Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 211 : The Matthew Perry Conspiracy

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

We investigate Disney adults and political assassinations.

All right. Oh, are we going? Yeah. Oh, wow, that was quick right there. I liked that. That's how I do, baby. We're back in my room. It's a free episode.

I was just telling James, I'm becoming more of a man there, taking a law on my own hands. Yeah. I bought black mold remover, some black up in the ceiling. So you've become a vigilante. A little bit of black mold remover. It does sound like a bit of like a, you know, the Knights of Columbus style. I am the black mold remover. Yeah, but I'm going to do it myself.

The city cries out like a black retard. There's a... asking me to save it and I will say no there's a bit of black mold in the corner there I'm not going to let it

become an issue because you were the problem with black mold didn't you well it wasn't a problem I liked it you know I became friends

I became friends with it you know like I remember hearing this guy talking about cancer and he was like the trick is to become friends with the cancer you know

like you try and fight it man yeah where you're putting in dangerous stuff in your body you're like chemo chemo is basically giving you autism man

alright Right. Yeah. So, like, no more chemo. Yeah. Stop that. Done. Embrace, it's all vibes, man.

Okay. Embrace the cancer. Yeah. Become friends of the cancer cells and then you will live. Become your higher vibrational self and, you know, be at a frequency that says, no cancer. You will not, you will not dictate it when I die. Yeah. Yeah.

But, and then you become real chill right there and real cool. So that's it. I'm watching Andrew Huberman or whatever that. that cunts call is that called who's that dude huberman he's like uh he runs for like 19 hours a day and then called you a fat retard if you don't do the same oh no i i'm not even on that level i couldn't even watch that video i try and watch on youtube like no access denied did you mean uh ranga rock thor ranga rock yeah that's a jew that isn't it yeah that's you that's you that is that is so we got a lot stuff talk about there and then we're going to do a pod

then I'll remove the black mold then we'll do a comedy show we're going to do a stand-up show tonight so it's all kicking off here we gotta go flyer in the city with the dogs and the pavos and the pints and the buggers all the children sell drugs

all the children sell drugs man it's like it's like we're living Adam and Paul man it's like Adam and Paul you know like it's like the wire and I try to teach them chess but they just call me gay so yeah we're going to talk about I watched um I was going to be of a buzz

there because killers of a flower moon So I watched Martin Scorsese's first movie I also watched The Killer The David Fincher movie But you were like, don't ruin it on me Well, yeah, I want to watch it I'll watch it and we'll do an episode about it That's a red flag

Yeah, we'll do an episode about it when you watch it It'll be on Netflix thing probably tomorrow Yeah, exactly, so on Netflix in two days actually Yeah, so perfect So stay up till midnight Okay But you're working the weekend Yeah

Callin Sick Yeah It's the killer It's giving Fincher vibes I'm watching David Fincher to get rid of my bowel cancer So whilst We're downstairs watching some stuff there

I was watching some Warhammer videos I'm getting into Warhammer now Jennifer Lawrence's pussy Yeah I was showing you Jennifer Lawrence's pussy We didn't get very good footage of it though Oh like big foot footage You know It was all shaky because you can't show

You can't show proper nudity back to the left. You can't show... There's a prune film. No. Prun? Yeah, you work with that back. Come back next week.

But like... That's it. I blew it. Like, they can't show proper nudity on YouTube. So I was showing James a clip from the newest hit comedy, No Hard Feelings. With Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence is pussy

and Matthew Broderick. They've teamed up right there. You see Matthew Broderick's pussy in there, and also her tits. a scene that where she's naked. I was showing you the scene, but on YouTube you can't actually show nudity, so it's kind of like a shaky kind of like found footage, Blair Witch

Project. It was like kind of cropped. Blair bitch project. Yeah, yeah, the audio was gone. I couldn't come at all. It was terrible. Blair Poon project. Yeah. Yeah. Not as easy as it looks, eh? But yeah, you couldn't, there was no audio and no real visuals. But it's still nice tits though. Yes, yes. Well, she's an

attractive lady. Yeah, and Matthew Broderick as well. Can't be him. Sure. He beat the charges. He beat it. Beat the charges, they never even got that far. You seem slick man, too slick, you know, hey, Ferris Bueller wouldn't kill two women. I fucking Faris Bueller's after killing me wife

and daughter. Dibau Bowe. Oh, also, I watched some really funny Matthew Perry videos downstairs. RIP, of course, RIP. Yes, RIP. I knew he's a bit of a, he was a bit fond of the drugs. Yes. But man, he was really fun. It was almost like a

problem. Almost, but not quite. He's taking 53 perks Fifty-five, I think said Was it perks or Vicodin? Probably Vicodin and Perks Either way it was a lot And then he's drinking like a novelty bottle of vodka

Like a bottle like in the shape of a swan You know Party-sized bottle Basically a jug with a handle on a just swigging vodka He basically is drinking moonshine Doing pills He would go to open houses Yeah

He would go to open houses Like I'm Chandler I'm gonna use the bathroom yeah let me check your medicine cabinet Chandler are you stealing the pills Chandler wouldn't do that how are you doing that's not what Chandler says

Chandler's getting upset no perks for you the perk datsy no perks for you oh we've got schizophrenic again no we haven't no yeah it's what Chandler would have wanted there no look I always loved

fucking when I was kid watching friends. Chandler was always my favourite. I think me and you are Chandler's. Yeah. That's not a compliment. I mean, like, so... I look like Chandler five minutes after they fished him out of the hot tub, you know? Well, the serious thing about Chandler is, he was a guy who was funny,

but, like, it would often make him unlikable. You know? He'd say the wrong things sometimes. He's trying to be funny, and he would alienate people, and he wasn't good with women because he'd be nervous, say something funny right there. Wouldn't know how that is, my friend. I'm a cool dude, 24, 7, 3, 6, 5, baby.

You're David Schwimmer, you're dating children. Oh, Chandler, stop stealing the pills out of my 14-year-old girlfriend's basketball. You believe they were all in pills. They probably are. But he couldn't handle his shit, you know, like, Joey's probably just doing some coke and he does the fucking show, does his taping. Well, fucking Jennifer Aniston's

obviously just mainlining an adrener chrome into her pussy, you know? That's truth. That's facts. Tell me I'm wrong. Can you prove me wrong? I've smelled a picture of her. I could smell the adrener chrome. That bitch got an adrenochrome into pussy. Gotta wash your ass.

Look, RIP, the Chandler. He was a good one. It's sad that he's gone. We're watching some videos about him. I didn't know. So he went to school with Justin Trudeau. Yeah. And Justin Trudeau was in blackface the whole time. And Chandler was so scared he started drinking. He taught as a black

kid in his class. But his mother was like a head of communications or some high up in like the the Trudeau establishment. Yeah, for Justin's dad. Yeah, his father. Yeah. And his mother, Justin Trudeau's mother was banging

Mick Jagger. So it's all kind of... Nice. Yeah. Mick Jagger, Fidel Castro, she fucked all the rolling stones at once. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. The rolling bones, baby. Rolling Poon. Yeah. Yeah. That'll come back. You just never let me live down my failures, do you? Any little

slighted fraction, you have to magnify it. And force me to replay it. I can't wait till you're on TV someday. And you're like, why did the drinking start? It was brine. It was bright. He said my poo and pun puns were some barren mess I had to I by the end of it I was eating

55 packets of stittles I was out of control taste the rainbow I couldn't even see the rainbow I was so fucked up dude I love as well that one stage I remember when the interviews we watched

she was like you were taking 53 a day what makes you take that and he's like well you wake up and you're like I want 53 hey you know what really hit the spot 53 Vikings it and a cheeseburger. It's funny because I assume like if you're that rich that cheeseburger.

If you're so rich, okay, it's like, you know, call up like, give me 53. Yeah. But he's still going around like getting MRI. He's like, oh, I got a headache. Oh, I got tummy problems. I think back then, though, like it was maybe just before like the opioid crisis where you get it on. He started.

Yeah, it was all Chandler. They were looking at this guy like, hey, if this guy does it, imagine if all of them, whoa. these pills are popular A country full of Chandler's Think about it So yeah Like I was back before Like you know

So he just had to go doctor shopping And pharmacy shopping is what they call it You go around to a bunch of different Doctors and chemists With fake mustache Hello Butcher There's Chandar in the overcoat

And like Matt Leblanks His legs They go in dressed as a donkey You know like the two people And the donkey costume I feel like an ass it's very silly very tragic though

but then like obviously you know I was going on TikTok going down the conspiracy rabbit holes give me the scoop here here's the big one right here's the big enchilada baby he put up a post

like okay so he was never really that prolific on Instagram but then in the last month He put up something like 20 posts all saying, I'm Matt Man, I'm watching the skies tonight, I'm Matt Man. And then he, right, this is the big one. This is the big one, folks. I'm not going to get it off, folks, this is real. These people are demons, God damn it.

He put up this thing, this is all I've had to eat today. And it was just three cranberries. No, who was the singer of the cranberries, Dolores Reardon? How did she die? Dead in a bathtub, my friend. Who's a gay return door, Brian? Ah, yes. I have best to do in this battle of wits.

Obviously, TikTok was popping on the conspiracy shit. Well, that, I respect that so much, though. I respect, man, people talk about facts and stuff. Fuck that, man. Logic can go fuck itself. I love shit like that. It's almost like outsider art in the way. To connect two things.

So it's like, to take, like, let's say, like, I don't know, like Michael Collins and Jews and you kind of link them together and to link it is like Michael Collins oh Israel and like if you connect it properly it's like very satisfying

it's almost like a joke in a way where it's like here set up punchline like oh that's good right there you make the pieces fit yeah yeah you take chaos and are like no it's because of Dolores Cottle and you're like Dolores O'Reyerton

oh what's their name I think Gary Cattle he killed Chandler and you're platforming him. Are you feel proud? You took a picture of three Gary Cattles. Glores O'Reidon. O'Rearland. Yeah. She's dead. Who cares?

Fucking. But anyway, yeah. What conspiracy theories is there about Chandler Bing? Well, obviously that was the big one. Then his, you know, apparently he visited the Epstein Island a number of times. And he was known to kind of have a lot of... Yeah, I know. I know, I know, exactly. Except me. Yeah, except us.

yeah good luck getting an invite now you know it's still the island's still there it's not as much crack these days apparently it got bought by some like big big wig some big wig with a tiny dick has anyone uh you know like filmed it around walked around and filmed it or like you know not not in wasn't there like there was like google the people were doing like pictures from planes of the island yeah yeah yeah like drone footage and all that shit yeah whatever i think someone would be interested in that wouldn't you Oh, I guess it's us. We're only ones who care about that stuff.

But anyway, Chandler's dead and he's never coming back. So it's a Chandler-Bing less world. There's before Chandler and after Chandler. That's how we're... BC, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well. But hey, enough about that.

Let's get to Martin Scorsese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, actually, we've got a few things to talk about there, okay? Like, Ukraine is not doing well right now. Is that still, like, who the... It's still happening. Well, Zelensky. cares. Apparently, like, Biden

is full on just like, would you just shut up, would you? Yeah. We're doing Israel now, okay, you're done. Yeah, yeah. It's like the old hairstyle. No one cares about it now. But, like, Biden's just like, just fucking give it to Russia, you know? And Zelensky, like, no. Zelensky started swearing.

Really? Yeah, he was like, yeah, we're not going to give up to F in Russia. Yeah. I won't say the actual swear. But, like, yeah, he said F Russia. And then everyone was like, come on. Like, you know what's funny? Back in the day like, yes. Now, like, Sendsky, no need for that. Yeah, come on.

Have some decoral old boy. You're on HBO. What do you think? There's an episode of California, case. Yeah. Yeah, so, like, everyone's just saying do a peace deal now.

Yeah. It's funny, because if you said that a few weeks ago, yeah, you were a fucking, you were basically, yeah, a Putin sucker. Yeah, yeah. And now it's going to be a peace deal, and they were going to do a peace deal

like months ago. Yeah. And then the UK and, America are both like, no, no, we're not doing that. We don't capitulate. Yeah. And now, like, fucking capitulate, would you? Man, you're going to make yourself look like a little bitch pussy in front of Putin, man, you're going to be a Putin pussy?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And now he is. Yeah. And now, like, they're like, you're a pussy if you don't, if you don't, uh, capitulate, if you don't sign the peace deal. It's getting, Russia, for Russia, they're like, why not just keep going? Well, what, like, hey, I mean, let's see where the, where the chips fall where they may, you know? Like is that just like

Also now America wants Ukraine to bow down to us Yeah Pretty sweet Imagine how good it must be for Putin Putin they're like

Oh he's limping Oh he's dying any minute now Putin's getting stronger And stronger That's right man I tell you I tell you Look this is just

Vladimir Putin's world And we're all living in it Baby And now that Chander's gone Putin has full strength Also I like it Because selfishly

It fucked up Chelsea Chelsea Football Club Because their owner was Russian At Branovich He had to sell Remember all those sanctions I remember that Yeah, it's so funny

And then they had to sell All right And now it's just whatever And now we're like Actually no you need to sell really That's the thing man Just weather the storm It'll blow over

It's yesterday's fish and chips paper You know Yeah exactly Same with Israel But I guarantee you Next week No one'll even care Next care

The Palestinians What? Oh yeah I forgot Oh yeah But you see There's a new Mean

World's remake. Come on. Yeah. Oh, by the way, have you seen that thing on the Jerusalem Post? You read that, don't you? I subscribe. But, like... I mean, I'm going to expose myself as a bit of a Philistine here.

I've never read the Jerusalem Post. They published an article, like, I swear to God, it's not parody, it's how to lose weight during the Hamas War. Okay. And it's all like, you know, I have anxiety now because all the Palestinians are dying and it's giving me bad vibes. but don't

use that excuse for a cheat day okay girls you know when you're watching that use the energy to do some push-ups some squats

yeah I mean look every cloud is a silver lining so when they drop a bob on you and you lose a limb that's gonna knock off a few pounds you're gonna be you know you get on the scale with your one peg leg

and you'll be slimmer than ever squat squad that's what we call yeah Yeah, squat, squads. That's what Massad are called now. Well... Actually, by the way, speaking with Massad,

I started watching Munich there. Okay. I watched Munich as a kid, but I didn't fully... I didn't know what... I thought it was all fictional. Yeah. I didn't know that was actually...

I didn't know Jews are real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, now... So now I kind of have better... I kind of don't remember watching... I watched it was like 14 or 13 or something like that. I've never seen it. Yeah, so it's about Black September,

or terrorist group. Oh, maybe... Maybe Spielberg did his magic. on me. Our freedom fighters, depending on your thing. So, Black September

Day, um, so they did that the Munich Olympics. The Munich Olympics. And they wore that weird mask. And what? How many did they kill? The kill?

11. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And an injured mower. So they were Palestinian terrorist group who killed Israeli. Olympic, yeah, elites. Okay, right, right. And then because that Mossad went, you know,

Israel are a little bit like, you know, when you go to prison. Yeah. Me and you wouldn't do well. Yeah. Well, no, I won't even say you. I think you actually do better than me. I don't know.

I probably wouldn't fit in very well. I'm like, I think the neo-Nazis don't like my channeler impressions. It's like mean girls, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The plastics? You're all plastics. You give the neo-Nazis like protein bars and you get a fed ass. I try to join the brother of Islam, brothers of Islam.

And they're like, nah, man. Most of my point. So, like, when you go into prison, a big thing people do is they act crazy. All right. It's like, you don't fuck with him because he goes mental. Yeah, it goes local. They pissed themselves on purpose. And, like, you know, anyone looks at them to go like, fuck you.

That doesn't work, by the way. You just get gang raped straight away. Oh, right. Well, I wish he told me that last week. Hey, teach you mind to fish, right? Teach a man to rape. Israel's like that where I think they deliberately overreact. That's their big thing is they overreact.

It was like, you don't fuck with us. We're going to go, we're going to kill so many civilians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you and be like, oh, maybe don't, oh. And then, like, they kind of kill those people. Then after it's like, oh, I guess, you know, we'll stop now for a while, you know, wink. But, like, that's, Munich's about that. So they, it's about the massad to get team together with Eric Banna and Daniel Craig.

Yeah. Or either, they're not Jewish. No, they're not. Okay. And then they are off the books. I guess they probably couldn't find Jewish actors in Hollywood. Spielberg didn't know any juice. Is it Spielberg directly?

In their defense, I will say now, they're not meant to be playing Israelis. Like Daniel Craig is South African. Oh, okay. So it is like Massad, they don't even use themselves. They get like off the books gang of like mercenaries. Black ops. Yeah, it's proper mercenaries. They're guys who really, they're like,

what's Palestine, how much money? I don't care, like, you know. And like, do I just have to kill the children or can I rape them too? You do you, whatever you think you want to do, you go ahead, you know, it's fine with me, it's fine. Yeah, so like, I think I couldn't remember exactly if the film was a real raw, raw,

like, you know, like, you know, fucking action movie, like, kill him, kill him! I was a bit, just a bit more nuanced. I didn't finish the movie. Chuanse. Oh, come on. Poonons You're giving me nothing here

Jew aunts Jewish nuance Jewish nuance That's good It's good Yeah I couldn't admit it Because I was seeding

with rage But like so Seems to be a bit more Like you know Like they kill Civility Like they kill incidents But they kind of feel bad about it

Yeah mercenaries have real They're known For their guilty Congences Oh no All mercenaries are Empaths deep down You know

this is bad vibes I'll get you some healing crystals yeah I didn't finish it now but it seems a bit more interesting than I thought it was I thought it's a pure Hollywood just like bang bang bang bang bang time to take out the trash

yeah yeah yeah but like I don't know I'll finish it now I'll tell you what it seems to be I'll be honest with you an excuse for Spielberg to do some tense scenes and I think that's really it's like

he won't do an action movie but he wanted to win an Oscar as well and it's like a nice mix of the two right there. Yeah, yeah. And you know what? I'm liking it so far. I've heard it.

I mean, it's considered a good movie. Yeah, yeah. And I'll tell you, it pissed off a lot of, um, extreme Israel people. Really? Yeah, yeah. Because they're, even that kind of small hint of like, perhaps by killing these terrorists, we are similar to the terrorists. You know, like, even a small little hint of that.

They're like, no, no, this is wrong. They're wrong, Mr. Spielberg. Sorry. now this is terrible I know look I know it's not cool to do that voice but it's so much fun I just like it

He's got nothing guys I've got nothing Come on What's the do to do Go do his wife and kids I like this like going to cancel him Yeah he's got nothing to You gotta give me something

To take it away from me Take away his black mold Yeah Oh God Yeah I like the movie now Spielberg, it's annoying sometimes, like, you see a Spielberg movie like Dan, are like, oh, you can actually do like

a good film, and he look up his, he's like the BFG and the fucking ready player one and all this nonsense. AI. AI, I think, is considered all right. Oh, okay. It was, you know, it's a Kubrick movie. Kubrick, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, but I mean

in the last few years, he'd like to film The Post. Do you ever see the Post? No. Oh, awful, man. Yeah. Really terrible. But a newspaper. Yeah, it's about a good. girl boss it's about in the film it's i think helen mirror and it's like i'm gonna stop the war take that nixon yeah uh but in the real life she just was a rich bitch she didn't do anything at all you yeah of course he did that film bridge of spies that wasn't terrible now but it's very

he's got a style it's a very kind of like uh hollywood you know and like um munich felt a bit different munich felt a bit more gritty yeah yeah whereas yeah like his movies you know it's the rising score like and maybe just maybe we could make this crazy world make sense just once in a while in a Spielberg movie normally you never

for a second they're like how should I feel because they're like you know saving private Ryan is so fucking stupid like just like the yeah the American military industrial complex are like this poor mothers had to bury three children we better

spend millions and time an effort to rescue some fucking hayseed hillbilly hick we can't have a sad mother during the war that's the last time I don't care

like sure we want to stop to genocide the Jews but what's more important a sad woman yeah yeah it was not good I think you know Stephen probably Ryan Least

has a bit of crack to it you know I mean look that opening scene is fucking amazing like that will always be the post has a bit where like Helen Mirren's walking up to steps

and it's like a line of women being like, you know, we love you, go, go. Yes, Queen. Yeah, like that. Megan the Stallion starts twerking, even though it's the 60s. Yeah, like in his films, the real end word is subtlety. Oh, ho! There we go. Yeah, sootty's the bad word of him.

And also with the post as well, the ending is like almost like a Marvel movie where like it ends. But then like, here we got a phone call. And it's like this guy, you go like, hey, yeah, there's something weird happening in that hotel. The hotel name Watergate Bump Bumpo Oh shit Oh here it goes

Yeah it's like one step away from like Captain America That's right Billy And you think this was bad Wait till you see Tanos Oh it was so stupid I hated it Oh yeah I like this

Come on get angry His newest film is I did like What do you call that dancing movie With the Puerto Ricans what he called it West Side Story Yeah I did like West Side Story

Oh Yeah you know the guy's a rapist Yeah Ansel Yeah Ansel Faggil What Ansel Wagglewart

Yeah Ansel Igor I was called Terrible actor though Yeah he was bad And Snow White was in the film Oh that bitch Man

What is going on with Snow White I'm pretty sure They've like They've pushed it back To like 2025 If it even comes out at all The amount of grown men

On YouTube Yeah This is the end of Disney. I'm going to kill myself and my children because Snow White is not right. You mean to tell me that Snow White

is played by a bloody Muslimic or something. Well, I think she's Hispanic actually. But I did all the people like, Snow White is something that we all love. I was a little boy. I was a boy, okay, I wasn't gay. I watched Snow White every day in a week and I dress up

like Snow White. But that's what little boy should do, all right? That's called gender norms. And now you got some fuck out what I'm fucking used out. And they're not even proper midgets. Yeah. Yeah, they're all like gobbles, gobbledy goops. No, no, apparently the

rumor was that I got me too loud there. The rumor was they're meant to be like Danish spirits. Okay. But now they made them little people. They made them dwarfs now. But the really sticking point is what's her name, Rachel, something or other. The girl playing Snow White.

Like she's done interviews where she just like openly shits on like, you know, it was written in the 40s and you can tell, it's so weird and growing. But you know what? I mean, it is kind of weird. But yeah, no, I agree. But here's the thing.

You're like, no, you should be able to kiss a woman when you're on conscience. While all those midgets jerk off. And you want to fuck your own step-man. No, look, what she's saying is actually true. But it's how she says it. She just has a really obnoxious, annoying, Conti personality.

That is what it is. I'm going to be a walk there. She is what? Is she like 12? Like 20 something. Oh. Well, yeah. Oh, thank God. But whoever she is, like she's a young fucking, young dummy in Hollywood. Look, you can try and be a sort of, you know, I love how Ansel Egelfor is like, yeah, look at her.

Oh, she's disrespects no way. Yeah. Lisa, I get my mouth shut. You know what I mean? Unlike some others I could mention, fuck you know. Yeah, but she's just really annoying And if you look at the videos You get it You understand

Yeah, she's just annoying Disney people in general They're so weird Like you know the way Well yeah Like Disney adults You always South Park I didn't watch

But South Park Released a new episode there Oh the Panderverse Yeah yeah And it's kind of joke We're like Yeah like Cartman's a black woman You know

I didn't watch it You know apparently it's funny You know Yeah But I'll watch it some stage I haven't watched South Park in a while No me neither

It's kind of like They did their Trump shit I was like, I'm done. And it's kind of like, you know, what is like, season 30? Yeah. I think it's okay to watch 26 seasons of something and be like, I'm okay now. I've got enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, Trey and Matt, you know. But, like, point is, that came out. And it's funny these guys are like, uh, this is going to change everything. Matt and Trey, they might not be safe right now. You're going to get canceled, okay? Like, these guys have made fun of Muhammad, but this is nothing compared to Bob Iger and Disney. You know it's bad when South Park are making fun of you. They literally make fun of everything.

They're probably going to cancel all the Avengers movies now because South Park have taken them down. Disney is done. Yeah. You better close up those underground sex dungeons you got down there. We all know about it. Yeah, so my point is I'm actually pro Zegler, whatever name is Rachel Bigler.

Yeah. Rachel Bing. I guarantee you if you watch the video you want. Oh yeah, but she's, She's kind of hot. Not even that hot. Oh, well, well, well. Look at James over there.

Well, yeah, look at me. Take it in, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is when a man lives his truth. Yeah, I probably wouldn't let her suck my sausage. Yeah, that's right. I'm an alpha dog. Yeah, obviously she's not.

It's a very, a lot of satire in these podcasts. You probably wouldn't pick up, you fucking cunt. Yeah, your dog brain out there. Oh, no. they said something bad. Yeah, that shoe that's his, you deft bent. Yeah.

But anyway, let's talk about who's knocking on my door. The first... Who's knocking on my door, the Palestinian remake. Ah, yeah. There's a new... There's a new movie.

No, the release in 1950, whatever, right? Really? 50s? 50s, yeah. I look it up there exactly. So, it's an interesting story. So it started off as a short film. So it's a Martin Scorsese.

movie who's knocking on my door it started off the short movie about Italian guys New York yeah so yeah what make of that you know pretty crazy and one of them loves movies okay yeah and then as they're doing it they're like we can make this a longer film and then Marit was like how do we put a love story in and then love story became like interesting and then it basically they kind of cut out a lot of stuff so it was a big mess it was like a long it took like two years of filming and they kept changing the story okay But then a little woman called Telma Schumacher came in. His editor.

Yeah. And then she is their first job. Oh, sorry, it's 1967. Yeah, I thought 50s was a bit. 1842. Yeah. Martin Scorsese gave up his job as a prospector after the gold rush. Well, concerted partner, I got to make me a movie.

So it's a complete mess of a film that they shot for years and years, way over budget. Tell him it comes in, turns into a semi-movie. And I watched it there, who's knocking on my door, 1967? Very interesting. Now, I wouldn't say it's like, you know, in any way, like a good movie or even a cohesive, like, actual film, you know?

Yeah. But it's like seeing a young athlete, you know, it's like seeing a video of David Beckham as a child running around and, like, he kicks the ball and doesn't fall over here. And like, oh, interesting, you know? I mean, look at a little, let me look at a boy more. How's you going there, Mr. and Mrs. Beckham? I was just looking at your list. little boys through the fence here

and I think, oh, I should take him with me to Manchester, what you what you reckon? Yeah, Fergie recruit with Martyrs-Corsese. Mr. Ferguson, hello, it's me, Martyrs-Cors-Haddy, ooh, oh, oh, ah, my Faddy, Faddy, How, ooh.

So, the saving grace this movie is the cast. They got, it's mostly all duds that never acted again, but he got Harvey Kitell in his first movie and a woman. yeah don't know about that

I forget the name it just that won't work a woman in the movie that will never shake off there's that old adage you know women in film either naked or dead

but both is better you ever heard that you know what animals you want to say either naked or dead that was like a really famous thing some old movie producer said like from the golden age

of Hollywood don't act like you didn't come up with that just there I wish if I came up with that I wouldn't be sitting in this shit hole with you and your black mold

defending fucking Pakistani snow white or whatever the fuck you know what I mean I think she's a boss bitch James oh she's a queen yeah you eat fruit

yeah on drink your iron brew I think it's helping do you it's making me a man it's like testosterone Rogan drinks it all the time anyway so it's about a guy

played by Harvey Coitel He runs around when he's want to be gangsters, you know, they're like, you know, they have a few little rackets, you know, like they're a bullying old man, like, he'll get his protection money. He's like, oh, who are you? And it's like, yeah, come on. Yeah, we're gangsters. Hey there, pops, you better give us some cheddar, some scratch.

And he's like, oh, you nice young boys. Here's some for candy. Like, yeah, we're gangsters, you know. They go around to drink like one can or like, I feel dizzy. But I'm like Matthew Perry. I need to go to rehab. I'm out of control. But Harvey Kitell.

I drank this entire can of Budweiser. A party can with the handle. So, Harvey Coatel, he acts like a man with these guys, but he's actually a bit of a nerd, those movies. And then he's,

I think he's on the ferry, I think, Staten Island ferry. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he sees his woman there reading some magazine, and she's an actress on the cover. He's like, hey, that's the girl from that John Wayne picture. And she's like, oh, what?

He's like, you're John Wayne, you know? He's like, Well, hey there, pilgrim. Yeah. What do you mean you don't know who they're in? What are you a fucking retard or something? You stupid cunt. No.

And she loves his charm. Yeah. But no, so she's like, Oh, who? Oh, I don't really. No movies. Like, you know what they? And they're like, the engines like, phew, p, phew.

Then the engines. Oh, la, la, la, la. And he's like, oh, I did see that picture. They're goddamn savages, these people. They're fucking savages. They probably run the bodegas little, little. you know what I'm talking about? Not those kind of

Indians, Harvey, silly man. But she loves his ways. Even like he's a little bit uncouth, you know, but she kind of likes it. He's pretty good-looking. He's Harvey Cadell, you know. That's pretty much. It helps really now. Like, I can go to open a woman and talk, like, they're all savages, and they don't

like as much. Yeah. But so, he and he's really big in the films. And as I take him a running team where he loves movies or something like, hey, that Bert Lancaster or that John Wayne. That's what real man's like. He's also on what real man or like you think the world be if all men watch John Wayne the world be a better place because John Wayne's a

real man you know he's got code he's got edicts you know yeah and he starts to fall in love with this girl and he's hanging out with this girl and by the way in the movie she's just called girl she's credited his girl she doesn't have a name or anything no names to get in the way all right yeah so he falls in love with this girl and the

boy's like hey come on man come on we got a terrorize an old man and he's like no I'm going to stay in with the girl tonight fellas you know what it is Oh, whoa, talking like a fluke over here. He's a bit of a bit of a funook, all right? Because he doesn't have sex with her. Oh.

See, he bangs prostitutes. Ah. But he, or just loose women, all right? And he's like, hey, I don't want to bang you because you're a girl. Those girls are dames, okay? You can bang a dame, but I don't want to bang you. I want to save you until marriage. Oh.

She's like, come on, please. Hey, look, I'll kiss you once, maybe. But I got to go. And he goes off. He's always just, you know, he doesn't tell her. he's doing this but he's going off some girl and there's a very long sex scene where he's almost cock out

you know it's all like all the angles he's ass and all that all right and he ties like a Has he got tight buns? Oh yeah yeah Yeah and he like ties a girl to a bed naked and throws cards on her in slow motion

Awesome because that's how guys, real guys are saying you probably put your cocking her or not like a fairy Oh I'm gonna put my penis in your pussy Yeah so he's having a great time all right he's banging prostitutes, loose women and he's got a nice girl.

Do they play Ace of Spades by motorhead. They play some rock they play some rock song actually heard before. Probably Rolling Stones. I think it is something like that. Yeah, something like that. It was probably back when they'll wonder B-sides, I think, you know.

But anyway, so it's all going well. He's banging horrors. He's got a nice girl to, you know, bring home to the mother, you know? Yeah. And it's all going well. Then she's like, Harvey, before anything happens, I've got to tell you something. I had a boyfriend before you.

he's like, what? Like, yeah, he's like, okay, all right, okay, well, just don't mention him ever again, all right? But she's like, what do, hold your hand? You fucking hoo? Yeah, no, she's like, but you understand,

we were going steady, and one time he brought me out to, like, make out point, and then he raped me. Oh! Yeah. You mean you damaged goods, you fucking hooah?

You know, it's funny. That's basically how he reacts. He's like, you fucking like, you let him. him rape you? Yeah, how do I know you're lying? Maybe you want to get me got raped by everyone around here, yeah? You probably got raped by

that woman over there, yeah. That old, some old lays like, Is that why you get in the ferry to Staten Island so you get a gang bang from the Wu Tang Clan, you bitch? Yeah, he gets all angry, like, oh, fuck you, all right? Oh, getting raped all the time, oh, just my look,

all right. Uh, fine, nice girl, turns out she's been raped. Yeah, like a horsey. Yeah, so he goes out, starts, goes back to his old ways, with the guys again, you know, party with loose women. He rapes the old man. So he's partying with hussies and dames and flusies.

But then they decide to walk up a mountain. And they walk up, I think of a small hill probably. But they walk up something. I think, I forget now, I don't think he's actually say drugs. Might be implied. But they go up to a hill and he looks at a sunset. And all the other guys are like, it's the fucking sunset. Well, what's the big deal?

We walked all the way for a fucking sun. But he's like, whoa, man. you know makes you tink like what uh nothing no I wouldn't be tinking

but then he's like I want to go God damn commie yeah so he wants he goes back to the girl he's like you know what I want you back

I forgive you for that transgression you know what you know what's funny he says I forgive you wow and that makes her angry

oh because rape victims don't like it when you blame them wow I found yeah they really don't like it ruins Christmas

so she's like you forgive me So it's like my fault. It's like, yeah, it's your fault, but I forgive you. I'm glad we agree. Now, let's go to the pictures. We'll watch the no John Wayne flick. It's going to be great.

You know what? As a treat, because you got raped, I'll let you suck it, all right? And then she kicks him out of house. Okay. He goes to church. Ungrateful bitch. He goes to church. Yeah.

And he's looking for solace in church, but he doesn't find any. And he gets raped by a precinct. Now I understand. It's definitely your fault. Because I wanted it. I wanted that Funukio priest to shove his cock right in my eggs. Just like you did.

You liant, what? Your fucking skank. Yeah? No. Yeah, no. But that's what ends. Ends him sad in church. Right.

So what do you think about that now? For a first movie, it's an interesting... Very much a product of its time, you know? I think at the time it was probably a bit revolutionary to, like, you know, have a film about... To forgive her? Whoa! we can't let this

this is going to change society it's like when Avatar got released that's what gave birth to the civil rights movement you know but yeah so it's interesting I mean it is kind of like

you know almost like in Britain they've got like kitchen stink dramas and it's all real stuff it's like it's a real thing and they do it's like the rape is I'd say well done where like it's her talking about it

and then they keep cut into a car but they don't actually show so it's like you know show don't tell kind of thing And even like the rape Not the rape, sorry, the sex scene was like Slow Motion, he's like throwing cards on a woman. Now, do you see any tits? You do, yeah.

Okay. It's like, it's pretty racy And it's kind of like, you guarantee it's like... Black and white? Yeah. Oh. And it gets really bad quality. Even like the good version is like pretty bad, you know? But like you can tell it's like, Scorsese's like, I want to try out slow motion. Yeah. Well, what's the best way I could do, maybe I could do like someone dropping a plate?

No, no. Something other. How about cards on tits? He's throwing a Jack of Clobes on her tits. All right. Yeah. So, again, for first movie, first proper full-length movie. Yeah.

Interesting stuff. Yeah. Kytel makes it, by the way. And the girl's very good. Looked up the girl. She had this movie and then, like, a load of, like, you know, drag net or whatever the fuck. You know, like... Like, these kind of shows that were big at the time. And then she never acted again. The monsters. Yeah, she's no monsters, yeah. I mean, Eddie, you know,

you got pretty hansy. Grandpa, Grandpa, monster. Eddie Monster has a go on her cunster. Yeah. Come on. Another poon pun for you. No, I over milked the poon, by the way. Oh, it's an actress to a bishop?

The actress to a bishop. Well, is it actor to a bishop or actress? Ah, it doesn't matter. Who said an actor to a bishop? Is it actress to a bishop? I don't know. It's all stuff that people in my age shouldn't really be saying. No, no. People are meant to be saying, slay, and it's giving.

And I'm doing carry on. Yeah, literally, you're doing Kenneth Williams. It's giving Kenneth Williams. You all wish you're Kenneth Williams. Tell you what, I'm going to, this is a very unprofessional. I'm going to take a piss. Okay. I'm going to get back a talk about after hours.

All right, okay. Let's take a quick piss. 42 minutes there. It's a after hours, yeah. All right. Right, I'm back right there. So after hours. Yes, so I kept the Scorsese buzz going.

Yeah. And I decided to watch After Hours. Yeah. Now, you've seen After Hours, haven't you? I saw, like, maybe the first half of it years ago. I remember I wasn't liking, I wasn't vibed with it too much, so I just turned it off. It's hard to vibe with it. Yeah.

It's deliberately so weird. Yeah, I was too young and inexperienced. I think if I went back, I'd have an appreciation for it. I don't know, man. It's very, very weird. Okay. Some bits did make me laugh now, but it's almost like it's such a long buildup. You know, like, it's like a buildup of like 20 minutes and something happened.

I got a big laugh out of it, but it's like, it's so deliberately unpleasant. This is like normally I kind of like that kind of shit. Yeah. But, uh, so it's weird. It was like, it's based on like some guy wrote a short story and then they took an idea from that but didn't credit him. And it's the main guy, um, you know the friend in American Werewolf in London? Oh, yeah, yeah. I forget his name now

but he co-produced it like he helped to make it and it's going to be a Tim Burton movie all right and then Scorsese was trying to make a Jesus movie that fell true last temptation of Christ

yeah he eventually made it but it fell true and he was like hey Tim can I do this and Burton was like yeah go for a yeah and then he made it

so I kept thinking about that it's kind of like a in a Tim Burton style it might have been like it might work better he might have made it sillier but Scorsese makes it very real

but it's also silly stuff is happening it's almost like kind of like you put two things in a cloning machine like a dog and a baby and it's get merged together and it's like

it's fucking coughed up blood and it's weird yeah it's a strange movie it's like this guy it's very simple premise this guy tries to get pussy

he goes into Soho and then he Soho is kind of like the red light district yeah and like he loses his money. Pints and the hores and the buggers. Basically, yeah, yeah. And he loses

money and then along the way he meets a lot of annoying women and gay people and punks. It's almost like his dissent in the hell in the way, you know, it's all these horrible demons. Just picture the spoken area and the workmen. Yeah, it's basically that like, you know, it's funny, they're all like heightened

so like all the women are like insane. And the proper like, oh my God, you have to have sex with me? And he's like, no, and then the woman just commits suicide, you know? Really? Yeah, yeah. commit suicide because you can't get any... Because you won't fuck her. Yeah, yeah.

He's like, ooh, like that and he runs away. And they're like, the punks are all like, we're punks, mohawk party. And they hold you down and try and give you a mohawk, you know, yeah. It's very, um, very weird and heightened. Stupid?

I might say stupid as well, yeah. I just come now, because I heard some people on, um, uh, online are like, this is actually my favorite Scorsese. Yeah, I've heard, that's the thing. When I heard about it, people were like, it's a super dark, comedy, but it's

hilarious. So I went in with that in mind, taking this will be interesting. I just remember being bored and underwhelmed and eventually frustrated by it and I was just like, I'm not into this, I'm turning it off. Yeah, I wouldn't like it now. It's a fail for me, Scorsesee.

And like, I mean, to be honest, it's probably close to like 10 years ago, so I might go back now and sort of... Go back and watch you. I want to talk about the killer, but we'll save that for next week, But the killer is very, very interesting Yeah, yeah The killer is almost like You know what, Oppenheimer

It was like, okay, this is like Nolan doing everything Nolan wants Right, right there He's going back in time He's doing like, you know It's all smart people talking Talking smart And we see Killian Murphy's cock

You don't though, that's the problem Well, in my mind I went back and corrected it In my car I did my own director's cut He's got a big black cock That's the real destroyer I have become black cock

Destroyer of Cunt And it's kind of like It's been a very Cunt heavy episode Cause of you I have Yeah you've been doing I like there's like

It's almost like the hot dog sketch It's like who's talking Who's saying cunt all the time What hot dogs You know and I think you should leave Oh right Yeah yeah

Yeah You got there in the end buddy God I'm an idiot I'm a worthless fucking Cunt But Turns out I was the biggest Cunt of all

Oh no The killer is very, it's very Fincher. Even he's gone back to, like, the guy who wrote 7, Andrew K. Johnson or his name is, yeah, yeah. And it's like him doing all the stuff he wants to do, you know? Okay. Even, like, he's like, I'm going to do

my thing. It can alienate the whole audience, I don't care. I kind of respect that, but also kind of, I'll talk about, you know, I want to see your take. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do want to watch it, because, you know, it's Fincher. Although I did kind of ruin it for myself, because I've read the comics beforehand. Okay. I was like, it's not like the comics. And I stood up and I started screaming

and the cinema. I went to see it. Yeah, yeah. By yourself? No, no. With who? A lady? I did you. And did she like her?

She does all right. She liked as a dog in it she liked. Oh, of course. Yeah, they liked their own, don't they? She's going to make an edit point there. No, don't be a coward. Come on, this is dudes. Dudes being dudes.

Okay, see actually, I did watch, I went home there for the weekend. instead of talking my parents, I watch Kingdom of Heaven. Oh, okay. Have you watched Kingdom of Heaven? No. Man. But the Crusades, right?

The director's cut is fucking great. Ridley Scott? I think it might be better than Gladiator. All right. But that might just be me. Sometimes I see things like, that's the best. And then I get a few days later,

I'm like, actually no, it was shit. To be honest, like, Gladiator is fucking class. There's some great stuff in it, but it's a little bit overlong and bloated and unnecessarily. I'll tell you what, if Kingdom of Heaven It's good I'm being like a, you know, cerebral film critique after going,

Cortolet! Yeah, you go be zig and zag, man. The duality of man, Brian, you know? Tell you what, if Kingdom of Heaven was anyone but Orlando Bloom, I'd say it's better than Gladiator. But Orlando Bloom is very much the weight that drags everything down around it.

But it's, man, even with that, you got a great cast. got, guess what? David To Willis. Yes. Brendan Gleeson. Oh, yeah. Liam Neeson. Jeremy Irons. Yeah, yeah. Just that alone right there. It's a great cast. Plus, loads of faces that you know.

A lot of people from Game of Thrones, like their brother got his hand cut off and like all that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of good names and faces. And it's very cool. But here's things. So it got released in cinemas, but it was cut the bits. Yeah. And it's funny. So I watched director's cut. Right. And I kind of looked up. what they change and it's so funny when you look at what they change

like oh wow this movie would have made no sense so I just give you a little hint okay right right you can spoil this one I won't spoil too much

there it's actually not too much to spoil per se but I will say there's a bit of the start if you went to cinema so Orlando Bloom

is this good looking brave knight and his wife has committed suicide ha ha ha yeah you're laughing already it's like happy Gilmore so

so his wife lost the baby in childbirth and she was so grief-stricken she killed herself, all right? And in the theatrical cut, if you saw a cinema, Michael Sheen shows up, all right, the British actor, right? He's like, oh, he plays a priest. He's like, oh, your wife killed herself. And Orlando Bloom just stabs them and throws him in a fire. Oh. And you're like, whoa, okay, that's a bit much. And later on the film is like a pacifist. You're like, oh, well, what about that priest he killed? That priest seemed okay. But in the director's cut, it's like a half hour of them where it turns out,

That's his brother. Oh. And he has been mocking him in multiple scenes about his wife. Oh, you know, your wife? She's going to hell. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. He's stupid.

God, wife's gild ourselves. He's slapping his face. Like, hey, brother. What? How's your wife? Oh, yeah. I forgot. How's the old ball and shame?

Ah, look, at least you're, at least you got your kid. Oh, sike. Oh. your mama said what? You mama so fend then your wife killed itself that doesn't even work

structurally the joke makes no sense so it's just so funny to watch you're like oh he just killed that priest for no reason and then like it's like this whole thing

where he's a pacifist really but he's been pushed to limit by his brother and he goes wild and like in the version I watch you're like yeah fuck that priest yeah he's gonna play Tony Blair

as well well, fuck him, you know. But in the other, I was like, oh, that was stupid. That was out of nowhere. And there's another bit where Eva Green. Oh, yeah. Eva Green is awesome in this,

by the way. She's so sexy. Oh, yeah. But Eva Green in the theatrical cut is this... I don't really hear about it much these days. I think she's in a lot of bombs. Okay.

She's in that, and she's in a show called Camelot. That was a big budget show. Camelto. You know, it's funny. Camelot came out a year after Game of Thrones. Oh, shit. It was going to be the next Game of Thrones.

Right. So, a load of nudity. she's naked like all the time and it was showtime and it was so expensive showtime we're like actually no we're not going to make we're just going to make California

Californication season seven yeah yeah but it was a big budget like he has sex with another child yeah it was like that's like the first episode it is yeah we were all rooting for him

yeah oh the hero of the peace okay so yeah so my point is up in the normal movie theatrical cut she's like a woman okay she's like the princess or whatever like that

and like she likes Orlando Bloom then she turns against him right right what the fuck was that yeah but in the director's cut I watched

there's a whole very cool subplot about her brother has leprosy and then her son gets leprosy as well and she has to go to the other king

for protection and then like she has to kill her own son and it's like really you know she has to give him poison and it's all it's a big big thing

right there and by the way her brother is this guy in a mask. You've probably seen still this guy. He wears a

kind of silver mask. He's got leprosy. All right. And it's Edward Norton. Oh, shit. But he didn't want to be credited in the movie. Huh.

Because he wanted to be mystery who it is. He's like the king of so I think it works is Jerusalem is the holy city. Yeah. And their king in real life

had leprosy. Oh, shit. But I think he only had mild leprosy. Maybe that's a sign from God. But he kept the peace. So it was like Muslims and Jews.

He kept the peace while he was falling to pieces Come on Make him left You won me back over Yeah So he kept the peace between Muslims and Jews and Christians Alright But then it's all about

He's losing that And then they're all kind of fighting amongst each other It's a very I don't want to say anti-Christian movie But the Christians are the antagonists I will say that Like the Muslims that were trading It's very like you know

Peaceful and very kind of like look we'd love to have peace to you guys but you're pushing us you're pushing us you know Muslims you know yeah we do our best but sometimes you're going to unleash the beast I got the dog in me yeah yeah

they want to go full DMX yeah so it's funny so this came out 2005 and he used Ridley's attempt at like you know a kind of very idealized kind of version of like can't we all just get along you know

And, like, at the end, you know, if you want to criticize it, at the end, it's like, the Orlando Bloom unites Muslims and Christians and Jews. It's like, and there was never any problems again. And that's the end of that chapter. Cut to footage of 9-11. Man, if they did that,

that would be funny. That would be such a fucking, I'd actually respect it. And they just end on the curb your enthusiasm. Bam-bam-b-b-la-da-da-da-da-da. So, actually, you know what? I won't say it's like the best movie ever. Jews knocking at my door. When I said that already, didn't I?

Yeah. Well, Muslims knocking at my door. Muslims knocking at my poon. No. Anyway. So, like, the point is, it's not the best movie ever, but I was a great time watching.

Now, here's the thing. If you cut this episode, like the sinister movie company, then this won't make sense all of my funny poo pun puns. If Fox get a handle of this, yeah. If Murdoch cuts it. So, hello.

was the theatrical version versus how long was the director's cut? They cut out like an hour basically. Really? Yeah. It's three and it, I think it's like three hours, 10 minutes.

Okay. And the actual theatrical cut is like two hours and 10 minutes. Right, it's like almost a full hour right there. Okay. And it's way more bloody in the director's cut as well.

Like, there's some pretty cool, like, you know. Battle scenes? Battle scenes, yeah. Proper like Lord of Ring shit, you know, like turrets and like locks getting thrown in castle. Instead of orcs, it's Jews.

There's actually not too many Jews in it, James. Oh, okay. It's more Muslim. I tell you what, one thing I really loved now, Dr. Bashir from Star Trek is in there. Okay. Yeah, he plays one of the main Muslim guys. I don't know what, I don't know who that is.

Well, you don't, but the fans do, I went wild. I was sitting there home and I was like, it's Dr. Bashir! You had to pause and just, you started doing the worm, you know? I tried to high-five my dad and my dad's went to the shed. I had a great time watching now. I might have been just in a good mood, you know,

I've heard it's like the very well regarded sometimes like like it's definitely it's people like it's not historically accurate or like the characters

the emotions are very heightened like yeah it's really doing like a sword and sandals proper like old school crazy like you know it's not supposed to be like EastEnders you know it's not supposed to like very emotionally real

to be honest I fucking like every time there's any kind of movie based on real events. People always go, it's not historically accurate. It's a fucking movie, you stupid con. It's just meant to be coherent and entertaining. It's not meant to be historically accurate.

You fucking retard. If you know the real story, then you don't fucking need to watch the movie. You fucking gimp. It pisses me off every time. But maybe I'm more so angry at myself for how angry I get it then. Maybe I'm angry at the man in the mirror.

Man, I need to get better at my angry. anger, by the way. See, the thing is, like, some people are either angry, you know, too angry or not angry enough. Yeah. You're both. That's the problem. I mean, you're autistic or Puerto Rican.

There's no, there's no, like, middle ground. So, like, what happens a lot for me is something will happen. It's like, let's say some guy does something or, like, doesn't respond to my messages. Or, like, you know, or I ask him do something he doesn't do it, wherever like that, you know. I'm like, hey, look, you know, you only got one life, living it, live. Macuna Mattana. Yeah, hey, whatever, man. Yeah.

Hey, he's got more problems to me at the end of the day. Like, you know what, that when that junkie was making fun of you? Yeah. Yeah, it's like, hey, look, I got a better life, you know, life's roll the dice and I'm winning at the table, you know. But why, I'm sorry, to point out your anger problem, you pointed out when somebody was bullying me, I mean. Yeah, of course.

I don't know. But my point is, so that's grand, but then, like, something really small. will happen, and then I'm like proper like, hmm, okay, hmm, and I'm walking around Tesco down like 20 minutes later. I'm like, I can't think properly. I have to be like, relax here, Brian, you are angry. I actually don't even know that. It's like, oh, why do I feel weird? Why do I want to like eat a little chocolate right now? It's because I'm angry. It's like, oh yeah, I am angry, you know? It's like, same like when I'm hungry. Sometimes I'm like, oh, I feel a bit weird. What's wrong?

He's like, well, you haven't eaten like 24 hours. Okay. I'm like, I should probably eat some food.

Yeah. Most people aren't, like me, most people realize that, you know? Yeah. Uh, hmm.

I mean, I don't, I'm not in touch of my emotions or my hunger senses. Right. Even like my shits. Yeah?

Yeah. You're just, your colon is just packed so tight and you're like, why do I feel so weird? I'm gonna, I'm gonna break my colon

like Matthew Perry. Yeah, yeah. Apparently you wrote some excerpt where he like his clostomy bag burst when he was detoxing and he's just lying in a hospital bed covered in his own shit that's rock and roll right there

Nick Jagger wishes while a rerun of Joey was playing on the TV you know that could what about Chandler he pitched how about Chandler okay Chandler ditches that dead weight you know those kids in Monica fuck them yeah they weren't even his kids

oh yeah what was it adopted they were Anna Farris's kids I forgot that yeah yeah and Paul Rudd was there as well yeah

he was banging Phoebe and yeah I don't know if Rachel wanted to turn into a frog or something no go to France

that was good sorry sorry yeah maybe I'll watch the final episode no it's terrible I told you before I know a girl

who's never watched the final episode oh yeah because that way the show never ended yeah I wonder how she's doing I need the show's ending

now pal Yeah, call her up He's like, hey, maybe it's time to Just skip the Friends finale And get to your finale Because the credits are about to start rolling, love. Castle Rock Entertainment Yeah

A Brad Gray production I think we should end it there We should probably go to the show Oh, what time is it? Yeah, okay Yeah, so we'll leave a six, let's see Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah We'll get a bus.

yeah yeah yeah me and you on the bus imagine that yeah i mean we don't need yeah okay fucker yeah all right look what time is it or what time are we at we're over the hour yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you went and took a piss i did take a professional dog well in fairness i had the two coffees on our own brew yeah but again i'm like why do i want to piss is it because i'm angry i'm angry because i'm podcasting so hard uh all right yeah we're gonna go do a show we'll end it what to killer next week Yeah, the killer next week.

Goodbye.