Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 210 : Jimmy Saville Returns

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

Knowing me Jimmy Saville, knowing you....

guy, okay? He's got a mad look in his eye, right? Like a real, like, whirr, like that. Is he a big fat lad? Yeah, with a big old belly hanging out. He gets on the bus. The bus is half empty. And he goes to someone and goes, don't give a sit beside you, yeah. Can I sit beside you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like that. Yeah. Like, too much energy. Right. And he sits beside this guy and starts singing Christmas songs. Huh. Yeah. What it's Halloween, sir. I know. It's spooky season. It's pretty white. That's the skittery thing right there. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Had the big fucking nose

Yeah This is Dublin On tour Man imagine That this is Dublin guy Giving like bus tours It's just like Open air bus tours

Like look at that Bling Romanians took over the street there Yeah A granny got mugged there last week And they fucking They ripped their fucking flesh Of her bones He's to be boxing soon

We need to go to that Oh yeah Should I buy you tickets man Unofficial commentators I'll buy you tickets I'm a little birthday present It's gonna be full of the scaldia Wisconsin imaginable

He was weird Oh and also I went to the shop over there Just there now Yeah just there now went to the shop And there's a beautiful girl in the shop Working in the shop now Very very beautiful

And there's like this old bitch It's like For four I want four bottles and she's like is this much like no no there's a deal on no no and she's giving this girl grief

and the old woman keeps looking at me like can you believe this girl but then I have to be like no the white knighter yeah yeah

no because I see her as human and you're just trash you're just anthropomorphic trash out of the gutter walking and talking and stinking up the air

with your mess thanks James oh you meant her okay I meant her, not you, yeah This is what you were saying to her Oh, no Okay, right

No, you're just gay Sorry So this episode We can talk about The Golden Bachelor Okay And we can talk with the reckoning Yeah

In fact you want to jump into the reckoning Now then, now then, now then Yeah, so the reckoning is a new BBC Which is already kind of controversial The fact that BBC made it But we'll move on for that for a second Okay

BBC four-part drama With Steve Coogan As Jimmy Savile Yes I was very excited to watch this As was I And I watched it I took breaks

I didn't know I powered through Yeah I just I just kept a bucket Beside the bed For shit piss and puke So I'm not leaving this room 24 hours

No No No yeah I watched I think I watched it Over the span of two days Yeah yeah Normally I just

Evaporate Like I just swallowed that shit up Alright It wasn't great It wasn't great Now here's the thing it's a Jimmy Saville dramatization

but there's so much extra shit in there like just the interview with the victims and there's like the real life footage it's meant to be a drama okay archive footage is one thing that's forgivable but actually like cutaways to interviews like talking heads

with the victims like but this is a drama it's not a documentary and like we've seen these victims talk in like multiple documentaries this is a drama just make a drama To me, that screams, that was an afterthought.

I think they got into the editing room. They were scared, yeah. But more so, they were like, okay, we don't actually have enough shit here. We can't really piece this together and make it flow. Because there's a lot of times in this show where, like, for example, he goes to Broadmoor. Yeah. You see him walk into Broadmoor. Then it cuts the archive footage of the actual Jimmy Sablin Broadmoor.

Then we never go back to Broadmoor. Yeah. We never get to see him talking to Sutcliffe. I think there's a lot of stuff that they either forgot to shoot or they were told they couldn't use the talking. I feel like it's very underdeveloped. It doesn't really

flow very well. The flow is the big thing. It constantly felt like stop, start. The pacing is just off. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. The thing that immediately annoyed me, it's such a like a, if I was caught, if I, a stupid fool like me, Brian O'Toole, I'd be like, what about

old Saville's talking to a reporter about his life and you go back and forth? It's such a a done thing and those scenes became so repetitive so quickly where the guy the report was like

I want to ask you about this like now no no no don't ask for that oh then there's none of that oh you're negative

Dr Wordsmith that's your problem you're a negative Nancy is what you are I just went back and forth with that all the time if one thing

it was like to start the show at the end yeah they're constantly going back and forth with that to a nine

so they're going with that and then the archive footage which really really annoyed me because they're showing the real

Jimmy Sabel which is kind of ruining the you can't really get swept away with Coogan's performance and Coogan by the way is great Coogan is fantastic there's a much worse show

if you cast anyone else I was thinking like we'll have to cast Damien Lewis for this like hmm actually yeah oh my god yeah wow sexy Savile ooh I like that

you're all like he's a cannibal they're all like he's a cannibal but he makes me wet Now then Now then How are you my dear It's all like

Jimmy Saville fanfic You know like sexy fan art And all that But yeah So Coogan is fantastic And I tell you Because he's really Working against the tide here

Because the rest of the show Really falls flat Like the pacing The editing Even the writing Of the dialogue The writing Was kind of shit

Yeah I kind of was like Surely is that You wrote that? It was like East Ender's level It's like, it's Jimmy Saville You have a talk of leads You had them in the palm of your hand

You know, it's like Who the fuck? You could probably get away with murder You could Saville or worse Who's gonna not Who's gonna mistrust Jimmy Savile OBE Night of the Realm?

I think we can trust Jimmy Saville With children, thank you very much Yeah, yeah Which by the way Jimmy, do you like the smell of teenage buzzy, I absolutely do not, I find it abhorrent. Well, there you go then.

Go on Jimmy, get in the van and bring the girls into the going on a three-day hiking trip. So we're going to do a more chronological thing in a minute of the show. Yeah. But I just want to say real quick, it is quite funny how

because of legal reasons and they don't want to, you know, they got to be careful where to tread, they do make it seem like the BBC are so clueless about it where like Bill Cotton, he's the guy, the glasses. Yes. That's, I think, Fern Cotton's dad

or granddad or something. Yeah, yeah. But he's so like, do you ever hear the rumors about Jimmy Stavell? Yeah. Underage girls?

No way, no way. But in reality, probably like, oh, Jimmy, what, 15, come on. Oh, I didn't know you like him old, your bloody grave robber 15.

Oh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not touching that grey beaver with a badge, Paul, wait. Yeah, no.

Yeah, the fact that they make the, everyone in the BBC seems so, like, innocent. Clueless. And like, what? Using your fame and power to have sex?

No, no, no. And then there's the one woman who's like, you know, actually I think it's bad to rape children. Come on, love these lads being, lads. What's your problem? James fixed it for you. So let's just try and do a chronological examination of this. So it starts off with a god.

coming to Jimmy. A guy, by the way, I thought that actor was very bland. Yeah. Like, incredibly bland and boring. Yeah. He was like a boring Miles Jupe. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Miles Jupe without glasses. Yeah. In fairness, a more fuckable Miles Jupe. If you could

imagine such a thing. But yeah, you're right. Just very bland, like, nondescript white guy. And he's like, I'm going to write a book about Jimmy Seville. I'm like, let me tell you my story. Why? Now, then. Now, then. Hey, it's me. Jimmy, it's Jimmy Saville, not Jimmy Cagney.

Dork, nerd alert over here. Are you working my Saville for Halloween? When I was, I'll never get pussy. You're going to dress as Jimmy Cackney. Like, now then, now then, now then. All right there, ladies and lasses and lads, how are we? Are we feeling fresh? I'm going around as James Cagney in the van.

Trying to get girls in, like, just smushing grapefruit into their gut. This is getting very into the weeds now. James Cagney, wonderful. Yeah, yeah. All the teenage girls like, we love John Wayne. Shut up, cunt. You know what you like.

So, I didn't really know too much about Saville's early's origin stories where he runs a nightclub. Is it Manchester or somewhere? In Manchester. Well, he's from Yorkshire, which is Leeds.

Yeah, Leeds. He ran a few different nightclubs in the north. So Manchester. But he's like a DJ. And he's like a famous face in that small world. Yes, yeah. He's kind of like a local celebrity.

It's like, because he gets all the, he was kind of the first person to like, you know, really bring in all the like the 60s, like American music into Britain. I know it's been said many times, but it is quite funny how like,

it's like he brought in these, like, the new sounds. Yeah. And it's like, all the teenage girls going crazy for it. It's literally just like, you know, I want to rock you baby. And they're like,

this is so sexual. Yeah. This is like, basically like, yeah. Like, this is worse than wop With the flowers in your hair With the... Oh my God, this is sick.

Devil music! Oh, my Lord! Flowers is a metaphor For a girl's tight little pussy, isn't it? The petals of the flower Are the flaps? I hear daffodils. I think a boy's bussy.

It's about bussy, is it? Be honest. Rain drops from their pussy because they're wet. Anyway, sorry. So he brings these songs here and he's like this character's like, all right everyone,

I'll stop him in the impression because he's like, all right, get on the dance floor and they start dancing and like he's got them in the... Grab your partner, squeeze her, don't mind what part you squeeze, the lights are off.

Now then, now then, now then. Yeah. By the way, I just loved like in all the, like the documentary on Netflix. So there'd be like that producer from the BBC is just, you're just watching clip after clip of

my case comes up next Thursday. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, I'm feeding every Catholic school girl in the country. Oh, oh, oh, don't get at me. Of course we just didn't see. Of course we thought it was all in the new end. But a braggadoochia.

I didn't realize maybe there was something more malevolent. Oh, you know, our love is when a child sucks me gawk. I mean, that could be interpreted any number of ways, you see. They literally stopped, top of the pops. I like, I am a rapist. We'll get back to the beach boys the minute. But just you know, I am a rapist. There's no satire joke here.

Ah, Jimmy being Jimmy. Jimmy being Jimmy. But anyway, yeah, so he, then, he starts hosting a radio show, like a local radio thing. It's called, like, Radio Ludwig or something. Yeah, I think there's a few different ones, Radio Luxembourg. Luxembourg, that was, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of pirate radio, but, like, pirate radio, but it was, like, everyone could get it back then. So it was, like, that was, like, the YouTube of its day.

Yeah. Whereas, like, there was the mainstream, the boring RT, and then us, you know. Yeah, we were Luxembourg, maybe. The punk rock dudes who are cool enough to have sex with Keith. And then he also has his... The man doesn't like it. And he also had his son. Not his real son, but his apprentice kind of thing.

Yes, his apprentice and he made him call me father. Yeah. I haven't done... I normally would get more like into the weeds of this stuff and do more investigation and find out if that guy was real or not. Oh, he is. His name's Ray Territ. You know, I've been kind of like Jimmy Saville this week in a way where I've been running gigs as well.

yeah so i kind of know nobody can question you yeah sometimes people sneak in they get a ruffian like you to beat him up oh fucking cuckin is fantastic though i know we said that already but what's funny is when you're playing somebody like jimmy savel who's just like this absurd character

it's so easy to come off with just like a caricature but like cugan really plays them with a real malevolence you know it's very and he's very good at doing like the oh hey oh oh oh oh The Vagra's kicking in the war But then I'm like You know what, you're a fucking cop mate

Yeah All right And he goes back out in the clown outfit And jumps around But oh you got a dodgy ticker Oh yeah Yeah yeah Oh the missus

To give you a jump start Oh my like What my like And then it's okay So I just check to see if any stories About me yeah Cheers pal Yeah

Oh fuck But yeah so like that bit Okay no Well Yeah yeah So and then like The kind of early scene Is he brings two girls back

To the place Yeah With him and his apprentice There's something about There's multiple Rape abuse scenes in this It got very repetitive

And there was something about it Where I don't know They were trying to be cautious or what So maybe less is more maybe Maybe But there was something about it Where it got very like He'd molest someone

To have the shot of the girl And you know You're supposed to be like Oh I guess this is bad You know like that But it just felt a little bit I'm learning so much They felt a little bit heavy handed each time

I felt like they could have made it more sinister or done less with it I mean I find a few of them to be quite you know Yeah some of them were good It became a bit repetitive I think what Coogan does very well And it's more so his performance

And anything else But the the turn I think somebody have described it So he'll be like Oh coming in coming in low And then just that moment where he like His mind is like he flips into Predator mode He's like I'm gonna

I'll have my way with you now. He gets those glazed eyes. Yeah, yeah. You guess that kind of... See, Sable is ultimately unknowable in a way. There's never like a police interview with him. It's not like other serial killers to get caught and there's like them interviews

are like the... Yeah, I think... Well, there are a few interviews, but it's all... He just denies everything. Yeah, that's what I mean? Shallowly answer the question. That is... I'm never touched her. Yeah. But like, I mean, there's no like him in prison be like, oh, I'm going to tell you the real story right there. And the thing is, we are always conditioned

to be like, well, it must have been like an evil fadder or some kind of like, oh, he got molested by a school teacher and that's why he's like this. But he seems like just a... It was the rock and roll music play. He heard that Beatles, like I got to have sex with children, right now.

Hold your hand. Hold your horses. The kinks? Oh, well, certainly was a kink, yeah? Apparently... Let me take you up Waterloo Road. They mentioned his... He had like seven sisters. he was the only boy was he

Well I taught that but I read somewhere recently They had a brother as well Who's also a paedophile Really? Yeah He's kind of like Tony Rock Like Chris Rock's brother That hey he does comedy too

But nobody knows who he is He's doing bring her shows for paedophiles He's doing molesting a girl like a Chinese restaurant It's a two child minimum If he wants to hang out the other pinoes he's got to bring some kids I didn't know that yeah

yeah I only just found that recently interesting but anyway so he's getting bigger and bigger and they do a lot of folks on the duchess his mother his mother what do you think about the stuff with his mother got a bit repetitive yeah and she's like oh you know I'm just sick of old bintz old rancid cons who don't know

you know just have a laugh you stupid old bitch he fucking buys her house and he's like oh where you go you're not raping anyone, are you? Eat the fish and chips. Oh, Duchess, how could you ever think that now? Have you fished supper? I'm just going to nip out for a bit.

And tell me, mother, what's the best, would I use baking soda to get blood out of me new shell suit? Well, yes, but... What do you think of the choice, the kind of creative choice of he goes for a run, comes back, then they reveal the

rape? He did a rape. Well, he ran out for fish and chips, but it's just like opportunities. Hold the chips. Oh, I'll have extra fish if you know what's it I mean.

What do you get that? I felt like they're trying to be artsy there for a minute and there's the only kind of attempt there doing something like... I mean, the fish of chips would be gold, Charlie. Yeah. That's your biggest concern, isn't it? You monster. The vinegar

would just, the chips would get too soggy then, you know? Between the vinegar and her tears, the chips would be very sloggy. Ultimately, this is a TV movie. It's very... It's spread out over four episodes. It's very amateurish and cheap. It's very lifetime movie.

Yes. Now, there's a dream I have of this is directed by David Fincher and it's like Zodiac and it's like horrific and amazing and like leaves chills down your spine for years ago. Yeah. That is not

this. The reckoning is that... By the way, the reckoning, bad name. Yeah. Because I was trying to find this on illegal websites, all right? And other things kept coming up instead. Like... Not child porn. I didn't say that. Oh, sorry.

No, I mean, like, there are other movies, like just... It sounded like you were annoyed. No, not child porn, I know. Yeah. Oh, I was miffed. But there's some documentary called 5G the reckoning. Oh, but 5G? Yeah.

So you got a dose of the truth then. Yeah, by accident. I'm trying to look up Jimmy Saville. And there's like multiple shows called, like, reckoning or dead reckoning. It's a bad name. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, also, because there was no reckoning. He got away with it completely.

Yeah. I think, though, the reckoning might, because I'm sure you notice. The religious, the religious angle, he was very, like, you know, Catholic, you know. Like, it is said that when they found him dead in his lead, his lead's apartment, he was holding a Bible and his fingers were quads, you know. So he wasn't very, I didn't realize how religious he was. Yeah. He hosted his songs of praise for fuck's sake. Yeah.

Friends with the Pope. Yeah. And they do really make the assumption that he did all the good stuff as, like, a guilt. thing. He's like, what if your friend host Top of the Pops a raped little boys

called Timmy Wavill yeah, that was weird actually he had said he like because it was usually girls that he went for but he decided you know varieties to spice

of life I guess it does feel a little bit like we're just dramatising things that happened and there's not really that much of a deep look inside him or psychology they needed more of like I would take more creative risks

and made up more like him disgusting Maybe it's like You ever think Little girls aren't good enough You know anything like that Or like even with the The dead We're already jumping around here

But fuck it Like even with the dead body Yeah so there's a bit where he said Well that was the thing he was What like Are there actual like necrophiliac Yeah yeah That's not just rumours of internet

That's like taking people Like he would hang around dead bodies a lot But would he Did anyone ever just like walk in on him Fucking a corpse? No no Now then now then now then No, no, no, not like that

Well, it definitely was like Looking at them, touching him Yes, and like there's that thing There was that one from the documentary Where he like went to a A car crash site with the paramedics Yeah And like a body was decapitated

A head rolled under the lorry And he like volunteered to run out And grab it Yeah He was It's funny, it's like this weird cross section Where like he is basically like not a human He is like you know like a John Wayne Gasey type

Or like Dahmer But he's also, those guys weren't talented. Yeah. Like John Wayne Gacy, his clown act wasn't very good. No. That's something that more people don't criticize him for her. But Sable. Those balloon animals are subpar to say the least.

But Sable really was a Renaissance man in a way. All right. He was incredibly talented. Really? You'd say incredibly talented? I'm not even talking about like, I mean physically. I think, it's weird. So like, he like, you know, hosting the shows and all that, like he's weird. he's got some kind of weird charisma

but even just like he was an amazing swimmer an amazing boxer he did wrestling he'd go running all the time he was an incredibly good athlete and also he could whatever power he had some weird dark charisma he could get children's attention he could host a TV show

and also he could ingratiate himself into the upper echelons of society with the most powerful people in the country which another example why it's bad to use stock footage is they get a woman who's doing a great tatcher best tatcher I've ever seen but then they keep cutting the real tatcher

and back and forth and real Jimmy and it's just it kind of makes it unfair for the person doing doing the acting it's like you're really it's almost like you're putting a picture up being like doesn't she look not like tatcher yeah yeah you're right it's like constantly

reminding you as like this is a TV show you know breaking the illusion like you could have done that show the footage and just not show Saville and you can still make it work. Yeah, very true. But they try to do a boat. Again, it screams to me.

And then, you know, that's one thing, but they're really, like, you know, where it completely takes a break, you know, so you've decided you're just stopping a drama now, where you have interviews with the victims spliced in. Which, by the way, no offense to them, but it gets very repetitive. They're not saying anything new, really, each time. We've seen multiple documentaries with these people.

So what you should do is, Do, I don't know, I wouldn't even do four parts really, I do three, but regardless of that, like, do your show and at the end, have them. Interviews it and then like have like a thing where it's like the interview a woman and we cut to like, oh, that was actually that girl. And it's like on like a girl like, oh, okay, right. This actually happened. Jesus. You know, they didn't even do it. I thought he was a fictional character.

I didn't, they didn't even do a particularly good job of highlighting which victim was which person in real life. You know what's funny as well. so you know the girl who committed suicide. Yeah. Yeah. People got angry because that was actually a white girl. Yeah, I saw that. Well, I just saw that when you tweeted about it.

You're fucking just crazy. No, I saw, like, what a stupid thing to get annoyed about, like, you know. People have been, some people have been very positive towards informants. Some people are like, you know, Coogan's evil. You know, it's like, he's promoting Saville. Yeah, I don't think, well, anyone who has that take, you know, needs to get a on the first plane to the Gaza Strip where he can be useful.

He's ruined tropic thunder. What's funny actually is Steve Coogan as young Jimmy Saville looks a lot like Rob Brighton. Jimmy Saville, like with the fake chin, he just looks very Rob Brighton. They give him like the weird get up and all that but I was very,

whenever he was doing Saville, I was invested in his Saville right there. It really is an example of like, shitty cheap TV movie that's completely elevated by his performance like it's the only positive aspect of it really I was thinking there of this is kind of like not connected but is you never watched fan Tybulosa did you

no okay it was a there's a there where BBC 4 made all these kind of like dramas based on real people and this is one about Kenneth Williams British comedian yeah yeah yeah and had a Michael Sheen playing him okay and it was like fucking like 80 minutes something like that in-out job, great performance.

Yeah. It's not in any way like an amazing well-made film. Like, it's very cheap. It's BBC 4. Yeah, essentially TV drama. It's less than that. They only have the BBC 2 money, all right?

Oh, wow. So it's really cheap. It's in like a couple of sets and all that, but it's very good, very quick in now. And if they made today, it would be a four-part show. Yeah. They would probably have to stretch it out. And drag it out.

And it would completely fall apart. Yeah. I just wish this was... Which is exactly what happened here. Yeah, yeah. Like, I think all the stock footage and the interviews is because they got to the editing room, they didn't have enough. No, I wonder, is that a case where they shot some stuff and they were told by the powers

to be, he's like, no, no, no, don't, you can't have that in here. I think they were so careful with this the whole time. Because it's from the BBC, it's, you know, the BBC. They're making their own content, yeah, yeah. It's, you know, they're being their own, you know, judge, jury and executioner and going very light on themselves. Even the stuff with the guy in the hospital who's like, oh, people are like, people are I love Jimmy and all the nurses are getting raped and he's like,

what? I didn't know anything about that at all. It's like that is, I, not to get into the legal. I don't want to get sued or anything. I think a lot of people were high-fiving Jimmy and saying, my only problem with Jimmy Saville is he doesn't fuck enough underage girls. Yeah. That's, I'll put up with his charity work because I love his paedophilia.

He's running marathons like a bloody puff when he should be down the boozee with the lads showing his polar eyes of all the little kiddies he's had notching him off that's what lads like Yeah Like for example The scene with the little boy on GMIL fix it So there was actually a second abuser in the room

But they completely like don't Yeah That's a perfect example there with them like Oh that might make it seem like this is a culture of abuse Oh that definitely wasn't the case See they're trying to do the Weinstein thing It was like look we got them The one bad guy in Hollywood

just like the one bad guy in the BBC we got rid of them it's all case closed actually Weinstein's a very good example of that right there it's like we're now going to clap for ourselves and make a movie about how we stop Weinstein together how some boss

bitches who slayed stop Weinstein how the big tenet horror from planet terror she's wonderful Rose McGowan fantastic I actually do like Rose McGowan a lot imagine hers Saville Oh my man Doza, doze, doze.

Man, you know the way, like, when the suicide squad came out, all the girls were Harley Quinn. Yeah. If they became, like, a slutty Jimmy Saville. Oh, slutty Saville for Halloween. Oh, my God. Holy shit. I'm rock hard. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, just with the cigar, the glasses. And I'm dressed up like a boy scout. Oh, my God. Oh. You can be a cadaver if you want. She just pulls a jibble fix. sit by a giant of our con.

Oh wow. My God. Well, you just found a new king for everyone. That's the king's right there. Oh, my goodness. He was so influential and so powerful. And it's funny because it felt like it was dragged out, but there's so much stuff like you mentioned,

the Broadmoor stuff. There's so much other stuff you could do. And they didn't. Like, yeah, which again, I just, I don't know, maybe it was pure negligence, but I feel they were just like told, can't do this, that or the other. Oh, definitely, definitely, yeah.

The only interesting part, and the only big selling point was Coogan is Saville. Well, I think about the older he gets, but he's still trying to be, I thought it's quite funny now. I don't think it's meant to be, but he's older, but he's still trying to be like, come on, love. Yeah. He's still trying to pick up little girls.

And, like, they're, like, just push him off and run away because he's old and decrep. He's an old twig now. Go on love, is you know, like, you've never done it before. Classic. Yeah. Like, there's a lot. lot of, you know, like even apparently, like

his driver would even get a go on them, supposedly. Yeah. See, that's way more horrific to make it, to actually emphasize the culture of abuse right there. That it was like multiple men being involved enabling each other and this like web of intrigue and silence, you know,

as opposed to just one rotten apple, ruining the orchard. At the very least, I hope this encourages people to give Saville, not Saville, not Saville, I love to see Sable in a good role. He's due to come back. I did watch a little bit of Sable on Big Brother there.

Yeah. I thought it was pretty funny when he's like, what do you regret? And he's like, Big Brother. That was literally, I was the only thing I were ever ashamed of. He went to the confession. He's like, I've done, Big Brother. I cast you out, you demon.

You have no place in the house of God. God forgives everyone. Except. Jay and Good. who do you think you were the cancer Big man upstairs Super fucking popadum Super faca walla

Anyway, good times That's a good wee fun trip down 2000's British culture there So any final thoughts I'll tell you what I'm going to watch the flowers The Killer Moon tomorrow I think that might be better

I don't know you Well time will tell Man imagine that Scorsese With De Niro is Saville Or maybe Maybe Leo would work. Oh, look at old fucking woke, Waucahontas, O'Toole over here, eh?

Oh, Leo is bad, why? Because he has consensual sex with women of age. Isn't it weird a culture we live in where Sable's a hero, but Leo is bad? Saville is a hero. Yeah. It's Savill and Biden. It's annoying because, as you said,

we were both very excited for this, as I'm sure a lot of people were it was a big letdown I was very underwhelmed by it But I was going to say I want to see Cougan get some horror film roles Yeah

I think he'd be very good And like I can see when he gets older He gets maybe like I don't know like a saw type role Like jigsaw and saw Or like he'd be good Freddy Kruger maybe

Or I don't know I would hope maybe Do something with a little more Maybe you're right actually Yeah I'm just like Maybe good as Let's see

Michael Myers Steve Coogan is Leatherface Steve Coogan in the new Sister Act remake No like a Hannibal Ector type A sort of sophisticated intellectual serial killer

Yeah I hope so he used to do something like that And I hope this is a good springboard right here Yeah But yeah We had not really else to say on it If it was a better show I'd be more excited about it But

Yeah it was like It would just wash over you And I'll be honest you, the last two episodes I was watching it and I was kind of just like even when he was molesting that boy I was like yawn, boring even when he's like trying to finger

the dead body I was like, is this nearly over? What about the bit where he's talking to disabled girl and he's like so you can't feel anything down there can you? He's like interviewing her and he's like fingering her while they're doing the interview and it's like Jesus Christ it just makes me realize how lame we

are doing the body. I should be fingering you. No one's fingering me I can feel it as well So I know I'm not getting fingers I can feel it And I won't say a thing That's the I will keep stumb about it

You know I'm open for business boys Actually speaking of You know Trying to make dramas out of things And failing I watch two other shows They're kind of semi-related

One's called Party Gate Oh yeah And one's called Varity versus Rooney Okay these are both dramatizations of things and both they were kind of like huh you can you do a dramatization now

is that even worth anyone's time party gate was when they had a big session in Downing Street during COVID right yeah yeah so part of the talk with party gay first then so party gate it came out like a few weeks ago and it's a dramatization of the parties I thought it was one to be honest

oh right it was actually almost 20 it was like 14 or 15 parties during COVID yeah it was like a regular thing which is kind of supposed that's kind of more interesting. Yeah, definitely, yeah. But they do every trick in the book. They have no confidence in the show itself.

So it's an hour-long drama. Half of it is archive footage. Half of it is interviewing people about COVID. Right. Another half is the character is talking to the camera. Oh. Yeah. It's like, oh, you think this is crazy.

Look it up on the report. It's actually real. It's on the Guardian website. It's like them talking. It's like, yeah, I actually was DJing at the thing. You can look it up. Okay Google it

Huh It's crazy And you know So they're kind of Going for a big Short Wolf of Wall Street Kind of like Yeah

Yeah Hey reminder This is still a true story Yeah I was so wasted I drank four cans of Largar I was an animal

No literally A bit where to get Like a wine Fridge Yeah For wine It's like Yeah

It was a whole Wine fridge And we drank Oh it's a wine Wine Friday Yeah It's wine O'clock

so don't come whining to me when your granny dies of COVID You know another thing actually Talking about like You know the Savile thing Try to whitewash history Yeah This also to do a real cheap thing

Or to have like one Tory politician That's like Um actually I don't think we should have parties They're like Shut up bitch We want to have fun Yeah And then she's all like

The whole time to cut to her Be like I think this is bad And then like you know They knock over some popcorn She's like You should clean it because I think the cleaners work too hard already.

Shut up, you bloody milk. Who are right in his fucking slag? Get out, you dizzy guts. We're having it launched? Yeah, so they have all these parties and they're just drinking wine and... Yeah, was there only, like, drugs or sex or anything? Yeah, they found coke.

I don't know about sex, but they found elements of coke in number 10, you know? Yeah. And there was, like, just puke and stuff like that. And, like, at one stage, they accidentally set off the security alarm. Right. They set off the terrorist alarm. alright and then like the security guards came in they're like oh shut up mate you know oh stop being lame you know foo they're putting like poppers in their face you know it's hilarious the clean

the pregnant cleaner comes in they kick her in their womb and rip out her fetus and use it as a bong did that happen no oh okay well it hasn't been reported on yet i must have read that somewhere else maybe that was in the monahan county council during covid i believe yes but it wasn't It wasn't a female, it wasn't a human fetus, it was a cab. So it's kind of like a comedy. Right. They're trying to do a comedy. There's a lot of actors that you'd know, a lot of actors from like fresh meat and stuff like that.

You know, like the girl is from fresh meat that isn't married to Tom Hildeson. So it's then me like, oh, we're having a party tonight. Oh, just cheese and crackers. Cut to like, you know, gulp, go, we like to drink with Boris because Boris is a friend. Okay. Now, here's the thing to do with Boris in this. Yeah. Boris is a character

Boris Johnson but he's always shot from the back of the head and they have someone doing the impression Oh fuck off But then they also use constant actual footage

of Boris So it's like It's so distracting and stupid And it's like He'd be like Oh I can't do a Boris What no

I tell you who does Now then Now then I'm Boris Johnson Now then now then Oh here we are in number 10 Number 10 That's just how I like it Oh

A little old for me He'll have a good how are we lads and lasses you're only as young as the girl you feel hey hey that's my prime minister all right I still I still like him better than

Rishi no do you ever there was like maybe about 10 years ago there was a drama like a dramatization of when David met Boris yes

but David Cameron and Boris Johnson in the Bullington Club I remember this yeah where Eaton or wherever the fuck the guy who played Boris there like it was very it was very funny like he was going for pure comedy but get him get that guy

he's probably dead yeah like all my heroes all my heroes it really reminded me of no one's ever made this comparison for but in air when they're showing Michael Jordan oh yeah and they keep showing the back of his head and the side and well yeah

yeah it's because it's a distracting thing that completely takes you out of it yeah it's not hard to find some chubby guy who can do a funny accent and put a wig on him you know hey look at me I could be Boris, I do say, I like having sex with children. You joke, James, but I would love to see that.

Hey, you and me both, brother. I can play Tony Blair, perhaps, you know. Yeah. Hey, look at me. Oh! Oh, it's Tony. Hey, it's Tony B. How you doing, Tony?

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I'm Tony Blair. I am not a crook. When he's up on the Hague. What is this? This is drivel. Nonsense. So another thing that was really like, come on.

Now you're milking this for like, it's like almost you're forcing an emotion now me. Yeah. They have like, oh yeah, why no clock? And then they cut to like someone with me like holding a picture. Like this is a picture of my granny. She died during COVID. Yeah? Yeah.

While they were dancing and singing the spice girls. Yeah. I tell you what I want a really really And then just a montage of dead people To that song If you want to be my love That would have been good Literally that would have been something

Like you're making a point there It was just so like weak Like this is a picture of my granny She died It wasn't wine o'clock When she died It was dead o'clock She was 93 and had cancer

She was in the prime of her life She died from the wine cooler Yeah I tell you that old bit was on the way out So don't make it my problem, mate. All right. I bet you still went to Launders every day, didn't you? Had to get your coffee.

They show real footage, by the way, of a funeral. Like, you ever see those COVID funerals? No. Pretty funny, actually, yeah. Because they're all separate, okay? And the bit where, I think it's like his, this old man, his wife died, and this old man's crying. It's already laughing, all right?

And it's like, his son or someone tries to comfort him. But he's not alive. And then this guy be like, sir, sir, step back from the old man. Step back from the triangle, bitch, all right? A bunch of gun in his face. I will fucking waste you, motherfucker. Test me. You think I'm playing with you? God, these altar boys are not fucking around.

He has his knee on the old man's neck. I can't breathe. Oh, it's not very good at all. There's not even like that much attempts at humor. Like the bit we're like, I don't know if they're trying to be like, this is like, they're trying to be like the ticker or something like that. There's stuff sometimes like, oh. I want to ask you what's the taste like.

What you mean? Boris's cock. Oh, shut up you. Ah, you're messing around, pal. You know, I still respect you and admire you. Yeah. This isn't like the thick of it. Yeah.

You're a effing, you know, sauce pan. You're a bloody scoundrel. So, yeah, it's fucking... The actual drama in it, the actual, like, dramatization element is, I'd say maybe about 40% of it. Oh, Jesus, yeah. I'll watch on all four, so it's sit through the ads as well. Oh, God, I mean, you're more of a victim

than the old cunt that died, you know? Man, don't get me started. At least he's dead. You can't watch the ads then. There's no ads in heaven. That's the thing about heaven. It's premium account forever. No ads. Unlimited ad block. That's

purgatory. You just have to sit through a bunch of ads. Better help. Oh, fuck you. I don't want to have a Zoom call with a therapist who's got green hair and a nose ring

go back to your fucking Pixies tribute band you can't which by the way not to be mean here but I keep meeting people who are going to be

therapists I'm like oh you were disgusting I don't want you anywhere near give me Frayser or any of the week and then I watched another one on this shit

okay I had an awful day watching this shit I've been so depressed all day I was meant to do things like no I got to watch things for James otherwise James gonna beat me you're right you're right and I still might

I don't know you might win me over with this last one it's Rebecca versus Colleen okay this is a Waggatha Christie Wagga Christi yeah this is a two part hour long each drama

and this is I'm not joke about 95% courtroom scenes and you're five percent is like Rebecca Vardy in her room typing. It's like fucking sex in the city. He was like, Dear Diary, I'm going to court tomorrow.

Fuck, really? And then the other present is like Colleen Rooney and be like, Dear Diary, I'm going to court to prove how wrong. Yeah. And it's just mostly just... What was it again? What was the real thing? So Colleen Rooney taught someone was leaking stuff for the press.

And it turns out it was... She suspected Rebecca Vardy, created a fake Instagram, private story, which is her. Right. And it was given now fake stories and they end up in the sunday like you know it was funny it was a funny little story on Twitter Wagatha Christie's fun you don't need to make

a fucking two part dramatization I don't know it there's a musical as well in Dublin and the documentary so dramatization documentary and musical and you know what's also made me hated they show the funny tweets during it to show funny tweets about like people's reactions to it

hashtag Waggatha Christi ha ha ha it is literally like I am living for this. Yeah. It's giving Waggatha Christi. Yeah. It's all, yeah. But the only thing they have,

because I think they realize, like, the court cranscripts, transcripps. Transcripts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tran, no, the core grand grips, all right. The court, dead grips. Sickle, sicko, sickle. Sorry.

Go on. Yes. I bet you thought I wasn't hip. Yeah, yeah. I was like, dead grips. Who, they sound scary. are they like something else

I'm tired yeah yeah yeah and you got the Grateful Dead Grips Ah there you go There you go Yeah anyway

So they got Michael Sheen in To kind of like play a judge To kind of like try and give us some kind of like Yeah dramatic element you know Yeah yeah yeah He's the one with like Colleen it says here you said this

What about that No so how are they playing it Are they playing it straight or are they going for a pure comedic It's straight yeah It's straight. It's about boss bitches being boss bitches, you know? And what, the media being cruel and trolls?

They have a guy playing Jamie Vardy who doesn't talk. And they have a guy playing Wayne, who at first does like this guy look shite. But also Wayne Rooney looks shite half the time, anyway. He does. Yeah. He's talking, he's not really doing it. He's just talking. He's not really trying to do

Wayne impression, which is probably for the best. Yeah. Kind of like the Nixon movie, you know? Wayne Rooney Nixon is a similar... Who do they get to play the broads? All people you never heard of. Were they good looking? They were accurate to their representation.

So they really don't good looking, yeah. I wouldn't mind a bit of that, yeah. Even I wouldn't mind her leaking me. I wouldn't leak on her, you know? Yes. But after that, I just kind of felt sad. Yeah. And you watch the whole thing?

I watch the whole thing, yeah. And they end it with, like, to try and give it like this kind of like happy ending where like Colleen Rooney wins the case. Yeah. And Rebecca Verdi's sad, but then they're like, Rebecca Barney No, there's something

in the narration It was like The people of Britain We love a downfall But we love it When they bounce back No we don't Yeah

Keep them down in the gutter Stand on their neck Shoot their children Yeah So it wasn't very good I was very bored By the whole thing right there Yeah I mean

It's underwhelming You know Any kind of like small Buz that got off The reckoning Was long gone Yeah And you're just trying

To chase that high You know It's like Maybe party gate will tickle my fancy. Yeah. Anything you want to talk about? Um, no. No, good.

Yeah. I got a bit tired there. Holly Willoughby's gone as well. My week is fucked, man. Yeah. Just because I try to kidnap her. Yeah, although, by the way, so it started off like Holly Willoughby leaves this morning after kidnapping attempt.

Wait, what? Yeah, you're not here about this. No. Yeah. I heard she was gone. Somebody tried to kidnap her. Well, that's what they said. I was like, oh, the juicy details.

I'm taking a guy in the van. Like, how? Yeah. How would you do it? How would you pull it off? Fire a friend who wanted to kidnap Holly Willoughby. Where did he go wrong? All of his mistakes.

And how can he rectify that? It's just some guy who, like, posted, I want to kidnap her. Oh, right. They posted some, like, ugly fucking half, like, almost like, mobility scooter level of guy. You got a Batman t-shirt, all right? Pretty cool Batman t-shirt, I must say. Pretty sweet. Yeah, and he just, like, tweeted, like, I want to kidnap her.

And then, like, that's not a kidnapping. Yeah. Didn't even get off his ass, you know. Scotland Yard, break in. I think he googled how to buy rope. And he was like, oh, I got to get my crew. How to buy rope? Wow.

Macavelian, Jesus. Oh, my credit card's upstairs. I want to watch Batman instead. Yeah, yeah. But I think this got rid of her because it's too much of connection with the past. Yeah, yeah. You know, she definitely knew as well. It's funny, because there's a bit in the

Jimmy Saville documentary on Netflix where one of the producers from, the producer, the main producer, Jim will fix it. He's being grilled by Philip Schofield. It's like, and you really, you didn't know anything really? It's like, well, you're a bloody nonch, you know, which is probably what your

man was thinking the whole time. It's like, I'm getting grilled by a nonce for being friends with a nonce. I never fucked Eddie kids. It's the real prisoner's dilemma, isn't it? pedophile's dilemma. It's a snatch 22, huh? Yeah, so she's gone now. It's pretty sad. It doesn't know what you're talking about. I mean, I'm running the, I'm running comedy night

now. Me and you're going off to do some comedy after this. Well, I'm not. I'm just going to stand in the rain and flyer for you. No, I'll give you a spot, man. I don't want a spot in your sheet. Okay. No, no, no, no. I'll give this the one else. I was going to, yeah. Yeah, so this is, uh, you're, this is the rain of O'Toole is about to take over. Yeah, I think it's good for me. It's good for me. It's good. Otherwise, I get very sleepy. Yeah, yeah, and sad. Yeah. No, I don't get sad.

Oh, okay, just me then. Yeah, yeah. I've been very sad lately. It was a spider, you got bit by spider. A bit by spider, but it got infected, and I had to go on antibiotics. And people kept mocking you, like me. You, yeah, it got infected, and I had to, like, I was afraid it might have been Lyme disease, so that was

my big fear. Because it's this, like, big red, horrible mark, and it was getting gross, but no, it's just a spider, I'm fine, I'll probably be all right, but then I had no, you know, it's all been going wrong for me, you know. It's been feeling very unwell. What, what's going on?

Ah, no, I don't want to get into it. It's fine. No, I'm actually, that was a joke, guys. I'm actually living my best life and everything's going great and, you know, if you don't hear from me in the next few weeks, you know, don't be alarmed, just remember. Just smash my hard drive.

Just remember the good times, you know, the laughs that I gave you. Actually, that's the problem. Well, no, they're having fun. trying to give some shat into the little kiddies but the problem is I was showing to showing the people how much fun we're having and the naysayers of the negative nantes out there

were trying to say, oh no no no no no no you can't have that, can't have that well well well well that's cardin right there phone phone phone I'm not sorry I'm a nomad I never know where I'm gonna be my case comes up next Thursday he always said that

oh I love having fun I'm always having fun I'm always having fun in fact my case comes like next Thursday Like, it's actually insane, like the amount of innuendors, like, oh, I'm feared and every girl's school of Britain. When he's actually driving, he's driving in his rolls, right, say, come along, Jeeves, off to the school now, and they just open the gates he drives in, like, you, you and you, get in the bloody guy, here we go, don't ask questions, and then he'd be on TV being interviewed by Parkinson's, like, my case comes up next to. Like, Jimmy, you're very droll, you know, you're a little rap, scald, you're It's just like, he's a penal, he's having six with kids, and you all know about it. It's mental. Anyway, that's, yeah, hey.

Man, they should have had a Rolf Harris bit as well, that being funny, yeah. Yeah, Gary Glitter. Yeah, kind of like a Marvel universe kind of thing. Mr. Blobby? Well, I think Rolf is the next big one they have to do. Yeah? yeah i mean like they you know ralph is like um who's going to play ralph harris brighton they could do a trip style show oh wow that would be amazing

we're fucking uh hugh jackman is ralph harris yeah everyone's saying he's going to come out is gay hugh jackman i'm not going to say ralph harris for me i was like don't ruin ralph harris for me nah he was all about that puss um you keep saying he's going to come out his gay wishful taking dude maybe some day the greatest show man I got something he could show me well he's got a book coming out

he's going to reveal it all he's just divorced his wife the wife he's been married for like which by the way she's a dog you know you're right I agree with you Brian I agree with the thing you said did not be she is a pig she's a worthless hall

I don't see nice I believe in true love sorry in fairness there was a bit of disparity he was very good looking and she was not. So a lot of people speculate that it was just that she was his beard. But what were you going to say you were going to say something? I was going to say something. I was going to say the same thing, to be honest. A little bit of a disparity right there

and I always knew he was gay by the way. Did you? Yeah. Why didn't you tell me? Why are you trying to just let me go into that hotel room with him? He didn't fuck me. He just made me watch musicals. It was shit crack. It sucked. Yeah. So he's

he's writing a tell-all memoir and as he says I'm finally going to be honest with myself but I've heard that maybe he was very good friends with a Mr. Brian Singer and Brian Singer was very likable guy might have been spotted at those pool parties

with those little boys and little shorts well I mean singer that's thing you can't well I shut up I still have X-Men 2 all right you can't ruin that on me I still have X-E X-Men, and there's nothing you can do about it.

But Singer, like, Singer was a very gregarious kind of guy. It's the same with, like, Chris Tucker. You love Chris Tucker still, don't you? Yeah, of course. Even though the whole unpleasantness. No, there's no unpleasantness. Exactly, yeah. So, you love Chris Tucker. I love Hugh Jackman, all right?

The white Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker is just Hugh Blackman. Anyway. There's a little hanging fruit for you. You made it work, because you're delivery. That makes it work right there. Let's see, before we go there, I watched the Golden Bachelor.

Oh, yeah, what's that? Very sad. Old Wrinkle. Man, it's like, you know, The Bachelor's dating show, right? Imagine the Golden Bachelor, but they're all in their 60s, and the guy's like,

my wife died a week ago. Damn to meet some ladies. And they're always crying. Oh, they're crying. You know what the most depressing aspect of the show is? They're all in their 60s, but they all look better than me. And you think they're crying.

I'm fucking, well, I'm babbling like, a little baby. So the bit of it we're talking about how they have bunk beds. Uh-huh. So for some reason they make it sleep in bunk beds like it's some kind of cult or a concentration. Yeah, but the women are talking about

how they've all got weak bladders because they're old women so they're going to piss on each other in the bunk beds. Oh, wow. Yeah, do you piss on old women, do you James? No? No. I've never pissed on an old woman.

I've never pissed on anyone. Really? Well, except myself. Yeah. That doesn't count. That's cool though right there. Would you piss on somebody if they asked? No.

Would you let a chick piss on you? No, no. Piss is piss, you know. What about shit? Shit, yes. Yeah, yeah. I'm not gay. Hell yeah.

Dump a load. Just a brick a load right into my mouth. Pissed is a whole like clean up element with shit, you know. It's grand. It's just, it's bio degrade. Gobble, gobble, like a hungry, hungry hippo. I was just thinking there, do you ever like take a shit that's so good? You just kind of like feel like you can conquer the world, you know?

It's like, you've got all these problems. You get big shit. and you're like, I feel great now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, there's not as much blood in it as usual. I can take all in the world. Actually, you hear Brendan Burns. I'm fed in every proctologist office in London.

Oh, no, then, no. You're Brendan Burns in rehab now. He's the Australian comedian. Yeah, yeah. He's mentioned, because he said he's loads of shit in his puke and, uh, no, sorry, shit in his puke, eh? So that is unusual. I'm not sure rehab is really going to help.

Oh, no, they're shit in my puke. I better stop boozing The blood is puking shit So he's gone to rehab now He's been drinking too much right there He's brought to mind to me at that He's had a, why are you

How do you know about Who's following Brendan Burns? I've got my Google alerts Oh really? No, I don't, I just came up in Chortle I want Chortle sometimes See what the comedy world's doing And I don't like what I see

Yeah, yeah Given Al Porter a four star of you, apparently Very good comic Oh, okay Yeah, yeah Oh, you're gonna go after him as well he used to bring the man when he's down

yeah yeah what he'd very being constructive he was never on the Epstein flight logs was he you'll give Chris Tucker a pass but not poor old Al yeah

yeah but yeah he's gone he's gone to rehab there it's very sad he's trying to raise money and he's like trying to raise like 30 grand

oh fuck he's trying to crowd fund rehab right there that is sad Jesus Christ just I mean that's your future about two months

pull. I'm actually off the drink now. Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, being off to drink, tell you what, I've been off to drink and there's some situations where I'm like, oh, if I was on the drink right now, this would not be good right now. Yeah. Well, I can be sensible and you know, be like, oh. Tonight

and tomorrow night, gigging, but not boozing. I'm off the drink. No, I'm not drinking, no. Why? Well, I'm on antibiotics for the... That's shit makes it better, dude. No. Wait, so we're both going to be sober tonight. Yeah, yeah. Oh, this is going to be a disaster, man. no we can stand back in judgment you know we'll be like the craze you know what i was thinking it's

kind of like we're like uh i'm jimmy sabal and you're like the boy i bring around you know you know like you have to call me father yeah yeah okay yeah i was gonna say something but then i didn't have anything to stay so ah you know yeah so we're just an hour right there i'll be honest i kind of got a bit tired there but i've been going kind of out and about I kind of was thinking of buying a Halloween costume but it's too late now how's that

well I'm gone to car load the next few days I'm gonna get back I don't know what did it was the 18th yeah well I don't know what would you go as a cop

a cop I feel powerful okay and just drive a car around and arrest people yeah yeah pull it up show me with your mouth

show me how you suck cock with your mouth you little fucking suck cock shuck yeah that's the reference to a movie yes bad lieutenant with a

Mr. Harvey Keitel, wonderful performance. Great movie. Great movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I live my life with him. Man, cartel, like a little Kai to go, oh, oh, Harvey Keitel. Yes, yeah, you got there, he looks good, naked, is what I was going to say. I was just picturing him with his cock outspoken crack

and I just, oh. Awaken something. That's the real reckoning right there. Any plans for the upcoming week, James? I'm going to see Flowers of a Killer Moon. I'm going to a party on Friday. I'm going to another birthday party on Monday. day and then I'll probably watch cheers and

eat yoker naked yeah at the party yeah in the cinema as well just with your phone on loudspeaker just you know yeah man so many people now like I guarantee people in their phone so it's a three and a half hour film yeah

people are generally they can't handle that they need to like emergency breaks to watch TikTok's during it yeah would they do an intermission is that still a thing I don't know if they will They don't do intermissions anymore, do they? They probably should because, I mean, three and a half hours is a long time. Not for me.

Okay. Well, for us humans who aren't like little droids, suckling on Scorsese's ball bag. Oh, it's so good, Marty. I'm not going to piss beforehand. Out of respect. Yeah. I'm going to need my year. I'm going to save my seed for Scorsese.

This could be his last film. No. he's working on a film right now called the wager the wager yeah what's it about um i don't know it's got a lean ar decapriona oh that's refreshing yeah uh good i could i could i could look it up but i'm not arced he's got he's got a few irons in the fire right there but anyway look i'm looking forward to followers of the killer moon i think it'll be good it won't let you down like the reckoning no no no or maybe it will i mean watch go watch i kind of been the mood of not watching things lately yeah i feel like watching things like do you ever think that like

watching, you know, Party Gate and Colleen Rooney and, you know, I watched a Nan movie last week with Catherine Tate. You think I'm just, this is just a little shit. Yes.

I think it is. But I tell you, it's the kind of shit people like, you know? Yeah, I hope so. Probably. Because it really doesn't give me any pleasure at all.

What do you think would give you pleasure, Brian? Going out and about, being alive. You're going out. I can't. You're going. I got to cancel the gig tonight.

and the parties yeah you know what's going to do now is I was going to watch all the Edgar Allan Poe movies with Vincent Price why I don't know

don't do that wrong yeah don't do that that's not going to be good for anyone the pendulum dude uh huh I don't even know what that is

yeah but anyway look we should have this gig you're going to make me stand out in the rain and flyer for you for hours on end

and pay me peanuts you're getting paid What? Maybe you get paid. I'll see how I feel. I'm taking all the money. I like how the power is going to your head. Look, I bought a car reader.

You don't actually have any power yet. See, look, I bought a car reader. I see it, yeah. I was playing myself there today. Do you know how to use it? Yeah, I was paying myself. It's cool. Okay.

Yeah, I can give myself 10 euro. All right. Go around in circles. Yeah. You think that's money laundering, do you? I'm like the cartels. Yeah. we're going to end it there i'm just stretching now all right okay thanks for listening