Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 217 : True Detective Vince McMahon

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

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Yeah. How about you want to have a can of monster? No. You ever drink a monster? Yeah, of course. Oh, wow. You're a cooler than I realized. I'm going to crack this open right now.

What flavor is that? I used to drink OG green monster before they made. Back when it really tasted of chemical toilet shit. That's what I, like drinking a cat of monster back then It was like that blue liquid And a portable toilet At a music festival Yeah

It was horrible You could feel it just like Liquefying your internal organs And stripping away your intestines Like paint thinner It made you a man back then But now you're like, what is it Fucking fruity juicy

Lucy flavor What is it? Fruitie Lucy asshole It's ultra fiesta mango Oh wow That sounds foreign. Gives a taste. Yeah, you can get a little taste.

It's right. We're drinking cans here. Yeah. So it's kind of a very popular monster. Well, drink you? Don't act like you're better than me. Yeah, drink that. Get that down you.

Okay, you're drinking a lot. Yeah. It's pretty good, isn't it? It is nice, actually. That's much nicer than the shit I had to drink. Maybe I wouldn't have so many health problems if I didn't drink so much monster and eat so many chicken burgers.

But they just taste so good. Put them in my mouth. We have a lot to talk about. We got true detectives. Yeah. Night country. I watched a nice, interesting thing about John Stewart, because John Stewart's back on the Daily Show.

Yes. And you want to talk about Vince McMahon. Yes. Because you're on the real Vince is innocent, buts, aren't you? Yeah. You told me that he was there. He's a great man.

It's real to me. It's still raped to me, damn it was me, Austin, I raped her. Oh, by the way, speaking of Austin, you know. Steve Austin, yeah. So I was reading a thing about Tom McDonald. You know the Canadian rapper that raps with Ben Shapiro? Yeah, yeah. I got the facts.

How me no cap, it's a yarmica. My money is stacked. Like Lizzo, like Lizzo, it's a Yamika. Yeah. Lizzo is fat I got the facts My money is stacked I am not gay

Yeah I'm on It starts off pretty strong That Ben Shapiro rap I was going I was You got bars Yeah I was

Jiving to it Yeah You were burning All of your Yeezy shit It's like No Shapiro is the new

King of Rap But then Near the end of it He couldn't even sustain the momentum In a small amount of time Because it's like

I'm having fun I'm going to be A bill A billboard number one And it kind of falls, it's a very weak way to end your rap. Yeah. Well, he's not a rapper, Brian.

What, fuck, can you say, how much are you, have you wrapped in a number one rap video? No, I haven't. No, Ben, that, oh, yeah. I'm just, what do it, I'm just, I'm just, trying to get more racist. Yeah. I got to, I got to support Israel more and then I can start rapping. What's up? It's CAD dog.

The people I don't like. So, what I was going to say? That's why I don't. But anyway, so Tom McDonald, all right? Yes. He used to be a wrestler before he became a rap. By the way he's Canadian Yeah

Which I don't like That kind of true me often But he's all like You know America first Yeah He's real like So his whole fan base

Is like Qing on Trump Tar He was saying that like When he's a little kid He got bullied a lot All right But he loved Watching wrestling

And his favorite wrestler And his favorite wrestler Was Steve Austin Okay And I read this piece About him In like the New York Times Or something

Where he's talking about this And he starts crying When he's talking about Austin Oh McDonald Yeah he's like Steve Austin would get up and he'd fight the Undertaker and he'd win and he'd show

him all who was boss and he starts crying. Right. Yeah. So he's just a... He's awesome. Yeah. He's not afraid to show his feelings Brian. There's nothing gay about crying about Stokel's Steve Austin. That's the

straightest thing I've ever heard. What was my point? I was talking about rapping well, wrestling, Vince McMahon. Yeah, we'll talk about that later on, okay? But I want to talk about true detectives first. Because I've watched episode two and three now. I have not. I still

only watch the pilot. Yeah. And you didn't like the pilot, did you? I didn't. It doesn't get better. Okay. I don't think anyone likes it though. People are kind of paid to like it online. Yeah, and even they aren't convinced. Yeah. Yeah. Like people are like, it's amazing, it's brilliant. Maybe it's not the best

ever. No, no, I'm wrong. It's great. But the bit where she rapes the man, that was good, wasn't it? She does what? Remember that bit? No, what? You don't remember that be? Oh, of course. A sick deviant like you didn't even recognize it to be problematic.

No, in the pilot episode when she's banging the dude and he's like, wait, no, stop because you didn't want to come, I guess. He was going to come. He's like, no, wait, stop. And instead of stopping, she grabs his arms and pins them down and just starts riding him extra hard until he busts. Oh. Now, reverse the gender roles there.

How would that go down? Not too good, me things. And that's why we got to listen to Ben Shapiro dropping bars. Because he's giving us the truth. I forgot about that completely. It's a very forgettable show. The fact that a woman rapes a man

and you forgot about it, because I did too. That's how boring the show is. It's just like, oh, okay. I don't think that's rape. No, it's not. I'm just saying, you know, it's a gray area. Did someone say it was rape?

No, I think somebody just made the point. that. Well, you shouldn't be listening to these people. It was Billy in Spaud of War mode. Oh, heresy! You have betrayed us! Ah! Like Peter or whatever, con. Who denied Jesus? Was it Peter or Ringo? Or who is it? Simon Baker? St. Simon Baker.

Was it Peter or Paul? I forget now. The cock-roll is five times. Yeah. Three times. you fucking don't get the Bible wrong but anyway so episode

two and three it's just a lot of nonsense like there's not really happens I didn't realize I thought it was eight episodes

six yeah so I'm halfway true to the fucking thing you're right yeah not an interesting

has happened really yeah I will say I'm going to spoil the only kind of interesting

stuff that's that's fine I don't care so I think they're setting up that Russ Cole's

dad is involved okay so his Matthew McCona his dad The character His dad is involved Because didn't he grow up in Alaska They mentioned

Russ Cole grew up in Alaska Right, okay Yeah So they mentioned Travis Cole a few times Right And then There's a weird thing

We're like They're waiting for like The guys to tie out Oh the heads Or There's a one of them's alive What? Yeah

In a really dumb looking thing We're like Chipping the ice off One guy's like Nah Like fucking Captain Kess, man. It looks really bad because the guy's like... Fucking Encino man, it's Brendan Frasier.

Pauly Shore shows up. Hey, buddy. Hey, I heard you got raped by a cheek, buddy. Pretty cool. They literally, like, they have the John Hawke's son just pulls the guy's arm off. Look, they're frozen. The guy's like, ah! And it looks really bad.

Like, his head's like, really, help. Yeah. And they bring him to hospital. There's just no way that he could be alive, though. Well, listen to this, okay? So they bring in the hospital, he's in a medically induced coma for two episodes. Called death. Well, at the end of episode three, okay, they wake him up.

Yeah. And it's Jody Foster and that boxer, you know, the other woman. Kylie Reese, say your name is. Kylie Reese, okay? And he's like, blah, yeah, blah. And he's like, what happened? What happened? Tell me.

Beah, nah. Like, okay, it's useless And Jody Foster leaves And then the guy's like Hey Hello I see your mother in hell I'll see you soon

Oh my God Are you serious? Yeah, yeah And he goes Baa and dies The exorcist They do the exorcists Your mother sucks cocks in hell

They do the exorcist He's a ghost He's a ghost man It's a pure like like his voice I'm not doing an act like I am doing how

he's like so he's like he's like ye hello it's Gilbert Gawray Oh hello You got

Mother's in hell Whoa Hey how are you Hey how are you She's had a great peepie in the sky You don't gone Yeah

So it's I think it's It's supernatural Yeah And then, like, what else happens? Chris Reckleson shows up. Okay. And he is, like, the kind of a, like, the police chief of the state or something like that.

And he's like, God damn me, you can't do this. This is crazy. And she's like, oh, really? Well, I'm going to do it anyway. This is my jurisdiction. He's like, oh, you're some crazy bitch. Who's that Jody Foster he's talking to? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Jody Foster's like, well, you shut up. And then, like, later on, she goes to his house. Oh. And he's like, you're going to fuck. me or fuck me how about boat eh he's fucking gonna fucking

yeah and they bang each other right and then the lymie and the lesbian start banging each other yeah great oh good yeah yes the eye candy of

90 year old Jody Foster and skeletal fucking Christopher Eccleston fucking fucking Jared Lato in million dollar ballot ah whatever the fuck

I bailed I flubbed it there it's shite that's what I meant to say what was that movie million dollar buyers club what is it called

Dallas Buyers Club yeah yeah yeah what was I thinking million dollar extreme there's a crossover anyway but so how is the sex scene

is it sexy It was all right, you know. She'd get her tits? She doesn't, no, no. He's still wearing his hat, you know. Do you see his cock? No, no cock or tits. No cock or tits, man.

Yeah, HBO's gone woke now, I'll tell you. But, and what else happens? I can't even think of what happens. It's always, like, kind of talking. They're really focusing on, like, John Hawks and his son, and then his son's girlfriend, and then, like, you know, they've got Callie Reese, her whole family. and then you got Jody Foster

by the way it seems to just fuck everyone in town so she's fucking Christopher Eccleston and she keeps showing up to people like suspects and they're like are you here to fuck me or ask me questions and she's like oh maybe now I've got some questions for you so she's like

and they always meet people and it's like oh remember remember last time you came oh yeah I remember last time I came Who's, I'm sorry, like not to be You know, hey, I know I'm not You know, the prettiest gal in town But I like Jody Foster and I believe

It's funny actually Do they just have to look at pictures of her On the set of taxi driver Just to come Oh, here we go That'll do it Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha But, what else?

Oh, you know, her daughter's really annoying Oh, yeah The pedophile The, well, child Yeah, child porn enthusiast Sorry, me a copo So there's a weird thing in this We're like, they can't, they go away to the bodies

It's tall out Yeah So they bring the bodies There's like, I don't know like 10 bodies Right To an ice rink The tow out What?

Yeah, they bring the body So they move the whole thing It's a big chunk of bodies Yeah To an ice rink Oh, it's like a mighty ducks crossover Emilio Estevez shows up The Flying V, Gordon Bombay

There's a bit Gordon Michael Bombay You gotta subscribe to the Patreon on to get that one but I promise you it's good it's not nonsensical retarded gibberish it's very clever somehow but there's a bit that really made me laugh

where they've got like on an ice rink this mound of frozen corpses and all the corpses you remember like sort of like they chewed off their own fingers and feared they're naked or I shoot off their own

cots as they were horny and they're like tawing out these dead bodies okay then Jody Foster's daughter's like Mom I gotta go meet my girlfriend She's like get out here I'm busy She's like mom

And there's not in a second of like Jesus mom What the fuck There's rotting corpses in the At least let the pee wee hockey kids Go home first Mommy You said daddy was sleeping

Oh no Thanks a lot Jody Foster We just got him out of his room For the first time in weeks And some of the bodies have That swirl thing from season one The pedo swirl Yeah

So Besta pizza logo And they keep like Dropping these kind of hints About like these guys They're studying something really Really important Like you know

If something to do with like Curing all diseases Or something really really They were on the edge Just something real big And now they're all dead And who gains And who loses

In this crazy game of cat and chicken and it's it's so boring even like the last bit they find the video some girl some girl went missing

and they find her phone right okay and her phone she's like I'm out here alone but oh just something here ah it's like just pure

like Blair Witch Project right it's not scary or anything it's really bad again I can't get over just like how stupid that guy was where he's like

your mother's in hell yeah That's really stupid. So I think they are doing a full on, just like, there is the devil. It's ghosts. Yeah, it's spooky ghosts. Yeah. And, um.

Which completely, it removes any intrigue for me straight away because it's like, okay, well, if the law, if the rules of physics and logic don't apply, you can do anything so I'm not actually invested. I wouldn't mind it. Again, it's just a dumb vice to true me off. Oh, okay. It's just that, if it was like really spooky and well done, all right? Well, it's a brightly lit, it's a very bright hospital room with a guy with like, you know, fucking some ice cream rubbed in his face.

He's like, you know, it's like, oh, I'm cold. And then he's doing like the dumb, like, like a scary movie two shit. You know, like that. It's that level of like, I was as scared as that as I am of true detectives. You know what I heard about scary movie too? You know that? It's brilliant. Well, yeah, obviously.

Ah, Exorcist 2 or the Exorcist parody with James Woods Yeah That was originally Marlon Brando And they recast James Woods And that was the last thing Marlon Brando was in before he died Really?

And you know the girl in the bed Natasha Leone There's a bit in it Where the priest has to grab her tits Yeah So this is like she was on a podcast I think it was with Conan Actually Conan O'Brien

Yeah, the recent one was Yeah yeah yeah And she was like Yeah I think I might have been the last person that Marlon Brando ever fondled before he died. What happened? Why did they cut out Brando? I think he just...

Was he fat and old? He was fat and old but not in a fun way you know. You know how I make it work? He's real sad about it, you know? Apparently he was just like, you know, difficult to deal with and he didn't like you know... It's funny as like you're difficult, let's get James Woods. Yeah. You're problematic.

But that was another... I think then she started talking shit about James Woods so I just I pulled over the car I got out and started running I left the car there I was like shut up James Woods is so good I'm always talking about

like how good he's a casino yeah he's in a tiny bit of Annie Given Sunday I watched Annie Given Sunday while ago Super Bowls coming up he is so funny in that

he only in it for like I think like two scenes but he's so fun so racist but it's a funny way like yeah yeah I think charming likeable way

yeah he's retired now although he did produce Oppenheimer What? Yeah, you don't know that. James Woods? He produced Oppenheimer, yeah. I thought he was persona non-grader in Hollywood.

You think that, yeah, but I swear to go on. Because he's on Twitter saying, like, Hillary Clinton is a pedophile who eats children's assholes and nothing else. Well, apparently Christopher Nolan likes his moxies. I think James is a rather misunderstood character. I actually, I based the screenplay to net on his sort of dual persona. it's like he's coming and going he says hello but called you a fag it's it's it's the

synchronicity it's the you know it's two things can exist at once you see you can hate Jews but also you know want to get cast by the Weinstein's wonderful dichotomy there you know the duality of man you know

weirdly enough Nolan popped up recently in my feed because there's a interview with Nathan Fielder Oh yeah And Nolan was the interviewer Really? Nolan's a big fan

of Nathan Fielder Yeah Apparently his new show The Curse is like Amazing Yeah Apparently it's all weird And strange

I didn't really care For his last one What was that called? You couldn't handle it man Yeah You were like This is too mean Oh no

They're mentally ill And so am I What was it called again? The rehearsal Yeah Yeah yeah I'll give it another go So that's

That's the end of my True Detectives bit It's not enjoying it Uh, what were we saying there? You said something about Christopher Null. Oppenheimer, yeah. You see, now everyone... He produced Oppenheimer.

Huh? He produced Oppenheimer. I didn't know that. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Now, you see everyone kind of going mental that Barbie didn't get nominated for anything? Nah, no one actually went mental over that. No, they did.

No, it's all Twitter nonsense. Hillary Clinton tweet about it. Exactly. That kind of shows you, like, those kind of people. If you're, like, a grown woman saying, hi Barbie at this stage, there's something wrong with you. There is. That's what I'm saying, yeah. but there were a lot of people

like trying and closing themselves yeah that's actually pretty funny yeah yeah yeah I like that now finally the Academy did something right they're just like because James Woods didn't produce Barbie oh he tried though he was on the set

every day sneaking in you know he dressed up like a pink elephant at one boy and was like maybe Barbie could go to the circus huh hey now I'm he's blotting chives once again

I'm trying to have look at me teats. Come here, Barbie, you a little o'er. I was going to talk about also. Oh, John Stewart, for a quick. We're talking about Vince McMahon after. I know you're raging to go of things. I really not. There's not a lot to say.

You talk about Vince McMahon now, then. Okay, and we'll finish with John Stewart. Yeah. Okay. So this, you know, lawsuit has come out that he's being, but it's crazy. It's like, it's not just sexual assault. It's human trafficking. Human trafficking is a bit of spice, I think.

but well it's only because so this woman got hired she was in her 40s she got hired basically as a you know I'll I'll pay you to come and work in the company wink wink but you don't do anything you just have sex with me yeah it was sex with Vince McMahon yeah I heard it's Brock Lesner no but that's the thing he started kind of pimping her out then to kind of like he was trying to sign Brock Lesner so it was like hey Brock I'll sweeten the deal with this little piece of pie that's funny's like Brock we like to have sex with a woman and Brock's like

Whoa! I can't get... Women don't like me because I'm so small. But there's all these like leaked DMs. Oh I didn't know like any of this. Oh, look at the leaked DMs are crazy. This is literally like oh you're going to love it. I'm going to get

three guys to fuck you one in your ass one of your pussy and a cock down your throat you'll be filled up with calm and it'll be coming out of everywhere and you'll love it and it's crazy like it's just the most insane shit. But here's where like, okay, so the initial

And that was, that was a text to Vince. No. That was Brock texting Vince being like, what to fuck you so hard. Stop subverting it, Brian. This isn't the time for your silly little witticisms. This is real life. A great man's reputation. Is that strength?

So the thing is, this only ever came out after The big deal, isn't it? Yeah, but see, she had signed an NDA. So they had this relationship. It went from 2019 to 2022, but then

Linda, the wife found out about it. So Vince basically had to say, look, we had a good run, but it's over. I can't have your work in here anymore, but I'll pay you off with a million dollars. Just interrupt you for a second. I always forget. Linda was working in the Trump White House. Trump administration. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like, Vince and Trump, obviously best friends. Linda's on the cabinet. Fucking Triple H and his wife, Stephanie, who's Vince's daughter. big contributors to Chris Christie, so they're a big Republican family, you know? Makes sense. Yeah, yeah.

But we're after only, Bernie is number one. I'm a Bernie pro. It's time to play the game. Thank you, Triple H. Yes. We're going to pedigree these goddamn bankers. We need these lobbyists. We're going to take them to the hell in the shell. It's time to play the game.

It was me. Bernie. Hillary Clinton rips off the hood. It was me Bernie. Should Bernie jump it off the cage? Oh my God they've killed him. They've broken him in half. He's broken and a half. They killed him as God as my

witness. Continue. Fucking attitude era was so much fun, man. I was so glad I watched it at the right age. But anyway, so look, it was very clearly a pre-agreed thing. You're going to come. We're going to give you

this fake title, but really you're a sugar baby, I'm your sugar daddy, you're going to fuck me, I'm going to pay you, it's a solicitation thing. She was in her 40s when they started this, so she's not this like babe in the woods type that they're trying to make your first go round. Hey, don't

sell me to hook her with the heart of gold, all right, I ain't buying it. But you know what I mean? So the only reason this is coming out now, he offered, like when he said, right, we're cutting ties, you have to leave the company, I'll pay you a million. She tried to squeeze him for 3 million.

So he was like, okay, fine, 3 million. He only ever paid her the initial 1 million. And he didn't pay the other 2 million. Now she's coming out with... In that case, Fince, that's your own fault, okay? Well, what's he giving her 3 million for? She's over 40,

even. Bidges 44. You got 44 your own pussy. Ha, ha. 3 million dollars ain't got no shit for a 44 year old pussy. Puzzy is like milk. Fucking hell in the sale, that's what I call. you posse you bitch so all these like DMs but like

the shit that he sent is so wild and sprawling I need to read this now yeah but we never see any of her replies is it crossed out or something we just never seen them we only see his the shit he's sent in but if you look at all the shit that he's sending it's not

you don't get the sense that this is him just badgering this woman who's not responding you kind of get the sense that this is like a you know it's like a two way it takes two as you all say it takes two to tango love sorry he's getting emotional but uh um but yeah look i just think that there's you know she's maybe obviously but i think what did happen though now she goes into detail of some of the

so he started pimping her out to other people yeah and their stories where she was getting double teamed and triple tagged very forcefully as well like they would pin her down and hold her. But here's the really crazy shit. He, like, apparently she suffered, like, bruising and bleeding from vigorous use of sex toys. He had all these sex toys that he named

after WWE wrestlers. Oh, my God. I started to go, it's like, hey, here comes the Undertaker. Here comes the big red machine. Yeah, the big show. Yeah, it's the big show. Yeah, so it's wild. No. The Chris Benoit.

Yeah. Is this the hammer? it's just a Bible he beats her pussy with but anyway look I have no doubt that Vince McMahon is a rapist

he's a piece of shit you're a very different man when we were recording aren't we I'm just saying I'm trying to be as you know I think she was

victimized and abused to an extent but I think the arrangement was pre-agreed upon and he just pushed it too far and he is at fault

he is guilty of that but it's not like she came it it's not like they're trying to frame it as if she was just like this little quiet desk mouse in her you know just fresh out of college babe in the woods didn't know what was going on I think the thing that you're against

now women's right no yes thank you for picking up on that is the sex trafficking angle but when you get a lawyer they're always going to aim for the stars they're going to say we're going to try getting sex trafficking crossing state lines all that

so worse comes worse we just get you for something small but it's still a lot of money. Here's the thing. She's not the only woman to have ever alleged these things about him. That is an understatement. Kelly surprise.

Yeah, I know. But here's the thing. If his lawyers are able to point out that she's kind of making stuff up and being full of shit, then that's gonna, you know,

this could end up having the opposite effect and he could be like, hey, they tried to pin it on me, I came out innocent, so the deal is done, Netflix, here's,

thank you for my five billion and I'll see you, later. I think he's going to come out of this smell in the roses. That's my prediction. That was a real jump there, James, okay? That was a real jump from like, actually, if you try to prosecute him, you're making it worse.

Yeah. Yeah, so don't even prosecute him. No. I think they're going to... Because don't hurt the Netflix deal. I think they're going to try and I think... Well, he's not connected to wrestling anymore. He is, but he's still got, he doesn't have a majority sharehold in the company, but he still has 11% shareholder. Oh, is he? I heard Slim Jims

made him... So Slim Jims are against rape. that's one their main one their core values well see the WWE just got bought out by was a TKO yeah TKO and now Dwayne the Rock Johnson

has been he's on the board of directors now and it's a whole they got this Netflix deal like it comes at a time where all these big things are happening and I don't know man

I'm not saying look I know he's a piece of shit and I know he's definitely guilty of something probably a lot of stuff stuff, like, you just have to read his Wikipedia to see all... What do you want to see happen? Vince wins.

No chance. That's what you got. Vince comes to my house and we chill out. And then Vince, we do a deal where Vince brings me around to his friends. But they don't want me. Brock Lesnar takes one look of me. Oh, and he shit on her head during a threesome. He's shit on her head. did. He took a dump on her head during a

threesome. I don't know if it was an intentional dump or the fact that he's like nearly 80 years old. He's an 80 years old. He works out along. He's on a lot of steroids. Steroids and cocaine and creatine. He probably has no control over his bowels. So he probably shit on

her head and then he was like, yeah, that's right, I'm meant to do that. I'm kinky, baby. You'll love it. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of wild shit. Like, you know, it's a crazy fucking story. But I don't know. I think they're trying to come at it with a false... I think they're being mean to them.

They're trying to approach it with a false narrative. Hey, baby, you were 40 years old. You've been doing shit in your head already. When they don't... Hey, life already shit in your head. You want some shit in the woods. I don't know. I think we're not getting the full picture here,

and I think it's going to come back and bite their prosecution in the ass. I could be wrong, though. Look, I'm not legal expert. No. neither am I clearly alright what time we're at half an hour

oh right I think I've been a rape apologist for enough there I'm not I never taught her you say that is a piece of shit he is a rapist I know that I'm not defending him he's scum he's responsible for like death and destruction and despair

and a whole lot of entertainment but that's you know he's a complicated man Brian but he was mean to shame I just think there are aspects of this story Do you don't have to add all these caveats? Okay.

People are on your side. Are they? Everyone listening to this is pro Vince. If I need to have lost respect for you by all this like all these, you're this lily liver like, oh, you shouldn't sex traffic. Oh, you're right. I've gone woke. I need to listen to more Tom McDonald and Ben Shapiro. That'll sort me out.

Well, now, here, you're going to bring on, talk about the absolute, the kind of guy that in a way started off, all this woke shit. Yeah, yeah. John Stewart. John Stewart. So John Stewart. Johnny Stu. Here's the thing, though. So John Stewart is returning.

Yes. To the daily show. Yes. So the deal, I thought he's returning. That's it. Full time. No, the deal is he only does Mondays. Yeah.

But he is taking more control over the show itself. So he's producing it. Are they Monday to Friday? Monday to Friday. Monday to Friday. Jesus Christ. It's a lot of, so it's kind of like SNL in a way where people like that shit. It's like, yeah, but it's almost impressive that they're like, even they were like,

to do a show. Even the shitty show. They made some sets. They wearing different costumes. They have to change Cot. Bowen Yang has changed costumes at least three times. That's insane. He doesn't change character much, but, uh, you know. Oh, it's a different shade of denim

he's wearing. Oh, that's pretty good. Wow, what a versatile performer. Who are you going to be tonight, Bowen, Yang? I'm fethy gay Asian. Oh, cool. That's good, I guess. Yeah. I like back 90s S&L where David Spade would play

Sassy gay Asian He just do a Bobby Lee impression But anyway Back to the real stuff, okay? Yes The Daily Show has been languishing for a while Yes And I think me and you

We didn't grow up in the States No All right So we don't understand How important the Daily show was Yeah So I watched a thing on YouTube It's called Remember Shuffle

And they do a podcast About early 2000 stuff and did an episode all about John Stewart and how important he was and I actually realised I know so little about John Stewart before this I didn't realize how cool quotation about how like

he was the cool guy he was known as the cool guy like early John Stewart he's literally smoking on stage they say I can't smoke here oh that's a good cigarette He had the Bill Hicks thing of like he obviously just saw

Bill Hicks and he's like that's what I want to be I want to be cool politics guy who smokes cigarettes. Letter Jack ain't like, yeah, politics, a bunch of BS. Do he just say that? That's right. If the president said stop smoking, I'd say

how high, it's weed. Not quite as clever as Bill Hicks, but he ain't smoking a lot. They're going to kill me like Hicks. I hate cigarettes. So he's this cool, guy and he's going around. He's like one that kind of that kind of breed of cool comedian like a Dennis Leary type. Yeah, kind of the

Gen X types, you know. Yeah, they're kind of like everything sucks man. Yeah. And all that. And then he did that. I forgot how many shows he did. He did the show on BBC too. Yes, that's right. Again, much like Bill Hicks, he came over

and found success in England for a while. Yeah, English loved him for a while. And then he did a lot of shit. He like hosted like a dating show on MTV. He had like talk show that failed. He had a few different things

but he was on the Larry Sanders show for a while. On the Larry Sanders show like he was

considered to take over when Conan took over. Oh, yeah. So whenever there was like

a chance like who's going to host this next big thing, John Stewart was always circling the drain

you know? Yeah. That's why in Larry Sanders is such a like funny thing to have him around because he's like

didn't he eventually in Larry Sanders show he takes over at the end doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah,

yeah. And that was a thing like Larry Gary Shannon's very threatened like why is Jan Stewart here what's going on? Don't worry Larry you can trust me I've got a leather jacket

so eventually he gets the daily show and the daily show was the kind of thing Comedy Central started and it's like they got a very basic kind of thing of like it's basically it was a sketch show almost back then like dumb joke so it's like it's meant

to look a bit like a new show like on today's daily show and then like you know have some funny stories. So it's just like lampooning the news. So basically like the day to day. But American. But American and they make it in a day. So like Oh. Like you know

the day to day like they have time to write a sketch. Yeah. It shows. It's good. The daily show is literally like got an idea. We've got 20 minutes to film this. Okay. We're going to go down the studio film it. Jesus. Did you sneeze during it? Fuck it. Who cares? You know? So and it's all stuff like, you know,

what about like? That's crazy. like just such a high pressure environment for such a dog shit product. Yeah, yeah, but it's just churning out, you know? And you're never going to be able to come out with something good under that kind of those circumstances. Well, that's why it's very

impressive that some of it wasn't dog shit. Yeah, it's like, it's like working out in like extreme gravity. Like, it's like working out like somewhere like turn to gravity so it's like even just pick up a pencil hard, you know, it's like that level of just effort. Right. And it was just stuff like, you know, it's like a cooking show

but they're cooking something silly, you know. Who is the guy who had it before, John Stewart? Oh, what's his name now? Some guy who I think he was in old school. Oh, Craig Kilbourne. Kilburn, yeah. Who I have no knowledge of at all. Yeah, apart from that.

And I think he did have his own talk show after the daily show, but it got cancelled. I have no idea if he's a comedian or what? I think he was a comedian. Professional host. Some people will just host that thing. I don't understand that you get into that. Some people just like, just host shows and they do nothing else. I think it is comedians usually do that

but once they find a cushy number they're just like fuck it I'm just doing this like Steve Harvey Yeah exactly He's a comedian but now he's A lot of them just like comedy is very Like stand up is like Okay fuck I'll do that

And it's almost like you know like actors are like Oh do this porn Like I'll do this softcore porn I'm gonna be ashamed of it That's how like people feel Like Steve Harvey feels about his stand up It's like oh I had to wear that slutty suit That yellow suit

I feel, oh, I'm so ashamed of myself. Yeah. So John Stewart takes over, and he starts off doing his style on the show. Yeah. And what helps him a lot is his, what would you call him? Like, the cast or like the contributors, whatever you call them. Oh, what do they call on? There is a word for them.

Correspondence. Correspondence, that's it. He had two good ones, Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert. Yes. Two very funny people. I actually forget how funny Colbert was until relatively recently how funny he was. how funny he was. Everyone talks about

Strangers with Candy and then the Colbert Report which again because we weren't in America and like I was too young and you were definitely too young I did watch a little bit of Colbert Report

they used to have it on I think Comedy Central See we didn't I didn't have Sky growing up so I was like and we like we didn't have internet for ages I swear to God this is true

we didn't get a landline in my house until 2002 my father was very like Ted Kazzynski. You just found out at 9-11 then. So I think he just saw the towers. It was like, we better get a phone of Shmogh.

Hey, you never know what to happen. Some travellers are fucking trying to crash into me. Your dad's like, the traveller stole the copper and the towers in the hell. Actually, just remember there, sorry, interrupt. Yeah. They used to show the Colby report on like

Moore 4 at like 11 o'clock at night. Oh. Yeah, used to show on more 4. Oh, okay. One of those channel of 4. What year was that? Oh, like, I don't know, like 2006 or something. Yeah, see, I was not getting pussy, bro? Oh, I wasn't.

They were like calling me up like, Brian, fuck me. I'm like, sorry, I'm watching political satire, babe. You wouldn't understand. Do you know who New Gingrich is? I didn't think so. No cock for you. I'm the cock Nazi. No cock for you.

Yeah, it was 2006, so I just started playing in a band and going out drinking. and doing drugs and having fun. Okay, well, I was busy. Yeah, and look, we both ended up here, so. So anyway, the point is, John Stewart takes over and takes a kind of a, they're saying in this podcast we listen to, you listen to this well, but yeah, and it was very good.

I enjoyed it a lot, very informative. They're saying that at the start, it was very much like, hey, look at this thing, isn't this crazy? George Bush said what? George Bush said nuclear? Yeah, it was like that level. It's like, that's crazy. George Bush is a retard

A little bit less A little more sophisticated than that Although they did sometimes say Retard on national television back then It was no big deal There's no big deal Just like now Just like now

Nobody cares I can say on a fair city for once But anyway They won't let me But anyway It was real But then as it went on It became a little bit more

Like actual commentary Not just jokes But commentary it became, it sort of morphed into people started taking them more seriously and it was like well these guys are actually making very good points and they were doing it at a time

where so the Bush administration it's very Republican and none of the big news organizations will criticize him properly well here's thing it's not even like it wasn't even that hard to make good points it was just kind of like this is stupid

oh this is dumb and this is dumb a lot of people like love anyone kind of a kind of liberal bent would think this stuff but it's just it was so rare to this is a time that like when the Dixie Chicks

came out against the Iraq war they were basically beheaded post 9-11 everyone was super like patriotic support the troops don't question the government we have to do what we have to do

you know a little bit the way it was like that was Israel to start I think now because of social media there's no social media back then so now you just have like these five channels be like, this is 9-11, 9-11, 9-11.

You could control the narrative. But there was no weapons of 9-11, 9-11, 9-11. And because, you know, their show aired on Comedy Central, they could slip stuff in under the radar. Yeah. That's how they got people's attention initially. And then by the time, you know, the bigwigs realized, oh, these cunts are actually pretty influential.

The, you know, fan base had grown exponentially, you know. And they also made a good point of, like, a lot of Republicans also like John Stewart because it's a very he wasn't seeing anything too liberal he's still like you know

support the troops yes you know help 9-11 stuff like pretty apolitical stuff or like if you say we got to help 9-11 responders not going to get someone who's like actually no

because a lot of those people were white yeah because they're covered in dust that black chick isn't white she's covered in does and now she is dust because she's dead because she just is a bunch of

fucking asbestos in her lungs there's not people protesting the funerals of 9-11 responders they were bad probably paedophiles statistically yeah I mean 3,000 people yeah probably

in New York of up oh yeah some people don't talk about that much yeah oh I do every first date I'm on think about no of the amount of the amount of pedos

that were in the towers not a half bad thing is it I'm like no Pito's died at 9-11 yeah because they were anyway this is why I could never host the daily show Brian I'm too real with it cat in the truth

caten the truth he out of here giving us the real yeah so and then this is all during the George Bush era yes yes and then and then he kind of especially second Bush era like they were really praising him being like

He's the most trusted man in America. And they start becoming more like, like fact-checky. So it's not just like, that's crazy. It's more like, actually that's wrong. This, you said this. But last year, you said this. We actually went through the minutes of the Department of Justice

and the House of Congress. And it's like, and I'm just sitting there blazing a doobie. It's like, I thought this was supposed to be funny. Yeah. Went South Park coming on. It's funny. this is like on before South Park and all this like

yeah comedy central really ruled the roost for a while there to the biggest shows ever yeah but anyway so then they're saying the big change was then Obama becomes president

and there's like a shift then yeah because now you're kind of like in the winning position yeah in the way it's when it's the underground punk band signs to a major label they've gone mainstream now

and he literally is hanging out with Obama he's going to Obama in the White House stuff like that yeah so it becomes more basically a show about Fox News then. It becomes like we are just going to talk about how Fox News responds to Obama. Yeah. And that's basically it. All right. So it starts becoming about really the politics and more about the media about it. And the very interesting thing that is that it went to the writer strike as well. I was surprised by how anti-writer John Stewart was. Yeah, yeah. Where he took as a personal insult. That is that writers went on strike. strike. Yeah, yeah. And he said that makes you feel bad.

I feel like the villain. I can't earn money now. How are we going to stop the government if I don't earn loads of money? And it makes it more interesting. Another thing about him and Seth McFarland. No. Yeah, it's interesting. So Set McFarland was talking with this and he was trying to be real civil about it and trying

not to be. So basically, set McFarland was very pro-writer strike. Yeah. And he actually stopped making a family guy. He said, I don't, you can fire me. if you want. Wow, okay. Yeah, I don't care, right?

The man of the people. Yeah. Also, a big fan of John Stewart, because I remember, at least initially, and I don't know what you're going to tell me. I don't know, you're probably going to ruin my life with some facts now. But like, any time they mention John Stewart in Family Guy, because the character of Brian was very liberal, it was all, even any jokes about John Stewart, it was very like, you know, with kids gloves.

They were very complimentary and they obviously had a lot of reverence for them. They were in the same circles. Apparently, during a writer strike, he criticites John Stewart. Because John Stewart was kind of like, he started doing the show again, but that's writers. Same a few of other shows did that as well. We're kind of like, we're here, no writers, but we're just going to like, you know. We won't do any bits or segments, just do interviews and that, right? John Stewart reads the Washington Post.

Silently. I tell you, this Dilbert character is getting pretty wild, huh? I wonder what his creator thinks about black people But anyway So Apparently John Stuart He was like a mild criticism

Like I wouldn't do that And apparently John Stuart called up Like hey you fucker You understand what the fuck I'm doing Okay I got fucking people There's fucking cameramen You get fucking page

You know Right right And also when Like the entire You know Left wing media is like John Stuart Is the funniest

smartest cleverest coolest man That probably inflates her ego. So he's like, I'm fucking changing the discourse of our country. I'm, you know, hearts and minds. Yeah. What are you doing?

Your fucking chicken fight jokes, you stupid giggity, giggity. Grow the fuck up. The rapist says giggity. That's important. That's important, is it? But it's funny because... I wish you were on that playing on 9-11, you God. You hear that story? Yeah, yeah. But it's funny, Seth McFarman's

like, and we had disagreement. But, you know, I love John. I love John. I'm on, you know, disagree with these things. But look, it all got solved in the end. He's trying to be very civil about it. Yeah. But, and then they talk about the march against sanity. They had a big march. I had never heard about this. This sounds ridiculous. So what was

this? A big march just to be like, you know, it's funny like in like I don't know, would it be like 2000 and like 2010 roughly? In like 2010 you'd be like politics is so insane right now. American politics would never be this crazy. We go have a march. Just a march for

sanity. What was even happening? politically around those times. Nothing, that's it. Like Libya? That's 2011. It was just the state, it was really vibes. It was like, there's bad vibes. Wall Street, the economic downturn, but like...

A little bit of like, you know, Occupy Wall Street. Yeah, yeah. That's basically, it was all just like, oh no, just poor people in the news. Oh, shit. Let's have a rally for sanity. And they got like, I think they got like Ozzy Osbourne to play crazy train. but he'd say like peace train or something or sane train

yeah yeah funny stuff and this was all his idea was it yeah it's big this big rat almost like we have our own burning man basically like woodstock or something like it's Woodstock 99 basically I'm the star of the show

no lip biscuit oh so it starts to go off the rails a bit and I think a lot of people like the daily show was a show it was almost like a water cooler thing yeah and then it comes a thing that only politics nerds watch

like the same people that watch like NMS NBC will watch this and it stopped becoming like a cool show and start becoming just like just a regular show a regular news show again too mainstream and it wasn't critical of the government

in power it was critical of the organization who opposed the government in power you know what I mean so it's like it kind of becomes basically like a defanged like a mouthpiece for the Democratic Party

kind of not to be too hyperbolic but a bit propagandist you know. A little bit like that and it's kind of well it's like again a mouthpiece like it's kind of Of course Fox or fucking insane for the right as well Things like you have a lot of material Of like you know because they're saying like Obama wasn't a citizen Yeah yeah

They're saying like he started by Hillary by the way Yeah and they're saying like nobody brings that up They don't just like Hillary Her guys all leaked that stuff for he plays to a Muslim moon god they said that and it's true

all right Brian put down the knife he's not in the room Obama can't hurt you beep beep beep he's in the ceiling but the point is I think

Stuart himself kind of sees like I don't have that sway anymore and then Trump's coming and he's doing all these Trump things you're like

Donald Trump Here's why Trump is bad And nothing's happening Yeah He's not, it's not like I did this bit About Trump Surely, Trump's finished right Like, you know actually

He's more popular He's like, but my powers Yeah My daily show powers So I think he sees the writings in the wall And he's like, I'm gonna get out here Get out while you're still Your, you know

Your legacy is somewhat intact Yeah, so he leaves And he gives a show to Trevor Noah Yeah And by the way, in that thing as well I was laughing. They played that bit of Trevor Noah talking about that protest.

Yeah. That was so funny. It's like Trevor Noah being pro cop And he's like... Because cop, is it like in South Africa? There was a big protest South Africa. It was a big kerfuffle. Yeah.

First time ever, there's a bit of trouble in South Africa, right? Yeah. And the cops got really violent with the protesters. I think they, I think some people got killed or something. Yeah, yeah.

But Trevor Noah was like, what do you expect? This would happen to a protest? Yeah, Trevor Noah was like, And all the people are like, oh my God. No, I can't do the voice. Oh, no, I'm being shot. What?

I shoot at me. I do not like to be shot. That's him. That's Trevor Noah doing that, not me. Yeah, it's very problematic. It's wrong, Brian. It's wrong. He's punching down.

But yeah. But yeah, so he's like, like, he gets, basically, point is he gets Trevor Noah in. Because I think Trevor Noah was one of the correspondence. He was one of the correspondents. He was one correspondent for, actually like less than a year. Yeah. They wanted Michael Chey.

Couldn't get Michael Chey. They got this guy instead. And then the show takes, obviously, okay, the show takes a real downward turn. Yes. Where again, it becomes more just like, we're going to say Twitter things. Yeah.

It just becomes more like, uh, the, da, da, da, da, hashtag Yolo. Yeah, Donald Trump. Oh, that's a red flag. Oh, Mr. Cheeto man himself said something problematic. What do you mean when you say that, Trump? Yeah, but what's more interesting is...

It is hard, isn't they? I know you get there eventually, buddy. Okay, gosh, with Donald Trump, yeah. He's very bad. I don't like him. It's like he's in the room. You don't like it. And you thought I was a fool for wearing black face.

Well, always be prepared. G.I. Joe. Always have black face. Joe But anyways I find it What's more interesting So obviously

Daily Show Goes to shit All right What's more interesting is John Stewart's career Okay So

Before he left John Stewart took I think A few months off To direct a film called Rose Water Oh

And Rose Water I think this is like 2015 Okay And he actually put John Oliver in charge Oh okay

And that's John Oliver It was so successful guest hosting That he got his own HBO show then. And then obviously what's very funny because just to go back real quick

the daily show is so impactful every late night show becomes the daily show. Yeah, they all become political. Mainstream news outlets kind of become like a sanitized version of the daily show. Even like fucking Ben Shapiro. It's all like that. It's all that kind of style.

Tim Dillon even like you know. Yeah, yeah. It's all that kind of basic stuff. You know, funny loudmouth says wacky stuff. Yeah. But with a kind of political bent, that kind of appeals to whatever crowd you're going for it. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, so he did a film called Rosewater.

And it's about this guy who, um, it's based on true story. This guy gets kidnapped and he's like held by like Al-Qaeda for years. Uh, I think like for literally years, okay. Okay. And he's about him being trapped there. He's gotten, like thinking about his life and all that. It's like a real kind of award Oscar bait movie. Oh.

Didn't do very well. I never even heard of this. Yeah. And actually when he, John Oliver, John Stewart returned, okay? Right. He'd make lots of jokes about it during like, oh. almost as bad as Rosewater. Remember that guys?

Of course he don't. Yeah, I like that. Trow and funny jokes, hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when he left, finally, when he left The Daily Show, he did a few things. He signed a big deal with HBO.

Right. A three-year deal. And he was going to do a new animated comedy and a stand-up special. So they paid them big money for this, all right? And they were advertising. I remember this. They were advertising.

And it's funny because they had no clips of any of these things, right? It's just like, have a big, like, coming up. Game of Trowel. season five and untitled

John Stewart program you can't wait can you kids who needs dragons when you got a Jewish guy but so they never happened

it all fell true apparently they spent loads of money he wants to do an animation thing kind of like South Park where he could do an episode in the week oh it turns out

that's actually kind of hard yeah especially if you have no like history of working in animation at all yeah so he was like actually it's just him with like a pack of crayons like oh fuck

oh no oh wow I've got 20 minutes left quick I saw steamboat Willie dude so and then the stander special didn't happen either so he basically got free money for just three years doing nothing but isn't that like a breach of contract

doesn't he he has to give some money back But the money that they spent on all the animators, you can't get that money back. Actually, HBO lost a lot of money on that. The standout special as well, it just didn't happen. How could you, I mean, that's very easy to shit out of stand-up special.

It doesn't even have to be good, you know? I know, yeah. So he just quits that. He should have took some notes from Trevor Noah, you know? Yeah, Trevor Noah is always pumping our specials. Doesn't have to be good, John. Don't it? We'll just quefe it out. These dogs lap it up, and then I'll show you

funny videos of Muslims being shut what's next is okay he does irreversible which is a political satire I talked about ages ago you loved it I remember awful

you loved it with all your heart and so act like you didn't Brian okay you fucking love this yeah no I remember you were like you were like like rage texting it's the worst fucking thing I've ever seen

it's so shit you were like very angry about how bad it was a really bad movie. It's kind of like this dumb satire about like Steve Carell plays a political analyst and he's trying to help this small town guy played by Chris Cooper become like the mayor or something

and then like it becomes a thing where like the Republican Party are like oh no, if this guy, I think it's something where like if this liberal wins this small town it's going to start a chain reaction where the whole American South will turn Democrat. So we got pumping all this money.

Of course, yeah. And it turns out at the end, I'm going to spoil it. Go on. I think at the end, turns out it was all the scam and the whole town were pretending. The election was fake. Oh. And it was just to trick Steve Carell to get money from Democrats or Republicans. Oh. Because money's doing thing that you guys really care about. Oh. Okay. And then it's really dull. And then it ends with

what's the name the title again Irreversible Irresistible Yeah so Steve Correll gets raped in an underpassed by a gay French man Oh Kelly Clarkson

I love lamp I'll take a lamp up yet But it ends It ends okay We're irresistible Yeah But then the era disappears and just resist.

Oh, God. So that didn't do very well, okay? So next, he signs a deal with Apple. Do the problem with John Stewart. Now, you guys don't know anyone over at HBO, do you? Yeah, good, good, don't dare freaks over there. You can trust me now, right? Again, really weird things.

So he wants to do kind of like his own John Oliver thing. Yes. For every episode is a different topic. God, that's kind of heartbreak. And it's like the thing that he influenced, he has to try down, It's funny Just to get clout He's talking to Apple

He's like You know the daily show Like what? It's like Can you do something like John Oliver? He's a jean Do you know him do you

I'm actually friends of him Sure Yeah Do you have his number That's so funny I was actually driving Somebody to a gig About a year or so go

Who was good friends With John Oliver Yeah And like They live together in London And he moved to New York And he was like I don't think it's kind of work out for me

I think I've got to come back home And then like a week later he gets the Daily show and fully enough this lad never heard from John Oliver again

and he's very busy isn't he? There's a free one isn't it? That doesn't matter to name names No I was going to say a name there but he's stupid

But anyway The point is okay He releases the problem With John Stewart Yes And again Very funky kind of thing So he releases an episode

And he's like Next episode will be out a month. Huh. So it's a half hour episode and like it's a monthly

schedule. That's bizarre. Yeah. And it's like never really been done. No. And he does like the problem with John Stewart

it's an episode a month and there's also a podcast a month as well where we go deeper into the issue. And it's like John Stewart this episode is about money. So he does an episode. Then he does a podcast about the episode.

Yeah. Very self-indulgent. Yeah. Like I watched a little bit. Oh, I just watched some. clips. Even as weird, the clips, you know, like, clips on YouTube are kind of popular. Yeah.

To do, like, one clip a month. Yeah. The rest of you got to go on Apple TV to watch. I'm not going to go on Apple TV to watch this shit. And then apparently, he did, and he did a season, and then he did his second season. Apparently, he got a lot of pushback. He won't do episodes about China and Israel and about Apple. And Apple were like, no. Guys, I, the Daily Show. Come on. Come on, those are a three least controversial subject. Yeah, so Apple are like, no.

No. And he was like, well, I quit. Like, yeah, cool. We don't like you. You're weird. I won't do my Apple episode. Stop wearing a leather jacket. You're in your 60s.

He's still vaping inside. Yeah, yeah. I can't vape inside. Just chewing Nicorette gum. Yeah, that's right. That's why it's weird. So he says, agreed to come back to the daily show, all right? And people are acting like

Oh my God, he's back after his long He was on, he was on fucking His show got cancelled in 2013 Yeah The problem with John Stewart He's been around the whole time Yeah He's been popping up on different shows

Yeah, what has he been doing Like you don't really What was the last thing we ever Well, I tell you The last thing that kind of Where we got a little bit of flavour Of that old John Stewart Was when he was on Colbert

Yeah At the peak of COVID When Colbert was just like a mouthpiece for Pfizer and it's just tragic to see how he's gone when you see how good he was but anyway so like back when the lab leak theory was still very controversial to even mention it's weird how that was controversial anyway wouldn't that just be like kind of interesting fact yeah yeah well that would yeah if we lived in a world where you were allowed to present the facts as you found them well steady on james really stop getting old daily show on me you know what i take it back

I think you're wrong. Yeah. Yeah, it was from a chicken or whatever. But yeah, so he was, what was it like? Yeah,

he was just basically like, isn't it weird? So the lab's there making viruses. Yeah. And then the virus comes out. Yeah. And it's not connected.

And Stephen Colbert is basically like, shut the, shut the fuck. I just bought a third house. I need this. Oh, Murray. It's a lab leak, Murray.

Shut up. So, yeah, basically Colbert. Colbert loves to ruin a good bit He loves doing that He's like actually that's not correct Alright stop talking We're gonna sit in silence now

He doesn't like No comedy No charm no charisma Just like kind of dead eyed husk Of a man It's like Trump is bad Pfizer is good Joe Rogan evil

Elon Musk evil It is kind of like Hillary cool I would agree with some of that stuff To be honest with you It's more the presentation What would you agree with I don't even know

I wouldn't dare to say Come on Come on Come on Billy Big Balls Come on I don't want to talk shit Elon Musk

He won't invite me to his parties Oh Do you not get invited No That's the good thing About being so medially ill I'm partying with

Elon Musk every night It's me and Elon And we're making fun of Trevor Noah To his face What's my point It's very disheartening to watch like these shows and every single like you know their monologue jokes to Kimmel's and Colbert

especially it's like Donald Trump said what like there's an act of genocide happening yes that the party that you support is causing funding yeah yeah like yes facilitating old genocide joe right yeah yeah yeah and then you're like the trump indictment is and this time Trump's getting indicted for real I was like it's so real he said the gaff was worth seven million. It's only six and a half at best. He deserves to be up for war crimes in the Hague

because they're not doing anything at the minute. It's a free calendar in the Hague. Nothing going on over there. No need for anything. Yeah. It's very disheartening. It is almost like this kind of parody where it's like surely could mention it

once you can mention what's going over there. Now what do you reckon John Stewart comes back. He takes more creative control. Nothing happens. I guarantee it nothing happens. What happens is...

He won't mention Israel or anything like that? I think he'll take this very long like 20 minute kind of like, like, hey look, da-da-da-da,

both sides, da-da-da-da-da. But you know what, guys? Maybe it's all about peace. And the people like, oh my God, this monologue made me cry.

A piano comes out and he just does the cover of Imagine by John Lennon. Yeah, yeah. And it does nothing. Same with like... Imagine there's no Muslims. Sounds pretty good to me.

Bagels for everyone. And the lochkas are always free. Imagine there's no queer. I don't know. Anyway. But these freaks, okay, they actually think, like, the daily show could stop Trump. Yeah. Like, do we need to see?

save America and they're going to do all these videos these viral brackets quotation marks videos. What's that con called Jordan Klepper? I hate him so fucking much. I only learned about him today. I've watched them for six and a half minutes. I've never hated anything more

in my entire life. I hate him. You know, you look a bit like him actually. I might glass you. Nah, he's just very conty. And that's the thing. They're all like don't punch down. But if you just stick a camera and a mic in some like working class

hick from fucking middle America the Midwest who doesn't you know he's got shit between his ears and then you're like so what do you think

about the DOJ report I think they're writing babies thanks a lot mister yeah you're right a big thing to point now in that episode

with John Stewart is the correspondence used to do a character and used to have like a joke yeah or anything now it was just like

they were the bud of the joke they would be the last you know whereas now it's just like basically you're like Do you go on some hobo?

I'm like, do you know Latin? You don't. Uh, did I do that? Let's see his penis. Take his penis on. Look at that. That's a Trump supporting penis right there.