Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 203 : Secret Invasion

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

Brian is a Skrull....

but we're back. We're going on top of Secret Invasion. We have Marvel Minutes back, by the way. Yes. So I know you love Marvel Minutes. It's not going to be a minute now. Because I watch Secret Invasion. It's like when the brothers in the hood say,

it's been a minute. Yeah, yeah. It's actually going to be longer than a minute, isn't it? Well, I rock up to the hood and I'm like, you guys like Secret Invasion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, yo, I ain't raped a white boy in a minute. And then they take you in and turn you out, don't they?

Isn't that what happens? That's my Marvel Minute. Secret invasion Ain't no secret We're pulling a train On this little motherfucker right here Invade your ass So we're talking with secret invasion

It's eight hours long All right And it's the new Marvel project And it's not gone down very well Okay I've to say now But actually it's about aliens And you're telling me about aliens downstairs

So downstairs Crazy stuff downstairs We watch some Travis Scott But you weren't too fond of No You ain't hip like me Travis Scott's very cool and we watched some Doja Cat as well

Some very interesting Doja Cat videos Well you pointed something out to me That apparently only you have noticed And the World Wide Web hasn't even noticed it yet I thought he's also anti-Semitic in the Doja But her tits are so good dude Well yeah Oh man, her titties

It poses a good question Can you be anti-Semitic when you're rocking those big titty? People say you separate the art from the artist Yeah Man separate from tithes from the From the tits I don't know, like, but they're great ass, great tits. She's sort of riding on a big parade float-looking thing, but it's like a...

It's got a big nose. It's coming off very Jewish anti-seman. Very, very Ari Sheffier. Very, like, Nazi propaganda-ish, you know? Well, I think, I think, though, I do watch a lot of, like... I spend a lot of time on the dark web watching, like, the really weird offensive stuff, okay? Because you need to find out all about them boys. Yeah, yeah.

So, like, I'm really, like, not a good analyst of, like, what's offensive and what isn't. Sure. Like, so, like, you know, I kind of read into things and I see symbols and the messages. I'm not schizophrenic writing, but I just see, you know. Because they're there. And they put them there so we can decode everything. Whenever I see titties, I see Jewish people. Yeah.

You know, that's just my thing, though. That's my skill. It brings me to. I see dead people. I see dead titties. Yeah. But anyway, look, Doja Cat's got great titties. That's something of my point.

So, aliens. Aliens, yeah, yeah. So we've settled that, by the way. Doja Cat, good tits, all right? Good tits, not as an isemitic next. Yeah, okay. So, alien, you don't, we want to talk with secret invasion this second. Okay.

I'm getting too flustered here. There's too much going on. So secret invasion, and watch that. Beforehand, people talking about aliens. I know what's boring people are talking about aliens. A lot of people are talking, because there's just been, like, hearings in Congress by... I really zone out. Quote on quote whistleblowers.

So basically be like, we have recovered alien spacecrafts and by alien beings. So they're saying that there's just a bunch of aliens in a fridge somewhere in Texas or something. I don't know. It's a very boring story, isn't it? It's like, but like people are like, they said alien, but like you go to the bus stop, talk to some mad cunt and you talk about aliens as well. Yeah, but I think it's the fact that it's like, you know, a televised live, you know, hearing. in Congress so people in the eyes of the UFO community it's giving their claims

legitimacy no you caught yourself I was using a full sentence like you know what they mean like it's giving like you know like and that's like it's just it's giving like you know yeah and that's it that's debate now Brian is that it's culture have you met someone like that I've met countless people like that oh God it's why I stay on my

room, man. There's people out there talking weird. But yeah, but no, you want to know the real shit. Here's why they're pushing the alien narrative. Yeah, tell me. Okay, so the kooky wackadoos out there, they say it's a project Bluebeam

where they're going to use CGI to fake an alien invasion. That's not what it is, brother. That's the story behind the story, which isn't the story. If you want the real story, you've got to come to the cat dog. I'm begging you. I'm gagging for it.

Okay, so Lockheed Martin, the defense contractor. Okay. They've just been awarded a contract from DARPA, who are that government-funded. Okay. What's the, it's an acronym, so it's defense agency, retard pussy asshole or something. Something like that.

You can get close enough. Yeah, so DARPA, they're like a government-funded thing, but they're all about the invention of new technologies for military purposes on space travel, okay? Okay. So Lockheed Martin have got the contract from DARPA, to start developing nuclear-powered propulsion systems for interstellar travel.

Because the only way that they're successfully going to get to Mars and colonize it, they're going to need to incorporate, because now they just have like fuel combustion or whatever the fuck. That's not going to do it. That's Bush League. They need nuclear propulsion systems to make it to Mars. But you know what? There's going to be a lot of trial and error.

So what's going to happen? Some nuclear propelled fucking rocket ship. it's going to fall in the middle of you know fucking California crush a bunch of twinks right on top of LeBron and then the government

yeah and that's really what killed his son is his son dead no he's not dead so that's the theory that they're pushing it's like anytime like a weird spacecraft falls out of the sky they can just go

must be aliens when really it's you know secret government programs that's what you think is it that's what a man on Reddit thinks You're going to call him an idiot And a freakazoid and a fuck face Well I went straight to the source

I went to Alex Jones Alright And he was talking some interesting folks What's he saying What you just swallowed there Yeah Was the blue pill That was the blue pill

Yeah I'm on red pill shit right Okay Which one's a good one The red pill isn't it Yeah the red pill is a good one That's the one That's the one

The one's the gay one Yeah okay Why are you taking You were taking the multicolour pill It's my multi-vitamin of logic Truth and Power you're taking prep I'm raw dogging right now

you're just dropping loads logic loads into the face of the American populace so I heard from this guy on Alex Jones all right yeah which guy I forget his name now

Larry Sinclair no not Sneco we'll talk about Larry Sinclair in a minute he's a guy who sucked off Obama which might be connected Well hang on one of the guys who sucked off Obama It's a never-ending cavalcade

kid. And when he's done with you, you suck him off one last time, make him a cheeseburger and then he gets Big Mike to drown you in the lake, you know? Yeah. She ties the rope to the end of her cock and then

gives it to you. Tells you it's a flotation device and you sink to the bottom. That's the real shit. Well, I heard actually now is what you, okay, it's not to do it with Lucky Martin. Okay. That's not even real. No, so I...

Oh, believe me, Israel, my friend. Ding, ding. You're picking up the subtle messages that I'm putting out? So I heard that... This is what this guy that you were saying, okay? I'm all joking inside. I'm just, I'm going to report the facts here, right? Okay, here we go.

So, Reagan was informed about aliens in the 80s. Right. And there's literally like, there's a little spaceship hanging out around the rings of Saturn. Yeah. All right? Which president took Jackie Gleason to show him the aliens? That was an older one there, okay? So they were dealing with them.

So when Reagan was told about aliens, they were working on Project Star Wars. Right. But you talked about involved Benny Safdi from Oppenheimer. Okay. So, like, his character, his name was Miles Teller in Oppenheimer, okay? He was working on the Star Wars program, Star Wars program after the Oppenheimer, after Manhattan Project.

Right, right, right. And for the public, it was to do space lasers that we established in a previous episode. It had space lasers and the good laser comments. communists from space. I just want fricking laser beams. Yes, exactly. Dr. Evil's

predictive programming, all right? But the point is, on paper it was that, but it actually wasn't that. It was just to help out the aliens with technology. Wait, so the aliens are here. They've been here. They've been here a whole time. And wait, so they're actually in the government,

working with the government. They're kind of like... I feel like such an idiot. I was talking about defense contractors. Like a goofball. So the thing is like, the aliens have a kind of like a big brother style relationship

they're not like the aliens aren't controlled it's still humans doing the bad stuff let me hear you slide let me just slide let me just slide Chris Rock's an alien

So basically they You confuse Tommy Lee Jones and Chris Rock all the time So the point is Earth is a plantation Okay So they don't care really what we do slaves is what you say oh yes mass of alien i'm gonna do that for you real good as long as we're

picking that cotton basically all right that metaphorical cotton all right then they don't care so they still have humans in charge but we're working with them and true the star wars kind of cover up the star wars project okay we're bringing lost technology like you know the mobile phone you're holding right now yeah all that kind of stuff yeah all that kind of bill gate shit that's all aliens all right yeah but so the plan is now is animal human hybrids oh yeah okay So that's why, because you could talk with going to Mars. You're actually not wrong there. We do want to expand. So the plan is

we'll be here on the slave colony. Earth is a slave colony. It's a prison planet, okay? And the rich and famous, you know, they will leave here and they'll turn Mars into basically you know Epstein's Island. Yes. That was a practice. That was practice.

Oh, yeah. So you're a little... Epstein's planet. So basically you now have the choice if you can stay on the prison planet all right and take resource you'll be mining and all that

getting the resource days come to hollow out Earth take all the resources and the rich What happens to us will we be okay well you got if you're lucky

you get raped on Mars all right all right you get dilled the Mars or you're just on the planet till it's a host

and they move on to another planet that's basically the deal right there imagine getting raped on Earth and then it's like I'm going to Mars oh no

not again bop bop bap I just can't catch a break I'm not even supposed to be here today Clerks 4 Dante comes back from the dead and raped by aliens on Mars

and there's an Elon Musk cameo Oh hey guys, sorry Yeah maybe subscribe to X Premium And you won't get ripped, okay Twitter is X now You see as well back to human hybrids a minute He says that if you get fired For Xing or tweeting anything

they'll cover your legal costs? What the fuck does that mean? Basically, if you get fired... So if I tweet the N-word and get fired, but Elon, hello! You're going to bring me to Mars, please. Yeah, okay. But anyway, so we need to turn into animal-human hybrids right now, okay?

Because we, our bodies right now are weak, especially yours. So we need this to live... We want to duke it out, fist the cuffs. I'm just saying, okay, we as a humanity, okay, is weak, all right? Even the strongest of us, even the Arnold's, too weak, right? Okay. So we need to adopt these strengths.

Even brawny. Yeah, yeah. We need to adopt the strength of the animals to help us survive in the harshness of space. Okay. So we're trying to make us better. And same with like animal testing with like makeup and hair, you know, shampoo and all that. They're testing on animals and they're going to turn us into like better than animals, better than humans. Were you getting this from?

Alex Jones mostly. Oh, okay. Sorry. For a second, I thought I was able to discredit. you but no you've got me there and actually if you watch the newest gardens of the galaxy movie there's a character in that called the high evolutionary right and in that he's worked on animal human hybrids and he creates his own planet full of animal human hybrids right there so that is like you said predictive programming i didn't say that you used to always say predictive programming

and i didn't even know what you meant so i didn't know what that meant but i really so now you've taking the red pale. But that's part of the kind of sick you'll be like a peeping tom. Yeah. Let's say, okay, I wouldn't do this, right? Let's say you sneak into a woman's house, all right? And you jerk off on her pillow. Yeah. If you just leave,

there's no fun in that. You want to leave a sock there so she knows what you're doing. Exactly. To freak her out. Well, see, Brian, the elites, the Luciferians, they have to, the Illuminati, they have to show us their plans via predictive programming because in Satanism, In order for your sexy black magic spell to come true,

you have to reveal your plans to the idiot masses, the proletariat of sheeple out there. And that's what they do with their guardians of the galaxy. They get little twinks like you and you're like, oh boy, it's the space movie with Chris Brack. Which can I be honest, can be honest, I love the movie, by the way. Yeah, of course.

I was like, woo. Oh, but it's Andy for Parks and Rec, but now he's super. buff it's awesome I'd be honest I actually love the movie I love Guardians of Galaxy 3

had a great time dude there was a bit of Rocket Raccoon the Raccoon the Raccoon gets sad there's a bit there's a bit

with Rocket Raccoon is a talking penguin Is he a depression or something? Yeah he's got the yeah he pissens the radio head and shit like that

I know how you feel Rocket Wait is he actually Yeah he's depressed Yeah so he has to go find himself and learn mental health

Yeah I had a great time Rocket Raccoon The movie a mental health day. The movie is awesome, dude. Yeah, they got Will Poulter in it. Oh, yeah.

Playing Adam Warlock. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, it's so good, dude. And it's so funny and it's great. And, like, you know, James Gunn? Yeah. I'm annoyed now.

He's going to lose James Gunn. He's off to do DC stuff. He's just going to make DC movies. Well, he's not doing anything. Nobody's doing anything at the minute. Well, I suppose that's, yeah. So what's the word over there now? What's the crack with all that?

You know, it's funny. So the writer strikes going on? Yeah. It just came out to recently that all the studios have hired so much AI people right now. Oh, shit. So they might be like, like, it's saving them money. Yeah. There's all this stuff don't

have to film now. They don't have to pay these actors and all that. It's great. They don't want to, they're going to, the plan is, they're going to wait until Brad Pitt is homeless. Yeah. Brad Pitt will be sucking my cock soon. While I watch AI Brad Pitt, you know? He'll be begging to get on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be a whole new world.

Like, you know, like actors and movies and the, you know, way you're like eating a slop you know you like you like watching movies yeah yeah you like people acting and all that like you yeah that's right yeah you're too busy reading ulysses aren't you yeah riding around town on a penny farthing and throwing cigarillos

at the homeless children why do you ask just because it's whimsical and original and I'm living in the moment transcendentally I might add that's you is it? Yeah I but I actually had a great time. I think I might play it downstairs after this.

I think you're going to get swept away by the emotion. I haven't seen the first too. Man, you should watch it. In a sea of Marvel mediocrity, James Gunn stands out. He's got his weird style. He brings his weird style to it and it's not diluted. Other directors,

it's just like Sam Ramey did a Doctor Strange movie. Yeah. And it was basically a Doctor Strange. There was none of the Sam Ramey magic really, you know. Just a kind of paint by numbers. Well, the same thing is with those Marrymy. Marvel movies, you show up, and they've already got the script, like, they, um, storyboard before they get a director. Yeah. So it's like, it's a production line. They get you just basically

like cut. It's, it's, it's, it's like fast food movies. It's just, it's all, you know, it's the, you know, the exact same procedures. No, don't deviate. And also, like, if you show up and you're like, well, how about if he died? They're like, well, no, he can't because he's in the next three. He's already shot, um, Dr. Strange 5, where he's in this. So you can't have, you can't kill off Chris Pratton this because he's already in New Avengers or like you're like well I want to bring back this character like no you can't because you already

is this thing so like it wouldn't it's like you don't really have much creativity yeah yeah yeah people are kind of turning against Marvel a little bit now which is disgusting I think you know what I said Marvel mediocrity that was me that was me trying to be smart there I take it back yeah okay I have to do an apology now

like Kramer I made some unfortunate comments about Afro American Marvel fans and I went into a rage. Not laughing. It's not funny. I'm just on the stage how about Dr. Strange would be lynched. Very esoteric

reference. Yes, yes. But anyway, so I watched Secret Invasion. And people have been hating on this, by the way. A lot of Marvel fans don't like this. It seems like the Marvel TV shows get especially more hate because they're especially more shite. I think also it's just a

around longer. Like a movie can just go and you're like you walk out and you're like oh I suppose it those good bits

in it whereas this you have more time to ruminate and it's like because they're so much longer I was making the stallion

oh now they're twirking what is going on Rocket Raccoon would never twerk so like the big thing people were giving a grief about

is it cost I think 250 million okay it cost more than two Oppenheimer's to make this show wow

yeah it's an insane budget. People are using this as an example of like, streaming cannot survive like this. There's something wrong here. This is Hollywood accounting taken to the max. This is not a show that, like... So it's like, it costs twice as much as Garlands

as a Galaxy. And Garlands of Galaxy like just, they're flying around in space. And you're... I mean, how do they expect to generate revenue back? That's what I mean, this whole streaming stuff, like, it's like... I don't get how it works, Spying. How legit work the streaming? And

how do you get the mullah? The bloody wonga. But like this, like, I'm going to describe the show to you and you'd be like, where's the the action scenes? What's going on? It's like, there is. You know, I bet you about a hundred million was like siphoned off to Ukraine. Basically, I believe it, to be honest with you.

And there's a kind of war, Russia is a big part of this as well, so maybe it is like some of the sci-up, you know? But like, so, secret invasion is all but the scrolls. Scrolls. And the scrolls are the Illuminati in this. They pull the strings, they control the media They're from space, okay

Scrolling bones That's very good, yeah It's not Oh, you're right, yeah, yeah The standards are low So it's all about The scrolls of invaded earth All right

So they're like aliens They're shape shifters Oh like David Ike David Ike They're reptilians They're reptilian elites Oh what? Yeah, it's basically

So they're robbing their shit David Ike must be like Oh, you're having a bloody love That's my intellectual problem to you that eat? Yeah. But instead David I get Samuel Jackson. Wow.

Picture that, okay? So he's the guy going on Terry. Samuel Jackson's going on Terry Wogan talking about his girls. Oh yes, yes, yes. I'm sure there is. Yeah, yeah. I think they're laughing at you say, shut your ass up, motherfucker.

Yeah. So it's a cat and mouse game. So the whole story is Nick Fury, Samuel Jackson. He leads, he works for the CIA and Shield and all that. He's like a government guy. He's a crazy path. leather jacket leather jacket

yeah eyepatch sometimes eye patch sometimes not what does he do without it just let it

make us all look at weird gross eye hole no no he has two eyes but sometimes he wears an eye patch

to confuse people that's not even a joke that is so late that's not a joke I swear to you so fucking so he's like

yeah I wear this at college bars because it's mysterious so you can park in the stable spot so So, a spaceship lands, and Nick Fury gets out.

He's been off in space having an adventure with Captain Marvel. Okay. Okay. And he's like, oh, good to be back on Earth. But then he gets a call. Martin Freeman, all right? It was hunting an alien, all right? Yeah.

And it turns out Martin Freeman was an alien. He's an alien, too. Martin Freeman is an alien. Oh. Yeah, and this, okay. But he did he not know he was, or has he been replaced? He was replaced. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he was hunting for it and to go, like, Mark, he comes back a bit different, you know? Body snatchers shit, right? Right, right. And they're like, oh, God, you can get Martin... You know who I like, actually?

The Scrolls are actually all right. Yeah, yeah. I think we would have been very negative towards them, that's all. Oh, my God, he's been replaced by his shape-shifting reptilian, and he's like, nah, he just started taking a lot of clon up in during the day.

He's pretty monged out a lot of the time. So it turns out the Scrolls, want to start a war at Russia. Oh. So this was filmed, by the way, before the Ukraine war, and it got pushed back and they did a lot of reshoots. Probably that's where the budget went to. It's going to change it, I think, to make a bit less war-y, you know,

a bit less, you know, geopolitical. Yeah. But they want... They are calling me Scrolls now. Like, this is the last thing Putin needs. This will push him over the edge. So basically, they want to start a nuclear war between America and Russia, because that will destroy the planet,

and then the scrolls can come in and take over then, you know? Let your two enemies fight amongst themselves. too most powerful, you know, pit them against each other right there. I mean, so they're in the government. They're shape-shifting aliens with the power of interstever travel. I'm pretty sure they could take us if they wanted to.

No, because... Why do they want to take over a charred radioactive planet? Well, again, like I was saying here, okay, they just want to take out the minerals and stuff from Earth. They don't really care about... You think they're going to take...

It's like, you know, when Apple comes to Ireland. Yeah. It's not because we're a great crack, you know? It's for the attacks, all right? Yeah. And I'm saying, you're not coming to America. Because, like, some women have nice big titties. You know, they don't care about that.

They just want their oar. Not the whore, the oar. But what if it's all tainted with radioactive waste? Ah, no, they don't care. They want the zinc. Okay, five second rule. Just dust it off. I think zinc's okay.

Okay. They just blow up the top part and they'll take out the core and the zinc and, you know, all the good stuff, silver and all that, you know, and cotton. He'll look at me trying to, you know, reverse engineer the logic of, uh, I'm defending it to the day. You really are, man. You're doing real tap-tads. Look at you, you're drinking water, you're parched.

You're like tubberty on the hearing. It's like, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, you know, in Zuckerberg was getting questioned. He's like, well, well, oh, I, secretive invention. The scrolls, Senator, if you'll. Yeah. He's a bit of a scrawl, isn't he? Well, like, so, the scrot, he is, basically, he's a scroll in this. Anyone who owns a social media company, all that?

Also, there's a character in this based on Tucker Carlson. Really? Yeah, does it Tucker Carlson type who's like, you know. Who plays him, anyone? No, no, I don't know one basically

at that, but he's like... Probably looks like me, does he? No, no, no. You're not... What, you wish? Hey, give me a bow tie and a gay haircut and it's pretty much there.

That's the opinions anyway. So, like, the big twist is, okay? Don Cheadle is working for the president. I knew it. Yeah. It's Don Cheadle. Don Cheadle is working for the president, okay?

And Don Cheadle is also a scroll. Okay. So it scrolls everywhere. Wow. So because there's no one to trust, all right, they kill. You know the girl from How I Met Your Mother? Kobe Smolders. Kobe Smolders.

So Kobe Smolders works with Samuel Jackson. I haven't really heard from here. Does she be in these Marvel movies? She was shot in the head. Oh, they brought her out of retirement just to shoot her in the head. The Wonder Scrolls turns in Nick Fury and shoots her in the head and Don Cheadle's filming it, all right?

So now John Cheadle's like, now we can frame Nick Fury, yay. And then, that's how he talks, all right? And then the government, the US government is after our heroes. It's like a classic American thriller, you know, they're after him. Like the fugitive.

Yeah. So now he's got to team up with Olivia Coleman because she's the head of MI6. Oh. So now Dave got to go fight scrolls. Well, the, the, I can be showed up, hooray. Oh, yeah, some of that sweet, sweet Coleman Poon.

Oh, yeah. But you're the big twist, okay? Nick Fury, he's like, he goes home, okay? You know, get some grub. Sure. To meet the wife. The wife is a scroll. Oh, typical.

No, he knows it, though. He knows. He knows it's a scroll. He thinks it's sexy. She's all green and reptilian. He's making out where reptilian. Do they actually look like green reptilians? I'll show you.

they look like, yeah. So imagine... Isn't that not like intellectual property theft? Did I come up with that reptilian theory? No, I think that's just being around since literally the dawn of man, I think. And is it specifically about Jews, or do they just say it's about them? Because they're like,

oh, that's probably about us. Yo, you're in trouble. I don't mention Jews in this now. They have a little joke where this... You weren't picking up on it, but the subtext is there, brother. I'll show you these. Okay, so this is a scroll

now. Yeah. And imagine what on these sucking black sucking Nick Fury's black cock all right look at that oh yeah yeah

that's what they look like there yeah so they got pointy ears and all yeah

yeah so it turns out and they do a flashback of him uh

in the 80s right they have a young Nick Fury in it yeah and they've deaged them

oh uh we just kind of pointless just say like we met in the 80s yeah

yeah yeah that was like then then and also um

the girl from Game of Thrones in it as well which one um the Queen of Dragons Oh, fucking the one

I can't act Amelia Clark Her and Killian Scott whose brother Rob Gayburn By the way No, his uncle His uncle robbed Gay Byrne Defamation

Yeah His uncle was a fucking sneaky bastard He robbed all Gay Burns Pension money Really? Yeah, he was Gayburn's agent Oh wow

That's why Gayburn near the end He's agent And the agent That's why near the end Gay Byrne had to like you know, like he couldn't retire. Yeah. He was doing chemo and he was still writing columns and, you know, selling

hot dogs and shit, you know. Interviewing Stephen Frye. So could you know the way you say God's not real? Could you just say once that he's real and that there is heaven and when we die very soon, we're going there? Please.

Sorry, darling. We're all got to rot to the ground and you're a fool for thinking otherwise. Now, are you gay in name and in nature or get your fucking hands off me you fuck and then just

that blues technical difficulties we really shouldn't have went live with this this was not good anyway so the subplot by the way where Nick Fury's working with a good scroll there's a good scroll out there called Telos Telos

yeah telos okay Telos is a good scroll all right who's playing his wife when she's not a just some woman I don't know who Okay Wait When she's a shapeshifter

But does like she What? She can be any gender He wants her to be Yeah yeah Okay When you go home You don't want to say

She's not white is she Because that's too extreme She can be a reptilian shapeshifter But it better not be Ebony and Ivory over here That's one thing America's not ready That's the one thing

The Illuminati Just can't seem to crack With the predictive programming and you know, it's like, oh, they're not, they're not going for it. So, I'm sure there was some clever satire in there somewhere, I'm just, I'm very tired.

We watch a video downstairs as well of, um, back when Obama was in office, they brought a hundred and six year old woman. Holy shit. This old black woman there, yeah, yeah. And like, she's weird, she's like, weirdly hyper for a hundred six. But like tiny and hunched over.

Kind of like, and she's wearing all green, kind of picture. leprechaun doing blackface that's kind of what she was like you said moleman downstairs yeah hands moleman don't be from the simpsons i see yeah but like i'm just saying like you know i'm just saying she's like hey i'm in the white house yeah she's like 106 she definitely seems like uh she doesn't have she's not all there yeah she's like uh black president he's like yes i am yeah and then she goes oh black wife at michelle she literally says that yeah um um I'm a point as scrolls, okay, scrolls, okay.

So, Telos' daughter is the Queen of Dragons. Okay. And she's working with a terrorist group in Russia with Killian Scott, okay, from Love, Hate. Yes. And they're trying to dismantle the government in Russia and start nuclear war. So then Don Sheetle... They're the baddies. They're the baddies, yeah.

But then Don Cheadle's like, you know, Mr. President, when you start war, and the president's some white guy, he's like, oh, maybe we shouldn't start a war. It's like, Mr. President, I highly advise you start a war. Otherwise, people are going to say you're a pussy. What? But then it turns out they're going to make a super scroll. Okay, so I should have. You don't feel ridiculous saying these words.

So you know the Avengers. A super scroll. What is that? So you know the Avengers and they've all the different powers. Like the Hulk and all that. Imagine if you take all their DNA, put it into a scroll, and give one scroll the powers of the Avengers. Uh-huh. Yeah?

He'd be a real diva, though, you know? Yeah, that's the Super Scroll. Yeah, okay. So they do that with, um, uh, one of the scrolls. But then to defeat him, uh, the Queen of Dragons injects herself with the same stuff. And now we've got two Super Scrolls. And they fight for about a minute and a half. Right.

And then she defeats him. Okay. And then she connects with her father again. Right. I thought she was a bad guy though. No, but she, she had a change of heart. Okay. Because she was just rebelling.

It's the other way sometimes your daughter does. you know, shaves her head and turns lesbian. Yeah, or gets a nose piercing. Sometimes they've become a super scroll.

Yeah. And trying to start war in Russia, you know. It's a phase, jazz. I had my super scroll phase

and collie. Like my chemical romance. Yeah, yeah. But so then she connects her a father again and they've saved the day.

And then Nick Fury loves his wife and he makes out with her and then they get on the spaceship together and fly away. Okay, so there are good scrolls

and bad scrolls. There is, yeah. It's like a civil war. Oh, by the way, Don Chiehl gets shot in the head. Okay. Oh, but then

don't worry, James. They bring them back? They find the real Don Chil and Martin Freeman. They've been under the White House the whole time. Oh, in the secret tunnels? Yeah, Kennedy tunnels.

They've been hog tied down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm probably molested as well. In the Maryland Monroe rape room. Yeah, exactly. They're back, don't worry. So Don Chilu gets shot in the head, he's back.

And Olivia Coleman's okay as well. It's great. You can kill them off as many times as you want and keep bringing them back. and don't, you know... Well, they're back, don't worry, because Don Chito's going to be in Armour Wars next.

And Armour Wars, I'm telling you... Sure is. The flag smasters are back. The what? The flag smashers. I'll tell you about those. Who were they again? They smash the flag

because they hate America. Are these real people? Is this in the real world or in the Marvel world? This is the Marlor World, yeah. So the Armour War is going to be a sequel to this and it's going to be Don Chieel find... The bad guys take all Iron Man's...

Money. It's Bernie Madoff. Bernie Madoff is a scroll. Iron Man jumps off a bridge. Who is it? Kevin Bacon. Bernie Madoff got all his money? Yeah, yeah. Poor old Kevin. Yeah.

Kev Bacon. So then they saved the day anyway. And people were saying it was a very shit show. It didn't need to be eight hours long. And 250 million. Yeah, and there's like, there's no, you don't see any doubt on the screen at all. It's very dark. I don't mean dark and tone.

I just mean light and wise. It's just a, oh, very dull. There's not much. action. You can't watch it in a bright room. You need to like pull the curtains. Yeah, it's also just like, um, it's a lot of walking around and talking about and, uh, but not an interesting and

I'm not the kind of guy who's like, give me my action. Yeah. I mean, you love the bureaucracy of it or the red tape. Yeah, yeah. Give me 12 angry. The pencil pushers. They're the real heroes to you. I just want the West Wing, but they're all scrolls, basically. Yeah. Um, um, guys, I'm your accountant

and I know you're the Avengers. but oh geez we're just racking up huge costs here with public destruction is there a Mr. Hulk here okay sir don't talk to me in that tone

please I went to Harvard yeah I think I'm big dumps to just clean up I always see yeah exactly that like the yeah but anyway so I watch all of secret invasion I just had a moment I kind of I kind of feel like a waste of my life a bit

sure yeah but I'm going to keep watching the rest of the stuff. Do you want to know what other TV shows are coming up? I think you're going to tell me regardless of what I say, so yeah, let's do it. Well, let me just get it up there. I know we have we have Ironheart coming up. Ironheart's like it's a black

teenager, Iron Man. Okay. And we have I think Wonder Man coming up. When is this all going to stop by it? When's it all going to just go away? It's just, you know, it's kind of like you go into the doctor

and you have a headache, but they do the tests, and then they say, don't worry, there's nothing suspicious on the charts, so you go away again, but then the headaches get worse and worse, and the doctor won't take your phone calls, like, what's going to happen here? I don't feel good about any of this. I haven't been feeling good for a long time. He's on holiday again.

I don't know what I'm going to do. They filmed a whole show call. called Echo. Echo is about a superhero. She has no powers and she's deaf, all right? What, Coda, the superhero movie? Apparently, apparently Marvel,

did normally do a week-to-week schedule and with this, they're so embarrassed by it, they're just going to release it all in one go and just hope, just not market it or anything, just like... And did they get an actual deaf person? Yeah, yeah, actually. She's Native Americans as well. Oh, why not? Yeah. So, people,

People aren't really, there's not much hope for this one. Yeah. There's also Agatha Colvin of Chaos, and that's about a witch. The names are always so fucking gay. But she's gay, actually. She's gay with... Oh, see, I called it. She's gay, you know the lady from 70, the mother from 70 show?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Deborah Joe Root. Kitty? Yeah, she's getting her pussy eaten by a witch. Nice. I think also Aubrey Plaza's there as well. watching that's pretty hot actually yeah okay that's pretty sweet who plays the witch uh um oh that woman

everyone loves yeah i already don't like her catch her hand oh i do like her actually she cracked your veneer she cracked your veneer you play this whole like i hate women card you know you can't help yourself no i catch you jerking off over helen mirren yeah yeah oh oh actually i heard this no i keep getting it wrong it's not about Helen Mirren, it's about Meryl Streep, but you know

the director, you know Harmony Corrine the director, screenwriter of kids, so apparently he got banned from the David Letterman show for 10 years because David Letterman went backstage and found him rooting through Merrill Streep's handbag for money to feed

his heroin and crack cocaine addiction. That's awesome, man. So he just moved to Paris and started injecting morphine and then when he couldn't do that. He just did heroin and crack and he lost all his teeth. But then he came back and did spring breakers

with Franco. Man, that's awesome, man. That's when you hit rock bottom, we're like, okay, I'll do spring breakers with Frank. I'll work with James Franco. Okay, great. With Vanessa Hutchins. Awesome. Great. Oh, that's so... Man, he's back now. Harmony Corenne. Never left. Not to me. Not in here.

Have you watched much of his movies? Yeah. I know you've watched that one. Which one? Kids? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen kids. Every Christmas. Gummo I've seen I've seen Gummo yeah I've never seen Julian Donkey Boy That's his kind of dogman 95th one

Haven't seen Trash Humpers I haven't got I've seen Beachbone What was the Beachbone like Beachbone was actually fun Yeah I mean it's very kind of like meandering But there's a lot of fun cameos Matthew McConaughey

You got to see Isla Fisher Getting piped a good bit Really? Yeah Sasha Barrett Cohen's wife Yeah Martin Lawrence is in it Oh man okay we're watching

I'm stop this stopped recording basically, yeah. But yeah, I haven't actually seen Spring Breakers, though. Was that worth a watch? I'd never seen either. Oh, wow. Let's go full harmony, Corrine mode. Well, my point is he's back, he's recording, he's filming stuff with Travis Scott right now. Really? Yeah. Music videos? I think they're recording, they're doing a movie based on his album or something, yeah, with some other directors of note as well, you know, like the usual kind of types, you know, you're only God forgives directors and all of us.

All that nonsense. He had that one, Mr. Lonely, which is about, like, it's set in Paris, and it's about like a Michael Jackson impersonator. Oh, yeah. Who meets a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. They become friends. And he wrote it while he was, like, he had basically burned every bridge in Hollywood. His family stopped talking to him.

He moved to France, lost his teeth, did a bunch of heroin. And then he made Mr. Lonely. I could do that as well, but it's infingless, you know. But I wouldn't annoy anyone making them move. movie, you know? You get addicted to, like, skittles and mountain doom. I've become a monster.

Before we get too distracted, I want to talk, let's go back to Obama there, because we're talking about Larry Sinclair. We never finished, the chef. Yes. Talk, telling you about the chef to drown. Okay. A lot of people, by the way, seem to be drowning.

Drowninging. Yeah, yeah. What's interesting in, in like, 2000 and, uh, fuck, maybe 2000. I'm not sure, okay, I don't have the year, but a chef of the Clintons died the exact same way. I mean, but people always drowned You know

Yeah, do they I'm a shill now Yeah, yeah Okay So, people drowned all the time James Here's Here's the scoop Here's the skinny

Here's the 4-1-1 It's time to take the lid off The squid And blow this thing wide open I don't know what's happening Okay, right Okay, so Obama's personal chef Turns up dead

Apparently he drowned While paddleboarding at night In shallow waters Man but like people I think rich people Like I know when I was in America One of the Kennes died in the river Yeah

And then the girl from Glee died in the river as well Are you telling me they're all connected No No I'm not right Even the girl from Glee who was hot Who's David Spade bang by the way Sweet Yeah

Right after the fish der I was like Give me two minutes fellas Have you I was watching I was on a bit with David Spade buzz Yeah I was watching some of his What do you call Hollywood Update on SNL

Okay or weekend update No it was like a section of weekend update it was like Hollywood Minute right not great yeah well I mean so and you like Spade don't you not really I don't dislike them yeah you're gay

you're gay for Spade yeah yeah actually you just reminded me of something it's a you know that bit in Tommy Boy this is so bad dude okay so that bit in Tommy Boy where Chris Farley puts on David Spade's jacket and he goes

Fat guy in a little little coat and he rips it I thought of this joke on time that I could never say but like I imagine a fat

paedophile rip in a baby and he goes that guy in a little cunt which is I understand

incredibly horrific what do you can't do that you have no fain yourself at all but it's only it's only funny if you do it on stage. When he comes, I guess

he rips the baby in half or what, I don't know what happens. It's only funny if you actually do it on it. You know, you know what it's something like, you have people on stage like, is this too offensive? It's like something pretty boring. You know, it's like, oh, I identify as a helicopter. Oh, are you offended like that?

Well, if you rip a baby half on stage. That's Chris Farley. That guy in a little cult. Yeah. I thought it was funny. It made me laugh. But I was like, I wrote the note down in my phone and I was like...

You look a note of it. Yeah, of course. That's genius man. Think I'm going to let that, I mean. I'll be kicking myself. My S&L audition. I'm bringing a baby and I'm just going to go for it, you know?

Lorne gives you a slow clap. Maybe you're just what we need to turn this around. Although Lauren's quitting S&L. Is that confirmed that's just like... That's what you told me, so yes. I think they're like making succession plans right now. But it's again

like, like the show's succession, uh, like that's not going to happen for a long, long time. Like, like a show like this is not like he goes, I'm leaving now. And they go like, okay, who will it be? Like, they need these things in place years in advance, you know? But anyway, back to Obama. So, okay, so the chef turns up drowned.

But then there's kind of, it gets, starts getting a little weird. So the Obama's initially said they weren't active, they weren't even in the country. They weren't in the estate. In Martha's Vineyard, they weren't even in the country. And then they changed that, it's like, no, we actually were there. Then the 911

call got sort of... People forget what they are all the time, Gene. Okay, okay, okay. All right, just let me... Let me lay it all out here, brother, okay? Let me lay it all out. So then the 911 call gets, like, deleted, like, from the records or whatever, so

then people, apparently Obama was, like, the very next day he was pictured at a golf tournament, he had bandages on his fingers and a black eye. So, people are kind of speculating was there a struggle, was the guy killed and drowned or something, maybe

he was vaccine injury and they don't want to admit it but now a lot of people Oh, you got a black guy from a vaccine? No, the chef. He had a heart attack while swimming. If he's a vaccine by the way, that's such a boring thing. I want to be murdered. But you know what's funny is like all the people on the right who are like

he was Obama's gay lover and that's why they killed him. You know what? He only drowned in eight feet of water and he was a great swim that's the only time you'll ever hear I'm a conservative say a black guy was a good swimmer

you know what I mean but anyway so yeah and so the people are speculating oh it's gay lover or blah blah he was murdered

it's like Clinton body count but now it's Obama body count well you were telling me as well like that video of Michelle dancing and people have slowed down

her crotch yeah her dancing on Ellen because everyone refers not everyone but the cool everyone the cool kids everyone every

every Tom, Dick and Harry. People refer to her as Big Mike because they say that she's a transgender. They were... A big black cock. A big old cock. A big old cock. Because Obama is like, hey, you want to be my first lady, that's fine, but do not get rid of the cock. I love

the cock. The cock is my favorite. Well, yeah, so they say she dominates Obama sexually, yeah. Yes, yes. But, so I always heard that Obama was a prostitute and he sucked people off. For money to fund his crack a yeah yeah but then uh i i read the news too right i read the guardian uh but then like there's a guy

darry sinclair yes uh who you said was murdered well he he says he sucked off obama yes in the back of a limo yeah he is dead though i'm right about that he is i looked up there yeah pretty sure it was a hit and run and it was you know people i don't know if they got who did it we should be on uh prime time yeah this is good because you know it's boring they're always like you think the fina fall and the fina gale yeah yeah me old martin did he suck off obama did he

me hall martin people call him little mike because he's got a pussy where his cock should be yeah they're a double act she's got a big black cock and he's got a little white pussy these are the sick elites that are running our world

this luciferian blood cult it's perverse and that's my critique of the Marvel franchise I understand what I'm saying is A little wacky A little cookie A little cray cray in the good way

But hey When it all comes out You can all come and kiss the ring And say Cadden we were wrong Please take us to your Noah's Ark On you know What's going to be you

And like two kinds of every bodacious babe You can think of Like big tities Little Titties Medium Titties Fat ass skinny yeas you know

juicy cunt moldy cunt I'm gonna have it all it'll be a fiesta I don't know what I'm talking about anyway yeah so there's a lot of obviously a lot of

Larry Sinclair so he claimed to suck off Obama yeah and he said he sucked off Obama so good Obama came back for more the next day Obama was like

please help I'm so horny was he selling him crack he's like he was just addicted to the blow job. Sure he wasn't addicted to the crack? Anyway, I don't know. Look, hey,

far be it for me to speak ill about a great man and his husband Obama. And oh, come on. You know, we're goofing off. Yeah, we're a couple of goofballs. We're having fun right here, yeah. I'm very mentally ill. What's your excuse? No, you're not. No, you're not.

This is my safe space right here, you know, because out in the re-roll to have to, like, be normal. Oh, really? I didn't realize. I didn't realize you were supposed to be different out there. Well, that makes a lot of sense, actually. Yeah. Okay. A lot of things clearing up for me now. Yeah, of course, this is just a ridiculous, you know,

we've been doing this for like hundreds of episodes. We can't just be like, oh, hey, how was your week? Oh, you went bowling, eh? No, I've got to be here talking about gay reptilian, pedo, interdimensional vampires sucking assholes. Just to get through the end. hour, you know, that's what we're trying to do. We're at 50 minutes. I got

another 10 minutes here. We got to keep going. Who else is kidding? I'm being ridiculous, obviously. You kind of broke my brain to you. Sorry, yeah. I'm not too. No, it's good, though. It's good, but it's like you fuck me so hard

I can't take property. I just came so hard. Your brain just squirted, logic juice everywhere, and now your legs are trembling and You need an iron brew And a protein bar I think I just came too good

Yeah Fuck Hey What was I was something else now I can't think Let's just take a breather And just

Yeah Oh fuck We should watch something downstairs Now to relax after this I think you've earned it Okay Yeah you've earned more time I was going to kick you out

But you've earned the time behind the palace walls ah yes I was just thinking there do you remember we watched that video where that guy described the movie and was a guy who snuck into the house and tied up that couple

yeah that was fucked up I wanted to talk with it last week I forgot yeah yeah yeah it's a real movie so there's a thing on YouTube where people describe movies just like

beat for beat yeah it's like this man goes in the house and he locks up the woman and then he goes in and he locks up the man and then he does this and then so if it was Oppenheimer like the man wants to build a bomb so he makes up these people and they go to make the bomb and then the bomb drops with the man feels sad and then he goes to his wife and the wife is drinking too much it's like this yes it's very kind of analytical

there's no kind of like um there's no there's no like i like this or like that or what does this mean or what does that mean it's very you know and then the man goes up the stairs and he reaches the bedroom door he puts his hand on the handle and he twists it thusly now he is in the bedroom I wonder who is that for Autistics. Is it? Yeah. You know what was actually a big thing now? Anytime I don't

understand something it's for autistic You just see Chinese writing you're like, what is this neurodivergent shite? I just want a curry So you know the whole new thing now we're going on a special cinema so you can watch videos on your phone? What? Yeah, that's a new thing now. What the

fuck? So you know the way if you go into cinema you can't put a video on your foot you can't watch a YouTube video okay because other people are like no they're shaming you okay yes you have something you do some guy like me being like stop watching those videos

I'm watching up in Highbury yeah and I'm watching Ryan Dawson talking about them boys so now there's special cinema the same way you can do cinemas for dogs now this now it's for these kind of people okay and the movie's playing

but you can put on your phone and you can watch, let's say, a video, let's say what's the kind of video, like an unboxing video, you can watch an unboxing video while Oppenheimer's playing and no one's allowed to say anything. Wait, but like

are you playing a true headphones? No. True speaker? No, just out loud on your phone. What if like everyone's doing that though? That's what's the case, yeah. How is that going to work? So people cannot focus, they need lots of things going on at once. Yeah. You're kind of like that.

Yeah, like that, yeah. So, but that's what I like cinema. Cinema's almost like a forced break. Yeah, you like that. It's like, it's holding you down and you can't go anywhere. It's the same way, like, you know when like those types of people are like sad, you should put a wallet in their mouth. Yeah, it's like that.

Yeah, yeah. That cures them actually, yeah. And like the bigger, the more money in the wallet, you shove down them, the less autistic to become. Exactly. It's like that in the cinema with me. There's no autistics on Wall Street. Please don't fact check that.

I'm not 100% on that one That one could leave me open To some libel, you know But that's so my point is People's attention spans are fucked okay I actually hate it when people are like Oh my God, three hour movie I can't

Man up would you Just fucking I remember you told me something once And I've been angry about it every day since Some woman said If my boyfriend tries to take me to see The Irish man I'm gonna break up with them I've shit blood every day

said you told me that. And rightfully, so yeah, yeah, yeah. That is not an overreaction. You know, sometimes I'm like, oh, James, the people on Twitter aren't saying that, you know? But this is real, yeah, this is real. You should hate them. But anyway, so this video, this type of video should say,

it just describes movies. Yeah. And we watch one, it was called like the locksmate or something like that. Something like that, yeah. It was a kind of like generic title. You can tell it was like low budget movie, right? So it's this couple, and they see. him happy but then a guy

breaks in and disrupts their life he ties him to a bed he beats up the guy and you think he's the villain yes yeah and he's trying to fuck the wife and you know he's trying to rape her I think and I think he succeeds oh okay right and you think he's the villain

all right but it's weird he has her like all tied up like in a kind of sex swing type bondage thing like you know those videos where the woman's like suspended from an array of bondage role in the middle of a room and she's just swinging

back and forth like a tire swing and you're just sticking your cock and whatever hole comes close to you. I always thought it'd be a very horrific scene if like

like you know the way like to have that film Jared's game all right where the woman gets handcuffed to the bed that's vanilla right there

the sequel okay would be like she's done those sex Brian's game yeah she don't know sex swings all right where like there's literally

like a thing like a funnel on her ass there's a tube in her mouth just full of cum, all right? Donkey com. I'm pouring donkey cum down a funnel into her ass, all right? And then I slip on the comb and die.

I hit my head. And then she just trapped. Oh my God. And she's got to use her wits to sneak out with her head. Donkey cum, everywhere oh wow that's great yes i thought that'd be good sequel to gerard's game i never actually saw a gerard's game it's good legit good yeah no it's not i'm not gonna i wouldn't i like your one gina what's her name something carano it's not her she's the racist one she's not even racist by the way

but whatever johnie he's racist if you're artistic the gerald's game broad she's sexy she's a right old milf she's yeah yeah she's got bruce greenwood in it yeah course oh man with a shirt off Bruce Greenwood And that's it Dill if I could And then he slips And cracks his Noggin

Yeah that's basically Yeah But not on donkey com No no No no That's a little A little bit of stank on it That's your spec script

Yeah Stephen King Won't return My phone calls Stephen King's Donkey Kong But anyway So he ties him up

And he rapes And he really He's really mean To the guy now He kind of cucks him He pisses on him Yeah Yeah

More than once? Pissing on a man Yeah More than R Kelly's him Yeah Yeah But it turns out he's actually a hero of the piece because it turns out the husband

who's been abusive for the wife. Right. And the guy's a locksmith and he saw that. So he used the key to sneak in the house to teach the couple lessons. So it's like in Fight Club when you put the gun in the guy's mouth to teach him to appreciate life.

Or like when I shit myself and I appreciate how when you don't shit yourself. It's actually better when you don't have your pants filled with excrement in the, you know, When you're out in the world. So people go to like marriage counselors and spend literally thousands of euros

They're trying to fix their marriage. Sometimes it just takes one cool guy They break into a house And piss on the husband And that You know, I don't think Did he rape the wife? I think he did.

Oh, I'm pretty sure he did. Well, his methods are unusual. He's like a modern day Freud. Yes, yeah. Well, the ends justify the means. Does she kill the husband then or something? I think she does. in the movie

she kills them feels better and the guy is like my work here is done and he goes to another couple's house you know if you could

leave me a review on Yelp that would really but I think like it's not like in movies a lot it's like the woman

you know it's like revenge fantasies the woman like kills the guy and she walks off I surely she's still be fucked from the whole experience

I would imagine so yeah you know how these broads are she probably need to take a mental health day yeah

oh I need to do they day because I was subjected to three days of rape and torture. We all got problems Susan, alright. Get your bloody finger out and come into the shops. You have to help Sanjay with the papers.

You can't do the Sunday papers and you bloody know that. If you're coming in my I'm handling it, Sanjay. Just stay over there, will you for God's sake? So before we go I need a cracker. You, you

You got to see Oppenheimer some stage. I will. Yeah, that's your admission there, yeah. Well, are you working or? Yeah, well, I was working over the weekend. I heard, no, I don't want to blow up your spot, but I heard that you're thinking of maybe making a life change. A career change.

And I think that'd be good for you, because I think you've been wallowing in your own shit. Yes. In a nice way. I think it'd be good for you to get out of the house and do some new stuff. I think so. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't really say, go bowling.

I can't say, I've been bowling. No, go bowling on your own Okay I'm gonna Oh yeah Yeah You know who went bowling on their own The Columbine shooters

And they weren't even on their own They were together So you want me to be a bigger freak Than the trench coat mafia They bullied me Boohoo Yeah You get mustard on your trench coat

Yeah A bowling's fun It's good crack What are drinking Nope sober I wouldn't let drink ruin my fun Yeah I was locked

in man yeah i was bowling with someone else you're licking the ball like john tautoro no i was no i was not doing the jesus no wasn't he also a peder ass yeah yeah i was doing that eight-year-olds dude but like i'm just saying uh i got super into it and i i only got kind of good near the end yeah i need to practice it really because when you were telling me about it you said you were good at the start and bad at the end i got bad for a lot of it i got good again they're very very but like I this could be my new thing now I could just like drop everything and just become a bowler

I was watching some bowling videos downstairs they're all fat builder looking lads There's no sexy bowlers you know There's no Jack Grilish style bowlers So you can be the first Yeah it could be the first thing There's no professional bowling in Ireland Isn't there?

No no this is America right here Yeah and also like a lot of them have like things like splints and stuff in arms Like to get like carpal tunnel Yeah yeah They're all literally killing themselves They're picking up big heavy balls and throwing them So you get like repetitive strain injuries

Your tendons get all fucked up Yeah so they can literally die Like the wife is crying and he's like Don't do it! He's like, man's got to do I gotta do what I gotta do I gotta go to the bowling alley Have 16 beers 12 hot dogs

And make fun of the gay guy We don't even know he's gay But he ain't got a wife And he's 38 years old sounds like a Nancy boy to me Actually speaking of hot dogs We're watching a video of hot dogs downstairs We don't watch a lot of things downstairs

You were watching You were enthralled with this video It was a 50 minute hot dog video About the history of the hot dog Do you know hot dogs are invented in a baseball stadium In 1901 For what purpose To eat

No Well you know what's interesting Before that They would serve the hot dog itself Yeah And there'd be no bun They'd give you a special glove Oh

You give you a hot dog glove Because isn't a corn dog It's like a hot dog on a stick Yeah same thing Yeah So they give you Corn dog Is it from different meat?

No no Same basic function Yeah So you give you a stick Or a glove It's all giving you cancer anyway So Well no

No no no They're healthy for you If you make it the right way I imagine they're healthy Yeah Well it's interesting history Interesting history of hot dogs Out dogs out there

Yeah I told you My tongue was yellow I mentioned that didn't I Stick it out there again It's very white looking Oh really is it Yeah

Oh, no. And look, I mean, I would never use that sentence that something is too white. I mean, but yeah, you got a very pale looking tongue there, brother. It was pure yellow one day. You got that KKK tongue. Oh, no. I got that David Duke tongue, you know. Let me look at my tongue.

I'm sure it's fine. I'm just fucking with you. It's a little white. It's fine. Oh, it was really bad one day there. So it was yellow we were saying? Yellow, yeah. Look, we got any doctors out there?

if they could diagnose what's wrong with Brian he had a yellow tongue and then he shit himself in public so what is that jaundice what's that was that mean I'm cool do you have jaundice of the asshole yeah