Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 205 : Sinister and Afghanistan

Episode Date: September 2, 2023

We watch spooky tapes with Ethan Hawke and then fund a pretty cool group of guys.

I'm sorry Oh, I'm so sorry You're going to cut that out, aren't you? Please, please. Got that? Oh, no, I'm really... So, what, the cutting room floor? Anyway, so, yeah, and I decided to watch it

and I was kind of, it started off cool and I was like, okay, yeah, it was kind of freaky and there's, you know, Ethan Hawks, that was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, no, it gets pretty shit towards the end, and then the ending is just flat out dumb and retarded and lame. Well, I didn't think it was dumb actually.

No, it is, because I said it. Well, let's just spoiler alerts for the movie Sinister that came out, 2012. So it starts off, and Ethan Hawke is a crime writer, true crime. Yeah. And he goes to his house, and he's like, honey, let's go to the house. Nothing bad happened.

Are you sure, Ethan? By the way, the wife and it was a real bitch, wasn't she? Yeah, yeah. Oh, did anyone get murdered in the house? boo-hoo. He's like, sure up. Yeah. We're a British accent. Our children are traumatized now

because babies were murdered in the attic or whatever. Wait, that's Mark Rylons. Shut up, you dumb, cunt. That's Mark Rylens's cousin right there. Oh, okay. A fucking little netball baby right there. Yeah, yeah.

She was very annoying. She was, you know. You know, kind of. Like, Skylar White. Yes. Oh, stop selling drugs. Oh, you know. No, stupid cunt.

Women are always getting the way of my drug dealing and my true crime writing. I'd be a famous author if it wasn't for dumb women. Yeah. It's all the dumb women that don't like true crime.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. So he goes to the house, but turns out a family were hung in this house. They found a family hung from a tree, a whole family.

Four of them. But one girl was missing. Yes. Okay. And he's gone there to find out the truth. Yeah. And then very early on

he finds a creak flowboard and there's tapes underneath and all the tapes are like well they're all like eight millimeter film super eight kind of yeah super eight film and they're all labeled pretty innocently like barbecue uh huh summertime you know swimming pool

oh these these are probably nice that's what you thought is today but then the old subversion Brian so I heard hanging around with family thought they must be chilling with family but instead they meant hanging like rope you know um so he watches one as the family being hung and it's a very

creepy image, isn't it? It's very slow. Yeah, it's very slow, and it's kind of like a sort of a rude Goldberg machine. There's like a saw tied to the branch and the wind is blowing the saw that eventually

it cuts it and they start hanging. It's a real Wallace and Grommet invention. Oh, more hanging Gromit. Do do, do do, do, do, as the family are raised up. You know, Gromit's like making a face. Oh, Gromby.

eating me cheese and hanged the babies from the tree. He's that evil penguin. But anyway, yeah, so Ethan Hawk finds all these like snuff movies in the attic of different families being murdered. So there's that family are hung from a tree. Another family are burned alive. There's another family who were drowned in a swimming pool. I felt the actual tapes.

The first one was so good. All the other ones paled in the paris. Yeah. The other ones were like, they're in a, they're pulled into a pool, something like that. I just thought it a bit silly, you know. It wasn't like dramatic at all. I would have liked if rest tapes were just like very basic, just like murders. Like someone getting stabbed or something like that.

Or someone with a hammer to the face. That's it. Yeah, more basic stuff. They were a little bit too silly and like the first one you accept because it's so well done. The rest of it's like, uh, it wasn't out. They're like, um, there's a bowling ball and they dropped the bowling ball and a car and the car explodes. No, that didn't happen. I'm exaggerating.

You're being facetious and I don't appreciate it. I'm being a little bit facetious right there, yeah. But you won't allow that at all, will you? No, no, we're talking about Ethan Hawke here. Don't disrespect Scott Dirickson. Well, fair play for remembering his name. By the way, Scott Dirickson, interesting IMDB. So he's a first film, he's director of Sinister.

First film was like a Hellraiser, like Hellraiser 9 or something like that. Direct a DVD fucking sequel. Yeah, which you've probably watched. I haven't, but I have seen a clip of it. and it looks like we shot it out in Fingless, all right? On my phone. All right, that, pal, I'm a bleeding hellraiser, so I out. You just see a junkie with a needle in its arm.

Look, it's Hellraiser. It's the Cenobites. He wants, the Cenobites want a Euro off me. Why do you need to go stay in a hostel? You're from another realm, another dimension. And then the success of that, I think, like, people look at you and like, he can hold a camera. least, fuck it. Then they gave him another low

budget movie called the Exorcism of Emily Rose. Okay. And that did pretty well, you know, low budget, made some money, you know. Is it tied to like the Exorcist franchise? No, no, it's completely, uh, okay. Yeah, just Exorcism, use the word exorcism. Uh-huh. His next film, the Day the Earth Stood Still.

Uh-huh. The Keanu Reeves, like, what, $90 million dollar budgeted, uh, epic movie with like the aliens and destroy all the earth. It's like a remake of that 50s one that was like a kind of very well regarded. It's a huge big budget. You know what the kind of thing? The alien comes to Earth. He's like, I must, you know, he's like, you know, they are coming.

I am here to have sex with your white women. Where the white bitch is at? This is a different movie. Lying them holes up in two, br. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass gonna smash. It was too ahead of his time. I'm dead ass fitting to smash, because I got the Riz. F.R.

F. All this fancy bumbo-jumbo came from the space aliens. It's giving vibes. I'm serving, Kant.

I've never heard anyone else say that except you. You don't hang out with gay guys. I guess. I thought I did. You were hanging out with a Millwall fan.

Let's fucking have it, lads. We're serving guns in that, boys. So, After the day of the earth stood still underperformed, he goes lower budget again, does Sinister, right there. And Sinister was written by a guy called,

I think it's C. Cargill or something like that. And Cargill used to be a film critic that I would actually watch online. Wow. Yeah, yeah. When was this? 2007 or so. So you were watching movie critics in 2007 online.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carlo, what age were you? I don't know, whatever fuck. I'd go home from secondary school, you know. And I'll be like, screw the bully Yeah We need to bring back more bullying stories That's what the fans love buying

I actually was sending forward I didn't get bullied that much Because there's so many other freaks around That are easy prey I was like the antelope I was like the deer with a limp Alright But there's other deer's no legs

They were also autistic Sure I could kind of like you know Look at him Look Look he's self-harming bully him he's doing the work for you

I run away and watch a website called spill.com Jesus Christ there's some movie nerds out there are like whoa it takes me back spill.com that was a good days dude you know it's like 4chan shit no it's just movies

4chan was too cool for me 4chan was awesome 4chan was all race science and head measurements and spill dot com was all like why think of the dark night was the best Bestest movie ever Or just really, really good.

I think it was the best ever, dude. Caesar Ramirez or Heat Ledger, you decide. Don't make me choose. Wow, is that? We mentioned Caesar Romero on the last one, too. Are we going for a record here? A Guinea World Wreck. The Guinea Rec?

That's what I call the Guinness World Book. The Guinea Rec. I thought you've been racist to Italians right there. I mean, I probably am. A wop. Wop wreck. It's like a wreck of Wop.

Okay, so Spilled.com. Yeah, yeah. And he was a reviewer on that and then he left the right old movie and it was Sinister.

Okay. So Sinister did well and then the guys went on to Do Doctor Strange. Oh, wow. Yeah. And then they

did the black phone. So they're a little combo right there. Yeah, and Ethan Hawks in that too. Yeah, Ethan Hawk is a... But back to Sinister.

So he finds the tapes and then he's like, I could call the police but I'm going to do my own I'm going to solve this crime. There's like all these murders could be connected. Yeah.

And also there's a little weird symbols in all the videos. Yes. What did you think of sinister? I've given them the premise right there. Yeah. What do you think? I mean, I liked it. There was a few creepy moments, you know, and I was kind of like, oh, yeah, I'm seeing

why this is like well regarded among our fans. But then for me, the third act just really kind of fell flat. It felt very dumb. What do you think of a fucking Pyle, what's his name? Kingpin, showing up on Zoom,

be like, it's called Baguil. Oh, yeah. What's his name again? Vincent Donofrio. Yeah, he shows up like, let me explain Bagul.

Bagul. Yeah, so it turns out that it's like, you know, this ancient demon from Babylonian times who steals the souls of children. Yeah. So we find out all the families

are connected. in a weird way they all like so the first family lived in a house and then they moved to another house and died there then a second family moved you know they're all connected so all the families always die except for one child

so the one child's always taken or whatever and Ethan Hawke starts to notice like the weird face of the what's the name baguul yeah yeah and you know kind of once it gets more into the like you know you know supernatural shit it just got silly

and I don't know I kind of lost interest Would you like it to be a little bit more kind of like subtle or maybe more like open to interpretation not just how full on Begoal is here Yeah

Hey my name is Begul And I'm here to say Yo my name's Bagul Don't wear it out Yeah Yeah he's called Beetleju Is this Michael Keaton

He's just coming in on a skateboard You know So the kind of thing is The twist is Turns out All the families get murdered After they leave the initial house the house that Eaton Hawk is in

and they'll even go to Sacramento and that's when the officer's like oh, you know, officer so-and-so Yes. Do you like him? I do like him. Well, guess what? He's the star of Sinister 2.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Oh. He gets to... I've seen his cock ejaculate. Anyway, so Sinister, I felt... What are you looking at me like that for?

I know, I just say, like, you know, you got that photographic memory. I've seen it. Have you not seen it? Yeah. I thought you were a movie fan. I know. What's it called?

Ken Bowman or what it's called? Ken Park. Yeah. It's a Larry Clark Harmony Corain film. Yeah, yeah. And he does an asphy wanky, he like,

so it's like a wide shot. I've talked about it many times. You've talked about it. And I will continue to talk about it. It's great having you a dinner party. Adnosium. A dinner party. It's me,

Chomsky, the Hitchens that's still alive, you know. Oh, Peter Hitchens. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fun. Yeah.

And I don't know fucking Kevin Smith All the intellectuals are all right And we're not allowed to ask Chomsky about his ties to Epstein No, focus on capitalism That's bad, not paedophilia Chomsky right now is more skin spot than human

I've seen him recently He is a disgusting He's Begoule He is full on Begoules I love it to it turns out it's actually Just Chomsky's hiding out there Yeah American imperialism is bad

So it turns out Beguel is Wait, should I finish the, I've seen his cock ejacculate? No, no, you didn't fill in the rest themselves. It turns out the house is the key, Begoules in the house, we need the house, Begoules follows you. But the thing is Begoules so that

Vincent Donofrio is like a whatever you know, a fucking... A Begulist. Yes, he's a ghoulist. He studies all thing ghoul. And it's like, so it's Begoules steals the souls of children, but he can also live in images. So there used to be like paintings and then there was obviously

photographs and now we're seeing films like little home movies so the ghost or the spirit or the demon, whatever the fuck, can actually live in the images. So there was a cool little creepy moment where Ethan Hawke had like a freeze frame of the ghoul's face.

Then Ethan Hawke looks away and then the face on the computer screen actually turns and looks. Very simple but effective. I like that. Yeah, I like that too. So far, I liked it. Now, what do you not like about the ending now?

Because I actually went along for the ride. And at the end, I was like, hey, I'm okay with it. Yes. So the big twist ending is all the kids that went missing. So that was the thing. Every family that died, every member died except one kid who was never seen again. Turns out they're being controlled by Begul. And it's actually the kids that do the murders.

The kids murder their own family members. and then I guess they get taken into the images into the images yeah into the spirit world or whatever I don't know just for me it just felt very like oh really okay that's kind of dumb I know I feel kind of an idiot for watching this I would like it was a little bit more like the child murders and you don't know exactly why a child

or all right no but Gould's just kind of a it's a dumb name and it looks a bit weird don't it and you know what he really, the face looked like one of the slip-knot masks like the guitarist for slip-knock and I could, like any time I just saw his face

I just heard slip-knot and I was like, I'm so cool I was like, where's slip-knock? I push my fingers into my eyes. We're like, where's slip-knot? Yeah. You're not a slip-knock. Where's slip-knit?

If you end of a slip-knot, would he be like, you know, a cameo from slip-knot. No, that's where they went wrong. It's Mr. Slipknot himself. Hello, kids. It's me, Mr. Slipknot. And I'm a pretty rocking dude, but you know what's not cool?

Teenage pregnancy. Yeah. I, um, even just like the murders. I would like if they go hung at the end. Yes. That's the thing. You're right as well. The hanging was such a cool murder that like the burning.

And, well, there was that one where they're tied in beds and you slip. the throat. I take it back. That was simple and just nice. And effective. But then there was one where we see

somebody's face get run over by a lawnmower and that's just ridiculous. That was like even jigsaw I'd be like that's a little silly. Who is it like a sinister

gardener's like hey, he's me bagu El Bagulio eh. Mexican bagu But anyway, overall it was

pretty good, not great I would say. Now sinister. I don't get why it's called like the scale scientists say this is the scariest movie ever

the original Halloween is definitely scarier than that somebody are a scarier movies I could name like you know even a fucking episode of Corey's more scary Romie and Michelle's high school reunion terrifying

Oh God yeah How long do we get a sequel to that That seems like a matter of time A Hulu sequel Yeah I bet we get like a Daniel Radcliffe cameo Oh I can picture it right now Yeah

But they have menopause at their 40th high school reunion. Oh, it writes itself, right to stuff. But if I'm back to something, that's a real cinema. Okay, so now, Sinister 2.

You won up to me here as you are one to do. It's like, yeah. I can't beat you in a strength or penis-sized competition. But, so Sinister 2 is hated, by the way. Okay. And I kind of came in your own bit,

I'm a contrarian, all right? I was like, I bet it's actually good. Yeah. I bet it's actually great. And all these, all these queers can't understand, but goole, you know? I understand. I understand baguowl way more.

Yeah. I'm so fucking, I'm fucking gay for baguoo, man. I'm so fucking dark and twisted. I am like a demon because I want to steal children too. I'm begueling. I'm gonna begoal on your tits. So Sinister 2 starts off with like another super eight debt thing, but this time it's someone tied to a scarecrow getting burnt alive.

And again, it's kind of silly and. It doesn't look as cool as the first one, you know? Yeah, it's probably a lot, like, is it like that shitty... CGI fire. Fake fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it turns out it's Officer So-and-So. Mm-hmm. And Officer So-and-so, he's a character in the first movie.

He was like a kind of comic relief character. Kind of, yeah, like, quirk. He's like a fan boy of Ethan Hawke's character. Oh, my God, I love your book. Can I be in your next book? Will you sign my book, please? Yeah. You want to see me jerk off?

I'll do it on camera. Yeah. He was all so Ziggy in the wire. Yes, I know him more from Ziggy than his jerked off. Good actor, I like him. He was, apparently he was molested by his like, uh, neighbor or something

in 1993 and then he became a heroin addict. What is it? It's so for you're like, in January 993, he's molested. It's called Wikipedia, Brian. What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a freak, am I? You're the fucking dickhead watching Sinister

too. And talking about spilled.com. I look at a Wikipedia article and I'm the freak go fuck yourself drink your whiskey and shut up have you drank it yet I have yet it's burning me

oh no oh have you got a milkshake James I want a milkshake I want an Oreo milkshake to mix into my whiskey Okay it's a sinister too Yeah so it starts off It starts off in his fucking jerk off

Officer Soso The jerk off molested heroin addict I'm gonna call him Ziggy So Ziggy is off the force He's now a private detective Okay And his mission now is go around To all the old Begul houses

And burn them down So no one else can live in him That's his mission right now But he goes to one house It's a fucking Mexican family living there Okay Oh no You cannot burn the house

Because there's a woman Okay Mexican woman She's got an abusive white boyfriend All right And he's like Oh I love abusing my wife Come here her wife but she's like, no, and she runs away

where her two little children. She's got two Bagool age children. Oh, yes. Think about that later on, okay, two little kitties. Yeah. So we lived in the house, and they're like, no, we are hiding from my awful husband, please Ziggy, do not tell the police, do not burn down my house. And he's like,

well, okay, but, uh, uh, you know, I'll investigate, but then he kind of falls in the over there, you know, because he's very hot. Okay, can I just ask what year is this? Is this pre-Trump? or post-trump or post-trane. Oh, okay. I was kind of hoping the abusive white boyfriend would have a maga hat,

you know? No, if it was after, he would, though, okay? I'm going to build a wall around your pussy. And then there's been funny, not funny, actually, I take it back, of him beating up the children and all that. Obviously, not funny at all. It's a free one, James, so...

Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry. I was wrong for you thinking that was funny. I apologize. Mea Culp. So they're in this house now with Ziggy. okay and it's haunted of course but here's the thing that immediately made it turn to ship

is there's two little Mexican children all right living in the house and one of them he uh it seems to be more inclined to see things and he's a little bit he's got the shining okay the Mexican shining

yeah yeah yeah yeah shaning okay and these little ghost kids keep showing up be like join us join us with the ghoul and it's like

it's a no way creepy it's full on CBB stuff for like you should join us with the Bekool Club basically and they're like oh you're not cool enough to be with Begul like us he's like I am

well you should kill your mom but I don't want to kill my mom you're a loser I'm not a loser Little mama's boy I was talking to Begoal and he thinks you're not cool you know like all this

I was like this is so silly and stupid and not scary at all this is full on like the acting in Power Rangers all right like yeah but then here's a bit of laugh okay so then did it remind you of

the demon headmaster perhaps it was a little bit like that yeah dude my man my man no demon head master I get that demon head no Brian

from my master don't don't disrespect a beautiful franchise I actually read the book oh my god every time I give you a chance to be cool

you just embarrass me you know in the book it was a sequel by the way and the demon headmaster is making vegetable children oh really yeah he's got cloning

he's stopped being headman now he's working with cloning and he's making an army of vegetable children yeah and I think it ends with like I think it's scary enough now for a children's book

just like these pods opening all these like other demon headmasters opening up but it's the but then they burn down the factory and they hear the screams of the vegetable men and when you say veg does this mean retarded like no no i mean like they're made out of vegetables oh like a carrot they're made of carrots like a carrot boy running around that's still funny i was like my my mother fell and she's a vegetable she made out carrots so eat her get better at ice i what

if you're fucking mum she's a bloody cabbage you eat her muff and then that's good vitamins for you and nutrition in shit we're getting sidetracked okay

there's a funny Benny where we're like the sheriff shows up and the sheriff back to Sinister 2 now we're done with the demon headmaster sorry guys we'll do a whole series

if you're lucky I'll watch the whole thing in one night while driving So the sheriff shows up with the abusive boyfriend And the abusive boyfriend's like Hey sheriff go get her Get her, get her, get her

And the sheriff shows like Howdy, ma, ma, what do you call it? Howdy, bitch? I got a warrant here that says you gotta leave your house And get back with your ex-boyfriend And suck his dick, it's right here, ma'am. The warrant says the whole thing And then Ziggy comes out, I was like, actually, I used to be a cop, show me the warrant.

And the sheriff's like, oh, oh, geez it. He's like, he called my bluff. You said they couldn't read. I didn't know she was banging another white dude. God damn it. Literally like the abusive boy was like, oh, shake harder, boy. He's like proper like, oh, but I want to abuse her so much. Oh, that dog of mine.

He's like shaking. Yeah. Who am I going to abuse now? If your Mexican wife runs off with a retard, you might be a redneck. And then not much happens then. There's like a kind of a love story between Ziggy and the Mexican woman, okay? Or maybe she's, I know, maybe she's French or something, I don't know. So then like, and there's like a lot of scary stuff was just like jump scares and all that.

It's like not much content at all. Where's Baguilat? Is he? Baguos jumping out every now and again, but like, well, I'm Bagu. Hey, sweet baguole. you better, right? Gabba Baguola, like his pranos. It's voiced by Tony Cicero.

Like when they killed off Brian Griffin and Family Guy and they brought in Polly Walnuts, the dogs. Hey, it's me, Bagul, you better, oh, what are you talking? What do you say? What do you say? What are you here? Come on, I'm Bagu. Hey, Tone, I'm Baguul. Hey, Tony, you hear what I said?

I'm going to eat the child's face and then eat a rass. Tony. but then anyway I think the child goes full but gole little child and he like he hits his brother

he's gone mental I think he kills the abusive dad I think they feed them to put a rat in his mouth and it jumps out his tummy oh

I made it sound sillier than it is it's pretty gory it's only kind of gory thing in it you know right right right it's not as good

remember in Fast the Furious too to put the bucket that's such a good that's a good scene if you don't know and a great movie and a great franchise

and I don't care if Paul Walker was fucking a 16 year old he was awesome RIP to a real one live fast diapidophiles he was the real

bagu you know so they don't if you haven't watched matter if you fuck her by an inch six inches pussy

uh okay yeah it's about family too fast too furious they put um so they live a guy down and lift up

his shirt then they put a rat on his stomach and put a bucket over it and like hold a blow torch to it so the rat starts like burying into his stomach yeah it's an awesome I gotta think that they have to have stolen that because that's like a legitimately good scene

that's some cartel shit yeah in otherwise dog shit film yeah they obviously heard that from like somewhere yeah they rubbed that they were yeah it's set in Miami so they probably went down to Miami did a load of coke and met some baguels and just like, hey man,

this will be a good scene, man. Begoules is a good term for like, we don't want to, you know, be getting trouble, you know. I was a bunch of baguels outside the shop. It's trying to sell me mix tapes. Yeah. Anyway,

oh, sorry, I was trying to give a joke about Mel Gibson there, but I'm not going to get into it now. Okay. But anyway, um, you can figure out yourself, guys, not that hard, okay? But anyway, the kid's killing uh the kid kills his abusive stepdad then he ties up his mother is about to burn her right okay uh but then like officer so-and-so saves the day and he goes to the kid like come on billy

wherever he's called Jose where he's gone come on Jose you know that's your mom and you love your mom he's like but bagu'll no no bagu'll i won't kill my mom and baguil's like and then like they say they run out of the house the house burns down and this is like so dumb okay that day is saved the family are okay

officer if so-and-so goes home and listens to the radio then the radio's like and then Baguil jumps out the end of the radio basically jumps out from behind the radio oh I thought he could only live in images though

now it's sound as well Oh, okay. Yeah. So now you can do podcasts. Sounds awful. Unfortunately, Sinister 2 was so bad and did bad in the box. Normally these things, I used to do well financially, you know, but did so bad it did not turn to an insidious franchise.

Yeah. And you know it's bad as well. This is such a missed opportunity. You know that Blum guy who runs Blum House? Jason Blum. Yeah, he had big plans for insidious. No way. That's not right.

What? In Sinister? In Sinister, that's a, yeah. Was it like a crossover? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine that, Bagul and Mr. Sidious. I've never seen a single Insidious movie. I haven't either. The one kind of half seen right now

saw the last one. She said it was okay. Okay. I don't trust her judgment. No, don't. You know, the last one, by the highest grossing of the franchise, directed by Mr. Patrick Wilson. I like Patrick Wilson.

He's directing now. He's good. Yeah, he's like the main guy in those. He's like the guy would be like, uh, honey, there's an insidious. idiotous outside. It's just the delivery boy, Patrick Baim. Oh, laddie da, Patrick.

It's insidious here. I mean, it's terrible. I have a feeling that that ghost is an anti-Semite. I don't know. I can just sense it, you know. He said Jew like to eat children. Jew like to eat children. I knew that's what he said.

Yeah. So I might watch all the insidious movies. Yeah, do it, man. You got her. You got her. Yeah. What choice do you have? Yeah, and then I'll make my own fan fiction, you know.

Well, I've Insidious was on Snapchat. And then Baguil is like, man. I like Patrick Wilson. You know, he's kind of, you know. He's doing well with those, how he's done the Conjuring and the Insidious movies. Oh, really? He's Mr. Conjuring. Damn.

Yeah, and The Conjuring, he's the guy with, Vera Famerger Oh yeah yeah yeah they show up like you got a conjuring here Wait so what's the plot

of The conjuring is like their ghost hunters They're ghost They're based on a real life couple who like Like you know

Went to a house Like a chair moved But in this movie They're like Always fighting demons And like Yo The portal

The hell is open Honey I'm gonna try And pop a wheelie And draw a crucifix Into it Yeah And like all this shit

Yeah Yeah yeah And in Sidious A little Ray Howard there's like God damn man Patrick Wilson You want some crazy shit I'm in the TSA dog

This motherfucking bullshit There's some white people shit right here Do we have to do The franchise with him Patrick we're rolling on this Okay I refuse So what's insidious about that

If that's the conjuring I thought Yeah the conjuring It's like X-Files but it's a married couple. So insidious is what then? Let me look up insidious to find out what the fuck it is.

There's like five of them. Yeah. I guess insidious mixed up with paranormal activity. Yeah, remember, man, there were so many of those. It's weird. Those were dog shit.

Normally I have at least some idea. You know like Friday of 13 I'm like that's a guy with a fucking hockey mask. I have no idea what insidious is. Also, paranormal activity. How would you make all those? What's the, after the first one, you know?

It's like, what is it just like CCT? TV or something of their bedroom found footage like the guys think something suspicious so he like he films him and his wife's sleeping. Are you having sex with all those begoals? No, it must be a ghost too.

Honey, you sound like a gay man. Well, that says more about you than it does about me. The story is insidious one. The story centers on a married couple whose child inexplicably enters a comatose state

and becomes a vessel for a demonic entity. So it's an allegory for autism, I see. What's chapter two then? No, we don't need to, it's fine. Look, you get it. This thing, all those, I'm not really a big, like, horror fan when it comes to, like, the supernatural, like, there's a

demon who's possessed your wife's asshole or whatever the fuck. You know, I just want an angry white man with a knife getting justice on all the those horrors who wouldn't suck his dick. That's the kind of horror that I like.

You know? Just a big white man and a big white man with a big hard phallic knife sticking it in the cunt's belly. Yeah, you like that bitch? Squelch, squelch.

We're not helping the stereotype here. You know what to help of male podcasters. Who are these people that you're around that are talking about male podcasters being bad. I'm like a you're right, they're bad. They're bad. They talk about

squelching women. Yeah. You're like Ian Huntley when he's being interviewed on the news. I don't know where those two little girls have gone. Oh, is you mystery. They're in your bathtub, mate. You want to just real quick, I want to talk about I talked

I get more out of this, not disappointed. So, Kurt Sutter he used to write for the shield and he created his own show Sons of Anarchy Yes Which is dog shit

Actually I went back to watch the pilot And I thought at least I thought it was good at the start And got bad I watched the pilot It's bad all the time It's always bad Yeah Charlie Honum is possibly the worst actor

Of all time Yeah he's awesome Hello Katie Segal Katie Siegel She's a nice piece of ass She's an old milf That's Kurt Sutter's wife by the way Respect.

So she's in all the shows. Yeah. So his... She's got that old, 50-year-old titty meat, Cleavis, you know? Cleat. I know that kind of like a dead cow titty. Yeah, yeah.

It's like road rash titties, you know what I mean? And then Ron Perlman's there. It's like, yeah, yeah, shut my dick. Yeah. Or whatever he says. I'm hell boy. So he did, he did... Abe Sapien.

So he did... I don't get what is, uh... Explain yourself. He's a lizard. man You fucking Goober So he's

So Kurt Suttered his sons of anarchy Yeah And then Game of Thrones came on All right

And he was like I can do Game of Thrones but better With bikers So he did Bikers on dragons

Yeah That would be better man Yeah He did a show called the Bastard Executioner

It lasted one season on FX Right I watched the pilot And I was I thought

at least to be stupid It was very boring For one thing It's not fantasy Okay

It's just set in Wales in like the 1850s. Oh, like medieval shit. Yeah, medieval shit. But it's like, um, also Ed Sheeran's won the cast. Like main cast? Well, he's recurring. Oh my God. Yeah, it's Ed Sheerran.

And a bun, and like that one, you know, the commissioner from Love Hate, the bald commissioner. Oh, yeah. It's him playing. He can't act either. He plays a king with diarrhea. Oh. So like, yeah. You know, it's like, imagine game of truth.

It's ain't your father's game of trolls. The king's got diarrhea There's no sibling rape incest next to the corpse of their child No He's got the shit Dude

And also Like Sons of Anarchy It stars a very handsome Completely vapid Awful Main actor Who's like Charlie Hunnam

But like worse He literally has no Wikipedia page This guy He must be some like male model He's like Um I got to find my queen. I love my queen.

I am a sexy prince and I gather fight the people. I know it's we're in Wales but I'm going to take my shirt off. He takes his shirt off and he's like ripped like, um, you only get ripped from like extreme chemicals and like you're doing like very specific workouts.

Yeah. Every day of the week. Like he's got like these weird little, he's got like an eight pack. Yeah. But he's in Wales and like covered in sheep shit. But all the birds are like, Ooh, I'd love a bit of that. Yeah, yeah. And Rob Bryden's there like,

Oh, hello. Sir, I hear you have a small man in the box. Hello, hello. He can't act in all, ooh. So it starts off with a fight sequence. It is the cheapest looking fight sequence. Like, it's so cheap. You only see two people at a time.

So it looks like people wearing different costumes, fighting each other, okay? Like fist fights, fist a cost. No, it's sword. It's meant to be a big... You know like in Game of Thrones It's a big battles And it's all epic and all that

You know they're swinging on mace and all that Imagine that was like four people in the field In Wales And it's in the It's bright Also the colour grading in this I haven't seen a professional TV show With such bad like

Just lights Well actually real quick It's set in Wales But is it very obviously not shot in Wales No it's shot in Wales It is Yeah yeah He learned his lesson from the

Belfast episode Of Sons of Anarchy where they're clearly in California. They're in Miami. You'd be like, oh, Belfast. I just love it here. The palm trees in Belfast. And you know, all the plastic surgeons

and everything, you know? And the hype beasts, of course. He could forget them. So it's like, it's bright color saturation daylight. A battle scene with, look at most, I'm exaggerating a little bit, but it looks about like seven people.

And they're trying to shoot it so it looks like it's a big epic like braveheart thing And it's not And it's like Ooh I've been stuck Like it's a bad acting

All that And then like This CGI demon comes out And it's like The riddles tree And then like The guy wakes up He's like

I have foreseen Dark omens And he's got like This pregnant wife Who's like Oh you're having your dreams again Are you? Oh come on now

You know Get it Why are you giving me a bit of bit of your meat and two veg? Oh, well, nothing makes me happier than being with my queen, you know? And then... Is she at least good looking? No, she's not. Oh, God.

Pure Welsh and pregnant. And nine months pregnant, right? But then, like, Katie Siegel shows up as, like, just kind of, like, female wizard. Okay. Who's like, but, like, she's more like a fortune teller, kind of like, I have seen that you... It's a gypsy bitch. Yeah, yeah.

I've seen... The big fat Chipsy Wedd? Yeah, yeah. I've seen that you have a dark future ahead of you. I don't know, boss. Boss, a demon following you there, boss.

Boss, there's a demon, demon from the underworld, that boss. Yeah, two pounds. Two pounds. I'll get rid of a fire. I'll get rid of it. I'll clean the gutters, I'll do it all. They give, um, they give the mean guy a bunch of...

Right. I'm going after the traveller community. Oh, yeah. The ten dogs are. least baby punk rock all the sacred cows you know what where's the Muslims at come on

you've had too good too long brother I'm just sick of the travelers they control everything Hollywood the banks I'm sick of all those traveler synagogues everywhere and they give them a bunch of con it's a big set up

I'm trying to stay away from this all right they give them a big set up but they give me a bunch of comedy it's like one fat guy and one skinny guy who looks like javening betweeners. Okay. They're like, okay, you gotta go on a mission. Like, I will go on a mission yeah, and the fact goes like, where's my

I want my chicken? Where's my chicken? I want some pudding. Where's my pud, putt, put? And then it ends with his pregnant wife gets stabbed by mysterious stranger and the killer and the baby. All right. And then the guy finds like, someone's killed my

wife. The end, question mark. Or the beginning. Perhaps. I could not watch any more I was just so bored That's like the first hour long episode So much of them just talking

In this kind of full like Perhaps thou wishes To Johnny Thou does not wish Perhaps you could You chop chop boy And I have diarrhea Do you see any tits?

Nope Oh God Yeah No tits Fuckest to you I think they say fuck once or twice I was like fuck us to you

you shit shittest boy you know it's like yeah it's just nonsense I did not like it at all yeah it's like a retard from America trying to write

ye old English because it is that you know yeah yeah I'm gonna take off my shirt because I'm getting so hot from the bastard

executioner yeah yeah but we're gonna want to talk about Charlie Wilson's war next at a tits in it I'll talk then will I keep talking

for a second you read that please all right okay he's taking his shirt off folks oh yeah sexy and spicy Yeah

I got very very hot from the whiskey It's actually yeah It's warmer than you'd think You know Yeah yeah and you know You're being racist there And that gets to be so hot and bothered Because I'm spitting fire

Dog Yeah So we watched I watch Charlie Wilson's war And I bullied you into watching Yeah you made me watch And the reason I It's like can't I just suck your dick again

It's like no that's gay And the reason I watch it is There's a podcast called Blowback Oh And blowback, it's a podcast where every season they talk about the concept of blowback. So, the first one's about the Iraq War. Right. All right.

Then the second one is about Cuba. And the next one's about South Korea, that war. And the next one's with the Mujahideen. Mujahideen. Yeah. They're like the Afghanistan-I-R-A. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And they're talking with that, they went on Chappo Trap House to promote their podcast. The Mujahideen did. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. The Chappo gets all the big names. we like a Virgil Texas Oh yeah So then

They mention Charlie Wilson's War And they mention like Charlie Wilson's War And Rambo Tree Are both about the Mudgeavidine And they're both very starkly And accurate But they're kind of entertaining at least

So I watch Charlie Wilson's War And Rambo Tree Jesus Christ Yeah Am I autistic Or just plain cool Am I autistic Or just have a really big dick

Autistic Yeah So Charlie Wilson's War is about Charlie Wilson and in the movie he's a bit of a Tom Kett Playboy kind of guy Texas Senator

He gets pussy A lot of jokes about how he gets so much pussy He's basically yeah He just slinging dick Did you like how he called all the girls In his office he called him jailbait Well they only called one of them jailbait Oh that's okay then yeah

Come on now be respectful There's only one jail bait Jail bait Get in here and bring contole with you Yeah So So he finds out about the plight of the Afghanistani people. And in the movie, it's him and Julia Roberts.

Yes. And they're so moved by the plight of the Afghanistan people. Like, we have to help. Tom Hanks plays Charlie Wilson. Yes, yes. So, yeah, it's kind of coming towards the end of the Cold War. Obviously, the America and Russia, the Soviets, communism, all that goofy stuff. but Afghanistan and kind of like

you know that country in particular they're really getting like slaughtered by the Russian forces because they're just a bunch of sheep farmers with fuck all they have no resources or artillery they're easy picking for the Russians as the Russians think anyway and the Russians are just mowing them down

with Apache helicopters you know and it's probably a good laugh I would say you just like flying through the air murdering children you're doing the air wolf theme song look at him his little goofball head exploded

all over his mother's tits hilarious so then like Julia Roberts is like this rich woman in Texas and she's like this kind of rich woman who likes to help I just pretend to help out you know she's like we need to help the Afghanistan's

and they go over there and they see like a lot of fucked up children Yes. Really fucked up. In a movie, they're all armless and shit. What's interesting to me is, okay, so, you know, spoilers or whatever. The arm, you know, eventually Charlie Wilson convinces, like, Congress to, like, just keep funding money to the Mujahideen so they can defeat the Soviets. It goes from, like, $5 million to, like, a billion, basically, over the course of some many number of years, a secret war. What's interesting is, as we all know now, then the Mujahideen kind of morphed into the Taliban and they carried up.

9-11 and they were funded by the CIA yeah but so it's interesting that they would show this scene in particular because as you said it's very harrowing it's very like you know heart-wrenching you're seeing children with limbs blown off and it's very much like a mean that's real though yeah no it is real but it's just interesting it's like see we did fund them and we're pretty much it's our fault 9-11 happened but look little goofball has no arms come on have a heart yeah It's kind of like they're trying to be like, oh, they're trying to have their cake and eat it too. They're trying to be like, yeah, we fucked up by letting 9-11 happen and giving them the money to do it. But, hey, we're not bad, guys.

Well, here's the thing. This was directed by Mike Nichols. Yes. And I think it got changed a lot. The finished product is not what the movie was tended to be when they wrote the script. Yeah. So one of the big things, when the big sticking points is, it was going to end with footage of 9-11. Yes.

and Tom Hanks and everyone else is like, no, it's a Christmas movie it's going to be released on Christmas if we want to make money here we don't want to end on a downer like that we'll end it on like a kind of a so it ends it more of like a you know a hint of what's to come it's ambiguous well yeah it's like

hinting at it but it doesn't explicitly say yeah so they kind of say like look you've given all these guys in Afghanistan a load of weapons and there's like you know there's already people kind of radicalizing them right there

and that's the thing we should fund schools and hospitals help them but the guys hire up like we're not gonna fucking waste money on that there's no profit in making a hospital for a bunch of fucking little Iraqis who cares you know

and then because that Afghanistan becomes radicalized and the Taliban rights and that and later ISIS and all that and but then it kind of ends with like and then we fucked up the end game yeah yeah it's like Tom Hanks

and Phillips Seam Hoffman being like but what if something bad would have happened yeah so Phillips Seymour Hoffman, he's there, you know, he's kind of saying to Tom Hanks or Charlie Wilson's like, look, you know, things will go bad if we don't do something. And they're standing on the top of like a building, like they're out in the balconies, so they're high up. And I don't know if you notice you do hear an airplane. Yeah. So, you know, it's very much, you know,

the foreshadowing. It's subtle, you know. It's subtle, but you mean, look, the cool kids like us Noah. Oh, that's about out of the blood. Oh, into the towers. That you can see. So also a big thing... Symbolism, I reckon. A big thing... Oh, like my penis. A big thing... A big thing is in the movie

they betray the characters like Charlie Wilson and like Julie Roberts' character as like ultimately like sincerely wanting to help. Yes. And then they kind of mess it up and it's like the more the higher up's fault like yeah but in real life they were more kind of like

fucking this would be a good way to basically launder some money you know hey look hey we can sell some more product this way you know I was like hey we make more fucking money off these shepherds you know give them like Iron Man technology we all make some money if we happen to help out some of those you say goofballs with no arms

it's a plus you know but it's more about defeating communism yeah here's thing though from an American point of view it basically worked yes so this became like the Soviets in Afghanistan, this became their Vietnam, where it became like this kind of like

this thing that they lost a lot money in, ultimately like lost the war, it felt fucked up morale. And also, it kind of caused, one of the big factors it calls to collapse the Soviet Union, because they spent so much money funding this. This was very much like the death nail. Like this is, you know, they were defeated

after this and, you know, initially America were kind of like covertly funding the majority. But then towards the end, they were brazen about it. They were like, hey, fuck it. Well, it was undercover. It was Cold War and all that pretty obviously Cold War. But then there was the Reagan document, a doctorin. And Reagan was falling on like, we are going to support anyone that fights communism. Yeah. There's no fucking about it. So that's when...

I just want to say, the Mujahide has the biggest fantasies I've ever seen. And that led to like, you know, Nicaragua and all that kind of stuff out there. Where it's like, they're flat out like, we are giving these people weapons. Yes. We're giving. We're giving. giving bad people weapons to fight the Soviets and we don't care who gets it The badder people Yeah yeah

And then like you know You have things in Nicarago Where they're giving like The Contra's weapons And I've told you before The Contras used to do a fun thing Where they'd throw a baby up in the air And try and catch it with their bayonets

Yeah Like that's And they were like We'd rather have that Than communism you know Yeah Well they wear those big furry hats I don't like those hats

They're silly They're silly looking We gotta fight the hats so they throw the contours will throw a baby up in the air and catch it with a bayonet yes that's horrific but one must admire

the skillful hand-eye coordination it should be in the Olympics the special Olympics you know let's get rid of you over me hey yeah but my point is

two birds one stone for America's point of view it's like okay so we made a load of money yeah oh shit oopsie daisy we collapsed Soviet Union and then guess what we create an enemy that meant we had to go to

more war and oh oh that's bad isn't it oh sorry Charlie Wilson it all worked the plan it's all going well and now like you couldn't make parallels between now in Ukraine

for example 100% and like let's be honest here the American government and to lesser said NATO they do not want peace they're actively fucking up any kind of peace and agreement

they don't care about the Ukrainian people it's about getting loads of money and loads of weapons and making that wanga, you know. It's all about serious wanga right there. I'm making that dollar, dollar bills, yo. Precisely, precisely. Yeah, yeah.

And that's all, by way, can I ask, what were you doing there? Well, that was interesting. I got, my hand got stuck on my pants. There was a little, see, you can see for my pants here, the material is sort of peeling away because they're very cheap pants. So I was kind of twiddling with The loose material

But then my thumb got caught in it And I was like Oh no My hands are stuck in my pantaloons And I was talking there And I was going like I hate myself I was like don't like

Man the government just care About making money dude I was going on Bill Hicks I was like I'm too serious here Who gives a fuck I just see you jerking off I was lowering up man You know

Boy I am I am correct though. Like, they own all that. They don't want peace. No, no. I mean, again, like, the whole, like, war is big business and it's just a great excuse to funnel money. And, like, like, all the, you know, all the destruction that has happened in Ukraine, like all the companies like BlackRock and Halliburton, they're all getting contracts to build back up the infrastructure. It is a fucking excuse to print money. I was what I was watching a thing recently where it's like this company, I think in like Scranton where the office is set, you know, and they make like a little. part, I think like, let's say like the top of a missile or something like that, to make a little part of a missile anyway, and they're like, this is so great, this small town, you know, it was like, you know, it was like, you know, it was like a fucking eight mile and now everything's prosperous. We love this war. Thank you, Mr. Putin for starting this war. We're having a great time. We're in the money. We're in the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have to

buy heroin anymore. I can afford OxyContin. Thank you, Vladimir Putin. Yeah, it's all, like, it's all good in the hood, apart from all those Ukrainians who are dying and miserable and all that. But even that, like... What, the Nazis? The neo-Nazis who like to burn games. I meant to feel bad for them. Because I do.

They're heroes, Brian. They're goddamn heroes. Fighting the good fight and injustice. Also, how indignant for the Ukrainians, like, it's all going to shit. And every now and again, some celebrity shows up and, like, I feel so bad here. well see ya you know every now david letterman shows up he's like wow i really respect you guys you know what you guys are going through is kind of like what i went through with j leno you know

just absolute bullshit you've been absolutely conaned with this situation right here see these videos that do the rounds now of me being creepy by saying lindsay low and's got nice tits yeah it was 2005 it was all fine back then and she does have nice tits. How am I the bad guy here? But another thing about Charlie Wilson's war, okay? So, the original script, I believe, like, Charlie Wilson, in

the movie, he's a bit of a Tomcat, play by lovable robe. Yeah. In real life, he was literally like, he was doing coke non-stop. He was probably hitting women. And he was getting, he got in a hit and run. And he was like, I can't help. I got to go help Afghanistanis. And like, just some crippled guy

like, ow. Yeah. Hey, fuck off. I got to go. I got to go meet jail bait. Yeah. I gotta give the Mujahideen some coke or something. Yeah, yeah.

What's interesting, yeah, but they never in the movie, the final version, because it's Tom Hanks playing them. Yeah. Obviously, you're never going to see Tom Hanks

doing a line of coke in a movie because that would be very bad for his brand. I didn't, he was not suited for this role because he's the squeaky clean guy in real life or whatever.

But, you know, but the character is meant to be like real sleazy. It starts off him in a Vegas hotel room in a hot tub with strippers. People are doing coke. Yeah. But he never does,

he never does coke on camera, even though the real life guy... In real life, he was the biggest, most obvious coke addict around, okay? And like he said, I did like one part of film

where he's like, I'm from Texas. They don't really want... They just want, keep their guns and, you know, stop abortions. That's it. So it's pretty easy going.

I just walk around me like, hey, abortion bed. They all cheer me. I get away with anything. I can do coke, I can bang strippers, it doesn't matter to all. Like another thing, so Julia Roberts is the kind of love interest or whatever, but like,

you know, we never see them fuck or even kiss, really. It's like pre-post-fuck, you know. Hey, let's go upstairs and then afterwards, like, he's in a bathtub she's doing her makeup and he's like, boy, that was some good sex we just had.

I like seeing you naked. Yeah, let me see them tit-hays, girl. Could you imagine like, it's such a sanitized version. Can you imagine if this was like of kind of Paul Thomas Anderson like proper like balls to the wall and like I would love it if they actually proper were like

showed them like the CIA and all that as like scum you know as like you know as they are and they're like hey we can also get fucking poppies and make heroin out of this shit like they had like proper balls to the walls boogie nights and like John C. Riley

or someone playing the character hell yeah yeah and like they really went and Philip Seymour Hoffman yeah like Hoffman but even though it just feels so clean and sanitized It has a real West Wing vibe The West Wing Like did have like

It's a little bit too idealistic And saccharin It's like we gotta help these poor people Like I always think about the West Wing They have one episode We'll have a William Fitchner Playing like a Republican Supreme Court Justice

And he's like you know Yes I'm pro life But I just respect the law so much I don't let that get away in my You know He's like very noble He's Republican and he's like, you know, pro gun

and all that, but he just respects, he's like very noble and he's like educated. He also speaks like fucking 12 languages and he's like, I love to do Latin crosswords in my spare time. And in real life, it's like Brett Kavana, you know, who's like drinking beers and raping women with

bugger and, you know, stinky Pete, you know. It's like, that's the reality and they have like this kind of very kind of like noble, like, and they play that kind of, the West Wing's all they play just like, yeah. it's like you know what we might disagree but we're in the greatest

country in the world and I look at the White House every day and I shit myself because I love my country something like it's yeah it's like and it's a bit like Charlie Wilson's war is a little bit like that as well it's like very much so there even was like a very you know West Wing

Aaron Sork and Walk and Talk scene in the park like with Tom Hanks and Philip Seymour Hoffman to me those were the best scenes just when those two were together going back and forth. Hoffman's great and everything. Hoffman is fantastic. Tom Hanks is good as well. I just think he was

miscast here. He's just too Jimmy Stewart. He's too Mr. America. Kevin Spacey would have been so much better in this role, you know? The number, I could, on this style, fucking 20 actors. Like, he even like fucking Richard Gear or anyone. Richard Gear would be good for more, Richard Gehr is good playing a scumbag, you know?

Yes. Yeah. A sexy slime ball. You need, it needed to be more. You know what? He's doing like, kind of like, oh gee, you know, we can help them with Hajardine, kill two birds at one stone, you know. Hey, I was in a Vegas hot tub, but I didn't do any of the cocaine.

You girls are naked, and what's that, you're sniffing? Oh, gee, whiz. Hello, it's me, Charlie Wilson, uh, yeah. Oh, what's that? Cacain? No, thank you. I'll have some scotch and soda. I do want to read the book, though. Apparently the book is actually real. Yeah. The book's actually real shit, and it's like goes into all the coke and all that.

Apparently they said, like, the one stage was like, you're going to quit cocaine. He's like, Charlie Wilson, like, hey, I quit cocaine five times. You know, like fun things like that. You know, it's like, you can throw that in. I don't like cocaine. I just, I like the way it smells. Ha-ha. Hello.

But, yacka, it's my main man, man, Charlie, will say nothing getting up with a much of a den. Oh, fuck, we're at an hour. Yeah. Jesus, that went by very fast right there. Yeah. It went pretty good. You're pretty good. You went off from the travellers there, but...

How you go off on them? You made up for it by making fun of disabled children, you know? Hey, you know, I'm just, you know, I'm just doing it. Just doing what I do, baby. I keep saying, you know, I always tease you, like, I'll get your Chinese food. Yeah. You want Chinese food? Well, are you getting it this time?

It depends how I feel. Okay. I will get it, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. Yeah, okay, I'll have some Chinese. I'm partial to Chinese food there. All right. It is my little treat.

You noticed, by the way, didn't drink a monster. Oh, but you did drink whiskey and coffee. Oh, you're right, yeah. And eat a cookie. Yeah, I did, yeah. I didn't Chinese food. You know what? I probably won't eat Chinese food.

You just ring up the Chinese. Can you bring me some cans of monster, please? Yeah. Probably would you would, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Actually, it would be an asshole now if I didn't get Chinese food. You don't have to. Really, you don't get it. I think I might just not get it because I'm trying, I've got a little bit self-conscious about my, my health.

Okay. I just... Why? No, I... Because you're a fat pig and disgusting de laca. Well, I didn't think that before. Oh, no, you shouldn't.

I mean... You gotta love yourself, Brian. I just went a bit hard. For last week, I'm a bit hard. And I kind of, I went for a run. I was like, I'd be a bit like, you know, oh, my heart's going a bit hard there, you know? And I went for a run and had a yogurt.

And I was like, I felt sick. Yeah. Are you, are you a bit of a Charlie Wilson, are you? I was Charlie Wilsoning. Yeah. I was funding the Mohajumadimadeem. you know. They'll hoodcha Charlie Sheen

or what I called you. By the way, I watched Rambo Tree. Didn't even get the Rambo Tree. Oh, hey, next week, dude. Next week, do Rambo Tree, yeah. I'll watch all the Rambos. See how you like that.

Yeah, yeah. That's what I need now. You come in, I'm like, oh my God, why? You've won up to me. I try to get Chinese food. They spit off me, man. Yeah, so we'll end it there, guys.

And next week we'll do Rambo Tree and some other shit right there. Yeah, man. I like it when we get a bit political, you know? Yeah, it's good. Good. I mean, for a long time there, we were just kind of doing movies. And yes, this was a movie episode as well, but we talked about other stuff. What was supposed to talk about? What? My life. Yeah, exactly. No, rip my life into pieces.

Cut my jeans into pieces. These are my brand new jorts. This is Charlie Wilson's war suffocations. Much of hot deed. Do do do do do do do do do. It was like song parodies, dude. Actually, wait, before we go, I want to say one thing, okay? So I did mention the Patreon that I read R.E. Lang's book, all right? And it's an interesting book about heroin diction and all that. But there's one bit, I was like, oh, those are the good old days, you know, where I was talking about, like, I was doing a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall.

And I had a great idea for a closer, a song parody. It's cheers, but we call it queers. Okay. Well, I want to go where everyone knows you're gay. And we sang it And everyone was laughing and cheering And it was the best None of those PC pussies around

Saying, oh, that's not that funny I showed them all Queers to the Cheers It was awesome Then I went home and did heroin And cries Yeah I watched Fraser and called them a fag

Because I'm a New York guy Yeah, I'm a comic You know, when you're a comic I'm a comic I'm a comic I'm homophobic. I'm homophobic. You call up Kelchie Grammer

and call him a homo. Your sister's dead. To be honest, Kelsey Grammer probably does more coke than fuckingardly like pussy. So, Kelsey Grammer held it together. Yeah, a professional. He was like, you want me do side show, Bob?

Of course, yeah. Anyway, all right. Let's sound at there. I'm so hot, by the way. I'm actually roasting right now. It's warm. It's warm. I'm going to piss myself.

Bye. Goodbye.