Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 206 : Danny Masterson
Episode Date: September 14, 2023John and Kate Plus Duggar Family Plus Brian and James equals FUN...
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And I've got an iron brew right here.
Iron brew.
Yeah, Iron brew is very popular around the world, not just Scotland,
but in Scotland, you're like a rock star.
If you drink Iron Brew, they chase you around like the Beatles.
That's right, yes.
It's awesome.
Kind of like saying, you know the way here, like, you know,
like we think we have a culture in Ireland and we don't really,
but we do have Tato, all right?
Okay.
And if you open up a packet, this is around the Americans listing,
if you open a pack of Tato in like,
you know that American got attacked?
in Dublin.
Yeah.
It was his fault.
He was eating
a packet of king
chees in on you.
He was asking for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you eat Taito,
they'll suck you off.
Yeah.
Like those the homeless,
the buggers,
and they'll just suck you off.
A packet of Tato's like a hood pass.
You can walk into any ghetto
in Dublin with a packet of Tato.
I tell you,
if you have a multi-pack,
oh.
You're like king of rats,
you know.
Yeah, the same of iron brew over there.
I actually don't drink that much iron brew.
Do you like it?
It's kind of like candy floss
Where I always think I like it
I don't have it
I have a lot of candy floss
Yeah it's a candy floss
Or women's rights
So I like the idea of it more than
But then I try it and it disgusts me
And it gives me diabetes
So
Speaking of diabetes
No
No good segue there
But well actually no
Because we want to talk about
Some harsh reality
In this episode
I've been watching
Some documentaries there
Right
I think we've been talking too much about movies.
I agree.
You think that?
Yeah.
Oh, I'll tell you going to disagree with me, but no, Brian.
They like hearing your analysis.
No, they don't.
They tell me every time.
Who's this?
Oh, you don't want to know, brother?
Oh, no.
Yeah, no, no.
It's good to mix it up, though.
Okay, well, we can talk about, I watch,
again, you can have your pick here.
We can talk about the Dugger family,
19 kids and counting.
Jesus.
We can talk about the Bachelor.
Okay.
we can talk
with Charity Sheen
Oh
Or we can talk about
John and Kate
Plus 8
All these documentaries
are all under the
umbrella
of dark side of the
2000s
Produced by Vice
Yeah
They're now owned
By the Saudis
And I hear that
Oh no
They just got like
Have I fallen for Saudi
Propaganda
You sure
Well
There's kind of a bit
of controversy now
Because Vice
They had all these
Like
Oh Saudi Arabia
Hates gay people
documentaries a few years ago
Those are all
White
Why you can't find
they're all false as well
oh I see right
yeah yeah
all lies right there
I watched the World Cup
I learned my lesson right there
yeah that's interesting
I didn't know that
yeah yeah it's kind of
there'll be Rupert Murdoch
before that
so well yeah
it's out of frying pan
into Saudi Arabia
you know
okay so where do you want to start
okay with all the
they're pretty interesting shows
right there
where do you want to start
I mean you're you're
I haven't seen any of them
I the only one that I know
anything about is Charlie Sheen
so yeah the Charlie
Sheen won was the one with Delis
meat on the bone. So we'll start with
Derek, because we all kind of know about Charlie Sheen.
Yeah. Like you said, I
had this weird nostalgia
watching him being all coked
up and strangling women.
Winning! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember all the
coolest, funniest people you know would shout
Winnie! I used to say that.
Yeah. I was so cool. I got so much
pussy, dude. I walk in the class and say,
Winning! I didn't go to school there.
Yeah. But, you know,
the principal... I was 28 years
old. Winnie.
The principal would give me shit. I'm like,
Tiger Blood. I'm
a rock star from Mars.
I'm on a drug. It's called
Brian O2.
That's what you call your Adderall medication.
Adderall medication. Any H.D.
medication, which is Adderall. Maybe I'm
retarded. I think you're very
harsh yourself there. And almost be like, I can't
listen anymore. James is a
fuck up, but he's proving himself over and over
again. Adderall medication.
What an Illand Ford Baffoon!
Okay, so yeah.
The Charlie Sheen meltdown.
It was a great time.
A lot of the documentary, by the way, it's not like an hour long.
A lot of it's just explaining who Charlie Sheen is, you know, because it's not, again, like, you kind of get to it.
You know, it's like he was in, his father was an actor, you know, he's in hot shots and yada, yada, yada.
Wall Street.
Wall Street mentioned all that.
Atoon.
And then he was on Spin City.
Hell yeah.
And he took over from Jamie, Michael J. Fox.
Yeah, he already fucked up again, didn't you?
Oh, my God.
Michael J. Adderall.
He's taking too much Adderall.
Yeah, I tell you.
Shaky motherfucker.
But it was so successful on Spin City.
They were like, let's build a show around him,
and they created two and a half men.
And he was the highest paid actor on TV.
He was making so much money.
And what I always forget is just how many people are dependent on Charlie Sheen.
How many people from, you know, obviously like, you know,
the co-stars, the directors all the way down to.
the fucking, the janitor
who's got to sweep up the dead prostitutes.
The gaffer. The best boy.
All those guys. And what's also kind of cheap
is in documentary. They don't
interview anyone involved.
Their only interviewee is
some like, some foreign guy
who did the makeup. Uh-huh. He's got like
bad English. So he's like,
Mr. Sheen was here and I thought
this is great. But then he was doing the
drugs and I thought this is bad.
Hey, Dios meo.
El deablo. Oh.
He's just like some guy
He's like, oh, Mr. Sheen, I do his hair
And he'd go off and do all the drugs
You mean, they couldn't even get that fat bitch
Who played the housemaid
God, I hated her.
You are an employee, madam.
I don't pay you for your snarky comments
About bisexual proclivities.
Clean the shit out of the toilet
And shut your fat fucking mouth,
you fucking dog.
Anyway, remember her?
I do, yeah.
I had no strong feelings.
but now you've turned me around right there
imagine that though you pay
some effort to come in clean the gav
and she's like
oh I'm actually better than you
are you yeah yeah I left a big
fucking Lincoln log and the Jacks
have added glove
you're fucking
do you like the show?
Nah, of course not I didn't like to show yet
it's dog shit
I had the first episode on a DVD and a box of cereal
remember that? Right
yeah remember that
that's a bit weird
it's definitely not a show for kids
they were giving out cornflict
lakes with DVDs in it.
Okay.
I nearly ate the DVD and it was it was they had a, the pilot for two and a half men.
Right.
Very weird time in our society right there.
I tell you, I mean, the derivative comedy was a bit hard to swallow.
Well, I'll tell you what.
There's a DVD in the city.
No, I tell you what.
You might talk about chocolate.
That's what I'm doing now.
No, no, no.
And then like it's kind of just standard shit.
He does all the drugs.
Then he has a few heart attacks and he strangling women and all that.
The interview one of his.
Sodomized, uh, Corey Haym.
Yeah.
They don't talk about that reel there.
Yeah.
They don't talk about too much.
Like, we've heard the juicy stuff about Charlie Sheen.
Yes.
In this documentary, like, he just did a little bit too much cocaine.
Yeah.
And he went a bit silly for a while.
But at the end of the day, him and Chuck Lorry became best friends again.
Oh, did they?
Yeah, and actually, you're working on new, if it wasn't for his fucking writer's strike.
Oh.
We have this show right now.
It's a new show, listen this.
It's called, it's a new show starring Charlie Shee.
Two and a half them.
No.
It's going to be like pure woke.
Two and a half them.
Them, them.
Them, them, them, me, them.
Ooh, then.
Charlie, this is my daughter's son.
No, it's called How to Be a Bookie.
It's Sebastian Manus Gokko and Charlie Sheen.
Written by Chuck Lurie.
Interesting.
That's pretty fun right there, you know.
But, yeah, the Charlie Sheen one didn't really have much meat on the bone.
The only kind of funny thing on it was, I've forgotten this.
Like, he kept calling to Alex Jones during all this to complain about.
of glory.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
That's awesome.
Instead of going to like,
how did I not know that?
That's amazing.
So there's all the clips
like him and Alex Jones
being like,
and the royalties are,
it's a bad deal.
And you know,
Alex people are damaged.
Charlie,
I love everything you do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They talk to some of his
living girlfriends as well.
His goddesses.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
He had like,
was he living with three porn stars
that he would batter with his golf.
And he's just give maids all the time.
Yeah,
he's a little rascal.
He was Dennis the menace.
he gave someone AIDS
and then she was like
why didn't you tell me you had AIDS
because it's none of your fucking business
and then there's that hilarious
anecdote where his ex-wife caught him
jacket off to child porn
and she's like, Denise Richards by the way
Charlie please stop
oh go fuck yourself this is my house
and do what I want
he was a bro
the Charlie Sheen documentary was
it was enlightening
but I think
also pretty sad
I don't want to burst your bubble James
But some of the Charlie Sheen's stuff
Was a little bit depressing
Like remember he went on the live tour
Yes
And then there's this video
Foot of James like they're all yelling at him
He's like but winning
I'm winning
I spoke to seven gram rock
How are you not liking this
Yeah
And then they had to want
You won like this now
They cut to a woman outside of the theatre
And she was like
He's actually losing
Oh
You can't
I hope she's dead
I hope she's fucking dead
You foul mouth trollop
But I'll move away from that
The roast of Charlie Sheen was good
That was fun
Well it was okay
Patrice man Patrice killed
Oh I didn't mention Patrice in a documentary
By the way yeah
Whitewashing history right there
By anyway so I did watch
We'll talk about the Dugger family
No let's talk about the Bachelor
Okay
So I'd never really watch any of The Bachelor
But you know the Bachelor from parodies
No that you know
It's a bunch of women
and they got to like
find a man. They have to drink
and humiliate themselves
for little to no money
or fame. Zero money. They have to pay for their own
dresses. Jesus Christ.
Oh man. So what I loved about
this documentary about
The Bachelor, Dark Side of the 2000s
right? Yeah. Is that...
Dark side of the naughties and they
were naughty, weren't they?
The people behind this. So the guy who
created The Bachelor, I think his name was
like Mickey Fleisch.
And I think he's related to, you know Heidi, Heidi Flesh?
Oh, the madam.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow, the Hollywood madam.
Yeah, I call her a whore, but you call her a madam right there, okay?
Well, she was the madam because she control, she was the pimp.
Oh, lady pimp.
Yeah, she was a lady pimp.
That's awesome right there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she was a lady pimp.
And she was going out with Tom Seizmore, and he beat the shit out of her,
and then she went to the cops, like a little rap.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
You didn't know that, did you?
I didn't know that, yeah.
And then they were both on celebrity.
rehab at the same time
after they had broken up.
Really? Yeah, yeah. How did they go?
Man, my brain is the
dark side of the naughties.
I have all this info in here.
Doesn't help, does it?
No, no, not at all. Do you ever think
your life be so much better if he's got a concussion
and became monosyllabic?
You're just like, yes, no.
So if someone asked you, you've seen something
where it's like, yes, you don't be like, well, yes, and
Tom Seismore was also...
And then, of course, Tom Seismore
I've never watched every rehab
I've seen bits and pieces
Should I watch that? Would that complete me?
I think you should watch every episode
Tonight. Cancel this gig you're meant to be doing
I think that's going to bring you happiness
Oh, I'll get joy and laughter
From a bunch of Euro trash
Sockle Blue, the man talk about his penis
Think that's a good way to spend your time?
No, fuck that
I thought it was a celebrity rehab dude
But then I watched the Dugger family
So they're in a show called 19 Kids and Kids
counting. Okay. Have you ever said? I kind of
vaguely heard this show. I've heard
of it. I've heard the Duggers
because didn't the dad turn
out to be a Pito or something? No, it's a son.
It's a son. It's even juicier, yeah.
Oh, Pido Jr.
You got so excited right there. I did.
Now, so 19 kids
so this is two, just one couple
they had 19 kids. Man, so it's a guy called
That's disgusting. Man, it's a guy
called Jim Bob, all right?
Jim Bob. Jim Bob Dougger.
Are they white trash? Like?
No, no, no, the opposite, they're all kind of like, all the men in the show, they're all, like, fat, like, beta, kind of like, oh, honey, please.
But then, like, you find out they're actually, like, you know, awful rapist.
But in the show, they're all like, oh, gee whiz, honey, can I have extra milk?
She's like, no, honey, you've already had your milk.
Can I have an ice cream Sunday?
Oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips.
Well, I'm going to rape one of the kids then.
Either give me an ice cream Sunday, or I'm raping one of them.
the gate. Your move
bitch. Don't worry. We'll
edit around this.
That's funny.
Yeah, well it's kind of like this. So Jim
Bob and the show is like, oh, shucks, we got
go here. And like, oh, where did I
put my? Where did I put my
bucket? It's on my head.
Oh, no. So it's like cheaper
by the dozen if Steve Martin
was played by a fat retard.
That's pretty good. No, but in reality
though, so he's part of it. It's called the
life. It's something like the
universal basic life church
so it's a cult
yeah yeah
it's a real interest
it's led by this
a white guy called
like Garrison or something
like that right
he's a little
like okay guys
I have the power of God
he's one of those types
okay
and his whole thing is
there's not enough whites
in the world
okay
not enough Christian whites
whoa
so you gotta work hard
in a fun way
to make sure there's
more Christians in the world
I mean hey look we gotta
we better
get to work.
So Jim Bob
Put this belt in your mouth
and take your panties off.
You're going to be here for a while.
So Jim Bob
is part of this church.
But he hears about this cheerleader
who's a bit of a slut.
She holds hands and kisses boys
under the bleachers.
Even if they're not going steady.
Yeah, exactly.
She's kissed at least two boys
and she uses devil sticks.
Cigarettes?
Tampons.
Oh.
Yeah, tampons are forgiven.
but they're forbidden
they're forbidden yeah yeah
if you use a devil stick
you're breaking your own hymen
and you're stealing the pleasure from the man
so if you use the devil stick
you're basically a whore
does your pussy just go to hell
or do you all the whole kitten caboodle
the whole pussy caboodle right there
it's not just a
it's like do dogs go to heaven
do cons go to hell
yeah but he hears
I should have said pussies
that would have been dogs pussies
dogs and cats.
Let's edit around that, much like The Bachelor.
Take two.
Do Cuts go to Cuntland?
Do Cuns go to Legoland?
So, this guy
hears about this promiscuous cheerleader,
but she wants to convert to Christianity.
He comes to, and she's 17.
What is she?
Sorry, that was my default.
What religion is she?
The old muscle memory
kicking in there, fellas.
Like Christian, basic Protestant, I think, all right?
Wait, so she wants to convert from Christianity?
No, she wants to go better Christian.
Okay.
All the hand holding and devil sticks isn't completing her, all right?
So then Jim Bob shows up.
He's about, like, three years older, and she's 17, like I mentioned.
You're very interested in that.
Wait, how is Jim Bob only three years older?
Is he the dad?
Yeah.
So what, he's 21, and he has 19 kids in fact?
No, not yet.
Not yet.
Well, you're not really explaining this.
This is going to be the future mother.
Okay.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, um, you've thrown me off there, James.
Well, you didn't say that Jim Bob was only, you said he was the dad.
So I was picturing him as an older man.
No, no, no, no, okay.
I haven't watched the show, Brian.
You know, you think you'd get the hang of this after a while.
When you explain something to someone that they haven't seen,
they don't have all the pictures moving in their heads like you do.
The other way that move your show, they start talking.
talking and it goes like they kind of play the harp
we cut to the scene
in my head we've earned
the scene right now we are Jim Bob
right now watching this
so he meets her and they talk
for four hours and they decided
we're going to get married
that's that's all it takes four hours of Rizzing
that is mad Rizzo
bro
respectable E! Yes
don't do that
that's not appropriate
I thought it was
I couldn't get in the swing at
That's as bad as devil sticks.
So they get married, all right?
They start pumping straight away.
They have one kid.
They're like, let's keep going.
But they have a miscarriage then.
And he's like, that's your fucking fault.
Let's try it again.
Then they have like twins.
They have more twins and triplets.
They keep going and going and going until they have like, I think about 16 kids.
And that's 16 kids.
That's when the TV people, the TV folk get involved.
Right.
And they start filming.
it for a tink a channel a little known channel called tlc yes now tlc are starting to venture into the
world of reality television aka filming freaks for our pleasure they said the freaks show the
vision all right yeah yeah and they got so much money off the freaks and they're part of a
discovery channel all right oh and that's how discovery channel could afford to buy warner brothers
because of the freaks the freaks paid for so if you film enough freaks
The real-life anima-anias.
If you buy...
There's a bunch of freaks in a tower.
Yeah.
This takes you to the tower this fall off the tower.
Well, yeah, so this made all their money off the freaks,
and you don't have to pay them.
They don't know no better.
But there's all, like, so there's crazy shit,
like my six thousand, six hundred pound life.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the hoarders.
My strange addiction, where they just...
Guys who are.
like fuck balloons
and you know
little people
and like you know
foreigners
like it's just
like crazy shit
all right
yeah yeah
and but the
dogger family
one of the first ones
they filmed it
it's kind of like
you're filming these guys
with kids
and people might watch it
and people
were interested
because like little things
like
you say people
you mean women
well no
I tell you like guys
I would have watched
this well
because it's not you
thinking like
well family stuff
I'm a lone wolf
I can't watch a show
about a family
that's right
the Simpsons is suss
I only watch shows
about samurai
and drive at Ryan Gossley
I only watch taxi driver
over and over
Yeah
But so
But even stuff like
Making breakfast
Right
That's an incredibly difficult process
For 19 kids
Well at time of 16
It was called 16 and counting
Because it was 16
They had like
The woman was pregnant
With twins at the time
Right
Yeah
You're just like
The amount of work it takes
to go in shopping and that, okay?
And the way, it's interesting.
How could they afford it?
The guy initially had like three jobs.
Okay.
But when the TV cameras got involved,
then they could afford to buy a bigger house.
They had to buy bigger house
because more camera-friendly.
Oh, not for the kids.
No, not for the kids.
The kids live in the shed.
Trash cans.
So the way it works is almost like a pyramid scheme
where it's not like the mothers
raising all the kids.
Yeah.
You deviate, deviate.
You split the work.
You separate the work right there. Delegate.
Delegate right there.
There you go.
You delegate the work.
So they give, let's say you got 11 year old, right?
Right.
She's put in charge of a baby and she's basically the mother of that baby right there.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
So all the older ones raise the younger ones.
And it kind of goes through cycles right there.
Because the mother is just like sitting on a, just a lounge, like a lazy boy chair
with a bag of ice cubes on her gaunt because it's obliterated.
man her cond must be like a t-shirt cannon like it's it's crazy too and they had footage of her like giving birth to a 19th kid and she is wrecked okay like she's proper like ah like that like a fucking dead turkey she's like ah like that and they have to like cut her out cut it out of her it can't be good for you to have that many kids well you know it's funny to keep going like you gotta stop please you got and he's like god wants me to come inside her more i can't stop i'm all about the rod
dog, baby. God wants
the raw dog. So he's this
raw dog. Like O.D.B.
says, oh, baby, I like it,
raw. So he's this raw dog
and her like, none's just dropping
loads. And she's so
subservient. She's like, okay, honey.
Oh, this baby might kill me, but
okay. It's in God's
will. And even there's a bit
in it where she's basically like, they're like,
so Mr. Jim Bob,
your heart's, your wife, her
heart is very low and um she might not make sure a night right there he's like well it's god's
plan of course so maybe i'll raw dogger one last time oh you don't need to wake her up it's fine
we do this all the time so the oldest one's what the one you're thinking of i think his name is
colin i think yeah he's the oldest of the family right there is it not josh oh you're right it is
josh right there geez you know more than me right there well i just your pito knowledge is strong
well you know i'm a bit of uh yeah pito
HOTEP.
That's good, yeah.
Yeah.
So, Josh initially, it's funny, he was a bit rascal and he kept touching his sisters, all right?
I remember I watched like a YouTube video, you know, one of those like five-minute things.
Yeah, yeah.
So he kept touching his sisters, but they all kept all hush, hush.
And by the way, everyone here, the woman talking about this, they're all very subservient.
Like, you know, like it's 19 kids in a house.
Yeah.
You think to be a little bit like, you know, joshing around and like.
You know, noise or laughing.
There's none of it.
They're all very quiet.
All look at their shoes.
They all just stand in a corner for hours on end.
Like Jim Bob's like, okay, today we're all going to do laundry.
And then they all do laundry.
And then they're like, we like doing laundry.
It's fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm so happy.
Just like a little sweatshop, basically.
But it's just for themselves.
Just have to do laundry for themselves.
There's so much clothes right there.
Yeah.
And Jim Bob knows how.
to rule the roost and the mother is so like and we're going to do that and love you honey
love you you guys do that she's like real like calm the whole time yeah and you're like
you know that's not the second the camera's off there's slaps you know yeah absolutely just a broken
bottle to the face yeah yeah yeah so um Josh his name is the oldest son yes he's touching his
sisters all right but they manage to keep that hush hush because in the family he's touching a few
But the problem is he starts
wandering outside the family
and touching other women
especially sleeping women
he's a bit of a Danny Masterson
you know, he likes the sleeping ones
the best right there
and then no one wrote a letter
for old Josh
there's a little bit Danny in a minute
but like
but it's interesting
those neighbours are right
and they had a daughter
and they were also religious
and they were like
hey our son Josh
likes your girl maybe they'd get married
for Jesus.
They're like,
oh,
that sounds good,
yeah?
And then,
like,
they're about to get married
and then they're like,
I think the daughter's
like he's being very,
like,
touchy and weird with me.
And they're like,
well,
you're about to get married to him.
Oh,
you're on Josh's side,
are you?
Well,
Josh also had child pornography.
Oh.
Well, again,
he was about to get married.
Sometimes the bachelor parties
get a little wild.
Yeah, watch the hangover.
Yeah.
We're in the wolf pack.
So with the kill, they call that the Pito Ring.
Yeah, he was, they found child porn on his computer as well.
Right.
And again, the sheriffs and all that kept it quiet because, you know, small town values and all that.
Yeah.
So they send them to a-
Probably big, they'd be sort of a tourist attraction by then, would they bring in money for that?
Oh, they were bringing a huge money from the area right there.
Yeah, the local economy.
So they send, as a punishment, they send them to, again, this church, the universal basic life, whatever, okay?
Yeah.
They have these kind of like work houses where you can work there, send them off that.
So it sent them off that. So, so it sent them.
Like Scientology.
A little bit that.
So he worked there for like a week
and that cured him.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then he ran for Senate.
Did he win?
I think he,
well, I actually forget now,
but he came pretty close.
Yeah.
And he was in a lot of Mark,
he became very big
in the pro-life movement right there.
Right, okay.
Obviously they're all pro-life.
Sure.
Yeah.
Imagine she,
you know, the wife just finds her like,
you can do what?
Oh, boy, that's an option.
Jim,
Oh, boy, I'm in trouble now.
I'm in the dog house, and that.
Really freaky part of the whole thing is the Universal Basic Life Church.
Yeah.
They have their own military.
Whoa.
They have in the, don't make this sound weird, okay?
But they have their kind of like bases in the woods with guns and they train them how to, just in case.
Like survivalist type of shit.
Yeah, just in case how any of those hip-hop people start kicking off, you know?
Sure.
You know, just to
Or if you get...
I don't know what a little boozy is
but I don't intend to find out.
Just in case they're a black president, you know,
just work, you know, so there's practicing
spinning their guns around and like,
quick draw, quick, you know.
So how big was the church like?
Pretty darn big right there.
A couple thousand, I'd say,
in the training camp alone.
And they'd bring them off these places
and they're very big in the gender norms,
if you can believe that, you know?
Right.
So the sons should start malicious
and the women should clean the kitchen.
It's that kind of vibe right there
Okay
And oh there's a really heartbreaking bit now
Right even I
You know what we have our callous
Kind of cynical
You know like
Speak for yourself
Yeah
I'm an empath
Brian
Okay I'm real like
I can feel people's pain
I'm a real late stage
George Carlin
Like you know
Hey maybe everyone should die
Yeah
Fuck the planet
Woo you know
But there's a bit
They were to talk
One of the daughters
They basically marry her off
To someone
Some guy just shows up
And he's like
I want your daughter
and I'm part of the church
like yeah okay
and the girl's like
I guess I don't really love him
but it's in God's will
and they film the whole wedding
and there's all these little jokes
during it about like
the wedding night
are you guys excited for the wedding night
and Jim Bob comes up to this guy
and he's like
so the wedding night
you know how it works
and he's like
Mr Jim Bob
I think I do
and he's like
well in case need any pointers
and he gives him a VHS
called like the Dugger family
a love guide
a picture of a rose
and they don't actually show the video
I haven't looked up
but apparently just tells you how to satisfy
it it basically says like if your husband wants it
you give it to him
and that's it's a minute long video
it's just
gym bar with his cock
like see this let him
put this wherever he wants
okay
the end
I was kind of hoping to be Jim Bob
doing like an instructional video
He's got two dolls
He's got puppets like
Now this one we call the pile driver
Yeah you like that bitch
You dumb ho
But so then you know it's so crazy
They film the whole wedding
And she's like
I do
And then they have the camera go all the way
To the hotel room
The honeymoon suite
And the guy's like, we'll take you from here and closes the camera,
closes the door on the cameras.
Then it hard cuts to her in 2023, being like, and then I got raped three times.
Wow.
Yeah.
He just raped her three times.
And then she was like, and then, you know,
I followed the video, oh, word for word.
I don't see how I'm the bad guy here.
And then he immediately got her pregnant, okay, like immediately, like, almost impressively.
And whenever the baby cried, he'd.
hit her.
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah.
The baby cries,
she gets a slap.
This guy is just like
changing the game.
It's like when Jordan
dunked,
you know,
from center court.
It's like,
we didn't know you could do this.
Domestic abusers
around the world
are in all of this guy.
Yeah,
he was a bad egg right there.
Yeah.
And it's like,
it's mad.
The baby cries,
he hits the wife
and when the wife
cries he hits the wife
it's a pretty good system
the baby's loving it
the baby's a bit of a stewie
griff
take that vile woman
he's just in a hammock smoking a cigar
so a lot of these girls
have not grown up to have like
healthy relationships
or lives right right some have escaped
like properly escaped and have found like normal
people yeah and then they're kind of like
so you you're an only child
what and you're dead what
Like, your brother wasn't a paedophile?
This is crazy.
So, Josh, by the way, he also got caught.
Remember that website, Ashley Madison?
Yeah, Ashley Madison.
Madison, and the whole thing was like, it's a website for affairs.
Yes.
So the idea was, you go into this website, Ashley Madison.
Yeah.
You put in your details, it's all anonymous.
And it was only for married people.
Okay.
Or people in relationships.
How could you, how do you verify that?
Well, I don't verify.
but that was like the kind of gimmick, okay, right there, yeah.
They were pretty big for a while.
They used to advertise in Howard Stern all the time.
I mean, I remember the scandal, like...
But then they got leaked, that's the thing.
So everyone's information got leaked.
Yeah, and Josh was one of the guys who got leaked.
So it was like, okay, so now, like,
we already know you're a paedophile and you're touching your sister,
but now you're unfaithful.
The sanctity of marriage?
Yeah, yeah.
You can break as many nine-year-old hymonds as you want,
but you shall not break the sacred bond of...
marriage and it's so funny
because it is like I hope
this it's almost like a much darker episode
like righteous gemstones so we'd have to cut
to like by the way
Jim Bob is also doing sermons
during all this okay
so he's like well I guess you guys heard about
my son got a little bit of trouble there
well you know God likes to test
us in strange ways anyway
back to Leviticus you know he just kind of like
deflect
deflect my son's a paedophile
ah you know
these things hate you
nobody's perfect that's why pencils
got erasers you know that's right
that's why pedos got erasers
and the whole time the wife is just
all like well you know my son
he's a bit of a devil but we
still love him yeah and
but by the way they knew about this for years so this
happened like the pedophile stuff
initially happened like 2003
and it wasn't until like 2015 or so
that like actually came out yeah that's when it all kind of came out
yeah but they were making
so again I can't go to jail
uh I think he did eventually yeah
I cannot emphasize enough just how much fucking money they're making.
And, like, you know, it's telling you some of the daughters left.
Yeah.
They're eating money out of food.
They're eating money.
They're eating food out of food banks.
Right.
They got zero money right there.
They're on government cheese.
They're basically, yeah, yeah.
And they keep cutting.
Isn't that ironic?
You ain't got no cheddar.
So you got to eat government cheese.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And your brother is a pedophile, but you're eating cheese.
Think of that.
And then like they keep cutting
It's all this awful stuff about rape and paedophilia
And they keep cutting to like
The actual show itself
And it's so wacky and funny
I love these guys
It's like Jim Bob
They can do no wrong
There's one people to go to Japan
And Jim Bob dressed up like geisha
He's like hey look at me
I'm like a Japanese woman
Hey
Ooh miso dogger
Yeah they're all
Oh ah
Me so sally there fellas
me so sally me a rikey the fly glides
they're all having good times
you know but I was a very
I haven't finished it's a four-part series
on Amazon I watched three episodes
what's it called a shiny happy people
I think it's ironic title there
oh I don't like that
the Dugger family secrets
something like that right and
yeah it's pretty
even in my you know I got a black heart
and I'm twisted
Yeah, do your punk rock to the core
And even I felt a little bit bad
When I heard about, you know
Maybe women
Aren't having it all that great
Oh, the women are really not treated very well
In this cult
I was, yeah, yeah
As opposed to all the other cults
Like you, even, I'm not even joking
All their mats and stuff like that
Is all based around like how many whores
They're gonna go to hell
And stuff like this
Like they have all their textbooks
And their kids, okay, it's all like
You gotta dress right
Because there's things called eye traps
Eye traps
Yeah yeah
So let's say you're wearing like
Something that shows off your shoulders
Alright
A man will look at your shoulders
And then he's gonna rape you
Yeah
But that's your fault
Yes
Right there yeah
Right
And God doesn't like snitches or tattletails
Oh yeah yeah
So don't go to police
And you know your hair
You have to have your hair right
Or else you're going to get molested
Which ironic because they still got molested
Anyway so it's like
Well maybe they just
didn't, you know, follow the principles.
Like, you know, Mr. I told you that Mr. Garrison guy
who was, like, the head of the church.
He's like, literally, like, a little small, like, you know.
He looks a little bit like Benjamin Button, but, you know,
young Benjamin Button, you know, like, hello, hello.
But, like, he talks about, like,
he saw this one girl when she was, like, 13.
He's like, next year you come to work for me.
And then, like, at 14, he's like,
now we're going to go on road trips.
And you can sit on my lap.
and it's like you're driving the car.
We're on a bus.
Shut up.
Oh, it's so weird, man.
It's such a complete different world.
They show their board games
and nothing board games like Monopoly,
but it's all like, you know,
you have been a whore.
You're going to hell.
Yeah, yeah.
The Jews own all the property.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a, it's an awful, awful,
uh, little world.
I mean, all those fucking cults,
they're all the same.
Like, the whole thing is just like,
But sometimes you forget, and sometimes you watch, you're like,
wow, this is really not good.
I know, some redeeming factors, you know.
Even the food doesn't look good.
It's literally, it's like, God wants you to suck by dick and not tell anyone.
That's every cult.
That's usually what it gets to.
It's like, you know, like, even like Waco's,
like I need to take, I take on the burden of sex.
Yeah.
You guys probably sick having sex with your wives, aren't you?
Like, no.
I are, I can tell you're sick of it.
I'll take care of it from now, boys.
Don't worry, fellas.
and trust old Koresh.
You know what's making me laugh, though?
It's one bit where, like,
is you interviewing the neighbours?
Right.
Again, I suppose it's a different world,
different time, but, like, the neighbours that
portrays, like, the good people are like,
we were like, what are those family doing over
there, you know?
And I heard down, I thought,
geez, molesting his own sisters.
That ain't right.
You know, but even that guy, he's like
a nice, fat, jolly guy.
He's like, well, I was 19, I met this little
honey in mine when she was 12,
I said, I need to marry you straight away.
Yeah.
And then like, but I'm hearing the damn, fellas, I found the best girl in town.
She's just turned three years old.
I'm going to make a my bride.
Yeah.
And again, it's still.
Again, they're all these like really big fat, you know, like corn, like, you know, corn loving, like, and I said, honey, please, you know, got me some slack.
And, you know, she was eight at a time, but she could still really give it to me.
I tell you, now I know why they call it the terrible twos, because, oh, we, I was in the dog house every night.
Oh, sleeping on the couch a lot.
We went to couples counseling three times a week.
She still let me smash, though, which was pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah.
I actually recommend it.
It's pretty, very interesting.
A lot of those times, really, like, especially with Netflix, like, they'll have, like, an interesting topic, but it'll be 10 episodes.
Yeah, I know.
This is a nice four-episode thing right there.
Like, that's the thing.
You can do it in three episodes, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know,
bad when you're getting bored of
rape and paedophilia, you know what I mean?
I never get bored.
That is the juice.
Oh shit.
Well, I'll watch the last part
and I'll talk with that, but I think I've got the gist of it.
I'm not going to be like, guess what, James?
It actually turns out, it was all good in the end.
All those whores were lying
and Josh is now the president.
It was just a big misunderstanding
like an episode of Frasier.
He just slipped on his sister.
Yeah.
But I tell you, it is interesting.
I want to watch two episodes, again, like, even just like...
How long are they go for, like, how many years?
Oh, man, I think it literally went for, like, 20 years.
Yeah.
In different incantations, different...
There'd be, like, spin-offs and shit.
So, initially it was, like, a couple of specials.
Yeah.
And it became, like, a series, and kind of stopped for a while they came back.
And all these special...
Every wedding was a special, every bird.
What's John and Kate Plus 8 then?
Well...
Is that anything to do?
Here's the thing.
Yeah.
Again, this is TLC right here.
So, they had this cash cow with 19 kids.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I heard about this couple.
had eight kids
octo ma'am
yeah yeah
and like they're like
oh eight's not too big
I guess she had an octopussy
could yeah
you could say that
well actually she had
two kids
than sex tuplets
so
oh okay
well to be that guy
but check your facts
okay
check your facts
of the show
you haven't seen
you fucking idiot
yeah
so
I thought it was good
octopussy
well you
you believe in yourself
there buddy
right
at least the one else
is gonna
but here's
they're like, it's only eight kids
but the chemistry between
the wife and the dad
are, it's so good
we're going to do it right there. And also
these kids are way cuter. Okay.
Right there. These, the Dugger kids had a little
kind of a look of like, you know, fucking
Texas chainsill about them, you know, right there,
yeah. These ones are really cute
little, you know, big eyes, you know,
like that. Very, very, very, very...
Is it interesting observation you're making?
Tell you, these kids were real
fucking pieces of eyes. Real
fuckable, you know what I mean?
Not like those dougar retars,
like, yeah, I'll face fuck a few of them.
They got the drool going
that I like, but, uh, you know,
you wouldn't bring them home to mom.
You jump into conclusions right now, I'm just saying.
That's what you think.
Those are your words,
your thoughts coming out of my mouth.
That's what's happening right there.
Yeah, well, look, so it's John and Kate,
right? Yeah. Now, John,
he's like us, you know, he's like a bit of a
bit of a parody dude, you know?
He likes his reefers sometimes
He likes a nice cracking open a cold one
And watching TV
Hell yeah, dude
Watching some mad TV
Yeah
Artie, you're the best
Yeah, yeah, he does that
You know, you know
He um
Papa Bruy
Yeah, he has fun
I'll do all that stuff
Okay, okay
But then he meets his girl
Falls in love
Yeah
They have, I think
I think they have two kids
I say they have two kids
And as in twins
Twins or twins
They have twins
Okay yeah
One set
Okay twins
But in American
they're so hell bent on this
like we need more kids and all these
stories where it's like Jim Bob
Jim Bob's working three jobs
he's like how about 10 more children
you know how it costs a hundred grand
you know just to raise a child
and we're both on minimum wage
let's do that 12 more times
so funny so they had two kids
like we should have maybe another one
but they can't get her pregnant
who okay it
yeah John's his shooting blanks
so they do a thing where they you know
artificial insemination, that's in a cave.
Like, hopefully they get one more kid out with
this. They get fucking
six. They get six.
Man, this is a sitcom. And you know, it's
so funny, the insurance provider was like, we're not covering
six, you're done.
In America, the insurance was like, six
is too much. You're taking the piss.
You fucking six little fuckers
crawled out, you fucking muff. You daft
cunt. That's it. You're off the insurance.
You daff bugger.
So they just leave like
It's not my job
It's leave
So now they're screwed
Okay
So they're working
Like
They're both
Trying to work full time
But you've got
Eight children
Now it's hard
Right
Sean has to give up
Smoking Weed
And he can't
Do his improv
Group anymore
You know
But I want my bong
Honey
You're a buzzer
In my life
You've got
He's doing improv's
Like
Guy with eight children
He hates them all
Who suggested that
Oh
me that's a gynecologist the go back in time and shoot the bitch and so a local I think
newspaper writes an article because it's kind of a big deal you know eight children you know
there's no dougar family or no yeah so they're right and it's kind of interesting and then
TLC or look for content trying to recapture the magic of dougar family right right it's like
maybe a year or so after duggers premiered okay so like let's try this and like I said the kind
interaction was so funny, entertaining
because he's such a like, oh,
again, like, oh, honey, I forgot.
Where's my cereal?
And she's like, you didn't buy any cereal,
you idiot.
She's real like, you know.
It's pure according to Jim vibes.
Honey, I'd like if you could stop doing that 19, please.
Honey, is like, maybe you could stop
do playing your video games?
Babe, it's PlayStation 1.
Babe, come on, Crash Bandicoot.
It's awesome.
Spirals.
I got Ratchet and.
clank come on
so and she's always giving them grief
right there and the little kids again
I'm gonna say cute because you're gonna jump on me there
I'm really yeah so
fuck no
so so good
they're so fucking photogenic
but the kids are very just like natural
on camera yeah yeah
where they're like oh and it's almost like they're doing
gym from the office yeah yeah
they're very good like looking
and being like very like one of the bursts in the door
like Kramer you know
is this a fun dynamic right there
Yeah, yeah, they're likable.
And things like, it just feels more real.
Because, like, when you're watching,
the Dugger family, it's, like,
watch some kind of weird Amish shit.
Yeah.
And even, like, like,
like,
militias in the woods and, you know.
And even the Dugger family,
they do dress like they're fucking Amish.
They wear, like,
they're very covered up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They, what you call, bloomer's and all that.
Right, right, right.
This is just, like, you know,
again, like, it's like,
I can't play my PlayStation because the kids are playing.
You know, that kind of stuff right there.
Like, I think young dads could enjoy it
and then mothers can enjoy it as well right there.
Hey, look, we're not the only ones
who are completely fucking miserable
and have had our lives ruined.
These freaks are fucked too.
Yeah, and they love it, and it becomes a huge show.
Do you like three seasons, okay?
Without much incident.
It's just like, and again, they move into a bigger house
to help with the camera stuff right there.
And they keep it at eight, they don't go any bigger.
No, no bigger than that, right?
Good, good.
So, and it seems to just entitled John and Kate plus eight.
It pops.
It pops.
It pops.
And then this gets bigger and bigger slowly, but by the end of season three, I think in season three they renewed their marriage vows and had like a special episode like, you know, the marriage special, right?
Yeah.
But then it really blew up and then like they went from like, you know, they almost surpassed like TV celebrity, just celebrity in general.
Like they were no one all over the world.
They were on like good more, like all of the talk shows.
Sir John, I cat the plus eight.
Yeah, yeah, that's when they go to...
That's a monaon impression, yeah, yeah.
I was kind of thinking, it would it be good now
if, like, there was an episode
where the Dugger family, like, come crashing in?
Oh, yeah.
Kind of like invasion, when WCW invaded W.W.E.
Oh, my God, it's the Dugger family.
Josh, the paedophile is raping.
John.
All eight kids at once, oh, my God.
John wants to play his PlayStation, but Josh is raping him.
but um okay so they become huge
they're on like good more in america
they're on all these big shows like that's when
eight kids came out your pussy i can't believe it oh my god
but that's when kate really embraces a celebrity element right
and she's putting out all these books about motherhood
and she's on the view and all that well as a mother of eight children
i think you know i think you know and it's like all this basic
basic stuff you know i think motherhood is important and they all clap
I think it's the hardest job in the world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then Bill Burr's like,
ah, he's just having an aneurys.
It's like, no, no, he, ah!
You're working at an oil rig.
Ah!
You fucking cut.
That's probably the inspiration right there.
Literally, yeah.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, so she becomes huge and it's all going well,
but in real life, it's hard work.
Especially John does not like this.
He's like, you know, is this.
It was fun.
when they're babies,
now they're kind of
ask,
the kids are asking questions
they're actually starting
to like,
be sentient,
you know?
Oh, yes.
He's like,
this is kind of weird now.
He's like,
like, we got some money.
Yeah.
Let's just cash out now.
Yeah.
And she's like,
no, more seasons,
more and more.
And then she's doing
dancing with the stars
and all that stuff,
okay?
And they actually,
they break up off camera,
but they keep it going.
Oh, what?
So it's all lies right there.
Holy shit.
So by the middle of season four,
let's say,
they're sleeping in separate houses.
but he just shows up in the morning
and they start film he's like
I just woke up beside my wife who I still
love anyway kids what's going on
don't ask any questions kids
what is this this is weird now
he's got a problem with them becoming
people what do you think he's going to have
no no I don't mean that he's like they're talking
to me no I mean
becoming people on camera
he's like they should have like normal childhoods
oh I see right okay that's that
well he wasn't like you know they're like making eye contact
that's what I thought you're
freaks. It wants me to do stuff with it
all the time. It's like, you know, when you throw a stick and a dog
fetches it, it's fun for a while, but again, although
that is true, like, you know, if you're ever like, if you like
do a funny face for like your niece or nephew and they laugh,
they'll just keep, do it again, do it again, it's like, you little
cunt, I'll hit you, I will batter you. You know how hard it is for me.
perform every night
I just want to get high
and play Xbox
So he
So yeah
I didn't mean to imply that
I meant that
He wants to stop the show
He wants to
For the sake of the children
Yeah which is a very
You know
That's what a good parent
Would do
Oh no you're on his side
Aren't you
Yeah
No surprise there
Hey
John just seems like
A pretty cool guy
So they do like a half season
Where it's all fake
It's a fake marriage
Right
But the problem is dead
They recast the kids
It's like,
Hey, what's up, pops?
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, you get this shit?
They do with Carver Tuesday,
Yeah, so the...
Oh, that's like a...
So, the, um, the problem is, okay,
then John gets caught, all right?
With another woman.
Okay.
On a day.
Right.
And they're like, oh, fuck.
So then what happens is then they're all like,
John's a big cheating bastard.
I knew it, men.
Men are bad.
Sheating.
They're all cheats.
I knew it.
And there's a big media press storm
anti-Johnner, right?
He's like the most hated man in America
for a while there.
Josh Duggers, they're like,
John's evil.
John is a beast of a man.
So, but then they have to come up and be like,
listen, we're actually being separated.
Yeah.
Not divorced yet, but we've been separated
for like, you know, a long, long time.
I fucked Regis Philbin.
I can confirm that her pussy was destroyed.
I couldn't believe it was only eight kids
came out that twat.
Oh, my God.
By the way, this Kate woman is one of the original Carins, by the way.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they actually have done her Wikipedia.
She's won the original Carin's.
Interesting.
A lot of Karen memes of the early 2000s from her.
Even the haircut, she's got a Karen haircut.
Yeah, yeah.
And she's very, like, bossy.
She's like, you know, she's...
Come on, Dan Cook.
Give him his flowers.
Yeah, yeah, you're right, yeah.
But even, like, she gives him a shit for, like, braiding too loud and stuff like that, you know.
She's a real...
Yeah, just, no, like, we've all been around those.
I'll say people
but you know
it's never a lad
that does it but you think
what do you mean no
that's wrong
yeah
oh yeah we did
remember when we went to
Galway
we didn't go to Galway
we went to Athlone
oh I'm sorry
you made this whole thing awkward
thanks love
I love that
it wasn't Wednesday
so
what happens
God they're awful
aren't they
every goddamn
one of them
Come on now, James.
There's some good ones, not in this story.
I'm more of having a good time, getting the guy.
Gillis, the dog.
Go watch Shane Gillis is special.
It rocks.
He's very good.
De-program yourself from all this feminist propaganda.
Yeah, yeah.
Stop listening to Pussies like, oh, swear a pair of pansies.
Yeah, listen to me be like, oh, the documentary was sad.
These poor women.
I've been having so hard, James.
Oh, I'm getting an aneurysm, just listen to you.
So what happens next is they have the divorce special.
Oh.
Yeah, it was like, we're here and we're getting divorced on camera.
Incredibly tacky.
Yeah, yeah.
Isn't it?
John's like, well, how about now we don't do this show because we're divorced, you know?
Yeah.
She's like, no, we got to keep doing it.
It's now Kate plus eight.
But they just camera crews film John.
What are you doing now, John?
You scumbag.
Just trying to go to work, please.
So John goes to New York
You have a DJ there.
Yes.
I promise me.
That's amazing.
Yes.
Oh, fuck yes.
That's amazing.
I got to go make it in New York with the B-boy.
He's like, you know, everything you think I could do,
I did.
Yeah.
I went wild.
But I wanted my kids back.
So he stops DJ and goes back to home.
He stops being the most successful,
coolest DJ in the world.
And he tries to get his kids back, okay?
And they have an arrangement where he sees him on the weekends.
Yeah.
He has to visit them in school, by the way.
Oh, like, what's that, like a supervised visits?
It's a supervised thing right there.
Yeah, yeah.
So actually, you know, I'm wrong.
So he sees him on Friday.
And he says, hello, kids.
And they're like, mom says,
your shit DJs like,
shut up
but there's one kid missing
what kind of
was it like
dubstep screlex
I think it was streelax
yeah
but
but
but pop pop pop
but bo
but boh
but
one of the kids
is missing
oh what
and he's like
where's Timmy
yeah
like oh Timmy
we don't see him
anymore
he's like what
where's Timmy
and it turns out
the wife's
how many times
I wonder how many times
you met them
wait
five six
seven
what was the name of the show
Oh, no, where's Timmy?
But he's all stone, dude, see?
It's like home alone.
Kevin!
So he's like, where's Timmy?
It turns out, Timmy got sent to a home
because he was being weird, all right?
Oh.
Yeah.
He's like asking the wife, like, where's my son?
And she's like, I don't have to tell you anything.
Yeah.
So he doesn't know where his son is for like half a year.
That's fucked up.
Then he gets a, I swear to he gets to let her and crayon from his son be like,
please help.
Dad, congratulations on the new track.
It just dropped.
and it's fire
also I'm in a work camp
being molested
please help me
I'm in the Dugger house
yeah so they send
him like this institute
all right
and he's there for like half a year
why what behaviour
he was being too rowdy
okay he's being too rude and loo
he was asking his mom
for food and stuff
apparently he was kind of being like
you know
you know reality TV
is derivative
you know stuff like
he was pretentious
I actually prefer the work of Felini myself
so he had to go to court to get
to find out where his son was
and then he eventually
Why would she not just tell him though
What a cunt
She's a cunt now completely
Yeah
And she again
They're all cuss
Sorry
Be more like a John
guys, all right
But there's kind of
semi happy ending where he got two of the kids back
The two oldest
You know the original twins
he got two of those back
The old ugly fat ones
They're all like Jonathan Littnicki
Now you know
They're only 18 man
What was that
Haley Joel Osmond
Oh my God
He looks like Jerry Garcia
Fucking
So he has two of the kids
Okay
I see dead people
Are you looking in the mirror
You fat con
You're probably having a heart attack
You pig
You uncle
Kill yourself
I wish I looked like
haley joel osman
he's pretty good looking
he's good looking he's successful
he's likable yeah
I'm just projecting
you say women
haley joel osman
haley says like a woman's name
maybe I just hate
not just the man in the mirror
but the woman in the mirror
because I broke into a woman's house
and I'm behind you
so he's
cost to you two the kids
and those two kids are like
mom's a bitch
right but the other
the other six
okay. They're all part of the mothers
gang now and they
they are not allowed talk to them at all
so he hasn't seen his kids, his six
other kids in years. Yeah. Like three years
this stage right there. It's kind of like the
it's like Woody Allen Mia Farrow
like because they like Mia Farrow
by the way freak. She adopted
like massive freak. Like 12
kids or something and again
there's a few of them that are completely
on her side Woody Allen's
a Pido and then a few of them
are like no he didn't actually I mean he has
Bido, but he didn't molest our
daughter, our sister. Yeah, yeah.
It's a complex way.
Either way, Woody Allen is the hero
of the story. Here's the thing, all right?
I think it's very, very easy
to manipulate children and make them believe
anything. And I can prove
that. No, it won't. But, like,
I think he can't make them believe a lot.
Like, obviously, like,
being molested is a big one there, but you can very
easy be like, oh, actually, you don't lie. If I had
a little kid right now, I can very easily make him
think that you're not good.
I can make him dislike you, James.
Yes.
There is that whole thing of like, you know, the false memory syndrome.
Yeah, I think false memories are pretty easy to put in.
But that foundation was actually founded by someone who turns out he was molesting his own kid.
Oh, right.
Yeah, it's like that guy who was like, no, the kids who think they were molested,
they're getting those false memories planted by therapists.
Turns out he molested his own kids.
I was on his side there.
No, hello, let's you see how it all pans out.
No.
But anyway.
Before we go,
I went on
with Danny Masterson
real quick.
You said you're doing
some research into him.
Well,
I read a little bit
letter.
Not into him,
but more so
Ashton Coucher.
Well,
the situation.
Yeah,
the situation.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
So,
okay,
so Danny Masterson,
he was in 70's show.
He's just been
convicted of rape.
He's getting
30 years in prison.
30 years.
Now,
there's a whole big thing
behind it
because I don't know
how it happened,
but that these letters
got leaked,
but like Ashton Cutscher, Mealakunas,
pretty much all the cast of that 70th show
except Tofer Grace
all wrote letters to the judge.
Even Red.
Red and Kitty.
Both of them did too.
No, not Kurt Wood Smith.
That's right.
I got respect for Tofer Great.
He was like, rot in hell, bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
You upstaged me.
It was meant to be my show.
Yeah, I was meant to be the funny, sexy guy.
You're neither of those things, Tofer Grace.
No, I actually like Tofer Grace.
Yeah, yeah.
He's good.
So, yeah, they, like, Ashton, Kutcher and Milakunas, because they're the most high profile ones, people online are really dragging them because for somehow, I don't know how to happen, their letters, the character, testaments, basically, they wrote letters to the judge saying, I know Danny Madison's a rapist, but he's actually a good guy.
He's a cool dude.
He doesn't do drugs.
They said that he doesn't do drugs.
And also, he felt sad after 9-11.
Yeah.
That was a big thing.
Like, after 9-11, he was like, we should do stuff.
something about this. And he raised over
$200.
That he stole
out of the pockets of one of his victims.
But obviously, okay, so Danny Masterson
is a Scientologist.
Giovanni Ribisi,
he's like, there's like this weird
web of like the Giovanni Rubisi's
family and the Masterson
families, like their friends and
a few of them are married to each other.
So it's a weird little Scientology
web. But anyway,
Ashton Coucher, everyone's going
after him for writing a letter of
recommendation because he's the head of this
NGO. This anti-pedo
organization. Yeah, so it's like an
organization called Thorne and their
whole ethos is to stop child
trafficking and human trafficking
and they're developing this facial
recognition software
that they say they're using
to help find victims
and identify
perpetrators and pedos, right?
Really? I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah.
That sounds like in the wrong hands it could make
here's the thing it's there's a lot of links between like on you know the CIA have very much
got their fingers in the Thorne organization so it is being sort of manipulated and used for
nefarious purposes the fact that he is the face of this organization like we're here to stop
child sex trafficking but he's writing a letter defending a rapist you know it's very much it's a bad
it's a bad look then there's also the murder of his girlfriend what you ever hear about this
this is a wild one now right
so he was like around the time
of like I think it was around
2002 a girl he was going out
with was murdered now who's he
now who who's girlfriend
Ashton Cotcher sorry Ashton Cotcher
I thought he meant Danny Masters
No no no so yeah because Masterson you know
he's been convicted of rape he's definitely guilty
but like everyone's kind of
he's in jail now everyone's kind of
focused on an Ashton because they're like
he's just as bad
so Ashton Cutcher's girlfriend
at the time was murdered
by the Hollywood Ripper
who was a serial killer who murdered
five women like in the Hollywood Hills
in the late 90s early 2000s
Does he have any connection to the murder of
Kelsey Grammer's
Is it Kelsey Grammer connection there?
I'm not sure
I'll talk about that
I'll look that up there on
but you keep going
So Ashton Coucher was meant to
take her out on a date
He went to her house, knocked at the door
said there was no answer
She had been murdered
the guy stabbed her 47 times
so he didn't go to the police initially
and one of Danny Masterson's accusers
is claiming that he intentionally
didn't call the police he called Danny Masterson
and Danny told him don't go to the cops
your fingerprints are on the door
it'll be a bad luck for you
they'll be a bad thing for your career
so now there's kind of speculation that he
magic and career voice on Danny Masters
yeah well at the time they were as big as each other
yeah on the hit show
Danny Mastern had a few movie roles
as well he was in Face Off
I know yeah he's a great man
but anyway
so yeah and there's a lot of
and then there's videos of him like
talking about how sexy Hillary Duff
is even though she was 15
and he was 25
so there's a lot of stuff a lot of people are really going
after Ashton Coucher now saying he's
a hypocrite and all this stuff so
I was this thing he's talked there to correct myself
the Kelsey Grammar thing
I think his girlfriend got eaten by shark
Right.
That was it.
I got confused right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So,
I don't think...
The Hollywood shark.
Asked the coach
is pressing doorbells
as a shark in the house.
It was just an episode of punt
that went way wrong.
Yeah, so there's a lot of...
But yeah, look into that organisation,
Thorne, there's definitely some...
That facial stuff sounds very dodgy to me.
And there's like people
like involved in the CIA
or like on the board of directors.
There's definitely, you know,
Well, they have been trying facial stuff before, and isn't a lot of it just, like, just makes it easier to be racist?
Well, that's the thing.
Yeah.
Like, there was that story of, like, it, I, you know, they used this facial recognition software, and it was very much, like, just anyone that's black is, like, guilty.
They, like, point out, like, Don Sheel, like, Saddam Hussein.
It's O.J. Simpson.
He's wearing acid toners.
Actually, another thing about Masterson is his wife.
Yes.
So his wife is, I think, I figure her name, I think her name is Boji Wooji or something like that.
It's buggy-woge or something like that.
It's spelled weird, but I think it's pronounced Bo.
Bo, okay.
Like Bo-Phillips.
Okay, so Bo, right.
Yeah.
Her dad is also a alleged rapist, the Mamas and the Pappas.
Mamas and Pappas.
Yeah.
And again, so it's funny because, like, her sister's like, my dad raped me.
Yeah.
And she's like, no, he didn't.
And now she's like, my husband and rape beat.
She's like a real double-time rape apologist.
I tell you, yeah.
And she's like...
That's going to be awkward Thanksgiving.
All the leaves are brown, all the leaves are brown.
All the criminals are brown.
All the criminals are brown.
Because the software says...
Do you know that song? It's a good tune.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, that's the thing.
Like, go and look at...
So they're Scientologists as well.
There's this weird interconnected web of Scientology.
And like, you know, like, so the master.
and the Ribisi family
and it's, yeah, it's an interesting
rabbit hole. Who else in the
Ribisi family? So like, obviously
Giovanni Rubisi is the most famous
but his sister is an actor
and like a brother who's like a musician
and, you know, but they're
married to famous people like you
they're not household names, but
they're, you know. It's a very small
incestuous little pool. Yes.
And it's going to get... It's a big club.
You ain't in it. It's going to get more
because you know like Nepo babies and all that.
That's become more and more popular right now
Yes
Even like, it's actually getting insane
It's
Oh hashtag nepotopetos
He's only a paedophile
Because his dad's a paedophile
He didn't work hard to be a paedophile
Like someone was
I've been out in the streets
Rapid Children 9 to 5
But it's actually getting harder and harder
It's like I look up like a new movie or anything
I look up like director and the actors involved
It's getting harder and harder
find one that is just like born in a council estate
And it was like it's like
John Boyer
Diego. He was the last one.
Literally the last one. That's it. We can never
let this happen again. It's all like, you know,
fucking, it's always
like, her name is
Jenny Redford. Like, Robert
Redford? I'll correct you. And it's something
they go, it's Stacy
Pacino. Don't
click on that link. And Johnny Spielberg.
You know, I remember I was in
acting school. I was like, I got to do this. This is
my passion. Yeah. Yeah.
She's Steven Spielberg. One of his daughters
is an ony fans, I think.
Whoa, hello.
I think I, I was going to look her up there now.
Raiders of the Lost Arse.
Temple of Poon.
Dirty whore.
Indiana Jones and the temple of...
Joanie, Johnia, your daughter's spreading up
is she an or only fan.
I know, Dad.
Stop saying it up loud.
Johnia, did you see John Boyeager?
I don't trust him.
We're over an hour there.
I might finish the little things.
I'll talk about next week.
Terrible film.
It is awful.
It's awful.
You know what?
That's directed by a guy who isn't a nepo baby.
Yeah.
And now I'm kind of like, do I this?
There you go.
We're showing you that.
Lesson learned.
One spittin twice, Peter.
It's not a good movie at all.
I'll watch that and some other movies.
I'll maybe watch any good rapists I could look into?
Or pedophiles.
How long you got, brother.
Maybe next week I'll look up like an arsonist or something.
It's a little bit different, you know.
I think we went a little bit too heavy on, well, you did anyway.
I was trying to be respectful, but you kind of had a bit too much fun day or I think.
Sorry, yeah, I forgot, yeah.
But don't worry, I'm going to be a teacher soon, so it's going to be fine.
Yeah, that's right.
This guy, going to be around kids, and there ain't a darn thing you can do about it.
That's your taxpayer money's going.
Anyway, let's end it there.
