Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 204 : Lucy Letby

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

we have to save the day and get a date for the prom!!!!

there's a bit dead air there sorry um that's all right i'm just enjoying my monster okay it's a red ball you fucking idiot you fuck wit anyway so i've been doing some things this week and i'll tell you i watched a movie called the master gardener okay have you heard of the master gardener i have not okay well it's part of a trilogy of movies by paul schrader you know paul shrader the taxi driver bringing out the dead taxi so this is a movie about a lonely man who slowly gets disillusioned with the world okay so he's kind of you know

yeah he's exploring other avenues in terms of stories out of his last movie is called a card counter and that was about a gambler who gets disillusion with the world in terms of violence and then before that was first reformed which is about a priest who gets disillusion with the world in terms of violence

and this is the next movie now this is about a guard But he's the mass. He's the best gardener ever. He's like, remember we're watching the good doctor? It's about an autistic doctor. And he's autistic, but he's the best doctor ever.

Imagine that was a gardener. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, I need to, I need to plant these lilies. His methods might be a little bit out there or a little bit kooky, but he gets the job done. Those flowers bloom like a motherfucker.

All right. So it stars Joel, Edgerton. As the master gardener? Yeah, yeah. Are you a fan of Joel Edgerton? Yeah, he's a pretty good guy. Yeah, he's good performance right here. He's good in animal kingdom. Yeah, yeah, he's good in everything I've seen in a minute, tell you that now. Okay. So,

the master gardener is Joel Edgerton, and he's a gardener for his big estate owned by Sigourney Weaver. All right? And she's like, you can work my garden, but at night you got a... Tend to her lady garden. You got to clean my bush, all right?

Yeah, trim the bush. Yeah, so she brings him into the house. Nip it in the bud. It's a little bit of a class thing where he sleeps in the shed, all right. I swear to him, he sleeps in the shed with, like, you know, the shovels and the trowels. He uses a trowel as a pillow, all right. But then he goes in, and she's got this big, fancy house, and he's like, oh, fetch me the, fetch me the fanciest wine you have.

And she's screaming at the maid and whatnot. Yeah. And then they drink the wine. She goes, now come to my bedchambers right now, chop, chop. And What time is this set in? 2023. Oh, present day.

Okay. So then she's like, now get on your knees and he has to get on his knees and eat her pussy. Sweet. It's like chop, chop, you know, lick,

and that's his life right there. That's amazing. Pretty good life and he gets to grow cool flowers and all that. Yeah, yeah. But the problem. Yeah, but then...

Oh, but I bet if a man did it, it wouldn't be a problem. But because Sigourney Weaver's a boss bitch. all of you incels to take issue with it oh suddenly it's bad that she gets a retard who sleeps in his shed to eat her pussy against his will

it's not against his will it's coerced let's say now oh I got called in cell last week did you? Yeah I was serving cunt too hard you ever serve cunt no I've heard this term from you so servings we put your arm out I can't really describe it but you go like

like that you do a eh like that you know it's like what Spider-Man man does. You know when Spider-on puts his arm out like that? Uh-huh. Yeah, but you don't do the finger thing. He always goes, eh, that's serving right there. That's stupid. What is that a dance or something? No, no, it's just called serving. The fact that you think is stupid kind of tells a law about you.

Oh, okay. Yeah. What's the... And serving cunt is when you do with attitude. Okay. So, I was with these gay guys, they're teaching me as a serve cunt. Uh-huh. And I did this girl. I was like, I'm serving cunt. You're an in cell. Awesome. Yeah. And then I, then I shot her in the face. just to prove

I don't hate women I shoved your manifest up or twat yes yes so it's all going well I am the supreme gentleman it's all going well

he's eating pussies growing petunias okay it's all go well but then scoring me was like oh my grandniece is in town and she's hooked on drugs and to disgrace the family

and to punish her I'm going to make her work the fields with you and then her grandniece shows up and her Grandniece is it was meant to be Zandaia

but Zandaia dropped out so they got like a different you got like cheap Zandaya you know like not a bad actress

or anything but they got like just like she also she looks about fucking 19 alright she looks very

very young all right she's meant to be young in this as well okay so then she's like kind of flirty

with the master gardener but the master garden it's kind of like a wolverine type he's like you know real quiet and he's like I just tend to my garden

I have no time for flirting Yeah, yeah But then he goes home to his shed Takes his shirt off He is covering swat stickers Oh, what? Yeah, I mean like

Dai Jew You know Skulls and fire And swat stickers Limp biscuit These are not Buddhist symbols This is not a Buddhist fire skull With Dai Jew

He's got the words Di Jew It's a Buddhist symbol So it turns out He is a former white supremacist who is now under a different name because he ratted out his fellow white supremacists

they were going to kill a black family and he told a bit too far so he went to the FBI and the FBI gave him a new identity he's fucking WittSec dude witness protection oh yeah is that a thing? Wittsec it sounds like a thing right thing you said

so much confidence so I was like what's that that's me serving con't Wittsec I think I'm not even joking I think that's like a specific thing from the movie Eraser with Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Kahn

You win dude, okay I'm serving cunt like an old man You know, you're talking about a racer You're Gen Z You've just been erased So um Is that what you said Was that his catchphrase?

What's Eraser about? Oh dude, if you're gonna ask You ain't ready for it my friend Is he a hit man who erases people? Nah, he's like a super cool FBI guy. Their whole thing is like they get people in witness protection and then

like turns out that there's a mole in the FBI so he's got to take his witness on the wrong. It's kind of like the movie Witness but there's no Amish people. Who's the witness? Girl is it? Sexy girl. Yeah. Vanessa Williams? Oh, not bad at all right.

Not bad Arnolds. Not bad. She's no Sigourney Weaver now. She'll do okay. That'll do pig. She'll do plenty of bobbing and we and don't you worry about that pal. So anyway, this girl is flirting with Joel Egerton, but he's a Nazi.

Well, former Nazi now he all feels guilty. And now he has to eat Jewish pussy as penance. Scorny we were Jewish? I don't know. Oh, but great if she was. I would really make the joke work. It wouldn't just be hate speech then, you know?

You walk a fine line. If she's not Jewish, no one knows what it's like. If she ain't Jewish, I go, Whits sec. So, and then this movie,

by the way, I like the star of it and he gets a bit silly then because it turns out there's a couple of drug dealers showing up and this niece,

the grand niece, they're giving her a hard time like, yo, you got to pay for drugs you bought and shit like that, you know,

like, yeah. Typical worker class scum and these guys want a handout, don't they? Also, these guys,

they look kind of like Pete Davidson's. They're like, there's a couple of skis. all right yeah they're not intimidating anyway yeah and then Joel Egerton's like you know

you get out of here punks this is my garden and I'm the master gardener like gee we'll get you next time old man and then the niece is all wet over this all right oh yeah she invites him to oh by way she lives in a cabin as well the boat live in sheds

how does how does Sigourne Weaver have this endless amount of sheds for her she's rich she lives in like a castle basically he's got all these sheds out of her money, what's she do? Inherited it probably a dead husband probably Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh

Nepo baby Bring in the inheritance tax Tax that pussy So she uh, she goes over She invites Joel Egerton to her shed Like I need to ask you some gardening questions About roses It's very late, what do you want?

Look at my rose And she's like opening up her legs Is that miracle grow in your pants Are you just happy to see me? And he's like, I don't want to have sex to do When he leaves but Sigourney Lever is watching with binoculars. Of course.

She watches all the sheds where binoculars, you know. And he's like, oh, that awful man. So then she invites him to dinner and she's like, have a good time last night with your dick. He's like, it's not what it seems like, yeah, well, get out of here and take your hussy with you. Yeah. So take your hoe with you. And he picks up the, no, that's not what I meant. Stop doing proff comedy.

I don't mind the ex-Nazi stuff. You're doing proff comedy. It's when I saw a carrot top that I renounced my white supremacist ways. I'm trying to break into improv. It's much similar to white supremacy. I want to get a residency in Vegas.

It turns out a lot of those guys. Well, let's just say my former ideology conflicts with theirs. So now it's a road movie with him and this girl and they fall in love. Okay.

And this is the big problem I had with the movie Is that we're supposed to be Like going like Oh, it's love. Yes, love conquers all. But Joel Egerton is not a young man. Yeah, he's not old, but you know, he's like a fully grown man.

Yeah. This girl looks very young. And she's obviously troubled. Yeah. And she's sleeping in a shed. Owen drug dealer's money. Yeah. Oh, and he wants to fuck a gardener.

Yeah. All these skeets keep showing up trying to get money off her, right? Yeah. So we're supposed to be, like, rooting for them and if the movie was like this kind of failed romance they're like you know in any way kind of showed us like this is a bad idea but like yeah we're supposed to be like yeah go yeah and then even when she finds out he's next nazi she's like whoa that's crazy

anyway let's have sex and then she's like you better get those tattoo removed but later on I want you pound this pussy first awesome yeah and he pounds her pussy and you think the logical thing would be like then the nazi show up okay but they don't show up. It's just the skeets. It's just Pete Davidson's. Right. They just keep showing up. And then like... On their skateboards. Yeah, yeah. With their iPod nanos or whatever it is.

They keep doing Ollie's in 360s, all right? Fidget spinners and stuff. And then Joel Egerton goes over the house like, you better back off, punks. You better F off, all right? What are you skit doing here? Yeah. And they go okay. And then like, they go back... Please don't hit me, Joel

Edgar. And I'm neurodivergent. And then they go back to Sigourney Weaver's house We're like, we're getting married And she's like, oh, guess what, I got a gun And she pulls out a gun But Joel Egerton is like, I, the bullet's empty anyway Ha ha ha, gun is empty, no bullets, we're getting married And then him and the young girl start dancing

Okay The end What the fuck? What? That is dog shit It looks nice It's good performances in that But I was very disappointed

The carrot counter is good And first reform is legit amazing. Really? I've seen those movies? No, I haven't, no. Oh, first reform is really good. It's about just priest played by Maya Hawks' Fader. That's how I refer to him now.

Ethan Hawke. Mya Hawke's Fader, I say, yeah, okay. But, yeah, Eaton Hawk. He's a priest, and he's like, you know, oh, God is real. You know, everything works out. But then he just watches one video about climate change. He's like, oh, shit. This is going to happen.

He watches an inconvenient truth. Yeah, yeah. And then, Zubhers. zeitgeist and laws loose change like oh no nanothermite so then what he does is

he straps dynamite to himself where he's gonna blow up he's gonna blow up a factory or something like that that causes a pollution but he falls in love with that big-eyed girl from Ted 2

Amanda Seafreed who's looking very sexy girl she is very sexy he falls in love of her and he learns that like it's better to get pussy than blow yourself up okay now that's a real

I really narrowed that film down that's a good lesson Yeah, it's good, yeah. So it is kind of something that a lot of these guys should learn, you know, these in cells, you know. The only blowing around here is going to be from her. Yeah, exactly. And the carrot counter is also pretty good. That's about a guy who did Abu Grave.

Yeah. Who now is, like, doing Rain Man. Okay. Yeah, and then Tiffany Haddish shows up, and they fall in love. Oh, yeah. She's not great. I imagine she's doing serious action. She's trying to do serious, yeah.

And it's Oscar Isaac with... you know, Tiffany Haddish and there are different levels of acting ability, I'd say that. Very much so. And also William Defoe is there. Willem DeFoe, he plays like a next general who's like, come on, don't lie.

Abu Ghrave was awesome. Come on. Dude, we got so much pussy. Remember, we made that guy bang his own son? That was hilarious, dude. Come on. We're going to submit it

to Dickhouse Productions. Jeff Tremaine was a pussy. He wouldn't put it on MTV. Mow, wow, wow, wow. Dude, we're in Abu Ghraib. Fucking Steve O'Sinnababab. Grave is going to fucking rent a little kid's ass. Fuck, dude.

Blah, dude, I can't eat this entire ass. Preston Lacey just like, I don't know, eats a baby or so. Ah, whatever. Run out of steam there. It was good. Do we put energy into that? they put a lot of work into a bit I'll tell you

I'm having a little bit of a moment here How come? So I had some Sulfazine there Oh really I put some I noticed you putting something

In your drink But I don't ask any questions But the thing is It was very foamy It's not supposed to be foamy Brian What have you done I don't know

What was in it now And now I'm starting to You know What are you starting seeing things No But I'm just like Can I die Am I gonna

die here? No, just keep doing your Steevo impressions. Okay. Yeah! Yeah! Well, tell you what, this will get you back in a room. Okay. Me and you bullet watched a documentary, all right? Yes. I know there's all these gay documentaries about, like, you know, a woman in Iraq or like, you know, a woman

who's blind or, like, a woman who's doing something, all right? This is a cool one. It's about Howard Stern versus Olinanthian for radio wars. The shock jocks. And it's such, like, we're kind of like, the successors of this. We're shock jocks as well, you know? And, I mean, we're, definitely, yeah, we're equals, I would say, yeah, I mean, you know.

Me and Howard shoot the shit sometimes, you know. Well, you are as notoriously cheap as Howard Stern, so. Oh, I'm, how dare you? Dirty Dog. I bought you some Doritos. No, you didn't. And then ate them. You bought yourself Doritos and ate them in front of me.

I'm still eating it right now. Yeah. Some people really hate when you eat on, on, when you're recording, you know that? Yeah. I'm going to eat now. And they can tell it's the, you know, original cool. flavor. The gayest Doritos there are.

Way to go, dude. This is a two-part voice documentary about an issue about Howard Stern and then about his war about opening and neat. And we watch it and it's, I mean, I knew a lot of this stuff already, but as cool as he's the footage and like, yeah, like, you know, they kind of

they put it together very succinctly. Obviously they'd leave out a lot of stuff because we're talking about careers that span decades. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, Howard Stern's been going about about 40 years at this stage. Like, I knew Stern was popular, but it is kind of funny to see, like, those big, big crowds for him and just, like, you know, people, like, would die for Stern. Like, he was getting, like, 100 million contracts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Huge, man, yeah. Like, just millions of listeners, but he was, you know, quite innovative and really did push the envelope. I mean, we've never, you know, sexually assaulted a retarded girl on air, or whatever it is he does. Oh, not for lack of trying, you know. they're a lot cleverer than you think now they have access to TikToks they're pretty quick you know you know in Rocky we try to catch that chicken

come on you bum catch that retard oh wait before we talk about that though I wanted to talk with some other things real quick now we watch a trailer for a film called red white and blue all over is that what it was called yeah that's what it was called right there yeah

I believe it's that right I think it sounds about right there Red, white and blue all over Is that? That sounds a little too Close to Do I fix it up in my head Blowing your low

You've made it You've managed to make it gay Red white and Red white load And blue all over Let me look up Red white Oh yeah

Red white and Royal Blue There you go That's no That's no crack at all No No Oh that's shit Yeah

red, white and wild blue I can't even talk properly The thing is I'm pretty sure it was like So it's a book So it's like total Dog shit Chick lit level P S I love you

No don't say that Don't say that about Celia Arne She was good Okay She had good quality writing right there Really? She's a prolific right there Really?

Yeah yeah quite Never read the book or anything But I imagine she's good You're a big fan of her dad Oh man her dad's come Her dad's got a podcast now Serious on more sharks in the tank

so bertie o'herne he won't play fair bertie o'herne has a podcast and it's just about the peace process the one thing involved that he was connected to that didn't turn to shit or didn't like yet yeah well that's it we've got to now just to piss off Bertie we've got to end the peace process

oh dude you got to go up there with some fireworks you know so it's just like he's podcasting me Hall Mart is a podcast now Jesus Christ It's getting pretty sad It's depressing

Isn't it? I think that's the camel It's going to break I think everyone's got You know podcasters By the way We're discriminated against now People really think of us

As like you know Smelly Weirdos Yeah Yeah very much so Yeah They're like laughing at our own jokes And just like

There are lots of memes That are very Cruel about podcasters Like Oh Yeah When you find out Your boyfriend's a podcaster

Is a girl puking is that funny is it that young man is working tirelessly he's got to take of bits he's got to respond he's got to do voices and he's not allowed eat

when they're recording even though he's hungry it's a very very annoying process and it's not like we're getting paid well for this no it's good it's good isn't it it's good for your mental health

isn't it I mean this will be our this is our epitaph to the world this is our legacy I was thinking about that you know when we die you know what episode would they play in the church

yeah as the as the empty church and the priest looking around well church it'd be a mosque for me you see they're burning Korans now who in Sweden podcasters no hi guys it's hypno podcast

it's called Burning Karans no they're burning Korans in Sweden now they've gone all to alt right and they're blat and it's because Sweden want to join NATO as well and they're saying this is Russia Russia are paying Sweden

Swedish alt-right people to burn the Koran so they can't join NATO right there. Wow. Yeah. Jeez, I haven't heard that at all. I mean, it's, I mean, who gives a fuck about Sweden though? Also, like, you know the whole thing about burning Quran? Bunch of IKEA fucking meatball bunching

freaks? Well, the whole thing of burning Koran is like it's really, they don't like it, all right? But if you act like you don't like it, you know, it's like, for them burning Quran is like, you know, like a woman insults Scorsese and you get real angry. I do. Yeah.

Quran is like, that's their Scorsese right there. But you know, what even angers me more is when they try to compliment Scorsese is like, you fucking idiot. You have no idea what an author is. You have no respect for the language of cinema. Oh,

you thought it was shot well. Well, why exactly did you think that? Even spell cinematography? I can't. but I probably could learn how to quicker than you that's why I'm burning this Quran

out of respect for Marty Marty this is by you actually speaking of bad women you see Lucy Letby the baby killing nurse The baby killer yeah Man killing babies is I was reading into it alright

It's not It's so easy It's like It is pretty easy All right And there's very little safeguards in place to stop it Like no one really checks that much

she'd go like, oh, baby's dead. Well, whatever, like, you know, because they die all the time anyway, you know? Yeah. But it makes me think, like, just how many nurses are... Just a shitty baby. Yeah, yeah. You know, I bought bad shoes a while ago.

Yeah. You know, they had, like, you know... Whatever happened with that? Did you get them? I have not had a chance to return them yet. So, just, like, sitting over there laughing on me. If you missed, I bought these shoes, and then something went wrong,

and there's, like, a thing sticking out with a shoe, just poking my foot and making my foot bleed. Yes. And now, I haven't got time to return them. So now it's, like, shoes there, that I can't wear. So you're just running around barefoot, late for work. I'm running around with like, I've got no trousers.

My shoes are broken. I can't. My cocks, I was like, my shoe. My shoe and my cock that hurts. Well, yeah, so Lucy Letby, she killed loads of babies, man. Really? How many? What was her? Probably about 60.

Yeah? I'm just guessing now. Six million babies. All in one. day. God, women are great multitaskers, aren't they?

What was her methodology? Her modus operandi? Like a baby, like you said, easy to kill. Just blow on it. Yeah, that's it. You say,

you're like got your nose. Yeah, just do that and the baby's shocked and dies, you know? Just do a magic trick and the baby's like, what? And just dies.

But no, so the basic thing to kill a baby is, you inject it, the only old classic inject it with an empty syringe. Okay. And the air just kills the baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, the problem is, killing a baby is kind of like doing stand-up. You need your first five minutes. You're like, that was amazing. But then after a while, you want more. Yes. I like this for old Lucy Letby, all right? So she killed one baby.

And if she just kept it quiet and killed one, like, a little treat, like, every few months. Yeah. But she was like, I want more, more. So she killed, like, three babies in a week, then, like, four babies in a week. like, Jesus. Like, five in a night. She's like going around with a fucking hammer.

A big old sledgehammer, you know? It's like, it's like Roadrunner Wiley Coyote, you know. She's got like a big TNT. Put into a baby's mouth, you know? Like, she just got addicted to him. She's going wild. But here's thing, though, she's walking around

literally. I mean, literally, with a big sledgehammer, she's got dead babies falling over pocket there, right? And, you know, they're all, all the guys in the ward, like, it's probably. I'll look into it later on. You know, I don't want the hospital we, in ill repute. Yeah, they probably just blitz, oh, it was a COVID death. Yeah.

Yes. Oh, their face was dented and mushed to a bloody pulp. Yeah, that's the new variant. Man, COVID deaths, they link it to everyone. It's kind of like, it's no crack anymore. Because you look back in the day, like you'd have someone dead and be like, oh, maybe it was the CIA killed him or something like that. And now he's just like, oh, COVID killed him.

That's it. Yeah. It's not as much, like, you know, the, what's the cloth shot? Oh, yeah Yeah, that's what they call that there Yeah, my old carditis How's a little LeBron's son doing, by the way? Oh, he's grand, yeah

LeBron's grown, yeah LeBron's grown, you always really sad now There's a podcast There's a podcast to start listening to called the Pleased podcast The Policed? Pleased, yeah It's about the guardee

Oh, my God Yeah, it's a podcast About the Irish Guards, all right? Is it, you know It's against them Oh, it's against them? Yeah, it's ACAB Oh, dude

Yeah, yeah, it's punk rock I'm listening to out loud driving past the cops you're like, yeah this is your fuck the police yeah take that pig

can we hear that fuck the guardee song no it sounds awful terrible yeah oh who did it it's not that autistic man is it no no it's like one of those

good like it was you know one of the earliest you know recordings like from you know did the rounds like on Irish

Twitter or whatever it's like from 2006 it's like fuck fuck fuck the guard shick, shick, shick, shik alon. I've heard this, actually. This is like deep inside my subconscious. I've heard this, yeah.

Way back in the day, son. That's why I keep committing crimes. I heard that song and it's infected me now. Now I'm robbing VCRs. I don't give a flip. Yeah, yeah. There should be, it's an interesting little subgenre of Irish hip-hop

and very little of it is good now. Very little. Almost none of it. I'd love to do a good documentary about that. You've got to go over it. around and talk to these guys. There was one. Was there? Oh yeah, like in 2010, right? RTE did this whole thing with my license fee money. Oh yeah, but the thing is

like it's the cringiest most embarrassing thing like all the rappers, air quotes that were featured in it like none of them do it anymore. They all just got slagged the bits. Oh. Like there's this one bit, right? It's so funny. So this woman, she's just like female rapper she just starts busting a freestyle out in public and there's this like real rancid looking owl one with like three teeth in her head

and so this one she's just like freestyle and like yeah we're just here out in the streets trying to make the ends meet and blah you know it's dog shit obviously so she's going for a few minutes and then the owl one the camera pans over to her and she just keeps going very good

very good that was very good yeah It's brilliant. Very good. Very good. And it just sort of turned into like a little mini, early memes, you know. Oh, I missed down that. I need to watch this documentary then. It's on YouTube. You can fight it on YouTube. That'll be a good little deep dive right there. Yeah, I tell you, we'll, you know.

Have you ever been in the room while someone starts freestyling or starts rapping? Yeah, but it's always me. So it's always awesome. Yeah, hell yeah, dude. I mean, look, much like this. I got to say the N word. I got to be real. These streets is talking.

No, I mean, you, you know about my, my wigger phase, you know. It's not a phase, we don't. It's a lifestyle. It's a state of mind. Yeah, yeah. It's a New York state of mind. That's right, Jack. It's a real hip scene, derry-yo.

I'm a jazz cat. Yeah, I mean, I used to, we used to bust freestyles. Really? You do some freestyles? Just like, no, but like... I have to say, you are much better freestyling than me. Okay. I had to freestyle once.

Yeah. And I hated it. it now. I was amazed by, because you know the way like, you know what sometimes you watch football, you know, like, I could probably play football, you know, like, if I have to, you know, or like, even like, you know, you watch sometimes you watch things like, ah yeah, if I trained

early on, I could probably do that. Yes, I could be Lionel Messi. I could probably play tennis. I probably could, you know. But then freestyle and I was like, you know, if I was up there, you know, and it's me and B-Rabbit and they're all shouting my name. I could pull

on my ass. I got a belly full of mom spaghetti ready to go. I can pull out on my ass. You know, I know loads of words. I literally have taught sometimes like but I know loads of words that other rappers don't know, because I know like all these science fiction words, you know? Right, okay. I know like cling on.

You know, shit like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They'll be all like, whoa, what's that? They have to Google it. They're Googling while I'm talking, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Kling on these nuts. But then like, I'm on stage. It was a thing I did. a while ago where they try to make stand-up fun, which is a bad idea.

Never, never worked. And they're like, it was different sets. It was stand-up, then there was an improv section and there was a freestyle section. And my head went completely blank. Yes. And there's a girl in the crowd I wanted to the bang. Oh, yeah. And I saw like, you know a girl getting wet? Yeah. It was like that in reverse.

Right, right. Her pussy was getting so dry. It was absorbing liquid in the room. And she was just shaking her head and I was like, Trigger. I've got no I've got no choice maybe but one last shot

I meant from only fools and horses but yeah no look it is a very embarrassing cringeworthy thing but it's never something we did

you know seriously you know what we just deep down was there this too it'll be like we could get out of here get out of this you know I'm sick of living in the hood I just grew up on a farm

and money I literally was that like scary movie three is a white rapper growing up on a farm but um

no like because a lot of my friends are musicians so at gaff parties there's always guitars playing I hate that as well

sing songs I don't like that I always tell them to stop because I gotta make witty comments I got a broad observations

but see that's where that's how I incorporate the witty comments via freestyle you know no they don't like that now

I was in a party a while ago and they're playing like a banjo I was trying to make a deliverance joke but like they were playing the banjo too loud and no one could hear me I suppose I should have waited until they finished And also you were outside

And they're getting raped Oh fuck You guys are gonna laugh If you just turn around Wee I'm committing to the bit I'm Ned Beatty Come on

Oh, fucking hell Yeah, I kind of hate When they play music there I haven't been to do a proper session A while And there's no part of me He's really like I gotta get back out there

I need to start petting, dude I've been spending a lot of money That's the only problem though I had to get an NCT Failed Oh really? Failed the NCT On what?

Breaks and I think wheels And vibe You didn't pass the vibe check my freestyling was weak and them bars were actually you know it was bad flow

yeah so 55 quid down the drain like you said they don't take paper money anymore no they're going cashless which is okay for a private company

well it's not okay it's not okay it's not okay it's a globalist well it is kind of like because then what they can do is all right and I'm getting serious

now here we go here we go is this make it easy so it's all going to be one it's going to be one it should start freestiling

there we go um um honey money let me give you the news we're being controlled by the you know who's that's very good yeah it only works when you're being racist of course obviously yeah who are you talking to here from the best uh yeah um so what was gonna say i just like um they want us all of you use all the same money yeah it's easy just like turn it off right there like you james yeah you did your little rap there you know who's we know what you're talking about okay guess what you can't use money anymore yeah exactly you go to shop yeah and you've got like let's say you've got a 50 quid you got a note or a 50 quid note waving around might as well wipe your ass with it it's worthless exactly yeah yeah i come swan and be like i didn't talk about jews i actually liked the films of woody allen yeah i pressed a tap my card i think me of farrow's testimony was uh suspect at best uh he's got another new book out but away. Really? Yeah.

It's funny because the first book, well, not the first book, didn't, you're the one you bought because you want to support him. Well, actually my brother bought it for me, but yes. Still, you read it, you know. It was a Christmas present. I didn't finish it, but yeah. You not finish it? No, no. A silent protest or how come? No, it just kind of, you know. What's his

book like, Woody Allen? It says he was just talking about his childhood and stuff. It is very funny, though, you know, it's just typical you read it in his, his voice, his cadence, his delivery, and it's there's a lot of like, I'm on the bus I'm very good

very good smoking your pipe you're putting sofa dean in your pipe it's making me rather dizzy I hope you know onwards and upwards boys chin chin By the way the bus I'm getting so sick of the bus

I've been taking the bus a lot because I've been doing like kind of early mornings I've been drinking a bit I'll be honest now in the morning in the morning yeah it's good

Like Denzel Washington in flight. Yeah, I've got that big bottle of vodka. I'm shaking. I have to wake up and I just down it all. I'm like, now, yes. Now I can just get on the bus. Time to start the day. Oh yeah, the bus is awful, man.

Our buses are shit, dude. I know what? I found I've hardened. So when I first came to Dublin, I was like, gee, the bus. Wow, look at it. We're all one big community traveling together. What Russell Brand said was right.

We are one consciousness. We're all just atoms. flouting and colliding, don't you know? My wife's from Israel, but don't look into that. No, he's not. I know, yeah. Don't you, dear?

Yeah, I'm sticking to Tarantino's wife. Also, Alex, isn't it weird that you know whose wife and whose wife isn't Israeli? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just because I'm a fan of Tarantino, and I like to keep up to date

with his... With his wives? Cummings and goings. Yeah, you've got that scrapbook. Yeah. Israel or isn't? reel. By the way, I would recommend his book The Once Upon Time, yeah. They go a bit into Cliff Boom's backstory and shit like that. It's a pretty fun book. I liked

a lot now. Did he kill his wife? Won't get into that now. Okay. They heavily imply yes. Yes. Right there, yeah. Wait, so you were talking about the commoner is on the bus and how they discussed you. Yeah, we may get back to Lucy Letby in a minute right there. Oh, right, the baby killer. But I was just saying like, so, back in the day I was like, we're all in one big journey, folks. all these wacky, wonderful characters. And now, like, I'm just, like,

I've got my, like, my shoulders up, and I'm just ready to stab someone, and just, like, get the fuck away from me. I literally, if someone, like, like, some poor fat guy got on the bus a while ago, he's just walking down the eye, I'm like, they fucking cunt's going to sit beside me. My face, I just caught myself, my face made this frowny face just staring at him, me like,

you fucking, he's basically growling at him, you know? And he's all like, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have eaten so many cakes. They're not sure. delicious. I can't help myself. I was at the bus stop there

while ago and this woman was like does the number nine come here and the second I was like would you fuck off would you? Do you not fucking look at that would you? Yes it is.

Yeah, I caught myself and I was like, oh yes it's very confusing sometimes if you're a fucking half-wit. Yeah, oh God. Dublin now you know what's annoying as well? A lot of my friends

are moving out of Dublin and they're going to like Berlin or like Amsterdam like these places and they're telling me about all these cool things there Dublin is a kip an overpriced shithole You know I did hear though that The violence in Dublin Is it exaggerate you think or is actually violent?

No it is definitely violent But it's no more violent today than it was like five years ago It's just kind of getting more you know Because of those dumb American tourists got slapped around They keep getting beaten up Then there was that lad who got stabbed like a hundred times on Grafton Street. Oh really?

Well, he was stabbed a lot, not that many times. Only like 99 times. No, apparently they're going to deploy like armed response units. They got armed guards, okay. On the street. Anyone who gives them lip or does impressions? Yeah, yeah.

No, they'll like my impressions. Yeah, you got to... I know what the boys in blue are, you know. Yeah, I keep them, you know, entertain. They'll invite me to like the secret policeman's balls. like, hey, you know, fellas, when you're just out there patrolling the streets and

Jamal come walking up to, well, hello, Abelah, why don't you suck my dick, motherfucker? And you're just there, Jesus, no, he's just, you know, you're not a carry on, you can't say it, not, no. You're not a carry man yourself then, no.

Yeah, I'm really hating Dublin now. You always a real bullshit take I heard, though. This may be so angry, because like, his guy was telling you. me like I'm sure what age are you? Why you're 28? Asher, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know.

Dublin back in the day, oh my God. There was someone battered to debt every day of the week. Yeah. Every day, you walk out on a nightclub man. You get battered to death. And then the iPhone came out

and just stopped. Straight away. Sorry, who is this retard you were talking to? I won't say who now, but it's one of those things where I was like, I don't think so. It's like, no, not, not. I hated the kind of absolution of it. Literally, iPhone came out.

You have no idea. And after that, like, literally. Is this somebody you work with? No, well, I'm winking. But yeah, okay, yeah. Mike Cole right there, yeah. Oh, is he one of the you know who's? Yeah.

Oh, it used to be so violent here, but then your telephone came out and, oh, everybody's under misbehavior. Yeah, I was like, I hear things like that. I need to get better being like, that's wrong. I'm too kind of agreeable. That's an interesting point. It's kind of like, you already know this is the opinion of an idiot, just a loudmouth fucking donkey-brained retard,

who's like completely convinced, and you're not going to change his mind, and there's no point in engaging and arguing. It's like taxi drivers, you know. It's like taxi drivers. Yes. There is people out there who they want to get into a debate, so I've noticed that. They kind of get a little bit like, you know,

like I remember that in America. What do you mean? by that. I remember in America... I just don't like them. I think they smell funny. I don't know what it is, but I don't like it.

And you're not going to be like, well, actually, sir, they don't smell funny, they just smell different. Yeah. And it's a big difference. It's pheromones and genealogy and there's nothing wrong with it, sir.

See, their culture is based about around being smelly. So you criticizing that is actually wrong, sir. It is their God-given right to be as smelly as possible and by George they are really

milking that they're milking as smelly oh my god Lucy Letby let's get back to let's get away from the controversial stuff back to the baby killer we don't have a big you know what's so funny as well a lot of the articles and all

that all mention how boring she was oh really it's just so unsexy we ever noticed her killing the baby she would have that fucking dog Do you know what I mean? I bet the babies chuck one fucking look at some and said Oh, I hope you're there

I hope you, I'd rather you kill me than shag me You ugly bint. If she had bigger tiddies Maybe would have paid more attention Yeah Made up your lesson to everyone But yeah

They keep mentioning It just goes to show You really can't trust An ugly woman, can you? They're really deceptive All the interviews were all like She was just so plain And so dull

Like we kept seeing all these dead babies and then she was holding the knife with us, she's so dull, she probably couldn't even do that. Then we just forgot her name straight away because she was so boring. It was the crime, the true crime was boredom.

Even now that she's a baby killer, I still wouldn't want to have a conversation with her because she's just so dry. I've got to talk to the taxi driver now. A bit of crack. Oh man, I was with a taxi driver recently and he was so annoying. actually a few of them

there was a while there last week I was getting taxis because I was getting Yeah he was like I'm sick of the bus I'll go to taxis now That'll be fine There's no real escape is there Even though I drive my car There's like a taxi driver

In the back for some reason Where are you heading to pal Oh what? No I'm driving Don't worry I'll always Start them out now yet No What is it do I gotta pay it we won't take cash

You just have to give him the keys and the pig slip well still better than the bus so there's one guy he was driving he just kept one thing okay pissed me off

so we get in a taxi he goes the exact opposite direction right so he's going that way so he's going that way I'm like are you sure about this sir he's like yeah

I know yeah and he's got his phone set up a little thing and he's just looking at he's reading the daily mail nonstop as he drives well at least he's got the right opinions so yeah

at least he's getting the right information That better not be the Guardian, sir. I don't care if you're going the wrong way, but have the right fuse, you know? Brexit means Brexit. So he's got his little phone on the holster, he's reading the whole time, he's going the wrong way, and he's like, I yeah, pal, I'll go this way instead

to be quicker, I'm like, actually, maybe go straight, sir? And then I go, go, go straight, he's like, ah, bleh, he's fucking queer over here, things, you can try, you want to get in the front of this? Go straight, maybe you should try going straight for once. Do you fear it? You couldn't really? read the Denry mail if you tried.

There's another guy then. The second day now, I was so hung over. Like, sometimes, like, when I'm really hung over, like, I have to psych myself up to get in the taxi. My big fear is puking in the taxi. So I was like, come on, Brian, you're not going to do this. Come on, Brian, you're not going to puke in taxi.

I'll be embarrassing, all right, Brian, come on. But I always, my bag, see the bag over there? Yeah. I normally have stuff in there. That's my bag. Oh, you're right. It's mine now. That's your designated puke bag. I always bring James's bag with me.

interesting but no so i bring my bag normally on my bag of like you know a spare t-shirt or like a two per or something like that i empty the whole bag and that's just for puke all right just the case i never puked yet okay but it's still an option good to have but then this guy now just kept talking to me and kept almost like the opposite end of the spectrum where he was like it's okay if you go here i'm like yeah do it's like yeah i think it'd be quicker if we go this way it'd be shorter so it'd be better for you so yeah do ever like so i'm going to go this way now you okay with that sir he was really eager to please and that made me actually

you know it's my psychology I respect the man who's rude to me and reads the daily mail the nice guy who's like I'll go this would be quicker so you pay less money

I'm like fuck off trying to be my best friend are you what are you trying to fuck me or something you freak yeah would you think I gotta be

your boy friend is that it at least read the sun or something would you fucking cunt you I'm getting out I'm walking

I wouldn't even puke in your taxi, you don't deserve it. So, yeah, so Lucy Lettby is a... She's a baby killer. She's a baby killer. So they got her. How'd they get her? She just wouldn't stop killing. Like, as they're arresting her, she's like, I'm going to give me some more.

I want one more chance. Just the microwave dings is like, Lucy, is that a dead baby and not the microwave? No. It's a pot noodle. That's a strange looking pot noodle. He has a little taste. This is a baby. She's a...

me back ribs. I want my baby back, me back, give me. Remember that from Austin Powers? That weren't very far. I know this is probably inappropriate. It's not the right time. I just, I'm trying, I started, it's a police, metropolitan police improv group. I want my baby back,

baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, you know, speaking of actually British shit, row. Yeah. See, Ryan Tuberty might be making the jump across the pond to G. G.B. News. Yeah, dude. That's an odd one right there, is it? Oh, man. I I reckon he's so sick of playing it safe.

Ryan Tuberty's a lot like Mason Greenwood. Mm-hmm. Where, like, they were thinking of hiring him. So Man United RT, they were like, we're going to do it and they're putting feelers out. Like, tell all these stories, RT, we're putting out being like, oh, they might be considering hiring RT and hiring Ryan Tupperty. Yeah.

And they saw the reaction was all negative. And they're like, actually, no, he weren't. Okay. So he's going on GB News. So, like, but Tuberty is not a political guy. His whole thing is like, I'm nice. That's a little shtick. But it's just not believable, though, you can tell.

You think the second he's unleashed in G.B. News, it's like, you know, he makes Graeme Lennon look like a fucking liberal pansy. Fucking, yeah, Graham Lennon, man. He's always, every so often he'll just pop back. But apparently, yeah, so his gigs got cancelled in Edinburgh. So he just started doing like stand up on the street. But apparently he started crying. And it's like, they won't leave me alone.

They're trying to ruin my life. It's like you fucking pathetic little worm. No man, that is true masculinity. Yeah? That's what a real man is. Oh, I've been infected then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably think of like Arnold Schwarzenegger or something like that.

You think that's a man, don't you? John Claude Van Dan. Yeah, yeah, that's not. That's, you know what that is? That is a woman's idea of what a man is. A real man loses, gets rid of, the wife is dead weight. Yeah. You get rid of your wife, okay?

You fuck up the Fatter Ted musical. You're on the street. Crying. Yeah. And fucking, yeah. I want to see you stand up, by the way. I'm really, oh, fucking, I had him on the, it was an Ackle, the Ackle Film Festival. Oh, Ackle Island Film Festival.

And your enemy was getting lambasted. What? That's not, the person's not my enemy. Oh, really? Yeah. Why would you say that? Okay, you've no enemies then, yeah. Well, I do, but she was never one with them until now.

Let me at her, let me at her. Put up your dukes, madam. So basically, we won't get into much detail, but the woman who runs the Ackle Film Festival was tweeting in support of Graham Lennon. And then people were like, you know. Yeah, but like the fact that they were doing it

from the actual account of the Ackle Island Film Festival. And so everyone just obviously Twitter, if you could believe this, Brian, Twitter didn't like that, you know? Where's Ackle Island? That's Galway, isn't it? I think it's like, Ackle Island's like, the Aaron Islands.

one of those weird shitty ones you have to get a boat to it film festival there yeah I think so who fuck wants to go there freaks freaks and transphobes apparently

yeah yeah yeah there's like Graham then and just do a show there yeah yeah but um I wish he stopped crying the docky comedy club

and it's run by I mean this is all public forum but Aiden Killian the pure like he's very anti-COVID anti-vax conspiracy dude

oh okay so yeah so he wrote Well, on Mike, you're a completely different person, aren't you? I'm just saying what he is. That's his whole thing. Okay, go for it. But he's going to have him, apparently, or he's thinking about having him on in the dokey. Where is docky?

Is that a part of Dublin or outside Dublin? Yeah, it's like a nice side, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you might get to see him yet is what I'm saying. That's the only reason I bring it up. I have no, I don't, I've never met Aden. I don't know anything about him apart from his views on certain subjects. I would be interested

You know him though You met on you're best friends I'm best friends of him Yeah I don't take kindly to your insult You taught him everything he knows Yeah yeah I showed him YouTube

I showed him bitchute Yeah yeah yeah You introduced them to Ryan Dawson Yeah But That's a deal You almost Some people don't know

Who Ryan Dawson is Too many people don't know Who he is Brian Far too many Remember to start We're like He's a prophet Be a start right

People make fun of podcasters And it's like If only they knew what we're talking about. Man, that is kind of the annoying thing. You're seeing Ackle Island and Graham Lennan getting all this heat. It's like, hey, where's all the shade for

the biggest swinging dicks in time? Literally, we could get Graham Lennon in the podcast for like half a bottle of Fanta. He's so desperate, you know? And we backwash it? We could probably rape Graham Lennon, like, coarse. You know, like, you know the way about landlords, they're trying to bring in a new rule.

So at the moment, landlords, you've seen that landlord documentary, by the way. No. Oh, wait. Were they... Had sex with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's so good, because it's like, you know, normally you watch these movies, like, you know, it's a guy, like a real sleazy guy

being like, hey, baby, maybe if you do something for me, you know, I'll do something for you. But the footage in this is basically these big fucking eyes, like, well, have you had sex with me and I gave you a room, wouldn't that big, of what, rode you? Yeah. If I just ride the hole off you,

and I let you sleep on the floor. What do you think about that? come on she's not crying for God's sake people know me in this centre we're having a lovely cup of coffee and a jambon and you're spoiling the day

and the fucking sun's out sun's out how hun's out now are you going to touch my knob or not I'm recording this mister I know I know that I don't give a fuck Tidy Town's winner

1993 I've got a lot of clout to these parts. I'm going to have you killed. So the point is, okay, the documentary is very funny because there's all these guys

and it's like literally a guy like, how about if we have sex for rent? And then they have these experts, all right? Yeah. These psychological experts.

The body language. It's literally, literally a body language guy's like you can see here when he says he wants sex for rent, he's looking for favors to exchange for accommodation. Yes.

I noticed these things. Possibly of the Sexual persuasion? It's back to the sort of Freudian analysis and of course Carl Young when he's got his cock out in front of her in public that means he's aroused.

And the pupils are dilating as he dangled his balls. Look at his head back into the left and his cock's out. Back into the left. I need to watch this though. This is very funny. Yeah, it's a very funny document. This is two pieces of artis.

media we need to consume the sex for rent and the Irish rappers. No we they're probably connected the rappers and the rapers add it again it's funny as well like you know we have sex for me for rent just like no what if I turn a bit of freestyle as well yeah I do a bit of freestyling

and starts rapping there as well I'm recorded like I know it's on my mixtape I want cash for you know shag for a fag and cash for rent so because of this documentary, they're going to try change the law to stop it

where you have to have sex for rent. I know, yeah. I mean, but they haven't brought in the law yet. I didn't know that was an option. You mean I could just like suck a dick for free rent? Not anymore, that's the same. So now you're going to be on the streets for a week. Thanks a lot, RTE. Whistleblowers, yeah.

Rats. Rats in the gaff. Point is though. This law has not been brought in yet. So if we brought Graham Lennon here, he is nowhere to sleep. No, he likes them. It's true. So we could just kind of abuse him a bit, you know? Remember we watched that movie about the tie up that girl and the piss on the man and all that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We could do that. But he's the hero. Yeah, yeah, he's the hero. We could do that with Graham Lennon. We could, like, do some weird shit. We could, uh, Eiffel Tower him. Yeah, and make him recite Count Arthur strong dialogue. Is that what that was called?

Yeah, yeah, that shitty show he did, yeah. That was literally way worse than's opinions about trans people. At home with the moonies. I like that. Yeah, you did like that. I did, yeah. Is it good? I thought it was funny, yeah.

Okay, interesting. No one else taught. Yeah. Well, you're probably like black books and the IT crowd, don't you? You're freak. Yeah, yeah. I mean, only when Chris O'Dowd's on screen, he's the funniest one. God, he's deadweight in that, isn't he?

Terrible. I like him. No. No. You're going to get cancelled. You're going to get cancelled. You're going to the street with Grimlin'en. Just crying.

Chris O'Don tried to cancel. I just thought he was miscasted in bridesmaids. I don't think it were. And what was Calvary? That was terrible. He, yeah, that was not a good movie. You can't blame Chris Wood. I'm a Chris out with Defender, you know? You're fucking always shitting on him right there.

Well, you know, whatever, it's fine. Let's see, what else do you watch real quick? Well, before we go, I watch a little bit of rise. You're slapping your leg there. Yeah. Yeah, all good? I'm fine. Okay, good.

I watch a little bit more. I don't think I'll die. So I've kind of come to that realization. I understand you might be having the panic attack right now. Yeah, but I don't know. Why was the glass foamy? It shouldn't be foamy. It's never usually foamy.

Like, you know, like there was maybe some washing up liquid. I was thinking maybe some, do you have asbestos in your ceiling and it dropped into the glass? Not an unusual amount. Okay. Just kind of healthy. I think a little bit's okay, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. They gave the children back in the day to cure autism. That's true. And we didn't have autistic back dead. Ah, they know they need a football helmet just to take a shit. It's a...

Yeah. Where's RFK? You don't really hear about him anymore. He's kind of gone a bit. The fat is over, you know? It's like fidget spinners. Yeah. He was popular for a while.

And then, yeah. Anyway, that was a little good dynamic of a relationship right there. You're having a little moment of like, what about the glass? I'm feeling bad. I'm like, okay, James, shut up. I'm talking about something right here. Yes. I want to talk about Rise the Pink Ladies.

The Greece. The Greece prequel. Wow. Yeah. I tell you, hey, that wasn't on my bingo card for. 20, 23. Isn't that what people say? It's not what people say.

Yeah, yeah, those people. Yeah, I watch Rise the Pink Ladies. Really? I only watched about 20 minutes of it. I felt it was kind of a bit weird. Shite, I'd imagine. I thought it was going to be like young characters, but it's actually set like six years before Greece.

Okay. So it's like no one that you recognize. Yeah, it's some of the actual, there's no canicky or whatever he was called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. they do reference put up a fight what's put up a fight remember like did she put up a fight oh

right yeah yeah yeah and that was a really stupid hack bit that I did because I thought it was funny yeah but it's a kind of dumb retarded shit that any old donkey brain dip shit could think of well now the creators are dressing because of you you're mocking the original grease

that's right yeah my is this Patreon no it's not oh cut that out then will you uh definitely whatever who cares but yeah she's like oh you ruined

Greece for me now I was like well good good that's probably why she stopped watching Greece and started watching Alex Jones

anyway so you watched Rise of the Pink Ladies yeah I didn't like that I watched I'm gonna see we wanna end on something good

right there any any any takeaway from Rise of the Pink Ladies was it diverse very diverse yeah

in the 1940s yeah yeah it's all Indian and Chinese and all that so like while a Manhattan project is going on. Yeah, they're all singing and dancing at a great time, yeah.

I watched Carrie. I think I might mention the last time. Oh, yeah, I've never actually seen Carrie. Carrie's great. Yeah. I, you know what's funny about Carrie? Sissi's Bastic or what's her name? Sissy's basic despastic, yeah.

What's funny about Carrie is looking back on it. So Stephen King is a teacher. Right. And he's teaching English and all that. Now, I want to know what you'd be concerned. Let's say your daughter goes to a school. Yeah. and there's a guy there teaching her English

and like, hey, it seems like a cool dude, you know, whatever. Then he puts out a book about that features a scene where like the girls are period and when she's naked and all the other naked girls throw tampons at her and say plug it up, plug it up. Would you be like, huh,

pretty cool teacher? Yeah, yeah. Finally someone's addressing it. A real red scare. We've all talked about it. Yeah, yeah. So Carrie is, it's so, It's so funny that it's his first book as well.

I didn't know he was a teacher. Yeah, a teacher, and he's like... It's like, me, I'm going to be a teacher, boy. And then you can write about teenage girls. I'm very kind of on two minds about it. I don't know if I should. Really, why not? It seems scarily easy to come a teacher.

I think it's just, it would just be very funny if like they, I get the job. They Google me. It's like, oh, we're all in trouble now because of it's... You act like you're hard, all right, you know? I'm a well odd guy I am, yeah, yeah. Oh, they Google me and go, oh, yeah, I'm having it loud in a jam, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They Google me and they call the police could have so fucking mental. You go fucking Scotland, you know, dude. He's your right old dude, so. No, no, Jack the Ripper. It's just, you know. No, but I guarantee it, nearly everyone who becomes a teacher is someone who's, like, on the, has a criminal record,

you know, like, you know, all, literally everyone knows, like, a rapist or a pizza, the file. They're all teachers now, you know? Good company. Because they couldn't be comedians anymore. Let's do something less important. Oh, wow, yeah. I'm not you like me and him, that's a sitcom. That's like the new,

the Irish remake of AP Bio. Yeah, yeah. Who are you? AP Bio, that's a good reference. Yeah, I'm watching Vice Principles. That's like the cool version of AP Bio. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking for, I want to watch that now. You're going to love it. You're going to love it. It's great, great

crack, yeah. But you as a teacher, I think, you get so much experience I think it'd be good for you and you might stop taking sulfidine no I'll take more I'll double a dosage As long as you're not giving it to the kitties

it's okay No I'm not fucked that This shit's expensive I'm giving it to those little rats By the way I'm pointing So Carrie It's so fucked up It's like the basic premise is

There's a girl She's a little bit weird And she doesn't know what her period is So she has her period in the shower And it's like I'm dying And you know all the girls bully her, right?

Yeah. And then the gym teacher is like, you bullied the girl and traumatized her? Well, guess what? You gotta, like, have detention. And because the popular girls have detention, they're like, you know what's fair? Let's fake invite her to the prom.

Yes. And let's dump pig blood on her. Uh-huh. It's a goof. It's a gas. So I, so I, Carrie's one of those films like Psycho or Star Wars. You basically know the whole movie before you watch it.

Yes. Yeah, like the pig's blood thing is very famous. But I never really considered where they got the pig's blood. I assume he went to a butcher. In the movie, they literally go like, hey, let's kill that pig. And, like, fucking Travolta's like, I don't want to kill the pig, but want to get some pussy. And he's like smashing the pig with a hammer.

Be like Lucy Letby, you know, he's like, what's awesome? Yeah. I can't believe there's so much blood coming out of the pig. Oh, my God. So he's killing and he's like, this is a bit weird. And all the girls are like, yeah, kill the pig. Oh, I'm so. wet, you? And then like...

You wet, it gets wet? I don't know if I like that. This sounds great. I think I'd rather try out the pig, yeah? And then like, you know, she goes, then they drop the pig blow on her and she goes mental, like, eh, and then like she's controlled stuff for her mind.

She's like telekinesis type of shit. Yeah, telekinetic, telekinesis. That's all broads in their period have that, don't they? She goes X-Men right there, yeah. So I think it's all a metaphor for like puberty, you know. Okay. And the horrors of becoming a woman.

The horrors of the female vagina. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I learned to stay well away from that, pal. You should not, fuck him. We all float down here, Georgie. Oh, shit. No.

Help. Lord, Jesus, help me. I'm loud. Oh, no. Oh, I can't turn back. I used to be a white man. Oh, Lord. What do you mean?

I'm not white? Does Dad know? It's a sick reference to see no evil, hear no evil. The wonderful Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder. That was real comedy right there. There you go, folks. There's how we're going to wrap up the show.