Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 221 : The Iron Claw

Episode Date: April 6, 2024

The Truth vs Brian and James

okay okay we're back guys we're back with a free one okay and the energy is popping because I have been watching basketball injury videos I was showing you some of them their legs are going the wrong way

man what it was so funny one guy his leg broke and his career was over and we also hilarious I mean I can't deny the humor of it but it's funny they were all like so he's just lying there his fucking leg is like linguine

you know and then all the other players on both teams are all like holding each other and crying like there's a columbine school kids like how will we ever get through this tragedy it's like well who do you care no none of them were comforting poor old gordon yeah Gordon was the guy who broke his leg they're all it's going to be okay man they're over to their side and he's like help he's already dead to us it's time to move on we were laughing like you know he's because he's dead to them you the next day he's in the wheelchair hanging out outside the stadium

like don't even look at me you depress me you've got negative energy yeah he's just like out begging for change you know so we so watch a bit of that I like watching basketball stuff

we also watch Prince Andrew stuff oh my two loves Scoop I'm in the Venn diagram Scoop Scoop so scoop is new Netflix I've got a scoop or though

all three out of Prince Andrews you're bloody nuts well I dare say here on the BBC you again about journalistic integrity we'll talk about scoop in a minute

not a good film but I thought from the six and a half minutes we watched yeah I buy time outright you know I watch the start

and I pick the middle bit and I watch the end and I can decide then if his film is good or not Ebert did the same thing and look what happened to him

yeah karma it's real baby so before that though leave that to the end leave Prince Andrew to the end Prince Andrew is dessert. We'll have a scoop

of scoop. Oh, I like that. That's very good. Not to toot my own Pito, but that's very, very good. Not to nance my own horn, but that's very good. But I want to talk about some other stuff first because it's fresher in my mind, you know? Right. I watch the Trout

versus Alex Jones, the new HBO movie. HBO hit piece, bullshit ostracize. That's what HBO stands for. coming after that my main man yeah I watch the Iron Claw as well which one you want to talk about first

again is to choose your own adventure let's go Alex Jones I guess okay perfect now I'd be honest with you I did go in I watched the start when the kids are still alive apparently as some shooting happens

or did it but so this film is very biased in that it is it it takes the size of the parents. Oh, Jesus Christ. The last thing we need now here. So the parents are all there like,

Billy's got shot at your face. That's what they're saying. In Connecticut. Oh, jeez. Oh, Godfner. Oh, I are in Connecticut. Yeah. So I didn't know what this was

when I saw it. I thought it was just a kind of general documentary about Alex Jones. Yes. But it's purely about the court case, which is good. It narrows it down. And it's a very specific thing

and they go to all the kind of details of it and of course this is all on camera so we have all the little moments all little intrigues all the fuck-ups and it's about basically

well if you ask Alex Jones and he said this on things like Joe Rogan he was like I just merely questioned your idea that all the children

were murdered but then they play actual footage and he's kind of like yeah so what is he actually he says they're all fake the actor you know like the father of the dead

children. He's like, I could barely hold back a smile because he's having the right giggle at us. I saw that go on mad TV, standing next to Artie Lag and Bobby Lee. It is, it is Artie Lang. Oh, my fucking kids dead because he's a little fruit. Didn't run track. So, how many kids died in Sandy Hook?

Like, the answer is zero, by the way. Oh, trick question. You got me there. Do you know how many he'd actually die? I forget. I forget now. There's a lot. It was too many.

Well, it was definitely double digits. Yeah. And that's in stark contrast to the fact that none of them were actually double digits because they were all like five and six years old, you know? Oh.

Yeah. What? What? Oh, I thought you're joking. Oh, okay. Well, it is factually true. Yeah, it is factually true. What do you mean?

I thought you're making a joke about, like, they weren't double digits. Oh, no, I wasn't. And I was like, yeah, you work with that man, yeah. Yeah, that's not how you said it though, is it, the first time. And then you realized your mistake. But anyway. Okay, right, right.

Let's focus on the children, all right? No, no, it's but me not. Okay, so. So, yeah. They get killed. Yes. And, like, in the space of less than, like, 48 hours, Alex Jones is saying, like, this is fake, this is to ban guns, and buy my supplements.

okay and then this documentary proposes the idea that Alex Jones is actually a charlatan and he doesn't actually believe this stuff really he just is going for what sells you know and he makes a lot of money I mean he built like a multi-million dollar empire

off the back of his shit when I listen to Alex Jones which is three times a day I'm not enough yeah I'm sorry put those number get a double digit So the amount of ads I actually couldn't listen to it in the car anymore because I couldn't skip the ads Oh

And it was so... Because they're like embedded in the... They're embedded in it, okay? And it's like six minute ads And then, you know, five minutes of like... Juice, god damn it is real! You're not feeling so good, maybe you need some man pills. Yeah, yeah. You got a tiny penis can't make your woman come?

Yes! I wouldn't mind if it was that because some people need that. Some hardworking, honest people who have nothing wrong with them. But also it's the most dumb shit. He was selling like shower heads and these shower heads stop like fluoride

get into your brain. That's not. Don't sure up you. Don't ruin this. I bought nine, I use all the Patreon money for the shower heads, you know? I tell you that Patreon money

is getting lower and lower, isn't it? I finally, keep losing people. I might finally start showering. Okay. Yeah. But, and so like,

I found it kind of unlistnable after a while. I still enjoy, he's still a showman, you know, I still, I've seen a big fat guy

sweating and screaming. It's always going to be entertaining, you know. Sure, yeah. But the ads ruined it. It also gets very, you know, if you listen to for an hour,

you've heard everything, he says, it's the same shit over and over. Now, I thought this would be a legal battle of wits. It'd be like, the people versus O.J. Simpson,

you know, it was like, you know, the best legal, minds in the business, all competing, all trying to, you know, win the case. It really isn't like that at all. So it's like on one side you have like the people

who are with the parents, you know, trying to prosecute Alex Jones. Yes. And the other side like Alex's team, he seems to have got like basically character from Tim and Eric sketches. Just a weirdo is like, just to look weird. He has like a guy defending who's got long hair

and he looks a bit lost. And it just seems like not be very good at defending his client and the whole thing where they accidentally sent off all the emails and text messages yeah what was that again

they sent all the emails so they were like oh we don't remember this or we don't have emails about that and then they sent all their private emails of Alex Jones

and text messages all his dick picks all is everything they sent it to the other legal team do they not have to like handle over all that stuff in discovery

yeah in discovery yeah and they were like oh we don't have that we lost it. Oh, I see. Right, right, right. And then because that they're like, they made all these statements then half of it true,

like the smoking guns, like, well, we actually have your emails. Do you know that? And Alex Jones is like, what, what? Like, we have your emails. And it's funny because he does this so much. Alex Jones keeps trying to like, well, what about, what about the weapons of mass destruction? You lied about that?

I was like, no, I didn't do that. What about New York Times? What about, they kill all those Iraqis? What about that? Yeah, okay, cool. And back to the email, back to the thing you said. Yeah. And he comes in in the original depositions

Very kind of like This is what happened This is my story You guys are railroading me And then he slowly starts to become more More frustrated and more kind of uncertain Them to keep doing this thing where parents come in They're like you know

My children died They're pushed into a toilet And shot the bits And their teeth and brains When they're shoved into a toilet They were shoved into a toilet Yeah See I don't know anything about the actual

shooting because it was one of the more depressing ones given that they were so young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't a lighthearted shooting. Yeah, it wasn't like Trenchcoat Mafia with Columbine where we were blaming Marilyn Manson. Yeah, yeah, none of that. It's just some skinny freak who looks like

you shooting children, you know? A good-looking man. Yeah, yeah. But it gets worse and worse, and he gets more kind of belligerent, like even the bit where like it looks like he's chewing gum in court and judges him not to shoot guns. He's like, I'm not chewing gum

He's like a kid in school Look, no gum No gum, you're lying But during this whole case, all right He's still broadcasting from Infowars So literally, it's so funny He's a bit and he was like, one, the parents of the dead children

He's a little slow, he's probably autistic And then he goes to court And in court, they play the footage of him That's hilarious Would you call this man autistic and slow? No, I wouldn't and they just play the video Check out the freak head on this motherfucker

There's another bit we're like In court to play There's a video you Is a picture you posted online Of the judge on fire Why do you think about that And he's like no I meant she's burning the truth But I didn't mean I'm not saying

She should be a set on fire Yeah I mean that's just him sharing wacky stuff How is that pertinent to the case? Well it doesn't help the case Does it you know Oh we'll see We'll see

When I'm getting... I bet you he hasn't paid a single cent. How much... No, so he's meant to pay like some crazy amount. I think it's the... With the amount of money... So he lost the case, by the way. Yes.

And the amount of money, it was like you could make like three avatar movies. Uh-huh. Yeah. Now, maybe if you could present that to us in an actual figure, Brian, a number? I don't understand numbers. No?

I just know avatars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I think it was something like 800 million or something insane. I look it up as you talk. But, like, the, he just goes, he just went bankrupt. He's like, oh, I'm actually bankrupt. File chapter 11.

Yeah. But, like, he's still broadcasting. I'm sure he's still making money. We still making loads of money. I don't understand how it works, really, I'll be honest. Yeah, I think it's something like they work out a deal where it's than, like, a certain percentage has to, of what he makes, goes towards what he owes, but he still gets to keep enough to live.

Jeez, Louise, it says here 1.5 billion. Okay, that's a lot. I think that's more than three Avatar movies. Brian, to be honest. I don't know. I'm going to look a bunch of Avatar

course. Oh, no, I'm not actually no. Yeah. Because they shoot them in like bunches,

the avatar movies. Right. And that's something they can consider during the trial. I could have changed the whole thing. Yeah. So, all joke aside,

I thought it was actually a very interesting documentary. Okay. About the case. I will say it's a little bit of like, if we defeat Alex Jones, we can defeat lies. For too long,

people have been telling lies. Yeah. they said at one stage and I don't know this is true and I said a quarter of the American population think Sandy Hook was fake I don't well I don't know America is pretty wild

I actually would believe that maybe less now because the cable it's funny because they're like if we win this case they'll all stop believing that no that's not going to happen

it's not like Alex Jones is the only one who said this he didn't even purport the theory so do they go into the other people who came up with it and like, you know. No, mostly Jones. Okay. The funny thing is, they do the interview his dad in the film.

Alex Jones's dad? Yeah. What? Yeah, apparently he's connected, he's like a higher up in Info Wars. Oh. He's giving his dad a job. He's like, you know, the senior vice president of marketing. You know, Alex Jones has been like radio broadcasting since like the 80s. Like, so I assume maybe his dad worked in it

and got him a job. No, no, no, quite the opposite. I think from my brief, little look here. I think his dad's just like a mechanic. Oh, really? He's like, Dad, you can help out. I'll give it an office. So what does he do? I believe nothing. It seems like from my little brief research, it's like a

make work job. He's like, he's like, dad, you can go and, uh, you know, you can, you're in charge of photocopier. He's like, so, and I fucked up. I accidentally, I tripped and full copying my balls. And then I didn't know, there's another guy

to have working for him. It's so funny, I don't even mean Now, but this guy, he seems proper, like he's got like nine chromosomes in his head, you know? Like, he seems really slow. And he's, like, proper, like, huh, your children aren't dead. He's a straight talker. A coward like you could learn a thing or two from him.

You stop punching down, Brian. Yeah, yeah. Start listening to the content of his character. Not the number of chromosomes he has. They do go into a few other people that purport that. And actually, and they're still like I don't care what you guys say

it's fake it's fake like he went back on it pretty soon you know oh yeah yeah which is funny because the bit in there was like I want to say I'm sorry and trying to shake the hands like the you know the mother of the dead children and she shakes his hand she's like okay and she's like yeah thanks

we're good now yeah we're cool right she shut my hand see it's legally binding 15% in all supplements that's my guarantee he starts plugging it during the court case really yeah they're like would you say infowars more like infomercial because you're selling your supplements he's like well they're a good supplement you know you're 15% iodine every day it stops radiation you know and you starts going into it almost like force the judge is like taking notes oh uh interesting

i need some more iodine so i enjoyed that had a good time with that i also enjoyed the iron claw but that's actually more depressing than the Sandy Hook documentary. Is that right? Yeah. The Sandy Hook kids they weren't in the bear or I didn't have the same emotional

connection to them. Fair enough. So the Iron Claw, do you know much about the Iron Claw? Zach Efron, wrestling, their wrestling family. They're a wrestling dynasty. So I've done about as much research as you usually do for these things.

but please tell me all there are a wrestling dynasty to Von Erics Okay Der Fader is played by Holt McCarty I don't know who that is Oh wait

Mind Hunter Yeah Holt McCarney A good from fight club And lots of things Yeah yeah Yeah well See when you say his name wrong

Then it's hard for me to Come on It's hoot to McGartney Hoopty Gupti McCartagoo It's got like Hoopty Goopty Kishoki Come on

Mishoggi. Halt Mishoggi. So he plays like a wrestler who he never made it. Right. Well, he did okay. Okay. So he didn't make the big, big leagues. Talking like 60s, 70s? Let's say late 60s, 70s when he was around, okay, when he was active.

Right. And then hurt himself. He's getting older. He's got kids. They're literally like living out of like RV, you know. And he's like, okay, I got to settle down. So he does like a regional thing. I forget, let's just say,

wherever part of America they're from, Tennessee, wherever, he's just like a regional wrestling thing. Right. And you make good money, even regional wrestling. Yeah. You can make good money off it. It's like a traveling circus basically. You go around.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, you know, he's, he's underground. He's not Vince, all right? Okay. He's doing okay. He can pay for the kids and he's got a nice farm. He's like MF Doom, you know. He's underground.

He's got the mask. He's a fat, retarded black guy. He wasn't retarded. respect respect well he's dead now he is give him his flowers insults to injury stop mocking him Brian you evil man first the sandy hook

queer is now that big fat idiot you're a monster you have no compassion whatsoever think before you speak so anyway he's past it but he's like you know I'm going to do

well it'll be healthy for everyone I'll just have loads of sons and live through them and be real mean to him and he's got a ranking system he tells him like you're my number one you're my number two son right now Mike's number three and you're number

four but those could change any minute you're number two right now you piss me off you're number four yeah whoever sucks at the best goes straight to number one yes that's a good system I like that oh I'd be bringing an apple to school

yeah my dad had a similar system where you just go you're all cunts. My dad is but I'm the only child. I'm number four. It's you that three-legged

rabid dog, the traveller who keeps stealing turf, and this lump of sheet metal. And the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum cleaner and your mother are tied for a second.

Oh fuck, I already spit there Okay, so Now I'm, so So it's Hope McCarthy Yeah And their wife His wife

Okay, I forget I'll go up and the wife And then he's that It's all brothers, okay? Yeah So Zach Efron Is the number one brother He's the oldest, is it?

Yeah, he's the oldest He is the biggest And I mean, I mean bulging, like incredible Like it's actually The first shot of him He gets out of bed little tighty whiteies

and it is he's disturbingly big like something might pop yes even from like the trailer just anytime you see a picture of his guns his arms

look very vascular like veins are about to pop out and he is Kevin von Eric Kevin von Eric and his whole life he's been told like you have to not like you will be you have to be

no pressure the number one wrestler in the entire world. That's your passion. We're all dead in a ditch. That is what I made you to be the best wrestler. I've trained you your whole life.

That's why you're so big. His brother number two is Jeremy Allen White. Yes, from the bear. Now, he is he's big, okay, not as big as Effron because no one can be as big as Zach Effron. No, all right? Yes.

But he wants to do the Olympics. He doesn't, wants to just be an Olympic wrestler. Oh. So, Zach Ephron wants to... He just wants to get all greased up and roll around on the ground. He wants to do foxcatcher wrestling. What do you call?

I think there's a Greco wrestling. Greco, yes. More like real wrestling, you know? But, like, he doesn't want to do the whole, like, you know, I'm coming for you. Yeah. I must be in Connecticut, because all I see is a bunch of cry babies, whinging about their dead kids, blaming a great man. Who only wants to entertain us?

I love if the rock comes back to say, I've got to go even harder now. It doesn't matter what happened to your little asshole children. Finally, mass shootings have come back to Connecticut. And then there's another brother, okay. Adam Lansa versus the Rock tonight in Reformation. Sorry. There's another brother then. David von Erick played by a guy called Harris Dickinson, who I'm not too familiar,

He's very good in the film. Okay. And there's another brother, Mike, played by a guy called Stanley Simmons. But so, yeah, I just called him, those are ones David and the Mike. Okay. So, if you're wondering, David's also very big. He wants to be a wrestler as well. Right.

And Mike is the smallest, the youngest son. And it's funny because-the-rond of the litter. The thing is, like, he's a normal-sized man. Yes. But with all everyone else in the room, you're like, is this guy, is he emaciated? Is he like on hunger strike? What the fuck's wrong with him? He looks so sick at the star

He's like, what the fuck? And you're like, oh no, he's, he's normal. It's the rest of them that are freaks. Because also, he's just wearing a shirt. Right. Okay, all the rest of them are literally in their tighty whitties or they're like showing up, they're like crop tops basically. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're all dressed like, you know when like someone, like a child and someone post spelling them to come into adults and still wearing a child's clothes? They look like that. Yeah, well, what was with that crop top 80s look? like dudes would wear crop tops I know yeah and also

they gotta bring that back and also just their mother is Mara Mara Tierney Oh yeah yeah yeah you know her generic character actor

so in the film there's one two there's four brothers right there's another brother as well who killed himself oh and it's funny because

it's just funny no it's funny because the director was like we took that out because we thought the film was too sad already

right but that's kind of a weird choice it's very weird it's like you're doing a JFK movie like we didn't mention Dallas

yeah I would just ruin it's a very odd choice especially for the thing it was like you know it's like

this is a tribute to the family that was you know so unlucky and such a tragic story but we don't want

to get too much of a bummer you know yeah so when then did he was he interested

as well they want to kill himself yeah yeah so the point is we just go to um when is it like 1980 this film mostly takes part and I know it's 1980 because the whole thing is Jeremy Allen White wants to go to the Olympics right but there is some kind of boycott of the Olympics you remember this I think the Olympics

it's to do with like the Russia I only know it for the Simpsons yeah yeah yeah I was trying to go all like David Frost they're like oh yes I think I'm rather familiar. Remember the Krusty burger? Krusty was given away the free Krusty burgers and then he's like Oh, you people are paying

some ruined. It was so funny. Yes, I'm 34. Thank you for asking. Whenever people ask global events, it's like, you know, talking about Israel, Palestine. I'm like, was that to do with the Krusty burger? What did Krusty say? Herschel Krastowski? That would be a funny thing now.

It's like you have free Krusty burger for every, like, dead Palestinians. That would be good satire, you know. But anyway, look, so so anyway, my point is because he can't go to Olympics, he's like, okay, I'll just become wrestler as well. And then the dad's like, it's going to be three of you wrestling.

So it's going to be Jeremy Allen White, David and Zach Efron, Mike, the smallest one, he's a lost cause. Right. Yeah, yeah. So it's going to be the three of you guys wrestling. And they get huge.

Sorry, which one killed himself? Was that like another one? Another one, yeah. That doesn't even get mentioned. There's a fifth one. that in the universe of the film does not exist. Kevin? Or no?

I don't know his name is. Okay. They wiped them from Wikipedia. They like ripped down his tombstone, dug him up and flung him out into the sea. Best thing for it, really, you know? Yeah. We don't want TMZ coming around here.

So in the film, there's four brothers. In real life, just five brothers. That's my point, okay? So now there's three brothers resting together, the Von Errik brothers, and they're really good. become a sensation okay and they're very very good they're rising up Jonas brothers but wrestling yeah yeah they're rising up the ranks I tell you I I the some of the wrestling stuff

in it like it's grand whatever like that but there's a bit in it where one wrestler he's probably a big name I think he's a sheik maybe or something some like big name you know bruiser brodie I think it is I think he's like a big enough name bruiser brodie see I again I I don't know them I just kind of recognize I would know any of the 80s stuff I just a lot of these guys here have own Wikipedia pages, so there must be someone big, but yeah, they pick him up and they throw him off the fucking ring onto concrete, and he hits

the concrete, and he's like, Zach Efron's like, oh, oh, fuck, like that, and like, Holt McCarty, his dad's like, get up, you gotta get up, get up, get up, it's like, ah, get up, and he gets up, you only's doing like the, you know, 10, man, yeah, he gets up a little bit too late. He still gets up, though,

and then does a fucking, like, picks up the guy and all that, and Hulk McCarry is like, disgrace. You're now my number two son, okay? Jeremy Allen White yours. And this sandwich you made me as delicious, thank you. No, you literally

is like, you know, I can't trust you. If you get whacked off concrete and you can't get up in three seconds, or are you gay? If four shattered vertebraise is enough to, you know, make you lie there like a lazy bone.

Throw you on the ground, thinking about sucking cock, weren't you? Look, that's natural. Every man thinks about sucking cock as soon as he lies down on the ground. That's the way God made us. We've got to fight those urges

with wrestling. We've got to get all greased up and wrestle with dudes. That's how you get pussy. So it's going well for them, anyway. Even though, like, also, Zach Efron, he's not very good to cutting the promos. He's like, hey you,

we're... Oh, God, what was it? We're coming for you. We're going to, we're going to, we're going to really get you. Oh, yeah. You're going to be, oh, I'm going to lick your butt, kick your butt. I'm going to, oh. I'm going to suck your cock.

I mean, I'm going to be licking ass and taking names of people who let me lick their ass. And they're all out in names. I came to choose. ass hold dick ass or whatever I don't know yeah so he's not good at the pro

what about the other two are they better so it turns out David Dickinson brother number three yeah he is great he's the showman

he's the showman okay so so they kind of they assume they're natural positions he's number one you know Zach Ephron's like the bigger one

he's kind of quiet and Jeremy Allen White can do lots of kind of pretty cool technique stuff you know. Yeah. So they've all got their own strengths and weaknesses.

Right. It's all going well. What about the ront? What's he doing this whole time? He's just there on the side eating hot dogs, you know? Dad, look how many I could fit in my mouth. It was! Yeah, you get that from your mother.

Not that I'd know. God damn it. Hey, anyone see where my wife and Rick Flair went? Woo! By the way, the mother and this is very funny. She's exactly like the mother in succession. where they'd be like, Mom, I think

Dad's going too hard. That's not my problem. I'm like, you know, Dad, I think Mike's got serious depression. Well, not my problem. You know, you sort that amongst yourselves, folks. Anyway, so it's all going well.

Zach Ephraim meets Lily James. They fall in love, they get married. Do they fuck? Do we get to see the fuck? He gets her pregnant. Really? Yeah, yeah. So that means nothing these days.

Do we get to see her give birth? That's so hot. in the ring and they throw the baby on the concrete so it's all going well but then now a thing about the film that you can't really help is some of these debts

in the film are very un-cinematic they're kind of like just sad and tragic so for example they find out that there's a big big match in Japan I think all right but it's only a singles match

is one-on-one right So they decide which one's going to go and of course they pick brother number three. Who? David. Oh, yeah, Mr. Personality. Yeah, Mr. Personality. So he's going to go up there.

Then he goes to Japan and then they get a call and be like, oh, he's dead. Yeah. He just has a heart attack and died. Oh, right. I thought he was like, yeah, his Japanese impression did not go over well. Oh, he has a heart attack and die.

Well, here's the thing. They don't mention in the film, he just dies as a heart attack. That's it. there's rumours that it was a drug thing and that like, I'll actually look up some wrestlers like hid all this stuff, you know?

Oh, right, yeah, like, Cleetot is locked like, I'm sure they were all look, this has been a well-documented thing that wrestlers, like those travelling wrestlers, they're all on steroids, cocaine, painkillers, they're boozing, just to get through life. Yeah, I think Rick Flair and Bruiser Brody,

they like, it's rumoured that they just dumped all the shit. Like they flushed it all, you know. Flushed it, really? Oh, yeah, yeah, I think. Yeah, yeah. We got to get rid of this drugs in a safe way. We must dispose of these narcotics appropriately with caution.

I'll get the hazmat suit, brother, so we don't get addicted to the wacky goofball pills. Even the smallest sniff. I mean, look at this. Oh, doesn't even smell good. I didn't enjoy that at all. What a bitter taste. Yeah, I'm sure they just fucking... Ah, the wee fucking dip head.

He's dead. That's clean out his locker and get fucked up. They're licking his body. They're licking the bag. But anyway, so he's dead. Yeah. And she's like, how does this happen? So they're all depressed about that, right?

Right. And, um... Because they've lost their face. The Mr. Personnel is gone. And what's funny is Jeremy Allen White, he's like proper like, I'm so sad. I maybe I should kill myself. And they're like, I'm worried about my brother.

And the mother's like Nice, he's fine Yeah, he's just being a grumpy ghost, come on. And then like Holt McCarty is like, uh, McCallany. That's his name, Holt McCallany. Yeah. I know it's not McCarthy anyway, but it's something like that. It's the dad anyway.

So the dad's like, you know, I'll fix him. Mind hunter. Just call him mind hunter's like, you know, fix him. More rastling. Yeah. Get back in the ring, get whacked, get more concussions. Get hit the head till the sad feelings go away. So Jeremy Allen White. for the Looney Tunes, it'll work for you. I've seen Animaniacs.

So Jeremy Allen White decides that what you should do is get drunk and get on a motorbike. Hell yeah. And then the next scene, he gets out of bed and he gets on his crutches, stands up, he's missing a leg. Oh. Yeah. What? Now, here's... Well, I mean, I've heard motorbikes are expensive.

You'll end up... It'll cost you an arm and a leg. That's why I like... that's what that's something we can all enjoy so Jeremy Alan White The Tu and Terry Mongoloid being disfigured and losing a limb That's fun for the whole family that is

So Jeremy Allen White He wrestled for years with a fake leg And no one knew Really? No one knew it, yeah, yeah That's insane And it's pretty impressive So he had to like, it was constant pain He had so many painkillers

Even just like, you know standing he's like oh shit and he's not when you're wrestling you do more than standing he had to like get thrown up in the air land on his feet

his stump was hitting the fake wood of the basically a fancy peg leg and he's like oh I love wrestling it was an unfortunate timing because they wrote a new

character arc for him where he's the hopscotch champion he could do hopscotch, pogo sticks, unicycles, he does it all. The dad's like, I'm going to challenge him. So, you know what they do?

It's pretty funny. They're like, let's get Mike. Oh, you're the little guy. The wee fucking twig who's shoveling hot dogs up his ass. Yeah, so now it's like, it's like the three stooges. This is getting a new one, right? So it's Mike's there as well,

but again, not very cinematic, but this is real, okay? They do a show with Mike. Mike gets thrown to the ground and hurts his shoulder. And they're like, oh no, okay, stop the match. And then I forget the exact medical term, but apparently something,

some kind of like virus gets in his brain. Oh. I think something goes wrong while they're fixing his shoulder. Oh. And something goes in his brain. I'll actually look it up, actually. Sepsis or something?

Maybe he gets sepsis in his brain, yeah. I don't know if that's the thing. But yeah, he got some kind of bacterial infection. And when they get him out, do a press conference. And Zach, everyone's like, I know my brother's excited to get back in the ring. And the brother's like, yes. I want to wrestle with my, where's David? David went Japan.

Where is he? The dad's like, I know what'll fix this. He tries to screw a fake leg onto his head. Well, help the other guy. I mean, come on. So they're like, okay, Mike, you can't rest anymore, but now you can focus on your music. Oh, God. And Mike's like, yeah, I can play guitar.

And you try to play guitar just drops it. He's like, oh, I can't remember. Now he leaves a note saying like, you'll be happier without me. Oh, my God. It's felt wrong. You'll be happier without me. He's not a dig at me? on my fifth leg

that piece of shit how daring I think he just goes off and shoots himself in the field It's obviously already a very depressing morbid stories

So why you just remove It's not like Oh well you know We gotta give the one ray of hope Yeah Yeah It just won't talk about One of the other suicide

And it seems like they were all depressed and suicidal So then Now is just Jeremy Alan White and Zach Ephron. And their wrestling is a double team, okay?

And he's still got only one leg. Yeah, yeah. Didn't grow back. They don't grow back. They have a big match actually with Zach, I know he says Zach, Rick Flair.

Okay. This is a big, big one. I think this is like, um, for the world heavyweight something. Okay, it's a real big one, all right?

They've worked all the way up to this and Zach Ephron. And they have a thing, the iron claw, by the way, is a thing to do where they like, it looks pretty stupid, but it's like they,

use the power of the iron claw and they grab someone's head and they're like shake it and apparently it's so like strong people are like no release me and that's where autism comes from does they do the iron claw on you you're autistic

so they have the big match Zach Efron versus Rick Flair and the guy who plays Rick Flair by the way really good okay if you honestly they really tease you Rick Flair like God I love a bit of fun in this film Rick Flair soaps like who

That looks fun. Taking his cock out on an airplane and doing blow with a big feather boa. Woo! But you know, it's funny now, Rick Flair, like modern-day Rick Flair, is more depressed than the Von Erics. He's like, please don't make fun of people. My son died of drugs. We must be cared to one another.

He starts crying and it's just... Then Tony Hinchcliffe's saying, Something your son was gay. Yeah, on Kill Tony. Yeah. We're speaking of comedians, by the way. Have you seen that new Tom Zagora news? No.

He's going to play Tony Clifton. Tony Clifton? Yeah. From the Andy Kaufman? Yeah, yeah. What? So, I don't know exactly much about this, but they're making a Tony Clifton movie. No Coffman.

Okay, so it's a fictional movie about Tony Clifton. Oh, my God. Tom Sagarra is going to play Tony Clifton. So it actually has nothing to do with the real-life story. It's just taking... No, no. It's just, imagine, it's about... They've taken the character, the IP,

and it's a movie about... It's probably going to be him, like, getting involved with bank robbers or something, something stupid. Yeah. What's the name of a guy who is Andy Kaufman's collaborator? I don't know. Paul G. Matty played him in the movie, yeah.

But I don't know. Yeah. I assume he's still alive and has given them permission to do this. Maybe it's just a cash grab thing. Like, Jim Carrey is Tony Clifton. very funny because he's very you know he can be over the top and I've never seen that from Tom Segura

once to honest I've never really he's never done it for me Tom Segura I've never really got into his stuff you know it's called dirty rotten bastard oh let me see what let's have a look to sorry it's not really fun details yeah is Bobby Zamuda

yes that's him Bobby Zamuda yeah yeah I think I think he's involved with Robert Zamuda yeah but anyway Sorry, I've got distracted So the Vaughn Erick's The rest on Rick Flair Yeah, yeah

And basically the pressure is too much Zach Ephron Beets him in the match So he wins Okay He beats Rick Flair But he kind of lose it near the ends Just starts

After the bell rings He just keeps whacking Rick Flair in the head And he's like whacking him Like genuinely hitting him Right And there's blood going everywhere Oh

And because they disqualify fight. So Rick Flair gets to keep the belt basically because he's went too hard okay? Yeah.

And then he cut to the dressing room and the dad is furious mind hunter is furious and he's like I should have got the bear to fight

yeah you fucked up peg leg would have been better than you it's funny because they're like talking

about how angry they are but then Rick Flair comes like man that was awesome woo you are really going for it man

you do that again that's the best I felt in years you want to get fucked he cracks up in Canada you want to get fucked up

and the dad's like he does not want to get fucked up who no Mr. Flair

get on you go woohoo somewhere else you do get out and then that Rick Fleer is gone

woo who are you a fucking owl that doesn't really make sense shut up a mind hunter

so the next bit is it's Christmas all the all the big Christmas well of a big

Two and a half of the family that's left. It's a big table. Let's just say secret Santa wasn't so secret, you know. Oh, I wonder who got me this. It's funny. And Jeremy Allen White, he brings home this new woman. He's like, yeah, he's my new girl. I'm doing good.

Yeah, yeah. Dad, I bought your new gun. Dad's like, that's a shit gun, all right? Oh. And he's like, oh, okay, dad. And then they all go home to their separate houses, all right? Yeah. Because, and, you know,

Zach everyone's got kids now, you know. With Lily James. Yeah, Lee James, yeah. Right. And then he gets a call from Jeremy Allen White. He's like, man, I just feel so sad. It hurts every day, man.

I just want to kill myself right now. And he's like, what about your girl? She means nothing to me. I don't care about anything. I'm fucking going to kill myself right now. He's like, well, hang on. I'm going to come over to you. Yeah.

He's like, yeah, well, you come over, I'll be dead. Like, Zach everyone calls the dad. Right. And he's like, dad, you got to try. check up on because he's closer boy he's like

that's an issue between you guys yeah that's really a brother problem I don't want to get in the way of a sibling

squabble dad he's got some kids held hostage in a school in Connecticut ah that didn't happen

so so then like he gets over to Jeremy Allen's White's house he's just lying against a tree

bullet hole in the head yeah yeah what happened who's responsible for this

oh it's Rick Flair getting revenge So then Which a really good Catartic scene There's a dad

Then shows like Hey what you do Why you let him do that Yeah Zach Effron goes Absolutely mental Almost chokes his dad to death Awesome

He's like I bet you like that didn't you Oh it made you feel strong Get him Get him Woo Woo And basically after that

He's like I'm done with resting I'm done with everything All right Yeah He quits the whole thing he separates himself for his family

like the moral of the story is just like separate yourself for your family and you're way happier yes so he does that focuses on his wife

and kids and the happy endings what is happy as happy as happy he can be okay is that now he lives in a big ranch

he's being inducted into like the Hall of Fame you know and there's like 13 people in the ranch because it's like his kids and grandkids

and all that yeah they all live together nice and they've got they show real photos of him with his family and all that He's still alive.

Still alive, still with Lily James and all that. That's awesome. Now, one thing that really, I was like, oh, come on, you're so close, is when Jeremy Allen White dies, there's a kind of a dream sequence thing where he's on a boat and all his brothers are on an island

and he's like, come on, man, come on. Epstein Island. Man, this is the most, this is the happiest I felt in years. I always wondered what was missing for my life. Turns out it was human trafficking. to be honest it really made me think of

it just reminded me of remember when Bart sells a soul it made me think of that it's such a depressing I'll be honest when you said it I thought of it too

yeah just the same shit it's such a fucking relentlessly depressing film but then they'll hug each other on the magic island

I didn't like that but overall the film is a good achievement good performances my one problem is you are kind of shackled

to reality in a way and there's not much you can do with it and I would like a bit more insight in a lot of these characters like let's say Jeremy Allen White

he's just kind of like okay I'll wrestle I'm sad brum brum I lost my leg I feel sad that's it there's no kind of like

you know why do we I don't I don't think dead is do has our best interest at heart it's like very little of that you know or with the mother is very little stuff with the she's just very hands off

did they have any daughter as there was all sons all sons yeah right Mind Hunter would not allow a daughter to come out of his dolls so it's like Malcolm in the middle but with wrestling yes it is life is unfair Reese Dewey I'm so depressed

Dewey's like I have I can't wait to get back in the ring I've been watching re-watching Malcolm in the middle I think I might even need to watch them after That's a good fucking show Like I watched it a lot when I was growing up So you don't really appreciate it

And I kind of never went back to it And I'm not sure why But I just started rewatching I was like fuck this is good It's so well written It's very funny It's so fast It's so fast pace

There's so many like big Like stunts and like kind of like action sequences Yeah there is yeah It's like, it's very, it kind of, I'm watching, I'm like, God, they must have spent so much money making this. You compare that to other shows at time. They're like, just three camera set up, you know, sound stage. Like fucking friends. Yeah, yeah.

And this, like, again, like, there's so much. And also this stuff that, like, is kind of break in norm, like the bowling episode. Yes. It's, like, two different timelines and stuff like that. And just, like, it's single camera, no laugh track. You know, it's kind of, they're, they're dog shit and people. They were going over the place as well. Like, it wasn't just, like, the same houses.

There's like, just like, you know, on road trips, they're doing this. Water parks. Yeah. Hanging out with that retard. No, he's very funny. Sorry, no disrespect to Craig Feldspar. To MF2. Where is you?

Yeah. Actually, what episode are you on in the moment? I tell you, I'm like around the start, maybe episode two of season three. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of really burning through it. Remember the paper they go like to the bomb testing facility? yeah that's some funny season two

and it's just like their shit exploding and they're running around it's really funny you know what it was the whole time I was like

oh my God they must have spent so much money making this because that's a really shocking thing to see it's too much yeah

compared like what's the most you know again like friends or Seinfeld or like Big Bang theory they build those sets

and then that's it that's it let's say they have the diner set or whatever like that yeah they just do it up again and it's like

Now it's the fancy hotel and now it's a diner again. You know, that's not even real streets on Seinfeld? I know, Brian. Oh, you're right. I'm talking, I'm talking to the master. You know, that guy's Jewish. But yeah, I think when you're doing a film that's so depressing like that, it can become almost like you're just watching a recreation.

Yeah. And it's not really a very, not like a film. I was thinking they're like you know boogie nights Yes One of my favourite films Right fantastic That was based on a few different porn actors Yeah John Holmes

Yeah exactly The Wonderland murders Exactly but he changed it To Dirk digger And then he has more freedom To actually do what he wants I think with this If it was inspired by the von Erics

But then they could do More with it And maybe have him kill his dad Or have him do something like Or maybe make some of the deaths A bit more The fact of all these deaths Cinematic

Or just the fact of this happened like off camera like at least show the brother O'Ding in Japan yeah yeah like that's a kind you can make that cinematic you know or even just have him like in Japan be like yeah guys just be up in the hotel room

eating bananas or just or do something it it it's a very good film and like you cannot while watching you not not think about like

how many fucking, even Jeremy Allen White, you're like, how many fucking push-ups does this man do to prepare for this? Like, this is... I mean, I think with Zach Ephron, like, he has to be Royed in the outline. But you're saying, with Jeremy Allen White, he can put on, like, a baggy shirt

and then play the chef again in the bear. Yeah. And it's not too noticeable. Yes. All right. But, with Zach Ephron, when he plays Ricky Snicky, you're like, what the fuck's with his face? Yeah, man, his face was weird in that. It's a bit like, I was, I mentioned Frozen Empire.

on the Patreon episode I've watched Ghostbusters Frozen Empire I was talking about Kamel Nujani Oh fuck I guess he's name Holt McCarty Camel Mangiani Silicon Valley He couldn't go back and play

If they did he get a Silicon Valley Revival now His face looks so different now Yeah Not a bad way But it's like he's more defined He's got jaw line now Yeah his jaw

And like Then there's a bit of a kind of a sagging Of the skin I think when you like Do that really Extreme Putter on loads of muscle then lose it it kind of ages you quite a bit

in the face I think but yeah I get what you mean he looks dramatically different now yeah like so in Ghostbuster example he's wearing again like just a baggy clothes and all that yes you know it's funny he didn't take his shirt off in that Marvel movie in the Eternal's

we got ripped for it yeah he doesn't take his shirt off there's no action scenes really in it I think it's just a case of like hey if they're paying I might as well why not get shredded once in my life what we're talking about, like, you know, if you sign up for Roadhouse, you're Jake Gyllenhaal. It's signing for Roadhouse. Yeah. The studio want

you to be ripped. So they are going to put all their money into me, giving you the best trainers. Yes. So for him, it's like, I could get a personal trainer or appear in Roadhouse. Yeah. I get to hang out with McGregor as well. I get to hang with this weird Irish guy. I have no idea what he's saying. He must have some kind of neurological disorder.

He keeps jittering on me. You do fucking notin what? What time we get there, yeah? Got like 10 minutes. okay um you watch the holdovers as well you were saying oh the holdovers uh is legit very very fun yeah i actually want you to watch it because i think you'd have a great time watching it i mean i do like alexander pain it's really up your street i think it's kind of like paul giamati misintropic characters yes um dark but not needlessly like and it's like a kind of a nice ending to it's a little bit

of heart a bit of warmth you know the whole kind of basic premises he runs a fan no it doesn't run he's a teacher in a fancy prep school like a boarding school boarding school yeah and he has made a lot of enemies over the years because a lot of times why would I like it then are they all like to get him just like me

I know how you feel Giamatti so like for example a lot of times his kids there and the dean's like just get him to Harvard you know and then the parents his parents he's a he's one of the Vanderbeaks you know right yeah yeah yeah if you get him to Harvard

you know, give him an A, don't a lot more money to school. It's like, I will not do that, you know? Oh, he doesn't play the game. He doesn't play the game at all. He has integrity like a retard. Yeah, and you find out, that's something I'd never have, you know. And you find out... I've still got nothing. I'll fucking sell out

my own mother, I'll do it all. Put me in a dress, I'll kill a baby, whatever you need. But I got nothing. How's my career going? I'm running dip shit open banks with this fucking asshole in the hip. getting spat on by junkies and children calling gay. I have a great time

I thought were fun you know and you're like this is the worst time my life ever I'm like James that sure was exciting wasn't it? I'm like Jeremy Allen why does I everything hurts all the time Brian I'm too scared to go

on a motorcycle though so I just get on one of those like city bikes with the little motor in it and I just crash into a bin I've lost my leg No, you haven't Oh, I feel like I have There's a weird tingling in it

So I might as well chop it off I've got pins and needles But anyways So He doesn't play the game He doesn't play the game So he's punished basically But like, look

During the Christmas break Some kids Their parents don't want them Or they've got weird home situations To stay in the school You got to mind them You got basically babysitting duty Okay.

Same with these kids. All the kids are funny now. There's one kid in particular like the main kind of kid is like his first acting role ever. I say kid but away like they're all probably of age. Oh, probably.

Ah, I just lost interest. And they've got that I think what's the name Diane? The woman who won the best support and actress. Joy. Divine Joy. Rudolf or something.

Yeah, yeah. I would know what her name is down. She's very good in that anyway. Okay, yes. Yeah, yeah. She won the Oscar for it. didn't she? Yeah, I wish Paul would have won the Oscar. Paul's very good. Who won? Who won

? Uh, Killian. Ah, okay. I can't, you can't really argue with that. And Killian's got more to do, more speeches and all that. Yes. Giamatti's more just kind of like, I do like seeing Giamati play like a fat loser or drinks too much and like, never been

done before. I mean, sideways Alexander Payne and it's the same thing. There's a pain there is like, you know, a man must be like this up in the morning and reading his books. And I like my solitary if I wouldn't even like a wife, no thank you. What, sucking on my penis all hours of the day? I've dedicated my life to learning.

And then they just cut to him. He's like on a bed, like passing out like, yeah, he's just farting and he's like, leh. He mentioned she's a skin condition, so he smells weird. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. What does he smell like? He smells like eggs or something.

He can't sweat, right? He's got a lazy eye. Oh, God. He's great. He's the hero we can all this buyer to be. My cock stinks of egg. Hey, you want a bit of egg salad,

you bitch? What am I doing wrong? Toss salad and scramble cock. And then like he's got a tough, I was kind of sucker for these kind of like tough exterior, but in it over the course film he's a bit like maybe people aren't all scum.

I don't like the message, but I like the film. So it's just eventually he learns to love love himself not even that far but he just he learns to stand up

for himself maybe take a bath you stinky cold he learns to kind of stand up himself a little bit and kind of just yeah

you know get out of his routine a bit and you know maybe let some people into his life a bit more okay not to spoil too much

but you couldn't really spoil it I couldn't be like and at the end he becomes friends with the kid and if I say that you're off like

well now I'm thinking about that the whole time yes that's good Yeah it's a good The kid's very good And it's a good

It's a good stuff For his father as well See what's Ironcloth Good stuff for him Where he says his dad Is dead But turns out he's not dead

Oh Yeah Yeah Okay His dad's mental Like a dementia No his dad's In a ward

He's like Dead Merry Christmas He's like They're putting something In my food You gotta set them out They put an iodine I listen to Alex Jones

You know none of those kids died three of them were back earned extras and Zoe 101 and that brings me to Dan Schneider he's been railroaded he's innocent I tell you he's a patsy he's a fall guy

quite a funny thing to be like I'm I think Sandy Hook was a fake and Dan Schneider's innocent to have those two things on your t-shirt at the same time you know like Gineiro in Cape Bear

he's got like love and hate tattooed on either side for me it's like sandy hook's fake Dan Schneider's innocent I think it on your knuckles they have Sandy hook fake and you try to get that all on your knuckles it won't fit on your feet

You just have to wear sand on your finger The rest is on my toes But uh Why are we at there? We got a couple of minutes left A couple of mess, yeah I don't want to talk about Scoop

Scoop was boring I kind of want to watch the full film before I say too much about I will say the guy they get to play Prince Andrew It's a very good likeness. Man, you're creaming yourself over him. I was. Well, the real guy is very handsome.

I'm not exaggerating. He was creaming. Yes, I was. What's happening? This doesn't usually happen. Even when you piss yourself, like, I'm creaming. I'm coming so hard. Yeah.

To be honest, it seemed like it was really, I mean, you kind of made the point that, you know, they're finding it difficult to force, like, a suspense and drama into the 90 minute narrative. A lot of like close-up shots of like printers printing stuff out with dramatic music behind. And they're waiting and be like, what's it? It's just the word pedo on a blank page.

It's like, I knew it. We got the results back from the lab. Yeah. You know, it just, yeah. I don't think it'll be very good. But I could be wrong. I want to watch, I want to give actually a proper go-ahead for a watcher. I also watch the new X-Men.

Men animated series. Well, again, I want to watch a few more episodes before I... I also, be honest with you, it's the whole thing about this X-Men, this new spin-up, this new animated thing is, it's a direct continuation of the animated series. Right. I have no memory of what happened in the animated series. No, me neither. So they're like, remember last week, Professor X did this?

Yeah. I don't remember it. I mean, it's like from fucking 30 years ago. Yeah, I'm not nerdy enough for this animation. Who is this four? Is it four people in their 30? or is it meant to be for kids? Oh, it must be for their...

Well, it's set in the fucking 90s. It must be for people like us, you know, because it's all like, you know... Don't tar me with your autistic brush. It's all like, remember, let's watch the VHS. And I'm like, oh! Yeah. Oh, that's what we did.

You kids wouldn't understand. I feel sorry for you with your TikToks. And your internet pornography at all times. I used to have to wag to... Rogue's ass The Cameron The Cadbury's Caramel

Bunny Oh and Lola Bunny and a dead Bonnie I found in the field

Oh yes Little Slough Yeah Mammy's Little Hooh I also wanted to watch The Beekeeper

I thought that be a funny film I'm watching What the fuck is that You've heard about the

beekeeper The premise is Jason Statim is a beekeeper But maybe he's got a dark past. No, no, no. But in the I feel like, I'm a beekeeper, I am.

But in terms of beekeepers are actually a global network of assassins. Oh. I see the bee keeper, bequeefer. I'm a bee quiefer. Beekeeper, Sutherland. The beekeepers

keep order. This is stupid. In the hide. Is that what John Wick is? No. Minus the beekeeping. They're just an international. commercial cabal of assassins. And Jeremy Irons is like the head of the hive. He's like, oh, beekeepers, you have to, oh, find

the honey. But anyway, he's retired from the beekeeping. He's like, oh, now I'm actually just a beekeeper. He's got bees. Okay? This is so fucking stupid. No, no, it gets better, though, right? But then he, because he moves in with this old woman.

She's like, I got a room for somebody, a strapping young man. He's like, yeah, that's raw. I'm 28. Oh, I have. So he moves in with her And it's like, oh, give you some honey And she's like, oh, what a charming man I'm like, you a lot, my mum, yeah

But then, that's where this is true, okay She gets an email from a Nigerian prince Oh, yes And she loses all her money And then she kills herself Really? Yeah, yeah, she's like, I lost all me pension money I lost me savings

Oh, pooh, it's just like She bon erics herself And then When you said, do you want some BBC I thought he were talking about news night Oh no I lost it all

And then Jason's date him It's like oh I'll come at Retourment And just carry out a genocide in Nigeria No no but here's thing I believe Because I was reading about this film Okay

Turns out this is a telemarketing scam Yeah But it's actually connected to a politician Who's based on AOC Oh Who's the bad guy, you know? Ooh, I like that.

That's juicy. Now he's got to assassinate the presidential candidate because she killed an old woman by going to be Nigerian. I don't care. I'll beg your ditch, oh, love. You're going to get you, nah. So you think, because a beekeeper, when a beekeeper leaves the hive, yes.

Okay, he's dead to them. So now that he's out active, all right, all the other beekeepers have to kill him. So now he's got to kill all the other beekeepers. Just call him assassins. You saw like a fucking idiot. The beekeepers are all. Buzz, buzz, buzz.

I'm buzzing for this movie. To be or not to be. So I might watch that now. Apparently. I mean, honest, it does sound like four. Yours, I think it's like the sixth biggest movie of the year I haven't heard about it at all I think David Ayer did it let me look up now

B no someone actually cool did it I think of the guy who wrote equilibrium wrote it uh huh yeah so come on yeah it's directed by David Ayer David Ayer all right and it's written by Kurt Wimmer Right Who sounds like you're onto a webinar there pal

Kurt Wimmer who wrote Equilibrium Oh and law abiding citizen Wow I mean And expendables fours Oh, jeez. Give him his Oscar already. Man, it made $152 million on a 40 million budget. That's pretty good.

Fair play, Jason Statum, yeah. I mean, he's still a, he's a box office draw. It got 71%. He, you know, he definitely, he's doing the whole, you know, what do they call it, like, geyser action movies. There's a term for it now, though, and I don't know what it is. Statum hasn't lost his sting. Ooh. Did you come up with that?

No, no. I don't think so. I would not. That was a Matt Zoller Speets. Writing for roger ebert.com. Okay. And look, um, sorry, it was just reading that. Yeah, it's a real shame the beekeeper isn't a righteous trash masterpiece that keeps threatening to turn into. Ugh.

What dork wrote that? Uh, somebody's a guardian. Of course. Yeah. Anyway, look, we're over the hour. Sorry, sorry. Yeah. I'm just so interesting.

in the beekeeper. I might have to go watch this though. Jeremy Irons Mimi Driver's in it. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. What fuck's that? Mimi Driver from Goodwill Hunting. Mini Driver. Yeah, as I said. No, it's not what you said. It's never what you said. You say the wrong name

then you look at me like I'm an asshole. It's Mini Driver. It's meme drive. Baby Driver. It's Mini Schuber. yeah mini driver yes from Goodwill haunting

we're going to end it now I am going to go back to Carlo I'm going to watch the beekeeper probably go back in your banana bull

pal yeah Dublin is full yeah you're going to go watch the beekeeper yeah yeah see dad

I'm a man I'll go get bees it's like Brian stop talking like that I don't know what you mean actually I'll just end on this and it has nothing to do with anything.

But Nick Crowell did a comedy special where he's like, I've got a voice in my head that sounds like Jason Statham. And then he spends like half a special going, what are you doing? Like the shittiest, worst British accent I've ever heard. He is awful. He told me this a while ago. I hate him.

I watched it a little bit of it. I was like, this is genuinely, like, terrible. Really fucking bad. This is so lazy. He is worse than his dad. Yes. At least his dad does a bit good work, you know. puts the graft in, you know.

A bit of elbow grease. Imagine like you're causing coups in Central America and stuff, you know, like you're doing all this like you're helping to destroy, you're helping to carry out genocide and you're like, what my son is doing? Oh, you ever know if Jason Staten talks like this?

Oh, he's like, oh, stop eating pizza, do fatty. Yeah. What about if it was like, Oh, Jason Staten, Statham? You had a watch up your dad's ass. Oh, are you looking at me? Oh, you can't end all the truth. Yeah.

Yeah. It was awful. It was one of the worst things I ever seen. I was so angry. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm going to watch that as well. So free Palestine is what I'm saying.

Don't let the cralls win. Oh, well, look, going to end it there, guys. All right. Goodbye.