Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 218 : Leap Year and Dead Babies

Episode Date: March 2, 2024

James misses his chance and Brian hasn't seen Dune 2 yet....

All right. Okay, it's a free one, guys. Sorry, I got distracted there. There's a video of a woman shitting herself here. Yeah? She's a... How is your mother? Oh, and we're back.

Yeah. I'm thinking we're back. I wasn't ready. I'm not ready. Because it's a very serious story here about a woman during a lacrosse game shit herself. A lacrosse game? Yeah, lacrosse.

And there's shit going on her leg. I was going to tell you... The cleaner was probably pretty... lacrosse. Oh my god. Look at that. Oh my God. I'm on fire, baby. I might just leave the room. I think James is on one right now. Magic is happening

right now. I can't, I'm not I should have got that red bull. I got it. Stars are aligning, man. I was going to tell you about this woman shitting herself. Yeah, tell you. Well, I taught you to come out of it from an angle of like love and their standing and be like, that poor woman, but.

Well, let's hear. What was the circumstances? There's no, No, what, it was it the patriarchy? Did they do it again? Oh, yeah. There's nothing to say she's shit herself. Oh, she's playing? I'll keep you update. No, she's a ref.

Ah. Imagine the... Okay. Sounds like she needs a red card, huh? Don't con. Okay, we've lost it. Hey, you know, when you fly this close to the sun. It was formal lasted, guys.

But here, we've got a lot of stuff to talk. about. And we're recording, aren't we? We are, yeah. So, I'm just checking the levels, but they're fine. When you check the levels, I always panic. You do. You do it, kind of do a little subtle, like, check. I'm like, what's happening? What? What, no.

I shit myself. The allegations, come on. Oh, no. So, we have lots of stuff talking about. We talk about leap year. Let's start off with leap year. Let's do it. Then we can talk about other stuff as well, but, uh, let me can talk about Joe Biden and all that fun stuff, yeah. But, uh, yeah, I was showing you a bit of leap year downstairs.

Yeah. Uh, so leap year is, uh, so leap year is, apparently it's a tradition that women can propose to their husbands or the woman can propose to the man on... Yeah, you can propose to your husband

that looks silly, wouldn't it? If it's a leap year so that means... So this year was a leap year because yesterday was the 29th of February. Yeah. So we missed it. I know, that's why I was taking... I could have been married by now. That's why I watched it last night. I should have went to Tesco and Fingless like, any beautiful

ladies wish to propose? to me. Where's my Amy Adams? It's not good. It's a bad movie. I got mixed up with P.S. I love you. Yes, that's what I thought too. So I know P.S. I love you, they filmed in Wielands. Really? Yeah, they filmed a bit in Wielands. Good for them. I can't get booked to Wielands.

That must be nice. Have you asked? Of course I have. I was like, Hey, Cudds, where's my fucking gig? Chuck my picker. Woo! And apparently, people don't get back. I thought about who you know

Isn't you that? Anyway, so it's about Amy Adams. And she is like a furniture woman. So she puts furniture in people's rooms. An interior decorator?

That's it, yeah, interior decorator. That's it. You know more to me about this stuff. That was a gay test. Oh, no. Do you mean an interior decorator, darling? Oh, my words, yes.

Amy Adams. She did a wonderful job. Truman Capote? It's better than Bowen-Yangs. Well, that ain't hard. Come on. Yeah, Bowen-Yang is Truman Capote. Wow.

Never thought I could hate him anymore, but there you go. He's a good guy, apparently. I like him, yeah, he's grand. That's the funny. People make this kind of enemy of like, it's all Bowen-Yangs, Fogg. That's why I didn't get that job. That's why I don't get booked in Wieland.

I don't get booked there because of Bowen-Yat. He's pulling the strings. He's threatened by my... Capote because he knows if Lorne hears me do Truman Capote Bowen Yang's ass is grass I'm not even joking

they've got a new Troman Troman Troman the Troman show The Trouman show Why all these people You seem very fake

What's with all these cameras I don't understand So Truman Capote They've got a new show about him coming out That's a Nesdel sketch The Truman Capote show but it's just him like and they're filming

you know yeah that's why you wouldn't be good in the room man like Lord I got an idea it's like ah ah who cares

fuck it oh it's me as a fat gay oh laugh at that I think yeah I'd very much be the Joe Piscopo

you know high hopes but it just never really came to anything but what we're saying the new Truman Capone

yeah and they've got Tom Hollander playing him. Okay. He's not good. I honestly think you'd be better. Okay. And I'm not even joking.

Okay. And, you know, I say a lot of things, yeah. You know, I say you're dog shit. Yeah. Yeah. You're the shit of my boot. Yeah. Yuck, you'll either be the blood on my knife or the shit on my dick.

Yeah. And you're like kind of taking it back by that, but... Oh, my world. Oh, you're quite savage, aren't you, Mr. Routool? Oh, my. Well, I have, I have to say I'm somewhat intrigued. Mm. Ooh, it's tension.

But back to Leapier. Yes. So she is... No, you were complimenting me. Let's do that. No, enough of that. Oh, I blew it. I changed my mind.

Actually, Phil Seymour Hoffman was better than I think about it. Oh, I'm sick of hearing that. Everyone always says, you know what, Cairn, Philip Seymour Hoffman was a better actor to you. Yeah, well, look what happened to him. Fucking junkie scum. Got what was coming to him? Melly, cunt.

No, he was a wonderful talent and a tragic loss. Yes. That was the most difficult death I experienced that year. It was also the year my dad died, but now it was the year after. Don't worry, Mom.

Mom, why are you listening to my podcast, you dumb bitch? So, that your mother's like, well, it's the wrong year, James. You idiot. That's not the good Truman Capone? I taught you better than that. It was Toby Jones.

God, we really, people have an idea of us, you know, like, oh, it's probably, you're probably talking about who's our favorite Truman Capone? Yeah, Brian and James are toxic masculine. He's like, oh, Brian, here, listen to my Truman Capone voice. I've worked on it for

so long, darling, and I do hope you find it quite enjoyable. Anyway, leap year. Back to the, Let's bro down with some leap year. So she's with Adam Scott. Right. She's dating Adam Scott for four years.

Right. And she wants to get married. Hitched. Hitched. Her ovaries are on fire. She needs to pop out her sprog. She wants some of that Adam Scott jizz inside her. And by the way, Adam Scott, he's older than I'd realize.

He's been around for a long. He was in the aviator for fuck's sake. Really? Yeah, yeah. He's been around for a long, long time. he's much older than Biden He's no geys older than Biden He looks great

Yeah for now Adam Scott is wonderful He is handsome and clean And very well put together Very talented, very funny You know what I want team Adam Scott And is this fucking scumbagg Irish man Alright

Yeah So she's like Caitlin Olsen's in it as well From Always Sunny She's like Oh I saw your fianc Oh sorry I saw your boyfriend

buying an engagement Oh, you're a future fiancée. She's like, oh, I can't wait to get married. Yes. And then they have dinner. And Adam Scott's like, oh, I got to go off. I'm a cardiologist. I got to do more heart transplants in Dublin.

There's a lot more fatties in Dublin than you realize. Heart disease is on the up and up over there. And I'm cashing in, baby. There's these weird fucking hearts in Dublin. They're all just eating sausages all day long. You can't have sausages three times a day, Jimmy O'Toole. I told you the... I say, you have to know you.

I just hadn't him to kill me quicker to get away from that wee queer son of mine doing his Truman Capote impressions. Oh, dad. Oh, father, must you indulging all that greasy food, oh, my word. Think of your skin, darling, please. I like my man all greased up, but I think you're taking it... Anyway. All right, that's it.

No more true in Capote. No, no. I've reached the quota. Don't limit yourself. So, Adam Scott, he's got to go to Dublin. He's like, I got to go to Dublin. We've got something special for you.

He's like, oh, what is it? He takes that little box. Like, oh. Yeah. Earrings. What the fuck. I know. You fucking coaches.

You fucking trying to mug me off, you fucking twas. She doesn't say that. She does not know. Instead, she's like, oh, oh, nice. He's like, yes, yes. It's been good dating you for four years. I hope I can date you for way longer.

Just dating, that's it. Yeah, we can have sex out of wedlock like ethons, like the Zionist Ethan's scum we are, I assume. Sorry. You always got to bring you back to Israel, James. Ah, hey, do I? Or do, you know, anyway. You're right.

Go back to two in Capote. It's not because I'm an anti-Semite. It's just because I'm a very hacking comedian who can't think of anything. So I go, Ah, ha, ha, Israel. Anyway. So she's, like, all devastated.

Yeah. But then she goes to the pub or the bar, as they call over there, to get some drinks. Yeah, she goes to the cheesecake factory. No, just a dingy old bar. Oh, a dive bar. Dive bar.

Yeah, it was some old fat guy being like, eh, well, you remember. marry me, will you? Hey, baby, you want to suck on my pecker? Jesus, Truman Capote's let himself go. Stop it. Stop it. You're coming forward to Rettes. Yeah.

Israel Truman Capote. Truman Capote. So, then she meets her dad, played by the wonderful John Litkow. Underused in this. Underused complete. He rocks up for about two seconds. Like, how you doing? I'm your dad. She is, I remember I married, you and your mother before she died of cancer off screen.

She proposed to me in Ireland, because in Ireland, on the year, you can, uh, fucking, what's the, uh... The woman can propose to the lad. Anyway, goodbye, and he just runs away then, because they only had him for like 20 minutes. Uh-huh. And then she's had to go back at Phil Dexter. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It shouldn't kill her. Shut, you cunt. He's so good in that. He's killing children, and he really shows how to kill us. up. No, please, I'm interested.

No, no, I might sound weird, but he shows you the best with a hunt of family down and kill the children. Really? Yeah. I watch it every year. That's my leap year tradition. On leap year, you can murder a child and it's totally legal. Yeah. What was that? What was that?

I think he was your phone? Was it your phone or my phone? Maybe it was my phone. Yeah, I think it is. Are we being hacked? Oh, no. I said Israel won too many times, not the Mossad or hacking me. Anyway, whatever. What I was going to say? So then she goes

to, she tries to go to Ireland, but already wackiness happens. Okay. She gets a plane and there's turban, so she ends up in Wales. Oh. He's like, I got to get to Ireland. So she charters a little boat. From Wales to Ireland. Yeah, yeah. Why not

you just get another plane? Don't ruin the magic, oh, I'm sorry, sorry. Why didn't she just ask at him, Scott, he's going to marry me? Yeah, ruin it, okay, yeah These people work very hard in these scripts They just wander in

You're right, I'm sorry Being the old Monday morning quarterback Oh yeah, yeah So she got She has to get a little boat Like, are we going to cork And I'm like, yeah, pal, we are And then up in fucking Dingle

That's in Kerry Yeah, yeah And Dingle, okay, is portrayed It's kind of like Almost like Chernobyl-style wasteland Yeah, just barren, shit hole Yeah, desolate, you know There's one phone box

And that's also the direct provision centre And they're burnt on fire But because it's raining all the time They can't get a good burn going You know So she goes there And she goes to this little pub It's like in this town of Dingles

It's like a pub and then a house And that's it And then one cow All right yeah The local prostitute All right Same thing And then they go in

They're like What are you doing here Where are you from South Africa Or Nigeria And they're like No I'm from Boston America Yank

What are you doing here I want to get a train To Dublin 1786 That was the last time The train round here And a bus 1764

That's the last time A train was seen or heard around these parts, Ireland. Oh, you're better off just staying here. I suck at my cock. The end. Question mark. Adam's got to the window, be like,

babe! The earrings were expensive, babe. So, there's one, they're all old fellas and they're all proper like, just old decrepit swamp creatures, like Derby O'Gale and the land of the freaks. Yeah, they've all got three eyes

and web toes. And like, but this Matt You Good is there. Everyone's favorite actor, Matt You Good. I've never heard of him. This was big break. This was. Yeah. Okay.

He hasn't been seen him much since. No, probably not. He was Osmandius. I was telling you downstairs in Watchmen. You did tell me that. I ignored it then. I chose to ignore it then. You always ignore me when talking about Osmandias.

Which one was Osmandius? He was the one who wasn't blue. He didn't have his cock out. He was like the villain of the piece. Okay. You're the one who didn't shoot a pregnant woman. Yeah. Yeah.

God, that was a grace. was great with me. That was awesome. Yeah. I was going to say. So, I better drink more coffee, actually. Yeah, you do that. So he's handsome. He's like, Ah, Dublin, Dublin's a vile hellhole of chancers and paedophiles. I don't know what's worse.

Viles. God, I hate them chancers. Unless you know where you are with a paedophile. You know what they want. You know, they're very resourceful, but chancers! Oh, you couldn't trust. See, I couldn't understand the chancer I couldn't relate to a chancer Now you're a fellas

You know So he's like I'll drive you there I'll drive you that hell hole known as County Dublin But for 500 euros Yeah She's like oh wow okay

Or two hand jobs Your pick loaf It doesn't I don't have to complete Just let me take pictures for the lads And then those of comedy And we were talking about this

I showed you a clip downstairs All the missed opportunities No funny stuff Not even like She barely even falls over in it Like there's no banana peels To slip on or anything You don't see her panties

She falls over You see her panties And her bra falls off And it goes in an old fella's head And he chokes on it And no but like So she goes upstairs We're saying

She goes upstairs The whole joke is she knocks up over stuff upstairs so she knocks over the bookcase. Yes. Now it wouldn't it be funny if he goes up with her and she's knocking over things

and the old fellas downstairs think they're riding. He's like, Jayze, he was at that quick enough and he'll hear like, bonk, pink, bonks. Jesus, he's giving her a good riding. He!

Up the bloody hole and all I'd say she's a dort board loaves her up the Gary Glitter Wapway. That's how they started in Dingle Carrick. That's the Dingle accent right there.

Ding, Kerry, Kerry, hi, Kenny, how are you going on? Kerry is like indecipherable jivorish. Now, I have family from Kerry. That sickens me, to be honest, to think of that, you know? It's like finding out your grandfather was a Nazi. But with less dignity to it, you know? There's all nice costumes and Kerry, you know, in the uniforms. But, okay, yeah, so there's no even...

It's just like she knocks over stuff, she's like, oh, and that's the end of that. Oh, you knocked over some stuff. well that's okay we can pick it up yeah and then she goes to plug in her blackberry oh yeah and by plugging it in she short circuits the whole town and it's a total blackout all of ireland all of ireland shuts down all you all the children's hospitals oh they all the children are dying and all they're like oh oh in crumlin all the babies are deads like ah some stupid bitch wanted to go on my space on her phone he's dead but I love

we always make concessions for Americans I'm sure it's very important email which I have to read I want to make a fuss

I don't even bury a dead baby you're honest I'm but put it in the compost baby you know with all the

orange peels and dog shit I'm that really got me there no way I don't know I really paid

the picture in here and it's I'm just at their house. I'm like, oh, where to put this? Like, I'm cutting carrots. A tangerine. Like, oh. I'm walking eating an apple.

Where to put that? I'm like, ugh. Orange peels. That's what happens when you repeal the eggs. Repeal the orange. Come on. What more do you want, folks? Please.

I'm dying out here. Give me a gig. Give me something. Repeal the orange. Oh, fuck off. You got loads of gigs. Yeah. Not enough.

Never enough for me. I'm a greedy little gig pig. Yummy, yum. I want them all. I'm dizzy now from dead babies. Oh, yeah. So then, like, they're driving along. Yeah.

And she's like, oh, hell. Oh, I can't wait. I'm going to go to Dublin and propose to my husband. He's like, geez, that's awful silly, isn't it? She's like, I want to get out with a car. I don't like it here. There's nothing around There's nothing around here

Also Matthew Good It should be said he's a Brit Doing a bad Irish accent He is yeah He's like Oh Talleyho I'm from Dingle What what

Oh bloody home from Dingle Oyes Oh my bloody love being Irish Give me a pint of Guinness Or throw some sausages on the Barbie You were going Australian there Yeah no that's That's not correct

Enough of that You made an error, James I know what I don't like I actually like the movie now Okay I think Matthew Good is good Actually ironically yeah Yeah and he's not Australian

No And I'll prove it to you But that was me Because he's a bad actor So that's him doing an Irish accent That's what I was doing there Oh Oh yes that was the comedic premise

Oh no This is why I'm not good There's improv shows you do What We're not in a butcher shop you idiot. We're in a small theatre in South Dublin. What are you talking about? This isn't Victorian London, you buffoon. What an idiot? He's not even wearing a hat. He just tipped his hat. He's not wearing one. He's clearly a mongoloid. I refuse to be a scene partner with this,

you know, itinerant. Okay, I can't ruin the flow there. That's okay. No, it's not. I have one job. Yeah. My job is to facilitate. I did not do it To berate me She gets out of the car Right She's like I don't want to be with you If you don't understand true love

I don't want to sit in the car with you Yeah So she wanders around And again It's just like But he's driving her to Dublin Yeah What's her plan now

She's like She's a strong woman She gave him the 500 quaint up top No no Ah She's a strong woman She's going to walk there Right

And this car comes up And his lad's like How you doing you Where are you from America I'm going Dublin Oh, Dublin, where the streets are so pretty And the girls are so big

Oh, something like that Oh, oh, you're going, you're going Dublin Oh, that's great, I'll go with you if you don't mind, sir Yeah, you get in the back of the van with all the lads Oh, and is this a trustworthy character, Brian? He's called, he's called Anto Anto, yeah, yeah, it's Anto and, they're all called Anto There's five lads called Anto driving a van, okay?

He's like, yeah, I'll help you out there, lo, give me the briefcase, yeah, yonk. And he just did just drive off, but, yeah, you wanker, whey. What's it our briefcase or? All her stuff. Oh, oh, a suitcase. Oh, yeah, what's I said? Not a briefcase. No, the important documents.

Oh, sorry, yeah. It's Pulp Fiction, yeah. It's Pulp Fiction to open up the big suitcase. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah. We, we get. Trude us to get her right. Yeah, we will.

You, I just berate you and then get things wrong. I mean, she's not Australian, James. You fucking idiot. James, I hate to break it to you, but you're not actually Truman Capone. You fucking retard. That was all I had. So, then Matthew Good drives past, like, ah, geez, looks like you're in trouble now. Yeah.

Jus, the lads took you for a fool. Okay, I'll get back in the car. and then they're driving along there's little sheep She's like Make the sheep move And he's like Ah no you don't wait for

You don't wait for the sheep The sheep wait for you Well And then like Just wait for the sheep to leave Right She's like Get out here you sheep

I'll call my lawyer There's all that kind of funny stuff Yeah And then she gets It's like Don't you'll stip in the mud I won't slip in the Who

And she falls down And the sheep all raper No No but there's almost a rape Later on actually Oh Yeah, finally, James finally woke up. Hey, all right.

Ditch the Trubin Caponi, the real boys are in town. So let me take my coat off, so they talk about the rape. Now, real quick, let me just, do you know who wrote or directed this? Routed it and directed it? No, I'll look it up right now. Okay, sorry.

It'd be funny if it was like a Scorsesee pick or something. Spike Lee joint. Yeah, I'll look up there. So, anyway, basically, they finally get to this little, the car breaks down, and they go this little pub. okay he's like jays i need a pint after all that jes all the sheep what uh may the road meet you and a pint hit your lips what he talks like that

oh god yeah sudden she's like oh you're always drinking your points i'm going to go uh check i forget what happens uh oh anyway so basically he goes outside and all the lads all the antos show up well i mrs yeah how you getting on you better give back my briefcase or suitcase whatever it's called. And you're like, yeah, what are you going to do?

I'm going to call the American ambassador. Oh, really? Well, lock the doors. And they lock the door and you all kind of go around like, yeah, we're on the door.

Yeah, we call this one the anthouse approes. We don't pull a train on you in Ireland. We'll pull a Lewis on your way, on the lunch. Yeah, fuck, I hold you down listening to Colin and Jim Jim. but then

Matchy Good's like All right stop that Okay Yeah And they leave That's how you stop Every gang rape in Ireland I hear lads

Now cut that out Yeah Yeah I hear a fucking leave it out Your goodness is ready lads Yeah Actually not to get Just to get away

From it from in actually I just remember something funny Not funny actually I suppose it's harrowing in a way I'll be the judge I was walking to work Yes And normally I kind of forget Dublin

Because, you know, I'm listening to my music I'm listening to, you know, Donna Summers I'm skipping around Dublin Like, yeah, and a little boy in the big city Yeah, off, every day's an adventure I kind of forget that Dublin's for the scumbags And the chancers and the other guy, yeah, yeah, Chancers and Pidos and, yeah, all sorts

And me, so I was walking back then these lads I say lads are probably like kids busy You're like, you know, 14 or so And they're all wearing like the Dublin uniform Yeah, we're like, they're all ballet Got the bally's on, boys, the bally's, wah. And they're all like, get him, we gotta fucking get him.

I'm gonna kick his fucking head in, little fellow queer. And I know this, you just dropped your pants and bent over. Well, you know. It's the scouts all over again. What do I expect? It's my own fault. And then they ran past me. And I was like, oh, okay, yeah.

Oh, we're going to kick in the little queer's head. Yes, yes, dude, yeah. He went that way. It was him. Let's get him, fellas. Well, fucking hell, we were out flyering there on Sunday, man. Like last Sunday? Yeah.

It was fucking like... Oh, yeah, the guy, what happened again? You know, because we meet so many scumbags kind of get them all mixed up in my head. No, you just went off for your coffee and left me and Gary there to fend off the vermin. I was like, don't talk to me until I had my coffee. So I went off

But then wasn't there like a little fella Having a fight with a child or something Yeah well like there's all those kind of Again like like teenagers Like young teenagers But they like be dealing And but they were drinking as well And one of them was getting really aggressive

And there was this He might have been Just an old alcoholic Possibly homeless But the young teenagers Like what the fuck did you say to me I'll fucking kill you And he started punching

but the thing is the old the old piss head was tiny so he was only about the same size as this Rubin-esque he was a little fat boy but he was scary though and then his mate got a bottle and broke the bottle and was gonna glass him

and it was you know it was wild wearing the quorum were like comedy guys comedy free shots free shots comedy folks a night of laughter for you and your friend

oh god so much blood yeah what was going on there man it got it was what do those guys it's always just hanging around yeah it's always like big big bunches of them yeah well they'd be dealing I'm pretty sure but yeah but how are they like

there's like fucking 19 of them yeah and they sell it's not even real coke no it's usually like crushed up Rennies yeah yeah literally they're dropping the Rennies it's not I'm trying to get Rennies off them and I'm like they're giving me coke oh my tummy still hurts but I feel incredible

Oh, yes. But yeah, it's Lord of the Flies down there, man. And sometimes it's kind of sad. Sometimes, like, it's like, all these lads is like, and then like, there's like one guy who's like in his 60s who's obviously been living hard in the street. Yeah. He's like, how are you getting on that?

So like, get away from me, you know, you loser, yeah. I'll batter you again. It's like, like a 12-year-old is battering an old fellow's like, oh, God. Look, here's your money, here's your protection money. Yeah. Just don't hit me this week. It's old clockwork orange. Just this old piss-ins

they're drinking and then four scumbies come up and like, oh, what's so stinking about it then? You smelly old drunky-wonky. Oh, it's tarpa place when the old can be attacked by the young wall.

When I try and tell them this, it's like, oh, this is rather like clockwork orange. Are you familiar with Kubrick? Of course, an adaptation of Anthony Burgess, I'm sure you know. And they don't like it.

But anyway, back to Leap Year. There's no much else to say about Leapier. So he stops the potential Anto Rape. And then they get to Dublin. And then when they didn't Dublin, on the way Dublin's well, they have to stop in a house

because again there's some contrived reason. And the lad, the old fellow in the house, like, ah yeah, you can stay in me house you can. But only if you are a couple, you are a couple, right? Yes, yes, we are. Yeah, good, good

Yeah, sit down there Yeah, and you got to kiss each other Yeah, kiss And his wife's there as well And the wife's just keeping her head down Yeah, yeah, kiss Just trying to cover the black eye, you know And he's just like,

They give a little, you know, Matthew Goode, name he Adam's a little peck He's like, he's like, No, no, in the Irish household The couple, the young couple Have to shift each other Well, the older fella watches Yeah, for 40 minutes

And you have to drop the hand as well, feed the pony that's what we call it what you're not getting your spuds until she comes and there's kids there as well yeah well used to it yeah yeah i'm just glad it's not me that's getting fucked tonight and that was the 12 year old uh yeah so then they shift do they and is that the first time where they're like my god i never realized sparked yeah oh he's so rugged and handsome and Matthew Good. By the way, I taught Gerard Butler is in this film.

I got confused. That's P.S. I love you. The whole time I was like, yeah, Matthew Good's all right. But where's Jared Butler? Where is he? And then the credits of rolling, I was like, no. Look, you're post credit sequence. It's Gerard Butler and Samuel L. Jackson. I'm tired of these motherfucking

Irish people. Calling me the N-Ware. Well, he would be, Brian. He would be annoyed by that, I think. I feel that that is organic to the story and the character. I feel that works. I'd be like, does that fit in the Marvel universe? Does that track?

Yeah, it's the NCU. Anyway, anyway. Anything else about leapier or? Not really, though. Just like so. They fall in love and Adam Scott shows up. Hey, babe, I'm going to marry you now. And she's like, no, I'm going to.

It's literally she'd known this smelly Irish man for 24 hours. Yeah, yeah. Like, no, I'm going to marry him. And where did she fight him just in some, like, shithole pub in the back arts of nowhere? The first man she met with a working cock in Ireland. And she's like, yes, the Irish charm has worked on me. Oh, yeah. And then they go to the cliffs some more

And then she proposes to him Or some shit like that And they're driving along being like Ah, now you have to drink a point of Guinness She's like oh good Yeah I'm in love At the end

And do we see them get married? No Oh Okay Some of stuff happened But I got bored of the film Yeah I didn't enjoy it

Wasn't it We watch Mia Culper For the Patreon Yeah That loads of black ass Black ass That was like the blackest movie That I've seen a long time

The most black ass Oh, I could show you But this is a very white movie There's no black ass and leap year Why did you decide to watch it? Because it was leap year yesterday Oh you're right No it's like I'm going to be silly and watch leap year

I'm going to be whimsical and fun Now why didn't you invite your girlfriend over to watch I don't want her getting ideas Yeah, I make her watch Munich I'm like you watch Munich Make or watch Mia Culpah. See that? Don't be expecting any of that.

Just to go back to the Patreon for a minute. I want to look up that black guy, by the way. I forget his actor, the actor, but the main guy in Mia Culpa, he's huge, shredded. I want to look up if he was an NFL player. My word, he has a fan specimen, wouldn't you say? By the way, Leapier was directed by a guy

called Ann Ann and Tucker. Anand Look at him An A-N-A-N-D Who was it written by? Oh man He was born in Bangkok Wow

Yeah Wow interesting It was written by Oh this is not interesting Harry elf font Uh huh Wait I've heard that name Have you

Harry elephant No elf font Oh Yeah don't get excited You got excited they're like What else is he done? Oh god I tell you know

up, fuck, quick. Oh, man, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Deborah Kaplan, the wife of Brecklen Meyer, wrote it. Wow. Yeah. Breckenmeier. Yeah, Breckenmeier. Mr. Robot chicken himself.

Yes. Mr. Road Trip, motherfucking Franklin and Bash. I thought, show him so God that respect. Give Breckenmire his flowers right now, all. I'm looking up to cast this. Like, this is boring. Why is James asking me? And now, you see,

I'm gold in the shit That's it Well that's what I do I'm always fishing Fishing for gold Can I change the topic real quick Please do Listen

Talking to you're the hairy lemon In Dublin The pub Yeah you know what I got the name from No Apparently there was a guy With really bad John this Right

In Dublin back in the day Like in the 70s And he was hairy He was hairy And people would kind of Throw things at him All right When he's younger

Like you're fucking freak Kill yourself Kill yourself Because you'll get the Irish charm You know But then what he did is he got a job As the dog catcher So he go around

Yeah The hairy dog catcher So he go around with a loads of cages Right You're like yeah Where's your dogs Yeah I gave me a dog

Come on Come on Yeah But then what happened is He'd be going around With the cage He'd be like Where's that fucking poodle

But then The mothers Would go like To their children Be like Oh if you're a bad little child The hairy lemon Would take you away

And put you in the cages Yeah And what The hairy lemon he started the cages he'd keep it on a trolley and have a blanket over it right so he'd hear like

from the cages from dogs but what the mothers say that's children oh wow that's some great psychological abuse right there isn't it little childers in the jaundice man's cages yeah again we're a nation of storytellers well did your parents

ever say anything like that like the man if you're bold a black man will come and take you away no that's what my dad used to say really yeah yeah yeah they all make sense now yeah well I guess uh my sister really like the idea of that I don't know but uh hey nothing but love and respect here I'm just that is actually that's true yeah oh my god yeah have you uh have you done on stage no do that on stage really yeah I don't think so yeah that'd be fun I don't get me booked in wheelings yeah here we go boys and you'll be really good if we get like um so a black guy to take you away at the end of the show

That'd be good He comes in with like With like the hairy lemon He comes in a little cage Like get in the cage Thank you and good night Yeah But by the way as well

Just to finish up on the hairy lemon The hairy lemon was into it He liked being the guy Who's like The children feared So the parents be like Oh you're gonna put my little girl In the cage aren't he?

Like yeah I put the little girl in the cage Yeah Oh put her in right now But I'm busy But next time I'll put her in the cage and the mother would give to a hair him a piece of silver

for playing along. When was this? When did this happen? I like the 70s, I think. Wow. That'd be funny now. God, the hairy lemon, he's really good at playing along.

He took wee Susie, put her in the cage, haven't seen her in three weeks. Actually, he's earning his silver. I remember, like, when I used to work in the shops or whatever, like I'd be at the till and, like, sometimes, like,

a child would be there with her mother and the child, like, I want the chocolate, blah, blah, blah. and then the mother always go Oh no you have to behave yourself If you don't behave yourself This big man It'll take you away

And they'd point at me And I was like I was very uncomfortable with it Initially But then I really like it It's like yeah that's right bitch I'll fucking kill you You want that fucking Mars bar

You little trap I'll slit your fucking throat You gotta fucking eat a Mars bar With no fucking teeth You get the claws You get the claws from like Nightmare Nils Yeah And because I was in Monaghan

the mother's never corrected me, they're like, yeah, see, I told you. No, it's annoying, though. No one ever says that about me. Really? They're like, the man, I think it's because look at me, I'm like, I probably like it.

It's an uncomfortable thing, though, when a stranger and a child are in front of you, and then the mother goes, that man's going to kidnap you if you don't shut the fuck up. And I'm just there like, oh, petrol or diesel,

madam? Would you like a coffee? you know yeah it was weird it was fun okay we change topic again you think I should do that bit on stage I think there's something there

because there's another bit I tried to do and it also pertains it's also about race is it yes but it's also about my dad remember I told you my dad had a crossbow yeah I remember you telling me this

he owned a crossbow and my friends around and he said he took down the crossbow he had had a few drinks you see and I was hanging out with my buddies We were doing band practice And my dad comes over drug Into the garage

Takes down the cross was I see ya boys That dad'd kill a black man From 500 yards away Except he didn't say it like that He put a little extra Stank on it That I can't quite do

But he was a complicated man Brian No I guess he was rejected He was just racist But it's not that complex Not that complicated really And this is a what Is this a bit now What are you doing?

No just It's a nice What's the true story? It's an anecdote. I could tie it into the black man's going to take you away a bit. To be honest, I think that the top of the crossbow is almost a bit too real. Yeah.

Because it is real. Yeah. Well, I think that black man will take you away. It's kind of a funny little thing. Anyway, you said you were going to change topic. I should have let you do that.

No, no. I think there's something to that, though. Yes. Yeah. There's a truth in there. I want to see you next Tuesday doing this. And don't worry Anyone out there listening

offended Don't worry My dad is dead So justice hath prevailed Yeah A kidnap by a black man Yeah the grim reaper All right

So I was just saying I kind of went down A bit of a rabbit hole there Of Dublin lore No no I kind of moved on from that James Well I thought you were going to Tell me with the crucifixion

Oh it did actually Yeah Yeah Well It's great we're both so bad at this was like you did that wrong and then you know

you did the same to me I think you just made up something like yeah it's great we're both calling you're a fucking idiots aren't we I didn't die I don't like that okay sorry

no I just it's not much funny about this you try to tell you all just a challenge now try to make a joke out of this you're sick edge lord freak yeah that's right baby

I want to yeah you're a real Gomez Puerto Rican I would explain it a lot But Just so I was just saying Like a friend of mine was talking about How his girlfriend

Lived on the same street As a crucifixion Happened on Yeah we're like this guy crucified his sister Jesus There's not much funny to it But like yeah

Where about in Dublin I forget I'm going to look it up now Actually for the crack Wait I think I remember This was like Oh I did it You're like

Oh wait I crucified Oh yes Using my father's crossbow I crucified my sister Because she hooked up with a black man And I did it with my father's crossbow There, it all ties in

Like an episode of Seinfeld Yeah Bumabob bow bow bow bow 73 Okay Kidnap Child was murdered Satanic right In 1977ity

Satanic ritual Yeah Hell yeah dude What part of Dublin Sorry give me a second No hurry up hurry up hurry up Palmerstown oh yeah so a 16 year old did it

wow yeah what age was the sister uh jeez you make me work for my money here seven okay well if you crucify seven year old it's barely even like doesn't count like i think it does no that sounds bad yes it does no i mean when you crucify like an adult yeah you have a lot upper body strength a lot of work involved it's a lot more wood

and all that right seven year old you do that with like a a bit of old limb, you know, a bit leftover lumber, you have it. I'm not saying you should do it. A few lollipop sticks glued together, you know. I'm not saying you should do it, all right? But you could. It'd be very easy and satisfying, I'd imagine.

You know? I wasn't going to talk about this. You were like, talking about the crucifixion. I think it's interesting. I didn't know there was a satanic ritual element to it. I think that's pretty sexy. Let me see who else here. The only satanic murder,

according to David Malone. In Ireland? Yeah. And we could be number two. What do you reckon? Gardy found an altar on which a chalice and communion host beneath the hanging body. Man, for all we know, there's Satanists out there. I mean, we're in Dublin, baby.

This is one sick town where the freaks come out to play at night. I have to forgive. I was actually listening to a different podcast a while ago, and they were reading an article. You betrayed. I know, yeah. I was just so hot. Oh, my God, if James finds out, we're dead. Which is Truman Caponi better than me?

but they're reading article and they're really bad of reading it I was like fuck it's read you article why is that I'm just trying to read it now

I'm like what murder see terrible yeah all right let's move on yes

yes you're just reading now sorry yeah that's not good for a podcasting okay well look

I'll tell you about something that'll get your blood piling by biling yeah your blood buying

yes Wendy's have brought in dynamic pricing. Dynamic pricing. Wendy's is the fast food restaurant. Yeah, with that hot girl, the hot piece of ass is a little. Yeah, that beddy

boop bitch. Yeah. Boop boop, that was me jizzing. Oh, was it? That's not how it's supposed to sound. Well, I fart every time by jeez, dude. But yeah, so now, like, if it's busy, they can raise the prices. Really? Yeah, yeah. And if it's not busy, they won't lower the prices. That is... Well, how's that allowed?

No, no rules against it. So, Surely there's a backlash. There is, yeah, but people just want, you know what? It's kind of when people say, like, oh, you can't, what's something people don't want it? Like, people like say, I don't want to eat McDonald's, but then they get hungry. Yeah.

I start eating McDonald's, like, oh, maybe genocide's okay. Yeah. It's like, uh, it's genocide. I'm loving it. I actually walk past McDonald's in town there, and there's a woman outside being like, why do you think it's okay to murder children just for some fries? Yeah.

Well, I've heard that the meat in McDonald's is actually human meat. It's Palestinian children, as I heard, yeah. No, just Palestinian children, all sorts of children from all over the world. Oh, bits and bubs. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, just all the parts of the child. It's the bit that won't go in a hot dog. Yeah, yeah.

It's just like the assholes and earlobes and ankle fat, the cancels, you know. whatever the dark web Satanist petos don't want for their altars but anyway I'm kind of losing the energy here yeah but you know what

it'd be good if you don't say that and you just power through it like you know a semi-professional Brian oh I'm not enjoying this yeah I just kind of give up sometimes like actually no

I don't want to do this but we can talk about other things as well what else you got I kind of blew my wad We thought about Biden was on set Myers. See how embarrassing that was? I mean kind of anything with Biden

is just hard to watch now it's just I don't like yeah he seemed a lot like how do you think they pep him up like what do they give him to pep him up they give him some kind of cocktail of drugs yeah yeah but that like you know Trump's on like those they're all uppers

yeah they're all basically on Adderall the whole time okay but like you take Adderall, let's say, do an essay. He takes Adderall just to talk to set Myers, just to like respond to be like, do you think the show would last 10 years? And he's meant to be like, no, he's like, no,

he's like, no, it didn't. No, let's America. Yeah, yeah. And then everyone asked to laugh. Like, Amy Poehler was sitting beside him. Yeah. And she's really selling it. Whenever he says something like, you know, set Myers has given him easy ball, like, you know. So

I hear a rumor that Taylor Swift will endorse you. for Presti's like where do you get that information and then like Amy Poe was like ha ha and they looked at the camera like ha laugh if we don't laugh

democracy is dead we gotta laugh I'm like yeah at one point Seth Myers like hey so I've heard about this dark Brandon conspiracy but I've heard that you actually like dark Brandon and you play into it

and then Biden goes I have no idea Tremaine and he puts on sunglasses but like he kind of misses his face. He's like struggles to put on sunglasses. It'd be funny if he's poked his eyes out and he's like bleeding out and like

he's like bleeding out and like set has to be like he's doing great guys. Look at him go he's a fill of health. It's prop comedy he's like carrot top. Yeah. He could just die. That's what like there's always a chance during those shows that he's just like so uh here

you you like ice cream Mr President? Mr. President? Ah, he's just having a nap there, guys. Let's go to the... That's why they always give him... Amy, do some improv. Give him ice cream,

keep him close to the freezer in case he dies, you know? Meat spoils slower in the cold. I feel like we are getting a little bit... So Biden's doing very bad in a lot of elections. People are voting... Literally is writing in Gaza instead of Biden, you know? And I've seen, even like John Stewart.

It was a bit weird. Do I have to say it's a bit like an odd timing So John Stewart did a bit about Israel and Gaza And kind of was like You know killing civilians is bad Uh huh You know

Which I think more people are doing that now But like I think The kind of swing now is like Oh it's just Netanyahu He's the only the bad apple Right right right That's the only kind of problem He's a little bit

Much He's a bit much You know Okay And they're kind of doing like that But then the next segment Then John Stewart were talking about

his dog died and he just cried Really? Dipper's dead Where's Dipper? So he's just like You know And obviously

You know Like 100 Palestinians Got shot by You know These starving Palestinians Were murdered Trying to get bread 100 were shot

Very very sad stuff Dipper Oh my little doggy My special little boy Oh no He used to love Playing Frisbee Oh he cried

about his dog. Man, he's been on TV for, like, three weeks. He's already crying. He's already doing the Kimball and just crying. Yeah. I hate people who cry.

Me too. Man, I honestly, I think I need to get help. So, because sometimes, like, when someone cries, I have just, like, get the fuck away from me. I have just, like, real, like,

real anger. Yeah, I just want to, like, fucking hit them. Why are you, I'm not even joking. Like, I just get so, like, I've literally, there's times where, like,

a woman's been crying or something like, even just like, no, I didn't do anything as well. A woman starts crying your reflex A lion bitch You never touched her What the fuck is you shit

No it's just like sometimes It's like you know It's the anniversary of such and such And they start crying I have to like walk out of a room Because I'm like I can feel myself getting red I'm like

What is she fucking doing this Really? Stop fucking crying Yeah That's uh Where's no What are you going to judge me I'm not judging

You doing your voices But like When somebody starts crying, I get awkward. I don't get angry. Oh, I hate it so much. Well, like, real violent anger. I have to walk away, because I'm going to say something. Really?

Yeah. Have you ever, like, with my fist? Yeah, I'm going to let my dukes do the talking. There's a few times now where there's someone with me crying, I'm like, ah, okay, well, I'm going to do this now. Talk to me when you stop. Is this like in work? No, no, more it's like in, like, life and stuff like that.

Your mother. Yeah, yeah. I'll count to 10 I got the results the tumours have come back Where's my spuds? I want my spuds Don't get any tears of my spuds I want my mashed potatoes

And roast potatoes I know that's a lot of carbs You don't punt I don't tear Shut up Bitch You only tears of tears of happiness Because you're proud of how many potatoes I ate Look at my big boy

Getting all nice and strong. It's okay the daddy left. You'll be my daddy now. Oh, can I just real quickly talk about looking up some British 60 shows? Oh, okay. And I stumbled on this because I'm looking up one show called Adam

Adamant. Adamant. Do you hear of that? No, stupid name, though. Well, it's about a guy called Adam Adamant, all right? And as in Adamant, as in I'm adamant about... Yeah, yeah. So he's so adamant. It's in his name. Adamant by name. Adamented by nature. Is it a comedy, I assume?

No, no, it's a drama. Okay. It's about a guy who's like in Sherlock home times, all right? Right. It's like, you know, oh, you dastardly Hedens, he's like a crime fighter. Okay. He's got, you know, solving crimes and all that. Right.

And there's a villain called The Face. The Face. And the face injects him with a serum that freezes him. Uh-huh. And then he buries him. Uh-huh. And then in swinging 60s London. Is Austin Powers?

Did you just rewatch Austin? Austin Powers, Brian. You know, you know what happened, right? Adam Adamant, aired in the 60s. Yeah. It was popular in Canada. Right. And you know who's watching it in Canada?

Oh! Yes. Drew Carey. No. Norm McDonnell. Yeah. No, Mike Myers. So that's the inspiration for a Truman show.

For Austin Powers. Yeah, for Gold Member. Yeah. It's all from that. So that's where it came from. So now, look, you're turning your nose with like Brian's stupid. And he's got problems of women. Look at him now.

You didn't specify it was women crying. Oh, sorry. Well, yeah, I suppose. What about if a man starts crying? You're like, oh, it's okay, man. Hey, give me a hug. Bring it in, brother. Hey, bud, it's about mental health, bud.

It's okay to not be okay, dude. Come on, bring it in. Hey, let's go for a coffee or a beer. Let's just chill out, dude. Do you see a woman cry, did you? Don't right, pal. I know what it's life. What, did you hit her?

that's the natural reaction look I'll be your alibi say you're with me yeah we were watching gold member yeah yeah with the Dutch fucker what's his name yeah they gold member

yeah how about no you crazy Dutch wanker whatever he says yeah it's the lads it's boys club we look after each other

yeah I was actually laughing there I know I don't give her mentioned this on the podcast before but when I work with Go Power they just signed a deal with Patty Jackson Do I tell you this? No! They signed a deal with Paddy Jackson. I think I might do this on stage

After the... No, just before. It was funny, I was talking to one of the guys, like, I was a real shame now, we had the posters ready to go, we had the picture of him and then he raped the girl. He didn't think of the consequences. What am I supposed to do all these posters?

Look at that. Look at that. If you're going to rape someone, you least think of that business. Yeah. How will affect that business? Ah, it was a sad day. Sad day. Now, it would have been great. Anyways, I'm the real victim.

If you could get a hold of one of those posters. Yeah, that'll be so good. Yeah, sell them on eBay. They're definitely a warehouse. You know, it's funny. There's like these Patty Jackson, like, Go Power T-shirts where he's giving all like some African refugees, you know? Just like a village and sub-Saharan Africa are all walking around to Patty Jackson.

top shagger t-shirts yeah that was a bad choice to Patti Jackson what are the chances now I know why he pitched it he's a top shagger where he comes electricity yeah yeah

oh Jesus what time we're out there so five minutes so adamant was one show that lasted two oh yeah what exactly happens in it that didn't let me finish no so he gets woken up

and he has to deal with swinging 60s right and he meets this woman with a miniskirt God heavens, who are you? Yeah. And then they have to solve crimes together. You haul it! You should be hanged in the town square. It's basically it, yeah.

Yeah. Put your tits in the stockage. We'll throw rock cabbage at your pussy. That'd be pretty hot. Yeah. Actually, I wonder if that's some porn hub. Stuck porn. What's it called?

Well, stock porn. You know stock porn. Stock porn. Stuck porn. Stuck porn. You're familiar with stock porn? Can't get blueprints. You got to get blueprints.

That's how you're stuck in something. Yeah, and then somebody comes along and... Fucks you. Well, I mean, like... Yeah, I'm going to look up... Stockade, stock porn. Type it in, brother. Yeah, let me look it up.

Stockade, stuck porn. Oh, my word, Jeremy. Your father seems to have left for a market. Oh, I dare say, mine stepmother. It bears your titty as a stuck in the stockade. And your fanny is on display. Oh, my God. Oh, you rap scallion and hound me at once.

Oh, my God. These women are naked. Yeah. Is this what you like? How you get your kicks, is it? Wait, is it really a thing? Yeah. Stock porn.

Don't act like you're like, what, it's a thing, is it? I genuinely, no, I know stock porn. I didn't know there was a stockade stockport. Yeah, look. Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

Yeah, look at it. That doesn't look potential at all. Oh, God. What website are you on, Brian? Come on. Yeah. Gopower.com. Yeah.

It's on, you know, it's just called stockadegirl.com. Wow. Paddy Jackson's personal blog He's playing for like one of the French He's played in the top 14 Man in France you can do so It's so hard to get me too in France man Literally like every now and again

Like you know what they have like They'll have one woman in France Be like maybe you should not rape the actresses They're like she's banished And then all the other women are like You should be quiet We need to do an exorcism on her She's crazy

So my point is adamant was not successful The balance between comedy and drama wasn't good enough and a new show came on the same time called The Avengers And the Avengers was Steed and Mrs. Peel You know what that? What?

The Avengers is like Steed and Mrs. Peel There are two guys who work They're like spies. Two guys? No, it's a guy and a girl And one of them was Diana Rig. Oh, she wore like the leather Yeah, yeah, she had a British sex symbol

Yeah, right, okay And then that went on for you. years and then they brought back as the new Avengers in like I think the 70s or 80s and Joanna Lumbly was the new piece of ass She was a piece of a... You know what? She'd still get it if you ask me. Oh she's very

very good, yeah. What age does she know? She was in Wolf of Wall Street. Man, Wolf of Wall Street is very hot Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah. Way better than that Margoe woman. Yeah, she'll never make it. Yeah, yeah. That role should have went to Beanie Feldstein I always thought.

Man, we really dodged the blood, but movie was going to be, I think I told you before, an Amy Schumer movie. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, you see her like she was on, I think it was Fallon and apparently she's been diagnosed with another ailment. Yeah,

but her face was really, really like, not just fat, but like very, very puffy. So apparently she's been diagnosed with Cushing's disease. But the only... Pushing disease. Yeah, Cushing for the Pushing disease. But Cushing's disease, it's like

I think it's like a thyroid condition but yeah her face you have what's called moon face so her face was like really moon you'd be better named a moon face well it was probably named back

when you know that this boy has retardation of the cock you know that's how diagnosed stuff you've got fatty pig face you have fatty pig tiny cock syndrome

surely there's a better name it's just a sore throat in a runny nose doc? Yeah, I didn't name it. It's fine. But, yeah, apparently, she only got diagnosed after so many people on Twitter

called her a big fat-faced pig. She's like, maybe I should go to the doctor. I suppose the people on Twitter are trying to help in their own way. She's trying to get sympathy after being so, like, you know, hands around the world for fucking Israel. The tide's turning.

Like that bit of fucking, like, Biden licking an ice cream cone where people are screaming, where are you going to ceasefire and stop killing Banat? Did you and children? Yeah. And this is your Rocky Road.

Man, it's delicious. You got the caramel milk chew in here. Chew, I say caramel chew. Don't. Oh, man, I'm in trouble again. I know it. Yeah. Well, yeah, I won't talk about the Avengers.

No, come on. Did you watch it either? I watched it a little bit. They actually have, you know, they've got my prick hard. Go on. They've got monsters and the Avengers called the Cybernauts. Cybernauts. And their robots are like, we are there cybernots.

So it's just a rip-off. Shut up. How are they? I thought you, I thought you, you're, you like Dr. Hood. I never know how to please you anymore, Brian. I say the wrong thing and you get angry. Yeah, yeah. I start crying and then you beat me with a kettle.

It's a little fantastic game I play here. You see actually a frozen embryos, frozen spunk. Yeah. It's frozen embryos. Uh-huh. Is legally people now. What? In Alabama.

Oh. If you get frozen embryo And you step on it That's technically an abortion Wow That's illegal Huh Why would you

Why would you be stepping On a frozen embryo in Alabama Bored Is that a common problem Yeah No I just mean like If you do like They're just counts as people

So it's like pro life Type shit Yeah yeah yeah Yeah They're rolling back And Trump Trump won the Whatever primaries

He beat Nikki Haley Yeah Yeah Despite her appearance On SNN it did not win people over so yeah it's going to be again like everyone says very boring Trump Biden

I think I'm trying to detach more from reality yeah so I think as the election gets closer I'm going to take more and more mind altering drugs good for you CB yeah apparently you can take 2CB can't you no I can't no but someone told me you can

they said you're being a pussy no but then he actually texts me said disregard what I said tell me what's going on so no I want to No, this is my personal private history. It's medical history. So basically, you want to take 2CB, but you can't.

I never want, I never, this is all you projecting onto me. Okay. You told me you want to take loads of drugs and watch Doctor Who. Yeah, 2CB, it's like a mixture of MDMA and psilocybin. So it's ecstasy and shrooms in one wacky pill. And it's amazing. I used, like I've taken it before back when I was younger. But as I said before on this, when you're on SSRIs, antidepressants, head meds,

because my noggin is all screwed and scrambled, I'm a freakazoid, Brian. Is that what you want to hear? You want to mock me for my mental illness and my tiny cock? Well, have that, sir. Enjoy it. Throw the first stone. Yeah. But if you're on SSRIs, you can't take any, like, ecstasy or shrooms or anything like that

because it possibly could increase. serotonin so much and run the risk of serotonin syndrome too much serotonin in the brain you have a seizure you go under coma and you die but it's very very rare like you know i will probably be fine oh this'll cheer you up now the world's oldest irish one you know the whole time just so you guys know when i was saying all that he didn't look up from his phone once as i was telling him about my you know yeah my struggles yeah yeah maybe i'll start crying that'll cheer him up yeah yeah Man, I'm just saying the world's oldest Irish woman just died there.

Why you're talking? Show us. 108. I still would, pal. I don't know what. This is a weird way of phrase it. I mean, blow the dust of that pussy. Clean out the cobwebs, love.

Here comes the clock. Woo! You love Saddabee. Actually, I can't get it up because of the SSRI. Oh, no. And she's like, come on, take two C.B with me, James. Filed again. It's a weird headline here.

I imagine not being able to sexually. satisfy you 108 year old woman You'd be so I can't imagine She had any idea Where she was Like I mean

She probably had like Severe organ failure All of the nerve endings In her pussy or Dend The headline is Debt of Ireland's oldest woman

At 108 Who never ate Anything out of a tin But did get the vaccine Coincidence Yeah Her whole trick is She said, she only eats fresh ingredients.

Yeah, a lot of good at dinner. She's dead and I'm alive. And I'm driving to KFC after this. Give me the bargain bucket, boys. Man, she was making a loaf of bread every day until last year. Yeah, because she had a wild bad yeast infection. So, you know, she had a lot of, a lot to spare. RIP, RIP to...

Yeah, T's and P's, dude. Bridget Tierney. Tis and peas. Bridget Tierney, this is for you A great woman I bet she's seen a thing or two now Oh, I bet she has Yeah

But I'm done Definitely racist No way she's not racist Oh you know about that Bitch is a hundred nets She's racist Her house is full of reggae stuff You open up her house

She was like fresh bread Just smoke everywhere Like oh what's this This bread smells funny Waguan You want tomm of me Hachicks girl Yeah

Imagine, you know, that's, like, in the future, that's what, like, all the 108-year-olds are going to talk, like, it's giving Alzheimer's? Oh, yes, but the hospice take good care of me. Mad respect, dead ass, good care, yo. Give them they flowers. You dumb bitch, I'll put a pillow over your face, you cut. We're over the hour, anyway. We are, yeah.

It was good. That was good, yeah. Thanks, yeah. I had a great time there. I was laughing a lot at the start. Yeah. Yeah. Then I ruined it by trying to not ruin it, which you don't like.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I have no energy now. I don't want to do this. Well, I've had a hard day, man. Have you? You got out of bed at one, two o'clock? I was like, it's snowy. Make the snow go away.

It is snowing, or it was. I wonder if snow again. Nah, now it's all just brown, dirty shit on the ground. You know when the snow goes all smelly and slimy? That's the only time I was allowed to play with it as a child.

Yeah. I've nothing else to hide. My father didn't want me to taint the pure white snow with my quote, liberal agenda. Yeah. He thought I was a real

fruity nine-year-old, you know? Didn't let me play with the crossbow once. we are well over the hour now have you said anything in the last five minutes or is it just been me maybe I'll go on for a little while shall I okay

I'm done you know what I actually said it someone a while ago I'm going to make a conscious effort to not laugh at things I don't find funny okay anymore right but there's no problem here thanks well yeah seen you do all that there

all that stuff that you did it's like watching a magic trick I don't know I don't know I've had a good time doing it but that's the end of it now

by next week I will I promise you guys have watched Dune 2 so the free one next week will be all Dune I swear to God next week

Dune 2 nothing else Right No voices I'll tell you I'll go with you to Dune 2 yeah

And because I haven't seen Dune, what the fuck's this? This is shit. That doesn't make sense. What's that big smelly worm thing? Why do you all have that weird shit in their nose? She's really not that attractive, is she? You know?

That's Timney Shelton, me. Yeah, I stand by it. All right, that's it. And we'll do some other some fun and stuff as well. Yeah, yeah. Well, a lot of gigs next week. A lot of gigs, yeah. A lot of fun times.

Yeah, that's not a bad thing. All right. We'll see you later. Goodbye.