Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 232 : Joker 2

Episode Date: October 19, 2024

Where's Jeffery Jones???

I'm having a good time I ate a burger there Yeah I ate out on the street Yes I was hungry So Okay

I couldn't How far is it From the burger place To the house I mean Like a two minute walk Yeah You honestly

Devoured it Oh I gobbled it Yeah I also I was Did you take the paper off And all these All these teenage girls

Are walking past And they were scared Yeah Yeah Yeah Jesus look at that He's a throat What

Jesus The hoc Toe on him what Yeah we have a lot talk about we're not here to talk

about my burger habits okay we're going to talk about the substance we're not going to talk about mine we sure is

only going to talk about yours we're going to talk about like you know there's a lot of films out at the moment people are talking about the substance and a joke or two

all right well I want to talk about Roman Polanski good yeah good now it's about time

yeah your opinion Roman Polanski you know the way they had the document a while ago what document It was like a petition

Justice for Polanski A lot of people signed it You know Yes, is that what that was? Yeah Okay Would you sign it? Again?

I mean I guess Do you think that'll work? The old John Hancock I'll sign it with my right hand This time I'm a lefty Are you a lefty? No, no no

No It's ironic you're lefty Considering Why Why I don't get that joke What are you talking about But anyway I want to talk about

Yeah, so Polansky I mean He's got a new film out My new I mean It came out like a year ago Called the Palace You've been too afraid to watch it No no

I wanted to watch it But they didn't screen it In the cinema around here The fucking cowards They were showing like Wolverine Deadpool I'm like no one's gonna see that No one cares about that People want to see Polansky

Young D Gen Z Or I don't see Polansky They sure do Now it's Polansky Doin Falky Towers Yes guaranteed moneymaker I mean all I know is I read

the Wikipedia entry about Polanski and I'm thinking classic farcical comedy oh I sleep in auto bed oh no so I think his last film was a very serious film about a guy who was accused of a crime he didn't commit

I think people like that people say Polansky say what you say what you want you know the most recent film of his I've seen was carnage and that's like 2011 but that was good I liked that I can't remember it too

I think I've seen it with you it was well we didn't watch it all here I mean oh well I mentioned it to your roommate who was watching it and then you walked past

while going to take a shit yeah I've seen it too now yeah because that's how you watch films but uh yeah I just like yeah I saw like a second of it so I can probably make it it's like a family and they're angry

like it's like Christmas something isn't I nope it's all wrong right at all wrong it's about two sets of parents who meet up to talk about the fact that one kid is bully and the other kid and it's kate winslet and the moral is don't listen to children yes when they start telling tales yeah yeah and christoph waltz and somebody else but it's good and it's just like a stage play and it's just these four really good actors arguing and drinking and then you know they switch sides it's the dads versus the moms and you know it's a yeah it's a lot of fun it's a lot of fun so you'd recommend that i would yeah i may watch it properly then yeah oh but then you'd be like yeah i watch it it's actually shit and you're a stupid retard i don't think i say that you always say that this one i want to see i want you to watch this i almost don't want to ruin this for you because i want to get your honest take but look you're here now you've no choice okay right i'm going to do it to you very polanski of you

So the palace The palace is a wacky comedy set in 1999 December December 31st 1999 Y2K Exactly yeah

So the millennium is almost over People are freaked about Y2K But there's a wacky German man Who runs the hotel in I don't know Zurich or ever fuck all right Yeah yeah And he's like don't worry All right

We're having a big party and nothing can possibly go wrong and how wrong is he because everything goes wrong in a very farcical sense and it starts off right just how it starts off okay this guy shows up the hotel

and he's like oh I am so hung over after my crazy night I want the keys to my room so we do not have the keys to your room what number 489 that's my room

give me the keys to my room Give me the keys But it is not on the list What? Well, I always go to the Sunset Hotel Sir, this is not The Sunset Hotel Okay

Right He leaves Oh Okay Yeah, so that's it Is that the Ah You know when people say like

It feels like AI wrote something AI does some very good work I think Like AI is way better human attempts at comedy, I feel like, yeah. I even watched the thing recently, this guy was talking about like AI podcasts

where you literally can put in like, okay, Steve Bouchemey, James Earl Jones, and like, you know, the JFK assassination, it's like, hey, I'm Steve Bouchemy, we're here talking about, did he actually do her? Oh, no, I can't do impressions, but like,

you can't do impressions, but like, you can't just do that. Okay. Like this guy was showing like you know they had like

yeah but it's and you're saying it's good it's good you couldn't tell the difference I honestly was like wait

is this like an example of real podcast or just a fake I was like what is going on here is this a trick or something

but yeah you can just easily just like make fake podcast you can do AI make write a comedy movie right now

okay you have AI write a whole season of Doctor Who and they're probably fucking really cool you know and probably respect to fans

but woke nonsense but yeah the point is okay I think AI can do a way better job a comedy than the palace who would be your ideal podcast for AI who would you want to listen to your mother and your father

talk about how they're proud of you and Steve Bouchemies there's I'm Steve Boucherremy I'm proud of you Brian thank you you're the reason I volunteer tear during 9-11. But there's a whole cast of characters. So first of all

Mickey Rourke is playing like a rich American. Yes. And then I'll just get to the most important part. John Cleese is in it. So it's like he's doing Faulty Towers. Yeah. And who knows Faulty Towers best? John Cleese. So he got John Cleese in it. John Cleese

is very fat. Okay. Okay. And he's doing, he's playing a Texan. He's like, How y'all doing? I'm a wealthy Texan. I'm here with my new, my hot wife. And it's like a very large woman. I think that's Plansky's idea of a joke.

Uh-huh, right. Like, look how hot she is. She is a big heifer, but he says she is beautiful. He obviously has dementia and is retarded. If he think pig is worth fucking. She wouldn't even fit in a hot tub. Maybe a hot tub of butter. I'm going.

No, he doesn't say that. That was my AI version of Polansky. The funny thing is, okay, so it's set up that he married her last year. And the part of his will says they have to marry for one year before she gets all his money. If he dies before the year is up, she gets no money. that's like the kind of set up you're like what's going to happen so he dies before the year

and then weekend at Bernie's yes they can't ruin the fun sorry can you have just play along James what happened you won't guess this now you won't guess this now

he dies while having sex for her and his cock gets stuck in her no I didn't yeah yeah his penis gets stuck in her because this isn't the lore of the palace. His

cock, Stephen, not Stephen, John Cleese's cock is so massive it gets stuck in women. Is that right? Rigamortus. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, this has happened before. So you know what? He's had his cock stuck in... You know what they have to do? The wacky kind of hotel manager

has to get like a needle and poke his cock so it bleeds, all the blood bleeds out. Oh my God, really? Yeah, yeah, that's what happened. That is grotesque. It's like, Cronenberg, shit. It's worse than he's in the substance. Say that now.

Fuck him out. So it's like, also, John Cleese is shit. This is so hilarious. Oh, I must have been smoking bogs when I wrote these shit. He watched Wayne's World. Like, I want to make something funny like Wayne's World. So it's like, it's dead John Cleese naked, all right? Yeah.

And they're poking his cock to get this large woman off his car. And they're, wait, no, are they poking it at the base? Are they going into her vagina? the base, yeah. Right. So it shrivels up inside her and you can slide out

with, like, lube. Wow. Also, John Cleese has bought a penguin for his beloved. So the penguins run around the hotel as well.

Like, quack, quack, quack. Wow. So this really is just Polanski thinking he's like being wacky

and his version Freddy got fingered, all right? And then they have to, like you guessed James, all right? Yeah. You are the master of these things.

They have to Nobody knows necrophilia better than me They put on fake shades And a big cigar in his mouth And they bring him around They're like Ha ha he's wasted

You know I was like There's something very strange About that man Like His cock looks like Something he's balking with a pin There's still blood

Just bleeding out of his like crotch You know And then like the penguin Slips in the blood You know very wacky And there's other stuff as well That we'll even get into Like

The only thing I was just laughing at it. So the penguins running around, all right? There's also a little dog as well owned by a wacky, rich woman. And, you know, the whole film happens. The very last scene of the movie

is the dog fucking the penguin. Oh. And that is the last scene of the movie. And that might be the last thing Polanski ever produces. That's the end of his career. Yeah, the guy did Chinatown Rosemary's baby. He's like, how do I want to be

remembered and it's like it's a bad CGI dog just humping a penguin and the penguin is like not into it. Oh. Yeah the penguins like, help me. That's the funny. That's the comedy aspect of it. Yes. I was shocked by how

bad it looked like even all the exterior shots of the hotel are like 2002 CGI like Scorpion King double CGI. I mean because he's not, you know he's basically he's on the wrong

he's a fugitive you know the only people who are finance in his movies are like third rate human traffickers in Czechoslovakia it's funny that like you know the way like sometimes people will work with like a bad director

like what's the name of Russell name the director who did like Amsterdam there David O Russell David O'Russell David O'Russell Bad Man Yes but a lot of people

in his films in the past have won Oscars yeah So people go like, oh, look, I'll deal with the bad PR again if I do. And even fucking Taylor Swift was in a David Russell movie. She was in Amsterdam. Oh, wow. Like big names.

Did she have much of a partner? Not that much now, but big names are like, oh, he's done all this good stuff. He done three kings. I have to say yes to him, you know. He did eye heart Huckabies. This can't miss. Taylor Swift's like, I need some. My big break.

Yeah. I'm still a struggling artist I need that fucking I you know Silver Lines playbook you know all that and so Jennifer Lawrence all them

they're all like okay I'll take the hit all right yeah yeah with Roman Polanski this stage like you said you have to go on the run

you have to meet up with him and like some fucking a Wendy's somewhere and like can we film the movie yeah go into the bathroom

we'll film it like it's a whole fucking cloak and dagger you're not gonna win anything it's not like but like

even like John Cleaves like he's kind of like you know he only had a little bit of a career in Hollywood never really much you know Monty Python is always his big thing and over in England he's kind of ruined his reputation because he's on G.B. News

talking about you know mostly trans people and Rob Schneider mostly that and he said Roy Schneider he wishes yeah well actually it's changed subject for a minute to hear rumors about the new Nolan movie Nolan's shooting a new movie soon, okay?

And there's all these rumors for what it's going to be. At first, people were saying it was a remake of the Prisoner. You ever hear about The Prisoner? No. Prisoner is a classic kind of 60s TV show. You know the whole, like, I am a man, I am not a number. You ever hear of that? Okay, yeah.

The Simpsons made fun of it. You know, like, The Simpsons where Homer, the gas knocks him out and the bubble chased him. He's on the island and all the eccentric. That's the prisoner. Oh, yeah. I never got what that was. And I remember thinking, I hope this doesn't get explained to me

by some skinny autistic in my future. Whereas I'm like, I can't wait to explain this to someone. They'll probably love and respect me about. Starring Patrick Magoon. So the prisoner. So the prisoner. What was that bubble in the show? It was like a weird kind of device he had.

It was like a machine or something like that. It's a weird technology. the 60s had a lot of this kind of stuff because it was a superstar leak into the BBC and they're starting to do like why don't we do a weird thing

so the whole thing is he's a spy he's doing spy stuff he wakes up on a island and they're like you're in the village now and he's like I want to leave like that's not an option

and turns out the whole village is just to be like ex spies they're like we can't like let you retire so we're just going to dump you on an island now

and we're just kind of like We let you have your little kind of make-believe world, you know, like, we're not going to kill you, obviously, you know. It's kind of a cool concept, and there's a lot of, like, weird, trippy stuff. I'll be honest, I haven't seen the whole thing, I'll be honest. It was kind of like Twin Peaks before Twin Peaks, you know. Right, okay. And they'd be like little things going on in the town. It'd be kind of like little storylines.

And it's a BBC thing. It was a British thing. Maybe, let me double check. It might be ITV anyway, but, like, it was a British thing. It lasted for one season, and it ended, a very famous ending. where I won't say, well, basically it ends really trippy and weird. There's no like

conclusion. It kind of ends with like he, there's a man who's like running everything and he pulls the mask off and it's himself and he's like, wha! And it's like all visual, weird, trippy, fucking like 2001 of Space Odyssey style of visuals. Okay, so it's very, I imagine David Lynch probably creamed

when he watched it. Yeah, it's ITV I believe, yeah, yeah. But it's just like and then, oh my God, you lymies are freaks. as fuck oh I'm gonna come I'm gonna meditate I'm transcendental in right now and then apparently

Nolan's a big fan of it because it's all like 60s spy shit and then weird visuals like he'd have a lot of fun with that yeah yeah and he was trying for years to remake it and it wasn't really coming at working out so people were saying it might be that other people saying that's not right at all anyone who says that is gay

sure prove me wrong can I ask where are you getting the inside track here where are you getting all the goss

I go to suck it off Jonathan Nolan again I told you not to do that he's bad for you Brian just to get new please make more

Westworld please so the other rumor is this seems to be more rumorific this seems to be

more truthful okay is that he's really inspired by a movie called Blue Thunder which is about an evil helicopter Yes It's about a helicopter What did they make a movie

This was like a plane The same concept Like the plane is like A jet pilot or something The jet fighter Oh what? No, I don't know I think they did

Yeah so basically is like They make a state of the air helicopter There's Herbie the love bug Yes it's herbie the love bug But a helicopter Basically the helicopter is like But they So, you know, it's kind of a kind of classic tale

It was like, I think the helicopter's programmed Like stop crime It's like, humans cause crime I must destroy humans You know, something like that It's like kind of a trailer about Roy Schneider And I think The rumours is going to be something like that

It's going to be all about helicopters Because Nolan loves helicopters Does he? Oh, he loves them, yeah, yeah I bet he does He actually hates Kobe because Kobe ruined the good name you've ruined rape and helicopters

my two favorite things what we're talking about let's just move on something else there I feel like we've been a scatter gun there What was that? That was, what did you start talking about? I don't know I feel like one of those episodes

where I'm just talking at you too much, right? And then you try and say something funny I'm like, stop. Shut up! Have you seen Blue Thunder? Have you seen the prisoner? No, you haven't. So you can't contribute, can you?

So shut your fucking mouth It's disrespectful You fucking idiot Let's talk about something you haven't seen The substance I love this I thought it was really cool You haven't seen it have you

I haven't but I've heard It's totally effed up Dude I think the marketing kind of turn me off a bit Because all the It's like It's so F star star K I and G messed up

Yeah It's so freaking insane It's so positive and supportive of women so basically Demi Moore plays a big disgusting 50 year old woman

like she's 50 and she's oh wait the palace that's what you were talking about oh the palace yeah sorry well no this is Demi Moore okay Demi Moore she is an former big name right she won an Oscar for King Kong

years of ago, like in the 90s, right? Oh, my God. But now she's 50. She's doing an exercise show on TV. Like Richard Simmons. She's a husband. Yeah, yeah. But at least the show is popular, you know?

Yeah. And she's like, come on, girls, work it, you know? Come on, kind of like, is it a Peloton? I think they do like classes or like that. Yeah, yeah. And the guy who I fucking love in this film, okay, Quaid. No, not Randy Quaid.

I wish. No, no, no. For all of you people who got excited there. Dennis Quaid. Yeah. Who is pretty cool because he just endorsed Donald Trump.

It's funny that he's doing like, the substance and Reagan are out at the same time. And they're very different films, I would say. And I'd love it if some people are like, I want to see the Reagan movie and they go to the substance instead. I'm pretty cool, yeah. Also, the way around. I guess this is about Nancy's, how she came to power.

It's pretty historically accurate. great. So I love Dennis Quaid and this is so disgusting he's called Harvey in it and he's like proper like yeah 50

like he is apparently he's meant to Ray Leota and then Ray Leota died but I couldn't imagine Ray Leota doing this because Dennis Quay is giving us so much energy I don't know how old Dennis Quaid is

but he's proper like He's 70 is he? Yeah holy fuck He looks amazing he's doing so much and so much

little kind of physical comedy even like you know like if a girl walked past instead of like looking around he's like turning his head like he's doing like annamaniac style acting like

hello nurse yeah yeah he's doing all this like oh you know like swing I'm gonna sploos she and my pantaloons yes you are and he's like proper monster and he's like

50 bleh we can have that on my network makes me sick just ticking about her get rid of her yes and she's in the toilet being like they're probably talking about me so she's sad okay and she meets this kind of guy who's like a nerd he's like hey do you remember me we went to school together i know you of course big star gee whiz i can't believe it be such a long time so get away from me you know sure he's like oh well everyone have tea with me let me know sure yeah right yeah and then she

goes home like that's gonna happen she goes home okay She's all sad and all. She hears about a drug going around Hollywood called a substance. Right. All right. And the whole thing is you inject yourself and it makes you younger. Okay. Like, this sounds great.

No side effects whatsoever. So she meets a doc. Oh, are you sure about that, brother? Can I say, by the way, I was listening to a pod. I was back in Carlo a few days ago and I started listening to a podcast. And I don't want to say the name because I actually do like the guys. Do you know them? No, I don't know.

But that one guy in it, he keeps being sarcastic. And I was, I had to stop Because he's so, it's so unfunny It's so like, hmm And Tarantinos include Feet scenes, does he? You know, it's all that kind of stuff Is this an Irish podcast?

No, no, it's not, yeah. It's such a sad, who is it? Oh, it's Will Sloan. It's the important cinema club podcast. Oh. You know, like Michael Nuss? Yeah, no. Yeah, okay, right, well, anyway,

it's like, oh, anyway, it's like, hmm, explosions in Michael Bay movie? You know, it's like, oh, that was like, a fuck off, all right? So he's, uh, yeah. Yeah, I like that. Terrible, yeah. cool guy where he gets mad box dude but anyway so the she takes it and there's all these rules

for a substance and where does she get it from a doctor a mysterious doctor with a birthmark a young doctor with a birthmark all right okay so then Brian just winked at me there that's unrelated I'm not sure what was that for but all right so she the rules are okay you take the substance take the you turn young for seven days but after seven days you must go back to your old's life anymore and you'll have side effects freaky deaky side effects

you can only use it once seven days that's it no and then go back and forth Oh you can go back and forth You like keep injecting that obviously But the freakiness starts off Okay it's not like she just turns into Marker Qualey

The younger version of herself What happens is she goes Like that and her back opens up and Margaret Qualey bursts out of her back kind of like alien, okay? It's very gruesome, is it? Yeah, yeah, and naked, all right?

So she bursts out of Demi Moore's back. Fully naked? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, they didn't post sergeant like have a bunch of goo cover in her quad, right? I want to see it. I paid good money. Yeah, no, I don't know.

I paid good money to watch us illegally. I want to see some backs. on the dodgy box honestly is a real box I'm watching on the dodgy box and I'm pushing me fire stick what way hey

let ourselves go Hector's gone uncut Hector's gone blue so the whole thing is those there's some rules here now so when Margaret Qualey's

walking around Demi Moore is like basically a husk all right but you still got to keep injecting the body. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And then after seven days

how's it work now? Yeah, after seven days, all right? She kind of like merges back into Demi Moore. And is Demi Moore's consciousness in Margaret Qualey's? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's empty. Like Demi Moore is just like a biscuit dead body, all right? But then after seven days, he don't take it.

You kind of lie down and your consciousness goes back into Demi Moore and now there's a dead Marco Qualey there and you got to inject her keep her life for seven days and you go back and forth. That's how it works right, right, right, right. Like the booster with the COVID vaccine. When I took my booster

I was like, well I be Margaret Qualey, Daddy. The doctor's like, don't call me. I don't know where to start. So she does it and of course immediately, well I liked what this film is it's basically all her

fault. They tell her the rules. She's like, okay, how about I become Mark Quilly for two weeks? They're like, no, and you can't do that. She's like, can't hear you. And she's like, I'm too busy being fuckable.

So she immediately gets the, the job that Demi Moore used to have, you know. Okay. She's like, I'm a new girl and Randy Quaid's like, oh yeah, keep saying. That's my auto-corracking myself. I mean, look, we all wanted to be Randy quid. Yeah, whenever we're talking about, you know,

James Bond when Randy quaid, I mean, you, Crick. Randy Quaid injects himself with the substance and Dennis Quaid crawls out of him, even though Randy's the younger of the two. Sorry, I was just drinking there. So the whole point is, okay, she overuses it. She goes like, let's

say, 10 days, because I'm too much fun. Sure. So when she turns back in Demi Moore, Demi Moore's got like a weird finger. Ah. So it actually hurts Demi Moore's body. Okay. So, of course, now she is like, oh, I don't want to be Demi Moore.

Yeah. I'll just be Margaret Qualey more. So she's Marguer for like three weeks. She comes back and like her, she's got like a fucking like floppy arm,

you know? Right. She's all weird or right. She's like, oh no. And they call. Again, they give her all these outs during the film.

She calls up the company. Like, oh yeah, just stop doing it and you'd be grand. You can't reverse your arm. But if you keep doing it, it's going to get worse. So don't do it. She's like,

but I got it. But I want to be a big star again. It's always like, you know, she's like, okay, I won't do it, but then Dennis Quaid's like, uh, hell, yeah, Dennis Quaid, yeah, I got to write this time. Dennis Quaid's like, oh, good for me. Dennis Quay's like, hello, you wouldn't be interested in the Emmys, would you?

He's like, oh, you know, so he's like doing all this stuff, right? And then later on... Of course, we're going to have to get you into wardrobe and make sure your pussy's tight. Oh, uh, don't worry, I'll... What's, well, I thought it was funny is, uh, so she, when she's just like macro quailing now for like three weeks, all right? Right.

And it's a really funny bit where, like, she's, like, perfect, right? and she's like dancing and all that and there's like a camera guy be like there's something wrong with her ass look at her ass she's like well no it's nothing wrong like something wrong with her ass something wrong with her ass

no no it's not and then like she like goes into the dressing room and her ass is kind of like flopping out a bit it's like you know this it's like almost like it's getting saggy in real time

she's getting like the ass of like an 80 year old really yeah yeah and then like and then you're like why is this turning me on more oh no I gotta go to the old folks home

with just a paper mashe head of Margaret Qualey Grandma just stop struggling So then like she goes back into Demi Moore And now Demi Moore's proper like Not like complete disgusting But she is kind of like you know She's all kind of she's my older

She's now she now Demi Moore looks about 70 Let's say real wrinkly fucking face You know she got real like Mr. Byrne's face I know Susan Sarandon's in her 70s and she definitely get it heck even Dennis Quaid did get it

Well he looks 80 And I'm only half gay Most of the day She looks 80 She looks really old That's the point Okay And she's like

John please And she's almost like so sad She's like she's gonna go on a date With that nerd she may And she chickens out with that She's like I can't even She got like real like What do you call them like

A wonky elbow She got like floppy Bingo wings Bingo wings And all that that, you know. Good, good work. Yeah, good work with making her, I wonder, actually

yeah, good work with that. I've said the whole work with her, and Demi Moore is very good and what's great is, then she keeps doing it, and she goes full on Quasimoto. Really? She turns to a humpback. She's like, Well, me, what's wrong, Mr. Moore? And I've decided

I'll fuck you now, heard from high school. I'm still pretty, right? And she's like, oh, fuck. And And then what's funny is, like, there's, like, guys that, like, you know, Margaret Qualey's banging her eye. She's like, I'll be with you in just one minute. And she just has to run inside it. And she's like, turns into Dane Moore's like, meh.

It's like, hey, babe, you okay? Just washing up, you should go home. Like, meh. She's, like, vomiting and all, like, meh. Okay. And she then she's like, oh, I can't keep doing this, all right? Right. So she calls up and they're like, okay, there's like a fail safe you can do where you take this, all right?

And they'll, like, flush out. you're not going to repair yourself alright but it will unconnect you to the Magro Crayley one and you'll be able to live alright you'll get another 10 years or so as

quasi-moto and she's like oh that's great maybe Sebastian Stan will do a movie with you and you'll get the palm to ore no they didn't even get that they lost a kneecap fuck it hell Sebastian Stan does a film with

Rocky Dennis 2.0. And he should be wearing a Balaclap. And they lose to a bunch of pill-popping provol. The Balaclap is not big enough

for him. But like, yeah, so she starts doing it, okay? So she takes this thing and it's like, you have to take like, you know, you have to take like four injections, something like that.

Right. But you chickens out after two, okay. And then like her like, something goes wrong, alright, and basically she splits herself. Okay. So the, the Markle Crayley wakes up.

Oh. Yeah. So now they've split themselves. There's two separate people now. Oh. And what I loved is, she's like a humpback being like, bleh, bleh. And then Markle is like, perfect. She's like, and just start smashing Demi Moore's face off the wall and smash their brains to pieces.

Wow. Yeah. So now Demi Moore's been defeated, all right? Marco Qualey's like, I'm guess it'll be hot forever now. yeah and she's just got the new year's eve show coming up right she's gonna be the big dancer for her and she's like oh this is great and she's like oh can't wait to do it and then she's going to her right and her teeth start falling out oh and then sure her like start lump start appealing all that and she goes proper like um do you remember in robocop when the guy gets hit by the car yes she turns into that

that's awesome and what's so funny is and like it's it's like it's not believable but you always she actually does get she's a big blob monster yeah she gets a cardboard cut out face of margaret qualey and just puts it on her so she's like she's a big blob it's like how out she's so they're all for the award show and again it's not really realistic because like yeah yeah obviously we've seen her but it's like who cares you know like and i think it's very kind of dream like in that sense they're not going for readers and so in the context of this film they're all set up okay they're all like and your host margaret qualey all right And Dennis Quay is like

I can't wait to see his piece of ass here And then she's like Like a slug coming on Like bleh Yeah like that Who cast Lina Dunham What is going on here? And you know it's funny

Someone tell Eddie Brian to go home You know what's really funny So she starts talking I laughed at her like Something wrong with this And then it's like a Simpsons gag And then the carboard Cut Out mask falls off

And they're like Oh my God God, it's a monster. And then there's some reason at the award show, there's a guy with a baseball bat who just smashes her face in. That's hilarious. And just smashes her to death.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, when she's a big blob monster, right? Demi Moore's face on her back. Oh. Demi Moore's like, okay, I'll help me! Yeah. And then when they... Don't forget about me! When they smash,

Mark O'Reilly's head to pieces, yeah. the the bit of skin flap that has like demi moore's face starts like slinking away oh god this is insane and then like melts yeah so it's like just fucking insanely yeah and even like another thing is when they smash macro qualey's head the blood covers the entire audience like it is like a super soaker wow like it's like what firemen have like it just sprays the entire audience. It's way over the top on purpose.

And I respect it. I liked how good it was. And people were like, oh, it's such an important film about beauty standards. Like, yeah, it is kind of. But like, it's also just fucking freaky on purpose. Yeah, she's an old rancid bitch.

And someone smashes her with a bloody hammer. It's brilliant. Yeah. Like, the filmmaker is like a big fan. The woman who did it. She's like a big fan. Woman. I know, yeah. What? But she's a big fan of Lynch.

and stuff like that and Cronenberg I think she's having sometimes they're having fun making it you're like oh this is bad but this one you're like they're having fun and I'm having fun as well I'm liking this yeah

you saw it in the cinema did you? No no I saw my laptop Oh yeah Did you find a good version I did yeah Now a black man kept I've told you about the black man before I haven't I yeah

I won't go on the details about that but there's a black man who keeps showing up and he keeps offering me money There's no amount of substances that will take him away So the man, he shows up, this is in the screen, this is not real, by the way, James. So he shows up during the film.

And offers you money. Yeah. He says, if you gamble with this website, you're going to win all this, this big lump of cash. What website is it? Because I tell you, Brian, I could use a big lump of cash. It's called, like, it's literally something like gamble now, money, money win. Yeah. Dot Africa.

Those are all good things. Those are all good things. Money.Crypto. You are going to win. Dot gay conversion therapy. Okay. I'm like, ooh, come on. Two birds, one stone.

I guess I'm winning and my family's winning. We're all winning. So the substance, two thumbs up from Brian O'Toole. Two thumbs up from Brian O'Too. Okay. Some people are like, it's sexist. I honestly don't know how you could say it's sexist.

Right. Hey, maybe if you think it's sexist, no offence to you. Yeah. But I would look down. on you, I think, yeah. He who smelt it, dealt it, my friend.

Now, I also watched Joker. Folly Adieu. And I was thinking about this. I was trying to be all smart about Joker there. This is what my take was now. The first film, the interesting, it was all about the reaction to it.

It was interesting. You forget, they had armed guards outside cinemas. Yeah. People thought there was going to be mass murder. Yeah, they thought it was going to going to, like, spark an in-cell revolution.

Yeah, yeah. Basically thought it was going to be January 6th, essentially. Which is just kind of, you know, it does go to show how warped some people's minds are that they legitimately thought that that could incite anything. Yeah, yeah, they thought... Some taxi driver, king of comedy, rip-off, you know, like it was whatever. And since... It was fine.

I really didn't like it. Because I'm a purist. I read the comics. Okay. So I know what Joker should be like, you know? I was like, Joker should be getting raped by Brendan Gleason. And that's not in Joker 1. I was very upset.

But then Joker 2 redeemed it. So I didn't like Joker 1. You loved it, didn't you? No. You died their hair orange. Oh, Brian, come on. No, come on. You're not very good at that, are you?

When I do it to you, it works. But then when you try to flip it on me. No, it's just funny, I see your face. I thought it was good, but not great. I didn't hate it as much as you did. I thought Joaquin was good in it I thought there were some funny moments in it but yeah overall it was

a lot of hype I think it annoyed me because I saw it with people and then after it was like oh what powerful portrayal mental illness oh I was so good and people like that was the scariest film ever seen and all that I bet you didn't voice your real opinions

to those people no no you it you're here with me and then you tried a big dick me like you loved it didn't you had you big queer I didn't say that. I don't know, Brian. And I'm like, yeah, James.

So they were all saying that. I was like, oh, fuck you. It's actually rip off a King of Comedy. I whipped out my DVD of King of Comedy. Yeah. Signed by Al Pacino. And then I was like, there you go. By the way, Al Pacino, you know, his son is like 16 months.

He divorced his wife there. What? Yeah, Al Pacino, he's like 80. Love is dead? Yeah. His 30-year-old wife divorced him, I think, or left him. Oh. And they have a 16-month son.

And he doesn't live with a son. his son texts him every now and again his 16 month old son text him yeah yeah yeah Jesus and he's like

that's he's it's hell oh but anyway back to so I didn't like Joker 1

right I thought it was bad and I would love to see I want you to watch this some stage because I want you to tell me

what makes these films different because to be honest with you I cannot really tell a difference between these two films

and I think as time goes by I'm going to get them very mixed up in my head the first and second one yeah I think I'm going to a lot of the scenes are going to get jumbled

and be like yeah Harvey Dent was in the first film wasn't he like I'll get mixed up in that sense yeah because they're very you think they're like

very similar whereas everyone is like well even like so in my opinion okay is even like the whole second film is all about

what happened the first film it's all about the court case relating to that right and they have like flashbacks stuff and like uh they have like it's so much about the first film okay i see uh like joker

doesn't do anything jokerish in it it's all like like steve coogan be like and tell me about that day that you shot him and then like you shot robert in a row yeah yeah and he describes what he did in the first film it's all that yeah well that's even that sounds like it's it would be annoying because like we're already seen all this. Yeah, it feels more like an epilogue. It's like the whole second film, if you cut out Lady Gaga, you could cut it down about 10 minutes, I think,

and just stick it at the end of the Joker 1. Yeah. And I think, yeah, same effect. So what is it that people don't like about it? The music? I don't know. The music or not, I don't know, because it's more the same, my opinion. So it's like, Joker, Arthur Fleck,

he's in prison, and it's all the build up to his court case, all right? Right. And he's, only real kind of companion is Brendan Gleason and Brendan Gleason's like the prison guard who bullies him is like tell us a joke there Joker Ah go on Joker

Don't know joke there Ah he's not feeling funny Is he lads Ha ha ha ha ha Rapid booze well And then Joker's real quiet Okay But then he walks past

There's like a music Therapy group Alright In prison Yeah yeah Oh no well Arkham's like a mental Mentals too Yeah

And he walks past a girl called Lee as in Harley and she's played by Lady Gaga Right She's a therapist Yeah and he

No no she's an inmate Oh wow Yeah Oh Yeah Continuity Oh I see you're angry Yeah I was angry as well

James In the comic She said no Is she what is she in the comics Is she originally a doctor Yeah Yeah She's the Joker's therapist

And she falls in love with him Because he's so dream He's so sexy Yeah Wow you're a skinny Mentally ill freak Who's never got pussy and murdered your own mother?

Yes, that's right, my dear. And you're a clown. So I think a problem I had with it, okay, is that I felt the musical elements do not propel, propane. They don't move to plot

along, okay? So if it was like, and they're not original songs either. Really? Yeah. They're just like, it's a jukebox musical. That's why it's a me people like, it's a musical. It's like not really. It's like, they just do

musical sequences, but it's not an actual musical. So what what songs do they do? Just random old-timey songs like, that's entertainment. Oh wow. Like when you're a clown, you know, like that kind of, yeah, or like a lot of them are so generic, I can't even remember.

When you're smiling, yeah, yeah, yeah, or like what's that? Yeah, or like, walk up, shut down in May. What's the, what's the? Yeah, that's the, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's all like old-timey songs like that. It's what all the people say.

It's all 50s songs, but they don't move the plot along. So let's say it's like, he sees Harley, and then they do a song, and it's like, and then after he's like, hi, my name's Joker. Oh, I know your name. What I will like this, if it was something were like, they break out prison as like, to break out a prison, I got a plan, and I don't give a damn, you know, something like. You're a woman and I'm a man. Yeah, if it was something like that

I think if I actually wish Even if it was like dumb musicals Get like Trey Parker and Matt Stone To write a few songs, you know, do like that You bring the rope and I'll bring the tape And Brendan Gleason will bend me over And rake me in my ass After music has

All right pal, what's the booze I working for the foes You're messed up in the bloody head. I think people like you should be dead rapid pose Actually, Brendan Cleason doesn't sing That's another thing I wish I wish that like They had the whole cast join in and it

You know But it's all kind of stuff for like Let's say They're watching a report about the Joker Okay And it's like Yes, Arthur Fleck known as a Joker Is scheduled to be in court today

Next week And what will happen to the man Who people call who has become a local hero to people all over Gotham City you know that kind of stuff like hey Joker what do you think about that

you know it's all that okay booboo-bo do do do do so he does the whole song and it's like we cut back to Norm was like hey Joker why do you think about that it's like oh

yo motherfucker answer me you just like spaced out for like six minutes and shit fuck your problem is blood yeah it's just like that kind of it's like oh so it kind of

like we just wasted some time there there's nothing happens really so let's say it's like he's there he talks to his attorney the attorney's like don't do any Joker stuff okay and then he talks like Steve Coogan

and Steve Coogan's like yeah I'm you know Gotham City News hard talk what Joker why do these things because I'm misunderstood it's a shame now that it wasn't an Alan partner

I'm here with a mentally insane spastic. What's wrong with you? Why do you behave the way you do? Do you not realize the people like you are a drain on the National Health Service? Well, Alan. And then he sees Lynn and he's like, oh, when you're smiling. Oh, Lynn. You're falling in love with the mentally ill spastic.

So Lady Gaga. Can you believe you never had a cup of beans? You never had a joker, you never had a cup of beans, man. No, I never have. Oh, why are you good to have a cup of beans, man? You know, like, everybody has fantasies about, like, just getting in your car and driving through a bloody playground and everyone does, but you've got to lock it down

and make sure you don't act on a pal. Well, thank you. What the fuck says there again? Michael. Michael. Yeah, but, like, Steve Kugan just nodding in it. All these people are wasted. Lady Gaga's waist as well.

Yeah. There's a twist later on. It was like, that could be something, but it's not, all right? So the whole thing is, they're building up to the case.

What about the rape? We'll get to that in a second. No, no, no. That's every film. I'm talking about Dumbo. Oh, I should don't see the Lantings, but I don't rape your elephant, boy.

Oh, I can't think. I'm cooking now. Okay, so they're building up to the court case. This is actually really stupid now. I think I realize now why it's so bad. So they go to court, all right? And like the judge is like, nah, we're going to have a normal court case here,

no craziness, all right? And then the first case, it kind of goes badly. They bring out Zizi Beats, you know, the girl from the first one. And they bring out the little fella from the first one as well. Oh, it's a little munchkin chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all these guys are like, you know...

What about Brian Callan? No. Oh, Sam Morel? No, they don't know. They bring out those two for one scene each. And it's just like Zazy Beats, like... So he taught he was your girlfriend, yes. But then it turned out he actually wasn't...

No, sorry. He thought he was your boyfriend. But then it turned out he actually wasn't your boyfriend. He just hallucinated it. And she's like, yes. He goes, there you go. The joke, the case rests. Abjection, Your Honor.

I used to watch her get undressed and jerk myself off and that's pretty much a 21st century relationship but that's like that's as we saw that already so it's just like remember that thing in the first film

and then the little fella like he kills someone there in the apartment and then like he scared you and then you left the apartment yes couldn't reach the bloody door handle could you

because you're only about knee eye to a grasshopper in you it was a very traumatic time but then like the Joker makes an appeal also one thing annoys me they keep calling him Joker not their Joker

I don't know why but this really or it's like hey Joker none of that Joker so like um Joker makes an appeal so he's allowed wear makeup in court and the judge is like I've allowed you to wear makeup but no silly business Joker

don't turn this thing with circus all right, Joker? And the Joker's like, hmm, may I approach the bench, you're at her? And he's just on a pogo stick, boing. No, he does actually go like,

let me approach the bench. How y'all doing? I'm no big city lawyer. He does like a southern accent, all right? How much of this was improv, do you think? Just Wachene going off the dome? Do you honestly, most of the time,

Wachene's just somber and it's the press emo joker and this. A lot of just him, like, staring. Like, looking off to, standing in the rain. We've all been there, folks. Spoking a cigarette, but his hand is in a weird shape. Like, oh, okay, give him the Oscar, I suppose.

And then, some of our stuff happens. Harvey Dent is the guy who's trying to put him down, you know, arrest him. So Harvey Dent's a young hot shot lawyer. And then, what happens next? basically he's fall in love with Harley Quinn all he cares about

is Harley Quinn now alright And then And she love her back Yeah yeah yeah She loves them And then they have They watch a movie in prison

Yeah And Harley Quinn's like Oh guess what I got a plan So she burns something All right She's let's some paper And fire

So the prison goes in fire And they all like run away Okay And I was like Oh they're on They're broken out of jail now So it's like Prison break

Yeah, exactly. It's like Bonnie and Claude is like, you know, like true romance. It's going to be like these two, this crazy couple, you know, on the run, you know, natural born killers, all that stuff again. But all they do, okay, so the prison's on fire, Gotham's on fire. They do a little dance, musical number, okay? And then the fire brigade comes and they go back to prison. Oh, that's. Yeah, that's it, yeah. That's frustrating. That's what I mean, yeah. But then later on, so later on we find out actually that Lee actually, put herself in the asylum. She voluntarily put her, she, what do you call, logged herself in. Oh, so she's just white woman Instagram. I have anxiety. No, she did it because she wanted to meet the Joker. Oh, I see. She loves the Joker, yeah. And they have sex.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Do you see it? Yeah, do it. You literally see the, literally, this is this the whole thing, he goes like, uh, eh, eh, eh, yes. That was the best sex you've ever

had. was, Joker, thank you. Thank you, Joker. Yeah, I'm gonna fleck all over you. So it's like about three seconds, like, eh. I don't really, like,

when I saw Caesar Romero, you know, like, yeah, when I see the people play Joker and pass, I was like, you know, Heat Legend and all that, like, Jack Nicholson.

Yeah, what do you look like post-coitus, you know, like, mid-com, what do you look like, you know, you know, you want to bust nuts?

Come on, let's butt-nuts. Hey, that's good Hey, all right So, but then The kind of thing is, okay That he, while in court He insults the guards

He's like, you know, the guards are ugly And they beat me, okay? And they're fat and smelly And probably gay podcasters So Brendan Glees is like, Brendan Glees is like, I'll sort you out, yeah? And him the guards, Now they don't employ, they don't show the rape

But people say it's implied, I think it's almost more than implied It's like they bring him in And they pull his pens down And it's like his face like down the bed The next shot is him like crying with his ass up Like So I mean like what do you

What What's that meant to mean? You know Just a little air horn Falls out of his ass I mean that's more than imply Yeah, that's more than a plot. You know what?

I've actually worked it out. You know what? I think happened there with some sexual violence. It's like, we didn't see full-on penetrations. I don't know what happens. But I'm in Edison. Yeah. And then, so next little bit, we'll wrap this up real quick, all right?

So then he goes to jail and after they raped the Joker out of him. Yeah. That's literally what happens. Oh, that's all he needed. Yeah, yeah. That's all any mentally ill person needs. All right. Goodbye.

up the jacksaint. So he goes to court the next day. He's like, you know what? I'm not the Joker. I'm just Arthur Fleck. I did these things that I wanted attention. I'm not even mad. I'm just narcissistic and I'm just weak and lonely.

And I'm a miserable person. And I deserve to be put in jail forever. Anyone who likes me is a worthless and a loser. And then they're like, well, okay. Mr. Joker, I said... Sounds like he enjoyed what the guards did to. I was like, I get to do that every day. I need to be locked up with Brendan and police and everything.

It's all you're all right. Harley Quinn's like, but, but awful, what about me? No, you're not fat and Irish enough for me. Oh, here's thing, you know, Harley Quinn? Yeah. She's in the stands listening to this and she's disgusted. She's like, I believe in you. I taught you were a Joker, but you're just some guy.

Yeah. Oh, I can't be with you anymore. She leaves. Okay? So now the last day of. court. The judge is about lifting the gavel like I, Joker declare you go. And the whole courtroom

blow, so the wall blows up right. And then Harvey then gets half his face blown off. Right. That's pretty cool, isn't it? Yeah. For real heads, like the Batman heads like us, we know what's going on. And then Joker runs away. Oh. Yeah. And he meets some guys who are Joker fans. Like, oh, get in the car. We blew up that

place. Yeah. And then the car crashes and Joker runs to the steps and Harley Quinn's there, you know the famous steps? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, where he did the dance to the Pino song. Yeah, yeah. And then Harley Quinn's like, I don't love you anymore. I'm pregnant and I don't love you.

And he punches her down the steps. No, she leaves and he's like, okay, I want to be arrested. So he gets arrested again and he's put in jail. And then the final... Brendan Glees said okay. Brendan Glees's like, oh! The first time was practice. And then the final bit is like Brendan Glee sorry, Walking Phoenix is in prison

and he's like, hey, Joker, there's someone wants to talk to you. And he's like, okay, as a guy there, he's like, hey Joker, I got a joke for you. And he tells the joke and the punch and he's like, oh, this says something stupid like, hey, what happens when a guy walks into a bar and says he's a clown?

I don't know. He gets what he deserves. And he shives the Joker like 14 times in his stomach. Oh, he kills him? Yeah, and then Joker lies in the ground like, and the other guy gets the blood and makes a little

smile with the blood in his face and then the arthur flick dies on the floor at the end nice now

no I won't say there's a guy I know the very dumb teary that was all he definitely faked being stabbed the Joker tree

will be him breaking out of prison and back and then he's going to fight Batman and going team of Mr. Freeze and Clayface

and killer rock and the riddler like all these but yeah so that's how it ends okay I think what people don't like

it because it's kind of like you know the Joker the guy you you love and you think like I'm like the Joker he's actually kind of sad wordless loser yeah

I think that's why people are rebelling is more than their musical stuff I think it's like I thought they just like didn't like it because it was shit but that's probably it

as well but I think the overall message of like oh like if you like the first one, you're actually a loser. Yeah, yeah, the whole kind of, like, I think Todd Phillips didn't like the kind of insale, like, associations. He was like, I want to do one where, like, he renounces his

Joker ways. Yeah. I think people don't want that. But I just don't understand how people are like, it ruins the whole first film, because it actually, what people do you say, like, weird stuff where it undermines the first film. It completely changed the whole story their first film. I actually can't watch the first one ever again because it's going to completely ruin, warps the whole, you know, all the goodness that was in Joker 1 has been soured. I don't understand the kind of reaction. I mean, I have to assume the people that love Joker 1.

There is people like this spoke so much to me. But they have to have never seen taxi driver, king of comedy, or be familiar with the killing joke, right? Yeah, yeah. Because that's, you know. All that stuff, yeah. Like, all the source material is so obvious and blatantly on the surface. You don't even have to go looking for it.

So that really, the only positive you. you can kind of come away with. It's shot nice. And, you know, there's some little set pieces that are funny, like where he drops the gun in the children's hospital or, like, where the little midget can't open the door or stuff like that. You know what? There's scenes in it. Yeah.

Where, like, the scenes you remember, whereas in this one is this like prison, courtroom, prison, courtroom. I really think it should have been like him and Hardy breakout prison in the first, like, 20 minutes, I'd say. And the rest, and then they may be dying at a halo. the bullets or something like something like that and give like it's so weird like lady gaga has nothing to do with this

really like you could like lady gaga probably cost a lot of money to get her and it all the marketing is like Phoenix gaga your two favorites together you know and she's only in it for a while like 20 minutes she's in some of the musical stuff but that doesn't even really count because

like it's not they're not actually she's not giving anything to do in the music just singing okay it's all it's all kind of service to the joker also there's all this stuff behind the scenes there's like Phoenix was like we have to sing live

we can't dub it or anything so oh god yeah so they had to like I heard a lot of the stuff was like like Wacking Phoenix had a dream and then woke up and called Todd Phillips

I know what we have to do it seems like Todd had very little control over this it's like he's just trying to like get it over a line I think he probably didn't even want to do it and was just forced because the last one made, which is kind of the story

of his career. He makes something that shouldn't do as well as it does. Like the hangover really, I mean, you know, it was good but like, it like the studios were like, it was incredible and we need two more. And so the second one, he just

redid the first one and everyone is like that's just a remake of the first one. That shit. So then the third one is like, right, I'm going to go completely left field. It's not even going to be a comedy. It's more like just a weird, moody action thriller. People hated that

even more. It's funny as well. It must all went to like the stars because the first one was like $55 million to make or something like that. And that's considered small these days in Hollywood. And they made like a billion, okay? Whereas this one it was like they're saying $200 million the cost but a lot of people are saying that's actually way more

and include the marketing and all that. It's closer to three. Yeah, yeah. I've heard that. all the Tim Dillon money, of course, as well. So it's kind of, like, an insane. It's almost like a kind of real, kind of obvious Hollywood parable of like how big it gets. Yeah. And like, so they are all the singing scenes to do was going to say,

they song it live where a guy with a piano over in the corner doing it, which is very hard to edit. Yeah, just making it unnecessary. And that was just Joaquin being like, it's more real. He have to do it like this. Yeah. Yeah.

God, he is. Waukeen has really burnt a lot of bridges recently. seems to be quite insufferable just like with his he has been in the business for a very long time he knows how difficult and demanding it can be to make a film work

and come together and not be dog shit and then for him to just throw all this unnecessarily more difficult and extravagant elements to it just because he has a vision is like mate it's not fucking 1950 anymore nobody gives a fuck about your artistic vision.

It's funny because at the moment everyone's doing like, there's a lot of leaks at the moment where like Warner Brothers are leaking all the stuff was like, yeah, Todd Phillips is full control. We didn't even see the film until it came out in cinemas. We didn't know.

They didn't do test screenings apparently. Yeah. And he had final cut and all that. But then I think some of Todd Phillips team are leaking like kind of like it came to walking. I think they're all doing like kind of like little kind of subversive. You know kind of like PR exercise.

Like Phillips is like walking. he was the big factor of this you know I mean to be honest that's a pretty easy thing to assume now in a way just from like

everything you've heard about like what was that film where he walked off so split for example he walked off a split and there's also that that gay drama he did yeah

but even fucking Napoleon yeah at least split got made okay where that gay drama they had all the sets built he's like no no

and it's like well we the whole stipulation I'm not having set with Brendan Gleas Well, then, no, I refuse. I think that was about him having sex with, like, a young man. He's like, the young man will be played by Brendan Gleason, right?

Donald Gleason, ugh. What am I a freak? No. You see, the office, actually, they're doing a new office in America. In America? Yeah, they're doing a new office, okay? Oh. And it's Domo Gleason, okay, as the Michael Scott character.

What? Yeah, yeah. and Tim Key Sidekick Simon As As like the Dwight or something like that Yeah It's such an odd cast

And didn't they There's also like an Aussie There's an Aussie office Which everyone's like Yeah with Sarah Kendall He could in the USA Yeah People hate that

Yeah but this is like I understand that Because like it's Australian Fuck it But like this is like NBC exclusive to peacock Now is this like It's a different

It's a different office okay but I think that the dream is that it'll be a show set in that universe every now and again it's like hey I know you aren't you Pam yes it's me yes I am

I'm Pam yes wow where's Jim he's not here yes he's not here and he's not gonna be here so just move along oh okay what about Michael Scott no okay we have

the black guy yeah or that fat conch from cameo God he's making so much money He'll be so funny It's like Hey you know the fat guy

Where is he now And you see the cameo logo Hey Whoa it's so great To be back with Chan It's Pam Yeah whatever

Cut around it But then he's like I've got an idea What if I do a dance number I make him laugh Make him laugh So now he's got all the power He's holding all the

It came to me in a dream. Donald Gleason and Tim. I'm happy for Tim Key at least, you know? Yeah. Is this, like, it's probably going to be a big failure now, but... I mean, who knows, man? You never know. Yeah.

Never know. Never underestimate the power of mentally ill Americans. They love that shit. So the whole gimmick is that, like, the documentary crew that did the office, they do a new office. Right. Yeah. Set in like 2024. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay. I think there's going to be a big rebellion where people are like, No, it's not the same. Because they tried to remake the office while the office is still on. Like, what they did is they brought in a whole new cast of characters. Have you ever seen The Office season 8 and 9? I never watched. Okay, well, people keep leaving.

And they're like, we've got no more Michael Scott. Here's Katrin Tate. Yeah. And people did not like her. And it's like, okay, Catherine Tate's gone off to Sweden. Who else? Wait. Nan, what are you doing?

What's going on me? There's no bloody buffs in this office, is there? I'm above her. Disrespect of my family. And the black guy just looks at the camera like, ooh. Yeah, so happy for them. But so anyway, that was the...

Joker 2 and the substance, yeah. And I also watch Beetlejuice. I'll give it a two thumbs up. Really? Yeah. I really enjoyed it. Did you? I was surprised by it. I actually hate Beetlejuice 1. Okay.

I think it's fucking stupid and really unfunny and fucking terrible. I actually like, anyone who likes it, I kind of look down on them, you know? Okay. But Beetle juice too, I loved. It's incredible. I was swept away by the magic. Now, I will be honest, I drank a lot of vodka during this. I normally don't bring alcohol into the cinema.

You brought alcohol into the cinema? I was drinking straight vodka. Wow. As soon as I saw Jenna Ortega, I was like, Glock, gulp, were you by yourself? It's not important. This is the middle of the day I'm showing up, like, I want you to have Jen Ortega movie.

Hey, Edmethy Geoffrey Jones. Okay, so Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. I'll tell you about that, yeah. Oh, I'll just say it now, Jeffrey Jones, he's decapitated in it. Good, good. So it's pretty funny. He's like, he just walk around with no head

and his squirting blood. You get seen by Shark He started to film I see So yeah Geoffrey Jones Is not in the film Well

And if you want to know why Consult your local library There'll be a pido there Who can tell you all about it Me That's the end of the show Goodbye