Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 214 : Napoleon

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

Thanksgiving special with Napoleon

What does that mean? I don't get it. Explain it. No. I got a secret. Okay. A big secret, all right? All right.

And I've been holding this in, all right? All right. And it's not my sexuality. Oh. We're not revealing that till season three. We're waiting for some tests to come back from the lab. Run it again. Inconclusive, sir.

Does I say I'm an alpha male? No? No. I told you. that I watched Thanksgiving. Yes. Would you believe that I also

watched Napoleon? Oh! I watched Napoleon. You little devil, because I asked you, did you watch Napoleon? And you said, no!

You'd shit yourself and ran out of the room. I was wearing the hat at a time. In retrospect, I should have picked up. I was dressed as a full Napoleon with a hat. So, le, bleu.

Oh, where'd you go cinema, see you? Nope. You watched the cam version. I watched a cam version. On your phone. Yeah.

While taking a shit. The longest shit. Yeah, yeah. And let me tell you, I I thought they both okay. Okay. Thanksgiving and Napoleon. All right.

So there. What was the, so I win. What was the quality? And you didn't watch either of them, did you? No. No. Thanksgiving was a better quality.

Okay. Napoleon was kind of a worst quality one now. That's good, though. You want to, you want really good quality for the Eli Rott movie. Yeah, not like the

big cinematic, epic battle scene. I will say, I could hear laughter from the audience. Oh. Yeah, and I told you four... Yo, that motherfucker talk funny. Ha ha! You're there little motherfucker right there. I told you for that when you watch the cam version,

LeBron James pops up sometimes. LeBron James and the cricket... That's my sleep paralysis demon. Lebron James. And the cricketer. So an Indian and the LeBron James keep popping up for some betting

company. And then another stage, no, twice during the film, a black guy shows up with a blender and he's putting money in the blender and he's spinning it. They are fiscally irresponsible, aren't they? Pop-up ads, I mean. Not, hey, oh, come on now.

That's not. All right. I don't like them. I don't like pop-a-bats. They're all popping up and scared. Yeah, again, it's for another betting company. Right. But apart from that... That's not a good message to send your betting, like... putting money in a blender. I think it's something to do with like

not betting with us as like burning your money. It's like destroying your own money. The only fiscally responsible thing to do is the bed all on black. Okay. All right, yeah. So I like both.

We'll talk about Thanksgiving first. Okay. No, actually, no, on Napoleon first. I decided. All right. Napoleon, a lot of people being harsh in this movie. Yeah, a lot of people are kind of...

Unfairly, I think. And by way, those history nerds are really pissing me off now. Right on. Preach, brother. Like really, really. pissing me off. Like all these like guys who are rocking up being like Mr. Mr. Scott

I believe you've made a little mistakes. A few mistakes there or should I say a lot of mistakes. They're all like, instead of being like they don't come out like oh yeah well there's a few mistakes here they're all just kind of smug kind of like you thought this happened oh you thought he was there when

Marie Antoinette was as a name but you know Ridley has pissed him off though that's the thing. You hear what he said. Yeah, what was like, you aren't there, you fucking, you are fucking day, you are fucking, you are, you fucking, do you know where I was in school? I were out shagging birds. You were there fucking, oh, let me read me little history book. Yeah, fucking little twat.

I shagged your mum. Well, he was basically like that. He said he shagged my mum. Well, which, uh... I loved that, by the way. But he, he was... Tony Scott wouldn't even fuck your mother. That's why Tony jumped

Took one look at your mother's pussy He's like There is no God I tell you when you stare Into the cunt of bits The cunt stares back Eh RIP Tony

Yes Great guy He actually was stoppable But The only thing that was Unstoppable Was the depression Apparently

But Ridley's back okay now this is an apple production and apple are at the moment they're going hog wild and they're giving all the old guys all the money to give Martin Scoressiz 200 million they're giving Ridley 200 million

okay right and their strategy is we're not making money all right what about mythic quest did they get 200 million unfortunately not no no Ted Lassow not even for Danny Pudy all right didn't get that show song

by the way I didn't watch it now not good and then Ted Lassow and they've also got Argyle coming out

which is like their James Bond it's Matthew Vaughn and it's Henry Cavill and Sam Rockwell and John Sina it's a big action

comedy kind of thing oh that could be well the point is regardless the point is they're throwing money at the wall

and they're said their plan is we don't want to make profits what do they want to make subscribers okay that's it

so we are okay for losing loads of money yeah we're just going release it you know, it's in cinemas for a few weeks, poured out there just to get

subscribers, that's it, they're doing the kind of Netflix model where it's about content, it's not about money. Are they like, they don't release their figures or... No, they don't know. How is that allowed, by the way? The IRS comes up and can we look at your... Nah, it's fine, no, don't worry about it. But also, they have

investors. They should I don't know much about the corporate side of things, but the investors are like, are you making money? And they're like, yes. It's like, well, I heard the movie didn't perform the expectations. No, no. That's Russian misinformation. I heard young people didn't really like Kidders of Flower Moon.

No, no, you're wrong. Yeah. They all loved it. They love Bobby De Niro with his little driving goggles. It was a vibe. They're all doing the Gladstone on TikTok. They love it. Slowly poising themselves.

Oh, yeah. But Napoleon is another big, and it's a big budget movie. Yes. And this is one of the manual. Napoleon movies. Okay. That's out there. Uh, I haven't seen any other ones. No, me neither. I've heard stories about ones that are like six hours long and... I am also very, uh, uneducated in the topic of Napoleon. Obviously, I know who he is. I know a few of the big things, but like people, like history nerds are like this guy is like the most important man in all of

history. Do you say that. Yeah. Like if you, the history of the Western world. Yes. Is history of Napoleon. Yes. So it's basically like before Christ when so it's before Napoleon and after Napoleon

right? Right on. And people like dedicate their whole lives Napoleon. This is why I'm annoyed because all these historians okay that they make

their living right in like guess what? I've written my 12th book about Napoleon. Yeah. Yeah. I like you know what's a dinner party the kids are like

you know, shut up dead. What you're your Nintendo DS is more exciting than Napoleon's conquest. He shot a cannon at the pyramids. Did that happen by the way? No, it didn't.

That's one of the many things. But here's the thing. You get the people. So like the, you know, the fucking dupes like me, right? You get me interested. I'm like, oh, you're shooting cannonballs, the pyramids. Whoa. Fucking mental. Oh, just, and that, a bit that woke up the money. The mummy, the mummy from the mummy returns. That's what happened. Rory Napoli and set off his cannon

and then Brendan Fraser had to come and show him out. But you could say, like, hey, if you liked the movie, how about my book and use it to your advantage? They're all fucking, they're spoiling the party.

Yeah. It's like, no. And all this stuff, the problems they have with the movie, all right, or the best parts, if you ask me. Yeah.

Like, with every historical event, obviously when a movie gets made, they take liberties for dramatic purposes for entertainment. Yeah, yeah. I always take issue with that, it's not historically accurate well then read a book if you want the facts

but this is a movie we need to entertain like there's a really good bit he needs to put meat in the seat you know what I mean? There's a really good bit that I really liked okay where there's a big army come towards them and they're on the ice and he fires cannonballs into the ice and they all go

like whoa and they're all sinking in it and it's like the horses are going nah it's like really cool like cinematic yeah yeah yeah and the guy's like well actually they they examined it and guess what there's no horses

or people in the water there so that didn't happen what they could have done is have a scene where the army is coming and Napoleon strategises to shoot them

there and he gets them in the pincer movement and then he defeats he has a negotiation defeats them now that'll be a better story but Ridley clearly doesn't know cinema they would ruin it

and I don't want to say like I love the movie by the way the movie is interesting I tell you what I was giving a lot of leeway because I'm watching the theatrical cut there's a four and a half hour cut coming so I want to watch instead I think a lot of the problems it's almost like watching like the dailies

it's hard to judge I don't get the full scope of it I think a lot of people's problems with about like you know I think well I'm hoping anyway it'll be fixed with the so I don't

I don't want to judge it too hearty because I got such a surprise with the Kingdom of Heaven extended Oh yeah cut down like I'm giving them a lot of leeway here

Did you watch all of that Yeah long as that four hours It's like four hours Yeah it's amazing by the way Okay Kingdom of Heaven is like Really underrated

Is that Ridley Scott as well It's one of his top five Yeah Wow wow It's up there With like the aliens and the Blade Runners and all that

Sweet Yeah I highly recommend it I'm man no actually I was gonna say It's better than Gladiator I don't know if I go that far I get a bit too excited sometimes Like Kingdom of Heaven

Yeah I don't think No I think King Gladier's a bit more A bit more crack Yeah If you want more crack Watch Gladiator

Alright Kingdom Heaven is a little bit more serious Plus Orlando Bloom Is a huge Cast a shadow of mediocrity Over the whole thing He is not He is not

You get any Literally get Steve Bouchemian Is better like Literally any one Which is true for Pirates of the Caribbean as well If you ask me So how is the performance

How is Joaquin? he is I was surprised he really does play it's way more funny than I expected right like it's there's some bits

that you could hear the laughter like you know and I was like you hear laughter from outside oh no it's the camp are those children outside my bedroom window laughing again get out of here

you street urchins he plays Napoleon very neurotypical like very like restrained And very kind of awkward. And literally some bitch who's like, you know, hello, miss, you're very handsome.

I'm pretty, you know, like that kind of stuff. You said neurotypical. Did you mean neurodivergent? What, what's the difference? Neurotypical. Does that mean he's trans? What's the difference there? Neurodivergent.

Yeah. He plays it very autistic is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, that would be neurodivergent. Okay, okay. Neurtypical are like the normies who play gah. Well, that's just your words right there. Oh, the gah heads. He plays like a real gah head.

but my point is what was my point I was watching some stuff about Napoleon afterwards apparently he was very charismatic

you know Hitler was very charismatic as well you know you got the people going Of course yeah

Yeah hey preaching and converted here He also was a very sexual man and he doesn't come off like that in the

the movie Yeah he was all about fucking wasn't he He was yeah Like I heard On a podcast A while ago there There was a done

thing back in the day It's like you Let's say I'm the Duke wherever I want to send a letter to Napoleon I give it to my letter boy and I tell him hand this to Napoleon

watch him read it then come back and let me know like was he angry was he pissed at me was he happy you know that was like you wanted to get his actual because otherwise give us someone that might not make Napoleon or someone goes like changes the meaning or tries to fuck you over you know yeah so it's like give this to

Napoleon all right and the stories where like the letter boys would sit in a waiting room and he'd be like letter boy, letter boy, letter boy then woman, woman, woman, woman. And all the women were there to fuck. And it was all kind of like, you know, some 18 year old French girl.

It's like, oh, it's waiting for... 18, really, Brian? Is that you being a bit? I live in a real fantasy land. And they're like, oh, my time. It's almost like waiting at the pharmacist. You know, it's like, oh, my turn. And you go in and you get fucked by Napoleon, you leave.

Take a ticket and wait in line. Yeah, basically. Yeah, yeah, you're number 78, you know Or number 69 Oh, you beat me to it Oh, we're cooking now, baby It's comedy I don't even need this coffee

I'm fucking buzzing right now But I will drink it anyway So So I've heard yeah I've heard mixed reports From a lot of people Although Shane Gillis tweeted Napoleon rules

Yeah, I would be on the rule side And he was very like This Better Be Good Because of it Because he's a big history head I'll talk my best friend Shane Gillis. He loves history and he studies Napoleon so I was very happy to hear

he enjoyed the film and I sent him a message to say so glad you liked the film would really love to meet up for that coffee but no still he's very busy though he's doing the comedy mothership so it's you know...

Shane Monaghan's got a real good cinema so you're at a pretty sweet open mic scene dude I mean, it's mostly musicians and spoken word poetry, but I mean, I think you do really well there. You can clean up. I'll take you under my wing, Shane. Because you're probably a bit nervous around the land. Austin has tipped, okay? They've jumped the shark. It's the new L.A. now. You need to come to the cool. Make Keep Monahead weird.

Well, there's keep Austin weird, keep Modahead spastic. That's our slogan. So just a real talk about the movie, okay? it is it felt pretty short now to be honest I think it's like two and a half hour or something like that

I suppose after flowers at a killer moon yeah in comparison yeah and it kind of goes through his life and career I would say a little bit

too fast it's kind of like the bang bang bang bang bang bang abccd and then it gets to Josephine is his main love

it was life and that's the bits that they kind of slow down and kind of focus on that stuff and I liked again

In this, Napoleon's a bit weird sexually. He's a bit like, you know, almost like a little puppy. He's like, oh, you know, he's like, basically like he's always popping out of his head. He's like, mm, Josephine. And he's like, I need the frog. I need pussy. There's like a bit where he's in there. You like to see my baguetto?

No, there's a bit in it where like, and again, it's played for last where like he's talking Josephine. Yeah. And then she just opens her legs up. Nice. And she's not wearing panties. He's like, look down and you will see something you like. And he's like, you know, making him. And he goes, like, uh,

like little kind of look down. And he's like, uh, and like the bit where he comes into the room, he's stomping his foot. And he's like, come on, come on.

And she, like, hikes up her dress. And he's like, whew, you know, just like, bit butt fucking her, like, oh,

like, it's not like a slow, like, they're playing music and they're like, it's not like, you know, like, the sex scenes for women.

Yeah. But it's very, like, slow and sensual. This is not that, no, this is for the bros or, for the French dictators. I want to bun apart

your legs and fuck you. Ha ha ha. What about that? Ah, comedy. So it's about their relationship and like he's doing his battles and all that. And like there is like, you know,

he goes to Egypt and he's firing at the pyramids and people are like, no, that didn't happen. Shut up, nerd. It looks awesome. Yeah. It goes by really fast where it, there's not much time for him to really act. Like there isn't that many like big monologues

Because he's so restrained us waiting for the moment He's like, no! You know, he's like, I will not take this. Pure nerve rage. Yes, yeah. Bagel boss. Don't touch my funcopts. Remember bagel boss?

Yeah, he goes big. Yo, how's, you? Because I'm so short, you think it's okay to tell me I should be dead. Actually, it was not a thing though that Napoleon wasn't actually short? He wasn't short. He was walking Phoenix size.

Propaganda. Yeah, it's propaganda, yeah. Misinformation. There's a very... The Zionists, right? Well, no, no. I thought everything bad is the Zionists now. I think that's where allowed to say it, aren't we?

I have erectile destruction because of the Zionists. Well, that's true. Me and Netanyahu, or having a bit of a joke on you, yeah. But there's a funny bit where, like, he's off in Egypt, right? Like I said, firing the cannons and all that. Yes. But then he finds word that. Josephine has snakes in her bed

and snakes between her legs. Okay. And snakes in the place that belongs to me. Uh-huh. That's what he says, all right? So he has to run off and he's running by...

He just starts running. Like Forrest Cump. So he's running back to France, all right? And look, he sees a paper and the paper's a big cartoon of Josephine getting fucked and he's under the bed,

like, what? Oh, like a cook? Yeah, yeah. That was the very first cuck porn. Yeah, yeah. It's like satire. Yeah, yeah. He's like these newspaper cartoonies like

Like three big black guys One's called Britain The other's called America Yeah And they're all coming in his hat Yeah yeah America wasn't around then It wasn't no

But it's still a funny I'm a stupid Fucking idiot Well watch the movie Like hey Like Ridley Scott Who gives a fuck about history Yeah

Yeah because you have America in it You know Yeah And Atlantis Fuck it you know And Wakanda So he's like don't have sex

under people and she's like okay but they're like just like they're toxic they're like Bonnie and Clay you know they both cheap but they always get brought back together because that bad and Nancy sex is so good you know are they married yeah they get married later on yeah but here's

the thing there's one really funny bit but I was like interesting way they did it but let's see so he can't bear an air all right someone ain't working either her or him We don't know who

So then The nurse or whoever Okay One of the women That helps them with these things The midwife The midwife She has not in the midwife

Yeah But she says We'll do a simple Little test To find out Fuck another bitch See if she gets pregnant Let me see if she gets pregnant

Alright So in that room there Is an 18 year old girl She's just turned 18 Right You fuck her Yes And you see

If it's your fault or Josephine's. Now it's a weird, weird thing. Again, like, Napoleon in real life, apparently, very charismatic, real, like, full of energy, no, like, he got the people excited. You know, he gave, there's so many instances where, like, the soldiers are, like,

they're depressed and they're, they've got anxiety. Yeah, yeah. No, the soldiers are like... They have imposter syndrome. Oh, I don't know if I should be here. No, the soldiers, they're wrecked, okay, and their friends are being gunned down and they're, like, covered in their friend's blood,

and, like, they're being stabbed. Oh, God, and is this the Napoleon? Napoleon goes like, come on, men, we can do it. They're like, for Napoleon, you know, yeah. If we win, I get to go home and have more pussy. Let's do it. For Napoleon! Will we get any pussy?

No! But like, in this he's like, okay, may I have more wine? He's like, downing wine. He's like, oh, okay, let's do this. And he goes into the 18-year-old and he's like, okay, turn off the lights. And he's like, yeah, and he has to fuck her in the dark. I don't have an odd choice Again they portray him like

The idea like he's like Oh having sex with another person Oh I'll have to make small talk Yeah It's all wet and gooey Yeah Which is a choice Like I don't know why he did it

He's very very I don't say stupid But he's like They betray him as like a kind of a Narcissistic day Up the whole megalomania element You know Like

later on is a bit where he talked to these kids and he's like who burnt down Rome and they're like didn't the no sorry who burnt

Russia and they're like wasn't it like the Russians burnt it to hurt you guys like no no you know who burnt Russia

me this guy yeah he basically was like me and he points himself like that it's silly you know it's meant to be silly

yeah there's way more comedy it's kind of funny I think Apple were like you're gonna make gladiator yeah

oh yeah I'm like this is gonna be it's like a lot of basically I've combed inside you Yeah That's Is that the part that people

Were taking issue with Just like how spastic he portrays him as I wouldn't He's not like He's not like the naughty professor I just mean like They've upped it Like actually like a lot of French people

think it's like anti French Oh yeah I don't know exactly what people I don't think people actually care about Napoleon I mean like, I know people were interested but a lot of people are like, Napoleon wouldn't be like that, you know, they're like Star Wars fans.

Yeah, I mean. Like, I'm a bit like perplexed. I'm just like, oh, that's, oh, he's doing like that, all right. I mean, I guess, look, in the world of history, Napoleon was a great man. Yeah. You're mocking him. I mean, he's kind of one of the all-time great historical figures.

The goat, it's him and Tom Brady. Yeah. But, yeah, again, that's the thing. I haven't seen the film and I really don't know. enough about Napoleon to be able to you know yeah

what else about it he's good I Josephine's very good I think her name's like Jody Comer yeah yeah yeah she's having the crown anyway one of those

crown bitches but she she's good their relationship is definitely the the most interesting thing and to be honest I maybe would just call like Napoleon and Josephine

and would have cut out I would have just start with him as he's the boss all right I would have caught out all the like him rising power and

just to like give it more time I want less of the history and more of the actual acting you just want a

rom-com like I was watching a thing about Kubrick's attempt at making Napoleon and I was just thinking the whole

time because I think Ridley Scott one stage had the option to do that script there's a script out there by

Kubrick yeah and he was like no it's a bit too cerebral and a bit too you know I want to do

because he doesn't come coming off in it. No, and the other, the Kubrick one's got way more sex in it.

Oh, really? Yeah, way more sex. Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's, the Kubrick's interesting because he was, it was going to be

Jack Nicholson. As Napoleon? Yeah, yeah. And he was going to have, I think he was going to film it in, like, Yugoslavia, and he had the full cooperation of the Yugoslavian army.

Wow. So he's going to use the army as extras. Holy shit. Yeah, it's going to be a big, big production and, it all fell through, money and all that. He spent like three years

researching it. Yeah, that's the thing about him, apparently he was like, meticulous, it was the same with the Aryan papers. Yeah. He just, like, studied at the Holocaust so much, he just became too depressed to continue with it. But at this one, because he wanted to have, like, um, like,

sea battles, actual ships, and he wanted, like, he wanted to, like, really be, and he wanted to be historically accurate and, yeah. But I think he was going to do this series of vignettes through Napoleon's life, so one seen the start of his life, one's seen in the middle, and just kind of go through it like that, you know? Okay. It's kind of hard to do the full things.

many battles. Yes. A lot of battles in this 2023 one was like there's a battle and you're like, all right, was that a big battle or something?

Yeah, yeah. Like, I was watching the thing where like, you know, this battle actually lasted like, you know, a long, it was a huge big thing.

Right. And this is almost like, battle, battle, and it all kind of like merge into one a little bit. Right, okay. There's some good battle scenes, you know?

Yeah. Like the, um, Waterloo and all that was cool. And they have to like the formations. So Napoleon, um, he was really big into like square formations,

called the square. So it's like horses and then there's people, a square of men around the horses, you know? Okay, right.

And they kind of travel like that a series of squares. Yeah, it's wild that like, you know, back in those days, the, you know, strategic element of it,

like a formation and how you travel. Like, it just incorporated so much and there were so many moving parts and like you're not relying on technology at all. This is just you and men

and animals with blunt instruments. Yeah. walking across the country to go and kill people. And like just something as simple like if it rains that can throw off everything.

If you're on a hill and it rains now like all the guys are falling over and their pants are falling down. And you don't know if it's horse shit or mud. Yeah. And it's probably boat. And like just like even stuff like you get maps all right.

Yeah. And these maps might be fucking 20 years ago. They're like old maps, you know. So the terrain has changed. You rock up and now all those trees that you're going to use this cover. I've been cut down 10 years ago.

Right. Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. So I enjoyed Napoleon for what it was. Okay. I feel like I could say more about it, but I don't know.

I only just watched it there like yesterday. So I think I need more time to digest it. I can't, I can never get behind this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, I... This is no way to live. I need to see it again.

I need to see it again where there's no LeBron James. I never thought I say that. but I think now they have Spielberg has bought the rights the Kubrick version and they're going to do a seven part miniseries

but they've been saying this for a while now and I don't know if this Napoleon will help or hurt I know it's Spielberg though well it probably hurt to be honest why it takes away the kind of yeah because it's kind of it's a big thing by a big director

that kind of seems to be falling flat for a lot of people so maybe whoever the investors That's another thing to hurt Kubrick's Napoleon because like he was working on it for a few years And in those few years they made like Waterloo Yeah Which is a big production

Then they made two other Napoleon films And they both did buy the box office Yeah So that kind of killed it And again like Spielberg I don't know man like his Like whatever issues you would have About Ridley Scott's retelling of history

Spielberg would make it way too like I don't know sacrin and just like the rising scores like, but we need to learn to live, this is about love, about... Yeah, he would really hype up the love element Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, do you honestly

that I like Napoleon, the love is so like carnal and so like let me cheese in your hole I'm gonna fucking shoot. And like that was kind of like accurate. I mean, like Napoleon was writing all these letters like mid-war being like, I yearn for your sloppy, cunty-wunty.

I want to go jizzy-wizzy. Is he busy? Izzy-wizzy, let's get jizzy. Yeah, it's go. He was like a little simp. Just a little pepig. Yeah, yeah. Finn Dom.

And even, like, in the film, like, he gets, so he loses one battle. And he, I didn't, I kind of didn't realize, you know, he got banished an island. Yes, I've heard. He got banished an island twice. Yeah. He got sent to one island, I think, uh, uh, L, L, there, St. Helens, something with that, right? And he was there, and I

taught Bash and Island meant that, like, you just dropped on the island, there's no one else. Like, I was picturing, like, one little... Like, castaway? I pictured castaway, right? Yeah, yeah. Or, like, a cartoon where it's, like, an island with one palm tree, and that's it, and you're like, bye! Enjoy your coconuts, pale. Yeah. But, he's on an island,

right? And then he finds out Josephine's sick, and he's like, oh, no. And they've got divorced by this stage, by the way. Oh, okay. They got divorced because she couldn't bear a child. Ah, right. And actually, and actually, he does go to, I think, the Austrian king or prime minister or something like that.

And he's like, can I maybe marry your sister? And you know, it would be a good power move then. It ties the link between Austria and... Ah, okay. And he's like, my sister is 15. And he's like, that is just a detail. Yeah. Let's not get bombed down

in the nitty gritty. Legally's and all that. Yeah, so he marries a... So yeah, he got banished to an island. Was it because he lost the battle or something? He lost the battle, yeah. But then he escaped from the island. Right. And this is also a little thing I was like kind of glossed over that where like he comes back to

France and the French soldiers like, we're going to arresting and it's like, come on guys, it's me. They're like, Napoleon! Come on, it's me, the end dog. Look how much charisma I have. Way. Wobudabab dog dog dog. I love pussy.

Geshwifty. And they're like, we, we love Napoleon. And he got, he, he, he, becomes emperor again like a lot of stuff like that where like it goes really fast what he was banished and now he's now he's back and now it's Waterloo

and you're like what okay what led to the buildup of this like it yeah again I would have just cut out a lot

a lot of this and extended like maybe do instead of like having like five battles have two battles Dork okay

it's all about the blood and guts baby I'm like there's too many explosions and exciting moments I want to hear about the bureaucracy and the little inertia of love What about his scene where

How about every now and again Napoleon goes to therapy And there's Dr. Melfy And Napoleon feels sad And he has some gabagool on his croissant You know What else in it? I'm trying to think what else in it So like yeah he loses Waterloo

and again they're like there's a bit where he meets the Duke of Wellington and they're like they never actually met it's like oh okay right you got us I got it

and he loses the Battle of Waterloo and he's banished again to Ireland that's kind of his biggest defeat that was the defeat that ruined him

oh okay yeah that's like after that he was done he was done he tried like come on guys Napoleon we're not falling for that

anymore asshole that was his you never gave us any pussy yeah Waterloo was his surviving

Oro Kelly he's like oh it was don't come back with this. You don't come back financially. So then he was on an island. So I was going to say earlier, I thought being banished was a bad thing.

Yeah. It's pretty sweet. You're allowed to take some of your guys with you. Okay. So let's say I'm banished. I'm allowed to bring some of bros with me, all right? Right. And then you're on an island with other people.

Yeah. Okay. And you're just chilling out there. And they basically look after you. So you're like, you're just hanging out there. It's basically like force into retirement. Yeah. You can't be a dominator or leader anymore.

I mean, you can't leave the island, but you've got loads of food. Yeah, but that's, like, they've taken away. Like, he is a conqueror. He wants to be king of the world. And now he just has to live every day like a schnuck. It's basically like any good fellas. You're right, actually. Yeah, yeah.

And then, like, but even like... I still miss their life, you know? I ask for frog legs and, uh, parmesan. They just gave me macaro. Rony with half a dog. It's Chinese food for you. What do you expect? Yeah.

I had a good time watching it. I will watch the four hour cut. I'll watch a four hour cut non-cam. That's what I'll do here. All right. Yeah. I think I'll have a better time with it. We'll see.

Maybe it's all dog shit. It looks like an idiot. It's weird, no, because I've heard mixed reports. I have heard people defend it to an extent. I think people who are expecting a way more just serious, like, badass kind of movie. Well, I suppose, yeah, well, any word on when that four-hour cut's coming out?

I think, like, in a few months. Okay. Maybe, like, two months from now. Like, it's all ready to go. Yeah. Like, that was part of the deal. He was like, I'll do a theatrical cut for you guys, but this is my real, it's in my real thing.

Right. So it's almost like you're, I haven't seen the finished product yet. Yeah. It's like watching movie before the CGI is done. Oh, okay. Also, I was like watching Ted, but, uh, it's not the little bear.

It's just Seth Macfarlane and Lycra. Blue Lycra with weird. Are you ready for the TED TV show? No, nothing can prepare me. It's set in the 90s. Is it? Yeah, it's little John Bennett. What, okay.

Well, all right. Yeah, it's little John Bennett in high school with Ted. And they got to learn to fit in. And sometimes it's okay to be weird. Yeah. And Ted becomes a color, like in the trench coat mafia, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

I got too excited there thinking of Ted. Got to calm down. Wait, so there's no Mark Wahlberg or... No, is it Seth McFarlane still doing the voice? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, it's all set. Don't worry.

Right. Don't tell me he's not... But he's doing the Orville. He wouldn't do that to the fans, would he? He has never put his name to, uh, you know, something he cannot stand by artistically. Uh, but we'll talk about thanksgiving. Okay.

Uh, oh, by the way, are you excited for Gladiator too? No. What? Paul Meskel? Ne. Denzel? Me. Okay.

Why would they be friends? Does it make sense? Does it? Yeah. Well, okay, let's move on at Thanksgiving Day. I am Michael Speck. I am the father. I'm a Marcel.

And so on. Can't do a Denzel impression. I think if you keep working on it. Yeah. We're doing a show tonight. You can whip it out, Denz. You ever think, what would be a funny thing now? Well, if Denzel Washington got a chicken fillet roll

Yeah, that'd be good Oh, I didn't ask for me up So I'm lying, you say I'm lying Make a decision You're doing it! Make a decision! Oh, I'm joking around, you're doing it! You can't be stopped And he's sick?

I am sick, he's sick I have a chest infection. Maybe that's helping. And your doctor was like, don't do any impressions. It might kill you. I've got to duck the feds. You put a life with a line here. Oh, I'll tell you.

It's worth it. It's worth it. For those little moments of genius. For all the little boys and girls, this thing. All over the world. All those little wannabe dead cells, you know. Ah, yeah. Whatever.

Yeah, gladiator two, I'm sure will be interesting. Yeah, that might be a bit more serious, I think. Kind of feels like he's falling off, though, Ridley. I think Ridley's biggest problem is just makes too many movies. Well, yeah, true. Yeah, that's a... Two last year, right? wasn't it? A few years ago he did two

yeah. What was that last? How's the Gucci and the last whatever? Duel. Yeah, yeah. I watched the last duel. It's pretty good. I like that. Yeah. I liked them more than most. I didn't see how's the Gucci. I saw bits of it. Yeah. And it seemed quite ridiculous. For every good movie Ridley Scott does,

there's like two to like it's counteract it, you know? And then there's the counselor, but this thing, even his failures are interested though. Do you know what I mean? The thing is like Ridley Scott, he is a commercial director. He started off doing commercials. Yeah. And for the most part, apart from like a few

exceptions, like the counsellor, he makes movies like Napoleon, he's like, you gotta put in these battles, you gotta do this, you know, you gotta keep people's attention, you know? They do it like a TikTok dance or something, you know? He's like one step away from that. Actually, speaking of TikTok dancers, all right? I watched Thanksgiving.

There we go, nice little segue there. And I was saying before we start recording, Thanksgiving is very much, it's designed for everyone. Yes. So they've got put a TikTok dancer in for the young ones. They got Patrick Dempsey for the older women

that appreciate the older man or a boy like Brian O'Toole like's an older man. And then they have Tim Dillon in there for guys like you. For guys like you who won't stop doing

their Denzel impression. For all the Tim heads out there. Well he's only in it for like what two minutes? About four I'd say. I think him and Eey are off are friends because Eli was on the podcast

Eli Roth is a bit of a What's the word? Not edge lord But he likes to provoke I mean yeah A provocateur Provocator is a better way He likes provoking

And that's why I was a little bit shocked By Thanksgiving His new feature film It's not tame But it's restrained by Eli Roth standards There's no scene where A guy gets his dick

Cut off and a dog Eats the dick And then a dog And then a Korean guy eats the dog And then Godzilla eats the Korean guy It's a real Russian doll situation There's no madness

You know There's no a bit where like a woman gets her tits cut off And then like they glue the tits to her face So by his standards like it's not There's no diarrhea in it Okay Okay yeah so was that one green inferno I hated that so much

He's learning and he's growing I think that's probably he had so many Like you know failures He was kind of like fuck it I'm just gonna try to do a A standard slasher flick with a holiday theme and it seems to have worked

people are really liking it yeah yeah people are I think I'm a bit of a curmudgeon because I was like it's all right people are like just move over scream what time to dig up West Craven take a big shit on his corpse

I'm gonna green inferno all over that old goof well yeah the thing is we obviously have no real appreciation for how just huge thanksgiving is as a holiday so to have this like

slasher genre because that's a real big thing now like slasher movie set your on christmas you're seen a lot more of that now so i think it was just like a it was a demographic that was waiting and eli just got in there yeah so it's based on the thanksgiving uh the grindhouse trailer thanksgiving which is one of the best trailers that a few trailers that the one the rob zombie one was like a a nazi warwolf kind of thing yeah that the edgar wright one which is very funny as well but you don't do you ever see any of these uh vaguely I mean,

I remember seeing the machete one. Machete was one than Hobblewood shotgun was the other one. They both got so they turned machete

and Hobboa shotgun into a feature so this is next. The Thanksgiving one was the traitor I mean, it was really funny and I liked it a lot

and it's kind of weird to see something like that turned into like a mainstream conventionalish movie and there's actually something for the normies not the twisted freaks

like kind of fuck on my head. We'll get into more later on, but certain scenes that are from the fucking trailer, they're redo, but just not the same. Right, right, right. It was kind of freak in my head a bit. Okay. Yeah, like, you remember the trampoline bit? I never saw the...

Okay, right. Well, you haven't lived. No, apparently not. Yeah. But anyway, this... I was saving them all up. I was gonna, you know, just before I ended all. Just in the hospice, like, they wheel in, like, the VHS. The wheel in the VCR. Like, play it. And it, like, it broke.

you're like no do not go quietly into that good night oh fuck it out yeah it was fucking okay so you watch Thanksgiving another cab yeah it is

I don't know I don't know where to start with this it's uh it was okay it was okay I just people are so like the slasher film is back yeah I mean like horror movie nerds are very a lot like those history nerds

like they get, they're very obsessive about slasher movies. I'm not even like obsessive or anything. I just thought I was like okay. Yeah. Like I'd give it like a three out of five or a five out ten, right? Yeah, yeah. But like some people are like this is rejuvenated my excitement for horror movie.

Yeah. And they've already green lit a sequel. It's done gang bucks, box, it made money. Yeah. It's gone hot cakes. I tell you, it probably it comes off the back of the scream franchise shit in the bed entirely. You know what I mean? Well, it's Scream did well. Financially he's doing

well. I think you're in the mood for that kind of thing. Tell you know. It is very screen based. The fans hated Scream 6 No, they did. Yes, they did. Not the real fans. No, the real fans. The fucking twerps like you never even watched any of them. It's like oh yeah, I like the newest one.

I like Cuba Gooding Jr.' Son. Is that his son? Yeah. Ha ha! Oh, I thought you were a real fan, Brian, huh? I've learned my lesson now. Oh, Wednesday Adams is such a bitch yes queen is in cuba gun junior in prison he's not in prison brian he's awaiting trial there is a very subtle difference he's just at the county jail uh yeah no i don't think he's doing

time but he did like his careers though he's banished on the island with napoleon cuba good show me the pussy show me the pussy show me the pussy show me the pussy jerry show me the pussy i'm gonna come Anyway, look, let's get back to Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving, all right? So, I heard initially, before I start watching this, that it starts off with Black Friday. Right. And I was like, oh, this would be good, black, Eli Roth's Black Friday.

Yeah. Nice, okay. And I also heard it's like scream. Right. So there are two things I heard. Okay. And start off with the Black Friday element. So it starts off, it's Black Friday.

Everyone's excited, you know, like, let us in, let us in. Yeah. And the guy who owns the mall, he lets in his kids. his first. So he's like a goofball sexy teen children are right yeah. Well they're all on age. Oh. I imagine. Yeah.

So they get in early. Yeah. They're in the mall filming themselves like, yo, we're in the mall airily. Ooh. Yeah. It sucks to be you. Oh, it hate to be poor. Yo, we supermarket sweep up this motherfucker bitch where Dale went in that. I'm a fill my trolley dog.

So they're in the store being like, whoa, we're in here you're not woo your life is shit yeah your commoners

your parents are underachievers your parents are dead probably probably dope addicts aren't it yeah

but so that that riles them all up so when they open up the doors are right they go mental right now already

I was kind of like huh because the mentalness of it is just some people get pushed over

yeah one woman gets a trolley on her head and like even that So there's like a stampede people get crushed But they don't get crushed though

No so one woman She gets a try on her head And her hair gets stuck in the wheel And it kind of pulls off her hair A little bit of her scalp But I thought it'd be like Like someone steps in a head And eyes pop out

And like squelch And you're like Where's my waffle iron squelch You're not a waffle iron Or like you know one guy Like they do step in his hand And it breaks his hand But a lot of just like people

People's getting pushed over And I felt very mild And, like, there's footage of Black Friday That's way more extreme than this Yeah And so already I was like, oh, that's all I expecting like, or maybe an explosion or something Right, okay

Like something like overboard Like, like, I expect an explosion There's little people in the store on fire But they're still carrying the waffle iron Like that's funny That is funny Yeah Yeah

Well, listen to me, Eli, you fucking Back in the day, Eli's gone woke Yeah, I think he has kind of Because again, his earlier sense Oh, this joking by the way No, but he's like, he's not as like In your face He's not in your face.

No one says the end word of this. Okay, well, I'm just agreeing with you, but all right. Fuck me in the face. Fine, I'm an idiot. You literally said, yeah, it's really reserved for an Eli Roth film. Yeah, I think it is. No one is in James, you stupid fucking could kill yourself. I don't think I said that.

That's exactly what you said. I intended that, by honest, yeah. I sneak it in. Your eyes say it. I'm dog whistling you. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you. How about that?

Just fuck you. So, just like, you know, one woman gets her hair pulled off. She dies from lack of hair And then another guy Like I think they treat people die Okay, right, right Like I thought it'd be a massacre Yeah

Yeah, well like, look, whatever So then it's a year later And it's black fries Come up again, you know, it's Thanksgiving Uh-huh And the kids are, you know, They're in high school And now someone's going around

killing people And sending the messages Being like, you're next, ha ha ha All the kids that were let in The kids that were let in Yeah, so someone's hunting down And also Tim Dillan was security guard

at the Walmart and he's getting anyone involved who let this happen so it's someone it's revenge I see

for this yeah yeah interesting okay and then we followed the kids going around and again the kids were went to

you know it's like scream where like they're like trying to find out who's doing this and they're picked off it could be

any one of us guys yeah yeah and Patrick Dempsey is that his name yes yeah he's like the sheriff in the way

like the dooie he's like gee you kids better stay safe because he could be anywhere oh watch out oh he like you know like they run away

and he comes in like you know where was he oh I take a follow him this way and then like just a few murder a lot of the kills by the way aren't crazy okay they're good they're good some good like you know

again like so let's say like Tim Dylan gets his head popped off I'm going to spoil this a little bit that's okay yeah the guy who's called John Carver by the way he's dressed up like a pilgrim oh right right yeah yeah Yeah, yeah. Well, I've seen, it's kind of, he stresses

a pilgrim has a sort of Guy Fawkes face, though. That's a little bit like a pilgrim mask kind of thing, yeah, yeah. And then they do, they recreate some of the scenes from the trailer, but like, so there's a real famous bit in the trailer where there's a girl on a trampoline she's bouncing, and he sticks the knife up, and then she lands on her pussy.

Oh! Yeah, and in this, she, her foot lands on it. Oh. Yeah, see? Oh, there's a letdown. It is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just thought it's a pretty standard horror film to get picked off.

slowly. One by one. Yeah. And then, like, they have the parade and then something goes wrong in the parade. There's a funny bit

where, like, someone, it's how I can I describe it, but something goes through a guy's head and it's like real gory, like his nose pops off. And like, what are the kids like,

are they all kind of like, you know? Very generic, like, you know. But are they like, oh my God. Oh my God. No, they're not.

I actually was thankful for that. They're more like, it's like we're in a horror movie. Yeah. Oh my God. Here are the rules. It's a horror movie. Hey, well,

I'm the black guys. I'll probably die next. Who are you? You don't know you. Hey, I'm the black guy. I'm probably down there. I'll be a sleep over at your old's house. I'm Cuban Jr.

Dad, I told you not to follow me on set. Come on, son. Let's do a daddy daycare thing. So there was none of that. I was really, and like, I will say, the kids don't get that much time to talk. which is also kind of a good thing.

Yeah. Oh my God, it's crazy. Time to go back to my house. What's that noise? Yeah. We see any tiddies? No, none. No titties.

You know what's funny? You'd think like a Thanksgiving Day style horror movie, you'd go for the whole like genocide of Native Americans angle, right? And do some kind of tie it or be somewhere like... Or at least a nod to it. There's none of that. Okay. For some reason, the worst part of this movie,

movie, by the way, is the social commentary. Oh. Because Eli Rott is kind of not, he's kind of stupid. He's a hot guy. Yeah, he's like hot, jock, douche, bro. He's a hot, stupid guy, right? He's kind of like the original, like, you know, film, bro. You know, that kind of

like, where they're like really cool and, you know, good luck in, but they're like, yeah, dude, I'm all about the fucking, you know, pussy and fucking cinematography, dude. Dude, you don't know Argento? Yeah. Ugh. What do you mean you don't know Fellini, you fucking loser? Suck my dick, bro

Yeah So his I've got eight and a half inches Down here, motherfucker That's very good That's what they would say The film, bro's Brian The film's got eight and a half

I don't people don't get that Well, I'm a little too cerebral Yeah, that's my problem The thing is Eli Rot would love you Yeah He wouldn't love me I'm like, they want too estranged Mr Roth

And me thinks thou didst forget to incorporate Native American commentary? Did you do a Latin acknowledgement before? This year I'm thankful for history books, which is something you obviously don't read Mr. Roth when you're in Hollywood doing cocaine off strippers' tini's. Huh? You think that's living, do you?

What was going to say? Yeah, so he's just. Should I do a social commentary through the film? Okay. And the big thing is that Black Friday is bad. Oh, commercialism? Not even that, just like Black Friday's a bit weird, isn't it? Yeah.

And also social media is kind of like unsocial media. Whoa. The big thing in it is. Dude. My man dropping wisdom on you. Because the killer is filming people, right? Uh-huh. And then, like, near the end, he has them all tied up.

It's like a bang bus. He's doing bang bust. Oh, my God. He's going to go. around slaying pussy oh he's going to fuck all of our daughters. It's the Bainbus killer. He doesn't even kill him

he's dressed as a turkey and he's going gobble, gobble, gobble! While he fucks my daughter. The bit in it we're near the end, he's tied up the characters arrived and he's cooked one the girls.

They're pretty kind of funny kind of bit. He's cooked them all and he's like, you want leg or breast? He's filming it and it's really stupid. It's really stupid. He's like, Oh, we're going to go viral. This will break the internet. Oh, Jesus. He literally says that.

He says this, okay? He's like, sometimes you get big online, you've got to whack people over the head. Whopah! And he's like, look at all the likes we're getting. Yeah. We're getting so many hits. Oh, this is doing gangbusters on MySpace. Move over, Dan Cook.

There's a new gung slinger in town. yeah like that's the thing like Eli Roth peaked to 2006 so that's all his cultural references he just sort of lives in a bubble you know yeah that really weighed the movie down from you I was like rolling my eyes because some stuff you're like

ah look if stupid by your mind this is like it's gonna really date it now and it show like all the thumbs up buttons on the live stream yeah yeah and it's like you know oh you're watching it and enjoying it oh think about it and you know what like it's sad as well

because even old fruits like me know that that's outdated but like the kids now they're not using Instagram or Facebook or even Snapchat that's all old hat now there's like cool new ones that I'm not allowed on and I'm not even allowed

to know the name of like during the Dublin riots all the young ones were live streaming on the like it wasn't Twitch it wasn't TikTok I don't know what I was Friday but I need to know I need to know what if I did I bet I know you probably do I bet more do you remember

let's just see I was stirring the whole I was like we should riot guys oh let's riot the lingerie section huh that'll show them and show those damn immigrants is there a children's lingerie section

if there isn't we should riot until they make one I have some designs ready to go and some well somewhat willing participants a few models they're a little

on the sleepy side, but you'll get the general idea. And there's a little twist in the movie as well that's kind of obvious, but I was like, yeah, yeah, it's a satisfying, like, it wasn't a stupid twist about who the killer is. And I was

like, hey, look, the sequel's already it's very open-ended, it's designed to be a franchise. Right. I mean, that's horror especially is a genre that gives way to the franchise. So Thanksgiving 2 is going to be out in 2025.

All right, dude. So, there you go. I would say, stick it, may you know what, stick it on? Yeah. Smoke a doob.

Oh, what? Yeah. Get crazy. Yeah, maybe smoke a big bong. Yeah. Smoke a hash bong. And pop some ludes. I've got to roll,

has anyone who've done that, by the way? That'd be so cool. Why? Do rolling paper all over your bong? And smoke the bong as it's a joint. I just, melting plaster

It's all black smoke Like he's elected the Pope Dude, I'm getting Blitzed Your lungs just Lequify from all the chemicals Yeah I'm like St. Rogan

Hey maybe Snoop Dog quit But I never will Keep blazing Yeah But yeah I'd say Kill yourself a weed And watch the movie

You'll have a good time All right. Yeah, I'll check it out. I'll wait for a good stream. Yeah, wait for a good stream. It'll be out soon enough. All these movies come out really quick these days. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Yeah, straight to the streaming platforms and all that. But that's the two movies I watch there, Napoleon and Thanksgiving. Yeah. We're almost at the end right there before we go. Anything else you want to say? We've got to go in now and doing our gig. Oh, God, yeah. Hooray!

No, it's cool. It's just, I'm still getting over the chest infection. What's causing these chest infections? It's just like a... Is it your lifestyle choices? No, it's a bacterial. infection. Well, what's causing this? There's a strain of, like, it's like

a respiratory virus that's going around. I don't get it. Well, you will get it. I'm going to make sure you do. Yeah, well, apparently, it's like this new strain that apparently only straight people can get. So I don't know, straight guys with big dicks apparently is the most

affected and little tiny penis fruits are immune from it. Finally, it's pain off. You're looking well, I have to say. in good health. You're always glowing like a pregnant woman. Yeah, it's just a chat.

But look, I went to, I even had it last week, and I still went out in the cold and flired for you. And I've been going to work. And I come here, I do my denzel impressions. I don't let my illness, you know, but still it's not good enough for you, is it, Brian? Yeah, well, I'm going to make you flyer extra hard. You'll be putting on gloves.

Like, take those gloves off, boy. Take your pants off. It's sex sales. We got to shake your money maker. We're in a white suit and smoking big cigar. My world, this sweet tea is ever so delicious. You work hard now, boy. I'll make sure to give you a tall bill.

Go ahead and enjoy that, boy. You earned it. So that's basically all I've said this week now. I watch some other stuff, but there's not much like gow of it. I watch about slow horses. Oh, yeah. Can I be honest? I feel guilty because I recommend the slow horses some people. Yeah.

Then I watched some more. I was like, this is actually stupid. Oh. No, I have to go back and apologize everyone, you know? Right. It's like the Gary Oldman show about spies. Yeah, I remember you telling me. Yeah.

It's actually stupid, man. Really? Yeah. Oh. It's really, it's not good at all. That's, I understand what you're feeling because I've had that happen where you, like, you start something. You're like, yeah, this is good. I'm enjoying it.

Then halfway through, you're like, oh, wait. oh no this is shit and I'm a fucking idiot I'm so embarrassed yeah man it's only six episodes okay yeah and the first two was like

yeah I guess it was like they're they're bad spies and Gary Oldman's like the kind of like the Malcolm Tucker almost right but it doesn't have any of that

Jesse Armstrong and Mandoi Nucci like dialogues Witt yeah or Witt just him like ah this is fucking shit ah you know what

you are shit yeah oh you're you spoys yeah well talking use like explaining a dog it's like explaining gravity to a dog

yeah yeah because you're shit you are not performing well if I haven't conveyed that yet it's a really stupid plot we're like so basically there's a white nationalist group called the Sons of Albion Oh all right Yeah sons of Albion

In England? Yeah in England yeah White Nationalist group all right Albion's like the name of Old England Right oh okay Yeah yeah so this MI5 have put a guy in there pretending to be a white nationalist

because they want to kidnap the son of a Pakistani diplomat because then they want to rescue him in order to get leverage with Pakistan all right

but then it goes wrong where the white supremacists find out he's a spy and they kill him and now if Gary Oldman's got like saved the day right

And it's very, very stupid Yeah, it sounds pretty stupid And like, the bit and I was like Oh, this is embarrassing now Where they're like, they're driving This young kid, like an 18 year old kid They've kidnapped this Pakistani kid right And I'm like, oh, saw that you want to be a comedian

And he's like, yeah, yeah, I do But you never had the balls to get on stage did you Well, guess what? Roust us, yeah? Roust us. I couldn't possibly, yeah, go roust us, yeah? And he's like, well, well, um, sons of Albion

what was the name White Boys with Daddy his shoes taken They're like Oh my God He's got you good mate Oh my God You're all right pal

That is Unbelievable I am I am like disgusted And show You know what You're all right I am an extreme racist

You've won me over Let him out boys This one's alright They're literally about to behead him They're like I'm going to behead you unless you roast me. And that's how we got Ramesh Ranga Nathan.

That's his origin story. So there you go. Oh, there's so much stupid stuff. That's, man, that's pure like S&L shit. Yeah, you know. There's even like just one bit where like, like Gary Oldman gets captured, all right? Because he's going against the MI6. MI6, MI5, I should say.

We're trying to cover tracks now because they don't want Pakistan to know about this. So they capture Gary Oldman. and they capture him like he's driving the car and they bring him in but he's actually got like one of his guys in the boot

and he just sneaks out with the boot and he's like well so no one they brought him into MI5 and no one checked the boot

and he's like you know what he sneaks out of the boot in the car park goes all the way up to get the document this like secret Pakistan

a false flag document he's like oh I got the document there and the head of MI5's like oh no okay you win

oh I knew I sure I should have put that away oh fuck all right you're all free to go then and then like Gary old was like yeah well you else you're a shit that's a callback we did a callback

yeah