Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 200 : Romanian Beaver

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

We chat Ballymun Spiderman and then smell the sweet smell of Gene Hackman

I'll put a reminder there. You put a reminder? Yeah, I'm busy man, you know. No. No, you shouldn't need to be reminded by artificial intelligence. You should know in your heart. It's AI, man. You see, Wimbledon is narrated by AI now.

Really? I don't have people narrating tennis anymore. It's just computers. And there's a new system now developed in Cleveland, Ohio, where LeBron is from. Make the connection, people. All right? But the point is, I forgot my point. All right.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, so they sell to radio stations now. They're trying to literally ban the DJ. They don't need DJs anymore. It's just like an automated, like, and now, coming up next, we have the newest hit song from Hannibal Burroughs. It sounds perfect, man, yeah. Sounds perfect.

Like, example, you know that Martin's script. Screlelli guy Martin Scurelli Yes That's he says Is that he says Martin Schrelli Okay

He has developed A sex bot A sex AI So you can put Your name in it Okay Let's say It's called Sarah

I can put Brian and James in there And be like It won't sound like a robot It's like a real girl I'd be like

Oh my God I was out last night I was being a real co-court Like I always am I'm not to see Brian and James I just want that big

cock inside me Did I say cock I mean Cocks So James is fucking me and my title of Pussy while I was sniffing coke off Brian's tiny penis And I'm like, wait a minute

Why is AI saying this? That's the future of AI right there man It's terrifying Jesus Christ It's all ones and zeros and insults I don't like this I don't like the world that we're going into I didn't really like the world as it was

but I really don't like what it's turning into now Yeah, it's scary stuff man People like us, we're going to fight the frontier. I've said before and I'll say it again. The only way to defeat AI is with racism. We need to get the fucking the capital rioters out. They're going to be the new

suicide squad. But anyway, look, this episode is not political. All right, James, so relax now. No more storming the capital. We're going to talk about some movies I watched. And you used to pick which one you watch, which one you think you want to sit down and watch tonight. You all watch one of these things.

No more Twin Peaks for you. No. And you're going to You're a bit weird there. You're not dance. You and that midget were doing that dance. I don't like it. Damn fine midget pie.

Damn fan coffee, too. So I was telling you, I watch Eureka, I watch Insignificance, and I watch something else as well that I've forgotten about now. Sweet smell of success. That's a bit of dead air right there, yeah. So we'll talk about maybe Eureka first.

Okay. So I've watched some movies by Nicholas Ruge. You ever hear of them? Nicholas Ruge. Yeah, Nicholas Rosh. He directed The Witches, Roll Dolls, the Witches. Oh, never seen it.

And he did, his most famous film is, I think it's called Don't Look Now. Oh, with Donald Sutherland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a very well-regarded movie. Yeah. It's about kind of like a guy, their child dies,

and the guys having visions and there's like a twist at the end. There's also a big, like a real urban legend that the sex scene was, wasn't simulated that Don Sutherland actually fucked her

with his penis. I think Warren Beatty got really angry with it because that was his girlfriend at the time and he was like I want to kill that Donner Sutherland I think he went to the studio

but they were like he's not here well I'm going to go home and direct Dick Tracy then I'll show you I'm going to go Mick Bullworth oh my God Bullworth to talk about that

so in this episode we'll talk about I think we'll talk about Eureka first then insignificance because it came out after each other and they're kind of interesting films I've heard people compare Eureka to There Will Be Blood

They say it's a precursor to that Interesting And the start of it is kind of similar And then it goes its own direction It's also a very well regarded movie It's everyone talk about an underrated movie No one's heard of but people love This is one they mention

Okay It's got good cast and by the way Danny Boyle loves it Huh. So there you go. Do you want to disagree with Danny Boyle? I mean... He fucked Rosario Dawson.

Did he? Oh man, yeah. Think about his little cock going into her. Her little Scottish penis. I bet she's got a great-looking vagina, by the way. I would say so. She's got that Clerks 2 pussy, you know what I'm saying? Anyway, so Eureka, it's got great cast.

It is Gene Hackman. Oh. Starring, okay? I like that. So it starts off. Gene Hackman is a man, much like Derby Blood, Daniel Playview. he is obsessed he is consumed with getting oil slash gold so this movie it's gold he wants gold starts off he's with some guy he's like get off me the gold is mine and the guy's like oh we should

stop looking for gold it's like coward and he like leaves him when when is this like uh we're talking like the gold rush times no no no it's much after that so I'm trying to think now it's based in a real guy by the way it's based on a true story okay I believe let's say 1930s all right something like that right there. Okay. So Fatty Arbuckle just been putt in prison. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

And the only way like this is before Christ and after Christ I'm before Fatty Arbuckle and pre after Fatty Arbuckle and pre after Fatty Ar. That's when that's actually changed from me, okay? That's my religion.

Yeah. But so he's looking for gold and he can't find it keeps going to this brothel. Sure. Yeah, that's a good old trick. Maybe some of these hoars cuts have nuggets of gold.

There's gold in those tithies. So he keeps going back and Nicholas Rose He just wanted to get the pimps gold teeth. Hey man, why there's a hack man motherfucker coming up here trying to snatch my teeth and shit. Eureka, five struck gold

boys. Oh, this motherfucker's white cracker, motherfucking, motherfucker tripping dog. I drink my milkshake, motherfucker. See what's up. You're about to find out. So the thing about Nicholas Ruge is he's a British director, very well

regarded. His films are very dreamy and weird. He doesn't really care too much of a plough as much as the... I'm going to use that word vibe. You don't like. But also... You don't like it either. I don't like you. You don't like those. I love sleigh and vibe.

I like... I actually... The word vibe, I always like, it's like, yeah, it's good vibes, bad vibes, but it's just the way that it's like it's a vibe or it's giving vibes. Like, it's a stupid freaks on Twitter ruined it

like they ruined everything. I used to love Gene Hackman before they they ruined him as well it's giving Hackman vibes. It's giving French connection. I'm serving cunt with Gene Hackman. No you're not don't say that. He's still

alive by the way. Yeah. He keeps getting hit by bikes. Really? Yeah he's like you know Harrison Ford keeps crashing airplanes and he's like ah get away from me you freak I don't want to talk about chewy. He retired though didn't he? He retired he hasn't done acting or anything he writes books i saw like a video like he was like pumping gas at a petrol station yeah and somebody filmed him and he looks like he's 90 now i believe and in fairness he's still

pumping gas and driving cars he's still doing things like that's like you're at that age and he does more than i do in a day yeah like literally like yeah and he's got lovely beard as well i'm just huffing gas you know and you start hallucinating jean hackman but like so he goes his brought and he's like um And my point in, sorry, it's a very dreamy vibe. He doesn't really care about, like, is this realistic or not? He doesn't care about, like, does it look good? So don't look now. It's very well known because the montages and the weird stuff

doesn't make sense to the end. And he does a lot of things where, like, they'll be like, a montage featuring scenes haven't happened yet. And you get to that eventually. You know, kind of weird things that are disorientating, but purposely disorientating. It's kind of like when you're watching his movies, don't try and make too much sense of it.

Just go along for the ride. Exactly, yeah Almost like David Lynch You're saying It's almost like a losing game Trying to like understand Exactly what's going on Yeah, yeah

So he's looking for gold One, the horrors Can see the future And she's always like Oh, don't go for gold It will consume you And he's like Yeah, whatever

I'm gonna listen to the prostitute Great Oh yeah, gold's bad Yeah, thanks honey So And there's a really good scene Where he's walking along And he finds this like

Old Tramp in this old town And the old tramp's like You're gonna die and puts a gun in his mouth and kills himself and his head just blows off like his head blows off and they have all these fireworks in the background while his skull

just blows up into the air again not realistic at all but it looks great it looks it's the best hobo debt I've seen in months man it's very cinematic and when he finds the gold eventually because spoiler he'll find the gold

it's a very kind of magical very ethereal kind of like almost like ejaculation kind of thing where like there's this gold going everywhere, okay? So he strikes gold and it's like almost like feels like rivers and all these close-ups of the gold bubbling up and it

looks like almost alien. It's very weird and strange, okay? Interesting. And then he finds the gold and he's like great and the prostitute is in her brothel. Be like, he has found it. No, he is lost forever. Then we immediately hard cut to like

30 years later. Right. Like very hard cut, very well done hard cut. Okay. It's 30 years later, Hackman's now being aged up. Yeah. It's funny, he actually, he looks better now than he's aged up in this movie, you know, like that. They put a lot of grey hair and give him, like, loads of wrinkles and stuff like that. But he's, like, clean shaving, so he looks much older.

Yeah, yeah. And now he's on, he's in Barbados. He literally owns his own island, the island of Eureka. Oh. And he's got a problem now. His daughter is a little whore. Oh, yeah. herself and she's dating Rucker Hauer

you know Rucker Howard who by the way looks about the same age as Gene Hackman like he's meant to be like the young book but Rucker Howard looks like he's always looked like 60 like you know like a man who smoked every day since he was 12 and he probably looked 50 when he was 13 if you get me so he's

kind of worried about this situation because he's like oh Ruchker Harrow's going he's only dating my daughter to get the money no sweet sweet poose but the no the money the money's all that matters man yeah Okay. But the main issue he has is these gangsters on the mainland want to take over his island. Yeah.

And they want to turn it in casinos and all that. And the gangster is played by Mr. Joe Pesci. Oh, what? Doing a great performance. And his lackey, his henchman, is Mr. Mickey Rourke. Man, what the hell? This sounds great. It's a great movie, yeah.

So, and it's so funny to kind of the juxtaposition. So, like, they do a really funny thing where, like, Joe Pesci is like, like oh my he doesn't earn his money he got goals from the ground he's raping mother earth you know he's not that's not real business like we're you know independent rising businessmen right here he's standing our way this is like this is real

business like that guy he's a rich a ho we're out there robin granny's on a bus you know because we've got ethics yeah exactly we're a mom and pop mafia business you know not like this you're fucking like what you found some gold that's not even real money asshole this is rock

yeah man so they keep trying to The only reason, everyone knows the only reason gold has any value is because the Ananaki determined so back at, you know, the prehistoric times. I don't even know the Anniupe? Who's that? The Ananaki. Who's the Ananaki? They're like the ancient civilization of aliens from which we all descend. Oh, I didn't know that.

You fool? I didn't know that. You fool. Are they connected to the Tartars? There, you wish, pal. We're talking about the Tartars. The Tartars live under the earth. I don't know what, like, there's like ancient Samarian.

I hope we don't sound autistic. no you sound way gayer than autistic there's like apparently ancient Sumerian text that you know talks about the ancient civilization of the Ananaki

who came to Earth and gave us but why they came to Earth was they wanted our gold because there's something about the properties of gold that in space is like it can power spaceships

probably some shit like that yeah obviously this is all nonsense wait no don't come come on James now you were cool for like five minutes sorry just let yourself down Yeah, yeah.

You were hard and he suddenly just lost all your erection. Lost all your Ananaki erection. Yeah, yeah. My Anacocchi went right floppy. Yeah, I don't even know if the Ananaki, I think, is how you say it. But anyway. What do it look like? I think they're like the...

Like grey aliens. Yeah, grey aliens. Did they help the pyramid? They build the pyramids? Allegedly, yeah. Allegedly. Okay, sure, James. Covering your tracks.

Wait to the Patreon, guys. The Ananaki are very litigious. because all Jews are not on a knocking. That's the big, that's why Jews control everything because they're actually space aliens and they're very litigious. So I have to be very careful about what I say. I don't want to offend anybody.

I don't want to get on the wrong side because I tell you, these aliens, who. So I was going to say, yeah. So they want to... 14 minutes in, all right. We're cooking. We're cooking. You're doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Let me drink more coffee and then I'll be back to normal, all right, guys? So, yeah, back to Eureka. So the gangsters. They first of all, try to give money and he's like, I have my own island. You can't. And then they, like, they try and tempt with girls and stuff. He's like, I have my own island. I can get pussy.

My daughter will probably suck my dick. I'm Gene Hackman. I'm okay for a sneeze. The hackman gets pussy. I was in the Royal Tendon bombs, okay? I can get all this. stiller pussy I want. Yeah, that's right. So, me and Danny Glover, we fucked all our way through Hollywood. So I'm going to skip a lot of it. A lot of it's them just talking, a lot of the

family drama, you know. Right. But the kind of cool bit is, I'm going to shut down this laptop. The cool thing is, it's a very interesting thing to do where they basically all conspire to kill them. Okay. And they all, they kill them, basically. And the murder. The gangsters. The gangsters and the daughter's boyfriend and all that. All the gang all tried to kill him. He's the Logan Roy in the way. He's the one all in Yeah. You get rid of him, life's going to be great

they think anyway, okay? And the killing, like this is one the reason why this movie didn't get a big release is just the violence in it. So Really? Yeah, the violence. So I mentioned the tramp blowing his head off and it's very like... I mean, that's just a bit of laugh. Everyone can enjoy that. In this, they

stab Gene Hackman, then they get a blow torch and burn his face off while he's alive while he's screaming in pain and then i think they're like shoot him and uh i don't know oh we could have just done this this is actually a lot quicker and then they put a mousetrap on his fingers they're like oh look but he's dead anyway it's oh mistime that but like the kind the way they shoot it it's a full-on shot of his face melting yeah it's very well done and again they have all these lights and it's very like almost like i think they're trying to do a juxtaposition there of like this extreme violence

but also kind of make it look kind of pretty in a way and that's all finding beauty in the savagery Brian exactly yes yes like when you take your cock out on the bus and a child cries but the sunlight beams in and glistens off the tears

ever so playfully and you realize my God of course there is a divine creator that made this beautiful earth. But by the time you realize that, the bus driver pulled over, oh, and you're in loads of trouble.

Oh, no. Fuck. Anyway, sorry, what? Little journeys. Yeah, yeah. Little digressions, man. Maybe I'll get a taxi home. Just save any problems.

So they kill them. They kill them. Now, the bit that people get a bit lost on. The bit that I think stops it from being like a movie that everyone loves and everyone talks about is it then turns into a court movie where the

daughter and the boyfriend go to court and they have to try and prove their innocence. They have to lie to the jury and all them. Okay. And then it gets a little bit more bogged down in like standard movie stuff and a lot of people are like where's Gene Hackman? Whoa! What's going on? That's a weird.

Then the last 30 minutes is that. Yeah. And then they oh I forgot to mention the war is going on during this World War II was going on Oh right During this yeah Well the whole

That's the kind of thing as well It's like this whole war's going on Yeah It's like a real kind of funny like Oh yeah yeah Well good luck to the boys And just go back to their own Infighting you know

Oh Sounds a bit like the banshees Of Inashirn A little bit like Derivative shit Exactly I knew that fucking Protestant paddy con

Over here with this fucking plastic paddy paddy paddy Wackery Oh but Jesus Sure I love the Irish. The bloody daff-pillocks. They think I actually like the culture,

the bloody dogs. And then he spaffs on Fleabag's face. And while then we're just stuck with the Mongo brothers, like, look, I made Calvary. Nobody cares, mate. Nobody cares. It must be quite odd to be. Which one's the good brother again?

Martin. Martin's like, his missus is with Indiana Jones right now. Yes. I wouldn't like that now. Like, I'm not controlling per se but I wouldn't want Indiana Joe one's messing with my girlfriend and I think she like helped punch up the script as well oh what and it's going to be a big bomb by the way

yes good let's get into a minute we'll get back to the movie a minute but like movies are dying right now man yeah especially if you let flea bag anywhere but even worse it's the flash or flea bag that's Ezra Miller or Fleabag bag that's the future right there there's no

the flash or fleabag sounds more like gash and gie bag he's back baby both of those being cunts big hairy cunts like man the Flash this week

okay it's the second week in cinemas had a 73% drop off damn man it's all falling apart it's funny people talk about like Russia and Ukraine yeah I care so much more about the Flash am I wrong for that you know absolutely I just care about the box office results

like how will it affect Warner Bros. I don't care about Ukrainians Warner Brothers sounds like their Netflix is about ready to butt fuck them Netflix are about to buy Paramount That's the rumor right You know the Paramount, sorry Well he was saying

Warner Bros are desperate as well They start selling off bits of their IPs Yeah So different stuff they have like Does anybody want Do you want Oz? Does anybody want Oz? Do anybody want Oz? And they're like no

It's Jake Simmons as a Nazi Yeah, come on How about we give you We won't give you the whole wire How about a McNulty? McNulty prequel. You want to make a McNulty prequel? Come on.

What about Frank Sabatka the early years? There's a Popeye crossover. Popeye works on the dots with Frank Sabatka. There's 14 Armenian children in a crate. Instead of cans of spinach,

he just eats Armenian pussy. And it gives him the strength, you know? My warrior birds right now are like Delby going down market Like that's flogging shit Go on Come on, you want Green Lantern Don't you?

Come on please Like And eventually we have to sell everything But yeah I was saying Paramount So there's a while Day where everyone wanted Their own streaming service

Yes That was the future Like Netflix have it Amazon have it Surely we can have our own one You know what's So I mean we saw Apple Plus

Paramount Plus Disney plus Yeah And way more as well that we don't know. A lot of them only in America. So Peacock, big example of that. And, you know, they had the WWE one for a while. And now they're all kind of merging into one. Well, Disney's just kind of bought all of them. It's, it's Disney and Netflix, really, that are. They're the ones. And then Amazon, see, the thing about Amazon is,

they can survive, they can run their streaming service at a loss. Yeah. Because they're fucking Amazon. Yeah. Like, Amazon, what's it called prime? Prime. Yeah. That's more like a toy. That's like the yacht you buy and you're losing money. on it, but it looks nice. Yeah. Like, heesh is yaw. Like, their kind of anchor program is probably the boys, right? That's the one that actually is successful.

Yeah. There's a lot of shows they have, because they don't release the numbers. We're like, oh my God, people are loving the morning show right now. Everyone's talked with the morning show, like season four, the morning show. Is that still going? Yeah, with Renee Zellwigger. Come on, guys. You literally cannot walk down the street without hearing some scumbag, you know, you're a bunch of

hobos on the street talking about Renee Zellwiger. igger. Yeah, fuck it out. Paramount, they had all these, it's funny, they have all these shows, and they're like, we're sorry to announce, we're canceling all the hit Paramount shows, like the Greece prequel. Oh, go. They had a Greece

prequel. The pink ladies or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, James, and I'm going to have to make sure you don't jump out the window now, but they've cancelled the Greece prequel, the rise of the pink ladies. I mean, maybe it has something to do with the fact that, like, you know, their 1950s high school was a very

very multicultural, diverse place where everyone got along, you know? It's a 1950s high school with three bathrooms, you know? And they all love it, you know? It's all singing and dancing and love and like, Zucco's like diversity is our greatest strength.

I'd never rape anyone. It's just a little fantasy land that live in. Yeah. So they canceled that. They cancel a Star Trek show as well. So now we're both suffering here. Right. Okay.

Star Trek prodigy. Prodigy. Yeah, the Star Trek show for under fives. Like for real young children We're to teach how to count and stuff Really? Yeah I didn't realize

That was my show I was learning so much Any day now They're going to teach me how to get pussy I'm waiting on it That abacus is going to come in real handy I'll have to count all the pussy I'm getting In space

Abacus for that pus Baby So it looks like now Netflix their next big thing is They want IPs because they've been trying hard they've been like oh yeah the grey man

that could be a franchise to last for years and years like they've stranger things but will stranger things last like Star Wars or like 40 years from now and like guess what guy stranger things are back

and you got that weird kid back like you know when they got Harrison Ford back he's like an old man he's like I'm back I'm back in high school 11 where are you I'm not that toothless one

just because he's taking this dentures out, you know? So they want to... Hey dear fellas, how are we going to head down the old fishing hole? Ha? Oh, ho. I heard there's a couple of

colored broads who might go steady. They're going to go all the way, fellas. So like, they want to buy IPs. They're going to buy easy thing to do is instead of making your IP, just buy Paramount, and then you can have all sorts of fun. You can make so many Rocky movies

and, like, let's see what Paramount has. and then we can, let's brainstorm some ideas real quick what we can do with Paramount Pictures if we bought him. Okay. And I was saying like, it's all going to fall apart. Eventually, like you said, like Netflix will survive

because they've been there first. You know, they've got their talents in. Yeah, yeah. And it's just, it's seemingly, I don't know, I mean, I haven't used the other ones too much, but Netflix, it just seems to be the best user interface. Exactly, yeah. It's just at least annoying, really.

Yeah, yeah. I'm just looking at Paramount movies here to see what they have Like no one like also like you know Disney Like people grow up loving Disney People are like I'm a Disney Like people who are like Disney's their personality Yeah They're like 44 years old and they're barren

They have no kids But they still go to Disney Every three months Yeah exactly There's a lot of those people There's a lot of people yeah And it's growing this thing Especially as reality gets more shit

But my point is like Let's say I'm not looking up Paramount movies now. People like, I love Paramount. I love Shutter Island and Flash Dance and Night of the Rocksbury. Those movies.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. I'm doing the head tilt guys. Can you picture it no more? What is love? When I was a kid I watch these movies over and over again. And who was it? It was Emilio yesterday. And we're like,

Amelia! Yeah, if you haven't seen none of the Roxbury kill yourself you fucking loser yeah man Netflix by Paramount they can do all these fun things they can do like remember the movie Zodiac yeah they can do 100

Zodiac sequels man a Zodiac sequel a prequel like multiverse zodiac yeah exactly an Indian Zodiac that's a thing not really but they have the Spider Man

the Spiderverse movie right now and that's this it's the new thing okay multiverse because in this new, I'm getting too excited Jesus. Yeah, relax. Yeah, alright. Calm down. You're a heart attack there, guys. You mentioned Spider-Man.

I did. You did. You brought it up, Brian. You did. In the new Spider-Man movie, there is a black Spider-Man, a British Spider-Man, an Indian Spider-Man, a donkey Spider-Man. They're all together. You couldn't tell one apart from the other. That's the thing.

You know, that's the thing, yeah. So, and you just Oh, how's you going, mate? I'm a bloody donkey, in it? Cha, mine, yeah. By which I mean I'm working class. Screw up in the estates, in it, brother? You got Danny Dyer, Spider-Man.

And you watch it being like, just the future now where you can make these streaming things. Like, the only, like, 10 IPs will survive. Yeah. And just, like, let's say, it's be a franchise. So Spider-Man be, like, um, fucking, like, McDonald's. Or, like, you know, Subway. there's a little shitty subway

in every little shop now. Yeah, yeah. There's me a fingless Spider-Man, a Ballymon, Spider-Man. It's just like, like, Spider-Man, you know what Spider-Man used to be cool? Spider-Man, and, uh, I need to get my kids back. Ah, the blatant social welfare

to taking me, you're kids off me, yeah. And, you know, he tries to shoot his web out, but he actually sold it for geese. or yeah like spider man's in the future would be like frozen pizza in Tesco or you buy you put in the fridge

and you burn it and you eat it you're like oh I guess it fills me up I suppose it gives you the shit it looks like it looks like pizza I suppose like that he's got these shitty Spider Man down the shop and it gives you the shits yes and it's going to be pretty sad

wait hang on just finish like was there anything to finish off Eureka oh Eureka then it ends with they win the court case to get away with it And then they're happy But I think the boyfriend Is like, I don't actually want to be with this girl Cause

Yeah So he just leaves her So they're all They're rich but they've got a sense of unwee And they're sad But wouldn't she get all the money? Because she doesn't want the money It's not about the money

She's like I don't want to be this girl I thought he killed He was with her Yeah, look I don't know Okay It's a movie Yeah You couldn't follow it

Because there was no Spider-Man Where's the Jean Hackman Spider-Man? When's that going to happen? Jane Hackman. Yeah. It's a good movie. The ending I think lets it down a little bit.

It's just a kind of ambiguous ending where you will be asking questions like that. Okay. Why isn't he banging her more? Yeah, yeah. Who plays the daughter? Some, I think the daughter is the wife of the director. Oh. Who's actually very good now.

Okay. And that brings us on to the next movie, Insignificance. Yeah. Which is a more accessible movie. I think people didn't really like Eureka. I found a bit weird in places. When did it come out? In 1983 or something like that.

Okay. So in 1986, along comes insignificance. And even the premise is a bit more like, viewer friendly. So you hear this. I think I might get your prick hard right now. I mean, I was digging eureka, you know? This one, all right.

As long as there's no multiverse shit, I'm on board. No, quite the opposite. This one is all in the real world, okay? It's about a little scientist who may be invented a thing called E equals M.C. Square. Einstein. Einstein, okay? He's hanging out in New York, and he meets Marilyn Monroe

and Joseph McCartney and Joe DiMaggio. It's about them all meeting in New York together, yeah, and getting kind of tangled up together right there. So the real story? Well, they're all New York together. The rest of it is imagined. It's based on a play. Okay. But it's pretty interesting.

I don't know many of the people in it. I tell you, Tony Curtis plays Joseph McCartney so Joe McCartney old McCarthyism and all that oh yeah yeah yeah he's great in it and Gary Busey

plays Joe DiMaggio and he's actually very restrained and good in this and very he's playing before the motorbike crash and you know the way

people like a lot of people I think this generation know Joe DiMaggio from blonde and in this he's playing in this insignificance movie

he's playing Joe Damage's much over the kind of clownish kind of buffoonish kind of lovable doesn't beat her or anything

he's more like oh Marilyn well you're sleeping with someone else oh well you know I'm a I'm a modern man

so I won't give you too much grief about that I respect you you're a boss bitch and a queen so it's kind of the premise is basically

um um three dudes banging a whore well I think that was the original idea yeah but it's Einstein's in New York

right and McCarthy is kind of a bit suspicious of him and he wants to prove he's a communist. Okay. And Marlon Monroe is just in love with him. Marlon Monroe is just like, he's just different from all your men. She's creaming for Einstein. Yeah, he's different from all your

men because he doesn't immediately rape her. Yes. And she's like perplexed by this. Enough Weinstein. Give me Einstein. And then Joe DiMaggio is kind of chasing after her because like, get away from my girl, my wife. And it's very funny. There's a lot of

funny. It's very talkative. It's could be very easy see why to play. Apart from the odd flashbacks, it's mostly in like hotel rooms and it's them talking. A lot of funny stuff. We mentioned Tony Curtis.

Who plays Marilyn Monroe? His wife. Oh, you said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Tony Curris especially, he does a lot of the kind of comedic stuff where he's chasing after communists and he's a funny bit where like,

he likes to get prostitutes and pay them to dress up like Marilyn Monroe. Okay. And then when he meets Marilyn Monroe, he assumes she's another prostitute. And he's like, wow, it's a great costume he got there. It wasn't for the fact that, like,

You're much fatter than real Maryland Monroe. It's like it's funny and charming. There is one great bit. Not great. Actually, it's terrible. It's, there's a bit where he's like trying to, he's like, he's like, Joe McCarthy's going,

is threatening Monroe and saying like, I could say you're a communist and ruin your whole career. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, you're hanging out with this. What is he, a Jew or something? The scientist. God, the worst communists are. Hey, he's there.

I'm going to be, you're, if you're, you'll be a, communist unless I get to be a communist. No, he does say that. He's like, how about you trade me sexual favors? And she's like, he doesn't use the communist line though. Good, good. I thought I was going to have to litigate there.

You might like this though. Get my Ananaki on the case. He says he says, do you want to do sexual favors? And she's like, how about sexual favor? He's like, no, and just punches her in the stomach. Awesome. Bleeds out.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah. That's great. because he punched her so hard her pussy's destroyed that's subtext right there but that she does and that's how abortion was invented thank you Joe McCarthy yeah yeah

that's the real red scare you know yeah so I like this movie a lot right there and there's a great bit at the end so it's very on Nicholas Rose-like you know

but there's a great bit at the end where Einstein's talking about the nuclear bomb and his connection nuclear bomb and he's talking about how like he's always thinking about death and destruction and like you know yeah thinking about those bombs they dropped and he's kind of wrapped the grief about the whole

thing and like you know science is so dangerous as like alchemy in a way and like you know what you're going to create yeah yeah Monroe was kind of like ah you know what you gotta live in the moment and it's kind of like going back and forward he's like almost crippled by the sheer knowledge the whole thing yeah

and she's a dumb bitch and she's so much happier you know she's a dumb bitch gets hit by a baseball player the message of the movie is like that's better off don't be thinking too much ignorance is bliss you know the only time you should be opening your mouth is when you're putting

cock in it that's what that's what the message is there at the end we get an insight into what's his name again the scientist Jeffrey Epstein's mind okay and it's beautiful no we get insight into Einstein's mind

okay and it's this very almost like a terminate or two opening like they show a full on nuclear apocalypse yeah and it's like explosions and just like charred corpses and like they must do miniature work because like these burning cities

and then they kind of zoom back into him and Marilyn Monroe just kissed him and kind of goes like hey look hey we're here today and she leaves and it's like this incredibly like graphic disturbing thing in a otherwise kind of almost like charming, almost rom-com

type movie. And it's a little bit that, like, at the end, I see why now why this guy wasn't more critically successful. Okay. I mean, commercially, I mean, because even in this nice movie, like, imagine if you watch, like... You bring your steady gal to see this movie. Like, imagine if you watch, like, you got mail.

Yes. And it ends with, like, just a nuclear apocalypse, and Tom Hanks is like, hey, maybe it won't happen. And then there's credits. Chappelle's like, oh, God damn, these Oppenheimer motherfuckers dropping the ball. Oh, shit. I hear you said you're going to drive the end bomb that's not what I picked it

goddamn Tom Hanks why is you friends with Epstein was he in you got mail he was yeah don't worry James you're right yeah Jeffrey Epstein was in you got mail he had his tentacles everywhere was very very powerful

and also speaking so Tony Curtis is in this yeah and think about that Tony Curtis and this and he was in a movie with Marilyn Monroe Oh, something like a hot. Exactly, yeah. Yes, Jamie Lee Curtis's dad, right? Yeah, and by the way, he's great.

I kind of like a bit sad because I was watching another movie he was in the 50s movie called Sweet Smell of Success, which is a genuinely amazing movie. Okay. And he's so good and he kind of like, the rolls kind of dried up after a while. Like, after like the 70s. Yeah. He kind of was, he was doing like, you know, law and order, two-parters.

Really? Yeah, yeah. He didn't really have the staying power. Like, he was no, like, um, Why is that, do you think? I think it's a little bit. Because everyone thought his daughter was a hamafridite. I don't think it was that.

You might speculate, dear James. Hey, hey. James saw the future. Even in 1950s, like, I've seen your daughter. You're a fucking whore and a brawl. Be like, I've seen your daughter. Where did that come from that hamaffrodite rumor? You did.

You start. No, no. Come on. There was a while there where, like, rumors, I think before the internet, rumors were more persistent. now with the internet, it's just like rumors are kind of, it's easier to make rumors, so don't stick

as much. Yes. So now you can start the whole Tom Hanks as a pedophile thing. I didn't start it. And no one's taking the... I didn't start it. Well, you've been trying to keep it going. Oh, I'm just asking questions, brother. I'm asking the hard questions. Yeah. Sweet smell of success is great. It's one of Vince Gilligan's favorite movies. Oh, that's nerd. Yeah, that nerd.

Dork. Yeah. I was going to say fucking writing X-Files like a fucking pine dexter The government hell secret Shut up pussy

Oh yeah I watched I'm watching Twin Pinks David DiCofny is a trans person Yeah Pretty good Pretty sexy

Pretty funny Yeah Oh my gosh It's good stuff It's good stuff Move over Jillian Whatever to fuck your name is The old dog

Yeah Skank But sweet smell of success Yeah So it's in the 50s And it stars What's the name Bert Lancaster.

Do you know much about Bert Lancaster? No. I didn't know anything about him either and he's won me over after one movie. Okay. It's basically the Burton Lancaster show. He plays the main character in it and Tony Curtis is like his lackey,

his henchman who's trying to rise up the ranks. And by way, just get into it. Bert Lancaster, very interesting guy. He's like one of those old-timey guys where grew up on the streets getting the fist fights while smoking a cigarette, you know? Then became like a champion,

not like a really good basketball player and a box skirt. And then he was like you know what, I'm going to join the circus and be a trapeze artist for like five years. He was kind of like Dick Grayson. Yeah. I'll tell you what he actually was. He was, uh, just from that resume, he was an intelligence asset.

There's no way that somebody can be so prolific and talented in all those fields without being funded by the CIA. I'm telling you right now. You know, what else is funded by the CIA? Your mother's ass? Ah! Now welcome back to your mama with the cat dog

Your mother's ass is big And it stinks of shit And bitched to wash her ass Back for season 29 Of your mama And I'm like, well, your mother is a CIA asset Ah, wait, what were you going to say? Andrew Tate. Oh yeah?

Andrew Tate's dad was in CIA. Are you serious? Not joking at all. I learned it from Billy. Spud. Wow. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. So that's why, you know what people talking about all the folks on Andrew Tate? Yeah. That's a CIA sci-op for some reason.

It's a sci-op, dude. I'm not here exactly why. Maybe it's destroy masculinity. Maybe it's, maybe it's making me more gay than usual. I don't know. Let me tell you, though. I didn't need your help. Wait, so then how is he, why is he being charged with

human trafficking and rape? dad you're gonna help me out here where is his dad is that dead I don't know his dad oh yeah his dad's dead oh wait yeah yeah sure yeah yeah he was working

in the north towers that day yeah oh I get you dad's working with those Jewish aliens you're talking about you know on the planet Yamaka the book it's called but yeah so I think he's a sacrificial lamb at the moment

like they were all good to like let him go out and make a big ruckus be all sexist And by the way Like If you like Sex traffic in Romania Does it even count

You know like What else are they gonna do What work in a shop Like Like you know Like the Irish You love drinking Guinness You know

And they're like They don't drink Guinness They're sex traffic That's their thing you know They're very good at it now Darn good You know beavers Make dams

If you put You tell you what If you get a baby beaver, that's never seen... Oh, Brian, no. No, no one. Even Andrew T. didn't do that. You get a baby beaver,

a young beaver, or you get young beaver. So you're getting some young beef? Yeah, yeah. Like three months older. Just the picture the tiniest little beaver you can. I've never seen any, beady, baby beaver. Yeah? Okay, let's see you get a young little hairy animal.

okay that make it worse instinctively we'll start making dams even like out of anything without so normally to make

it with logs and wood all right yeah yeah yeah if you keep them in like a it will start making out of like let's say here

it will make a dam out of like my Kindle and these books and the cup there just do it instinctively and same were Romanians right you get a little baby Romanian

yeah it will just start giving hand jobs before you I tell you before the midwife or the doctor could even cut the umbilical cord that babies jerking off the doctor

you know this sounds bad actually I'll take that back I apologize no you're right though that's what beavers do that's why you can't have you know an abortion clinic

near a beaver dam because the beavers get the fetuses and you know it's a very smelly dam and it's a dam of the damned because those aborted fetuses are in hell. A damn

for the damned. That's some damn fine bivor pussy. That's damn fine beaver abortions. Damn fine cherry pie. Yes, we are very mentally ill. It's the heat. Can you say the heat is like, it's 12 degrees man, it's, you know.

In the winter I'm like, ah, it's the heat. I'm not mentally ill, it's the heat, I promise you. But anyway, the sweet smell of success. Burt Lancaster. Burt Lancaster. plays JJ and he is a gossip columnist in New York

City in the 50s and back then being a gossip columnist in the 50s was like being Mark Zuckerberg you tell the information you also control the information you have the power

so literally his office is in this restaurant he doesn't leave the restaurant he basically owns a table there and people just come to him all day The Hollywood producers, the politicians, the mayors, the dentist, they all come to him and they basically, almost like a precursor to the godfather in a way, they come to him looking for favors

and he can use these favors to get more and more power. And favors in terms of like, we need good press about this. Man, he's so powerful, if he just writes in his column, like, such and such... Einstein is gay. That's it. Einstein is done forever. Science is finished. No, if he is right, it's like, you know,

such and such an actress seemed just Starlet in a restaurant. And let me say, the restaurant, the food left much to be desired. That restaurant's done, you know? They're ruined there. Same with, like, if he says, you know, a congressman was seen with a certain well-known actress, his, they're like, you know, you're with flusies and hoars, you're ruined right there.

Yeah, yeah. Well, if he mentions good things about you, that's a huge shit. Like, they mentioned one stage as a comedian. and I forget exactly why so he has to do his favour or someone of the favour is like he just writes something nice but his comedian

and they say like you know the laughter was so hard I forgot to even drink my martini or something like that right right right and then like just like immediately he's getting calls from like his agent and he's going to be in movies stuff like that like it's an instant thing

and Tony Curtis by the way plays the lackey who wants to get the power of JJ he wants to usurp him yeah at the moment it's funny Tony Curtis is he's meant to be like a PR kind of press agent kind of

Hollywood agent kind of guy but he's also like a pimp basically and he's whatever makes money yeah yeah he doesn't care at all he's a wheeler dealer and there's a great being there where he has this actress and he's like hey honey why don't hang out my friend here in this hotel room oh I got to go

say oh where are you going I don't worry but you just hang out with him be nice to him well I'm not that type of girl yeah whatever and shuts the door in her face yeah yeah yeah that's is how it works back then. God damn. The plot of the film is JJ, this powerful, powerful man but the one person he can't control

is his sister, his kid's sister. And his kid's sister is dating a dirty jazz penis. A white one though, don't worry. But it's funny, he's a white jazz penis, but all either are jazz guys are black, actually, and they're actually real jazz guys. Oh, like actual.

So it's funny, they're all like real slick and cool because they're slick and cool in real life. And he's like, hey, good work with that jazz tonight, guys. he's a real like corn fed kind of like gee whiz I come all the way Jerry Lewis

is like oh guys we're doing the jazz here's my trombode a boop boo bobobobo boo pooh and that's why I'm crazy what the hell is going on

The jazz guys I think they do the Ocean's 11 song I think they do the songs for Ocean 11 you know like if you're listening to even the modern Ocean 11's movies

the music that's all the jazz stuff from this band right here yeah all that they still use they're actually actually a well-known jazz band in real life, okay? So, the sisters

shacking up with this jazz musician. Who plays him? Oh, just an unknown con. Okay. The thing is, in any other movie, this would be a love story, and these two characters, Tony Curtis and JJ, would be like these kind of villainous characters. You get a few scenes of them. Yeah. But this

is a switch where you barely see, I need this love story. Yes. It's just like they're together, and it's mostly about JJ and Tony Curtis. Right. So it's about the villains. That's what I love about this movie, okay? It's about them being completely seedy, and they use people nonstop. And there's no, like, Tony Curtis, there's zero romance. When he talks to a woman, it's never in any way to be actually really pleasant.

It's always just to get information or to kind of, like, use them in some way, or to just, like, you know, hoard them out to congressmen. That's basically it, okay? All right. Why else you talk to a woman? Hey, I got my weather from the weatherman, and my pork chops from a butcher. If I'm talking to a dame

it's about that sweet treat, a poose! That's what he would say, not me, of course. Yeah, he's from the 50s. I'm a modern man. Yeah. The only thing about me in the 50s is my blood pressure

in the high 50s. And that is not a joke. I've got a week left at best. A sweet smell of success. I haven't been able to smell anything in three months. I'm dying away.

Oh! Like my wife, please. And I'll get into this now. It's very similar to Chinatown this movie. Because it's about incest. Awesome.

The reason why J.J. is not wanting his sister hooking up anyone else is because no one else is good enough for her because he's banging her. Right. He's been banging her since she does. even remember. This is from the 50s? The 50s, yeah. Now, they don't actually say

I'm banging my sister and I root and toot and love it. They wouldn't, you know, the Hayes Code and all that, right? But they dance around it and it's very, very heavily implied. And like, this is the way he's with her and so controlling of her and she's kind of scared and wants to get away from him. It's like that. But like, she's nowhere she can

go in the city because he's got little birds. He's got his ears everywhere. Yeah. And at first, Tony Curtis tries to pay the boyfriend off. Right. The sister's boyfriend. He won't go. Then he tries to threaten him. He won't go. Then he puts jazz cigarettes in his pockets. Gets him rested by the police. Oh, what? Right there. Yeah, yeah. Gives him the old stitch-up, makes him look like a reefer addict. Exactly, yeah. Yeah. A reefer junkie. And then all his other jazz friends are like, oh shit, yeah, he must have put all his hair on in our pocket too, officer. Here you go, right there, right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all these ludes and shit, man, it's white more crazy. You know what he talking about? Yeah, exactly. There was less, there was almost enough black people in the movie.

The black people were already in for like literally about two minutes. Oh. And then it's all Tony Curtis then. Come on. Yeah. Runing it right there. But yeah, I liked it. And then at the end, there isn't really a nice ending to it either.

It's a very sad ending disappointing. Like a dark cynical movie. It's a dark cynical movie. Of course you loved it. I can see why Vince Gilligan likes it so much because the writing is great. And it's like all these little back and forth little phrases in that. So it's very 50s. doesn't sound, like the phrases still work today

you know, and like the back, the Rappapore like a sorkin almost, it's fun to hear the dialogue back and forth. Yeah. I enjoyed it immensely right there, yeah. And Burt Lancaster, I need to watch more of his movies because I liked him a lot. Yeah. Right there, yeah. A real man. He kind of fell between the cracks, I think. Lancaster? Yeah, he's in all these movies that like, I think the

modern generation aren't going to watch. Yeah, I mean, what movie stars from back then still pack a punch with, I mean, the only people that really... They're the dead ones, like James Dean. the ones who died early Yeah, yeah The ones who are like

Oh, he represented Hollywood And that he got bummed and died He got fucked by a guy That eventually got fucked by Richard Pryor Oh, big whoop It's a circle of life Yeah, yeah So are some movies I watch right there

I don't think I described them very well But No, I think we, you know Thank you very much man I try on best I didn't actually compliment you there So don't see you know Oh sorry, okay

I'll take white and gay yeah yeah yeah so apart from that i was watching a little bit of this thing called dark side in the 90s oh yeah yeah they kind of talk with different things most of it wasn't that interesting did one about like rush limba oh okay uh not uh not yeah he's not yeah he's like rush limbo was bad right wing talk radio guy apparently like real bad like uh was it percocet addiction oh yeah yeah and he you found him going to thailand one time with like literally a suitcase full of a That sounds like I'm exaggerating. Literally was a suitcase

full of that girl. And then like a map like in like handwriting and be like closest child's brothel. Oh yes. And he was like I didn't so on plant Tony Curtis That's the goddamn Democrats folks.

Yeah I mean Rush Limbaugh is kind of you know. He was kind of like you in a way James. He was like just a proffautour. Just a fat, sweaty, racist opiate addict. What are you tried to imply, Brian? I'm not sure I care for your tone, sir.

They also, just to change the flavor, they also, the documentary about Arsenio Hall. Oh. And man, Arsenio Hall was so cool. I didn't realize this how cool you were. Like, we looked now and it's cool, like, back then. Yeah. Like, imagine just the kind of like,

the wake up, the electric shock of going from like Johnny Carson and you flip the channel. Yeah. And you have Arsenio Hall being like, okay, guys, here's MC Hammer doing his brand new song. Yeah. It's like, can't touch. Like, it's the fucking, all the good songs we,

know, premiered on Arsino Hall. It was the, like, coolest hip, it was kind of like, very much like, this ain't your daddy's talk show. Yeah, exactly. It's so funny, in fact that, like, Carson was so angry about that. They're, like, they're crumping. They're dancing on stage.

It shouldn't be allowed. He's doing Karnak. He's like, come on, guys. Come on, guys. I'm doing who's on first. Come on. It's me and Jane Mansfield. they kept saying like did have like fucking like um you know like rodney dangerfield on like don rickles on like at least twice a week you know and then they on on your side they've got like um like two pack they literally have two pack yeah they got man they got two pack they got judge reinhold they got uh all the stars even like they had like andrew dice clay sam kinnison even like the new kind of the cool comedians like you know arena comedians who were talking about necrophilia and like you know He's got prints.

How you could use dental floss to blind Asian people. Yeah, exactly. Pretty good. And his audience would like that, especially. Yeah. But, like, it was, it was such a cool, it was a good documentary, but I kind of wish, like, because now with the internet and all that, like, just how extremely different would have been to turn it on. It's just just, just how black it was.

Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's talk about yellow. Let's get it on, Neil. Let's talk about the black elf in the room right there. It was so black, man. It was black. You damn right, brother.

It was pretty good as well, yeah. But now, what is it? Why, what's the big thing that ruined his career? Farrakhan. Farrakhan. And, like, he just, I don't know what it is, but he was just like, they're like, he gave anyone on, just not Farrakon. I think he was kind of like, I'm too big to fail.

I'm like, you know, I'm, you know. Here's the thing, with Farrakhan, I thought I just had him on. He had Farrak on for a whole hour, and basically is, like, let him speak. He was kind of like, you know, like, RFK Jr. on the Joe Rogan, like, he was just like, hey, you go, Mr. Farrakhan, I love you, and he'd be like, I don't agree

with anything you say, but I also agree with everything you say, especially about Jews. Yeah. Now go ahead there, Mr. Farrakhan. What's that, Mr. Farrakhan, you think Jews are actually descendant of the Ananaki Ahilliots? Sounds like he's making damn good points to me. I heard James Caden talk with that as well. Farrakhan's

like, don't ruin my reputation. Whoa, that guy's problem. Maddo you heard his podcast The Dorks This probably don't even know who Farrakhan is Well do some research I mean go to the local library Ask for a book about Farrakhan

And to say no Piss your pants As a protest Yeah so the Arsenio thing But Then you ever hear that Shnade O'Connor thing That she said that Arsenio gave Prince the drugs that killed him

Yeah, yeah, awful stuff, man Yeah, awful stuff She's a mentalist, so, you know Look at the last laugh Yeah, man Well, let's be talking about real quick Where is Arsenio now, though? Didn't he try to bring his show back?

He brought it back Yeah It's weird because he was like He was almost like, he was like They're like, will he be like Go his own way and become like another Eddie Murphy type Well, he'd lead his own movies

He never actually led his own movie And they wanted him Before coming to America even Yeah Like he's cool, he's hip, we want them And he was like, you know what and he just kept big and they were like how about this much he's like double it okay about this now you know what double it i want full creative control and they're like we can't do

that sir it's like well i'm going to come into america i'll see in the year guys yeah they're like okay we'll do everything you want okay please please like he was head him over a barrel stop sending farrakhan to my house during my daughter's birthday party it's my son's bar mitzvah i do not want to see Farrakhan, dressed as a circus club. Man, he got an Oprah deal first attempt. Oprah had to earn that through

many, manny, he was like, I won what Oprah's getting, and he got it. Just the power, the dick swinging power, the whole thing. Yeah, I mean, I reckon like, you know, she's kind of like they talk about there's the Aluminati and then the black Illuminati and, you know.

And you're not neither of them. No, I'm not, no. But Oprah Winfrey is like she's big in the black illuminati you know. Oh yeah. It's her, Barack Obama it was Bill Cosby till he screwed the pooch or whatever her name was. Hey-oh. I'm just thinking they're like, you know

when they talk about Farrakhan they're like, oh my God, it's disgusting. We talk about you, okay? And worseful of all, brino too is there snickering along like the little cowardly was. Yeah, yeah. That's why I'm a footnote with history there, you know? I'm the gerbils

mate you're not even the mingle let me tell you that oh god I heard a funny story there actually one of the lads whoa

I'll go for you no no no I'll be mean that's all right no that's end the episode now that's it

three more minutes of silence that'd be mean there no this Latin work right friend Hay has just moved to London

and she she, like, was getting paranoid that her roommates were, like, going into her room. So she was, like, telling them, please don't go in my room. They're like, we don't go in your room. So she set up cameras. Turns out, it was two people broke into the house wearing gimp masks and we're having sex on her bed. And then when she called up, like, the Met, the Metropolitan Police, they're like, yeah, we're starting to see a real trend of this happening.

They're called, like, sex burglars or whatever. Sexburger. Or like, yeah. This is a new movie, man. It's a new thing, man. It's like, so apparently they have their own little like web of like they, you know, they send out spotters and they look for places and then. This is like dogging two point old.

Exactly. Gaffing, man. It's gaffing. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. Sex burglars. And I was looking it up. You couldn't even find it.

Only he like showed us a bit of the video on his phone. And I was like, what the fuck? And I tried locking it up and you can't really find much on it. Like there's one or two stories. but yeah, so apparently there's this It's in London, is it? Yeah, yeah, in London. Oh my God, that's where Michael Rice lives.

Well, no, you know why. Yeah. Oh, my God, this is great. But yeah, so apparently, like, they break into people's houses and have sex wearing masks so as to not be, but surely they're leaving DNA everywhere, you know? Well, I mean, if you wear a condom, like... No, but like hair or skin...

Well, here's the thing with DNA, I presume, like, I don't know. Surely with DNA, as long as they don't catch you, they can't prove anything, am right? Hopefully? It's like if you're on a database already, which, you know, statistically, if you're the kind of person that can only come by wearing a Gimp mask and breaking into somebody's house, I would be willing to bet you've got a rap sheet, you know. You've definitely, you know, you've got a Dewey or an ASBO or something. But yeah, it's very interested, so I want to look into this more. I'm trying to look this up now. Again, like you said, you can't find anything about it. And like only, but like he showed us the video. that his mates sent him and she like when she rang up

well yeah I want to see the video it's like a screenshot but yeah yeah yeah I want to see the screen show I'll pay how much 500 euro I will a black check

you know what put whatever about you think is the girlfriend's birthday's coming up yeah I was going to buy or something this would be the perfect present

signed by the gimps themselves and then a play ticket to London for two my dear yeah oh my god yeah it's very funny now but like yeah what was more interested in me like not the fact that it was just this

sort of opportunistic one off thing that there's a sort of little a web of intrigue these people like they message each other it's like you know they scoff you know they keep the window unlocked on the second floor and the people there's nobody at the house between

2 a 2 p.m and 3 p.m you know remember I was talking about a while ago there there's a thing I saw where they go into people's houses and just stand there I think it's called like Zorbing or Zubing

or something And then there was that kid The TikTok guy What was his name? Mizzy or something Yeah And then he disrespected Piers Morgan

Yeah Imagine Pierce Morgan So you're having Sex in housing And Gibbat Right now As I speak Well this is not on

Is it? You're a bloody Imsel Are you busy Don't even talk to me Blin You're not even Talking to me

You get me No I don't get you Missy I don't, I don't want to actually. I actually met some young people recently. Yeah. Some sex in their house. No, I met these young people recently.

And they were like, yo, where do we pull up? I was like, I was so taken with that, I don't know what you and what? Yeah. Where do you pull up? Yeah. I don't know what you mean, sir. They mean parked the car? No, there is what?

Where do I stand? Pull up? Yeah. Where do I pull up here? Like, where do I stand? And I was just, I went to the bathroom and killed. myself. I'll tell you

what you can pull your damn pants of kids pants sagging all around your eyes wearing the gimp mask breaking into the house for pussy

that ain't right we're at the hour there and you just want to say before we go I don't know what this episode is weird this was a wild one

to be honest I was feeling a bit kind of brain foggy a bit kind of same here yeah yeah

well I was saying I'm going to take a few weeks off I think. Right. Because I literally haven't taken I haven't used

I've used so what is it now June? Yes. I've used one holiday day this year. I don't take any sick days. I've been told by work

that I will no longer be getting paid for any sick days because I take too many. I've taken zero sick days man. Yeah, we're different people you and I've started to notice that

yeah. But someday I'll be like you don't worry if I drink and fight and fuck enough someday I'll be like you man. That's right. Better start eating

kid. Ha ha ha ha ha. What are you laughing? What's funny about that, Brian? You fucking cunt. You Farrakhan loving cuck. But I do want to, by next week,

I want to get more into this sex burglar thing. There's all these webs, even the little innocent Dublin. There's all these, I follow some of it now. I'm watching from afar now. I'm like a guy who goes to the,

you're the cockfighting. I watch it, but I don't actually bring a chicken to it. No, yeah. Like an amateur. You bring a baby beaver to the cock. fight and you have a good old time but like there's a few things i watch on instagram like just like some glory hole things i go on to and really are there

glory holes in dublin apparently still yeah jesus i mean the average bathroom in dublin is so smelly already you know with a glory hole element to mean where uh i'll let you know off here man we should drive that for the patreon let's go right now man i've been trying to get you to go to places you all do it like, no, I'm dizzy. Yeah, yeah. I'm having a panic attack. Yeah, well, I want to go

and have some pussy attack at the glory hole. Oh, Brian, it's always a man. Every time, it's just a man. It's always you, Brian. You know that? Wearing a Mizzy mask. You're wearing your Mizzy mask,

you freak. No offense to Mizzy. Oh, Missy bounces back. Well, where is he now? He's probably doing great, man. He's been arrested with an Andrew Tears. He got sex trafficked by Andrew Tate. Well, look, let's just end it there, okay?

All right. It was great time.