Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 230 : That's So Kraven

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Kraven for some Kraven

right we're back everyone back with the podcast i had to pry myself away yeah because they're watching asteroid city downstairs do i detect a whiff of sarcasm no honestly not because i like to be all like huh west anderson yeah right dude you know i'm gonna watch the machine again uh is bert Kreischer in this no thank you yeah and then i was like oh look at that it's all like what nice imagery and shit yeah it's all symmetrical with one wonderful colour palette and it's very pleasing to the eye. One thing I've always said about Wes Anderson films is it's a very, you know, affectionate and charming portrayal of autism, you know?

Yeah. No, if autism was like, if someone with autism would actually design reality, you know, that's what it is. It's very pleasing and very nice, you know? Very nice. Like, there's an old thing where, like, they say building should be designed with autism in mind, you know? Really? Yeah, yeah, so like...

So the door is locked at all times. No windows, just a dungeon, you know? And it's like, it's like fucking, uh, Guantanamo Bay. It's like loud music playing. Just the opening scene of Blahed every time, you know? Yeah. But that's kind of like reality in West Anderson film. So nice.

But he really doesn't care. Like, everyone makes the joke, they all look the same. Yeah. Like, if you're making that joke 20 years ago, he's like, yeah, well, guess what? I'm going to do another. 40 movies exactly like this and you're going to get more and more kind of like and I enjoy them

every time yeah yeah because you know what it's it's a lot like Woody Allen the same movie over and over but if you like that vibe then you'll go with it it's like you and the other freaks that like Marvel and that weird dumb shit you know there's more actually just a bit

true than that yeah yeah because the same thing Wes Anderson is my Marvel you know because it's almost like you know like Marvel by which I mean it was corrupted by the Chinese Oh, hello is I and that's a no, very pleasant

to the eye. No, but you're right in the way because in Marvel's like, oh my God, it's Ant-Man they got an Ant-Man Junior, oh my God, whereas in this is like, oh they got Jason Swartzman again Oh, how can they get the Schwartzman every time?

Yeah, yeah, actually speaking of Marvel, again, I'm always like, huh, really? Yeah, yeah, I used to like that stuff Then I grew up, all right Then I got pussy, started drinking beer I don't want to watch that But then the new Craven the Hunter

Craven the Hunter Are you excited for Crave? Remember Craven the Hunter? I don't know what that is He's a Spider-Man villain Oh, is he like Oh, halla, yeah, he's like Bruno No, no, he just watched Bruno

He's a hunter, all right? Yeah, a Twink Hunter. Yeah, wait, no, who is the one in... He had like a lion's mane, he's like, I'll get you, Spider-Man. Oh, that's not who I'm thinking of. The deadliest. Who is like the long-haired kind of like, oh, yeah, how's it going, Peter Parker, yeah.

And then he turns into a villain. I don't know. Who's this? It's like a vampire kind of guy. Was that Morbius? I don't need to Spider-Man at all. Morbius, maybe? Maybe Morbius, yeah, who is the character in this universe?

Okay. There's Morbius. So, basically, I've told you before, we don't listen. There's the Marvel universe owned by Disney. What's your being owned by Disney?

I don't remember that. But then Sony own Spider-Man. Wait, so how could Sony own Spider-Man, but Disney own Marvel? But Spider-Man's Marvel. You're obviously making mistakes

with what you're saying. No, it's true. None of this makes sense. I read multiple articles about this because it was so confusing. I just claim it. ignorance just till you, like, have it on yours. My nose starts bleeding.

I'm like, you don't listen. You didn't read the prepared material. Wait, why is there no X-Men movies with Iron Man movies? What's happening there? So, basically, I told you for, they sold off the rights to Spider-Man in 90s. They were desperate. You know, Stanley was like, oh, shit, I've got to pay my mortgage. So they sold off Spider-Man to Sony, and Sony still,

a little bit of Spider-Man. Okay. So Disney can use Spider-Man the Avengers movies and they can make Spider-Man movies. All the Spider-Man movies is Tom Holland and Zandaya. Yeah.

They're Disney. The shittiest ones. But Sony, but even shittier, okay, Sony are like, well, we got the rights to and to May. Right. Yeah, and Madam...

Before she was fuckable. And Madam Webb. Oh, yeah, Madam Webb. And it was Venom. Yeah. It's all their little universe there. Wow. Literally the war.

Morbius, I say. And Morbius did. It's all the little universe there. It's like, hey, some bright fucking, some big wing executive was like, hey, guys, I know what will make Madam Webb successful if we have Sidney's Sweeney cover up our dids for once. That's genius. Yeah, that'll be, that'll do gangbusters, man. Yeah.

Good thinking, dork. So the Craving the Hunter is the latest, and it's funny, all these guys, they're all Spider-Man villains, but they can't legally actually have Spider-Man appear or even mention Spider-Man. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. So, you know, make of that what you will, all right? Right. So now Craven the Hunters is the newest, the newest badass character. And they're saying that

it's very likely this would be last of the Sony Spider-Man movies because it turns out, you know the way Madam Webb was good meme material? Yes. It was good for memes.

Yeah. That does not translate into box office success. Unfortunately not. And all the executives who produced that who lost their jobs. Yeah. Well, we made some good memes.

John Mullaney mentioned it at the Oscars. So, you're doing okay there. They're looking at the memes under a bridge. Yeah. With the, like, a fucking Motorola from the 90s. I don't know how that would work, but all right. So Craven the Hunter.

He is the son of Russell Crow. Oh. Russell Crow is like this, yes, I am a Russian billionaire. and I like to hunt the greatest animal of all

man all right so he likes to hunt animals and humans okay and he's like a rich bad man he's involved all the bad stuff

all right and Craven Hunter played by Aaron Taylor Johnson Oh yeah is the son of Russell and he's like no I will stand up and protect the people

I think he gets bit by a line Ah I think he becomes half line or something. He becomes half lion? Yeah, yeah. By getting bit by a lion? Yeah, so he's like, Arr. Is that even a radioactive lion? No.

It might be magic or something like that. He just ate a multi-pack of Nestle lion bars and turns into a lion. He doesn't turn into a line. That'd be stupid, right? Oh, sorry. He just has the powers of a line. What is that even? How is that different to what I just said?

Strength or something. Okay. So like strength and speed and of Jersey and you know he can sing in duets written by elton john and he can do the Oveill the love tonight when i eat on your pussy um but then okay he uh he's fighting the bad guys that work for his dad okay but his dad's like i'm going to send in the cavalry So he sends in a pretty crazy collection of characters To take down his own son First of all, there's Calypso

Clipso is a voodoo woman Don't laugh at this, all right? She's a voodoo lady I know how to get rid of the lion He think he lion because he is gay He is gay in his brain He eat the poopo He eat the lion poopo

And then also there is... And of the lion's animals. And who else? There is the chameleon. The chameleon. Played by, you know, Dickie Montesanti? Oh, what? Really? Yeah, yeah.

He's terrible. And he's told me as he can change his face. Yeah. Okay? And then also the rhino. Now, remember I said, Craven doesn't actually turn into a line. Yeah.

Well, the rhino turns into a rhino. Okay. So he turns into a rhino. Because he was bitten by a lion. He was bitten by a lion. bitten by a lion so he got bit by a line and a spider and a voodoo woman and you mix those three together you get a rhino and finally the peace to resist on no it's funny actually i hit the rhino just the voodoo woman try to harvest his like ivory tusk hey get this bitch off of me come here

rano this will get me many many meals in my village and you know what even more racist than all that right The main villain is called the foreigner. You're right. I'm scared already. Who is he? He's of military age and he's living in a premier inn close to where your children go to school. Oh, he's scary. I tell you, the market research have really done their due diligence here.

Yeah, so... Terrifying. I want to look up more about the foreigner. I was typing foreigner. Is your fucking rhino, man, eh? military age rhino men coming into this country is a disgrace

the foreigner is a mercenary and assassin although he is no superhuman abilities he has got his papers he's got a green card which is the most terrifying thing played by Christopher Abbott

I wonder who that is this is the foreigner look at this guy some white guy looks foreign to me that is foreign these days Paul. He's a straight white man.

He's on girls. Ah. Yeah, so there you go. I don't know how I could have missed him. But, uh... So that's what Lina Dunham looks like when she grows a beard, eh? Oh, good to know. Good to know.

So Cravenor Hunter, uh, they've already said we don't, um, we're kind of worried about the universe. Yeah, they should be. Like, guess what? They've already got plans. Don't worry. Yeah. You know, the next plan they're going to do.

They've gone back to Sony. they've done some more negotiation they can't do movies but they can't do an Amazon Prime TV show and the Amazon Prime TV show gets ready for this okay I'm ready Spider-Man

Detective What's that mean He's Detective Spider-Man Oh So you know the way Spider-Man Swings from Yeah Get rid of all of that

So he is He's basically monk So Spider-Man is Spider-Man as betrayed by Tony Shaloo. No, no, no. It's Spider-Man, but it's going to be a noir, black and white show.

Oh, my God. Set in the 1930s. Of all the spider webs and all the country, she walked into mine. She had a fat ass and small titties, so already I wasn't into it. Well, guess we're, wait a minute now, because you don't know what's going to happen here.

You know he's playing Spider-Man Detective? Nicholas Cage What? Yeah, Nicholas Cage is playing the Spider-Man So imagine Spider-Man He's wearing his mask, all right? He's also got a hat on

I show you Spider-Man Detective, all right? Is this an actual thing? I swear to God, is it a comic book? It's going to be a live action. Yeah, it's going to be a live-action TV show. But it's a pre-existing intellectual property. It's not just like an Adderall fever dream.

There he is, look. Wow. He's got a church. trench coat. But he's in all black. Yeah. So Spider-Man joins BLM. And he's got a gun. And it's Nicholas Cage, and you know who his partner is. I swear

to you, Brendan Gleason. Oh my God. What are you up to now, Spider-Man? Who is the target audience for that? Think about that logistically. Who the fuck are they aiming that at? Nicholas Cage and Liam

and Liam Neeson. No, Brendan Gleeson. well it's not even look you're looking to me like I'm an idiot as if it would be any worse with Liam Neeson if anything I just improved it there you're like no cat you fucking idiot

yeah well Liam Neeson can swing from buildings fucking Brandon Gleeson and Nicholas Cage as Detective Spider-Man in the 1930s the same

this so Jent Z will be all over this? Yeah. Well, no, Gen Z are already the boomers. It's all about Gen Alpha now. It's Jen. Are you ready for Gen Alpha, Brian? I don't know. Yeah, no, you're not.

Believe me. I've been doing my case studies going around the playgrounds like, hey, Keynes. You like Spider-Man, do you? You like Nicholas Cage and Brendan Gleason? What? Come on. Yeah. But I swear to God, it's going to be a 10-part

live-action TV show. I guarantee you. that will never see the light of day. No, they're filming it now. Yeah, well, still, doesn't it? You know, it's hard to imagine how Nicholas Cage has gone bankrupt so many times. You know, for the crack, I want to look up.

There was a lot of proposed Spider-Man movies you're going to make as well. Okay. One was going to be, I'll tell you, look, look, up, they were actually going to make an Aunt May movie. Okay. They were thinking of maybe a... Aunt May, the college ears,

where she's just getting hyped left and right by lads from the black panthers Uncle Ben is just outside This is a different Uncle Ben Let me look up They shove a jar of Uncle Ben's Up or twat I'm trying to look up like the

Proposed movies One was called like the disco fucking Groover or something like that Disco Spider-Man Do a little dance Make a little love Get Down to Night So one was going to be called

night watch based on a character called Night Watch directed by Spike Lee okay as the whole directed by Spike Lee but turns out

he's a white guy that doesn't do anything wrong whoa another one was going to be called El Mordo he was like a kind of

kind of like a wrestler like a Mexican wrestler like natural Libre yeah natural Libre wait go back to the Night Watchman or whatever he was called Night Watch

Nightwatch. Is he like a black superhero or? I think he is, yeah. You want to see a picture of him? No. Oh, he does not look very cool. Look at that. He's kind of like a Batman looking kind of character. Kind of almost like a Doctor Doom thing.

Yeah. But if we talked about that yet R.F. fucking Robert Downey Jr. I can't talk about it. I will come if we talk about this. No, be honest. When they did that video at Comic-Con with Dr. Doom. He takes off his mask, and it's Robert Downey Jr.

Did you scream? Did you cry? Did you come? All at once. But, man, you got to admit, it is the greatest thing you know I heard. It is the greatest decision ever, isn't it? They could have cast a guy who was abusing women. You're casting a white debt there.

Kang. Oh, Jonathan Majors. Remember he's getting chased around by that woman? Nah. All right. Oh, you believe his version. yo she was chasing me I had to slap around dog

yeah so instead it's crazy if things work so he abused women for many years allegedly and they're like oh we got to get Robert Downey Jr. back and so what the plan is oh god don't get me started I didn't but here we go the plan is it's going to be with a rumor oh I don't even want to say you

say it so the rumor is anyway so they're doing I told you for the Fantastic Four movie with everyone's favorite Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby and other people, right? Yeah. And who's replacing Michael Chickles?

You know the bear? No. You know the TV show the bear? Oh, yeah. You know the one who isn't the one everyone loves? You know, it was like, hey, cousin? I don't know. John Bernthold?

No, no, no, yeah. That'd be too. Joel McHale? No, no. Who? Yeah, you wouldn't know him, okay? All right. Yeah, yeah.

But point it, oh, wait, you might actually know him. He's on the wire. Let me look him up. Okay. Oh, wait, the bald guy Dominic Lombrazi No, no, no No, you wish, pal

Yeah, I do wish I don't have Finchie playing Galactus I don't even know what Galactus is He's the big guy who's like Neo before me I'm going to eat the planet Yeah, okay

That's weird, I looked up The cast list Yeah, this guy Who? Ebon Moss Burbach Nope I don't know who that is You love Ebon Moss

I don't know who that is Ebon Moss Bearback. He does look kind of familiar though, but I can't. But anyway, here's my thing with the Robert Downey Jr. thing. He was already, like, the main staple, like the whole MCU, right? The Marvel Cinematic Universe, this all kicked off in 2008 with Iron Man, right? So he has been the main, he's been the main character, the linchpin of this entire franchise. they eventually kill him off

he's like I'm done with this I'll never be back goodbye forever three years later it's like oh he's just a totally different character

well he no no no is that not just an absolute slap in the face of the audience I've got many many things say about that first of all he was like

I'm going to be gone make movies he went off one an Oscar alright so that's pretty good now he's not playing just different character

he's playing an alternative universe version of Tony Stark. I'm sorry, but this whole alternative universe, multiverse thing is just like... We're not going to know... The ultimate get out for any

screenwriter. If you keep pushing my buttons, I'm going to get out there and write it on the streets. It'd just be me and my own. I try and throw a brick and hits the wall, bounces back of my head.

Well, look, that was just my read of it from an outside perspective. No, no. He's getting so much money and, like, he's getting like... Obviously, he's getting so... I never questioned that part of it, obviously, yeah.

Oh, he was getting paid. Oh, what? I thought he was just doing it, you know, out of the goodness of his heart. Community service, yeah. He's getting his own private jet, and he gets, basically, whenever they're making the movie,

they're going to start filming it soon. He has his own, basically, his own private bunker, essentially, and no one's about to make eye contact with him. Yeah, he doesn't have to talk to fucking, what's that cunt called? Ah, you know the one. What's his name?

Captain America. Chris Evans. Yeah. The other rumor for what's going to happen is. Go on. The rumor, okay. Where you get all these rumors from? Reddit.

All right. So Reddit, I go on these, I go on like the Marable Rumors page. Yeah. And there's all these rumors saying it out. Some of them I told you, I'd have to kill you. That's okay. I wish you would. Do us both a favor, pal.

Yeah, the rumor is that they're going to do like, Wolverine and Toby McGuire They just did that And Toby McGuire They just did that Yeah again Again

Oh what Again Well imagine Isn't it a thing That every time They bring it Like even the last They just

So they killed him in Logan They brought him back Did they kill him again I don't even care And now they're bringing him back again It just does it not It's like

It gets better And better each time Here's what you're describing. It's like eating a big chocolate cake. The more you eat, the better it gets. You know what it is? What it really is. It's like having your girlfriend cheat on you.

But then she comes back as like, babe, I promise that was the last time. I'll never do it again. And then you go and leave for work and you come back and she's getting her pussy eating out by Michael Chickles. And you're like, oh, I think you're projecting a little bit. How could you do this? Just got you one bad experience

of Michael Chickles I thought he was at a show called The Shield Not the Panty Shield Hey-oh You know it's funny Michael Chickles is the only guy They haven't got back

They got back Everyone they got back Jennifer Reeve The CGI dead people Fucking Adam West Is back And Michael Chickles is like Come on

What do I got to do here? I'm a commish Yeah Yeah they never Or Jessica Albert or anything of that oh they'll definitely get her back yeah they'll have her back probably imagine she was like locked up in somebody's trunk for a while what happened there what she got kidnapped and like hog tied in a trunk and all i don't think she did she did i swear to god look that up jimmy pull that

up oh wait i'm not jo rogan what do i look up jessica alba tied up just try jessica alba kidnapped i'm pretty sure it happened i mean i should know i was the one who did it you know I know how they think. I know how they act. Oh, when she was 15. Yes. For God's sake, I was one. They don't need punishment.

They need garnishment. On the set of Flipper. Yeah. Yeah. With Paul Hogan and Elijah Ward. Yeah, the dolphin from Fliper. It's like, bitch, get in the car right now. Get into my fucking car, bitch.

Yeah, put your finger in my blowhole, bitch. Holy shit. Yeah, it's wild. This is a deep pull that you got here. Oh, I'm not. Believe. me, I know my shit. Yeah.

Sorry, I'm just looking up pictures of 15-year-old Jessica Alba. No, no. Of course, of course. No, Michael, 15-year-old Michael Chicklese. Ooh, my God. Oh, my ting. Yeah.

He used to have those, he used to have that Kramer hair to do, Michael Richards, man. Actually, Michael Chickles was in Seinfeld with, they were Michael Richards. Yeah. I don't know what's going

It all makes sense It does It does It makes sense But the point is Craven the Hunter Right The dream was

They were going to do Team up And it was going to be Craven the Hunter Yeah Venom Morbius Madam Webb

And hold your horses Also Michael Keaton As The The Something The Vulture

That's it Really? Yeah What's the vulture? He He's a guy with wings. Ah. He's in the Spider-Man movies.

Okay. Yeah. But, um, you know what? I've actually kind of lost interest. Is it going to happen? You constantly, no, probably. It's constantly you, because you're constant belittling. Oh, I'm sorry. Pointing out how retarded it all is?

On a related note, I also watched the new Stuart Lee special. Oh. Yeah, that's very good as well. You probably hate that as well, don't you? Yeah. Gay. Stuart's, yeah. Where's Jessica, Albert?

it's good he didn't interview Alan Moore halfway through no no no it's an hour and the whole thing is it's kind of a more basic stand-up special

there's less you know DVDs on the floor or like yeah but you know what even his was a very funny bit even his basic thing alright so his basic stand-up

it does end with like a 10 minute jazz routine we're like the guy in the audience playing jazz and he's like acting out with thing and it's good

and he filmed it in black pool. I'm sure the locals love that. Well, the fucking hell's going on it. What in the bloody high-rise car park? This is costing me 20 quaint. Geez, he's so prolific. I kind of forgot, like, I kind of look back over his career there. He's done a lot.

A lot more than I realize. So he started off doing comedy, okay? Yeah. Like the alternative comedy scene. Yes. And then he was rich, I completely forgot, he was like, Richard Herring. Lee and Herring. Yeah, he was Richard Herring's bum boy for years. Yeah. And they worked on the day

to day. Really? Yeah. Day to day. They co-wrote a lot of the early Alan Patridge stuff all right. Oh wow. And then they go off to Fist of Fun. You watch that? No. I haven't watched it either. I've never heard of it. They had two sketch shows. Fists of fun. Yeah, on BBC 2.

Yeah. Two. Yeah. So, not like, I don't know something like Channel 4 shite. It's BBC, all right. They had one called Richard and not Judy pretty clever yeah

and that didn't do very well the cultural zeitgeist that was Richard and Judy and then they did fists of fun and the boat

lasted one season and then he went off and did fucking the Jerry Springer musical which was massive yeah what was the reason

for their split why did they was there animosity completely mutual they team up every now and again to do a podcast or a live show

whatever yeah so every once in a while herring rings up Stuart Lee is like I still have those photos of what you did to that child so you better do a podcast with me. I did think it was funny. I looked up a fist

of fun to see if the crack is. They had one sketch on it and the whole sketch is like Stuart Lee is a paedophile essentially so he's a cool teacher. The whole thing is a cool teacher and the students, it's like Kelly Brooke plays one of the schoolgirls and she's like 12.

And the whole thing is he's like Actually though I don't know The whole thing is he's like Yeah yeah actually I'm having like a party for all you cool kids But you got to keep uniform on All right

And then Richard Herring is like the dork Who's like actually I don't think it's appropriate He's like yeah shut up Yeah put a sock in it I'm loving this already Well this is great I thought he was gay They're downstairs watching Asteroid City

Like a bunch of buffdies No, pedophile Stuart Lee. That's what... Your roommate is a big Stuart Lee fan. He probably appreciated it. Yeah, yeah. The last time Stuart Lee was over here doing a gig, your roommate went there and took a load of volume

and passed out and didn't remember any of it. That's not really... I don't think that's the intended effect. I don't think Stuart Lee likes there. Well, that's a funny anecdote. Well, Stuart Lee's coming back in 2025. Is he? Yeah, he's got a new show called The Man Wolf.

Oh, yeah. You told me about this. He dresses up as a werewolf. Yeah, I don't think he should be. I don't think a man of his age should be dressing up as anything. So, like, this is the sketch here. Look, he, like, plays a cool teacher. Oh, yeah.

And he's got, like, you'll see he's got, like, a Reservoir Dog's poster in the background. That's a cool teacher he is, yeah. And then, yeah. Is that, where's Kelly Brooke? Is that her? I don't know. I don't have it is, yeah. But, look, he's got, like, he's like, yeah, you're coming to my house tonight, yeah?

It's a sketch. I don't know where the jokes are, but it's very funny. Yeah. I like it And look, he's got like the little girls pulling out beers and fags and stuff

Yeah He's like a This is British comedy Back in the day And now it's all Sue Perkins Yeah The Great British Woke Off

Yeah And so I was like He does it Basically does a tour Every year Stuart Lee And he did comedy vehicle Which is like

Basically what Like three hours Of stand up Essentially Six episodes each year. Like interviews and stuff. Well, the thing is about like 90s British comedy especially was

incredibly subversive. Yeah. Like very edgy, push the envelope, you have like brass eye, the day-to-day, jam, but even like Big Train, which is kind of like a forgotten one, but there's loads like. Big Train's got some very funny stuff in it. Big Train has some great stuff.

You got a great cast as well, Mark Heap. Simon Pegg. Yeah, Simon Pegg and all, yeah. They've got very good, um, I was going to describe a sketch. Fuck it. That's not. It's great because you set it up like this and then

when you're watching it but then something different happens you're like, what? My expectations You bloody subverted it, you bloody swine, you know, it's funny right, right, here's the right, you see a bird with big bloody melons, you think, oh she's going to get a ditch out

but then in comes Kevin Eldon and he takes his cock out, fucking hell oh and even like fucking like the fast show as well. The fashion, yeah. know the whole thing about the two gay farmers

Yeah Yeah well one's gay That's the whole thing Charlie Higson Yeah And Paul Whitehouse They're a great Great time for comedy

Yeah That was like back in day We're like You go on BBC 2 And there's something like Genuinely really funny And very good You know

We didn't realize how good We had it back then Yeah man Yeah It's obviously a dross and shite As well But there's stuff Good stuff there

The good stuff And then And then we kind of Came up around The Catron Tate Little Britain the kind of our time

we're all the better for it Kibera says no and she's in black face or whatever it's great great stuff you know it was a lot it's funny because

remember nan oh you bloody gay you know it's funny I just take it there the 90s stuff there wasn't that much black face

all right it was some you can find it it was subversive but not that much and then when we came to consciousness. I personally

I'm kind of 2,000, right? Yeah. It was like, all right. It's almost like they were like, saw the future, like, we don't have much time left. We got to do as Marty, you're got to do blackface now. We're going to do as much as possible.

We're going to do as much as possible. You're going to have Parkinson's. You won't be able to apply the boot polish, Marty. Do it while you can. Oh, speaking of Christopher Lloyd, don't worry. Nobody too is coming out Christopher Lloyd's back

he's got a bigger part in the next one really yeah yeah that's great I forgot he was alive until I saw him in nobody nobody too by the way guess what

nobody to your favorites Colin Hanks Bob Odenkirk Christopher Lloyd yeah Colin Hanks plays a villain really

he's gonna be like the don't fuck with me why God Christopher Lloyd and ting you get me blood Bumba Clark He learned from his brother Yeah

Just playing his brother Um Yeah But yes Stuart You hated nobody Didn't you I didn't hate it I just watched

You did You hated it And you said Anybody you liked It is a smelly retard I think we've gone to I think we've gone through It's a few times

What happened is I watched like 10 minutes or so And I was like I'm not in the mood for this Yeah I turned it off Yeah

And you called me up straight away It's like You actually like that You idiot Make it better James Tell Oden Kirk Oh Where's David Cross?

Where's that guy who's in January 6th, J. Johnson? Oh, that makes Mr. Show so much funnier when he shows up in there. Yeah. But anyway, my point is, oh yeah, talking about this on Patreon, didn't get to it. I tried to watch a movie, it was sold out, I went home, I watched King Kong Godzilla. King Kong Godzilla. Yeah, yeah. So the first one is King Kong Godzilla.

they team up to fight like some kind of tree-headed monster isn't it or is it? It's warm we're going to open

the window a little bit so so King Kong Godzilla 2 King Kong is Gus depression really yeah yeah

why like he's it oh I didn't mention I mentioned this King Kong in the first King Kong Godzilla

he lives in Hollow Earth now okay oh yeah I think I remember that yeah so it's a hollow earth and King Kong

lives there now, but he's real depressed. Like normally he fights monsters and stuff, but he can't even get out of bed. That's hilarious. You're joking me? King Kong goes to visit Dr. Katz. You know? I don't know. I don't know how do you think you're feeling

like this. So the whole the world that this movie's setting, okay? Yeah. It's very stupid, just you know. There's an agency called Monarch. A Monarch. a monarch

used these monsters to fight other monsters so it's Rebecca Ferguson and she's like oh my God the big squid monster attacking Rome okay call

call Godzilla ring ring get him Godzilla you know and it's really bad they're like we gotta call our associate Godzilla and King Kong

so they get both of them the real big monster and in it they're like the government they're always breathing down her back. They're trying to interfere with monarch. The government don't know what. Government regulation, red tape getting away.

This is very stupid. Yeah. Do they have voices? No, no, no. King Kong is voiced by Johnny Vegas. They shook me fucking kings away. I can't get out of bed. Munkie.

But you know, it's funny, all right? So the whole thing is like, the government don't understand just how beneficial Godzilla and King Kong are. Yeah. But it's always the case.

It's always some kind of big like monster. You know, it's got like nine legs and four eyes and stuff like that.

And then Godzilla or King Kong or boat will show up. And they'll have a massive fight in a big city where like, you know,

they pick up the monster and they swing them around, they're knocking over buildings and everything, you know? Just smash it into the orphanage. Yeah, yeah.

And they defeat them in the end. And there's always like one fucking busy body who's like, actually the cost of this destruction of the city

far out ways. They're like, shut up. You don't understand. Godzilla loves us all. Yeah. You're probably the one who gets the migrants to come out, don't you? Yeah. But anyway, the point is, they're calling King Kong. He's not getting out of bed.

Right. He's really depressed. How is that conveyed exactly? Because he can't talk. He's literally like, he doesn't have an actual bed, does he? Well, his little kind of area. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And they're just like where rar

like king Kong help he's just drinking a can't he's just drinking a can of Tescal alarmer you know what I mean watching Jeremy Kyle but the film starts

he's depressed but then he hears some noise and he finds a secret part of hollow art they hadn't found and there's other apes in there and he finds like a little tiny

ape and that becomes his son like figure called Somo He calls SOMO No Somo Yeah Hashtag no Somo Yeah

But then there's other evil apes There as well All right Yeah And then the evil apes Want to get out of hollow earth And break into the Up non-hollow earth

Actual Earth And they've got their own lizard Down there Their own Godzilla Yeah yeah Right So now they're going to break out into the real world

and we did all these films okay it's always like the monster stuff and then the human stuff and the human stuff is Rebecca Ferguson she's like the woman who's like nobody understands what Kong is feeling how do I can it's okay Kong

ignore those humans they're scared because you know you've destroyed the whole city they're not a size queen like me but I can take the whole thing like he'll literally literally use like pick up the Eiffel Tower and use to stab some squid monster and they're like, oh, the French government

don't understand. Well, their president married a man, so I wouldn't expect them to understand. You ever see that, Macron's wife is a man? Yeah. They have like French Big Mike, basically. I've told you for these transvestigators. There's a whole... Transve, oh, this is your small business you're starting. Yeah, you were telling me. There's a whole business of guys who were like everyone's actually trans. Because back in the day it was, remember back in the day with Q1 on, it was like everyone, everyone's a hologram.

Remember that? No. So back in the day, that was it was pedophile. No, no, pitiful, that's small scale stuff, right? Oh, okay. So it actually was, so all the famous people were under house arrest for pedophilia. Oh, right. And then, like, if you saw, like, Hillary had to debate.

Yeah. Hologram. That was a hologram, yeah. Or a hillogram. Because it's a Hillary hologram. Oh, my God. Hey, there we go. Oh, my God. That's where we're starting back Q-Anon. It's CAD anon.

Yeah, like, I think these sad losers who are like, everyone's actually trans. And, like, it's just kind of like, it's all these things. It used to be just like, yeah, again, it used to be like, oh, he's actually corrupt. And then it was pedophile. And that was trans. And that was even worse.

That was trans. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's funny. It used to be like reptile lizards. That was fun, you know? Yes. Or there were no play. the 9-11.

Yeah, and now it's like, oh, Michelle Obama's got a penis. And there's all these, like, someone's like, there's some guy who spent like 20 hours staring at a camel toll. Be like, enhance, enhance.

Enhance. I'm sorry, Michael. I just can't do that. Enhance, Kit. I know that's a penis. Actually, did you hear much of the Trump interview with Musk? No.

He's lisping now. Who? Trump. Really? He's got a lisp. Oh. He's like, I think it's very good.

So it's like Mike Thompson. I just want to say it's absolutely deplorable. Well, but, man, he's... The people are saying now, he's even his fan saying like that, what's probably happened is his dentures have got a bit loose during an interview. Oh, that's definitely what it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not actually a laughing matter, is it? Yeah. Have some respect for your elders. Yeah. probably going to be Kamala. I don't fucking, who cares at this point, you know? Yeah. People aren't taking it very well. Even all

the people like, you know, uh, Candace, what's her name? Candice. Oh, ones. Yeah, they're all like, he's losing it now. Yeah. Joe Rogan and all that, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you watch, uh, did I send you the John Oliver, uh, JFK's thing? RFK. RFCK thing, yeah? No. Oh, you might have. But I'll be honest. Now that I've watched John Oliver. Oh. I think RFK might be a little bit, uh,

retarded? Yes, unpresidential, which means retarded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't realize just how much, like, just how many podcasts he's on all the time. He was on like Tim Dillon and like flagrant too. Like, Rogan, you could understand, because it's the biggest one in the world,

but he's on like flagrant two. You know, you know, it's really weird. It's such a weird cross-pollination. Yeah. On John Oliver, he played some of RFK on Flagrant. Yeah. I'm like, what the, I know it's also, he actually mentioned, like, how the host is very good. What?

Yeah, yeah. John Oliver. Yeah, yeah. Says Andrew Schultz is good. In the context of, like, um, like, so in the, in the clip they posted it, right? They showed, it's RFK being like, I knew everyone. I knew Epstein way before everyone else, you know, but I also knew, uh... I was on Epstein's play.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't get home. hard because they were children yeah yeah but he says something like even the host is trying to help him even this funny host is trying to help even that cool hilarious guy who's just probably the savior of comedy

John Oliver's like maybe he'll give me some of his Jordans if I like I remember when Wiggers first came around and I was hesitant at first but you seem cool did you also play that clip you know that clip on Joe Rogg's like now there's kids with football helmets

on their head. Yeah. The cat used the toilet was on wearing a football helmet or something. Yeah.

They also mentioned the whole dead bear thing. What's this? I don't know what he... Oh yeah. So basically...

Him and his mate killed a bear and then chucked it in a bin. No, they chucked it in Central Park. Okay.

Just dumped a dead bear in Central Park as a joke, all right? As a joke? Yeah. When was this? Oh, it's like

2000 something, you know? It's like back when he was on the gear. Probably around when revenge of the sick came out I imagine yeah that's like 2003 then maybe six or something like that

okay the point is okay they're they're saying that's a bad look for you I didn't realize as well apparently there was some measles outbreak in some like small third world country and RFK flew over and told everyone not to get the vaccine and like a lot of people dies oh wow really yeah wow

but then they show some clip in be like yeah some people a lot of people didn't die though I mean, if you quantify it, there's more people a lot. I don't want to do his voice because it actually hurts my throat.

Yeah, well, if you actually quantify it. You know the thing, right? It hurts him to talk. Does it? It's not pleasant for him to talk. He should try talking out of his penis, you know, like that Pam and Tommy movie or show or whatever.

Yeah, what exactly happened to his voice? Now, he's, does he say it was a vaccine injury? I blame Cheryl Hines. Yes, yeah. she sucked his dick so good he came so hard that he lost his voice forever

yeah oh just to get back to King Kong because we don't leave that plot line dangling all right so the point is the monkeys the apes the bad apes okay they want to take over

and you know what I mentioned King Kong found a little monkey little sun like figure the sun betrays him the sun goes the bad monkeys And I'll tell you, it gets a little bit stupid, I'll be honest. Well, it sounds okay. The bit where I was like, come on now.

So the bit we're like, so Godzilla goes down to hollow earth as well to help out his friend, King Kong. And then there's also just an ancient tribe down there of like Native Americans. And they've got magic crystals. Right. And then it's like Rebecca Ferguson, the magic crystals, Dan Stevens is there as well. And Dan Stevens is like, oh, my, oh, rock and roll. They're trying to do a real like Guardians of the Galaxy thing where he's like, oh, we got to play my music when we're flying around.

More than a feeling. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. And so it's like montage. He teaches King Kong how to rock out. And then that Brian Tyrese Henry, who you don't know, but he played paper boy in Atlanta. I know who he is.

Yeah, very, very good actor. Big black guy. Yeah, yeah. And in this, I almost felt like embarrassed for him. He has to do the whole, like, he's trying his best. good but he has to the whole like oh i'm a i'm just a nerd and like oh i got away my oh i've got nausea oh my i drank too much dairy oh i'm gonna poop and you think he it was an unbelievable character i just it was kind of annoying me after a while yeah he's like oh i let me

yay science ah they go all that yeah right i'm vaccinated ah i stand with Ukraine Yeah He was a bit annoying But anyway The point is Okay Just to finish

Is off They go They're all the characters Are all down in Hall of Earth Yeah And then they

blow up The magic crystals So they turn off The gravity In Hollowirt So they're flying Around the place And you've got

All these Apes going around Kong by the way Now has like A metal glove Yeah He's got like a robot hand

Right A special robot hand And then there's two Godzilla's flying around and then Mottra shows up Mottra's a big Mott

Yeah Yeah And they're all flying around And I was like I am so bored Like there's so much going on here I tell you what Just hearing you describe all this

I finally understand What my father must have felt When he saw me Enjoying the likes of X men and Ninja Turtles Like I remember even from a young age He was just he had such contempt as like Why do you watch that shit

This is stupid and you're an idiot for liking it And he would tell me this Oh, you proved him wrong Yeah, I guess so Because now I'm here with my main man Brian Telling me all about king gong and moth If only he could have seen Gambit In Deadpool, I'm gonna make a name for myself

Come on now, Shaugh, get over here I'm like a name for myself. Apparently he wants to do like a full... And you should? You think? Hey, you know what? Is it good?

You know, actually I'm interested in seeing. What? Blink twice. What's that? Blink twice is a movie directed and written by Catwoman. Zoe Kravitz.

Oh. His wife. What? Yeah. Chan and Tatum was married to her. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. And you know, it's weird. Her ma. Zoe Kravitz's ma was dating Aquaman so Aquaman was like

Chanam Taiton's father I'm gonna play catch with you Channing Tate What are your intentions with my daughter I don't get lectured by somebody who makes less than me at the box office

Aquaman but blink twice it was originally called Pussy Island and it's a dark thriller about I think Channing Taiton plays like an Elon Musk type who invites all these people to an island

and it's like oh by the way I've always wanted to kill people okay so I'm going to kill you and there's no phone reception so you get

that dives out glass onion oh but it's not a murder mystery it's like you got five minutes all right good look yeah like hunger games or something like that oh right okay

it's going to be a dark comedy apparently people are saying it's very very good like Zoe Kravitz is a revelation yeah well the point is okay They would say that though, wouldn't they? All these monsters and Dan Stevens

are flying around the place and I was just so bored You know, it's kind of sad I was like, this is directed by Adam Wingard Who did The Guest. Oh yeah? I was like, God. That was good, wasn't it?

We should have watched The Guest, wasn't it? Yeah. All these directors, they make a good movie and then they end up doing like all this stuff. I honestly would have rather if it was just guys in costumes. I could have like had a bit more fun with that.

It was just a guy dressed up like King Kong and a guy. You know, like, like the old movies back in the 60. Yeah, yeah. That would be more fun, actually, yeah, more retro. It's just like all this stuff going around, like they're all breeding fire,

and they've got robot hands and space guns, and they're spray, you know, Mottra is spraying his white stuff everywhere. Who plays Mottra? Oh, it's a fully seed. They're all CGI. Oh, right. It's literally a big Mott.

Wow. Yeah. None of these characters talk, by the way, either. Yeah, it sounds like it's almost impossible to in any way, you know, connect emotionally to it. You know what, actually, I was watching this. Just how you feel in which Marvel films, I think.

I was like, what is going on? Yeah. Who's Mottra? Am I supposed to care? I'm so dissociated from all of it. And then at the end, you defeat the bad guerrillas. I'm remembering the time I was molested just to entertain myself, you know. This is what disassociation was really invented for.

Mothra, you know. At the end, they defeat the bad guys. Yeah. And God, the little monkey turns against the bad monkeys and goes and teams up with King Kong. Well, I hope King Kong beats the living shit out of him. No, King Kong, like the prodigal son, King Kong accepts him, all right? And then it ends with like all your favorite characters, King Kong, Godzilla and Little Soho, or Somo, wherever it's called a kid.

All a living happily ever after with Dan Stevens and Rebecca Ferguson and then to play some music. Let's crank the two might Yeah, yeah Who like short shorts Oh wow We like short And then the King Kong's like

And the curse is depression Ubi do I want to be like you I want to walk like you Talk like you too And yeah I was not I was kind of like

King Kong Godzilla 1 was pretty good I did not like this Was it even though I think it was yeah. I honestly think it was a man it changed my life

I was so close to doing it I was gonna do it you were a bit of a king con yourself were you I was in the car but then you found me

I was your Soma yeah I don't even know his name was Soma Somo or whatever So so whatever Soma was a muscle relaxer that Corey Hame

was addicted to and he eventually OD'd on and died there's a metaphor there It sure is, yeah. We're at 50 minutes there, yeah, fucking. Let me see what else was going to talk about.

Oh, really quick, Joaquin Phoenix. Okay. Walking Phoenix was going to do a new movie with Todd Haynes. Yes. Direct of Darkwater and other stuff as well. Yeah, yeah. What else do you do? I feel like I'm forgetting a lot of good.

He's kind of, it's interesting. He sort of, in the last few years, transitioned over to mainstream, but he was very, like, indie cult movies. Like, his first movie was, like this, it was like an allegory it was all about AIDS, but he did it with like Barbie dolls and shit. Really? Yeah, it was very like weird

artsy, pure 90s kind of stuff. Poisons, oh? Poison I think is what it's called. Oh, he did velvet gold mine? Yeah. He's done I'll tell you what, he did like, he did it like artsy shit that no one liked, you know, like, I'm not there and Carol. See, he was very he was a very big part of the whole

kind of like queer cinema 90s movement, you know? Oh, well then no thank you. Yeah. Well, then Joaquin Phoenix, sure you're right to be away from that wrong. But then he did Dark Waters, which is a very kind of like conventional movie. Yeah. It's like got to, you know, it's like fucking Ruffalo and it's like, we got to take down the company. Yeah.

Then he did May December. Do you watch that? No. People said it was awesome. What is that? May December, man, you would love this. So it is about, guess what? You know Julian Moore?

Julianne Moore? Julianne Moore, yeah? Yeah. Guess what? She's a paedophile. Really? She's a paedophile, yeah. Hello.

It's basically, you know what is actually? Tell me more. You know what it is? You know what? It's basically, all right? It's the Aaron Taylor Johnson movie. It's about an older woman who's making a movie with a 13-year-old boy.

Yes. And she falls in love with them. Yes. And they get married. And it's about like, you know, years from now, they're like, you met him with 13. He's like, yes, but we only start dating we were 18. It's like all this contradictory evidence.

So it's basically Natalie Portman is a journalist investigating it. Okay. And then Julie Moore is like, we only consummate a relationship when he was 18 years old. I swear. And then like the whole thing is like she's a famous actress with like a very, very younger husband. Who plays the husband? Oh, look him up. But the whole thing is the husband has never talked to the media about this.

It's actually like a soonie thing. Oh, wow. So he doesn't talk to the press right. thing. I like that. A man who knows his place. Yeah. Charles Melton. Oh, I don't know who that is. Oh my God. I never seen this guy. Is he good looking? Oh, if I was an older

woman. If I was a if I was a woman pedophile. Look at this guy. Oh yeah, I'd sit on his face. What the hell? He's got kind of like a Pussy would be Melton onto his fit. Wait, that's the surname, isn't it? Melton. Melton. Yeah. So it works. Jesus cry. I never heard this guy before.

He's handsome. Come on. You can accept. that, can't you? Why is it throwing you through a loop here? We're recording right now. You see one picture of one handsome man and you're like, oh, I can't even speak. Delete the evidence. Yeah. So yeah, so basically it's

Julie Moore. She was 36 and he was 13. Wow. What's wrong with that? I mean, she's a woman. Yeah. Do you ever read up much about Aaron Taylor Johnson and Sam Taylor Johnson? Sam Yeah, director. Yeah, no, it was

She directed Nowhere boy He was 17 17 She was at least in her 40s Or late 30s Yeah And she was just divorced

Yeah And then as soon as he turned 18 They got married Yeah What's wrong with that? It's called grooming I believe

Well no I looked up online Apparently it's okay Because he was A very young actor So he was kind of The breadwinner for the family When he was like 15 Okay

So he's actually very mature For his age Oh is that what it was Yeah. Right. So like if you have a child prostitute, they're the breadwinner for the family. So actually very mature for her age. And he's an Arsenal fan as well. He's a gooner. Oh yeah. That he is. Yeah. Her twat's the goon cave. Yeah. So, but they're still together. Still together. Again, like soon ye. Yeah. Like Woody Allen. Now, when people mention Woody Allen, they don't mention he's a very good husband, I imagine. Well, yeah, I guess. He's got a new book out recently. Yeah, apropos of nothing. No, even after that. Oh, really?

It's a book of fiction. It's short stories. Oh, interesting. You're tempted, aren't you? He plays the clarinet. He does, yeah? Or he plays her pussy like a clarinet. Yeah, yeah, but...

Oh, my God. Every now and again, people mention, you know, the Aaron Taylor-Johnson thing, all right? Especially now they might be James Bond and all that. People really love him. I mean, he's good, isn't he? He's good, yeah. Yeah, all saying it's going to be James Bond.

I could see that. Yeah. I want them to do James Bond, but have a set in the 60s again. I think that would make more sense because with this day and age, all the politics and all them, you know, people are non-binary and stuff.

I think it's better off set in the 60s and everything made sense. Everyone was happy back in the 60s before a walk came along and ruined it. He goes to the lab to meet with Q, but Q just tells them how pedophiles are in the government. Yeah, the villain is just

Malcolm X, yes That was a Q and on joke Did you get that? I did, yeah Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, it was probably shit fucking shit, wasn't it? Come on, I'll show you a picture, I'll show you a video of Charles Milton again, that'll cheer you up there

Look, this handsome boy Anyway, so, Walking Phoenix is going to be in the new Todd Haynes movie It was a 1930s detective movie Kind of like Detective Spider-Man In a way, oh, now I'm bad, Here's my spider web Yeah

But Walking Phoenix co-wrote it Yeah And he wanted to be really gay And they were like You can't make it too gay Because you know You gotta try and sell this

In Qatar Yeah No no make it gay As possible Like I'm talking like NC17 gay Like hardcore Like hardcore fucking

They're like And they had all the sets built It was all ready to go It's all ready to go He's in trailer He's like no And he ran away And now

They had to cancel They couldn't get A different actor because the whole thing you could sell it because it's walking Phoenix and walking Phoenix

is one of the few actors that can sell a movie I mean he's you know not too long we had the Oscar win a few years ago

Joker 2's about to come out you know he's at an all time high but he's going to get proper sued for this like that but he's got history apparently he gets

really bad fright before any role yeah he has a history of like almost like a fucking a dog and a lightning storm

he like runs away from set sometimes have to like coax him back can actors just be normal normal. I really think that, you know, like the days like metad acting and like accepting all these

eccentricities, I think they're long gone because of the internet. All these things were like, I think the last time, remember when Jared Leto played a Joker and all this stuff really, like he sent like a used condom to Margot Robbie, which I approve of actually, yeah, but all this like nails. Like a dead rot with a nail in it. To Will Smith and all that. Yeah. And I think back even a few years he'll be like, oh my God, he's so twist for this. That means it's going to be a better actor. And now there's all these like busy bodies online. They're like, oh, don't send a dead rat to Will Smith.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, the thing is, I mean, it sounds like Wacking Phoenix has this reputation, because, like, you did it with Joker, he did it with Napoleon, but both times they were able to... It sounds like this Todd Haynes character didn't want to,

you know... You're blaming the victim. I am, and I'll do it again. And, you know, you want to talk about victim? Blamein, Wacking Phoenix was literally born and raised in a fucking sex cult in a Californian desert. He is like the ultimate

example of like MK Ultra Trauma Abuse victim from childhood all the way up. It's like okay, you're an actor but you're not as good as your brother. He's the best. You're a dork. Oh, he's dead now. What are you going to do? Wrong son died.

Buffalo soldiers. That's your fucking a... He OD'd from a speedball in the Vipar Room And what do you do? Buffalo soldiers Yeah, nice one pal But then he just walked the line Yeah, yeah

You know, that begins the Renaissance Does someone tell me that Jack Black Was also in kind of like a situation like that? What? Like his parents were also in a weird kind of hippie thing It's very possible I mean, like the thing is I think I heard that Jack Black heard his parents

Having swinging sex Most likely Looked it up Look, California in the 60s and 70s it was all like like the whole kind of sex cult thing was very mainstream and it's an ideology that never really left Hollywood and California the sort of the hedonistic lifestyle very much lends itself to what eventually became you know the AIDS crisis then much later the Me Too movement they're all raping each other they've all got AIDS they're all Democrats and they deserve what they

get oh no it's not weird at all he's looking up there so black when he was a child all right His parents brought him to the family synergy gatherings. Okay. Where everyone was encouraged to bear all in front of each other, even the children. Especially the children. And that's where he wasn't, his surname wasn't originally black, but when they saw his big dick, they're like, call him Jack Black. Huh. I feel like this is something we should know more about Jack Black.

Yeah, I don't know. Jack Black, I really, you know, I don't really give a shit about Tenacious D. like I always kind of like them but as you get older it's kind of weird to still be rapping hard for Tunisia's D but I was quite you know I did not like the fact You didn't like the way they disrespected Trump

No I thought Kyle Gass made a stupid joke it was poorly timed I didn't like the fact that Jack Black sold him out straight away You know why 30 years of friendship and just I'll sell you out in a second If I was in Borderlands

Yeah Are you excited for Borderlands No, it's like the biggest fucking flop of all time. Somebody said it's the worst Kevin Hart movie. Do you know how fucking bad you have to be to be the worst Kevin Hart movie? Somebody saw a night school and it was like, no, this is worse.

Bordalads is worse. Yeah, well, you know what, actually, if you make an inappropriate comment someday, it probably won't happen, but if you ever do, I will stand by you. Yeah. Yes. but yeah uh yeah because the thing is

Jack Black was an awkward situation because all those like film contracts they have like parts of contracts you have to do promotion you can't like I forget the wording now it was basically like you know

don't don't threaten to assassinate the president you know like a morality clause yeah so like for example Arnie Hammer would have broken it when he was a cannibal yeah that would have been yeah because of woke

can't even be a cannibal no more because you've woke Yeah Oh yeah An hour there All right I am very hot I opened the window

But there was noises coming So I closed the window So we're actually making a sacrifice To record this Yes I'm just the design thing I forgot to mention That we can mention

The next episode Hunger Games Yes I watched Hunger Games And the fly Yeah Just actually before we go The Fly

It's even better than I remember Really I've never seen it Really? Yeah. Seriously? It's all gross. Oh, my, it's actually not.

I couldn't believe it. It's all gooey. It's only at the end. He's, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, gooey, juie. And Louie. Yeah. It's Jeff Goldblum as a gooey fly. Uh, hello.

I'm a, uh, fly. I'm going to fly into your asshole. I'm going to, uh, be the Cronenbergh, the turd and the punch bowl. The whole thing is a metaphor. for for AIDS. No, it's not. It is. That's stupid. There's people dying of AIDS. And Cronenberg was like, you know, AIDS bit like turned into a fly, isn't it?

Like being Jewish, ain't it? That's age, ain't it? You know, it's actually really cool. I've been not cynical for a second. Mel Brooks produced The Elephant Man and The Fly. Really? Both films from like... Both Jewish, yes. And you're saying I'm wrong.

No, I'm saying. They're both like weird indie directors that he basically brought into studio systems and then after that they were allowed to make their name afterwards so Mel Brooks did a lot good work he does yeah yeah yeah I like Mel Brooks I've got nothing to argue with here

but anyway watch the fly genuinely watch the fly it's so good it's because the whole thing it's only a monster thing near the very end it starts off it's him doing the experiments it's like you're actually rooting for him right and I was like oh do the experiment And then when he gets the

You know the whole thing When he gets in teleporters A fly in there Yeah, I've seen The Simpsons Yeah But he doesn't turn to a flyista railway At first he's like You know he's normal

He's like Oh it teleports his work And then he starts to get like Addicted to the sugar and stuff And like he's it's a slow thing Right Where he slowly starts falling apart How is that about AIDS though

AIDS victims love sugar That's what caused it I think it's multivitamins Actually that they need but all right yeah well also that's what

RFK says what AIDS it's because of poppers what? Yeah yeah do you actually

say that look up look up AIDS denialism AIDS denialism well what look at that together downstairs yeah

we'll turn off that shitty Wes Anderson film and we're going to look up AIDS denialism

okay yeah I like it sounds like we've got a fun evening planned maybe

maybe we'll get some food in the chipper yeah well have you got food at all. I got a sandwich. You ate that sandwich. No, I didn't. Still there.

I hope. Oh, fuck. You don't think they've eaten my sandwich? Oh, no. I'm fucked if that happens. I'm ruined. And you're in work tomorrow, aren't you? Yeah, I'm working tomorrow. I'm going to sleep on your sofa. So, things are, I turned 35 last week

and I moved back in with my mother. So things are really locking up for all you, cat. Anything cool coming up? Nope. No, not a thing. see this right now this was my this is my big black this is it

this is my highlight of my week this is my EP Oh yeah Oh fuck I can I get alcohol Oh fuck I can't get alcohol now No It's past 10 o'clock

Oh There's probably some booze downstairs I got some coke over there Yeah just yeah Do a few lines of coke Yeah While I try to sleep on your sofa You eat a sandwich

I'll do coke rock and roll that's the end of show all right goodbye