Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 209 : Exorcist Believer

Episode Date: October 14, 2023

Episode 209 : Exorcist Believer by Brian and James F**K Each Other

All right. Okay, I'm ready to go. I'm ready. I'm full of energy. Be honest with you, I nearly fell asleep on the couch. James went off to take a big shit. Wasn't that big. Well, whatever, it was a long time anyway.

Yeah. And I was getting very sleepy on the couch. Well, I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit hung over. I apologize on behalf of my bowels. Well, it's kind of your fault because I drank last night and I ate a lot of Chinese food. So you should have taught that before he started shitting all over the place. Like a sick dog.

I'm a slave. to my bowel movements, Brian. I have to, you know... Well, I'll perk myself up. I got coffee right here. I can't buy iron brew anymore. My car had got declined. We had an intervention, an iron brew intervention.

Yeah, I went full Scottish there. It was bad. I did a character. Brain, you need to get off to iron brew. You're not in a shit with you're on that your personality changes. You get very horrible and mean. I'll cheer myself up. I watch two amazing TV shows.

I watch botched and two fat ladies. Botched. That's like plastic surgery gone wrong. Yeah. So botched, the whole thing is these two cool nip-tuck type guys are I. They work in Hawaii and do plastic surgery. One does

face. They probably have their work cut out for them after all the fires. They know a lot of disfigured children. Oh, they're like fake tits. We need fake tiddies for these burn victims. There's like a child of like burnt half to death and they're like, yeah, uh, you look like trash, okay. Honey, you got to get the butt implants. The kids are all about it.

So like, and they fix bad plastic surgery. So like, oh, you know, I don't know if this is true or not, but they're saying like 50% of plastic surgeons actually don't know how to do plastic surgery. Okay. Like, they're just like. They know all about the plastic, but it's the surgery that trips them up. just sticking plastic bottles into this is how you give you fake tits is it they just replaced your clitoris

with the little Lego man you know stickle bricks so I'm watching this show now like the first episode that's this woman okay and pretty sad story where she her boyfriend okay

is an off road like a truck driver kind of you know yeah he drives off road and all his friends have hot wives who are bikinis and take picture inside the truck but she's a dog

well I wouldn't say that now but she's she more hog than dog what would you say she's just a woman that's the problem on the scale of is she hog or dog well what's the good option

well hog is if she's fat and dog if just she's really ugly I like it there's no option for beautiful Marko Robbie hog or dog Yeah, I don't, well, she's not going to be appearing on an episode of botched any time. Well, bloody tits is shit, Scorsese. He had me take them out, and they were exposed to Kino flow lights for too long, and now they're all saggy.

So she... DiCaprio said they're too big and that they ruined the illusion for him, whatever that means. I had to be shaved the whole time. Sorry, daddy. money forgot the way her paint is sorry she's a bring the accent back you know

she's kind of like an uncle Tom she's talking all American you know she used to be on home and away and now she's forgotten all about home and she's just about the away I think it was actually neighbour she was on wasn't I fuck I'm an idiot

you're the dog now I am I'm dog and hog I inhabit the best of both worlds But look Point is All her boyfriend's friends Have big titted wives Like double Ds

Okay She does not have double Ds Which in your world Makes her a hog Or whatever No a dog Okay sorry Unless she's a hog

As she a chubster No no Is she a big old Galuba Jumster or dumpster So she gets these fake tits But they're really badly done And they kind of You saw them

They're kind of a They become a uni boo where they kind of merging just one big tit So you know it normally there's a tit on one side

and the tit on the other preferably yes and in space all right yes in this in this

there actually from my tiny penis to titty well in this you couldn't even get your tiny there is no gap okay

it's just two boobs mush together right there and that's they can't go up or down like if she jumps they don't move at all

it's like concrete and now she can't hug her child because her tits are too big okay and her child is no longer

aroused when he hugs his mother. And now the kid's like, Mommy, your tits are too hard. And she's sad now. So she's mostly cries. And now, your tits are too hard. My dick's too soft, Doc. You got to help. And he's like,

yo, she said, I want to get big tits. So I was like, well, honey, I don't, I think you look beautiful. But yes. Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Oh, pay for everything. But then, like, now. Let's use little Timmy's college font. Yeah. So now their tits are too big and too smushed together. So the botch guys have to show up and they have to

kind of rip them part. like a jackhammer just I don't know exactly how to do it but it's full on hard hats you know and like yeah they're holding up traffic

because they're doing her tits seven dwarves come in with pickaxes there's a guy with like a stop sign the stop and go sign on his phone hot down somewhere in the city you gotta fix those titty so go down

down down the ditty so I'm gonna watch more that I like that And then this is going a completely different direction I watch two fat ladies This is a BBC show From the 80s So these would be hogs as opposed to dogs

Well, they're ladies And these are women They say twos Twos Yeah, they are fancy ladies Oh like Mrs. Bouquet One does enjoy Yes, yes they're Mrs. Bouquets basically

Yeah But they like to indulge in some KFC bouquets If you know what I mean Well, no, they... Bucket? No, they wouldn't have KFC. No, no, no.

They eat the best of the best. Okay. So, these two women, okay? Just, you wouldn't even help me there at all? Just completely undercut me. Well, normally I would play along. We're not with these women, okay? I can tell I'm already annoying you on this episode.

Yeah, yeah. What are we at six minutes in and he's already angry? No, I'm happy, I suppose. Oh, I like it when you talk over me with one of your silly voices. So it's these two women And the plot is they're in A motorbike and sidecar That have been literally reinforced

Because the women are so big, all right? So it's special like, you know, what NASA use Okay, like the Challenger, right? The A team built it during a montage. It's this big, massive motorbike and sidecar And they drive all around Great Britain And they talk about food

And show commoners how to eat proper. Oh wait, is this like a reality thing? Yeah, it's reality thing. Yeah, it was like a sitcom. Well, maybe if you kept quiet a bit, I'd let me finish a sentence. No, it's... Play that back, folks.

Did he had ever... Any point mentioned that it was like a... Anyway. You get in time to it? Yeah, no. Back into the left. So, it's a reality show, I should have mentioned. Right, right, right.

BBC, the drive around, and they teach commoners how to cook. And it's weird, because they really, they're really posh. Yeah. Like, like, incredible. Like, when one goes hunting, one always needs a good hot... party breakfast. And they meet these guys like, you work in a factory, do you? A factory. A factory. And you work in it. My word. And you're working it. My God. Oh, look at your fingernails. Your cuticles are vile. Yeah, yeah. Well, time to make you a good hearty breakfast, I believe. How fat are they, would you say? I'll show you pictures of them, okay? They are large. Like, when they say, you know, the, the advertising standards, like, they'd be okay to say two fat ladies. Like, basically, the series only last.

lasted like three years because one of them died from fatness. Really? Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. So I'm just, I'm trying to get like so, you know, I'll tell you I'll get one of them in the bikes, all right? One of them tried to eat the motorbike and choked on the sidecar. This is them in the motorbike. Oh shit, yeah, wow. They look like those two fat twins on

but way less fuckable. Yeah, yeah. I like you see, she's usually eating cake. She's got multiple cakes in the motorbike, you know? There's a side car just for food. So, and like, so, like, the one I watched originally was me and the roommates downstairs, okay? Right.

They go to his factory, all right? Like, one must have a good hearty breakfast before shooting or whatever you do. Yeah. Working. So, time to make some breakfast. And they teach different ways making breakfast, okay? And these two women, they're Jennifer and Clarissa,

they are both known for their generous use of butter. Okay. Yeah, that's their big thing. Oh, it's not all about being fancies, It's about having lots of butter and having a good time. Not this healthy Brussels bureaucratic nonsense, all right? Nice. Yeah, yeah.

A pair of Brexit babes. Yeah, yeah. So they go in and they're like, you know, one of them is just like, potatoes, put them in pan, and then they get literally like a fist of butter. Yeah. And just throw it in there and then just, you know, whatever, a little bit, a little sprinkle of like some celery. There you go.

Eat that. Yeah. And like, they use their hands for everything. yeah there's like no it's disgusting yeah they are pretty funny now but so we're watching them

we're like oh god these women are putting so much butter in the food and they're so like not condescending but they're so like they like no concept like oh it's like one like literally talk about supermarkets like one of those awful things you see on the motorways

what do they call the supermarkets I believe oh dreadful dreadful things that's awesome yeah What is this like the 90s? Yeah, and they walk around these houses And they go like, What a splendid little

A cozy house you have. Yes, quite cozy indeed. And you have horses? You don't. My word. Why do you choose to live in the servant quarters? Wait, this is your home? Oh my God.

But then we were looking up These two fat ladies looking at her history. Their histories are pretty funny, okay? So there's an older one and a younger one, right? And the older one was a kind of more standard, you know, I think used to be a nun or something. Well, what other names, Clarissa and... Yeah, let me get them up there.

So we're talking about Jennifer Peterson first, okay? J.P. Yeah, JP, right. Any relation to Jordan? That'd be quite funny if it was, yeah, yeah. You're too fat. Stop using butter on everything. Yeah.

The LGBT movement want you to use butter on everything, but I'm not having it, Bucco. Clean your bed, you fat, fat, huh? So one of them, okay, she was known for, she'll have butter and cream, okay? And that was her main, every ingredient, every recipe she had, butter, cream, and then the rest, okay? No matter what. And she used to be, she was a nun, but she was kicked out for eating too much butter, all right?

She was kicked out at a convent because she's taking food and she was like smoking fags and, you know, drinking all the beers and all that. Glutney, one of the seven deadly sins. Yeah, yeah, and then she died of numerous cancers, all right? Yes. But the other one, Clarissa, she was the fun one, all right? So, Clarissa, let me get this up now. So, former barrister, all right, slash cricket umpire.

She tried to pass the bar, she thought it was a Twix. Hey, come on. Slash television personality, writer, businesswoman, celebrity cook, all right? So pretty interesting girl right here. So father was in the army, all right? So already you can tell, like, you know, army brat, all right? And became, like, one the youngest ever barristers in Britain. All right.

Oh, Nepo, baby. Yeah. Also, massive alcoholic. Oh. All right,

yeah. Was drinking nonstop, all right? And at one stage had sex with an MP in the court. Whoa. Yeah,

behind the chair, you know? Just getting rowed. That's awesome. Yeah. Fair play to that guy. And then she drank so much she became homeless.

Yeah, you don't get a lot of sympathy if you're a fat hobo, you know what I mean? But here's the thing. If you're, she's just fun. all right

so she became this kind of like character that you'd bring around to dinner parties all right and she'd

like hello there woo I'm homeless like a Mrs. Blobby type yeah yeah and she smelled

of alcohol and pissed and she's so hilarious she's so kooky oh yes she's so down to

earth isn't true yeah yeah and then she was this massive alcoholic and then

somehow just failed upwards and got her own cooking show right there and I'd

recommend watching of it. It's very, very fun to watch right there. And again, just how secretly disgusted they are of these people, these commenters. I mean, it's probably not much of a secret, though. I imagine when it comes to hiding their contempt, they're a pair of

Brian O'Toole. They are a little bit, yeah. Actually, you mentioned something to me a while ago that I'd be thinking about a lot there. Because I was talking about how, like, I was getting annoyed by this customer a while ago. Yeah. And I was like, normally I'm very good of hiding when I'm annoyed by people, but I think I was letting the mask slip.

And then you said, I'm actually not very good at hiding it. No, just because I know you, like, I mean, I'm sure. I mentioned that someone else, and they're like, yeah, we can, you don't hide it very well at all. We can tell, we can tell very easy when you're upset or annoyed. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, I thought I was holding together

so well. Yeah, you saw you were kind of like a John Wayne type. Yeah. Kind of strong and quiet and proud. I'm racist. Nah, look, I mean, yeah, but it's not like you're, you know. Yeah, yeah, I'm not freaking. I'm not. there's other people

punching drywall oh yeah men okay I'm a you just like other guys getting fights

and are cool you just bottle it all up and then you just run to the bathroom and binge watch episodes of Sheholt you know just

not she Hulk I don't I'm not waste of my life but I did watch the new Catherine Tate movie oh the Nan movie

remember the Nan I mean from Catherine Tate barely what was her gimmick she's loud okay she's like

I'm not smoking fangs and drinking booze Yeah And then her grandson was Horn From Horn and Gordon Yeah And would you believe it They managed to get Horn back Really?

Yeah Oh wow So I think the joke in the show Is that she was on PC And her grandson was gay Oh Horn's gay No not in the show Yeah

Oh okay Not in real life Yeah no of course Corden wouldn't let that happen Yeah Corden sent him to the camp you. So, you know, when was Catherine Tate popular, 2007?

Like, 2005? She did a sketch of Tony Blair. Remember that? She was like, Tony Blair, are you bothered? Yes. Yes, I am. Well, thank you, Nan. Oh, wait, no, wasn't Nan.

Lauren Cooper. Was it? Her name was Lauren Cooper. Lauren Cooper. I remember her doing that performance, that character at, like, the Royal Variety Show. What's it called? Is that it, yeah?

That is it out there, yeah. That's like, you know the BAFTA show they have? What's it called? Yeah, so she's just there, and the Queen's there doing her horrible fake lizard smile, just, you know, the Queen hides her contempt almost as badly as you do, right? So, yeah, Catherine, whatever, she's there like,

what are you looking at? I'm a bothered, are you disrespecting me? You're disrespected my family? And the Queen's just got this, like, half-smiling. we used to shoot people like you if a woman got mouty in my day they put her in an institution

yeah no it was obviously awful I never her show was just like a shitty rip-off of Little Britain which was just a shitty rip-off of other like 90s sketch shows I can't remember too much about the show itself it was again like Little Britain it was like there was the joke

and they're going to do this for the next six years now so strap on in The guy is walking, but he's in a wheelchair. And that's, you know, and like, we're just going to do variations of this forever. And there was that one where she, like, played this effeminate man. It's like, me, dear, gay, dear, no dear. How very dare you, I'm not gay?

Yeah, yeah. Like, that's the bit every time. Yeah, that was like, yeah, that was a great time for sketch comedy because, like, I got a sketch, we're sorted right there. There was no stream in as it's like, look, the next episode won't be for another six days. so the bloody brain dead pavos in broken Britain won't even remember last week's episode.

It really was. It was like the equivalent of like, you know, nowadays you can stream a song whenever you want, all right? Yeah, yeah. But nowadays, you couldn't back then, right? You had to listen to the radio. Yeah, yeah.

You had to listen to Jerry Ryan. Yeah, yeah. Talk about Romanian children. It's the same that. So let's say I take a like, oh, what did you say? Am I troubled? Am I troubled?

Am I? Oh, what did you say? Oh, but then like you're like, I have to wait now for a new. episode of Captain T, and you're watching like, she said, I'm I bothered, this is great, yeah, I'm loving life right here. The banks will never fail.

Maybe Tony Blair's right, we should assist the US with their invasion of Afghanistan. Yes, yes. Are you bothered Afghanistan? I disrespect to me. I disrespect my family. Why did the woman talk like this? You talk to me?

Oh, yeah. Talk to me like that. I'll kill you. But here's thing now. The movie itself, the Nan movie written by Catherine Tate is not interesting, all right? When did it come out? Like last year?

Last year, okay? Again, who the fuck? Because, you know, we were all troubled after COVID in lockdown. We all, as a nation, needed something to lift us up. We needed to heal, and only Nan could do that. So, it's just called The Nan movie?

The Nan movie, yeah, terrible. Here's saying, the background this film is more interesting. Okay. The big thing when it came out that everyone commented on is there's no director. No director? no director credit.

That's not good. Yeah, yeah. And people are like, that's a bit odd. That's a red flag. It's giving Nan vibes. It's giving. So they're like,

what the fuck? And we're trying to do some research here. Yeah. It's interesting. So the movie I watched, okay, the cut that I watched, right?

The kind of premise is Nan is this wacky old lady who lives her gay grandson and she gets a letter from her sister saying like, oh, please, I want to talk.

talk to you, all right? I'm in Ireland. And then she gets in a van and they do a road trip through, you know, all the places in England, you know, and then they get to Ireland and have wacky adventures, all right? And that's the premise of the movie. Right. The original idea that Catherine Tate had, right, is that it was going to be all set in the past. When she was young and sexy. Yeah, yeah. So it would be... Banging the dude from Snow Patrol or whatever. No, actually much better. I'll get to that a second, yeah. So, um, it's going to be the framing the voice was like, oh, I got a letter for my sister, and then flashback

and they shot a whole movie set during the Blitz, basically. What? Yeah, yeah. So, and it's about young Catherine Tate and young Catherine Parkinson, I think her name is. Oh, from IT Christ? Yeah, playing the two sisters, all right. Right, okay. It's a comedy set during the Blitz,

all right, and it's about to meet a soldier who's played by this guy, he's a black guy who actually played Barack Obama and a TV show. Right. So it's basically, he's two women meet Brack Obama King and Michael Key No it was Jordan Peel James

You always get them confused But I think you're doing it on purpose Oh no I'm a bit of a nan myself So it's like They meet this cool black guy During the Blitz Yeah

And then they have a kind of competition Who can get him right there No definitely During the Blitz in Britain Yeah Yeah yeah yeah that was cool Interracial relationships And everyone supports it

Oh yeah Yeah yeah yeah But so that was meant to be a movie They shot a whole movie like that And then they showed it to investors They're like, what the fuck is this? We want NAN Where's NAN?

Yeah, yeah So then they had to really Quickly then reshoot the whole movie And the original director was like What the fuck? And then left and then like Just have no director Like that?

Surely they could have got somebody Just jump on the grenade For the credit It's like, look, do this favor for us We'll make it up to you next time I think it was more so Something to do with director's laws Something like that

Oh, right, okay. Yeah, yeah, it's something about accreditation, like, so, uh, yeah, so, like, uh, we didn't get any of the, we got like, about, about, you know, 12 minutes of World War II stuff. Right, okay. Yeah, and then the rest is like, you can imagine she ends up in nightclub and she's got, she's DJing. Uh-huh. You know, yeah, it's funny. Sure. Yeah, or, like, they go to Ireland.

Right. And they film in Dublin, by the way. What? And it's kind of cool. How is that allowed? I live in Dublin. Yeah. And that's Nan in Dublin.

basically a movie star, Brian. Hollywood, here I come. I'll look out the window being like, where is she? Where's horn? Yeah. Start spreading the news. And it's pretty wacky. Like, go to Ireland, okay?

Yeah. And they meet this cool character played by Nidge. Oh, right. Yeah. And he's like, oh, yeah, let's go for, she likes him, okay? And he's like, oh, we got to pick up my friends. Turns out the jail break.

Oh, because he's working class. Yeah, yeah. of course that is what they would do well at least they're being culturally sensitive to the Irish experience and then they're driving

I'd have to break out a few boys from the joy you know what I mean Nan yeah rapid bulls and Nan's like yeah let's do it and you know horns

because he's gay he's like oh you shouldn't break out of prison no he's trying to break into prison because he wants to get into the showers they actually make

a lot of orange new black jokes oh it's very topical yeah big crossover there If I went, female prison, they'd be up my Wizzler. Okay. Is that her pussy?

Yeah, her pussy. Yes, Wissler. I haven't heard that one. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You pointed to your pussy when you said it, so I should have put two and two together. And there's another bit where there's a Garda checkpoint. So they have to dress up and pretend to be Australians. And Nan, you can imagine, I was like, good day, mate. Yeah.

Uh, yeah. Let's put another shrimp on the up in hospital. no the other one and then like they drive around and it's pretty wacky and uh you keep saying wacky but because I can't because I'm so depressed

I can't think about your words it was really like you know it was so mundane and boring it's kind of like wait you shot there's a bit where like man you can tell he was trying to fill up the time yeah Nan has like these um uh like I know what do you call them

like they're like uh pipe cleaners but colorful pipe cleaners oh yeah yeah yeah and she's playing around. I'm like, oh, look, I've got a mustache. Oh, I got a ha. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, look, it's a snake.

That is, oh, it's like the Simpsons crossing the cloud. The big ear family sketch. Oh, I better clean my ears, huh? Oh, God. This goes on for 12 more minutes. Jesus Christ. She's just playing with pipe cleaner's like,

Oh, here's a snake. Don't let it bite you. Park cleaner. It's probably what they call you, hey? You little puff. Man, we're not even at the checkpoint anymore. Why are you still doing the Australian accent? You know, another thing that was like,

this is so embarrassing. They just randomly have, like, animated scenes. Oh, God. But, like, really badly done. We're like, instead of just being like, it must have been, I imagine now, originally the film was like, okay we're at the

you know boat now and then next scene in Ireland but they have a wacky animated scene of them in a car on the boat going around

and there's like a guy chasing them around and they're like woo right and do do do do and it looks really it's like flash

animation style yeah terribleness yeah I'm like God Catherine Ryan this is your you're

it's not Catchin Ryan Catherine Parkinson Patrin Tate and Captain Tate sorry oh my God No, it's Parkinson's as well. I did.

Yeah. Yeah, but... Even naged John von Lawler. I was like, I like you guys, but I kind of want you to get shot now. I think you should be put in a shallow grave for this. This is disgusting. I'm surprised there was no Mrs. Brown's boys like cameo, you know? No.

What do you? I'm the only mad crazy nan over here. You know what's weird? It was co-written by Brett Goldstein. The Ted Lassel guy? Yeah, yeah. So I think everyone involved. this should hang their head in shame

it's funny it just all take their names off the credits you know it's like there's no credit it's like a snuff movie you know like 8mmy or you just find it you're like what the fuck oh yeah yeah it was it was not good at all even like the stuff because like some people are like oh no it's kind of like

the Snyder cut it got bastardized and released the Katrin Tate cut you know oh wow yeah and it's like even the stuff of the Blitz that I saw wasn't that entertaining you know yeah it was a lot of just like oh come to my dinner party no come to my dinner party

the soldiers like he's like America's like hey I don't know where to go you Brits are crazy and then they don't mention he's black At all Yeah and that's what really stewed you And then this black guys walk around And everyone in Britain's like

Well yes yeah We all respect you Oh hell I cheer me out there mate I'm just a chimney sweet This isn't no no I'm not doing Nothing like that No sorry

No, yeah, don't, please. No, it's not... Come on, nah. I don't want to get cancelled, I do. Chim, chimmini, chimmy, chimmy, chimmy, chero. Yeah, so it was. I'll fuck a black guy if you fuck him too. That's your mother's old song.

Oh, actually, speaking of movies, they're bad as well. I watched Exorcist Believer. Oh, here we go. He's going full commode. now, it was absolutely vile. Man, Carmel was basically shitting himself talking about this. He was close to tears. Yeah, did you watch him? Yeah, he's like

shaking. You know, like when a dog gets abused? He's like, oh, like that. Like in court when they bring out the little doll. Like, now where on the blue red didn't touch you? There's no Linda Blair. Like, he

he hated this, okay? And it's funny because he's so, like, The Exorcist is Mark Commode's favorite movie ever. Yeah, just kind of a... So he's just so, like, Star Trek nerd, like, you know, they don't even understand the fundamental point of the movie. It's all wrong, it's wrong, and his face is all red, is it? Oh!

So Exorcist Believer is the new David Gordon Green joint. Oh, okay. Yeah. I can't even believe him saying this, but I'm starting to agree with Corbode. Yeah. David Gordon Green should stop trying to make horror movies. Just stick to comedy about white trash opiate addicts that are abusive. Man, to go from, like, Pineapple Express to this.

It's like, to go from Your Highness to this. Come on, man. His IMDB is so weird. Yeah. His IMDB is like all indie movies, Pineapple Express, Your Highness, and then basically horror movies there. He's trying to be like a White Jordan Peel and it's not working. It's not very appealing.

Oh, that's very clever. No, it's not. Oh, you're right. It's not very Keegan Michael Keeling. Got there in the end. Yeah, yeah. You did it. You did it.

You know, it's annoying as well? This is the first part of a trilogy right now. Oh, God. Yeah, so it's their go-to moves. Like, let's shoot all three movies at once because when the first two fail, we can still put out the third one. At least in the Halloween trilogy you did.

I actually kind of enjoyed the first. one and they got worse and worse This one I hated So it's gonna It's not gonna get better I'll tell you that The kind of twist on this is You know the Exorcist

The classic original Yes Was one girl Yes This time it's double trouble Oh Twins Twins

Twins Go twins Twins They're underage The SexerCist They are underage But Uh huh

Yeah you're gonna let that get How underage are we talking Like 10 years old Okay Now, are they dog or hog? One's a dog, the other's a hog. Now Shagden Bulls. Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, or whatever.

There's a guy, some black guy, I think his name's Leslie, the actor anyway, okay? Okay. Okay, so Leslie Nielsen in Blackface. Yeah, it's Leslie Nielsen, all right? So it's the dad, okay. This dad, okay, he's in Haiti, and there's an earthquake. And his pregnant wife is there when she gets injured. Right.

And he's got a pick between the, wife or the baby inside and he picks the baby inside bad move and then we cut the you know the baby won't pay

for half the bill then you I mean just logistically because you save the wife you can make another baby you can't make a wife with the baby can you

maybe we're not sure what modern family is like you know I don't really watch the show so maybe that is an option is how happened to Ed O'Neill did he fuck

man me. Oh, Jay. Your penis is a big manikonossi, Tao. Be serious,

alright, it's the exorcist. So we cut them now. Leslie is like he's a dad, good dad, single dad. Single dad.

He's still very sad about his dead wife, okay, as you would be, all right? What does he do? Oh, I forget now. Okay, yeah. I don't, I wasn't paying attention.

He's a stay-at-home dad. But they're homeless. Yeah. He's a sad. Sad Dad, Dad, Dad. You know, see what a happiness. Oh, yeah. The Will Smith movie, yeah. But with two Jadens? No, no. So he's only got one kid, by the way.

Oh, well, oh, sorry. One little girl, and they've got a white family. Yeah, so they're black. Oh, I see. And these two girls go missing. They find them like two days later, all right? A white girl and a black girl. Yeah, yeah. And they find them two days later, right? And then they think they're normal, but then they get all, like, exorcisty and possessed.

Ebony and ivory. Yeah, yeah. Are possessed by... Fuck. Fuck. Idiot, stupid idiot. Couldn't even think of a demon name that rhymes with ivory.

Rhymes with, ebony, ivory, Satan. You know the demon in the exorcist isn't even the devil. It's Pizzou. It's what? Pizzouzoo. Yeah. They revealed that an ex-

The guy who wrote the godfather. Mario Pizzuzu. Hey, I, oh. Your mother's such a cock in hell. Very talented, man. Yeah, they reveal an Exorcist 2 that it's actually Pizzou, a lesser demon. Okay.

Yeah. But, yeah, in the original, you think it's the devil, right? It's heavily employed as the devil. Or that girl's just tripping, you know? Attention seeking. So, these two girls are possessed now in the new Exorcist Believer movie. So Leslie decides to talk to someone,

again, like the Halloween. It's a soft reboot, but they have legacy characters. They get the mother from Exorcist 1. Oh, fucking Ellen Burstyn. Burston, yeah, okay? She's like 97 years old, okay? They get her in, and is okay if I spoil some stuff here? Go ahead, I don't care.

Well, for listener, just, you know, I'm going to spoil. What, are you asking? They can't answer back. That's how you like it. It's how you ask for consent, is it? Now, is it okay if I put my penis inside you? And they're just listening to it on the bus. They turn around, there you are.

Well, much like when I ask for consent, is this you in the room? Yeah, me in the room going, yeah, it's probably fine, mate, don't worry. But like, I won't spoil the big stuff with some minor stuff, all right? So one big thing that really irked me is that fucking boosting, bursting here, okay? The mother from the first one who's like, a fucking old, okay? And she tries to get the demon now, and one of the demon children, all right? stabs her eyes out with a crucifix. They stab the old lady's eyes out with a crucifix.

Okay. She's grand. What? Yeah, she's grand. She's like, oh, I can't see anymore. But then later on, she's wearing bandages on her head. She's like, well, I can't see now. But half from that, I'm fit as a fiddle.

Yeah. If you stabbing old lady's eyes out, speaking from experience here, you know? She will not make it. They do not bounce back, you know? No. They're not very resilient at 93. And she's really wasted. I presume they probably couldn't shoot. that much of her anyway because she's so old

and it's an insurance nightmare yeah imagine her her eyeballs actually fell out and they had to work around it like rewrite the script it's like oh yeah the the kid stabbed out your eyes just happens all the time love yeah

that shouldn't really be happening but yeah yeah she's wasted by the way she just rocks up gets her eyes pierced and she's in the rest of it's in the hospital and like I can't see I still can't see how are you getting on with that demon

and the demon stuff is so not scary man yeah right like it's a bit in they were like they have to tie the girls down the chairs and they fly up in the air and like they're puking CGI blood or something like that they puke CGI blood into the ceiling

and then like a portal to hell opens up in the ceiling and it's just I feel nothing you know it's just like watching the Avengers movie or something like that their puke causes a portal yeah that's this fucking Rick and Morton

yeah it's basically I was just as scary Have you seen the trailer for new Rick and Morty? No They did pretty good now with the voices Okay Yeah Well an aficionado like me

You know Yeah You had you were close there I was in the running Yeah But yeah So the Morty sounds great The Rick sounds good

When he's talking When he yells It sounds kind of raspy Okay That's only problem right there And I was like No not good enough Bring back the paedophile

Bring him back at once You can separate the art from the artist My friend So the exorcist basically They're possessed by the devil They have to bring in like A crack team Interfate

Of all religions Oh wow Yeah so Muslim, Jewish All of them No Scientology though Mormons These are Mormons They kind of don't go exactly

In who everyone is Just mention like These are all from every religion Right there yeah And every religion has, you know, possession myths in their folklore right there. Every religion is valid and respected.

Yeah, yeah. And, oh, it makes me sick. Now I see where Commode got so angry. And then, like, Why would a Muslim and a Jew be friends?

Makes no sense. And then, like, the girls are flying around and, like, power of Christ compels you and then get the demons out, all right? Yeah. And then everything's normal.

And then you cut back, to that old bitch and no eyes that old daredevil bitch or I in the hospital she's like I can't see who's that

hey mom it's me and it's Linda Blair oh as an adult yeah okay by the way have you seen her

recently she's looking great by the way yeah she's looking sexy you can see your tits online really

yeah she's a bit of a sex bomb back in the day her and that was a Rick James I think her and Rick James I think her and Rick James

would get freaky deaky nonstop I like that and a lot of abortions man she's the ideal woman yeah man so you know when they get lots of abortions they're real tight then

that's what causes demonic possession by the way you get an abortion your pussy gets infected then the green soup comes out of it I think that that works okay well okay well there you go folks there's your homework

go check out Linda Blair's tits what's definitely going to happen now is Linda Blair is now going to become like Jimmy Lee Curtis in the next one right there except not a fucking Giebe She's so annoying What was talking about

Ireland recently She was like I don't even know She was on like the late Late show or something Yeah She's like talking about She's fucking demented

Like well she's Hollywood She's a Hollywood baby She has no concept of reality Or anything like that She's fucking weird Yeah I like her dad though Tony Curtis is cool

Okay Yeah so But that doesn't let you off The hook babe No sorry Sorry Anyway I'm kind of spinning my wheels here. I didn't mention I was going to be sad for

his episode. Holy shit. It's only a half hour man, yeah. But you talk about the McMartin trial for Stuck. Yeah. What else is there? Israel, Palestine, what sort of say? It's a goofy situation. It's pretty goofy, yeah. Weckadoo. It's wacky,

like the Nan movie. I'm pretty funny, like, you know, we have an expert here. It's similar to Catherine Tate's Nan movie in a way. Hamas are like the original cut, all right? And then it's like the producer is like Israel which kind of works

works a little too well and they're like you gotta cut out this war stuff so actually I do like my analogy quite a lot but also it's tragic I suppose I don't think it's going to work out well for Ukraine now yeah definitely it's going to steal their thunder

remember it's you know what's like you know what's like you get on your fancy clothes all right yeah and you're out to a dinner party like I'm going to be cock at the walk right now I'm going to be so fancy and they're all going to go Brian, you're so pretty, but then some bitch walks in and she's wearing the same clothes as you. Yeah. It's like that right there, where everyone's paying attention to the Israel stuff right now and no one's.

Zelensky means Zelensky are hanging out on her own and no one likes us anymore. Well, it's interesting, especially the response, because the initial knee-jerk response was like, just stupid, vapid celebrities going, we stand with Israel and then everyone going, yeah, but don't they carry out apartheid and genocide? just like, oh, leave me a load only Kylie Jenner. Who are these? Is Kylie? Who is it? Kylie Jenner was one. She, like, deleted an Instagram post and everyone's calling her a bitch.

Me. Everyone's calling her a dub whore who's stuck up. Yeah. That won't go to Monaghan with me. Even though I asked her. I won't talk about Israel anymore. Wait till the dust settles

and then we can decide who's the port. I will say, I do, I have met a lot of Israelis and they've been very, very generous to me now, I've say now yeah. Really? Very hocious. Very like, come, come to Israel. You'll be very popular. Oh, that's how they

get you, man. They really won me over, man. Yeah, yeah, and then they fucked me. And I loved it, man. Stup and dreidel up your ass. Yeah, and I loved it. Yeah, they spun it around. They didn't stop, so that's like inception. Ma-bran, nah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, yeah.

So anyway, we'll talk about Good, that's it, done One and Dawn out of the way I met in Israeli and he was nice to me so I picked them Good enough Good enough for me

No further questions I tell you I do So we were watching A thing about the McMarton trial Yes Macmartin preschool Now the McMartin trials

I've heard about a lot And I won't do more research on it I just wears a car alarm going off Yeah they can't hear it though I'm going to close the door I can hear it Okay, sorry. Do I not matter?

Not to me or anyone else. It's pretty obvious, actually, yeah. This is you trying here, yeah. Trying what? To, like, feign, like, interest in me. You're like, yes, Brian, yes. The Nan movie, yes. Very interesting background, yeah.

That's what you did with your Saturday. The Nan movie, okay. Cool. Don't you have friends or family? When's the last time you left this bedroom? It stinks. yeah okay the whole thing about it

during the time the satanic panic yes so in the 80s were like because there were there were other trials like for example judas priests

were taken to court for suicide yeah so two kids committed suicide and then the claim was if you play their record backwards you can hear

the words do it do it and you can't it's retarded but the fact that it went to court it was televised

now they were found not guilty obviously because I think once it reached that point everyone was kind of like this is actually absurd that we're doing this

this is ridiculous and also Dungeons and Dragons were a big big thing yeah like Dungeons and Dragons in the same way people talk about trans children now

it was like Dungeon and Dragons back then you know I'll tell you if we could get a few dungeons going maybe I don't even know what that means but anyway

but actually you could make some pretty interesting parallels. Like, like, if we were intelligent or articulate, we probably could do it. Well, I'm neither those things. I could barely even talk. But I still going to try and make a point

anyway. But you could Oh, no, I lost it. Something about transphobia. A dragon. Yeah. Dragon. Yo, dragons are like, whey. Yeah, yeah. Trans people breed fire. That's what I'm trying to say.

And they've all got gold, smog so yeah the satanic panic in the 80s was like this mass hysteria that there's like Satanism is taken over schools via like you know

heavy metal and violent video games and it was also time of like a little bit afterwards then like tipper gore and all that like that's just like like that's funny people talk about like

the woke what do they call them now the woke Illuminati or the woke Illuminati now I haven't heard this well people talk about the woke culture

these days And funny, there's so much stuff people talk about, like, woke culture, like, no, you can still do that. You know, like, you know, like, Jimmy Carr's specials, like, these jokes are so dangerous and it's like, they're just like the most mundane, like, lame jokes ever. Like proper, like, school yard jokes. Like, yeah, like, oh my God, you're in a 9-11 joke.

Hang on, Jimmy. Well, yeah. Even like, what a hack. Yeah. Well, at least I'm not like, oh, oh, yeah, we should say that. Actually, that's pretty funny. What? I did my 9-11 joke last week and this woman got up and left.

Turns out, she just, she just, turned to one of the people on the door goes, my dad died in the towers. Yeah. Well, what? That's my fault, is you? That guy's not Jimmy Carr. I don't like... Hey, look, it's because your dad

couldn't figure out how to use the stairs. Oh, digging out on me, all right? Your dad went up the stairs during 19-11. I'll escape by going up. They're all going down like idiots, all right? I'll go up, and they'll get all the cupcakes upstairs. But yeah, and then, like, everyone turns out. to me is like oh man

like do you not feel bad for it? I was like hell no dude my pecker is harder than it's ever been I haven't been this hard in years so wait so you're doing a show and 9-11 joke and did the walk out during the joke? Yeah during the joke as soon as I said the joke they got up and left out how much longer

did you have in your set? Oh like a good like five more minutes and what time did you respond like was it bad I was doing very well like it was actually going really well and I I knew I could tell you should have been like the heel be like that's right I hope it happens again

but obviously I didn't know like she got up her and her bloke got up and they left and then afterwards somebody outside told me she turned around and said that her dad died in the towers

but I was too busy giving laughter and joy to the rest of the room and I was killing baby and it was actually very fun and it just goes to show like the Wokanati would try and stop you

from doing that you try and stop you from harassing that poor woman who's just trying to enjoy her vacation. I can finally stop thinking about my my tragedy. Oh, this man seems nice. Oh, no.

What? Well, let's just say, she had to get on a plane to get here. Surely that reminded or more that, what, did she not think about it? She also related to died in a Simpsons porn accident. But anyway, so yeah, so the Satanic

panic like everyone's kind of but another aspect of it is people were saying there was like a whole load of satanic ritual child abuse going on yeah along with the heavy metal music and the big case was there was a preschool run by the mcmartin family right run by this nice little old lady okay proper little old you know caddy bates type all right and they were like oh they're actually raping all the children and i don't understand how just mass hysteria happens we're like one i think sometimes it's just like one parent's like oh he's got a little you know

bruise that's probably from a gang bang and then but the problem with this is so they had like one kid that said he got molested or the parents said he got molested mostly the parents saying this and then they started interviewing

all these other children right but this was still the early days of how to interview children so they're very much leaning on the kids and they would very much like give them the information so like Okay, this guy here is called Bucky, all right? And people say Bucky's molesting children.

Some children are very brave, and they say, they're telling the truth. You can be a liar if you want. And a coward. Yeah. Now, I'm going to ask you, did he molest you, all right? I'm going to take Dazzy, yes, all right? Now, get out. What do you say, kid?

Did Bucky do some sucky, huh? Suckie Bucky, we call him. they they showed um so i i watched a bit of youtube videos about this and i watched a movie that's produced by oliver stone starring james woods which is a dramatization about this all right the port kiss yeah a very interesting movie i only go about halfway true because i have to go off and do a show right but um from what i was watching it's pretty interesting and it's funny now just apropos not unlike it's another i watched a james woods movie like two

weeks ago called Vampires and in that James Woods is like why you're gay you gay are you and in this he's the exact same

he's like what you're molested children you molested you're molested you're gay are you gay are you gay only a gay child

wouldn't get molested are you gay Billy not plenty pressure on you Billy but come on no well you're a pillow bite or are you

that's what he says objection overruled let's see where he's going with this but you tread carefully sir Thank you, Your Honor.

So, what do you... You like it in the Southmouth, Billy, huh? You like it right up the poop shoot. Yeah, come on, do you choke for Coke? You gave her pay, Billy Boy, huh? So, it's almost like... They just decided, like, this school is full of paedophiles.

And this kind of mass hysteria came out and all these people were like... Kind of like, someone would be like, oh, they probably sacrifice animals. Then someone's like, I heard they definitely. sacrificed animals. Yeah.

Little, and they were talking about like, those secret tunnels under a school and all that. Yeah, I mean, I'm,

like, which they've done, there is no tunnels. There's no tunnels. Yeah, yeah. Right, okay.

They've checked. Right. Multiple times. And every now and again there's some person, like, I'm going to check his way it was like,

some guy with like, a real James can't with a QAnon on T-shirt. Stop the steel! A little Viking helmet shows up. A little, a little shovel,

you know, like a little trowel. Like, I'm going to find the tunnels. Don't worry, kids. I'm coming. But I want to read more about it because I want to notice how did this whole things

start rolling were like, they were like, they went from like, no kids got molested, the 60 kids got molested to like actually wait, no kids got molested. Yeah. Like it's such a crazy swing up and down. So I'm going to do more research on that. This is just a preliminary investigation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next week, I'll tell you, actually James turns out they actually all wore up.

all pedophiles. Even the kids. The kids were causing the problem. They were the biggest. Yeah, they were causing the problem by being so sexy, which is almost worse. Those poor teachers.

I mean, they're all the human for God's sake. Poor old Bucky. Yeah. Now here's the thing, Bucky, there's a guy called Bucky in this. He's like, I think the grandson of the woman who ran the place. Right.

Bucky Martin, I think he's in. Bucky McMartin. Yeah. Wasn't this a Buckeye Larsson? Yeah. Yeah. The Nick Swirston movie. That is some deep happy Madison The law right there

I also felt a bit I felt a bit attacked Because Bucky are right Is this kind of white guy With glasses Skinny And they're like, look at him He's a paedophile

I'm not a paedophile We'll get rid of those glasses You look like a paedophile And if you look like a paedophile You are a paedophile Okay Okay, but I need to see You see the little kiddies

On the bus, you big freak Yeah, so like he was like kind of a weird old like kind of virginy kind of god he was like I like working with children and James Woods like never say that again never say that you like working with children

you can't have your face and say those words the line is I do it for the money okay it's a job you don't like say that but I love working with children and playing games with them oh they're just their imaginations they're little wonders

Sometimes they imagine too much. Also it's pretty funny because it's like kind of a hippie kind of town where this happened all right, right? So he would sometimes wear shorts and not wear underwear, all right? Balls would pop out. He wouldn't pop out, but funny, he's like, a little bucky ball. Is it illegal to not wear shorts around children? Yeah, it should be if it isn't. So he was kind of a weirdo right there, yeah.

But I want to do more research for I cast aspersions. Okay. but it was one the most expensive and silliest court cases that was such an expensive court case at the end of like actually not unhappened so yeah good work guys

pretty interesting now yeah and now it's coming back because now we got more panic now it's all like you know it's QAnon it's a trainer chrome yeah now it's all like drag queens in a library you know

a drag queen's trying to get you know a book and they're like oh you know Bucky You're Bucky The big Buckees The Bucky lovers They know a bit of Bucky

A bit of Bucky A bit of back alley Bucky You know what I mean, yeah This is Dublin He's boxing now Yeah What is that of I? Man, he's awesome

What's his real name? I've known Is this is Dublin versus you know James whatever right there Yeah but he's just this is Dublin man right there

it looks like the guy he's fighting is a lot younger and in better shape yeah and not sickly looking it's just so funny how like the way fame works

you know it's like you just get a video of a dog that's the claim to fame was like a guy like a homeless guy and he's getting pulled around by a dog in a wheelchair yeah

this is Dublin and you're like is it uh okay video number two the bloody emigrants yeah and the pedouse

The pedos are immigrating into the country They're taking all the benefits And raping all the children It'd be so funny If that this is Dublin guy Just discovered the McMarton school Like now

It's like They're raping in the McMartins The McMartin family They've got the tunnels Under the scale They do, yeah Bleeding mental I'd love to get them on

I would love to get them on as well It'd be pretty interesting And I wouldn't talk You know where sometimes Like James don't interrupt me I'd be nice and quiet I just like go man Every now and again

But like Yeah it's a lot of them around isn't there You ever noticed that I mean it's like The thing is They're on the back of the bus They have earphones in But they're playing the music out loud

I don't you know Yeah I don't want to hear The new Drake album right now Okay Yes the new J Cole joint But I'm not You know

It's 7 a.m. some of us have to go to work yeah so Annie as you want to say we're almost here the end there I think we got through this one all right I was from nearly passing out on the couch there to doing this I think they're pretty good for myself

you did you can be proud that you ate Chinese food but didn't fall asleep well done that's the big win of the day you know it's pretty sad I got invited to rock climbing today and I said said no. I was like, no, I'm going to eat Chinese food

on the couch and watch Law & Order. Ah, you waste your time. Working out with your friends. I pity you. The only rock climbing I'm doing is blazing up a crack rock. This is Dublin. This is Dublin. Look at the Pidots and the immigrants. This is

where they learn to come into the country. They do the rock climbing there. They do the rock climbing in the place. And then they teach all their relatives to climb out with the wall into Ireland, yeah. How funny would be of, like, I was just sitting on the couch eating Chinese food and, like, you know, watching something weird and they're, like, on my phone. And this is Dublin guy, he's actually at the window filming me.

Look, it's another P-Dow. This is probably a government house. They got the government housing. And he's on the benefits spending that all on Chinese food watching episodes of botched tits. Yeah, before we go, I think that's basically it right there. Oh, really quick, I want to tell you about this really interesting thing I was reading about. I was reading about the Navy SEALs.

Oh, yeah. And I heard this really disturbing thing, okay? Okay. About this Navy SEAL died. Uh-huh. Okay. In mysterious circumstances, all right? Right.

I was kind of swept under the rug. As these things probably happen way more than you think, all right? Yeah, I'd believe it. Yeah, okay. But then SEAL Team 6 They were going to promote This one Navy SEAL

Yeah They're like wait a minute Why aren't you involved Like that kind of death A while ago And then it kind of came out then Because they were promoting them up higher And they became a news story

Right So his version of events Okay This is his defence Okay So your honour I'm going to become Navy SEAL now Okay

So your honour We were just going to haze the guy All right So we were just going to choke him out And pretend to rape him Okay That just boys being Boys. Classic comedy bit

Your Honor. So we were going to choke him out pretend to rape him and film it and then when he wakes up he thinks we raped him. I'm laughing already. Yeah, exactly. But unfortunately... Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please refrain from finding that hilarious. Even though, admittedly. Stop, stop slapping your knees, sir.

Okay, so... But unfortunately, we choked him too much he died. So we didn't even get to pretend rape him. So, but so we just really raped him. because, you know, hey, in for a penny, in for a pound. Yeah, boys, I was just laughing like, that was his defense. Like, you're all, you know, you can just say we were mucking around or like,

if he's like, don't worry, guys, I can handle this. Even, I know to talk to the guys. He could probably, like, you could just say, oh, we were going to pretend to choke him out and that's it. Didn't he do. If you didn't actually rape him, you shouldn't have mentioned that apropos. You know what, like, the opposite of what Abraham Lincoln said, sometimes honesty is not the best policy. Correct. Right there.

Yeah. Anyway. Wait, so what happened then? Like... Just didn't get promoted, but you didn't get fired either. Uh-huh. There is like, you know, well, yeah, whipp or snapper, don't do it again. He's like, well, I'll try. Boys will be boys. I like you're checking it again out there.

You've gone under a few, two minutes. Two minutes. Two minutes. Two minutes, baby. Let's count it down. I got to feel like not talking now. ah no we did well we did well next wow this is such a depressing end of the episode

it's free fuck them yeah true and we give them come on there was gold there the Patreon one was better I think yeah probably yeah probably yeah subscribe to the Patreon

if you want to hear this sadness from behind a pay one if you want to pay for the sadness some people pay for hookers this is more depressing. When's the last time you paid for a hooker, Brian? Ages ago, right? I don't have the money these days. I can't even afford an iron brew these days.

My credit card's fucked right now. He's just decided to be, it's less than a year old. Oh, no respect. Yeah. No respect at all. This is your McMarton pre-school. Real quick, I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre there. It is one of my favorite movie. I love it so much, man. It is amazing.

It's so, like, visceral. use that word visceral to mean like sometimes like just like you feel like ugh like that but like you can basically smell the movie I watch it I feel hot yeah I hear tits are poking now it's yeah it's very you can feel the sweaty heat

and the mugginess and you know I can feel the wheelchair like I feel like I'm a fat retort somehow that's how powerful this movie is Toby Hooper has transformed me it's so good

Have you, when was the last time you watched it? Oh, fucking ages ago, yeah. Matt, watch it, watch it, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's incredible. It's so, and your thing is well, like, I've seen it a few times now. I cannot watch it and not be like, fucking go, go!

I'm proper, when she's running and, like, from letter face, I'm like, what the fuck? I know she's going to get out of there, but even, like, she hops on a truck on the end. I'm like, oh shit, drive. Oh, my God. Fucking drive.

Oh, my Lord, don't go in there, you know. there's a leather face up in that motherfucker. What you doing, boy? Damn. Why you were lying on the ground twitching and whatnot? I remember the first time I saw that, though. That proper, like, I saw that way too young. Yeah.

Like the scene where he just jumps out, sledgehammer the head and the dude starts fucking going the full James Brown on the grounds. The thing is like, there's not actually that many kills in it because not that many characters in the piece, okay? But like all the debts, they're all kind of slightly different. Like, one is like quick. Yeah.

One is like proper just like meat hook in the back. You're like, oh, Jesus Christ. God, I'm hard right now Yeah Oh, especially when the fat guy gets killed I'm like, yes Hilarious You say in the sequel

There's like a fat skeleton In a wheelchair Yeah He's like Where's my wheelchair son There's like a skeleton In the wheelchair's like Oh, it's probably it

Yeah You check in time ticket We hit the hour We did it baby Yeah We should have You're taking over Well I guess we are now

You're going to be running Tuesdays in the Hapenay? I might if I feel like it. Okay. Yeah. I might just stay here and eat Chinese food. You'll just do Zoom like Zoom MC into the apennie while eating a four and one.

How's good, folks? I'm looking forward to the power going to my head. That'd be pretty cool out there. Yeah, man, you're going to be, oh. I can't wait to see it. I'm going to go full like Frasier's like, is this here you try and talk to me? Yeah. No. I just look away from you.

Brian, can I, can I Talk to my assistant. Okay. Is that me? Am I the assistant? Your rang, sir? Yeah. Man, the age and era

of Rothschild is over. This is the dawn of the new Aquarius of the age of O'Toole. Yes. Yeah. I'll say what, I'm going to, people thought McMartan was bad.

How many tunnels you think we could build onto the eponet? Well, I'd try to build a tunnel, but we're upstairs. Ha ha ha ha ha.