Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 220 : Irish Wish With Gary Cahill

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

Gary Stinicky comes by and makes an Irish WIsh...

And we're back. And we're back for a free one, guys. We just did a Patreon there, very good. James kept saying I sounded stupid, but it wasn't really helped myself. I kept saying words wrong. I believe the word I used was retarded, Brian. Please don't misquote me.

See, Brian, you are stupid. I keep getting words wrong. But I've got away a backup in my corner this time. Well, I assume he's in my corner. I don't know. He's a free agent. We got Gary Cahill here. Scrag, lads.

Yeah. And we have a lot to talk with this episode. On the free one, it's a bit different, okay? Like, Patreon, we really brode down on that. We talked with the sound of music. I got swept away a bit of magic. So basically, good movies on the Patreon, Pulp Fiction and Sound and Music,

and better movies on the free one, all right? We got an Irish wish and Ricky Stinicki. Yeah. So very, very excited. I haven't seen either of them. Never heard of them. I've heard of Ricky Stenicke. You literally saw,

you could have been in Irish wish You played your character right Gary saw them filming it Oh the Lindsay Lohan one Yeah it's Lindsay Lohan comes to Ireland Yeah remember that It was Temple Bar And they closed it off

To make it look like New York I guess No it's meant to be Temple Bar Oh it's meant to be that It's a tax dodge Like yeah They actually bust in more homeless people To make it look like New York You know

And he did that classic Lindsay Lohan scene where she gets out of a yellow taxi and her jacket gets stuck inside and she does that spin because she had to fill him it six times yeah and you stayed for the whole thing

I said for the whole night maybe her dress will rip off and I'll see her fucking cooch and I can sell it on eBay to the director somebody throws a milkshake on her tits I think this film needs more nudity

fake taxi Lindsay get in it all right love where you go to you I don't want to They're lovely, bloody Somalians all out of the place. Ignore the meter, it's just, it's broken. It's not, this is a real taxi now.

Come on. Jesus, I love getting the parents' track. That was great. When you played the two little girlies were, that was brilliant. Do you have any pictures of you from that age that you could show to me? Do you still have the Santa Claus over from the Mean Girls movie? Oh, yeah. Where you played an African.

God, that was a very second. scene. Well, I still hope with that, okay. It's focused on the now, all right? So, an Irish Wish is the new Netflix movie. It's the number one Netflix movie in the world right now. So, Lindsay is how promoting the Irish culture.

Yes. The look or the Irish, as we say, yeah. The tits of the Irish. She plays Molly Malon. Well, no, actually, there's some interesting Irish stuff in this. Would I despile something, let's say, a certain Mrs.

St. Bridget shows up. Oh. Yeah. What are the little homemade Swatzaga thing? No, what? The St. Bridgett. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, the Nazis stole it off us, all right? And they ruined it. I tell you that now. But, so it is, Lindsay Lohan plays a kind of klutzy, cookie woman, all right?

I just going to call her Lindsay in this. Yeah. And she is the editor of this very handsome Irish man. Patrick Kennedy is his name. And he writes these romance novels that all the women in the world swoon over

chicklet chicklet clit lit lit all right yeah clip be uh yeah so what happens is it's kind of revealed very early on that she basically writes him he kind of writes he's like

yeah what if it was like a thing were like a guy meet that girl and then I don't know they fuck or something like you know how like dumb bitches like it when you give them flowers and shit yeah write something like that and okay and then she does okay

And then they're like, you basically write those, don't you? And she's like, no, he does all the work really. I just help out. Because she's so in love with Patrick Kennedy, this roguish Irish man with a very bad Irish accent. Yeah. And she's best friends with one British woman and then Steph Curry's wife. Oh, yeah.

So she's got kind of cool. I'm kind of jealous. Wish I had cool friends like that. Thanks. But anyway, none of you were married to a basketball player now. No. but I did break into the local basketball court and eat a curry that I found in the bin

that's pretty good, right? Let's go defense! And she's telling her British friend like, oh, I don't actually like him, no, no, no, no. She's lying, all right? And the British friend's like, oh, I think you should get with him because he'll definitely end up marrying someone cut to two years later,

Patrick Kennedy is marrying the British girl Lindsay Lohan's friend and they're having the wedding in Ireland and Lindsay Lohan is dejected, deflated miserable

sad so she's playing herself Yeah yeah and she's got a real kind of like strange energy in this kind of like an AI kind of like

there's something fake about her like she's coming down off pills well she's definitely got like the Botox face going you know she's been through the ringer though. Remember like back when she was like 16

and Howard Stern was like she's a drunk stupid whore I know so many guys who fucked her. Yeah and that was American culture back then. It was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And actually speaking at that real quick, apropos not on now, do you guys notice

so we saw a little child in a wheelchair go past my window? Yes. But it wasn't his wheelchair. No. We don't know it wasn't a wheelchair. He was walking around. Yeah, he's playing in it. He was kind of, he was doing like wheelies and donuts in the wheelchair. But then his, he was kicking his legs quite a lot.

Yeah, but then I didn't tell you guys, while you were smoking, James. Yeah. I saw, an old man, an older man was wheelie the kid away. Oh, wow. Yeah. The old man, like, so it's kind of like a little Britain situation. He doesn't actually need the wheelchair, but the old man is like, come on, Andy, let's go. Oh, we have to do blackface for five years.

but anyway so the kind of I thought this is a standard movie of like she thinks she loves this guy but she meets this other guy and yada yada yada but twist is she's walking around in the Irish field beautiful idyllic Irish field

definitely AI definitely fake you know it looks too pretty you know I heard they shot it in a halting sight and they just CGI'd out all the travelers you know but she meets this woman,

all right, and it's a fairy. And the fairy's like... How do you know it was a fairy? She didn't

look like a fairy. She says. Oh, okay. I'm a fairy. It turns out she's actually St. Bridget. Oh.

Because St. Bridget was a fairy. Okay. Well, shit. Who knows? Okay. But St. Bridget's like, we have a thing here. I can see you've got

a lonesome face, a sad face. Ah, a Janie Mac. But we got the magic wishing chair. In Ireland, we got wishing chairs. Sit on the

chair and make a wish and she sits on a chair and is like I wish I was with Paul Kennedy look it didn't work are you sure love and then she wakes up in bed with Paul Kennedy and they're married so the wish came true

yeah so then what happens for the rest of the film not much oh there's also another British guy go back to the chair that chair sounds fascinating yeah they never go back to the chair like she'd be like well let's go back to the chair again yeah and then get up to all sorts of mischief yeah you wouldn't like the chair the second time yeah the one trick one day you know

you wish for a united Ireland but there's a united Ireland in Israel now that's the all you make a wish there's always like a catch you know what I mean it's also it's like in those wish movies by way there's no catch in this oh I like the ones for like you know let's say you like I want loads of spaghetti but you get crushed by spaghetti you know It's like that. I want loads of pussy. And you get crushed by spaghetti again. Or you get a pussy shows up.

It's full spaghetti. You're like, oh, it's pretty cool. I guess I'm going to have to break my never go down on them rules. Hey, bitch. This one time it doesn't make me gay. A little bit of spaghetti and meatballs for you. How about then, huh? So she's panicking then.

She can't just be like, oh, yeah. Yeah, this is sweet. The end, she's like, oh, this is crazy. And she's telling her friends, like, this isn't supposed to be. And they're like, calm down, Lindsay. Oh, this is wedding madness. This is what women get. You're having a psychotic manic break because of the wedding.

Yeah, yeah. But then she tries to hunt down the fairy again. Turns out, you know, the fairy, this is all part of her trick. The fairy gives you what you think you want, because she knows what she wants it. St. Bridget is all. She's like a trickster god, like Loki. So she gives people these things so they realize I don't actually want this. She realized she's Patrick Kennedy is a bit of a cad.

He's a bit of a jerkball. Oh, right. Yeah, he's like, you know, you're my wife now. You have to do what I say. Nice. He beats her. No, not. Really is an Irish movie. An Irish wish.

I wish he'd stop beating me just for one night a week. Not with the chair. I can't do that. Yeah. I have my powers. They're quite limited. So like if I go there, you know, but you wish for something, but then you realize that's, you know, there's a catch to it.

So I wake up. It's like, oh, no, there's 12 inch penis. But it can, I can only get hard if I look at, you know, cows, pictures of cows, maybe, something like that. Where do that come from? I don't know. It's something deep within my psyche, yeah. Oh, you wish for the big cock, but it's actually in you.

Oh, that'd be very good actually That's the Twilight Zone right there Yeah So then what happens So then she has loads of wacky shit happen With this British photographer Who's also there And then she learns that like

This love is real And it's like Because he treats her right Like the guy who treats her badly is bad And a guy who treats her right is good So then And the only way to teach women They're slept

lesson is by a dog shit stupid lifetime movie with fairies and tixie dust. But this is a service to do for America women where to go to Ireland and it's just me like, oh I'm St. Bridget. It was financed by a women's battered shelter, you know?

But we're helping out in a way, aren't we? It's the movies fault. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, so I'm Disney for this. At the end of the day, she realizes that she's better off with this photographer that she's known for a few hours

than this asshole and then St. Bridge is like my work here is done and she wiggles her nose and flies away. Just gets on the bus. You pan over to the child with leukemia and say

oh well I guess I'll wait till next year then if I'm still around try crawl into the wishing chair and it's like he like wishes off leukemia and like St. Bruce's like well you're going to learn that you actually do

like you team yet actually brought to you by the HSE well I tell you I I found it to be very shit and boring it wasn't even like bad in the way I could enjoy a lot of it just felt like you know what I was like

find it hard to describe it because really nothing goes on a lot of it's just Lindsay Lohan like oh oh oh like that and just like you know like let's say okay there's a cup of tea over the table yeah she's walking over like oh

and she knocks over over the teen she's like oh oh oh oh and it knocks over a vase it's like oh no right is this like playing like kind of klutzy and kind of trying to try and do wacky

but I was not I was not I found the whimsy of it unimpressive isn't she a recovering alcoholic yeah by place to film a movie you know

don't worry we're going to Dublin everyone's on the wagon there yeah we're going to a lock in Lindsay yes Yeah, wish for a new liver. How about that? But I also watch Ricky Stenickey.

Okay. Ricky St Nicky. Actually, I'll tell you what. You know the way I played a clip when you walked in? Yes. Can I be honest with you, James? Yeah. I've already watched the whole film.

Oh. Yeah. So that was like entrapment. You're trying to like honeypot me with John Cena. Yeah. Have you heard about Ricky Stenickey? You're going to blackmail me. It's like, we have videos of you watching Ricky Stenickey.

You'll be ruined if this gets out. You'll have to find out, but you improve. prison. The pedos will beat you up. So what's

it about them Ryan? So Ricky and Nicky a charming concept for a film is with these

three so picture this three lads remind you of anyone okay best friends best buds

they're out they don't hate each other oh okay they tolerate sure Hollywood

fantasy that so they it's Halloween and they're dressed up with their favorite

characters Austin Powers Freddy Kruger you know Is this them when they were kids? Yeah, okay. Little kiddies.

You didn't say that, but okay. They're little tiny kitties, okay? Like that little kid in a wheelchair, real small. But these ones can run away from you. They're not easy pickings like that lazy bones out there. Oh, lazy suits is nowhere. But anyway. Push me, granddad.

They want to do a prank on this guy, okay, where they put, you know, the classic prank. I've never actually done now, but maybe you still do it tonight, maybe. Dog shit in the bag, set fire to the bag. Okay. Yeah. They do it. I see, I did it wrong. When I was growing up, I just set fire to a dog and then throw it against the door.

When he steps on it, he'll get dog shit and brains all over his new shoes. I'm a prankster. Dennis the menace. Yeah. Sett fire and gnash on fire. Nash is just a cow. Me and curly and pie face. Oh, yeah.

Wait, so. You know what happens? The house burns down. Oh. They accidentally set fire the house, it burns down. Like, oh, geez, what we going to do? Did anyone die? No, no, the house is empty.

But they, they panic. What to do is they leave a jacket there, one of their jackets, but they write Ricky Stinicki. On the jacket. And then they're hiding the bush, okay? And the fireman's like, hey, this house burnt down. Oh, look, this kid called Ricky Sanicki burnt it down.

Well, I don't know any Ricky Snickie's in the neighbourhood. So that's just not investigated. It's a cold kid. then the feds come in hey fireman this is our jurisdiction we'll find this Ricky Sternickey

and we'll bring him to justice So the fireman just gives up straight away He's like Ricky Sannickey Weird name Ah well And the kids are like It worked We can do anything now

It turns out It was a Mexican or something Nah So the kids are like He's our get out of jail free card And then through the years Yeah They use Ricky Sinniki a lot

You know Like oh Ricky Sinniky did it And then at a gaff party when the girl wakes off but you can't find her underwear hey baby it was Ricky Stinicky don't worry about

they wrote Ricky Sniqie on her underwear it's the perfect cry Ricky Stenicky left you feeling sticky Okay So there Again this is a charming film What else to do

This stuff okay Yeah Not in this dude bro nonsense Okay Yeah So the problem is though It goes bit to their head So now, we cut to the present day.

They've got some banging girlfriends slash boyfriends. I mean, proper, hot. Especially the boyfriend. Like, they're so... Which one is the gay guy? Jameen Fowler. Okay.

My one problem, this, is Jameen Fowler's boyfriend. Actually, isn't hot at all. He's quite, quite ugly. Kind of looks like me. I didn't like that. I thought he said white guy with glasses. I just didn't, I didn't like that.

Jermine Fowler deserves better. He does. Yeah, a very good-looking guy. So Andrew Santano is with like a 10-010. Hell yeah. Zach Efron's with like a 10-0-10, okay? Yeah. Very beautiful women.

And these guys, instead of appreciating that, like, especially Andrew Santano, okay, so they're being like, I have a beautiful wife here. And they live in a perfect, like, they like in those American films where they're like, oh, times are tough, but they're in like a massive fucking house. And they work for some unnamed company. Like, it's like, they work for, you know, money limited. Yeah. It's like, oh, the office is really riding my ass today.

I had to go in for three hours, this toxic corporate culture. So they have the best lives ever. They drive insanely good cars. But even then they're like, oh, the stresses of modern life is too. My girlfriend's too hot. I need a break. Yeah. So what to do is...

She won't stop sucking my dick. I'm trying to watch Mighty Ducks on Disney. And you're trying to blow me over here. So what they do is to say Ricky's to Nicky is cancer. oh and then it works so they keep doing it so every now and again Ricky and Nicky gets cancer

they're like oh no we gotta go and they're like so they're in the plane they're like they go to Vegas no literally they're like so wait won't the chemo last ages they're like yeah straight on to the world series

woo and they're in Vegas hit me baby one more time I don't see how we're meant to root for these guys that is a big problem they have but these guys like they're kind of like

the funniness of like he's got cancer Andrew Santano's wife is pregnant she's like oh it's kicking he's like whatever I gotta go it's Ricky

Ricky's to Nicky so they have to go off to Vegas and they're partying and taking drugs obviously like have the women and the guy like they're significant others

never even be like can we see one picture of this person they have an Instagram account for Ricky but the whole thing is it's just like you know a picture of

tree and it's like something or like a shadowy figure and like life's pretty tough but he's to have all my three buddies with me helped me get through the day they've all got the biggest penises I've ever seen they're so cool

but here's the thing they're in Vegas now and they meet John Sina and John Sina is a kind of Vegas act and his whole thing is he only does shows about ejaculation what does he like he only does song

song parodies. Okay. And funny sketches about ejaculation. Oh, so he doesn't ejaculate on stage. Yeah, so like beat it and he does a jerk off motion.

Okay. Oh, so he's weird old, weird al, Yankovic. I think they actually used that joke. Oh. But it doesn't worry.

Wankovich, but, you know, I'm trying to think American. Peter Farley did this. He did Green Book. This is an Oscar winning director made this movie out. Wow, really? Yeah.

Peter Farley. He's on his own now. He doesn't have that dead. I can see why. brother, yeah, yeah. John Sina's going to sing about his penis. So, like, and then we see John Sina doing all the, and they are like

mean, so John Sien's like, hey, you want to come to my show, he's basically like us flyering for the Haypenny right, you want to come to my show and they're like, fuck off, you loser, you wimp. We also talk about ejaculations. Andrew Santino's like, get the fuck away from me, you little pussy.

No, Sina, cowers. Stanton is like, yeah, we go see a show, but actually we don't want to see it because you're loser by Dork. Yeah. And fucking seen as just crying in the corner Oh, these guys are so cool. Yeah. And they actually missed

it. They miss the birth of Santano's son. Because they're in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. They're parting too hard. That rules. With Bobby Lee, okay? They're parted to her. Oh, Bobby Lee's in it? No, he's not. It would be something that they probably would do. Yeah. But, okay, the point is

they come home. and you know what those bitch wives are like they're like oh you missed the birth of your son I want to meet this Ricky Stenickey they're like oh oh but what they do is they hire that remember remember that loser we met yeah he's the only person that could do this

let's hire him where are they based where do they live like L.A yeah so like there's no out of work actors in L.A we better get the dude from Vegas and also John's saying it probably doesn't look like he'll shoot chemo. He's like 300 pounds of muscle. He's had chemo multiple times in this, okay?

Yeah. And they keep saying how John Cena and this is like a drug addict, a loser, an alcoholic. He can't get snizz. Like, he's just like, my life is so shit. I'm such a loser.

Oh. He's this, I love cheeseburgers too much. Yeah. And then he's just, there's a bit in it. We're like, he's dressed up like Britney Spears in a toxic video

Oh yeah I was saying the pictures of that Yeah yeah And he's like so broke He like he can only afford He's like a one bottle of Jack Daniels And he drops it on the ground He's licking it off the sidewalk

Oh for God's say In a dress And it's like surely if you're John Cena You can do anything yet Like you look like that Like I don't believe Like if this was Wallace Sean Or this is a

Yeah This is Bouchemi Or someone I can kind of see a it better, you know? Or basically, anyone, someone who isn't, like, a wrestler, like, a Greek god. Yeah. Like, the perfection, like male perfection. Yeah, it's such an odd choice. But, like, Sina is the only, he's carrying this, by the way. He's fucking going for it, like. Sina's very funny. I like Sina. He's very, very funny this. So then they hired, they bring him over, and they give him the, the Rikis-Sin-Ki Bible.

It's like his backstory. Yeah, the backstory. Yeah. But he gets way too into it, and he believes he is Ricky's the Nicky and the rest of them being a kind of like Jim

Kerry as Andy Coffman yeah yeah there was a funny bit now

where they accidentally through a series of comic events they have a rabbi to cut off

you know they cut the four skin off what's they call the oil yeah

yeah but they accidentally give the the rabbi played by Jeff Ross ketamine

and he's he's stripping balls while he's about to cut off the foreskin oh

that was pretty funny yeah but after that... Got to go old school and he chews her off

with his teeth. That'd be funny, yeah. I'd like that. But here's thing. After that, they try and make a more drama of like,

you know, John Cena's like, I'll be honest, I got nothing left. It's Ricky Sanicki or I jump off that bridge. And the other bit, I was like,

oh, no, they kind of do like, why do these guys lie so much? Yeah. And it turns out, Zach Efron's the guy always starts to lie. Okay.

He's the guy who wrote Ricky Sanicki. Right. And then they have this bit where, Fowler You know Jermaine Fowler's like You know

I remember the first time He'll lie I know he didn't fall off your bike What do you mean I know he didn't fall off your bike I went around your house that night I heard your dad I heard how angry he was

I heard him beat you And that's why you lie Awesome Ricky Sinnicky It's not your fault It's not your fault Jesus So it turns out

Zach Ephron got abused a lot. Yeah. That's why he invented Ricky Snicki. Because Ricky Snicki was the friend who could save him

from his abusive dad. Right. Okay. Okay. It's kind of a weird dark turn, isn't it? This is after the rabbi part. Yeah, this is after the rabbi.

Okay. The rabbi's like, and then what happens next? And then, like, he just has to tell his girlfriend. Because girlfriend is a news reporter for, they call like, MFN. NBS or something like that

Is they just saying MSNBC You have to create a fake channel Yeah And then I'm getting bored of myself Talking about this Because nothing else happens Basically he admits To his girlfriend

Like Ricky Sinniki was a lie But they all the family Love Ricky Sannicky Oh they love John Sina So much Yeah They embrace him

And he just becomes one of the family Yeah He starts fucking all their wives And boyfriends It's Ricky Stinicky Got like one hour photo. Do you ever say that way of Robin Williams? Yeah. It's not like that actually, Gary.

No, just they drop them as a family. Oh, I do kind of see what you talk. He becomes obsessed. So you're right, though. You're actually completely correct, Gary. And then he, uh, kidnaps that. Oh, if they went like that with John Sina, that would have been funny now, John Sina gets more and more unhinged. Yeah. And he kidnaps them. He's like, well, I'll either die as Ricky Sanicki or something else. Yeah. Or, I don't know. I can't think but like

I'm not a screenwriter okay I'm not Peter Farley I guess you're not even

Bobby Farley yeah yeah but it wasn't oh you kind of like to suppose most of John Cena

I'm very distracted by Zach Efron's face throughout the whole film in what sense it's very shiny

very fake you've got the big jaw now it looks bad the iron claw film what did he, like, that's all

prosthetics, right? Like, he didn't, like, get surgery or anything, did he? No, I think he broke his jaw in real life. Really? Yeah. Look, there's people coming. Into the house? Oh, yeah, there's people coming into the house. What people? People, I don't know. Strangers, bailiffs. Did you pay the gas bill?

It's a bit excitement now of people listening, because it might just cut off there. It's Amazon Prime. Like, you're talking about Ricky Studecky. We can't allow this. What else's going on? See, Kate Middleton is missing. Nobody knows where she is.

Have you seen the fake photograph? But it's, they're so weird then pictures because they look normal. And then someone's like, if you zoom in, it's not an angle. Some people are real nerds when it comes to that. Like, it's actually fake. Like, don't ruin my buzz. It's like, you know when you look up like, you only look up Jennifer Aniston fake nudes. Yeah.

That's actually fake. It's like, yeah. Yes, I know. I made them. I know what they are. Don't sound her nipple color. Yeah. I put on, I give her Hallie,

Barry's body. Pretty nice, isn't it? That's pretty sweet. I like that. Yeah, I'm picturing it. I might have to stop this recording. But yeah, so not to burst everyone's bubble,

because people have a lot of fun with, like, the Kate Middleton thing. I think, to be honest, from what I've heard, from my deep, I've been digging around. I put a little hat and walk around the pubs around Westminster. I'm like, what's the deal?

What's going on? Give me the skinny. Yeah. I just don't remind me there, Mrs. Middleton. I think she's just got a surgery Yeah And she's kind of out with a picture for a while I heard she got a claustomy bag

Yeah I heard From who From me Yeah From James Two against one Yeah try and refute it now Brian

I heard that she has a claustomy bag That she got stabbed That she's dead That she That William got his mistress pregnant She had a psychotic breakdown She's getting

All loads of fun stuff But when you hide the story, you create a vacuum where you go crazy. Like, oh, I bet it was Ryan Giggs. You know, you can get really, like, you go kind of crazy. Rodry Giggs did it as revenge against the British nation. You left me when I needed your most, and now you'll pay the price. Heard you got a BBL. That's a class me bag.

But it's weird, because at the moment now, the royals aren't doing too well, because you're like, obviously, King Charles. Cancer. Yeah, cancer. cancer Yeah and then Prince Andrew's got Pito cancer

yeah well here's thing because and he's not even looking for a cure Prince

Prince William has to step down for a while because he's looking after his wife right looking after a claspby bag making sure

he's got to make sure a clospy bag is nice and full all times make sure the servants are doing it right but apparently Prince Andrew was like

I can step up guys oh I'm back just could be part of my rehabilitation process let me open to garden centers. Come on. Let me see how it goes. Like a caretaker manager.

I'll take it to the end of the season and we review it. Like Ryan Mason. But like because of that, they have like, they've had to dig up some royals that no one's heard of before. Have you seen the royals they have? No. They've got like some 90 year old one. I've actually lost my phone right now so I can't look her up.

Fake nudes. I've lost my phone and all the chaos here. But like, yeah, it's just some like 90 year old one in a wheelchair. But for real, not like that child outside. Oh, my phone's over there I see I plugged it in ages ago Yeah, it'll be fine, don't worry

We all know what a 90 year old woman looks like No, I need to show you pictures We all have a Pornhub subscription Yeah, she doesn't look like Shaq You know, she looks like, but she's like proper Like, oh yes I'm sure, on behalf of the king You're very happy to be here, aren't you?

Oh, she's so funny, isn't she? Get back in the van the royal van and the sad thing as well is okay there's a lot of stuff that the royals do

a lot of stuff we don't even realize like you know I mentioned garden centers yeah embezzlement a lot of stuff you know

even like their day to the business a lot of just like wave him like I decreed that this national park in Ipswich

is there you go it's open and that's it but now it don't have that and people realising we don't really need

that. No. We actually don't need these old cunts. No. These sickly old cuns. Then we give billions of pounds

to every year. Living off to stay. You just stuff them and put them in booking and what we should do right when that was... Turn into the Crown experience. What they should do right

is like have a raffle and every year they pick a random family and that's their all family in England for the year. So you've got some rough family from Grimsby. Like King Ralph?

Basically. It's not the plot of King Ralph? It is, yeah. I've seen King Ralph Oh my God You guys are lame Sorry yeah You haven't seen Ricky Sanicki or King Ralph

I'm carrying this fucking podcast I'm glad this is the free one Because I wouldn't charge people For this shoy I'm made him angry now No I don't I'm fine I'm totally fine

See you're projecting again Can I be honest I've been trying to open my orange juice But I can't Do it I got to I'm going to put down my mic you talk from now

okay I've to open my orange juice he's opening his orange juice right now he didn't shake it

oh come on oh he did it who's a big boy drink your juicy woozy oh yeah so good you fat little

pig I hope you choke on it you little oinkar there's no bits in it oh

it says shum pup I like the one with latch pup soprados come on anything else

oh another thing that people so like for a while there are people I think when there's a funny story in the news I kind of a bit of contrarian

but like you know they're all talking like oh it's not funny how the Kate Milton pictures Photoshop yeah actually no it isn't oh Photoshop's hard

you don't understand it's the same with like you remember the Willy Wonka experience in Scotland oh yeah people were talking with that so much

and there's actually comedians like I saw something not to name names too much I know some comedians just like oh but like that Willy Wonka thing

people were like whoa he referenced the news wow he's a genius but like if you're in Glasgow that's pretty

fucking sweet that play yeah it's like you got a roof oh wait you're a defence of the Willy Wonka experience

it's hard to set up a Willy Wonka experience you do it if you do any better to be honest I know next to nothing about this

kind of like you I heard everyone is like, this is hilarious so I just threw my phone in a river I was like

yeah not so funny no if I can't read the articles I win that woman who played umpalumpa she's definitely

she's gone the whole kind of like the road of fame so she was on the TV there she's I think she's doing cameo now

next week she can be only fans and she has a boohoo line coming out the whole show she doesn't start rapping as well yeah her and Bench

hero. What was the thing with the silver mask? What was that about? Oh, the unknown. Yeah. So basically the scripts the guy got was just AI gibberish. Yeah, I heard it was like written by chat GPT or whatever. For some reason they created this random character called The Unknown

which wore a big black cloak and a big silver mask and hid behind a mirror and scare children. Like eyes wide shut basically. And then what? We were like, this Willy Wonka thing needs more eyes wise shut. But then basically what happened was, in your man script, it was like, oh, and

Willy Wonka defeats the evil unknown with a vacuum cleaner. So he's like, all right. So on the day there was no vacuum cleaner and like, ah, I just improbably, just hit her to dig. And apparently it was like a 16 year old girl. It was like an underage person.

Welcome to Glasgow. Very eyes wide shut now, isn't it? Yeah, boy in Scotland, that's middle age. It's insane, by the way. They all look like umpalumpus because they all have jaundice. But I've been doing, I've

to do gigs and when there's a Scottish person there, I'll be like talking to him and they'll say their age.

And I still will laugh like, oh yeah, but what are you? He's like, I'm 21, pal. He looks like 60. He looks like Phil Mitchell. I couldn't quite hear you

over the oxygen mask there, my friend. Apologies. Yeah, there are a rough breed up there in Scotland. We know a guy, not to name names now,

he got a job as a Viking, all right? in this, like, museum. Okay. And they were like, okay, be funny. You're going to dress up like a Viking and you'll jump out and scare people and then give them, like, you know,

do your little, you know, Viking speech about, like, what it's like to be a Viking Ireland? Yeah. Yeah, okay, right? Just tell us all the people you've raped. It is pretty funny in Waterford. They're like, the Vikings picked us because we're so cool.

It's like, no, just because you're so easy. Easy to fucking, uh, rape and pillage and not a lot of pillaging. but the point is they're like oh yeah so you jump out as a Viking you scare people

and you talk about what it's like to be a Viking you read the script like okay perfect and as you got closer and closer it's like okay where's my costume

and where's the script they're like oh we'll get to you eventually yeah and the day off they're like okay we have no

costume and no script so just jump out and say you're a Viking I love the idea of them wearing like a Jack and Jones T-shirt and just cross-atch jeans

like I'm a fucking bike I don't eat that pile I'm a hoikin clean shaving as well A viking with alopecia Scare the kitties

I don't know Use your imagination He just takes a cock out Way Don't get me spear We're in the wrong business lads I'm going to grab my phone There you keep chatting there

I was going to grab a see if design notes or stuff I've forgotten Yeah Does ever do the wax museum actually In Dublin Do you ever go to the Wax Museum? No, I've never been. What is it?

It's just shit. It's like a shittier version of Madam Tussons, which is also shit. No, no. All the losers and freaks go to that. I'm back.

I had to run back. I didn't even get my phone. I heard someone disrespecting the Wax Museum. How do you not like it? Have you been there? Yeah, but it's just... They got fucking...

Father Ted. Fatter Ted, Ryan Tuberty. And Freddie Cruego is there. Mad-I-Noonie is there. I almost punch a child. Last time I was there. you did almost um basically

he was bigger than me he had a beard and a tattoo no basically he's something cool he was a Scottish toddler his arms are big from pushing the chair around all day no basically it was there

it was like a Halloween expedition I was like a Freddy Kruger bear Hellraiser all them boys but basically there was this fake mummy like hooked up to an electric chair and you put money in and he electrocute him okay so you're doing that and there was his little kid

sneaking around scaring people like jumping out of them but he jumped out and I went to punch him and I remembered the child yes should have done it so you just spat on him

yeah kicked him so I'm looking at my list here not to be a stickler though a mummy in an electric chair that's a fire hazard because all those bandages that's kindling yeah but it's not

it's not Irish at all no it's all meant the whole thing maybe it's an Irish twist it was Devalera wrapped up in it yeah Michael Collins after he was shot

I don't know I want to make sure I finish the job Devil there was like no I'd actually shoot him after that and we will have

the Republic Ooh Enter if you dare Free Ireland Did you guys actually speaking Irish Did you vote on the referendum Wednesday

What do you mean The referendum That happened Oh that happened Yeah What was it about Oh I don't know I think they're just

They were like I'm going to make illegal to be disabled or something and they're going to cancel women. Yes. And they're going to make me have troubles. Oh. Okay. Yeah. I'm not sure Which party or... It was

very unclear what was about and no one really cares. It was really it was to change the language of the constitution that said a woman's place is in the home. So basically change it so that maybe let them go to the shops or something, you know, whatever.

Well, basically the quarantine was interesting. because, like, a few disabled people I know on Instagram were like, very like, no, no, no, forwards it so. That's not a good sign. Because it's like, it was going to change it so that the government basically had to pay less money to people relying on funding. Someone was telling me, by someone I mean, Roger O'Sullivan, a good comedian, Roger was telling me, and by telling me, I mean, let's do a podcast,

he doesn't talk to me. I was heckin out with my pal, Roger. But Roger Sullivan was telling me personally that they were just doing like the, Hey, women out of the, you know, you don't think women should be, you know, place should be in the home, do you? It should be out working. They're like, yeah, yeah.

And also, you don't think disabled should have, you know, we shouldn't have to look after them, should we? Like, yeah, yeah, well? So it's kind of like a one, two kind of confuse you. Right, okay. And it cost a 20 million euro or something crazy like that, I think. What does?

I think the whole referendum being cost like, all the posters, you got, yeah, yeah, I think 23 million. I like to, because you're now going to the schools and no one asks any questions. You just like, you just hang around, I just love democracy so much. Even though it's like 8 o'clock at night

you're, hey, I'm not doing my due diligence as a good citizen. Where are the kids? Why are there no classes here? You just say I walk down to the skills. Sir, the voting polls up here. What do you want to about voting for? You're dressed like the unknown.

You've got a mask on. It's like, well, here for the the Willy Wonka experience. Don't you experience me, Willy Wonka? Did you vote, did you? I didn't, no. I was working in Dublin, so I wasn't able to, because I'm registered to vote in Monaghan.

I should change it, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to all the women and disabled people I left down with my indifference. I need to do better. I need to be better. I apologize.

Well, I was going to vote. Sikes off my dick. I don't give a fuck. A disabled's place is in the home. That's how I feel. That's how I've always felt. So I'm not changing my tune. Did you vote, Gary?

No. I voted. So I'm the only one. Oh, yeah, I vote it. I don't know how I voted, to be honest. Yeah. There was a green paper and a white paper. Yeah.

And I didn't know which is which. So I was going to vote yes, no. That's the kind of, I was thinking a big, I want to like to keep them under toes a bit. But you don't know. So you could have voted yes to the wrong thing and no to the right thing. I think I honestly. did, I voted against, I voted

to hurt disabled people and, uh, but it was very like one-sided. Something like 75% or something said no. It was like, it was like a landslide like, fuck you. Twitter did make a scene, but it's funny as well because at one stage on Twitter, they were saying like, it's going to be rigged.

You're going to, like Biden's election. It's going to be rigged. Stop the steal. People kept tweeting and being like, you know, it just said it won. They haven't even count all the votes and the government said that it was all yes just believe us

you don't want to read them all I'll take it all day of course a yes and there's really no need to look you don't need to care it's fine it's totally fine yeah well I don't know it's kind of a power to the people we did it we won even though I didn't vote

but I yeah take that for Radgar beat them with indifference I think it's something because it doesn't seem like they're all acting like it's not a big deal now you know, Leo and then like, yeah, you lose some, you win some,

ah, who cares? Yeah. It doesn't matter, we're still raping you silly, you know? You can't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. I'm winning. I'm in a sex club in Berlin doing sniffs in the jacks.

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, and he's like, for some reason the public don't like that when you say that, Leo. Oh, um, yeah, uh, I'm kind of running out of steam here. But I'll keep it going though don't worry guys. Yeah, please do. Anything else you guys want to talk about?

The president's wife is a man in France. Let's move on from that. That's what I hear. They do like say there's a whole thing. Basically on Twitter, any celebrity is trans. Yes. They say

Taylor Swift is trans. Yeah. Billy Irish. Yeah. Well, there's people, that's like their whole job is just to And business is good Let me tell you, brothers I'm cleaning up Well I don't know

What do you want to talk about Brian Well Andy you're the guest Gary Anthony you want to talk about Um I guess I watch the Great Gatsby Did we talk about that or What do you think about the Great Gatsby It's good

Jesus Christ Really Brian That's the best you could do All right Here we go Yeah You want about diddy Oh the P diddy

Diddy? Yeah Diddy I didn't hear anything, Brian. Sorry. Can't help you there. Don't leave me, don't leave my dick hanging in the wind. Yeah, Ginny. Well, look, I've been sounding the alarm on Diddy for a while. And I was like, he's a great man, James. Yeah, some wild shit. So, uh, meek Mill as well. He's getting a lot of it. Well, see, there was like this court thing, like court. It's a case. His ex-wife, like, tried to bring a case again. So, but then also this music producer. So,

all these, like, declassified court documents. So it says, it says, said like one of the people that was assaulted was a Philadelphia based rapper who was married to Nikki Minaj. So that is, they didn't say a Meek Mill, but yeah, it's Meek Mill. And you know what?

People probably wouldn't have said anything. Only Meek Mill just like went on the total offense on Twitter. It's like, you're white gay. I love pussy dude. I get mad pussy dude. Fuck your motherfuckers. I'm all about the pussy. And everyone's like, okay, fine. We believe you. What's that?

You don't believe me? Oh, I'll double darn I get so much fucking pussy I can probably fuck your mom dude I'm sure he could I'm definitely fuck my mother but so yeah but then like all these like weird things like apparently all of the

staff in Diddy's Gaff it's like all the clean staff and the helpers and the maids they all have to have fanny packs filled with drugs so it has to have like Coke ecstasy GHB is apparently

he loves drugging people with GHB well he doesn't even do it himself well he doesn't even do it himself I think these Cosby did it himself like no well he does it himself but he just likes to have he needs to have just access to drugs all the time apparently he's taking like 250 milligram uh weed edibles like constantly which is very very strong he's just like completely fucked up the entire time yeah he's

like a just insane drug addict and he just always like druging people and having sex with women and men when they're sleeping and all sorts of shenanigans you know and the ex-wife is bringing this up now yes oh is he like does he pay how has been kept so long like i've kind of forget did he is quite like he is very powerful very powerful very powerful i can't forget that very rich very wealthy and you know what it's this age old story the only reason it's coming out so much now is because he's stiffed so many people and hasn't paid them and that's why people are coming out It's like, I can no longer be silent about this empire of lies and deceit. It's because you didn't get paid.

Now you're willing to... You were happy to go to the party and, you know, take your dick out in the hot tub and piss on a child when you were getting paid. But now when the money dries up, suddenly it's all, oh, maybe you shouldn't have sex with sleeping children. Very noble of you there, pal. Well done. Anyway.

Even that thing you said about the help in the house and the carers and all that stuff, Rinaldo is another one does the thing about somebody works as a cleaner and you have to sign like non-disclosure stuff for like this stuff can't come out

for 20 years after he's dead and all that yeah yeah why you're signing that for you're just cleaning a Saudi so it's pretty easier to sign those contracts don't do in those kind of

Saudi countries a lot of times like if you want to sue a company or something like that you actually sue in the state itself because the state like has a bit over his companies and it's quite difficult

to sue the state well that's actually how you're one, Cassie, that's P. Diddy's ex-wife, she didn't sue him directly. She sued bad boy records and like the whole kind of enterprise. So now like that's how all these like co-conspirators and co-plaintiffs are being brought into it because she's suing like the entire entity as opposed to the one person. So that's why I don't know like. It's mad how the algorithm kind of like, because I don't see any of this stuff. You must go on and see or you find out whatever. I don't see any

I just stuff Yeah it's It's pretty big news though Like it's a big deal You know Maybe I've got like blinders on or something Maybe yeah I just see like

You know Sound of music facts And Yeah Yeah Yeah like that I don't I don't see it

But I mean I'll go and may do some research It's a big Big big deep dark rabbit hole My friend That's what I'm too scared To go into it Yeah

Yeah I just put my foot My head in the hole Like this can't But yeah it's wild but people have been talking about ditty is for a long time but then they're also like you know there's a ditty's kind of got a bit of a clinton kill list body count a lot of people die around him in mysterious circumstances so i haven't i haven't went down that aspect of it i don't

know about the bodies but he's definitely uh he's a he's a he's a near do hell a ron a rapscallion indeed indeed but it's very interesting it's very funny. I think your assignment bad by like Sony Anthony. You know

Debtrow records? Yes. I think they were owned by like Harrybow or something Hasbro. Is that it? Funny if it was

Harry Bow Yeah. The German Confederacy. Hasbro I think at the moment are killing it because they got

like you know Barbie was a massive success. Yeah. So now they're doing everything you think of they're doing

it's all going to be a whole cinematic universe now of all the toys all the toys you grew up loving you know are coming there

like what are other Hasbro? bro toys connect forward the movie yeah yeah

uh let me look has has bro I think if I remember correctly has bro they made the

magdalen you know the magdalen laundries yeah they hired those to make toys for them

yeah I do remember hearing that yeah yeah so like it was like you know uh

they're like it's like it's like it's like you know there's awful kind of like um

you know like Magdalain sisters yeah and it's like just kind of harp real really harrowing

shit and they're making like a Ken doll someday. Or like they're all like they all have to go there after they had a child out of wedlock and forced to give the baby up for adoption and it's like now to take your mind off that build a little baby toy

300 times in a row I'll cheer you up. Guys I've made a huge mistake Barbie's owned by Mattel so Mattel and they're different companies I'm glad we picked up now before we start having too much fun with this idea well we could still work

what are some Hasbro IPs that we could turn into a movie? Battleship was the big one. I never watched Battleship. That's one oriana, isn't it? Yeah, and Liam Neeson. Oh.

Yeah. Apparently, they didn't hit it off as well as you would imagine. Yeah, so Transformers is their biggest one. Oh, okay, right, right, right, yeah. And then you got Bayblade. Oh, my God, Bayblade movie coming out. Did I know?

And Monopoly, Action Man, Clue, Furby. There have been movies about all these things, though. Oh, man, imagine if they all meet up. Action Man, the movie. Did you have action man as a kid? I did. Yeah, we had Action Man. I didn't have Action Man.

For some reason, my parents taught it was too homosexual. Yeah. I was like, it's a losing battle, ma. I had Beyblades a lot. Do you ever play with them? I love Bayblades. A lot of these things... Didn't you need friends to play with them, though?

I was about to say, yeah. Same at, like, Yu-Gi-O and stuff. I'd, like, have a Bayblade. Oh, this is great. I pulled the string and spin and I'd watch it until they stop spinning. Yeah. Wow.

It's just like the show. Except people are having fun. Yeah. Oh, this is great. If only had a friend or any, oh, okay. Then you get your dad to play with it. What the fuck is this?

How is this more fun than walking in the field? I don't get it now. What do you mean? Yeah. Wait, so he can travel through time in a phone box. What the fuck is going on there? Make no sense to talk. What was your favorite tie

when you were growing up, Gary? Was it? Pokemon's, well, you're Pokemon, Digimon, Yugo. You used to love Digimon. But I never had... Digimon was the red-headed stepchild. I like Digimon a lot.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it was more cool because I did like a weird cyber world and had all the little guys around the world. We went into the internet, didn't it? And sometimes like the dog

would turn to a woman, you know? Pretty sexy. Hey, I like that. That's where that started. Ugiow as well, when we're in school, the Yu-Gi-o cards, but it almost had like a total nerd

but remember he had them like Egyptian god. You always like a nerd around me yeah, yeah. Now I remember we went to Spain when we were like fucking 10 or something like that and in the shops over there

no lie, it literally be like fake Yu-Giocards and dildo's right above it. Awesome. So like best of the boat was sat right next to me. No,

well, no, so basically you get all like the fake best Yu-Gi-O cards and it all being like Arabic for some reason. And he'd be trying to swap. Jiu-Gi-Cards. Oh, hello, we're playing

Yu-Gi-Oh! Oh, I got Rabbi Shmooley! Oh, he's got the power to eat meat on Fridays. Take that, you Catholic swine. I do remember same with, like, Pokemon. Like, I had a friend who would come back

from a trip, and he's like, oh, their Pokemon cards are like, everything looks weird about this. And it's not Pokemon, it's P-O-K-K-M-O. You know, it's like, okay, K, K, K. Oh.

I got the Grand Wizard. I love them fake knock-off shit. You know what I did at the Euro shops he used to go to as a kid?

And they'd have like a box with like Hulk Hogan and has Spider-Man on it, like the amazing action hero man. I remember with my friends,

okay. Don't lie now, Brian. With my imaginary friends. I remember being on a school trip You know sometimes you want like school trips They're really shady kind of school And you stop by like a shop or something Yeah

And we'd go in and be like It wouldn't match Okay the IPs wouldn't match So they'd have like A set of like five toys One's a Power Ranger One's Batman One's Spider-Man

I'd be like One's a car I'd be talking to the teacher Be like But those properties There are different universes And the teacher just Wouldn't pay attention to me

buying a pack of cigarettes I'm brewing getting the bus and you smoke those fags would you And you buy it Those toys as well Like the second you touch them The head or the armour fall off The cheapest shit ever

Even I remember I remember I got these like small little bay blades But they're like fucking that size In the Eroshop Yeah tiny And I remember you shot the move But we played it against a real bayblade And it just bounced right

And hit one the kids in the eye Yeah It's class Take that you little freak Well what were you into Moriugio or Pokemon What was it? I don't fuck with anything that shit.

That's for Pussy's dog. We were in your punk bands, day. Just self-harman. Yeah. I get my razor blades. Swap you the rope for a blade. I had, you know, action man and Batman. I was big into the wrestling toys because I was mad at the wrestling.

Again, I missed out in wrestling. So I would go to people's houses. Yeah, no, I go to people's house. Yeah, what are you saying? No, and it's two big greased-up dudes in their underwear. I'm going to beat you off so hard. I was the straightest shit. I was in Smith's toys at my dad before.

It was like my 10th birthday. And it was classic like Hank Hill moment with Bobby Hill where I was buying these two wresters. It was like the rocking Billy Gone. And Billy Gones's whole thing was Mr. Ass. I'm an ass man. So my dad's looking at me all these two toys and their underpants way.

I'm an ass man on them like, oh, God. I might just leave him here. Don't you want a Spider-Man, go? Like a righteous gem. He just bought me a PlayStation. Let me get you the PlayStation and the bike. Well, yeah.

Play Laura Croft. PlayStation was obviously like, the goat, yeah. That was, that's in its own league, you know what I mean? Like, once you started playing PlayStation, you threw your toys on the big, you never went back. I didn't have PlayStation.

Really? I told you it before my dad got me a PlayStation off his mate. I think Eddie. No wires, no plugs. Eddie, by the way, Eddie lives off the government. Yeah. Yeah, he's, he's out of the land. He's too fat, so he lives off the government.

but he got me his Xbox and the whole thing it would stop working after five minutes no matter what so he had a Spider-Man game he's like

okay you can play that and I was like yeah that's the game you gotta see how far he can go in five minutes before it goes on fire it's like a disposable camera you know

you only get it for a few minutes and you're chucking in the bin yeah yeah we used to always get it's weird we used to always get like dodgy shit like that

it's the car boot sale toys like a lot of those kind of stuff you ever have the fake DVDs the guy going to the door we get so many those and the worst quality ever like hitch I remember watching the camcord in the theatre I remember watching Harry Potter one time and I was like

this is weird I'm not seeing people standing up during it I love that that's such a last trade going to the theatre and just taking out a camcord you still watch cams I watch cam, but now it used to be one guy with a cam, and you stick online and that's it.

Back in the day, it was just like, a lad would just sell it around the local area, but that was it, like, yeah. But it'd be everything. I remember my cousin, back to the wrestling, my older cousin used to videotape all the wrestling shows, all the pay-per-views. Oh, yeah, I used to do that.

So my man, he brought over to my house a big sack of videotapes with all the wrestling shows written on them. That's class. But the name of wrestling shows sound a lot like porn. Yeah, like, no way out. Smackdown. Judgment Day. Insurrection.

First blood. Yeah. Bad blood. It's just like... Imagine your dad finds them. I'm like, oh, I guess you don't the film's here.

Oh no. My son's a home. I'm a nice man. Philly gun walking down. Man, I miss wrestling. Why is he jacking off to this greased up Samoan?

What's he cooking? What are you smelling? What's going on here? I don't want to smell what he's cooking. I can spell what you're cooking It's curry It's always curry

Just like the neighbours I don't like them And I don't like you Pal Do you remember he's like Had sleepovers when you're like 10, 11, 12 of your friends Yeah

We had a friend on our street And biggest cry baby ever Like anything he wouldn't watch So we had the Sky movies We're going through the channels And I think Freddy versus Jason Was starting at 10 o'clock And we're like

We're all like 10 11 ago We're going to watch this movie he start crying on the couch right yeah so my mate's mom had to come in and tell us you're not allowed to watch the horror movie put on the wrestling there was a wrestler called the boogey man and used to come down with worms in his mouth and red face paints

and used to like I'm the buggy man spitting worms out of course he started crying his eyes out so his dad had to come up and collect them Jesus they're having me as well a few times not me personally I mean you'd be watching something I remember we wanted to watch Silent Hill one time and he was like no we got to call my parents

suit I remember another time we meant I just mentioned the concept of Ouija boards he was like oh it wouldn't be funny if you do Ouija board he's like I'm leaving now it's a satanic black magic sick shit

oh they're so funny that like sleepovers the idea of them because you didn't realize how weird your friends or their family was yeah until you were there because at school like you're all kind of weird

and you're growing up and you're all developing and all developing nice and you start to notice things about your Shell. But it's like prison in the way or you're just kind of

put together with these lads. Yeah. I was like, I guess you're the least weird or you don't bully me so I guess we're friends and then you're like oh, he's actually a freak.

Yeah. But like even my dad used to be an alcoholic and I remember I had a sleep over like 14, 13 and 14, right? And we were playing guitar hero, me and me friend of room. Yeah. So my dad comes in,

like Randy Maher, she comes in literally in his underpants with his real guitar going, ah, I can do that. better than that, right? And he just leans against the wall

and just slowly disintegrates onto the ground playing guitar. And I'm like, what's your home like life? Yeah, yeah, that's the fun thing about sleepover. You get to see how sad your friends' lives are. We can do it right now, guys. Yeah.

I might cancel the gig tonight. Yeah. Tell her you're not coming home tonight, Gary. Yeah. Freddy versus Jason's on. James has to leave. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.

It's scary. Why is it the black friend dying for? This doesn't adhere to the horror movie genre rules. Oh, no. Was it Kelly Rowland in that movie? Yeah. Has she done any movie since? Yeah, she was in Mia Culper.

She was getting piped by that big dude. Remember you watched it? Jason. No, she, not a very good actor from what I remember. Not real. Freddie versus Jason was pretty cool, though I liked it. And Freddie Kruger, his stunt double was Ray Mysterio. Really?

Ray Mysterio did his fight scenes Wow, okay And the original actor who played Jason for like Friday to 13 from like 3 to 6 or whatever it was I think he was like 6 full

and because they wanted them to tower over Freddie they had to replace the actor and he was a bit like but I'm Jason Yeah Yeah but you're not tall Jason Yeah yeah

You're a good guy and you will find someone but you're not tall enough Like Jason's replaceable Freddy Kruger All is Robert England They tried that with Robert England So the sequel

The sequel to Freddy Crew he wanted like triple the money and he said to Robert England now you're a guy in a mask we're not going to do it they basically had some stunt man trying to do the walk and he just looked like a robot he was real wooden and they actually figured out shit it's actually the actor

it's not just the guy in the mask for this one it's a he's great in it he's an underrated actor Robert England I always like seeing him pop up in things yeah in the Goldberg's that was the last time he revived himself as Freddy Kruger is he still alive yeah he's still gone yeah He does like

Comic-Conn's and all that If you were fucking, like obviously he rakes in But if you were like Screaming Woman number six In like Sluddy Slurgy Tricks You can make a living

Just go around Just all these guys Be like I'm a very big fan of yours My friend You helped me get through The Bad Times Well I wish I didn't

One of the lads He went to the Irish Comic-Con And the lady who voices Pikachu was there And she charged people 50 euro to do a voice record and going pika pika on their phones

Raking it in Whoever fucking paid that deserves to be killed Yeah Your mate paid Did he pay it? He paid for something else Oh I'm heading like

50 quid bargain Yeah listen It sounds like the TV Uh Pikachu I want a poca chew Eh No

Foxer No Yeah We're at the hour there No Don't disrespect Pikachu We can wrap it up there

If you honest with you guys It's 5 o'clock I feel pretty hot and dehydrated That's good though We've been going hard there for two hours And we did some good stuff You should all be proud of yourselves Okay

What is this? What are you doing? It's like a pep talk Yeah I thought it was a new thing It's just for himself He needs this Yeah And yeah and yeah

You know sometimes women don't want to come They wouldn't like it Yeah That's not for everyone They just want me to put it in And ejaculate and then I cry and they think that's sexy and yeah hey

at least you're getting wet for my tears baby tell your friends about all winners here like Robert England man Robert England probably gets so much pussy respect Freddy Krueger out there just getting boxed left and right anything you want to actually watch the

six hour documentary on the Nightmare Films before on YouTube was it it was called but it's literally it's six hours basically though it's the point is it's all it's a film it's like seven movies well eight movies and they have like the hour

like kind of behind the scenes of all them mixed together yeah but um yeah he was saying he woke up once because the makeup used to take like six hours something crazy like that yeah so he fell asleep in the trailer woke up looked in the mirror forgetting he's in the full uniform and screen the place now

that was just really very good series that now 9-0-0-3 yeah I actually find I forgot that very fun my 11th Rachel Taladay worked on that a lot she's very talented. She works in Doctor Who. I got that from my 11th birthday. You had to sneak that in right at the end. It was so close.

I had to get some Doctor Who trivia. People were like, Brian's real cool dude, isn't he? Just at the end of the episode, like, oh, wait a minute, no reason. Some bodacious babes less to this. I guess I won't let him fuck me now. Or it could be worse. Imagine we finished the episode and he just added in himself at the end. Like, and this happened with exterminate.

Oh, man. Cyberman. Look, let's send it there Because I'm dehydrated And me and you are going to go into town, Gary Yeah A bit of a wacky adventure too Yeah

I'm going to do a show tonight Anything you want to promote Gary Well obviously the Haypenny That's where it's at lads Do you like this? See us live In the Haypenny Come to the Haypenny You fucking con't

What's your fucking problem And bring money please Yeah