Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 199 : Dave Fanning in Twin Peaks
Episode Date: June 24, 2023Bill Simmons and Dave Fanning, what more do ya need you darn d hole....
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Ah, that's a bit much
Did I...
Yeah, I'm cutting that out.
Probably for the best.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is not page, you.
And we're back.
Yeah.
We're back.
Respect to Lizzo, she's a queen.
We had to take a minute there.
We got a bit too flagrant with Lizzo, you know?
Yeah.
And I went off.
We watched six hours of Lizzo videos.
We're back.
She's a queen now.
We love her, yeah, yeah.
But Cormick McCarthy's dead.
But Lizzo's alive.
That's all the matters.
Exactly, yeah.
And Chrissy Dignam from Aslan.
So you were telling me he got molested and he was an alcoholic, apparently?
Heroin addict.
Oh, that's not too bad, then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's not too bad, is it?
I thought he was a boozer, but no, I was just on the gear.
I thought he was on the gin and tonics, like a madman.
So the thing is, with Asland, they're like local heroes.
They're from Fingless, I believe.
They got very big in the 80s, but they kind of never had that crossover, mainstream thing outside of Ireland.
They had an opportunity to get signed and blow up in America.
but people say that it crumbled
because of Christy Dignam's heroin addiction
So was Christy Dignam doing heroin
all the time or was he recovering?
I get him and Shane McGowan mixed up
and the guy who directed
This is England
That's Shane Meadows
I get them all mixed
They're all in heroin
That's all I know
They're just working class Brian
Nah they're all junkies
No Christy Dignam
There was like a pretty good
RTE documentary about him
The joint debt documentary
That's about Shane McGowan
Okay right
Jesus Christ
Take it back
You know what
It's my parts that get cut out
Can you believe that folks
He's allowed to go
Oh is that a little documentary
About Shane McGarwin
Yes Brian
Yes it was
No so Christy Vignam
He talked like his 80s
Coke was very big in the 80s
So he would talk about
Everyone would be doing coke all night
But then you couldn't get to sleep
so we do the heroin just to bring him down again
and he just got really addicted to the heroin
obviously because it's so addictive but
he was like a sexual abuse survivor
he tells this story
like Kevin Smith
a little worse than Kevin Smith
if you could believe that
did he direct clerks
he was
Christy Dignam and Silent Bob
yes that's very stupid
no it's okay
but yeah so Chrissy Dignam said his neighbor
took him into his house
tied him to a chair
with his shoelaces and molested him.
Oh my God. Yeah, pretty fucked up, like pretty grim.
But, uh, so yeah,
they kind of, his heroin addiction was really bad now.
And then he obviously came out.
Then they, he left Aslan.
He tried to go solo, but he could never really get it together.
Then he went back to Aslan.
He got clean and sober.
Has he got like a long history of music?
Or was he like living off, like, is there like loads of albums and solo albums?
No, to be honest,
Aslan, like, they have, they've put out a good few albums, but they're, like, how long was
Aslan to get her for, originally? Originally, maybe, like, probably five or six years, maybe.
No, probably closer to 10 years. I'm not as well versed in them as, like, you know, I'm just trying to get a general picture.
I'm not going to be like, uh, James. Yeah, yeah. Wrong. So they kind of, they got big.
I, of all people can't be like, that's wrong, James. Yeah. So they got big and then, you know, they kind of,
you know, it was very much they went to America
to make it, but it all fell apart,
then they broke up, but then they got
back together, but the thing is, they only ever
kind of gigged around Ireland, mostly,
and Europe, they never
really got that cross, they never did
the U-2 thing, you know what I mean? Yeah.
I mean, I don't think they
maybe would have had the
ability to do it. I'm
not like a big fucking music
aficionado. He still could have made a bit money.
They could afford the mortgage, you know?
They've got a couple of really great songs,
like the two big ones in particular are
this is and crazy world
now those are two big hits yeah there's a huge
even I a literate man like myself
Phyllis Stein such as yourself
but yeah so he
now Chrissy Dignam has been terminally ill
for years you know he kind of
very courageously battled
cancer and you know
he was a he was a real kind of like
working class hero he did the foundry in Carlo
yeah I mean like if you can do that you can do
like they were kind of they were work horses man they gigged all over the contrary like
caught to it so he died he died very sad yeah uh why is dave fanning going after him now well he wasn't
even going after him dave fanning is just i heard dave fanning like went after his kids with a brick
a verbal brick he's not gonna protect you with this crazy world anymore he's cunts and just flinging
bricks at him yes dogs i hear dave fanning attacked the miami mask
but so like
Dave Fanning
he's like his whole thing
he sort of like who's a good
like Tony Wilson
yeah in England right
so Tony Wilson was just always
adjacent to like big
like British bands
he was never a musician
but you know he was
he was a critic and he reviewed
bands so Dave Fanon is the Irish
equivalent he sort of
back in the day he was the one
that kind of got the new cool
hip bands on the radio or whatever
kind of like what's his name that pedo
from the BBC John Peel
you have to bet the pedo from the BBC
just that one there's only one
just that one the rest is the big
misunderstanding yeah so Dave Fanning he was on
you know the Claire Burns show
they were like so just share some memories
of Christie Dave Fanning goes on this thing
is like look the thing is they were
they were never as good as people say
they were people said I've seen
better front men than Christie
well you know I've seen plenty of better he wasn't as good as people say
they never made it because he blew it because of his drug abuse
and then he said oh because I was abused
are you sure about that Christy are you sure you're not just using that as a get out of
like it was really distasteful and just like
the day after he died it's an odd choice to make
it was man like I I you know I saw people going off about it on Twitter
and then I was like fuck it I'm just going to listen this
It's only like a five-minute bit of the interview.
And yeah, it is.
Like, I can definitely see why people were annoyed.
It was just, it, he just did not read the room at all.
And here's the thing.
I've noticed this over and over again.
And when something like this happens,
I always keep an eye out because this is something that, like,
you can't really, it's a sad thing, all right?
Same with, like, there was a other case in the past.
Like, there's one case, not straight a few years ago.
This woman, she was a comedian, actually.
She got murdered.
and there's another thing where like this is an NFL player like he had a heart attack recently
oh yeah like different things happen so it's something that you can't really get angry at anyone
so like the girl that got murdered like the like don't think they found out who did it or you know
or like or like like 9-11 or something like that you know it's like things get you know no one knows
what happened it might mean a plane who knows okay the point is keep going back to 9-11 i don't
know why that's stuck in my memory i think it's some annoying americans on my tour today so i just
taking with 9-11 a lot
to calm me down
or it.
So back to this girl
got murdered in Australia.
So they couldn't find
who did it
and people were just angry
and then there was like
some guys on the radio
made like some dumb joke about it
and then all the anger
gets put on these guys.
And same with like
when that NFL player
at the heart attack.
You can't really get angry
at his heart.
No.
But there was some guy
Skip Bayliss made some kind
of like offhand comment
that was a little bit
you could interpret
as being offensive
about how the game's more important
than a player, you know?
Right.
And then everyone just put all their anger and hatred onto him.
Yeah, projecting.
Same with Dave Fanning.
This is a very sad case where this guy got molested, you know.
It's almost like, in a way, Dave Fanning is like Jesus Christ.
We're like he's dying.
He'd like that.
Yeah, he's dying for our sins in a way.
We can project all our anger on the Dave Fanning.
And we just like sacrifice him like the movie Wickerman.
Yes.
And then we're happy.
Yeah.
I'm on board with that.
Yeah.
But here's the thing.
It's just the emotion.
Like, you know that kind of gay thing people say where like, you know, football,
for lads
we can get our emotions out
no never heard that
yeah I'm glad you did
yeah yeah yeah no I have heard that
it's like
it's a
that's the only time
it's acceptable
for a man to cry
you know
yeah so let's say like
your wife died
yeah
and um
but Arsenal are up
two nil
no but I'm just saying
let's say your wife died
and Arsenal are gonna win
but there's a VAR
like a decision
and Arsenal don't get the goal
and you're like
you fucking can't
oh this is unfair
it's not a
really about Arsenal. It's about that dead
wife of yours. Sure.
It's unfair because your wife's
dead and Arsenal are losing.
Yeah, yeah. I think I had a point there.
In fairness, you know, Mendie did kill
his wife, so, you know.
Mendi doesn't play for Arsenal, I know.
Mendy didn't kill his wife either.
But anyway, but the thing is,
Dave Fanning, he's a music critic, all right?
So even for him, the day after
Christie dies, to be like,
I didn't think he was a great singer, and I think
he kind of blew it because of his
drug addiction, that's kind of, I mean, that's pretty bad already. But then to call into question
his, you know, his like, you know, being sexually abused as a child, that's like, that's like,
that's like, if he just said he was no good, and we were making fun of it, like, he probably
made fun being abused as well, you know, that's like us, like, yes and thing situation. He just
did it himself. Yeah, exactly. Like, that's like the worst thing I could think of in my cuckoo loco brain.
the sick, depraved
mind of O'Toole.
That's right.
I like Slipknot.
I like Slipknot
and mind of mensie.
I'm a bro.
But the fact that he literally
said that, it's almost like,
there's nowhere he can go from that.
No.
Unless he, like,
literally like,
unless he dug up the graves
like a piss on the body,
I don't know how you could be more offensive.
Yeah, yeah.
But I like to see him try.
But he came out.
He, like, apologized.
And the thing about Deer Fanon is,
he's sort of known for being a very
kind of arrogant, condescending, pretentious
douchebag, you know?
Yeah.
Like, he knows music.
He's got a good eye for talent.
But he really does come across as really, like,
condescending and talking down.
Like, he has very old school
Southside Dublin D4 vibes, you know what I mean?
It's like, look, I was there back in the 80s,
you know, I saw you two play their fourth gig.
I got goshed off in the Jacks and I smoked some
hash. I'm basically
the founder of Rolling Stone
magazine. You know, he's really
got that vibe, you know?
So he's an easy guy
to hate on. He makes it very
easy. But this is like
he just took it to a whole other level
there, so you know.
Anyway, we'll move on from that there
because it'll feel sad. But RIP
to Christie and to Cormick McCarthy.
I do respect writers
and heroin addicts. The two very much
go hand in hand as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So just, we'll talk about McGregor in a second
Real quick, we'll talk about the Trump indictment
Oh, just real quick, because it is like, it's funny,
it's big news in a way, but a lot of the times
these things don't actually mean anything.
No, yeah.
Like, he's been indicted before for the Stormy Daniels thing.
Doesn't really mean anything.
Yeah, but...
His fans aren't going to be like, wait a minute, oh,
he had sex with a woman.
Yeah, yeah.
All his gay fans are disgust of it.
But, like, I'm just saying, like,
So he's got a doubt again now for having boxes of secret evidence, secret files.
Like documents that he took from the White House or the Pentagon or whatever.
Some people are saying, even people at the right are saying like this could actually really hurt him way more.
Like Stormy Daniels thing, a lot of lads are like, hey, bro, hey.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Yeah, I mean, not if they're looking at recent pictures of Stormy Daniels.
Hey, she's no Riley Reid, but come on.
Hey, Mr. Preston, we all have her bad days, you know.
yeah yeah uh but so but this case like to him spin it where it's like he's putting
lives americans lives in danger you know he's like he's got the secret files
he was showing them to kid rock and mike thysson you know he probably was that's the thing
kid rock there was like a interview going around is like so i was there with trump and i was like
dude should you be showing me he did he's just showing like a diagram the pentagon
were to keep the aliens and kid rock's like those galians they drink a bud
yeah but I tell you what it's funny
so I've been watching a lot of Tucker Carlson
I like going on Tucker and seeing his point of view now
and it's interesting because Tucker
he definitely is courting the Trump fans still
he's not going to go against Trump
yeah because the Trump fans love Tucker
that's his demographic exactly
so I love seeing the way he spins things
it's actually kind of impressive
it's almost like you know when you watch someone lie
let's say you know someone who's cheating on his girlfriend
and you watch him
lie to his girlfriend
to her face
and it's like
the lies are so stupid
and he's convincingly
selling the lie
you're always like
God damn
this guy is such a piece of shit
I'm impressed
oh yeah
me and Brian were fishing
yeah
Brian's like a manly man
of those fishing
I'm like
God damn it
he's trying this
and she believes it
she thinks I go fishing
Jesus Christ
but anyway
my point was
so Tucker this week
has taken
attacked that
he's completely ignored
the whole indictment thing
and he's focusing on John Cusack
The actor? Yes
Oh so John Cusack was saying
that Fox News should be banned
Oh right? Yeah and he's like
Okay great so John Cusack
Hollywood, Holly weird
You know wants to ban the news
You can't get any news now
Because of John Cusack
Great
Was he defending Fox so Fox fired
him. Obviously,
it's not the Fox thing. It's just to
drum up some, like, hey, John Cusack,
remember him? Yeah. He's just as bad
as Trump. Yeah,
Jesus, John Cusack, I mean, that's
a weird. That's a weird one, isn't it?
Yeah. I was like, this must be a joke, but that's literally
the way Tucker went right there. So he's on
he's just on Twitter now, right? He's on Twitter, but
Fox's trying to shut him down, though, because they're saying
it's a breach of contracts. Right, yeah. Because he's still
broadcasting. He's, like, on
broadcast on Twitter, not on a network.
Yeah, surely he's, I mean,
I mean, it's basically like
he's vlogging, you know?
I'm not, I'm team Tucker, you know me, okay?
I'm standing up for his rights right there.
Right, right.
Yeah, I'm walking around with a gun
just in case someone disrespects
Tucker ever, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
But, um...
You're going to be busy, it's Pride month,
so you'll have your work cut out for you, you know?
Oh, and again, we'll talk about McGregor real quick.
With the plus people, I have all these plus people.
And McGregor, then...
Yes.
Craziness.
Yes, mad.
Disrespecting a mascot.
He was acting a mother flipping fool, Brian.
So even just like, so...
God, this guy had a busy evening, didn't he?
Makes me realize how boring I am.
God, I'm vanilla.
You're to sit on your phone one for an hour and be like,
I waste a whole hour of my life.
What could I have done?
I didn't put your mascot or rape a woman in the bathroom.
So I remember like, allegedly, remember this the free one?
Oh yeah, allegedly.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to piss off McGregor.
Yeah, well, people, a lot of people are, uh,
Yeah, well, the thing is like, Ireland is very strict libel laws.
Yeah.
So if you rape a woman in Ireland, you're grand.
But if you rape a woman, I'm just, you know, I'm punching up or down or something, you know, like that.
I'm bunching.
Yeah, but if you rape a woman in a fucking Miami heat game, you know, that's a problem.
That is noticeable.
And they have different libel laws in America.
What's the timeline?
Did he do this allegedly before or after punching the mascot?
After, yeah.
After.
So he punched the mascot twice
And that wasn't enough
So he had to go
He thought he would come
But he didn't
So the story is that
So all
You know backstage
There's a lot of people
There's paparazzi
And there's entourage
So the victim claims
That his
Entourage
His security team
His personnel
Purposefully
Separated her
From her friends
So that McGregor
Could get her alone
McGregor takes her
into a bathroom, tries to sexually assault her, and she managed to elbow him and run away.
That's her story, right?
I haven't actually read the case, but I'm just going to follow it. I'm just going to take your lead
right there. So, you know, obviously a lot of people, you know, we have heard these allegations
before about him. I kind of forget how many allegations there is. There's a couple. Look,
there's plenty of smoke. There's a baker's dozen. There's a rapist dozen right there. He's a busy bee.
He's a busy bee
A lot of pollen
Because you're like
He hasn't fought in a while
What's he?
Oh, okay, yeah
How does he get out on his aggression?
Oh, I see.
You're like, you know the way Woody Allen
is a movie a year
You're like, wow
This guy's got stamina
But so all the comments on
You know, like
Twitter or Instagram
All, you know, anywhere you go
You're seeing a lot of comments like
Yo, this bitch cap'n
This bitch cap'n
That's Deafan again
Yo, this bitch cap'n't
So they're all saying
there's not like he is
a professional fighter
one of the greatest
fighters of all time
how is this random woman
going to elbow him
to make him stop or whatever
that's again
this is all the people
the comments I'm not saying
you're winking at me
with my cock
I'm squeezing my bell
end so my urethra
I winked at you
don't tell him
Brian he's a little secret
speaking
into the mag
you little slut
so yes
that's
you know
people are saying
oh that's
this allegation's
bullshit
you'd wonder
how McGregor
is almost like
the cis
version of Ezra Miller
in a way
where it's like
don't let him here
don't let him here
you say that
McGregor wouldn't like that
but I'm saying like
it's like some these celebrities
like funny
some celebrities
okay
they're like you know
like you know
like John's and Majors
now.
Yeah.
He punches a woman
and,
a few women.
A few women, yeah.
A few times.
You're right.
A notorious serial abuser of women.
I don't know what position.
I'm taking here.
You know,
he just said he scuffed her shoes once
and she got him arrested.
And then H.R.
got involved.
My point is sometimes to hear about celebrity and it's like, you know,
it was like an instant happened and they got fired from a thing.
They're like, oh, he got fired.
You know, you know, sounds a bit weird, whatever.
Yeah.
And then sometimes you're like, wait, he killed 14 people and like, you know,
know what he decapitated Jimmy Fallon and he still he hasn't been arrested well it's a whole
legal thing you know he started the live action inspector gadget my god and Godzilla
whoa this guy yeah some people just like you must have I need to know your lawyer like
your your PR team that he like whatever you're doing a fausty impact with the dark lord
Satan it's magic because like there's this rape allegation of Manny
McGregor. I think he's still
on the ultimate fighter, which he was
filmed before this. But the fight, I think,
is still going ahead, him with Chandler.
Yeah. There hasn't, you know...
The UFC is one of those things.
The UFC is different than, you know,
if you work in Tesco,
you don't get the protection
that the UFC gives you.
You get caught,
wanking in the Frozen Isle section.
You can't get Dan O'White
to help you out, you know what I mean?
There's a press question.
conference he's a good man we all make mistakes dana please i'm one of the boys you know um yes so
yeah there the allegation doesn't seem to have made it's made like went any further than sort
of internet gossip and hearsay yeah i mean this one least got a bit more actual press like actual
newspapers recorded though that she was like i'm not pressing charges i think she a lot
Allegedly, was just going for the cash settlement straight away.
Again, Cadden's like, you know, she just want that money.
This bitch, cap'n.
Yo, she want the cheddar, bro.
This whole want the squirrel of her.
Yeah.
Please, Mr. Catton, get back to your Christy Dignam Memorial.
Yo, that bitch, cap'n.
She won't the squirrel.
I think it's not going to end until the murder involved.
I think there's going to be some spider, like me good fellas.
Some poor young lad's going to get battered by McGregor.
It's going to be like OJ, I think.
We're like, there will be some instant that like we literally cannot ignore.
And then there'd be these documentaries who's like, we all knew about it.
Yeah.
You know, everybody knew.
But we didn't think it was that bad.
Yeah.
Well, like, we were talking about McGregor.
You were talking about him on Ultimate Fighter and you said like his speech seems very affected.
It's not, it's not like crazy affected yet, but you see a decline already.
but like even like just the insanity of let's say this allegation is true so then what happened is he punched a mascot knocked him unconscious went backstage right afterwards and attempted to rape a woman with hundreds of witnesses in the vicinity yeah like if that's true you've got to imagine it's a combination of obviously coke alcohol steroids CTE his brain is a gumbo soup
McGregor, it feels like
And he's from Cromlin
For God's sake
The fucking lowbrow dog
And McGregor at the moment
Sometimes it feels like he's living
You're on Grand Teff Dotto
When you want to get five stars
And you're doing everything
You're just like robbing, smashing
ambulance and other ambulances
He thinks he just has to drive the car into the garage
Get the paint job and he drives out
And he's like, the stars go
I did it again baby
yeah, you'll do fucking
noting what? Break out
the red panties, baby, we did
it. We got the stars.
And I guarantee, by time
we record next week, we'll be like,
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe he ate the entire
baby after he fucked it to death.
I mean, I thought he was in a cutting
phase. See, that's pure carboloading.
What's he doing? He's
got Chandler in a couple of weeks.
Come on. No respect
for the sport at all
the greedy pig
gobbling up that baby
he raped to death
this is the free one
yeah yeah awesome
you get a fun with
like you know he's fighting
Michael Chandler
Michael Chandler Bing
oh yeah
think about that
oh good
don't do any with that
right
sit on that for a week
yeah yeah
save that for the free
I'll take that to the lab
you know
just like work out some bars
yo
find the beats
yeah you're working with Dr. Dre
you know
yeah yeah
So enough about that
Let's go on something different
Like this, like this, like quick round
Okay
This keeps the energy up
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And I don't feel shit this time
Okay
Sometimes when I'm talking to you
I feel shit
Yeah?
Yeah, I just don't want it to be here
You just feel dizzy
And nauseous
You're just like lying the floor
It was like, I'm tired talking to you now James
Just lying the floor and shit myself
Yeah, yeah
That's what happens when you come over here
At 1130 at night
It's like
Come on James, wake up!
We're doing it.
the podcast now
and then three minutes in you're like
what was his name
Christine McCartney
Paul or something
he wrote that film
about Cameron Diaz's
haunt on the windshield
with a singer from Aslan
Paul Feed
so another thing I watched
recently I watched with the girlfriend there
somebody feed Phil
Yeah.
Because if you walk around
Capel Street in Dublin
there's all these signs
for as seen on Netflix.
I was like,
oh, I like Netflix.
I'm a cool kid.
Yeah.
Somebody feed you,
I've heard about
and never watched it.
Have you seen much
of Phil Rosenthal?
No, I mean,
I know what he looks like.
He's the creator
of Everybody Loves Raymond
for the,
you know,
the uninitiated,
who aren't in the biz
like you and me, Brian.
So he's like a skinny
Jewish guy.
He's like,
in his 50s, right?
Kind of dorky looking.
I, I was like, I was like,
almost as an unlikable guy
goes around eating food, you know?
Yeah.
He is so unpleasant to look at.
Really?
Yeah.
He has this thing where he goes,
like, he starts off smiling,
all right?
He's like, hey, how you doing?
Huh?
And it's like, Keith smiled at you
and it's kind of psychotic looking,
like, just nodding his head.
Like, he's giving you a box
and you open it into your mother's head.
Like, you know, it's just like, this is like,
just something.
And then he's got a knife and fork.
Bon Appetit
Yeah
There's something
Like unsettling about
Like he's just so smiling
Like wow
Yeah
Huh
Like he's just
He's not very natural
It comes off as insincere
Yeah
Yeah
Or just like
Sometimes when someone's like
Very insecure
And they're putting on a thing
Of like
I'm happy
Ha ha ha
Yeah
Happy happy happy
And then they take out a gun
And shoot the secretary
You know
It's like that that vibe
So this episode
He goes to
It's meant to be Dublin
Right
All right
but he does not go just to Dublin
a few times he goes like, I went just down the
road to a place called County Cork
Yeah, well, so he starts
up in Dublin. Well, see, over in America, it's such a
big country that for them driving
two hours to a place is nothing
But for us, it's like, you know
For us, it's like Lewis and Clark
It's like, but Jesus, I have to go all your way
over there. So it's 12
minutes in the car. Yeah.
So I might not come back at all.
So just going from Dundalk to Droddy, say goodbye
to the family. You're the
the house now, Timmy.
You have to put down your mother
when you get sick, you know?
Like real man.
So he starts off in Dublin.
Like the Donner party, you know?
You're going to be eating each other.
You're on the bus there
and boss just munching on your son's femur.
He's going from Fibsper to Fingless.
So he starts off in Dublin
and he starts off in a place, I think it's called
Mother Hubbard.
It's like a Turkish, Irish place.
He's like, I'm having...
breakfast in Ireland
an Irish breakfast
Yeah, and like
the guy's like, hi Phil, here's some food
Chahalash for you
Allah
Al-Aqbar, welcome to Dublin
We don't like
everybody loves Raymond
Not in our country, we do not like
Because of the genocide
Oh, Ray
I don't think these guys
like us very much
what do we doing
what are you doing
Phil
these guys don't like
you're spitting in your food
there you know
you eating the hummus
it's not hummus
it's commas
they're jizzing in it
anyway
let him go
let me go baby
yeah yeah
sorry
but I'm forgetting that
so he's going around
and he's like
I'm in Ireland
he starts off
like
everyone says hello
everyone's friendly
and everyone's lovely
and have a clip and walk around
and there's people just go like
hi Phil
and he's like hey
it's obviously they're actors
sure yeah yeah yeah
it's like
it's like watching
like this kind of like
Disneyland version of Dublin
yeah
he's also big and like
you ever hear boxsty
did you have boxed
when you're growing up
box tea
box tea
yeah
boxed no
B-O-X-T-Y
no
okay good
it's not just
what is that
I'm like, am I a Protestant or something?
Because he was like, in Ireland, they all eat boxty.
And this is boxy here.
He's like, talking to some chefs, say, yeah, you know, I would have grown up like we'd eat boxty every day or the week here.
There must be a made-up food for Jewish people.
Maybe it's like a Dublin thing.
Yeah, maybe it's a Dublin thing, okay?
What is it exactly?
I asked our mutual friend Rooney and he knew about it.
Well, he's a, you know, he's a, he's a foodie.
He's a dab hand at the culinary arts.
and the Jews as well
He knows a lot about them
So I'm just like
Is that beans
Is that sausages
Is that pot noodle
Why is you saying
Pot noodle rug
Wait so what is boxty exactly
I think it's just like
Hash browns
Okay
But they do up nice or something
Right
Right right right
And the weirdest bit in it
It's like
I heard about this thing
They got
Called Dingle Ice Cream
So I thought
Let's check out
Dingle Ice Cream
I brought my old friend
Kevin McGaturn
So he brings Kevin McGarron along
That's pretty good
Okay to eat ice cream
He's like Kevin McGarton
He's like a topical news show
So he's basically John Stewart
And they bring in Kevin McGarren
He does not let Kevin McGarran say a single word
Oh yeah he's kind of like
Hey Kevin waiting about the ice cream
And like Kevin starts talk
He's like yes
Shut up
It's good ice cream
Yeah yeah
This is great ice cream
Isn't it Kevin
Just nod
don't fucking talk
what have you created
yeah
exactly
yeah sure up
is there a show called
everybody loves
McGarrn didn't think so
I love McGarron
I think he's a very funny man
well I tell you what
the next scene
McGarron's not there
oh so I only can only assume
McGarne is dead now
because like I don't know
what happened there
it's a very weird thing
to introduce this new character
to show
and McGarran was probably like
this is my big brick
yeah
I mean that's a pretty
big. I can stop gigging with James
Caghan. He's so
sweaty. He won't stop
sweating. Even
it doesn't matter how far away from him
I get. I can still see the sweat
glistening on his big
pork chop face.
You're the movie It Follows.
It sweats.
Man tit follows.
Yeah, he keeps
doing Hardy Books
quotes to me.
He's trying to be new salmon.
mcgarten's good though
yeah i like mcgartenreth i was annoyed me even more
in fact do you have mcgarten it's like no none of this now
yeah and then he just goes to ginnis and he's just like ginnis like
whoa a pint of ginnis
mm ginnis he never like you know like anthony bourdain
or like his food guys yeah talk about the food
and there's a passion to her and it's like this food here is made with this
they might talk about the culture of food or whatever it is all he does
this Phil guy
He's like
That's great
Yeah
Ooh
I like that
Hmm
I'd like more of that
That's the level
Right
You'd think he was
Literally brain dead
So you think there's
Something wrong with him
Like honestly
God
You think he should be put down
All right
By the state
For the sake of humanity
Yeah
And all of his earnings
Should go to Brad Garrett
Brad Garrett
Deserves it
And also like
He's like
Hey guess what
I love Ireland
so much, I married one.
And he mentions like three times
saying, I married an Irish girl.
Did he? Yeah.
Yeah. What?
Yeah, so...
This motherfucker rooster dog coming over here
taking all of our proud Irish sisters.
Man, get your Yamaka eating ass
out this motherfucking, man.
Motherfucking coming over here,
gentrifying our pussy.
Yeah, y'all, he probably jerking off
McGowan too, boy.
Get your hands off him.
Connect to that, actually speaking of Yama
there. I was watching this thing recently
there's like these black pedophile hunters
that are all Jewish
Wait
Wait hang on black pedophile hunters
That are Jewish
So you mean Jewish
Pedophile hunters that hunt black pedophiles?
No, no, no, it's confusing
They're black guys
Okay
I know, they're Jewish
And they hunt pedophiles
Mostly white pedophiles
Right
So we can all root for that
White Episcopalian paedophiles.
This sounds like the new Jordan Peel movie.
Yeah, so they'll be like, you know,
we got you, you pitiful ass.
Yeah, yeah.
Hanukkah, motherfucker.
Jesus Christ.
So he brings his wife over.
By the way, his wife is dog shit.
You know what to be mean?
No, please.
Very respectful.
Not appearance-wise.
Not appearance-wise.
Oh, okay.
I just also appearance-wise.
All right.
But more just like she's like, oh my God, yeah, I'm American,
but I'm actually Irish, yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
So what, is she, like, Boston?
Some disgusting, some disgusting pig place, all right, right, right, right.
And then just, like, bring her some, like, genecology.
What do you call it, gynecology?
Gynecology.
No, you know, they detect your DNA.
Oh, genealogy.
Genealogy, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they're like, oh, yeah, I'm looking at here.
You're great, great grandparents are from Michigan or, like, you're, like, probably
about 3%
Irish.
You're like,
now I'm 52%
Irish, yeah.
And they're like,
yeah, okay,
whatever you want.
In this day and age,
believe what you want.
I'm not going to get involved in this.
I ain't involved in this,
baby,
yeah, yeah.
White women get what you want,
all right, good luck to you.
And then he goes around
a few other places,
you know,
so I mentioned he goes to Guinness,
go down to Cork.
And in Cork,
he just literally goes to like a place
like this,
he just talks like these guys
in a pub.
Yeah.
And, you know,
they're like,
I forget now
he say something funny
they do
yeah
does he ever say anything funny
no not and now
there's something
he just talks to these regular
drunk pub guys
they're just like kind of regular
but they're just so funny
in comparison
I'm just like
ah sure I saw bullocks
he's like
what
balllocks
what is this a new
Irish dish I'm unaware of
I wouldn't mind
eating some bollocks
you fucking what
get out to this fucking pub
no you
dirty fucking who are you
Coming around here with that fucking
Phil's coming out here, Gob.
Whoa, these guys are crazy.
Yeah.
I kind of want to watch more.
I kind of watch one, like, so I'm obviously, I know Ireland.
Sure.
Barely, I don't know boxy.
I never heard of that either.
But, like, I want to see him in, like, somewhere else
so I can get, like, a better idea of, like,
maybe somewhere I don't know either.
Yeah.
But, like, I don't know how,
it's gone for six seasons on Netflix.
Netflix cancelled everything apart from Stranger Things.
Yeah.
And somebody feed.
I mean, it's probably all self-financed, you know, he's got so much money.
It's probably, he's just like, I'm filming it's anyway, Netflix, do it.
And it's probably not, it's not that expensive to make.
But also, like, those kind of, like, fucking food shows, like, you know, they really can churn
those out for next to nothing, and people watch them, fucking, you know.
Yeah.
People that think they're, like, Bourdain, you know, it's like, I smoke weed and I make
soufflés, so, you know.
I'm basically like a chef doing heroin in New York
I'm smoking weed in Monaghan
But the same thing
Oh my sexy girlfriend is also a paedophile
I'm in the concrete city of Monaghan
And
It's a concrete jungle
We're only the strong survive
Yeah
Yeah Phil like his wife isn't a paedophile
It's disgusting
Jesus
Yeah
So another thing I'm going to talk about real quick now
You know Bill Simmons
Yeah
Bill Simmons, he's kind of known
for his podcasting and
his sports journalism and
30 for 30. Yeah. And music box.
He's also known for that. There's music documentaries
on HBO. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do very well. The DMX, you know, the DMX one?
I've seen the DMX one and I've seen the Woodstock
99. He's not like
behind the camera filming DMX, you know.
He's just, you know, giving DMX
the drugs going, go on, do it, be more interesting.
He's just kind of like the overall kind of guy.
He's like he's the brand leader, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
So he sold his podcast network to Spotify
And he actually got hired by Spotify
To help with their podcasts
Wow
And he came out
He kind of blew up there recently
And it's kind of weird
How much it blew up
It's just like
Harry and Megan are such a big story
If he comment on them
You kind of become the story themselves
Yeah you get kind of drag
Like South Park
Kind of got dragged into it for a bit
Like if I jerked off
Over a picture of Prince Harry right now
Yeah
I'd be in the sun
Okay
I'd be in the sun
The Daily Mail
You know
And that's something
think about there. But you won't do it out of respect
for Charles.
Long live the king. For our king.
God save the king.
So
Bill Simmons came out there. So
Spotify, like a week ago, terminated
their $200 million
podcasting contract.
The Harry and Megan. Yeah, Harry and Megan.
They have a 200 million. No, not 200
million, surely. Maybe 100 million.
Okay. Me actually, Rogan was 100 million.
Rogan was 100 million.
I think they got the same, around the same
number is Rogan. Okay. They use Rogan's leverage
I think, yeah. Right, right. So you're going to have a whole
podcast network where it's going to be like the Megan
Markle podcast and the Prince Harry podcast, you know?
Right. Because you want to hear that, you know? Of course, yeah. Who the
fuck is still invested in that way? Well, here's interesting. So
they got a Megan Markle podcast though. It was like
six episodes. Right. And it was literally just her with like, you know,
Jamel, you know, whatever her name is. Okay. The one from the Good Place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, you know, I think she had like, you know,
Hillary Clinton. Probably Hillary Clinton.
probably Hillary Clinton
and probably like Beyonce
or something like that
I don't think she even got
Beyonce I think she got like
She wouldn't get Beyonce
Yeah
She got like Beyonce's janitor
Right yeah
She might get
Jay Z that's yeah
Oh
Careful
Careful
That's it mean
I'm sorry sorry Jay
You know
I love the way you cheat on her
Rockafella yo
Yeah so the point is
Okay
She had like a podcast
Did like six episodes
A lot of people made fun
The podcast
Even like liberal types
they're like it's very
I don't know
to look up to guests
out of interest
they're saying
it's very like
out of touch
and just kind of weird
later on
it came out
that she didn't even
interview these people
they got an intern
to interview these people
and then it's like
just edited it in
and Megan be like
wow interesting
why
why yeah yeah
so just a pure
shameless cash grab
because she obviously
she has no talent
or opinions
or an original voice
or even
she doesn't
Like, arguably, it is a somewhat unique perspective.
If she was in any way intelligent or articulate,
she could spin it in a way that she could get some, like, longevity out of this.
Like, she was behind the palace walls, but she's just so unlikable.
If she was just, like, a normal person, be like, that's a bit weird.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm just trying to get through with, oh, my God,
I can't believe the media are following me, you know, like that, all right?
Yeah.
But she's doing, like, even, like, you know, the whole Oprah thing was like,
were you silent or silenced?
Like, they talk, like, people don't talk like this.
Yeah.
They all talk like they're on Riverdale or something.
It's all dramatic and stupid.
Like, she was on that show, suits.
Every time she talks, it sounds like it was written by some fucking 23-year-old Adderall addict
who's non-binary but still lives at home,
even though they're on a six-figure salary, you know?
Sounds like a pretty sweet life, James.
That sounds awesome.
I'm jealous, of course.
I'm projecting.
you know.
So, like,
here's the guest she had on,
all right?
So,
um,
who are these people?
I've never heard it.
Oh,
uh,
Issa Ray,
I think I've heard of her.
Uh-huh.
Paris Hilton.
Oh, yeah,
no matter.
Eliza Schessinger.
Oh, yeah.
Um,
Eliza Schles Schlesinger.
Margaret Cho.
Margaret Cho.
Yeah.
Mariah Carey.
Okay.
Serena Williams.
That's not.
That's all right.
It's not, again
We're the dudes
Yeah
Where are the bros
Yo
What about
Where's Anthony Coomia
Oh here
Trevor Noah
That's it
Okay
And Judapitow
Oh they don't
Oh way to go
You pick the two gayest guys ever
Yeah
You're just jealousy
Of course
Why isn't Megan talking to me
You keep checking your emails
Like hello
I'm refreshing
Every 50
I'll do my
Ray Romano impression
but anyway the point is
so they cancelled the
Spotify contract Spotify for like
this is shit
the podcast aren't doing well
you're not recording enough
Joe's doing about
fucking nine
three hour episodes a day
you know
with RFK boy
Joe Rogan is talking
every anti-trans activist
and every
that he can get his hands on it
and you're talking to
fucking Trevor Noah for 20 minutes
and that's a day's work is it
you know
it was actually very
stressful during the
daily show. John
Stewart is a great man.
Wow, that's awesome.
Tell me more, Trevor Noah.
So then
they cancelled it and then Bill Simmons
on his podcast is like, oh my God, they're
a fucking nightmare, they're awful.
He said something very interesting. I want him
to expand on more
when he can. He said, I did a
Zoom call with Prince Harry
to discuss podcast ideas.
And he said it was the most
excruciate an hour of his life.
And he was like, this guy should be thrown to the
fucking sun. Like, get rid of this guy.
Really? I hate him. Yeah. Wow.
Yeah, he said it was like, the worst
ideas you've ever heard of. And when he can talk
about him more, he'd love to talk about more.
And I'm like, I'm so excited for this. Man, yeah.
That's pretty balzy for him to even
be so... Yeah. Because he's still connected with Spotify,
you know? And Spotify might be like,
we might like to work with these in the future,
you know? And he's just, I think he's just
had it with these guys, you know? Because in those past
to this podcast. He normally talks about basketball,
but you will kind of drop in every now and again
like, you know, oh, you know, LeBron
got bad contract to Lakers now. Kind of like, you know,
it's almost bad as that shitty Prince Harry
Buck. What a fucking
cunt. Anyway,
back to the Lakers.
Dad's mom's dead. I just wish I could
have been one of the paparazzi's that
did it. Yeah.
Anyway, who's better,
Jordan or LeBron? You know, I just
go back. Go to it.
So it was interesting
that now and like
it wasn't there
something like
Tim Dylan
Tim Dylan was
in the Daily Mail
he was
Tim Dylan
is a perfect example
he talked about
Harry and Megan
and Daily Mail
were like
beloved comedian
Tim Dylan
the Daily Mail's
favourite
Fat gay
Coke Head
who you know
has a schizophrenic
mother and
sold subprime
mortgages
has an opinion
on Megan Markle
Fat gay
cokehead
steals the hearts
of the nation
this is great
Britain
right here
there's a queen
we don't love to follow
yeah
so I can't even remember what he said
he I mean like Tim Dillon is
he's always you know openly shitting on people
but even from back when people were stupid enough
to actually you know
drink the Kool-Aid after the Oprah interview
where like people were unironically saying
she's actually a victim of persecution
like he was like
are you fucking are you high
Like, she's a fucking rich count actress from L.A.
who married a prince.
Like, you know.
At least for her, you give me, like, you know,
racism and all that, you know?
Don't look at me like that.
But when it comes to Prince Harry,
that's the thing, when people are like trying to,
like Prince Harry was like,
he suffered even worse than her, you know?
That's when it just becomes real silly.
They called him a ginger winger.
Yeah.
They made fun of this frozen todger
just because it was all frozen.
Disgusting.
Yeah.
if MLK was alive to see this
so yeah
I mean
I'm so uninterested with the
Meg and Harry thing
I think that thing
it was such a big story
like there's an industry
like you know we
there's sports reporters
and like current events reporters
and like there's guys who like
their whole job is they report on
horse racing
those guys who like
they kind of moved out of like
I only do current events
I just do Harry
Megan stories. And now the well
is dry. Now there's like
the oil is gone. Now they're like trying to
pump anything they can get out of it.
A couple of final few squirts.
And it only
appeals to that
certain demographic of real
like gutter press
fucking trash
hounds. Like they're like literally
the worst kind of
paparazzi where they're like running after
you with a camera calling you a fat
pig and saying that your dad
probably a pito just to get a reaction out of you you know what i mean like they have no morals or
ethics like and the thing is you know like there's that story recently like they tried to say they
were being stalked and followed and chased yeah by reporters but then people were like i think
their uber driver came out as like no nobody was following them it was grand i don't know what she's
on about so it's like she's trying to play the victim card but she's really stoking the flames like
guys come on keep
please chase us
if she just kept quiet
you feel sorry for her
because like daily male
was being like
you know
this mysterious dark woman
takes our beloved prince
to like that's dark okay
but she just kept
just fucking talk too much
she ruined it
yeah yeah it's so
embarrassing for him like he got
fucking hoodwinked he got
played man
because eventually I can't wait for this
like she's going to leave him
and she's going to end up
like dating some guy who plays
for like the Miami Heat
you know
the mascot for the Miami Heat
you know
and he's just like
well I've got nothing now
you'll be here
by some guys
was like
he lost half
his money
in the divorce
yeah
wow
it's like
this guy
he lost
he's got nothing man
he was a prince
and he left
everything you know
he yeah
he walked away from it all
because he thought
he was like
in love
yeah
what a dumb ass
holy shit
it's a lesson there
for the bros
he got hoodwinked
yeah
fucking
just, he needed to read
Iceberg, Slam.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she was risen him, you know?
Anyway, look, before we go, actually,
I forgot completely, you have been
getting pretty cool recently.
What?
You've been watching one of my favorite shows,
Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks.
And you've been watching Twin Peaks,
I kind of feel left out now.
Yeah.
It's kind of like, you know, when everyone pulls a train
on a girl?
Yes.
And you're on, you know, you can't get
hard. No, yeah. Okay. And then you just look at a picture
of Kyle McLaughlin. But it's too late. She's already
woken up and she's, you know, running out the door. And you're just there
with your rock hard pecker ready to go. But all the fellers
are like, hey, you snooze, you lose. Dochebeg. I actually do kind of
want to go. You've bit the bugging me. You've got me going, you know. You got
me blood flowing. I kind of want to go back and watch Twin Peaks now because you're watching it. How
far into are you? I think I'm halfway through season two. Well, James, the floor is yours. Talk about
Twin Peaks there. I mean, Twin Peaks, you know, I watched season one a few years ago, and I really loved
it, like, you know, and I love David Lynch, because he's just so weird and, you know, he has such
a distinctive style, and there's just so many things about Twin Peaks that are just, it's like all
these elements that are fused together, it shouldn't work, because it's like, it's really
like over the top melodramatic
kind of like a cheesy
soap opera but intentionally
yeah and then
they also they all watch that soap opera
exactly yeah yeah yeah so
you know with the with the big
rising music and the
oh I'm so in love with you
but then that juxtaposes the really dark
weird stuff like for network TV
yeah the incredibly dark
like sexual stuff like there's a lot of implied
stuff to get to more in the movie
Yeah, of, like, rape and incest.
Yeah.
And, you know, just even the sort of the whole, like, the high concept shit of, like, you know, demonic possession.
And he talks about sort of Buddhist philosophy and...
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's very, very funny as well.
It's a really funny show.
There's so many funny things.
Yeah, yeah.
And what I love is, like, that funniness is throughout the whole show.
Like, there's things and, like, even, like, the return and, like, you know, there's, like,
so, so funny.
Like, I
find it
hard to actually laugh
at comedies.
Like,
there's a lot of
comedies that I kind of
watch.
I'm such like,
I'm like,
disinterested like,
yeah.
Oh, yeah,
the way that kind of
links up with that,
yeah.
Oh,
like the golf ball
out of the whale.
Yeah,
yeah,
I get that,
yeah,
I was like that
and I'm like,
yeah,
cool,
whatever,
like.
Like,
I tried to,
I tried to show you,
uh,
you know,
that's my boy
and you didn't chuckle wards,
so I'm like,
oh,
vanilla ice.
but there's raping incest
in this too Brian
this is
I thought you know
it would be a nice
transition
from Twin Pigs
it's a fault of mine
I'll say that
so it's full of mine
but when I'm watching the show
like the Sopranos
or this
or like you know
when something funny
happens in this
it really gets me
I need to
I only get my laughs
a show
as they're like dramas
have a funny thing in it
that's not gets me
actually laughing laughing
yeah yeah
and Twin Pigs
is some very very funny stuff
I won't spoil it
is a thing with Michael Serra
that's very, very funny.
In the return.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm looking forward to like firewalk with me
and the return because I think...
Because you're in a doldrums right now.
Yeah, so season two,
I think I'm coming into what's known as,
you know, just the lesser...
Because David Lynch got frustrated
the network or pressure him to,
you know, you have to change it this and that.
And I can even start to see
where the network pressure is coming in
because there was a few bits where like,
They're really, like, they're really forcing him.
Like, David Lynch, his shit is very ambiguous a lot of the time.
So the whole premise is, Twin Peaks.
A girl called Laura Palmer gets murdered in, like, the first scene, basically.
And we've got to find out who he did it and why.
I think David Lynch's whole thing was like, it's about the town of Twin Peaks, really,
and the murder is as more, isn't it important as more like the kind of...
It's a vibe, yo.
Yeah, the people or, and also the whole demonic elements.
It's a very sickening thing.
that I just said. Yeah, the vibe element, yeah.
It's a vibe. Anyone who says
it's a vibe, yeah. You know what else
is a vibe? Me crushing
your larynx with my
boot.
It's a Conair quote.
Slee.
It's giving conair
vibes, guys. It's
giving Colomini.
What the fuck is this retarded
shit that these fucking mongoloids
spew out? And I'm
a fucking idiot for, you
Oh, you're just an old man.
It's like, well, I'm sorry that I have respect for the written word and the language that we speak.
And I refuse to, you know, to debase myself with your colloquial garbage, you Philistine.
Now, are you going to let me fuck you or not?
You dumb whore?
Anyway, but yeah, Twin Peaks, it's a fun show.
I'm like it a lot.
I like it a lot.
Yeah, oh, man, because I watched the thing, um, Redler,
did a good thing about Twin Peaks
and there's a few kind of good
like I was making fun of it last week even
but like there is some good stuff
for to analyze Twin Peaks and talk about it
and there's a whole kind of world
so there's Twin Peaks and the revival
in the movie but also
so Twin Peaks is the brainchild of two people
and Mark Frost is very much
the forgotten genius. Yeah yeah
like Mark Frost is a guy who kind of like
he's more responsible for like a lot
of the
the more normal elements of it
but also just the more human elements as well
a lot of the human stuff like
I don't want to say too much now
because I forget how much you watch
and all that but like
yeah
like the stuff that like
it's a half and half
and like David Lynch is very like
don't forget Mr. Frost
yeah yeah yeah
is so good in that
and Mark Frost has
he's done two books
okay
called Twin Peaks
think they're like Twin Peaks
the secret history of Twin Peaks
and like the final dossier's second book
okay there are two books
and they're all like documents from the world of Twin Peaks.
So like the diaries of Laura Palmer
and there's like, you know, reports by different FBI agents
and it really fills out things.
So it's the way it kind of works is like David Lynch is,
for lack of about word, in charge of the vibe.
Yeah, or the kind of the more kind of
the esoteric weird elements and the kind of high concept stuff.
The dreamy stuff in it.
Yeah, yeah.
Mark Frostmore interests and actual characters.
And like if this did this kind of weird high concept thing happen,
and how these characters react to it.
Exactly.
So it's almost like,
that's the fun kind of metatextual element of it.
It's like, I'm getting too excited.
Twin Peaks is,
it's about a normal town that gets weird.
Yeah.
And you can read into it in a way,
it's like it's Mark Frost meeting David Lynch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's getting weird.
And then to make it more exciting,
eventually it's just Mark Frost,
like David Lynch goes away.
Yeah.
So it's like the weirdness goes away
and then it comes back even harder.
Yeah, yeah.
As, you know, a great metaphor for life
because just when you think you're happy
and you have it all figured out
and it's all going your way
you end up naked on a bus
spitting on a child
and then it's a whole to do
oh boy
yeah
yeah but no
because this thing
like the I was talking about earlier
like the sort of intentional
mellow dramatic aspects of it
much like blue velvet
as you know
it's this sort of
picture-esque serene
mountain-top
literally perfect perfect it's absolutely you know it's it it's like something from
Madrid it's so beautiful like it's even like it's out of day even back down the
the the the bars like you like the cherry pie you know it has a real
1950s aesthetic kind of post war World War II yeah but so then it's that
sort of mixed with this really dark fucked up weird you know there's demonic
possession and incest and rape and murder and it's you know there's like you
woman with a log
Yeah, yeah
That log lady
Hey, I got a log right here
Baby
Yeah
Yeah
I'm talking about my penis
She's dead now as well
Is she
Because of you
Oh actually
Here's a fun little tidbit
Remember the wee midget guy
Yeah
The backwards talking dancing midget
You ever hear about that
Big Wild Facebook post he made
Was it he was like
Anti David Lynch
He alluded to the fact
That David Lynch
molested his own daughter
and was responsible for murdering
somebody. You know what?
David Lynch keeps getting
better and better, my friend.
Hey, I mean, I thought he was just
weird to look at, but turns
out he's goofy in the brain.
And he did a voice in the Cleveland show.
So there's a lot of stuff going on.
David Lynch did it? Yeah, he did, yeah.
It's weird the acting gigs he does.
He was in that episode of Louis.
Louis, the Cleveland show, and killing his
daughter. What a trifecta.
what a guy
his daughter
hated the Cleveland show
he's also got the
David Lynch Foundation
which all about
Transcendental Meditation
so that's the thing
he is very big
into the
you know
the spiritual
side of life
you know what I mean
so that kind of
weirdness
I think a lot of people
don't realize
that he I think
he takes a lot of
that weird stuff
a lot more literal
than people assume
he does
you know what I mean
like he's very
he's an out there dude you know
there's some people who like
they give the image like
to kind of like this weirdo
who like lives in a shack
and comes out a while to direct
a 17 hour miniseries and goes back in the woods
to tink and ponder
and stare but like
a lot of people are like you know
I'm a weirdo like a jarred little type
like I'm a weirdo but then there's like you know
just like all of us just like jerking off
and her phone and trying to smash
and they're like
hanging out and be like
what age is your sister you know like that
I just remember actually
I met somebody who met David Lynch
through the Transcendental
Meditation thing
because I went to a
TM course in Droghada
years ago
before I met you
Yeah hey man
Made me the man I am today
But no
The guy who was teaching that course
He was involved with the David Lynch Foundation
And he met him and said
He's a very nice man
I don't understand his films at all
I don't like them
but he's a pretty cool guy
I don't like cherry pie
coffee makes me sick
it gives me the poopies
I gotta go poo at my mum
yeah so
I'm very sad with a journey you're on
right now James
I'm really jealous and I would love
to go back and watch you know I'm
to be honest I might just be like
nah it's actually gay
don't like it
It'll be a little bit of me
I would kind of crumble be honest
It's fucking weird
that we imagine
It freaks me out, man.
What is that?
He's goofy looking.
Yeah, who's that big tall,
like, be queer?
Yeah, it's good.
It's too tall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cherry pie, shit.
Gies a bit of apple pie, yeah, pal.
And I want, I want a cup of tea, not coffee.
Yeah.
So right now we're there.
Lucy, the receptionist,
I like that voice, she's guys like,
Andy, Andy, you're a retard,
but I'm pregnant with your retard, baby.
Well, gee, Lucia, I didn't even think I fucked you good.
She holds up, by the way.
Yeah?
Let me show you her in their turn.
She's one of the few ones that, ironically, her and the, whatever you call it.
Kyle McLaughlin.
Her and Colin McLaughlin.
What's the name of her boyfriend or love interest?
Andy.
Yeah, they hold up, I'll show you a picture there.
Look at Laura Flynn Boyle.
She's still looking good, right?
Yeah, yeah.
She's looking, let me get a picture there.
Ignore all the cracks in my phone.
But, like, look, they're okay.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Yeah, he's got a bit of a belly now.
And yeah, he's got a bit of a silver fox thing, though.
He's actually so fuckable.
He's so fucking cool.
Here, John Hamm, George Clooney,
Duane Johnson, go kill your stuff.
Yeah, George Clooney's cousin is in Twin Peaks.
You're right, actually.
Yeah, yeah, he's very good.
He's dead, though.
They all die, don't they, Brian?
Anyway.
So, anyway, you know what I was thinking there?
We didn't talk about RFK on Rogan.
We didn't talk of RFK or the Spiderverse.
Yeah.
the spider verse gives you
And the two are connected
The spider verse gives the autism
The spider verse in the vaccine
Now we will talk about that
I'm not scared
The vaccine turned Spider-Man black
I mean
When I was growing up
No children were black Spider-Men
And they didn't have
Celiac's disease
I was telling you
Have you got to the paper he's talking about autism
He's like
They're football helmets
And they're not toilet train
Yeah man
Like I watched about half of it
And I was like, this guy, he's not going to be president.
Don't this, right, all right, I put all my chips in one basket.
Well, first of all, he sounds weird.
I'll tell you this, though, he looks good.
He does, yeah.
He's 69 years old.
Did you know that?
Did not.
Yeah, man.
He's got good taste and pussy as well.
Yeah, Cheryl Hines.
Yeah.
Sherylind's a bit of a willer, isn't it?
But, yeah, I don't know.
He's got some goofy opinions.
I think he'll be pretty easy to discredit.
People are kind of like, oh, the experts are afraid to debate him on Rogan.
I think some experts could probably take them to task pretty easily.
Even at some stage of Rogan was like, you know, wait, Wi-Fi can get into the blood-brain barrier or how?
Yeah. I don't, uh...
I thought we didn't understand it. You wouldn't ask me questions.
Uh, bald guy says what?
I'm not Brendan's shop, okay? You can't make me look like a retard.
Yeah.
Look, it's getting kind of hot.
It's hot and sticky and late.
We've done the hour there.
I'm going to be doing some heavy drinking tomorrow.
You are.
So I'm kind of going to brace myself for tomorrow.
It's going to be hard.
I'm going to go on a deep spiritual journey in the valley of Twin Peaks.
God, I kind of want to just quit everything and watch Twin Peaks.
It is like, I know what you're going to hate this now.
We will do say a vibe.
Yeah.
Sometimes it makes sense.
So like that, like days are confused.
Yes.
Uh, once upon time in Hollywood.
some movies you put on, you're kind of like,
I'm just going along for the ride, baby.
I mean, Twin Peaks more than any other show
because it's so unique
and so quintessentially
lynch, and obviously Mark Frost
is, but you know, it just really does have
that just aesthetic, just every
aspect of it, just the performances,
the production design, costume,
the music, all of it.
It's just so unique and original
and you can see
carbon copy attempts,
but, you know, it's,
they're trying too hard. This is just
like it flows very organically
and the fact that it was
mainstream network television is insane
like you know. Like
it's something that even like nowadays
because kids have Netflix and that I don't think you understand just how
safe everything was back and there
like mainstream TV I mean
obviously it was like movies and weird shit.
We're coming from a time when
you know Paul Reiser
was the craziest thing you'd find on
network you know. Mad about
you it's pretty funny i forget now but if you look up like um the listings back then what was on tv
and it's like the most generic thing ever it's like the a team twin peaks and some other shut
quantum leap it's like this is such a huge home improvement yeah anyway look uh we're over
that was spider verse and the i think i was going to say we're talking about rfk next week he might
be fucking dead but it's yeah cia job you know hopefully hopefully i mean rip rfk junior yeah yeah
I can't wait for Dave Fanning to say
what a goof ball he was
and he couldn't sing for shit
oh by the way guys
head over to the Patreon
you're going to hear some very good voices
let's say that
I won't say much now
I did voices
even this guy did it
and they were pretty good
they were racist and defensive
I spent so much time in the mirror
naked practicing
all right
goodbye
