Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 236 : Saturday Night

Episode Date: December 14, 2024

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All right. We're going now. Perfect, guys. We're back with another episode of Brian and James. We were having a great time. James did the show last night. Had a good time. You drank a lot, like a trooper. You got up. You were trying to sleep on the couch. And I came down with a big cowbell, you know. More cowbell. You've got to have more cowbell. I shove it up your ass. No, Brian, please. Because it's S&L's 50th season anniversary. So every time to stay over, I come down doing an SNL cast thing. A little in joke for you, you know? Yeah. I thought your Chris Rock impression was very good. That was a Jimmy Fallon impression.

What's going out? Where are you on my couch? You watched the Saturday night movie? Yes, I did now. How is that? No Domingo. No Domingo. Yeah, it's not about modern. I want a movie about modern SNL. Yeah. I want a movie all about Mikey Day

and all that, but no, this is about well, here's the thing. They announced they're doing a movie about you know, SNL and the origins SNL. Yeah. It's not really about the origins. It's not really about the legacy. Yeah, it's really

it's about 90 minutes in real time. Right. It's 90 minutes before the first episode of Saturday Night Live airs. Yeah. And that's like you can see, it's like a tick, tick, tick. Oh my God, we've got 90 minutes and everything's going wrong

and it's crazy. Yeah. And it's so exciting. They're all smoking doobies, probably. Yeah, yeah. It's all just like, you know, if this, you know, this kind of fake drama, it's like, if this show goes under, your ass is grass. NBC

will be shut down where the government and fascism will rule the country. Yeah, I did not like the movie. I was surprised by how bad it was. I thought I'd be like okay Like the standard of like You know the BBC

Every now and again We'll do like a A Dad's Army movie Or something like that You know About the origins of Dad's Army It's like you know An alcoholic

Or steptoe and song Yeah Yeah it's all like No one No one the BBC wants to watch a show About Well be something like You know

A show about a guy called Delboy Who's trying to sell things No one's gonna want to watch that I'll show you A working class swindler who ponds off stolen goods to an unsuspecting

public and then there's all these allegations of what he did at a hang gliding club in the 80s to little children but nobody's allowed to mention it because the Browdo tools of the world get all uppity and yappy about it. A touch of

frost, oh yeah, Frost was touching lots of things, eh? Oh, well you did a roast of David Jason always roast David Jason he wins anyway look I was expecting something like that

it was kind of low quality stuff like did one about step done and so on and did one about like even did one about Doctor Who and all that and it's all kind of like we can never make the show

oh wait we did and then to do it it's like we really made a difference here and you know and then they show the pictures of real people at the end

and it's like oh they don't look anything alike you know it's like standard like that you know Brian it's actually hard I'm trying to take off my jacket while talking and I can't do it I'm trying to take off my pants right now we're getting pretty lax here you know like you bring up David Jason

I'm getting it's turning in into an auto focus session oh I'm getting pretty hot I might just whack off right now but because it's 90 minutes and the whole thing is like it's like literally like we go and he got 80 to

32 minutes. 73 minutes, guys. One hour. And there's no way this show is going to happen. Everything's going wrong. They're going to kill our kids. If we don't make this happen. You're like, well, I know it did happen.

Yeah, for 50 fucking years. And here's the thing. Nothing really interesting happened in those 90 minutes. It's not like someone died or is a fire on the set. Or even like, nothing really fell over even. It's like, some papers got rough oh no where's the script

oh here it is oh okay yeah we printed two copies oh okay yeah that's good good thinking ahead so they make a weird choice oh my god the cameras that work oh no I just didn't turn it on we have loads of cameras

so Jim Belushi is over to no he's fine actually looks good good he's a picture well the thing is okay there's about it felt like 70 characters in this

It's like all this shit going on It's meant to be all chaotic And it's from basically Lorne Michael's perspective So Lauren's like the young Up and Coming producer When you're watching this You have no real sense of like

Who Lauren is Where did Lauren come from Yeah Why he wants to do this It's kind of like It's like It's made for fans Everyone's gonna know

Lorne Michaels We don't even need to Oh man There's so much going on in this And there's so much like You know Hey how you doing Al Franken

stop touching our tits she's asleep yeah who's that guy do music oh it's paul shearer stop touching her tits she's asleep gilder radnor no tits to touch cancer's a horrible thing what can i tell you yes it's a 90s yes so there's like so much going on so it starts off and it's a fucking what do you call it that fucking weirdo you know that guy was weird

that freaky guy that goofball not Jim Carrey but the guy Jim Carrey played Jim and Andy Andy Kaufman yeah so it's like Andy Kaufman shows up and Lawrence like hey here's the set anyway you go over there and don't talk

alright and it's just like all these characters we're supposed to know what I felt like you only watch when you watch a Marvel movie James and these characters show up like fucking rocket the wonder joint or whatever like that or like you know or space boy

and I'm like James Space boy finally yes why should I care yeah I like explaining it's like I still don't know why I should care I care less no when I'm angry at you for experience yeah so it's like all this stuff's going on and they focus on everyone

from like the actors to the producers to the fucking you Dick Emersonall who's like the head of the NBC at the time to like the union guys and all that so it's like this way too much directions

that's no focus and also Lauren Michaels in general he I don't think it's an interesting character because Lorne Michaels is like everything went well for this guy

the end if you focus on Chevy at least with Chevy is kind of like oh well you know like Chevy that first season and he had the huge

rise to the top and then drugs and all that he took off straight away didn't he like he was the breakout star well interesting about Chevy is

he's the only one that didn't sign the five year contract he signed the one year contract because he was kind of like already in his head

he's like oh this is a stepping stone I'm not getting tied down I can do bigger or everyone else is like this is a job everyone else doing improv for fucking

yeah they're all leaping out of bins and Belushi's you know lots of bins so they have these people playing people you know and love you know they've got the Paul Scherer they've got

you know who doesn't love Paul Scherer you know Andy Kaufman Andy Kaufman you know it's Nicholas Braun yeah I mean he's basically's like hey I'm Andy Kaufman like all right good bye and he shows up his gym not Jim Davidson Jim is

wow why's all these collards and puffs chalked you mean bloody birds aren't funny I'll tell you that now. Anyway, he's me, Muppet. Hello, and welcome to the Muppet show. I didn't know the Muppets were a big part, like, they were a part of S&L. Yeah. I didn't, for

the first season, there was a Muppet section of every episode. Like weekend update. Yeah, like weekend Muppet in a way, yeah. And they all hated No, and they all hated the Muppets. Like, they're all like, you fucking, you're the new guy, you have to write the fucking Muppet sketch, you know? Oh, right. Yeah, they'll

hate it. But like, I couldn't even describe you what happens, because nothing happens. It's just things, fucking, you know, there's also like a weird thing where they're like, um, oh, you, the call,

Lauren, the call is like, oh, I can't take the call right now. Well, he's calling you. You know, I was like,

oh, who's it, who's gonna be, you know? Yeah. And it's fucking, um, Johnny Carson.

Oh. But you only hear his voice. And Johnny Carson's like, hey, I hear your show is starting soon. Uh, good luck, you know,

uh, you know, mommy and daddy are fighting. And, hey, if it all fails, you know, you can come right for me

and it will fail I won't need you like that and I'm like well what what's going on there I didn't know there was animosity there so it turns out

the reason SNL started I'd look this up by the way the reason SNL started in the first place is because they used to air the best of Johnny on a Saturday okay

and then Johnny renegotiated his contract where he did instead of five days let's say he did four days right and uh best of Johnny on a Friday

exactly yeah so they had an extra spot there, all right? And who cares? Why not do Best of Ed McMahon? Yeah. It's just

Ed's watching softball pornography. This is my favorite part. This is called Afro lovers in the jungle. Big Afro ladies with their big bushy tits.

Keep the camera on me. but like one that's like just scheduling shite who care who let's say a 20 year old lad in Dublin watching that he's like who's Johnny Carson yeah what's going on what's a Muppet why should I care honestly yeah what is a Muppet yeah exactly didn't do a good job if I haven't actual character it's all kind of like again they assume you know what Billy Crystal shows up I don't know why he's there I don't think he's not part of S&L he's just hanging around. Wait, he was in SNL, I think, like in the 80s.

Well, he wasn't in the first episode but he's just hanging out there. And he does like, kind of like, hey, I'll do a funny bit for you. Hey, you put your hands as bag of chips, all right? And you squeeze the chips and I step. And he steps around and when you squeeze the chips, it sounds like

his footsteps. What's funny about that? I don't know. And that's why he's in the big leagues and we're here. That's why it's not Brian Met, Sally. but I couldn't understand who the fuck just made for it was a huge bomb like the box office

like which all the Saturday night yeah yeah also I think it's directed by that fucking cunt his dad what's the name of the guy oh help me out James I'm sorry Jim Davidson what's it I know Ivan Reitman's son

oh Jason Wrightman yeah so I think he's being like this is he's got like he was probably around them he's probably friends a lot of these guys you know yeah because Ivan Reitman obviously had the animal house and meatballs and then that had like you know Bill Murray Belushi yeah so he's what he's he's directing this with definitely kind of rose-colored rose-tinted glass like this is fucking like this was it like it's like it's the moon landing and SNL and then uh and then fucking MLK ruined it fucking asshole like he

think he's thinking like this is like almost like you're making a movie about um like you're making a movie about like um like the beetles like it's iconic yeah yeah so i don't even need to like so iconic i just you just film the four lads from liverpool there and that's what i need he's kind of like that but it's like fucking again al frankin or something like yeah and and like there's like stuff where's like this the you know there's like a mean woman who's like hey i got to read the script and i got a check to make sure there's not an uh in a appropriate there what's blue balls

classic yeah it's like hey the guy's got one over on her like who cares you and they're also going to dicks the writers are all kind of like you know like you know people like hey why don't we do this yeah why don't I write a good comedy show instead oh I think it's supposed

to be like an iron sorking thing where it's like yeah he beat him with words day yeah yeah oh that's so snappy and cool and you aren't you are having done of it I want to see a movie that's just about the gaffers and the union guys. They don't focus on the people we know. Like, Chevy's barely in it. There's a scene, I think you saw it, where he meets Milton Burrell.

Milton Burrell, who took out his penis. Apparently he had an 11-inch dick. Yes. That's incredible. It's a curse in a way more than any else, yeah. Well, Milton Burrell... That's like if they took my dick and your dick, and then... And Milton Burrell's dick.

That's a lot of dick. Then it'll be 11 and a half inches. But yeah. So Milton Burl had a legendary giant shlaw. Do you know anything about Milton Burrell? That he has an 11 inch penis. That's all I need to know. Lincoln freed the slaves.

That's why he's. No, he was like an old style TV. So I didn't realize I looked him up so interest after the movie. Because the movie doesn't tell you. Yeah, yeah. doesn't even do a good job of setting up who Milton Burl is really but like so he was the reason why

a lot of people bought televisions really in America so he was on the radio apparently he's like no guy on TV he got an 11 inch penis I gotta get two TVs he's white oh my God he broke the color barrier

so he is this kind of strange guy where I never actually watched any of clips of his but like I think he was a real kind of like take my wife please kind of guy okay borsh belt comedy yeah and he had like this variety show that was so big people were buying TVs

to like see it okay yeah and he was real kind of like hey a joke another joke and hey look at this like a dog jumping through a hoop or something like that and then like some woman singing like you know

I'm proud to be an variety show shite okay and then he comes up behind or doing the helicopter with his big dick he takes off because of it

but like so he was huge for years And then it seems like he just became really bitter And he had a big ego and all that And burnt through all bridges Do you see the clip with him Richard Pryor? No It's so funny

So I don't know what the context is But it's him and Richard Pryor On like, I think Dick Cavett or something Okay And when it starts off as Milton Burrell He'll be like, yeah, I got a lot of regrets You know, like This girl got pregnant

And we had to have an abortion And Richard Pryor starts laughing Like it's not like a proper Richard Pryor was like, he kind of does a snort, like trying to laugh. Yeah. And Milton Burrell is like, why are you laughing, Richard? Why are you laughing at that? I told you, I told you for her and tell you, I keep telling you, you got to pick your spots.

And this was the wrong spot, Richard. Wow. Yeah, you have some show some respect. Do I have to take it out, Richard? At least mine's not fire damaged. And then Dick Cavett comes out, I'm the only dick on this show. He seemed to rubble a lot of people the wrong way

And he used to Like he would take his cock out a lot That was like a thing Like he You gotta let that thing breathe He before Stephen Segal He was known as like The worst S&L

guest host Really? Yeah So apparently he went on He was like He was the whole wait Yeah Why was he there?

Who knows Yeah Who fuck knows James Carlin was the first host George Carlin's there You know how much See a George Carlin Much

About four minutes I'd say yeah Okay that's it like all these it's like you had you know what's like you had a movie

and it's about like a party and it's all these people in the party let's say it's like oh there's Joe DiMaggio and JFK and Marilyn Brando

yeah Marilyn Brando and like all these people and you see them like yeah yeah whoever the fuck all right but it's like you see him's like oh I does JFK

that's it you know and then we just focus on the waiter for a bit. Milton, please, put your penis wife, Barlin's ass, you won't fuck me. Shut up, Jay. Shut up, Jack.

But it's just like, there's no depth to it, not interesting in it at all. But, um, what was it? Oh yeah, so Milton Burrell hosted it, like, the year after, like, season two or something like that, right? Or maybe even later. But the thing is, like, he was like, I'm going to do my jokes. They were like, oh, this is a kind of

hip crowd. We can write your monologues. Like, no, I'm going to do my jokes. These are good jokes. yeah so he'd be like updated he got up he was like yeah so a China man walked in and he was like and he was using I know

sorry I don't know why I'm yeah he was using a two what's that joke the awful joke I don't appreciate at all you oh what was it he's using floss as a fucking

blindfolders yeah yeah yeah whatever you know using tooth floss as a blind yeah that was a test and you failed James I prefer it when dice does it yeah

but it's like It's like shit like that. Oh, can you believe these people? Oh, whoa. And he's bombing during the monologue and he actually, he got, he got people out telling Lorne, he got people in the crowd to give him a standing ovation. Really? So he had actors that he paid to give him a standing ovation.

That's awesome. Yeah, and Lauren didn't like that. And during all the sketches, he kept ad-libbing and looking at the camera and be like, hey, can't believe that? And Lorne doesn't like that kind of shit, you know? It kind of undermines the integrity of the sketch. Sure. And it's annoying.

Yeah, yeah. And he's delivering lines weird and all that And also he's taking his cock out He kept wondering like Oh gee I forgot my robe again Hey Dude it'd be a real Greg Wallace

I need to Oh yeah Greg Wallace It's funny because I don't really know much about Greg Wallace But I didn't realize just how big a character Like kind of sexual stuff was Like the show was all like All those cooking shows

Britain's a weirdly repressed sexual place Where it's like you know We can only express ourselves sexually through cooking shows like oh I like a bit of old tart oh oh you sticky pudding oh I like

a 12 year old sticky pudd I like to put I'd like my big sausage right up your muff you fucking god don't worry we'll cut around it man he literally

Greg Wallace once says like yeah it just tastes like my mother's cunt yeah but did you see his apology video was like yeah apparently i offended some middle class women of a certain age well very sorry about it you owe slags yeah great um yeah i i i didn't raise how he's been on tv for so long right i don't know exactly i don't know his story i don't know where he what his credentials are but yeah he just come along and like on tv he's like again like you said like

a little bit of sticky pudding oh I like to dip my fucking sausage in your cream disgusting sausage is a cream don't go together break oh a bit of baggers of mashy all that

yeah but like off camera right he's like literally walk around with a sock on his cock and then because like it comes out okay and of course a lot of people are like you can't say nothing though

We watched the Jim Davidson actually It's like, I'm going to stop talking to women I'm not talking to women anymore Because you can't say anything to him You say, you go to coffee shop, right? And they go, you want that And they go, oh, I want... And they say, you're a rapist

And you raped three children back in the 80s And Operation U-Tree gets involved. Yeah, he got, like, he was questioned And all that Operation U-Tree stuff. Man, we watched a thing a while ago and it's crazy like this is a clip

from not that long ago maybe like five years ago it's Jim Davidson on Pierce Morgan oh yeah yeah on ITV all right yeah

and Pierce Morgan he's talking about this Operation U-Tree thing almost like it was like a like a cancer scare or something like

that's like it's so to happen to you and you were so brave during it and you fought yeah he's like yeah

oh yeah it's so terrible you know when those little kiddies tell you oh I never had to force myself with any birds because they all loved it, they wanted it, didn't they?

I believe you, Jim. I think you're telling the truth. And he's just like, yeah, but I did have a lot of sex. And Pierce Morgan's like, I heard you loads of sex. Didn't you have an order to you with 12 women? That's right, peers. Well, I'll be honest. It was like nine, the rest were late.

They got, you know, stuck in traffic, you know. But then, yeah, I'll fuck them all, peers. That's wonderful. And I believe your children are in the audience. They were. The kids, his son is they're like, that's my dad. Yeah, Abby.

Can I have a prostitute, dad? No. My 12 prostitutes of Christmas. Actually, just to get back to what we're talking about, right? S&L, S&L. It's brought up there talking about like, you know, fellas back in day. And just to bring his Doctor Who for one minute, okay, I promise that right?

That's okay. There's a guy called, he's a guy called Frazier Hines. And he played Jamie and Doctor Who in, like, like 1966, some of that, you know. I feel stupid that I did. Yeah, yeah, okay. So he was in Doctor Who, for a while, a few years, very popular character, right?

And then he went off to Emmerdale. Oh. And he's on Emmerdale for about 20 years. Oh, I probably know him then. Yeah, yeah. But he released a book a few years ago. And actually, on Ben Vert's podcast, all right? Ah, yes.

They're talking about the book, all right? Right. And he's saying there's a lot of questionable shit in the book, you know? He's just like, oh, it was the biggest name in town, you know. Literally, see she says something like, no schoolgirl was safe. Oh, my kiss comes up next Thursday. He was just like, I was being chased by giggling schoolgirls who wanted to kisses, and I couldn't deny them.

Far be it for me to deny ladies' requests. Those girls just love Emmerdale so much. Almost 16, you say. Wow. He also has all these stories. So he loves shagging there, right? Yeah, he has these stories like, yeah, I was shagging around all over the place, okay?

Shagging topbirds, okay? And then I'll go back to my wife, right? I walk in, and there's some lad plowing me, wife. And I go, you know what? Fair dues. And I step as, you know, let me show you how it is done. This is how she likes it, my soul. He literally goes, literally, the book ends, all right?

He was like, I'll crack open a box. bottle of champagne and we all drink that's what life's all about you take the good with the bad and you know almost a Zen Buddhist philosopher I'm flogging Emmerdale DVDs

down the market the dingles down under yeah actually I have interest maybe I'll look him up yeah look at him what's his name

Fraser Hines Frasier Hines let me see now let's see if my autism superpowers can come to the rescue. Oh, it's exciting, isn't it, people? Well, can't find out who the Emmerdale person was?

The Emmerdale Pito. Does this ring a bell, is it? This guy? No, actually. That's just a fine thing, is it? I'm sorry. I might cut this all out. You've let me down.

It's such an idiot. And then I write a book, and I couldn't think of it. And then Brian wouldn't speak to me. And then I get home, and he was a shagging. me bum and you know what? Fair dues.

I cracked open a bottle of champas we all had a bloody good night but yeah so Saturday night

is there any standard So like obviously the guy who plays Chevy awesome okay he's great

and there's a little bit of like he's you know very confident but like it's a little bit like

insecurity especially with the 11 inch penis yeah yeah it's hard to feel cool when that's in your face So, like, John Belushi, interesting character.

You do a lot with John Belushi. Again, there's an inbuilt kind of like interest in this tragic comic character. The sad cloud laughs, no more. Oh, you should go see John Belushi. He's a great comedian. But doctor, I'm Jim Belushi. Oh, well then, nothing I can do for you, Paul. Here, I'll just give you a rope.

Yeah, fuck it out According to Jim Getting a bin You fucking goofball No, I like Jim Belushi I think it's a bad rap Big fan You'll catch me

He's great on Twin Peaks to return Well I think his best work Is in Jingle all the way Byself I won't argue with you I won't argue with you One K-9 Where to start

Where'd the end As I say But It's like Yeah the guy playing him is good like you know he's good as John Belushi

but like the whole he's kind of in a bit of a mood so he's actually talk at all during it and the whole thing is he won't sign the contract and he's like kind of in a mood and eventually you go will you sign the contract he just nods

okay that's very cinematic yeah and all these characters like Gilda Radner another example okay someone people all loved

she got cancer died very sad if you want to make look you can be cynical and make like a real kind of like manipulative movie and all that I'd rather of that actually yeah tear jerker kind of Oscar bait shit

but don't do that is then the guy playing Danak ride very good does fuck all really and you get to see them doing sketches and stuff it always feels very fake we're like they're like

okay do the sketch and do it and it's like god damn they're all laughing God damn, I think we got something good here, Lord. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, there's a bit in it, okay, where they're like,

we got time, we got this dead time. What do we do? Why don't we just have, like, Chevy, like, face the camera and do, like, the news? All right, yeah. Someone write a joke, okay? Here's a joke I wrote earlier. Get Chevy do this. Okay, everyone.

They're releasing a stamp here to commemorate a prostitution. It's one cent to buy. Five cent you want to lick it. Ah. And everyone. even the jaded union guy who's like, I hate this fucking just like

laughing like Cape Fear like they're all like literally Rachel Senate is crying because she's like we've did it we've done it we've changed the world and then at the end

it's like oh god the show is going to start all right guys get ready and have you seen the first sketch from S&L the Wolverines The Wolverine Therapist thing. Yes.

Yeah. It's Belushi, isn't it? It is Belushi. And Chevi Chase shows up at the end. Right, okay. So, Strange sketch. Yeah, I'd see a lot of the,

and I get, you know, like the early 70s, they're going this kind of anarchic, anti-comedy thing. Like, I know I've heard, I read a book called Life New York years ago. Yeah.

I remember, like, when the first season, especially, they get like writers on, they're like, okay, how about this? So it's like the setup, set up set up the punchline there and then the tag and the tag and like you know and then we have one extra thing that kind of ties all together they'd be like yeah we don't do that here

yeah we don't really do that kind of jokey shit here real dismissive of it right it's more like isn't it wacky like you know health inspector comes and then he gets shot and then a shark a land shark shows up and eats it you know like yes yeah yeah

just like but they just re-in they redo the whole sketch all right and even like it's so fucking force for like Okay, the sketch is going, okay, three, two, one. And if you watch the sketch, the real sketch, all right? There's a second before John Belushi opens the door and starts the sketch, you know, walks into the scene. So it's like, that second, it's like, I can't really do it on audio, everyone's just like, it's like, it's almost like, you ever watch a NASA movie where he's about to put his foot on the moon and everyone's kind of like, oh my God.

And, like, you did this sweat coming down. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that. We've done all we can. The rest is up to God. What, you're like a cheese bagger? Cheese bagger. My God, we did it.

Cheese bagger. So, like, then if you watch the sketch, John Belushi falls over. Chevy Chase comes, oh, live from New York, it's Saturday night. Movie ends. Yeah. Oh, really?

That's it, yeah. Wow. So it's like, I don't know what was the first year successful. wasn't no. Did it get cancelled? Yeah. Is John Belushi still alive?

I don't know. If it was about the first year and it was about like the actors How their lives changed and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it kind of felt cheap.

I know the turnaround is pretty quick apparently from like when they announced it. I think they wanted to cash in on like the 50 anniversary shit. And like obviously, you know, the way it's shot in real time it's all frantic and chaotic

and chaotic. So they're trying to capture or the, you know, the energy and the panic and the anxiety of actually going to air with it when you're, you know, and I get all that, but, yeah. Just watch just watch Birdman or Babylon or something.

Yeah. Or, uh... Anything. Anything. Literally. Okay, so you weren't... Watch doubt instead. Yeah, a bit of doubt. That always cheers away the Sunday blues, you know? Uh, it's quite odd. S&L is such an interesting...

Like, look, it's a dumb sketch show at the end of the day I think SNL they love to self-metologize like that book I read

Saturday night and if you watch like people talk even like there's so many old cast members that like

all they do is go on podcast now and we're like oh my God we're on it man Farley man we were on it

it was oh my God and now now it's all fucking gee but like oh back in the day

yeah Jim bro or just like when we were doing it man we were like but now it's all like transvestines

you know trying to vaccinate your kids but it's like they like they're they're clones they you know what I think they're clones too they talk about like their old soldier or something like that and even like the book I read it goes through all decades yeah so it's funny because the first

part is like really interesting okay because it's all like you know we're smoking doobies and all that yeah and it gets and it gets more and more sanitized so it starts like oh man I fucking hate him I punched Chevy in the face and all that, you know, I punch Bill in the face, all that.

I use Milton Burrell's car to beat the shit out of Chevy. But near the end of the book, it's like, I love working with Jimmy Fallon. He's so fun. Yeah. I love working with Tina Fey. She's very fun.

Yes. We have lots of fun, but we also make sure to get all the sketches written in time. Yes. We get a good night's sleep, five fruit and veg a day, and some yoga and meditation

and mindfulness practices as well. yeah um well like uh j more for example he had a book i think it was called gasping for air time all about like writing an s and l or like being a cast member but like he would have stories where like literally they're we're live in five four and he's like mid panic attack and he's got like he's like pop and zanax well i mean it is it's fucking like you know stress well like the thing about s and l is the quality of the sketches is like number 19 and what needs to be done

even the fact that you know they don't actually build the sets in there they build the sets in Brooklyn they don't have the facilities to build it in the building they have to build the sets in like Brooklyn or somewhere

in pieces and bring up each individual piece in the elevators because they can't actually like there's no way to bring up a big set why not just move it to like a proper sound stage you're saying? Where you can do that.

Because they fuck themselves now. It's all Lauren like, no, we got to film it here. That's sturdy Rockefeller Plaza. Yeah. It's so iconic. It's funny because Lorne is like this genius, whatever. Yeah. But like it's also like he was like has to be like this. He just like made up to it. It has to be a monologue first.

Yeah. No, opening sketch, then monologue, then two musicals. It's all these like two musical sets, Lord. Yes. And it's like we have to have this amount of actual live content. And, um, For like the first episode, I think all the live sketches were like, like two minutes. Yeah.

Or under. Like, they're a real short sketch. But that's the way they should do it. Like, when you- But that's impossible to maintain. Well, I suppose. Yeah. They learned that pretty quick.

Yeah, I guess. But yeah, I don't know. Just the costume changes and all that. Yeah, you're right, actually. That was sorry. That's why I don't, I don't host SNL. Lauren's looking for a successor. It's either you or Tina.

Lauren, I think. right here's what we do one minute sketches no costume changes because everyone's buck naked all the time you know the naked news through that for comedy

yes I like where your head said Mr. Caden one question do you like Mark Maron no you get the job uh yeah he's sort of been he's hailed as this like

you know wizard of Oz like kind of godlike figure and you cannot question him or go against him in any way. Here's the thing. It's a little bit like you're like

you're managing a football team and you just got like a load of really good players. Half of them are rapists. And you don't mind at all. I'm just saying, I didn't know she was a slip. Jimmy, please. Stop doing her

trashy impression. Let's say unrelated. Let's say you're coaching the Lakers and you got Kobe on the team. It makes your job a lot easier. Let's say that, all right? He's a very good player. It makes your job easier. And with Lauren, he kind of showed up in New York. And it says all this untapped, like Second City and there's, what's the other one?

There's Chicago. Yeah, most of them from Chicago. Yeah. Bill and Akroydon and all then. So, like, is he from New York or is he from Chicago? He's from Canada. Oh, right. No, well, I mean it's, he's from Canada.

Yeah. He rocks up to New York. He goes like. who where are all the cool comedians like well there's some here in chicago some here it's like well i was going to take the best comedians from those areas and just put them on tv so like there's second city he's got guys from national lampoon yeah from second city and some other big ones groundlings were they around back then maybe like definitely second seat a lot of those guys balushi and uh bill later on murray all chicago based yeah yeah yeah but he's kind it's like you know

it was an untapped market because no one was like putting these guys in television He was like, let's just put them on television. Obviously, like, there's a bit load of work as well, but... Another thing is like the national... So there was like National Lampoon Radio and they had the magazine and they did movies. And then Lauren Michaels, just what you said there, came and took all the best ones, went to S&L.

And then the guy who ran National Lampoon was like, well, you ruined my life. So now I'm going to kill myself. Respect. Yeah, and then he's dead. That's the reason I'm going to do it as well. It's because of you, Lorne. you should have left well enough alone

but yeah I'm trying to think what else to talk about so I watched that and I was really unsatisfied I actually want to go but I read the book live from New York about

honestly about seven years ago at this stage so I don't remember much of it but again like I was saying with the self-metologizing stuff yeah there's a lot of stuff was like oh man

we were crazy like we were smoking doobies and doing like man a lot of people are doing that in Hollywood Like, Fraser was doing that as well It's not too wild

You know No, like stuff like Where Farley would like Go over to the window And pull his pants down And take a shit out the window Yeah, in the 90s it went to another level Yeah

Those guys were real kind of fratty Kind of like I'm going to jerk off In a magazine and leave it on like Yes David Spades On Chris Catan's face Hey Mango Have somebody's you little fruit

Yeah Mango is the mingo of his day he was I don't know what it is what's the name of the guy who does Domingo something Hernandez

think yeah I don't get it I don't get he's not good it's not for you you gotta move on with these things James

all right you can sit you got your DVD is the best of Farley the bad boys of S&L Farley the best of

Brewer The best of Brewer The best of Brewer Yeah but I actually remember the most interesting part of the book was obviously

at the start of it and like you know obviously like getting bill in and stuff like that you know and like chevy's just like i am out here i'm a huge star yeah you know they offered chevy animal house really yeah and he had the option was animal house there's some other film that was like a kind of semi-comedy drama he took that film and actually he was like really successful we've forgotten about now yeah it hasn't had the same yeah not even that animal house really stands up to you know i'm watching year i kind of don't want to watch it yeah like i get it Cause it's problematic. Why would he have that ladder in his disposal just to peep on poor women?

But he didn't even take his cock out. That's what offended me. He's like, mate, you got the ladder. You're looking at her titch. Take out your dick. It was no sex pot. In jack off. I'm going to splooge in her goose.

Yeah. I didn't take a shit on the window. Yeah. Or like Farley used to do this thing. He'd run around naked. It's like, here's my. my impression of a salad and he'd pour

like salad dressing over his head and shove baby tomatoes up his ass. Pretty funny. I don't like that actually. Imagine you're trying to fucking write a sketch. Oh he's doing it again. This is the second time today you've done

this Chris. Those were my tomatoes. I brought those from home. I need that for my lunch. They're kosher. It's like, wow, we couldn't he was so much fun who knew there was a dark side as like man he's taking his shit out of a window and shoving tomatoes up his ass

he's clearly not well you know in the head but anyway have you watched Chris Farley's final SNL monologue not I've seen it he's just he's very sweaty

he basically needs like Chris Roxemouse to like hold him up you know I was like look at him he's still going he's like what's funny is so obviously he struggled a lot but he was clean and sober

for three years but then the movie Black Sheep came out so that was just like after Tommy Boy and fucking everyone hated it but Siskel and Ebert really reamed it and they said he's not funny he shouldn't be in movies

and apparently that just set him off and like he kind of fell off the wagon and just then a couple of years later he was dead so a lot of those guys is like what I'm going to going to do blame Siskel so it's like

we have to like you know don't see anything bad about Chris yeah it's like you say this that's like what I was saying is that what was I say well do it

you'll do it now do it oh you got it you got it come on I just think there's a lot of addicts and stuff like they're almost like

well now I should do it that happened this is my excuse you know yeah sorry to be real I'm blaming the victim there in a way I was a goofball junkie

that fuck God what was going to do I just like because you know You come with my man, Ebert. I get real offensive down. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, well, there should be no fucking injection centres.

Instead of shoving those tomatoes up your ass, how about you eat them instead of a pound of butter, you fat, Slob? Brian, please, this is the worst eulogy I've ever heard. Anyway, RIP to Chris Farley. RIP, Chris Farley, yeah. I liked him. Even though you think he was a fat, fat fucking God,

what has come to him. Anyway. But in the book... I'm more of a Siskel fan myself. He was good, and I was good, yeah. Is Cisco actually more cool? A lot of the kind of weirder movies. Yeah.

Like, a lot of David Lynch stuff, he's like, this is weird. Cisco was like, I think he's meant to be weird in purpose. It's kind of cool. No, he made a mistake. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's a freak.

Well, Holland, it's like, Mulholland Drive is like open to interpretation. Why has he done this? Wait, he obviously, he's made a mistake. It lost highway. The actor changes. halfway through. Did he think

we wouldn't notice? Is he so... They must have had production issue. Well, just back to S&L, all right? In the book,

there's so much about like how, you know, obviously like how wild they wore, okay? Yeah, yeah. But all stuff like,

yeah, man, everybody in the, like, in New York, when an episode SNL aired, everyone stopped. Everyone watching it.

Watching it. If the host wore a type of jacket next day, everyone would be wearing that jacket we were changing not just the comedy world but also the fashion world we were cool we were the rock stars

like Paul and John would be knocking the door saying we please come in and be like fuck off shut up you old bitch we wore the number one stars we were famous you walked down the street literally we'd be women's be sending us used underwear every single

day those bags and bags of used underwear everywhere like I don't know what it is about panties that have all jizz dried into him

but that just gets me hard every time another interesting part of the book is that Harry Sheer he was very

funny in it okay Harry Sheer is so fucking bitter really yeah he's a kind like he's funny

obviously he's pretty successful yeah I think he's done quite well but he

I think it's funny to be that successful and very bitter yeah he's a good interesting

dichotomy but like so he they want to him S&L. I think this is after Spinal Tap. Right. Yeah. And he was like I'll do it, but only if I'm a performer. And they're like, no, we want you to be a writer.

Oh. He's like, no. And they're like, okay, how about writer, performer? He was like, okay. And he did it. And it's funny, I was watching an interview with him with Richard Herring downstairs. Ah, yes. And it's funny because like, he's telling all these stories. Like, can you believe this? And it's like, all right. You know, he's like, yeah, so I

want to do a sketcher up there radio host, okay? And then I see what they made from me. the set it was like one mic and it wasn't hanging from the ceiling it was from it was on the desk yeah i was like guys that's not radio shows look like they have the mic hanging from the ceiling so the radio host can move his arms and then they're like okay mr sure we'll do that and just the attitude the dish yeah okay jesus yeah all these stories i think he walked. He doesn't really come

off very good in that then, does he? There's another story he was like, so I want to do this sketch and they cast someone else. I think it was Garrett Morris, I think he was some other guy. He was doing the sketch. And I was like, that should be me. I was doing it. And I went to Lord

Michael's house. I literally knocks, okay, and he's like, Lorne, I should be doing this sketch, not him. And Lauren's like, okay, well I'll call, I think it was Al Franken actually again. Maybe Downey, maybe Jim Downey, okay? I'll call Jim

and I'll tell I'll make a suggestion so he goes like yes Jim I think we should have Harry do it and sketch he should play

the shopkeeper you know whatever okay he's like thank you Lauren and the next day he's talking to Jim and Jim's like what I never got a phone call

he's just do that do do do yes yes oh you agree yeah she's a seminal talent yeah

he's just dialing movie for just a sex line but yeah so like some people just can't like you know there's

I would say a lot of egos involved obviously you get to that level I'll tell you why I was so unsatisfied with Saturday night I looked up online

to see any good SNL documentaries to see some good footage there really isn't there's one from 2002 okay but weirdly enough

it's like the S&L story or so something like that. It's only about 30% actual history. No, I'm exaggerate it. It's only about 40% S&L history. And the rest is just the guy who's making his film, just like hanging out in the offices and talking to the cast members. Oh, who is the castor? Well, it's a pretty, it's weird how young they all are. Like, uh, it's Will Farrell and Catan and Horatio Sands, all the big names. Fallon probably, Tina Fey. It's Ballin's there, Tina Fey.

there's a also it's weird a few people you've never heard of yeah and you look him up and it's like he's now doing he's on cruise ships now you know and I'm not he's not performing on it it's the bartender cleaning shit on a cruise ship Maya Rudolph looks so I thought I was like is that like Maya Rudolph's like little sister or something like that but it's like

she looks so young and he'd like it yeah she was she's very sexy in idiocracy oh yeah when she was younger she was very hot Oh, don't get me star, yeah. I mean, she's still attractive now. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, mama.

Look, I'd let her touch my dick, so I'm a pretty progressive guy. I'd let her jerk me off. Where's my medal? You don't want to get near her husband. That's all you want to do, yeah, yeah. Kick me out of the car like I'm Fiona Apple. Do Magnolia, too. Cruise control.

Tame the cunt. Respect the cuck. Cruise, cunt. control. It's Tom Cruise. Brian, I get it. I get it.

No, you don't get it. You don't appreciate it. You don't appreciate me. I'll go back on the smack. And I was saying, I'm going to my interview with Richard Herring. And I said, Cruz control.

He barely smirked. He said, okay, Mr. Catt. He didn't care. It's like I was dog shit in his eyes. So I went back on the gear. I was ejecting sausages again I don't use that much else say about S&L I'm trying to think now

Interesting show I'll tell you I will watch the 50 anniversary See what people they dredge up out of the sewer To get on there, you know When is it? It's like in like January or February You know, yeah

50 years Who you'll get? Will they get like Chevy? Chevy be there, you know? Yeah, I mean Is it so it's funny man some people from like the 40 are now long dead yeah yeah it's crazy like even the fact that

chevy's still alive because he was such a big coke oh so so bad yeah and like dan acroyd i mean they're still alive but they've aged like shit yeah mine they went hard yeah like these guys like now it's probably all adderol and shit but these guys war proper like especially the chicago guys like they're bruiser they would get in bar fights and shit yeah coke and boozeers and big tinnies. And Akroyd was like, he's like a really kind of guy's guy. He loves motorbikes and he,

he is really into like military jets and shit. He's huge into aliens. Yeah, all that kind of shit. He is like, have you heard him tell stories about being approached by the men in black? Like he goes deep. It's like, I've had multiple paranormal experiences. He's some black guy.

He's like, it's Will Smith. Help! Yeah, no, he's like, Ghostbusters. he basically considers it to be a documentary. And speaking of Ghostbusters and people aging terribly, Ernie Hudson looks incredible. Oh, he does, yeah, yeah.

Seventy-eight years old, is he? He keeps it tight. No, maybe I'm exaggerating. He's in his 70s, though. He's literally older than Joe Biden. Yeah, but he looks amazing. It's insane. I mean, you know me.

I don't usually want to suck off old black men, but in hint games, oh, I'll make an exception. Oh, call me the mob. marshmallow man and then I I guess I eat his asshole or something I don't know how to follow that

I'm not sure what I would do I kind of have a brain fart there as like okay yes that could be something that you could do yeah you do that

I support you I'm trying to get anything else I don't even want to move on to a new topic now because the hour is almost this is basically an national episode yeah

yeah yeah let's reenact some of our favorite sketches oh I'm Domingo Domingo Like, I don't get it I don't know

I'm not supposed to get it But anyway I like the please come Or please don't destroy guys They're like good Neppo babies I know But I'll tell you

Let's move to change subject real quick Oh okay Jamie Fox Yes I showed you the Jamie Fox comedy I'd never seen it either He released Jamie Fox Released a comedy special

Called what happened was Yeah It's definitely not like It's not It's not Roy Chubby Brown, is it? No, it isn't. It's Ray Skinny Brown. He starts off.

Yeah, I know. He didn't laugh at by Ray Skinny and he's brown. And he didn't laugh at, you didn't laugh hard enough. It was the wrong kind of laugh. That's the attitude. Like I've seen your eyes, you weren't committed to it. And that's when I walked away. Because they was getting the wrong candelass.

I was like, I ain't never going to say the end word. I'll go back to money. Look around. Do you see any boops here? Yes, actually, quite a few. Hey, immigration, beautiful thing. No, of course, I'm being the wacky there. Wacky and silly and rude, grude and lewd.

In 90s, S&L. Yeah, what are you going to talk about? No, we just watched it there. like so his daughter introduces the special it's very like like he's dancing and to play music it's very high energy you know it's like he comes out a lot of music

everyone's up and dance he's dancing but then okay stop the music and Lenny y'all saves my life stopped and he start the music and starts dancing again and like like this is like we watched maybe five minutes so that happens like three times he almost cries

a few times. Like, it's a very weird vibe. And the music stops like, okay, the show's going to start now. It's like, yeah, I was sick there. People said, they couldn't walk. Look at me walk. And he starts like, do you know, like a pretend like exaggerated walk. Start playing music while he's walking around. And he starts dancing. Yeah.

And he just keeps dancing there. It's non-stop. It's weird. But the first actual joke he tells like, I got sick. Everyone thought, Puffy did it? I don't know what you all thinking? Did he? That's the joke.

That's the punch side. He's like, wow, okay. Yeah. People are crying in it. Apparently later on, it becomes more like a church sermon. Yeah, he was doing a lot of God is good. Praise the Lord. I think he gets the piano out as well.

He didn't say it like that. Sorry, I don't know why I didn't mean to put all that stank on. Oh, Lord alone, I'm alive. Sorry, no, he's a great man. He's a talent. I'm happy he's alive and well. We can watch it tonight. He's doing better than me.

Well, you're staying over a mine tonight I am, I'm never leaving, squatters, right Hey, good for me, you know Yeah, more fun for Brian I'll set up a tent in the living room It's a camp out And then like the guards come and throw your tent in the river Yeah, it's lowering of property value around here

So we're going to watch doubt after this Yeah, doubt and Jamie Fox What a great double deal I think doubt is great It's great for them it's a class i actually fucking like i really like it did he get it like i really yeah yeah and i just the only thing i don't like about it is all them busy bodies who are asking unnecessary silly questions oh actually we'll end on this oh okay we watch a little bit of the holiday

on netflix yeah by watching me we kind of skim through it man yeah but it's really not a movie that you need to watch no it's not like it's not like mementor's i'm like yeah yeah it's like what the hell but we watched a bit and i was like this is terrible It's like Jack Black and Kate Winslet And he brings her I was kind of like maybe this works in real life He brings her to the video store Yeah

Which you can't really do these days now No But he's like You know Pornow shops still have DVDs Take or no one of those You want me to do the theme song From this movie

I'm back gonna fucking Yeah But he does what he does like Hey Hey I love this movie Charts the Fire and he starts doing slow-mo running and she is like in hysterics

yeah because he's so charming like it's the funniest thing she's ever seen hey look this DVD jaws I'm a shark shock shock shock shock I'm a shark and she's like creaming she's creaming she's getting so wet just looking at him

very strange film Jack Black shouldn't be in that position Jack Black should be the wacky stoner he shouldn't be near a woman at any time yes I agree yeah to be honest I thought he was

punching above his weight when he was fucking Kyle Gass I assume I bet he doms him fuck some real hard he takes out his Milton Burl dildo

and just goes to town and gas his ass yeah right up the gas hole I think we've done pretty well like we had a man we're pussies though fuck us

no sorry No, I was saying We did two episodes there Yeah The Celtic Lagers boys We'll go for like three hours Three and a half hours Yeah

No problems at all And with us It was like Oh I need to get a subway With me basically I'm like I'm tired I'm sleepy I had a subway as well

I had half a subway I regret that so much Why you go get the other half Now I want it back You sure changed me sir Yeah I'm getting tired now Okay

I think we did well you know we're hung over and all that so i think we did all right let me look real quick i anything else yeah we've got like three minutes left so yeah uh yeah s and l 50 years if nothing else it's impressive but once lorn goes then i think that's a matter of time before it just gets you crazy yes no it's like it's they're gaining viewers every year s andl is like the only show in American television that is doing this well. It's like live NFL sports and

SNL. Basketball isn't doing as well as SNL. It's a huge success. On Peacock and all that, the numbers are going up every single time. And they've noticed a huge increase in international popularity. I remember years ago, Owen McDermott.

I really got you angry with this? You did, yeah, because I'd be looking at numbers, all right? You can argue with numbers. I remember years ago, Owen McDermott. it would be on the radio. And he'd be talking about SNL. Great man. He'd be talking with SNL. And he'd have to say, so such and such was on Saturday Night Live.

If you don't know, it's a very popular show in America. Nowadays, the new person who isn't Old McDermott on the radio, goes like, you see Paul Messkel in SNL, and you don't have to explain what SNL is, everyone knows. Whereas back then, it's like, Saturday Night Live, it's a bit like

your late late show, but they don't, you know, interview any women whose children died of cancer. so it's not as good but still quite good it's funny like so in your show you have like what was it

Duane the Rock Johnson and you got sketches and comedy I mean that's good now but yeah like you said we're going to have a woman who survived the Magdalene

laundries and then a woman who had breast cancer and then a guy who Brian Cowan's brother brother I thought I wouldn't have trust you with me with me ties back of the day

so don't be to rush no much our money says I to you to you to me. Absolutely brilliant. Thank you very much. You watch the toy show? That was on there. I could really missed it. Yeah. It was during a storm. I feel like am I wrong now

but maybe I'm just not on Twitter these days but I remember like back in the day the tie show was almost like oh the real fun for guys you know like we're you know what are we were we Gen, what are we, Millennials? For millennials, yeah.

I was like, we're Gen Z, aren't we, James? We're, like, TikTok. And Gen Alpha. Yeah. But it was all these people that post, like, funny memes and stuff and all that. Are people still posting funny memes now? To be honest, the people, the type of people that did that. For joe. and all that.

All those people are now pedophile. Like, they're all like... What do you mean, no? That always were, pal. No, they've all left Twitter, because Twitter is, like, an alt-right hellscape. they've all moved over to blue sky would you recommend going on blue sky no it's just gay twitter

is it no it's fine it's pretty good to me it's like old twitter you know it's not in fairness now it is my algorithm is kind of my own fault but yeah Twitter you do see some stuff or even I'm like oh my word like what I got a little bit

well like just memes with full slurs you know all the letters you know what they say you know, the algorithm shows you what you are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I always said that I'm a real

bo-bo. Yeah. No, but the thing is, it's because it's very shocking that so when you come across it, you're like, it's kind of hard to ignore, you know what I mean? It's not like, oh, yes, give me all the racism.

I'm not that, you know. I know a lot of people think I'm like that, but I'm not actually. So I'm not ignoring you, by the way, Jay. Oh, you very much are. I'm looking up the Late Late Toy Show. Apparently he smashed all the records, what I'm saying here. Apparently, according to RTE.e, it was the best one, yeah.

Well, that's because everyone is inside because of the storm. Maybe, yeah, 1.6 billion. Patrick Keelty and the RTE and the conglomerate of Jews used weather manipulation to cause the storm with help from DARPA and forces all indoors so the viewership would be up for the Late Late Late Toy Show. And he's not even less than to me. I'm reading the article here.

Oh, people like that. The listeners like you and I read an article quietly to myself. Just kind of humming to myself. Like, do do do do do do. Oh, that's, oh, those are big numbers.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, look at that surprising a bit of information. Oh, I won't tell you, James. Oh, I'm sitting on something big. You better tell me. Yeah, but I'm not seeing any kind of, you know, other years he was like,

everyone's talking about this funny child, you know? Yeah. The rapping farmer. That was always a bit weird. we're like because you know it's a child it's like our beauty page in the way yeah it's you make a kid go viral and there is an element of your laughing at him because he's so like what was that lad potty yeah it's like he was like seven years old but he talked like an old farmer's like yeah yeah love a bit of land and a bit of cattle yeah and I was like oh my god

hashtag party it's sell pot and it's like yeah you know that kid's gonna go to school on Monday morning and everyone's like ha you're trying anything on Twitter for being a retard But you know what it'd be like you know

it's like if in America they got up a little kid he's like oh yeah I'll do and you know

he sounds like he sounds like a redneck you know howdy partner yeah he sounds like a redneck

and they're like that's fucking hilarious you know and Howard Stern's like hey have seen this fucking

party who's this fucking what a little freak yeah I think definitely the parents

definitely caution be like say like I know a cheekie point you know, it's like a little kid to be like, hello there, I like

a pint and brogans? No, you fucking idiot grogans. Here, Ryan, hold him, darn. I'm going to beat the fuck out of him with me belt. Yeah, I don't think there's any viral moments this year. I didn't watch it. I completely forgot about it, like a second. It's always shy, though.

I was watching Porkies. Yeah, of course. I was watching the kids. That's what you're going to watch with your kids. Yeah, yeah. Every Christmas. Come on, son. Where did the mama go up?

Mommy went back to her own country, yeah, yeah. But anyway. There's other stuff I was going to talk about, but again, it's too late. It's over the hour. I don't have the energy to talk about it. Okay. I'm such a wimp. That's all right.

I had good things to talk about. I was going to talk about... It's going to be so good. He's going to talk about a comic book, and I was going to talk about... Maybe next time. You know, an animated porn movie I watched? Oh, really? Yeah.

Shame of the jungle. Shame of the jungle. jungle yeah terrible yeah it was written by one the s and l writers so one the snell writers in the movie actually he i was like i was like called it the jungle fuck the jungle book ah oh my god sorry not my best no you talking about yeah if that's not your best i'd love to see your best i'd be too good it'll blow your cock off yeah it was like one the snal writers looked him up and he killed himself before he did he wrote like an animated porn movie there's been quite a few SNL writers that have killed themselves.

The other kill themselves are like all right. That's like the only way it works. It'd be funny years from now Bowen is like on a podcast be like there's too many fucking blacks. I just had I'm sick of these

Domingo wetbacks coming in. Oh, you're not funny, sweetie. Bowen Yang is way better than that Domingo con. Bowen Yang, I like Boeing. Yeah, so do I. It's funny because he became like I like them first.

He became this enemy where it's like, I bet he hates Shane Gillis. I bet he got, he told Lauren to fire Shane. He's like, no, we're good, you know. Yeah, they're good friends. Oh, he's lying. He's probably, he'd probably try to rape Shane.

Yes, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I mean, he seems pretty cool. I told you, his dad sent him, like, conversion therapy, like, three times. I hope he got a refund. Hope you kept a receipt, pal. Yeah. They made it worse. He sent your son to, like, conversion cap.

He comes back Asian. we're like polar opposites where he's the ying to my yang go on there we go yeah right at the saved it right at the end we did it it was a hail Mary

right at the buzzer we did it all right so what's your plans now tonight I'm gonna lie on your sofa I'm gonna take a big shit and then lie on your sofa and I might might wipe my ass and I'll see how I'll see you

sofa yeah yeah um no i'm just gonna chill out whatever what like you're steering the ship i'll do what i'm told oh i might go off for a bit actually okay whoa i see right i understand but you can say outside in the garden if you can run around like tie me to a post please it's so cold the wolves are coming toughen you up ooh yeah i don't know i'm off to i i also just you know i'll be going to bed early i have to be up at six o'clock tomorrow And it's perfect. I need to go to bed early as well. I have to do,

I'm doing my tax fucking, uh, uh, dodging, you know, I'm doing my Jimmy Car course. Oh, I told you like,

when you do the course, all the pictures like money coming out of, uh, soil. It's like, that's what it's like, you're preaching money. You don't want them, you never,

you heard Clarkson talk about it. They're going to take your money, you know? Yeah. Clarkson, isn't he like on death door? no he's actually he's actually I'm getting everything wrong

I'm getting everything wrong he's right you're correct like SNL he's actually getting even stronger no way I think Eschnell's going to be cancelled and replaced with Clarkson's farm

Caleb is going to host the 50th season Caleb's got his own show now but I honestly want to be right your host Caleb don't even know his last name I don't know they didn't have the bloody the field was a bloody mess

I haven't seen a bloody cabbage since a touchdown in America what's going on? It's a disgrace I was, well end in a minute okay I was at a funeral a while ago and it was American Dayer

and he was like didn't know what cabbage was huh I guess they have cabbage do they? I'm pretty sure they must have something

they must have concept of cabbage you know yeah I don't know yeah he's ruined the whole funeral bacon

and Cabbage is a very Irish poverty I suppose yeah but then like he had it on the plate

and he's kind of like do someone take this away this is I don't want this crash the plate oh looking

looking at people in the window what look there's people in the window what window out there you're looking

you're peeping in the window yeah it's a bit of a rear window situation yeah don't look at them James don't be weird yeah

I like there ladies how you get done they is like the Caleb from the Klaxis farm They is We'll end it there guys All right Goodbye