Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 227 : Kinds of Kindness

Episode Date: July 4, 2024

Drinking Willam Dafoe and vaping all day....

All right. Right. Okay, we're going there. I was just saying you walked in. I was watching a Stephen Crowder video. Yes. I was a little bit embarrassed, but then you made sure that I didn't feel embarrassed.

No. You told me it's the only thing I should be watching. Exactly. That and nothing else. Yeah, yeah. He's got the raise. He shows you how to treat ladies. You know, when your lady starts giving it all that,

yap, yap, yap. You fucking watch it. You fucking watch it. I am this fucking close. Do not fucking push me over the edge. Fucking watch it. I was a bit worried because a lot of my friends

are going to gigs at the moment they're off Taylor Swift and Longitude and Shania Twain and I'm getting these pictures now and I was getting FOMO FOMO FOMO! I was getting

homo okay I've got homo FOMO because you're not in Shania Twain or Taylor Swift with the Pride brain you're getting homo FOMO FOMO. Yeah so I was just

sitting home watching Steve Crowder videos hours and hours the Crowders. Yeah. And I thought, this is bad for me, but actually isn't.

No. And have you watched much of his early stuff? No. It's very interesting. You mean when he was voice, a character on Arthur? Yes.

Hey, Arthur. Have you watched much of that? I watched Arthur when I was a kid. I didn't know Stephen Crowder was on a film. I was like, I hope some of these guys are racist. Hey, Arthur.

Yeah. I don't like Ard Varks. I think you people are loud. You contribute. You know, Ardvarks make up 4% of the population and 83% of the crime. What does that tell you, huh? Ardvarts.

He's an art vark, right? Or whatever the fuck. I don't know what he is. Yeah, a dog or something. They all look the same to me. Well, the point is, I was watching, so after Arter, okay, he had a period of time where he's doing YouTube videos and sketches. Okay. And his sketches, they're all him and.

drag. Wow. Yeah. And it's all like, you know, I'm Nancy Pelosi. Why so serious? Oh, right. So back of the good times.

Yeah, all that kind of stuff, you know? And then like the video entries. You know how I got these scars? It was a cesarean. I got impregnated by an art fart. And my father wouldn't allow it. So I had to get an abortion. Yeah.

And then the video ends So it's Nancy Pelosi You're like I'm going to raise your taxes You know I want to watch the world burn Ah yeah And then he's like

Stop that Nancy Pelosi And he holds her down And waterboards her Wow The end Hey I'm laughing already You're going You're going

You're going You can be all high brow And be like No you shouldn't laugh With that But you can't control The Funny Bone That's the thing

When my funny bone Is erect And ready to just Splooge out You're funny juice. Oh, I'm going to funny juice. Yeah. Well, this episode is not about Stephen Crowder.

Okay. Next episode will be. But this episode... We're going to pivot. Let's just say there's a surprise third bike. Yeah, he's not doing well. Paddy didn't work out. So now we're going to get Stephen Crowder.

But anyway, this episode is actually about complete left turn, kinds of kindness. Yeah. The new yard. Jargos Yorgos film? Yargos Lermos

Lermos I should learn his name because I'm always like I love Yargos I'm such a huge I know everything about

Yargogurt whatever his name is I should know remember for like The Yargos catalogue it's just an Argos catalogue

but with his face prit sticked on every page That'd be good If I was going to buy something for my girlfriend I get that That's a prop bit right there

It's like Yeah I like me, Yar gosh, Catalan. And then you pass it around the room

and everybody. Now make sure you just look at every page. See all the effort I put into it. So much prick. And here's a dog

dude. He just ripped the jawbone off a stray dog. And you just kill a deer. What am I doing wrong? I can't seem to get them. It's a lobster.

Come on, guys. Anyway, so you watch Kinds of kindness. I had a great time watching it. I thought it was very, very good. It has the weirdness of dog toot. Yeah.

The kind of stilted dialogue of like, and kind of like the unpleasantness, let's say. They're kind of like the unfairness of a sacred deer. Yeah. That kind of like, this is not a mainstream movie. Yes. Like poor things. Normies could watch them be like,

oh, have you seen poor things yet? I haven't. Okay, well, it's about like a girl who's a Frankenstein, and then she has to go around. learning and like even if you're completely... She becomes a, she becomes a bit of a promiscuous lady.

Not really, like... I heard she got piped left and right, oh. Anyway, as we're saying down the pub. Yeah. Did you see the poor things? Did you what?

What's she doing there? Look at all them Mickey's she was sucking on. Disgraceful. But like, even like a Norma watching me like, oh, it's crap. Mad. She's like a Frankenstein there but at the end of the film she's like talking

and she learned something Ah, geez, that's cinema it is, yes. It's like Titanic, isn't it? You know? But this one is to be like, that made no sense at all. Actually, during the film,

two gay guys walked out like, this makes no sense. How did you know they were gay? Oh, well, I mean, not to generalize, but I mean, you know, that all the rainbows and the glitter

and one of them was sucking my cock but doing a much better job than any woman ever could say oh yes you're a seasoned professional yeah yeah the lads just know how to do it best ladies up your game so I thought this would be a fun game now so they got up and left because they were like yeah this doesn't make sense

yeah right a few people like but I tell you what there's a lot of laughter in this as well that's one being I'm stressed there's a lot of very funny stuff in this A lot of really funny moments, funny characterizations, and Jesse Plemmons especially, he is given so much room for comedy, especially in like the first story. This, by the way, is a triptych. It's three stories.

Triptic? Yeah. Is that what to call it? I believe, yeah. Or a tree house of horrors for the cultured people who watch the Simpsons. Oh, right. Okay. So it's three different stories with the same cast in each story.

Jesse Plemmons, Willemones, Willem the Fo, Margaret Quigley, I think her name is, Quigley. Margaret Quali Quali And other assorted people as well Emma Stone Oh yeah Emiston of course Yeah yeah She's in all these as well

And she's a especially the last one She gets a lot of It's funny It's actually as it goes along The first one is very much The Plemons story Yeah And then as it goes along

It becomes more and more Like the next one's more of a two-hander And the last one's real The MS Stone story Right And all these films get more And more esoteric and weird and hard

to interpret as he goes along like the first one is almost like I think you should leave sketch in a way and then it gets kind of weird and weirder and more and more yargos and yargos but I thought

because these films are they're very much like not a straightforward narrative and it's all a very kind of metaphor based and subtext subtext so I thought I'll tell you

what happens just the broad strokes right I'm going to leave out a lot of stuff because a lot of stuff in it is just kind of weird for weirdness or for just humorous sake, you know, but I just give you a broad

strokes and we'll play a game they were, I want to see you can give your interpretation. Right. Because I talk with someone else about my interpretation of all these films, okay? I want to see if we kind of gel here. I want to see if the ideas translate with me in the middle.

So Yargos didn't, Yargos probably wants people to watch his film. Yeah. He didn't intend, like, a whole Brian watches it and tells people like a traveling kind of like a performer I go to small towns but let me tell you the tail

step right up we're got to talk about kinds of kindness oh what a wacky film they got a dame they got a fella what are they doing crazy so the first one

is called the debt of RMF death the death of RMF yeah RMF okay that's the letters okay

and it starts off it is Jesse Plemans and he is a happy go lucky guy you know he's having a good life okay yeah nice wife uh you know works in some kind of company nondescript company with a nice office and all that but turns out willam defoe basically controls his entire life okay okay we're recording we are yeah okay yeah you got me worried there yeah sorry will him the foe controls

his whole life so every morning he wakes up a list will him defaul's his boss okay and he has to like wake up his 7 30 exactly he has to have intercourse with his wife he has to go exercise he has to go to work He's got to do this, this and this. And when he gets home, he's got to, like, get in bed this time, read a book for half an hour. It's like his life is fully scheduled. Wow.

And he loves it. Yeah. This is great for him, you know. And he gets up, it's like, boss, I read the book, like you said. I read chapters three to six and I taught his subtext. It was very interesting. Okay. You know, yada, yeah, yeah.

And you find out the kind of reward he gets is not just, like, the kind of satisfaction of turning your brain off. Yeah. He also gets sports memorabilia. That's his big thing. He's like, this is so good. He gives me all the cool sports memorabilia. He's got Michael Jordan's shoes.

Yeah. He's got John McEnroe's fucking racket. He's got the Senna's helmet that he crashed in. Wow. Yeah, he's got all this cool sports memorabilia. He's like, this is so cool. This is awesome. And it's going well for him, okay?

Okay. But then it turns out, William the Fo is like, I need you to crash your car. into this other guy's car he's this fat guy I know he's up for it okay you gotta crash a car he loves it yeah yeah he's agreed to it don't worry

he's like okay so he crashed into the car and he gives him the guy mildly hurts himself a little bit and the fat guy's alive and all that he's like okay perfect did it yeah and William Fo was like no that's not good enough

I want you to crash I said crash not gently tap him I want you to crash into him I want you to fuck him up and Plemins is like oh but I might kill him he's like

that's the point he's agreed to this you know you have to kill this guy right that's the point we tried giving him doughnuts

but he seems impervious so like the long the long strokes didn't work now we're going to plan B so Plemans

first time ever in 10 years they mentioned it's been going on for like 10 years okay Plemans like I can't do that

I can't kill someone he's like oh no no no you can yeah he's like no no I can't he's like okay well

well, we're done. He's like, what? I was like, yeah, we're done. You have a good life. No problem, okay? But like, we're done now. You know, no more lists in the morning. You just live your own life.

No more sports member being. Yeah, he's like, okay. So he goes home and he's like really distraught. And his wife's like, you okay? He's like, I got to tell you. This house, I bought it because Willemphoto told me. I talked to you in that bar because Willem the phone told me to go over to you.

I ain't your asshole on your birthday because, well, actually, Willem didn't tell me to do that. Don't tell him that. He'll take away to racket. When I wore Michael Jordan's shoes and did blackface, yeah, that was just for me. My little tree. You're going to be my Lola Bunny, girl.

And he's like, oh, by the way, remember all those miscarriages? Yeah, that was Willem the foe as well. What? Yeah, so, Willem Toe said, no. children. Children are getting the way. Right. Okay, make it harder to schedule her life. Yeah. So he'd been putting the pill into his wife's coffee.

Oh, wow. And whenever something goes wrong, she's pregnant, he puts in something, some special thing and it makes her shit out. Like, they show like a bloody fucking toilet. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ. And Willem foes, like, rubbing his hands, like, yes. Now don't flush the toilet. Let daddy get in there, yeah.

And the wife, by the way, is not happy with this. Why imagine? Women don't like it. Typical bird, eh? So she leaves. And he's like... Who plays the wife? Oh, an Asian actress that pops up as well. Okay.

That's all right. She's in the whale. She's good, I think, yeah. But, um, so the funny thing is, she leaves like, oh, this is... She must be Japanese then, because they haunt whales, don't they? Hey, oh!

They hot Brendan Frazier's. They kill somebody Brendan Frazier's every year. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, um, the wife leaves. The funny thing is he's like, oh, this is really bad. like he comes home when someone's taking

the racket someone's taking John Mackler that's when he like falls apart he's like no and he's like

whacking and willing to foe's door like let me back in please I'm sorry he's like no no goodbye

you're embarrassing yourself goodbye all right and um Plemins is distraught now like he goes to a bar

and he's literally like uh what should I have and I don't know what do you want what should I have I don't know wine

red or white help me oh wow like he he he he he he panics over every kind of decision. Because he hasn't made a decision in like a decade. Okay. Yeah. So

he, then he's like, fuck I'm going to drink a lot. And he's a hot girl over there, Emma Stone. I'm going to chatter up. Yeah. And he's got a great chat up technique. I think we could all steal here, okay? All the guys listening, try it out, okay? His fellas, listen off. Try this out, Patty,

okay? So... No, he's got a woman. Oh, fuck, yeah. Because he used his technique. His technique is, okay? He goes to the bathroom and breaks his foot. Oh. He kicks his foot against the wall multiple times so it's broken. Right.

And he stumbles out like, oh my God, my foot hurts. Somebody helped me. And Emma Stone was like, you okay? And he's like, oh, I mean, could you drive me to hospital, please? Yeah. She's like, okay. And then he wrizzes her in the car. He's like, you've got a lovely car.

And like, what do you, where are you from? Oh, that's my favorite state. Oh, you know. And you get a sense to Emma Stone's to some sad woman. Ah, who's like just, you know, oh, someone's nice to me. So she's like Oh yeah, oh cool, you know And he's like

You know, thank you for driving me to the hospital Would it be It would be a great pleasure If perchance We could have dinner sometime She's like, okay But then the next week or ever He's hobbling around now

He's got like a big ting on his foot Like a cast, all right? He goes to her house But she's not there And he's like, what's going on? Turns out Emma Stone was in a car crash Oh Yeah, yeah

turns out Emma Stone was in a car crash she crashed the car into some fat guy's car The same fat guy Same fat guy Oh It turns out

Willem Defoe has people All over the city Doing stuff for him Right Yeah And he was just like And neither Emma Stone Or Plemons know about each other

Wow But You know Plemons goes to hospital And Willam is like You know what Emis Stone You're

This is why you're my favourite You know You did why I wanted to He's not dead okay so that's not perfect but you know at least you try maybe next time he can kill him alright and Plemmons over here's this

he's like I got a perfect idea so he beats up an orderly all right takes his nurse's uniform right steals the fat man like sticks him a wheelchair yeah wheels him out to the car park of the hospital and just drives over him like just reverses over him you know

just kills him all right yeah and then drives back to Willem the phone and it's like I did it Willem was like, I always knew you could. It gives a big hug. Right. The end. Okay.

Now, what do you make go with that? And by the way, it's very funny. Just him panicking, like him, like, him breaking his foot, like, on purpose, be like, oh, like, he's so pathetic. Like, him, like, driving over a fat guy multiple times is very funny. I mean, obviously, it's hard to, I'm sure a lot of the subtext, I imagine, is conveyed visually. Exactly. That's the point of this. Without all that,

which is my brilliant descriptions. I feel like I'm there. Well, I don't know. What sort of comes to mind immediately is sort of the military industrial complex. I tell you, I taught. This is a show we're different now. I taught the episode, you were Mr. Burns makes Homer do things. Yeah.

That's what I got. Okay. That's what I got. But you go your way to it. So that's like my interpreter, I was like, It's like the Simpsons. Yes. What you were saying

That's what you felt when you watch Shindler's list as well, though in fairness. It's like working the power plant, isn't it? And he's like Mr. Ralph Fines.

I don't know. Yeah, just that sort of, I have planned out every, you know, aspect of your life, but you have to do exactly what I say, even if it goes against your moral code.

And then if you don't, I'll completely abandon you. And then you're left distraught. As you see with people who leave, the military or after tours of war, they come back, they're left on their own devices and obviously

PTSD plays into it, but the fact that it's not, that you're not following this regiment, that the structure is completely gone, so now you're left to your devices, you sort of fall apart, you don't know what to do, and then before you know it, you're running over a fat man in the, well

then they go on and commit acts of mass shooting and whatnot, I don't know, that's my initial... I can see, by the way, I love that, because I'm very kind of stubborn where a lot of times I just think like it's like this and then when someone else does something else like but that's no what I taught

yeah yeah but I like this is what I like about these kind of films that have a lot of avenue for interpretation exactly yeah I didn't think about that at all there so I like that a lot actually you just went straight to the Simpsons no I just thought it was like a parody of like

you know masculine the fact that sports memorabilia is interesting because I was like he's such a childish guy that it's like it's almost like if he was like into Lego or something is this the thing was like, oh yeah, it's Michael George, it's Roy Keene's gloves you know, it's whatever, you know, it's like, just

nonsense shit. Again, that does sort of tie into the infantilized society, like we're all, like I'm in my 30s, but I'm still here talking about the Simpsons and Arthur and you know. Don't knock it. Yeah, but I'm just saying, look, and I'm

I consider myself the cooler end of the spectrum. There are some fucking freaks out there. talking about Marvel and Doctor Who. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. I hide my Doctor Who book. But yeah, so that's, but again,

I, when I went the military way, I completely ignored the sports member being aspect of it. So yeah, that's the, you know. Well, it's like David Lynch. It's not like, I think like Lynch, if you went to Yargo's like, it's like this, isn't it? Yeah.

He'd be a little bit offended. He's like, just fucking, it's a lot of, just leave me alone. Don't talk to me. You're smelly, man. yeah so let's do the second one okay okay the second like wasn't just the simsons

no that wasn't it at all yeah i just thought it's just about like how people's like kind of sense of self and determination is kind of solely eroded away by like you know like it's kind of like boss in general is just telling you what to do and you just give up like you know he's like oh just do this then you know yeah but it's about finding the little things that make you happy

like your sports member yeah and being like it's a a marriage that's completely fake, you know, and people like that as well. Go through, you know, go through the, you know, go through the motions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's no, there's no sense of, like, maybe I can be free.

You know, freedom is, like, the scariest thing at all, you know, the freedom to, like, just, to even just order what you want at a bar is, like, terrifying to people, you know? It's just much easier to switch off your brain and get told what to do, you know? And William the Fo is, is so funny in this, you know, he's, a lot of the film he's wearing little shorts.

Okay. Just, like, too, too, short you know there's like a kind of a real kind of they probably had to edit out his big cock he's got a big cock yeah yeah well i think there's love homoerotic elements to do this but that's more it's like for comedic elements i think like there's no actual like sexual element it's just purely just like you know okay i kind of like a fan kind of like kind of like uh just a devotion kind of like infatuated like i think for plemens it's more like willam is the god not like the love interest

he's just like please tell me daddy what do I do you know yeah it's all it's like paternal it's like daddy please tell me what to do like when he's at the door being like please help let me in you know I'm sorry and like the phone is like no yeah yeah there's a little glimpse into your future isn't it

Daddy I'm sorry I didn't mean to go and live in Dublin with the queers let me back in please no no sorry I'm giving away all your sports memorabilia to special needs children. No!

Let's do the second story. Again, second story is a little bit weirder, right? I won't get your take on this. So, second story is, again, it starts off of the Plemons. This time he's a cop. Okay. He's a tough cough, cop. He's a tough cop in like somewhere kind of random in the south, let's say, all right?

Right. And he's distressed because his wife, Emma Stone, is missing. Right. She was a marine biologist. and she's lost at sea. And he's kind of being weird. And all the other cops recognize is weird. He's not on suicide watch,

but it's like, the cops are like, we'll just have dinner with him tonight. You know, he's being kind of weird. He's like, uh, talking like he's like,

you know, they arrest someone. He's like, she kind of looks a bit like my wife. Like, no shit. Yeah. I don't look like your wife.

Bank ahead, motherfucker. It's Miss Pat. Yeah. Miss Pat gets arrested. You look like my wife. Crack-ass motherfucker. So then

his partner... Miss Pat is actually an overweight black woman for anyone who didn't pick up on my impersonation there which aesthetically quite different to Emma Stone a skinny Caucasian.

So that's, you know, I'm making more of an effort to be inclusive in my, you know. Yes. So how long has she been missing? A few months. A few months. Maybe like two months.

months, let's say, okay? And he's not doing too well, you know, he's getting these weird phone calls in the middle of night, they're just static. Okay. He thinks this his wife, you know, he's like, huh? Is it you, babe? Is it you? You're doing your impersonation of a television set that's broken?

Oh, just like when we first met. Like poltergeist. She's doing her poltergeist. But then his partner comes over. His partner is some black guy. I forget his name, but he's really good. And he's in all the stories, okay? And the partner's wife is Margaret Quali.

Quality, right? And we find out, just a little kind of detail we find out is that they used to gang bang each other. Oh. Yeah. So it's like they, and they filmed this. So Plemons is this re-watching the old footage them gang banged each other and

like crying. So it's like him like, he's like, they're taking turns banging each other's wives, you know? Just the four of them or there other? Just the four. That's a yeah. Just taking turns, you know. Yeah, they're not freaks. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, you know, he has them over dinner. He's like, do you want to watch the video together? They're like, no. Trying to eat here, man. Come on. We watch it afterwards and something with some coffee.

They're like, no, no, that might be a bit weird. It's like, no, it'd be the good old time. He's like, no, no. So he's not doing too well as a pint, right? He's just watching some other guy fuck his wife. He's like, I miss you, babe. And then the static, he's like, babe, I've watched the video. Come on. again very funny very funny again

plebens is like she watched the video again no please so but here's the thing he gets a phone call they found emma stone

right found her so someone island or something like that she washed up she's alive she's alive yeah oh wow

and they find her to bring her back okay and it's a big news story woman lost to see they found her willem the foes her father okay

and he's happy everyone's happy but Plemons is a bit like hmm oh good you're back good good good yeah and people can tell something's awful Plemons still

right and then they have this big kind of like the marine biology society of a big kind of awards thing you're back okay this is uh you know we we thought you were dead we're gonna give you a lifetime achievement award

you know yeah and uh Willam is like what's wrong you're being so such a downer To Jesse Plemmons. Yeah, your wife is back. She should be happy. You're making everyone feel uncomfortable.

He's like, you guess what? That is not your daughter. Oh. That is an imposter. Wow. She is fake. I know she's fake because when you came home, she started eating chocolate. And my wife hates chocolate.

And then she said, we're listening to her. I refer you to the tape, Jesse Plemmons. Seems like she likes us some chocolate if you know what I'm talking about. Oh my God. That's so funny. That's definitely on purpose, actually. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah.

Another thing is like, she said my favorite song was shot to the heart, but that's my second favorite. It's that, you know, that's the song like, shot to the heart. Yeah, Bon Jovi.

You're too blaze. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You give love a bad name. He's like, that's my second favorite song. She should know that. What's his first favorite? Oh, I forget now. They say it, but I forget what it is now.

Okay, maybe heaven's the place on her or something. Right, right. The point is, he's like she's fake and they're like no no and then like uh and how is she being like perfect normal yeah she's eating chocolate you know she's listening to the shot to the harm like what i do all the time yeah yeah uh she's completely normal you know she's a bit like you know hey you want to have sex and he's like get away from me yeah yeah she's fucking weird um and then um there's an incident where him and his cop partner are on patrol right and

And they pull over this couple who might be drink driving and Jesse freaks out and shoots one of the guy in the hand and shoots his fingers off. He's like, do you know my wife? And shoots his hand off.

And Daddy, like, shoot and he's like, I'm so sorry. He didn't mean to do that. Oh, no. You know. Just crying and being a fucking pussy, all right? Right.

And then he gets put on leave. Right. And he's with his wife now. And he refuses to eat. He won't eat anything that his wife cooks him because it's poison. He says, okay?

And he's deteriorating, okay? And next thing. is Emma Stone was a black guy. Oh. And she's in the hospital. And they're like, you know, if you're, you know, spousal abuse is a common thing. She's like, yeah, he hit me, but he's under a lot of stress.

It's okay. I'm not pressing charges. I got his favorite song wrong, you know, so it's completely my fault. I was eating chocolate. And then William Defoe was like, hey, you know, we, like, he's a bad man. Yeah.

And she's like, no. Never say that again. My husband's a great man. He's under a lot of stress. You leave my loan. You apologize for saying anything negative about Jesse Plemons. And Willem's like, I can't deal with this and walks out. And you're like, okay, this is like, this is drama now.

Yeah. It was funny for a lot of this, okay? Yeah. And now it's getting real. And then the next bit is, and it gets real eerie now. Plemmons comes down from the upstairs. So the kitchen is like, you know what, babe? I am hungry.

Yeah. I want to eat something. I want to prove that you're humans. So can you cut off your finger and serve it to me? like fry it up and serve her to me okay she's like okay babe and we see this really drawn out scene of her curtain off her finger and there's blood going everywhere

and she actually faints like passes out and then wakes back up and then cooks the finger gives it to him yeah he's like oh this is great babe thank you actually I'm still hungry can you cut your kidney out and give it to me and she's like okay I'll do that and the next scene is her just dead on the floor

with her kidney on the ground I'm waiting, come on. So, like, there's a hole in her chest in her stomach and the kidneys just plop on the ground. And Jesse Plymonds walks down and sees his dead wife or why he thinks this woman impersonating his wife. Yeah. And there's a knock on the door and Emma Stone walks in.

She's like, I'm your real wife. I love you. And it's played like this dreamy music. And then we just pan across to his dead wife. Right. The end. Okay. Now, what do you think that means?

I thought this was the kind of most obvious what it means now. I don't know. He just had a complete psychotic break and he actually murdered her and then concocted this whole thing. Yes. I think that's probably the most kind of easy to understand. We're like, so like obviously like you know,

but then you think about like the bit where she's defending him to Willem Defoe. Yeah. That could be his, in his head he's like oh yeah, if the dad are citing, oh my wife would probably stand up for me. And even like all the gang bang stuff. Yeah. That could just be like his little weird fantasy of like, oh, if I fucked his wife as well, yeah, yeah.

Who, oh, his wife's Margaret Qualey. Yeah, yeah. You see titties? You do, yeah, yeah. Very, very graphic. Yeah. I've them bought on the bed, just doggy style and the two of them, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then all this stuff like, so he's he just cut off her finger and was like, yeah, I bet she

cut off her finger and like I get up. And serve it to me. Yeah, yeah. It's like, delicious meal. The whole thing, I think, is kind of like in his head. is what I think. Maybe she fingered herself beforehand. Like, here you go. Fish fingers, your favorite.

I have to say, the change from like really, really funny to genuinely sinister. When he comes down, I want you to cut your kidney out. There's no comedic element to at all. I thought it was very well done the kind of change there.

And like, it's like funny, Plemans turning back into like his breaking bad persona. Like, he went full on just like, As it goes long, he gets more kind of dead and in the eyes and more kind of like monotone. He is, he is fantastic. He really is. And this one especially, the change was so impressive to watch it.

I would give him an award just for that story alone. I mean, I know I haven't seen it, but I imagine, you know, and the change is very drastic, but he probably doesn't do a lot. He can, basically, he can convey quite a lot by doing very little. Obviously, the direction and, you know, the way it's shot. works because when you go watch it after the first the first story he's so subservient yeah as such a comedic performance and there's no darkies in at all yeah and it's almost like we start off again where he's being weird and like he's crying and all that stuff you know

yeah like some of the biggest laughs in the whole um uh experience in the cinema was the airy stuff for him as a cop because he's being weird and he's like he keeps thinking like like just some uh fucking hobo he's like that's my wife like there's all that stuff all right which even At that stage, that's a sign that he's losing it. Yeah, yeah. He thinks Miss Pat is his wife, you know? Yeah. If only the cast, it was such a good reveal for you now.

I was like, and you know what? It was Miss Pat. But I thought it was a very well-done section. I think if you're going to take one section out and just like show it to someone, I would probably pick that section there. What was that one called? That was called RMF is Flying. Because I forgot to mention it.

I didn't mention it because it was going to confuse you now but she wasn't the only one found they found a few other people as well and RMF the fat guy was one of those people RMF is the fat guy yeah okay

yeah yeah yeah they say his initials are ORMET you know what they find him in the coma in the first one oh yeah it's RMF on the machine okay so this is pretty

this takes place before the first film RMF is alive in this one all right does RMF stand for we never find out retard massively fat you know what I won't be surprised well I'll tell you the next one okay is called RMF eats a sandwich

okay so this is the common team in there right right right so anything else we want to say about the second one there no I think that I mean that's just he you know he had a cicada break he murdered his wife and all of the stuff we see is just his delusion yeah yeah yeah I think very very well done

yeah left this out was scary that I got it so quickly it's like this is exactly what happened and I can tell. I left this out as well. I'm going to throw a little curveball for you though. One little thing.

Emma Stone in it has fantasies about dogs. Like having sex? No, no. Just dogs like doing teens like driving cars and stuff. She says at one stage something like you know

when she was on the island she had weird dreams and she dreamt about like a dog society and how much better that would be and you know just like and then she makes this kind of parallel Like, you know, you know, chocolate is a really good thing, but dogs eat it die, you know. So sometimes, like, you have a good thing, it kills you.

It's better to have something really plain that isn't good, but it's not a... And then, is this all still in Jesse Plymouth's head? That could be it. That's the thing we don't know. That could be as well. So that's a metaphor for sometimes when the penis is too big, it kills you. So it's better to have just a respectable four and a half inches. No, it gets the job done.

Hard. Yeah, yeah. Four when it's going well for me. Four when Tottenham are playing well. Yeah, yeah. But, okay, the next, last film is probably the most kind of, I hope this is enjoyable for you, by the way. I'm enjoying it, yeah.

The last film, okay, is probably the kind of the weirdest. I felt like the longest. I'm not sure if it is, but it's definitely the most going on here. And this one especially, I'm going to cut out a lot of stuff because it's kind of like going to confuse the quick description, all right? Okay. So this one starts off. It's Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons are basically like, you know those people who go around and knock on doors, like Mormons, all right?

Shehovah's Witnesses? Yeah, they're kind of like that, except for Willem Defoe's kind of cult. So Willem the foe is a cult, all right? And Jesse Plemons and Emma Stones are happy members, and they're looking for the Messiah. So the Messiah is out there And William the Fo's This very exact kind of a prophecy for the Messiah Where she has to have a certain breast size

Oh yeah Yeah She has to be 19 Double D's tight little asshole And a low body count That's important No Hock Too Oh man Hock Tua is blowing up

She was hanging out with Shaq Yeah Here's the thing though She seems like a A fun lady. She seems like she'd be a good time. A normal lady. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes, yes. Got a spit on that thing. Well, Shaq's her now, so she's useless. No, she's, yeah. I mean, I said it already, but she gets dehydrated and trying to spit on that fang. Because they got a big old dick, Brian, is the gag there. She can't go to Brino Tool after Shaq. What's funny is, like, these women go viral for all different reasons, quote, like,

the plane lady that motherfucker's not real and now hot to her but it's just like it's just because they're hot and we bang them and now they're famous that you know that that guy's not real that girl yeah forget her name now but they had her on a sports podcast listen to yeah called pardon my takes the barstool podcast yeah she started dating one the podcasters

yeah and now I think she's like on some kind of like a trumped uh like kind of like uh I think she's a trumper really Yeah, she sells like fucking same shit Alex Jones sells I think yeah It's all vitamins

Pussy pills Yeah Well You know what Much love to her And Miss Hock Tua Yeah Yeah she

Fine women We need more women like that Yeah Less of these women With their marches You know But anyway Okay

Last story Okay This is a lot going on this one so bear with me okay so she has to have a certain breast size the nipples has to be a certain distance from each other and distance from the belly button like it's all very scientific she has to have a dead sister right and she has to be able to bring people back to life huh those are like the three things she has to do okay yeah and if you can do all three she's messiah so plemmins and emma stone their job is to go around they find people of dead sisters and they measure their tits well they

They don't just tell them what's going on, you know? A lot of times they get the door slam their face, you know. It's a pretty tactless job. And they go around in a really cool car. It's a big thing. Emma Stone drives a really cool kind of purple car. And she proper goes like brum, brum, brum, brum. Like Fast and Furious.

She loves doing spins and donuts in there, you know? Okay, yeah, yeah. She's a bit of a wild girl, you know, in that sense. And they only drink Willem Defoe's tears. Right. So if they have a bottle of water, they have to put a bit of a tear, like a tear in it.

Okay. So that purifies the water. Okay. Essentially, yeah, because William Lefo is unipotent. He's amazing. So he's not the Messiah then? No, no, no.

He's just the guy's like, I'm taking on the burden up to the responsibilities until the Messiah shows up, you know? Okay. And the power of what he has to do is he has to have sex for everyone in his cult.

Oh, okay. He has sex with Plemons and Emmeth Stone. Really? As a bit where Plemmins is like, can I go? And he's like, I'm going to take Emma Stone first. I'll fuck you second,

all right? he always says that and he never has any juice left from me he just lies on his back and makes me do all the work but then's a bit where like he's having sex at Mastone and Plemons just outside

the bedroom just waiting on a chair like outside the principal's office like hello they checked his watch so he's taking ages with her but anyway the thing is so looking for a Messiah they find this

um uh one girl and she's like oh my sister my twin sister actually she brought me back to life we were kids teenagers and I jumped to a pool that had no water in it

okay so I went head first hit my head right I died I know I died my sister touched me brought me back to life and no one believes me but I know I died wow that's a good lead there we may follow up on that lead but Emma Stone is distracted because she meets her

ex-husband okay played by a guy called Joe Sumptono. I think he used to date Taylor Swift. Joe Jonas? No, Joe Alwinner. I don't know. He's someone that like, when he showed up, a lot of people in the cinema are like, oh, it's your, everyone's favorite.

And I'm like, I'm a cinephile. I don't know who that is. I feel left out now. You should all leave. You've ruined this for me. But he's like, you haven't seen your daughter in like a year. And you get to sense. the emma stone really doesn't want to be around this guy she's like uh no i'm sure she's okay it's like

no you should come around sometime meet your daughter yeah yeah the little one he's saying the little one right meet the little one she's like ah uh uh oh i do love my daughter okay so she agrees to meet up with this guy and she goes to the house and he's like oh actually i sent the little one off to my mom's house tonight so it's just us you can meet the little one another time but how about you drink that wine? Dranky. Oh, thank you. It's fizzy.

Finish it. Come on, don't be rude. Why are you drink a second one right now? So, I think you're getting my drift, okay? Yeah. He has dinner with her. It's fizzy wine. She passes out.

Okay. He rapes her. Oh. He rapes her, okay? She wakes up the next day, just naked in bed. And she's like, oh, my God, what happened? She runs out the door. Willem the foe was outside.

Okay. Willman Fo's like, we knew we couldn't trust you. We had people following you. You had sex outside of the cult. Oh. You're impure now. Oh, my God. You let yourself be defiled.

Oh, Jesus Christ. So you're out of the cult. I mean, uh, society. Yeah. You're out. She's like, no, no, I'm sorry. I, uh, I didn't mean to. It's like, you let yourself get violated.

Yeah. That was your choice to be raped. So, uh, that's what they say, basically. Yeah. It's not me put my own stank on it, my own politics on. This is my interpretation. funny if this is none has happened this is a dream I had

you fell asleep during the trailers it's your fault you bitch yeah so they kick her out all right and Plyman's kind of like yes more more the foe for me oh okay yeah but then okay

Emma Stone's got one Trump car left the possible Messiah that girl remember she said her sister oh yeah yeah and you know what the girl is like I know my sister's Messiah you told me about the prophecy you know what I'm going to kill myself

so her sister kills herself okay the girl kills herself okay so now it's extra proof that this woman is a Messiah and the Messiah's play just get the measure and tape out to check those tities well you know what Emma Stone does okay

she goes to meet the Messiah who's Margaret Quali and she's a vet and she takes one you know the kind of needles for dogs just injects her in the neck so Magogali passes out Emma Stone takes her top off measures her tits

and weighs her on the dog scale always much more accurate when you weigh them on the dog scale okay and she's like oh it's the Messiah right so again Margarquale

just passed now for all this she sticks Margarqually in the back of a car drives her over to a corner You know, what do you call? Is that what you call him a corner? Would have a little dead people? Yeah, like the morgue. The morgue, okay?

Yeah. And pays off the guy in the morgue. So just give me 20 minutes with the corpses. And he's like, hey, fuck. Hey, you're pretty cool. 20 quid, all right? She's like, give me 20 minutes with the corpses and this passed out woman, all right? This naked pasted out woman, all right?

She's like. Naked? Yeah, she got her top off. Awesome. Yeah. He's like, hey, I'll do that for 10. Here. Keep the 20. Just let me watch.

So, Marker Quality wakes up in a fucking morgue, all right? Emma Stone's just poking her and be like, bring him back to life. And she's like, what, where am I? Why am I naked? Bring him back to life. And you know who the dead guy is? The fat man. Wait, where is this dead guy? Oh, in the morgue. In the morgue, yeah. It's a random dead guy who's been hit by a car recently from the first story. Yeah. So it's RMF again. Right.

All right. And Marga Quali's like, what the hell? And she touches the fat guy. He comes back to life. Wow. Yeah. So now we're in the world of supernatural. Yeah.

And Emis Stone is like, I have found the Messiah. Yes. They're going to put me back in the society. Doesn't matter that I got raped. Yeah. I wanted this. No, no. It's okay if I get raped because I can go back and drink William Defoe's tears.

They say that like if she gets William Defoe's tears, it will cleanse her and she won't have been raped. Okay. So she's really depressed, she's upset about getting you know, how's your father? All right, yeah. So she's driving back in her cool car, okay? Yeah. To, uh, Willem Defoe's house. And again, Qualley's like in the back, like, what's happening? I'm so dizzy. Did I bring someone back to life? Is the fat guy with them? No,

no, he's a cool road trip. No, he, okay. It's just like a Chris Farley type, you know? Doing cartwheels. I live in a fan down by the river. But the kind of punchline is, okay? She's driving back. She's like, you don't worry about anything, okay? You are the Messiah.

You're going to change the world, okay? And with me, oh, we're going to bring the second coming of. She crashes the car. And Margaret Quali goes head first through the windscreen. Right. And splats on the ground. Splats, okay. And she's dead Margaret Quali, okay?

like glass all over face and all that Emma Stone is like oh fuck the end wow yeah Jesus there's a lot going on a lot going on that one yeah

I have notions about this but not exactly like a clear like the second one I was like this is what this is nothing is really jumping I don't mean this one is definitely the weirdest most esoteric one I think the big part this is Emma Stone

is an abusive relationship relationship and this is her like the fact she's in a fast car she's in a sex cult she's doing all this stuff this is all like you know escaping from the mundity of like uh couldn't mention it but the husband like says she was like a stay-at-home mom kind of thing so it's like the complete opposite now where she's driving around she's measuring tits she's in a morgue you know it's like it's this crazy stuff so it's for her is like her rebelling against that kind of life right and um i think the kind of whole like you find the messiah and you kill her is just like a funny idea. It's like, Yarvis was like, that's a funny idea to be like, I mean, you find her and you kill her straight away. And that is what, you know, we did with our Messiah, you know, we found him and we killed him. Oh, God damn it James. Oh, ironically God damn. And when I say we, I actually meant them. Well, I forgot to mention his little hat and a stone was wearing. I was looking for the Messiah. Yeah. That's actually very, that's actually very good. killed, we kill the Messiah, we find

the Messiah, we kill them. That's very good actually, yeah. And what about measuring, we choose Barabbas instead. What about measuring the tits? Also, like, it's like, William the Four, he's like the guy who's like, oh, I'm spreading the Messiah's message, but

he's just made it like, how about involves weighing a naked woman on a dog scale? He's completely, it's a classic polches pilot behavior right there, man. But Oh, Pod just had, like, um, yes, bring in the women.

Oh, no, you're too smelly and fat. Be gone with you. I didn't think about that, but yeah, you're right. That whole sex stuff, that's just like, William Fo's, that's like, he's like, yes, the only way to do this is if I have to have sex with Jesse Plumman's. Yeah, I mean, the thing is when you, like, think about his character,

that would be the framework of Catholicism or any organized religion that I'm the, I'm the one who interprets the message of God. Like, the Pope sits at the high. peak, but he tells all the people what to do, and there's a lot of manipulation and corruption and paedophilia, so I would imagine, yeah.

They do have kids on, they don't really go into it, but they're in the kind of kind of, what do you even call it, the compound they have? Yeah. He says he has sex with them and there's kids on the compound. Yeah. So they don't go into it. I mean, like, that could definitely be an element of as well. I mean,

look, fucking, the only difference between like, you know, the VAL Vatican and Waco, is the Vatican or successful and Waco you know, drop the ball. It's the same framework. It's all power, corruption, money flows up and the shit rolls downhill

and the plebs like us just get boofed and bombed, but you know, stick a wafer on your tongue once a week and say a prayer and it'll all be fine. I think so, Mike. Well, you believe the man in the sky, do you? You believe it, just a man in the sky.

My mate calls it You identify It's a fucking idiot I didn't think about that Yeah I think of it as all the religious stuff Yeah I think that's very intentional And even like the whole like the way of treat her after being raped I mean you could say something about that like

Yeah The way to treat women after yeah Like Islam especially or very even still If a woman gets raped it's her fault Or even like you know If you talk about like you know if a woman Like trying to get an abortion

something like that church are against the yeah rape and all that yeah true not many religions are actually nice

to women no apart from my religion what's your religion of making love yeah yeah I mean yeah

a lot of there's been a lot of reports recently even just like women talk like violence against women and all those man the amount of soldiers who by the way

an Irish soldier it's not even like you're not seal team six like your job is basically hang around banks that's basically all you do all right or peacekeeping missions we just like we want to make sure no

Israelis hurt themselves while they're committing genocide I think that's basically all they do you know they wear those gay blue hats we have to we have to bring allergy medication because you know the pollen count is high and some of them might be allergic to Palestinian

children blood so here's your Benadry they're like probably the the fucking most Pussy old soldiers, you know, with those little hats there, like, fucking like, oh, hello, sailor, those little hats. It's like, and the only way they can have to beat up a woman. You know, the whole thing is like, he was just screaming, like, slurs of people. Yeah, he was, like, screaming slur, like, homophobic slurs of gay people.

And the woman's, like, uh, did not do that. Yeah, and he's like, no. And he just bashed her. I am a hero. Yeah. And then, like, the judge is like, well, you got to, he's a brave soldier. Yes. So what was, did he even, he just got like a very reduced sentence, suspended sentence.

Yeah, no jail time. Man, the amount, I think like, yeah. So many, I didn't realize how many soldiers. I always heard soldiers were kind of like, um, not to generalize now, but I think about 99 or maybe even 100% of a morrow. Probably 100. Yeah. I'm comfortable with this. I'm comfortable attaching my name to this statistic.

Yes, go ahead. Finish your thought. But I even like, I used to date a girl who, um, she dated a soldier. and he went to something like you can tell how a soldier party it was like some kind of like

graduation thing for like the army lads you know and she said they were just like fucking tick of shite yeah

I mean have you ever like met like a group of soldiers on a night out I actually those eyes from Nunny Gaul yeah remember that and even them they had to remember

they remember they so there was a bunch of guys came to a show a while ago we were doing yeah and they were like

what were they were it again they were just like soldiers like on leave Remember they kidnapped some German guy Yeah They found some German guy on the street

And just like, he's ours now Come with us Aye, you're mine You're my bum boy now I cannot refuse man in uniform You see in my blood To follow you, yeah Yeah but they're weird man

Like they're just They have their own kind of Almost like a cult They have their own little like In jokes, their own little way Of communicating with each other It's like It's very much of us versus

them's like it's us against the world you know it's funny because like you know to say like oh a judge you know he'd be reluctant to give like a soldier like a full sense if you play guy you can probably just full just full on just rape people you can batter and kill

you could like you could burn down a fucking primary school like ah boy he plays for county that's true that's true Patty Jackson Irish rugby even if you play a Protestant sport will still let you away with it It's actually the only thing

that you can't get if you're a comedian. Oh, they'll get you. They'll get you. Or even worse, a podcaster. That's like they were, like you go in for like, let's see you don't pay your TV license

the judge is like you're a podcaster. Yeah. I'm giving you a, like, you're going to put in the hole. Yeah. I'm going to send you to that Pido prison.

What's it called? I don't know. Ah, there's a special Pido prison. I know all the fans right now are like, ah, it's this one. they're all special. It's not hard more. It's like...

Hard more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on. Go on my son. Sorry. I'm sorry, I can't think of it, but it's definitely, you know, yeah. But yeah, so we're against that soldier guy.

Yes, yeah. But even in the, you know, it's funny that because he's a white guy, so they're pretty quiet about it. You know, like the gripped people and all that. Well, that's a big thing. Everyone's like... They're like, it's an interesting subject. I don't want to get into it too much.

Yeah. I'm, you know, I'm, you know, a lot of these guys on Twitter are now like, we should wait until we know more about the case before. But the racists, oh yeah. Like this white guy can hit a woman and they're silent.

But if some poor immigrant stabs a child, then they're all up and arms over it. Yeah, it's actually a disgrace. It's such a double standard, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But if a white guy stabbed a child, I'm sure they wouldn't say anything.

Well, no, I don't think that's true But anyway, all right This is why you're much more crowdeder, man You could get a lot of money From American Tink Tanks You know, I've had a lot of people say to me If you just go full alt-right, You could probably make a lot of money

I don't want to do that though I'm not actually racist I do like money I mean, I've never had it But I assume I'd like it if I got it But I don't want to be No, he wouldn't like it James actually It will corrupt you

That's true Keep your innocence Yeah I'm not actually racist I just say racist things All the time There is a difference I'm sure

Between those two things We're almost an hour Already Yeah yeah So kinds of kindness You highly recommend Five out five Yeah

And now what's been there Because I did see one kind of I mean I didn't even read The article And it was like From the Guardian But the headline Was like

Cynical vile, irreveraged, disgraceful. Some critic really hated it. The Guardian always does, and a lot of websites do this, is the big movies out, that's divisive. They put out two reviews. They always do that. So let's say like,

let's say like when a Marvel film comes out. Right. They put out one review that's like, a great experience. All the fans can unite. I feel bad for the cynical a whole douchebags. I don't love it.

When Captain America stands up and it makes us all feel brave. And another guy who's like a cynical cash grab. Absolute tripe, vile, grotesque, purnography. How can one even connect with the characters on screen when it's purely computer-generated imagery? It's disgraceful. Well, what of the great Fellini? What of Hitchcock?

What all these maestroes and our tours? And it's designed the piss. It's designed because they know two of us exist, right? So I'll see the one about how it's like CGI garbage. Like, you're fucking shy. How dare you. I'll go to prison for this. Yeah.

And then you'll be like dear, like, you don't want to be like Oscar worthy. Yeah. Deadpool and Wolverine. No! I'm just like going mental. Yeah. Just on the book.

to scream. They have to put me in the penal prison. Just me, I'm in the cell with Larry Murphy. He's trying to calm me down. Come on now James. You know, it wasn't that bad.

Ryan Reynolds is actually quite funny, you know, and they have a good tempstery himself and Hugh Jackman. This is the first thing I've ever disagreed with you on Larry Murphy. I mean, you try to argue

the artistic merit of child porn and I, you know, give you a wide berth there but this I'm gonna have to punch back on this child poor is CGI garbage is that out yet Deadpool 3

I'm talking about the child porn sorry oh it's out buddy it's out there you can't pull back in no it's not out yeah it's out this month an Axel F is out tonight it's weird is that what they're calling it Axel F yeah why not Beverly Hills Cop 4

there's guys in rooms that know way more than we do okay they've looked at things that we wouldn't even understand is it because certain production company or film studio owns the rights to Beverly Hills Cop I don't think so I don't think so

no yeah they can't call them folie at all in the film hello Axel F no I think it's just like taught like better than four might what about Beverly Hills Cop 4 or loco. Oh. Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, I don't know, James, maybe. What's going to happen in this? Is he going to do a TikTok dance or something, you know? Yeah, I don't know. It'll be interesting. I don't think it'll be good, but I could be wrong. I think it'll be fun. Matt, he's so thin skin, though, Eddie Murphy.

Yeah. David Spade made a joke about him like 93 or something like that. No, it's like 97. Oh, 97, yeah. And Eddie Murphy's still bringing that up. He's like, I can't step. if I see that spain it's on sight

and that's what David says so you know it's interesting you know yeah that's what he says too but ah

you know hey oh was that a little bit hey oh he said like the think tanks

does it like that would check on VAR video assist racism var but yeah no Axeleth

that should be interesting yeah We're over the hour now Are we? Yes, we just hit the hour. Perfect, okay. Before we go, though, just to wet your whistle.

This is a free one, okay? Okay. I want to get you guys excited for the big one. Yeah. The Patreon episode. Right. You've been waiting for this for a long time, guys.

I was kind of reluctant, but, you know, you got to do these things you don't want to do some of times. He's finally getting top surgery, folks. It's fire. happening. Well, ironically, thinking of top surgery, I'm talking about

Burt Kreutter. The machine. I've watched the machine. Yes. And I watched it and we'll talk about that on the Patreon. I can tell you've watched it because you're already like 30% more alpha. I have to compliment the fit by the way. You're looking sharp.

Thank you. Thank you. I like the cargo pants and the adity. You know, you look like you play a bass and a new metal band. It's only getting better now. It looks great. I get my BBL Oh, hell yeah, dude. And my top surgery, and then, oh, I'll be on to stop. But, hey, speaking of a...

Man titties? Yeah, speaking of man titties. We're also going to talk about the Biden debate. Okay. And other things as well. I mean, Doctor Who? Dr. Who, Burke Christcher, Joe Biden. Yeah.

The Holy Trinity. You're more alpha than that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right. I listen to an Doctor Who audio drama written by Russell T. Davis. Aren't they all written by him? No, no, no, no, this is based... I'll get into it, oh, no, we're going to get into it now.

It's based on... These plebs don't deserve it. You want to hear this? You've got to pay the big box. It's based on a novel from 1996. Ah. And they adapted into an audio drama a few years ago. Same year as the Dunblane Massacre, so...

Really? I think so. We should get into the Dunblame. I hope that's right. If that's wrong, I apologize. I hate that was right. Um, yeah, it's weird. You don't we hear much with Dunblame, don't you?

No. See, uh, Columbine really overshadowed it, man That's American, so, you know, the American remake always gets more press. Yeah. But anyway. Anyway, I'm kind of a bit of a wall there. I think I need to have a...

I'll have a coffee too. Oh, really? Really? Yeah. Coffee's kind of scarce, so... Well, when you're finished your coffee, don't wash the cup. I'll lick it clean and I'll get all the caffeine I need from that. I think you want to save

before we go any plans next week. anything coming up? I don't know. Am I doing a show tomorrow or not? We don't know. We don't know yet. I like this. I like being on a Razor's Edge.

Yeah. Not quite knowing. I don't know what's going on with the shows right now. We're kind of moving things around and all that. Yeah. I don't have anything coming up. I had a good gig there last week in Derry

opening for Colin Murphy. Well, it wasn't opening for me. He was the headliner. There was a few people on the bill. How long do you do? 15. Oh, right. Cool.

Yeah. There was like 80 people. people in and I was kind of concerned because it was mostly an older crowd. Yeah. Because like Colin Murphy, like he's been on like TV for like 20 years. So he was on the panel, but now he's on like the blame game. It's weird how like BBC Northern Ireland have all these shows that we never heard of. Yeah. And people in England haven't heard of. But it's like the blame game is, it had been going on for years. Yeah, yeah. And like, but the thing is it sells tickets. Like you book him. Like there was 80 people at the show. Like it was a big room. Yeah.

And, no, but it went very well. I was very happy with it. Do you go get him come down and do the podcast? I mean, maybe. He complimented me. He liked my... Oh, then he's basically got no choice. Yeah.

It's a verbal contract. Well, yeah, we've got you over a barrel. I'm going to measure his tits. If he's good enough, I'll bring him down here. You want to know about a blame game? Maybe I say you got a little hansy with Brian, huh? Yeah, that's right. But, no, he was a very nice guy, very funny.

It was a fun show. I had a good time. I don't really have anything coming up by doing. No, me neither. That's why I wanted to mention that, because I've literally got nothing else. I'm talking about gigs, not just like fun things or anything. Life events. I need to, I keep saying this, but I need to book more, like, stuff, like more gigs and, like, plays. I'm getting evicted soon, so that'll be fun. Well, I'll go see some more plays.

I might go see some Shakespeare. Yeah. And you... I'll go see Shakespeare in the park, because I won't have a choice. Because I'll be living there. Alas, poor Cadden. I knew him Horatio. A man of infinite jest.

No, a fellow of infinite jest. Fuck! That's why I'm getting evicted. I'll wrap it up there. But, yeah, I need to do some other stuff, live life more, you know? Yeah. See, a gag game or two. You're growing the hair, are?

You're going long hair? I'm going long hair. I'm going, I might be booking a trip, actually. I might have to leave you for a week or so. That's okay. I might be going to Portugal or somewhere Nice

With the lady Yeah Oh okay But I might have to leave you I'll tell you what Would you like to do Some special episodes Help me

Sure I could do that Yeah Who would you pick I don't Just me Oh yes It's the cat Ladden with 10

Why don't try your folks They're in the border Situation Yeah I just go pure But it becomes Wildly successful Yeah it's huge

I have to James Let me back on actually the fans don't really want to. I'm like Willem DeFoe your Jesse Pleadence. Please let me back. Sorry, Brian. I've given away all your Doctor Who memorabilia unless you're willing

to kill a fat man. But anyway. That's the end of the show. Patreon, guys, head over. We're talking about the machine. The machine. Bye.