Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 199 : Dave Fanning in Twin Peaks

Episode Date: June 24, 2023

Bill Simmons and Dave Fanning, what more do ya need you darn d hole....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ah, that's a bit much Did I... Yeah, I'm cutting that out. Probably for the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not page, you. And we're back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:09 We're back. Respect to Lizzo, she's a queen. We had to take a minute there. We got a bit too flagrant with Lizzo, you know? Yeah. And I went off. We watched six hours of Lizzo videos. We're back.
Starting point is 00:00:21 She's a queen now. We love her, yeah, yeah. But Cormick McCarthy's dead. But Lizzo's alive. That's all the matters. Exactly, yeah. And Chrissy Dignam from Aslan. So you were telling me he got molested and he was an alcoholic, apparently?
Starting point is 00:00:33 Heroin addict. Oh, that's not too bad, then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's not too bad, is it? I thought he was a boozer, but no, I was just on the gear. I thought he was on the gin and tonics, like a madman. So the thing is, with Asland, they're like local heroes. They're from Fingless, I believe.
Starting point is 00:00:48 They got very big in the 80s, but they kind of never had that crossover, mainstream thing outside of Ireland. They had an opportunity to get signed and blow up in America. but people say that it crumbled because of Christy Dignam's heroin addiction So was Christy Dignam doing heroin all the time or was he recovering? I get him and Shane McGowan mixed up and the guy who directed
Starting point is 00:01:14 This is England That's Shane Meadows I get them all mixed They're all in heroin That's all I know They're just working class Brian Nah they're all junkies No Christy Dignam
Starting point is 00:01:27 There was like a pretty good RTE documentary about him The joint debt documentary That's about Shane McGowan Okay right Jesus Christ Take it back You know what
Starting point is 00:01:38 It's my parts that get cut out Can you believe that folks He's allowed to go Oh is that a little documentary About Shane McGarwin Yes Brian Yes it was No so Christy Vignam
Starting point is 00:01:51 He talked like his 80s Coke was very big in the 80s So he would talk about Everyone would be doing coke all night But then you couldn't get to sleep so we do the heroin just to bring him down again and he just got really addicted to the heroin obviously because it's so addictive but
Starting point is 00:02:06 he was like a sexual abuse survivor he tells this story like Kevin Smith a little worse than Kevin Smith if you could believe that did he direct clerks he was Christy Dignam and Silent Bob
Starting point is 00:02:20 yes that's very stupid no it's okay but yeah so Chrissy Dignam said his neighbor took him into his house tied him to a chair with his shoelaces and molested him. Oh my God. Yeah, pretty fucked up, like pretty grim. But, uh, so yeah,
Starting point is 00:02:37 they kind of, his heroin addiction was really bad now. And then he obviously came out. Then they, he left Aslan. He tried to go solo, but he could never really get it together. Then he went back to Aslan. He got clean and sober. Has he got like a long history of music? Or was he like living off, like, is there like loads of albums and solo albums?
Starting point is 00:02:57 No, to be honest, Aslan, like, they have, they've put out a good few albums, but they're, like, how long was Aslan to get her for, originally? Originally, maybe, like, probably five or six years, maybe. No, probably closer to 10 years. I'm not as well versed in them as, like, you know, I'm just trying to get a general picture. I'm not going to be like, uh, James. Yeah, yeah. Wrong. So they kind of, they got big. I, of all people can't be like, that's wrong, James. Yeah. So they got big and then, you know, they kind of, you know, it was very much they went to America to make it, but it all fell apart,
Starting point is 00:03:32 then they broke up, but then they got back together, but the thing is, they only ever kind of gigged around Ireland, mostly, and Europe, they never really got that cross, they never did the U-2 thing, you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, I don't think they maybe would have had the
Starting point is 00:03:48 ability to do it. I'm not like a big fucking music aficionado. He still could have made a bit money. They could afford the mortgage, you know? They've got a couple of really great songs, like the two big ones in particular are this is and crazy world now those are two big hits yeah there's a huge
Starting point is 00:04:06 even I a literate man like myself Phyllis Stein such as yourself but yeah so he now Chrissy Dignam has been terminally ill for years you know he kind of very courageously battled cancer and you know he was a he was a real kind of like
Starting point is 00:04:23 working class hero he did the foundry in Carlo yeah I mean like if you can do that you can do like they were kind of they were work horses man they gigged all over the contrary like caught to it so he died he died very sad yeah uh why is dave fanning going after him now well he wasn't even going after him dave fanning is just i heard dave fanning like went after his kids with a brick a verbal brick he's not gonna protect you with this crazy world anymore he's cunts and just flinging bricks at him yes dogs i hear dave fanning attacked the miami mask but so like
Starting point is 00:05:02 Dave Fanning he's like his whole thing he sort of like who's a good like Tony Wilson yeah in England right so Tony Wilson was just always adjacent to like big like British bands
Starting point is 00:05:16 he was never a musician but you know he was he was a critic and he reviewed bands so Dave Fanon is the Irish equivalent he sort of back in the day he was the one that kind of got the new cool hip bands on the radio or whatever
Starting point is 00:05:30 kind of like what's his name that pedo from the BBC John Peel you have to bet the pedo from the BBC just that one there's only one just that one the rest is the big misunderstanding yeah so Dave Fanning he was on you know the Claire Burns show they were like so just share some memories
Starting point is 00:05:48 of Christie Dave Fanning goes on this thing is like look the thing is they were they were never as good as people say they were people said I've seen better front men than Christie well you know I've seen plenty of better he wasn't as good as people say they never made it because he blew it because of his drug abuse and then he said oh because I was abused
Starting point is 00:06:09 are you sure about that Christy are you sure you're not just using that as a get out of like it was really distasteful and just like the day after he died it's an odd choice to make it was man like I I you know I saw people going off about it on Twitter and then I was like fuck it I'm just going to listen this It's only like a five-minute bit of the interview. And yeah, it is. Like, I can definitely see why people were annoyed.
Starting point is 00:06:35 It was just, it, he just did not read the room at all. And here's the thing. I've noticed this over and over again. And when something like this happens, I always keep an eye out because this is something that, like, you can't really, it's a sad thing, all right? Same with, like, there was a other case in the past. Like, there's one case, not straight a few years ago.
Starting point is 00:06:55 This woman, she was a comedian, actually. She got murdered. and there's another thing where like this is an NFL player like he had a heart attack recently oh yeah like different things happen so it's something that you can't really get angry at anyone so like the girl that got murdered like the like don't think they found out who did it or you know or like or like like 9-11 or something like that you know it's like things get you know no one knows what happened it might mean a plane who knows okay the point is keep going back to 9-11 i don't know why that's stuck in my memory i think it's some annoying americans on my tour today so i just
Starting point is 00:07:24 taking with 9-11 a lot to calm me down or it. So back to this girl got murdered in Australia. So they couldn't find who did it and people were just angry
Starting point is 00:07:32 and then there was like some guys on the radio made like some dumb joke about it and then all the anger gets put on these guys. And same with like when that NFL player at the heart attack.
Starting point is 00:07:42 You can't really get angry at his heart. No. But there was some guy Skip Bayliss made some kind of like offhand comment that was a little bit you could interpret
Starting point is 00:07:51 as being offensive about how the game's more important than a player, you know? Right. And then everyone just put all their anger and hatred onto him. Yeah, projecting. Same with Dave Fanning. This is a very sad case where this guy got molested, you know.
Starting point is 00:08:03 It's almost like, in a way, Dave Fanning is like Jesus Christ. We're like he's dying. He'd like that. Yeah, he's dying for our sins in a way. We can project all our anger on the Dave Fanning. And we just like sacrifice him like the movie Wickerman. Yes. And then we're happy.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Yeah. I'm on board with that. Yeah. But here's the thing. It's just the emotion. Like, you know that kind of gay thing people say where like, you know, football, for lads we can get our emotions out
Starting point is 00:08:26 no never heard that yeah I'm glad you did yeah yeah yeah no I have heard that it's like it's a that's the only time it's acceptable for a man to cry
Starting point is 00:08:35 you know yeah so let's say like your wife died yeah and um but Arsenal are up two nil no but I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:08:43 let's say your wife died and Arsenal are gonna win but there's a VAR like a decision and Arsenal don't get the goal and you're like you fucking can't oh this is unfair
Starting point is 00:08:53 it's not a really about Arsenal. It's about that dead wife of yours. Sure. It's unfair because your wife's dead and Arsenal are losing. Yeah, yeah. I think I had a point there. In fairness, you know, Mendie did kill his wife, so, you know.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Mendi doesn't play for Arsenal, I know. Mendy didn't kill his wife either. But anyway, but the thing is, Dave Fanning, he's a music critic, all right? So even for him, the day after Christie dies, to be like, I didn't think he was a great singer, and I think he kind of blew it because of his
Starting point is 00:09:24 drug addiction, that's kind of, I mean, that's pretty bad already. But then to call into question his, you know, his like, you know, being sexually abused as a child, that's like, that's like, that's like, if he just said he was no good, and we were making fun of it, like, he probably made fun being abused as well, you know, that's like us, like, yes and thing situation. He just did it himself. Yeah, exactly. Like, that's like the worst thing I could think of in my cuckoo loco brain. the sick, depraved mind of O'Toole. That's right.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I like Slipknot. I like Slipknot and mind of mensie. I'm a bro. But the fact that he literally said that, it's almost like, there's nowhere he can go from that. No.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Unless he, like, literally like, unless he dug up the graves like a piss on the body, I don't know how you could be more offensive. Yeah, yeah. But I like to see him try. But he came out.
Starting point is 00:10:21 He, like, apologized. And the thing about Deer Fanon is, he's sort of known for being a very kind of arrogant, condescending, pretentious douchebag, you know? Yeah. Like, he knows music. He's got a good eye for talent.
Starting point is 00:10:34 But he really does come across as really, like, condescending and talking down. Like, he has very old school Southside Dublin D4 vibes, you know what I mean? It's like, look, I was there back in the 80s, you know, I saw you two play their fourth gig. I got goshed off in the Jacks and I smoked some hash. I'm basically
Starting point is 00:10:55 the founder of Rolling Stone magazine. You know, he's really got that vibe, you know? So he's an easy guy to hate on. He makes it very easy. But this is like he just took it to a whole other level there, so you know.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Anyway, we'll move on from that there because it'll feel sad. But RIP to Christie and to Cormick McCarthy. I do respect writers and heroin addicts. The two very much go hand in hand as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just, we'll talk about McGregor in a second Real quick, we'll talk about the Trump indictment
Starting point is 00:11:28 Oh, just real quick, because it is like, it's funny, it's big news in a way, but a lot of the times these things don't actually mean anything. No, yeah. Like, he's been indicted before for the Stormy Daniels thing. Doesn't really mean anything. Yeah, but... His fans aren't going to be like, wait a minute, oh,
Starting point is 00:11:44 he had sex with a woman. Yeah, yeah. All his gay fans are disgust of it. But, like, I'm just saying, like, So he's got a doubt again now for having boxes of secret evidence, secret files. Like documents that he took from the White House or the Pentagon or whatever. Some people are saying, even people at the right are saying like this could actually really hurt him way more. Like Stormy Daniels thing, a lot of lads are like, hey, bro, hey.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Yeah, yeah. Nice. Yeah, I mean, not if they're looking at recent pictures of Stormy Daniels. Hey, she's no Riley Reid, but come on. Hey, Mr. Preston, we all have her bad days, you know. yeah yeah uh but so but this case like to him spin it where it's like he's putting lives americans lives in danger you know he's like he's got the secret files he was showing them to kid rock and mike thysson you know he probably was that's the thing
Starting point is 00:12:36 kid rock there was like a interview going around is like so i was there with trump and i was like dude should you be showing me he did he's just showing like a diagram the pentagon were to keep the aliens and kid rock's like those galians they drink a bud yeah but I tell you what it's funny so I've been watching a lot of Tucker Carlson I like going on Tucker and seeing his point of view now and it's interesting because Tucker he definitely is courting the Trump fans still
Starting point is 00:13:08 he's not going to go against Trump yeah because the Trump fans love Tucker that's his demographic exactly so I love seeing the way he spins things it's actually kind of impressive it's almost like you know when you watch someone lie let's say you know someone who's cheating on his girlfriend and you watch him
Starting point is 00:13:23 lie to his girlfriend to her face and it's like the lies are so stupid and he's convincingly selling the lie you're always like God damn
Starting point is 00:13:32 this guy is such a piece of shit I'm impressed oh yeah me and Brian were fishing yeah Brian's like a manly man of those fishing I'm like
Starting point is 00:13:40 God damn it he's trying this and she believes it she thinks I go fishing Jesus Christ but anyway my point was so Tucker this week
Starting point is 00:13:50 has taken attacked that he's completely ignored the whole indictment thing and he's focusing on John Cusack The actor? Yes Oh so John Cusack was saying that Fox News should be banned
Starting point is 00:14:05 Oh right? Yeah and he's like Okay great so John Cusack Hollywood, Holly weird You know wants to ban the news You can't get any news now Because of John Cusack Great Was he defending Fox so Fox fired
Starting point is 00:14:21 him. Obviously, it's not the Fox thing. It's just to drum up some, like, hey, John Cusack, remember him? Yeah. He's just as bad as Trump. Yeah, Jesus, John Cusack, I mean, that's a weird. That's a weird one, isn't it? Yeah. I was like, this must be a joke, but that's literally
Starting point is 00:14:37 the way Tucker went right there. So he's on he's just on Twitter now, right? He's on Twitter, but Fox's trying to shut him down, though, because they're saying it's a breach of contracts. Right, yeah. Because he's still broadcasting. He's, like, on broadcast on Twitter, not on a network. Yeah, surely he's, I mean, I mean, it's basically like
Starting point is 00:14:53 he's vlogging, you know? I'm not, I'm team Tucker, you know me, okay? I'm standing up for his rights right there. Right, right. Yeah, I'm walking around with a gun just in case someone disrespects Tucker ever, you know? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:06 But, um... You're going to be busy, it's Pride month, so you'll have your work cut out for you, you know? Oh, and again, we'll talk about McGregor real quick. With the plus people, I have all these plus people. And McGregor, then... Yes. Craziness.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Yes, mad. Disrespecting a mascot. He was acting a mother flipping fool, Brian. So even just like, so... God, this guy had a busy evening, didn't he? Makes me realize how boring I am. God, I'm vanilla. You're to sit on your phone one for an hour and be like,
Starting point is 00:15:35 I waste a whole hour of my life. What could I have done? I didn't put your mascot or rape a woman in the bathroom. So I remember like, allegedly, remember this the free one? Oh yeah, allegedly. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to piss off McGregor. Yeah, well, people, a lot of people are, uh,
Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah, well, the thing is like, Ireland is very strict libel laws. Yeah. So if you rape a woman in Ireland, you're grand. But if you rape a woman, I'm just, you know, I'm punching up or down or something, you know, like that. I'm bunching. Yeah, but if you rape a woman in a fucking Miami heat game, you know, that's a problem. That is noticeable. And they have different libel laws in America.
Starting point is 00:16:14 What's the timeline? Did he do this allegedly before or after punching the mascot? After, yeah. After. So he punched the mascot twice And that wasn't enough So he had to go He thought he would come
Starting point is 00:16:25 But he didn't So the story is that So all You know backstage There's a lot of people There's paparazzi And there's entourage So the victim claims
Starting point is 00:16:36 That his Entourage His security team His personnel Purposefully Separated her From her friends So that McGregor
Starting point is 00:16:47 Could get her alone McGregor takes her into a bathroom, tries to sexually assault her, and she managed to elbow him and run away. That's her story, right? I haven't actually read the case, but I'm just going to follow it. I'm just going to take your lead right there. So, you know, obviously a lot of people, you know, we have heard these allegations before about him. I kind of forget how many allegations there is. There's a couple. Look, there's plenty of smoke. There's a baker's dozen. There's a rapist dozen right there. He's a busy bee.
Starting point is 00:17:18 He's a busy bee A lot of pollen Because you're like He hasn't fought in a while What's he? Oh, okay, yeah How does he get out on his aggression? Oh, I see.
Starting point is 00:17:28 You're like, you know the way Woody Allen is a movie a year You're like, wow This guy's got stamina But so all the comments on You know, like Twitter or Instagram All, you know, anywhere you go
Starting point is 00:17:39 You're seeing a lot of comments like Yo, this bitch cap'n This bitch cap'n That's Deafan again Yo, this bitch cap'n't So they're all saying there's not like he is a professional fighter
Starting point is 00:17:51 one of the greatest fighters of all time how is this random woman going to elbow him to make him stop or whatever that's again this is all the people the comments I'm not saying
Starting point is 00:18:04 you're winking at me with my cock I'm squeezing my bell end so my urethra I winked at you don't tell him Brian he's a little secret speaking
Starting point is 00:18:18 into the mag you little slut so yes that's you know people are saying oh that's this allegation's
Starting point is 00:18:27 bullshit you'd wonder how McGregor is almost like the cis version of Ezra Miller in a way where it's like
Starting point is 00:18:35 don't let him here don't let him here you say that McGregor wouldn't like that but I'm saying like it's like some these celebrities like funny some celebrities
Starting point is 00:18:44 okay they're like you know like you know like John's and Majors now. Yeah. He punches a woman and,
Starting point is 00:18:51 a few women. A few women, yeah. A few times. You're right. A notorious serial abuser of women. I don't know what position. I'm taking here. You know,
Starting point is 00:18:59 he just said he scuffed her shoes once and she got him arrested. And then H.R. got involved. My point is sometimes to hear about celebrity and it's like, you know, it was like an instant happened and they got fired from a thing. They're like, oh, he got fired. You know, you know, sounds a bit weird, whatever.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Yeah. And then sometimes you're like, wait, he killed 14 people and like, you know, know what he decapitated Jimmy Fallon and he still he hasn't been arrested well it's a whole legal thing you know he started the live action inspector gadget my god and Godzilla whoa this guy yeah some people just like you must have I need to know your lawyer like your your PR team that he like whatever you're doing a fausty impact with the dark lord Satan it's magic because like there's this rape allegation of Manny McGregor. I think he's still
Starting point is 00:19:50 on the ultimate fighter, which he was filmed before this. But the fight, I think, is still going ahead, him with Chandler. Yeah. There hasn't, you know... The UFC is one of those things. The UFC is different than, you know, if you work in Tesco, you don't get the protection
Starting point is 00:20:06 that the UFC gives you. You get caught, wanking in the Frozen Isle section. You can't get Dan O'White to help you out, you know what I mean? There's a press question. conference he's a good man we all make mistakes dana please i'm one of the boys you know um yes so yeah there the allegation doesn't seem to have made it's made like went any further than sort
Starting point is 00:20:37 of internet gossip and hearsay yeah i mean this one least got a bit more actual press like actual newspapers recorded though that she was like i'm not pressing charges i think she a lot Allegedly, was just going for the cash settlement straight away. Again, Cadden's like, you know, she just want that money. This bitch, cap'n. Yo, she want the cheddar, bro. This whole want the squirrel of her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Please, Mr. Catton, get back to your Christy Dignam Memorial. Yo, that bitch, cap'n. She won't the squirrel. I think it's not going to end until the murder involved. I think there's going to be some spider, like me good fellas. Some poor young lad's going to get battered by McGregor. It's going to be like OJ, I think. We're like, there will be some instant that like we literally cannot ignore.
Starting point is 00:21:27 And then there'd be these documentaries who's like, we all knew about it. Yeah. You know, everybody knew. But we didn't think it was that bad. Yeah. Well, like, we were talking about McGregor. You were talking about him on Ultimate Fighter and you said like his speech seems very affected. It's not, it's not like crazy affected yet, but you see a decline already.
Starting point is 00:21:47 but like even like just the insanity of let's say this allegation is true so then what happened is he punched a mascot knocked him unconscious went backstage right afterwards and attempted to rape a woman with hundreds of witnesses in the vicinity yeah like if that's true you've got to imagine it's a combination of obviously coke alcohol steroids CTE his brain is a gumbo soup McGregor, it feels like And he's from Cromlin For God's sake The fucking lowbrow dog And McGregor at the moment Sometimes it feels like he's living You're on Grand Teff Dotto
Starting point is 00:22:30 When you want to get five stars And you're doing everything You're just like robbing, smashing ambulance and other ambulances He thinks he just has to drive the car into the garage Get the paint job and he drives out And he's like, the stars go I did it again baby
Starting point is 00:22:47 yeah, you'll do fucking noting what? Break out the red panties, baby, we did it. We got the stars. And I guarantee, by time we record next week, we'll be like, Jesus Christ. I can't believe he ate the entire
Starting point is 00:23:03 baby after he fucked it to death. I mean, I thought he was in a cutting phase. See, that's pure carboloading. What's he doing? He's got Chandler in a couple of weeks. Come on. No respect for the sport at all the greedy pig
Starting point is 00:23:20 gobbling up that baby he raped to death this is the free one yeah yeah awesome you get a fun with like you know he's fighting Michael Chandler Michael Chandler Bing
Starting point is 00:23:31 oh yeah think about that oh good don't do any with that right sit on that for a week yeah yeah save that for the free
Starting point is 00:23:38 I'll take that to the lab you know just like work out some bars yo find the beats yeah you're working with Dr. Dre you know yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:23:47 So enough about that Let's go on something different Like this, like this, like quick round Okay This keeps the energy up Yeah, yeah, yeah And I don't feel shit this time Okay
Starting point is 00:23:56 Sometimes when I'm talking to you I feel shit Yeah? Yeah, I just don't want it to be here You just feel dizzy And nauseous You're just like lying the floor It was like, I'm tired talking to you now James
Starting point is 00:24:08 Just lying the floor and shit myself Yeah, yeah That's what happens when you come over here At 1130 at night It's like Come on James, wake up! We're doing it. the podcast now
Starting point is 00:24:18 and then three minutes in you're like what was his name Christine McCartney Paul or something he wrote that film about Cameron Diaz's haunt on the windshield with a singer from Aslan
Starting point is 00:24:35 Paul Feed so another thing I watched recently I watched with the girlfriend there somebody feed Phil Yeah. Because if you walk around Capel Street in Dublin there's all these signs
Starting point is 00:24:50 for as seen on Netflix. I was like, oh, I like Netflix. I'm a cool kid. Yeah. Somebody feed you, I've heard about and never watched it.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Have you seen much of Phil Rosenthal? No, I mean, I know what he looks like. He's the creator of Everybody Loves Raymond for the, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:06 the uninitiated, who aren't in the biz like you and me, Brian. So he's like a skinny Jewish guy. He's like, in his 50s, right? Kind of dorky looking.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I, I was like, I was like, almost as an unlikable guy goes around eating food, you know? Yeah. He is so unpleasant to look at. Really? Yeah. He has this thing where he goes,
Starting point is 00:25:29 like, he starts off smiling, all right? He's like, hey, how you doing? Huh? And it's like, Keith smiled at you and it's kind of psychotic looking, like, just nodding his head. Like, he's giving you a box
Starting point is 00:25:40 and you open it into your mother's head. Like, you know, it's just like, this is like, just something. And then he's got a knife and fork. Bon Appetit Yeah There's something Like unsettling about
Starting point is 00:25:49 Like he's just so smiling Like wow Yeah Huh Like he's just He's not very natural It comes off as insincere Yeah
Starting point is 00:25:58 Yeah Or just like Sometimes when someone's like Very insecure And they're putting on a thing Of like I'm happy Ha ha ha
Starting point is 00:26:04 Yeah Happy happy happy And then they take out a gun And shoot the secretary You know It's like that that vibe So this episode He goes to
Starting point is 00:26:12 It's meant to be Dublin Right All right but he does not go just to Dublin a few times he goes like, I went just down the road to a place called County Cork Yeah, well, so he starts up in Dublin. Well, see, over in America, it's such a
Starting point is 00:26:25 big country that for them driving two hours to a place is nothing But for us, it's like, you know For us, it's like Lewis and Clark It's like, but Jesus, I have to go all your way over there. So it's 12 minutes in the car. Yeah. So I might not come back at all.
Starting point is 00:26:40 So just going from Dundalk to Droddy, say goodbye to the family. You're the the house now, Timmy. You have to put down your mother when you get sick, you know? Like real man. So he starts off in Dublin. Like the Donner party, you know?
Starting point is 00:26:55 You're going to be eating each other. You're on the bus there and boss just munching on your son's femur. He's going from Fibsper to Fingless. So he starts off in Dublin and he starts off in a place, I think it's called Mother Hubbard. It's like a Turkish, Irish place.
Starting point is 00:27:13 He's like, I'm having... breakfast in Ireland an Irish breakfast Yeah, and like the guy's like, hi Phil, here's some food Chahalash for you Allah Al-Aqbar, welcome to Dublin
Starting point is 00:27:28 We don't like everybody loves Raymond Not in our country, we do not like Because of the genocide Oh, Ray I don't think these guys like us very much what do we doing
Starting point is 00:27:46 what are you doing Phil these guys don't like you're spitting in your food there you know you eating the hummus it's not hummus it's commas
Starting point is 00:27:57 they're jizzing in it anyway let him go let me go baby yeah yeah sorry but I'm forgetting that so he's going around
Starting point is 00:28:10 and he's like I'm in Ireland he starts off like everyone says hello everyone's friendly and everyone's lovely and have a clip and walk around
Starting point is 00:28:20 and there's people just go like hi Phil and he's like hey it's obviously they're actors sure yeah yeah yeah it's like it's like watching like this kind of like
Starting point is 00:28:30 Disneyland version of Dublin yeah he's also big and like you ever hear boxsty did you have boxed when you're growing up box tea box tea
Starting point is 00:28:37 yeah boxed no B-O-X-T-Y no okay good it's not just what is that I'm like, am I a Protestant or something?
Starting point is 00:28:45 Because he was like, in Ireland, they all eat boxty. And this is boxy here. He's like, talking to some chefs, say, yeah, you know, I would have grown up like we'd eat boxty every day or the week here. There must be a made-up food for Jewish people. Maybe it's like a Dublin thing. Yeah, maybe it's a Dublin thing, okay? What is it exactly? I asked our mutual friend Rooney and he knew about it.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Well, he's a, you know, he's a, he's a foodie. He's a dab hand at the culinary arts. and the Jews as well He knows a lot about them So I'm just like Is that beans Is that sausages Is that pot noodle
Starting point is 00:29:21 Why is you saying Pot noodle rug Wait so what is boxty exactly I think it's just like Hash browns Okay But they do up nice or something Right
Starting point is 00:29:31 Right right right And the weirdest bit in it It's like I heard about this thing They got Called Dingle Ice Cream So I thought Let's check out
Starting point is 00:29:39 Dingle Ice Cream I brought my old friend Kevin McGaturn So he brings Kevin McGarron along That's pretty good Okay to eat ice cream He's like Kevin McGarton He's like a topical news show
Starting point is 00:29:52 So he's basically John Stewart And they bring in Kevin McGarren He does not let Kevin McGarran say a single word Oh yeah he's kind of like Hey Kevin waiting about the ice cream And like Kevin starts talk He's like yes Shut up
Starting point is 00:30:05 It's good ice cream Yeah yeah This is great ice cream Isn't it Kevin Just nod don't fucking talk what have you created yeah
Starting point is 00:30:17 exactly yeah sure up is there a show called everybody loves McGarrn didn't think so I love McGarron I think he's a very funny man well I tell you what
Starting point is 00:30:28 the next scene McGarron's not there oh so I only can only assume McGarne is dead now because like I don't know what happened there it's a very weird thing to introduce this new character
Starting point is 00:30:38 to show and McGarran was probably like this is my big brick yeah I mean that's a pretty big. I can stop gigging with James Caghan. He's so sweaty. He won't stop
Starting point is 00:30:48 sweating. Even it doesn't matter how far away from him I get. I can still see the sweat glistening on his big pork chop face. You're the movie It Follows. It sweats. Man tit follows.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Yeah, he keeps doing Hardy Books quotes to me. He's trying to be new salmon. mcgarten's good though yeah i like mcgartenreth i was annoyed me even more in fact do you have mcgarten it's like no none of this now yeah and then he just goes to ginnis and he's just like ginnis like
Starting point is 00:31:25 whoa a pint of ginnis mm ginnis he never like you know like anthony bourdain or like his food guys yeah talk about the food and there's a passion to her and it's like this food here is made with this they might talk about the culture of food or whatever it is all he does this Phil guy He's like That's great
Starting point is 00:31:44 Yeah Ooh I like that Hmm I'd like more of that That's the level Right You'd think he was
Starting point is 00:31:52 Literally brain dead So you think there's Something wrong with him Like honestly God You think he should be put down All right By the state
Starting point is 00:31:58 For the sake of humanity Yeah And all of his earnings Should go to Brad Garrett Brad Garrett Deserves it And also like He's like
Starting point is 00:32:10 Hey guess what I love Ireland so much, I married one. And he mentions like three times saying, I married an Irish girl. Did he? Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah, so...
Starting point is 00:32:19 This motherfucker rooster dog coming over here taking all of our proud Irish sisters. Man, get your Yamaka eating ass out this motherfucking, man. Motherfucking coming over here, gentrifying our pussy. Yeah, y'all, he probably jerking off McGowan too, boy.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Get your hands off him. Connect to that, actually speaking of Yama there. I was watching this thing recently there's like these black pedophile hunters that are all Jewish Wait Wait hang on black pedophile hunters That are Jewish
Starting point is 00:32:55 So you mean Jewish Pedophile hunters that hunt black pedophiles? No, no, no, it's confusing They're black guys Okay I know, they're Jewish And they hunt pedophiles Mostly white pedophiles
Starting point is 00:33:09 Right So we can all root for that White Episcopalian paedophiles. This sounds like the new Jordan Peel movie. Yeah, so they'll be like, you know, we got you, you pitiful ass. Yeah, yeah. Hanukkah, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Jesus Christ. So he brings his wife over. By the way, his wife is dog shit. You know what to be mean? No, please. Very respectful. Not appearance-wise. Not appearance-wise.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Oh, okay. I just also appearance-wise. All right. But more just like she's like, oh my God, yeah, I'm American, but I'm actually Irish, yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha. So what, is she, like, Boston? Some disgusting, some disgusting pig place, all right, right, right, right. And then just, like, bring her some, like, genecology.
Starting point is 00:33:55 What do you call it, gynecology? Gynecology. No, you know, they detect your DNA. Oh, genealogy. Genealogy, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, oh, yeah, I'm looking at here. You're great, great grandparents are from Michigan or, like, you're, like, probably
Starting point is 00:34:09 about 3% Irish. You're like, now I'm 52% Irish, yeah. And they're like, yeah, okay, whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:34:17 In this day and age, believe what you want. I'm not going to get involved in this. I ain't involved in this, baby, yeah, yeah. White women get what you want, all right, good luck to you.
Starting point is 00:34:27 And then he goes around a few other places, you know, so I mentioned he goes to Guinness, go down to Cork. And in Cork, he just literally goes to like a place like this,
Starting point is 00:34:35 he just talks like these guys in a pub. Yeah. And, you know, they're like, I forget now he say something funny they do
Starting point is 00:34:45 yeah does he ever say anything funny no not and now there's something he just talks to these regular drunk pub guys they're just like kind of regular but they're just so funny
Starting point is 00:34:53 in comparison I'm just like ah sure I saw bullocks he's like what balllocks what is this a new Irish dish I'm unaware of
Starting point is 00:35:02 I wouldn't mind eating some bollocks you fucking what get out to this fucking pub no you dirty fucking who are you Coming around here with that fucking Phil's coming out here, Gob.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Whoa, these guys are crazy. Yeah. I kind of want to watch more. I kind of watch one, like, so I'm obviously, I know Ireland. Sure. Barely, I don't know boxy. I never heard of that either. But, like, I want to see him in, like, somewhere else
Starting point is 00:35:26 so I can get, like, a better idea of, like, maybe somewhere I don't know either. Yeah. But, like, I don't know how, it's gone for six seasons on Netflix. Netflix cancelled everything apart from Stranger Things. Yeah. And somebody feed.
Starting point is 00:35:39 I mean, it's probably all self-financed, you know, he's got so much money. It's probably, he's just like, I'm filming it's anyway, Netflix, do it. And it's probably not, it's not that expensive to make. But also, like, those kind of, like, fucking food shows, like, you know, they really can churn those out for next to nothing, and people watch them, fucking, you know. Yeah. People that think they're, like, Bourdain, you know, it's like, I smoke weed and I make soufflés, so, you know.
Starting point is 00:36:08 I'm basically like a chef doing heroin in New York I'm smoking weed in Monaghan But the same thing Oh my sexy girlfriend is also a paedophile I'm in the concrete city of Monaghan And It's a concrete jungle We're only the strong survive
Starting point is 00:36:25 Yeah Yeah Phil like his wife isn't a paedophile It's disgusting Jesus Yeah So another thing I'm going to talk about real quick now You know Bill Simmons Yeah
Starting point is 00:36:37 Bill Simmons, he's kind of known for his podcasting and his sports journalism and 30 for 30. Yeah. And music box. He's also known for that. There's music documentaries on HBO. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do very well. The DMX, you know, the DMX one? I've seen the DMX one and I've seen the Woodstock
Starting point is 00:36:53 99. He's not like behind the camera filming DMX, you know. He's just, you know, giving DMX the drugs going, go on, do it, be more interesting. He's just kind of like the overall kind of guy. He's like he's the brand leader, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. So he sold his podcast network to Spotify
Starting point is 00:37:10 And he actually got hired by Spotify To help with their podcasts Wow And he came out He kind of blew up there recently And it's kind of weird How much it blew up It's just like
Starting point is 00:37:19 Harry and Megan are such a big story If he comment on them You kind of become the story themselves Yeah you get kind of drag Like South Park Kind of got dragged into it for a bit Like if I jerked off Over a picture of Prince Harry right now
Starting point is 00:37:31 Yeah I'd be in the sun Okay I'd be in the sun The Daily Mail You know And that's something think about there. But you won't do it out of respect
Starting point is 00:37:39 for Charles. Long live the king. For our king. God save the king. So Bill Simmons came out there. So Spotify, like a week ago, terminated their $200 million podcasting contract.
Starting point is 00:37:55 The Harry and Megan. Yeah, Harry and Megan. They have a 200 million. No, not 200 million, surely. Maybe 100 million. Okay. Me actually, Rogan was 100 million. Rogan was 100 million. I think they got the same, around the same number is Rogan. Okay. They use Rogan's leverage I think, yeah. Right, right. So you're going to have a whole
Starting point is 00:38:11 podcast network where it's going to be like the Megan Markle podcast and the Prince Harry podcast, you know? Right. Because you want to hear that, you know? Of course, yeah. Who the fuck is still invested in that way? Well, here's interesting. So they got a Megan Markle podcast though. It was like six episodes. Right. And it was literally just her with like, you know, Jamel, you know, whatever her name is. Okay. The one from the Good Place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, you know, I think she had like, you know,
Starting point is 00:38:35 Hillary Clinton. Probably Hillary Clinton. probably Hillary Clinton and probably like Beyonce or something like that I don't think she even got Beyonce I think she got like She wouldn't get Beyonce Yeah
Starting point is 00:38:42 She got like Beyonce's janitor Right yeah She might get Jay Z that's yeah Oh Careful Careful That's it mean
Starting point is 00:38:52 I'm sorry sorry Jay You know I love the way you cheat on her Rockafella yo Yeah so the point is Okay She had like a podcast Did like six episodes
Starting point is 00:39:01 A lot of people made fun The podcast Even like liberal types they're like it's very I don't know to look up to guests out of interest they're saying
Starting point is 00:39:09 it's very like out of touch and just kind of weird later on it came out that she didn't even interview these people they got an intern
Starting point is 00:39:16 to interview these people and then it's like just edited it in and Megan be like wow interesting why why yeah yeah so just a pure
Starting point is 00:39:26 shameless cash grab because she obviously she has no talent or opinions or an original voice or even she doesn't Like, arguably, it is a somewhat unique perspective.
Starting point is 00:39:38 If she was in any way intelligent or articulate, she could spin it in a way that she could get some, like, longevity out of this. Like, she was behind the palace walls, but she's just so unlikable. If she was just, like, a normal person, be like, that's a bit weird. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm just trying to get through with, oh, my God, I can't believe the media are following me, you know, like that, all right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:59 But she's doing, like, even, like, you know, the whole Oprah thing was like, were you silent or silenced? Like, they talk, like, people don't talk like this. Yeah. They all talk like they're on Riverdale or something. It's all dramatic and stupid. Like, she was on that show, suits. Every time she talks, it sounds like it was written by some fucking 23-year-old Adderall addict
Starting point is 00:40:21 who's non-binary but still lives at home, even though they're on a six-figure salary, you know? Sounds like a pretty sweet life, James. That sounds awesome. I'm jealous, of course. I'm projecting. you know. So, like,
Starting point is 00:40:33 here's the guest she had on, all right? So, um, who are these people? I've never heard it. Oh, uh,
Starting point is 00:40:43 Issa Ray, I think I've heard of her. Uh-huh. Paris Hilton. Oh, yeah, no matter. Eliza Schessinger. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Um, Eliza Schles Schlesinger. Margaret Cho. Margaret Cho. Yeah. Mariah Carey. Okay. Serena Williams.
Starting point is 00:41:00 That's not. That's all right. It's not, again We're the dudes Yeah Where are the bros Yo What about
Starting point is 00:41:07 Where's Anthony Coomia Oh here Trevor Noah That's it Okay And Judapitow Oh they don't Oh way to go
Starting point is 00:41:16 You pick the two gayest guys ever Yeah You're just jealousy Of course Why isn't Megan talking to me You keep checking your emails Like hello I'm refreshing
Starting point is 00:41:27 Every 50 I'll do my Ray Romano impression but anyway the point is so they cancelled the Spotify contract Spotify for like this is shit the podcast aren't doing well
Starting point is 00:41:39 you're not recording enough Joe's doing about fucking nine three hour episodes a day you know with RFK boy Joe Rogan is talking every anti-trans activist
Starting point is 00:41:51 and every that he can get his hands on it and you're talking to fucking Trevor Noah for 20 minutes and that's a day's work is it you know it was actually very stressful during the
Starting point is 00:42:03 daily show. John Stewart is a great man. Wow, that's awesome. Tell me more, Trevor Noah. So then they cancelled it and then Bill Simmons on his podcast is like, oh my God, they're a fucking nightmare, they're awful.
Starting point is 00:42:19 He said something very interesting. I want him to expand on more when he can. He said, I did a Zoom call with Prince Harry to discuss podcast ideas. And he said it was the most excruciate an hour of his life. And he was like, this guy should be thrown to the
Starting point is 00:42:35 fucking sun. Like, get rid of this guy. Really? I hate him. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, he said it was like, the worst ideas you've ever heard of. And when he can talk about him more, he'd love to talk about more. And I'm like, I'm so excited for this. Man, yeah. That's pretty balzy for him to even be so... Yeah. Because he's still connected with Spotify,
Starting point is 00:42:51 you know? And Spotify might be like, we might like to work with these in the future, you know? And he's just, I think he's just had it with these guys, you know? Because in those past to this podcast. He normally talks about basketball, but you will kind of drop in every now and again like, you know, oh, you know, LeBron got bad contract to Lakers now. Kind of like, you know,
Starting point is 00:43:08 it's almost bad as that shitty Prince Harry Buck. What a fucking cunt. Anyway, back to the Lakers. Dad's mom's dead. I just wish I could have been one of the paparazzi's that did it. Yeah. Anyway, who's better,
Starting point is 00:43:24 Jordan or LeBron? You know, I just go back. Go to it. So it was interesting that now and like it wasn't there something like Tim Dylan Tim Dylan was
Starting point is 00:43:33 in the Daily Mail he was Tim Dylan is a perfect example he talked about Harry and Megan and Daily Mail were like
Starting point is 00:43:39 beloved comedian Tim Dylan the Daily Mail's favourite Fat gay Coke Head who you know has a schizophrenic
Starting point is 00:43:47 mother and sold subprime mortgages has an opinion on Megan Markle Fat gay cokehead steals the hearts
Starting point is 00:43:55 of the nation this is great Britain right here there's a queen we don't love to follow yeah so I can't even remember what he said
Starting point is 00:44:06 he I mean like Tim Dillon is he's always you know openly shitting on people but even from back when people were stupid enough to actually you know drink the Kool-Aid after the Oprah interview where like people were unironically saying she's actually a victim of persecution like he was like
Starting point is 00:44:26 are you fucking are you high Like, she's a fucking rich count actress from L.A. who married a prince. Like, you know. At least for her, you give me, like, you know, racism and all that, you know? Don't look at me like that. But when it comes to Prince Harry,
Starting point is 00:44:42 that's the thing, when people are like trying to, like Prince Harry was like, he suffered even worse than her, you know? That's when it just becomes real silly. They called him a ginger winger. Yeah. They made fun of this frozen todger just because it was all frozen.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Disgusting. Yeah. if MLK was alive to see this so yeah I mean I'm so uninterested with the Meg and Harry thing I think that thing
Starting point is 00:45:09 it was such a big story like there's an industry like you know we there's sports reporters and like current events reporters and like there's guys who like their whole job is they report on horse racing
Starting point is 00:45:21 those guys who like they kind of moved out of like I only do current events I just do Harry Megan stories. And now the well is dry. Now there's like the oil is gone. Now they're like trying to pump anything they can get out of it.
Starting point is 00:45:34 A couple of final few squirts. And it only appeals to that certain demographic of real like gutter press fucking trash hounds. Like they're like literally the worst kind of
Starting point is 00:45:50 paparazzi where they're like running after you with a camera calling you a fat pig and saying that your dad probably a pito just to get a reaction out of you you know what i mean like they have no morals or ethics like and the thing is you know like there's that story recently like they tried to say they were being stalked and followed and chased yeah by reporters but then people were like i think their uber driver came out as like no nobody was following them it was grand i don't know what she's on about so it's like she's trying to play the victim card but she's really stoking the flames like
Starting point is 00:46:25 guys come on keep please chase us if she just kept quiet you feel sorry for her because like daily male was being like you know this mysterious dark woman
Starting point is 00:46:35 takes our beloved prince to like that's dark okay but she just kept just fucking talk too much she ruined it yeah yeah it's so embarrassing for him like he got fucking hoodwinked he got
Starting point is 00:46:47 played man because eventually I can't wait for this like she's going to leave him and she's going to end up like dating some guy who plays for like the Miami Heat you know the mascot for the Miami Heat
Starting point is 00:46:58 you know and he's just like well I've got nothing now you'll be here by some guys was like he lost half his money
Starting point is 00:47:04 in the divorce yeah wow it's like this guy he lost he's got nothing man he was a prince
Starting point is 00:47:11 and he left everything you know he yeah he walked away from it all because he thought he was like in love yeah
Starting point is 00:47:18 what a dumb ass holy shit it's a lesson there for the bros he got hoodwinked yeah fucking just, he needed to read
Starting point is 00:47:27 Iceberg, Slam. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was risen him, you know? Anyway, look, before we go, actually, I forgot completely, you have been getting pretty cool recently. What? You've been watching one of my favorite shows,
Starting point is 00:47:43 Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks. And you've been watching Twin Peaks, I kind of feel left out now. Yeah. It's kind of like, you know, when everyone pulls a train on a girl? Yes. And you're on, you know, you can't get
Starting point is 00:47:54 hard. No, yeah. Okay. And then you just look at a picture of Kyle McLaughlin. But it's too late. She's already woken up and she's, you know, running out the door. And you're just there with your rock hard pecker ready to go. But all the fellers are like, hey, you snooze, you lose. Dochebeg. I actually do kind of want to go. You've bit the bugging me. You've got me going, you know. You got me blood flowing. I kind of want to go back and watch Twin Peaks now because you're watching it. How far into are you? I think I'm halfway through season two. Well, James, the floor is yours. Talk about
Starting point is 00:48:31 Twin Peaks there. I mean, Twin Peaks, you know, I watched season one a few years ago, and I really loved it, like, you know, and I love David Lynch, because he's just so weird and, you know, he has such a distinctive style, and there's just so many things about Twin Peaks that are just, it's like all these elements that are fused together, it shouldn't work, because it's like, it's really like over the top melodramatic kind of like a cheesy soap opera but intentionally yeah and then
Starting point is 00:49:02 they also they all watch that soap opera exactly yeah yeah yeah so you know with the with the big rising music and the oh I'm so in love with you but then that juxtaposes the really dark weird stuff like for network TV yeah the incredibly dark
Starting point is 00:49:19 like sexual stuff like there's a lot of implied stuff to get to more in the movie Yeah, of, like, rape and incest. Yeah. And, you know, just even the sort of the whole, like, the high concept shit of, like, you know, demonic possession. And he talks about sort of Buddhist philosophy and... Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:38 And it's very, very funny as well. It's a really funny show. There's so many funny things. Yeah, yeah. And what I love is, like, that funniness is throughout the whole show. Like, there's things and, like, even, like, the return and, like, you know, there's, like, so, so funny. Like, I
Starting point is 00:49:56 find it hard to actually laugh at comedies. Like, there's a lot of comedies that I kind of watch. I'm such like,
Starting point is 00:50:02 I'm like, disinterested like, yeah. Oh, yeah, the way that kind of links up with that, yeah. Oh,
Starting point is 00:50:07 like the golf ball out of the whale. Yeah, yeah, I get that, yeah, I was like that and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:50:11 yeah, cool, whatever, like. Like, I tried to, I tried to show you, uh,
Starting point is 00:50:15 you know, that's my boy and you didn't chuckle wards, so I'm like, oh, vanilla ice. but there's raping incest in this too Brian
Starting point is 00:50:23 this is I thought you know it would be a nice transition from Twin Pigs it's a fault of mine I'll say that so it's full of mine
Starting point is 00:50:30 but when I'm watching the show like the Sopranos or this or like you know when something funny happens in this it really gets me I need to
Starting point is 00:50:40 I only get my laughs a show as they're like dramas have a funny thing in it that's not gets me actually laughing laughing yeah yeah and Twin Pigs
Starting point is 00:50:47 is some very very funny stuff I won't spoil it is a thing with Michael Serra that's very, very funny. In the return. Yeah, yeah. I'm looking forward to like firewalk with me and the return because I think...
Starting point is 00:50:59 Because you're in a doldrums right now. Yeah, so season two, I think I'm coming into what's known as, you know, just the lesser... Because David Lynch got frustrated the network or pressure him to, you know, you have to change it this and that. And I can even start to see
Starting point is 00:51:16 where the network pressure is coming in because there was a few bits where like, They're really, like, they're really forcing him. Like, David Lynch, his shit is very ambiguous a lot of the time. So the whole premise is, Twin Peaks. A girl called Laura Palmer gets murdered in, like, the first scene, basically. And we've got to find out who he did it and why. I think David Lynch's whole thing was like, it's about the town of Twin Peaks, really,
Starting point is 00:51:40 and the murder is as more, isn't it important as more like the kind of... It's a vibe, yo. Yeah, the people or, and also the whole demonic elements. It's a very sickening thing. that I just said. Yeah, the vibe element, yeah. It's a vibe. Anyone who says it's a vibe, yeah. You know what else is a vibe? Me crushing
Starting point is 00:51:58 your larynx with my boot. It's a Conair quote. Slee. It's giving conair vibes, guys. It's giving Colomini. What the fuck is this retarded
Starting point is 00:52:14 shit that these fucking mongoloids spew out? And I'm a fucking idiot for, you Oh, you're just an old man. It's like, well, I'm sorry that I have respect for the written word and the language that we speak. And I refuse to, you know, to debase myself with your colloquial garbage, you Philistine. Now, are you going to let me fuck you or not? You dumb whore?
Starting point is 00:52:43 Anyway, but yeah, Twin Peaks, it's a fun show. I'm like it a lot. I like it a lot. Yeah, oh, man, because I watched the thing, um, Redler, did a good thing about Twin Peaks and there's a few kind of good like I was making fun of it last week even but like there is some good stuff
Starting point is 00:52:57 for to analyze Twin Peaks and talk about it and there's a whole kind of world so there's Twin Peaks and the revival in the movie but also so Twin Peaks is the brainchild of two people and Mark Frost is very much the forgotten genius. Yeah yeah like Mark Frost is a guy who kind of like
Starting point is 00:53:14 he's more responsible for like a lot of the the more normal elements of it but also just the more human elements as well a lot of the human stuff like I don't want to say too much now because I forget how much you watch and all that but like
Starting point is 00:53:27 yeah like the stuff that like it's a half and half and like David Lynch is very like don't forget Mr. Frost yeah yeah yeah is so good in that and Mark Frost has
Starting point is 00:53:39 he's done two books okay called Twin Peaks think they're like Twin Peaks the secret history of Twin Peaks and like the final dossier's second book okay there are two books and they're all like documents from the world of Twin Peaks.
Starting point is 00:53:52 So like the diaries of Laura Palmer and there's like, you know, reports by different FBI agents and it really fills out things. So it's the way it kind of works is like David Lynch is, for lack of about word, in charge of the vibe. Yeah, or the kind of the more kind of the esoteric weird elements and the kind of high concept stuff. The dreamy stuff in it.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Yeah, yeah. Mark Frostmore interests and actual characters. And like if this did this kind of weird high concept thing happen, and how these characters react to it. Exactly. So it's almost like, that's the fun kind of metatextual element of it. It's like, I'm getting too excited.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Twin Peaks is, it's about a normal town that gets weird. Yeah. And you can read into it in a way, it's like it's Mark Frost meeting David Lynch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's getting weird. And then to make it more exciting,
Starting point is 00:54:38 eventually it's just Mark Frost, like David Lynch goes away. Yeah. So it's like the weirdness goes away and then it comes back even harder. Yeah, yeah. As, you know, a great metaphor for life because just when you think you're happy
Starting point is 00:54:51 and you have it all figured out and it's all going your way you end up naked on a bus spitting on a child and then it's a whole to do oh boy yeah yeah but no
Starting point is 00:55:04 because this thing like the I was talking about earlier like the sort of intentional mellow dramatic aspects of it much like blue velvet as you know it's this sort of picture-esque serene
Starting point is 00:55:18 mountain-top literally perfect perfect it's absolutely you know it's it it's like something from Madrid it's so beautiful like it's even like it's out of day even back down the the the the bars like you like the cherry pie you know it has a real 1950s aesthetic kind of post war World War II yeah but so then it's that sort of mixed with this really dark fucked up weird you know there's demonic possession and incest and rape and murder and it's you know there's like you woman with a log
Starting point is 00:55:49 Yeah, yeah That log lady Hey, I got a log right here Baby Yeah Yeah I'm talking about my penis She's dead now as well
Starting point is 00:55:59 Is she Because of you Oh actually Here's a fun little tidbit Remember the wee midget guy Yeah The backwards talking dancing midget You ever hear about that
Starting point is 00:56:09 Big Wild Facebook post he made Was it he was like Anti David Lynch He alluded to the fact That David Lynch molested his own daughter and was responsible for murdering somebody. You know what?
Starting point is 00:56:23 David Lynch keeps getting better and better, my friend. Hey, I mean, I thought he was just weird to look at, but turns out he's goofy in the brain. And he did a voice in the Cleveland show. So there's a lot of stuff going on. David Lynch did it? Yeah, he did, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:37 It's weird the acting gigs he does. He was in that episode of Louis. Louis, the Cleveland show, and killing his daughter. What a trifecta. what a guy his daughter hated the Cleveland show he's also got the
Starting point is 00:56:51 David Lynch Foundation which all about Transcendental Meditation so that's the thing he is very big into the you know the spiritual
Starting point is 00:57:02 side of life you know what I mean so that kind of weirdness I think a lot of people don't realize that he I think he takes a lot of
Starting point is 00:57:10 that weird stuff a lot more literal than people assume he does you know what I mean like he's very he's an out there dude you know there's some people who like
Starting point is 00:57:19 they give the image like to kind of like this weirdo who like lives in a shack and comes out a while to direct a 17 hour miniseries and goes back in the woods to tink and ponder and stare but like a lot of people are like you know
Starting point is 00:57:33 I'm a weirdo like a jarred little type like I'm a weirdo but then there's like you know just like all of us just like jerking off and her phone and trying to smash and they're like hanging out and be like what age is your sister you know like that I just remember actually
Starting point is 00:57:47 I met somebody who met David Lynch through the Transcendental Meditation thing because I went to a TM course in Droghada years ago before I met you Yeah hey man
Starting point is 00:58:02 Made me the man I am today But no The guy who was teaching that course He was involved with the David Lynch Foundation And he met him and said He's a very nice man I don't understand his films at all I don't like them
Starting point is 00:58:15 but he's a pretty cool guy I don't like cherry pie coffee makes me sick it gives me the poopies I gotta go poo at my mum yeah so I'm very sad with a journey you're on right now James
Starting point is 00:58:31 I'm really jealous and I would love to go back and watch you know I'm to be honest I might just be like nah it's actually gay don't like it It'll be a little bit of me I would kind of crumble be honest It's fucking weird
Starting point is 00:58:44 that we imagine It freaks me out, man. What is that? He's goofy looking. Yeah, who's that big tall, like, be queer? Yeah, it's good. It's too tall.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cherry pie, shit. Gies a bit of apple pie, yeah, pal. And I want, I want a cup of tea, not coffee. Yeah. So right now we're there. Lucy, the receptionist, I like that voice, she's guys like,
Starting point is 00:59:10 Andy, Andy, you're a retard, but I'm pregnant with your retard, baby. Well, gee, Lucia, I didn't even think I fucked you good. She holds up, by the way. Yeah? Let me show you her in their turn. She's one of the few ones that, ironically, her and the, whatever you call it. Kyle McLaughlin.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Her and Colin McLaughlin. What's the name of her boyfriend or love interest? Andy. Yeah, they hold up, I'll show you a picture there. Look at Laura Flynn Boyle. She's still looking good, right? Yeah, yeah. She's looking, let me get a picture there.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Ignore all the cracks in my phone. But, like, look, they're okay. Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, he's got a bit of a belly now. And yeah, he's got a bit of a silver fox thing, though. He's actually so fuckable. He's so fucking cool. Here, John Hamm, George Clooney,
Starting point is 00:59:56 Duane Johnson, go kill your stuff. Yeah, George Clooney's cousin is in Twin Peaks. You're right, actually. Yeah, yeah, he's very good. He's dead, though. They all die, don't they, Brian? Anyway. So, anyway, you know what I was thinking there?
Starting point is 01:00:09 We didn't talk about RFK on Rogan. We didn't talk of RFK or the Spiderverse. Yeah. the spider verse gives you And the two are connected The spider verse gives the autism The spider verse in the vaccine Now we will talk about that
Starting point is 01:00:23 I'm not scared The vaccine turned Spider-Man black I mean When I was growing up No children were black Spider-Men And they didn't have Celiac's disease I was telling you
Starting point is 01:00:37 Have you got to the paper he's talking about autism He's like They're football helmets And they're not toilet train Yeah man Like I watched about half of it And I was like, this guy, he's not going to be president. Don't this, right, all right, I put all my chips in one basket.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Well, first of all, he sounds weird. I'll tell you this, though, he looks good. He does, yeah. He's 69 years old. Did you know that? Did not. Yeah, man. He's got good taste and pussy as well.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Yeah, Cheryl Hines. Yeah. Sherylind's a bit of a willer, isn't it? But, yeah, I don't know. He's got some goofy opinions. I think he'll be pretty easy to discredit. People are kind of like, oh, the experts are afraid to debate him on Rogan. I think some experts could probably take them to task pretty easily.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Even at some stage of Rogan was like, you know, wait, Wi-Fi can get into the blood-brain barrier or how? Yeah. I don't, uh... I thought we didn't understand it. You wouldn't ask me questions. Uh, bald guy says what? I'm not Brendan's shop, okay? You can't make me look like a retard. Yeah. Look, it's getting kind of hot. It's hot and sticky and late.
Starting point is 01:01:48 We've done the hour there. I'm going to be doing some heavy drinking tomorrow. You are. So I'm kind of going to brace myself for tomorrow. It's going to be hard. I'm going to go on a deep spiritual journey in the valley of Twin Peaks. God, I kind of want to just quit everything and watch Twin Peaks. It is like, I know what you're going to hate this now.
Starting point is 01:02:07 We will do say a vibe. Yeah. Sometimes it makes sense. So like that, like days are confused. Yes. Uh, once upon time in Hollywood. some movies you put on, you're kind of like, I'm just going along for the ride, baby.
Starting point is 01:02:17 I mean, Twin Peaks more than any other show because it's so unique and so quintessentially lynch, and obviously Mark Frost is, but you know, it just really does have that just aesthetic, just every aspect of it, just the performances, the production design, costume,
Starting point is 01:02:34 the music, all of it. It's just so unique and original and you can see carbon copy attempts, but, you know, it's, they're trying too hard. This is just like it flows very organically and the fact that it was
Starting point is 01:02:49 mainstream network television is insane like you know. Like it's something that even like nowadays because kids have Netflix and that I don't think you understand just how safe everything was back and there like mainstream TV I mean obviously it was like movies and weird shit. We're coming from a time when
Starting point is 01:03:07 you know Paul Reiser was the craziest thing you'd find on network you know. Mad about you it's pretty funny i forget now but if you look up like um the listings back then what was on tv and it's like the most generic thing ever it's like the a team twin peaks and some other shut quantum leap it's like this is such a huge home improvement yeah anyway look uh we're over that was spider verse and the i think i was going to say we're talking about rfk next week he might be fucking dead but it's yeah cia job you know hopefully hopefully i mean rip rfk junior yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:03:43 I can't wait for Dave Fanning to say what a goof ball he was and he couldn't sing for shit oh by the way guys head over to the Patreon you're going to hear some very good voices let's say that I won't say much now
Starting point is 01:03:56 I did voices even this guy did it and they were pretty good they were racist and defensive I spent so much time in the mirror naked practicing all right goodbye

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