Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 206 : Danny Masterson

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

John and Kate Plus Duggar Family Plus Brian and James equals FUN...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Go. We're going, guys. We're back with a free one. And I've got an iron brew right here. Iron brew. Yeah, Iron brew is very popular around the world, not just Scotland, but in Scotland, you're like a rock star. If you drink Iron Brew, they chase you around like the Beatles.
Starting point is 00:00:15 That's right, yes. It's awesome. Kind of like saying, you know the way here, like, you know, like we think we have a culture in Ireland and we don't really, but we do have Tato, all right? Okay. And if you open up a packet, this is around the Americans listing, if you open a pack of Tato in like,
Starting point is 00:00:28 you know that American got attacked? in Dublin. Yeah. It was his fault. He was eating a packet of king chees in on you. He was asking for it.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Yeah. Yeah. So you eat Taito, they'll suck you off. Yeah. Like those the homeless, the buggers, and they'll just suck you off.
Starting point is 00:00:43 A packet of Tato's like a hood pass. You can walk into any ghetto in Dublin with a packet of Tato. I tell you, if you have a multi-pack, oh. You're like king of rats, you know.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Yeah, the same of iron brew over there. I actually don't drink that much iron brew. Do you like it? It's kind of like candy floss Where I always think I like it I don't have it I have a lot of candy floss Yeah it's a candy floss
Starting point is 00:01:06 Or women's rights So I like the idea of it more than But then I try it and it disgusts me And it gives me diabetes So Speaking of diabetes No No good segue there
Starting point is 00:01:21 But well actually no Because we want to talk about Some harsh reality In this episode I've been watching Some documentaries there Right I think we've been talking too much about movies.
Starting point is 00:01:31 I agree. You think that? Yeah. Oh, I'll tell you going to disagree with me, but no, Brian. They like hearing your analysis. No, they don't. They tell me every time. Who's this?
Starting point is 00:01:41 Oh, you don't want to know, brother? Oh, no. Yeah, no, no. It's good to mix it up, though. Okay, well, we can talk about, I watch, again, you can have your pick here. We can talk about the Dugger family, 19 kids and counting.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Jesus. We can talk about the Bachelor. Okay. we can talk with Charity Sheen Oh Or we can talk about John and Kate
Starting point is 00:02:03 Plus 8 All these documentaries are all under the umbrella of dark side of the 2000s Produced by Vice Yeah
Starting point is 00:02:10 They're now owned By the Saudis And I hear that Oh no They just got like Have I fallen for Saudi Propaganda You sure
Starting point is 00:02:17 Well There's kind of a bit of controversy now Because Vice They had all these Like Oh Saudi Arabia Hates gay people
Starting point is 00:02:23 documentaries a few years ago Those are all White Why you can't find they're all false as well oh I see right yeah yeah all lies right there
Starting point is 00:02:32 I watched the World Cup I learned my lesson right there yeah that's interesting I didn't know that yeah yeah it's kind of there'll be Rupert Murdoch before that so well yeah
Starting point is 00:02:41 it's out of frying pan into Saudi Arabia you know okay so where do you want to start okay with all the they're pretty interesting shows right there where do you want to start
Starting point is 00:02:50 I mean you're you're I haven't seen any of them I the only one that I know anything about is Charlie Sheen so yeah the Charlie Sheen won was the one with Delis meat on the bone. So we'll start with Derek, because we all kind of know about Charlie Sheen.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Yeah. Like you said, I had this weird nostalgia watching him being all coked up and strangling women. Winning! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember all the coolest, funniest people you know would shout Winnie! I used to say that. Yeah. I was so cool. I got so much
Starting point is 00:03:19 pussy, dude. I walk in the class and say, Winning! I didn't go to school there. Yeah. But, you know, the principal... I was 28 years old. Winnie. The principal would give me shit. I'm like, Tiger Blood. I'm a rock star from Mars.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I'm on a drug. It's called Brian O2. That's what you call your Adderall medication. Adderall medication. Any H.D. medication, which is Adderall. Maybe I'm retarded. I think you're very harsh yourself there. And almost be like, I can't listen anymore. James is a
Starting point is 00:03:53 fuck up, but he's proving himself over and over again. Adderall medication. What an Illand Ford Baffoon! Okay, so yeah. The Charlie Sheen meltdown. It was a great time. A lot of the documentary, by the way, it's not like an hour long. A lot of it's just explaining who Charlie Sheen is, you know, because it's not, again, like, you kind of get to it.
Starting point is 00:04:12 You know, it's like he was in, his father was an actor, you know, he's in hot shots and yada, yada, yada. Wall Street. Wall Street mentioned all that. Atoon. And then he was on Spin City. Hell yeah. And he took over from Jamie, Michael J. Fox. Yeah, he already fucked up again, didn't you?
Starting point is 00:04:26 Oh, my God. Michael J. Adderall. He's taking too much Adderall. Yeah, I tell you. Shaky motherfucker. But it was so successful on Spin City. They were like, let's build a show around him, and they created two and a half men.
Starting point is 00:04:41 And he was the highest paid actor on TV. He was making so much money. And what I always forget is just how many people are dependent on Charlie Sheen. How many people from, you know, obviously like, you know, the co-stars, the directors all the way down to. the fucking, the janitor who's got to sweep up the dead prostitutes. The gaffer. The best boy.
Starting point is 00:05:02 All those guys. And what's also kind of cheap is in documentary. They don't interview anyone involved. Their only interviewee is some like, some foreign guy who did the makeup. Uh-huh. He's got like bad English. So he's like, Mr. Sheen was here and I thought
Starting point is 00:05:18 this is great. But then he was doing the drugs and I thought this is bad. Hey, Dios meo. El deablo. Oh. He's just like some guy He's like, oh, Mr. Sheen, I do his hair And he'd go off and do all the drugs You mean, they couldn't even get that fat bitch
Starting point is 00:05:34 Who played the housemaid God, I hated her. You are an employee, madam. I don't pay you for your snarky comments About bisexual proclivities. Clean the shit out of the toilet And shut your fat fucking mouth, you fucking dog.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Anyway, remember her? I do, yeah. I had no strong feelings. but now you've turned me around right there imagine that though you pay some effort to come in clean the gav and she's like oh I'm actually better than you
Starting point is 00:06:06 are you yeah yeah I left a big fucking Lincoln log and the Jacks have added glove you're fucking do you like the show? Nah, of course not I didn't like to show yet it's dog shit I had the first episode on a DVD and a box of cereal
Starting point is 00:06:20 remember that? Right yeah remember that that's a bit weird it's definitely not a show for kids they were giving out cornflict lakes with DVDs in it. Okay. I nearly ate the DVD and it was it was they had a, the pilot for two and a half men.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Right. Very weird time in our society right there. I tell you, I mean, the derivative comedy was a bit hard to swallow. Well, I'll tell you what. There's a DVD in the city. No, I tell you what. You might talk about chocolate. That's what I'm doing now.
Starting point is 00:06:45 No, no, no. And then like it's kind of just standard shit. He does all the drugs. Then he has a few heart attacks and he strangling women and all that. The interview one of his. Sodomized, uh, Corey Haym. Yeah. They don't talk about that reel there.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Yeah. They don't talk about too much. Like, we've heard the juicy stuff about Charlie Sheen. Yes. In this documentary, like, he just did a little bit too much cocaine. Yeah. And he went a bit silly for a while. But at the end of the day, him and Chuck Lorry became best friends again.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Oh, did they? Yeah, and actually, you're working on new, if it wasn't for his fucking writer's strike. Oh. We have this show right now. It's a new show, listen this. It's called, it's a new show starring Charlie Shee. Two and a half them. No.
Starting point is 00:07:22 It's going to be like pure woke. Two and a half them. Them, them. Them, them, them, me, them. Ooh, then. Charlie, this is my daughter's son. No, it's called How to Be a Bookie. It's Sebastian Manus Gokko and Charlie Sheen.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Written by Chuck Lurie. Interesting. That's pretty fun right there, you know. But, yeah, the Charlie Sheen one didn't really have much meat on the bone. The only kind of funny thing on it was, I've forgotten this. Like, he kept calling to Alex Jones during all this to complain about. of glory. Really?
Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Instead of going to like, how did I not know that? That's amazing. So there's all the clips like him and Alex Jones being like,
Starting point is 00:08:05 and the royalties are, it's a bad deal. And you know, Alex people are damaged. Charlie, I love everything you do. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:13 They talk to some of his living girlfriends as well. His goddesses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had like, was he living with three porn stars that he would batter with his golf.
Starting point is 00:08:22 And he's just give maids all the time. Yeah, he's a little rascal. He was Dennis the menace. he gave someone AIDS and then she was like why didn't you tell me you had AIDS because it's none of your fucking business
Starting point is 00:08:34 and then there's that hilarious anecdote where his ex-wife caught him jacket off to child porn and she's like, Denise Richards by the way Charlie please stop oh go fuck yourself this is my house and do what I want he was a bro
Starting point is 00:08:48 the Charlie Sheen documentary was it was enlightening but I think also pretty sad I don't want to burst your bubble James But some of the Charlie Sheen's stuff Was a little bit depressing Like remember he went on the live tour
Starting point is 00:09:02 Yes And then there's this video Foot of James like they're all yelling at him He's like but winning I'm winning I spoke to seven gram rock How are you not liking this Yeah
Starting point is 00:09:14 And then they had to want You won like this now They cut to a woman outside of the theatre And she was like He's actually losing Oh You can't I hope she's dead
Starting point is 00:09:25 I hope she's fucking dead You foul mouth trollop But I'll move away from that The roast of Charlie Sheen was good That was fun Well it was okay Patrice man Patrice killed Oh I didn't mention Patrice in a documentary
Starting point is 00:09:39 By the way yeah Whitewashing history right there By anyway so I did watch We'll talk about the Dugger family No let's talk about the Bachelor Okay So I'd never really watch any of The Bachelor But you know the Bachelor from parodies
Starting point is 00:09:52 No that you know It's a bunch of women and they got to like find a man. They have to drink and humiliate themselves for little to no money or fame. Zero money. They have to pay for their own dresses. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Oh man. So what I loved about this documentary about The Bachelor, Dark Side of the 2000s right? Yeah. Is that... Dark side of the naughties and they were naughty, weren't they? The people behind this. So the guy who created The Bachelor, I think his name was
Starting point is 00:10:21 like Mickey Fleisch. And I think he's related to, you know Heidi, Heidi Flesh? Oh, the madam. Yeah, yeah. Wow, the Hollywood madam. Yeah, I call her a whore, but you call her a madam right there, okay? Well, she was the madam because she control, she was the pimp. Oh, lady pimp.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah, she was a lady pimp. That's awesome right there, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she was a lady pimp. And she was going out with Tom Seizmore, and he beat the shit out of her, and then she went to the cops, like a little rap. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:10:49 You didn't know that, did you? I didn't know that, yeah. And then they were both on celebrity. rehab at the same time after they had broken up. Really? Yeah, yeah. How did they go? Man, my brain is the dark side of the naughties.
Starting point is 00:11:03 I have all this info in here. Doesn't help, does it? No, no, not at all. Do you ever think your life be so much better if he's got a concussion and became monosyllabic? You're just like, yes, no. So if someone asked you, you've seen something where it's like, yes, you don't be like, well, yes, and
Starting point is 00:11:19 Tom Seismore was also... And then, of course, Tom Seismore I've never watched every rehab I've seen bits and pieces Should I watch that? Would that complete me? I think you should watch every episode Tonight. Cancel this gig you're meant to be doing I think that's going to bring you happiness
Starting point is 00:11:35 Oh, I'll get joy and laughter From a bunch of Euro trash Sockle Blue, the man talk about his penis Think that's a good way to spend your time? No, fuck that I thought it was a celebrity rehab dude But then I watched the Dugger family So they're in a show called 19 Kids and Kids
Starting point is 00:11:53 counting. Okay. Have you ever said? I kind of vaguely heard this show. I've heard of it. I've heard the Duggers because didn't the dad turn out to be a Pito or something? No, it's a son. It's a son. It's even juicier, yeah. Oh, Pido Jr. You got so excited right there. I did.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Now, so 19 kids so this is two, just one couple they had 19 kids. Man, so it's a guy called That's disgusting. Man, it's a guy called Jim Bob, all right? Jim Bob. Jim Bob Dougger. Are they white trash? Like? No, no, no, the opposite, they're all kind of like, all the men in the show, they're all, like, fat, like, beta, kind of like, oh, honey, please.
Starting point is 00:12:32 But then, like, you find out they're actually, like, you know, awful rapist. But in the show, they're all like, oh, gee whiz, honey, can I have extra milk? She's like, no, honey, you've already had your milk. Can I have an ice cream Sunday? Oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips. Well, I'm going to rape one of the kids then. Either give me an ice cream Sunday, or I'm raping one of them. the gate. Your move
Starting point is 00:12:55 bitch. Don't worry. We'll edit around this. That's funny. Yeah, well it's kind of like this. So Jim Bob and the show is like, oh, shucks, we got go here. And like, oh, where did I put my? Where did I put my bucket? It's on my head.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Oh, no. So it's like cheaper by the dozen if Steve Martin was played by a fat retard. That's pretty good. No, but in reality though, so he's part of it. It's called the life. It's something like the universal basic life church so it's a cult
Starting point is 00:13:25 yeah yeah it's a real interest it's led by this a white guy called like Garrison or something like that right he's a little like okay guys
Starting point is 00:13:35 I have the power of God he's one of those types okay and his whole thing is there's not enough whites in the world okay not enough Christian whites
Starting point is 00:13:45 whoa so you gotta work hard in a fun way to make sure there's more Christians in the world I mean hey look we gotta we better get to work.
Starting point is 00:13:54 So Jim Bob Put this belt in your mouth and take your panties off. You're going to be here for a while. So Jim Bob is part of this church. But he hears about this cheerleader who's a bit of a slut.
Starting point is 00:14:07 She holds hands and kisses boys under the bleachers. Even if they're not going steady. Yeah, exactly. She's kissed at least two boys and she uses devil sticks. Cigarettes? Tampons.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Oh. Yeah, tampons are forgiven. but they're forbidden they're forbidden yeah yeah if you use a devil stick you're breaking your own hymen and you're stealing the pleasure from the man so if you use the devil stick
Starting point is 00:14:32 you're basically a whore does your pussy just go to hell or do you all the whole kitten caboodle the whole pussy caboodle right there it's not just a it's like do dogs go to heaven do cons go to hell yeah but he hears
Starting point is 00:14:48 I should have said pussies that would have been dogs pussies dogs and cats. Let's edit around that, much like The Bachelor. Take two. Do Cuts go to Cuntland? Do Cuns go to Legoland? So, this guy
Starting point is 00:15:05 hears about this promiscuous cheerleader, but she wants to convert to Christianity. He comes to, and she's 17. What is she? Sorry, that was my default. What religion is she? The old muscle memory kicking in there, fellas.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Like Christian, basic Protestant, I think, all right? Wait, so she wants to convert from Christianity? No, she wants to go better Christian. Okay. All the hand holding and devil sticks isn't completing her, all right? So then Jim Bob shows up. He's about, like, three years older, and she's 17, like I mentioned. You're very interested in that.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Wait, how is Jim Bob only three years older? Is he the dad? Yeah. So what, he's 21, and he has 19 kids in fact? No, not yet. Not yet. Well, you're not really explaining this. This is going to be the future mother.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Okay. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, you've thrown me off there, James. Well, you didn't say that Jim Bob was only, you said he was the dad. So I was picturing him as an older man. No, no, no, no, okay. I haven't watched the show, Brian.
Starting point is 00:16:07 You know, you think you'd get the hang of this after a while. When you explain something to someone that they haven't seen, they don't have all the pictures moving in their heads like you do. The other way that move your show, they start talking. talking and it goes like they kind of play the harp we cut to the scene in my head we've earned the scene right now we are Jim Bob
Starting point is 00:16:29 right now watching this so he meets her and they talk for four hours and they decided we're going to get married that's that's all it takes four hours of Rizzing that is mad Rizzo bro respectable E! Yes
Starting point is 00:16:43 don't do that that's not appropriate I thought it was I couldn't get in the swing at That's as bad as devil sticks. So they get married, all right? They start pumping straight away. They have one kid.
Starting point is 00:16:59 They're like, let's keep going. But they have a miscarriage then. And he's like, that's your fucking fault. Let's try it again. Then they have like twins. They have more twins and triplets. They keep going and going and going until they have like, I think about 16 kids. And that's 16 kids.
Starting point is 00:17:16 That's when the TV people, the TV folk get involved. Right. And they start filming. it for a tink a channel a little known channel called tlc yes now tlc are starting to venture into the world of reality television aka filming freaks for our pleasure they said the freaks show the vision all right yeah yeah and they got so much money off the freaks and they're part of a discovery channel all right oh and that's how discovery channel could afford to buy warner brothers because of the freaks the freaks paid for so if you film enough freaks
Starting point is 00:17:51 The real-life anima-anias. If you buy... There's a bunch of freaks in a tower. Yeah. This takes you to the tower this fall off the tower. Well, yeah, so this made all their money off the freaks, and you don't have to pay them. They don't know no better.
Starting point is 00:18:09 But there's all, like, so there's crazy shit, like my six thousand, six hundred pound life. Yeah, yeah. And then the hoarders. My strange addiction, where they just... Guys who are. like fuck balloons and you know
Starting point is 00:18:23 little people and like you know foreigners like it's just like crazy shit all right yeah yeah and but the
Starting point is 00:18:31 dogger family one of the first ones they filmed it it's kind of like you're filming these guys with kids and people might watch it and people
Starting point is 00:18:37 were interested because like little things like you say people you mean women well no I tell you like guys I would have watched
Starting point is 00:18:44 this well because it's not you thinking like well family stuff I'm a lone wolf I can't watch a show about a family that's right
Starting point is 00:18:51 the Simpsons is suss I only watch shows about samurai and drive at Ryan Gossley I only watch taxi driver over and over Yeah But so
Starting point is 00:19:04 But even stuff like Making breakfast Right That's an incredibly difficult process For 19 kids Well at time of 16 It was called 16 and counting Because it was 16
Starting point is 00:19:13 They had like The woman was pregnant With twins at the time Right Yeah You're just like The amount of work it takes to go in shopping and that, okay?
Starting point is 00:19:22 And the way, it's interesting. How could they afford it? The guy initially had like three jobs. Okay. But when the TV cameras got involved, then they could afford to buy a bigger house. They had to buy bigger house because more camera-friendly.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Oh, not for the kids. No, not for the kids. The kids live in the shed. Trash cans. So the way it works is almost like a pyramid scheme where it's not like the mothers raising all the kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:45 You deviate, deviate. You split the work. You separate the work right there. Delegate. Delegate right there. There you go. You delegate the work. So they give, let's say you got 11 year old, right? Right.
Starting point is 00:19:58 She's put in charge of a baby and she's basically the mother of that baby right there. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So all the older ones raise the younger ones. And it kind of goes through cycles right there. Because the mother is just like sitting on a, just a lounge, like a lazy boy chair with a bag of ice cubes on her gaunt because it's obliterated. man her cond must be like a t-shirt cannon like it's it's crazy too and they had footage of her like giving birth to a 19th kid and she is wrecked okay like she's proper like ah like that like a fucking dead turkey she's like ah like that and they have to like cut her out cut it out of her it can't be good for you to have that many kids well you know it's funny to keep going like you gotta stop please you got and he's like god wants me to come inside her more i can't stop i'm all about the rod
Starting point is 00:20:49 dog, baby. God wants the raw dog. So he's this raw dog. Like O.D.B. says, oh, baby, I like it, raw. So he's this raw dog and her like, none's just dropping loads. And she's so subservient. She's like, okay, honey.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Oh, this baby might kill me, but okay. It's in God's will. And even there's a bit in it where she's basically like, they're like, so Mr. Jim Bob, your heart's, your wife, her heart is very low and um she might not make sure a night right there he's like well it's god's plan of course so maybe i'll raw dogger one last time oh you don't need to wake her up it's fine
Starting point is 00:21:30 we do this all the time so the oldest one's what the one you're thinking of i think his name is colin i think yeah he's the oldest of the family right there is it not josh oh you're right it is josh right there geez you know more than me right there well i just your pito knowledge is strong well you know i'm a bit of uh yeah pito HOTEP. That's good, yeah. Yeah. So, Josh initially, it's funny, he was a bit rascal and he kept touching his sisters, all right?
Starting point is 00:21:56 I remember I watched like a YouTube video, you know, one of those like five-minute things. Yeah, yeah. So he kept touching his sisters, but they all kept all hush, hush. And by the way, everyone here, the woman talking about this, they're all very subservient. Like, you know, like it's 19 kids in a house. Yeah. You think to be a little bit like, you know, joshing around and like. You know, noise or laughing.
Starting point is 00:22:20 There's none of it. They're all very quiet. All look at their shoes. They all just stand in a corner for hours on end. Like Jim Bob's like, okay, today we're all going to do laundry. And then they all do laundry. And then they're like, we like doing laundry. It's fun.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Yeah. Yeah. I'm so happy. Just like a little sweatshop, basically. But it's just for themselves. Just have to do laundry for themselves. There's so much clothes right there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:46 And Jim Bob knows how. to rule the roost and the mother is so like and we're going to do that and love you honey love you you guys do that she's like real like calm the whole time yeah and you're like you know that's not the second the camera's off there's slaps you know yeah absolutely just a broken bottle to the face yeah yeah yeah so um Josh his name is the oldest son yes he's touching his sisters all right but they manage to keep that hush hush because in the family he's touching a few But the problem is he starts wandering outside the family
Starting point is 00:23:20 and touching other women especially sleeping women he's a bit of a Danny Masterson you know, he likes the sleeping ones the best right there and then no one wrote a letter for old Josh there's a little bit Danny in a minute
Starting point is 00:23:33 but like but it's interesting those neighbours are right and they had a daughter and they were also religious and they were like hey our son Josh likes your girl maybe they'd get married
Starting point is 00:23:47 for Jesus. They're like, oh, that sounds good, yeah? And then, like, they're about to get married
Starting point is 00:23:52 and then they're like, I think the daughter's like he's being very, like, touchy and weird with me. And they're like, well, you're about to get married to him.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Oh, you're on Josh's side, are you? Well, Josh also had child pornography. Oh. Well, again, he was about to get married.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Sometimes the bachelor parties get a little wild. Yeah, watch the hangover. Yeah. We're in the wolf pack. So with the kill, they call that the Pito Ring. Yeah, he was, they found child porn on his computer as well. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:22 And again, the sheriffs and all that kept it quiet because, you know, small town values and all that. Yeah. So they send them to a- Probably big, they'd be sort of a tourist attraction by then, would they bring in money for that? Oh, they were bringing a huge money from the area right there. Yeah, the local economy. So they send, as a punishment, they send them to, again, this church, the universal basic life, whatever, okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:41 They have these kind of like work houses where you can work there, send them off that. So it sent them off that. So, so it sent them. Like Scientology. A little bit that. So he worked there for like a week and that cured him. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:50 And then he ran for Senate. Did he win? I think he, well, I actually forget now, but he came pretty close. Yeah. And he was in a lot of Mark, he became very big
Starting point is 00:24:59 in the pro-life movement right there. Right, okay. Obviously they're all pro-life. Sure. Yeah. Imagine she, you know, the wife just finds her like, you can do what?
Starting point is 00:25:12 Oh, boy, that's an option. Jim, Oh, boy, I'm in trouble now. I'm in the dog house, and that. Really freaky part of the whole thing is the Universal Basic Life Church. Yeah. They have their own military. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:25:29 They have in the, don't make this sound weird, okay? But they have their kind of like bases in the woods with guns and they train them how to, just in case. Like survivalist type of shit. Yeah, just in case how any of those hip-hop people start kicking off, you know? Sure. You know, just to Or if you get... I don't know what a little boozy is
Starting point is 00:25:48 but I don't intend to find out. Just in case they're a black president, you know, just work, you know, so there's practicing spinning their guns around and like, quick draw, quick, you know. So how big was the church like? Pretty darn big right there. A couple thousand, I'd say,
Starting point is 00:26:02 in the training camp alone. And they'd bring them off these places and they're very big in the gender norms, if you can believe that, you know? Right. So the sons should start malicious and the women should clean the kitchen. It's that kind of vibe right there
Starting point is 00:26:14 Okay And oh there's a really heartbreaking bit now Right even I You know what we have our callous Kind of cynical You know like Speak for yourself Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:22 I'm an empath Brian Okay I'm real like I can feel people's pain I'm a real late stage George Carlin Like you know Hey maybe everyone should die
Starting point is 00:26:31 Yeah Fuck the planet Woo you know But there's a bit They were to talk One of the daughters They basically marry her off To someone
Starting point is 00:26:40 Some guy just shows up And he's like I want your daughter and I'm part of the church like yeah okay and the girl's like I guess I don't really love him but it's in God's will
Starting point is 00:26:49 and they film the whole wedding and there's all these little jokes during it about like the wedding night are you guys excited for the wedding night and Jim Bob comes up to this guy and he's like so the wedding night
Starting point is 00:27:02 you know how it works and he's like Mr Jim Bob I think I do and he's like well in case need any pointers and he gives him a VHS called like the Dugger family
Starting point is 00:27:13 a love guide a picture of a rose and they don't actually show the video I haven't looked up but apparently just tells you how to satisfy it it basically says like if your husband wants it you give it to him and that's it's a minute long video
Starting point is 00:27:31 it's just gym bar with his cock like see this let him put this wherever he wants okay the end I was kind of hoping to be Jim Bob doing like an instructional video
Starting point is 00:27:47 He's got two dolls He's got puppets like Now this one we call the pile driver Yeah you like that bitch You dumb ho But so then you know it's so crazy They film the whole wedding And she's like
Starting point is 00:28:05 I do And then they have the camera go all the way To the hotel room The honeymoon suite And the guy's like, we'll take you from here and closes the camera, closes the door on the cameras. Then it hard cuts to her in 2023, being like, and then I got raped three times. Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Yeah. He just raped her three times. And then she was like, and then, you know, I followed the video, oh, word for word. I don't see how I'm the bad guy here. And then he immediately got her pregnant, okay, like immediately, like, almost impressively. And whenever the baby cried, he'd. hit her.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Whoa. Yeah, yeah. The baby cries, she gets a slap. This guy is just like changing the game. It's like when Jordan dunked,
Starting point is 00:28:53 you know, from center court. It's like, we didn't know you could do this. Domestic abusers around the world are in all of this guy. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:29:03 he was a bad egg right there. Yeah. And it's like, it's mad. The baby cries, he hits the wife and when the wife cries he hits the wife
Starting point is 00:29:13 it's a pretty good system the baby's loving it the baby's a bit of a stewie griff take that vile woman he's just in a hammock smoking a cigar so a lot of these girls have not grown up to have like
Starting point is 00:29:29 healthy relationships or lives right right some have escaped like properly escaped and have found like normal people yeah and then they're kind of like so you you're an only child what and you're dead what Like, your brother wasn't a paedophile? This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:47 So, Josh, by the way, he also got caught. Remember that website, Ashley Madison? Yeah, Ashley Madison. Madison, and the whole thing was like, it's a website for affairs. Yes. So the idea was, you go into this website, Ashley Madison. Yeah. You put in your details, it's all anonymous.
Starting point is 00:30:04 And it was only for married people. Okay. Or people in relationships. How could you, how do you verify that? Well, I don't verify. but that was like the kind of gimmick, okay, right there, yeah. They were pretty big for a while. They used to advertise in Howard Stern all the time.
Starting point is 00:30:17 I mean, I remember the scandal, like... But then they got leaked, that's the thing. So everyone's information got leaked. Yeah, and Josh was one of the guys who got leaked. So it was like, okay, so now, like, we already know you're a paedophile and you're touching your sister, but now you're unfaithful. The sanctity of marriage?
Starting point is 00:30:33 Yeah, yeah. You can break as many nine-year-old hymonds as you want, but you shall not break the sacred bond of... marriage and it's so funny because it is like I hope this it's almost like a much darker episode like righteous gemstones so we'd have to cut to like by the way
Starting point is 00:30:50 Jim Bob is also doing sermons during all this okay so he's like well I guess you guys heard about my son got a little bit of trouble there well you know God likes to test us in strange ways anyway back to Leviticus you know he just kind of like deflect
Starting point is 00:31:07 deflect my son's a paedophile ah you know these things hate you nobody's perfect that's why pencils got erasers you know that's right that's why pedos got erasers and the whole time the wife is just all like well you know my son
Starting point is 00:31:21 he's a bit of a devil but we still love him yeah and but by the way they knew about this for years so this happened like the pedophile stuff initially happened like 2003 and it wasn't until like 2015 or so that like actually came out yeah that's when it all kind of came out yeah but they were making
Starting point is 00:31:37 so again I can't go to jail uh I think he did eventually yeah I cannot emphasize enough just how much fucking money they're making. And, like, you know, it's telling you some of the daughters left. Yeah. They're eating money out of food. They're eating money. They're eating food out of food banks.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Right. They got zero money right there. They're on government cheese. They're basically, yeah, yeah. And they keep cutting. Isn't that ironic? You ain't got no cheddar. So you got to eat government cheese.
Starting point is 00:32:03 There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your brother is a pedophile, but you're eating cheese. Think of that. And then like they keep cutting It's all this awful stuff about rape and paedophilia And they keep cutting to like The actual show itself
Starting point is 00:32:18 And it's so wacky and funny I love these guys It's like Jim Bob They can do no wrong There's one people to go to Japan And Jim Bob dressed up like geisha He's like hey look at me I'm like a Japanese woman
Starting point is 00:32:30 Hey Ooh miso dogger Yeah they're all Oh ah Me so sally there fellas me so sally me a rikey the fly glides they're all having good times you know but I was a very
Starting point is 00:32:47 I haven't finished it's a four-part series on Amazon I watched three episodes what's it called a shiny happy people I think it's ironic title there oh I don't like that the Dugger family secrets something like that right and yeah it's pretty
Starting point is 00:33:03 even in my you know I got a black heart and I'm twisted Yeah, do your punk rock to the core And even I felt a little bit bad When I heard about, you know Maybe women Aren't having it all that great Oh, the women are really not treated very well
Starting point is 00:33:19 In this cult I was, yeah, yeah As opposed to all the other cults Like you, even, I'm not even joking All their mats and stuff like that Is all based around like how many whores They're gonna go to hell And stuff like this
Starting point is 00:33:29 Like they have all their textbooks And their kids, okay, it's all like You gotta dress right Because there's things called eye traps Eye traps Yeah yeah So let's say you're wearing like Something that shows off your shoulders
Starting point is 00:33:43 Alright A man will look at your shoulders And then he's gonna rape you Yeah But that's your fault Yes Right there yeah Right
Starting point is 00:33:51 And God doesn't like snitches or tattletails Oh yeah yeah So don't go to police And you know your hair You have to have your hair right Or else you're going to get molested Which ironic because they still got molested Anyway so it's like
Starting point is 00:34:04 Well maybe they just didn't, you know, follow the principles. Like, you know, Mr. I told you that Mr. Garrison guy who was, like, the head of the church. He's like, literally, like, a little small, like, you know. He looks a little bit like Benjamin Button, but, you know, young Benjamin Button, you know, like, hello, hello. But, like, he talks about, like,
Starting point is 00:34:24 he saw this one girl when she was, like, 13. He's like, next year you come to work for me. And then, like, at 14, he's like, now we're going to go on road trips. And you can sit on my lap. and it's like you're driving the car. We're on a bus. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Oh, it's so weird, man. It's such a complete different world. They show their board games and nothing board games like Monopoly, but it's all like, you know, you have been a whore. You're going to hell. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:53 The Jews own all the property. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a, it's an awful, awful, uh, little world. I mean, all those fucking cults, they're all the same. Like, the whole thing is just like, But sometimes you forget, and sometimes you watch, you're like,
Starting point is 00:35:07 wow, this is really not good. I know, some redeeming factors, you know. Even the food doesn't look good. It's literally, it's like, God wants you to suck by dick and not tell anyone. That's every cult. That's usually what it gets to. It's like, you know, like, even like Waco's, like I need to take, I take on the burden of sex.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Yeah. You guys probably sick having sex with your wives, aren't you? Like, no. I are, I can tell you're sick of it. I'll take care of it from now, boys. Don't worry, fellas. and trust old Koresh. You know what's making me laugh, though?
Starting point is 00:35:39 It's one bit where, like, is you interviewing the neighbours? Right. Again, I suppose it's a different world, different time, but, like, the neighbours that portrays, like, the good people are like, we were like, what are those family doing over there, you know?
Starting point is 00:35:51 And I heard down, I thought, geez, molesting his own sisters. That ain't right. You know, but even that guy, he's like a nice, fat, jolly guy. He's like, well, I was 19, I met this little honey in mine when she was 12, I said, I need to marry you straight away.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Yeah. And then like, but I'm hearing the damn, fellas, I found the best girl in town. She's just turned three years old. I'm going to make a my bride. Yeah. And again, it's still. Again, they're all these like really big fat, you know, like corn, like, you know, corn loving, like, and I said, honey, please, you know, got me some slack. And, you know, she was eight at a time, but she could still really give it to me.
Starting point is 00:36:33 I tell you, now I know why they call it the terrible twos, because, oh, we, I was in the dog house every night. Oh, sleeping on the couch a lot. We went to couples counseling three times a week. She still let me smash, though, which was pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. I actually recommend it. It's pretty, very interesting. A lot of those times, really, like, especially with Netflix, like, they'll have, like, an interesting topic, but it'll be 10 episodes.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, I know. This is a nice four-episode thing right there. Like, that's the thing. You can do it in three episodes, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, bad when you're getting bored of rape and paedophilia, you know what I mean? I never get bored. That is the juice.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Oh shit. Well, I'll watch the last part and I'll talk with that, but I think I've got the gist of it. I'm not going to be like, guess what, James? It actually turns out, it was all good in the end. All those whores were lying and Josh is now the president. It was just a big misunderstanding
Starting point is 00:37:28 like an episode of Frasier. He just slipped on his sister. Yeah. But I tell you, it is interesting. I want to watch two episodes, again, like, even just like... How long are they go for, like, how many years? Oh, man, I think it literally went for, like, 20 years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:40 In different incantations, different... There'd be, like, spin-offs and shit. So, initially it was, like, a couple of specials. Yeah. And it became, like, a series, and kind of stopped for a while they came back. And all these special... Every wedding was a special, every bird. What's John and Kate Plus 8 then?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Well... Is that anything to do? Here's the thing. Yeah. Again, this is TLC right here. So, they had this cash cow with 19 kids. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:02 And I heard about this couple. had eight kids octo ma'am yeah yeah and like they're like oh eight's not too big I guess she had an octopussy could yeah
Starting point is 00:38:12 you could say that well actually she had two kids than sex tuplets so oh okay well to be that guy but check your facts
Starting point is 00:38:18 okay check your facts of the show you haven't seen you fucking idiot yeah so I thought it was good
Starting point is 00:38:26 octopussy well you you believe in yourself there buddy right at least the one else is gonna but here's
Starting point is 00:38:33 they're like, it's only eight kids but the chemistry between the wife and the dad are, it's so good we're going to do it right there. And also these kids are way cuter. Okay. Right there. These, the Dugger kids had a little kind of a look of like, you know, fucking
Starting point is 00:38:49 Texas chainsill about them, you know, right there, yeah. These ones are really cute little, you know, big eyes, you know, like that. Very, very, very, very... Is it interesting observation you're making? Tell you, these kids were real fucking pieces of eyes. Real fuckable, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:05 Not like those dougar retars, like, yeah, I'll face fuck a few of them. They got the drool going that I like, but, uh, you know, you wouldn't bring them home to mom. You jump into conclusions right now, I'm just saying. That's what you think. Those are your words,
Starting point is 00:39:21 your thoughts coming out of my mouth. That's what's happening right there. Yeah, well, look, so it's John and Kate, right? Yeah. Now, John, he's like us, you know, he's like a bit of a bit of a parody dude, you know? He likes his reefers sometimes He likes a nice cracking open a cold one
Starting point is 00:39:37 And watching TV Hell yeah, dude Watching some mad TV Yeah Artie, you're the best Yeah, yeah, he does that You know, you know He um
Starting point is 00:39:46 Papa Bruy Yeah, he has fun I'll do all that stuff Okay, okay But then he meets his girl Falls in love Yeah They have, I think
Starting point is 00:39:54 I think they have two kids I say they have two kids And as in twins Twins or twins They have twins Okay yeah One set Okay twins
Starting point is 00:40:01 But in American they're so hell bent on this like we need more kids and all these stories where it's like Jim Bob Jim Bob's working three jobs he's like how about 10 more children you know how it costs a hundred grand you know just to raise a child
Starting point is 00:40:17 and we're both on minimum wage let's do that 12 more times so funny so they had two kids like we should have maybe another one but they can't get her pregnant who okay it yeah John's his shooting blanks so they do a thing where they you know
Starting point is 00:40:32 artificial insemination, that's in a cave. Like, hopefully they get one more kid out with this. They get fucking six. They get six. Man, this is a sitcom. And you know, it's so funny, the insurance provider was like, we're not covering six, you're done. In America, the insurance was like, six
Starting point is 00:40:48 is too much. You're taking the piss. You fucking six little fuckers crawled out, you fucking muff. You daft cunt. That's it. You're off the insurance. You daff bugger. So they just leave like It's not my job It's leave
Starting point is 00:41:03 So now they're screwed Okay So they're working Like They're both Trying to work full time But you've got Eight children
Starting point is 00:41:11 Now it's hard Right Sean has to give up Smoking Weed And he can't Do his improv Group anymore You know
Starting point is 00:41:17 But I want my bong Honey You're a buzzer In my life You've got He's doing improv's Like Guy with eight children
Starting point is 00:41:27 He hates them all Who suggested that Oh me that's a gynecologist the go back in time and shoot the bitch and so a local I think newspaper writes an article because it's kind of a big deal you know eight children you know there's no dougar family or no yeah so they're right and it's kind of interesting and then TLC or look for content trying to recapture the magic of dougar family right right it's like maybe a year or so after duggers premiered okay so like let's try this and like I said the kind
Starting point is 00:41:59 interaction was so funny, entertaining because he's such a like, oh, again, like, oh, honey, I forgot. Where's my cereal? And she's like, you didn't buy any cereal, you idiot. She's real like, you know. It's pure according to Jim vibes.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Honey, I'd like if you could stop doing that 19, please. Honey, is like, maybe you could stop do playing your video games? Babe, it's PlayStation 1. Babe, come on, Crash Bandicoot. It's awesome. Spirals. I got Ratchet and.
Starting point is 00:42:29 clank come on so and she's always giving them grief right there and the little kids again I'm gonna say cute because you're gonna jump on me there I'm really yeah so fuck no so so good they're so fucking photogenic
Starting point is 00:42:42 but the kids are very just like natural on camera yeah yeah where they're like oh and it's almost like they're doing gym from the office yeah yeah they're very good like looking and being like very like one of the bursts in the door like Kramer you know is this a fun dynamic right there
Starting point is 00:42:58 Yeah, yeah, they're likable. And things like, it just feels more real. Because, like, when you're watching, the Dugger family, it's, like, watch some kind of weird Amish shit. Yeah. And even, like, like, like,
Starting point is 00:43:06 militias in the woods and, you know. And even the Dugger family, they do dress like they're fucking Amish. They wear, like, they're very covered up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They, what you call, bloomer's and all that. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:43:18 This is just, like, you know, again, like, it's like, I can't play my PlayStation because the kids are playing. You know, that kind of stuff right there. Like, I think young dads could enjoy it and then mothers can enjoy it as well right there. Hey, look, we're not the only ones who are completely fucking miserable
Starting point is 00:43:34 and have had our lives ruined. These freaks are fucked too. Yeah, and they love it, and it becomes a huge show. Do you like three seasons, okay? Without much incident. It's just like, and again, they move into a bigger house to help with the camera stuff right there. And they keep it at eight, they don't go any bigger.
Starting point is 00:43:52 No, no bigger than that, right? Good, good. So, and it seems to just entitled John and Kate plus eight. It pops. It pops. It pops. And then this gets bigger and bigger slowly, but by the end of season three, I think in season three they renewed their marriage vows and had like a special episode like, you know, the marriage special, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:12 But then it really blew up and then like they went from like, you know, they almost surpassed like TV celebrity, just celebrity in general. Like they were no one all over the world. They were on like good more, like all of the talk shows. Sir John, I cat the plus eight. Yeah, yeah, that's when they go to... That's a monaon impression, yeah, yeah. I was kind of thinking, it would it be good now if, like, there was an episode
Starting point is 00:44:33 where the Dugger family, like, come crashing in? Oh, yeah. Kind of like invasion, when WCW invaded W.W.E. Oh, my God, it's the Dugger family. Josh, the paedophile is raping. John. All eight kids at once, oh, my God. John wants to play his PlayStation, but Josh is raping him.
Starting point is 00:44:54 but um okay so they become huge they're on like good more in america they're on all these big shows like that's when eight kids came out your pussy i can't believe it oh my god but that's when kate really embraces a celebrity element right and she's putting out all these books about motherhood and she's on the view and all that well as a mother of eight children i think you know i think you know and it's like all this basic
Starting point is 00:45:19 basic stuff you know i think motherhood is important and they all clap I think it's the hardest job in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Bill Burr's like, ah, he's just having an aneurys. It's like, no, no, he, ah! You're working at an oil rig. Ah!
Starting point is 00:45:36 You fucking cut. That's probably the inspiration right there. Literally, yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah, so she becomes huge and it's all going well, but in real life, it's hard work. Especially John does not like this. He's like, you know, is this.
Starting point is 00:45:52 It was fun. when they're babies, now they're kind of ask, the kids are asking questions they're actually starting to like, be sentient,
Starting point is 00:45:59 you know? Oh, yes. He's like, this is kind of weird now. He's like, like, we got some money. Yeah. Let's just cash out now.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Yeah. And she's like, no, more seasons, more and more. And then she's doing dancing with the stars and all that stuff, okay?
Starting point is 00:46:12 And they actually, they break up off camera, but they keep it going. Oh, what? So it's all lies right there. Holy shit. So by the middle of season four, let's say,
Starting point is 00:46:21 they're sleeping in separate houses. but he just shows up in the morning and they start film he's like I just woke up beside my wife who I still love anyway kids what's going on don't ask any questions kids what is this this is weird now he's got a problem with them becoming
Starting point is 00:46:37 people what do you think he's going to have no no I don't mean that he's like they're talking to me no I mean becoming people on camera he's like they should have like normal childhoods oh I see right okay that's that well he wasn't like you know they're like making eye contact that's what I thought you're
Starting point is 00:46:53 freaks. It wants me to do stuff with it all the time. It's like, you know, when you throw a stick and a dog fetches it, it's fun for a while, but again, although that is true, like, you know, if you're ever like, if you like do a funny face for like your niece or nephew and they laugh, they'll just keep, do it again, do it again, it's like, you little cunt, I'll hit you, I will batter you. You know how hard it is for me. perform every night
Starting point is 00:47:22 I just want to get high and play Xbox So he So yeah I didn't mean to imply that I meant that He wants to stop the show He wants to
Starting point is 00:47:33 For the sake of the children Yeah which is a very You know That's what a good parent Would do Oh no you're on his side Aren't you Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:39 No surprise there Hey John just seems like A pretty cool guy So they do like a half season Where it's all fake It's a fake marriage Right
Starting point is 00:47:48 But the problem is dead They recast the kids It's like, Hey, what's up, pops? Yeah, yeah. Yo, you get this shit? They do with Carver Tuesday, Yeah, so the...
Starting point is 00:47:59 Oh, that's like a... So, the, um, the problem is, okay, then John gets caught, all right? With another woman. Okay. On a day. Right. And they're like, oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:48:11 So then what happens is then they're all like, John's a big cheating bastard. I knew it, men. Men are bad. Sheating. They're all cheats. I knew it. And there's a big media press storm
Starting point is 00:48:24 anti-Johnner, right? He's like the most hated man in America for a while there. Josh Duggers, they're like, John's evil. John is a beast of a man. So, but then they have to come up and be like, listen, we're actually being separated.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Yeah. Not divorced yet, but we've been separated for like, you know, a long, long time. I fucked Regis Philbin. I can confirm that her pussy was destroyed. I couldn't believe it was only eight kids came out that twat. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:48:52 By the way, this Kate woman is one of the original Carins, by the way. Oh, really? Yeah, they actually have done her Wikipedia. She's won the original Carin's. Interesting. A lot of Karen memes of the early 2000s from her. Even the haircut, she's got a Karen haircut. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:07 And she's very, like, bossy. She's like, you know, she's... Come on, Dan Cook. Give him his flowers. Yeah, yeah, you're right, yeah. But even, like, she gives him a shit for, like, braiding too loud and stuff like that, you know. She's a real... Yeah, just, no, like, we've all been around those.
Starting point is 00:49:20 I'll say people but you know it's never a lad that does it but you think what do you mean no that's wrong yeah oh yeah we did
Starting point is 00:49:30 remember when we went to Galway we didn't go to Galway we went to Athlone oh I'm sorry you made this whole thing awkward thanks love I love that
Starting point is 00:49:41 it wasn't Wednesday so what happens God they're awful aren't they every goddamn one of them Come on now, James.
Starting point is 00:49:53 There's some good ones, not in this story. I'm more of having a good time, getting the guy. Gillis, the dog. Go watch Shane Gillis is special. It rocks. He's very good. De-program yourself from all this feminist propaganda. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Stop listening to Pussies like, oh, swear a pair of pansies. Yeah, listen to me be like, oh, the documentary was sad. These poor women. I've been having so hard, James. Oh, I'm getting an aneurysm, just listen to you. So what happens next is they have the divorce special. Oh. Yeah, it was like, we're here and we're getting divorced on camera.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Incredibly tacky. Yeah, yeah. Isn't it? John's like, well, how about now we don't do this show because we're divorced, you know? Yeah. She's like, no, we got to keep doing it. It's now Kate plus eight. But they just camera crews film John.
Starting point is 00:50:49 What are you doing now, John? You scumbag. Just trying to go to work, please. So John goes to New York You have a DJ there. Yes. I promise me. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Yes. Oh, fuck yes. That's amazing. I got to go make it in New York with the B-boy. He's like, you know, everything you think I could do, I did. Yeah. I went wild.
Starting point is 00:51:22 But I wanted my kids back. So he stops DJ and goes back to home. He stops being the most successful, coolest DJ in the world. And he tries to get his kids back, okay? And they have an arrangement where he sees him on the weekends. Yeah. He has to visit them in school, by the way.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Oh, like, what's that, like a supervised visits? It's a supervised thing right there. Yeah, yeah. So actually, you know, I'm wrong. So he sees him on Friday. And he says, hello, kids. And they're like, mom says, your shit DJs like,
Starting point is 00:51:51 shut up but there's one kid missing what kind of was it like dubstep screlex I think it was streelax yeah but
Starting point is 00:52:00 but but pop pop pop but bo but boh but one of the kids is missing oh what
Starting point is 00:52:06 and he's like where's Timmy yeah like oh Timmy we don't see him anymore he's like what where's Timmy
Starting point is 00:52:11 and it turns out the wife's how many times I wonder how many times you met them wait five six seven
Starting point is 00:52:17 what was the name of the show Oh, no, where's Timmy? But he's all stone, dude, see? It's like home alone. Kevin! So he's like, where's Timmy? It turns out, Timmy got sent to a home because he was being weird, all right?
Starting point is 00:52:30 Oh. Yeah. He's like asking the wife, like, where's my son? And she's like, I don't have to tell you anything. Yeah. So he doesn't know where his son is for like half a year. That's fucked up. Then he gets a, I swear to he gets to let her and crayon from his son be like,
Starting point is 00:52:43 please help. Dad, congratulations on the new track. It just dropped. and it's fire also I'm in a work camp being molested please help me I'm in the Dugger house
Starting point is 00:52:55 yeah so they send him like this institute all right and he's there for like half a year why what behaviour he was being too rowdy okay he's being too rude and loo he was asking his mom
Starting point is 00:53:08 for food and stuff apparently he was kind of being like you know you know reality TV is derivative you know stuff like he was pretentious I actually prefer the work of Felini myself
Starting point is 00:53:23 so he had to go to court to get to find out where his son was and then he eventually Why would she not just tell him though What a cunt She's a cunt now completely Yeah And she again
Starting point is 00:53:35 They're all cuss Sorry Be more like a John guys, all right But there's kind of semi happy ending where he got two of the kids back The two oldest You know the original twins
Starting point is 00:53:46 he got two of those back The old ugly fat ones They're all like Jonathan Littnicki Now you know They're only 18 man What was that Haley Joel Osmond Oh my God
Starting point is 00:54:00 He looks like Jerry Garcia Fucking So he has two of the kids Okay I see dead people Are you looking in the mirror You fat con You're probably having a heart attack
Starting point is 00:54:10 You pig You uncle Kill yourself I wish I looked like haley joel osman he's pretty good looking he's good looking he's successful he's likable yeah
Starting point is 00:54:21 I'm just projecting you say women haley joel osman haley says like a woman's name maybe I just hate not just the man in the mirror but the woman in the mirror because I broke into a woman's house
Starting point is 00:54:34 and I'm behind you so he's cost to you two the kids and those two kids are like mom's a bitch right but the other the other six okay. They're all part of the mothers
Starting point is 00:54:48 gang now and they they are not allowed talk to them at all so he hasn't seen his kids, his six other kids in years. Yeah. Like three years this stage right there. It's kind of like the it's like Woody Allen Mia Farrow like because they like Mia Farrow by the way freak. She adopted
Starting point is 00:55:03 like massive freak. Like 12 kids or something and again there's a few of them that are completely on her side Woody Allen's a Pido and then a few of them are like no he didn't actually I mean he has Bido, but he didn't molest our daughter, our sister. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:20 It's a complex way. Either way, Woody Allen is the hero of the story. Here's the thing, all right? I think it's very, very easy to manipulate children and make them believe anything. And I can prove that. No, it won't. But, like, I think he can't make them believe a lot.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Like, obviously, like, being molested is a big one there, but you can very easy be like, oh, actually, you don't lie. If I had a little kid right now, I can very easily make him think that you're not good. I can make him dislike you, James. Yes. There is that whole thing of like, you know, the false memory syndrome.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Yeah, I think false memories are pretty easy to put in. But that foundation was actually founded by someone who turns out he was molesting his own kid. Oh, right. Yeah, it's like that guy who was like, no, the kids who think they were molested, they're getting those false memories planted by therapists. Turns out he molested his own kids. I was on his side there. No, hello, let's you see how it all pans out.
Starting point is 00:56:15 No. But anyway. Before we go, I went on with Danny Masterson real quick. You said you're doing some research into him.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Well, I read a little bit letter. Not into him, but more so Ashton Coucher. Well, the situation.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Yeah, the situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, okay, so Danny Masterson, he was in 70's show.
Starting point is 00:56:33 He's just been convicted of rape. He's getting 30 years in prison. 30 years. Now, there's a whole big thing behind it
Starting point is 00:56:40 because I don't know how it happened, but that these letters got leaked, but like Ashton Cutscher, Mealakunas, pretty much all the cast of that 70th show except Tofer Grace all wrote letters to the judge.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Even Red. Red and Kitty. Both of them did too. No, not Kurt Wood Smith. That's right. I got respect for Tofer Great. He was like, rot in hell, bitch. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:04 You upstaged me. It was meant to be my show. Yeah, I was meant to be the funny, sexy guy. You're neither of those things, Tofer Grace. No, I actually like Tofer Grace. Yeah, yeah. He's good. So, yeah, they, like, Ashton, Kutcher and Milakunas, because they're the most high profile ones, people online are really dragging them because for somehow, I don't know how to happen, their letters, the character, testaments, basically, they wrote letters to the judge saying, I know Danny Madison's a rapist, but he's actually a good guy.
Starting point is 00:57:34 He's a cool dude. He doesn't do drugs. They said that he doesn't do drugs. And also, he felt sad after 9-11. Yeah. That was a big thing. Like, after 9-11, he was like, we should do stuff. something about this. And he raised over
Starting point is 00:57:46 $200. That he stole out of the pockets of one of his victims. But obviously, okay, so Danny Masterson is a Scientologist. Giovanni Ribisi, he's like, there's like this weird web of like the Giovanni Rubisi's
Starting point is 00:58:02 family and the Masterson families, like their friends and a few of them are married to each other. So it's a weird little Scientology web. But anyway, Ashton Coucher, everyone's going after him for writing a letter of recommendation because he's the head of this
Starting point is 00:58:18 NGO. This anti-pedo organization. Yeah, so it's like an organization called Thorne and their whole ethos is to stop child trafficking and human trafficking and they're developing this facial recognition software that they say they're using
Starting point is 00:58:34 to help find victims and identify perpetrators and pedos, right? Really? I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. That sounds like in the wrong hands it could make here's the thing it's there's a lot of links between like on you know the CIA have very much got their fingers in the Thorne organization so it is being sort of manipulated and used for nefarious purposes the fact that he is the face of this organization like we're here to stop
Starting point is 00:59:02 child sex trafficking but he's writing a letter defending a rapist you know it's very much it's a bad it's a bad look then there's also the murder of his girlfriend what you ever hear about this this is a wild one now right so he was like around the time of like I think it was around 2002 a girl he was going out with was murdered now who's he now who who's girlfriend
Starting point is 00:59:26 Ashton Cotcher sorry Ashton Cotcher I thought he meant Danny Masters No no no so yeah because Masterson you know he's been convicted of rape he's definitely guilty but like everyone's kind of he's in jail now everyone's kind of focused on an Ashton because they're like he's just as bad
Starting point is 00:59:41 so Ashton Cutcher's girlfriend at the time was murdered by the Hollywood Ripper who was a serial killer who murdered five women like in the Hollywood Hills in the late 90s early 2000s Does he have any connection to the murder of Kelsey Grammer's
Starting point is 00:59:57 Is it Kelsey Grammer connection there? I'm not sure I'll talk about that I'll look that up there on but you keep going So Ashton Coucher was meant to take her out on a date He went to her house, knocked at the door
Starting point is 01:00:09 said there was no answer She had been murdered the guy stabbed her 47 times so he didn't go to the police initially and one of Danny Masterson's accusers is claiming that he intentionally didn't call the police he called Danny Masterson and Danny told him don't go to the cops
Starting point is 01:00:28 your fingerprints are on the door it'll be a bad luck for you they'll be a bad thing for your career so now there's kind of speculation that he magic and career voice on Danny Masters yeah well at the time they were as big as each other yeah on the hit show Danny Mastern had a few movie roles
Starting point is 01:00:44 as well he was in Face Off I know yeah he's a great man but anyway so yeah and there's a lot of and then there's videos of him like talking about how sexy Hillary Duff is even though she was 15 and he was 25
Starting point is 01:00:59 so there's a lot of stuff a lot of people are really going after Ashton Coucher now saying he's a hypocrite and all this stuff so I was this thing he's talked there to correct myself the Kelsey Grammar thing I think his girlfriend got eaten by shark Right. That was it.
Starting point is 01:01:13 I got confused right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I don't think... The Hollywood shark. Asked the coach is pressing doorbells as a shark in the house.
Starting point is 01:01:22 It was just an episode of punt that went way wrong. Yeah, so there's a lot of... But yeah, look into that organisation, Thorne, there's definitely some... That facial stuff sounds very dodgy to me. And there's like people like involved in the CIA
Starting point is 01:01:38 or like on the board of directors. There's definitely, you know, Well, they have been trying facial stuff before, and isn't a lot of it just, like, just makes it easier to be racist? Well, that's the thing. Yeah. Like, there was that story of, like, it, I, you know, they used this facial recognition software, and it was very much, like, just anyone that's black is, like, guilty. They, like, point out, like, Don Sheel, like, Saddam Hussein. It's O.J. Simpson.
Starting point is 01:02:04 He's wearing acid toners. Actually, another thing about Masterson is his wife. Yes. So his wife is, I think, I figure her name, I think her name is Boji Wooji or something like that. It's buggy-woge or something like that. It's spelled weird, but I think it's pronounced Bo. Bo, okay. Like Bo-Phillips.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Okay, so Bo, right. Yeah. Her dad is also a alleged rapist, the Mamas and the Pappas. Mamas and Pappas. Yeah. And again, so it's funny because, like, her sister's like, my dad raped me. Yeah. And she's like, no, he didn't.
Starting point is 01:02:34 And now she's like, my husband and rape beat. She's like a real double-time rape apologist. I tell you, yeah. And she's like... That's going to be awkward Thanksgiving. All the leaves are brown, all the leaves are brown. All the criminals are brown. All the criminals are brown.
Starting point is 01:02:54 Because the software says... Do you know that song? It's a good tune. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's the thing. Like, go and look at... So they're Scientologists as well. There's this weird interconnected web of Scientology. And like, you know, like, so the master.
Starting point is 01:03:09 and the Ribisi family and it's, yeah, it's an interesting rabbit hole. Who else in the Ribisi family? So like, obviously Giovanni Rubisi is the most famous but his sister is an actor and like a brother who's like a musician and, you know, but they're
Starting point is 01:03:25 married to famous people like you they're not household names, but they're, you know. It's a very small incestuous little pool. Yes. And it's going to get... It's a big club. You ain't in it. It's going to get more because you know like Nepo babies and all that. That's become more and more popular right now
Starting point is 01:03:41 Yes Even like, it's actually getting insane It's Oh hashtag nepotopetos He's only a paedophile Because his dad's a paedophile He didn't work hard to be a paedophile Like someone was
Starting point is 01:03:52 I've been out in the streets Rapid Children 9 to 5 But it's actually getting harder and harder It's like I look up like a new movie or anything I look up like director and the actors involved It's getting harder and harder find one that is just like born in a council estate And it was like it's like
Starting point is 01:04:08 John Boyer Diego. He was the last one. Literally the last one. That's it. We can never let this happen again. It's all like, you know, fucking, it's always like, her name is Jenny Redford. Like, Robert Redford? I'll correct you. And it's something
Starting point is 01:04:23 they go, it's Stacy Pacino. Don't click on that link. And Johnny Spielberg. You know, I remember I was in acting school. I was like, I got to do this. This is my passion. Yeah. Yeah. She's Steven Spielberg. One of his daughters is an ony fans, I think.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Whoa, hello. I think I, I was going to look her up there now. Raiders of the Lost Arse. Temple of Poon. Dirty whore. Indiana Jones and the temple of... Joanie, Johnia, your daughter's spreading up is she an or only fan.
Starting point is 01:05:00 I know, Dad. Stop saying it up loud. Johnia, did you see John Boyeager? I don't trust him. We're over an hour there. I might finish the little things. I'll talk about next week. Terrible film.
Starting point is 01:05:18 It is awful. It's awful. You know what? That's directed by a guy who isn't a nepo baby. Yeah. And now I'm kind of like, do I this? There you go. We're showing you that.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Lesson learned. One spittin twice, Peter. It's not a good movie at all. I'll watch that and some other movies. I'll maybe watch any good rapists I could look into? Or pedophiles. How long you got, brother. Maybe next week I'll look up like an arsonist or something.
Starting point is 01:05:43 It's a little bit different, you know. I think we went a little bit too heavy on, well, you did anyway. I was trying to be respectful, but you kind of had a bit too much fun day or I think. Sorry, yeah, I forgot, yeah. But don't worry, I'm going to be a teacher soon, so it's going to be fine. Yeah, that's right. This guy, going to be around kids, and there ain't a darn thing you can do about it. That's your taxpayer money's going.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Anyway, let's end it there.

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