Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 235 : Landman

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

Recorded before irish election, Landman was more important....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 episode. You've watched like three movies in a row. Yeah. Without me. Yes. Yeah, you watch She Said Without Me. You know I love that shit, all right? I found I enjoy films a lot more when you're not beside me going, do you know, he was a Doctor Who in 1987? I think that's informative and fun.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Other people enjoy that now. I sometimes go to cinema and santry and just kind of like stand up and like, don't worry guys, I'll provide the trivia. such a male pal oh you couldn't pay me to keep this mouth closed gobble gobble so you watch
Starting point is 00:00:41 like history of violence and you watch them what are shy and then you watch the oh Florida project as well I want to talk to you about those things but I have been watching Landman Okay Landman is the new kind of like It's a badass
Starting point is 00:00:55 show for White men Old White Man man. Yeah, yeah. And already, because the only way old white men, they're kind of bitter.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Yes. They're angry. Yes. You know, things didn't work out well for them. Yes. And I kind of re-relate to that. And these old guys,
Starting point is 00:01:14 they sit down and they want to watch a show where the old fella that everyone underestimates. Yeah. He's like, suck my pecker. And all the girls are like, oh yeah, let's do it.
Starting point is 00:01:25 So, and there's like, you know, a college industry of Taylor Sheridan shows. You know, so like, Yellowstone. Yes.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yeah. Where it's Kevin Costor is the cool white conservative man. Yeah. And then there's Tulsa King. Tulsa King is even more extreme because Tulsa King in that show, Sylvester Stallone is still the hottest and toughest and biggest guy around. Even though he's a senior citizen. Yeah, but in that show, like, literally they'd be like in court for something.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Yeah. And the mean old judge, she's like, no, I'm not going to, I'm going to go hard on you. don't like you, he's like, come on, you know, it's me. Hey, baby, come on, you know what you do, bang the gavel, and she just falls in love. Yeah, yeah, immediately. She just slurs, semi- incomprehensible. You know, I beg the gal whether I can bang you tonight.
Starting point is 00:02:18 How about that? He's like Oscar Wild, he's got a wave of words. And like, like, and like, let's say there's like, there's like a rival guy in the town of Tulsa and Tulsa King, okay? he's like, you better step off my patch, okay? Because I got all my boys with me here. And we're going to, there's going to be hell to pay. If you mess with me, you know, I'm the, I'm the true Tulsa King.
Starting point is 00:02:43 And then Stallone will just punch him in the face. Right. And then the guy would be like, I now work for you. That's how it works. Yeah. Okay, put your guns down, guys, all right? This guy's in charge. Let's just hand over our.
Starting point is 00:02:59 multi-million dollar corporate like criminal empire to this new guy and they say a lot in the show like he's like a former mafia guy from new york or ever like that yeah and they say that like he's the highest earner in mafia history uh-huh yeah right that's why they sent him to to Tulsa yeah yeah or what is that he gets out of prison he gets out of prison he's in prison for years but i don't know how long he's been in prison but in the show he doesn't know like what anything is he's like He doesn't know what phones are He doesn't know what the cinema is He doesn't know what chocolate
Starting point is 00:03:33 I saw this It was like a horse carriage But like there was no horse It was just moving real fast That was like Yeah what's going on here I think in the season two I think what's happening is
Starting point is 00:03:50 I've heard bits and pieces I've seen bits and pieces of it I think there's like an oil baron Which is almost with the oil barons Yeah, but he's an oil baron who's like a billionaire, but he's also trying to get into the weed game in Tulsa. He's trying to like... That's where the real money is.
Starting point is 00:04:06 He's trying to sling ten bags in Tulsa. Forget Halliburton. That's yesterday's garbage. Now it's all about hash kicks in Tulsa. And then like, you know, it's like a billionaire versus the small business of Stallone, okay? Yeah. And they'll be like, Martin Star will hack into a satellite. and then they'll take over his drones or something like
Starting point is 00:04:31 wow so it really is just written four boomers who don't you know yeah yeah and this new show is it's just as extreme with the boomer stuff yeah but it's just a tiny bit more grounded and I'm only watched three episodes of Landman
Starting point is 00:04:48 but it's just so bad title oh it is yeah land man don't you sound dumb when saying it like land man is like we'll call it that and we'll take it something better later anything else like you know black gold or something yeah i mean is it possible that it was just written by ai you know it could be but i tell you ai is pretty decent oh you're a big you're a big proponent of i love simon harris and ai yes my two biggest question now if we can combine those two oh i have a little simon harris in my pocket that ignores me i try to talk to
Starting point is 00:05:20 you don't care about us at all no well you don't care about the discipline yes i did I actually do. I think you're great. I think you're wonderful. Just don't touch me or look me in the eye. But yes. Oh, you don't think I have a big penis. That's what you're saying?
Starting point is 00:05:35 Oh, I don't have a big penis. Well, then, I'm not going to talk to you. If you're not going to, if you don't think I have a big penis, but then my brother's an autistic. And I talk to him every Christmas. So you're in the wrong, madam. You're very much in the wrong. How did that make you feel, Brian? I loved it.
Starting point is 00:05:52 He got schooled by that woman. No, he got harassed by that woman. I think, yeah, I would have arrested. Their best buddies now, according to him. Oh, yeah. I'm talking to her on the phone every night, you know. I love his, like, it's not on. It's not on.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I had a moment of just, I was just flipping bad. Yeah. Oh, I'm so angry at myself. Yes, yeah. What a coward. Oh, no, no. What a spineless weasel. He slaves every day for us.
Starting point is 00:06:22 And you got Mary Lou there killing guards. Yeah. and molesting children and doing all this stuff yeah molesting the children of the murdered guards she goes round to their house saying oh daddy's not here
Starting point is 00:06:37 to protect you now drop those pants boy and Jerry Adams like I'll shut that's not that should ain't like right there aye and then they're just playing kneecap on repeat
Starting point is 00:06:51 you know while they molest the children and these little orphaned boys. That's the Sinn Féin government in a nutshell. I'll tell you what, that is good political satire. I kind of wish you were, you know, those political cartoonists. That'd be pretty good, yeah, yeah. I love those cartoons where it's kind of like, you know,
Starting point is 00:07:10 like Trump wearing a hat that says corruption on it. I don't know. Do you think people will get it? Well, we'll get back to Landman the minute. Now, I'm going to do something that I think is very annoying, but fuck it. I'm going to talk about something I half remember from a podcast.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Okay. So I was listening to a podcast about Trump, okay? Right. And it was negative. Okay. And they were saying that Trump's appointing all these people that are bad. But their theory was, you know, you ever hear Matt Gates? Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:42 No, Matt Gates. Gates, okay. So they tried to appoint him. And you know him, he's been accused, like being with 17-year-olds and stuff. Yeah. Taking her over state lines, because that's what they love to do. Classic, classic mistake. And also you see his Venmo payments.
Starting point is 00:07:56 No. Oh, yeah. So Venmo is kind of like Revolut. You have a little like message with each payment, okay? So there's all these payments to like... Four tame pussy. No, no, it's all these payments of 17 year old girls and stuff, okay? Oh.
Starting point is 00:08:09 But it's all like for being awesome. For an awesome time. Yeah, for being so freaking cool. That's way more nefarious than if it just said for pussy. Yeah, yeah. Is it just like four, six? sex. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:24 It's this way more like... For J's cut. For my special hour with you that I'll never forget. Yeah. But they were saying that... I don't know if it's true or not. I don't really care.
Starting point is 00:08:36 But Trump is doing 4D chess. Okay. So he's appointing the paedophile and the Linda McMahon types to distract you from the actual really bad people. So who are the really bad people? Well, they're saying there's some guy...
Starting point is 00:08:51 And again, don't know, there's no way to find out some bloke there's some bloke who runs like hospices and hospitals so that's big money all right and he's his big thing is
Starting point is 00:09:06 he's trying to get Trump to make it harder for patients to sue hospices and hospitals right because he's fucking sick of all these patients making a big deal out of little things you know because if you like it's kind of like you know if you're trying to run a business okay you can't every Tom Dick and Harry sue
Starting point is 00:09:23 you just because you know they got bitten by a rat or something sure apparently the hospices do with a lot of rats hospices do yeah oh there's a rat problem in the hospice that's you you don't need that do you that's you know during pallet of care or it's a kind of like oh what you think that if a rat bite you you're going to get sick love wake up and smell like coffee
Starting point is 00:09:48 you're on the way out if anything the rat could sue you The rat takes a bite out of you And then it's sick as fuck How about that? You fucking goober How about you shave the rat And give yourself a wig
Starting point is 00:10:02 You lollipop looking goofball Oh, all right Do they ever say that, Brian? I'm making suggestions Is it still political satire of Britain About doing it, right? It's a trope with a hat that says Oh, what you just said
Starting point is 00:10:21 it's a really big hat well also it's funny is a lot of people go into the hospices now they're not actually dying no because you get money lazy bones you get money for more people in there so people that are kind of on the cusp and like should they get the surgery
Starting point is 00:10:36 you're like nah just go to the hospice with the rats and the elevator is all broken what the fuck so they actually have ramps now on the stairs okay so it's like it's a bogging down yeah oh my god
Starting point is 00:10:49 you wield some chemo cunt, okay? You gotta slide them down the stairs and don't hit the rats on the way down. So they're saying they're kind of like, you know, obviously
Starting point is 00:10:59 like they're letting them go to shit. Okay, they're getting government contracts, so don't need to try too hard and you're sticking them any old piece of shit and it costs too much money to like, you know, why are you going to give them
Starting point is 00:11:08 like food that isn't stale? Yeah. You know, come on. But these guys, this same guy, okay, has bought a load of businesses in, like, hospitals, I should say, in, like, Africa now.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Right. And those hospitals are even worse. Yeah, they don't complain about the rats over there. But there was some journalist who was, like, questioning, some African journalist who was questioning, like, what was going on. Yeah. And then her car just exploded. Ah.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Coincidence, I assume. Yeah, yeah, just one of those things. So, um, I listened, but again, I was listening to the podcast at one year, and I was, like, doing work with the other. So, like, you know. Your dad was screaming out. No, that's wrong, Brian. Daddy, quiet.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Father, the hospice situation is gross. It's absurd. Yeah. I may actually get more details about that. That sounds interesting, though, yeah. Obviously, RFK was a big one. Everyone was kind of freaked out that he's the new. I think RFK, people were distracted by the other ones. I think, like, Gates, Matt Gates is he's the only one that they couldn't get him in.
Starting point is 00:12:12 No, what? But again, they're saying that's like, okay, look, we won't, we won't put in Matt Gates. You're happy now. We can get all the rest in, but no paedophiles. You're happy? What was he going to be appointed as? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Nothing too sexy. You know, something like the treasury or something. Something not unimportant. Transport secretary. Yeah, yeah. That's not the sexy thing, you know. I'm a minister of bodacious babes. They're over 18.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Yeah. Just, you know, could catch me out. Yeah, minister of Twins What are we talking about, sorry, oh Landman Landman, yeah We got off topic there So what exactly is the plot of a landman?
Starting point is 00:12:56 So Landman is about Billy Bob Thornton and he runs a big oil refinery company Right, okay Whereas Yellowstone is just farming? Just farming and land and all right, yeah So this is like next level I'll tell you what, I'll think he owns a lot of land
Starting point is 00:13:11 So Kevin Costor is a land man yeah they're all of that again again any new oil whatsoever yeah right right have a title like that you know yeah uh oil and blood i mean i don't want to be i don't want to come off like a lip char but this all sounds like kind of just cut and paste shite that's all the same i'll tell you well at the start i was like this is gay yeah and then it won me over again and then it became gay again okay then it won me over it's kind of going to the george you know uh but so it's It starts off, okay, and I didn't fully understand this, but Billy Bob is doing a deal with, like, the cartels to buy their land, because there's oil in Mexico. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Okay. So because they're, like, Mexicans, okay, they can't just, like, sit down and have, like, a business deal with him. They got to put, like, a bag over Billy Bob's head. Oh. And bring him to, like, fucking, you know, in middle of the desert. Right. And then they shoot, like, his buddy in the head. Oh.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Okay. And, like... That's how you do a land deal. Yeah. And then with Billy Bob, they're like, why don't we kill you now, Gringo? He's like, hey, suck my pecker. They're like, we respect you, Gringo. You are now in charge of the cartel hunts.
Starting point is 00:14:26 You control everything. We respect you. So literally, like, Billy Bob is like, there's papers in my pocket, take them out, sign them. And the cartel sign them. Right. Because he says, suck my pecker. Sure. And they're like, pleasure doing business with you.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah. And that's the start. I was like, okay, this is pretty stupid. but the next scene really won me over next scene is a mysterious plane like a private jet
Starting point is 00:14:50 lands in the middle of a motorway huh you're like what's going on here a BC motorway no it's empty it's dead just the middle of the desert
Starting point is 00:14:58 all right where literally you can like you can't hear no cars around from miles and miles okay lands in the motorway a truck
Starting point is 00:15:05 comes by okay and smashes into the jet and it's all practical oh that's pretty good it's like a truck smashing into a jet jet goes on fire
Starting point is 00:15:16 truck oil truck goes on fire as well you know they have a guy and they're like old school
Starting point is 00:15:22 it's a guy set on fire running around you know it's not like the fake CGI fire yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:15:28 that's how they really get you that's like fuck and hell what's this so it turns out one of Billy Bob well it's a mystery
Starting point is 00:15:34 one of Billy Bob's jets was reported stolen and now a month later the jet is found on the motorway burnt up
Starting point is 00:15:43 the truck is burnt up and there's a fuck ton of heroin on the jet the only thing that wasn't burnt up is like all the heroin because it's gone
Starting point is 00:15:51 all over the fucking road okay right right right it turns out it was Billy Bob's private jet that got stolen
Starting point is 00:15:56 and it's Billy Bob's private motorway oh so these guys so powerful they own motorways this is like
Starting point is 00:16:03 Billy Bob doorway that he lets the government like he lets people use it sometimes but he built it because he needed
Starting point is 00:16:09 it's all transport you know right right so he's like he is the king he's incredibly wealthy incredibly wealthy yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:16:16 and you know they kind of go into now I like to start because it's going to like to kind of what it's like to be on in oil and all aspects so like
Starting point is 00:16:25 there's the Billy Bob kind of element then there's like the the guys like Michael Pena oh yeah and they play the guys that literally they live in like
Starting point is 00:16:33 basically it's an oil town where it's like it's like fucking like army barracks in a way right you're a little small area
Starting point is 00:16:41 single bed You get up at like 5 o'clock, some guy rings the bell. You all get up at your fucking toolbox and your hard hat and you get in big buses and you go to the oil rink. And he's working the oil refinery rinks. Sounds kind of horrible. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, that's the life for me.
Starting point is 00:17:00 That'll toughen me up maybe. I'll stop listening to podcast. And then I'll have my own motorway. The Doctor Who motorway. Beep, beep, out away. I'm driving my cardus Tardis It works, yeah, it works, yeah
Starting point is 00:17:22 There we go Doctor Who actually you have a car Called Bessie Bessie Yeah, yeah it was an old kind of car Like proper like bongk, bonk You know that kind of like Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:17:32 Old air horn, that kind of thing Yeah Anyway, we're not here talking about Doctor Who James Stop trying to make them like Dr. Oh, I can't help myself It's lost the whimsy of it all yeah so it's billy bob and like john ham is in the show but john ham i imagine he probably
Starting point is 00:17:50 shot all the scenes separately because his whole job is he's like the business guy who like i think runs billy bob i think he's like in charge of billy bob oh i think he sells the oil to john ham oh i see right yeah yeah so john ham's like where's my oil i'm like we got a problem that's your problem, not mine. And it's all these scenes of like John Hamm is somewhere gets a phone call and then he's like, what's going on? Well, this happened
Starting point is 00:18:17 found the jet, this happened, okay. Hang up. Yeah, yeah. So he's just always like in an office or whatever. Or like a fucking like dinner or somewhere. It's like, I got to take this. Honey, please. I got to take this. All right. What is it now? You know? So that's all John
Starting point is 00:18:32 Ham does. I watch three episodes. That's all he does. And he's got a daughter in it. I showed you the daughter. You did? Yeah, Billy Bob's daughter in it and she is like I didn't
Starting point is 00:18:42 expect this show to be so crass so they say the F word in it oh really fuck
Starting point is 00:18:48 yeah and there's a bit in it where the daughter's like she's got a boyfriend yeah
Starting point is 00:18:52 and Billy Bob's like I hope you're practice in protection she's like don't worry daddy
Starting point is 00:18:57 he can come anywhere on me as long as he doesn't come in me that's my little girl just like
Starting point is 00:19:05 your daddy taught you yes but she the actress is very attractive she's 27
Starting point is 00:19:13 in real real life but she's playing a high schooler is that right I believe so yeah yeah yeah so she's 27
Starting point is 00:19:23 so hey not gonna catch me on I wasn't accusing me of anything yeah the only thing I like you just see her and her mother who's also really
Starting point is 00:19:31 fucking hot just like lying by the pool in bikinis yeah they're very spoiled women they lie around the pool and they're You're like, Billy Bob, go get me three French fries.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Well, I can't just get three. I've got to get, you know. No, just buy a load of French fries. Throw them out. Just pick the three best ones, give them to me, Daddy. Oh. Yeah. I'll do any with my little girl.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Meanwhile, Michael Pena is on fire. Could I have the fries you throw out? No, that one set a bad example. I don't want to set a precedent here. So Billy Bob's got these problems. So there's this jet that went missing, and now it's of drugs. We don't know yet how if Billy Bob's involved with the drugs
Starting point is 00:20:11 or not. Okay. And also there's like Michael Michael Pena. Yeah. He isn't last past first episode. What? So what happens is he's like working on one oil rink. Yeah. Oil rig? Oil rig. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And he's working on it and
Starting point is 00:20:27 something's not turning. So he's like oh fuck it hell. And he starts banging a wrench with a hammer and get a turn and it causes one spark. And the whole thing goes up. So now Billy Bob's got fucking problems with like you know the environmental agency and the families of the workers got blown up
Starting point is 00:20:43 yeah yeah so he's dead he's dead completely melted yeah he's literally like charcoal that doesn't make sense why because he's a big star you wouldn't get him in for one episode yes you would surprise you you can't afford him for like you're paying
Starting point is 00:20:57 for john ham you can get john ham no butter I get john ham right here Michael pinia John ham and cheese John ham's doing fucking toast to London all this shy I don't know I think he's gonna But it's like you know
Starting point is 00:21:12 When they have like Drew Barremor and Scream That's different It's a movie A TV series is like Yeah do you need them longer then Yeah You can't afford him long
Starting point is 00:21:21 He doesn't want to do longer Okay alright fine I get so defensive I'm an idiot then yeah Well look maybe you'll come back Yeah I think he's gonna come back In flashback Or he's not actually dead
Starting point is 00:21:32 Well he looked pretty dead Yeah but these shows are like Oh but I had my secret hatch, you know, it's retarded. It's a dumb show for retards like you. I'm like no, it's not. It's amazing. I learned so much.
Starting point is 00:21:48 They got me real hype at oil. You know oil is making more money than ever before. Really? Yeah, I taught oil is on the way down. I thought it's a finite resource. No, oil has never been more expensive and also, okay. Yeah, because there's less of it. Yeah, which means the money goes up.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Okay. Uh, but here's thing. If it's, there's less of it, there's to sell so eventually it runs out. That's a future problem. At the moment okay, oil is like number three let's say in the biggest industries in the world but when any of those top industries
Starting point is 00:22:17 go up those industries need more oil. Okay. So like they all go up like the car manufacturing they're making more cars than ever before which I'm surprised by that as well. I thought to be less but aren't they all like electric vehicles and stuff? Only a small amount just be honest. Have you seen
Starting point is 00:22:33 the Jaguar stuff? Oh yeah. That's so funny. So you The only way, they made Jaguar, like, trans or something, didn't they? Yeah, they had trans people in the ad or something. Yeah, so whatever, okay. Why are trans people not allowed to drive Jack? You know, it's funny, I saw multiple people retweeten. Do you ever see the Villains ad from like 2012?
Starting point is 00:22:54 Villains? Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. So, this is, picture this, okay. It's somebody in a suit driving a Jaguar, all right? Okay. And camera turns around, it's Mark Strong. He's like, yeah, I'm always playing the villain
Starting point is 00:23:12 And then there's a chopper above him It's Tom Hiddleston He's like, I'm playing the villain is so much fun And then someone walks out of a fancy mansion It's Ben Kingsley Okay And sometimes it's good to be bad And then the helicopter lands
Starting point is 00:23:30 And the jockey, skinny, limey fruit cakes Like, oh, I'm such a bad man, you know I am I'm a naughty little bugger in I Yeah yeah But then like You know Jaguar pulls boy The Jaguar's there The three fellas there
Starting point is 00:23:45 It's like yeah It's good to be bad Jaguar Right And I see all these guys post to be like This is when Jaguar We're making cool ads And balls
Starting point is 00:23:54 For men Yeah Yeah We're just know a little boy Didn't we Oh I love to be bad I do Yeah but that's when
Starting point is 00:24:05 fellas could be fellas, am I right? Yeah. They took out the little Jaguar, the little image. Is this the word Jaguar now? Well, that's, that's way stupider than, you know. Yeah, that's more offensive than that. Unless they made the Jaguar trans.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Maybe that's why it's not there because it's at the, you know, it's at the clinic, get the hormones, and then it'll come back, you know. With massive teeth. And a rainbow-colored wig or whatever. Whatever happens at those clinics, I don't know. Yeah, I don't really know But it's almost like
Starting point is 00:24:40 People keep falling for it It's like they seem a Bud Light But didn't they bring it back Yeah It's like it's like you remember they made new coke Yeah, it's gonna be gay coke It's like yeah It's like and now don't worry guys
Starting point is 00:24:52 We came back and all these old fellas Like I can finally stop the boycott Yeah yeah Now that they're not gay I'm gonna buy three Jaguars Yeah like anyone who's fucking stupid Enough to fall for that shit It's never gonna be able to afford a Jaguar
Starting point is 00:25:04 Like we were watching Christmas ads here a while ago. Yeah. And I forget what company it was, but it's like, Boots? Maybe Boots,
Starting point is 00:25:11 you know, but it's like, boots than something like most men are going to anyway. Speak for yourself, darling. I just be like,
Starting point is 00:25:18 I'm there five nights a week. Knocking boots. Ooh. But me as men, is that, I get raped to the local chemist, Brian. I go in for a box
Starting point is 00:25:28 of Solfidine and they rape me because they know I can't say no. Yeah. I don't you get to solfidine. Oh, this is just padded all extra
Starting point is 00:25:40 Oh, they got me again Well, it's not like lads down the pub We're like, oh yeah, Saturday night, a bit of boots Come on, lads, we'll go down booze Play the fruity machine, get a cab And head round boots For some mascara So they made some ad where like boots is like kind of gay
Starting point is 00:26:01 But again, it's just to get people online Be like, boots are gay Yeah for women now and you fall for it every time don't you I get so angry yeah it's like when made Doctor Who
Starting point is 00:26:13 gay yeah when in the 60s oh burn is that when it started it did yeah sweet 63 I believe
Starting point is 00:26:22 it was a 61st anniversary there in 23rd really yeah what did you do for 61st I said did you go to boots no I just
Starting point is 00:26:32 I go to boots to read my Jaguar back in scenes. But anyway, Landman. So what else? Back to that teenage daughter.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Tell me more about her. There's so many scenes of like, to do two separate scenes of Billy Bob smoking where he shouldn't smoke. Okay. It's like the first scene, he's like at a police station and this cop is like,
Starting point is 00:26:58 hey, sorry, sorry, you can't smoke in here. He's like, hey, not right now. I don't need this. Oh. Hey, you can't talk me like this. I'll talk to you anyway. God darn want He's like
Starting point is 00:27:08 Well I'm gonna arrest you And then like the sheriff comes by He's like All right Billy Bob Let's head off together He's like yeah That's right Hey I want you to fire that rookie
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yeah No he does instead he's like Yeah You don't like my mouth Well your wife does And she also likes my dick And gives him the middle finger Wow
Starting point is 00:27:29 Some little rookie you know Yeah It's not really that oppressive If you're a billionaire air oil barring. He throws the fucking cigarette down the ground
Starting point is 00:27:38 yeah. So he's making a mess now as well and then he does the exact same thing in a restaurant the next episode like please stop
Starting point is 00:27:45 smoking a restaurant yeah no fuck you and your wife loves my dick and then he's like you know
Starting point is 00:27:53 if you give my wife too many tequila they'll be fighting you know you won't make it out here and you'll be in a box you all just kind of like tough talk
Starting point is 00:28:02 you know yeah but again it's like kind of still own the way Billy Bob, like, he's not exactly the most mostliest man in the world. No. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying... It's kind of skinny, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:28:13 Yeah, but, I mean, it'd be sometimes in it where he's... I'm old. There'd be sometimes in it where he's literally talking, like, five big black guys. He's like, you wouldn't like me when I get angry. And the black guy's like, we're sorry. Yo, man, I don't want no trouble, dog. Well, too bad, partner, you got trouble. What?
Starting point is 00:28:31 You know what to do, fellas, and they all get tired on their knees. Let's take turns. It's so big, it's going to take all of us to do it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's just like pure, like, boobber, white guy fantasy stuff, you know. All the black guys are scared of me. They respect me. Don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 00:28:59 I fall for it as well. much as any it's not like I'm above it I love it too I'm like yes Billy Bob show them
Starting point is 00:29:07 show those good for nothing hoodlums his boss when Lewis you're like oh Billy Bob what would Billy Bob
Starting point is 00:29:14 do I I you know I let a cigarette on a bus and they gave me a fine
Starting point is 00:29:24 and now I'm in lots of trouble and I'm not allowed to take the bus anymore you're smoking the bus and you're like stop like
Starting point is 00:29:31 yeah The sheriff after you. The show itself is actually pretty stupid now. I think I won't watch much else, you know. I like living in the world, but like after three episodes, it's like I'm done, you know? And even then, I wasn't really fully paying attention. It's funny you talked about like, you know, kind of white guy fantasies and all that.
Starting point is 00:29:51 You're voting the election, are you? Yeah. Have you heard of Val Martin? No. Oh, Val Marrhy. He's an independent candidate for Kirk McCross, I believe. Oh, okay. You're talking about him on Celtic Lig.
Starting point is 00:30:01 He's independent. He's against, like, he's talking about Dublin's gotten this shit. It's full of Asian gangs now. And there's too many immigrants and stuff. And, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:12 He's, like, kind of like, normal in that sense. But, like, they're talking about him Celtic Ligers. Yeah. And he's got a very odd kind of, like, he's become, like, a big star and, like, TikTok and all that.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Oh, really? But he records, like, just on his phone. And he'd be listening, like, on the road, be like, I'm on the road here now. Look at that house now. uh jeez young people love living the house but sure immigrants come along and they buy all the houses and there's nothing left for anyone uh it's a grand old house now and like he like he like burp and stuff
Starting point is 00:30:41 and he just won't do a second take oh right okay and he like get his you know words wrong and like i'll start over just starts you know there's a video again but he doesn't edit it no no no that's hilarious and like he had like a video of like him going around his house being like well you want to vote for me you should get to know me more so here's me house and he just walk around be like, so there's the toilet there. You've got to pull the string there to get it going now. The toilet's on a bit...
Starting point is 00:31:06 I built it now. It's on a bit of a slant, you know? Yeah, yeah. So, but it's good, good crack now. I'd never be bored. I got my books there, the art of war, and I like... Shunt has you.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Yeah, yeah. And he was saying, like, he used to be a guard for like four years, you know? Oh, wow. He was like, and I'd be solving crimes and all that. And it was good now. And tell you, when I were tired, even the travellers respected me.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Weird thing to say, but all right. I'm surprised I haven't heard of this guy. Yeah, well, I'd say look him up. We'll watch some videos of him. Yeah. I'd need to watch more of them. I've just been listening to Celtic Liger's talk with him. Right.
Starting point is 00:31:40 And the thing is like, he literally puts out, I think, like, a video every single day. And they're all these, like, long meandering videos. Yeah, yeah. And I tell you, another thing, as all this stuff, like, I don't think it's true at all. He's like, I'll tell you, shouldn't Fain say they want to, they want to stop young people from buying houses. I don't think this. I don't think any political party. would say that ever.
Starting point is 00:32:02 And they say they don't like old people and they want all the old people to be assisted suicided. And let me tell you now, I'm going to put a stop to that. So if you love your granny, vote for me. But like Celtic Ligers do the like the actual fucking donkey work.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Like listen to them and they get the good clips. Yeah. And all that. Yeah. Tell you man, Celtic Ligers, they fucking do the work. I could never do that much. They're watching all this shit. They're like on Twitter and they're like, um, yeah. They're whistling all these. from politics stuff.
Starting point is 00:32:32 I'm the opposite. I've zoned out so much. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, because, you know. I've got better things to be doing. Do you? You're unemployed now. Dr. Odyssey.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Oh, right. I showed you some Doctor Odyssey. Yeah, I wasn't like that. Oh, you loved it. That wasn't written by Taylor Sheridan. I could tell. Yeah, it wasn't. He wouldn't put up with any of that nonsense.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Actually, that's a very interesting point, because Dr. Odyssey is a show about this handsome doctor on a cruise ship. Yes. But he looks like a really nice guy. It's Joshua Jackson, he kind of shows up like, hey, how are you getting on? I used to help like underprivileged children in like Africa or wherever. And then like... I'm rich and handsome, but I just can't seem to find a girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:33:15 And when I'm not, you know, crying over the plight of women, I'm writing poetry, you know. But like if it was a Taylor Sheridan show, it'd be like, who'd be like did get now? Instead, Joshua Jackson, did get like, not Liam Neeson, but they get like some of like... Yeah. an aging star I'd see like a what's it
Starting point is 00:33:33 Clive Owen That'd be a good one Yeah Clive Owen And he'd be like You know You can't smoke On the crew ship Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:39 suck my dick Well you fuck off You little Slag or do I'll fuck I won my yeah And they'd be like He's so charming Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:50 I don't know What's called Doctor Odyssey Doctor Odyssey So he's a doctor On a ship called the Odyssey Right
Starting point is 00:33:55 Yeah I don't know I didn't like it at all Yeah I'm going to watch That's the key You've been unemployed Now I can watch all these things
Starting point is 00:34:04 Yeah Let me check my notes see Tell you what Real quick there I'm pretty sad Fucking Todd Shalons Just what's his name Todd Salons
Starting point is 00:34:14 Salons Yeah He just can't get funding anymore Really It's been weird Maybe it's because All of his films are dog shit
Starting point is 00:34:21 Like I love the first two Like welcome to the dollhouse And happiness I think are legit grade Yeah everything after that dog shit like it's insane
Starting point is 00:34:33 the drop off in quality is serious I've never seen these other films man I've watched I haven't seen them all but like tell me but so like
Starting point is 00:34:42 let me just go through is actually filmography because I want to what's the first one welcome the dollhouse isn't it welcome the dollhouse that's good isn't it
Starting point is 00:34:49 that's really good yeah that's fantastic despite like this little girl in school who's getting bullied but like she's also a really horrible person to like people in her old life and yeah uh yeah like he's just very good at like the kind of
Starting point is 00:35:04 the real dysfunction of suburbia he really like examined that middle class kind of dysfunction no and like uh what about storytelling storytelling is okay i guess like it's split up into two so the first one is about uh selma blair she's a student and she's taking this creative writing class and the teacher or the professor is a very kind of pretentious like asshole and he like he's always talking shit
Starting point is 00:35:40 about their writing and how they're not good at it but he's a black guy as well and his whole thing is like banging little white the thing that Todd Salons is he really leans into the controversial topics like he's very that's what he got renowned for
Starting point is 00:35:56 I think he's kind of got a reputation being a bit of an edge lower Yes Yeah See but like in the early 90s Well mid 90s I suppose when he started Like that was still kind of
Starting point is 00:36:07 You know It was considered Pushing the envelope Thought provoking It was edgy But it had a point You know Well this is back to your time
Starting point is 00:36:16 People thought like There's no more problems anymore So the racism's been solved Yeah War is not even an issue anymore You know And like You know
Starting point is 00:36:25 Israel's okay You know Everything's grand you know So now you can't and push it and it's like whatever you know we're now a bit more kind of like socially kind of like aware yeah and annoying
Starting point is 00:36:35 and they won't let me watch my paedophile movies anymore I want to see Dylan Baker I have to make my own yeah but yeah so storytelling then the whole thing is like so the black professor bangs Selma Blair and the whole thing is like
Starting point is 00:36:52 he makes her call him the N word while they fuck and then but then after and she decides it was rape and she writes a story about it. Basically, she writes a story for the creative
Starting point is 00:37:06 writing class about how the professor raped her. And then the professor's like, yeah, rather potentious and self-indulgent, not very well written. Would you recommend it as a novelty? I mean, for a novelty, yes. That's the first half. What about, oh, sorry, second half, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Second half is then about Paul Giamatti. He's a documentary filmmaker. who wants to he basically follows this high school student fly in the wall kind of you know yeah yeah but the thing is the kid he's like he's a real he's a dipshit like he's an idiot like he says he doesn't want to go to college he just wants to host a chat show like Conan o'brien like that's his whole thing it's like i just want to be the next colon o'brien so that's pretty funny yeah but then paul d'bara's like yeah but you know Conan o'brien went to harvard what really Really? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:00 I think there's a bit with, like, a dream sequence where the kid goes on Conan O'Brien. That makes sense. Conan would do that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. See, it's not great, but it is worth a watch, I think. You know, especially like the sex scene where she's calling him the N-word. Of course, yeah. If that doesn't get you hard, I don't know what will, to be honest. James loves that. I sure do.
Starting point is 00:38:21 And he did it on me. Brian, if you're not going to commit to the bit, why did I cover myself? and boot polish. Ah, come on, just say it. I'm not recording. I told you I switched the camera off. They're just doing it. The red light means it's not on.
Starting point is 00:38:39 So then, now, paladrome. Palindrome. I was chatting to a guy about this a while ago now. And he didn't like it, but him talking about it made me interested in it. Yes. Well, I'm going to agree with him because I didn't like it either. Okay. Now, when you hear about it, you hear about it. you hear what it's about
Starting point is 00:38:59 you know it is like it definitely grabs your attention it's so poorly executed though like just from a technical standpoint it looks like it was filmed by like a novice student filmmaker and you know I'm sure that was intentional but it kind of
Starting point is 00:39:15 it's borderline unwatchable like what is it even it's like some do abortion isn't it? Yeah yeah yeah but then halfway through it switches I thought the gimmick was from
Starting point is 00:39:28 What this guy told me the gimmick is that The main character is constantly changing Yes, that's what it is So it's like at one point it's like this overweight black girl And then it changes to like she's a teenage girl And like this paedophile like captures her And takes her away And a lot of Todd Salon stuff
Starting point is 00:39:49 Is always about rape and paedophilia And you know Racism and now it didn't do well So he then went went back to the well and did happiness too. Yeah. Which is life during wartime. Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Which I haven't seen because I'm normally like this, but this is one case from like, I loved happiness so much. I don't really want to see. Happiness is by far his best film. Yeah. And like, it's just, it's insane to watch that. And then to even go to Life After War Time is a good example because it's just, it's the same characters, but all new actors.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Yeah. So it's Karen Hines playing. the Dylan Baker role. Oh, really? Yeah. That's very different, isn't it? And it's like he's just gotten out of prison. And, yeah, to be honest, it's so badly done that it's actually very, it was quite boring
Starting point is 00:40:39 and tedious to get through. And I can't even think of, I think there's a bit in life during wartime where a character from Welcome to the Doll House, so like the kid who played the brother, he shows up in that and they're at like some backyard barbecue. And his whole storyline is like, yeah, everybody accused me of being a paedophile, but I'm not. So, okay, right. Now, Dark Horse, that's the next one he did. Have you seen there?
Starting point is 00:41:08 Yeah, that was actually okay. It's like, Selma Blair plays like this, like, depressed. Just like, yeah, she's almost catatonic in her depression. She just, like, goes through life, completely detached and alienated. and then the so she strikes up a kind of relationship with this like fat
Starting point is 00:41:31 obnoxious man child who's like really obsessed with like a little toy action figures of like superheroes and stuff and he like he works for his dad's company but he's really bad at he's just like useless
Starting point is 00:41:47 or whatever he's very selfish and I think he ends up getting a disease and dying or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, that one I remember, like, I remember that one actually coming out. Yes. I didn't watch it. Remember, like, people saying, like, actually wasn't, like, shit?
Starting point is 00:42:03 It wasn't terrible. Definitely, a lot better than palindromes or life after wartime. And finally, I'm making you work hard here, but finally, the last one, okay, is Weiner Dog. Yes. Which I'd never seen, but wasn't it like, that was an Amazon movie? I think he got money off Amazon to do that.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Well, you know, that actually has a bit of a cast in it, so there's, like, Kieran Culkin and Danny DeVito and stuff so it's like it's a series of vignettes and like there's this wiener dog that like gets passed around from different owners to owners because some owners die or some get arrested so you're just like that's the you know framing device or the narrative thing and uh you follow like i think danny de veto is suicidal he like tries to shoot up a place or something again i think i kind of watched all of these are on the same time. Yeah. And it's not like you're so vastly
Starting point is 00:42:57 different, I imagine. Yes. You're like, which one of the pitiful in it? Yeah, exactly. They really all overlap and blur. Yeah. And it's like, when you go back to like happiness, obviously the subject matter is so like grotesque. But the performances are so fucking good. Like Philip Seymour Hoffman is hilarious. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:15 And tragic in equal measure. So there's stuff that you can go back to. I would not be in a hurry to watch any of these films ever again. I remember of being actively like This is shit I don't like this I'm wasting my time watching it I was angry at myself
Starting point is 00:43:31 And Todd Salon's Well thankfully if you might say now It looks like there's not be any more Todd Because he's been trying to get films funded I read an interview with Elizabeth Olson Oh yeah So there's a film that She has been trying to make with him now
Starting point is 00:43:46 It's about I think a guy You like bangs his own mother or something like that So of course mainstream appeal but like they've been trying to make this for like a decade and at one stage I had like everyone has been attached to at some stage from like Fast Bender to Killian Murphy to like you know fucking Gosling like all apparently it's a good script
Starting point is 00:44:05 because all these people keep trying to fund it okay and Elizabeth Olson is like she is trying her best she's out there being like would someone please I'm talking to all the millionaires she's fucking like Wanda Vision is that her? Yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly you think she would be able to even no she's like even I'm trying to use all my mariner
Starting point is 00:44:22 Carvel connections. Nobody wants to fund this because they're like, we're just kind of burning money. I had to convince Mark Ruffalo that Todd Salons is anti-fraking and he's actually very surprisingly in favor of it. But I just seen, so I saw like Michael Mann can't get the money for
Starting point is 00:44:38 heat too. Really? Yeah, so I think back in the day there's all these old directors that people are like, ah, give him a bit of fucking money. Yeah. We'll make it back in the long run with DVD sales or whatever like that, yeah. But now, so like it's really movies just are not making money
Starting point is 00:44:53 anymore so they can't make he too at the moment and Scorsese had to cancel like he's been trying to make like a Sinatra movie couldn't get the funding for it yeah so Scorsese's next film is going to be based on some novel called home this is what he's saying now okay
Starting point is 00:45:08 just in a gaffe no it actually is the whole thing is it's all set it's a drama set in one house okay and that's it over multi-generations not even that Isn't that what that last Semeckis film was? Yeah, no, it's not like that.
Starting point is 00:45:22 It's more kind of like, what's named that Warren Beatty movie with all the flies at the end? Not Locusts. Days of Heaven, is it? I forget what it's called now. But anyway, so it's not like that. It's basically it's about like a family
Starting point is 00:45:37 come to a house, there's another family there, and there's a connection with a dark secret. It's like a small kind of kitchen sink and a dark family drama. I'm interested in like Scorsese do something like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:49 That isn't like, you know, a big epic Yeah, with montages or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I think that's because it's more kind of budgetary than he else. He's like, I can't make my big film now. I mean, if Scorsese can't get funding, you know, you know it's pretty bad. Yeah, yeah. It is pretty dire out there.
Starting point is 00:46:06 But the thing is Todd Salons, like his films are so small in scope. Yeah, the small in scope. But I think it's just so like, well, no, actually. Because I was saying, like, they're so weird. they wouldn't have mainstream appeal but with the internet and all that like there's a lot of weird people out there
Starting point is 00:46:23 you know paedophilia is pretty popular you think like you think like you'd be able to get it made but yeah yeah it's a shame all these
Starting point is 00:46:31 kind of artists now like all those kind of weird like the next Todd Shalon okay that's he will just end up doing like one division season three or whatever like
Starting point is 00:46:39 yeah or yeah he won't do anything kind of cool or weird anymore we're losing it I mean I guess you could go back
Starting point is 00:46:47 to theater you know make theatre. I don't want to go to theatre. I mean, nobody does. But if you want to
Starting point is 00:46:53 talk, if you want to enjoy paedophilia, you either go to the theatre or you go to the playground and put in the legwork, huh? All right, we're at like 47 minutes there. Really?
Starting point is 00:47:05 Yeah, we're flying by, yeah. I don't really have much else to say. I'm looking at my notes here. Yeah. I'm kind of taking easy this week. Asher, that's every week, isn't it, if you honest. Well, it's McCabe and Mr. Miller.
Starting point is 00:47:17 on the Patreon or whatever episode we did Was that Patreon or is this Patreon? I don't know anymore I'll be honest Yeah I've actually uploaded
Starting point is 00:47:26 all four for a month on Patreon Oh have you? Yeah Okay Look it's almost the end of the month anyway
Starting point is 00:47:31 Who care Yeah Yeah People want to hear The fucking The industry talk All right Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:36 Yeah Yeah You're voting Tomorrow then are you I will you Yeah For my boy For your boy
Starting point is 00:47:42 Simon Harris Yeah Probably will get back in Oh yeah No So there was, they were all talking on the papers there, the Simon Bump. Oh, yeah? Simon's so popular right now, we might actually get more votes than there's actually people in Ireland.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Okay. Yeah, yeah. But now they're saying that, because I know the way that woman treated him, that awful, awful woman who's trying to stand up for disabled people. Yeah. Now they're saying it's like a Simon Slump. Oh. It's gone from Bump to Slump. That's politics for you right there, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:16 It was making me laugh there. Again, talking with Celtic Ligers. Garrett from Celtic Ligers saying that he did like, he went to some like talk, I think in London. Right. It's like a motivational talk. And the woman was like, oh, where are you guys all from? And he said, oh, you're from Ireland.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Oh, my husband's very worried by Sinn Féin. He's very, very worried that Sinn Féin would take over. So he saw in the papers that Sinn Féin are going up in the votes. Yeah. And he was despondent. So he spent hours wandering around the orchards. just in a daze because of Sinn Féin. Sorry, love, aren't you a motivational speaker?
Starting point is 00:48:53 How about you cheer him up? Or if you can't cheer him up with your mouth, cheer him up with your mouth. You know what I mean? Put that mouth to work, love, one way or the other, either in the air or on the cock. How about that? No, I will not leave.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Get your hats off me at once. I feel motivated. I feel motivated to hit you with a brick. How about that? I don't think they'll allow I think if Sinn Féin took over we'd have
Starting point is 00:49:22 it went up like Nicaragua I think where the Americans just take over like it's too dangerous you know that's what happened the last time
Starting point is 00:49:28 and then they just did like a coalition government with the Greens so they'll probably just do something like that I think yeah like they'll never let
Starting point is 00:49:35 Sinn Fain be in no no no no not what's say they've all seen at Disney Plus show now people have realized the IRA are bad I think it's funny
Starting point is 00:49:43 all these Americans on like Reddit I see are like I just going about the troubles there last week. Yeah. And let me tell you, I don't like it. I suppose the troubles are kind of having a moment because this new show is out. Dairy Girls was very big.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Yeah. Neacap are huge. You know, everyone's kind of focused on Northern Ireland, you know? Yeah. And they're letting this out kind of slip a bit. Yeah, yeah. And that's how the, you know, the bureaucrats and the cronies come in and take over. I was going to make some very interesting points about the election, but I've forgotten. Well, I'll stop talking.
Starting point is 00:50:16 while you think. We got another 10 minutes. So we'll just take some time to relax and not talk. No, I can't think of anything now. Well, the thing is, none of them running enough people to form, like, a government by themselves.
Starting point is 00:50:31 So it has to be a coalition. Okay, yeah. So it's funny, I did read the Farmer's Journal this week. Good. And that is pure Fina Gale. Really? Yeah, it's all about how great Simon Harris is. Well, I don't think that rings true.
Starting point is 00:50:46 I think that's propaganda. No, no, no, no. Formaganda. No, no, no. It's actually, it was so crazy. So they had, like, a thing, a couple of pages about Simon Harris, all right? Yeah. And I thought it was a statement from Simon Harris, but it was actually just like a, it was like,
Starting point is 00:51:01 Simon Harris, line, line, line, line, line, line, line. And then at the very end, like, he said. Ah. Yeah, yeah. And then, like, it's just an interview. But I've never seen an interview where it's like to let someone talk for so long, like multiple paragraphs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Before, like, asking next question. I don't know. I don't think farmers are having a very good time right now, are they? What? I don't think anyone is, but... No, no, no, no. It's like, you know, when people talk about, like, with Joe Biden, they're like, the economy's great. It's just people don't understand that.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Right, okay. People are just too stupid to understand that, yeah, yeah. You know how they, like, they can't afford food, and they're stupid, so they think that's because the economy's bad. See, the economy... It's just because they make bad decisions. The economy's really good, and people aren't addicted to the fentanyl, but people are too stupid to realize that. I say, right.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Well, that's, you know, that's me told then. Did someone come in? I don't know. This is your house, pal. What time is it? We're getting robbed. What time is that? I can't turn my phone over.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Yeah. It's 5.30. Would they be back already? No. Nah. I might just heard noises. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, look, I was going to say something else now.
Starting point is 00:52:05 You were going to say a lot. Yeah. You said very little. But I tell you, James, talk about movies again. Talk about Whiner dog. Weiner dog. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Well, it's depressing his films really do decline, but what other film? I watched that She Said movie, the Harvey Weinstein film. There's always she said.
Starting point is 00:52:28 You're always talking about that. Yeah, it's great. Talk about the Florida Project instead. Oh, okay. That's something we can all love. Did you like it? I did. Do you like the kids in it?
Starting point is 00:52:37 Yeah. Not to sound weird or anything, but do you like those kids? Very good performance from the main girl. It's sad. She didn't do anything. afterwards.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Yeah, although I do remember feeling quite uncomfortable watching it. Why? Because there are multiple scenes of her in a bath. Why is she always in the bath? And why is Sean Baker always filming this girl in a bath? I like them unclean. But yeah, so it's set like in a shitty motel next to the, like, fucking Orlando Disneyland. and Willem Defoe was fantastic in it.
Starting point is 00:53:17 He improvised a lot, apparently. Really? Yeah, yeah. The scene, to be honest, I don't know why, but you know the scene where the old weird Pino comes over to the kids? I couldn't stop but thinking about you the whole time. It was like, it looked like I was looking into a mirror into the future, you know?
Starting point is 00:53:36 But yeah, he's just like, he was like, he was bald, like almost like he had alopecia. Yeah. And you know why I think I was thinking to you? Because he really looked like was Jim Norton. He looked like Jim Norton. I'll like this. Hang on. I see Jim Norton.
Starting point is 00:53:52 I don't know. But you're the Irish Jim Norton. I've always said it. Yes, yes, yeah. But yeah. So basically, he's Jim Norton, but if he was like an old age pensioner, and he's wearing these like jean shorts, but the waistband is very high.
Starting point is 00:54:09 And the polo shirt is tucked for the uncle Phil. Hey there, kids, are you having fun? And Willem DeFoe is like, what are you doing here? Oh, I just want a soda. So, oh, well, I'll take it. He follows him all the way to the soda machine. He stands with them.
Starting point is 00:54:27 He's like, well, aren't you going to drink your soda? Oh, yeah, sure. But old Willem DeFoe, he didn't fall for it. And then he knocks the soda out of his hands. Like, get out of here. I can't remember the film, too. I don't actually don't remember that guy too much. It's very funny.
Starting point is 00:54:41 what's the general plot sorry so she they're like poor and the kids kind of like fuck around a lot and then like she becomes a prostitute yes of course because of Sean Baker so yeah so it follows like the daughter and mother now the mother is a very
Starting point is 00:54:56 like she's just like covered in tattoos she has no job she's like on welfare smoking weed the whole time and eventually she can't afford to live in that like fucking motel it's just like a shitty motel
Starting point is 00:55:12 where just like a lot of like impoverished broken people or living there and their kids are just like running around in this really depressing world but they're having the time of their life because they're just you know eating McDonald's and like
Starting point is 00:55:28 running through the park and you know having friendly old men coming up and talking to them. It's sweet isn't it? Yeah yeah but then eventually the mother starts hoaring herself out and like bringing like guys to the hotel room
Starting point is 00:55:43 and banging them and then eventually child protective services get called why some some stuff shirts some fucking small prints yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:55:54 some finagale loving types yeah it's like I think it's actually horrible now you know you have sex for buddy in the bedroom
Starting point is 00:56:03 where your child sleeps but yeah again Sean Baker this is the Florida Project Tangerine Tangerine
Starting point is 00:56:12 Red Rocket It's always about Sex work and like You know Port Stars or hookers Or drug addicts Yeah
Starting point is 00:56:20 But you know He was a drug addict himself Was he? Yeah I know nothing about him at all I think he was a heroin
Starting point is 00:56:26 addict for a few years Jesus It's funny heroin Like it's not really That big a deal Is it? A few people Like
Starting point is 00:56:31 Oh man You should get in Now that you're Unemployed What else are you going to do? It's the next stop Yeah Heroin and
Starting point is 00:56:38 you know start putting that mouth to work. I'll get heroin and weed mixed up up. I'll do a little heroin and it'll make Harold and Kumar funnier. As if that were possible, Brian. Yeah, but no, Florida
Starting point is 00:56:52 Project was very good. She said was not good, I'll have to say. Not a good film at all. Of course. You were really angry about it, aren't you? No. I realize it, Brian, don't put words in my mouth. The whole thing is like, oh, we've got this story.
Starting point is 00:57:07 There are multiple scenes that are meant to be really dramatic where people are just gathered around a computer screen, reading words being written and being like, oh my God. Wasn't it like Woody Allen's son actually like got the whole story? Ronan Farrow
Starting point is 00:57:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wasn't it Ronan Farrow actually did all the, there wasn't the demand all the real work? Well, yes, but these, you know how these dames are, they were on their period or having, you know, postpartum depression? No, I haven't seen it, but it reminded me of the film The Post. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:38 where like it's very strange that they pick like the Washington Post and it's like all about them like doing the story about Vietnam you know and like how brave this the female publisher was yes but like other newspapers also published
Starting point is 00:57:54 it and it's kind of like it's not really that big a deal at all yeah so the thing is it's about these two female journalists who work at the New York Times and yeah so they go around interviewing like victims and stuff and yeah, it's a lot of just
Starting point is 00:58:09 So, what happened? Well, he raped me. Oh, that's bad, isn't it? You don't like that? And, yeah, no, I didn't like it. The New York Times also, like, fake load of rape stories about, like, about, like, was it October 7th?
Starting point is 00:58:27 Oh, really? I think they did, yeah, I think they had all these stories about, like, Hamas were raping. Yeah, but then they're like, do you have any proof for that? And they're like, the fact that you ask for proof is, like. Is anti-Semitic? Well, not even that. It's just anti-women or something.
Starting point is 00:58:39 Oh, okay. I need to double-check that now, but I think the New York Times aren't exactly whiter than white. No, yeah, no. Well, I don't think any major publication is, you know. Yeah, I just remember when it just became very apparent, like, especially during, like, the Israel-Gaza stuff.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Yeah. They were publishing a lot of just basically, like, IDF propaganda. Yes. Which, by the way, we didn't even mention it, Biden solved the whole thing. Did it? Yeah, Biden fixed it. What are you?
Starting point is 00:59:05 He got a peace deal. How so? They're not. fighting anymore. I don't know. Yeah, Biden, you were talking, you'd call him old and saying like he was a goober, yeah. And look at you now, egg on your face. Because it's all grand. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:17 It's totally fine over there. Israel are like, well, you know what? We went a bit mad. Yeah. Yeah. We got the, we went the schmeckis in the head there. Or whatever they say. So now it's all fine. It's all, all
Starting point is 00:59:33 the buildings are all built back up. Yeah, yeah. All the children aren't dead. They've come back to life, thanks to Biden. Yeah. And no more paragliders in that part of the world. But wait, sorry, just to get back to this.
Starting point is 00:59:49 So what do they actually do? What do they do? They interviewed the other women. So they interview the women and they get together the story. But then they also hear that Ronan Farrow, he just came out with the whole thing. And so it's the exact same as the post then. Mid-filmed or like, oh, some other guy just released it.
Starting point is 01:00:07 why do we follow that guy then that's the interesting stuff to be honest they don't even like they have nothing to do with Ron and Fowler like oh some guy did something well that doesn't affect us it's like kind of does
Starting point is 01:00:19 but all right the fact that like now maybe it's just others have better PR but like when you mentioned me too to me and like who broke it the name I can pull out of the air is Ronan Farrell now obviously it helps the whole
Starting point is 01:00:32 Farrow thing and all that year and the Woody Allen thing yeah but I couldn't name you Could you name the women now? Mone, God, and whining, Gie back. I just don't know the women's name. So maybe that's good to put their stories out, you know? I know the actresses.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Do you? It's Carrie Mulligan and Zoe Kazan, who are both very good. Yeah. But, like, the characters... Isn't Kazan a Nepo Baby? I'm sure, probably. Yeah. But anyway...
Starting point is 01:01:04 I can't watch a film when Nepo Baby... Yeah, because Ronan Farrow, he really got where he is. Just, you know, just hard work and gumption, right, Brian? Yeah. Come on, defend yourself. Don't hurt me. But yeah, so there's so much of like, they're on the phone, and then they're, you know, they're writing this story.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Oh, I have to stop writing the story because I'm on the phone again. And there's just, it's all in offices and, you know, they try their best to make it. a worthwhile film but it's really... It's hard. Yeah. It's like when they made that movie
Starting point is 01:01:43 won the movies about the Prince Andrew interview. Yes. And they have to have all this stuff about the lead up to it and that. It's like... It's just like tense music while a printer
Starting point is 01:01:54 a print site pages. Yeah, yeah. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, no. Oh, it's out of toner. Oh, no. Like, it's just, it's just, you've picked a subject.
Starting point is 01:02:05 It's like, you've fucking handcuffed. yourself in a way. You pick the subject that's very hard. Or it's not like, that's why I really love Spotlight. You watch Spotlight. It's great. Yeah, Spotlight do a very good job of it's about interviewing people and slowly compelling, compiling a story.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Yeah. And then checking your sources, but they actually make it very, very good and very interesting. Well, they just, they try their best here. And look, there are a few moments that are kind of, you know, there's good acting, good performances. We never get to see Harvey
Starting point is 01:02:37 Weinstein, you see the back of his head and you hear his voice on speaker phone, but that's it. But interestingly, it starts, the movie starts in Ireland. It starts in Ireland, 1992. Now, I don't know what film it is, but the girl, she is in Ireland,
Starting point is 01:02:55 walking along a beach, a film's being made, she gets a job as a runner. Turns out that girl, that's Laura Madden from Monaghan. She's from County Monaghan, so yeah, I almost felt like I've been raped by Harvey White Street. I believe that was that far and away?
Starting point is 01:03:11 Possibly, yeah, possibly. Well, we can't finish until I find out. Okay. But yeah, overall, it was a real, and it came out, it was very unsuccessful, both critically and commercially. Like,
Starting point is 01:03:26 it was a huge bomb. Yeah. People didn't really want to watch it. People said it was kind of like sad. Well, another thing is, it came out 2021, so everyone's kind of like, I'm stuck at home, COVID is ruining the planet. I don't want to watch a film about Harvey Weinstein
Starting point is 01:03:43 because they just came out of the Me Too movement. All they fucking heard for years was about the Weinstein thing. So it was just kind of like people were burnt out with the subject matter and then also the way it was conveyed and handled it was a little bit kind of tedious
Starting point is 01:03:59 and... Oh, it was the Damo and Iver movie. Well, luck, love. You just had to take one for the team there. you know uh i couldn't find the film that's all right

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