Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 229 : Deadpool in Soho

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

We go London and meet Wolverine

ready to go we're going to do Patreon but I well someone wants to talk about Deadpool yeah and we told

who was that he reeked of feces and yeah micro penis someone well we'll get

to that but someone it doesn't matter about your penis as long as you got Deadpool in your life that's right

and Wolverine talk about that but I got distracted there I'm watching a bit GB News yeah Deadpool and GB News don't get any more

Holmes is going to tell me how the UK riots or nothing don't worry about. I think it's just concerned citizens voice of their opinions and yes they try they set a direct provision centre on fire and try to block

the exit to commit murder but you know but you're like if you ever go into the shop and do you know who'd be very loud you know what you look It is funny It's like

It's just a protest It's just a protest You know Gays can protest Can't I Oh I can't I can't throw a brick At a Muslim woman

What fucking Johnny Whoever the fuck is called He can dress up all blue And beat the French Olympics It's okay But uh Anyway Hey forget all that

We're talking about The Dinosaur Hour So Yeah For Deadpool I want to watch there on G.B. News, John Cleese is a show now called The Dinosaur Hour.

I watch a little bit of it. It's a weird setting, so it's set in, um, it's not a studio. No, so it's like a fake restaurant. Or is it more like a gentleman's club? I think it's a gentleman's club. By watching it, we're in the club as well.

We're like distinguished gentlemen. We're basically like freemasons. A little bit, yeah, yeah. Oh, sweet. We have to suck each other off. Like, is that Okay, Mr. John Cleese. He's like, what? He's not supposed to do that, you know? They're supposed to wank on a biscuit

and then throw it to the Portuguese. That's tradition, they're by. Yeah, so it's John Cleese interviews heavy hitters, real intellectuals. The biggest of the biggest names. Who are we got? Rob Schneider. When you did the animal,

I was a rather animalistic performance, you know. How did you do? yeah it's an interesting story I just went to the projects and oh yes yes I see a little good like when Deere

would drive around taxis yeah you know I just that's what he would think because he's risk it's not me satire yes

and also like other guys they're like Stephen Frye there and a few other people it's like anyone like I've heard that if you're anti-vax or pro petophilia John Cleese will talk to you, apparently.

Stephen Frye, a godless heathen. I'm a big fan of paedophiles. No, I like Stephen Frye. They were a big fan of you up until a point, though, weren't they? Not anymore. Not anymore. Oh, man, I went to a club last night, actually. Yeah.

And the man I was with, the man I was with, my friend, he got ID'd. I was like, oh, why won't my? idea as well and he's like no you know we thought you were the chaperow and you old geyser get out of here hit the bricks grandpa i know i like stephen fry actually listened to a little bit of that uh earlier on um and uh like john cleese were like uh what what do you think about woke yeah it's like that level like steven fry's like very interesting you know he like talk he can make sentences and you can like communicate and then like i get sense john cleese is isn't actually listening or anything.

He's like, oh, yeah. Manuel, where's Manuel? But, yeah, Stephen Frye, he can kind of, you know, yeah, wax lyrical, as it's saying, goes, one thing that I was taking it back by was John Cleese's laugh. He's almost doing like Tucker Carlson, like, you know, it's weird. That's the only time he shows him.

It's almost like somebody zapped him with a cat uproft. the thing is he's on a huge amount of the stem cells. Really? That's him after the stem cells. That's him peak performance. That's him at the, that's Lance Armstrong, Tour de France, John Cleese, man. Yeah. He's got a blood transfusion. He's sucking on a

fetus. Yeah. Tell you what, we're going to talk with Deadpool. But before Deadpool, I watched I want to talk with something else I watched. I watched last night in Soho. Last night in Soho. You haven't watched that, you. No, that's Edgar Wright.

Edgar Wright. To end, it was kind of like our item. Oh, no, you know what, really? Did it actually? Fucking Baby Driver. Oh, Baby Driver was terrible. Fuck that film, man. I felt like it was insane, because I was like, that was shy and people were like, oh, it was a wonderful performance and it was a heartwarming tale and the action, the excitement. Oh, it's for all the family. Like, I, there was a certain level of technical precision and good editing.

But when, like, when you walk out of a film, And, like, I guess the editing was good. Yes. That doesn't exactly mean that it transformed. You know, what's interesting, I would say the exact same about this movie. It's all editing and nothing else. Last night in Soho. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Not enough edit software in the world to make that freakazoid eyes any closer together. What's her name? Who, Anna Taylor Joy. Yeah, she's actually a very attractive lady and very talented. The notorious, as you would say, what you call her, a dog, as you'd say. Oh, we bring it back hog or dog. Yes.

Yes, or we're bringing back hog. The toursy unattractive actress. I bring it back hog or dog special for the Olympics. Just for the Olympics, you know. Of course, none of them will be hogs, so it'll be a dog or frog. They're ugly or they're frown. What am I even talking about? This is just grotesque.

But anyway, so you watched last time. last soho in Paris last night in Soho Last night in Soho And this one I think this is the where the wheels fell off Like baby driver would be like Oh it's in a car and like

Oh he opens a door and the music starts And he closed it and the music stops What kind of insane shit is this? This is crazy And then they had that song You know it's very It's my attempt to yodeling first time I've ever tried

what's very annoying about baby driver is we've got like oh we got cast here we've got like John Ham we've got Burn tall we got even Spacey you know Jamie Fox Jamie Fox I know he's got the most charisma at all

An Saul Aglethorst And they put the whole movie on him I remember he had like a He had a black old man Oh Was it a black old man or a black old woman I can't remember There's something like

You had some old person's life He was like Oh, this is actually the most important Wasn't she blind as well? Or am I just thinking of Deadpool? So no Deadpool has that But you're right. No, I think he was just a black old man

Yeah, yeah But he was so black and old That he couldn't move or speak You know? This is a prop essentially I always thought Like, it was just such a like Oh, we need something from the care about

What about an old black man We need cast, yeah I don't even remember why he was there Yeah He's just all like, he's all old and feeble And it's like, we're supposed to like, you know Oh, he's always like, eh, just fall down this He was like Aunt May essentially

He gave him like a black Aunt May Yeah, yeah But, uh, I didn't like Baby Driver No, but a lot of people did Soho, the opposite, a lot of people didn't like this Okay And I didn't like either Right

So it starts off And it's about Ellie Ellie is a girl in Cornwall Right Okay, and she's... Modern day. Modern day, Cornwall, okay? And we established

pretty quickly, she loves fashion, she loves designing dresses, and she loves the 60s. And they play non-stop 60s music. She has vinyls all over the place. She loves the 60s. I was born in the wrong era, that kind of vibe.

And also they addressed that she lives with either a granny or like her mother's friend or something, I forget, and her ma is dead. Okay. Her ma has suicided herself. but she still sees her ghost in the mirror. Because to establish she has magic power,

she can see dead people. Wait, what? Yeah, yeah. They don't really go into that too much, right? It's like, really like, you know the way you got your gift for seeing dead people? So,

when you go, you're just, Kermode is there with a notepad. Somewhat expositional. You know how you got that funny thing in your head that makes you see people that were dead?

Like your mum who committed suicide. Remember that? What a bloody tragedy that were. But she gets accepted into London Fashion School. It's like, oh, I'm going to fashion school. And then like her parental guardian or whatever, like her, let's see her nan, is like, all right, but be careful up in London.

Remember, your mother moved London, then she killed herself because of landing. So watch out. It's full of monsters and men. She got off the bus and somebody said, Waguan and she just jumped in the bloody tent she said I can't be a half in this it's a fucking disgrace

I don't know what Cornwall people sound like or not like that I'll be honest but I'm not going to stop you okay what is it more like Cornwall I'm from Cornwall

I'm from Cornwall like that it's a little bit more like that oh alright it's a bit more like that yeah but she gets she goes London and the first second in London She gets in a taxi and taxis Like, all right, love

Are you getting on London, yeah? Where are you going? What's your address? I bet lots of girls live there, do they? I could be your first stalker, I could. Or you ever need that? Here's my number. She's like, actually, can you drop me off here?

Now, I'm going to bring you straight to your house. Yeah. And then like... I've got to make sure you're safe. Yeah, and then she's like, actually, can you stop in the shop, please? Now, please stop in the shop. Oh, fuck, all right. And then, like, she stops the taxi

and just waits outside the shops for her, so he has to hide in the shops for ages. But then he leaves. He gives up to, he, he's a quitter. Yeah, well, he was about, she was about to marry him. Yeah, it's your fault, love.

You rejected a good man today, a hard-working man, you know? He'd just taken an interest, didn't you? He wanted to look out for you on the rough streets of London. He would be begging for me come back I don't say

I didn't warn you love yeah so she goes to her digs it's actually it's like a student accommodation thing and it's all

very mean girls from London they're like oh yeah you're from the country aren't you oh I have two parents how many parents

do you have you know where's the dad oh I think the dad's also dead oh yeah which it actually

don't go into the suicide or the dad at all. Right. Which is a misbe I expecting that to be something of a plot point later on. You would expect. Yeah. Because dealing with the past so maybe it's yeah. Yeah. No. Like back to the future. Yeah, she's going to fuck her own mother.

Yeah, maybe like a treeway. Remember, like her mom and her dad. And Michael J. Fox. Yeah, they all just start fucking. Marty. No. Her eyes are too far apart. So they're really mean to her. They're basically bully her non-stop.

like, oh, your mother's dead, ha, ha, and you're poor. We're a bit uncalled for her, I think. It was funny, though, but a bit uncalled. Well, it's accurate, you know? Well, that's London for you. They really emphasise, like, London is evil.

Yes. And everyone's mean. And she leaves her college place, and she gets a place, it's above a pub, I think. And Mrs. Doyle works in the pub from Father Ted. Oh, wow. Yeah.

And then... Edgar Wright got Mrs. Doyle. Yeah, the big. Yeah. Holy shit. Well, now that's the script, of course. The other reason for doing the project is to be able to work with Pauline, you know, absolutely incredible. And then Pauline McFlean or something.

Pauline McFleyn. I think he might be Flynn, that's it. But, and then the landlord and the owner as well is like this woman, Diana Rigg plays her, right? She's like an older one who's like, oh, yeah. Oh, don't be messed around. I don't like young girls messed around with me, you know? always coming and gowing and not paying the rent I'll be keep an eye on you

So that's kind of like to set up there Young girl in London She goes to sleep When she goes to sleep She's teleported into the past Into the swinging 60s And she is Anna Taylor Joy Oh wait

Oh shit So who is her Who's Anna Taylor Joy Before Anna Taylor Joy? Oh she's some young one Oh what? Yeah Ellie yeah Oh fuck

Yeah she's not Anna Taylor Joy I was pictured Anna Taylor Joy the whole time. Oh, wow. Yeah. You thought it was like the clumps. She was playing all the characters. I thought she was a taxi driver as well. But why would she go...

If she's been transported back, why would she be a different person? Don't know. It doesn't make any sense. That's very stupid. Well, we're talking about time travel, essentially. It was not really time travel. It's a dream. Why would you dream as someone else?

Well, the only bit of liked about the film was actually... There's a lot of practical stuff where... Because she's in Anna Taylor, Joey's body now. So I wouldn't mind No, so there's a lot of stuff for like... I'm gonna go furiosa on

your pussy girl. Yeah, your pussy on the menu tonight. Yeah, I'm gonna split your pussy on. There we go. Three for three. That wasn't bad. Ah, come on there.

That's fucking impressive. Yeah, even I'm wow, taking it back. Sometimes I forget how good I am, you know? Yeah. it's like when Jordan retired and came back

but anyway so they do a lot of stuff where like it's Anne Taylor Joy but in the reflection it's in the young one and they always use

like a two-way mirror or kind of thing like practical stuff like that I was like oh yeah like that so now she's Anna Taylor Joy Sandy I think her name is or something like that

so Anna Taylor Joy is a young dancer in London and course you know what happens she's like i want to be a dancer and then matt smit is like oh right there yeah you can dance in my club you can yeah yeah oh look after you honey yeah you know he's the hero then you're saying you're right yeah yeah yeah trustworthy hero like jerry heller he's just trying to help the career and these artistic types those ruin it with their selfishness

and they're uh you know they don't want to get raped so do they have any kind of nod so like actual like pop culture figures of the 60s in London? The only one that I can remember is to have someone in the background playing Silla Black. Wow. That's it. I was picturing maybe like the Craze or like the Rolling Stones. Wouldn't that be cool, wouldn't that be very cool? Yeah, Silla Black.

Yeah, do you have to, wouldn't that be, imagine if they had the craze and Mick Jagger. Yeah. And they're like interacting and wouldn't that be very fun? It would be. No. No. I don't even think to actually say Silla Black in the film. It's like, there's Silla.

And online it goes like playing uncredited woman who is meant to be Silla Black. Right. It's cool, isn't it? It's got your tension there. I'm very, it kind of takes my breath away how underwhelming that is, you know? So, now I'm going to say real quick what happens, okay? Right. But this is going to be next hour to film.

So basically, it's real simple. She wants to be a dancer. Matt Smith's like, yeah, you can dance in my club. It's kind of a seedy club. It's just a smelly room with a dirty mattress. There you go, love, there's the stage.

Get the work. So it's a seedy club. Seedy club, you know, and like, it's like, you know, doing like strip pleases, but not even like, it's not seedy enough, it's still very cool quotation marks. It's all neon lights and stuff. There

wasn't enough kind of difference between the cool club and like the CD club. It should have been way more like like you know, like, eh, you know. Just lads. Way more EastEnders, you know. Just wank it in the corner. Just like, yeah, come old love. Let's see you melon. And then of course goes like, oh,

more friend wants to meet you for money. And now she's on the game. She's doing the horizontal hustle seven nights a week. But this, by the way, this whole thing there, this is like, I'd say, about the next hour

the film where it's like her is it's very repetitive she's like goes to sleep has the dream about Anna Taylor Joy

wakes back up or she's got like let's say she's got like a mark on her neck from when Matt Smith kissed her oh

so it's like whoa yeah or she just starts coughing off jiz she got she goes that's better yeah

she takes a dump and it's just like somebody fucking I know crushed up It's full of jizz and all cigarettes

Yeah But that's the kind of thing Like what, but it's a dream But I got a hickey Or for my dream If you get herpes in the dream They get herpes for real There's no AIDS back then

So it's all right Oh course They don't mention that But that's a plot point In my head anyway Yeah Well it hadn't been invented By Fauci yet Brian

So you know Read a history I'll tell you, I actually have, and we'll get into that in a minute. Actually, cancel Deadpool. This is a serious shit. So it's just nonstop going back and forth and, like, oh, it's like, oh, what?

And then, like, she sees, like, her on the game. She's like, oh, now I'd awful dream where this woman was on the game. Oh, it's so bad. And then, like, all her friends are, like, don't really care about her dream. Yeah. And they're, like, meant to be, like,

oh, those awful cunts, don't listen to this woman talk about her dreams. She'd dreamed about his 60s prostit too, you know? Yeah. And also, I don't want to get into it too much yet, but there's a race angle that's, like, I didn't, a lot of people brought it up in their reviews. So there's one black person in the whole film.

And he's kind of like a little bit like love interest to the young one. He's like, oh, modern times. In modern times. I want to listen to your dreams. Oh, no. And then she starts having visions of Anna Taylor Joy being murdered. Oh. Yeah.

So it's like she has visions. or like Matt Smith being like I told you once or I'll tell you again he's got a knife and there's blood everywhere and she's screaming all right okay yeah and like she goes to the police station he's like I had a dream about a woman being killed

at the police station you're the police like all right love yeah I'll make a note with that I will you I'll tell you what else making out of those tits oh come on love

let me take you down to the holding cell you're gonna be holding my knob in your mouth laugh but the black guy's like oh believe in you and she's like you're the only one I can trust around here oh everyone else is an awful man and then they go

to a party all right and then they go back they're kissing in her place and then she starts having like really vivid dreams and start seeing visions of dead people and stuff and she starts screaming but it's kind of like I told us a bit was watching it be like

oh that's a bit hmm and a lot of the Critics mention it as well. So, like, they're having, they're going to start having sex or start kissing. Yeah. They're both, like, kind of semi-naked. She's screaming. She's like, no, stop, stop. Now, and the black guy's like, oh, oh, what's going on?

Then Landlady comes in and it's like, the black guy's got his pants off. He's like, it's you, isn't it? You're doing it to her. Get out. He's like, no, I swear, I'm like, get out now. You awful creature, get out. It was from the astral realm. She was having a dream.

It was Matt Smith. I swear. Pull the other one, yeah? Oh, though, that before. Yeah. And then the next scene... Come on, old storms here, out you go. So basically he's kind of like semi-accused

to rape. But it's weird because, like, for the landlady, it's like, oh, get out of here. You're hurting her, you're hurting her. It's like, we'll talk about this in the morning to hurry. I'll tell you all the things you did wrong. But then the next scene with him,

you know, the young one's like, Ellie, is like, oh, sorry about that. Sometimes I just start. screaming and freaking out. And he's like, don't worry, it's okay. I still believe. There's no sense of like,

what the fuck was that? You got to worry about your mental health and ting, in it? Yeah. It's a bit weird, and they mention in reviews as well, like, a lot of them actually, like, you know, there's only black guy in it

and he's like, kind of accused of rape. No, not even fully raped. And he doesn't, it doesn't even bother him. It happens all the time. Matt Smith is always doing this to girls. And do you want another big twist then?

I guess. And this twist comes in like last like 10 minutes. This movie is very boring. There's multiple, by the way, taxi scares. It's so annoying. So I'm like, she's like going around like, oh, huh, uh, beep. Go away, love. You know, it's like a jump scare thing.

Oh, right. Go away, love. You're in the middle of the road. Yeah. Oh, remember you? Oh, to him every time. Yeah. The roadrunner and Wiley Coyote.

He's just like trying to get her. And he just never can manage it, you know? He's got only one taxi driver in London. He's got an Acme rape kit, you know? So the twist is, okay, she's talking to the old lady landlord, right? Diana Rigg, old actress. And it turns out... Dame Diana Rigg.

Dame, yeah, it turns out the dame is Anna Taylor Joy. But Anna Taylor Joy was murdered, right? Guess what? You know the vision of Matt Smith holding a knife? Anna Taylor Joy of the blood that was Matt Smith's blood Oh She took the knife and stabbed Matt Smith

And from stabbing Matt Smith She suddenly got a taste for murder And now for the last Since the 60s to 2020 She's been murdering men Nonstop every week She's been a mass serial killer She's murdered at least 100 men

Wow Yeah Oh, that's it Well and then Ellie's like what you mean I've got visions of you he's like yeah

and now you know too much I'll kill you as well this old bag is like I'm gonna kill you and then they knock over a lamp and the house goes on fire and there's all these ghosts like

woo wow and then she's very stupid yeah and then they run out and the girl goes and the old bag burns up okay

but then at the end the cops come and arrest the black guy we got your black shit Yeah, she, you nicked, pal. Now, I was in bed. And the black guy's like, I understand completely. But then at the end,

some reason, all this, okay, has given the Ellie girl confidence to do well in fashion school. Right, sure. And then she looks at the mirror, so she wins the best dress competition. Like, she's making a dress, and the teacher's like, that's the best dress in the whole class. Basically, like, 10 points to Gryffindore. Right, right.

You win the prestigious dress award. And then Ellie looks to mirror, and it's her dead mother, but she's smiling this time. And then it's Anna Taylor Joy. Anna Thier's always like, ooh, I'm watching you. Okay. The end. I'm going to bang your dead mom in the afterlife. I'm going to be smashing claims with Mama.

The end. The end, yeah. Just pointless. I'm glad I've never seen it. Now, I was thinking about this on the way of Tesco. this morning. Maybe if that's this first act reveal, it's more interesting.

How about is this, okay? It's this young one in present day. It having visions of a woman killing people and there's murders happening and she thinks it's her. She thinks she's being possessed but turns out it's the old land lady. Wouldn't that be a bit more? Because at the moment it's just like

boring and like, oh, I'm the killer. I'm on fire. The end. It is like it's really lacking and even like Matt Smith he's just such like a

oh yeah oh I'm gonna pimp you hey do what I say there's no dark it feels like like I don't know

how old Edgar Wright is like 50 probably is he 50 it feels like it was written by a child who's only seen

like movies Goose pumps yeah like he's only seen like movie there's no real concept like

things like you know like reality you know he's only seen like you know Doctor Who and like he's like goose bumps and shit he's like oh yeah he's the bad man so he'd be like oh I'm bad there's no like real darkness to it and there's no like there's no like there's no slapping or ain't there's no like you know

there's no like oh I'm fucking bad I don't even think they're swearing it maybe they do but I can't remember much swearing maybe they were going for like a PG-13 thing or something I don't know maybe actually maybe they were PG-13 yeah like it's this real like, oh yeah, you're a prostitute

now, you better do what I say or else. Yeah. Okay. And that's it. Even like the prostitution stuff was real kind of like, more hint of that than anything. It's more like, yeah, you got to go up there and do something for money with him.

Uh-huh. Hmm. But you want it, I mean, you're an adult. You want the real, the nitty-gritty. To make it feel like more horrific. You know, make it feel like more like... Yeah, that's what you tell them, isn't it? Oh, it's actually good when the rape scenes are incredibly graphic.

because it highlights the true monstrous crime. And that's why I watch them all the time to remind myself, oh, you can't be doing that. You can't be doing that. Ah, it's bad, isn't it? Jesus. Wind that back, wind up back.

Yeah. Yeah, it's felt very kind of childish in a way. And it's so much like neon and so many montages, 60s music. I hate the 60s. now. Okay. Terrible,

terrible time. Yeah. And the 60s is so just like, there's no cameos, there's no like real, oh, actually it was bad,

in it? None of that. Yeah. Like, it would have been better if she loves the 60s and she goes back to 60s actually shite.

It's horrible. Wouldn't that be better? That's good. But instead it's like, the 60s is pretty cool. And there's so much like, she's walking down the street and there's like a poster

for Thunderball. I was like, whoa! Now we're in the 60s. Look, James Bond. They emphasize, like, at the start, she's drinking a Coca-Cola. And it's, like, modern-day Coca-Cola can. And in the past, she's drinking, like, an old-school Coca-Cola can.

They actually Zoom, like, they have a, like, a very close shot of, like, old Coca-Cola can. Wouldn't it been of, like, was it not bottles back then? Like, they had the glass bottles? No, it has to be a can. Okay. Probably for, I don't know, sponsorship reasons. Oh, right, okay, yeah. I don't know exactly.

all just like look at the old logos whoa look at that old car look at the old suits isn't it so cool what is that the last film he did yeah yeah for now he's currently making the running man

the the Arnold you know the Stephen King movie with Arnold yeah now they're remaking it with Glenn Powell so you know Arnold's watching nager no more now it's Glenn Powell I've never seen the running man I haven't seen it either.

I don't know if it's good or bad, but... I think it's one of those, like, cheesy action 80s movies that people have a fondness for... I think it's cheesy action 80s movie, but because of that, it's still pretty, like, you know, fun and gory and... Because they put a lot... They would have put a lot of effort into it, you know?

And a little bit satirical as well, because all, like, you know, what if, like, it was TV, but, like, bad? Yeah, yeah. Because they're watching on TV, and it's like, yeah, you know, think about it. That's all you had to do.

do back then it's like yeah what if you know what does a guy

playing the president but he only cares about money oh they'll lock me up

for this one actually we'll get Deadpool in the second speaking to Stephen King

I let myself down there I read his newest book okay his newest

book came out it's actually over there on the shelf Holly it is shite

see how big that is that's a big book that could have been a short story

that could have been 12 page ages. What's it about? Well, people hated this one. Right. I'll defend it a little bit because people were adding me to like, I'm burning this book. I hate it because it's all about getting the vaccine.

Oh shit, right, okay. And not even, that's the way people talk about it, you think it was Stephen King's tweets in print form. Yeah. It really isn't. So it's about a detective called Holly Gibney, who's being in previous novel. She's actually in Mr. Mercedes. oh wow yeah forget that's him god that was shite as well yeah so i only watched the first season yeah well it's a there's a character in mr mercedes and she was so popular that with some people anyway

that like wasn't like you know that on the street on the bus you're hearing people like oh i tell you i love mr mercedes but the holly character you didn't hear it on the louis you like it i mean to be honest stephen king like really hasn't been a cultural force for a very long time oh man look at like even like he's just running man coming out it all that like like he's making still making serious bank yeah but I just mean like but it's all stuff that like it's all remakes now

it's fan service yeah it's like I'm just saying he's not really as they've actually they're gonna have soon on HBO welcome to derry okay it prequel I can't to be honest I'm very lacking in my Stephen King knowledge like any of his

work I'm familiar with or just adaptations that I've seen Oh yeah I'm not being like He's a fucking God I'm not like that I'm just saying Like he's still making

serious bank What was that one Tower of Power Some shit What is that Idris Alba was in it Oh the dark tower Tower of power

Tower of black powers It was scary Black Panthers Some shit But Holly is Detective Gibney on a row So Mr. Mercedes Spoiler Alert here

You know Brett Nogleson's character Yeah He's dead good bowel cancer good so now he uh now the the detective company that he started detective agency she's running it now all right and in the thing it's set during COVID all right and it mentioned a few times like she her mother died from not getting the vaccine and she gets the vaccine she's double vaxed and like uh she gets boosted every chapter every every chapter starts off the boosting

but and like there's a little bit it's not as much as I expected because people really like I don't some people like very get very offended even though they are talking about like you know oh you're woke and you're all gay and all that but when they met like someone mentioned vaccines and this they get all like what the hell this is propaganda it wasn't as bad but there is a lot of like you know

um you know well uh you know Holly gets in her car on the radio talking about the bad orange man she switches off the radio it's stuff like that but it's not like two pages like Holly taught about all the bad things the orange man who did from grabbing

pussy to being racist it never stopped it wasn't it's not like that they do mention the bad man a few times that is how he was going off the president in Cheeto oh they don't say that but it's like that's what he would tweet about but it's like that kind of stuff

his tweets are terrible but he's so old all's forgiven but he's all like actually and he's a non fuck him yeah like he wrote a fucking child orgy in the sewer he wrote one child orgy one

one is too many you threw the first stone that's what I say I don't write about them like a pussy you know I go out there and I you know I live it

seize the day I don't talk to talk I rip the rape what no it's not true I've never I've never been in a child orgy in the sewer

and I like I'll take a lie detector test to that effect. So, uh-huh. Checking, mate. Your move, Stephen King. But I couldn't believe how flimsy

the fucking plot is. It's insane. So it starts off and there's like a guy going for a run. Yeah. And he's like, I think he's like Mexican or something. Or Puerto Rican or something. And that's important. Not to saying that. It's important later on. Because it's a racially motivated attack? Not even that.

It's actually kind of nebulous. It's kind of a bit confusing. But I'll get down a second. So there's like an old man there trying to get his wife into the car and she's old. He's like, excuse me, can you help? He's like, sure. And then, of course, he tries to help. The old man injects him with a magic needle and knocks him out.

And then he wakes up in a dungeon in a basement. He's like, why are you doing? It's like, oh, we got big plans for you. do, and that's how it starts. And I'm thinking, this is Stephen King, maybe they're sacrificing people to demons. I'm taking sacrifices. I'm taking like maybe a, I don't know,

maybe they're doing crazy experiments on them, maybe like the mad scientists, you know? Maybe they're going to kill them, bring it back to life, like pet cemetery. Yeah. They're just cannibals. Oh. Just cannibals, that's it.

But they keep, I don't know, there's multiple scenes then of like another woman they capture and another guy. some other person and it's all like What are you doing? Oh, eat well there We got

Oh, you'll be ready In the morning Oh, ho ho Oh, oh, with the plans We have for you Oh, we pull these strings And you are just a piece The cog in the wheel

I can eat all this food for free All right Hey, you guys are pretty cool Yeah And then even like the way it's written It's like then And the kind of juxtaposition Is like upstairs

They're like, oh darling Don't do that I'll do that. You know, your arthritis gets like this in the winter. And will we have them over for our tea party? I don't like them. She's an awful boer. It's like, it's all that stuff.

And it's like, I'll go down and check on her guest. And then the big reveal halfway through. It's like, I'll check the freezer. I think we have some of the Puerto Rican's liver left. Oh. Whoa. Yeah. Like I guessed that like two pages in.

It's like, oh, they eat. eating them. It must be something better than they're eating them. Right. Yeah, just eating them. And then, and not even for any kind of like, uh, no, magic. No, just like, oh, not even like, you know, love it if it was like, this will cure COVID. Yeah. If that was

the case, that at least be something. Like adrenochrome or whatever. Yeah, that would be, and it's like, yeah, because Mr. Trump told us to do it. I wouldn't mind that. If it was like a Q-Anon thing. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah, fuck it. Go for it. Go hold hog. But no, just an old couple that's like eating people. That's it. And I think that

cure her arthritis or something, but they also like the taste. Sure. Yeah. And then that's half the book is that. This old couple is like, oh, I don't like them. Oh, there's too much loud music on the bus

these days. It's like that kind of stuff. Well, she's not fucking wrong. Motherfucker, I see you have earpods. Why can I, like, what is going on? I mean, can we talk about this? This is an epidemic. You're like them, yeah. Forget COVID. This is.

this is the real virus and you're not even eating people I'm not no I just trying to eat a sandwich on the bus and all I can hear is just people fucking listen to podcasts voice notes music it's like what is going on and you're waving your jam card you're like please make it stop but they turn it up louder so that's half the book the rest of the book is Holly Gibney who and it's just nonsense

So they're like, it's all like, Holly gets a phone call from someone who's like, my daughter's missing. Okay. Presumed Eaton. You know, my daughter's missing. Oh, I'll be eating your daughter. No, her daughter's missing. It's like, okay. And she goes over to her partner to ask for help or her partner's in quarantine because of COVID.

So then they zoom and then, uh, very, you know, very cinematic. When did this come out? Like 2022 or 2023. Right, right. And then Holly goes, um, to, um, to. The store, it's all detective work but it's all very boring. It goes to the store to ask the guy who last saw her and the guy who last saw

is like, oh, she had a blue bag and then they find out the blue bag was found in the park so you question someone in the park and then she goes back to the mother and there's all it's all that kind of stuff for him. I really hate, I don't know how old Stephen King is, but he uses a lot of like

kind of a knackarist stupid language. A lot of stuff like oh, I feel real poopies. today. That's what they say that multiple times. Like Holly wakes up she's still got long COVID so she feels real poopy.

This is a real poopy situation we got here. Something fishy about this. Oh, yeah. Real weird dialogue. Has he always had that in his writing? I don't remember it being, maybe because older now it stands out. Yeah.

Because, you know, language changes so much. He doesn't say lit or anything. Okay. Yeah, that's busing. He doesn't say this liver is busing yeah what else is there's a few other problems I can't remember there

is this kind of a weirdly kind of boring book what inspired you to actually buy it because I saw it and I was like I want to read a book I'm reading John Le Carre books I was like oh I'll Stephen

you know what because I heard I actually be honest with you I heard it was bad from weird online Trump people okay like Ben Shapiro and all that and I thought it'd be so bad

to be good for the podcast, but really isn't. No. And then at the end, so at the end, I'll just skip to the end, who cares. At the end, Holly sees an old wheelchair couple or an old couple. I can help my wife in her wheelchair? Then she gets kidnapped in the dungeon.

But then she actually breaks out quite easily. And when she breaks out, she can very easily apprehend these two old geysers. Oh, wow. So there's really just nothing. Yeah, so it's like the man, okay, she basically is pushed them over. Yeah.

And, like, when she pushed him over, he just dies. I swear to go out, he just hits his head off a chair or something, dies. And then the woman, she's like, stop down, and she's like, ah, and just falls down the stairs or something. Holly just starts playing some rap music, and she's like, oh, no. Yeah.

So then she's basically, two old people just die, like almost, like, just turn the dust instantly, all right? And then the police come along, like, hey, it's an showcase. Old people, loads of organs in the freezer. I've had a nickel for every time I've seen this. But then they find Republicans, am I right, folks? And they weren't boosted.

How ironic, they didn't get the vaccine, but they would eat a Puerto Rican. But then, at the end, they find the old lady's notebook. And the old notebook is all like, oh, I'd rather eat a white one than a brown one. Okay. Okay. But that's, and then like... That's the bigger crime. Be a cannibal all you want, but a race.

I'd eat extra black people I'd eat two black people of a code And then also A weird little thing is in the notebook they say certain slurs But not the main slurs So there's like to use I think I can say this butt plunger Butt plunger

What does that mean? Gay Yeah So he doesn't want to eat a butt plunger I've never heard butt plunger in my life I pride myself on knowing all the slurs. I've heard like butt pirate or ass bandit or... No, no.

But plungeer is like... So it's like, in the notebook, she used awful terms like butt plunger. She also used the N-word. But they're allowed to say butt plungers. Yeah, she called them butt-dh. N-word plungers. Yeah. But like, it's a very odd, very boring book.

I was so happy when it's done. I was like, oh my God, she's gone back to question the same guy again. And normally you go back to question the guy who works in a store. Do we new piece of information? Yeah. Something to keep it on,

but it was like, she went back to the guy, but he had no new information. So she then got back in her car, listened to NPR and drive home, and then she went to bed. The next morning she woke up, got a coffee,

listened to the brown, not the brown man, sorry, No, no. Oh, my God, yeah. The evil brown man. Freudian slip there. She listened to the awful...

Commander in Cheeto. Flaming hot Cheetos. Oh, another weird thing. She describes Trump at one stage. It's like, a fast-talking man that knows what people like. I wouldn't call Trump a fast talk. Maybe a slick talker, but... A fast-talking man is a kind of weird way of saying.

Yeah, that's true, actually, right. Slick-talker would work better. Yeah. Or, like, you know, bullshit. Oh yeah, bullshit artist Yeah, yeah. But you know, he's like that fast-talking, good-looking man Donald, you know, that Super

Monk. He got that big hammer dick. He's got those crazy cheekbones that people love. Stephen King wants to bang Donald Trump. Also, yeah, Stephen King, he's like 70. Has he had a nose job? Or does he just naturally have Michael Jackson

White nose? Does he? Man, yeah, he's got a really pointy nose. Well, I know he was mad for the coke for years and years So you think he got a bit of like a Kind of reconstruction Deviated septum maybe Yeah, that's true

Big alcoholic as well You know what Another reason why I picked it up Is because he always had two books So if you ever went on Stephen King's website Yeah He'd be like This is my book now

And these are next two books I'm working on He'd always be like two books ahead Right If you go on now It's like here's Holly And then the next is here's And here's the link to my Twitter page Almost finished

But you can pay me money now So everyone wins But it's just like Here's my book and here's the link To where my resistance Twitter Together we can stop fascism Wow Yeah

Enjoy your co-fifi What's co-fifi Well one time Trump Misspelled coffee is co-fifi So now and then people like If we keep mocking the way he spells He'll resign he'll stand down

in shame yeah well he'll be back you'll all be locked up oh what'll be a good one now like you know like Trump didn't help people

like when there's a let's say like the tornado he didn't give like relief or something like oh well the only storms you like are stormy Daniels yeah oh it's coming

oh yeah I'm just as funny remember you did the Anna Taylor Joy thing no we're the split and uh furiosa no who did this you did this oh wait sorry just there yeah yeah you had that very that was just as funny as that okay right that's so annoying you did all that great stuff you'll remember no you don't even know what you're doing yeah it's all nothing of me brother it's all nothing i'm just living moment to moment you know yeah anyway deadpool

well they say that people who have suffered a serious serious about a trauma in early life don't of much memories. They just go through it and they forget everything. Because I'm in survival mode all the time, Brian. It's fight or flight. Fight or flight. Or cry and shit yourself. That's what I like to do. Anyway, look, before we go, we actually have much time

left. You've got to hurry up, okay? Deadpool and Wolverine. You haven't seen that? Nope. It is currently the second biggest movie of the year. After what? I think like Inside Out 2. Ah, okay. Well, look, that's quality cinema, so... But it's predicted

that by the next two days it'll be the number one movie of the year. Like it is staggering how even Marvel like holy fuck like in the article I read they were like

we couldn't believe how many Latinos went to it we didn't even think what they've mentioned that they were like we were expect because they were expecting

like dorky white guys and they were like we're actually shocked by the amount of Latinos that've gone to see this Latinos love Wolverine okay why because they think he's Mexican

but And the amount of women seen it as well Because they love Hugh Jackman You know the gay guys They can not Like it's a four quadrant movie That's what Disney execs said

Four quadrant movie So what women Gay as Latinos And Brian O'Toole Yeah That's all That's billion dollar money Right there man

And you know what I walked out of it And I was like Ah it's fucking you know It's like an episode of Rick and Morty You know It's like

So Wolverine's immortal Deadpool's immortal You have like a hundred deadpools a hundred wolverines the main villain

is Charles Xavier's sister from a parallel universe who can essentially do anything you know

she can make people fly she can you can turn you into like one thing she can't do Brian

park in the handicap spot that's where Charles Xavier you know that's funny I thought you're making

a joke that she's a woman so she can't drive oh well you can go that way too

if you want yeah Well, no, that's actually much clever. I know, I know, yeah. But no, he was like, he must have done that by mistake. He meant to bash women, I'm sure. So she can, like, you know, rip your skin off. Okay.

Yeah, she can do anything. She'll make you blind. She can do it. It's like telepathy, telepathic. She's got magic power, essentially. So it's like, it's kind of hard to care. And I was like, oh, fuck it. But then people are having so much fun with this film.

Yes. And it's so, it's like an episode of FAPE. family guy. It's so fast. Most of it isn't funny, but you get something that is funny and it just goes by so fast. You can talk shit about anything, Brian, but if you talk shit about family guy, I'm out. Well, I got good news for you. The Orville is back. Oh, yeah. Fine. More Scott Grimes. It's Grimes time. Yeah. Yeah, Orville's back. Just got commission for season four there yesterday. I don't say. Yes, you do care. Go on.

I haven't seen any of the Orville. Why you wear the Orville T-shirt? But the plot of Deadpool Wolverine is Deadpool is sad. His girlfriend left him. He sells used cars with Rob Delaney. Oh.

He's depressed. That would make anyone depressed. And then he Robb Lainey's a happy one, you know? And then he uses... So Rob Delaney is the new T.J. Miller, basically? Yeah, T.J. Miller is gone on vacation. now. Okay. Yeah, he's doing

the funny bone in Tampa. He's on the Adam Carolla podcast. Do you ever see that? I wouldn't, there's like before the movie came out, he's like, yeah, I wouldn't do Deadpool Tree even if they asked me, you know, I was like, nobody's going to ask you, Paul. And he's like, yeah, Ryan

Reynolds is actually a very insecure person and he was mean to me because I was so funny. I was stealing all of the... I was so funny and handsome. And Ryan Reynolds started self-harming because I It was so cool. Ryan Reynolds is doing pretty okay.

Yeah, but he's too much of a pussy to call it a bomb scare on the Amtrak or, you know, racially beat up an Uber driver, you know. So basically, Deadpool's sad. He uses a magic machine he has, he got from Josh Brolin and Deadpool 2, you know, to go to the MCU universe. So there are different universes. He's in the Fox universe. that, he's in Fox. They actually have the 21st Century Fox logo in the background. Yes, I imagine it's a lot of, you know,

oh, the studios won't like they. Oh, a lot of that. Like, well, you know, Disney bought Marvel, so they don't want us to do cocaine. Like, we can't do cocaine. Like, we can't do it. But don't tell Marvel, don't tell Disney. Kevin, it's funny like, the amount of references to

like executives and like, oh, Bob Igar won't like that. Yeah. And like, there's kids in the audience be like, Ha, ha, ha. Oh, Bob Eager. Ah, take that Kevin Feigy or whatever the fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know your stuff? No, no. I must to see, I was so there. It was probably scribbled somewhere, you know? It was like secondhand smoke. I just picked up from you. I mean, in fairness, any time I come round here, you do put on an ungodly amount of marble shit. But he goes to, he wants to join the Avengers.

Right. But then, you know, what's the name of that? He's called Happy in the Marvel movies. He's, uh, John Fabro. Okay. John Favro's in it. He's like, you can't join the Avengers. You're too rude, crude and lewd for our team.

Yes. He's like, I'm not rude. Fuck you. He's like, ha, ha, ha. He says the, he says the other F word. Does it? No, he doesn't. Oh.

But then he, but then he's, then, uh, these guys come to his house. If they want to say that, they just say, shut up, Fygie? Why are you being so foggy about it? Yeah.

They don't say that now. You're sure it's very foggy, you know that? But then he gets a call at his house. It's the TVA, the Time Variance Authority. And it's Tom Wamsgams. Oh, Matthew McFadden.

Matthew McFadden, yeah. And he's like, oh, the universe is going to be destroyed. I need you to team up with a Wolverine to save the day and he's like oh Wolverine's dead

in my universe because Logan he actually goes and digs up Logan you see Logan nah alright Wolverine dies and that

he goes to dig up obviously he doesn't though really no he does he go up and they like oh no Wolverine can't die and they dig up

his dead corpse and they're like oh he's dead oh so then they go to I thought he was all made of steel ah yeah

but then he got too old he got older and the shield start killing him oh I see right but here's thing Like the vaccine

They inject heavy metals into it They say it's for your own good They test it out on dogs first Yeah, yeah But then he goes to different universes To find a new Wolverine And it's so funny Like one of them is like

So this is pure Rick and Morty multiverses Yeah yeah One of them's Henry Cavill Okay For two seconds Isn't that cool Why? Who cares? Another one

I was surprised as well The amount of like oh this is the Wolverine that appeared in issue 876 and in the crowd be like whoa! And they have one Wolverine who's got one arm who's like from an issue of Wolverine

from the AEs and are like whoa! Jesus Christ and were you picking up on all of that? Did you get those? Oh it's very obvious stuff yeah even like for like this is stuff to like actually know it isn't actually know it's very autistic stuff

but I picked up yeah straight away like oh that's that thing yesterday. Where did you see it. Just in Dublin, yeah. Dixatry or Cineworld? No, in the

one of Dublin cinemas. Yeah, the one Savoy, I think. Oh, the Savoy? Yeah, yeah. My brother works there. The one opposite the Chinese buffet.

That was my treat before and afterwards. Oh. Yeah, all you can eat. On O'Connell Street? Wow. Yeah. It's kind of tucked

beside the casinos. So you can eat too much Chinese food and then gamble and the gambles will you shit yourself. Put it all on brown. Hey, come on.

I'm on. We're almost done. We're cooking, baby. So then they find a good wolverine. Okay. And he's like all alcoholic. He's like, I ain't helping you. I work on my own.

But then they go and they got to defeat Charles Xavier's sister, Cassandra Nova. And they have to go to the void. And the void is where all the rejected people go. Oh, like, wait, what do you mean? So all like the people from like other universes that have like, out or aren't as popular wink wink oh i see right okay so that's where they meet uh so they first all they go meet like you know wesley snipes and uh channing tatum wait now back to fucking charles xavier's sister yeah cassandra nova what's that about where's fucking where's charles

they don't they don't go into it oh okay you don't need to all right in fact if it'd be charlish for you the fact even mention that shows that you're not really deadpool material Oh, I don't make the cut, do I not? Oh, oh, heavens, no. Yeah. Well, I always wanted to be a, you know, a gay Latino woman with autism, but I guess I can't be now. Thanks for letting me know.

There's more of those than you think. That's the dream. I do not like it that loud of noises. Oh, but I love the trains. Oh, that's reds go choo-choo-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-c-ch. I seek I can't. I seek I can. Choo! Choo! And then they go out, and they meet

like Chris Evans. He's from the Fantastic Four movie. Johnny Flam boy. Johnny Flamer. And then, that's not his name actually, but I can't Johnny Storm, that's it. And then they team up, and they fight Cassandra Nova, and all the villains from other movies show up, like Juggernaut and all that.

Yeah. But it's not Finney Jones. No, it's not. They couldn't afford Vinny Jones, do. Who? That's big, big boots to fill. Who did you get? Probably some Wrexham player, some fucking shit. Oh, fuck, yeah. There's a bunch of Wrexom players as barmen and stuff. Was fucking Rob McElenny in it? He was, but the cut

his scene. Good. Yeah, he just said it would be too awesome. We'll have to wait to the extended super duper cut. Okay. We have to pay 50 euro for that. I'll buy seven. You know what to be great now? If to get back at Ryan Reynolds, Rob McElenny

actually gets him fired from Rexum and gets him replaced with T.J. Miller. That'd be very, you know, Shakespeare Everyone in Wrexham's like Oh, I wish T.J. Miller was here. Where's... What's his name? Ferret?

Ah, yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forgive me Silicon Valley Heads. I forget why his character's name is. Yang Yang or Ying Yang. No, what's his name in the Deadpool? I think it is ferret. Yeah, yeah.

Weasel, isn't it? Or weasel, you're right, sorry, weasel. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because I've seen the first two. I actually forgot. I've completely forgotten most of the dead. The only reason I watched Deadpool was for T.J. Miller. You went to the

guy out in the cinema in Monaghan's like, needs more T.J. Miller. Make more T.J. Miller. We went through this when you came to see the color purple. There's not going to be any T.J. Miller, all right? It's Oprah Winfrey. Will we go over and Danny Glover?

No T.J. Miller. Come on. And then they have like the... I thought, I want to see the T.J. Miller and the striped pajamas. No, that's not what it's called. And then they team up as well with like the little girl from Logan

and they have big fight. And like loads of deadpools show up. You got like cowboy dead pool played by Matthew McConaughey. You got head pool, dog pool, Zen pool, lady pool,

boy pool, baby pool, um, samurai pool. Wow, okay. Oh, nice pool Oh Nice pool is played by

Ryan Reynolds And he's like Oh, where's my kombucha? Uh-huh It's very funny Yeah, I guess Um I don't know

Now what is I think you'd love it I don't think I would Because I get really Annoyed just by hearing You talk about it And I don't know You know as well

Ryan Reynolds Really I can't It's kind of like Dwayne Johnson thing Or Kevin Hart where it's just like, it just shoved on your throat so much that any of the actual...

Interesting choice of words, James. You know, when you just gobble it all the way, you're just deep throating, dway in the rock. But again, it's like, I find Deadpool annoying, but it's just so, like, nonstop, there you go, quip, quip, quip, action, action, action. Yeah. That you're like, oh, God, to be like, this is bad,

you feel like the loser It's like all your friends are watching a football game and you're like actually folks this is repetitive

nonsense lot of those players don't treat women very well you feel like a loser because everyone in the cinema is like literally puking out of happiness

and if you go on the comments on any video is so funny like you know so like Channing Tatum wanted to make a Gambit movie for years and the movie got cancelled and then he got to play

Gambah in this new movie. And all the comments on you're like, I'm crying tears of happiness to know that Mr. Channing Tatum finally got to fulfill his dream. He probably was so close to killing himself until Ryan Reynolds saved him.

And now that he's finally achieved what he wanted, maybe he can help me achieve what I want by coming to the hospice to visit me before I shift off my mortal coil. Yeah. And does he do the fall like

Ah, mamma me Nah, come on a shout at us How would do it? And you got Blade, Wesley Snipes What about Rogue from X-Men? No Rogue. Oh, fuck. Only, but Wesley Snipes

I mean, that's pretty cool, I guess. I've never seen... I guess I could jizz to that. I never seen Blade 2 or 3. I haven't even seen the first one. Apparently Blade 3 he just wasn't happy so he's locked himself in his trailer

to smoke weed and wouldn't come out and Patton Oswald was like, hello, Mr. Snipes. and he called Pat in the Cracker. I hear, you know, fat quaker motherfucker. You're not allowed say that. I'm in King of Queens. I'm going to take this out of my wife.

Here, honey. Have some more medication. Yeah. And then I'll marry a younger version of you like a year later. He's always slangball that font, didn't he? I don't like his comedy, but I do like marrying a woman right after your wife dies.

Like at the funeral, like, TikTok, a wedding coming up. There's like... I was in Ratat, too, of you, bitch. Yeah. What was it? The Golden State Killer? Is that what his wife helps?

Yeah. Fucking that snitch. Yeah. Don't bitch. Anyway, sorry. No disrespect. No offense. No offense.

Yeah. I like him. Yeah. Why not? Why not? In small doses. I like him, yeah. When he made his little apology

because he, he like, took a picture. with Dave Chappelle is like I now see how destructive and violent this is yeah okay oh we never talked about Joe Rogan special

and his sweaty tits yeah leave that for the Patreon that's what people pay for they pay for sweaty man tits I actually I watched Joe Rogan his special I skimmed it yeah actually didn't watch it really you didn't at all no

I just like shows I can tell because if you really watched it you wouldn't your wrist wouldn't be so limp right now. Then I was so hyped after that. I listened. I watched, I should say, a Bill Maher special. Wow. Jesus Christ.

So I'm feeling very testosteroney right now. Wait, now hang on. What's your overall take from Deadpool Wolverine? Did you like it or not? Oh, like it's just, it's kind of nonsense. It's entertaining nonsense. I, uh, like,

again, it's just so, like, so little happens. It's actually so little plot. A lot of it's like A to B Camio De Fight Cameo Break fourth walls

Yeah Joke about studio Just like Yeah Oh the proposal With Sandra Bullock Yeah That's like yeah

Okay It's like a little They actually say that Really? So they meet nice pool And nice pool's like I can break the fort wall As well

Yeah The proposal Okay Yeah Is it funny Like did you Um Was it ever

funny. It's funny in like, he's funny and annoying. It's funny in like a snarky way, like, you know, like, oh, we're better than that other studio. I'm like, oh, he's at DC. Yeah. Oh, holy shh. No, that motherfucker can't say that shit.

And then the usher come to him. Excuse me, Brian. Please keep your voice. Wesley Snipes says retarded at one stage. Okay. He's like, Deadpool's like, I thought you were retired. He says, retarded. Oh, don't get me

cancelled. That's how I got fucked up with the IRS. I had a retard doing my taxes. There's no tax joke in it. Okay. They're pushing now to try and get a Wesley Snipes final movie. From Blade. Yeah. But he also

got this, there's a Marshall Ali. Is that his name? Marshal Ali. Movie that's been stuck in development hell for years. Didn't he walk away from it as well? No, he's still there. Okay. Wait, is Deadpool in? No, wait. What's that one that Deadpool was in. Which one?

You sound stupid. I am. He sounds stupid and foolish. Was Ryan Reynolds in one of the blades? He was, Blade Tree. And then in one of the, was it Wolverine Origins, he played... Deadpool? Yeah, so I'm not stupid.

Well... I bested you at your bullshit. We agreed to disagree. No, we won't. I was right. You were wrong. You're four inches hard and that's all you'll ever be. Yeah.

Oh man, the amount of squirting over like when he puts on that yellow suit when Wolverine they're like oh my dreams dreams come true but it's so fast again it's like you watch

an episode of American Dad and you're like oh great but I wouldn't Of course it goes over your head You don't absorb the fighter It's a satire of the CIA Brian you wouldn't understand The aliens gay

There's an episode called Homeland Inns Security, Brian. I mean, that's basically Bill Barr worthy. If you can understand Bill Barr, surely he could get that.