Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 2 : Festivals

Episode Date: August 1, 2018

Festival Talk

Ashes to ashes and funk to funky. We know Major Tom's a junkie. Strong up on heavens high. Hitting in all time low. Then like go to the A's like, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-and like purple. If you're listening, you're... Thank you for that, Brian O'Toole.

Brian just found out David Bowie died, so he's not handling it very well. You're the fucking hacks who are like, I guess the space man's gone to space. I think something original, you cunt. Anyway, welcome to Brian and James fuck each other. It's in the podcast second episode. Episode two.

Yeah, the softmoor. What's that phrase? It's difficult sophomore slump. Yes, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It's like some weird porn. Sophomore slump. Yeah. God, the chemistry is awful.

Okay, my name is Brian O'Toole. I'm with James Cadden. Hello. And today we're going to talk about festivals. Festivals. Yeah, because we've been to a few festivals. We have.

And I'm going to talk about the only one of being together, which is Vantastable. Ah. James, what is Vantastafel and how do you end up doing it?

Van Tastafel is a music festival that happens in Drahada every year. Aiden Shields, who runs a juice box comedy and the spirit story. Great man. Shout to Aiden Shields. Shout out to Aidan. Good lad.

We love Aidan. He was organising the comedy. He has two kids. He does have two kids with two different women. But no judgment here, Aiden. he's a beautiful man he's spreading his scene

but he runs the comedy stage in Vantastopol he asked me to do it on the Sunday night I agreed but he gave me a free tickets so we showed up but then he asked me to do Saturday and Sunday and two great gigs it was fantastic

it was a very fun I missed the first night I wish I'd seen you when you were a bit I'd say you're a bit fucked oh I was hammered yeah I was shit-faced the whole time and just like smoking weed so I missed that because I was in Colkenny doing a gig I was drunk in another festival What lies we live

The Kilkenny Cat's Festival The Kilkenny Cat laughs That's it, yeah I was there I was in part of the actual festival I was like kind of doing a thing off to the side Like a fringy kind of thing Yeah

And then me and a few of my friends We kind of like talked our way into like the I'd say VIP section But it's mostly the comedians The important comedians at one side And a lot of people who just snucked them way in Like in the heart So like a lot of the

A lot of just people you don't talk to there Like Trogloidats Yeah and then the first night, because I was there two nights, the first night I got so drunk, I don't know what I was doing or saying. I don't remember this now. Apparently I was talking like his second captain's

you know, second captain is like it's a popular podcast about football, uh, sports. It's a sporting show, right? Okay. It's on the radio and they have their own podcast. I'm not familiar, but go on. Yeah, because you're not a man. I'm not a man, that's true. But anyway, apparently it was, first night I was talking to them, I don't have any memory. So the second night I went up and was like, hey man, was I, was I talking you guys? Because I think, I feel like,

a bit of fear. I feel like I've seen my bad shit to you. Yeah, yeah. And then one guy was like, oh yeah you were seeing like really weird shit you kept saying the Jews control the media and I was like what but I don't he's like yeah he just wouldn't show up out

he just kept saying they control the media and I was like that's not like me at all and he's like am I joking with you so it's fun like so those are actually his beliefs that the Jews run them well they do but you're not supposed to say it out loud um they don't run RT and that's why RT's shit

exactly we need some Jews on RT I've been saying that for you we need more Jews that's right I went to a big Jewish phase just off topic there, I went through a big Jewish phase and I was younger. Did you have the curls and stuff? No, I went to a yarmulka for Christmas. A yamaca, yeah, the hats. Yeah, probably because I was like into Woody Allen

and, you know, Philip Roth? Yes, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm kind of like that's big into like that kind of year. Well, I think it's best to say that you're, you're a fan of Woody Allen's work as opposed to him as a man. I like what he's done. He's got some extracurricular activities that one might frown upon

allegedly. But he found his adopted daughter. I mean, that's a lot of squares got from no judgements here and in front of each other anyway so that's what I was doing like the first day in when you were in Van Paso

the first day in Saturday I was in Kukenny then I got up there and I felt like I missed a lot because you guys it was you and a few of your friends like you were all like kind of shook

that's true well it's important to say I went up with a filming crew some friends of mine Kieran Dahlin and co uh they were filming but they were more off their face than i was they were going mental and it was insane like you know i'll not get into the specifics of it because i don't want to

they're mental and we won't say like what substances yes there were substances a few vitamins and such yeah yeah but you could be anything like that's true vitamin k uh you know those fish tablets yeah omega three six and nine or sniffing them yeah just before i went on stage on the Saturday and I drank so much and eaten so little I was just like you know when you just drank so much and there's nothing in your stomach it just all project so I was just projectile vomiting backstage

and one of the cam what and she like literally as they were calling my name I was vomiting profusely and one of the cameramen Wayne Kenny shout out the way and he was like man are you sure you can go on I'll tell them that and I was like now the show must go on wiping the vomit from my mouth

and stubble up and it was one of the best gigs I ever did it was amazing it was fantastic That's the proper Amy Winehouse, your dad's like... Come on, Amy, do it for daddy. The show must go up. Oh, God, that's great. Yeah, yeah. I was so hammered, but it was great.

And there were actually kids there, like, because there was a family-friendly festival. There were kids in the front role while I was doing a bit about incest porn. And the mother of the children came in, grabbed the children, and ran out. And I screamed at them. I said, right? I said, yes, run away from the bad man.

I was such a drunk in mass, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. I haven't done enough shows drunk. I think that would really help my career. I do a lot of shows drunk. One comedian once referred to me as Chris Farley after he died. I know who you're talking about. We know who you are.

Accurate. Accurate indeed, yes. Yes. But, yeah, I just, I like to drink. I did the exact opposite, where I got there on a Sunday, and you were all, I was trying to catch up. Yeah. So I missed timed. I took a.

a yoke Somali Somali You were rolling, bro Yeah No way Yeah Drugs I'm talking about

So I took some molly From our beat neck listeners I missed timed it And I started coming up Before I was supposed Do the gig Really? Yeah

And so they called me And I was proper like Trip of balls No not really I think I was so The nervous Maybe nervousness Or like

Maybe my professionalism Was fighting back I think what it is And it's kind of similar to where I'm going from. When you take the stage, there's a certain mindset or adrenaline that kicks in that overrides kind of everything. So you're sort of going to the zone, as they say. Well, I always taught that if you took your oaks on stage, you'd be really like,

oh, how are you getting on? Yeah, yeah. But I was the exact opposite. I was really, like, just saying, like, kind of reading off a script, my material, but being very intense about the whole thing. Okay. At least that's how I felt. And, yeah, I remember you being on stage, but it was, I kind of.

I couldn't tell you that you were like... I think that's because it was concentrating so hard. I'm not like... So, like, I felt like... Like, an actor who's drunk, but he's still, like, reading his... I see. So you're more reciting the... Yeah, yeah. And I was really... And it was kind of going all right, and it was one bit where...

I also felt like a real, like, I was going, saying everything really fast. I talk fast anyway, like... Yeah, yeah. So I felt like... It wasn't even control. It was coming out before I could think of what I was saying or think, like, is this the right thing? Yeah. So, like, I think I said something that fucked up a punch. line and I got a bit lost for a second. Oh, yes, yeah.

And I didn't know what to say next. And the pause felt like 10 hours, but really just like a second. And I taught it getting on my side. So I went like, I remember actually a little bit of crowdwork before that. I didn't really do a crowdwork. I was like, where are you from? And you're like, Port Leach. And I was like, yeah, Port Leach, yeah.

Yeah. And like, I'm kind of chewing like, yeah, part leash. Your jaw swinging. Port leash, yeah. So then I was like, oh, I'm losing them. Oh, no, I'll get them on my side. I went like, anyone else here. on yokes and my

hell of tot he'd be like a yeah but instead they looked at me and it's disgust yeah this is a music festival rugs at a music festival no drugs allowed yeah and then I just plowed on

and eventually won him over and had a bit about a rap song at the end the poem yeah I read out poem at the end you know like people like poem so I kind of won them back on that yeah yeah and then I got off but like I don't really remember exactly yeah it's just like a car crash. Well, I remember you later that night and you were

fuck. What was like that fuck? You were really bad, man. Not bad, but you were like, you could tell. I mean, your jaw was just swinging. I get in a real wandering phase. Yes. Every time I turned around, you were gone and I was just like, I think, I don't know why. I'm always like, there might be something better happening. Yeah. And no offence down else, but like in my head there's some like mad party that's just around the corner. Sure, yeah. I remember I nearly got battered actually that night. Is that right? I kept fought, I fell over and, like, like touched the guy's head.

Not even like real, I didn't even press down it. I kind of like went like just to steady myself, touch his head. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, instead of like move my hands straight away, I kind of like rubbed his, it rubbed his scalp. Massaged his head. I kind of like, like, a real like kind of like rubbing a dog like that.

And he was like, what the fuck? And I was like, oh, uh, and his friend's like, man, he's fucked leaving V. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, sorry. And I kind of walked up. But I literally just walked around the circle, right? And the space of a minute,

walked around a circle, fell. and this seems so fake in my head and, like, did it do in purpose? But I don't think I did. Fell the same way and touched his head again. And did the same like, ugh, rubbed it, rubbed it. Yeah. What was his reaction? He properly stood up like. Yeah. And his friends

had to get a show like, stop it, man, stop. He's like, I was like, oh, I was like, oh, what you got? That's me. Crazy O2. I'm sure you've seen my work on stage. I've done the cat laughs. And I woke up. I woke up next day then and you dole.

I think you either gone or... Yeah, we kind of all... We all packed up early and left because everybody was just so fucked. You get that stage where I just like, I want to lean. I personally hate fucking camping in the tent. I hate it. I hate sleeping in a tent. It's shit.

And you have to be, or at least I have to be just completely fucked before I can lose consciousness. And you only get like broken sleep because it's so loud. Shit keeps waking you up every like 20 minutes. I was smart enough where I said, I want to get some good sleep here. so I downed like I think like I think got like two and a half can something like that

just downed it real quick and then this passed out like in the car I just like to run into a wall and then knock myself high just like I know he said Mick is it Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger yeah it's Mick Jagger yeah yeah either weird brain tinger it's Rick Jagger you know Rick Jagger you know Rick Jagger of the Rolling Boulders

yeah you're living the rock star like just running to walls Yeah, yeah. So that's the only festival we've done together. Today, that's the only festival I've ever performed. I was about to say hopefully you get more. But I think if people listen to this, like, these guys shouldn't do that.

These guys aren't professional at all. But here, look, it doesn't matter how fucked I'll be, I'll always do the gig. I used to remember another thing. Money in the bank. I'll get fucked on a record. Speaking of your Winehouse, you ever see it in her documentary that last, the performance she did near the end? I think it was in Helsinki or something like that and she's all fucked and she's like, what stumbled around with hugging people.

Yeah, yeah. I'd love to do that. In a big, like, the tree arena, like opening for someone like Chappelle and just get so fucked I ruined the whole show. That's your dream. I actually would love to do that and have him shouting at me and I just get sick.

Man, ran at all! Motherfuck! Sorry, that's just racist. What I did, you can't... No, that's... I apologize. I love Dave Chappelle and his work. He is, he is one there. I have nothing but respect for people of colour and God, how did we get into this?

Uh-oh, I'm doing an opi and Anthony. I'm staying silent. I'm just going to do Twitter rants saying the N-word. Then I'm opi. Yeah, you're opi. I'd rather be the racist. I was going to say as well, I have done stand-up another festival called Swellfest. Do you get offered Swellfest?

No, no. It's up and you bring it up so you could say it. Did you get offered that, yeah? Oh, you didn't, did you? You know that really obscure festival, going to go? Guess who did it? This guy. Yeah.

Donnie-go. Me and Monday. it's fun enough but again I just got too fucked so the first night again two nights oh no I forgot I think it was during the day

okay yeah I think it's like 12 o'clock in like the car park Are you serious so like the festival's in the grass and you're like on the side and you can literally see the marks for the car parking spots

in the little tent you're in and like people are just walking in now and it was still fun like the first night the first day was fun then I got really fucked and I actually don't think I ever got so fucked in my life

I got so fucked that I vanished and they were kind of looking for me and we actually I can say this who cares we had a house to ourselves for the performers and in my head

I wanted to go back to the house so I wandered off again wondering and I walked into the wrong house oh my God and there was a family there I think I just went like I think it just literally went like

at what time am I on do you know who I am oh my God yeah and I just left again and I think I just left in a ditch or something like that and they found me then a few hours later what the comedians yeah the comedians found me I think you're kind of worried about me because like I was not like in a good place yeah yeah and when they found me they were laughing I was like what's

going on they're like you've literally got a spider man a face test a spider man face paint face paint yeah someone of face painted me oh my god I was like I have no memories so they just found you in a ditch painted a spider man yeah yeah that's fucking hilarious watching um I think it passed out but there, I was, you know, Ready Player 1? You were watching a movie? No, I was watching the trailer for a, but I got passed out, half when you were ready to play one. The trailer was so shit that you lost consciousness.

Oh God, all nostalgia. Ready Player 1, that's that Spielberg film, wasn't it? Yeah, it's based on a book, and it's kind of like, oh, yeah, look at all these things, it's from video games and the Chucky's there, and it isn't it fun? The Lorien's there from Back to the Future. I heard it was a lot of wank, wouldn't? Or maybe it was great.

I don't like to comment on these things publicly. Why, in case Spielberg hears it, it comes after you? Yeah, so spielggy. Yeah, Steve. Yeah, okay. Well, I don't know if it was good. I didn't see it, but I heard it was kind of shit. If I met Stilberg, I do that real dickish things, a lot of people do,

where, like, if I try and bring up the most obscure film possible to impress him. Yeah. We're like, oh, I loved your work in a jewel. That's his first film, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Is it good? I never even saw it But I just lie to Steve

And be like Yeah And in my head I made that Yeah I didn't make that Hey When you want a partner

In my movie Yeah Yeah You could be my new Tom Hanks Tom get out of here Yeah That's the only festivals

I did I did a little longitude once Not not Not I got on for stage We don't count that Because someone else dropped out When they got me on last minute

Oh okay I was kind of Again I was kind of like drunk And uh Oh actually I forgot about this So I was drunk And on stage

But not too drunk Actually I was doing fairly well, there's some girl in the audience going like, I want to rap, I want to rap. And I was like, I was still new with it. So I was like, ah, yeah, whatever. Which is not a good idea of getting the audience up

because then they're like, well, she can go, boy, can you all. So I let her up on stage and she starts rapping, I think some, oh no, she didn't even start rapping. She started saying the N-word over over. Seriously? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. And I was like, oh, no.

But I was still kind of like, hey, get out of here. Go on shoot. Yeah, I kind of shoo. shoot her off the stage where she's doing a full Kramer like to a beat

yeah yeah yeah and I was like oh god I'm not doing long in here but apart from that was that was

really good that was a good time now we're speaking about getting hard in the last episode I tried to write a girl in the woods

but I couldn't get hard and she got really like she was just like oh god so then she's just finger me so just finger and she left she's left in

and I was just in the woods like I'm like oh god trying to finish yourself all no because I wasn't anything about that I was literally

so full of I was just like, God, trees are like the universe, you know? You know, they grow, and every leaf is like a multiverse in itself. What were you on? Just lots of pills. Oh, okay. And then I saw Kendrick and I started crying. Kendrick Lamar.

Kendrick Lamar was there and I started crying. Like, someone hugged me and gave me a cigarette. I didn't smoke, but I was like, oh, man. This is beautiful. It's like woodstock. Then I did a little dance and went home. That's a nice story. I came down on the bus.

Oh, well, that's not so nice. no it's the bus to Dublin actually because I did it was I went for two days so the bus to the hostel in Dublin I came down yeah it's nice because I come down straight into hostel oh go to sleep okay yeah that's pretty good and then um

some guy I got into the wrong bed and some guy woke me up then and was like um you're on my bed and I was like yeah I don't know why I was like yeah man whatever I was doing longer to me I was doing a spot I actually they should know about me I'm a real I'm really desperate I'm always telling people do stand up

because I think they'll impress them. Yeah, yeah. It never does. Ever hear of the crunch. I'm doing that tomorrow. Who are you? But he was like, oh, you're comedy. My cousin used to do that or whatever.

It's some relation. I think cousin, yeah. And he's like, my cousin's Mitch Hedberg, you know him. Are you serious? Yeah. And I was like, oh, yeah, Mitch, he's dead. He's dead. But that's how he said it.

I was like, your cousin's dead. You know what that happened? And he's like, yeah, I've heard. He was at the service. but he was like yeah man yeah he was funny I like I didn't really know him too much he's a lie but he's a funny guy

and I'm heading back to America he did like docket he gave me his card actually he did like documentaries and stuff now he's in media but he's like listen I'm heading off with some weed left over I don't want to bring him with me do you want to you want to yeah yeah of course I do

I'm a comedian like do you think yeah that guy would make a documentary about Mitch Headberg because he's quite an elusive figure not a lot of people know kind of who he was like he sort of portrayed as this very sort of a like he was into drugs

and all and he was just kind of a lovable guy but I think there was a lot of darkness here because he was very big into heroin it's sad there's not that much footage of him privately yeah it's true so I think he could do maybe biopic but might just be too depressing because I don't think he did anything that crazy

just like him new heroin yeah well I think there was a story where he ended up in hospital was it his leg or his arm became gangorous because of injections and then infection spread and he was so close

to losing a limb and as soon as he left the hospital he was just back on the gear again and like people were like Mitch are you ever going to stop it's like no way just gonna keep going like you know

just ride this train to the crash pretty much he just he loved drugs and that's you know and you know I didn't actually bring this up to his cousin why

I was like you know you're he was a chunky he was on drugs I'm sorry but you have to to know he smoked the reefer the devil's don't give me drugs are you

we won't end up like our cousins get me hooked so anyway his cousin's like yeah he could have it and I was like oh cheers man I hid it my jocks like beside my balls yeah and I passed out and I went in the next day to see like run the jewels

and the major laser I think okay and the community forgot about forgot the weed who was there the weed in your ball tag so then I met like you know how festival you start you hook up a strange like you're your best friends I try to but yes

I'm not even talking about I'm just like Just hang out Yeah he's become best friends With people like you never see them again You don't want to No No

You're my festival friend Yeah So I was with these guys And they were like It was like Run the Jewels were on In like an hour And I love Run the Jewels

Like they're like one of my favorites Okay Rap duos I've never even heard of them Oh it's just because you're a square Let the record show I'm doing the square motion Like in the Flintstones

And Pulpiction Yes I have a square Yeah. So I loved them and I was like, oh shit, that's like weed. So like really quickly, can get a grinder or something like that? Yeah, yeah. We were very drunk as well. Like he just did like that and we all just like we smoked like multiple joints in like space like, like, just kept it going. Because come on. Like we heard like them start their first song. We were like, well come on. Come on. Don't be a quitter. And like a second it was done I was like I could feel the whitey coming. Oh yeah. Oh man. This is. And like. It's kind of, I feel like, this is bad. What's wrong, Brian? Yeah, it's like, I don't know. It was like, I got to take control here,

because this had run the jewels. Like, don't be a bitch. Yeah. So what did you do? Like, kill our mic, wouldn't do this. So, like, I ran to, like, wherever they were serving drinks. And I was like, I want tree budwisers. And they were like, well, I was like, give me tree.

I got tree And I was like Oh And I was literally Spilling it all over my chest Yeah Most of it wasn't even Go on my mouth

It was like Oh Oh Like just kind of Almost getting sick Like Oh Oh

And then like When it was done I was like I'm ready And I just ran Ran to run the jewels And Because I know all their lyrics

I was just screaming Yeah You know her song You've heard Like Dick in him out all day Oh She got my dick

And him out All day No But then they switch It's not sex It's not sexes to go like, yeah, I got her clit him out all day. Oh, okay.

Yeah, so it's kind of like, it's... I know, I get it, yeah, yeah, it's not sexist. Gender balance. Gender balance, yes. Yeah, yeah. Balance. Or sex is nothing to be ashamed of. Well, that's your opinion. Just keep it within your own race.

I was just... Wait, how do we get back that? I swear I'm not a racist. You always bring it back to this. I know, don't like... You're bloody BNP, BAT. There's a word, I'm not ashamed to say it. England.

England. I've aged. I know. So you're a Ronald Jules tripping world. Yeah, I just ran up to it. And, like, again, like, you're hugging people and, like, dancing around. I'm pretty sure. I can't remember who.

I'm pretty sure some comedians were looking, because I was, other comedians there and they were looking like, oh, it's this cunt doing it. Yeah. Because I was, like, looking, like, especially, like, Rundon Jules was really into it, but then when Major Laser came on. I'm not a big of Major Laser fan. Yeah, yeah. So he was doing his stuff, and I just had a water bottle, and I was more just kind of, like,

oh, yeah, water. like it's kind of holding the water bottle up and doing a little dance and actually most people have said like you're just doing dancing with the water bottle and we felt like a bit sad well fuck then you're having a great I was like in my head told you in the worm and stuff

if I wasn't I was just kind of break dancer just winning the respect of the crowd with your skills just rolling around rubbing my ass on the floors and crying as well oh so you cried no I didn't actually oh no not cried for Kendrick one joy like

That was like This is history Yeah But then like Got on the bus then Went home And that was a Saturday I was up Sunday for Mass

Mass again Ah With this priest What was his name? Skagging and Mass Yeah Fader Weillan Fader Wieling Two podcasts we mentioned Fader

I'm obsessed with him He's not the one that had the stroke No that was Fader Howard Oh Howard you're feeling That's so good Blur Oh yeah

Howard personal question Okay When was the first time You smoked weed And how was your reaction okay well it's interesting because the first time i smoked or did drugs it wasn't weed it was hash because you couldn't even get weed in this country until about like 10 years ago i'm telling you man it was all hash like in the fucking uh like this is 2004 the first time i smoked i think i was like

14 and we like got a lump a hash and it was a sleepover at my friend's house it was me and my two friends with luke and kailon and we waited until like three in the morning when everyone was asleep, and we, like, walked really far to a graveyard close to his house. Well, you know, it was just, it was near and far at the same time. We just want to be a good distance away from the house. Graveyard is cool. Yeah, it was smoked to join in the graveyard. Take that dead people.

It didn't do anything for us, and I just thought, fuck, what a rip. And, uh, but I still wanted to try it. And then I remember the first time I ever got really fucking high. Like, the first time I ever got high and it was in my friend's basement. It was me and two other two lads. And I just remember feeling this is fucking amazing. This is just, I just felt really euphoric. Like, I just never, like, I've never felt so happy in my whole life.

You know, it's like, this is how I want to feel all the time. I know I sound like a drug addict. I know, yeah, it's probably it's led on to other things and now I have a bit of an opiate addiction. What are you going to do, you know? Yeah, we'll talk with that next time. In the next one, let's not break it down. But I remember, yeah, I get just that first time of that feeling high. I was like, oh, my God, this is beautiful.

I remember the first time I smoked. was a... It sounds like you kind of at a fun time when I could be with your friends. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Where I was like, there was a man. No. Yeah, yeah. But, who's this? Father Howard. Going to get high.

But, yeah, it was like a school trip. I think it was like before 40 year. Okay. Maybe, maybe fifth class,

maybe I don't know. Like section school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we went on a school trip and it was like a disco to the hotel we're seeing it. Okay. And these guys who,

looking back on it I think they were like in their like late 20s but they crashed just teenage disco that is weird and they had their shirts off and they were Spanish lads like

oh my god it was in Spain by the way it trips in Spain okay and they were dance and stuff like that I suppose is not to you know be too crude but the age of consent in Spain is like

14 or 15 or something like that and rightly so but anyways so so like they were kind of jumping around and like they're bigger on the teachers. Like, teachers don't really like,

oh, all right. Kids do what they say. They were smoking joints and stuff like that. I think they were literally inside like that joint in the mouth like going to shaking hands like,

yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't know why. Sometimes I have confidence sometimes I don't. I understand completely, yeah. And I was just like, fuck,

I'm going to go up to him. So everyone else is kind of like, staying away. I was like probably like, yeah, come on. And they started to pick me up straight away. Yeah.

And they were like blowing smoke in my face. and they kind of passed me a giant like smoke that and it was like you know I might be cool so like

like that yeah and then they started troll me around and I got proper like I'm gonna be sick this is all just there is

throw me around the whole time and eventually he's got lost interest in me and just let me down and then they went off to get some young puffs or something

like that and did you get high like didn't I can't tell I remember being very silly and giddy okay but that could have been

just like adrenaline yeah yeah I remember being like even people like my friends are going Brian you're like drunk or something like that

you're crazy again yeah yeah but then like the next time I smoke weed in the back of my head I thought like are people going to throw me around yeah

you're just so serious where are the Italian Real quick tell me the story I've told me before but it's a great one the first time you did a bong hit oh yeah that's a good way to end it

yeah yeah so the first time did a bong hit now it was literally like I think the first week of me in college yeah and I don't know how I ended up in some party but some friend of a friend brought me to a party

where he didn't know anyone really and it wasn't even looking back and it just wasn't even a party in my head is like this is fucking cardage but it's just like one woman like a Tesco uniform smoking a joint

and someone else like playing video games and someone else like just people hanging out taking a bonnet yeah I was like fucking metal this is crazy yeah yeah I'm like Rick Jagger

so like so like they were handing me someone's like hey do you want to bong it do you and I should go on

as well there was a girl in a wheelchair who we know really stand there yeah yeah in a wheelchair

I wonder she remembers this I think she's she probably does yeah

yeah so they handed me a bong and I didn't know what you're supposed to like

inhale the air yeah yeah so about even lightness went cheers Matt it's blue

into but not even like a I mean because I really want to show me how like

hard and water went there was there was weed on the table went all over the weed all right went all over the girl in the wheelchair like yeah just everywhere

I remember like the girl in the Tesco uniform being so like oh what the fuck and she's like I gotta work in a few hours she had a shift like everyone just like kind of left then yeah yeah um that was so embarrassed I would you would be embarrassed that's uh but hey you know live and learn it's okay we all make mistakes I've taken bonk it since that's to sound cool do you got You've done it successfully. I'm cool. It was a crack pipe. That blew into the crack pipe.

And I got crack all over. I don't know how crack pipes work. Hanging out with Whitney Houston. Then she went for a bath and never came out. You okay for that bat? Do you want to... You're sure you show that bat? Yeah, I'm okay.

Take your rubber ducky. All right. Well, I knew with that, yeah. That was episode two. Have you seen a Whitney documentary? This is me or something like that? No, it's on Netflix. I want to watch it

Yeah, yeah Like her relationship With Bobby Brown Was just so like abusive Yeah, yeah Infused with drugs and alcohol Like when he was fucking She was like very very talented

Like incredible voice In the bodyguard and that like Oh yeah Kevin Costner Yeah I just said it for camera Because we made that joke at the end About her drowning in the back Yeah but really she was very talented

Yeah in case her ghost comes back To hottest Ryan one mac crack pack Ah why do I keep doing I'm not a racist I swear I like this stuff because you're doing like the racial stuff

and I'm like I'm just like Jews and everyone's good Jews and Whitney's talented that's the end of the show I love everyone I'm not a racist really that's the end of the show I've been Brian O'Toole

you've been James Caden thank you and you have been fucked what do we call it what is it again no it's called Brian and James fuck each other and I end up going and now I'm going to fuck James

good night good night good night