Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 212 : El Topo with Matt Rife

Episode Date: November 26, 2023

The Boys Dune each other off with Matt Rife.

And we're off. Okay, we're back for a free one, guys. Yo. Let me tell you something. I felt a bit foolish there because I think I mentioned a previous episode, maybe on the Patreon, that a friend of mine slept with five men at once. Right. All right.

So I was just talking to some girl there. Yeah. This would be a fun thing to say to the girl, all right? And she's like, you told me this twice already. Okay. I've got stage now, I'm just repeating myself. I can't feel like a Joe Biden now where I'm just like, I'm sleepy Brian. This guy, man, he's got five guys.

I said, you got eight. Asperger's, five guys in his ass, ass burgers. Burgers, come on, man. Ryan, stop doing your Biden impression. It was topical. I just, I like to eat pussy. I just eat pussy and I fall asleep sometimes, man. People don't like Biden anymore.

Well, no, I do like him. No, that's my president. Yeah, he's losing, especially with Muslims and young people and just anyone who's like normal. That sounds bad I mean like anyone Like you know Like you know

Like the ADL They're putting more more Jewish people On the list of like anti-Semites You know like Israel's not winning hearts and minds In a moment No man And Biden's support

What are you gonna say Don't say what Who says some negative I'm just saying Their stock is an all time low In terms of the I mean again I mean we said this already

But we're very pro-Palestine over here Well yeah don't put words on him out pal I meant we the country not you and I I told you I just like Dune and Doctor Who that's why I like

The two The two biggest Zionist pieces of intellectual property Ever I've been duneing so hard But we'll get into it

I've been going Hard into Dune Yeah I watch a documentary about Dune And I'm trying to watch Dune right now Down Telly

On telly All right But you keep rocking up And like Brian We got to record You got to talk with Israel But you make your point

About we support Palestine Well yeah so maybe we're not getting the fucking, but even like we were talking earlier Susan Sarandon and like the chick from scream they've like condemned Israel

or pro-Palestine or whatever and they're like they get dropped by their agencies but then they get on like an unwavering support on social media you know anyone with half a fucking brain can see that Israel is an apartheid stage. Well I think with Israel now I love how a lot of people like

well that might be true but saying it isn't going to help anything. There's the other people out Well, don't be mean about it, all right, okay? Don't make a fuss. Yeah, yeah. That's not to say we, you know, I'm not all like, you know, Hamas is great and all right there. I told you, I said Hamas that ass. Yes.

And still no one's laughing at it. I'm like, Hamas that ass. My friend slept with five men and they're like, Brian, shut up. Yeah. But the point is, they're not doing very well hearts and minds. Because the thing that Israel is, if you're very pro-Israel, you have to be like, like go up Ben Shapiro. I'm like, well 5,000 years ago and you have to kind of go

very, very deep into the weeds. But good luck says, if we look at the Torah, it clearly says that But I think if you're, it's very quick to be like, well, they used to be Palestine and now it's not Palestine and then Israel this and the Balfour Declaration. It's going to go as like very,

you can very quickly go like this. Yeah. And it's because it's more recent and also because it's actually, you know, true. Yeah, it's like I'm really me and Susan surrounding them be on the street soon

she'll be fine mate she's got those big mummy milkers I got mommy milkers oh you got done pal look at you flat as an iron

you know how expensive tits are by the way it depends depends man you know you gotta try it natural they're free you know

but yeah you see that thing recently where so Israel keep doing this stuff where they're like and again like Israel is like

the kind of Benjamin Nanyahu government are like oh he found it mine camph in a child's

crib there's a Palestinian child in there and they had ten copies of mine

Kampf all signed by the awful and an audiobook version or

narrated by Steve Coogan weirdly but also there's a thing there

recently where they found a phrase book again like a Palestinian

child's like bedroom oh there's a phrase book here for Yiddish and one of them is take off your pants and they're learning how to rape

Jewish people better they're learning how to rape people more politely take off your pants yeah which is I mean that's what all you know yeah if the rapist can't tell you what he's about to do it's not fun for him you know yeah and also like but then other people are saying as well

that this is all just like they're deliberately pushing the kind of foolish stuff like that so then people kind of focus more on that A bit of a bit of a Boris Johnson move to be like very silly and br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-and you're like, what an idiot, you know? What a foolish man, but actually he's like very cunning and he knows exactly what he's doing. Yeah, yeah. Okay, interesting.

Yeah. Again, you see why I've kind of moved away from reality? Yes. It is like quite depressing. I was going to say boring, yawn, not interesting. Well, I'll perk up your interest because I've watched altered states. Yeah. And Jabberwowsky's Dune.

Okay. So we'll talk about these two things. No, let's talk about Kazumi. Who's Kazumi? Oh, I'm talking about Kazumi. You got weird about Kazumi. What? Yeah.

Kazumi's a lovely girl. I think she's like a porn star or a porn woman. She said she had 500 cocks. Yeah. Is that good enough for her? My gay friend is like, what? I thought I was special. I mean, you know, it's like that old saying, you want to get good at something that takes 10,000 hours.

Yeah. hardly it takes 10,000 costs anyway I've got a long way to go with it It's a long hard road But yeah So are you familiar with

Is there any you want to talk about I never ask you that No you never do And you never should It's never good So let's talk about Dune What's Jabowowski What'd you do

I'm spilling Lucasade I'm still Lukeazate sport all over yourself Is this what athlete does Because I was trying to I put the bottle in my armpit and start squeezing it

when I squoze it too hard and it went all over my ass yeah yeah look at you you're just covered in it now

you're all sticky and sweet how does it taste is it good it tastes damn good it is damn good look as it's poor it's pretty fucking sweet

yeah I need to get more into it I need to do more athletic stuff yeah even just having spilling look asane

sport I don't think counts you know because I've noticed I'm getting more windage or sex. So if I drink more Lucas Aid sport I think I think the iron brew is starting to

fuck me up I think I'm getting dizzy and heart palpitations also I remember like was it last week you were like people who drink soda all the time are so disgusted it's like you've been crushing iron brew flat out but

do you remember that last thing I do people who drink soda are so gross don't use my words belly don't use my words against me well you know what what a retard i am that took me a whole week to be like wait a minute iron brew and soda oh i had to like uh i had to do calculation i break out an abacus like the movie zodiac you're down in my basement you're like wait down i like you want to drink yeah probably too much iron brew would say yeah i just need to get back

in actual physical you know what i do a lot i exercise but i need to exercise with people I need to do, like, training or something like that. A friend of mine has got on the gay hurling. Gay hurling? Yeah, yeah. You mean kemogi? No, no. I already made that joke, and did it?

Not find it funny. What's gay hurling? That's her life, really, isn't it, James, you know? Saying things and no one laughs. Yeah, pretty much. And then we slink out of room like Charlie Brown, you know? Then you die. I don't have a dog, you know?

When do we get to that part? Wait, so what's gay hurling? Oh, it's just gay. It's just hurling. With gay dudes? Yeah, it's like an old inclusive. They're sponsored by the George. Right.

And they're all gay? Yeah. Can you be straight? If you want, if you can hack it, man. I mean, you could, that's the only thing stopping you. I was like, I'd love, I'd be a hurling star. If it wasn't for fact, I'm too straight. I win the Ireland.

Yeah, yeah. Davey Clifford, watch out, pal. That's right. But I want to talk about Jabowowski real quick. Okay. So Jabowowski is, I think, an Argentinian. forgive me if he's not but he's some kind of foreigner he's some foreigner

already off to a bad start he's a director okay and he's done he's done so he started off doing like very kind of weird very weird and purpose strange movies

in his hometown of Argentina I think they're just weird and strange because they're in a different language yeah these weird bizarre avagarde art house movies this is pure David Lynch shit. This is fucked up, dude. There's words

on the screen. Fucking twist of my melon, mate. They're eating tortillas for breakfast. This is fucking perverts. Where's the rashers? Is there like a Spanish, like an El Mariachi version of jumbo breakfast roll?

Hey, to pick a egg, so sage, to put you, don't black and white. Put the pinto beans and wrap it good in time. That's very good. Yeah. I don't think it's a bit racist.

Oh, maybe, all right. Caught you out there. Maybe, again, like, my standards are so low now. Well, he didn't say the N-word, right? But anyway, look, so my point is, he moved to America then, and he made a film called El-T-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-T-O-P-O. El-O-O-O-T-O-O-P.

Have you heard of this film? I've definitely heard the title, but I don't know anything about it. It's an acid Western, all right? So it's a very popular genre back then. So it's a bit like, you know, the way, is it like 70s? 70s, yeah. So you know the way nowadays, there's like the boys and stuff. It's like, it's superheroes, but it's twisted and fucked up.

You know, like, the boys and invincible. It's like, it's superheroes, but we're subverting your expectations, you know? We're not like playing it by the book. Right. This is a very popular thing called the Weird Western, the Acid Western back then. 70s where it was a response to the John Waynes of it all. I was like, no, we're going going to make really weird, fucked up westerns.

Okay, lots of good correlation and the boys, because obviously the MCU is the very much the Western of us today. The Western of today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You made a very, oh, well, darned. Really? You, you were a bit racist, but not too racist, and

I made a good point. We're already winning. This is Lucas A. Sport, right? Tell you what, Ironbrough, going in a fucking bin. No, Ironbrough. Fuck that shit. I did have a moment there right. That's for commoners and dogs. I'll tell you, I had a moment there where I was cleaning up my room and I found an iron brew bottle, then another one

another one. I'm hidden one in the toilet, you know. My family are knocking the door and I'm drinking and crying. I've got a razor in one hand, the iron brew bottle in the other. You're trying to melt an iron brew bottle in a spoon.

So Acid Westerns. Yeah, so, yeah, and El Topo is one of the big examples of this, right? A few other ones, but this one, this is a real big, like, midnight screening movie. Like, a huge thing, so the Beatles all loved it. Oh, all the cool people back then, the Warholes and the Beatles and the Jaggers and all that. All the Pitoes and the wife beaters. Oh, great. Basically, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, let's appeal to that demographic. And then even today, like, you know, all the big directors love it. Pat and Oswald loves it, you know. So killed his wife. Next. Yeah, it's a. Who's who? Tell me all your heroes

and I'll ruin them for you. Brian Singer. No, nothing to report there. Just a cool guy. But it's a weird film. Okay. I'll be honest with you. Like, you know what I'm a pretty chill dude

that comes to like weird films and all that? You like it? You like to get weird? I found this very hard to watch because you know the whole thing with the boy? The boy. Do you know about the boy?

There's a boy. And again, let me just say. What happens to this? I'll just say one thing, right? Okay. On the Wikipedia page, there's no reference about what I felt was wrong about this film. Okay. All right.

And again, I mentioned all the people who love this. Right. All right. So just, you know, El Topo is about a cowboy of some sort called El Topo who rides on, you know. You know, he rides on his horse around fighting people. But it's weird. The horse rides him into town. I wish that was the case.

That's a very Rick and Morty thing. No, this is more of a Justin Royland thing. Oh, okay. where he finds a five-year-old naked boy and the boy is fully naked and then every scene afterwards is the naked boy Wet El Topo.

And he's just naked. Oh. And he's actually, but it's okay, don't worry. It's Jeboowski's son. That is much worse. So he's got his naked son in the movie, Cockow. Just hanging dog.

Yeah, it made me feel bad. Yeah, is he rockin' a If we got a big old thicky down there? I don't know how There's no, I'll tell you what, there's no one in the Wikipedia I'd be like, you know,

since this release is Gainard Controversy because of the child porn element There's no reference to it. Oh, but you come in? But that poor boy's penis there's everywhere. I'm a party pooper. I'm like one of those guys

like the pedos, yeah. Look at the El Topos of the pedos, yeah. And then people come out You're just to not see if you think Just because there's a movie With a naked boy's penis In every scene

Every scene I couldn't even see the horse Tell you the horse was having An inferiority complex This little kid had a piece on him A full-sized burrito So it's a cool cowboy Finds a naked child

It was like hop on my horse kid Don't put on any clothes He's like you might be my son I forget, and they ride off and they fight people and that. Now, here's another scene that caused a lot of controversy. So, I, now again, it's very hard for me. Interracial kiss.

What's our disgrace. First Captain Kirk notice. Captain's log, I found El Topo and his naked friend. I'm going to, uh, now I'm not going to record the next couple of hours, but, uh, it's all fine, I promise.

That is the second Captain Kirk impression. I've done today. Let's hope dear God that it won't be the last. I've got more in the cannon ready to go. So, it's very hard

to describe this film because it is a bunch of just things happening. So he goes off and it's like, it meets weird people. One guy's dressed in general. One guy's like throwing dead rabbits at people, you know. It's like, which weird shit, all right? Right, right. But there's a bit in there where these men are terrorizing women

and El Topo saves her. Right. And then he's like, you naked child, you stay with these men, all right? These men who are all angry and horny because I stopped them from raping this woman. You go with them. Here's a look after a boy, won't you? Oh yes, El Topo, you can trust us. It's like Daddy Daycare.

Yeah. Hey, we got scuba Steve here. It's going to be fun, huh? So he rides off this woman then, all right? Wow. And they're riding off, okay? And they go around different places, you know, they're skipping stones,

they're having fun, okay? But then they're in a desert looking for water. And they can't... Bad place to look for water. But they've just been skipping stones in the river a minute ago, okay? But now they can't find any water, okay?

And the woman's like, nada, nada, nada, nada, nada, nada, nada, naada, na-da. And El Toppo's just taking his belt off, all right? And he's like, hmm, me! And he just pins her down and starts raping her. right. Wow. So he's raping her.

We then cut to a shot of her in the water. We then cut back to him raping her. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We then cut to, uh, just like random mad shit, right? And then we cut to her walking around and she finds a phallic stone. So a stone

in the shape of a cock. Uh-huh. She hits that and water squirts out of the cock, all right? And then we cut to the next scene and they're just together and it's okay. Okay. All right. I like... And she's like, I can't love you until you're the best cowboy in all the West. Yeah.

Do you call that a rape? This is a rape. How bad was the rape was it like, you know? Very, very rapey. Yeah, very, on scale of one to ten, how rapey was the rape. But then, but like, so this Jarboowski was talking about it then. When it came out, he was like, so what happened is the woman had never had orgasm before. So the rape made her orgasm and that, the water represents it.

But he also said that that wasn't stimulated. He actually raped her on set. Oh. So he did, so this is how he marketed to the film. He was like, I actually raped a woman. So it was me, her, and like two camera guys went out to the desert. I think I've talked about this before. Wait, is Chabawaski, he plays El Topo?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, did you say that? No, I didn't actually know, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hadn't, I haven't seen the film, though. I know, yeah. You know, I would have got to that eventually. But I'm probably in the wrong somehow.

I wouldn't have to that eventually. I like that. You're offended over that. I'm sorry. Child penis, fine, rape, fine. He's like, Brian, don't mansplain to me, okay? I don't need you talk down to me. We were having a lovely time talking about rape and child penises. And now you've sullied the day with your...

He spoiled it. Okay, so he just went out to the desert. With the two guys to film and just raped this woman. because he didn't think she could act good enough. Jesus. Yeah. But then he came out later on and said that was just marketing. Marketing, yeah, yeah.

What's the out-of-court settlement all got squared away? That was just marketing. Yeah, yeah. That's how you market a film, boys, all right? You don't make posters. Oh, you want to go on Twitter and do you? We want to be on Letterman, do you? Yeah, yeah.

So it became a huge success, El Topo. huge success. Again, all the cool cats are watching it. It becomes a... Because they just want to go see a rape and some child penis. Well, you might say that, all right? Well, has it got anything? John Lennon loved it. Has you got any merit to it at all?

I didn't finish it, be honest. I watched it up until the rape. You finished and... No, no, I watched it a bit. I was like, it's getting more and more ridiculous. Apparently later on, he gets hit in the head and it goes in like 18 years in the future, and then the little boy is now a man with clothes on. I want to hear

Oh, El Topo's God gay, huh? And then El Topo's such a huge success for, you know, a pretty low bunch of film, all right? Yeah. He then gets to do the Holy Mountain. Okay. Have you heard of the Holy Mountain? I've heard of the Holy Mountain. It's a very, very well-respected movie.

There's no child penis in it. Oh. It's, again, very hard to describe. It's about these assorted characters looking for the Holy Mountain because that's enlightenment. It's all the visuals, and it's a very, very cool. stuff in it that I won't even bother trying to explain it wait is it just kind of yeah like a collection of very serene landscape shots with like kind of weird music and narration and there's also no there's also other stuff there's a lot of narration and landscape not but also is like things actually happening

right okay any uh like is it is it what language is it in oh it's in like uh Argentinian uh I forget maybe Spanish somebody I look it up real quick but it was too Archennian speak it was huge, though. It was also, for such a bonkers movie, it became a huge thing, especially because in the 70s, people are like smoking hash and are like, dude man, child porn dude. Hey, man, there's this guy,

he's got a penis. So Holy Mountain was 73. I think El Topo was 70 on the door, right? Right, okay. It is, let me just look it up here. Let me just, sorry, one second. It is huge. I think in France, it was like James Bond and Holy Mountain.

I'm not even joking yet it was like the second biggest film of the year in France which James Bond was it I thought 73 you have to you have to go do your homework there man

I guess the spy who loved me it could very well big in San Francisco as well of course yeah so let me just I'm trying to find out where it's from

Mexican yeah okay yeah so Spanish and it's a very very cool looking big did you watch it

I have you I watch it during COVID and for some people say like this is I watch this and this is what movie, all movies pale in comparison.

Wow. Some people are very, very, they interview a lot, by the way, I'm going to talk later on about the documentary that I watched, okay? But in the documentary, you talk to his fans, and his big fans is Nicholas Winding Refing.

That's probably his biggest. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, that and a guy called Richard Stanley, who directed the Island Doctor Memorial. Oh, yeah. And a few other guys. H.R. Geiger's a big fan, you know. Right, right.

Ridley Scott A lot of these guys All the freaks Yeah basically You said it are not me pal Alright But the reason why I'm talking about Jebrowowski all right

Is because After the Holy Mountain They said We want to give you An insane amount of money Yeah All right And we want you to do

Dune All right We want you to do Dune It's this book That's very popular And we want this to be like Our epic You know like

Our Ben Hurr This is going to be like You know or Lawrence of Arabia Yes Yeah it's going to be like 2001 All right

It's going to be It's going to be massive It's going to be huge Okay Right And they gave him The fucking money Or like go for it

And it's Dune And Dune I'm a huge fan of Dune We've talked about Dune Before Yeah So is this the one He started it

And he quit And then David Lynch took it over No he He basically It all went to shit And then David Lynch Start fresh

Oh okay Yeah Yeah So it just completely. How much money did he Oh, millions and millions and millions. I can't name exact figures right now. And again, with inflation and all that. Like, inflation is like

two million. You're like, whoa. Yeah. But nowadays, like, you're talking with some movies, you know, like, it's a hundred million. It's a reasonably budgeted, a hundred million dollar movie. You know, everything's all... Yeah. Kiblui now. But this is called Jabowowski's Doon. Oh, it's a documentary.

Yeah, yeah. And then the interview, Nick is winning ref and then Jabowowski and all that. And it sounds mental. So he... You're doing very quickly. is uh it's about the spice all right the spice is like they're kind of macuffin it's like they're it's like gold but also gives you powers but also power spaceships like it does kind of everything you know yeah yeah and it's about warring fractions fighting for spice and there's a just it's iraq in space okay basically it's a poppy fields yeah it's like harron give you powers what kind of

does the power to not care where my kids are awesome I love it yeah so he was like i'm going to do dune dune is a great novel yeah it's literature i want to make it's something that's going to win all the oscars but also jabowowski taught if he he could his dune would literally change the world he taught dune all right with the amount of money he spent on it and the amount he could change the consciousness of the entire earth okay and basically lead us into a new utopia okay he sounds a bit mental what would a matter Jabboowski. Is he still alive?

He is, yeah. Wow. He's like 80 something now. He's a vegan. So that's probably why, yeah, yeah. It's the first time I can't respect him. He wasn't a vegan when he raped that woman. Pretend rape, pretend rape.

Allegedly, I don't know, okay? I think, I think, yeah, even the actress, like it was pretend. Okay. Yeah, yeah, but anyway. So he was going to do this, all right? and he wanted his son to play the main character. So they pretended that the pretend

rape was real rape, but it wasn't real rape, it was pretend rape. It was like a hoist movie, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, it's real like, whoa. Sorry. So he wanted his son to be the lead character, like the Paul Otretees, who's like the Timothy Shalameen.

Okay. So he made his son do three years of karate training. Oh. Probably naked as well. And he wanted to get Mick Jagger in it. wanted to get Orson Wells

and he wanted to get Salvador Dali Wow All in it A sweet crew Yeah And David Carrodine as well Well

Yeah Every crew needs a bitch Yeah Oh it's hanging around Hey guys Maybe we should jerk ourselves Off while we hang in a closet Who the fuck invited him

He's a punch So it sounds mental He took the book and he changed a lot of it. I won't get in too much detail because, again, there's only so much people can take of my doing ramblings, all right? Yeah, but one big...

I've never read the book or seen the movies. I'm completely, I'm blind. Much like that woman in the desert. I don't know what's happening. One of the big things you want to do is one of the scenes he wrote, okay? Yeah. Was he wanted, um,

the emperor, all right? To, uh, he wants to piss off the rival, uh, emperor, okay? So he gets all his, his men to shit on the floor and he's going to have unstimulated shitting

he wants to have like 1,000 extras all shitting on the floor At the same time Yeah yeah Apparently there's one One stuck up actress read it He's like

Oh I can't be in the film If they're shitting everywhere You're a loss bitch Haven't you ever see Jackis He's ahead of his time man Hello I am a Jabbawhis Today I do they doin poo poo and it was going to be

a very weird, very different take of it but it's going to be huge budgeted That is disgusting though Ah come on now Do you want to be in the room where a thousand people Take out shit You know? Yeah

Well it's a good documentary anyway But I think they really went overboard at the end Because they were like They're doing that inspired everything And they're like, oh inspired alien Star Wars and Jones And the greatest movie never made And if only it made it

oh this world see all the poverty out there if only dune had come along and just stop it yeah he's clearly very unhinged though is he like he's very um like full on you know even like instead of going like I needed to get people to help me with the film he's like I need to get my warriors

my warriors to make this movie we're going to rape your mind with my warriors yeah I'm using my film cock to penetrate your mind pussy Yeah, to bring you to spiritual Enlightenment. It's basically like that, yeah. It's the thing, like, back in then, those days they really,

you know, they sort of fetishized the eccentric artist, the author, so if you were just this fucking mentalist freak show, you know, filming baby dicks and raping women and getting, you know, plebs to shit in the street, and they call you a genius

and an artist. It's funny the way it works because back in the, loved the eccentric thing. That was really cool. Yeah. For a while they'd really fetishize the, the mean director. They'd be like, oh my God, he is so intense.

Like, he makes, he made Jake Gyllenhaal cry and shit himself. Yeah. He was so mean to him. And like, you know, he took it, Jake Jinnah's phone and shoved it down his mouth and called him a little bitch boy. Yeah, yeah. Call him Donnie Dark old bitch boy. And, uh, he made him eat out his own sister.

Yeah. The director was like, get Maggie in here. Bent our own. over and bubble boy just went to town on our bussy they weren't even filming it it was just for the laugh

it was for the rap party he just did it for the grip the bloomerail boy you know hey fellas come check this but now it's a bit more like maybe don't do weird shit on set maybe don't

brandish a broken bottle and hold it to the pregnant actress's face who are some of the mean directors still around not anymore even like you know James Cameron was one you always talk about like oh you don't fuck around in his set you know like he'd staple Kate Windsor to a wall you know but now it's like even he's like hey dude you know it's all about being chill

and relaxed around at least that's the public face he's probably like not like that doesn't yeah like well also he's like built his own little avatar commune that's so cool I love to loved that by way if it goes full Waco and they're burning the place, all these navvy are running out. It's like, they're real.

Yeah. Who else? Obviously, David O'Rossel, but he got, you know. Dave Russell finally, he's a great example of that. We're like, oh, he's so like, he's so intense. He's always molesting his, was it, his niece, his trans niece. That's how you make a picture, boys.

Lightning and a bottle. Yeah. But just back to the, um, the Compounding the David Cameron Like David Cameron The James Cameron Okay compound Like David Twillis Has been done there

For like In there for like four years Is that where he's been Yeah Is that way he's not responding To my letters Him and Jermaine Clement Have been in there right

They can keep Germain Clement Yeah Take a few of them Other fucking Kiwis While you're at it Oh hello

This is comedy Now do you like It's quirky fuck you fuck everyone he is all a bunch of kiwi

Maori cunt I don't I don't think any of that that's just fun isn't it just a bit of fun

to say that stuff isn't it I you know don't leave me hanging Brian come on

I'm shaking my head but anyway so Jabowowski it didn't happen and then David Lynch got it and then he made

his version but like he got fucked by the studio a lot and he was not happy with the finished product. Yeah, yeah. It's an interesting movie I've seen now. The David Lynch one. Yeah, and it's one that as I watch it and I know

more about the Dune World and I kind of know more about the production side of it, I'm more not impressed, but I appreciate it more. It's fucking weird, man. Like, he took it and he made it so weird. Like, he added all this extra stuff, especially with the emperor. I showed the emperor downstairs. Yeah, you showed me that, yeah. He made them really disgusting and hell

stuff, like extra stuff for his slaves have all their ears and some of their eyes all sewn up. And then there's like pus and blood and he's like floating around and then he starts raping one of them. There's like kind of a homoerotic kind of like violent sexual nature. It's like a hat with a

hat, you know, it's already weird and bizarre but he's like, no it's too normal and boring way. It's funnier like we need something to like, we need our Star Wars. They got Star Wars, what do we have? David Lynch, you know mass appeal. You know what

the kids like. Yeah. Now I want this on cereal boxes David. I think that can be arranged. Man, they have emper they made emperor toys. Really? You know that disgusting emperor that was like raping twinks or it? It is like big inflatable suit. He's like

it fucking, what's your one? Ah, fuck, I blew it there. What was her name? I'm not helping you. Missy Elliott. Okay, right. Yeah, in the video. Okay, well, it's a good movie. Fuck. And she's a good woman, Missy Elliott. No, no No

Maybe Maybe the Kiwis are right after all Do you want a new section This will cheer you up Brian's gossip corner Wait are we done with Dune I'm done with Dune I'm done with Dune yet

We can go back to Did I ruin Dune for you? No no No Are you mad at me Brian If I ruined the episode Did I do Dune wrong Oh no

Oh fuck I can be Dune I can do better Yeah What if I do funny voices It's why I do reading Dune. No, none of that. Okay, wait, Brian's Gossip Corner. So I was talking to a fella recently

who was giving me some gossip, all right? Yeah. But here's the thing with Gossip Corner. You can't, you can't sue me for libel. Uh-huh. Because it's what, and a man said. A man said it. The man said it.

That is ironclad, believe me. As your lawyer, I will advise you to go ahead. There's nothing to be... The man said at the bus stop, all right? And I'm not going to argue with it. But again, I don't agree with this. Yeah. And actually, I stopped him after a while.

I was like, this is too silly now. I don't trust you. Oh, okay. Yeah. And he was getting, you know what? It's like, you give me one bit of gossip. It's like, okay, you've got to heard that. You give me like seven bits of gossip.

And they're all about me. Yes. Lish. Slander. So, like, at one stage he's like, oh, yeah, I heard Mike Pence is gay. I was like, what? Yeah. All right.

Well, it's not really your gossip, is it? You're sure this wasn't just me in disguise and a bustra? Oh. Yeah, Amy Schumer's smelly. I'm like, oh, I got to tell James, right? Oh, I think he knows. So one thing he's told me, okay, Jim Jaffigan, Gafferick. Jim Jafferick's.

Jim Gaffigan. Yeah. Has two families. Okay. That's what you told me. So. He's got one family. Yeah.

And then another family. Okay. But they know about each other. They know about each other. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Mormon-style situation. Okay. But the other family know we're second best, we keep our heads down.

Really? Yeah. So there's like the good family in the... So like, what he said? There's like the family guy in the Cleveland show. So depending on Jim's mood, you know, if he's in a good mood, he'll like, hey, kids, let's all go to the swimming park and have a... But if he's in a bad mood, he's like, hey, get that fat ugly cunt of your mother out here now. I've got a new knuckle duster I want to.

a test. I want to see, you know, just how stupid of a con you have to be before your skull cracks open. Hot pocket. That's his bit, right, hot pocket. I don't even know the hot, whatever. I don't know either. It's like

garlic bread almost. It's like, yeah. Well, here's the thing. He just, in 2018 he had a movie where he played a character, and that's the exact premise of the movie. Yeah, right what you know, pal. At the same because if this is true then it's fucking genius because any time

you Google Jim Gafferkin two families, just that movie comes up. Yeah, yeah. I guess like you know that thing with the, again, I don't even knows it's true or not. It's something I think John Oliver said. You know the thing about like where Boris Johnson say he loved painting buses? Oh no. Yeah.

And it was distract. There's something gone wrong with the buses in London. Okay. He was like, oh, I love painting buses. So it's almost like if you Google Boris Johnson buses. Boris talks like painting buses. That's weird. No, does that mean he goes, he's like painting pictures of bosses, or he goes out tagging with his street crew? I hope he's tagging, man. Walk one in the man, dem, let's tag it up, blood.

Tool up, let's get the ting. My Maurice Johnson, crazy, blake. Another thing he told me, okay, is that David Attenborough likes young girls. Yeah, I could have told you that. Who told you there? man I've been saying that for fucking he was on like the administrative board in the BBC in the 60s and 70s

when Saville was at his peak he full on was into that shit he's the head of BBC 2 for ages yeah I'm telling you man David Attenborough he's a nuns well that's your opinion now that's the man of the bus stop no the man in bus stop's like young girls

okay I meant like 20 legal and you just jump in slander a good man's thing I wonder does he narrate his own sex tips And the frightened little girl Keep in mind it's her first time in the country She only got out of the shipping container About half an hour ago

And there I am with my saggy balls And man breasts And I'm perspiring profusely all over her She starts to cry And of course I become very erect yeah is that what happens I bet it does can't prove it does it

prove me wrong you have to go the court to prove that yeah yeah yeah except we've topped trumps right there yeah there you go I don't narrate the videos

James it's cinema verite I'm not queer I'm just smashing her back doors in with my big animal planet cock take my round

I'm horn you slay I don't know why I'm I didn't need to gyrate there I didn't need to do the motion That was just for you Brian Did you like it? You scared

This is to me Do I sound like I like it Now don't ruin it for me now Okay Any other gossip The other one he says That Louis This is very stupid now

Louis CK Yeah He likes to do a thing now Where he goes down to the train station Or the what do you call The Subway The Subway, yeah. Okay.

Young, women, not young women, but it's women in general, okay? Old 33-year-old hands. And there's like people, the paparazzi take pictures of him with the women, all right? Yeah. And he goes to women like, I want to fuck you in your mouth. Right. And the woman's all like, oh, my word. And they, like, leave.

And then he pays the paparazzi, okay, because they've been taking pictures of the woman's all, like, her reaction. Yeah. He pays them all off and jerks off over the picture as the woman. Wow. that sounds an awful lot of work that is I tell you that's a real yeah that's a real shaggy dog story

if I ever heard of this guy was telling me in someone else's there and someone else was like that makes sense you know what I'm not a surprise even a little bit okay

we've all taught about it takes the woman down and obviously she doesn't know that he's gonna like tell her I want to fuck you in the mouth or something like

he says something very disgusting I'm going to shit on your tits or something like that, yeah. And then the paparazzi, no. The money shot is Herbin like, ugh. Yeah. Now, the paparazzi, are they like in cahoots? Yeah, at this stage, no, because it's good money, it's regular money.

Right. Because this is happening at least five times a day. He never even gets on the train. Oh, fucking hell. But like... He's a workhorse, you know, a special every year. Fourth of July with Joe Lips. Yeah, Jesus Christ

I mean that's very If that's what you need to come Yeah Like fucking hell man We don't want a king shame here That's hilarious though isn't it Because really what's the crime What's the no it has to be true

That's my rumour mill right there And nothing else That's the only good stuff I have Not on better than that That's pretty funny I gotta say I mean That's that's

Hey Oh you're speechless this day I am. I am a bit. I am a bit. I'm just wondering what else we can talk about after that now. So we talked about that. We talked about Davros and the Patreon. Hey guys, you want to hear about me talking about Davros? Obviously, we talked a lot about the riots and stuff.

So if you want to hear about that, you want to hear the juicy hot takes, head over to the Patreon. I watched that Matt Rife special. Oh, yeah. Not good. Oh, I thought it was a... No, you didn't. Oh, you're right, actually. Sorry.

I got blinded, but he got very bold. toxy-looking face. It looks like he's got work done. I think he has got work because you look at like videos or pictures of him like from five or six years ago. He's definitely had some kind of like jaw structuring or like restructuring because his

cheekbones are very angular. Now let me just say this about Matt Rife. I get it. Very handsome. I don't think he is. I can't actually enjoy him. You queer. No, I like... If you don't want to bang Matt Rife, you're half a gay. I've told you it for half. Oh, that's right.

You can live with that? I told you, no half measures where I'm from. No, I've told you for it, he's a bit too, he's too big and he's too kind of fake looking for me. He looks like AI, like kind of like a... Well, apparently... I like smaller lads I can have power over. Okay. Well, like you?

Look at pictures of yourself. Oh, yeah, I could really... I could put a hurting on that. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'd bend him up like a pretzel pal. Yeah. Yeah, a little asshole or I could. gammy you know what I mean

oh la la la la la no but okay back to matt wright so matt rife we'll make a point aesthetically good looking man whatever for the most part if you're into that if you're into that no I get it like you know he does his crowdwork clips and he is pretty good with the

kind of snappy comeback or whatever but it's that's just about as far as it goes I haven't even seen the crowd works do you know I see the appeal and I see why dumb people thought he was good but you sit down you watch a special it's not it's not well written

It's not thought out You know what James The more you talk about The more I'm like Actually I'm pro Matt Wright Okay Yeah I like Burke Kreutcher

Defend Matt Rife then What's good about it Well he's got They're jokes You know Like what Tell me one of his jokes Don't point you in the spot

You don't remember no Well I do something about John Lennon I think Yeah No he said Oh Crystals But you drive a Saturn

Uh huh No way See it's harder In looks Isn't it No You believe in Murph Mercury, but you may, I like a lot of his stuff, by the way, it's just about how he, annoying, you know, like, he must bang, like, really dumb women, all right, yeah?

Yeah. Because he has to got, he can't bang anyone smarter than him. It's all, like, you know, it's all crystals in, like, yeah, like, yeah, there's just drooling. But, like, it's like, oh, let me get the joke right. So, you believe in crystals, yeah, all right, and star signs, and I'm sick of here, I'm getting, I'm getting the mood now, yeah, I'm, I'm sick. of hearing about girls talking about mercury alright yeah you're only mercury no

oh yeah mercury right yeah yeah you go in and you let a man borrow your car all right and then you worry about mercury he's crashing your Saturn where's the joke there

those are just two things that are very vaguely related mercury and Saturn and then John Lennon I know look at the Harry Potter glasses but he's the bull you lived no

why you didn't live yeah boy who didn't live oh yeah I'm gonna fix that post yeah

good luck with that oh wow I won't watch more Matt Rife now what else you know

no that's fine no she'd walk around a black eye yeah and good that was basically

yeah what was the I don't understand that I didn't actually understand that joke but I might go over my head

so the jokes I'm just bad those dumb women he bangs yeah he's not even banging you apparently though

he likes cougars that's his thing he likes bang an old paroxy blood big tidied saggy bitches

so good for him so good so the joke that he's getting in trouble for an hour that caused

the big brouhaha or whatever not that it did but you know so the joke was they go to a restaurant

him and his friend and the host Say it right. Okay. So I'm at the restaurant, you know, me and my boy, we're there, we're chilling, it's good. It's like, what's good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me get that tap ass.

Ha, ha. Yeah, yeah. All right, so, but then we go in, we go in the crib, and we see the chick, the hostess, right? She come up and she's like, oh, hey, can I sit you down or whatever? And she got a black eye, son. The bitch got a black eye. Yeah. And my friend is like, um...

I don't like how much better you are at that than me. you're already paying attention you're only noticing that now are you thank you a while it was a slow learner oh actually you have to talk about altered states before we go don't forget about alter states

so the joke is they go to the restaurant sorry I'm interrupting you again it's funny like you're doing a good impression let's talk with something else I don't want to talk about Matt Rife anymore I'm gonna burn all my Matt Rife DVDs

just set fire to your Netflix so she's got a black guy yeah She's got a black eye, and then he's like, oh, what? Like, how bad is it that the restaurant, like, this is the face of the company, your hostess, and she's got a black eye. Why don't they just keep her in the kitchen? And then Matt Rife goes, I feel like if she was any good in the kitchen, she wouldn't have a black eye. Yeah. That was the joke.

They're like, I'll test you. Yeah. See, if you're cool. Yeah. I'm just tasting the water. And that's another thing. He, like, really, like, heavy black scent. call it.

Back in my day, we'd call him a wigger. But, no, it's black scint because apparently that's less offensive. So,

Y'all, you know, me and my girl, me and my girl. Yo, she'd be sucking on my dick. And apparently that's not good if you do that.

Well, I'll tell you what. You think he is a hard time getting away with it? Try looking like me and doing that. That's tough. It's a tough room. He got some grief.

And again, I imagine this is very manufactured grief. Yeah. Very much so because... They're trying to take me down. Yeah. So then his response was he put a post on Instagram saying, hey, anyone who was offended by that joke

click the link for support and then when you click the link it brought you to a website that sold special needs helmets. So he's definitely... Which I thought you just buy I don't know that special helmets. Oh yeah. That's why your helmet didn't help you any.

I didn't know the website for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that's the big... Again, this is all controversy. Like, you forgot in, like, two days. Again, it's already forgotten. Maybe back banging cougars, you know? Yeah.

But that's the thing. Like, it's a weird middle ground because I don't give a shit about, like, you know, he just made some dumb joke about a woman with a black eye. I may watch more of the special, though. Special needs helmet. But the thing is, he's not good enough to defend, but he's also not bad enough to write off.

He's just, he's okay. He's no Chris to stop below. You mean Chris DeLeia, who's back, by the way? Really? Yeah, and he dropped a new special. Oh. On his website. Oh, how much?

Oh, I don't care. Is there an option for me to pay as much as I want? I just sent him a black check. Dear Mr. Leah, I hope this finds you well. You saved workaholics. Yeah, so you put out a new special. What's it called? bitches be lying

I don't know I don't know but it's on his website so you gotta pay it for it like so I'm not gonna do that I can probably download it but I don't really know I'm sorry Kevin Larnie's texting us

oh what yeah by way we have we have homework to do actually oh what uh yeah uh Jason Brennan says we have to talk about Josh Giddy

he says we have to who's that some white basketball player who's like banging underage women oh you were talking about that yeah what were you saying oh James I need to tell you

my new hero I thought El Topo was cool but this guy This guy rocks We're a remake dude Jabrowowski was trying to do Son of El Toto but he couldn't get the funding

No one wants to see a four He was going to have to son back A 40 year old version And now all the Pito's like This is bad taste But we're done with Josh Giddy later on I want to watch I want to do more research

In Josh Giddy Good basketball player Good basketball player And he's banging 15 year olds. Maybe you, oh, I don't know about 15 now. Underage, apparently. Again, I don't want to libel anyone. Sure. He's got two families. So we'll do, we'll do some research to Josh Giddy. He was basically okay city thunder. Oklahoma City Thunder? Yeah, yeah. Nice.

Good, good guy, good guy. Yeah. Apparently he's texting the brother of the girl, be like, I'm banging your sister. And he's like, oh, she's underage. Yeah, she's going to be under the cover soon. Ha ha ha ha ha. Suck of my dude. A cool Matt Rice. He's a white guy? the opposite. He's white, yeah. He's white. Australian. He's good. Do you know, when you're hanging out in the club and there's a bunch of kiddies and you think, oh, crocky,

oh, what my heart having to go on that little Joey? O'y, oh, you little koalas, want to nibble with my bamboo stick. Yeah? No, no. No. No. We'll talk about that more next episode. I need to do more research. Yeah, do a deep dive. Yeah, yeah. Watch his tree pointers and all that. Yeah.

go, I watch this morning out of the blue, I looked up to the list of like weird films I found. Okay. A lot of them I've seen you know, like their definition of weird is like pretty it's like taxi driver, you know? Joker. Yeah. Dude, it's so fucked.

No, Joker was on it, yeah. And Captain America Civil War. You know, I was like, whoa. Thor reg. A rock. I think what we're doing in the shadows actually was in there. Oh, fuck all. It's like weird, crazy films that make you fuck with your man. It's so perverged, dude.

The Lego movie. Yeah, yeah. But there's one called altered states. Altered states. Haven't heard of this. Don't know what it is. Looked up. Written by Patty Chayesky.

Who did the network? Network. Not the network. Just network. Yeah. You idiot, Tadden. The network. The network.

Liding. That what is good. You can even watch network, could you? No. So. Because I wasn't mad as hell. I felt okay. I was fine.

I'm pretty chill I'm going to take it for a lot longer I'm going to take it I'll take even more of it pile it on boys I'm mad as hell I'm going to do nothing about it

so it's based on the work of John Lilly Okay John Lilly is a real Far out dude He's into a sensory deprivation Okay Deprivation

Yeah sensory deprivation Deprivation Flotation tanks Flotation tanks and this is a fictionalized account of scientists researching it And again I didn't know knowledge

This film, all right Okay So it starts off at William Hurt And Bob Babablam Oh Bob Babelan Yeah Bobba Lam Yeah William Hurt There are two scientists

Investigating Century Deprivation Tanks Right And then William Hurt meets a nice girl And he falls in love And I was like Oh this is just a nice movie About a guy who falls in love

and he's like, I love sensory deprivation tanks. We know I love you more. A pretty girl like you. Oh, William hurt. And they're like kissing and all that. And I was like, this is grand. Nothing weird about this, all right? But then he gets more or more into the tank.

Okay. And he gets really into, he goes to Mexico and buys weird beans or like mushrooms, something like that. Okay. And then he's psychedelic beans. Just a tin of beans. Oh, I'm dripping. And he's taking the acid and shit And he's seeing weird shit

And there's like a lot of hallucinating stuff in the movie Right, okay I was like, okay, it's like him tripping, all right? But then it takes a weird turn And I don't know exactly, I want to see what you think of this now So the film proposes That when you go into a sense of deprivation tank You regress into past memories

of your ancestors, all right? Oh. Okay, so, like, he can see himself swinging around trees and stuff. Uh-huh. And, like, he sees himself eating animals and stuff, going on a caveman, right? Right, okay.

And so, again, this is all just he sees this stuff, right? And they're examining his brains, like, this guy's got the brain scan of a monkey. He's got monkey brain, all right? Right, okay. But then, what happens next is he gets real hairy. Oh, my God. He turns into a monkey

He turns to a monkey And he runs around the cops Like stop that monkey He's like Who we do I want to be like you And then He's not even a monkey really

He's a more caveman He's like he's It's William Hurt Okay Just all hairy I was Captain Caveman Basically Captain Caveman And he goes in the zoo

And starts eating things He starts like eating a fucking You know They've got a warhog there And he starts like He's swinging the war And then he um Next day he's

he wakes up, all right? He's like, Oh, that was crazy. No, he's like, Honey, don't make a big deal out of this, all right? But honey, you were a caveman. You feasted

on the flesh of the innocent. Oh, typical chicks. Don't like dude fun. And it's just what bros do. He's like the dean of the college. He's like, I'm sick of this hippie mumbo jumbo. One minute you're a man. Next minute, you're a cave man.

Swinging around the place. I'm no longer doing it. You better stop digging. that wacky tobacco Mexican shit and he's like yeah sure we'll stop taking it

my fingers sake nerd so he starts taking it more and more and then he starts to go into the next

realm of consciousness okay all right but his girlfriend's like don't go and he's like no baby you're holding me back

and then they have primal sex and then you rapes her no No, no, she's into it this one. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's not every film I watch.

What primal sex exactly? Just like, we're... No, Johnny. Yeah, yeah, raw dogs are... Scoot. Yama damado. Ro, ro, arthur God, chipsis, like, sco, you can't rape my girlfriend,

oh, because you're tripping balls on Mexican mushrooms. But then he realized... I hurts my throat. to do that. It's worth it though. It's not though. It's not even a particularly good impression but anyway. But then he realizes that love is more important than becoming an interior

wrong. He's wrong. Then go into the next stage of consciousness. Consciousness spiritual enlightenment. He was going to be human evolution. The elevation of the species. No, just some chick. He was going to be a being of pure light. Yeah.

But then he decided not to it. And he's like you know the greatest truth is there is no truth only love yeah well that's a bad that's I don't like that

I was surprised by how still he got when he turned to a monkey I was like come on now come on out come on out guys and they're playing it pure straight yeah

it's going to be very dramatic not even like he turned to a fucking cave he was swinging around the place yeah he he uh he tried to bite a police officer like hmm

these experiments they're a little bit unconventional I mean still I tell you that that's the you know, the joys of getting tenure as a professor you can do whatever

you want. I really should fire you when we're doing all of this caveman mumbo-jambor. You've got tenure, I'm afraid. You've got spunk. Have that it, boy. Paddy Chayesky was not happy with the final film. Okay. He

didn't want to be credited as a writer. Right, okay. Yeah, he taught, because I think they changed him to the dialogue. He's like, you've ruined the him. The monkey was supposed to do a monologue about how capitalism's bad. Yeah. Yeah, he's a weird film dude.

Whoa. But Patty, when you said that the monkeys are ruined and society, was that not, wires are crossed here. No, you didn't understand me at all, sir. But, man, I thought I was, like, I thought it's based on Lily. Okay. I thought it was, like, an actual, like, just real movie. and then suddenly it goes off the fucking walls. So John Lilly, he's like a real

scientist who didn't turn into a caveman. Okay. Okay. As far as I know. Yeah. Okay. So I was just... Wikipedia has never lied to me before. I was little taking it back. I'm going to keep watching movies on this list because there's some good ones. A lot of foreign ones sound good. All the foreign ones, by the way,

are like, a woman is beaten to debt for 5,000 years. But then comes back as a ghost and has to... It gets beaten even worse. And has to win a cello competition. Just a way to

break dance competition to save the rec center from those stuffy yuppies. A lot of these foreign films well I think it's all you before I think it said it was like a lot of them were like a fucking 90 year old director who's still badass

meet a 40 year old girl and she's more in love with him than she could possibly understand and he beats her with his cock she blows in his urethra like it's a kazoo

and she loves it yeah and you watch more weird movies yeah well also live my life as well you can't just been wrong wrong see that's what happens there you're making the same mistake as that caveman

you have the you have the chance to achieve higher consciousness and spiritual enlightenment by staying in your room eating crisps and masturbating while watching foreign films but you want to go out there with people and talk

to them and have sex with women like a freak like a stupid idiot freak is that what you want to do with your life? No exactly. You're right yes I'm glad I talk some sense into you. Now give me power of attorney

over your estate You're finance. And, uh... We're at the hour there. At the hour, yeah. We're going to watch the late, late toy show. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It doesn't start to like 9 o'clock. Yeah, we'll have to sit in silence still then. You said Patrick Kilty. You said he shouldn't host it. You were all getting angry downstairs. I said, a Protestant. He's not a Protestant. Is he?

No. No, I don't know. I don't have a Protestant thing. No, I don't think he is. I don't think he is. No, he's, yeah. but um no i was just saying it's weird that he's only had the hosting gay he's only kind of finding his feet doing the late late show and now he has to like interview a bunch of stupid kids it's the ultimate test yeah and they're all probably like asperger's he now you know what i mean it's like so do you like this toy tibby please don't look me in the eye pandrick please don't look me in the eye your father was murdered by loyalists he was scum he was in a betting shop during the day he deserved it he was a degenerate gambler Maybe cut to commercial here

No, keep going Okay, all right Tell you, I missed D forms Anyway Pat was the best Pat Getty Yeah, he was the best He was the most awkward

Now gay was a little bit too comfortable Well that's what I thought you meant By being the bet Oh by Pat being Yeah, he was the most awkward He was the most awkward The best to watch

Funniest to watch He was my same way like You know Who was your bond you know Yeah Yeah Pat was my don't Okay

Awesome Yeah Yeah I grew up with Pat So I liked how awkward And he would see Pat didn't be You know

Talking about Israel and stuff He wanted to current affairs You know I talked to these children Yeah Yeah About you know Little

Just like Oh So the So the That Power Ranger Connected to that one That makes a Megasor Does it

Cool And are you aware That this isn't real life You're sort of escaping Into a land Of fantasy While our Our country gets

Sold off Bit by bit to vulture fund capitalists and of course mass migration is causing a huge societal upset you know and you should consider these things at all

I like the teddy bear because like you push the button and it goes I love you I bloody love you and like me ma-da never says that to me so like I really like the toy

because I do wow you really are just a dead-eyed little mongloid aren't you? You're really a worthless waste of space. You're nothing to realize that. We're all nothing in the infinite cosmos, but you are especially worthless. Yeah? Is that what you like?