Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 201 : Indiana Jones and the Dial Of Destiny

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

Short round is better than Fleabag

All right. Dude, we're back for a free episode, and I just turned off to TV there because James being very rude about Dune. Yeah. You got your... Looks like a nerd fest, bro. No, man.

Dune is... Hey, forget Dune. I'm all about Poon. I was worried what you're going to say. Oh, how did that want to skip this? Let's move on. In the other Jones. In the other Jones.

And the Temple of... Whoa! No. Temple of Poon. That's good. Raiders of the Lost Arse. Have you, what's your relationship with? By the way, Dune is awesome.

Okay. Dune is a universal story about rising up and defeating the powerful, you know, punching up, you know. It's about space Muslims. There's spice. You take the spice. You know the Iraq War? Yes. It was for oil.

Yes. Imagine if the oil also made you trip balls and see the future. Think how much awesome the Iraq War would be. Like, the Iraq War was pretty awesome. I can know what opioids are, though, when you think about it, The poppy fields. Yeah. So it were,

and this was written years ago, but it's still fucking relevant. Dune is amazing. I can't wait for Dune. I would sit down and watch Dune with you right now. I would stop this podcast, or we could put on Dune right now. Yeah.

And watch it and just stay very quiet. How long is it like three hours? Yeah. Yeah. Obviously, when I don't understand something, my instinct is to attack it because I'm scared. You call it gay. Yes, exactly.

that makes you powerful. And that is a failsafe. That works. It's a catch-all, you know? It works. Well,

calling something gay is kind of, it's good because especially when you call something, you know, like you're all like something homophobic. Sure.

You call that gay. Yes. That's a real catch-22 right there. It's like you. That's a real Adam 22. Yeah. Yeah. Someone fucks my girlfriend.

Yeah. That's a snatch 22. When somebody fucks your girlfriend in front of you. Before we talk about Indiana Jones and the dial of destiny. Let's talk about Adam 22 And the black cock of Destiny

Because he's married to Lana de Plug Yes And only has a Christian name now But Lana de Plug So do you know much about Adam 22 Adam 22, I'll be honest now It's a little bit of a guilty pleasure of mine In the same way that you have

Like you have Andrew Tate and Joe Rogan And I don't know who else I mean Gaddafi chairman Mao you know all the dudes all the bros for me it's like Oscar Wild

and Adam 22 those are my heroes but so there's a little part of me that's like I'd love to be Adam 22 I'd love all those face tattoos I love people I would love To be a 43 year old wigger

I would love for people to see my cock online That's the kind of dream I have someday He fucks her Like they do Is it only fans content? Yeah but you can get online They put out previews

stuff online so you can find it he has a weird fucking style I've noticed where he's fucking her but he puts

his sometimes he puts one arm behind his back oh like an admiral like a great general

going down on the ship you know like Napoleon you know it's interesting because you know the way

you watch so much porn James all right yes and you just kind to take for brand just me

no one else yeah it's a weird fucked up fetish where I like to look at internet

pornoggan I'm kind of local I'm a deviant that way yeah watch that big tits oh my god I could go to jail for this if the world found out about this

the only way to talk about when people discover aliens is like the people can't know it'll be panicking the streets yeah yeah there's porn in Roswell I was going to say I got to oh yeah so I've lost track completely you mentioned big tits there

I completely lost track this is why the people can't know you're a consummate professional My hat nearly fell off there. Okay, so Adam 22, what was it? I assumed he was letting his girlfriend getting fucked all the time, no? No, no. So it never happened.

So he only fucks her and other girls, all right? And that's it. And he said even a year ago that he wouldn't get other guys involved. But now he has. And there's a guy, I think his name's like, something like, Dirk. It's not Diggler, but it's something, I think he's kind of similar.

It's called, like, Dirk Diggler, but if he was a black guy. Yeah, it's all. I don't know. What could you? No, no, no. I think his name's Kevin, all right? It's Kevin James.

So, he is agreed. He's going to fuck Lana. And I've been counting down the days. Wait, it hasn't actually happened, Jeff? No, no, no. We still got a week to go, man. There's a timer. You can go onto a timer and watch.

Remember that website back in the day that was like when Mary Kay and Ashley are legal? Yes. I didn't go on it. I didn't go on it. This is like, this is a countdown to when interracial sex is legal. I remember.

I've got six days that all hell breaks loose. A friend of ours actually one time in a gas party we came up with this idea is like it's a new porn genre it's countdown to 18 and like they're behind

like a cloak or something and then once the clock strikes midnight they're 18 you drop the cloak they come out naked and they just get face fucked but it turns out Opie and Anthony already did it

with Mayor Kate and Ashley so where was the I wasn't part of this conversation No, you weren't, no. Was I outside knocking the door? Don't tell him we're here. It was in Dundalk. In Dundalk, everything's a bit more loose in Dundalk.

Yeah, man. All these morals. Like Studio 54, man, just a gaff in Dundalk, you know? Oh, look, here on, that is Elton John sniffing coke out of a young lad's arms. So, now she's going to fuck in six days' time, she's going to fuck a big black guy. Right. Now, here's those wondering about this. They're talking about this on the podcast.

The No Jumper Show With Adam 22 Yeah Is it Think about This is a real Thought twister Here right

When you're letting your wife Fuck a big black guy Yes Is it Should she leave the wedding ring On or off Because you don't want The wedding ring

Wrapped around the big cock All right Okay Also you don't want her to be taken off It looks like she's like Dumping you in a way So what I was thinking about this For ages yet

I went into kind of A kind of a fugue stage Yeah And I kind of just collapsed on the floor I was thinking about it. To be honest, I think once the big black cock goes into her pussy, the wedding ring is going to be the furthest thing

from his mind. Was this a question he was bringing up or was this just you? No, he was bringing this up. They were debating it because like he's in the room obviously when she's getting fucked, all right? Why? They were debating because he's filming it. Oh. Now, hang on. Here's a question. Has he got a big cock?

For a porn star, no. But I mean, Like, for a wigger, yes. I wonder, he must be on some kind of like that, because he does maintain, he never comes too quick or anything. Yeah. Obviously, you can shoot around all this stuff, with movie magic, you know? Sure. Remember Jurassic Park? Yeah.

Those dion dinosaurs weren't real. No. You know, it's all this prosthetics and, you know, industrial light and magic. Wait, so why are they deciding now that she fucks a dude on camera? Because, you know, you got to take it the next level. It's like anything, you know.

But everyone's calling him a cook. People have been quite mean about the whole thing. It seemed to be, everyone's just like, Adam, you know, Adam Twain 2 is falling. This is the end of days right here. I'd never let my girl do that. I think Antoine 2 is actually kind of a, kind of like a feminist icon. You know that woman on the bus. I mean, his rape victims wouldn't say he's that, but yeah, you're calling him a feminist icon. There's only a few rape victims. Only a few, sorry. Well, remember that guy, remember there was the black pita hunters. Yeah, I remember you tell me about this. There's black pito hunters now, all right? Right. Which it sounds like a Jordan Peel movie. It sounds pretty awesome. A Jordan Peel movie of a Jordan Peterson nightmare. There's black paedophile hunters, Bucco. They won't make their bed, but they're telling you where they put your cock. And then you're with Jonah and the whale like Pinocchio. Yeah.

So these black guys hunt pedophiles. But they're not that... A lot of times when these pedo hunters, it just kind of harass people that look like pedophiles. It's mostly that. Just find a guy with glasses. It kind of looks like me. you know

I'm like, you a pito bro and this troll brick at him and like pito hunters that's great but anyway

these black pito hunters run Adam 22's show and then they brought up the fact that like he's been accused to having sex underage girls accused

accused yeah okay no nothing's been proved in court right right and by the way Adam 22's father

was good friends of Bill Clinton yeah he's a rich kid right like he comes from money doesn't he Adam 22

now how did he actually get his start like what's his BMX he was a BMX guy he was BMX bandit BMX bandit yeah okay and he traveled to

around the world and BMX competitions doing like back flips and bunny hops yeah all that's the Welsh all the cool BMX stuff you know I'm going to do a 360 but then he kind of got more into like

I think drinking a lot sure and some somehow through that he filmed himself with rappers and he became like a hip-hop connoisseur Okay, kind of like Tim Westwood He was a taste bit Very similar in a lot of ways

Yeah, yeah In a lot of ways, yeah But yeah Oh, she looks nice It's a hot girl walk past Yeah? Yeah, oh she's gone now James, yeah Oh fuck

That was my one chance Yeah, that could have been the one, Brian Oh, anyway So back to So I am pro cooking. Okay. If you're, if you're boat into it.

Let me steady cook. Yeah, not me personally, you know. I don't want anyone cooking me yet. Anyway, maybe we'll see. Yeah. Pretty fun to have a big black man fuck me when my girlfriend watches and cries. That'd be pretty cool, wouldn't it?

Don't worry, honey. I'm not wearing the wedding ring. We're not married and that is the least that is so far down the list of problems I have with what's going on right now. I've got to be a X. Anyway, so let's talk about

the new flop movie Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Terrible name. It sounds like a cheap like Nintendo DS game, you know? It sounds like a kind of really cheap game. It is a big flop at the moment. It might lose even more than the Flash. Really?

So the movies right now are not doing well. Yeah. So the Flash bombed. The Transformers. movie is not doing well. Do you even know those Transformers? I didn't even know there was one out. Indiana Jones is not doing well either. All these big tent pull movies to all these guys are like look, whatever else happens

Indiana Jones for sure that's going to get us through here okay. I won't have to kill my family in insurance accident, you know? And now it's all gone to shit. I won't have to let a big black guy fuck my family on camera. Harrison's let me down.

So Indiana Jones and Dial Destiny. is not doing well critically or commercially. Shall I just talk about the plot? Is there any questions you have about it? Well, people kind of, people had already predicted, like, I guess there is a way to sort of the analytics to determine how well, the projections, I guess,

what they're called box office projections. And people are saying, like, it's going to tank, it's going to lose a bunch of money. And it has come to pass. Yes, yes. Now, before we talk about Dial of Destiny, Let's talk about the other Inya Jones movies Because I kind of forgot

I am a big Inia Jones fan But I'm like a normal person We're like I'm a fan of something But I don't need to go back and watch it Like you know I know some people who are like big Harry Potter fans Yeah And they watch Harry Potter

Whenever they're sick or hungover They watch it over And it's same with like Pirates of the Caribbean Or especially Lord of the Rings Whereas these these certain movies They're like Whenever oh It's my day off

Oh it's a bank holiday money Monday, you know what that means. Get everyone together. We're going to watch Lord of Rings again and again and again. There's no one to get together. You have no friends, you freak. You send all these letters, but yeah. You watch the 15-hour extended cotton. You haven't watched yourself in days. Nobody's coming. We're like, I like Indian Jones, but I haven't watched them in years. I like them, but I don't need to go back and watch it. There's the kind of movies like they'll be on every Christmas and you'll watch like an hour of one before you go and jerk off. like, yeah, I'm jerking off on Christmas Day.

Yeah, happy birthday, Jesus, your little fruit. Get ready for my frankincense and my. Take that short round. Yeah, yeah. So let's talk about the first one first. When was the last time you watched the original? Ah, shit, I don't know, years ago. But I've seen them, I know them well enough.

The first one I've probably seen the least. Raiders of the Lost Ark. It's kind of considered the best one, right? It is the best, definitely, in terms of like, it's an actual proper, it feels like it's a genuine. in achievement, you know, it's the first of his kind. I have a huge soft spot. Like, I love

the third one. Yes. But I remember I went back and watched the second one not too long long. The second one is great as well. It's, people kind of like, they sort of, out of the original trilogy, they say that's the worst one. And arguably it is because the girl in it Spielberg's

wife who plays the love interest. She's really bad. Like, she's not... She's bad, but like, there's a little bit leeway where like, she's bad, but like, I kind of I'd rather that and just a screaming woman than like Fleabag

then Fleabag yeah after seeing Fleabag I have a new appreciation what was her name Willie Winnie Yeah I think her name was Willie No Was it her character

Where like in the original draft It's like Indy met her when she was 12 And fucked her silly No that's the first woman Who's back in all the other movies then Oh right right Ryan Ravenwood

Right So I think in the movies The actual continuity he banged her when she was like 15 or something but you can read the letters between Spielberg and Lucas we're like let's make her 12 they were like minutes of a production meeting

they were like yeah let's make it so she was 12 you literally are saying that like let's make it 12 come on they're like oh yeah let's do it yeah they're getting like horned up just talking about yeah they're yeah they're you know so he met her underaged okay right and it's funny because she's the one that he's come back she's the most problematic that's how it works

And she's the one who loves them unconditionally. Yeah, yeah. She has mutt with them. I tell you, get them while they're young. What about the fourth one? I want to go back and watch the fourth one. I think I'd like it way more. Fucking even Stevens.

I remember. You know what? People make fun that fridge thing. It's a stupid movie. It's meant to be like, you're meant to get really, like, you know, leave reason at the door a little bit of these movies. Yeah. I think people did sort of overreact.

Obviously, that South Park episode, which was so funny. Yeah. And, like, so enjoyable. people, a lot of people kind of have this thing is like once South Park makes fun of something then it's the same with Rob Schneider I know exactly where you go with this thing but like fuck you know all the fucking

cunts out there is like yeah Rob Schneider a doopty deput it's like you know what cunt I'd far rather hang out of Rob Schneider than listen to you fucking doing your bad impression of a South Park episode from 27 years ago yeah exactly so soapirk family guy as well everyone kind of shit

on Family Guy after South Park they're both stupid cartoons you know they're fun I love this I knew we're going with that straight away but I do hate that I was like they watch Family Guy and that's their opinion they're like

Rob Schneider's a stapler Yeah Well at least fucking he's doing something Yeah yeah We got a sequel to Deuce Bigelow What the fuck did you ever do You can't

I watch a little bit of Rob sitcom from 2014 Well look come on You're gonna make me look foolish now to start breaking that I like to talk about the cool stuff

like his anti-vax stuff yeah you're right actually yeah he was anti-vax even before Jim Carrey I was trying to watch

his new stand-up special I couldn't find it online because it's on Fox Nation yeah so Fox Nation is Fox is Netflix right

and they're doing the original comedy special now so the Roseanne Bar special and Rob Schneider we could be next we wish yeah

his special is woke up in America yes and there's double meaning because woke means like woke like you wake up

also means woke is in like woke lib tards oh right so that went over my head

yeah yeah yeah that's it my special is going to be called lib tard in America yeah

yeah so everyone so everyone kind of shits on Indiana Jones 4

cause of that not just the South Park episode but also there's also it's not great movie

no I don't come out with being like you know I'm actually die hard in you

Jones 4 I remember like we watched it in a gaff one time but I remember we had bought a bag of weed and I'm pretty sure it was laced with like synthetic cannabinoids

it was like a bag of weed like half weed Was this Dundalk again? No it was in Dublin All right so in Dundalk you're talking about underage sex and yes and here are you watching you

Dublin's good for you Yeah yeah exactly yeah well synthetic cannabinoids but I remember getting being so fucking high it was the most like we watched a full movie I only have like very very limited memory

of actual scenes. I'm pretty sure that shit that we smoked wasn't good, but anyway, I digress. Look, after watching... I haven't seen it in a long time. After watching Five, I suddenly think I'll have a whole new

appreciation for four. Look, if you're going to give me a choice between Fleabag and even Stevens, I'm going with Shia La Booth nine times out of ten. Shia La Booth has God on his side. Yes, that's right.

Shia La Booth is a Christian. Yep. And he's playing Podropio in a new movie. Yeah. Could Fleabag do Padra Pio. Yeah, I tell you,

the only reason they didn't bring Shiel of Boe back for the fifth one is because they know he loves shooting stray dogs. If he saw Fleebag

on the side, it's like, hey, there's one right there. Blah, blah, blu! Oh, you horrible man, I'm not a mongrel dog.

I'm a beautiful woman. Fucking, she looks like Mr. Burns and a wig, man. Big fucking chomper's and a pointy nose on her. I have no opinions

of flea-bye. I've never. ever seen a single second of the show. It's just very funny. Fleabag's not of a good run in it though. So Fleabag did Fleabag. I love how she's called Fleabag, like the net, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So Fleabag made the show Fleaback. He was successful and all that. And then she's tried to have a movie. The funniest show from people that don't know what comedy is. Yeah, yeah. But again, I haven't watched it. I love how you're like that. I've never seen it. It probably is very good.

Didn't she do Killing Eve as well? Was that her? She did, yeah, which ended bad. People say it started off good and ended badly, you know. Right. But, and killing he was based on the book as well. It doesn't count. Okay, good.

So, I'm not giving any points for that. Good. So she was in, she voiced a robot in one of the Star Wars movies. Right. Solo. And that was a big, that was a huge box office bomb. I tell you, here's, I'm gonna, this is out of the left field. I saw that in the cinema.

Why? Because I was, ha, ha, dude. Oh, dude. you could have invited me. No, I was in Monaghan. It was sure. I would have come down. I was just like staying in Monaghan.

I wanted to get out of the house, so I just went to the cinema, and there was nothing on. So I was like, fuck it, I'll smoke a joint, and I'll go watch solo. It'll be bright lights and colors. And Woody Harrelson. It was boring as shit.

I'm pretty sure I left before it ended. Yeah, I'm terrible. That was a huge bomb. And I've never left the house since. That was my last. I'm never going back to the cinema. I've been betrayed. And then she was meant to work on Mr. Mrs. Smith.

She was going to write and produce Mr. Mrs. Smith with her and Donald Glover. Oh, I mean, her as Angelina Jolie. Yeah. Come on, no. And she dropped out. I'd rather fuck childish Gambino, thank you very much. So she dropped, I would.

But she dropped. Good looking, man. Very good. And he's getting better and better. Very talented. Yeah, a nice little hat as well. Dude's rock. Yeah.

So, like. I was going to say So she She dropped out that through creative differences Right And then she's in this film Which is also a huge box office bomb Yeah

So it's not being good Now she'd write Some additional scenes for The Last James Bond movie Which wasn't a bomb But it's been an up and down career for her Hasn't been like She's not the next Jim Carrey

Okay Good But you know what they're going to do Now just piss you up Oh They're going to remake Pet Detective Oh, no. Yeah, but it's Mrs. Pet Detective.

Oh, Jesus Christ. And then they find out that the villain is actually a cisgendered white man. Bluh! And everyone starts with all the big day down. It's you. Yeah. They've edited you into it. You're Sean Young now.

And you're like, come on now. I can give permission for this. This is not allowed. In the cinema, Monaghan, they're all. all pointing and laugh at you. Oh, all my school, all my, the bullies from school. No.

Anyway, so, the dial of destiny. Let's go through the plot of this, all right? So like the first three, you know, we like them. The fourth one is probably not as bad as people say, but not great. This one, I was surprised by how unemotional it was through it.

Yeah. It kind of felt like, let's say you're at house party and someone's like, oh, dude, did you ever watch the Indiana Jones video game made in 2014? You're like, no, what's that? And then they show you some cut scenes from it. And you're like, okay.

And then you walk home then. You're not going to remember that. That's kind of like how I felt watching this, right? It was just like, it was just some nonsense that I didn't care about. And then afterwards it was like, I felt nothing. You watch it online. I watch it online. Was it a good version or a calm version?

It was a little bit calm, but it was good enough. And it got the plot anyway. Yeah, yeah. It's not like it's this visually. stunning film either. It's not like, they're more like Dune again.

Yeah. Or like, even like a Garden of the Galaxy movie. Like there's a lot more, just like space and shit to look at. Yeah, but even like this is just him

on a train. Yeah. Like a CGI train. Well, it starts off, alright. It's Indiana Jones has been captured by the Nazis

and he's like Blade Runner Harrison Ford. Right. So he's like young. He's deaged. He's deaged. How does that look? It looks good.

I'll be honest. Now, again, maybe watch on the big screen I could notice, little weirdness to it, but it looked all right. The thing that ruins it is to keep his voice. His old man voice. Yeah, so he's like, oh, I'm, I gotta

get out of here. I'm 20 years old. Yeah. I gotta go to prom. Yeah. So, it sounds weird. I guarantee me still on YouTube, probably very easily be able to, like, fix the voice. You know, it's probably not that hard to do. It's like when you watch new episode of the Simpsons and the homers are,

Hey, Marge, yeah. On Marge, but Marge sounds like dog shit. Holy shit. Marge, it's kind hard to understand what she's saying sometimes. It's just like, she's actively dying in the recording booth. Oh man, it's just like,

it doesn't matter how many times she takes a sip of water, it's never enough, you know? So he's been captured by the Nazis and they have this kind of artifact called the Dial of Destiny, let's call it that. There's a different name to it and just like, the Dial of Agu-Go-Go-Doh

or something like that, but Dial of Destiny Right And they're trying to do it But then I think What is it like a sun dial It's like a kind of silly Science fiction thing

You know And it's broken half There's two halves to it as well That's the kind of like You know Put the two halves together It's the standard Indiana Jones shit

All right And then the thing That threw me off is He's chasing after These Nazis and Toby Jones is there You know the British actor And he's like his little comp

Like Indy watch out And they get on a train And they're on the roof of a train like a Nazi chasing after them and one this thing goes on

for 25 minutes the opening right is 25 minutes of young Indiana Jones okay and again like it looks all right

like you do notice like CGI can't just replicate just the movement you know like when he's he sits down in the car like he punches a Nazi

who's driving the car and he gets in the car it's a little bit like you know a little bit like as he sits down as his hemorrhoid donut you know

that like CGI can't fix that movement you know it's still that old man movement a little bit Irish man style yeah yeah yeah but it's just this big kind of chase on a train I've heard some people online say like I hated the movie but I love that power I was like classic Indiana Jones

I was just bored by it I was actually I was thinking like they're on a train it probably would be pretty exciting to be on top of a train when it's moving yeah but I'm not getting any of that maybe it's because it's all

maybe it's because I'm very aware in fact that it's it's a CGI Harrison Ford, you know. That they're just like on a sound stage surrounded by green felt. Yeah, and everything about it just feels

a bit CGI and a bit, and even like Toby Jones I'm like, is that real? I can't tell you know, you're doubting everything. Sure. And another thing you threw me off

is in the flashback, Mads Mickelston is there. Right. All right. And he's got like, he's got black hair. And then in the modern movie where like Indiana Jones

like 80 years old, yeah. They've given Mads like just slightly gray hair The difference, the age difference is when he match up. He still looks amazing. Yeah. And also he gets whacked. He gets domed. So he's on the train too

trying to get the artefact. And he's like, I want the artefact for my evil schemes. And then he gets whack. He's on the side of a train. He gets whacked by like a tree or something. He goes bong and he falls off the train. It's such a loud. It's not just like a fog. It's like a bong and he flies off. It's like he's definitely dead.

That would kill you. Yeah. Yeah. That drew me off as well. Little things at that was like okay but it feels so unreal anyway you're like yeah it's like yeah it's hard to start pointing out you know shit that's a logic again it's like you're watching fucking I know like a Pixar movie

you're like wait Mr Incredible wouldn't survive like it just feels like yeah yeah yeah um but anyway so then we just holds a mirror up to the fact that you really are wasting your life it really is yeah I've got no de-aging technology I said de-aging it sounds like

de-aging technology but yeah de-age technology Harris said Ford looks Korean Oh, I don't like it We can fix short round With Fleabag Fleabag is short round By the way, the missed

The fucking missed opportunity Of like, okay, we could bring back Mutt, you know But Mutt's being accused of bad things Who's Mutt? Mutt is the son Shire the Booth Oh shit, right, yeah, yeah, yeah

So we could bring him back Short round Literally like a fucking Oscar winning actor Right Yeah, having an old Red Nays on Yeah, bring him back, and it's just the wrong timing. And, like, him, if you put him in there, I think that would have won me over so much more.

Just to have, like, a bit of connection to the past and all that. And short round, you know, it'll be fun, you know. And he could say, I know I've said it before, Indy, but this time I mean it, there really is no time for love. Yeah, you can say something like Dan, yeah. He could say, no time for love short round. Come on. Oh, he cock-block short round.

Yeah, come on, that'd be fun. put me in charge but anyway no it's not so who directed this uh James Marigold okay director of Copland oh huh yeah okay yeah he's back I like Copeland yeah okay well you're saying it shit and you think

I'm a dumb ass for liking it admit that say that right now I think I'm gay as well don't you Brian so we then cut to like the moon landing all right and Indiana Jones lives in a shitty little apartment and

he's shirtless. He's wearing pants. He's shirtless. Have to say now, 80-year-old Harrison Ford does not look bad at all. And it's not CGI. It's all real, you know? Yeah. And he's like, the noisy neighbors are listening to the Beatles and he's like, turn that music down. That's not music. That's noise. Yes. And we find out that his wife has left

him. You know the woman that he banged when she was like 14? Oh yeah. She's left him now. Was she in the fourth one? Yeah, she was, yeah. It's Marion Ravenwood. And that's Shia LaBeouf's mother And they broke up because Shia LaBeouf died in Vietnam Oh

Yeah Oh, right, right And weirdly they specified that he wasn't drafted He went over voluntarily Yeah And he died And you're wondering

Like, why would he go over voluntarily? Ah, because he's, you know, sense of adventure and all that I suppose, yeah, but it's just Yeah, I suppose it makes sense But just so now he's all depressed Now we have depressed Inya Jones and he's like, I'm getting

divorced. I gotta go back on the town. Yeah. And like he goes to, he's working like some shitty college now, some like dangerous. What's that movie with the Dangerous Minds? Don't be telling me by no archaeology, man. I'm out here in the hood. Ah, God damn it, I hate this job.

No, archaeology's not like rap music. So, like, he's got a shit life. Can you dig it? Yeah. Shut your heads up, old motherfucker. So he's got sat and he shows him that he makes coffee and just pours a load of vodka into the coffee and he drinks there

and he's like, I wish I was dead. Yeah. And he walks around and like, he gets disrespected on the train. Oh, I know how you feel, buddy. I'm like, yeah, this is the first time you can identify with Indiana Joe. Yeah, and it's really depressing. Then he goes to the pub and he meets Fleaback. And Fleaback's like, don't you recognize me, old man?

He's like, oh, who are you? I'm Toby Jones's daughter I'm your god daughter He's like Oh yeah We were best friends for years Is he dead? He's dead now yeah

It turns out He was studying the Doyle of Destiny And he went mad Ah right Probably his stupid bitch dog What? So she's probably all like You know

Wisecracking She's wisecracking She is so perfect In every way Like she's so She's an adventurer She's like cracking wise. She's like

Deadpool with Indiana Jones and like fucking She can beat up all the fellas And drink them all under the table She can drink everyone on her table Okay And also like she's got like An ex-husband later on who's like a gangster

You know and but even the gangsters like She's the most beautiful woman I've ever had in the world You know And they all love her And she There's very little sense of danger with her Or like in any situation and she's never like, oh, no.

I've just look up a picture of her because I don't even really know what she looks like. Okay, well... Would you... How would you... I wasn't too fond of her in the movie now. Okay. Not even her herself or...

I know you've based women so only a looks. You've like that... Of course. You've that awful rating system, you know? Were you judge women out of ten? I don't... Yeah. How many sexual assaults out of ten would you give them?

You know, like, is she a monothin seven, is she? Look at her, yeah. James is making faces. I know, she's got a bit of a Rothschild look to her or something. Yeah, well, she's probably inbred. She's from a rich family. She's inbred. That's what I meant inbred, not Jewish.

Don't misconstrued me here. You won't be offensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she is inbred, like, and she probably got, like, I bet like her children be kind of weird flipper babies. Yeah, she's got that pure... She's going to have weird flipper babies. Like royal family face, where all the facial features are big.

than the last with Martin McDonough I hope Martin McDonough leaves her gets out of it get out of there Martin yeah and he starts banging Sidney Sweetney

that'll be awesome yeah man that'd be one for the bros but so so she says oh we got me up and then the Nazis are chasing after her

yeah led by Mads Mikkelson he's back and he wants to dial destiny because he thinks Hitler was too weak right

Hitler was a bit too woke for his liking her His plan is he's going to go back in time, kill Hitler and take control of the Third Reich. I'd do it right this time. Do it right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I won't make the mistakes of the past. Right.

So that's kind of a fun concept. Sure. So I know some people are like time travel, Indiana Jones, those do not go together. You're making Indiana Jones silly. I'm kind of in the mood of like, fuck it. Let's just do something cool with it, you know, at least. They don't do anything cool with it. There was aliens in the fourth one, wasn't it?

people in their faces melted off and fucking a night who's been around for like a thousand years. Yeah, yeah. It's always goofy shit. Yeah. It's not realistic. It's like, yeah, it's silly. It's meant to be silly. You know what is realistic? Your kids got taken off.

You know, maybe don't worry about that. I got sort of in you, Joe one's problem first. Don't worry about Tuzla. So, they're being chased then by these Nazis and it's a lot of chasing by the way like an insane amount

I've never, there's no, it's long as well and it's just like chasing a horse where it's very obvious that it's not it's not Harrison Ford it's like Harrison Ford's head has been photoshopped onto some body and then so it's like chase on a horse

then chase a motorbikes go a different country another chase another chase another chase they go underwater then they get chased again it's like it's hard to describe the plot

because it is almost like a frantic, almost like desperately, like, if we keep moving. Nobody will be able to tell how old he is. Yeah, yeah. If the camera, if he's driving around so fast, all right? Yeah. Then, like, you'll be so excited. You won't have time to question anything

or, like, you know, or have, you know, feel sad. So they're going for a real kind of, like, frenetic, high energy, fast-paced thing. Yeah, yeah. And it's just constant, like, you know, they're on their thing and, like, flea bags, making a joke and, you know, Hart's forth, like, like, wow, yeah.

Uh, come on, boys. and she makes so many jokes that just annoyed me like the one in the trailer especially where you stole it no you stole it then I stole it it's called capitalism oh yeah

what's that even it's called reganomics I don't fucking I'm talking about it anyway actor it's damn fine actor so it's kind of hard to describe the plot really

but they're chasing after the two Doyle Destinies to put them together Right And they have What else happens To meet Javier

Bardem I think Do they? I think they do yeah And they meet Sala From the first movie He's a taxi driver

Now Pretty undignified Oh He's just like a camera About hello Indy, it's me Galal Hello

I'd rather not Make small talk Mr Taxi Man Just take me back To my own town But the bit that really threw me off. It's like, what the fuck is this? So they get the

dial of destiny, all right? And he's like, Matt Mickelson, it's like, yes, now we will go back and kill Hitler. And now we really will kill six million, all right? Now we're going to do it for realties this time. There's not going to be

any question about smoke stacks or weird chimneys or illogical numbers of mass graves. We're going to do this shit for Reels. Did you ever be anyone who actually is a bit Holocaust and Irish? I, yeah. It's funny when you meet there

because you're like, oh, this is not a joke for you, yeah. Somebody did send me one, like, video. Oh, I watched that video as yeah, yeah. But he sent it to me as like, oh man, yeah, this will really change your perception. I was just like, no, this is obviously not real. But then he started going around telling people that I

sent it to him. I was like, come on, mate. I mean, I'm not going to blow up your spot. You can think what you want, but don't. I have have, you know, I believe enough goofy, retarded shit. Don't be dragging my name into the, you know, Holocaust mud, you know? Yeah, that's done dark for you. But anyway, so they find the doll of destiny.

And Mad's like, time to go back to 1930, whatever. And they get in a plane, because the way it works is that the dial finds these time fissures and you go through the time fissure. Yeah. Right. So now you're thinking like, okay, time travels in play. What could happen? Maybe India Jones will meet the young Indiana Jones.

Right. That'd be kind of fun team up, you know. Or maybe they go back and join. Like, Gemini Man. Yeah, yeah. Like white Gemini Man. Maybe. Gemini honky.

Maybe Harrison Ford turns into Will Smith and, like, something's going terribly wrong. The butterfly effect. Yeah. Or like, maybe they change history. Maybe they go back, all right? And they come back and like America now in 1960, whatever, it's like a Nazi state. And they're like, oh, you've got to go back again. You can have so much fun with it.

Just go full back to the future. All they do, okay, is they go back, they make a mistake, and they go back to the time of, like, Archimeles, I think, some Roman emperor. Oh, yeah, Archimedes. Archimedes, that's it, yeah. And they crash the plane, and Mad's, they were fighting Mads dies, all right? And then they're like, we can use, you know, the flea back is like,

okay, now we can go back in time. No, now we can go back to the present. Now, we've saved the day. Yeah. And Harrison Ford's like, you know, I just want to die. You know, I'd be looking for artifacts all my time. Maybe I should just become an artifact myself

and just become part of history. And she goes like, huh, not so fast, old man, and just punches them in the face. Right. And knocks him out. Uh-huh. And then Harrison before he wakes up in his bed.

He's like, what the hell happened? She's like, I got someone for you, and it's his ex-wife. Oh. She's like, guess what? I love you again. he's like wow and then they kiss

why does she love them again just because she had time to think about it so they kiss it's like literally this all wraps up in like less than two minutes and then it ends okay with she him doing like

they go through his scars you know remember the first movie oh he's a cutter no he's like an emo now he's like self-harming I don't like how multicultural the world's become

Well, I get, it's going to get worse. But, like, but no, you remember in the first movie you talk about all his scars, all his ventures? Yes, yeah, yeah. And all those bruises. They do that, so they just do a thing that not many people are going to get. Okay.

And the movie ends. Right. So his son is still dead and all that. Yeah. And we don't, there's no... The wife, like, she realized she'd have to get a job to make rent. She was like, oh, no, I love you again, Indy.

Let's get some artifacts so we can, you know, go on vacation. It was the weirdest ending. Just like the not so fast. And the screen goes black. Yeah. And then he just wakes up in bed. Like, your wife loves you again.

Just pure Deus X. Back in a type shit. Like, you know, how did they get back? Was there any trouble getting back to our present? Doesn't matter. Did time travel? And you're a retard for wanting to know. Did time travel change anything?

Is there any kind of consequence to go back? Doesn't matter. Does it matter? Flea bag. How good would it be? if, all right, it's been great now they go back to the opening scene and now it's, again, young Indiana

Jones on the train with old Indiana Jones and they and then they're like, you know what, we got to destroy this thing? And they destroy it and then old Indian is like the time, I'm going to fade away now, but I can die no when I did something good. So

that indie dies, so one indie dies was a new happier indie now because DiD Destiny was a destroyed. Toby Jones never went insane. Okay. Researching it. So now he's got a better relationship with his daughter. She's not

as sarcastic. Yeah, exactly. Maybe she knows to speak when spoken to. And then Harrison Ford's playing Johnny B. Good at the talent show. And then somebody rings up, hey Adolf it's your cousin, Marvin.

Marvin Hitler. Remember that genocide you wanted? Well, listen to this. Just how hard it'll be to have like At the end like Here, there's an old friend You know Looking for you

His name I'm having an old friend for dinner That's the wrong franchise Indy He's just eating short round We just have like an old friend Like hey This is a

What's the actor's What is short round's actual name? I know I'm not even going to attempt But let's say it's like It's Dr. Chang. Like, yes, well, you know, Dr. Chang, but some of my friends call me short round. And then, like, you know, the whole audience cheer. Or something. Something. Have something fun. To go back to Archimedes. Who cares about Archimedes? No, nobody. I don't know. Don't do anything fun. It's not like they're captured by Archimedes. And he's like, tell me about your sky bird. You know, it's like, you know, what does this aeroplane you speak of? And then the Romans get aeroplanes there. Right. Okay. It's just something, man. I was so shocked by how it was. lazy it was. Now, I did hear that Harrison broke his arm during it, because of course he did,

right? A strong gust of wind. Yeah. So they had to shoot around it and change the script a little bit. He's always getting hurt. Didn't he get hurt on the Star Wars? It's never like, you know, like in the Star Wars thing, like the door just closed on his foot. Yeah. No, the door closed on his leg. That was what happened, yeah. Yeah, he was probably fucked up from it, though. Yeah, yeah. And in this one, he just hit, he was meant to do a fake punch. And just the fake, you know, like the action of fake punching. Oh, yeah? He just dislocated his arm from there.

Jesus. Because what age is he now? He's 80. That's fucking. On the dot man. But like, it's not like he's, he's in the Marvel movies now. He's playing Red Hulk. By the way, guess what he's doing now, okay?

All right. In the new Marvel movies, he's recurring. He's going to be in the new Captain America movie. Yeah. Playing the president of America. Okay. But at least he just has to sit at a desk for that. No, no, because then he turns into, but he's the president.

President of America and he's sick at these superheroes so he injects himself with Hulk formula and turns into the Red Hulk. Oh. So he's going to be he's going to be hulking out, dude. Hey, why is he do it? Like, is he, he's obviously stuck for cash, is he? I think he just wants more, more.

He's in a TV show as well. He's in two TV shows right now. I thought he had, like, quit acting because he hated it and he hated people coming up to him. Now he's working with what's his name, shrinking. Jason Segal? He's working with Jason Segal now. Yeah, I've heard that that's the funniest comedy on TV. So, so funny.

you'll cry three times comedy shouldn't make you laugh you should make you feel that's what comedy should do if you're laughing a comedy you're basically a Nazi if you finish watching a comedy and you're not looking to

increase the dosage of your SSRI then it's trash it's just esventura transphobic trash oh Ted Lasso's over now yes you don't have that to keep you going anymore you were off you were off your meds I was, man.

Yeah, I flushed all the meds. Like, I just need, like, the doctor calls for a prescription of Sudegas and Waddingham. That's all I need. You have your AFC Richmond T-shirt? Yes. It ended there, yeah.

Good. Apparently, he didn't win the... Stanley Cup or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Man City won the Stanley Cup, but it turns out the real winners are the friends you make along the way. Now, did he end up banging Waddinger?

Dunham at all? No, no. I think Waddington became a lesbian. Serious? I think she did, yeah. With that we Juno Temple one? No, no. Wouldn't mind that now, huh? I would. I wouldn't. We're smashing clams, were they? No, no. Okay. No, no. You can, you tell you can have that, you big freak. Yeah,

all right, I will. I like Hannah Waddingham, you know. I like a woman who could beat you in an arm wrestling match. Which weird, you normally hate old women, don't you? No. Oh, you're right, yes. I would still bang Susan Sarandon Oh you're right

Harold Vorderman You're right actually yeah I'm a big proponent Of banging grannies man I'm all for it I think there's a There's a whole subsection Of grannies

Aren't getting enough cock So there you go Well definitely not those two They're getting piped And dick down 24 seven Oh Well that's Indian Jones right there then

We wouldn't be very good film critics No no Well I didn't see the Ebert never talked again When we get dick down I didn't see the film And I have no desire to I guess spoilers ahead we should have said

But anyway Well I mean it's pretty obvious Like it's almost like your fault Yeah so it's not doing well Critically or commercially So we're not gonna get another's They didn't even leave It sounds like they didn't leave it open

For another sequel No I'm surprised didn't kill him to be honest I thought to just kill him Let's get over with Because he was like The whole thing of Star Wars He was like

I'll be Han Solo But I gotta die I want to die His hands solo Yeah but now like you know just with all this like CGI multiverse shit

well now no one's ever going to die exactly you can just keep bringing them back and bringing them back is like hey it's it's me from the 417 dimension yeah oh you want to talk about Jared from Subway we got some time yeah yeah whatever that'll get you going right there

there we go so they released a new documentary it's a Hulu documentary about Jared from Subway yes awful documentary they made the story of the the sandwich rapist they made that boring sandwich pedophile Brian oh you're right sorry address him by his proper moniker

to you honestly it was such a bad documentary I started to support Jared a little bit like I don't know I'm just asking questions like I'm just like kind of like again like the Holocaust you know I'm just I'm just questioning some things there right yeah we're the smoke stacks of the subway so Jared I didn't actually know

I know Jared from subway because we're not American we didn't grow up in America oh yeah true so Jared from Subway, I didn't even realize just how big he was. Yeah, I mean, it was like, you know... It was like a constant... It's almost suspicious

how big he was. What do you mean? I'm just saying, like, you know, like, he's a guy, so Jared Fogel. Jared Fogel. He was a fat kid. Yeah. I think at his heaviest,

he was like 440 pounds or something, like proper fucking fat, like... Yeah. I know you're looking at me, thinking, Tadden, you smelly fat pig. well, you know, that's why I won't lose weight. Because if I lose weight, people go, oh, he's probably a pedo, like Jared.

You're either a fat tub of shit or a skinny nun. It's like the movie Speed, where if you go under a certain weight. No, yeah, I have to start having sex with sandwiches and eating children. So, and then he got six up. And like, it's funny to interview some people who went to school with him, They were all kind of bitches, weren't they? They were horrible. They were like...

Same beside him in school was social suicide. He was like a fat nerd and nobody liked him. But you know what was funny? Like the people... Like the guy who was like a skater in school, he's like in his 40s now. He's still a skater. Was that Ozzy, was it?

Yeah, yeah. But I don't know. I only watched the first episode, but I had watched like an hour long like YouTube documentary about Jared, so I know the story. I think I'd rather watch the hour long documentary than this. This is three episodes.

trash, by the way. But look, we'll get that a minute. So he decides you're going to lose the weight and he starts eating two subways a day. Wasn't like a vegetarian one and then a chicken one or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he, you know, he starts walking a bunch. Long story short, he loses a bunch of weight. It's like a big story in the local papers and then Subway hear about it. They were like, hey, you want to be in our ad campaign? Here's the thing. Even the fact that was big in the local papers is a bit weird. It's like, why the fuck with anyone there's probably other stuff going on like you know probably the same week the mayor got shot

and they're all focused on as Jared but it just leans into that sort of American ideology is like if you're a fat piece of shit all you got to do is eat delicious sandwiches and you'll lose weight it's like that appeals to everyone there's so many diets like there's like

do you want eat more food and get ripped do you want to eat chocolate every day you want to get on the pizza six pack diet yeah let's do it You got to drink more soda. I'm like, I'm trying. I want to hear no, drink more soda.

It's like you don't even want it, do you? So, yeah. Just guzzling it down like a little hamster, you know? So then it becomes national news. It's in some like men's health and like GQ and that. And then like you said, Subway used him as in a commercial. Now that alone, to make it to a commercial, you're like, wow, what an insane story? That's like almost like he did a deal with the devil.

But the fact that like he was so charismatic. that like yeah or maybe the lack of charisma he really wasn't no he was very i think um that was the initial kind of uh people liked just what a what a what a what a doddy was down to earth he was a like he was a dork he was a fucking millhouse yeah he was a pure dodd man yeah yeah so then he became like basically the face of the company for over decades yes which is madness like you know how often companies change their marketing policy like yeah like most companies they don't keep apart from like the odd thing like you know

I'm loving it apart from the rare shit like that they change it constantly change even the look at the restaurants to change everything apart from the very basic like the arches or like the actual logos they change everything the fact just kept him

it makes me suspicious I'm just going to say now I think I would question like I check people you know that all the Pido stuff that's a distraction I would say maybe CIA or something like there's something else going on There's something else going...

You think Jared Vogel is an intelligence asset? I think there's something going on. It's Jeffrey Epstein with Sabages. I just think there's something going on here, right? The fact that he was so popular, like... Ronald McDonald's didn't get as much airplay as Jared. That's because Vernon McDonald's like a fake thing. I think a whole sticking point with Jared, it's a real story.

It's like a real thing where they can... point to him and go he was a fat tub of shit he ate our sandwiches now he's skinny i mean that is just you can't buy that kind of marketing i also like how he never got ripped or anything he just he was just skinny but he never like you know he was like he wasn't actively working out it seemed like no but they probably told him not to it's like they that was his selling point you're an average joe you know yeah you're a run-of-the-mill dork so then years and years and then i think so in the documentary is about this woman gets suspicious of him. Yeah.

Because isn't that during an interview, he's like, you know, middle school girls are so hot. Yes, apparently, she was like a, you know, a radio DJ, TV personality in whatever local area. Like some shitty little small town. Exactly, yeah. And then, yeah, so

during an interview, he was like, leaned over, like, I think middle school girls are hot. Because he also, like, he capitalized on his fame. He started this, like, Jared Fogel Foundation to tackle childhood obesity Yeah

So is this like non-profit organization It was for charity And you know That's you know Clever It works for you know All of his purposes It keeps him relevant

It keeps him famous It also keeps a steady supply Of kids coming to him Yeah So you know He was a sharp cookie Jared Fogel Yeah I think

That was a little break in his armour Right there you know Like telling the girl I think like if you're a serial killer or a pedo or whatever like it's insane how bored you can get of anything

so quickly so like let's say like you like murdering women all right the first few times I imagine probably great you know it's probably

it's like watching better call Saul you know it's great but then like after a while I just get kind of get you get bored it's like moving on to Ozark then like you're just kind of get bored of it and she's not the same

and you have to spice it up like literally like you can be like cutting up a woman's tits off just be like oh the sense of von Wee about the whole thing, you know. I think I've got brain fog. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I need to

up my dosage, you know, like all these things. Maybe I should get some alpha brain supplements like Joe Rogan says. Maybe I should go for a run sometime. You get these silly ideas, you know? And then you have to start killing more women or start shooting up a fucking, you know, a concert in Vegas or something like that. You got to do something extra special, you know,

it's never going to be good enough. And, like, I know, I remember I reading something where Ted Bundy would start, like, liberty just leaving, like, teat marks in the victim just to be like I wonder if someone will catch me you know

just for the crack you know making a bit more exciting I think you know you're Jared from Subway like let's be honest

now definitely I do think as well Subway knew what he was doing I think they knew 100% yeah it's definitely like a real

Sandusky kind of thing where they probably I mean because this woman apparently she tried to reach out to no she full on did she reached out to people

at Subway she tried to contact local authorities FBI and they were all like Jared from Subway no He's awesome, you dumb bitch. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot more to this than just this document. This documentary I hate was more, most just about the victims, which, you know, fair play and whatever. But it's just like, so much of his something like, and I knew he was bad, but I didn't know just how bad commercial break. Yeah. And, like, when it comes back, like, and I couldn't believe how bad he was. Because he said something to me, that was insane. is this such a build-up

like we know he's a p-do just like get to the meat of the story you know yeah yeah that's enough salad dressing let's get to the baloney yeah where's the beef so what did he didn't

did he actually like touch any children even I don't think he even did anything did he not I think he's just I think he's been railroaded by the sister

I think what about his like the guy who's no he was like texting he was one of those guys same like the lost profits guy

where he was like arranging with women to like can have sex of your child pretty sure he did have sex with children I don't think he did no he went over to Thailand and stuff

and had sex with like well Thailand's a very beautiful place my friends in Thailand right now you're still having sex with children though my friends in Thailand right now what is that proof? I don't know but yeah I'm pretty sure he did but then he also had a friend

like the guy who was in charge of an organization he was like he was bad in now he was bad he was into like obviously pedophilia but bestiality as well It's another example there The paedophilia just wears off pretty quick And you got to move on a Beastialdi And you got a fuck a mongoose

Just to feel anything, you know But So he got He got arrested anyway He's in jail I see you checking the time We've got like We've got like four minutes left

Yeah I mean I'm I'm growing weary of Jared from Subway now Okay But he's still alive though You can still get out I mean I'll be honest I think I'm going to go

And have a Subway sandwich after this I love it he got out prison he's ripped man yeah apparently he is though like he is getting in he's like he's having a pretty good time in prison women are calling him and he's having phone sex and he's like working out he says he's in the best shape of his life see here the documentary i watch three-parter doesn't mention that at all it's just like and now i'm stronger for it and now i know i can get through the day that that man is in prison yeah the monster is defeated a lot of people the main woman. The monster's still here

love. They focus on, they're saying she's suss, man. Yeah, yeah. She, you know, she knew more she was a little more involved than she's letting on. Oh, by the way, 100% like, she's all like, um, I don't know, like, this is not legally binding now, but like, she's all like, you know, I

was talking about child sex for years because I was doing a sting operation. Yeah. Like, nah, I don't think you were. I think he, you know, he didn't pay you to 15 euro. He owed you. I'm going to tell the police. Yeah.

So that's your takeaway. Jared is innocent and the evil woman was behind it all. I think there's a lot more to this story. I've never heard anyone, if nothing else, are these coming out of it with a fresh take? Because I've never heard anyone say

Jared Fogel is the CIA I said, you know. It's pretty funny. Like, I like that a lot. That's the good thing about when I, because I've been watching a lot of conspiracy stuff lately. And it does help to open up your mind

Because some people are, they're so closed off Their minds are like, you know So like, there's so many things Like you walk outside You probably see a tree and a bird You know, but I'm seeing I'm seeing because CIA assets everywhere, you know

Birds aren't real Have you heard that one? Oh, that's not, that's, oh that's Again, that's fucking bullshit By the way, that's a nonsense fucking, that's the same people who think Rob Schneider's unfunny Say that, you know

That's saying people That's saying people like, oh, let's storm area 51, huh? Yeah, yeah. Fuck off, would you, Cunt? Shut up. Yeah.

Good. Yeah, so... Jared Fogel is a stapler. Well, they did. South Park did a Jared Fogel episode. Yeah. Fucking egg on their face. Yeah, yeah.

Look at them. He liked the episode as well. Well, yeah, just like... He's a cool dude. He was like... More celebrity. He was in Jack and Jill? He was in community.

Man, he was... What was he in Jack and Jill? No, you're taking a Pacino. No, I'm pretty sure. He was in... like a cameo and Jack and Jill they did a lot of

product placement my one criticism of Jack and Jill is a bit too much product placement but what do I know Sandler he's been in bed

with Subway since Happy Gilmores so who knows man yeah oh no I forgot we're going to talk about I watched a load of

pro life comedy oh what yeah I've been watching loads of anti-abortion comedy like who it's all these guys remember I showed you

that guy he was like this kind of weird Italian guy his name's like me gosh, megos. Oh, I think he was Italian. Oh, was he, Nigerian or something?

I thought he was, like, Indian, no? Oh, I don't know what I was, yeah. But, like, yeah, he's all like, oh, you need to stop having sex. What was he saying? You are whore. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

Hoar, Karen. Okay. Yeah, he was funny, yeah, yeah. Very witty and observance. You are a smelly whore. Your pussy is disgusting. I want to go, I want to watch lots of really bad comedy.

Yeah. Yeah. I won't say that now, but like, yeah. I'm off to do a gig tonight now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any crack with you? Are you got any plans? No, I'm working in the morning, so I'm going to get an early night.

I'm going to, you know, get a subway sandwich and have sex with it. No. I was going to talk with Vera Pau as well. What's that? What's that? It's a woman, James. She's a Dutch woman. They got accused of bullying.

Oh, man. I got so angry. in the car. Wait what? She's the French football. No, she's a Dutch, not French at all. She's the Irish women's football coach, right? She's Dutch and she got accused of bullying by these absolute bitches in America where they're like, she said we had to lose weight and exercise. Well, if you're a professional athlete, yeah, I would say. Yeah, I know it's such bullshit, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said that we have to get up early and you running

and I don't want to... Is that your impression of an American? Yeah, that's what they're sound like, yeah. Oh, I am from L. I am from L.A. I am Instagram taught. Yeah. My American women, the more I meet them, they are disgusting man, yeah. Just personality-wise. Yeah, man. Preach. Even just like, I had some American women in work

recently and they're so loud and like they're drinking, like, oh shit, this is good. Oh, fuck balls. I love this. Fuck, this goes down so smooth. It tastes just like a black guy's jizz. I love it. Yeah, exactly. Dear word, madam, this is a place of business. There are children here.

I just cannot help but think about smashing their head in with a brick. Happy 4th July. A brick is too good for them, to be honest. No, yeah, it's all like, you know, sex pos. Like, oh, fuck, yeah, that's a good stiff drink. That's what I like, a nice stiff one in my whole. They're disgusting, man. They're not saying that.

I'm more just loud. I mean, just loud, okay? And also, just, like, tell you stuff, like, oh my god my you know my son died 12 years ago I don't give a fuck I know who I'd rather trade places with right now you'd bint fucking hell what did he have to listen to your anecdotes

yeah there's a mental health crisis in our country no he hung himself because you're a fucking drip you absolute melt shut your fucking mouth for two seconds maybe if you fucking you know weren't such a re-talking he would have done something productive like shoot up a school

but now he just hung himself with his shoelaces because you and your fucking duffy husband with your retard jizz just squeezed out a mongo anyway yeah

oh you're probably gonna cut that bit hard I could a little bit out there but that's a bit that's the end of that episode yeah