got a new book and all the reviews are just so positive man. Yeah, he's a little bit kooky, like Phoebe and friends. But everything he said was all right. And look, you all made fun of them. You all said letter bombs were bad. Well, there's egg on your

face right now. I tell you now. Because now we got, you know, TikTok. You can maybe argue that some of his points about how technology actually contributes to people feeling more isolated has merit, but then also getting your fingers blown off by a bomb makes it feel sad as well. Yeah, sure, yeah. But also

like you're completely discounting all the really undeniably positive, you know, evolutions like sanitation and medicine and plumbing I can watch the Andrew Shultz podcast anytime I want anytime we need Andrew Shultz if I'm driving I need a dose of Andrew Shultz I can just pull over watch Shultz

Oh pull over That's not flagrant too That's pure flagrant one behavior You're right No I take it back I was a test okay I speed up I put it on You put your foot down

And you just blast flagrant two It's like what up you it's your boy, Shultzzi, we're here with Arcah, and uh, what's going on, guys? Um, hoars are dumb hoars. Yeah, no way, dog. I can't believe you said that, fam.

Yeah. Uh, yeah, he was a cool guy. He makes me embarrassed to be a wigger. I'll tell you that. Andrew Schultz, I mean, not Kaczynski. Kaczynski was the coolest wigger around, you know? It would be pretty funny if Kaczynski

loves public enemy, you know? we'll wrap up there so you're going to watch Twin Peaks any fun things coming up I've got a lot of fun things coming up that I probably can't talk about okay they're all kind of work related stuff

so yeah not only did you not want to hear the answer to my question you didn't want to hear me say if I had fun things you needed to say have you got fun things because I've got loads of fun things but I can't even talk about them

because they're so fun and you're too stupid to like it I can't say much but the CIA would kill me if I told you No, I've got no fun things, Brian. He's just going to sit in the room and watch Twin Pinks. That's the way better.

You can eat cherry pie. Yeah. Because that's what they eat. Damn fan coffee and cherry pie. Yeah, exactly. I think you need to eat more cherry pie. I think my doctor would disagree with you on that. But I don't know.

Do you want to go downstairs and watch some more sweet life as Zach and Cody? I thought you'd never ask. Yeah, let's do that. I am sweating. It's so warm. It's getting very uncomfortable. disgusting well this is how I feel all the time the way you feel right now

is how I feel in October so I don't even want to tell you how I feel in this heat right now because dear God it's awful it's been a fun time I think oh fuck remember the hot box from Django on chain that's what I'm feeling like right now Matt I fuck I forgot

I watched Spiderverse right well look we can't go over now I'm going to watch the flash okay we go watch the Flash together oh okay you're right You go watch something gay like Asterois City Oh look Oh look at all the headroom in that shot

Usually that would indicate You know poor composition But Wes Anderson is an autour So I'm going to watch the Flash Look that fucking weird kid has a gay mustache That means this is art This is art Yeah I'll watch Asteroid City

Which apparently is good Uh yeah It's not the Flash though No I've heard the Flash is going to be not good, it's not doing well in the box office Really? And early tracking show that Indiana Jones is going to be

a failure. Yeah. People do not care about Indiana Jones. It's weird, you know, because there's got too much stuff going on. He's got Spiderverse to take it, and Transformers. Also, I... People rather watch Optimus Prime than old man Indian Jones. Also, another aspect of it, and although I find it very funny, but Harrison Ford's

complete contempt for any person who's ever liked a single film he was ever in. It's like, I loved you in Star Wars. You're a fat loser who gets no pussy. Only fags watch that shit. Oh, okay. Well, my son with leukemia died

and you were as fair as I... One less nerd in the world. It sounds like we're doing pretty good. Yeah. Your pussy probably looks like Chewbacca, you dumb grunt.