Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 216 : True Detective Post Office

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

We steal candy and serve night country.

All right guys We're back for a free one I'm feeling pretty chill I got my legs up Like I'm at the gynecologist Yeah Legs up Asshole open

Ready to go Pretty uncomfortable position I got a crick in my neck But I'm gonna power through It doesn't look Are you gonna stay like this the whole episode I'm gonna get even more uncomfortable It's good to change it up though

Because sometimes I'm not really in the moment And this way I'm kind of out of my comfort zone Yeah I don't think I'm actually got dry lips as well. I don't think that's how you be in the

moment, being outside of your comforts up. Oh, God. Oh, look, we got a lot to talk about. Let me tell you that now. Just picked up an empty bottle. You fucking mongolide. What are you doing? A little dribble of piss in the bottom. Jesus Christ. Don't act like you don't piss in bottles. Don't act like you're better than me.

And look, we got a lot to talk about, all right? I watched Stealing Candy. And then I watched a show about the post office scandal It's gripped the nation right now It's ironic because I got arrested in the post office For stealing candy From a baby A retarded blind baby

Okay so stealing candy What is that? Okay so I watched first of all I didn't even want to watch this by the way Because people think like oh Brian's watching these movies again You know weirdo No not the case I just walked downstairs

My roommate was watching things and I suggested maybe watch that and I said oh put the on or else I'll kill myself and he did okay because it's got one the baldwins in it okay which one

the fattest one you're the fatest most depressed one Daniel Baldwin you know what let's do a little I've forgotten completely you're saying Daniel he's really big in this yeah I think Daniel Baldwin is the

fattest one. Stephen Baldwin is the religious one who's got fucked up face surgery. I don't think it's Stephen Baldwin now. How many Baldwin is there? I think there's so there's four or five there's Billy Baldwin. He's the cool one. Oh, if it was Billy, I'd remember

Billy. Oh my, I've typed in stealing Baldwin. It's a documentary about stealing guy. All right, hang on. Alec Baldwin. Oh, sorry, it's Cooleo. Oh. He's not one of the Baldwins, Brian.

Sorry, yeah, it's Culeo and Daniel Baldwin. And he is very big in this movie. There's a fifth Baldwin who even I don't know, even an autistic freak like me, he doesn't know. Well, then there's no hope then.

Okay. Sorry for that Baldwin. Daniel Baldwin, I liked it. And this, he's good. Okay. So stealing candy, it's a 90s movie from the director, oh no, my mistake. It's from 2003,

but it looks like dog shit, so I taught us from the 90s. Okay. Coolio was in it, so you thought it was the 90s. Which, in fairness, isn't a... Yeah, it's not a great leap, though. That's not a bad assumption, you know.

So it starts off with some promise, all right? It's a 90s movie. Starts off with a woman lying down sexually in a bikini, you know, beside the pool. Right. Then there's a security guy, and he's like, I got to protect your body, miss. Yeah. She's like, well, you can protect my body by getting closer to me. Oh, yeah.

He's like, no, miss, your husband, he wouldn't like. this. My husband's out of town right now. I don't want you to do anything crazy. Just put some lotion on my titties. And he's like, okay, but just because I don't want you to get skin cancer. So he starts

lotion... I'm not going to titty fuck your tics if they're all moulds and scaly and lumps. So he he starts lotion in her, all right? Put lotion on her. But then they start having sex.

What? When the husband shows up. And he's like, he's not out of time? No, he's not, no. He's like, God God darn it. She managed to trick a security guard. Yes. The most wildly clever people ever. So then the security guard and the husband

pull out a gun at the same time and both shoot each other. Hell yeah. Turns out this is all part of her plan. Oh. Yeah, she was like, that's right, because the husband's dying. He's like, that's right. I knew you'd come in and shoot him at the same time. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.

cut it was a film Ah Okay I've done there James Okay Yeah I've tricked you

Yeah Okay Yeah let's go You seem like you need a win So yeah You sure did Brian You pulled the wall over my eyes

I thought it was really happening I thought you were describing something You saw in the news Brian Dobson So it turns out It's a film Right

And she's a actor Within a film she's an actress and she's like descriptive bullshit I don't want to do this and director's like hey baby

maybe if you got your titties out it would help and she's like no no my contract says no titties he's like

well contract titties come on okay who plays the titties and a woman as well Tanya

something oh Tanya Lano no don't know no you wouldn't know her she was in charge

apparently. Okay. Yeah, she's in two episodes of Charmed in 2006. Well, I feel like a fool for not knowing, you know? But anyway, so she's an actress, all right? But she's fell up with this whole Hollywood system. And she always typecast as the sexy girl. Yes.

But it never ends. And she's like, I want to be something else. I want to do serious roles. And they just want to hire me to wear little bikinis. And so she's frustrated. So she goes home, chills out. But then we cut to the outside. there's a guy watching her with binoculars.

Yeah. Turns out he's a guy called Max. All right. And Max has got a plan and he goes to meet his friend Coolio. He's just out of jail. All right.

Is the character's name Candy and the kidnapper? Might be. I don't want to... Shut up. You're rooting this, okay? Sorry. Yeah, it's like when you paid a prostitute

to be like, oh, it's so. big, Brian, yeah. I don't want any reality here, okay? I want you to be mesmerized by this. You pay a prostitute to sit there and watch stealing candy with you. And then when she figures out

the plot, you get angry. I'm like, come on, you know which Baldwin that is, come on. You thought it was Alec. Fuck. You dumb caught. So, Max is a plan. He's got Culeo to help him. Oh, yeah. He's like, I want to kidnap this girl. Cooleo's like, I'm not going back

to the slumber for kidnapping. small potatoes. It's like, oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't mention what we do next. We're going to make her do a porn video. Oh. Live on the Netscape. The Netscape. Yeah, yeah.

Right on. We're going to do Netscape pornography. It's never been done before. Mm. All right? We're a real actress. So it's an act, not just on porn hussy, all right? Like Margot Robbie, basically.

Like, if we kidnap Margo Robbie. You won't mind a sack nob in the blood of eating the way, Oh, Crocky! Yeah, that's right. Come on. Don't act like you don't know the movie. Come on. Is this a reference to Scylund Candy

with Daniel Bulldwin and Culeo? You're pretty cool. You know what, Margo? She really is. Even though you got a dumb name, by the way, Margo. Actually, I couldn't never actually date her. Oh, my cock could get that floppy. Yeah.

But anyway, so he's like, we got a kidnapper, and I have sex. that are online against her will. It's like, sounds pretty good. You sort of a bitch, I'm in, right? And Coelio, I need somebody to have sex with a white woman against her will on the internet. I'll give you a fiver.

No, but Coelho's like, I don't know this technology. Netscape, web camera. This is crazy for me. This is a bunch of Spanish right here. What am I going to do? He's like, don't worry, I know someone who knows some stuff. and they go to

Daniel Baldwin's house Okay He's a very fat man He's got a child with cancer Okay Who plays the Max guy Some guy

I don't know the actor Okay I can show you him I don't think you'd recognize him either I'd be surprised Now I really hope you don't recognize him Go on Oh

No I won't Okay I'll show you afterwards Okay All right okay I'm gonna Hear that listener He's a coward

come on okay right okay right well you just stay silent there Alex MacArthur no I don't know who that is why'd you even

oh you idiot I was never gonna know you've ruined the flow of the episode Brian no I don't know who that is you win you're right I'm wrong it's all about the small wins

here it's about stealing candy is his number one movie best known for stealing candy yeah I've never even heard of this By way, this is a very cheap looking movie But we'll get into it more later on So they go to him

Daniel Baldwin is a web expert All right He actually done time in jail For web crimes Okay Yeah, he went on the web And he took people's You know, security numbers

Yeah Yeah, yeah He did time and he's out now But he's like he wants one big score Because his daughter's dying of cancer Yeah Yeah So he wants to pay for a holiday

to cheer himself off. You want to go Disneyland, you know? I want to be goofy. You can't come, bitch. So they kidnap her then. Right. All right. And they're bring her just a little shack

and we're like, we're going to have sex with you against your will, all right? And then she's like, no, no, no. But then they're like, oh, we know where your parents live. We know we're like your friends

and all that will kill them all. She's like, okay. Turns out it's a bluff. They don't know anything. No, no, no. no, but the trick to her, right? Right.

And then, what I thought it's really funny is they record her being like, you know, with like a gun to her head, you know, under duress. Right.

She's like, okay, everybody, my name's Candy Stevenson, and in one hour from now I'll be having sex on the internet. Yeah. That's right. Netscape sex times in 60 minutes.

Yeah. It's Daniel Baldwin. She's going to fuck a pig on the internet, like that episode of Black Mirror. No, not, Ball was in the corner the whole time. But a ball is like, can I make him wear a mask as well. Sounds like Charlie Watch's name, ripped off Stephen Candy for Black Mirror.

I imagine, yeah. Charlie Brooker. That was his name. I couldn't think. So, they do all right. And what I liked is, they have, like, they want to convey the fact this is a global thing, all right? so they cut to like five different places

all watching this one is this a couple in like a room with a white wall like oh look so you know that they're white people yeah yeah and the other one is just a fat guy in the office okay he's just playing this out loud

be like I'm going to like you know I'm going to do a sex tape and one hour he's like yes yes the other one's like three guys drinking cans be like whoa yeah

and then the other two is just like just random people like one guy's in like a room with a brown wall. Another guy's in room with a slightly whiter wall. Is this a comedy? No, no, no. It's just a dramatic.

Oh, wow. What I've described is about two hours so far. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, a lot of this is them just talking, but we can't do this. We gotta do this. I can't do this.

We gotta do it. So then they have sex with her. They, I mean, Max is sexer. Oh, they actually do it. Yeah. So they rape her. Well, we'll get to up in a minute,

okay? have sexes are right against their will okay no no way okay and the whole time Kulio's like I want to go and like no you can't go and Daniel Paul doesn't even bother asking because he knows he won't get

it's like you know when they're taking turns on the Xbox yeah you know the youngest the Dewey of the house you know knows he won't get it distinctively all right right right so they make like they make like nine million dollars in 20 minutes sweet it's a 20 minute sex scene it's like

Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing and they're making loads of money And does he come? He comes, yeah, yeah. Does she come? No, I don't think so, yeah. Oh, good. I'll pay extra for that. But then, okay, here's the twist that makes okay to laugh at this, all right? She was in on it the whole time?

She was in at the whole time. Her and Max run away with the money, and Culeo and Daniel Baldwin get arrested. Okay. Yeah. The end. Really? That's how it ends, yeah. Jesus.

Huh. Wasn't very good. Sounds pretty stupid, Brian. Yeah, yeah, it was, yeah. Like I said, I've kind of ruined me. movies for myself now. I can only watch bad movies. I watch good movies. I like you're like Godfather 2. I'm like

where's Coelio? Where's Coelio? I know Balswinds in there. Pichino. Well, other drugs in our Colio's neighborhood. They're animals anyway. So who cares? Yeah, I watch that and also watch the post office drama. Okay. Which have you heard much of

because this is going on right now. They're doing like inquiries about this right now. I've heard people talking about it on Twitter, but I haven't, I haven't looked into it. So this has been going on since the 90s. Okay. It's a big, I'm not you going to look, get the actual facts and figures there, because otherwise I'm going to start exaggerating me like, you know, 6,000 people died from

this, James. So it says it all came up, because it's been going on for a while, real low level, and it's kind of suspicious how little people have been talking about this. Has it really got, like, so they've made a show about it. The show is what helped it. And this is the first. I've heard about it and I assume the first a lot of people heard about it.

Well, it's the power of Toby Jones. Okay. So it's called the show they made ITV. It's called like Mr. Jones, Mr. Bates, Mr. Bates versus the post office. And it's about this guy who, you know,

the story we all love, you know, small little guy goes against the big, big company and he wins. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So the post office scandal, it was between 1999 and two,

2015. Oh. And what happened is, I don't fully understand how post offices work. But I think you can, like you, yourself James,

can set up a post office in the UK. It's James, James' post office. Okay. And it's kind of like a franchise thing. Jimmy C's hot posts. Yeah, yeah. It's like a franchise thing.

You get the franchise for the post office of your community. Right. And you have to have your figures correct at the end of the day. I thought it was like a government thing, no? No, They've sold it out to a private company

called Fijuzi or something like that. What's it called again? I think it's called Fijitsu. Yeah, it's Fijitsu, that's it. It's a private company called Fijitsu. Fijitsu. Yeah, they run the company now. Okay.

And they run the, it's all privatization. Right. Yeah, okay. So you get that and your books have to be balanced by the end of the night. Every night, you balance books. Yeah. And there's a system called the Horizon System, and they balance the books for you.

They control everything. The Horizon system sees all, all, all right? The company, the head of the company can watch it, make sure all the post offices. Because even though it's a private company, you still got to follow British laws. Yes. So the post office here is a public service, even if it's been privatized. And even though I say privatized, it's still a public body. So the post office is a public body, but it's got the Horizon system from Fujitsu.

Okay. Okay, yeah. So even though it is a state body, they're very much. much subservient to this company because the company's throwing all this money to government. Right, okay. That's how a lot of these, you know, organizations eventually get polluted,

you know, they kind of get corrupted by big money and the lobbyists and whatnot. The idea is, the kind of dream idea is that because it's private companies, they'll compete against each other and the best contract will win and then you, the regular guy, the blue collar worker, James.

Yeah. All right, you will get the benefit. Whereas actually, they can, it just makes them easier to rape you. Oh, what? And I don't mean, like, metaphorically. They're sticking it in my bumhole. Basically, that's what's happening is the great British public.

Taking that big parcel and shoving it in my tight little letter box. Right in my little pigeon hole. Writing a little cubby con. Oh, no, it's too big. Postman twat, postman twat, gets fucked by a black and white cat. That means a mix race, dude. bruh, I'm the black and white cat. What it is, homie?

You, I'm majoring in an accountant, but I'm still from the hood. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm sorry, I'm rambling now. I don't want to stop yet. Anyway, my point is, the system wasn't working. Okay. So very early on, all right,

there's a scene in this show, okay, I'll give you an example, all right? So at the end of the day, it's like the woman, is like one of the women postmaster is like oh hang on a minute it says our horizon 10,000 pounds but oh that's not right at all I know I've done the figures don't owe that all right so they call up like oh it says here that I owe you 10,000 pounds they're like oh yep the system's ever wrong yeah so but no but I don't we never gave that out that's not right it's like oh oh I see now try pressing F7 okay and they press it and go up to 20,000.

Oh. Literally, like, oh, what's going on? Like, ah, you fell for that one,

you dizzy bint. Maybe press it again and see what happened. I'm a word in. Yeah, and then they'd be like, oh, it says it's gone up again. Like,

ah, look, well, why you just pay that and then we'll get back to you? We'll call it even. And we're like, okay. So then she goes gets a second mortgage on the house

to pay it back, all right? And then she's like, okay, I've paid it off there. Like, right. press f7 ah

yeah there's one bit in it like so this is one example to show of this woman like she goes more and more in debt yeah I can't lose the post office that's my bread and brother bread and butter

yeah bread and brother oh I can't fuck sake that's my bed and brother is that bread and butter it's hard it's hard isn't it

yeah it's not that hard bread and butter bread and butter bread and butter, bread and butter, go on. It's my bread and butter. Yay! So, I'm supposed to be heavily edited. I'm going to edit it to make seem like, oh, you said it, you said it, I'm going to change

it. You fuck it up and it's still you that says it. Anyway, it keeps the that's one small case. Right. And if you don't get your

figures right, it's your fault. You have full responsibility for what happens at the end of the day in the post office. So if there's any debt accrued, it's guaranteed to be your fault because the system is infallible. The system can

never make a mistake. There's been no reports of ever going wrong. Right. Yeah. So you know what happens, okay? If you refuse to pay that, you will either, one, lose your post office or two, go to jail. Wow.

Because they'll think either you stole it, you lost it. Either you're a cunt or stupid. Or a stupid cunt. All right. That's it. So, Mr. Bates... You stole it and then you lost it. Yeah, fucking twat.

Just dropped down the vent on the way. But anyway, so Mr. Bates, he's a guy who... He knows the problem straight away, but it was kind of small enough. He was like, you know, a couple of hundred euro on the system. He's like, oh, I don't owe that. And they're like, yes, you do. It's like, now I doubt. And like, well, you...

pay it and leave. He's like, okay, so he pays it and leaves, and he goes off to retire with his misses. Okay. But then he keeps seeing little stories, and it's like, again, it's not a big thing, so you only notice you're looking for her. It's like, oh, there's a guy in Leeds,

he got accused of stealing. He said he didn't steal from the post office. There's a guy over in Brentford, he says he did, but, oh, and he starts putting the pieces together. Right. Right. And then he writes a little column about this, and none of the journalists,

you know, a lot of journalists are like, again, this is like, the 90s leading in 2000s. It's like 9-11 and Iraq war is happening. It's like, I think the post office might have some issues. There might be a problem with the financial improvement system

in the post office. As the towers are burning in the background. The day of the London bombing, you know, the tubes, he's like running out, like, hang on guys, relax. Don't make all about you, all right? He just sees all the sirens. Finally, they're taking this story seriously.

So there's a lot, Most, it's a four-part miniseries, by the way. The first few episodes just about these different people and how it affects their lives, all right? So, one guy, and the post office, okay, that's like a local thing. People very attached, especially elder people

are very attached to their post office. Yes. So one of the guy he's in it, he's on two points of Larger and a pack of crisps back in the day now. So you're a great guy. Very good actor. He's in broad church as well. Okay. But the point is, he gets accused of stealing. No, I didn't.

The whole community like, oh, you Stephen bastard, you know, oh, yeah. And they're like

spitting on his children and stuff. Really? Which is terrible, yeah. Yeah, your dad's the teeth. I'm probably nonce as well.

Oh, that's funny. And there's another bit where like, this guy he's been accused of stealing and he's all sad.

Yeah. And his wife is like, come on, come on. You're not going to get out of bed and shower today. No, she's like,

come on. maybe you could change your socks today it's been three weeks he's like no I'm all right I'm all right alright well I'm going to go off to shops now but you seem okay and he gets to the car

okay and he's like driving along and stops in the middle of the side of road right there's a big bus come along he's like yeah bang you know he just jumps from the bus and dies yeah he goes to the big post office of the sky

and then he keeps the stealing up there you get sent to hell oh my god this conspiracy goes all the way up to the top because some of them just got accused of stealing and they were like

I didn't do it and went to court over it and had to pay a big fine but some of them panicked the right and they were like because you can lie on the system oh what

yeah yeah so the way it works is at the end of the day you check your computers and it says you're disamount over budget and you can just like cross that

out and be like, oh shit, just cross it out. Yeah. And obviously the computer systems know this, all right? But these are, a lot of these people are this old, weird British people. They don't know computers too well. It's just like, maybe if I press delete, it'll make the problem go away.

Like when Hillary Clinton smashed her Blackberry with a hammer. There, let's see Julian Assange get that now. But then the next day, Horizon, like, yeah, that didn't work. And now you've committed a crime now. so now you're going to jail

and now it's going full on prison break for you love and I and just get dragged away that's good fucking solitary confinement yeah

and it's been on for years and again this guy Mr Bates he was talking about this they set up groups he was writing to his MPs and all that

nobody cares nothing was done they publish actually the only the only papers that really did anything about it so computer weekly

ran a story. I'm surprised I didn't see that story. Computer Weekly. Yeah, computer weekly. That didn't really pick up much traction. Yeah. It's actually Private Eye that really ran with this for years and years. Do you ever hear of Private Eye? No. Oh, have you not? What is that?

Oh, Private Eye, it's a British newspaper. It's a, I think it was, well, it wasn't set up by Peter Cook, but he's one the early founders of it. Oh, okay. It's like a satirical kind of newspaper. Oh, right. Like the onion? The British Onion. They're a little bit.

that, but they do do real stories as well. So it's not just pure satire. Okay. They do, I'll tell you what, it's not satire more, it's stories about a kind of comic bent to it, all right? Right, right. Oh, kind of the sillier or weirder stories?

No, no, no, actually. That's completely wrong, actually, yeah. Sorry. I'm sorry, I should have. How do you not know about this, James? Surely my description is working. Like, take a break, back and see. I shag my brother's ghost

every night it's not incest if he's dead is it no no I just mean like it's like they do topical stories but they'll do have thrown a few jokes with Tories in there it's not about ghost sex incest all right oh okay I'm sorry

okay it's not me that loses out you know it's the British public but anyway so they ran these stories for ages and ages but again it's just private eye it wasn't until like 2012 or something like No, no, 2020.

That actually got any kind of traction. And they're only doing, like, the hearings for it now. So, after all the people... And they're asking... So, multiple people killed themselves over this. Okay. All right. Multiple deaths.

People went to jail. 900 people were prosecuted for stealing from the post office. What the fuck? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. For all these years, okay? And it was always...

So it's 900 people. Well, you know what's funny thing I say? There's, like, number, like, 748. It's like, I don't. didn't do it is the problem with the machine right

that's never happened before it's never happened oh so the company who was like Fujitsu yeah

they knew that it was they knew they knew it was company policy to lie yeah

so a great example of the fact that they knew and covered up is there's one stage where like

because again the post office themselves are subservient to Fujitsu right so there's one stage

where the head of the post office comes over to Fujitsu's office to ask questions and they're

are like kind of show them around. They're kind of almost like bragging away about like how great your technology is. They're like, oh it's so good. Look look we can do to see you press that button there that post office all's millions. Isn't that great? Well hang on a minute. Why would you want to do that? You're like, oh, I gotta go.

The tour is over. But then... Get this cabbage hat out of here. But then he, the post office man left, okay? And next day he was like, oh God, tell us someone. And then like the head of Fujitsu is like, On our reports, you were never in the building. Oh.

Yeah, you're lying. You never even were in the building. That's great. You know, the cameras, they fell down. Yeah. The cameras all stopped working like Epstein. Oh, yeah, that hasn't happened yet. But trust me, you'll get the reference.

Cool guy. You'll understand how cool later on. So they're covering their tracks completely, yeah. And they're hiring like the best lawyers. So I'll be like... Alan Dershowitz. Basically, yeah, it'd be like a 98-year-old woman be like,

No, I'm sorry. You're a fucking liar. You're a goddamn liar. You're probably a pedophile, too. Oh, no, lovey. I just like to bake. I like to bake buns and cookcakes for the little kiddies. You're a disgusting, perverted whore.

You stole the money. You make fun of retards on the bus. Admit it. Admit it, you dumb, cut. I'm not... Objection, Your Honor. Oh, overrulet, you tread carefully, Mr. Leibowicz. Thank you, Your Honor.

Yeah. I like the wig, too. You don't look like a fruit cake. Yeah, I'm not describing it as good as it was. I kind of liked it now. I do think, like, a lot of these ITV dramas, a lot of just, like, you know, you know, proper, like, literally kitchen sink,

like, I don't think we can pay the bills. You ever think, darling, that may be for end of the all? you'd be bitter off. Don't say it, Craig, no, you know. It's like, oh, I've got mental health at you because of post office. Oh, I've got bloody black clouds in my nogging every, all day, every day.

It's bloody raining in my brain, in it? Even with sun's in sky. I can't, oh, it's still gloomy and grey. No, Craig, stop eating those sausage rolls, please. Yeah, it's a bit too much I want more of the corporate intrigue And less of the just crying Just like

Yeah, you know Now I'm no longer Post Office man Now I'm Toilet cleaner I've got a clean toilet It's all over England I haven't seen the wife in years

Yeah And then it's just like coughing It's coughing up blood While cleaning a toilet Hey don't get blood In my toilet You fucking asshole oh sorry sir let me just clean that up it's just a bit of lung

oh there's another bit where like it is this woman that's been accused of stealing again all right the husband's like you all right love she's like you know basically catatonic like uh i'm so sad he's like all right love we're going nip down shops you want something down shops kicka uh huh kicka chunky all right all right and he comes back and she's stabbing herself

for the stomach. He's like, you're all right, Lova. Ah! Oh, bloody heck! You don't ruin couch. Oh, I get a bit of frieze, a bit of vanish shot. I'll get the blood stains out. But yeah, so this Mr. Bates

guy, he was a real kind of ringleader for all this. He would do support groups and you call up all the post offices and ask around. A lot of things you ask the post office, okay? And they'd be like, on the phone be like, what? Problem with the post office? Are you crazy? Horizon, the best sister

I love food Jews do, whatever they're called. Great. And then, you know, like, you know, and then the second layer, like, he gets a call. It's like, it's me. I couldn't say earlier because they got the place bugged. Yeah. Oh, boy, it's bad. It's bad.

It's bad. Pug, bye, bye, bye, bye. Mr. Anderson, hello. It's Agent Smith from Verizon. so at the moment they're doing a lot of inquiries at the moment and the inquiries sadly now just like, why are you aware of this?

No. So at worst probably does this cancel the fucking the summer barbecue for Horizon. It would be like that. It won't be like much of a penalty. There's no more post offices. No one sent post anymore. Post is gone. No more

post for anyone. Thank you, Mr. Bates. I think probably the end goal, really, is just Amazon just takes over. I mean, that's the end. There's no more post office. That's how everything's going to end.

Amazon take. Who's controlling the hospice, Amazon? Actually, you see hospital, that woman died recently in hospital. They had two trainees doing like a heart surgery. No. Yeah, like they just,

the all the doctors were busy so two trainees were like oh give it a go some of the janitors came in I can unclog a toilet I can unclog her arteries here we go yeah

it's a plunger to blow torch just pouring domestos down her throat oh no worry love we'll have you we'll have those pipes speaking spani notes out where was this in Ireland I think

it happened recently yeah another really bad case I saw. I've been watching the news too much but I saw two things. So that woman died and there's a medical malpractice case. Yeah. I think medical malpractice happens way more than you like to think. Oh, hell yeah, yeah, definitely. Especially in like

the, like, you know, like Monaghan hospital in a place like that, you know. What are you saying about Monaghan? My mother works there. Yeah, I know. That child was sick the whole time. It wasn't my old old's fault. You know? I thought rusty nails would help.

That child was a mental spastic, a danger to himself and others. But they got a weird case at the moment where there's a guard in Waterford who keeps having sex with the, with people in custody.

Okay. Consensually, though. Oh. He's just a... He's just a fuck boy. He's just a fuck boy. He's just a guy who likes to fuck. And apparently it's wrong, right? But he keeps having sex during like the instant statements, you know? Hey, Your Honor, I just wanted to show her the penal system.

and the judge is like He starts clapping But yeah, he keeps having sex with people Right on And it's like, that's kind of like frowned it It's like being a teacher, you know It's not illegal of sex to your students But

I think it is Oh shit It's very illegal Oh no Both of him dressed like a garage though I'm just saying like he keeps having sex But they'll be like you know

They'll have a girl in like a sell you'll go in like hey baby he's like oh yeah and it's like hey she wanted it and it's all consensual every time yeah every time yeah how many times does it happen i think about three or four times okay yeah and they're like stop doing it's like hey can't help it baby you know and then drew harris the guard commissioner is trying to fire him and the guards all stood up kind of like sparkis you know they all stood up like no you can't fire him he's a ledge bag he's a total ledge bomb. So now Drew Harris is getting undermined

because this guy. The guards are like, look, if you fire this guy we all quit. Yeah. And there'll be murder and rape on the streets. Jesus Christ. That's crazy. I can't believe I've ever heard of this. Where did you hear about it? I just went on RT News. The public show. I paid

my TV license there. I deserve to look at RT News. What age is this cop? Like, you see a picture of him? It'd be funny if he was like just a week. Like an old fat geezer? week for retirement yeah yeah yeah he's in a mobility scooter

they call them robocop ironically I think that the guards I think they have a fitness test I know they've lowered a fitness test by the way yeah it used to be after like two push-ups

yeah I was like you can do a half push-up you know and then just draw a pick like it's really easy to get into the guards now I think yeah I think after you the fitness test you can get as fat as you want and they can't say anything

really yeah you can get as fat and like you know you can be the mobility scooter like you said you're eating cakes and hot dogs all day yes can't do nothing fair play yeah yeah it's pretty sweet isn't it yeah I mean you're thinking of joining the guards are you oh it's an option yeah they'll take anyone yeah yeah you're funny if you couldn't get in actually speaking the law because you're a mental spastic no you're a deranged freak I bring my own gun I'm like don't worry that I'm ready to go I've seen bad lieutenant I've already practiced wank I don't understand gambling too well

But I love the smoking crack part of the job But I love the smoking crack part of the job That's great Yeah I got some of you need it Yeah But I won't have sex to anyone, alright I draw the line

I'm not a bloody pervo But anyway Have you watched, speaking to the police and all that We both watch the new true detective Yes True Detective Night Country Yeah, Night Contry Because it's two women

You think that's clever, do you? It is, yeah, it's clever. It's pretty sweet. It's clever and misogynist The Cadden special. Yeah, so, night contrary, episode one. Can we just go back for a minute? What do you think of the previous true detectives?

Obviously, season one, great. You think that, do you? Well, yeah. Dude, bro. Yeah, that's me, the ultimate dude, bro. Yeah, yeah, you always do. I mean, we talked about it before and I...

It's very fun. I talked about it how it's a little derivative but ultimately very fun. No, I like it more than you. Okay. I'm actually, I'm, does a test there.

Yeah? I'm more of a dude bro than you. Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, I watch Doctor Who. I'm cool, you know? Season two, obviously dog shit. I always hear people be like,

no, no, go back, man. No, I did go back. Oh, did you? I did, yeah, it's not. Okay, well, you saved me... It's not good. You jumped in that grenade firm me. It's not good.

but you know you can recognize little elements where it could be good there was potential there but they fucked it up way too much for ultimately you just have to be go no it's shite season three is good but it's just not as fun as season one i can't remember much of season three it's ironic yeah yeah because i'm black well okay that's what we call a non sequitur folks no he was black he was black he was Yeah, I'm Marshall Ali O2 all over here, you know Which, by the way, that guy, I feel Sorry, that poor actor, he's had a bad run of it.

Has he? Yeah. Seems to be doing pretty good. Oh, actually, yeah, you're right. What are you, bitch? He won an Oscar, didn't he? Oh, yeah, fuck, I forgot about that, yeah. He's like, but he's a very good actor, well regarded.

Well, he got cast to play Blade, like six years ago. But he quit there. No, they keep, I don't taste, what? I thought he quit. shit. No. Well, maybe I got that. I hope you're wrong. Yeah, maybe.

Because otherwise, don't be another episode this podcast. I mean that now, yeah? You'll be like, Brian, change your socks. Nah, I don't feel like it's a day. The Blades can't. No, so I, the last I heard about Blades, so they they want

to do a new blade, all right? Yeah. And they announced his casting five years ago. And it's been in production hell. What with the COVID's? And they keep firing writer. I think they started filming and they fired the director. Maybe that's what I heard that they fired their director. The last I heard is actually got Nick Pizzouzu.

Oh. They got Nick, they got Nick from true detectives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They want to do some crazy things with it, you know? I think they wanted to do it. That's some weird. They wanted to the diss to the cell from the, uh, the, the, the old blade movies. Yeah, the much loved, uh, franchise. The successful ones. Yeah. I think they wanted to, because in the comics, Blade is British. Oh, okay.

Yeah. So I think they wanted to do more like, Why didn't they get Idraselba then? That would have been good. He's already in the Marvel universe. He should know that, James. Sorry. Yeah. I think he won't do one of a top boy thing.

Okay. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, really? So blade is in the ends. They were thinking something like that. Yo, they call you blade blood. I'mma get you with my blade from.

I'm going to stab you up. You get me. I suppose it's kind of ironic in London, actually. Yeah, yeah. You could just have some fun with that. With the knife crime. Yeah. Yes.

I suppose actually, no, you couldn't. It's not just a serious issue. Yeah, you know, the knife crime and blade isn't exactly a human and could there be a comparison? They're talking about knife crime. Is it because of blade?

The vampires, is it? Black people hate garlic. Everybody knows that. Black people are allergic to garlic and holy water. I showed James a little gnaz video downstairs, so that's why he liked that.

I actually thought it's pretty good. I like it. Yeah, I love little nose, man. I mean, I like the fact he's trolling, but it's fun. I wish I was everything I'm not and he is. But look, okay, so the time is the cast of his blade to keep firing the guy, Paul Marshall Lee. I can't remember much as season three. I did watch it with a guy who was into it.

Yeah. And it wasn't for that, I probably wouldn't have even finished it now. I mean, I meaning to go back and watch it, it's definitely a lot better than season. season two, which is not hard. But it's just not quite as fun. It gets very serious, obviously, because there's the Alzheimer's plot line, like the main character is Alzheimer's. I don't remember being a very satisfying ending. No, it was kind of like an anticlimactic, oh, it's not the thing you thought, and what it actually is, is kind of met. It's not about the case, really. It's like, well, I kind of thought it was. It's kind of why I was watching. Yeah. And you know what? So,

season four just aired there pilot episode not great not great a few things I want to start off it but it's interesting that HBO of taking this tact of they've really they're taking a big risk here because you think like season four they'd get some big names yes they have a woman called I think her name's

like something Lopez isa Lopez yeah yeah I think it's something Lopez okay she's a very relatively new writer-director Her Wikipedia is mostly projects to have no Wikipedia page So she's been

Like it's weird She's like an indie darling cousin So she is the showrunner Like the titles come up Created by Nick Pizzou No but it doesn't even It says created by Izzy

Whatever it is And then based on characters By Nick Pizzou We're really good at the names here Yeah Yeah Izzy whizzy and Pizzouzy Woozy

Yeah Well I'm going to I'm going to look up to her. You just keep talking for a minute. Yes. So it's weird. It seems like he's had absolutely no creative control. I think he actually did a deal with, I think it was an FX or something like that. He's off with a different company now doing stuff. You know, so he just doesn't have the he's, I think it's an exclusive deal. So he can't, he can't do if even if HBO wanted him or he wanted to. Right, right. Okay. So it is a ray is her name. Yeah. And literally she did like one like indie movie that I've never heard of. Yeah. And then HBO are like, here's the keys to the

castle basically is it yeah it's a big budget big production they're pushing a hard set in alaska so it's like big you know i imagine there was a very difficult production oh yeah apparently it was really really cool a lot of the people find the hard to even complete filming yeah yeah and even the fact like so jody foster big name yes callie reese is not like she's a boxer yeah yeah yeah but she had a movie there a while ago where she like she goes undercover in a human trafficking ring to find out what happened to her sister it's like an action revenge flick I think it's called Catch the Fair One or

Yeah something like that Yeah yeah yeah This is her third thing ever Okay Her third movie or TV show I mean she's not bad like No I'm not saying she's bad at all I'm just saying I didn't get

I'm just saying it's like it's funny That like they're like Okay it's all riding on this Jody Foster and yeah And Kylie Reese Yeah So it is I'm not saying it's a bad thing at all

Like it says It's that like it's a big swing Yeah And if it goes well I'll have egg on my face, but like, I thought you couldn't have women do things. Yeah, so

you know, it's Jody Foster and Kylie Reese. There are the two main people. So it's two women now instead of two dudes as all the other seasons were. Yes, an inverse. So instead of like the, the heat of the first season is cold and darkness. Yes, yes. But, you know,

it's quite derivative. Like, you mentioned the thing and obviously they're aware of that because they had like a picture of the DVD or poster in the background. It's set in Alaska and all these scientists, these climate change researchers

in the heart of Alaska, they're at this research facility, but they all go missing. There's like eight of them go missing. They go missing. They don't find the bodies till the last part of the episode. So missing people and they find a woman's tongue. Yes. I said that's kind of like the they did what? Yeah. Oh, this

I got to watch. You're like, what? I say a few things. off the bat, all right? Yeah. They decide to, they make the brave choice of starting off with very bad CGI.

Really bad CGI. Really bad elk. That is just a great, like, start of like, that, this is it? Yeah. Like, it looked, like obviously, yeah,

I mean. Animals are so hard to do with CGI. Yeah. It's literally easier to do a dragon than an elk because a dragon, there's no, like,

that's not how a dragon moves in real life, you know? There's no, it's a, you can just go wild with it. frame of reference because it's not a real thing any kind of deer or elk or like

dog or cat we know what they're supposed to be like we're like oh no so bad elks and what do they jump off of you know so like a big pack big herd of elk or I think they're actually caribou which is a kind of

your art culture and knowledge well no they said it like 20 times oh right okay why are they misprudging elk so much but yeah so they all are they saying honey boo boo boo boo Mas spaghetti

So they all go running All these elk deer Whatever go running off a cliff And it is very noticeably bad CGII So it's and you know what Not that I give a shit necessarily But the opening credits was a Billy Elish song

Oh by the way That opening credits That did not match up So the opening credits You normally like images Yes That did not match up to the song In my opinion

Yeah It didn't feel it didn't flow congenic that's not the word congeal it didn't it didn't conceal

at all yeah didn't gel yeah felt kind of forced it felt forced it felt like they

also in terms of Billy Eilish it wasn't a great choice you could do better songs and that yeah

it's just an odd it's also a song that has been used in multiple productions so it's you know it's like I forget

well I was watching someone a while ago and they played where is my mind yeah I was like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, immediately, there are a few things that are taking you out of it.

Were there any positives, do you think? I mean, the performances were all right, I guess. I don't know what to think about fully because it's the first episode. I don't know how far we're going to go into the horror elements. It seems like they're proper doing aliens and spooky monsters. Very much so. They're really pushing, like, a big supernatural element. an alien

Like in season one They kind of flirted With that a little bit But then ultimately Everything could be explained By I do know Not to spoil too much But they say in the trailer

And like The woman Issa Lopez Said that One of our big picture is They do want to go Back to a little bit Of that yellow king shit So they do have a lot of the

Symbols from season one Okay Do pop up later on The trailer you see the symbols So Maybe they're doing something Where it's connected to that

because in fairness even season two and season three did have those symbols as well yeah they did but like it was in season two is its background shit was it yeah just kind of like because there's a lot of like the hollywood cult type shit didn't go far enough into season two with that yeah i was like oh we're gonna go it's like very superficial yeah yeah yeah again you know i didn't like in season three were like hey look at these pictures of guys who aren't in the show anymore yeah the pictures of woody harlson and Matt Conney. He's like, look, see these guys. Remember this? Yeah, they're not here. Remember when it wasn't black guys?

Stephen Dorff. He was great in that, though. He was great. I never saw him again. And Marsha Ali is a great actor, despite what you say. I don't. Despite how much you hate him. I want him to see, you don't like that to you. You don't like that.

Neither do I. Oh, my own medicine. It tastes so bad. Although sometimes now I'd be like, I will genuinely be like, you know, Oh, you'd like that. And you're like, oh, fuck you. Well, you're calling me a queer, are you?

Yeah. You call me a Puerto Rican. I don't know what. So, back to True Detective. It is, again, two cops, very, very different backgrounds, different kind of policing, you know. I like Foster. Yeah. I like Foster.

I want to see Foster being more of a bagged. I liked that when she was beating up that, you know, she was mean to that drunk bitch. That was funny, yeah. I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The drunk, drunk. was crying so Jody Foster's like, you stupid

cunt, shut up. Well, I think about her daughter. I know it's a weird thing, you'd be like, oh, her daughter makes child porn. Yeah. I think I've taken that out of context a bit, yes. No need to explain that at all. Her daughter is underaged

and was doing a sex tape. With another underage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And the mother didn't like that and Foster's involved in. She's like, oh, God. This is not really one mother, wants to Also, what's the because her child is like

Inuit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or whatever. And Foster obviously isn't. Yeah, so it's step, stepchild. I don't have to went too far into it. I've got John Hawks and John Hawks is a kid. Yes, and yeah, John Hawks is always good. And Foster's good.

Look, I love Foster. I love her so much I'm going to kill someone. I'm going to kill Joe Biden for Jody Foster. I could convert her. which is ironic because you know you put a blonde wig on Biden you basically get

Jody Foster don't you but anyway I'm a picture now like I find like Reagan's like like his grave and his firing shots into the grave like come on Jody come on and touch it

and then like the Callie Reese character she's like a Native American in real life and in the show yeah she's like a Bad-ass chick. Yeah, badass cop. No real problems with her.

I just didn't get enough time to really... There wasn't enough time with them together. Yeah. To have that back and forth banter. It's weird. Yeah, because it was like an hour long. But it feels like there's a lot of stuff that's so underdeveloped. And then a lot of time wasted on pretentious, slow burning, drawn-out shites.

Or supernatural shit. It was a real slog for me. Yeah. I was just thinking, like, I haven't seen that first episode through Texas for a long time. But, like, I remember there have been a lot happening. And a lot, it's like, just multiple, like, um, and it ends like it's in the future, not the future, but like the timelines and that. You were hooked. You were like, holy shit, I want to know what happens next. Yeah, yeah.

Whereas this, I'm like, ugh. Even to spoil it, the final shot, they find the scientists. Yeah. And it's just their fucking fake heads in the snow. Yeah, yeah. I was like, just, you don't need to show this stuff. Like with the elk, you can just have a shot of a real elk, all right? And then it running.

And then you can, with clever editing, you can make it look at run off a cliff. Yeah. I was just thinking there, there's a, I was talking a while ago about the Queen, the Peter Morgan movie, right? Right, right. And there's a bit in it where she's hunting and she sees a deer standing there. And you can just do, again, a shot of a deer real quick, that's it. But they have a big CGI deer, and they really focus on the deer. The queen looks to the deer, deer looks at her.

And it's like, oh, does this represent monarchy, does it? Yeah. And it's like, the whole time it's like... The deer is the old smelly. povos that the queen has to shoot the base. The deer is the paedophile's son. Dear, oh dear. Yeah, I just like, I was not

If this was just a regular show, it didn't have, it's just called Knight County. You wouldn't watch episode too. I wouldn't, I'd be like, oh, this is standard kind of dreary. HBO duty shows sometimes, it's big names, but it's Oscar Bate, not Oscar Bate, it's a ward bait, but it's not for me. Do you remember that show 4 to 2?

Yes, it's very like Fortitude. Yeah, I never No, I never watch Fortitude but it's the same thing. It's like a slow burn detective drama set in a snowy, Alaskan place. Yes, yeah. Which also had Christopher

Reckleson in it. Right, okay, yeah. And then people, no, people have said that the first episode of this is very derivative of yellow jackets. Have you heard of yellow jackets? I know of yellow jackets. I know of yellow jackets. I'm the same. I've heard of it, but I've never

watched it. I don't know if I just said yellow jackets. did it? Yeah. Oh, that's weird. My understanding of yellow jackets was it's a show

about these girls get lost, there's like a plane crash and these girls get lost in the woods for a few years and they come back out and the girls are like

yeah, yeah, we're good nothing weird happened and then the kind of thing is then when they're adults then someone shows up who they taught was dead and they're like

I know what you did in the woods oh okay and there might have been you know let's say six girls came out yeah there might have been

some more girls there, but let's say they were quite tasty. Uh-huh. I won't reveal what happened, but let's say they ate the girls. It their pussy so much that they disintegrated. Yes. Yes, I've heard that can happen,

which is why I never do it. I refuse, miss, I respect you too much. If I lick your pussy, you'll come so hard you'll explode. So I don't want to risk it. I've seen yellow jackets, but I mean I've heard of yellow jackets. I don't want to risk your

life. Also, I've got neighbors and the walls are very thin and if you go cablooey, I'll get a noise pollution violation. So it's just a hazardous endeavor across the board. Also, you've been

asleep this whole time, so you haven't heard my pitch. Anyway. And seen. Yeah, I wasn't doing it. I'll watch it because I'm interested. Like a morbid curiosity. Yeah, I mean, look, I want, I'm not like

coming in here by like, the walk aroundy, it's done it again. Two dumb holes in the fucking snow. Eat the yellow snow, you dumb bitch. It's funny, because I heard some people like the creator, like, the creator was like, oh, dude bros don't like the show. There's none, there's nothing walk about it.

No, there actually isn't. In this day and age, having like two women or having one them, like, oh yeah, I was going to say one's a lesbians. Oh, the daughter's lesbian. Lesbian. And Jody Foster's a lesbian in real life. So our publicist keeps reminding

things. It seeps through the screen of getting lesbian like second hand smoke. I'm getting a contact, Dyke. But it's like there's not in there like, yeah, in this day and age like that's not

woke. No. Honestly, I had no issue with that. It was kind of just everything else. It was just, it was just drearying. It was boring. Nothing was happening. Why are you about the whole thing, like John Hawks, he's another police officer, his son as a girlfriend, what was going on there?

Yeah, I don't know his son. Yeah, that's the thing. There's a lot of there's stuff in it that they didn't explain too well. Yeah. And I don't know if that was intentional or what. I was watching a thing a while ago with the guy who created the boys.

Yeah. I forget his name. I think it's Eric Kripke or something like that. And he spent years worked on Supernatural. Okay. So he was like, I grew up in an era where you had to fucking, the television had to be good at all times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, there's like multiple breaks. Yes. As they turn off to, they're not coming back

all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to keep, you got to do the act structure, like, you know the commercial to come up, you got to have something coming like, uh, you know what, you know, she called you? Guess what? She's been dead. She died six years ago. But then who called us? Bam, bam, bon, you know, that kind of, this kind of stuff to keep everyone going.

Yes. But nowadays, people come up now in television it's like whatever happens like it'll just all play yeah it'll auto play who cares

you don't need to do a satisfying hour you can pause it at any time you want you know like sopranos every episode

there's gonna be something satisfying in that hour you know it's like there's something that happens like remember we talk about

that episode where like a spoil alert someone gets killed over a horse yes they're cut up yes

a lot happens in that one episode oh yeah sun gets shot, they get killing, they get rid of the body, it's all in one episode, that would be... It's like a movie basically, there's so much, like. That'll be four episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because

now it's just like, I fucking screw it. And like, the streaming services are basically like, hey, do, eight, eight, make it ten. Come on, do it, yeah. It's just, I mean, basically charge him more and more. How about this? We do an episode in the show about characters that aren't even in

the show. We focus on two people we've never seen before. and we'll never see again. Yeah. Let's do that. Master Anon did that so much. You know what's that Master Nund was like, fuck that shit. How about, instead of like,

disease character, how about there's like a deaf guy who lives next door and we follow his friend? And he, yeah, the deaf guy is like, I didn't hear her saying no either. You're off a girl. Ah, I think she wanted it the whole time.

Thank you. See, this guy knows? That's not how it. these sounds. Sorry, I'm mentally ill. I am mentally ill. Brian, thank you. It's getting dark, isn't it? Oh, it is. Darker and darker. It's been fun because we've been recording

here having a good time, all right? Well, I've been getting darker and darker. Yes. And it's just my vision's getting dark. I'm like, I'm sort of disappearing into the shadows. Yeah. Oh, oh. The Rasmus, dude. Is there anything you want to talk about before we wrap up there, which is at the hour? We're at the hour. I, I, I, I, I, I,

I watched, I mentioned earlier, I watched the last man on earth, the Vincent Price movie ages ago. And you've been, it's taken you a month to collect your thoughts on it, apparently. I'm still not ready. I think that Vincent Price was a fruit. I watch, uh, I know, who cares, we're almost done. There we go, that's good, good energy. I was laughing there, I watched Conan O'Brien on the late, late show there. Oh, I didn't see that?

Yeah, I just popped on. It's funny because, you know, I like Conan a lot, but he gets up there and me like, I've been in Ireland. It's the friendliest, nicest place. The people of Ireland are so... It's just like he's saying that while there's like, outside is like a burning refugee centre. It's like the most friendliest people in the world. Saints and scholar.

This is Dublin. There's bloody peedows, yeah? Counting a brooding to a bloody peedow. He's coming here to direct provision centres having sex with babies, yeah? And then letting Andy Richter eat the remains. of their little babies yeah baby back ribs

for Andy Richter this is Dublin yeah it's just like I think it's just bad time on Conan's he didn't know he's not like following RT News but like in fairness

there's also pictures of him like in Israel with the IDF like these guys are great yeah I know Conan's not he's just going to go anywhere like yeah also it's not like Conan

gets off the bus in Ballymon it's not like that he probably just got driven to the Guinness factory Yeah, he flew in on his private jets. The Book of Kells and went home. And I say, like, yeah. Oh, what?

He wouldn't go to the Book of Kells. Only dorks and losers go to the Book of Kells. I'm going to the Book of Kells. And the Wax Museum? Yeah? Yeah, I'm going to see 90s Bono. 90s Bono. Apparently, they haven't updated in a while, so it's still like, you know,

you know, Shane McGowan looks healthy there, you know. They still have their Bill Cosby exhibit? Yes. Yeah. It was very expensive to get them made So I don't want to get rid of them You know Like

I was gonna try and repurpose him For the Chris Tucker one But you then tons you He's over there And the bloody ear to pee the island Yeah That's a disgrace This is doublet

I'm also going to see poor things tomorrow Yes Yeah I'm looking forward to Apparently very good I need to There's a few Yagos movies

He's his name's Yagos or Jerkoff Jerkhov's Merkaw Jerk Jerkin Googly eyes Yeah Yeah

But you need to watch The Favorite That's a great movie Yeah I want to go back And watch them I've watched most of them You know

The Lobster Killing the Secret Deal Dogtooth The best Yeah It's dog two in the favour It's two best ones Yeah

Yeah But like even the ones That like I don't love The Lobster And Killing of a Sacred Deer I'm not like, this is my thing.

Yeah. I still appreciate them for how fucking weird and unusual it is. It's just like, man, you made this movie. You're like,

what if Barry Kjogan was weird? And you just... And you went for it, man. It's crazy how famous he is now. It's so... Yeah, the more and more famous the more fake tan you get.

Yeah, he's getting more and more... He's in a new master's of... Adrogyness. Yeah. He's in a new master's of skies. What's that? the masters of the oh sorry no

Masters of the Air Okay It's a new Spielberg show Oh It's the new Band of Brothers Oh I see Right This is the third one

Oh wow okay Yeah yeah so it's big big budget man It's about the air So it's like ships The Pacific Bandit brothers The paramet The group

What do you call them The non The non-frippers The guys Soldiers Soldiers Soldiers Yeah yeah

Boots on the ground And this one's about The Fly Boys Yeah Yeah so it's Like Catch 22. It's Keogun. Yeah.

Austin Butler. And a few other big names in there as well. It's a big, big thing now. And it's directed, this is interesting. It's directed by Carrie Fuki, Ongi. The guy who directed Bond, who's like a sex pest. Yes. And True Detective Season 1.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And season 2. I think what's happened is he's directed every episode. Yeah. And then it came out. And now they're all like, it was a great time. Don't talk about director. with a great time

and they're all kind of like not mentioning it. I imagine Spielberg's very forgiving of that felonious behaviour. There's no need for that man. What? What did I say? I was thinking a while ago I might go back and watch all the Spielberg movies.

All of them? Yeah. Even What was that first one? Dual. Yeah, dual. I'm going to watch them all. All right, okay. Got nothing else going on. Yeah, oh, it's got a whole star cast here, you know.

Austin Butler, Barry Keoggan. I've never seen him in anything other than the Elvis movie, which I... Well, now, he can watch this. No. Is he going to... He's like a British soldier. He's like, man, come on. Because he can't do the voice.

Yeah, and he's like, oh, what? He's like, how about I have sex of a 14-year-old girl during this? Yeah. Yeah, when... Is that Priscilla movie out, actually? Yeah, it's out now, yeah. I'm going to see it as well. I've heard it's a bit kind of stupid and...

I heard it's a bit, like, it's pretty anti-underage sex. Exactly, that's what I mean, stupid and illogical. I don't make any shit. But he was famous. Yeah. Hey, well, I'm going to eat a deep-fried mouse barge, pussy man. Uh-huh. Anyway, we're at the hour.

We are. Yeah, yeah. Well over the hour. Anything you want to say to the folks? Any plans for a week? I'm mentally ill. Well, I got a lot of plans. James, you got any plans?

Yeah. What are you got going on? Ah, you know. Well, you should, you should do something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for a coffee with some of the lads. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't go silent of me.

I'm not going to silent of me. I'm not going to sell to coffee, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. I'm going to make more of an effort. Well, I've been posting more. I signed up to letterboxed. I'm doing letterbox reviews. I followed you on letterboxed. You didn't follow me back.

I've got, I've got a cred. Oh, do you? Yeah, okay. I've got to protect my creed. I'll follow you. Having me on Letterbox in a while? Because I haven't actually watched a proper movie in a while. I'll watch one. I'll do one. I'll write a review of poor things.

Yeah, you do that. Well, that's good. That's good. You keep that up. I'm going to follow you. Yeah? I'm going to like all your posts. You better? Or else? Or else there won't be any episodes next week. I'll be having a bit of a post office day

if you know what I mean. Going for a little drive in front of a bus. Yeah. No. I'm trying to you know, write more, think of more bits, you know, and I'm going to work on being a nicer person on

stage and off stage. I wouldn't go that far. No, that would ruin the magic, James. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in your nature, you know? The scorpion to the fly. No, a scorpion the fraud. The scorpion and the cunt. Yes. Yeah, no, you

never change. I never will. Yes, thank God. Goodbye.