Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 207 : Batman on SSRI's

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

Investigative journalism is rad.

No, that was my subconscious. Yeah, I was overdosing on caffeine, so you can probably sue Nescafay, I imagine. I think I'm just going to drink iron brew all the time now. Yeah. Iron brew is lovely. It's a good call. What does it taste like? Like dreams.

Yeah. And shit, to be honest, yeah, yeah. It's like working class heroes right here. That's the blood. You know, adrenachrome, that's, you know, all of the retarded children who's blood, they don't want to drink. They melt it down in a bottle. of iron brew. So that's what you're drinking. The shit that

Hillary Clinton doesn't want. But look, so this episode, right, we got a lot to talk about. Now, we have fun things to talk about, but I think I'm going to give your vegetables early. So we can talk about black movies. I know you like black movies, all right?

Yeah, yes, you do. Yes, I do. So we can talk about, you know, the movies that I like now, but you live by these movies, you know, like dead presidents. Yeah. Like, I remember when you first met, you're like, I am dead presidents. I didn't know what that meant right there.

I am belly. I am menace of society. I am kids in the hood, but the kids is spelled wrong, Brian. It's boys in the hood. Oh, right. Yeah. I'm thinking kids. Kids in my bed.

That's the one I'm thinking of. And the kids is spelled wrong. That was my biggest crime, the spelling. I also listened to a new podcast called Uncanceled History. Oh. you know the way you know the way you read your history books yeah they've been corrupted by the woke agenda

oh I see yeah yeah back in 2002 in County Monaghan the woke agenda so all the history books about slavery in County Monaghan yeah yeah yeah walk oh lordy lord ain't no slaves around here sir and we talk about some of stuff but first of all I want to talk about a new segment called

Batman Minute Batman Minute It doesn't quite roll off the tongue. What about Batman banter? Oh shit. We're going to cut that out now. I got a new segment called Batman Battyman banter. Alan Gar Battyman.

Hey, that works on a couple of levels, people. Come on. So I'm going to fill you in these Batman developments every week. Has an actor said to a bishop? No, he didn't. Why would he say that, you fool? Bishops don't read comic books They're victims, too

I've been reading some Batman comics lately I like to dip my toe in the waters and see what Batman's up to these days So there's a lot been going on recently So you know Batman, you're the basic story of Batman Parents got shot When he was after watching the mask of Zorro In some adaptations it's different

It's almost like a play or whatever like that Okay They got shot in Crime Alley Crime Alley, bit on the nose. It is a bit right there. By Antonio Banderas. Oh, the irony. Yeah.

That's like Batman hates Mexicans. Doesn't Anthony Hopkins play his dad? Yeah, yeah. Don't question it, do you? Did he do a bit of, do you put on a bit of a... It's funny idea that they're walking out of cinema and like Marta Wayne's like, what was up with that right there? Oh, there's a nice man with a gun.

I ate her with some pinto beans in a nice surveillance. face up it's got mad TV sketch right there yeah yeah still shit Gary is it that's fine

that's fine hey keeps me on my toes on the edge where I gotta be there's a little trick I do where I always kind of poke James a little bit

I'm gonna record James by the way someone said your black voice isn't black enough and then away we go oh yeah

kind of you know a supermoder like you look you look beautiful but I know some of the girls say you look a bit fax, so I'm not saying you should become anorexic, but And then I just scoff

chips that you bought for yourself. Give them to me! I'm anorexic! So the point is, Batman's parents got shot. Right. He decided to dedicate his life to fighting crime and saving Gotham City

from the buggers and the scum and the foreigner, well, let me have a foreigner, there's the people who he hates. and just the poor in general you know disgusting people and he's been going it's been going well you know he's made some friends along the way

young Robin yeah Dick Grayson Dick Grayson Dick Grayson became Nightwing he got a new Robin Did he get killed? No he became Nightwing Got a new Robin who got killed Jason Todd

Oh Jason Todd And then Jason Todd came back to life Oh Through the Lazarus Pit Oh yeah okay See here's the thing And that's the problem With all these new movies now as well

It's like nobody ever dies. You can kill them off and bring them back as many times as you want. Oh. It's almost like I'm going to waste in my life reading these stories. I'm like, Batman's going to die. You're going to call you up sometimes. Like, oh no. I'm afraid to

turn the page. Oh no. Is this the end of Bruce Wade? He's tied him up to a big novelty bomb. He's even had time to paint a picture of his own face on the bomb. But it's

menacing There's no joke here but hey he's he's about to tell a joke and you don't want to be around for the punchline baby but

recently some crazy stuff has happened so he proposed to catwoman uh with Bruce Wayne yeah what's her real name Selena Kyle Selena Kyle and she said yes man who played her in the most recent one

Zoe Kravitz Nice. Oh, nice. Very nice. If you go online and look up Zoe Kravitz nude. Did you see a picture of her dad's dick? That's not what I came for, but, hey, you know. It is elsewhere the works in a mysterious way.

One man's trash is another man's half gay, half black, half Jew penis. Hello, nurse. Oh, table for one, please. All you can eat, you say, oh boy. What's the weird look to be your dad's cock online? Yeah. What's that like? You know what?

That just shows your age because nowadays it's probably weirder to not see your dad's cock online. All the kids' parents, their dads are on only fans, fisting themselves. They go to the Tescoes, they buy a big lump of black pudding. They take it out of the wrapper to shove it up their ass on Onlyfans. And then they serve the black pudding to the kids for, dinner. Yeah, so it's back in the day, it was like, oh, my son, my dad's in a bend, and he plays in the local bar on Saturday.

Yes. He's like, dad rock, you know. And now, dad's in a bend. You also, like you said, fucking has a dildo attached to the shower, and he films the stuff. Anyway, so, it was so exciting. He proposed, you know, Batman, he always says, guard up, like me, you know? Yeah.

Dark and mysterious and a little dangerous, but with a hard. of gold. But finally, he took the plunge. He got down on one knee, and he said, Celina, Kyle, make me the happiest Batman in the world. And she said, yes, James, okay? Happy endings, baby? Well, that's what I taught, okay? But guess what?

There's always a next issue. Don't forget. It's like EastEnders, you know? They're never, they never just go like, the end. They've got to keep going. Got to keep this monstrous train going. Yes. So, next issue they're getting ready for the wedding and the next issue of more getting ready and all these

they're having fun they go they have a bachelor party in Superman's there oh really yeah that's too oh my shit dude I killed her oh man you gotta help me bury the body can't you just like fly into the sun or something like oh no I've been I'm way too wasted to fly man

I'm on peyote right now dude you gotta help me I got DUI Albert gave you some shit and I think was laced man I'm freaking out oh someone can't handle this shit sir hey we're having fun here so it's all leading up to the big wedding

where'd they go over the bachelor party Vegas the hangover? No actually I think it was just some fun fair Oh yeah that's way more disturbing and weird And also I think I remember correctly and they had a bit of fun where I think Batman

No Bruce dressed up like Superman and Clark dressed up like Batman and then the girlfriends were there be like, that's so hilarious and I'm like, Batman's like, this is so embarrassing. Yeah, but you know, you gotta keep the woman happy, you know?

Yeah. Wait, who's Superman's bird? Lois Lane. Of course. Yeah, she's still... Oh, what a buffoon I am. Dork. Gay!

So, anyway, also kind of weird no one else showed up. Oh, my God. It was just Super. And Superman's like, it's pity Kind of like, you know If I don't do it He might, you know

Going to the back cave Yeah, yeah So that's a big wedding, okay? And guess what? They decide to get married In the costumes Hmm Because that's how they met, you know?

So Batman shows Cheap skates Yeah Batman shows the altar Okay, he's like Catwoman Yeah She's not there

She couldn't hack it Okay She couldn't handle the pressure She was like I'm sorry Bruce And she ran away Right Yeah, yeah. Very sound. But you know what else turns out? Bain's watching the whole thing.

Okay. And he's like, oh. He's weak now because he's sad. Ah, yes, he's listening to Dashboard Confessional and cutting himself. So Bain decides it's time to take over Gotham. Hell yeah, dude. So he teams up with the Riddler and the penguin. Wait, has they just like over the years slowly just morphed Bain to look more? more and more like Joe Rogan.

No, that'd be quite funny. Bain's got a podcast. Have you tried DMT, my good man? So, Bain and the Riddler and the Peng, all the cool cats, you know, Mr. I didn't call Mr. Freezer. What, an idiot. I am. Mr. Freeze. Professor Pig, he's a new one.

Oh. Have you heard of Professor Pig? I don't like, sounds like a diversity hire. He's not as popular as, you know, scare. He's not as a Professor Pigment? that's probably a little close to the line there I don't know what that means Diversely higher pigment skin

Oh sorry I'm too I'm being racist Oh sorry I was like that's not in the comic books I was trying to be racist on your level Well now Two cerebral Yeah it's like ducking lasers here do Yeah

So he decides to try and take over Gotham And he actually puts Batman in a mental institute Archim asylum He locks Batman Arkham asylum So Batman is not now in Arkham your melancho

What a bunch of loonies Yeah, okay You know what happens next A big shocking twist All right They kill Alfred Who does Bain

And the gang Bain sneaks into the mansion And Alfred's like Oh bot man Are they like Dressed like the clockwork Orange boys No that'd be quite

Just bend Alfred over Singing in the rain I'm singing in the rain You know the way Like an owl Can turn his head all around Yeah They turn Alfred's head all around

Really Well it turns out Yeah yeah yeah Also, I forgot to mention Alfred also lost his hand earlier He got his hand cut off by the Joker In the unrelated storyline So they've been really building up

To this like breaking Batman down Alright, right, right, right So Batman breaks of Arkham Asylum He defeats Um, Bain And he hooks up with Catwoman again They're not going to get married around the dad But they still fuck.

Yeah, they still fuck, all right? She's married a Saudi But they still fuck on the slide Yeah, Batman's not happy with it Because he's like, was he bigger than me? but guess what Bain's last revenge he defeats Bain

but guess what Bain gave all Batman's money to charity So now Batman's broke How did he get Batman's money? I don't know Crypto? I think he's probably Just took his card

Oh no I don't know why he did you okay Yeah Byness he's stuck Now Batman's broke He's living in like a house Just a regular flat like Seinfeld You know He's just living in a house

Oh right Like he's all deal with like the neighbors and all that He still got his Batmobile and all that Which I don't really understand The Flash pops in like Whoa Bruce You can say the N-word's so fast

But it's getting worse now So now Batman has developed Disassositive Identity Disorder Oh God So now there's an evil Batman in his head Just like you're useless You're fat It's smelly

No I'm not And this evil Batman Sometimes he becomes evil Batman and he like he dresses in purple and like you know kind of beats up homeless people and all yeah

I'm not even joking How's that any different to what Batman actually does Just different costume really And uh In let's see So it's like a full bat suit But it's purple

Yeah yeah And yellow as well yeah I know it's all wacky And now Batman's not doing too well But the big thing now So Catwoman Has stopped fucking him now Oh

She's like Ah you're too smelly You're spastic, you're broke, you just got out of the loony bin And now you're dressing like a pride parade I'm not into it Yeah, but Catwoman now has decided to unionise the criminals So, you know the way criminals in Gotham They're all wild and they're doing shit

And the people hurt, okay? She's decided to unionize the criminals So now they have a union and they only steal from the rich Oh Right there, they don't steal from the poor Eat the rich Yeah, exactly And Catwoman's like, this is a great compromise

So the criminal is something to do So Mr. Freeze isn't just hanging around his house But he's just stealing from the very world He's not stealing from a mom and pop business Right, okay But Batman's like, no, it's still crime Yeah But now Robin and all that

Robin and Batwoman and Batgirl and all that Oh Now they're on Catwoman's side Are they? Yeah, they're like, this is pretty sweet Wow Yeah And now Batman's on his own

He's broken, he's mental And he's just wandering the streets With a plastic bag filled with a old cabbages. Where's Alfred? He needs to cook my cabbage soup. What's going on? Yeah. So, I'd love to season the new Robert

Pattinson Batman movie. I wanted this to be cool adaptation right there. So that's all what's happening. So far as all is happening. Okay. Batman ain't doing too well right now. You're very excited. Yeah, it was good because, you know, sometimes, you know, if you're like, well, if Batman get through the sucking eyes.

Maybe the, uh, the chickens are coming home to roost, are they? Is there an Evil Brian in your head. What does he tell you to do? I'm just thinking purple. I have that Lakers hoodie, I suppose. Yeah, like, ooh, Brian! Go on Reddit more.

I'm like, oh, evil Brian is back. Oh, no, this beast has I have succumbed to the temptations. So that was fun right there. And also, the New Robbins Gay or Bisexual, that's it. So that's probably what caused all the mental illness. I don't you joking, lad, yeah, yeah No, no jokes, pure serious So anything you want to talk about

I thought, if you want to move on We're talking about on the Patreon The dispatches Russell Brand episode Yes And I thought it'd be interesting to look up Some notable episodes of dispatches And then maybe prime time The kind of like the RT, the Irish

Kind of version of it right there But anything you want to talk about before we go into that? Any crack? No, no, nothing at all. Good, so I can go back to talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I was a bit let down by this,

I'd be honest with you, because, like, in dispatches, I thought to have a big list of, like, real cool episodes. Yes. It's not a long list on Wikipedia, and it's all kind of basic stuff. I'm going to get better stuff, don't worry.

I'm not like, there's not here, so... Good, though, is it? Yeah, see any good movies lately? Yeah. So the first one was like It was about like you know Young Nazis in Britain Oh like skinheads

Yeah it's like oh it turns out these Nazis like Hitler Yeah I was undercover for six months To discover what they like What year are we talking? 2002 Oh shit So right after 9-11

Yeah It probably went uptaking that right there Yeah And then did the episode I think they'd probably defeat all the Nazis After that And then the next one was called MMR

What They didn't tell you It's all about the vaccine Oh Oh, hello. In 2004, the MMR vaccine. It's about this guy called Andrew Wakefield. Okay. And he said the vaccine gives you autism.

Oh, he's the guy. He's the OG right there. Holy shit. And then this documentary's like, actually he left out a lot of stuff. All right. And he actually like, you know... It's not just autism, it's other shit. Yeah, it also turns out of brine basically right there, yeah.

So they're saying like he's a doofist basically. Yeah. Well, you know, the whole, the anti-vaxion. movement you know even before COVID everyone always just dismissed that as pure nonsense and Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are just goofballs

well the next one was called undercover mosque oh Jesus I think it adds a kebab out to one of the ocean it's like undercover boss but like a little bit more intense right here yeah undercover mosque is all about this like guy like snuck into a mosque

like it's fucking weird here What the fuck's going on? Isn't that what Hassan Manas said that like somebody infiltrated his mosque? Said like the FBI went undercover into his mosque or something? Can you explain?

Have you read up much about the Hassan Manash? I haven't at all. I don't really want to, because I've read a bit about it but I actually don't want to watch any of his stand up. No. I think the thing is he was lying and saying like people send him Antrax

and I mean that one in particular he said that somebody like sent him anthrax and that his daughter opened the envelope No, in his defense actually, I think it's more like he got an envelope and he taught it was Antrax

and he called the FBI and it was a funny story apparently where it turned out it was like, you know, you probably make up yours it's, you know, soap or something like that but the big one I thought it was pretty funny I was like actually I like this guy now

is he asked a girl out in the day okay and she said no right and then he was like it's because I'm Indian aren't I or whatever he is I think he's Indian yeah Pakistani I think it's because I'm brown aren't I

And then in his show he showed a picture of the girl And was like, this bitch right here And like her name And then she's like, but I got Indian husbands And he's like, yeah, yeah You probably Little too late Yeah, you're probably just doing that

To mug me off, are you? So I don't know, I don't like I'm acting like comedians don't make up tall tales Yeah, but it's the fact that you know He made up, you know Like there's, you know Making up tall tales of like Oh, this girl wouldn't date me

That's one thing. It was like, yeah, the FBI infiltrated my mosque and I'm being terrorized by Nat. Because I was too good on the daily show. Yeah, exactly. Well, you know, it's funny as well, like, because it's kind of like

both ends the spectrum. So people are like, Russell Brand is innocent, then like, Hassan Massage, this is the last straw right here. Yeah. It's kind of shows who you hate. I hate both of them.

So there's no winning for me right there. But it's only because you hate yourself so much, isn't it? Oh, shit, because I'm brown. Yeah. But I'm, but I'm, Brown. But like, I think

that the different is, no, I need to watch the special to find out, but I think if you make up tall tales for jokes, that's okay. When you make up, you like, look at me!

And for attention, then it becomes sad. Yeah. And that's the thing that really did. He catapulted himself to fame with the whole, like, oh, Trump and racism and now everyone's after me

because I'm, you know, the good-looking Indian guy or whatever. You know, it's funny as well, the next one is called Undercover Mosque to Return. back with the bang Channel 4 couldn't get enough for like I still know what's fucking going on there

there was now pictures of Jesus It was mental Back in the mosque Back at it boys Next one They loved their undercovers Undercover teacher Ooh

Yeah there's a guy Pretend to be a teacher This seems a bit weird Look how easy it is for me To have sex with the students Ohie Sally Get up here now Nosh me off

Oh, I don't want to. I'm a teacher, Sally. Don't make me write a note in your journal to your parents. Look at that. Look how easy it is for a dirty nonce to infiltrate a school. Something needs to be done about. Oh, don't buy it, love, come on. Was that the...

No? No, I was. I think it was just like schools were smelly. There's a lot more fat. children nowadays. No, I think I watch it a bit, like, you know, oh, that wall's got a bit of water damage on it, and

the council won't do nout. Oh, it's disgusting right there. Right, right. Next one was called Ryanair caught napping. Caught napping. These are not good ones. Again, these is like, oh, morale

and Ryanair is low. Yeah. But isn't it like cheap dog shit flights for pavos who don't deserve the wonders of air travel? Like us, basically. exactly. Yeah, I'm not exactly on the... I don't deserve to be in the sky. The only time I should be in the sky is when

I'm jumping off a building. People like me don't deserve to soar across the Atlantic Ocean unless I'm being fired out of a cannon. I'm dog shit. Here's things, people with like notions or I fucking Mrs. Bouquets out there,

right? We're dog shit. Like, if I'm on a plane I want to be treated like cattle. I want to smell like shit and be polk with a prod and then milk me. That's what I want right there, you know. They just come around with that food tray and it's just pedigree chub and cans of piss

and I have to pay 12 quid for it, you know? For my own piss. I have to pay for my own piss. The next last one I just talk about it's called Inside Britain's Israel Lobby. Israel Lobby?

Yeah. Oh, what's that now? That's a bit spicy. I'm too afraid to even read it right here. Yeah. Just going to go into like you know, the country of Israel, kind of like their relationship with the British government. I mean, yeah, because... Watch be careful.

Well, let's say hypothetically there's a family who are very big in both British aristocracy and the state of Israel. And let's call them the moth childs. These moths... The mothed child sounds scary.

The moth people. The moth childs. Yeah. I just basically said that, like, you know, a lot of money goes into Israel and stuff like that. Yeah, and there's a lot of in between like the British royal family and Israel. And also it's the whole thing like Israel have like, I heard a rumor one time. Israel like, you know, killed a Palestinian guy once. And like, you know, they kind of looked into that right there. Yeah.

And inconclusive evidence. Well, you know, they saw Diana smooch in a Muslim and they killed her. So I'd believe it. So I'm going to go on to the next BBC Panorama. Okay. Right there, yeah, and we'll see what this. So again, this is like the, these shows are still going, thankfully, and the whole thing is like, oh, we investigate the uninvestigatable.

Yeah. Even, like, it was funny, we dispatch of the Russell Brand thing. It's like, we're interviewed Channel 4 to find out what happened, and Channel 4 won't get back to us. Yeah. That's just them walking down the hallway and be like, hello, there's knocking on the door like. Gary, Gary, did you know that rug on there? he were touching little kiddies or something, Gary.

I know you can hear me, Gary. You're not on the phone, you're lying. The office, like, it's kind of see true. You see the guy, like, hiding under the desk, kind of, like, shredding documents about Russell Brand's Ponderland. Just burning box sets of Ponderland and Brand X. By the way, not to shame you, but didn't you say you have Ponderland on DVD

and you watch every evening? Yeah, I don't feel ashamed at all. No, I got it in a charity shop when I was like 17. This will teach me how to get ladies. I'm pretty sure the DVDs were scratched and didn't work. So, you know, I'm just as much of a victim as... Also, just to, not to sound callous here, but you know the way Russell Brand was Shagger of the Year?

Three years in a row. Yeah, surely, like, shagger at a year, you can't include rapes in there. So if you are raping people, that should kind of disqualify you for the awards. Now, I know this isn't the biggest issue at the moment, but it's an issue. I mean, it definitely should be on the docket at some point. Like, if an athlete gets caught doping. Yeah. And raping and doping, they both end with I-N-G.

And they're both sick. They are. Read that back to me, Your Honor. I wouldn't change a word. You'll not get me. That's bad. It is bad. What are you talking about?

So this is a bit more fun right here, okay? This is a BBC panorama. So you've been around a lot longer. So this is going out. In 1955, they made a film called Mescalin, question mark.

Sir, the answer is yes, yes, please. I just talked to this guy called Christopher Mayhew. Okay. I was like, so mescaline. And he crack? He's like, yes, it is, yeah.

and would I be right in saying that where to I am just as mescaline I'd be off my noggin like a bloody boffin you'd be oh you'd be happy as a pig in shit and a puffing in muck, am I right? And they actually filmed them doing mescaline

all right? Sweet dude. And they never aired a documentary Oh what? In 55 they're like, this could destroy Britain because people would be having so much of a wacky good time you know, we wouldn't be able to vote conservative Wow. Mesculine, that's like

a drive from cactus, isn't it? It's like a lucidium cactus. Interesting. Well, we know more about it. The BBC had balls. But the Queen was like, no, only masculine for me. Yeah.

Next up, it's a very famous one. Have you heard about the spaghetti tree? Spaghetti tree? Yeah. Sounds like somebody was dipping into the mescaline for this. Spaghetti tree. This is a kind of famous one.

So BBC on April Fool's again, fucking you're paying money for this and they're having crack, all right? So wait, you won't teach me a mesquim, we're going to have fun here. Spaghetti tree. They showed a documentary about spaghetti trees.

Okay. So they're like, oh, this is how to get spaghetti. It's like a mockumentary thing? Yeah, but didn't tell anyone was mockumentary. Wow. And next they're like, oh, we got you. Ha-ha. Now pay your TV license, you pleb.

While they're still like, the rubble is still smoldering from the blitz. you bloody twatch thought there was a spaghetti tree you fools that's amazing now we jump ahead in 1995 the year I was born and this is probably the most famous one

the Diana interview with Martin Bashir Martin Bashir had some bangers Bashir man you have Diana and Michael Jackson you're done who owner who else basically Michael Jackson dry humping a child on camera

And Martin Bashir's like, And you think it's okay, do you, Michael? Well, I just think, if your face looks like that, your voice shouldn't sound like that. Well, I can say the same thing about you. Yeah, boy. Well, Martin Bashir, he should be back, you know.

It's like, he had all the big names. Diana, Robbie Coltrane, you know, all the stars are out right there, yeah. Do you, have you watched this interview? It was basically, he's like, are you happy? And she was like, no. had she divorced him

I think she talked about the affairs and all right right yeah so yeah it's post-divorce and it's just like it was very it was just ever so trite you know just you know it had a lot more dignity to it than the Oprah interview didn't it yeah it was like why you silenced

yeah it was all that like this was like again it was like such the royal family were still kind of godlike back then so I'm gonna peek behind the curtain like even just the idea of like wait there are people like people somebody probably think like they probably

never have arguments they walk around in their glory and they probably don't even shit like we do they kind of just air comes out of them you know like they're like a little perfume yeah just higher beings and to bring it's like they were Diane interview and other lots more things

okay uh yeah brought them down to human level the public were fascinated by this and Bashir made some mint yeah man fucking right he did next up you're gonna love this now OMA bombing Ah, here they are

Who bombed Who bombed OMA question marks? Love their question marks Yeah Mesculin and O'Durne Oma bombing Yeah Oh me, oh my

Oh my What happened And in this they actually were like You know They were like Kind of like Like what we sometimes say It was like they let it happen

Oh the Brits did Yeah they're like And there was a lot of that though The sort of collude like you know I don't think we're talking about it on this But there was a five-part documentary Just from PBS called Once Upon a Time in Northern Ireland I haven't talked with this

I want to hear about this It's good, it's a well-made documentary People are talking about this on the streets Yeah The streets is talking dog Yeah, the streets was there And so, you know They have great use of like you know

Stock footage and like it's edited well And there are like sit down interviews with ex-I-R-A, ex-U-D-A, ex-British soldiers, victims. And then they get them all together at the end. Yeah, they do a big sing and dance, yeah. Like the Muppets. Oh, we're going to start the music,

and we're going to like the lach. We're going to kill some brothers' tins on the Muppet show tonight. Ah, I need to tell you something. Miss Piggie, uh. I can't remember. really do the Kermit. Oh wow. You're great.

You're great. Yeah. Because literally, I'm just like, what's a Muppet? I said Muppet. I said Muppets. I was like, who's a Muppet? It was a growing frog, wasn't it?

Yeah. Some frog, some rat or some shit. Um, I would like to say that I have never been involved in the IRA. I'm a political leader. Anyway. Uh, Miss Piggy would be Ian Paisley,

you suppose. I got over here, Kermit. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know enough about British politics or the Muppet show

to make this bit work. I'm out of my element here. But it's a good documentary. What's put a time of Northern Ireland? You're all right? What the mic to your mouse so they can hear you laugh. Yeah.

Yeah. Go for it. Okay. So you were talking about I've never seen you like this. I don't like it. I had the moment, I think his brain just cracked there.

It's unnerving. Yeah. So you're talking about collusion, the old Obama and in, like there's one particular incident where Catholics were like murdered, they were in a betting shop and like a just gunmen came in and opened fire.

Yeah. And there's a lot of evidence pointing to that the British, you know, you know, the Brits, the army, they are whatever is there the RUC RUC yeah RU C yeah yeah

RU CIRC They knew about it They knew it was gonna happen And they let it happen Or even the most basic thing It's just like You know the IRA would call ahead Yes

They'd be like Oh yeah We'll get to that And just put it up like Let's all go for lunch right now Yeah Let's see what happens Right

Right Just let things happen Like you said Yeah Yeah So the OMA I mean Who was it

Did they ever find out Who was like They had some ideas The real IRA Was it? The real IRA was it? Real IRA is what they, some people say right there. Again, this is more like

the question people, because it is BBC and it was like, you know, the 1980s. They were still a little bit like, you know, not have to be like, oh, 90s. Omar Bauman was 98, I think. Oh, it's funny, it's from the 70s. Oma, Bomah, yeah, your name. The next one, and this is kind of cool. Like, they're headed her time down.

In 1987, they had Scientology question mark. Wow, okay. Yeah, and it's like literally them being like, you know, And they literally mentioned Zinu and all that Really? Yeah, back then they had a guy go in and be like So South Park didn't break the story first?

I was shocked as you I was like, but Tom Cruise in the closet, you know? It's Paxman's in the closet. Yeah, and they actually had an animated retelling of the Zinu thing. They did animated, man. Man, South Park ripping off Panorama. Yeah, that's quite a strange thing rip off, you know?

But yeah. That's cool. Scientology Like when did they start Infiltrated Hollywood Because they're You know They say that the church is losing power

They're definitely losing numbers But they're not losing influence They still have a lot of celebrities In their pocket You know Yeah I I'm not sure Was Travolta the first

Big one The big fish Actually you've probably got a few fucking random cuns From like Hill Street Blues You know whatever Sippowitz Yeah but like

I think Trevolta was first one He was like I'm a scientist thought, you know, like, yeah, but then Cruz is the big guy. 100% but he's like still so devout, whereas a lot of them there's a lot of them that say, oh

we're not Scientologists anymore, but I think it's a lot like the Mafia or the CIA like once you're in, you're in for life and, you know. I think Scientology they've got like, you know, we have these guys here that are like, you know, lead by example like Tom could be like, hey Tom Cruise looks happy.

Yeah, I heard he's into that thing. Let me check it out. And these other people are like, just keep on the DL, but when you actually make real friends of people, don't be online, but if you go, like, you know, you see like a guy, a friend of yours, he's like, down with luck, you know, hey, I don't normally tell people this, right, but I'm actually, you know,

you want to, you know, and then, like, get them, like, get them like that kind of, I have a podcast. Yeah, it'll change your life. I do Muppet voices. Well, I, you know, is that? Yeah, I'm no suspect farland. Yeah, so it's

Yeah, but like, it's this interesting fact It was like in the 80s I didn't realize The Scientology documentaries It's a good one I found a Louis Theroux A bit too much about Louis Theroux

Yeah, yeah Going clear was the Alex Gibney That was a good one right there That was the one I liked to moment Now, in 2002 Panorama made four documentaries about an antidepressant called Serotax

Serotax Yeah, I'm gonna see Because I'm bad at pronouncing things. That's what it's called out there, yeah. Yeah, the secrets of... Oh, Syroxat. Oh, right, I was way off. Syroxat.

Seroxat. Yeah. Syroxit. So it was about this... Syroxit to me, baby. It was about this British antidepressant and did all these documentaries about, like, you know,

it made people suicidal. Okay. It's kind of bad, you know. Oh, yeah. That's the one thing you didn't want to happen. That's a big, like, they say there's a huge... huge risk with like SSRI medication that like it could increase suicidal ideation. So do you think the thing to do is to get children on antidepressants sooner?

No. Oh. I don't think it's a good idea. I don't like the fact that I'm on them. I wish I could get off them. But the thing is, you can't just quit them because then your brain basically goes into withdrawals and you get really horrible side effects. And you go all fucking Jim Carrey as a riddler.

Yeah. I wish. I wish. more like Jim Carrey and the number 23 you know that's a bit scary isn't it

what that movie no yeah numbers in general fucking mental yeah it's a ticking time bomb in your head the SSRI thing is

it is concerning but also there's now kind of evidence coming out like what we were always told about SSRIs is like you know you're depressed due to a chemical imbalance

it's low serotonin so this boost the serotonin. Now they're kind of showing that that's only like really applicable to a very small percentage of people, the chemical imbalance. People, there's a lot of, there's like situational depression,

behavioral depression. And also it's like the world's just getting shit like just in Dublin like it's getting harder to rent so people are getting more sad. Exactly. Like you're on antidepressants it's not going to help the rent. You're paying more money on your antidepressants now. That's true. I mean, this is me doped up to the gills. I seem like a happy guy to you

Brian. You draw, you spill your iron brew all over you that who needs antidepressants when I'm hanging out with this goofball he just spilled iron brew on his bed and his foot look at you stupid god I got a wet

sock now don't change that sock leave it on I want you to live with your mistakes go for a run I can't wear my shoes no that's okay you can take the sock off if you want

I'll bounce back won't I maybe you should read up on some syroxent maybe that's what you need yeah well anyway that it's scary now is there a way to kind of slowly get off there or is just like well the thing yeah

you're done the thing which you do have to taper off but then I've been looking up like so microdocin apparently is very good for its psilocybin then there's stuff like St. John's Wart but the thing is you can't take any of that stuff if you're on SSRIs

because you're on the risk of getting serotonin syndrome so I've kind of really painted myself into a corner here much like you in this iron brew situation and my iron brew sock broader I can relate

there's nothing I can do maybe take some SSRI I feel better about my wet sock I'll crush up some Zoloft and put it in between my toes you just show up to like the group therapy meetings like oh I spilled iron brew

on my favorite socks and now I want to kill my Yeah, it's like people like, oh, I was so fucked up I drove over my own son. You just have like the socks in a plastic bag. Look at that. They're ruined. Look at that orange stain.

It smells funny. It smells Scottish. Yours really funny as well. So it's like in this list, okay, it's like, you know, Scientology. You're like, big things, your OMA. Yeah. Scientology. Next one, all right?

It's a document about how Bolton Wanderers manager took bribes to hire football, like hire shit football players, basically. Yeah, they'd hire like sub-power football players. Yeah. But the manager's like, hey, if you hire these guys for this money, you can get maybe a better player later on. Oh. So we've gone from OMA to Bolton Wanderers football team.

That's very much your department. I'm out of my element when it comes to Bolton Wanderers. The next one, sex crimes in the Vatican. And I'm back, baby, baby, I'm back. What's this got to do with Bolton Wanderers? Hey, oh! Vatican FC. Yeah, yeah.

Sex crimes in the Vatican? Yeah, yeah. Hit me, baby, let's go. Just too, I think you know, basically. No, I don't. Tell me in detail. That couldn't happen in the Vatican. Alex.

Yeah. Pope John XXI-I-I-I. Is this a follow-up to the spaghetti tree? Hey, and this big... That's what they call the Pope. It's like he's fingering little kids. Oh, don't let the spaghetti, but. monster get you.

Yeah, so it's about, you know, a Pope Joseph Ratzinger. Oh, that was the Pope. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a famous name. It's basically about the fact that the old Pope knew about all these sex crimes

didn't do anything. The new Pope was like, eh. JP2, John Paul II. Basically didn't do anything either right there. No, they just moved around the Pito priests, you know, it's like, you know, just, yeah. Yeah. It was bad.

I'll go on record and say it, bad, Brian. Whoa, steady on, baby, okay? There's a few other ones that are kind of not as crazy.

Like, there's one about abuse in, like, old folks' homes, which seems like a real common, too. Sorry, yeah,

yeah, it's sad, isn't it, but it happened to Ireland as well. Oh, yeah. Nurses, not all of them, but all of them

do love battering old cuns, don't they? Or, like, smothering babies with pillows or, like, just, you know, taking out

someone's feet. eating tube just to see what happens. You ever see some of those videos them abusing old people on those websites I go on, all right? Yeah, you've seen it where they're literally like, you know, just slamming old women with like an iron brew sock. Yeah, they're basically doing what to do in full metal jacket but like an old woman with Alzheimer's.

I don't get the reference. It is just a dream fat boy. Go back to, go back to sleep. I am in a world of sheet. That's the nurse there. if anyone is uh wait Kermit the Frog why how are you working in the

Norsiago the next one here there's one about North Korea which again is just very early on like North Korea is kind of it's a bit weird over there Wacky over there is before James Franco and set

Rogan took them down yeah before they sent Franco over to rape King Jong-un is that what happened I think so yeah that's basically it Hey you said it was came, I thought it was an Asian chick.

Dude, you've been smoking too much weed. And that's the movie. That's the whole movie. Next up, remember that story about contaminated blood? No. Yeah, it happened to England. You're talking about AIDS, Brian? Yeah, remember that story about

AIDS? Wait, contaminated blood. In 2017 in the UK, that's this big story, it turns out in like the 70s and 80s, they'd accidentally give them, you know what you get blood to people who need it? Oh, like blood transfusions. It turns out all the blood at HIV and hepatitis. That's another South Park episode. Remember

Cartman gets AIDS. You know what I'm so funny we just discovered a little of this. We unlock South Park with like Matt and Trey. It's like, we love the BBC. Panorama. Yeah, so the gate and then like all the blood society, what I recall, like the national hemophilia society? No, the one that like gives the blood they're in charge like, they're like, that didn't happen.

And it's like, well, everyone's got AIDS now. Like, well, a coincidence? Yeah. Yeah. Probably they've taken up the bum, don't it? Well, you know, if you incorporate a bunch of boggers and immigrants into the country, that's what's going to happen. They've all got eights. And that's like the last kind of good one right there.

The rest of them is like, you know, the government failed the NHS. You know, so it's like that level of like, ooh, no. We'll go into prime time now, will we? Or do you want to leave it? No, not so. A little prime time, yeah. We're near the end. Well, I just mean, like, of this thing I had. Like, you know what I should have

done? Maybe I should have, like, you know, done one one episode and one another right there. But I've come so far I can't stop. I'm too riled up. You're like Russell Brand. You just got to keep going now. Just outrun the I've brought you into my hotel room now and I've locked the door. I was doing

Brian X earlier. What are the notable prime time? There haven't been many, have there? To be honest what you know? They're all busy. Everything's okay. I remember what was that one about the Greyhound racing? Oh yeah.

that a big deal? Yeah, like, I remember that one like this, like a big truck full of dead dogs. Literally, yeah, just like dumping it in a fucking hole, you know, and they're like, nothing to see here, boys. And like, it's a great sport, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And then there was obviously

the, uh, sex for rent scandal. That was when we talked about a while ago there. I don't think any who never came of that. That came out and nobody ever like... There's all landlords like, oh shit, yeah. Fuck it. You are. Yeah. I could do that.

What? Yeah, I think, yeah, I don't think I need. Because there was a day to, like, we should make this illegal. I'm like, ah, fucking. Yeah. I don't even feel like it. Nah. What, you're going to give out to us? Did you see what Hassan Minaj said?

Liar and cheat. On the old Jimmy Fallon thing, that came and went, but that was a pure bullshit. That was, man, his writers are purses, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, he was, what was the thing? it was just like he could have his good days and his bad days and if he had a bad day we all had a bad day that's like literally every single job the boss is in a bad mood you know just stay out of his way well i guarantee he's just like guys could you please um write something funny could you put down

your fidget spinners and please write a monologue and then they start crying he's like oh come back okay yeah that's why he's drinking yeah it's the writer's fault right there drinking and probably doing a bit of the old whew-ho-ho-sniff-sniff and now stay he's a dirty co-cade Brian I'm saying it he's a filthy fiend I talk to a host wouldn't do something bad

yeah I suppose you got me there that's a pretty solid argument yeah it's like a podcast host you know impeccable the most trustworthy the best of the best sir the only real famous one of the fine but on talk with this is

RT had their own like Hugh Edwards moment where they had a prime time special called Cardinal Secrets. Okay. Pretty good name, isn't it? I like that. Yeah, right there, yeah.

And that was all about like, you know, like priests, kids. Like that. And that was like, when the first came and were like, you know, big R.T special about it. Yeah.

And they were like, had a big success with that. Like, oh, we're fucking do great here. Yeah, D. Forbes. This is an actual quote from D. Forbes. Thank God for pedophilia. She's quoted as saying that, so, you know.

But then they're like, you know what happens? You know, I happen to me sometimes as well where like you get the initial success. You're like, oh, yeah, now I'm going to keep going to. So you know, like, you're a party? Yeah. You tell a joke and they'll laugh. Yeah.

Oh, now going to tell an even dirtier joke now. Yes. And you do the joke and then no one laughs. And then the cops come in and arrest you because you're like Lenny Bruce. Yeah. My girlfriend's a crack addict. do you come good

do you come good is a preverb to come to come good he's like Brian these are children you're at your nephew's birthday party you're on heroin

record transcript so they can read stories to kids if I can't do heroin so there's another one there called Mission to Pray which is not

Cardinal Secrets kind of blew their wad there I like that Cardinal Secrets is sex seeing mysterious. What is it, is it, what's that one?

Mission to pray. And is it with the number two? This is kind of around the, menace to society. Yeah. No, it's not. This is about,

is this so funny, you're like, oh, you hear about father Kevin Reynolds. Yeah, like, no, yeah,

he's a nunce. They're named and shamed. Wow. Yeah, so they went to, they were like, yeah, he raped the girl in Kenya.

Okay. And or she fucked up. Kenya, believe her. Man, that'd be better than title. Can you believe it? Feel the riddom.

Feel the rhyme. Get on up. It's raping time. So they said like he was a pedophile on camera, okay? Sure. And then like, you know, they were like, oh shit actually isn't. Yeah. The next day, like, oh.

So they had to pay like apparently like the largest, like they got fined by the broadcasting tourty. Right. And they had to hand out like an absolute. out-of-court settlement to Mr. the priest, okay, Father Reynolds.

And it's like such a big settlement that like, I think Oratory are still reeling from this. Really? Yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ.

It was like such a massive settlement that like, I was reading somewhere else there was some show, um, oh, I forget what show is now,

but like, I think it was, you know the way of live audiences. Yeah. They used to give them sandwiches. Oh yeah. And because of that priest money, they're like,

no more sandwiches. Bring your own sandwiches and bring some for us too. We're very hungry. Pat Kenney's gone, real skinny. I'm partial to an egg salad, mayonnaise, if you could, perchance. Quail eggs, if you please. And someone said, do you want me saucy Sambo?

Ugh, you vile beast. You, you're a fucking disgrace. That's what you are, eating all the sausages and all the people. The people are suffering out here, and you're eating all the sausages and the bacon. Well, thank you very much. be gone with you now and they just drag them out and they get shot in the head

now we're that classic classic RTE we're doing our final thing I want to talk about here and it's not that funny but it's something you know is that interview

a live interview with Enda Kenny so a live interview with the sitting T-Shok at a time right so this is big numbers when are we talking

like 2015 2015 the big numbers right I had to push it back because it's a live EastEnders and they fucked up because it was like a special anniversary episode was a longer one

but RT forgot about that Wow literally just forgot and so like they're like oh shit it's a double bill oh ender and then he's like have some soft

have some sandwiches no sorry had Teddy got the last in the shots of just that Pido priest god oh no it's like a crossover Phil Mitchell

coached I, those talking nonsense about my mate, he's not a nonsense right. Phil leave him aloud, it's a tea shop. I don't give a wretch. Get away from me, now, you big bald, eagetach, you.

I'll vogue, oh, no. Yeah, it's it if you want to throw down, I've got Grant and Phil waiting for you right here. He's talking about his fists. There's what I was doing. I like the act, though, as well. I did the fist of cuss, you know.

now have to say something there yeah um you told me that we talk about movies too much in the i didn't say that well you told me someone said that yeah me oh right i said it well here's but i didn't say it i mean i said it but i didn't say it again it's like you know what i'm trying to give you anorexia it's good that we kind of make us sell us feel bad i was just kind of uh yeah it's good to mix it up but why you you're gonna chast guys didn't we didn't talk movies at all okay let's talk about a movie no i'm just saying like Like this, you know, we did well there. No more movies.

Because while there's kind of like, James, the movie was great. Because he's like, whey. And then, and then he puts on the mask and he turns all green. Somebody stop me. And then Cameron Dia is like, oh. Yeah. But like, we didn't do that this episode. So, yeah.

So we had fun there. I know, we're going on top of movies now. Because I... Well, we're at 53 minutes. Oh, man. Can I talk with something. Have you heard about a lot? Bourne Bulbart.

Oh, yes. You've heard about that. I've seen the video over Titty is getting grabbed at Beetlejuice. Yeah, that's pretty cool, isn't I? Yeah, she's kind of like the conservative AOC, right? So AOC is the sexy Democrat. She's the not as sexy, but still quite sexy Republican. Yes, yes, yeah.

So she was, there's video of her getting her tits fondled and he's really like grabbing out of them. Man, that was the first date. That's wild. Yeah, during Beetlejuice. Yeah. Yeah, and like I think she was vaping as well She's vaping and her tits sucked Oh, I'm literally hard right now

She's vaping, he's raping, hey Yeah It's not raping right there You can't raping for the Beetlejuice You're grabbing her tits, I mean But she's into it Okay Yeah, look at you, always blaming the woman

I was defending the woman Yeah, so he's proper like grabbing our titties And she's just there And yeah, so the video came out How is it a big deal really. It's not. It's a bit of crack. Again, like, because she's conservative. They'll go to defend her no matter what.

Yeah. She's pretty cool. I think, there's a rumor, she might become Trump's vice. Really? Yeah, the search. I thought Vivek was going for that. Really? Apparently, they're saying, like, Vivek, when he's out there on the campaign trail, he always speaks highly of Trump.

Trump might not, Vivick's a bit too, you know, like when that young twink gets up on your screel and makes you look bad. Yeah. Yeah. I think that might be like Vivek right there. Vivick might be a bit too cool for school. I don't know, man. I think Trump is really, like he doesn't seem,

he feels like he's getting into his Biden era. It's like, I remember you back in 2016 black, there's no way he beats my princess Hillary. My queen. Yeah. No, but do you notice? Read and weep. He seems a bit kind of older and slower.

He looks fucking better to me, I don't know. Well, yeah, okay, but, you know. Ah, old and slower. That's more, he's got more whizeness. Yeah. Wiselyness. Well, yeah, I mean, Biden has become translucent

at this stage, you know? Yeah. It's like he can, his skin seems like it's just a thin layer. Yeah. You can peel off like an orange. I'm looking forward to when the election cycle starts ramping up

and it gets more and more wild. Oh, you mean when we're all locked down again? Get ready for that brother. But here's the thing, I won't care because I'm watching politics. It's like, it's like Champions League, but do you know, we all have a good time. Trump dog, 2024?

I have a money on it, I think. I would love it. Trump, Bo, what's her name Bobart? Lauren Bobart. I want

Lauren Bobart more like Boobart. What? It's her tits, Brian. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't drink

enough iron brew so I couldn't get that one. Spilled it on your sock. Like a junkie have to suck up my sock afterwards. Just real quick, I want to talk about

not movies, just some recommendations. I watched dead presidents. Oh, yeah. And dead presidents. because we were talking about From Hell earlier that shit movie

Oh yes Dead Presidents but Hughes Brothers Great movie I love dead presidents Isn't this so good It's fantastic Yeah

And it's really like Slept on You know So it's actually almost like Disgusting how Underrated it is And like Because it didn't do too well

Even though the critics Didn't really like it Yeah And because that They never really got to crack Hollywood It's like we got This great talent That kind of got left behind

Yeah Yeah Because then they did From Hell Which failed and then, what was the one? Book of Eli. Book of Eli.

I mean, like, that was a big space where they were attached different projects. At one stage, I think they were attached like Speed Racer, like different weird things, you know. So their first movie,

Menace to Society, comes out around the same time as Boys on the Hood, but it's way less preachy and annoying than Boys in the Hood. There's an element to Boys in the Hood and Menace to Society. Yeah.

Where I like Menace to Society, but they both kind of, Kind of a little bit of an after school special. Yeah, yeah. But ends kind of like crime doesn't pay. Like, I was in a gang. Yeah. And now I'm dead.

So look in the mirror. Do you want to be dead? Stop being black if you can help it. I mean, yeah. But obviously, it's hard to watch either of those movies without thinking of don't be a menace in South Central. Yeah. Because it like, you know, it parodies them both very well.

Yeah. And that's a great movie as well. Very funny. Yeah. I think it hasn't held up as much as scream because more people are, not scream, scary movie, because I think when people watch scary movie

to kind of get the references more, I think there's a lot of white kids in, like, Carlo, they're like, man, that's such a funny parody of menace in society right there. Yeah. I'm not going to get it to him, right? Now, I watch Belly. Okay. And I'll be honest, I did watch,

I listened to a podcast about Belly. Who's talking about Belly? Will Menacher. Oh. From Chappo. He's a big Belly fan. Really? Yeah, yeah.

So he was talking about the, he was talking about the behind the scenes and all that. Oh, shit. So it was very interesting. Oh, we can't... What do you got like a minute left and I'm psyched for belly Well, I'll talk about it next one

Okay So you can watch it again Yeah, I will Like just one thing's interesting So like the budget got extremely cut for that Yeah Almost halfway true So that the change lot

That's why it feels so kind of weird And like It does feel very weird You know I remember watching it And I was like I'm liking this and it's cool But it's definitely I'm gonna need to rewatch it

To really appreciate it Because it's very kind of weird And avant-garde It's weird every single person involved is fucked up like every single blunt you see is real there's no fake blunts in it

and it's just assuming that it's like DMX is high no no it's real the white Will Mennaker said it oh that's CIA I said oh yeah good I'll take his word for it it's just so ballsy the fact

it's this movie about like crime in New York and all that and they're like in like the last 25 minutes Frank Vincent shows up was like, oh, by the way, you got to assassinate Lewis Farrakhan. Yeah. Like, basically, at the end is like,

oh, the CIA are going to kill Lewis Farrakhan. Yeah. And that's just like at the end, you know, like... And there's also a kind of like weird spiritual element and kind of, you know... Kind of whole Jamaica, kind of like, you know, and weird, like, just a fucking like, assassin kind of fucking bondage woman

and, like, we... It's so much... Because this boy guy who's a film, a music video director. And he's done, like, basically everyone, like, Z, Kanye, Nikki Minaj. He's just done all their videos right there for years. This is one attempt a movie. It's just mental.

I kind of respect a little bit like I like Southland Tales. Oh yeah. Freddy Got Fingered and like these kind of movies. I know you like Freddy Got Fingerberg. It's you watching like, I'm watching kind of money burn right now. Yeah, yeah.

You really do have to respect in this day and age as well where that's just never going to be allowed. Like a studio is never going to happen. over millions to make just some weird avant-garde shit. Because now it's so algorithm-based. Like, well, we've found

out that, let's say, 15% of white middle Americans don't like when DMX pops a cap in some man's ass. So can you change it there, make it more like that. That bit where he'd be nothing in those white bitches' pussies,

that doesn't play well on the Bible belt. The Midwest doesn't like that. Yeah. I don't like good one this fella here, he comes in. He's like, oh, he's all hot potatoes and cock at a walk here. Talking he's kind of, I take my little suzy and, you know, take her to school, if you know what I mean. So I very much enjoyed Bellew. Now, I will be honest, sometimes listen to a podcast about a movie, and then when I watch the movie, it's like, whoa, it's like what they talked about in the podcast.

There's DMX. They said he'd be in it and they did. Holy shit, dude, that's predictive programming, I think. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's good. It's that Will Menaker, I very much enjoy, like, even if you don't agree with the whole chapel stuff. Like, Chappell can be a little bit hit and miss sometimes instead of politics,

but he does a separate podcast called Movie Mindset. Okay. Where he talks about movies, and he kind of appeals to other people's podcast. He appears on different podcasts, talking about movies a lot. And he has a very infectious enthusiasm. In the same way that, like, when you listen to Tarantino sometimes, he's so excited about a movie. You're like, geez, but he's

less coaked up freakishness than Tarantino right there. He's just a pretty cool, chill guy. I like Will Meniker. He's probably going to turn out to be fucking, I don't know, rapist or, I don't know, an anime nerd or something that I can't respect.

Something heinous. Or a Bolton Wanderers fan. The worst crime of all.