Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 234 : Yung Trumpz

Episode Date: November 17, 2024

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Oh, you don't harsh my mellow. I was enjoying myself. I was watching new IRA show on Disney. Yeah. Why do you think of this so far? That's how you learn about the troubles through Disney. Yeah. These are right orable.

Yeah. I learned about, yeah. It's like, um... There's good people at both sides, you know? I learned about the Deadpool and the Wolverine, and now I'm learning about the IRA. Yeah. So it's called say nothing. And, um, you haven't heard much about this, have you?

No. No, I haven't. Yeah, it's weird. I taught in Ireland that just be discussing this. more. It's kind of... I mean, it's probably just gonna be a fucking, like, Americanized...

It's from FX, so it's like pure Americanized bullshit. Yeah, I can't get a tone. So we've watched, I believe, four minutes of this. Four and a half, I'd say. Okay, yeah, so I got a kind of general sense of what the show is. Pretty much, though, what's going on? Yeah, I mean, the trailer made it seem way more comedic. The trailer

is all like, ah, mommy. What are you doing? You're in the IRA, Mommy. Ah, mommy, you got killed? Oh, no. I don't care if I was considered. Protestant food. I love a nice fish supper. Yeah, there's literally a bit in the trailer that I found very offensive where it's like, I'm in the IRA

and I've got a gun. That's a very small gun. Ah, it's not the size of gun that matters. Oh, in my experience, that's not the case. Oh, and that triggered you? Yeah, no pun intended. But it's like, for someone who's got a little gun and I don't, I've got a big gun. Yeah. I'll show all the children. my gun was floppy officer

yeah well it just me like that's the kind of tone I was going for I thought okay they're trying to get like a dairy girl's tone and they'll probably do

a little bit of like at the end but it was all so bad as well you know like that that's what dairy girls would do it'd be like them having fun and be like

ah I put the chicken on my head do they make do they get serious some dairy girls yeah oh yeah be all like you know

ah the old man fell over and then we uh we drowned and known in the river ah you know it's all like funny stuff right at the end it's like did you hear girls a bomb went off ah jesus oh that's for the old side in derry ah jesus yes i'm not bloody serious well i'm not very good impressions but it's like it'd be like uh well like the big powerful moment at the end of derry girls season one is like they're dancing and there's bombs going off is like the contrasts like they're dancing and there's bombs going off is like the contrast It makes it tink, you know?

No, it doesn't. You're right, yeah. And if it does, there's something wrong with you. And then Chelsea Clinton showed up. Okay. She showed up like, hey, Chelsea Clinton, what are you doing in Derry? Oh, it was this popping boy at odds. Say hello to all the girls.

She's playing herself. See, I would have assumed she was playing like a disfigured bomb victim, you know. I a bomb went off and that's why I've got more teeth in my head than a shot. Oh, come on now. Do you ever see those clips of Chelsea? Clinton back in the day talking about Chelsea Clinton. No.

Who's the real fat Republican? I forget which one now. Chris Christie? No, he actually was a Fox News presenter and he was a Republican. I forget who he is now, but he... Sean Hannity? No, but literally even

here this... Glenn Beck. One of those guys. He had a section like the ugliest dog of the week on his show. Literally, this is on Fox News Networked, you know. That's awesome. I just be always like a little 11-year-old Chelsea Clinton. He'd be like, oh, woof, woof, woof.

He also disagree. Your policy. Your mother's policy. What's wrong with that? That's news, Brian. Keeping the people informed. I need to know who dog in a week is. Otherwise, how can I... But yeah, so we watched a bit of say nothing, and it starts off pretty grim.

It's like they come along and kidnap a woman who, I don't know if it's meant to be Gene McConville or who it's meant to be. Very kind of real, dark. you know, they're leaning to how scary it would be to... She was in the bath and they burst in and take her down and she's covering herself with a towel.

Now, do you think they would have given her a towel? I think they would have dragged her out there with her tits flopping everywhere. They probably wore a towel on, not to... I'd say it put a towel on just because a naked woman would arouse too much... No pun intended. Would arouse too much suspicion?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The five guys and balaclavas of guns, that's fine. Well, that was normal back then. Well, I suppose it was, yeah. A pair of pets? Oh, there's something going on here. Well, there's nine episodes to watch, and I find with a lot of these Irish shows,

to watch dramatizations, I get nothing from it. I'd rather read a good book. You should watch once upon a time in Northern Ireland. It's like a five-part PBS documentary that was in co-production with BBC. That's very good. It interviews people from the RA, from the UDA, British officers, you know.

know. Yeah, I haven't watched that now. That's something I would enjoy, not enjoy. I would be like, woo! No, it's a nonstop party, you know? Yeah, it's just like a dance party watching that, you know? But I would enjoy, we'd get more out of it, I think, than this. And this, it's two, like, we watched, last time we were here, we watched Will and Harper,

the Will Farrell documentary about his, what's name of his trans friend again? Harper Steel, is that it? Something like that Harper Steel, whatever I do. I think And that was so fake I found it very hard to even like take in anything

they were saying so like like you know obviously pre-film like phone call like hey Will do you want to do this a drive across America

sure that sounds great you know and then even like you know they're like hey why don't we get some of our

hilarious friends to make funny songs about this ring ring hello Will Forte how are you hey guys

hey Kristen Whig and the Kristen Wigs they're like I didn't expect guys to call. It's just like, and not to be the guy who's like, but where did the cameras come from then?

If she wasn't expected it, why was her whole film crew date? This is wrong. And don't get me started on harper. I don't want to harp on about it, but I'm just saying like, it was so fake. Yeah. But so like, just say like we're filming a documentary.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah. And it's actually like treated, basically act like Michael Moore 2002 It's like nobody People are too dumb to know what editing is So we can just you know So basically my point is

What was it? Will Harper How are you equating this The trans issue and the troubles The Big T Um Look we won't get like a woke cast and thing Where it's like a black guy

But nobody he mentions it like He's playing Jerry Adams Yeah It's Denzel is Jerry Adams Anyway, look, don't want to talk about that nonsense, all right? I want to talk about some real movies. I watch juror number two, juror number two. The Rural Juror.

And The Apprentice. Okay. That's the two films I watched. And both of them I got some out of. All right. The juror number two, I've probably got less out of. It's a very simple film. I'll talk about that one first.

It is Clint Eastwood's probably last film. Ah, you always say that. You've been saying that since Grant Reno, Pal, and he's still knocking them on. no way he can film another. And like, you know,

a decade later he's doing the movie where it's two separate tracom scenes. That was the mule. The mule's just like him, he just wanted to film him like,

whatever, I have trisoms or some Mexican ladies. They're like, well, you have to put a plot around it. He's like, well,

shoot this first and then we'll do something, maybe something around transport drugs. Who cares? What about I going a cross-country trip with my friend

who's just transitioned? And I spent the whole journey trying to talk around. of it what are you thinking what are you talking about they did his last film he did I think there was a chicken film cry macho oh yeah yeah cry macho I say yeah where he's like isn't my chicken cry macho this is my cock cry macho yeah yeah and they're like it was funny the first time Clint I really don't think you'll get a whole phillum out of this show you don't question me well in this case man it's so funny so Clint is I think

like 94 or something. Yeah. And even now he is struggling to get his films out there. So this film they tried to bury it in America. What? They released it in less than 50 screens in America. Why? So

what happened is David Zavloff. I think his name, David Zoloff, or his name is, okay? He took over Warner Brothers. Right. And he is big into like cutting the fat. Getting rid of all this wasteful spending. He cancelled the fucking Batgirl movie. He didn't even release the Acme movie.

You know that one that one was talking about? Yeah, he was like, what's the point? No one watches Acme. Cancel it, fuck it, all right? He canceled all the shit. He's such a dumb idea. It's like, you're already spent the money. Why not try to recruit something?

Something about like it's writing off in taxes. Oh, maybe that too. It's just genuine right off of taxes. You can get that for sure or take the risk of releasing it. Like, who would have to market it then? Fuck it. So apparently he was like, why are we releasing Clint Eastwood movies? And they were like, but he's been with.

for literally he's like an institution he's been wait us since like the 50s you know and his films

are very cheap to make you know and he likes making him and they do well he just

drives around town with a projector in his car is like anybody who want to watch my

movie it really doesn't cost does anything nah scrap but he was like

this isn't friend he literally said it's not friend business it's show business

and he was like fuck it so he wanted to like cancel the film and they're like please don't do this

his last film yeah apparently I think he had like a mild stroke or something during the making of it it got held up he had like a serious health issue during him Clint yeah and he didn't do any promotion for it probably from the vaccine pal vaccine injury he's in the prime of him

he was a spry young man but like he didn't do any promotion for this because he wasn't up for it which makes me kind of worry kind of like a Joe Biden situation thinking he's very healthy He can't see him, though, but he's with it. I'll tell you that now. He's doing Seduco's all night.

I think it's just Jim Carrey and a wig. Or Dana Carverie or whatever, yeah. But the point is, David Zavlov was like, okay, well, we're going to release in like 50 cinemas. That's it. And it was like the whole, and like he was like we're not going to spend any money in marketing this.

We're not going to do any kind of Oscar push risk or anything. Fuck it. I don't want to be reminded of this, all right? It's really shitty. And he was like, we're doing this and no more Clint's used wood films. Yeah. This is it. All right.

And if I have to go over to his Gaff and put a pillow over his face, I'll do it. Yeah, but they released it and it's actually been a pretty big success. And weirdly enough, in France, it's doing gangbusters. Really? It's kind of like, you know, Jerry Lewis?

They always used to say, like, even his shit films, they obviously was very respected in France. Yeah, yeah. For some reason, we'll get into it. Actually, I'm going to talk about the plot. I want to see if you can guess, or I don't know, by the way,

why it's so big and like, a lot of... In France. In France. There is a mime who's been accused of murder. Sockleblee. And the pink panther's there. And the murder weapon, a baguette.

That was frozen. You ate the weapon. So the point is, it's actually done way better than expected. And they're kind of opening up more cinemas now. And I Zab lost, like, I know I was with you from the star, Clint. My old buddy, old pal, Clint. Clint, Bobby, we're doing gangbusters. Come on.

So. I'll tell you about the film okay I like the premises now so it's Nicholas Holt who is very good in the film now playing kind of like simple he's doing kind of a simple kind of basic guy all right

so he's been picked simple like a bit kind of dull not simple Jack but he's definitely doesn't have that much going on he's like standard guy all right okay and he's got a lovely wife and we find out they tried of a baby a few years ago and it didn't work out right miscarriage or whatever

okay So he has been picked for jury duty And his wife is pregnant again All right And he's like, don't worry babe It'll probably take like a week Don't worry, all right Because she's like close popping

Right Yeah She's like eight months pregnant I'm right there Yeah yeah So he goes to jury And it's like a pretty simple Open and showcase

He's a bad guy This guy He's got tattoos He wears a trucker hat You know And he had He had argument with his girl At a trucker

her bar, right? A big argument, and he's like, hey, fuck you, no, fuck you, actually. And they leave, the bar, and then to find the girl dead. Right. Next day, find her dead, off the side of a road,

bloody corpse. Yeah. Open a shut case. Always blame the boyfriend. Of course. That's there, right? So he's in the courtroom and then, like, as they're going through the case, he's like, hang on a minute. So I mentioned the bar, he's like, in his head with flashbacks he's like oh i've been to that bar and they mentioned the the night he was

there that night yeah that was the night we had the miscarriage and i was there yeah yeah uh because we find out he's a recovering alcoholic oh so the night of the miscarriage he couldn't hack it yeah and he went to the bar and ordered a drink that's it we don't know if he drank or not that's kind like a little bit of the um the mystery did he drink it or not okay and then he's like so he's driving home around this time and he's like oh yeah i was driving home as well And then... Did he run her over? Is that the thing?

That's the thing. Yeah, yeah. Because he's like, wait a minute. I remember I hit a really big deer, I thought. So he... We're wearing high heels. So the thing is... That deer in a miniskirt, yeah. Real fuckable deer.

Hey, Bambi. Oh, yeah. So he, uh, basically in his... Recon... his version of events, okay? Yeah. He hits something. He got out. It was dark. A bit of blood on the front of the car.

I assume then he had the drink If he... Well, we don't know that yet, okay But like it's raining, it's dark He's like, fuck it, it's running there, I can't see And he drove off And it turns out like he basically Hit her with the car

She bounced off the road Down the ravine and died Wow Yeah, okay And he looks out Does the car park It's just like blood and hair Still in the front of his car

He's still in the handicapped spot Oh no, I'll probably get in trouble I just emphasize this is like it's been like two years or so since the case has been going on

for a while it's finally got to court okay so he kind of knows the guy is innocent but if he says how he knows then exactly

that's like the kind of premise of film like the Bart Simpson episode exactly he says that yeah I carumba

chow dear chow dear it's chowda say it right get back here I'm not through demeaning you sorry

so the premise that's the premise of the film. You're like, oh, and what I like what this is, he doesn't seem like too broken up about this. Like he, he's definitely like, hmm, hmm. And he goes into the, you know, he goes into the bathroom and gets sick, you know, he's like panicking a little bit, but he's like, okay. He just needs a drink to steady the nerves. Well, I like about how morally gray this film is. So, you think with this is going to be him like, you'd be like, well, my God, I killed someone, but, oh, this guy might go to the fucking, he might get

the lethal injection because of what, oh, what do I do? I do. I'm so. I'm so. I'm conflicted, he's like, okay, all right, and he goes to Kiefer Sutherland. I love if, Kiefer Sutherland is like his head of the AA meetings he goes there, right? His sponsor, yeah, the thing, yeah? And because Kiefer Sondland's like doing like his meetings, he's like, hey guys, remember like that, it's a lot of troubling times out there right now. You ever need anything, come to me, okay? Like, okay, that's the point of

AA, okay? It's coming, helping out each other. Venezuelans move in your apartment block, come to me. Eyeball chambers. But then, Holt goes to Keeper Sutherland's like What do it do? And keep your mouth fucking shot. Yes. Hey, guess what?

He killed someone? You're getting away with it. This guy, he looks guilty. This is great for you. Let's go have a drink celebrate. He's like, I got an eight ball in my car. We'll get a couple of whores make a night of it.

White wine spritzer. So that's what I mean. But then like, Holt's kind of like, okay, all right. Well, I guess. Hmm. I mean, he's a smart guy. He runs an A.A.

Meeting. They don't let any schlob do that. But Holt's kind of like, oh, I guess you're right, yeah. But then, like, they have the trial. It's very short trial because he's so guilty, this guy, all right? And then it's like a 12 angry men situation where they go to the back and it's like 12 people

and then they're all like guilty, guilty, guilty. And he's like, actually, I think he's innocent. Like, really? Well, maybe he is. maybe isn't let's discuss it though you know and then like

as they start discussing it but the thing is he's not like being like God damn it this guy's innocent he's like maybe he is but

the thing is Jay K Simmons is on the jury as well right Jake Simmons is an ex-cop yeah and he's kind of like hey you know what

you're right I think there is something to it and it's almost like then Nixon Holtz like well hang on now I wish well I was reading a magazine

every day and I heard that people on jury said vote innocent to be closed homosexuals so take from that what you will gay guy says what

so they're disgusting it all right and the jury is like a hilarious kind of like mix of characters

like an old lady fat stoner kind of like a black guy all elements another fat stoner and even fatter one Well, I like this, the black guy, he's the guy, the black guy's like, actually, I saw one

the tattoos on the guy, okay, he's got tattoo in his neck, and that tattoo is a local gang. And they're called like the snake kings. And like my family would be, I was born in the streets. I had to like get out from the, from the hood. But some of my family weren't lucky enough when they got involved in the street kings. That's why I hate the guy, you know, I think he's guilty. because of that, you know? Right, right, right.

But then J.K. Simmons is kind of, like, interested. He's like, maybe you have a point. So what he does is he does a check, okay, for all the... This, by the way, this is highly illegal. You're not supposed to do this. The jury are not supposed to be getting outside sources. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Nothing that can influence the jury. Yeah. That's a big thing. So then when they get off for the day, what J.K. Simmons does is he calls up an old buddy of his to pull some strings and, you know, and he, you know, and he, gets a list of all the cars that went to the shop around that time what shop the the car

shop the body you know like the the the mechanics okay yeah and he's like I got a list here of all the cars that need to be shopped and maybe like that could help us see if there's a different car and look wherever I know you're looking at me what's the problem

what are you talking about what has a car shop got to do with the jury because okay if a car hit a woman, all right? It would be damaged. So, it would be brought to mechanics to get fixed. So he just knows a mechanic?

No, he looks up to the government like all mechanics have to report. Okay. You didn't say that. Well, okay, right. Okay, the point is, he has this evidence then that could prove this guy in his, or at least has something, okay? Might not even work, but Holt's

like, oh, yes, I dropped it. Oh, no, I dropped the thing you shouldn't have brought in. Oh no, the thing that's illegal. Yeah, yeah. And then because then the fucking the guys are watching are like, hey, and they kick J.K. Simmons out. So it kind of becomes a little bit then of like, we don't exactly know if Holt even wants this guy

to be in this or not. Right. And there's also Tony Collette is playing like the woman who's trying to put this guy behind bars. Right. She's playing the tough, no nonsense. Kind of like, yeah. Prosecutor.

Yeah. And then I'm not describing it very well. No, sorry. I didn't mean. No, no, no, my confidence is shambled, man. I have a lot going on today. I sprayed a load of fucking black mold spray and inhaled it all. Clearly, it's infected your brain, turning to mush, as we speak.

I got black mold in my brain. I got pro-black mold spray. You had full bind to you. It's a car shop, make, chop, chop, shop of the car, you know what's doing the thing. And you dropped the paper, man. Yeah. The point is, my point is just that, like, Nicholas Holt doesn't have any real guilt about it. He's more just like, uh, okay.

And when he goes home, he's just like with his wife, like, yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you're still pregnant. Yeah, that's cool now. Uh-huh. And we find out, uh, as it goes on, the other little things pop up, the things that like make Tony Colette start to doubt the case now. Okay.

And then they kind of, um, she, uh, look, uh, the point is, okay, at the end, the guy, gets arrested. He gets sentenced. Okay. And Tony Coletto, through a series of events, now suspects that Nicholas Holt was involved. Okay, right. And she goes, Nixon Holt is like, okay, well, what if I, kind of like a round a bit, like, what if I taught

someone else did this and they got away with it, you know? But this guy's probably guilty to something else. And Nixon Holt's like, yeah, well, maybe the guy's really sorry about what he did. And maybe, you know, he deserves second chance in his wife's pregnant. Maybe, you know, and he has an average-sized

penis that gets the job done. And then at the end, Tony Colette's like, what will do? And she's like, oh, I'm going to arrest him. So she just comes around the house as like, okay, you're done. Okay. And that's it. Okay. And again, I didn't describe it very well. But I like the fact that there's no real, like,

Nicholas Holt doesn't learn a lesson in this. He doesn't really, uh, he doesn't get a scene of like, yeah, I did it. But I got a wife back home who needs me. You know, there's no big acting. He's got a real kind of like, um, stupid looking face through it he just very

like good stupid even like as a bit where like the wife is starting suspect something and she goes to him like you didn't

hit anyone with your car and he's like hmm he doesn't even like no he had a really he had a really good job of playing like

almost like child being caught with something right yeah very like very childish yeah and he he does a speech at one stage

not like a speech but he just say like he I was an alcoholic and I crashed my car loads of times and I stop drinking so you know there I'm a good guy kind of take responsibility for your actions

pal yeah so again very simple no car crashes no nothing even like the car crash itself happens basically off screen you know no so why are the frogs like him so much I don't know I think they're like he plays a retard

I think you're like it is the moral grey of the universe of the city and America is so yank you do This is a A revisionist History of American American justice system.

They have a problem when a sex buzzed of 13 year old gets a box munched in a hot top. We should say what you're referring to theirs. No, I will not. No, I won't. If you don't know by now.

That's not referencing anything that just came straight from my subconscious. Yes, yes. I actually, speaking of that, another, I watched Anatomy of a Murder ages ago. Okay. Sorry, Anatomy of a Fall. That's the one. You know, that French film that came out?

No. Well, I've heard about it, but what's up? Yeah, just, I watched it ages ago. I didn't really talk about on the podcast because this is a good film. Okay. But it's not much to say. It's about this woman is married to this awful guy. He's French.

He's German. And he refused to learn German. He's like, no, you almost speak my language. And there's so known he speaks French. You know, and he's kind of getting an asshole. They're both writers thinking she's successful, he's not. And because that he's impotent. Oh, wow.

And she's like, we have the sex natures. That is your problem. What he does is he just, when he soaks, he goes upstairs, this is the 50 cent. Oh, my God, really? He just goes upstairs and Blair's 50 cent. Yeah, that's what he does, all right? Yeah, I am pimped like him. But then, you know, are we in the shopper?

Looking at me. Buddy you can't buy. He gets all the words wrong. Window sharper. The thing is that, so one day, the son, by the way, is blind. Like justice. But like one day, the son comes home

and the dad's falling out the window. Okay. Or did he? Ah. And was he pushed by the wife or did he fall? And the whole film is about that. Oh, I see. Okay.

And also, actually, speaking of that, that is also about the flaws and the the weird is the justice system as well they're both kind of like anti kind of like don't say anti the justice system but just like there are flaws in the process

yeah so it's like the way it's portrayed like the people so they suspect the wife did it yeah for no real reason they're like she probably did it and they're really mean to her so she's bisexual in this she was a big fan of Jarl and then the Jail Rule 50 cent beef you know but like she's bisexual in this

and they keep bringing that up in court if that's like the smoking gun they're like yes you are no but uh they'll say you're bisexual so maybe you are off having sex with women and pushing your husband out of windows that's what by lesbians do

you're bumping tacos yeah you'll bump the taco so hard you knock your husband off window and you during 50 cent a great American treasure yeah but uh

but anyway juror number two I felt was good not like great I'll give like three out of five stars you know like just enjoyable it's nice to watch a film that like was not Transformers or Miss Marvel or something

it was just like very grounded You don't have to watch those films Brian Oh I do I made a pact And also just like there was no twist I like that there's no like You know what was really driving the car It was J.K. Simmons

And he drugged Nicholas Holt Yeah And actually Nicholas Holt was actually like The Love Child of him and Tony Collette And there's none of that You know I liked how it was literally very little going on.

Normally it's a bad thing, but this I was like, I like this. Kind of understated, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what I liked, well? It wasn't a Netflix 10-par series. That's the biggest thing I can say about this, yeah. It was short, in and out, there you go.

RIP Clint. He's not dead, yeah. Clint on Twitter is saying he's going to make a new film. Yeah? By him on Twitter, I mean, his people on Twitter are, like, Clint's very happy about the reception of his new movie. That's how his Twitter is. It's all from his people.

It's all like... Oh, they don't even try to hide it. No, no. It's like, Clint, don't worry, folks. Clint is hard and working hard on his next script. He says it's going to be his biggest, bestest film yet. Yes. Hang on to your hats, folks.

It's going to be, you're in for a bumpy ride. Grand Tarino 2. The bitch is back. And then I watched The Apprentice, the Donald Trump movie. Wow, that's basically an act of treason. Now, Brian. Absolutely. Very good film. It got a bit like

a kind of a mild tepid response in America. Yeah, it feels like... But it did very well out of America. Which is surprising because like he's got so many people that hate him over there. Yeah.

You think the resistance would be after it. Yeah. I think we're not going to see that resistance this time. Okay. You know the way last time in 2016 he won. The resistance movement was a huge success.

Like money-wise, it was great. Yeah. All these resistance books and there was like a podcast of like you know like you know it was like all these like Trump related podcast anti-trump related podcast all that even just like on the right then

you know that's you know all those guys like anti-resistance it was just a great money maker for all involved okay and like you know SNL people are crying and like playing piano and like there's all this like you know like Stephen Colbert is like it's like 9-11 just happened he's like hey folks we're not doing any comedy this tonight

just is serious okay a lot of people are scared. I just want to say that we're going to keep fighting every day to week by doing monologue. Yeah. Topical monologue and the occasional sketch that's really going to show them Donald Trump who's in charge, you know, all that stuff. Whereas this time it wasn't like that. It's more just like, I think everyone's a lot of apathy involved. Like I watch, I watch like the talk. I get all my news from talk show hosts because in this day and age comedians are the truth sayers. Oh wow. I never thought of it like that, Brian, but you're actually right. I know that and the fucking news readers are a bunch of

jokers. Oh, look at that. Whoa, dude. But it was more... You got a copyright that. That's insane. That's... Holy shit.

Did you watch the Jimmy Kimmel sketch? What was that? The one where he's like, I'm leaving America. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gere was like, who are you leaving? But when you need your Jimmy, I will be deported, you know, like that.

And then it's just like, oh, Colbert Falun's like, yeah, bad day, huh? Hey, how much is that next have you been taken? Anyway, here's, and just like, you know, here's dying of V-O. This just went back straight to like, like, set Myers is just like, you know, it's a bad day in America. Anyway, here's Barry Kogan. And then it's like, you know, it's like your new movie, Bird.

Ah, yeah, I was living with Colin Farrell. It was mental. It was like, just immediately you went away from that. Oh, okay. Went away from Paul. Even SNL, like, they did like kind of a mention at the start. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, well, the firefighter loved anime.

Is this all like, you know. I think, yeah, they're just kind of like, ah who care like everything that's been said has been said that's just actually i forgot they were mostly non-political but kimball did actually have the pod save america guys you know like john favro and um john lovitz but they're different ones yes i've heard about them from you yeah they're the former speech writers for obama and gave a podcast now it was interesting because they go up and they're just like you know yeah it's very sad it's all because

it's narrative that's it's just because we didn't have to write narrative that's it Camelah was perfect. Joe Biden, perfect, but just we just didn't tell a tale as compelling as Republicans. We'll get him again next time. What does that mean exactly? It means nothing really.

It's just like a nice way it's not really blame anyone. She was campaign, her campaign was joy. She was like, we're going to spread joy. It's like, people are literally selling their kidneys

just so they can go to like a steakhouse once a month. Do you hear they're texting people for money? what yeah so they spent a billion dollars yes it was actually 990 something okay oh dollars okay nine yeah so they spent they spent three times as much as trump and they lost all right yeah and at the moment they're 20 million dollars in debt wow so all the people who donated for uh camilla harris and waltz okay yeah they're now getting text i swear to go get in text be like hey guys please help us with the resistance please donate money to the camilla campaign now

what resistance though it's just gonna you're paying to get them out of debt. That's basically, yeah. Because they spent all their money on, like, Beyonce and Lizzo and all that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Trying to keep that fat bitch fed.

Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. I tell you. All you can eat buffet. That was our mistake. Oh, boy. Anyway. Anyway, so you watch The Apprentice.

I did, yeah. Now, The Apprentice is very much a TV movie. Okay. We'll see that. But the performances are so good. I don't think you've ever watched the film where the performances have

so outweighed the origins, like the script and whatnot. Right, okay. I'm trying to think of, like, is there any film you can think of where, like, performances have been so good, like, literally all three the main performances are so good. I would kind of say that, maybe not to that extent, but

about Steve Coogan as Jimmy Saville. Yeah. His performance is good, but the show was kind of shy. Like, imagine that, but it's everyone. Not just one performance. So, like, the big talking point about this is Jeremy Strong. Like, Jeremy Strong is incredible. Roy Cohn. Yeah, he plays Roy Cohn.

And Roy Cohn, you don't know, he was like kind of a fixer, a lawyer. He got those two people killed. You know about them, like, the two Russians boys or... I forget what the story was now. There was two American citizens that got put to the chair. I mean, let me look at home. Wait, was that for, like, during, like, the Red Scare and I watch? No, this was before this.

this is a very early Roy Cohn Oh wow, okay because he was big like the the hate committee and a lot of shit yeah all that committee on American activities and all that

yeah yeah yeah and like for and then like he's being kind of like a figure in media for many many years he's in that angels in America do you know that right yeah yeah

it was a play that got turned into a film with Al Pacino was Roy Coe and he's popped up in different movies and shows over the years very anti-gay but he was in the closet like he was gay

oh yeah he was like the kind of like the very like what's this here I saw headlines just say Roy Cohen got my grandparents executed nice me ma

yeah there's some oh my God I got like fucking oh the Rossenbergs that's it okay the Rossenbergs that's it there are a couple and I'm going to look them up

you know what I looked them up a different time when I'm not recording it's okay look anyway Roy Cohen but he was like

a big he was friends with Donald Trump's dad is that right not really no oh okay so well I'm an idiot then

sorry just get your phone out again we'll just Google quietly I'll not interrupt with my silly silly input

so basically the film starts off it's a young Donald J. Trump in New York and this is during the time in New York where New York was

dog shit. Like New York was a place that no one wanted to go to. It was taxi driver. It's like, yeah, like the 70s. What was there? Someone said, told New York to was it drop dead? I think a president or something with that. Okay. Maybe there was some president who was having arguments with the mayor of New York and said New York can drop dead.

Like that was the attitude. New York was like A shithole. It was a shithole. It was almost like an embarrassment to the country. It was like we don't want people to go New York. I like what L.A. is now. You say that. You haven't been to L.A. It's like, you know what it's like. You haven't been what are you talking about man

like the rampant homelessness and drug addiction what the fuck you're talking about fucking black mold rot in your brain you don't speak ill fuck you take your phone out and say something that's not fucking stupid

you prick you know as well as I do it's a shithole yes but anyway I just know from any time an American comes over to the whiskey company okay yeah they're always just like yeah it's nice whiskey there let me tell you where I'm from it's

fucking shit you're like okay sir yeah it's a bunch of fucking I'm a good whiskey dog good helps me to forget about those ones but um so um Donald J Trump is trying to help his dad and Fred Trump is in trouble they're getting trouble because keep uh not given their houses that they rent to black people discriminatory uh renting practices they don't They only rent to white people, essentially. When is this, like the 70s? The 70s, taxi driver, right? Whatever.

So they're going to court over that. They're trying to sue them for that. It's bad. And Fred Trump actually does not trust right Cohen. He's like, don't go near right cone. Right Cohen, he defends guilty people. Yeah, yeah. It makes you look guilty.

He's sleazy. He's up to no good, you know, whatever. Kind of like Alan Dershowitz. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. And he's actually like the good version of Dershowitz in a way. so um trump bumps into him a restaurant is like mr um cohen uh here you're so great and like Cohen is like so like yeah what kid hey I like this kid come over here hey wow handsome kid we got here very very confident and it's like sit down there all these guys don't remember your names they're all pieces of shit all right what's your name I probably won't remember your name either um oh you're one of those Trump kid you're dads in trouble for racism he's obviously guilty I can help you though like that right um and they hire him uh despite fred's like best wishes and gets them off easy okay gets them very very off um uh he has there's some kind of thing where like they have to pay

some amount of money or all that but like he basically helps him a lot okay right right and then trump is so amazed by this he wants Cohen to be like his uh mentor mentor in a way yeah because like Cohen is so like these are my three rules for life deny deny attack attack attack attack, attack, never admit defeat. He's very, like, almost like self-helpy in that sense, yeah, yeah. And... Which you can definitely see that that's

rubbed off on Trump. Yeah, yeah, and Strong is so good. Like, it's almost like... I'm not saying Jeremy Strong as, like, the best actor in a world, but when you put him in these positions here, it's almost like he's doing, like, the bizarro version of, like,

uh, Kendall. Okay. He's playing, like, the killer Kendall. He's just like, fuck you. Yeah, yeah. And just, like, real, like, I don't care what you do. I'll sue your ass and fire every

single fucking secretary you have and then they'll fucking be on the street, sucking cock, like, he's just like that, you know? I honestly can't say some of the stuff he says,

all right? Every slur you can think of, he says, and I can think of quite a few. Oh boy. He says them all, okay? Yeah, yeah.

Like rapid fire, you know, like that. It's almost impressed. It's like tongue twisters, you know, yeah. But like he is just

rootless, okay, and he's just like, empathy for fucking schmucks, go fuck yourself. Yes. and Trump is like enamored with him Yeah

And then he goes to a Who plays Trump Sebastian Stan How is he Sebastian Stan is brilliant Yeah Because I think people are giving him shit at the star Because he's at the start of the film

In the trailer he's like Hello I'm Mr Trump You know And the whole kind of thing about it is We slowly see the transformation Where he starts copying some of Cohen's mannerisms Right okay Where he's kind of like

Yeah it's actually a huge Like really big the biggest you know he's like that he's learning how to like talk to yeah and then um uh as things guys guys guys guys these guys are great guys these guys are great and you know these guys they're such good guys and then i'm gonna start talk like that i think it's fun yeah it's easy brian you're not a retard you're so not a retard i've always said you're not a retard people say hey you know who's a retard i said not brian that's what i know it's also good for like if you If you have an hour-long speech,

you can kill a lot of it's doing that. Like, it's very, very good. Very, very good. People say it's not good. I think it is good. The best, the goodest of the best. But now, I don't know how true this is. This might be fucking blatant propaganda.

This might be lies, okay? And if it is, I hope everyone involved in this film is arrested next keyword. I probably will be. But they say that basically Trump wants to renovate this shitty hotel and turn into a big fancy hotel. And he wants to not pay any taxes on him. Because the city is so dog shit. building this hotel will help

the city more than... Yeah, yeah. And they go to the mayor and the mayor's like, what the fuck you're talking about? You gotta pay your taxes. Yeah. And they managed to get into like a committee,

all right? And Roy Cohen uses blackmail to bribe a lot of people in the committee to get it where they don't have to pay taxes. Right, right Cohen is a bit of a... I don't know if he was connected to Nixon now, but he's a real Nixon type where he records everything.

Yeah, he was very big in the whole, like, black, you know, sexual, black mail thing yeah so he's got any he's got like tapes all in a he's got basement just full of tapes all right label different stuff okay and never anyone calls him he's recording it you know he's very like you know meticulous in that kind of sense all right all right so they get the contract then they're building the fucking hotel this is awesome there's a funny scene where he's like we're having a party you know but only for the cool people if you've been acquitted uh oh yeah you're only invited if you've been indicted.

So, yeah, always, like, kind of Kendall speak as well. Yeah, yeah. So then they go to the party and, like, Trump's like, this is pretty good, you know, some nice chicks here.

This is good, you know? And, like, you want some drink? Oh, no, thanks you. I don't drink. Because at one stage he drinks, he can't handle this drink at all. Like, Cohen, Trump. Oh, okay.

Cohen makes him drink and he pukes up straight away. He's like, I need to get a taxi home. Oh, I, oh, well. He's teetold in real life, Trump. Yeah, but I always heard that's because his brother

was like a horrible alcoholic. Yeah, they go into that as well. At the start, his brother's cool. Starry's like, drinking guys. Like, hey, I drink a lot, but I'm also a pilot. And then later on, he's like, yeah, stop being a pilot. It's bullshit. It's all politics, you know?

Hey, you smell kind of like alcohol. Yeah. Denzel can drink all he wants and fly the plane. But when I do it, it's a big hullabaloo. So they go to the party, okay. And then it goes wild then. And Trump is terrified. Whereas, like, everyone's, like, naked, okay,

and they're all partying, they're doing coke and shit, okay? Yeah. Popping pills and, like, you know. Yeah. It's like, you know, some guy on all four, some other guy's on top of him, like waving a cowboy hat around. He's like, hey, this is not really my scene. The full ditty freak off.

Yeah, he's not really my scene. And you guys like, hey, where's I'm with Mr. Cohen? Is Mr. Cohen upstairs? Yeah. He goes up Mr. Cohen, and Mr. Cohen is getting pounded by, like, some big black guy. Uh-huh. Actually, you know, he's white. You auto-huh.

I don't know why he said black, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a bit of color to the story, you know? Yeah, yeah. No, like that. Uh, yeah. But, um, it's just like, Trump's like, oh, my God, but he's like, he's a good liar, you know, but he's definitely like, he's like, I'm going away now. Yeah. He's freaked out by this. And then the hotel's big success and Trump starts feeling himself a bit. He's like, hey, what's the, like, they have a meeting with to do another hotel.

And he's like, hey, Mr. Cohen, you be quiet. I can handle this. Oh, you can't. It's like, no, I'll do. If I need you, I'll make a signal, all right? Yeah, yeah. It's like, it's a great hotel, people. I think, you know, it'll be you want to burn money or you want to make some money.

It's up to you guys, all right? Hey, I'm having a party. You're only invited if you're indicted. Yeah. Roy goes like, oh, that's why. And we're all getting fucked up the ass, right? So, and then he's like, it gets to the stage now where Trump has meetings and leaves. and kind of forgets

Roy's still in the room you know Okay Roy's going like Donald, I'm still okay buy everybody you know

wait don't hold the elevator and during this time Donald Trump he meets Ivanka Ivana who was his first wife

Ivana played by Borat's daughter who's very very good in this as well first you can like who are you

you know she's like some kind of model he's like I'm going to buy all your friends drinks everyone can have drinks

I can afford it I'm very successful Hey, it's New York Okay, I'm not impressed by this You know, everyone's buying me drinks Yeah, you know But he kind of wins her over It's kind of like cocky charm or like that

Right And This is when it gets At the start It's kind of like just Biofilm whatever It starts to get more humorous When he gets more confident

Right, okay So he's like going to call And like Yeah, I want to marry this girl She's great, I made her get new breasts She's got great breasts now Great Breast The best that money can buy

or the breast that money can buy and like Roy is like you can't get married right now you don't know who just

you start dating you know who the fuck she is you know at least sign a pre-nup I don't know if she'd do that she's a great girl

sign the fucking pre-up yeah yeah she's like I will sign a pre-nup but you got give me like a couple of million as a kind of like

you know to sign the pre-up you know because she's a kind of smart woman she's not like some naive con't all right

right and then he starts taking lots of speed like pet pills all right Oh, like diet pills

Yeah, he's really concerned About his weight But he keeps eating Like, he's cheese balls Constantly, you know I'm like, they're fucking cheese balls They're great And Cohen's like, they're disgusting, you know

And weird of coal Like crisps type things No, they're balls of cheese Oh, just actual balls of cheese Yeah Oh We're like kind of like a battered outside Oh wow

Yeah Pretty good, yeah Sounds pretty good But weird if Cohen keeps getting skinnier There's a kind of like So we've got a juxtaposition of this

okay so so I figured it out you can have all the cheese balls you want but if you get a big black guy to fuck you off the eggs that burns calories I must stress the guy wasn't black well he is now

the cheese balls weren't black yeah so you look inside my mind yeah okay so Cohen's getting sicker he's getting more and more annoyed with Trump and Trump's like you know let's buy a casino in

where's that place Atlantic City that's it Atlantic City is like an even bigger shithold than New York New York and he's like don't do this I think you're taking it too fast Donald take your time no no I'm going to do this

all right and I just think Donald you sound like shit what's wrong with you not and I'm fine I'm fine I'm some cheese balls that'll cure you so then

Donald he's top of the world he's making so much money and he's kind of like an icon in every sense he was being interviewed like all these liberal kind of like things like why are you so great

and he's like it's in my DNA it's the best you know like in the 80s he was like a big TV personality he was like on Oprah and like Phil Donahue and all that shit

they have someone doing a very good Barbara Walters for a minute I was kind of like did they splice in foot it wasn't this like it just heard the voice at first you know

he splice in they see or is this a woman playing Barbara Walters and oh yeah and then like his brother keeps showing up more

and more the haggard alright yeah yeah I'm doing great I just need I got a business

idea I can't tell you what it is but I just need $50 $50 so that I can set it up

please it's like oh my fucking okay Fred there you go and very effective I actually was surprised by

effective as was so he gets to call and his brother has died okay right and he goes to a funeral he's like

this is very said, very very sad. And then he goes, he's in bed with his wife now, okay? Right. And he starts like, kind of like, not crying per se, but he starts doing like a weird like, ugh. And she's like, you okay? He's like, don't fucking touch me. Awesome. I thought that was

a very, I haven't really seen that. It was good kind of like, um, yeah, it was good acting and it was like an emotion I haven't really seen that much in cinema. And it wasn't like. But one that you identified with immediately. Yeah, yeah, yelling at a woman because you're sad. You caught this sure fault. But instead of my

brother died is like my favorite doctor who is dying David Tennant regenerate somebody got jab on my doctor who trading cards but I just thought that was a kind of good effective scene where to do a good job like they

I wouldn't say to humanize him but they kind of like you kind of get sense to where he's coming from but he's kind of like an empty vessel in a way he doesn't exactly know like he doesn't react normal yeah yeah well you know he's just like

vacuous he comes from money all of his mannerisms are taken from other people yeah so what happens next is Roy Cohen comes to him like so oh sorry so there's rumors that Roy Cohen is AIDS and he's coughing a lot and on TV they're like Mr. Cohen

there's rumors that you're a homosexual no that is not true I have lung cancer that's it I have lung cancer on my face from smoking hole the lesions of her lung cancer right and Trump is disgusted about this and he actually refuses

to meet Cohen because he's like I might get AIDS off this guy then Colin confronts him he's like Donald let me able talk to you in a while

listen I've got a friend he's like a really nice friend of mine and I can't keep in my place because the press around could he stay at yours he's a lovely friend his Filipino boy

he's like yeah sure no problem just stay away from me and he just like immediately like let's the Filipino boy stay in his hotel

for like one night and he makes a fake like uh yeah everyone's complaining because he's too loud he's playing music he's playing for him kick him out okay kick him out in the street and he dies of AIDS yeah and then uh at the same time he's taking more more these pet pills he goes to his doctor and the doctor's like he's not taking these pet pills it's caused impotence and like you're gaining um you know it's like your speed yeah and like it's uh you're eating like shit yeah you know and he's like yeah yeah whatever hey can you get you get that from like talking to someone talking to a guy over the phone

Yeah, yeah, he's like, no, no, no. And then he goes back to his place, okay, and Ivana, wherever her name is, okay? Yeah. She's like, gives him a book about finding the J-S box. They haven't had sex in months. Oh. He's like, yeah, I don't.

A fucking nerve on you, look. Yeah, and he's like, you know what, honey, I'll be honest with you, I just don't find you attractive. Even when I kiss you, it feels like obligation. I find you repulsive. Wow. Your fake breasts, I find them disgusting. But I got...

They're the worst fake breasts I've ever seen. But she's like, I got them for you. Yeah, I don't like them. fuck you kept her receipt sugar tits and then he rapes her oh yeah it's a very very violent uh he's like fuck you because she like slaps him you know i'm like cause him a limp dick something that and just holds her down and rapes her it's very very uh even then the the rape is like i don't know describe this properly it's like it's like it's very horrific and very horrendous yeah but he is very kind of like petty in i don't know what to say it's like it's not like

almost it's more like kind of like yeah take that it's not like a very aggressive kind of like right right it's like a very kind of like this is the only way he cannot be impotent and only way he can feel power it's not like a so you're you're saying that

the cure to erectile dysfunction is rape right I'm not saying that that's your estimation the filmmaker by the winter soldier might be saying this I am not okay and then like

you don't need a prescription for rape but then he sees he's kind of worried about Roy Cohn and this is like the funniest bit of the film now

this is like where it becomes like almost like almost like I wouldn't say Chris Morris it's not that good now but there's

something like so darkly humorous to this and I enjoyed this section a lot now so basically he calls up right cone

he's like hey Roy you know I'm actually kind of sorry you know I kicked out your friend

he died in the street and Roy Cohn was like he's like in bed he's like a skeleton almost right right yeah

it's you know you really fuck me over there you betray me you owe me so much money hey don't worry next weekend you're coming to my place I'm going to show you around I'm very sick I don't care

you know and he coughs and Trump like literally holds the phone away like he's like it's no problem at all Roy come over here we'll look after you you do the best time ever you know it's to die for ha ha ha oh wow so then like it's sickly Roy Cohn okay and Trump

is pushing him around okay and he's wearing a hazmat suit it's just what I always wear Roy What are you talking about? And he's like, look at my place. It's so big, isn't it? This is that real gold. All the walls, real gold.

He's like pushing down the steps real violently. And Roy, he's like, ah, ha, ha. Wow. He's like, bum, bump, bump, okay? Wow. And he's like, yeah, I see this girl here over there. I'm banging her. That nurse, yeah, big naturals, big, big.

Yeah, and he's like, hey, you know what, Roy, you were like a fatter figure to me. I want you to have this. He gives him, like, cufflings to say Trump on them. Wow. Those are for me to you To thank you for all the work And he's like

Because Roy Cohn is dying You can see yourself out right Right Right Cone is dying I think he's a little I think he's a little bit like I wouldn't say it's a love story But he's definitely he likes Trump

Yeah Like at one stage when he's drunk You say you know what I love you And I never said that You know like that Yeah I think it's like a father

Or son relationship there Right right And then like they have dinner then And Roy Cone's at one end The table It's a big long table And Trump's at your end okay and the wife is on

the side of it Roy the wife that he raped oh wow she's still with him you know wow he's paying her to keep quiet or whatever okay but he Roy Cohen is like it's been a very good weekend I got these lovely cufflings

she's like those cuffings are fake oh my God he's like oh and he dies he doesn't die right there but then the day after he dies Roy are you enjoying your double cheese burger, I can

also get you a McRath if you want. Very good performance, very like comedic. And then the next scene then, so I don't know if I mention this, but Fred Trump is serious Alzheimer's. The dad. Yeah, yeah, Fred Trump. What was his brother called? Oh, I think it's Fred Trump and Fred Trump Jr., Jr.

Right, right. But anyway, his dad is Alzheimer's. So, Trump was new snazzy attorney, okay, the new the Rykoan replacement. Right. They go over to Dad, like, hey, Dad, hope you're having a good time. We're looking after the business. Don't worry, you're looking at you.

Don't look a day over 50. Oh, where am I? Hey, don't worry about that. Hey, listen, now, we're just trying to tie up some things here with the truss. We got some paper here if you just sign. Just sign that paper there, sign it. Yeah. Who are you?

Sign it. Where's Mickey Mantle? Just sign the paper. Come on, don't worry. And then the mother walks in. By the way, the mother's got real strong Scottish accent. Oh. So he's like, oh, I can't do it.

Okay, oh my, hey, no, I can't do it. Go on. This is a Scottish, yeah. Yeah. What are you doing? What's that paperwork? Should me get someone look at that? Don't worry about him.

Oh, he's just signing it. Like, no, get that. Your father's not well right now. He's sick. He's taking away. Ah, fuck you, ma. Who's going to look after this company? Fred, he's in the fucking ground.

He says that. So, this is true. The family do say that when his dad was in incapacitated Trump fucked over the rest of the family like all his sisters and that so he got all the money wow that's why if you know like

I think her name's Mary Trump there's a woman now who's like very anti-Trump yeah so her I think family got very little of the Trump fortune she like she's like a niece I think is she yeah and all her she's done like 12 bucks where it's like my bad uncle yeah yeah yeah the evil uncle

who lives in the white house they probably have never even been in the same room you know oh yeah yeah yeah They're like, there's no family Oh, let's put it aside And cut the turkey Yeah They've got like Roy Cohen's corpse

It's a skeleton in the wheelchair We love you Roy Just with a cough leg So on his wrist bone Yeah And then it ends with like And it's a little bit cheesy But I was like I was joining

So much It's like ah fuck it It ends with like Him talking to his biographer And you're like you know hey I want you write a book about me about deals you know for me deals is like an art

hey what about art of the deal yeah I like it I like it a lot the end it's a little bit cheesy but the performances and seeing like Sebastian Stan go more and more Trump

was actually very very impressive it's something that like you wouldn't even like realize until like halfway true and then like if you went back and watched a trailer with him as young Trump you're like oh shit yeah there actually is a lot of a change there

like a progression yeah and just like he does he's very good doing that kind of like braggadocious kind of like that kind of weirdness

as well the kind of detachment of like that's very very good oh it's great yeah or it's like little things like

like when they're in Atlantic City is a bit where there's like kind of what do you call like all you can eat buffet is a line he's like I'm skipping the line

he's kind of bumbles his way true there's no interest in what people say or anything like I thought he was very, very good and she doesn't have much to do per se, but like the wife, Borat's

daughter, she's very, very good. There's little things she does, like, there's one bit where, like, she throws, during the wedding section, she throws her bouquet and Roy Cohen catches it. And there's a quick little section of her cut, the camera switches back to her real quick and her just pure hatred of Roy Cohen.

Oh, really? I don't know if it's disgust because he's gay or because he, you know, he caught the, you know, the bouquet right that, but it's just like little things it's like little good facial acting and stuff it's like like not exactly kind of like Anna Pacquin in the Irish man

where like there's not much to do but she did her best a lot of facial stuff yeah yeah yeah she looks like a moody bent I liked her I liked her a lot I liked the whole film but it's Jeremy strong

especially the bit where he's blackmailing people and talking about like attack attack has been mean to women on the phone yeah it's like an old secretary it's like I'm going to shut down is I'm going to get you fucking fired. You got to talk to me like that. Shut up, you old, whatever.

Wow. I enjoyed it a lot. A bit too long, I'd say. And I kind of wish, apparently got shopped around and like Eastwood looked at it and a few kind of bigger like Paul Schrader and whatnot

all kind of looked at him. So who actually directed it? A guy called Ali Abassi or something like that. Let me look up now. That's probably just completely made up. His name's Omar or something. I'm like, yeah.

Ali Mohammed Ali Baba The 40 Thieves He's like I think he is Iranian Instead of guessing Let me just look at

No Trump wants to bomb Iran Yeah But this guy He's done like small films Yeah It's Ali Abasi Okay A B BASI

Yeah And he is Iranian slash Danish Right God what terrible mix And he is He directed The Last of Us So I suppose he's

Kind of successful Yeah Yeah So he's done fuck all No one's ever heard of a Last of Us they did a film called Holy Spider

Let me look up now It's about a man who kills sex workers Oh Oh that sounds interesting now It's set in Iran It's about a serial killer Killing sex workers in Iran That could be interesting

Yeah They're like what's the problem How's that any different To every other man That's over in Iran Don't they all just do that How is that racist What are you talking about?

That's why we need to bomb them Attack attack Attack, attack, I'm really going Roy can't I was just laughing There's gonna be so many guys Who are watching it To start

Be like this guy So what I'm gonna live my life Like Roy Cohen You're kind of like American Psycho yeah I'm gonna be like

That attack And you see him Get a fuck up the ass I'm like No no My heroes They've gone woke Where'd you watch it

Is it? Illegally Doesn't matter Okay I watch it illegally Yeah I wait until it was a good stream Yeah I was just

wondering if If it was up anywhere No no But I would say watch it now, I definitely would cut a lot to it. I kind of wish I wish it more kind of visual flair to it. And I was thinking like

it's someone like P.T. Anderson directed it. Yeah. That you could really kind of like, like I would have stripped away a lot of it. And it, because it feels like the start of very like, you know, he was like this, A, B, C, D.

The, uh, I would have stripped maybe the whole start of it. Just like started off it hit Trump already kind of like, you know, semi-successful. And then like really focus on the Cohen and his relationship and yeah I would have caught out I got an idea for a book the

deal of the art or maybe like that there was a little bit I liked that was kind of fun where he meets Andy Warhol and he's completely disgust of Andy Warhol he's like what do you do oh I make money I do that's real art but then Colin

Andy Warhol is a bit of a conch as well in it you know yeah they're all cults yes that's my that's my thesis yeah I'm kind of So no Epstein scenes at all No You can't have everything

Although weirdly now It's not really This is very nerdy now I was reading the comic book recently That wasn't very good It's by Mark Millar Who he did a kick ass and whatnot Okay

He's got some new comic now Called Nemesis Reloaded I think it's called But like it ends with them Going to Epstein's other island Oh The villain in it has a separate, it's like the, actually the

more Peterfall Island. Wow. And I was like, that's a funny kind of take now. I like to see more Epstein stuff. You don't see that much Epstein stuff in the media. You see I know the Good Wife did an episode about him. I heard about that. And then the Prince Andrew show had to, obviously have to, like, um, yeah,

even like, uh, there's still it's, it's weird. It's not really a big deal anymore. No. And it's kind of like, the ditty thing is overshadowed it. Yeah, but it's funny. It's like, it's like a big deal if you wanted to be. if you're a pro Trump you're like Clinton was on it

but Trump was he was on it but he was cool he stayed down with the workers play basketball with the chefs you know schooldom yeah but if you're a Clinton guy you're like you know

oh well Bill was there he was just playing saxophone he didn't notice all the children you know Trump was the one who was being filthy and disgusting cheese balls off children's he put a cheeseball

for Charles's anus you know um where did that come from you're deep subconscious again I was a black guy in here. I thought a lost of my thoughts there. Yeah, so the apprentice...

Good. Thumbs up, thumbs up, yeah. Yeah, that's good. With faults, of course, with caveats, but overall good. So, have you watched anything this week? I mean, I finished the penguin, but I don't want to spoil it on you.

Geez, we're at an hour. Yeah, we went the hour there. That's mental. That's great. I was worried that someone would come home, and we have to go up to my room and inhale all the dust. The black mold. Yeah. No, sorry. right. I've got my own black mold back home

in Monaghan. Yeah, good. The Dublin black mold is probably all foreign. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Who you voting for? Sinn Féin? Or are you going to be gay? I heard Sinn Féin aren't doing very well. They did bad in the local elections. They never do

well, yeah. It's actually, weirdly enough, it's actually a great time to be Fianna Fala, Fianna Gale. Kind of always is, to be honest. Or a right wing weirdo. That's the perfect time. If you're out and about, there's like lads and they're like, ah, the Jews, they love

their pineapples and they fucking they love their fried chicken and water in Illinois out there in Israel don't they? Yeah, yeah, the Jews. That's how Monon lands are. No, but it's so funny, I still get a lot, it's obviously terrible, you know, it's just so funny to hear like, you know, some farmer, like, you know, an eight-year-old

farmer would be like, I heard now they're running the banks. They hear this recently, can you believe that? Yeah. And the Holocaust was a big low-de-cost one, yeah. A bunch of baloney, a bunch of malarkey. But, like, those guys doing very well. So I've been reading the Farmer's Journal a lot.

Okay. That's where you get your political news from? I do, yeah, yeah. And Fina Fala, Fian Gale, they have the exact same policies on farming. And for a lot of things, okay? Yeah, they're pretty much interchangeable. Well, here's the thing. Normally, though, there's still a bit of like, well, this is a Fianna Fala family.

This is a Fianna Gale family. They call Civil War politics. Okay. You know, because it's all based in the past, you know. Yeah, yeah. Based on Captain America's Civil War. But this time is a really high percentage of people, even higher than other elections, where it's either Fina Fall number one, Fina Gale, number two, or the opposite way around.

Yeah. A lot of people are just voting one of those two to be, you know, in charge. So it's going to be, you know, I don't need to be anything crazy this election. It's not going to be like, you know, I can't believe it. But there's not going to be in some kind of Trump-style situation. We're not going to be storming the doll. No, I don't think that. I think, I have heard, though,

this one, there's a big uptick in, like, younger voters, but, like, they're all, a lot of it is kind of the, you know, pro-Palestine anti-Israel thing, like, because Finnagal, Finnafail, Finnafal, Finnail,

are, like, pretty much, like, you know, very on Israel's side. No, they're not? Yeah, they are. You're right, actually, yeah. What he's like, I don't know why I got a bit defensive. I was like, don't say that. But like Sinn Fé. Well, no, I will say this now.

They have been doing the empty gestures of like, I think it's very bad, actually. And I think they should probably knock it on the head when you get a chance now. We've all had her fun, but should knock it on the head now. Yeah, we've had a good laugh at it now. I've loved the memes myself. They have, they're talking about they're going to do something with the, they do little little things, all right? So I think those little empty gestures. would be enough to get a few kind of like

people that are like, ah, I suppose would I would throw my vote away by voting for some weirdo or who's that? There's a man out the window. A big man and a big car coming to take us away. Oh, I was talking about politics too funny. This is like

this is too serious and too mature. Sorry, it's really not. But at a what was my point anyway? You're pro, Finn deGale. They're making empty gestures and that might be enough, you know, people love empty gestures. You just don't want to see Sinn Fé and win.

That's not the case at all. I just think, like, you know, it's going to be very unlikely to get more than, like, I think it's like 8% or something like the... Okay. Well, that's Brian ending the show with his pro-Protestant politics. Pro-Israel, pro-Protest, and pro-Clinth Eastwood. Yeah, and pro-Roy-Coh. No one took a dick like Roy Cohn now.

You could learn a thing or two from him. Nobody could take a black dick. like Roy Cohen does in my imagination. I'll tell you, Jeremy Strong, the acting he has, when he's on, I'll act out for you. When he's got his ass up in the air

and he's taking the dick, he's a vein popping out of his head. He's really going for it. He's like, he's going to win the Oscar for that now. The stunt cock was actually Kieran Culkin, but you didn't hear that from me. That's the end of the show there, but we're good.

and he, um, what could I watch? I want to watch, does a film want to watch with Josh O'Connor? I think he plays a grave robber. Who's Josh O'Connor? He's, everyone loves him. Who is he? Oh, you're not part of it, no. You need to watch the zeitguide tape, you know?

Okay. The zeitgeist? What are the zeitgeist tapes, probably? Zykegeist tapes, I'm from the thick of it. Okay. I look, I'm sick. Okay. Well, don't be getting cutty with me.

I'm going to go back to Carlo after this. Are you? Yeah. Oh. Cardi makes sense to Carlo God, I was losing it there Just go on long for a minute Because fuck it, right?

I even just, I went to fucking You know, the local shopping center nearby In Sanctuary, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to buy a phone And like, I'm realizing as I get older, I'm so autistic. I actually can't handle it.

Like, I'm in, I'm trying to go to CEX to buy a phone and it's just like, there's a woman giving a, like, there's only like, by the way, one person in the whole shop, right? One poor woman. and some woman yelling at her for some reason like, it's not there, it's not there.

There's like a baby crying and it's like a couple and it's like the dad's just like swearing for no reason, like yeah, fuck that, fuck that. And it's like some old fella's like I don't know, I just, he actually he asked me, I didn't tell you this. Yeah, he's like, would that be secondhand

would it to me? And like, I don't work here. He's like, I wouldn't be secondhand though. What do you think? But you're wearing glasses. So you probably know about the high text. And it was so bad. I was like, I gotta get out of here.

Like, I was just like, in my head I was like, I'm gonna stay here so you're gonna handle this, a little test. Yeah. I was like, I can't. I got a gout. Just ran out. I ran out and went to fucking subway, okay?

And you ever get the big breakfast? No. Yeah, so I want to get the big breakfast, okay? It's there. My apologies. On the sign it says the big brek witch. Oh. Like sandwich.

Breakfast sandwich? Yeah. What, because you're dyslexic? It just, that looks normal to me. finally some spell is right here for the big Brexit Sandwich So like

It's some young fella right And he's like He's taking age It's a woman for me He's taking age He's like yeah I just He's like looking around

The cheese yeah I was like I know where the cheese is Yeah Yeah The cheese Oh he's looking around It's right and frotty

You pal It's right there Yeah So like he makes this thing Okay And he's like He's putting a sticker on it He's like

I'll put another sticker on it is it because he's you only want to put the packaging just like figure out yeah yeah put the sticker in the wrong place it's all falling apart he's all panicking

like he's diffusing the bomb all right and then he's like oh how can help you I want a six inch big breakfast said big breakfast he's like big breakfast he don't do that

yeah the point is the sign he's like oh that's the break witch and I was like yeah yeah he should fucking know it's a different thing

I was like oh is it a breakfast sandwich can you just do that yeah yeah and he's like all right and he started putting on um uh i said six inch okay he started making the full thing right he'd be a cunt to wait until he put on the whole thing and it was like actually want a six inch oh wow well that's a bit you know you're not the last you're not the hero you're like oh a bit of justice for the common man no you're you're very much in the wrong for that i had the last laugh now go back to the start I'm going to tell you're wasting food yeah yeah and then you went out to the homeless guy he's like yeah yeah

there's a subway guy he's just throwing food all around the place man I went so didn't go back and make a six inch no he just cut it off all right left the other to the side okay then he's like he's too jovial about the whole thing I didn't like that

oh wow he was like at the end he was like that's some sandwich is like yeah I was like I'll tell you that a really good sandwich. I made that. Cheers. I thought he'd be more annoyed about my six inch. And to be honest with you, I ate it. I ate it, babe, I didn't like it. Left out in the car.

It's still there, isn't it? If you want it, you can have it. It's shy. It's kind of cold. Okay. What kind of... It's disgusting. It's like a bunch of eggs and, like, a bunch of meat. I think he's put like burger meat in there. That's probably like a sausage patty type thing. Oh, maybe that's it, yeah. But it's just really cold. I don't think he heating it properly

What's it? Maybe that was his revenge on me Maybe he's on a separate podcast That's what it was And I didn't heat the show that guy And I told him That's a really good sandwich I made And Jesus I was rock hard

The whole time And he was Oh, a little autistic face Oh I got a good gig on that I started eating him like Oh it's so hot It's so warm that we'll end it there

well that's you know the service industry it's all on the down slope you know that's why we need robots to come in and do everything for us just again not to end this in the minute but I was driving there to news talk

you know you ever listen to news talk yes so news talk is pretty like middle class yeah well it's almost like a party there this morning uh is driving along to like do you get your curtains cleaned oh you have to get my curtains clean every year

professionally clean you know you have to you know If you don't get your dirt and say you can get filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy curtains and it's pretty expensive now but I treat myself, I get a new curtain. Is she talking about her minge? No, I didn't think that, but it'd be funny if she was, you know, I clean my minge once a year.

People say you shouldn't. Professionally. I give a good lick, you know. But then literally the next section was about soup kitchens. It was like how they need to take soup kitchens out of Dublin. What? Because they're unseemly

and they attract the bad cat. Oh, wow. They attract the bad type. The soup kitchen should be out in the countryside. Jesus Christ. That's pretty, yeah. That's pretty dark, isn't there? Yeah.

I don't like walking past this. It's filthy, disgusting. Where? Wait. The ones in Dublin. Like, you know, they'll walk past soup kitchen. Look at the GPO. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Disgusting. Wow. It ruins a nighttime economy. I'm there trying to have fun with my ravers, you know. To be honest, man, I mean, you walk up and down on Conn Street, You can't tell where the soup kitchen ends and the commerce begins, you know. It all is kind of one big rich tapestry of shit and plebs.

That's my two cents anyway. Anyway, come to Dublin, guys. It's a magic, a magic. Crispus in Dublin. How much? Well, you're jobless now. How long until you're homeless do you think? I'm actually at the soup kitchen myself.

I only want to text me like, everyone in the soup kitchen is very disgusting. And I'm like... You go to the soup kitchen. Can I have the break which soup? A six inch please. A foot long bowl of soup, please.