Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 223 : The Magic of Nudity

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

David Mitchell Magical Mystery Tour

A nice chill episode. Yes, yes, nice chill, free episode to ease people back into the Brian James. We heard the brainless masses crying out for free content. Heaven forfend, you pay for it. Yeah, bloody cunts. So, we're very happy to be back, of course. It's wonderful to be here. I went that with satire.

There's the cost of living crisis. People are struggling. I'm struggling financially. I don't know how things are. Oh, it's all coming apart for me. James is lying there. He's not struggling at all. He was burning $100 bills.

Yes. Eating caviar. Oh, yeah. Or beans. I forget which. Bachelor's caviar. May I have some of your alphabetti spaghetti spaghetti caviar, my good man. Oh, a wonderful year.

Hmm. So we have a lot to talk about. Do you ever have alphabetti spaghetti? I have not, no. Probably as a dyslex thing, you probably didn't, you know. For me, all spaghetti is alphabet. I see a stop sign. For you, it's like a colourblind dog, you know.

You just see a bowl of grey much. So we got a lot to talk about this episode, all right? So I've watched Bringing Up Baby. It's a 1930s movie about a leopard. Yes. So I always keep like the... On the Patreon, we kind of go a bit obscure and go weird. Yeah.

On the free one, I like talking with stuff to everyone's seeing. Of course. Bringing up babies. We'll also be watching. We're talking about an unaired Mitchell and Webb pilot from 2003 called Daydream Believers. Daydream believers. Yes. And confetti, which is another Mitchell and Webb adjacent project.

Yeah. And Magicians, which is a Mitchell and Webb project. So you've really gone down the Mitchell and Webb. Well, it's not my fault. it's a guy on YouTube who does it and I had to watch his videos yeah yeah I couldn't get my Viagra prescription

refilled and heaven knows I needed something to get some lead in the pencil get the blood flowing so let's talk about these failed projects first I would say they're failures by the way

shots fired no I mean they had success they were pretty successful later on with a little show called the back. No, peep show. Oh my God. Sick reference, bro. Back. Yeah. Whatever happened

to back. Well, back was so bad Robert Webb's heart gave out. What a terrible name for a show. It's a really bad show. Back. How Googled that. So reason, people love shows that are like girls. Another example, like,

you Google girls? To be honest, girls is even a better back is just so like a... Back might be the way. worst title ever. It might be. It might actually be the worst. I couldn't think about anything. Yeah. Well, there was the gay N-words from outer space.

That's not a show. No, it's a little art house project. Have you ever heard of it? I submit it to the lighthouse. And they were very enthusiastic, I must say. I actually, I'll be honest with you, James. I actually don't

know what you're talking about. There's a movie called gay N-words from outer space. And when was it made? the 70s it was during that like black exploitation era oh okay that's better than yeah like there's another one like but it was from the 1930s and it started carrie grant yeah it was actually the leopard's first starring role he had to do black faiths uh but anyway okay so bringing what no so um so just say they had a lot of success with the peep show yes huge successful great show and they were successful back in time where you can make money off

DVDs. Yeah, man. And that's where the real money was. I tell you, we really missed the boat there. I think DVDs will come back, Brian? Yeah, we released this on DVD. Audio only DVDs. It's never been thought of before.

When I'm down market. Trying to sell this shit. So before that, though, a pilot called Day Dream Believers. It's actually a Radio 4 pilot. Right. So they're not Radio 4 series. Radio 4 pilot They're like

That's so This sounds good Less than bother With a full series on radio Let's go straight to movies And that became Star Wars No So

It is called Daydream Believers It's a pilot for BBC 2 Right And the whole thing is It stars David Mitchell Yeah As a kind of a guy Who's kind of socially awkward

Huh And then Robert Webb plays kind of a cooler kind of guy Who lives with him and kind of mooches off him and doesn't pay rent and he loads smoking weed essentially yes

is David Mitchell's character a big historian well yes but here's thing this is a pure David Mitchell and Robert Webb project there's no Jesse Armstrong getting in the way

Jesse Armstrong getting in the way what about if they're a rich family he's like shut up nobody's going to watch that you fool Brian Cox is overrated Shut up. Karen Colkin, I never heard of. You mean the little four-eyed goofball

who pisses the bed in every movie? Nobody's going to watch him in a serious project, you idiot. So the twist is, okay, David Mitchell is a science fiction writer. Okay. So they cut between what he's writing and the real world.

Oh, okay. That's the funny part of it. Right. So, all right. ready, that sounds like it would be expensive. So in the first episode, it starts off David Mitchell, sorry, I say Robert

Webb was a writer. No, he said David Mitchell. Good, I doubt myself, like, Jesus. That's when you first know you've got Alzheimer's. As soon as I start forgetting David Mitchell's name, I was going to walk into the fucking river. You go around that old folks home with a picture of Anten Deck, which one's which?

Oh, too long of a pause. Get into the furnace, you old gimp. Is that Markham and Wise? Get the gun. Nah. Bullets too good for him.

Just give me a brick. And if it has dog shit on it, that's a bonus. So let's say, first scene, okay, David Mitchell buys a new beamer, a new BMW. Okay. All right. And

Robert Webb is making fun of him. He's like, oh, well, you, another shit book to buy that. Uh-huh. All right. Yeah. But then we cut to the science fiction element, right? Right. And David Mitchell is like Lord Emperor of the Universe. Right.

And he's bought a new beamer as in a transportation beam. Oh. And Robert Webb is like, that's very cool. Okay. Yes. Wow. So you get the gist of it there. Other, wow. Yeah. I mean, how does the, did you actually

you watch it? I watched that, yeah, yeah. And how does the sci-fi part look? It looks cheap and

it looks like Doctor Who? Early Red Dwarf kind of like to look to it yeah. Yeah. Actually, no,

red dwarfs put a lot effort into it. It looks like 70s Doctor Who maybe. You're a big fan of Red Dwarf,

aren't you? Red Dwarf, you put a lot of working a lot of practical don't fucking push me. I have a limit. I have a limit. You can call me

gay or you want. You can you can fondle my mother oil. But leave Craig Charles out of this. He's just trying to smoke crack and drive to Manchester.

He doesn't need you or some doe-eyed hussy sligging muck on his good name. Didn't he get accused of... He got accused of it, but I think it came out and it was very, very loose. Okay. Her vagina.

No, I mean, the story was like, she was like, you rape me in Liverpool and he was like, I wasn't Liverpool. That's never, no one who's ever been raped in Liverpool. Check your facts. Yuriken Klopp wouldn't allow. Deboned.

No, well, maybe I don't know. Like, I just said, it went to trial and he was declared innocent. Yeah. I look, who knows, who knows? Well, he's got that robot wars money, you know? That's fuck you money. He said Sir Kill a lot round to intimidate the witness.

He did not rape you, you lying bitch. maybe look I believe all women all that alright yeah but I'm such a

red dwarf fan like she was lying she said Crichton raped her as well but anyway because of this kind of back and forth technique

they actually don't have much time for a real world comedy okay because it's basically it's only a half episode yeah because the rest of it's

science fiction which I didn't find that funny yeah and they all Also, because it's, so it's like, let's say that's all David Mitchell stuff. Yeah. But there's also, you have to give a Robert Webb subplot.

Like some kind of character arc or whatever. In this episode, the kind of subplot is he gets involved in like an anti-capitalist gang. Oh, okay. And they want him to like, the real quick summary is they want him to like blow up something, but he buys like party poppers by mistake. So just let off party poppers. and that's the end of his subplow. That's not very good at all.

It's not very funny at all. No. It doesn't make much sense, really, does it? And the whole thing, the only kind of interesting part is Olivia Coleman is in it, of course, but she is just in the science fiction parts. Yeah.

And she is very little to say or do. She's just in the background. Maybe if they went to a full series, give her more stuff to say, maybe. But we can only imagine. But there is a love interest for David Mitchell, who's not played by Olivia Coleman Yeah

You'd think they'd give her like two roles Like one of science fiction one And one in like the real world Oh right And give her something to do Yeah But the moment she's basically standing behind Robert Webb

Who's painted He's painted grey like a robot He's painted silver And he goes Beep That's very good sir Beep Oh wow

So who's It's not peep show No I would say If you were asking me Gun to my head Which to pick I was like

Where's Johnson Maybe controversial Where's it? super hands he gets high by smoking space crack yeah what about his space bong instead of crack rocks it's moon rocks you know I don't know crack moon rocks

but point is it wasn't very good yeah so watch that and then the next thing in sequence here is confetti yes now confetti is something that the more I hear about the more of like this should actually be like banned like like those child pornography movies I hear about I hear about in the news

Yeah Tonight at 10 with Trevor McDonald Child porn is still illegal But we'll keep trying fellas I didn't know he's still alive Trevor MacDonald Is he? He's in the commercial at the moment

Really? Yeah It's one of those like Hey are you old and close to death Get this life insurance policy No it's like for kick cats or something Oh right Yo you want kicket

Sport He's doing a TikTok dance with Chinese schoolgirls. Yes, that's right. It's big, it's black, it's long, and it's hard. You'll love it. Well, legend. But anyway, yeah. Sir, Sir McDonald's.

Sorry, not to... He, I, he ruined my childhood. What'd he do? What did he do? Let me tell you... What didn't he do? The grim tale of little boy cat... When Brian, no, Brian Williams.

When James went to ITV, I was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. No, he, his whole, like, he used to do exposés, like kind of like John Oliver, but, you know, with no jokes. So exactly like John Oliver. Oh, come on now. Look at that. You can make fun of back for you.

But he did this whole thing about how, like, retarded children in Alabama were doing, like, backyard wrestling moves, and they all broke their neck. So I wasn't allowed to watch professional wrestling anymore. In the attitude era, Brian, WWF in the late 90s, early 2000s, when it was at its best. But Trish Stratis, Mom. Yeah.

I want to see the puppies. They're not me, the puppies, yo. Yeah. Did you write a letter to Surge? No, I just started huffing glue. Just to numb the pain of life without Scotty too hotty and Grand Mets. Mr. Sexy. Too Cool. I don't even know.

Yeah, that reference was too cool for you, brother. I'm like, is that Mitchell Webb? One of them was actually Jerry Lawler's son, and he got arrested and hanged himself in prison. Oh, that's funny. Pretty cool, dude. But anyway, he lived up to the name of Too Cool. And then Jerry Lawler's like giving it the whole Epstein

didn't kill himself about his son. Really? He thinks he murdered him. But anyway, I digress. Well, I'd like to see more wrestling movies. I hope the Iron Claw leads to more wrestling movies. Actually, one of the Saftees is doing a Dwayne Johnson movie now. No.

By Dwayne Johnson, I mean, Dwayne Johnson is playing a professional wrestler. Even still. But, that might be... I like to see the rock in something serious. See, he pissing bottles a lot. I heard that, yeah. Ryan Reynolds said he, like... He loves pissing in bottles.

He doesn't have time, because he's rocking so hard. Yes. He doesn't have time to use the bathroom. Now, I start doing that as well. Just pissing in bottle. But he isn't drinking, though, Brian? It's like, well, that's where he's going. wrong. He's just

wasting nutrients whereas I'm recycling them and replenishing my body. I'm like Dwayne Johnson. I think it's shit in the bottle. I'm Brian the cock Johnson. What? Do you smell what I'm shitting?

Okay, so confetti. Yes, confetti. Confetti is weird. It's directed by a woman called Itsy Something. Okay. And I don't know how you get funding for this. So they got funding for this film. The whole kind of like gimmick is it's

completely unscripted. Scripts get in the way of funny improv. Yes. And nothing is funnier than improv. You go an improv show. Yeah. You'll see what I'm talking about. Oh yeah. Improv's lyrics. And how about this? I find it very funny but not for the reasons anyone on stage

things. Yes, yeah. You're having your laugh. Yeah. My sick little giggle. I've actually never went to an improv show in my life. Oh, I've gone to a few improv shows in Edinburgh, yeah. Would you recommend it? Sometimes it's actually quite I've seen that in a kind of sarcastic way.

Sometimes there is some impressive stuff for like, I can't believe he you know. How real is it? Yeah, yeah. It's like when they you know, when they do ciphers on sway in the morning and it's like, you're trying to tell me that's off the dome fam? Nah, that's

cap, yo, that's cap. Shit, pre-written dog. but the point is okay it's all improvised and didn't even like they started filming it they shot in order. Yes. So when they started it didn't know where it was going to lead and the basic premise of it is

Why would you even That is such a bad way Well listen to the funny idea though Sorry. Okay, wait until you shut up So the funny idea is Brian that doesn't shout like he'd be very good Have you made a mistake by

talking about this? because it doesn't sound good do you shit so the premise is Jimmy Carr owns a wedding magazine called confetti and they're doing the best wedding of the year award

where they pick three couples and they have to think of the funnest most original wedding oh right so that's the kind of basic thing but the people's a bit confused boy is the wedding is being planned by these wedding planners who work for confetti magazine

and they plan the whole wedding for them. And do they plan all three? Yes. Now, if it was three separate wedding planners going against each other, that might be a more kind of funny concept. Yeah. And the wedding planners

have complete control over the wedding as well. So if they work for the magazine and the magazine are basically picking the winner straight off the bat? Yeah, but it's also like basically the magazine are doing the wedding as well. And another thing is the weddings all happen together.

in the one venue at the same time. None of this makes any sense. So it's going to be three weddings at once while there's judges there. Yeah. And they'll rate the weddings and pick the winner of the weddings at the end. Wow.

So it's a lot, it's a kind of, if it was just like three couples, the best wedding gets a free house. Yeah. That's it. Okay. And that adds a bit extra tension to a wedding and that's it.

Right. And they have to plan the wedding. But because of the way it's set up, there's actually not much jeopardy. It's just like the wedding planners being like, this is what we're going to do when couples are like

oh, okay, yeah, um, awkward, uh, hmm, that's basically it is.

So the couples, by the way, it's Stephen Mangan. Oh yeah. You know from Greenwing and that. Yes. And his wife, they're...

And episodes? Yes, his finest work. Where's Matt LaBag? So, um, he, his,

the first one is pretty unfunny. They're a tennis couple. Who plays his wife? Uh, a woman. I mean, I think she played, you know the one that gets sectioned in Peep Show? Oh, yeah. Yes, her.

Mad Mary. Mad Mary, exactly, yes. Who was hot, by the way? I always thought she was pretty hot, yeah. Oh, yeah. And the fact she got sectioned made it even hotter. So she's restrained and chemically altered in real time. Well, that's wifey material.

But, so they're a tennis couple. They're a tennis wedding. Right. There's not much funny concepts you can do. do with that but that's the first one right next one is is martin freeman and the girl from spaced i believe jesska hyne yes and they want to have a musical wedding okay and the last one which is the one that gets the most attention in the film in real life is the nudist couple right played by oscar winning olivia coleman and robert webb not oscar winning robert webb after no he didn't

The BAFTA nominated even? I think David Mitchell won like four BAFTAs. Well, yeah, but did David Mitchell ever host the BBC 3 movie mistakes show? Did he host Family Guy's funniest moments on BBC 3, which is a real thing

by the way. He didn't host that. Do you ever once though, like just sidebar real quick, that BBC 3 movie bloopers show? Yeah. It's like, oh look, in this shot the door, it's open. But then, in the next shot it's closed

then a ghost come in and close the door I's like what the fuck man like it's you're just like making a film is difficult all right there are a lot of moving parts Robert Webb

yeah I watch another one where like his thing was like Spoyaman's here why didn't Iron Man show up and help him but that's the whole works because Sony

on the rights to Spider-Man and a marvel is owned by Disney or whatever. I like how it's correct, by the way. I'm rubbing off on you. Like secondhand smoke, you know. But anyway, so confetti, the nudist couple. They're a nudist couple. And the almost led to legal action here

because the Robert Webb and Livia Coleman were told you will be pixelated. You will not see your nipples, your penis, all that, your ass crack, penis, hole. And it turns out... Your saggy tits, your penis, your penis, big bush, your tiny cock and your big bush.

So no need to feel self-conscious about your tiny bush and your hairy cock. So, I don't know if we have enough pixels for that flabby gut, though, love. Yeah. So they filmed the whole thing and like they went for it, I have to say now.

Robert Webb has his cock out riding a bike. Yes. And it's very hard to make that look good. Yeah, sure. And, like, there's all these scenes of, like, uh, like, you know, let's say, like, there's people who aren't nudists. Right. They're like, oh, that's a bit weird. Robert, Robert Webb is like, bring it in.

He's hugging them. Like, yeah, look, we're new dis. Yeah. Like, uh, oh, hello there, little Susie. Would you like a lollipop? It's okay. I'm a nudist. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. There's no script. No one told me. No one told me that to do this. If you bring your kids to sex. This is the age before.

Not to have no consent people. Intimacy coordinators. Let's afford that out. It was comedy back then. But you took risks. But the point is they filmed all this stuff. Yes. That the premiere of the film.

They're sitting down. They watch it. Cox out, tits out. no pixelation whatsoever. Baps and flaps on display. And they were trying to do legal action to prevent it from being released. Yeah. But they're basically told

like the contract says we can do what you want. Yeah. Yeah. They probably signed like a performer or release form or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. So they had no legal recourse and the movie went on. Yeah. Yeah. Olivia Coleman was proper fucked up by it.

Yeah. She had a lot of like trust issues after. I mean that is, that is really fucked up. Like, imagine that. Yeah. You know, nowadays you do that, that film,

that would be like this huge, you know, it's funny. That's a Netflix documentary. Also, like, that would be something that would literally be brought up in Parliament.

Yeah. I'm not even joke because Livy Coleman's like a national star now. But even just like, Oscar winner. Yeah, but now like, if you just like had a story

coming out, like, oh, they tricked these people like, immediately be like, this is bad. In 2006, it was like, ha, you silly bugger.

Yeah. Nuts magazine. The fucking slagging. gets your fucking minge out minge and then whinge about the minge because I oh no you didn't say me to me on display

Minge and whinge That's the headline of the financial times Jeremy Paxman It's like you'll heard of folks Minge and Winge Danny Dyer does a column Oh if she don't like it I'll just throw acid in her minge

Yeah take a Stanley blade to a gun Yeah she'd love that way which is a real article, by the way I think we gotta stress these things sometimes like man, it's such a different time I really was and you know the worst in dignity

it's an awful film that's it is so much like it's like watching an improv movie all the cut out bits all the bits don't make it it's all these scenes on the day they're like

oh this will be funny so the tennis couple they have an idea of like how about all the the altar boys have big Cogs. Sorry. Big tennis balls.

Right. And they're like, oh, look at my balls. Oh, the directors there are like, I'm supposed to go on for 10 minutes. Come on. Oh, I can't leave you a comment. Minge about you.

So is the director woman, she's the one that came up with the idea, I assume? Yeah, yeah, and she's putting it all together. She's pulling the strings of the whole thing. So you know what? It's almost more fucked up that it was a female director

because you kind of think a woman wouldn't do that to another woman but how naive I was Brian so turns out women are bigger rapists than men yeah now we know

so well I think I'm owed an apology by many people by the Metropolitan Police Operation your tree and should have been Operation Her tree Jacques

there we go yes but anyway I'm sorry I'm laughing there sorry I'm completely lost oh yeah so run through okay okay so it's a lot

it's like um actually awkward oh this is the bed where we have sex it's like all this like

around the time like the office that kind of they're all doing the kind of look to camera like, which is like Martin Freeman's there so like he's like

Oh shit yeah Tim from the office so he's just doing all that and everyone else's copy so when Martin Freeman does it

it's like wanting but everyone's doing it Robert Webb's cock is in a big bowl of jelly it's like oh who

Don't it's then why Robert Webb's cock looks to the camera a handbags and the glad regs so

they have the wedding weddings sorry yeah and uh i believe martin freeman wins in it but on the DVD you can select your own ending whoa yeah like bander snatch it's insane yeah bander charlie brocker stole this idea will polter his cock out as well no matter who wins yeah it does end what you're gonna love this now a very funny uh and heartwarming thing where all the cast sing together oh no And they can have a little dance and sing together. Because Jimmy Carr at the end is like, yeah, that went so well.

I've bought a record label. I want you all to sing on our first album and the release a wedding album. Wow. This really was thought up by a woman, wasn't it? Jimmy Carr's got a nice fat face now. I miss his fat face. Yeah, man. Remember when he had a big sausage face?

Now he's got like a big, pointy, Slavic chain. He looks, so he looks like Guy Pearce now. Yeah. But he ends, he looks like fucking, I don't know, what's that weird, like, cartoon with the guy with the big blue plastic hair? I'm blanking now, but... Lazy town shit.

Yes, lazy town. That's how synced our brains are. You're like, what's the guy fucking, like, plastic hair? Yes, I know exactly what you mean. But yeah, he looks so weird. His chin is absurd. Like, whatever about getting hair plugs and the veneers, you know, maybe some cheeks. But, like, to just have a big lumpy nymph.

and chin stuck on is bizarre, but... So, the point is, the film is not very good, I found the kind of shit, very awkward, and it's basically, like, it's like, it's almost like a level of revenge porn almost. It's like, it's up there, like,

this should, like, this should not be, like, not be released. Yeah, at the very least, like, any proceeds, I doubt's any proceeds for this film, like, any DVD sales that are made today should go to some kind of, like, uh, women's, some naked charity.

A charity to make women more naked. And now, the woman who directed it, she's doing like those nativity movies now? Here's the thing. So I taught off this, she'd be blacklisted. Yeah. She's doing very well. And not to get like too into like the weeds here and be like,

ooh, who hates who? But so obviously Olivia Coleman has never worked with this woman again. Of course. Right. But this woman, itsy something. Look her up now. Has gone on to direct the nativity movies. Yeah.

Now, Nativity, I don't know about these, but like they are. huge movies. They're like British, is it, they're Christmas kids. Yes. Movies.

Yeah, there's a lot of those like a, you know, capture Santa or some shit like that, you know, different dumb ones. Yeah,

they all got like Jim Broadbend. Yes, yeah. So the Tiffany films, they star fucking Martin Freeman. Oh. So like,

as Martin Freeman picks sides here? Like, I wouldn't want to work. Like, actually a lot of people from, um,

confetti, have moved on to this. Jesus Christ. Yeah, even fucking Ashley Jensen, who's in the both of them. Ashley Jensen, she's from... She's the woman from extras. She's in a confetti, and she moved on this as well. So I was saying a lot of people moved on this.

I was like, there's literally four nativities. There's nativity one that was released in like 2000, I think, nine. Then Nativity two, danger in the manger. Oh, danger in the manger. It gets better. Nativity three. Dude, where's my donkey? Oh, my God.

And then Nativity, rock. We're just kind of like a letdown. Yeah. It's hard to top dude, where's my donkey? By the way, it was like one, it's a huge movie

Nativity One. I mean, yeah, like that's the thing about if you make a, like, kids movie that's halfway decent, you know,

that parents don't want to kill themselves while watching it, then, you know, that's because like Christmas time, the kids are off school, taken to the movie, they are enjoying it. At least you can have a bit of fun.

I don't know. And she's doing very well She's doing loads of Netflix movies now That he never heard of Christmas on Missile Toe Farm Oh man Wow that sounds like AI

That's crazy Yeah Missletoe Farm But ironically Christmas is banned here And then like Some young girl She's up

Is a farm hand His shirt gets stuck in the combine harvester Yeah And it gets ripped off Also his arm gets ripped off As well And she loves it though She's just getting wet

Or looking at him you know um so this woman is awful her name's itsy debby is her name awful cunt yeah well evil that's i mean it's fucked up like you just that if that happened today or even in within the last like five years people will be like what the fuck i now that olivia cullman is an oscar winner she will eventually i imagine just become more and more a part of the you know hollywood a list stratosphere. Yes. This will come back out at some point. You know what? Some content TikTok will make

a video about it. It'll blow up and then it'll be all like, you know. Isn't it weird out? There's all these things that like, because me and you were kind of, we're in the weeds. You know, there's a lot of stuff we know about. Like, let's say like Anthony Anderson is a great example. Yes. So Anthony Anderson, actor on a hugely popular show called Blackish

has been accused of rape. That's it, yeah, forgot. So he used a rape On the set of hustle and flow Yes, yes, yeah And no one seems to really care And he's loud host

Jimmy Kimmel show With Jimmy Kimmel's sick And it's grand And then we know about it And it's like no one else seems to care And it just, it was snowball We're like some random TikTok person But like this is actually wrong

And suddenly everyone in it was like Now do we know rape is wrong Thank you TikTok We are now no longer going to support Blackish even though it ended three years ago after like eight seasons maybe if you people did a little better that's the thing man

like if you're making money you know you can get away but eventually the other shoe is going to drop and you're not a hot commodity and rape is now illegal for you well this has been a bit dark now let's be wanting something a little bit more kind of silly and stupid

so you're going to talk about a movie called confetti and I'm like yeah black men raping every time I don't think you said that, James. I think your original statement was... Well, it's hard to justify that. They can read between the lines, Captain. So let's be involved with that, all right?

I'm glad we're going to film this soon. We're filming this and you've got to push it back a little bit. But anyway, so magicians. Look, just put out the clips where I don't scream black man raping women. I have to edit... like, how do editors to make it seem cool? Black men, I just edit the rest. Yes?

Black men are really great, and I have nothing but good things to say about them all that time. Really does say. It's kind of different when you are on camera, isn't it? James' voice sounds like Brian. Doing his cyberman impressions. But anyway, so we're just,

we're going to say the magicians. So magicians is Mitchell and Webb's attempt at hitting the big screen. Yes. This is them hitting the movies. Peep Show is huge this stage. It's not like season five or maybe four or five, but it's a huge success. DVD sales are through the roof. Yeah. They're doing very, very well. It's like the best thing Channel 4 is put out in years.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Critically, it's doing great. In America, some people are watching it, having a good time. Like, you hear, I remember. I remember, were fucking like Jonah Hill talking about peep show like when he was promoting get him to the Greek yeah

it was on a peep show when he was at that part he was yeah didn't Jonah Hill like touch someone at a party ah

all right yeah no they said Jonah Hill was in Liverpool but anyway but anyway so

what I was going to say oh so magicians yeah so I didn't watch it when it came out but remember when it came out I was like

oh I should be good and I heard bad things It's like, I don't want to watch it It's bad, I want to watch it. Yeah, yeah. It's not a peep show, I don't want to watch it. I don't want to sour the good name. And then I think I actually bought the DVD for this.

But you were too afraid to watch it. I was like, when I'm older. You had it buried under the floorboards, like the telltale heart. It's just, all you can hear is the heart beating, you know? So I did watch it. I remember actually a very strong memory of watching it on like a portable DVD player. Wow. under a bridge

hiding and scared against the cops find me so I was like this is really bad but I remember like after it was like maybe it's because it's the port maybe if I saw it on a big screen it'd be funnier

but so it's pretty underwhelming kind of shit the end and I watch this video about magicians I didn't realize how trouble the production was okay not in a bad way

there's no like sexual assault or anything yeah just kind of like so it's a of a guy, I think his name's that's Gavin Connor, I think. Okay. Who's a huge magician fan and actually won a few magician awards when he was younger.

Oh, so he's like a magician himself? Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, the world of magicians is something that's even sadder than the world of comedians. Yeah. And I don't fully understand it. I don't know how you get into it or like, like, let's say you go, how do you start? You go to a magic shop and then what you're at? I think you

buy tricks, isn't that how it works? Yeah, I think so. I think Jerry Sadowitz. Does he do magic? Well, the Scottish comedian, yeah, yeah, he makes a lot of his money from selling tricks. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Wow.

He's, like, really big in the magic. He's in, like, the thing called the Magic Circle, I believe. That's like the club you get into. Okay. You're kind of saying, like, you don't know anything about it, but that it's like, yeah, there's like the magic. I think what you do is buy tricks like these ones I have here. James, it's something behind you here? Is it a black man?

Oh, no! Oh, it's a petty. Oh, well, that's just as good, I suppose. Sorry. So it's directed by a guy called Andrew O'Connor. Okay. Who is a big kind of like magic fan. Right.

And then he has basically done nothing really. Yeah, I think. He, I'm just looking to his, like, there's not, not in here, you'd be like, oh, this guy can direct a comedy film. He directed the Krypton Factor, which is a game show. I don't know. An ITV game show in the 80s.

The Big Breakfast. Oh, wow, okay. Yes, the alphabet game, a failed talk game show, the alphabet game. Right, right. And he has produced Peep Show. Oh, okay.

He won the many producers of Peep Show. He was not really involved. He was just like, yeah, Jesse, why don't you talk to Sam? Yes. And you do something I helped. Yeah. Give me money for my magic film.

It's like magic in a way. Like alchemy. I brought these two people together. I said, you write a show. Yeah. And I wanked in the corner. There is a, like, there's a big crossover of, like, comedy and magic. Like, kind of, like, there's, like, famous American comedians that were, like, really big into magic.

I mean, obviously, like, Penn and Teller are, like, magic comedy. But, like, that guy. Pete Holmes is like really like big into magic and Conan as well actually is like studied magic a wee bit like you know I think some people are interested in it I kind of find that somebody during this video watch about magicians he was like Jesse Armstrong said magic is like for people who don't have charisma wow uh to kind it's like a kind of trick in a way to like gain charisma yeah something slight of hand yes yes yeah so this guy Andrew O'Connor, love magic.

This is Passion Project. He worked on the script for years and years about magicians and it's like a comedy movie. He thought, this is great. And he couldn't get made. And he was like, okay, well, I got these guys making peep show for me. Right. I'll give them a crack. All right, fellas,

you've been called up to the big leaves. So he lets them tinker with it, but it's essentially still his script. Yeah, yeah. And Sam Bame and Jesse Armstrong kind of tinker with it, move some stuff around. it's meant to be a mockumentary oh right so it's meant to be a funny mockumentary

like confetti yes but with magic but because confetti was such a failure yeah they were like actually we don't want to have Robert Webb another mockumentary and like mockumentary even by 2000 like I forget this came out like nine or eight or something yeah around that yeah

it was like already a bit like play it out like yeah yeah so very last minute they changed it so a lot of the actual jokes that are like you know like the A lot of the jokes in Mockumentry, like, someone's saying something in the contrast, they do something in the contrast, they'd be like, I hated that. Right, you know, like, oh, I have such a good time.

I was not having a good time. You know, that kind of quick, yeah, yeah. They lost a lot of that almost instantly. Right. And he was like, well, look, we're going to film anyway. It's more normal movies, so it might attract more people then, yeah. Okay, but we're keeping the magic. Yeah, yeah.

And he's very strict on that. Yeah. He's like, how about we get those Robert Webb and David Mitchell guys to star in it? And then we can be like, from the makers of peep show. Starring peep show. Yeah, it's Peep Show. It's all your friends. Well, they're different character names.

You know, all the other characters get in the way like Superhands and Johnson. None of that. They were dead weight, all right? So the film is very much like the prestige in a way, where it's these two magicians, their best buds. They do a trick, it goes wrong, to accidentally cut off. David Mitchell's wife's head off Oh

And it's funny It's a very That's a funny kind of premise Yeah But they kind of Like the The mix of light and dark Is kind of quite odd

So Doesn't really work They cut off Jarring He cuts off his wife's head Yeah It's like Oh sorry

And then it cuts Like it means like Two years later It's like And everyone knows me He's a guy who killed his wife Oh well And he's just doing like

Yeah Mark Corrigan Right Right The whole time, it's a little bit jarring. Like a peep show, if, like, Superhands got murdered by the Mossad or something like that. And then, like, just like, oh, superhands. They kept going for the resty episode.

Jeremy, why is the Mossad here? They say they want to murder Superhands. I don't know. What? I've no idea. Bab, I'm not sick, but I'm not where. but let's keep it going it's almost like too quick a jump

like they should have more of like him dealing with the fallout just like the police question him or something funny like I didn't mean to call off her head but not in a real way did he go ta-da afterwards? No he didn't that would have been funny

yeah I would have yeah but apparently this guy he wasn't too concerned so his whole thing this Andrew Connor guy he was like this is about it's not about comedy it's about the magic right so all the magic in this has to be real

and he was like Mitchell and Webb you have to learn magic tricks oh my god he sent Robert Webb off fuck you oh you oh I hate this guy he had Robert Webb

he had Robert Webb for like a month learning like coin tricks with his fingers where you just do like cut to a different hands yeah it's not that hard

Robert Webb's trying to fill he's dropping the coin he's like no do it it's like fucking whip la Oh, for fuck's sake. And he, there's all these... This is way more undignified

than having your cock being shown against your will. There's a kind of almost a quiet dignity to be like, you know, they exposed my penis to the world and didn't tell me, but I'll just take it on the chin, you know, stiff up our lip. But this, this is just derogatory beyond belief. Mitchell and Webb they've fallen out now

because the whole wife cutting off thing and then they find out they're down their look and they find out there's a magic competition and they got to go to the magic competition and compete against each other

to win the big magic competition that's like the kind of basic premise to the film now it's funny is the magic competition is on an island and when Andrew Connor was filming this he said we'll film this in the Isle of Man

okay because we had tax breaks if we filmed this in the Isle of Man Okay But then when they start production to realize that's not

true. Oh, sounds like the tour as a board did an old magic trick on you there

my friend. Ooh, an old sleight of hand eh. He fell for that one, yeah.

So much this film is on the Isle of Man. Fuck, yeah. For some reason then they

changed it to Gurn, gurnley, is that a place? Gurnly. I think they changed it to Gernley because I'm not giving

the Isle of Man the satisfaction so they filmed the day in the Isle of Man but all the establishing shots for no reason

are just of a separate different place right yeah which we wouldn't know but if you're from the Isle of Man it'd be like if you filmed the movie

in Cork about all the establishing shots of a of Dublin yeah like the Spire yeah that's Cork it is

yeah the famous portal in Cork oh yeah this portal shit I'd refuse to look at it ah there's been so

like there was so there's some lad who just went up and was full on doing sniffs of coke right into the camera other lads taking their cock out there's lads been showing like

black raw videos pictures of 9-11 it's been it's brought out the best in Irish society I think I think it'd be quite funny if a terrorist attack happened in New York and we're just watching it no Al-Qaeda need to pull the old switcheroo crash a Dublin bus into the spire

you know it's like a second bus is hit the spy But I was going to say So There's very few jokes in this really And there's kind of weird little stuff So there's an actor called Darren Boyd He's like a kind of a character actor in this

Yeah And he's like Robert Webb's friend But he's gay But apparently in the original script He was a woman And they changed it to make it funny But like it's not that funny at all Lots of weird little changes to it

So there's individual little bits that are kind of like David Mitchell doing something you're like oh I suppose it's kind of funny you know but it's not great but like I said

because they didn't get the tax cuts like Sam Bame is like paying for stuff on the credit card oh my God yeah yeah literally like there's like

union guys who like we need to get paid for the you know the camera is like I'm mad Robert you are anything yeah just don't distract me Sam

I'm trying to do the coin oh I dropped it thanks a lot barely that to give up on it they made him practice for over a month yeah on the set this gave up like looking to hire someone else to do it yeah because of course that's what you would do

you fucking idiot like I hope this cunt is dead and if he's not I might kill him Robert Webb's a pretty bad run of it man Robert Webb has had the most depressing career he's like worse than Paul Gascoi you know it's just more depressing

than Gaza you know another thing about this is there's a lot of because they go to a magic convention so there's a lot of room there to have like funny comedians let's say like

I know like who's a funny comedian I can't think I let's say like in back then as well maybe have Noel Fielding doing like a Chris Angel type thing So have Noel Fielding doing a Chris Angel

but Andrew O'Connor said no that's offensive to magicians Oh my God all the magicians in this has to be real and we've got to treat them with respect so a lot Holy fuck man this guy is the biggest

fucking gunt on the face of the planet I don't think I've ever hated anyone more right now so a lot of it is just like look at this yeah and it's like you know magic is fucking stupid

no it's always like some old fella with like you know the two rings and he puts the rings together and separate them. Apparently that's like, that was the man who sold me my first magic trick. Oh, for fuck's sick. I know, funny because now he's turning tricks

on the street just to pay for his wife's thyroid medication. Yeah, bend over me. You can watch me make this cut disappear. Oh, abracadabra. Right on the bumhole. Yeah, the waste of all the time. Like, that Peter Capaldi there

playing at the organiser of it don't give him that much they have um Is he not doing Malcolm Tucker No You fucking stupid That would be funny

They have it Neil's dad Who's very funny You know the bald Is it Neil's dad You know You're bent No sorry

It's In the Twainers Yeah whose dad is it Jay's dad No So Jay's dad calls It's the bald one

Oh Neil's dad Yeah Yeah Yeah So they have Neil's dad They have a funny Bit The bit

The bit that was like That's kind of funny Now They have to get a plan so he hired this guy who's a professional plant so he's like he's like you, me, you want me on stage to help you to a magic trick

Oh, I suppose Never done it before What is this a Matt Rife crowdwork special? Oh Bluble Blu Shots fired But that's coming out to him Apparently he uses plants That's the whole thing about him

That's not all That's not real crowdwork at all Maybe that's what I've been listening To too many women They're telling me these horrible things Well we could do plants In the Haypenny Is that making better

that would be quite funny it was like you sir what are you from it's like I've just been on the stage I'm like oh me

I'm from I'm a gynecologist from Niagara yeah I never said Viagra but that'll be funny

yeah or like I'm from oh no I can't do it he wasn't asked to improvise we told her

what to say Oh no fuck Never give a script to a dyslexic That's what I learned But like Yeah so the guy To get him to like go up on stage Right right

And be bar trick But when he gets on stage He gets nervous and falls over And hits his head Oh Classic comedy Yeah Yeah

Which you actually film a bit too Actually I think about It's not funny They film a bit too realistic So you're like Oh God is he dead You're just brain and blow and go everywhere

because magic is life or death we could die up there and at the end Mitchell and Webb realized the only way to win this is to work together as a team so they redo the trick with the guillotine that got his wife's head cut off and they do it again

but this time it works and they're all best friends and magic is really way more important than hip hop or any other so-called art forms yeah yeah and that's how it no hang on the uh that trick where the chop the woman said oh is that like based on a real thing

like like in victorian times even oh okay uh and they actually don't go into like they don't go into like what went wrong this keep saying like well the trick went wrong this time but this time it will work yeah you know another day is realized there they don't actually reveal how any tricks happened because he was like you can't do that that's the first rule it's literally like fight club I'm literally like Brad Pail, right? Yeah, yeah. Except I don't beat my Vietnamese child that I bought for a fiver

while I was doing sex torture. Oh, actually, I just told some of theirs randomly. You know, Richard Linkletter? Yes. He's filming a movie at the moment. It's going to take 20 years to make. Okay. He's doing a new boyhood.

What happens if he dies before that? Well, it's almost worse. So he was doing it with a guy called Blake Jenner. There were two years into this. thing. Blake Jenner. And then he's

got accused of beating up Supergirl. So now it's Paul Meskell. Really? So now Paul Meskle is going

to be in a film it's going to be 20 years of Paul Meskill. Wow. And it's going to be... How does that work financially or is he kept on...

Yeah, how does it work? Yeah. And also the whole kind of premise this is when they're done, they're going to show it in reverse order. So it's going to be

20 years in reverse. So it's like old Paul Mescal, we're going to go back to 2024. You know what's going to be funny because in 20 years time AI will have evolved so much

that somebody could just completely shot for shot make exactly what his movie will be and release it like you know five years before the release date. AI I might learn how to do AI just to screw Richard Linklater

you see that Richie the slacker never win. Slurks is better you wish you were Kevin Smith I never actually watched boyhood was it any good no no i felt it's very long yeah it starts off pretty good because he's getting beaten by his dad and stuff and i like that but then about halfway through the film maybe less than halfway the mom patricia arquette leaves the abuse of dad oh and after it's all

downhill because after that he start dating uh what's his name eating hawk oh yeah and he's so cool and he tells the son about the beetles and then like you know No, the son goes to a big dance. Yeah. And he doesn't get the girl, I feel sad, and his dad picks him up and they listen to some music. You ever hear a pearl jam, son? Jesus Christ.

And it's all about, like, how beautiful your relationship with your child is. Hey, if you can't get pussy, go listen to some Gen X retard music with your stepdad. Yeah, your real dad beat the living shit out of you. And now you're hanging out with the dude who's banging your mom. Welcome to adulthood, pal. I would highly recommend a bit with abusive. The abusive dad was great. I think you sent that to me multiple times, actually.

I honestly, I would love to be an abusive dad just to... Hey, don't give up with your dreams, man. You never know. Yeah, you can easily do it. Just to relive what he did. It looks so cool. Just like, so you sit down and like, we're past the milk.

And like, here you go, don't talk about that. And you smash a bottle. You're like, whew. Or like, um, A funny bit, it's a really funny bit where, like, he walks in, the little kid walks in, Tritio Kett's on the ground, be like, huh, huh, whew, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, wait. Mommy, did you have another accident? Yes, that's right, Billy. Mommy's her. She's a real goose. Yeah. Wait, bring it up baby.

Maybe it isn't funny. Oh, it is actually funny now, I think, about you. Are you going to do Bring It Up Baby? Do we have time? hour there yeah uh bringing up baby do you want to save it no i don't have much to say about actually okay it's uh i got cold oh well i thought you said you were recovered yeah is it getting worse well just after like two hours of talking you kind of maybe it's just being around me doesn't maybe i make you sick to your stomach do you honest you look a lot sicker than you did an

hour ago oh no yeah uh my cock looks worse like tom hanks in philadelphia man uh i'm just seeing what we can talk about. Don't really want to talk about bringing up babies. I'm what you say. It's probably some better stuff to talk about. I actually watch so much stuff you can get to watch Freaky Friday in Bride Wars, watch your

number. Talk about another one. Hey, shout out to Ralph Innocon. Actually, by the way. Is that his name? Ralph Innocon. Who? Finchie. Oh, yes. Finchie's Galactus. What's Galactus?

Galactus is the villain of the Fantastic Four movie. Okay. That's a pretty big deal. Yeah. He, by the way, so imagine Finchie. but he eats planets so he's going to be the size oh Brett you big fat

I'm eating a planet and I'm still not as fat as you you're fucking puff I'm pretty happy for him obviously he's got a big role like that because he's always a character actor on random shit and he's always very good you know

Game of Thrones he was good in that yeah yeah he actually I'm happy he got something he actually sued Disney a while ago he did Yeah, yeah. Awesome. He got seriously

fucked up during Willow. Did, you know, that Willow show did it is? Oh my God. Really? Yeah, yeah.

Jesus Christ. Of all the things to get. Yeah, you know, it wasn't worthly. Who the, man, Warwick Davis's family didn't even watch Willow.

His wife didn't watch it. And that's why, yeah, yeah. And he, you know, he rectified that situation. Yeah, yeah. I guess he has a short temper, huh?

He's a little midget into Brent Oh, he's a little midget, he's a little midget. You can't say that, Finchie. Ooh. But man, like, he actually seriously fucked up his shoulder while they were filming that. And Disney wouldn't pay the health insurance. He had to sue them to get, like, you know, he's like,

get his, you know, medical bills. Why wouldn't they? I think they're like, nah. You don't watch Willow. So we don't see. Yeah. That's how it works. They don't watch it.

then you have to cover you. Do you see there's that documentary out now about the, like, stunt guy who became a quadriplegic on the Harry Potter movie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called The Boy Who Lived. Yeah.

And the poster is just the guy in the wheelchair fully just, you know, vegetable. And Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe, just standing there and looking at him smiling. Yeah. And I think it's meant to be sweet, but all I can think is him just go, imagine looking up at this fucking dopey

cunt, who can't act to save his life. It's like, Harry fucking Potter, I'm a quadriplegic for, what the fifth Harry Potter film? Like, what was it even? You know what's actually kind of like sad in the way about that case all right? So he injured

himself. He was doing stunts for ages. Yeah. He injured himself on the Deathly Hallows Part 2. So right at the end. Right at the very, right the finish line. Just as he was walking out, he just tripped over a while. tripped over a fucking broom I was like well

Rupert Grent left his bong on the ground you know what was talking about for a minute I was like Ralph Finchie Oh yeah and also Another kind of nice little piece Again these people are like good for them Even though they've met them

Fucking Gideon is Jimmy Olson You're Gideon From the righteous gemstones The Sun Oh the son The stuntman's son Yeah speaking of stuntman He's gonna be Jimmy Olson

a new Superman movie. I mean, that's not really, he's been in a lot of Hollywood movies. Yeah, it was just good to see him in something big. Okay. He's not... What's his name? I don't know. I don't know. He's not going to be on the Dole anymore. He has a weird kind of... Boy face. Yeah. I think in years to come, that will look weirder and weirder, that boy face. Like, oh, fuck. Johnny Pemberton?

Yeah. Like, Johnny Pemberton looks 16. He's nearly 40. Like, he's older than me. It's crazy. That's probably the worst curse. Because those guys... No, man. He's like, he's star, like he's in his 40s hanging out with 16 year olds all day and he gets to like, you know, put his arm around them and he's like,

hey, this is my steady gal. Here, I'm fucking old enough to be old. Finchie gets cast in the new high school musical. Oh, Brenty, I'm shagging little birds. Oh, Finchie, no, what you like, you can't do that. They're

children, ho. You wouldn't say that wouldn't you, your little fat puff. Oh, hey, Finchie. But yeah, I get what you mean Like young, he has a boy face Even though he's like middle aged Oh my God I watched good doctors

Well we'll talk about that Real quick before we go I'll tell you about more In the next episode But I watched an episode The Good Doctor there I couldn't believe it There's a woman with anorexia

Yeah Alright she can't eat Yeah Well I think it's that she won't eat That's it yeah So they're trying to help her And they're kind of put food in her She's like you know

Like manually Trying to put food in her true like tubes yeah tubes and all that doesn't work and then one of the doctors

is like I got an idea I heard about this thing that did they cut out a bit of her brain

to make her eat yeah and they're like a lobotope yeah yeah but that might

change her whole identity it's like yeah but it could work it's so crazy

it could work so they do it to cut open her brain and they change it and literally

they wake her up, how are you doing? He's like, give me some chicken. A fucking starving. Who's got the kebabs? Come on. Put a fucking pot noodle on you, you fucking spasoid. You're not allowed to talk to me.

Like, you know how, like, some woman who, like, had surgery and woke up speaking Mandarin. This woman wakes, oh, you're a fucking, oh, is that fucking nunch over there? No, I am not a pedophile. I am your doctor. I saved your life. You're fucking little spastic. I'll fucking do you in, you little gudge. But the twist in the tail is, all right?

The twist is she doing like, okay, cut my brain open. I'll do this for my son. I want to see his graduation. I'll do this for my son. Right. She gets, he's like, I'm hungry. And the son's like, Mom, you're here. Great.

And he's like, okay, you go now, son, goodbye. And then, like, when he's gone, she's like, when I hug him, I feel nothing now. Awesome. I no longer love my son. son. But you want to eat the chicken sandwich? So pretty good. Pretty good, you know.

I like chicken as well. When I hug this chicken sandwich, I am in love with it. Oh, wow. That's so... So the moral is, like, she actually lost, she doesn't love her son anymore. Yeah.

But then they're like... She's got to be a fat pig in a week and a half. Oh, great. Well, that same episode, another one where this guy had a problem with his tummy. and they have to do surgery but it turns out of a gastric band

oh okay all right but the guy's like if my husband finds out I'm going to have a gastric band he's going to leave me because my husband hates fatis oh he's always pointing me like

look at that fatty oh look at that fatty I'm glad I didn't marry a fatty all right and they're like you know oh your husband loves you no matter what yeah wrong

you know what literally the guy's like ugh and he leaves. That's awesome. And they're like, well, now it's good that you know your husband didn't love you. Yeah. By the way, how will you be paying for this?

Why about my husband's health insurance? Oh, sorry. Fetty, boom, batty. You got a pay big. Pay, you're our little pay big. Oink, goy, going, going, going, goy, goy, goy, goy, goy, goy. Yeah. Yeah, I'll talk more about...

That's fun. I didn't realize they were. You know, it's funny, when a show has such an absurd ridiculous premise you think that will always be the most ridiculous part of it but then they up the ante with these like insane yeah

this is mad shit I don't think of any basis in reality or anything but that is an hour there yeah we did it we did well there yeah didn't even talk about half stuff I want to talk about which is good I'm sorry yeah so you should

that's how you end every episode well you've ruined another one can well done I didn't talk about do you know Carrie Grant was good friends at Morecam and Ways

I didn't know that I was good talking about and now you'll never know you've ruined it so you're talking about

being an abusive dad I think that would be funnier to be like a little like wimp pussy dad but just like you've ruined it

you've ruined everything you've ruined the day your mom's crying you've ruined it you're going to watch carry on together you put your sulking ruined it

so I won't be able to enjoy Kenneth Williams now so yeah are you doing anything after this man no no I got a I got nothing on I'm the same actually yeah I got nothing on as well

I'm doing a couple of gigs this week though I mean Must be nice Yeah I'm killing it dude Rocking roll Who could you spare your old friend Brian a few crumbs

Nah you wouldn't like it Brian, it's the big titty free blowjub comedy show. You need all those big titties, James. Surely one or two could be spared. I'll even take the one

that's those deform titties. Yeah, no, you're doing the masectomy titty comedy show. What is it called? I don't know. I don't know either.

Well, that's what I get for being. hateful. Would you try be sexist to egg tit on your face? Egg on my

tits. All right. Anyway, look, goodbye guys. Bye, goodbye, goodbye.