Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 225 : The Good Weed Doctor

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

A Blockbuster episode with more GOOD DOCTOR!!!!

All right. Are we going? We're going. We're going. We're going. Get with it. Get with it. Yeah, we're listening to some, what's his name again?

Casper Walsh. Casper Schmichael. He's very, very good. I liked all that stuff. He was dancing. He was shucking. He was joy-vaded. I thought it was wonderful.

He was dancing. He was doing the Crip Walk. Do you know this dance that they do in Compton? They go there. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, when they shake the tuckus. I like it when they shake the tuckus. show.

Yeah, so Casper Walsh from Versatile dropped a solo tune it's a big banger, Brian it's summer vibes. Song of the Summer.

Yeah, Song of the Summer you know, makes you want to steal a car and kill your own grandmother and then Google how much trouble

you get in for killing your grandmother. Oh no. We're like the type of like surely if it's my own granny, it's okay.

Yeah. All in the family. But anyway, we're back. like that you're singing and dancing at the same time impressive for what it is yeah for a white man yeah yeah see we could do it someday man someday we should do like a add-to-deck PJ and Duncan style you know and in characters but we release a big tune that's your idea for everything whatever I'm feeling down you're like don't worry we'll do a PJ and don't get that reference

I did watch Biker Grange It's Biker Grove And you know darn well It's Biker Grove Grange Hill But yeah So we're back Yeah

Talking about Casper Spent a lot of money on the Yeah A lot of stuff going He spent all those children Dancing in the background They weren't children I'm almost certain

At least half of them were of age I'm sure I spent a good bit money as well Recently We bought the camera there Yes that's why we brought a brand new camera that's why you're

listening to this audio version well I need to tinker around with you to get a standard thank you for buying the camera I don't you know if you bought her anymore a good bit of money actually speaking of money we can shoot our PJ and Duncan music video

no the only thing stopping us is the camera what are you going to say now so that's about 800 quid or something yeah yeah you know you can buy children's spines online. What?

Yeah. Oh my God. I could buy a child spine on the internet for 300 quid. 300 smackaroos. It's like that, uh, what is that, that old Hemingway short story? Children's spine never used. I was very high brow of me there, wasn't it? Ooh.

I made a joke similar to that a while ago and no one got it. No, yeah, it's, you know, the intellectual man's burden, Brian. someone left a birthday cake out in the staff room was like birthday cake child shoes never used didn't really work I was like I'm just going out

and maybe some time that's another poem I think oh okay see even that one went over my head you're getting too retarded I kind of I sort of

I should probably double back to it so you can buy a child's spine online and it's just fine My internet friend, John Oliver, was telling me. Oh. Okay. We got a very dry mouth.

Yeah? Yeah. You're spitting it for you? No pissing it. You know that's the only thing that works. I was going to go get... I left a bottle of water over there. Okay.

But before we get into the buying children on the internet, talk about how good the show was yesterday. You did very well, by the way. Oh, thank you. And there was a bit of action going on, and he survived. I did, man. I was out in these mean streets. Well, I was emceeing and they hit any bridge in.

and it was very good there was a full room and I was getting loose and rowdy Brian was was plying me with booze So yeah Drink up little piggy

I'm goik I know best Yeah I know best And you were right Because there was a bunch of scary guys From Dunigall Yeah

And I knew straight away I could sense They were coming I was like James I got a bad back You gotta do with James This child's spying That I bought

Is in doing the trick I tell you That's what happens when you go for the Euro saver menus. Like, child spine from the Special Olympics. Oh, great. Ah, that's all crooked. Well, yeah, so as I'm seeing, it was fun. You know, because you guys, you did the show on Sunday,

which was a really good, you're saying. And the Sundays are always really good, and I'm never there. So it was just nice that we had a Wednesday. It was packed, and there was a good energy, good vibe. Yeah, everybody did well, everybody had fun. I felt like you definitely deserve it. it, yeah, yeah. And you know, obviously like you did, you know, you said the word

retard and you denied the Holocaust stuff like that, but they were loving it, that's thing. They were loving it. I've never seen a crowd love Holocaust denial, not since the good old days. And I accused the woman of being a human trafficker. Multiple times. And she was going to suck

your dick, man. Yeah. Those big fake lips. Big fake lips and her big deirdrey Barlow glasses. She was from L.A. and very much you know. And by the way, she kept mentioning

the Guinness family to me. Oh. So, like she was like, I'll go to a bar but oh, they better not be serving

Guinness around here because I hate the Guinness family. It's like, you're in Temple Bar. Yeah, you're in fucking Dublin. They better not be serving

Guinness and Ireland. That's the last thing I need right now. Or some guy better not call me a child trafficker. And oh, those are my two bed

piece. Anyway, so John Oliver, and I, sometimes, I don't really like John Oliver's videos I wish, I've said it before I wish I could hire someone

like Drake hires people to do things for him Oh yeah And one, no, I've heard that, not like that And he hires young children To, to edit basketball games for him And surveillance footage Yeah, yeah

When he hires people to edit basketball games Yeah, because there's certain players he loves So he's like, cut down the game so it's just focus on certain players That is, that's actually much weirder than child porn. The youngest ones. Child porn would, you know, there's,

I can understand that. There's a craft. Yeah, but, so he just has a player that he likes. He's like, I just want a sizzle reel of this guy. Make a montage. That's bizarre. Let's say, I want all of this, let's say some random players, like,

I like that player actually. Show me all the dunks he did this last three weeks. the dunk video now. That's so weird. And then he does it. Yeah. That's why I would bring that up. John Oliver. Yes, John Oliver. So I want to hire some young boy, come over to the

house and edit the jokes out of John Oliver. Because I like the information. Yes. I like him. It's a little bit of, suppose a little bit of investigative journalism. The email people, they get a lot of like, he says this is available. But when he emailed him

about it, he says it wasn't available. So, uh-huh. He called me a lie. puff but a lot of it is like who's a problem with the system and it's like

something let's say like the nuclear reactor is going to explode but then we've actually bought a

nuclear reactor and we called a Booty McBoatface yeah I get what you mean though yeah the jokes are always

terrible it was also like a lot of stuns to do as well it's like we've bought a hundred bananas

and we've sent it to the Supreme Court yeah why again is this a random shit or they bought like russell crow's underwear okay yeah again i don't watch a lot of john oliver much like yourself i do i think they they obviously research it very well and he presents it very well but yeah the jokes are just kind of insufferable and like yeah a lot of them i think he doesn't have fate in them i imagine he's afterwards like

you know like david letterman uh after a show will be like i fucking hate my life you know I imagine John Oliver the same way He's like, oh, that fucking That joke about We did a joke about TikTok I don't even know what the fuck it is I don't care Oh yeah

Poor old John Oliver He did a video about Bodybrokers It's a very lucrative industry When your child dies Okay A lot of poor families Can't even afford a funeral

So imagine I come along In an all white suit I'll pay for your kid's funeral we'll keep a small but we'll pay for a child's small funeral and we'll just take the body for medical research

but there's actually no kind of like real parameters for what medical research entails so you're saying one guy okay he died and the family donated his body

to science and what happened to the body was they had a special event in I think it was a Hilton Hotel for like $20 you can go into a meeting room and you can cut a body up what the hell

yeah and it's like a live and it's apparently just a thing that you can do now they're called live a live anatomy kind of what you just pay 20 quid to go play a real life operation yeah you basically say every time you touch his dick

it doesn't make noise right something's wrong here where's the batteries and play a Bukaroo That is fucked up Yeah so it's like Imagine that you go to a hotel room Like

Because it's educational Okay It's a conference room So it's like There's a something on a table In a white blanket And the most dead body So they bring it out

With the thing open And you all get up You all get a turn You all get a little scalpel Yeah And go up and like Oh look at me Yeah

Oh I'm cutting into his Oh it's gooey Yeah Oh does it taste as good as it smells. We've told you you're not allowed to come back here, Miss. I brought my own sack of sauce. I'm ready to go.

You guys better not be serving Guinness in here while I'm chopping up this corpse. Yeah. That's fucked up, man, yeah. So then, obviously, there's a way you can buy. And the family are like, what are you doing? And like, you sign the papers, bitch. Yeah, yeah.

I'll tell you, I'll give you a discount. We'll give you what's left of them in a doggy bag. Yeah, good. But another one literally was like their son died and then medical science and then they found out that like it's just sold on a black market well it's not even a black market, it's just the market.

Yeah, that's it. And then a journalist looked into it and then they on purpose bought the child's spine for 300. Just to prove. To be like, look what we did here. Yeah. I'm like look mah, look at that. This is mine no, I could do whatever I want with it. This spine came over your cunt.

come on spread them open it's a circle of life yeah yeah we're going to recycle the spine Jesus that's fucked up though yeah and a lot of times like you can game the system so like let's say like if Steve Jobs needs a kidney what you can do is

I think he needs more than a kidney well back of the day let's say Steve Jobs let's say Zuckerberg needs kidney he can apply for kidneys all over the fucking country or the world even and he can get one in like 14 minutes.

Wow. Yeah, yeah. Because you just apply for every single one of them. As soon as one comes up, you're like, okay, that's mine there. I'll take that one then. Fuck it out. Or you can be like, no, what was he from? What was his name?

Jamal. Let's wait till the next one, pal. Have you got something like a Spencer or a Trevor or a Nigel maybe, you know? Malik? No. It's pretty interesting. Again, the jokes, whatever, like. But it's pretty interesting video about

I couldn't believe how unregulated it is. I mean, I've always heard about like human organ harvesting and like being sold in the black market but did he go into that? Is there like a crossover between? Huge crossover. Yeah.

But again, it's not even like a black and white. It's like such a gray area. Yeah. Where it's like, there's people they were like literally doing it. It's like, is this the black market even? Or it's like, it's like, this is a black market in fucking Arizona.

Yeah. But in Massachusetts, this is. fine. And then you can just like you know, it's like, well this guy wants to, you know, let's say you want to steal a child's organs all right. Yeah. We just buy the corpse, bring it to fucking, whatever

state it's legal in, just cut them up there. Jesus. Yeah. As a family say, I think they can go groove on it. Yeah. Sitting it and spain, baby doll. Yeah, yeah. And then it's like, okay, we've decided that you're, you know, you're rightfully upset. So we've done a little

film's a little puppet show for you and they get like the corpse on string I got no strings to hold me up da da da

yeah actually speaking of organ donation and real quick did he go into anyone banging the corpses he didn't actually

coward that's money on the table right there that's but he did say sperm in the bank there is actually a website

I went on to there where you can buy human skulls really? Yeah why it's called like skull

now just eat but for skulls and like I could literally buy skulls and send them to all the women

who won't fuck me yeah God damn as a message like yeah head for head here's a little glimpse of your

future love yeah and then to be like when the police talk to me is like how is that threatening

how is that it's a human head we all got them yeah I thought you might want one oh you you probably

you're going to give out to me now if I try to hold her hand next, is that it? You're clearly not using your head. It's what I'd say to you, Mr. Garda. How much is a skull? Let's look it up right now. I'm going to act like I don't have a bookmarked. I'm like, oh, what was the name of that website?

Would you do it? Would you buy a skull and just have a skull in your gaff? Let me go, but I was sending it all to the girlfriend there a while ago and she wasn't really responding. No? That was like, is this what sex thing is? I'm still not good at it. Yeah.

Oh, so I can buy a human foot for 200, 200, yeah, 200, 230 euro. Not bad. For 5,000, I can buy a full-on skeleton. Wow. Full-on skeleton. What are you going to do with that? Look at the set of them. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. A little goofy-looking fucker, isn't you? Where's your skin, pal? Oh, my God. Well, it might be cool by a foot, wouldn't it? What are you going to do with a foot? Who are you going to show that to? Me?

Yeah, yeah. We've got the camera now. Oh, yeah, we need to, like, yeah. We're going to set up a studio just filled with corpses and bones everywhere. That'd be fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like some Louis J. Gomez shit. Oh, that's right, guys.

Welcome to the dungeon. Yeah. Wow. Best of luck in your body collecting endeavors. That's why you're not getting the Patreon money for a while. I'm working on something. I remember that bodies exhibit that was like traveling all around the world? And like then wasn't there controversy that some of the bodies were used were taken from like prisons and like weaguers in the camps?

It's the exact same thing. Yeah. There's no regulations. Jesus. You're like this bone is from like a hundred years ago, right? You're like, yeah, yeah. And he's like, but it's still wearing Jordans. Oh, my God.

Wow. Anyway, speaking of organ transplants, I was watching a bit more Good Doctor. Good Doctor has become, like, my comfort kind of show to put on with them. Let's say I get home and I'm making some food or something. Yeah. Pot noodle. I don't want a big dick, yeah. We don't want my lab, lobster.

What's it called? Lobster. Lobster. There you go. I'm hung over. What's your excuse? My labster bisque. You're watching the good doctor.

I watched some good episodes recently. Right. One, actually, shit episodes. One episode was, there's a girl with no face. Her face fell off or got, I don't know if she got burnt or something. Right. She got no face. But then crazy, okay, a girl dies in a drink, driving accident who looks exactly like her.

Wow. Yeah, so then they take her face. are the odds of that. I know, it's great. Take her face and stick a white lady or? A white lady, yeah.

Okay, that could have been bad right there. The doctor's like, it looked exactly like you. They look the exact same. So here we go. So they take the dead lady's face and put it on to the burnt freak. Yeah, yeah. And literally, she wakes up and she's grand and straightway.

She's like, look at me and she's contort in her face. She's winking. She's blinking. Yeah, it's like, but then the mother of the dead girl's like, my honey, is that you? No, I'm different. Get away from me. I'm not a retard that crashes their car and dies. I just

burned my face on an iron. Yeah, so it can happen to anyone. And in the same episode, the good doctor smokes weed. Whoa, and it curesome. Takes one head to say, yeah, what's up, yo, it's Dr. Lou. What's up, girl? He becomes Don Draper. yo bitch i like that new face you got yeah

how about you put i put my dick in your new face oh what you think about that that's the good doctor the good the good good good doctor I'm on that good good good bro I smoke that good good you heard ah it was actually shit so yeah it was like the good doctor his friend is sick

so he goes meet his friend okay by friend I mean work colleagues wouldn't have friends okay it's the janitor but I told you you cannot follow me home But his friend is like I'm sick Oh he's got chemo that's it yeah He's got the sniffles Yeah yeah

His chemo's like hey I got a cure The help you want to smoke some weed Good doctor Good doctor's like that is illegal I cannot do it but I must help my friend A friend with weed is a friend indeed I am a stoner I am a stoner

Just walking around with a copy of Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies I have a stoner So They smoke a joint Yeah And next scene The good doctors wear like a shoe on his head

Yeah And they're like, whoa And they're playing golf in the house And the guy's like Whoa Get a guy Get the golf ball in there, dude.

I will try. He's like, I like golf. But then his friend's going through chemo. Starts coughing up blood. It's like, you are harshing my my mellow, my buzz. No, he's like, I remember when I smoked, when I first smoked weed with Susie Ann. I haven't seen Susie Ann in so long,

not since grade school. Good dogs, like, we should go meet her. She was your first love. Let's go get pussy, dude. Come on, you're being gay. Let's get sniffs. So they get a taxi, all right? And they get a taxi to meet this girl.

First of the time, we gotta stop to get Cheetos. Oh, my God. I am hungry. I have the munchies. Oh, my God. So they go to the store and they get like, you know, obviously, because it's hilarious in their stone. Yeah. They get like 40 bags each.

Yeah. Because when you're going through chemo, that's what you do. You're munch and fucking Doritos and fucking chocolate milk. The chemo munchies. And the taxi driver is this big fat woman who isn't Fortune Fine Mester. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That vibe. Right, yes.

She's like, wow, you guys must really love your chips. Hey, I don't mind a bit of that as well, you know. Hey, pass it over. Oh, what? Yeah, yeah. Well, you can't do that when you're driving miss. You are driving impaired. I'm going to end up like that, no face, girl.

What age is the friend who's got getting chemo? Probably about 80. Oh, right, okay. Maybe 70. So it's like it's a proper old geyser. It's an old geyser, yeah. Okay, right, right. So they go to meet his long lost love, Susie Ann.

And then they go to a house and Susie Ann has moved. because this was back in the 60s. Yeah, obviously. So the taxi driver's like, damn, I feel bad for you guys. You know, I'll bring you home, though. Like, hey, you know, the taxi ride is on me because you guys are such lovable stoners.

Oh, wow. But then the guy who, let's say, there's a new guy in the house, Salian, you see. Yeah, yeah. Hang on a minute. Wait, I remember Celian, she moved to Green Acres over there. Number 73, Green.

Acres. Right. That is like an hour away. Yeah. Tax driver's like, you know what? We got to keep this journey going. Let's keep the party going, baby. So then they all drive up to meet Sally Ann. Listen to Bill Hicks on Spotify. It's just a rye. Today, an autistic freak and a chemo loser realized that they're just an idea of each other. They're floating through space and time, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. So then they go to fucking meet her and say John, is that you?

Hello, Sally Ann. I will leave you guys alone. I can tell I this is me being here is awkward and also I am stone. And then they go listen to fucking master of puppets of the vaccine. Oh, hell yeah, dude.

Oh man. The good doctor is fucking cool and shit this season. Well, he's getting his groove on. I like it. That's the one episode, next episode. You all happens is the next episode. He's a junkie. He's a heroin addict on Skid Row.

I will suck your dick. I am addicted to opiates. My body is craving for them. Please let me jerk you off. Yeah. The next episode is... Get on my dick, Wanboa. What the fuck you doing?

Sorry. The next episode. The next episode is just... We don't... There's no, like, mention of that again. Okay. He's like,

that was my one-time smoking weed, the end. Yeah. Next episode is, I couldn't believe to show this on, like, whatever NBC or CBS or whatever. Yeah. It starts off. The good doctor is in his apartment. Right.

And he hears a weird buzzing noise. It's like, what is that noise? Vibrator. So he burst into his roommate's room. Yeah. The girl's in the bed. It's like, what's that? And she's got a vibrator.

Yeah. And obviously don't say, like, what it is, but she's like, good doctor. I forget his name. Good doctor. I don't know. It's so good to see you. What are you doing here? He's like, I thought there was a problem.

I wanted to help. No, you have to go away. He's like, why, why does she want pleasure? I didn't watch the rest of it, but it seemed to be like, he was like. His roommate's chick? Yeah. Sexy. It's a will-day, won't they?

Really? Yeah. And eventually. They do. They do, yeah. If you want some real robotic dick, get rid of that. I got what you need. I don't know what

Those are I two I won't finish the episode That's pretty raunchy for You know like a you know Primetime TV show Yeah exactly Some chick just absolutely Bashing our box

With a big black dildo A big 13 inch black dildo With a fist on the end of it It was actually purple Like fucking like a black panther sign Going right up earth what Fight the power Chuck D

Chuck D's nuts But anyway Back to the camera All right All right I bought the camera In Curries Yeah

Yeah And the guy was a real Fucking nervous Nelly Bine off I went in to No I don't have I told you

First time went in To buy the camera Alright And the guy was This fucking Layabout Yeah Yeah you were here

For the camera Yeah I was like Cool yeah that's me he's like yeah here it is wait you're your broil too right yeah yeah I am

he's like cool yeah there you go no checking or not really yeah Jesus Christ some real fucking you know like he's in clerks or something you're not Randall you're not cool

all right you don't know about the finer points of contractors working on the death star and the implications of that wow what a great scene it actually is it's pretty good I liked it, you know. Actually, Kevin Smith popped up in my life.

Oh, yeah? I'll get into it in a second. Just saying that he was a real like, yeah, whatever, you want that camera. Take two. I don't know what? Hey, dude, you know what? You should use that camera to fill him your junk

and then send it to chicks. Hey, you know, it's better than a camera, a bong. Ooh. Oh, you must be a good doctor. Oh, my word. I am only here to purchase a camera. I do not wish to take drugs. But I went then back into Curries.

A week later, get a memory card. And the guy, completely different guy, real kind of like, hi, can I help you? Memory card. Oh, yes, memory cards are right over. No, over here. And then, Sean, like, you could do with a memory card, Paul, because you can't fucking remember out.

Did you say that to him? No, I didn't. I felt sorry for him. He's really young. Probably about, he's seen about 12. A legit good doctor then, was it, do you think? But probably, yeah. He was literally like, so you're using for filming?

I was like, yeah, I have this type of camera, the Sony EX, whatever, and here you go. And this would be good for that. I was like, really good. I'll be really, really good. So you like filming, yeah? Oh. Yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, take some of my head shots and a copy of my new screenplay, you know? I was like, yeah, maybe we could take some tasteful photographs if you come

over to my house. Yeah. You don't like, you don't mind the smell of pot noodle, do you, pal? Yeah, I need more, less pot and more pot noodle. Yeah, there you go.

But anyway, so he's like, yeah, I like filming as well. Yeah, yeah, I love filming. Like, he's trying to be buddy, buddy with me. Right. And he's like, yeah, so I'll bring you over here. Oh, yeah. It's all like that, you know? Yes, yeah.

And then he's like, okay, um, right, we'll go over here, yeah. and I'll just put in your information what's your address? You don't have to answer that though or anything. You're not legally required to answer that. Yeah, but I'm doing this for he's like, what's your address?

You don't have to answer that. See, I'm doing, do you want to sign up for the Curry's? I was like, no, I don't want to sign up for the Curry's, you know, customer pass. Yeah, yeah. It's like a fucking... But you have to. Well, they have like a don't ask, don't tell policy and curries.

Don't say gay bill and curries, you know. But then he's like, just... My girlfriend has bit me the time, okay? He's like, literally, he's like, okay, I was put it in there now. His head goes down for a second. He was like, it's my first day. Oh, yeah, could have failed me, pal.

Weh, wait, way, way. And then she had to leave because she didn't want to laugh at him. Oh, really? Wow. Yeah, that's, uh. And then left me there to be all straight face to be, which is not what my face is normal. Thank God.

She's gone. Now it's just. us fellas. Don't be nervous, honey. You're doing a great job. That's my appreciation of you. So I got the camera in the end. I was almost like, I could see I walking away.

He's like, oh God, oh God. Just breathing into a paper bag. He was too emasculated by me. Yeah. I was laughing there. I don't want to throw anyone under the bus now. Right. I was just laughing because we were doing the show yesterday.

I mentioned, and I missed this, so we're fliring outside the Haypenny. Yeah. And did you see the couple from Newcastle? No. No. So a couple from Newcastle, I can't do it. Oh, you? Oh, hello dear.

How it knows, man. Hello, from Newcastle. We love the Alan Shira. The Biker Grove. So these guys are Newcastle. Can he believe it, man, bloody? The Biker Grove, Newcastle in it? Yeah, it's that.

All right, yeah. So they're like, oh, what's this comedy? will go there. I'm like, yeah, free shot as well, guys. Yeah, yeah, cool, cool. And it's this, uh, well, I don't know, like a fucking geyser, like, he's like probably 50, but he looks awful, you know? Right. And his wife looks worse.

And then, like, um, they, they go upstairs. She's a child bride, so it's just, whoa, but she managed a lot older than him. She's probably 12, but looks about fucking 14. That's how shit it is over there. So, they go up, and it's near, it's near 9 o'clock anyway,

so I go up with them, and I'm just, Taking the money all down I'm like yeah cool guys So just so you know It's like a tenor per head Right And you get a little shot As a thank you

And like what You gotta pay money for it No No no no Oh I didn't say that What the fuck does he take But I'm like Oh don't worry man

So you can go downstairs Lots of cool music And they're like All right And that's it Yeah Okay Apparently they went downstairs

Then And start giving shit To the young boys I hired I hire young boys To help with the comedy Cormick and Patrick Shout out to my young boys

Little Earth I now know when the boys lives I'm like I send him an old foot in the mail you know No man just go over yourself Say hey yeah just what Just a flying visit What it's two in the morning

Ah don't worry No need to wake up the folks I'll just climb in through the window here And it's like Dawson's Creek Remember that When fucking Katie Holmes And climb through the I'm like Katie Holmes

I'll keep your fucking much shut But apparently like he went down to give the boy shit and he started really going at them Really? He were like Oh, you fucking said

it was free and I wasn't free and you're fucking lying to me and you're fucking wasting my time you're mugging me off like all this alright No there's no way they said it was free though

Yeah I know They didn't say it was free But so I was just thinking Like it's weird That they were grand at me They're like okay And then they gave him shit That's perfectly acceptable

Sir And then And then you know for a second I was like He was probably intimidated by me Yeah

And he had to take it out the younger boys. Yeah. But I think what really happened is it happens a lot to everyone I think is where you go like

oh that's okay and then when you're walking and you're like oh I should have said is oh I'm so angry I just realized and then when you see someone else like oh I could take it out on him

yes so I take it out I for maybe I should just believe in my own nonsense like oh he was probably oh he's so intimidated by me he's probably his penis probably went into his body like a turtle

yeah he was so scared later on when he's trying to plow his hog of a wife he won't be able to get it up because he'd be thinking of me my big face my big face and my big cock my big black cock

I mean if you're going to delude yourself you might as well as actually you yeah why not it's called it dagger dick I hear a dagger dick that's what they call yeah what yeah you got a dagger dick girls give him good pumpum apparently if you give them good pumpum

they tell their friends especially like what are you saying dang right now. I'm very confused. This is what my friends tell me. Pump-pum. This is my friend Cormick told me. Like, you have to... Little Cormick.

Cormick and Patrick telling me all about Pum-Pum, you know. Dagger Dick. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Daddy. You just come along like, get over here now, bitch. Bitch, you speak when spoken to now. Now did y'all do a good job for Daddy, Brian.

We sure did, Daddy. Oh, we got a good for you tonight, Big Papa. Yeah, I'm going to give you that dagger dick, girl. Wait, so a dagger dick. Is that just about it being big or is it when it's pointy that it actually cuts it. You can use it to stab people.

And then Pum-Pom is that jerking off or blowing them? No, sex. Okay. You're actually, you're honestly there. You're asking these questions. I'm like, I don't know. Oh, okay.

My house of carrots is crumbling. It keeps happening more and more. You just hear more and more new words that everybody uses and you just feel like an old, smelly freak who's just in the way and I should just

you know do the dignified thing and crawl under the patio and die like a dog you don't have a patio I know but I'll I mean I'll find one ah the house and crouses

it really takes everything from you doesn't it? Oh yeah but I see you did you did very well last night I wish that Newcastle couple around they wanted you give them shit yeah yeah

although it is a bad habit I, you know, that's why I don't like emceeing because I tend to know, last night was fine because it's a very good room, but me and Keb were laughings. You were like Oh, New Zealand, that's like retarded Australia, no offense.

Which is very funny. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's funny, but it's like the ones are cool. They're like, yeah, it's right, we are. Ha, ha, ha. It's right. They're a bunch of bloody space sticks. Well, if you try that, the Royal Albert Hall, Hey, Biker Grove, Newcastle, Ed, Newcastle's like retarded to New Zealand, am I right?

Yeah, but yeah, it's, I need to be more, I need to really try and work on, just try and talk to people, but not say horrible, horrible things to them, you know, it's like, it's, I still was like, maybe that's something I should work. Yeah, it's, it's, you know, I even, I joke about it. about you denying the Holocaust. It was actually very funny that it was like, wasn't, you didn't deny the Holocaust. No, no, no. You made a joke about the German guy and he loved it by the way, he was rolling around the place and he was like it's true.

Yes, it's a very accurate description. Yeah, yeah. It was ironic. Yeah, of course, of course. I made sure to let everyone know I'm not a racist. Multiple times I told them. Now remember guys, I'm not a racist. You're holding your dagger dick at the time. I'm dagger dick

I'm going to look into this now you're on to go to the public library have you got any works on dagger dick oh where are we at now like 36 minutes that's great I mentioned Kevin Smith earlier

oh you did I don't want to mention them too much now it's like Beetlejuice but I will say I watch two documentaries in a row that are pretty similar right and what you'll love with these documentaries

they're like 80 minutes yes it's not a Netflix thing of like it's a nine part especially because I'm so prepared for that that it's like, what the wait, the story's over I can move on my life I can finally go and take a piss

oh if I watch a Netflix documentary my bladder just gets ruined I get a urinary tract infection So one is called Blockbuster Okay That is more of it It's a much shitter documentary

It seems like it's made kind of like independently And the other one is called movie pass And that's like a HBO documentary So it's just got a little bit more like Yeah Not even going to say pizzazz But it's more competency

Yeah yeah yeah And less stupidity Okay A better kind of guests And interviewees So the first one is about Blockbuster And with that It seems like it was

Again maybe like It's some independent studio They get Doug Benson And Kevin Smith And Paul Sheer You know the guy The Tate the bald guy with the teeth

yeah yeah yeah so what's annoying is it's meant to be the story of blockbuster and like how it came to be and how it you know obviously now it's demised yeah yeah but they're like well let's make it fun so they get all your favourite people

like Doug Benson and Kevin Smith like I mentioned and you get to see Doug Benson you know walk around the video store and he's like his eyes are all red for some reason what And he's kind of, he's got a goofy smile on his face. It's like, he, he, and he's very mellow.

And the also, I hate him so much. They always talk to a guy, I don't even know why. What was that movie? He had super high me? It was so bad Morgan Spurlock got cancer 20 years later. It was so bad Morgan Spurlock admitted that he raped someone just so he could distance himself from Doug Benson.

He's like, look, I either have to hang out with Doug Benson or I tell the world I'm a rapist and then just die of cancer good stuff, good stuff I don't think I've ever seen Super Size Me though I think I had it was like one of those things like very early Netflix

which I'm running to talk about Netflix Yeah, like when Netflix first came to Ireland did not that much selection on it. Yeah and like Super High Me was always like promoted Right. No, it was actually Super High Me and Super Size Me were both on it. Double feature. I only watched Super Size Me.

size of me. I'm not going to debase myself with that shit. It's illegal Mr. Benson. And I'm not sure if somebody's pointed this out to you, but the name of your podcast

is grammatically incorrect. Getting High with Doug. Oh wait, no, it's getting Doug with High. You auto-corrected it, yeah. Exactly, because I'm not retarded. That's how smart you are.

Wow. There are, well, oh, go, hoisted by my own retard. But, anyway. right, RIP Morgan Spurlock and hopefully Doug Benson dies soon too. But always copy you.

Well, anyway, I was going to say, so it's all your favorite celebrities. You also have a guy that we wouldn't know, I assume we don't know, maybe I'm judging. He's, I think, a voice actor in the animated Star Wars, the Clone Wars TV show. Yeah.

And I think he's also in some of the new animated Star Wars shows. he's a voice actor and he does some very funny stuff he's like Luke I'm your father I put a light saber

up my ass Oh Oh I see right Yeah Christopher walking Yeah Sorry I thought you were doing like a Vietnamese

thing there Oh hello I rook My father I put a red sabba up My asshole Yeah I'm not very good at Yeah

You're looking at me Oh Are you a rookie Get B Oh So it's all your favorite celebrities. Yeah. And kind of interesting, the star is interesting

because, so VHS was a brand new market. Initially the studio said every VHS you want to buy it should be over $100. Yeah. Do you remember this? I mean, I don't remember, but like when DVDs came around, like

a DVD player was a few hundred quid and like DVDs were like between like, 40 to 50, 60 quid. Like it was very expensive when it first came around. So I imagined VHS was something similar. Yeah, so VHS was like $100 and they were like, look, if you buy the Lion King,

watch it 20 times, that's like $5 per viewing. Yes, yeah. Okay. Yeah. You know, what are you complaining about? Yeah. But then... And if you watch it 100 times, it's like you got it for free. 200 times and you've doubled your money, you're laughing then.

Yeah. So this kind of idea of like, let's do rentals. Right. let's do rentals and actually the studios took it to the Supreme Court

they're like you can't do this you're stealing from us they're like no it's rentals it's not it's not buying oh wow

I didn't realize it was like a controversial thing huge studios hated it that's crazy yeah and then the

the fucking little guy blockbuster won nice yeah they were like no the consumer should be able

to have it it's not it's again it's renting and they eventually they're making so much money

off at the studios they made like half a bill of Lion King mentioned Lion King Rentals so when did Blockbuster actually like

late 80s early 90s exactly yeah yeah and it gets bigger and it gets bigger and it gets so big that then the studios start working with them and go like we'll send you

because obviously you want to start off a Blockbuster you got to buy those VHSs is very expensive so then they start doing like a thing where look we'll give you these tapes for like a fraction of price

but for every time transaction we get an amount for Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it makes sense. Basic shit like that, right? And it comes huge and that's the thing about Hollywood. It's like, everybody, we all get

a fair amount for a fair day's work. We all, you know, it should be evens, Stevens and everybody. You know what? Let's make a black woman the CEO. I myself, Blackbuster. Yes. I myself earn too much money

and I think just, you know, donate all that charity. give it to an old bi-pox, you know? But anyway, so it's all going great. There's lots of different little stores, lots of like mom and pop video stores. And then eventually they all becomes blockbuster.

Yeah. Blockbuster becomes the number one chain. They're making loads of money. But then, they're like, let's make more money. So they start doing different things. And they said the big failing was they never checked the data. You know, there's no like...

The analytics. The analytics, that's the word. Yeah, so they were not like going like, okay, this video is popular. With this demographic. Yeah, or not that. They're like, Mission Impossible 3 or 2, wherever like that. Let's say Mission Impossible 2. Yeah. Let's buy loads of copies of that and put it all over the place.

Right, okay. And they're like, what about the other stuff? Like, no, we're folks in Mission Impossible 2. Yeah. And just get more and more. And then they start doing things where like, let's say, we're like, we're going to extend the time it takes, the time you can keep the video. Right.

And then lower, like, charges for, like, late fees and stuff like that. Eventually, they're like, guess what? No more late fees. Isn't it awesome? And you start selling stuff in the blockbusters as well. Okay. So, like, you can also buy movie merch and stuff there. Posters and, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it kind of all starts falling apart because then, of course, you start getting, like, DVDs, but then also, like, Netflix comes along. Right. And I didn't realize Netflix started like 97. Yeah,

well, weren't they initially, it was like a mail order. Yeah, mail order. Yeah. So I didn't realize just how long Netflix were around. Yeah.

And Netflix did do all their things about like the, the analytics and all that and what was popular. Right. And that's how they managed to dominate the market. And they had a little interface

you go on there and it kind of show you different things. Kind of like today, actually, yeah. Yeah. Kind of show you what's popular this week. You're like, oh, I want to order that film.

this whole playlist is catered just for me and my specific tastes what a wonderful surface so again kind of a semi-interesting documentary about like the rise and fall it's like how quickly it just all comes and then things like

so they're losing loads of money and they're like okay let's do you keep the video for a month how about that you can live in the blockbuster and watch the film as much as you want But they also do the thing

where it's like no late fees but in really small print or like but if you keep it for like three days and you actually have to buy

the video Oh what? Yeah so and that is it was the staff's job to call people up

and be like excuse me sir you actually have to pay for the happy Gilmore VHS because you've had it for too long

and it's like well all you go fuck yourself well then I have no power so please don't do that yeah how about a come back there with a gun.

Oh, no. Please do. Yeah. Jesus Christ, man, that's wild. And there's one blockbuster left. Where is that? And like Colorado, I believe. Or Oregon or something like that.

Some random place, yeah. And all it has is copies of bowling for Columbine. No, this one woman owned a blockbuster and she was like, she didn't even own it. She's kind of like, she had owned the franchise of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she was like, I'm just going to ignore all the stuff. Like, we're going to do this and this. Like, no, not going to, not going to extend the weight and fees or anything.

Yeah, not going to, not going to reduce late fees. And still going to this day. Still going, yeah. But it's become, like, a novelty thing. Yeah. People go to it for the crack. Yeah. It's kind of funny.

I mean, like. And in documentaries, it's interrupted in a documentary to show her house. Yeah. And it's tiny. Oh, really? Yeah, a little tiny house. Just that little hovel. Like, she's adopted, like, seven children.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, to work in the blockbuster. Like, I, I, I mean. I mean, as a child, like, you know, young boy, a teenager, I, you know, was extrovision. Extravision, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd always walk her on extrovision. And just, it's funny, it'd just be like watching all, like, just reading the DVD covers, like, wow. Imagine being able to watch all these movies any time I want.

If I could do that, I'd be the happiest boy in the world. Well, be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it. No, we're inundated, spoiled for choice. And I'm more miserable than I've ever been, Brian. And I think that's because of blockbuster. Definitely no other factors, really, could be contributing to my, you know, despair. Yeah. But it was nice.

It was nice to walk around and just. I never actually got a video from Next Division. Really? Not personally. So I would just go in. You weren't trusted with it. No, so I remember, like, it was something like my parent. My mother would say she'd go and shop and it's like, oh, leave you in there for a while.

Yeah. And just like walk around for an hour. and then she'd take me and we go home that's it I'd never get a video The only time I ever got a video okay is when like it was like my friends I was with my friend let's say and his man's like oh you can get a video there

and you can watch it and I was like you can do it No you can't know you're taking away for this theft You're stealing it I had to make a citizen to rest against you Mrs Smith Do you ever see those like in the really shitty um like

super value of those boxes those video boxes remember those oh yeah like the bargain bin yeah yeah yeah there was a rental thing I think oh really well I know in America

I'm pretty sure I saw in Tullo outside of Carlo of course the cultural mecca of Ireland it was called red box and it was like

a rental service oh yeah you rent it from the box yes yeah yeah I remember this now yeah it'd just be like a big basically like

what those like bottle recycling machines look like you know exactly yeah Just, like, put in a fiver, it spits out a, you know, shitty copy of naughty professor two. And diehard five. Meet the clumps.

Yeah, yeah. Meet the clumps, yeah. But it's only for, it's only one clump. It's Eddie Murphy going, yes, I'm playing one character. I'm only one person. What do you expect? I love that, like, they do a sequel, three, a low budget versus Eddie, like, around the table, but he's just, he's not wearing any costume right here. I'm talking a woman's voice

Imagine, picture me, he's talking screen I'm a woman Oh, oh Lordy You don't do that Now I'm a nerdy guy Oh, fart noise And now I'm the little fat child

It's Norbitt here How you do? I never actually watched Norbert I don't think I ever watched The second ruddy professor I think the first one's a lot I think it's very charming You say you have like all this content

in front of you? Yeah. You're wasting it. You're not watching anything. What do you watch recently? I don't know. I'm a blanking. I was blank when people ask me that.

I don't know. I've been watching a lot of just like less shows and more just like YouTube documentaries and stuff. Like what though? I can't think of any right now. That's the problem, isn't it? I'm hung over. When you go to...

What did you watch? Yeah, that's what I thought. No, when you go to like a video store, You talk with your friends You get the video You go watch it And you go like We got

The Jungle Book last night It was great You know But nowadays I'm with my girlfriend I say We're watching things We watch like 20 minutes

To have some film We're like Ah this shite Like you're trying to watch Bullet train I was like Oh my shit Yeah

We try to watch something else then I was like Oh I'm tired And then I was like Oh I need to poop Yeah What are you going to do about it Now make

Now have you been Practicing your wiping techniques you better do a good job yeah I don't know you kind of get like a malaised or fatigued by it just like oh I don't want to watch anything I'm just gonna sit here and stare at a wall until the sun goes down

and then I can start drinking without feeling guilty about it you know well speaking of watching I don't even need to leave my bedroom I got a bottle of vodka right here I'm ready to party life hack yeah I'm like

Bert Kreischer That's she But I also then Watched the movie pass Document Oh yeah Yeah Yeah

I thought you'd He'd heard of this Movie Pass It was a thing started up in around Around the time of I feel pretty The Amy Schumer

What is that Like 2018 Yeah Something like that Maybe a little bit Earlier Right Right

Right The whole thing Movie Pass was It's a subscription service where you pay for it and you watch a certain amount of films every month.

Yeah. As many as you want, like... No, no, no, no. Initially, it was like, you can watch four films... Let's see... So for $999,

you can watch three films a month. Well, I mean, that's not bad, I guess. That's not bad at all, okay? I start off with these two black guys start there, right? Two black guys, and they were like, this is our movie past idea, and we're, you know, start off in, like, one state, and they got bigger and bigger,

and then the studios liked it. And then they give you the movie, hood pass where it's like if you're in the theater you can stay the end we're sorry no no these are these are articulate men

and you're like oh you probably like they're probably drinking their gin and juice and their paint sagging round they you probably harass Italians don't you

stay away from John de Toro you fucking do the right thing and fuck off pal yeah Whatever. These two men start, it catches on. Right.

And it's like, you know, slow growth. And a classic tale, a classic tale of American capitalism is then other people get involved. And these white guys, whitey. Whitey gets involved. Well, hello there, boys. Well, these white guys start investing in a company and start becoming like, you know, part owners. And they're like, listen, like, you know, this is good for us because. A lot of these investors and stuff,

they're racist. So it's better that a guy like me comes into the room. So why don't you shine my shoes? They're like, why don't you just stay in the car, all right? I'll go up there. I'll talk to the head of the head of Warner Brothers. They never,

the head of Warner Bros. They never seen a black guy before. So you might scare us. It's different kind of brothers, the Warner Brothers. They're not, you know, I know you think you might be on the same level, but no, it's running.

So they start getting more, more power. Yeah. And these guys are insane. They start bringing like, look, you're going like slowly up the mountain, we want to reach the top. Yeah.

And you don't get anywhere by being like, oh, let's take a slow and steady. Yeah. You don't do that, all right? Fuck that shit. We got to make, we got to disrupt. Yeah. We've got to make a scene.

So they're like, how about this? For $9.99, you can watch every movie you want forever. Wow. So you can go cinema as much as you want, watch as many movies you want for $9.99 a month. And it gets huge.

Wow. There's about millions and millions of users sign up for it in like the first few weeks. Of course, yeah. By the way, so movie pass, you get a card. Right, yeah. Like a credit card.

Yeah. Okay. And they're like, we don't have enough credit, like movie cards for this. Like actual physical cards. And the cards cost more than, 99. Oh, what? Yeah, the cards are actually,

because they're like proper like credit cards. You don't think your credit cards. Yeah. I can't find mine. I know what a, we know what a credit card. No, you don't, James.

You take his numbers on it. Yeah, the credit card. Your granny sent you tears out. Happy birthday, James. We're all so proud of you. And I knew those allegations weren't true. Your credit card, you get the coin

and you're scraping. And you never win. So it's like Charlie car It's got loads Of the numbers In the back It's got

You know the kind of like It comes out You can touch it Like it's like braille almost Yeah braille thing It's got all that shit on it Raised lettering They call it Brian

You know that thing The letter's like Coming out of you Like fucking bloody Like Josh 3D Watch Like whoa man So they have to pay

For all these cars And get them out So they're always at a loss Then Well no Because obviously then Like if it keeps going Like the next few months

With a customer it pays the card but you're losing so much money because the dream is like if you own a gym the dream is

people buy the membership and barely fucking go that's or even better some fat cunt all right pays for gym membership doesn't go but it's too

ashamed to cancel it and just keeps it rolling and you're like this is awesome but not movie pass a movie pass people are going all the time

like talks some people and they're like, people are going like, um, multiple times per day. Yeah. See ya. And what people start doing is they stop watching full movies because that movie pass. So

they'll watch half a Spider-Man. Go take a shit. No, no. Go then off to work. So go in the morning, watch some Spider-Man and the evening just go in the movie, going again like Yeah, time out. So like, let's say Spider-Man starts at seven to night. I really saw the first hour. I just rock up at

eight and be like, hey, show me Spider-Man. Yeah, so people are just like coming Cavalier. And then a homeless people start buying movie pass and then go see Avengers Endgame because that's like three hours long. Oh shit, look at that green motherfucker up there. They like my cousin Ray Ray, right when he smoked crack. He get all eat wild and shit, breaking shit like a motherfucker.

He's like, you don't want to make me angry, boy, because I'll fuck you up, blood. Does it like that? No. These homeless people are just coughing and not talking like that. Well, I'm sorry. So they go see like Avengers four times. And that's like a good night's sleep right there.

Yeah, but you can't really sleep when, you know, yeah, Hulk, angry. You want to go see? Well, these guys aren't heroin as well. Oh, that helps. Well, yeah. I was thinking maybe just like go to like a Woody Allen film or it's a bit more kind of. The hobo's like, I don't support him.

Oh my God, that's so funny though So they were just having junkies Passed out in the cinema Well, that and not all But even just like people are just taking the Mick And people like, you got these nerds who are like I want to watch Star Wars Five times in two days

Yes And these do it now in movie pass So they're losing so much money Yeah And then the white guys are like Look, we need to restructure this company Yeah Somebody made a big mistake

And it's not us, right? Yeah So they basically get rid of the two black guys Oh! yeah and now it's the all white board yeah okay so it's all white the black guy's literally walking out with a little cardboard box with like a mugging it

this is world's best CEO world's best black guy the white guy took it he's like this is my cup now I'm the world's best black guy now what was that about movie hood pass was I type of so

now they're losing huge amounts of money and the white guys are running it what do they do Coachella they go to Coachella okay that'll help

yeah all right and the next thing to do is to organize this thing called the movie pass party like it's a big party okay

block party kind of thing that would be yeah but it's like they get a 50 million dollar mansion oh my God yeah they have a big party

to help promote movie pass and they get all Stars. Oh. Craig Robinson. No way, dude. From Hot Tub Time Machine too.

Craig Robinson and Aubrey Plaza. Damn. And that's it. Oh. No one else would show up. And Aubrey Plaza was only here for 20 minutes.

Stitchy went and was like, hey, I love movie pass. How I got to go now. I like movies. Yeah. Whereas Craig Robinson couldn't get rid of him.

He was like, we've got a party all night. He was like, yeah. I've heard. he does stand up and he's always like fucking blind drunk like barely he can't even he's got to go through DUIs

yeah yeah yeah actually I was like genuinely worried for him I was gonna call up my friends and organise intervention because he he was on this as a sport NFL show I used to listen to I don't know because the NFL season over okay they sometimes get like

celebrities on and I normally skip it because it's just like you have like fucking Kevin from the office Like Kevin what I think about the Eagles off-season I think the Eagles are good And I think You know if anybody wants to Find me on Cameo

You can do that if you want But yeah Highest paid person on cameo So yeah Who's the loser now Brian? Yeah yeah You're still in the office Oh no

Looking at the camera And as Nietzsche said When you stare at the camera sarcastically the camera stares back but my point is they had Craig Robinson on and he was slurring his words

like yeah I love a yeah and I got a new show on Hulu everyone check it out and working on Brookton 999 like just like real real out of it

maybe he was just hung over but yeah proper seemed like he just had a stroke or something like he seemed so out of it But again, probably just off, you know, probably had a mad one last night. Yeah, yeah. I mean,

with the movie pass guys. So they had this big mansion party. Man, their Instagram's so funny. She keeps showing it. So it's like every, so the company's struggling. Yeah.

And it's reported that like, you know, they're losing huge amounts of money. Right. And they're like, yeah, this is how you do. You got to lose money to make money,

okay? You got to run out debt and that's the only, you got to be a huge debt to make profit. It's business 101. Right. And what they do, what happens a lot is let's say the new

Mission Impossible movie comes out everybody wants to see Tom Cruise everybody wants to see it there's a problem and there's a glitch of some sort

and they can't see it's like oh Mission Impossible doesn't work on movie past now we sold it as you can watch every movie but for some reason the really popular ones

don't work on the app but you can see it but just not right now we'll fix it any second We'll get to it Don't worry, yeah It's like a modern family When Phil

Is going up the stairs But one of them's broken And he keeps saying Oh, I'm gonna fix that It's a running joke, Brian, For modern family I wouldn't know about that What?

But it leaked This is all on purpose Well, yes Oh sorry I thought I thought I was gonna blow your socks on Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, I thought I was I had the smoking guns

The Zapuda film Yeah This is all happening That's illegal, right Oh it is Yeah You have to pay a huge settlement Then

Right Right Right And the government got involved All the homeless people The government got involved But during all this They keep showing pictures

And I say old These old fellas Okay They're literally like I'd say about 70 Yeah They've got fake tan And they're on boats

And it's like Way And it has hashtag Miami Oh my gosh I'm in Miami bitch and it's giving Miami and then they have to go on TV then you know still doing

probably still got poppers up their ass wiping the coke from their nose all these reports are we're making so much money all the reports are just fake news we're making a lot loads of money and then a week later it's shut down and they're firing everyone's fired

and the two black guys are like we try to warn you and then why they came came in and fucked it all up. White man's greed, Brian. I think it's still being investigated. You know that at the end of these documents that have all this text.

Yeah. All the stuff they had to pay all these settlements and they deny. I think they paid out a big, big settlement to the government where they didn't have to legally admit to anything, but they didn't legally admit that they didn't do anything either.

They can't legally say it didn't do anything, but don't say they're not forced to actually admit their crimes because they paid the settlement and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. it yeah and um then now they're off both of them are now involved in other kind of

tech start ups are all called like juosh or like swizzle-bizzle I imagine they're probably getting in the AI game oh definitely yeah that's why it's all like you know you buy it you got it you fuck it you move on yes you just have fun where you're doing it

and ruin everyone's life yeah smoke it sniff it fucking screw it yeah that's how we do it pal I feel like I'm in succession. We're over the hour there now. Are we? That's good. Good to you.

All right. I was like, let's just keep going forever. Like, no, we're over the hour there, Brian. That's enough of that. Yeah. We didn't get to talk with Doctor Who this week either. Oh, yeah. But next week.

No, now. Sorry, yeah. Now we're talking with Doctor Who. As in right now or next episode. Okay, right, right. Just to prepare you. Yeah. I watched two episodes.

People are saying to the best episodes Doctor Who ever. Is this the new ones? The new ones, yeah. I thought they had like dog shit ratings. Oh man, that's annoying me so much. And now I have to be the guy who's like, actually you're wrong because

they're now released on Disney Plus at midnight. Okay. So they're released on Disney Plus at midnight and then they're showing, let's say on a Saturday morning, then they're showing on TV a Saturday like 7 o'clock. Oh, right, right.

So that's why. So it's quite annoying how all these guys, all these YouTube things like woke Doctor Who non-binary low ratings and like every single comment's like Disney Plus Disney Plus

Disney Plus and it's very pointless Yeah And see you got very annoyed there I saw the Actually you know what The fire in your eyes Somebody

Um mentioned it earlier Yeah In the real world Not on the podcast Okay And I was like I just had to pretend

Like I didn't know What Doctor Who he was Was I was like, you're a doctor who's though ratings, yeah, I was like, I've no idea what a doctor even is. What is that? I don't know what a black man is, don't know what a doctor

is. I've never even woken up before you go, fuck. I've never even seen Neil Patrick Harris. So, Dougie Houser, yeah, he was the doctor, right? Dr. Hoogie dowser, yeah. Anyway, that's it there.

You bring that up actually made me put me in a bad mood. Good, good. It's about time. Yeah. I know, no, no, we got loads of stuff. We can talk about real quick before we end it, because I know you want to end it. I don't, no, let's keep going.

No, we can talk about the UK elections, half-baked, I watched the half-bake sequel. Are you serious? Yeah. You watched it? Yeah. Oh, how was it? And I watched the player as well.

Oh, that's... Two, you know what, very similar... Seminole pieces of, yeah, yeah. And I also listen to a podcast about the 2000, the 2000 election with Bush and Gore. Oh, yeah. interesting stuff. The hanging chad. Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But luckily nothing like that ever happened again. Well, you know, it's funny that happened in Florida for DeSantis. Yeah. The same thing happened exactly, yeah. Yeah. Do you know about that? No, actually, I thought it was like the, you know, stop the steal, Trump Biden.

No, no, when DeSantis got elected, that election had a recount. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. And again, it was like, you know, kind of contested kind of thing there. Yeah. Now, I don't know anything about this, so I'm going deep end here. Yeah, well hey, you know fun stuff coming up talking about Doctor Who and elections

and you know, paper ballots. What do we say, gang? Paper mailing ballots or electronic? Oh, let's get into it. All right. Next episode will be crazy. Bye.

Bye. Bye.