Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 239 : Nosferatu Gangs

Episode Date: January 26, 2025

I want a kebab.

We are not. Well, we're going and we're on videos well, let me get in shot. Oh, my coffee. Fuck. Where's your coffee? It's over there as far as possible away from me. Oh, great. No, well, that's everything ruined. This is the free episode, by the way. The other one we couldn't post,

too flagrant. Yeah, Brian was verbally assaulting women and Indians. No, it's the opposite. I was defending the Indians from an awful woman. But look, we won't get into that. Subscribe to the Patreon for that kind of shite. If you want to hear...

The tea, Brian Spills the tea. If you want to hear my life just fucking unravel. Easy Tee. Yeah, easy living, I'll tell you that now. But we got a lot to talk about this episode. I watched, I don't know, I watched the Nosferatu, that's it. Oh, right. And I listened to Anna Karenera.

Anna Corinna. Anna Corinna. Ah, who cares. I listen to a radio, it's funny because I listen to a radio version, so they say her name multiple times. I would have it so. I can't be like, I don't know it. Anna Karenna, I believe. That's it, yeah, yeah.

A very famous Russian novel by Leo Tolstai. I'm going through a real Russian literature phase. And I'm also watching Only Fools and Horses. So I'm kind of like a culture from all angles. Both ends of the spectrum. Yeah, I love Only Fools. Like, because I quit my job today. So I've just been watching lots of Only Fools.

I think that's a good kind of like security blanket in a way. You were doing that long before the job came and went, weren't you? I was doing it. in the job as well, yeah. Lavly, javely to, like, the 24-year-old assistant. And who is Rodney? It's Charmilla will be millionage. There's some very funny stuff in the Oney Fools.

This is a great show now. There's a funny bit I was watching. We were talking, they were making fun of Rodney. And they were like, remember that Shanghai Sally you were in college, no, in uni? And they're like, yeah, you have to drugger to get your leg over. Oh. Del, I didn't drug her. Not that much, really.

during the war Oh, Rodney, you plunker You don't have to date rape Foreignese You can just have your way With a real rough line A bit of the old in-out In-Out-In-O-N-O-Gy

Got some money in your pocket Actually, speaking of The old In-Out-In-O I watched a French movie as well And Jesus, I always forget how weird French films are and it's funny because a normal French film like a mainstream French film is like

weird and rapy okay but I was watching films that even the French were like this is a bit weird It's a travestio It's actually so this French director Forgive me I can't pronounce his name Anna Karenera or something right

But he just died there It's actually he actually died the same time as David Lynch So normally give a fuck about him fucking hell. He directed a film Going Places was probably his biggest film which was the inspiration for the sequel to the Big Lebowski. Oh, Jesus Rolls. Yes, yeah, yeah. And he did a lot of films with

Gerard Deppard Depardue. Ah, yes. Now, I only know Gerard Deppard Deppadoo is like a big fat man who like pisses on people in planes. And I thought that was bad. Wow, and you're flying coach, that's what you get. Yeah, yeah. But like I thought he's bad. And also he's being a cute. use a sexual assault a lot. But I watch the movies, like me in the 70s, he's a very handsome man.

I think he was, he was a bit of a heart throng. Man, fuck it, he looked like young Brando, he's very handsome, and now I think he's cool. Now it's not gay to like him, so... Well, he's very not gay, I'll tell you that, because he didn't interview in 91, okay? Now imagine

91, it was a different time, but not that different, you know? Like, rape wasn't legal. Not in some parts of Ireland, anyway. But the thing is, he did this interview. He was like, yes, I have raped women before. I've raped. I lost count to how many women have raped.

I started raping when I was nine years old. I swear to God, I was like, I was a bit of a late bloomer. And he's like, you know, and obviously, you know, it would rape, you know, if the woman puts herself in a situation, I don't think, why shouldn't I? And that was, at 91, the French media were like, what a charming man. What was it for a French magazine? Yeah, French magazine. I thought it was for like National Lampoon or something. You know, National Lampoon.

Yeah, right? Come on. You could have done something else. What? What can I have on? Never mind, yeah. But never you mind you. But the fact, but then when he was only like in 2012, they're like, that's a bit fucked up what you said.

Yeah. And he was like, no, no, what I meant by rape, I meant, uh, have sex with them against the will. When they don't want you to do it. You know how the women can be. where they're like, oh, no, don't do it, oh, please get out of my bedroom, you know. Bloody women. It's when I watch The Only Fools and Horses when Del Boy tell Rodney that he rape. Remember that episode?

Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. But back to this, okay, so this director did a lot of films with Gerard Depadou, and he did this film called Get Out Your Hanker Chiefs. Okay. And I watched it there this morning, so I quit my job. job and then I said time to watch a French sex movie so get your handkerchiefs out starts off this guy has a wife and she is depressed

like seriously depressed like he brings her to the restaurant she starts crying as an embarrasses him she tries to drown herself in her soup I'm so sad there's a wife in my soup so she's depressed okay big downer right bad vibes. Yes. So him and his

friend Gerard Deppadoo decide to take turns having sex with her. Cheer her up. To cheer up, exactly, yeah? Well, antidepressants weren't as commonly available back then, so you had to do something. Take two of these and call me in the morning, sweet cheeks. So they start having sex with her, right?

Not the same time. Okay. That'd be gay and weird. That's true, yeah. Yeah, yeah, problematic. The devil's three so-ha. So they have sex at her, all right, and she's still depressed. It's not working. Is she a willing participant in this? Oh yeah, well she's so depressed. She can't really, uh, she's not really, she's like, whatever. Okay. You know, just kind of like, you know, uh, just do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, uh, just don't get it in my hair

after that. I don't really give a shit. But then the, the twist is, okay, they start working with children. All right. They're working like a children's camp for like, uh, I know, like a, like, you know, like a children's camp. Special cab for sexy children. no, no. And she's like a helper. They're all helpers these kids, okay? There's a little boy called Tony, all right? Tony's got glasses. He's 13. He's a

whiz at music, but all the other children bully him. Right. All right. So... I bet you don't even rape do you, Tony. Yes, I do. I promise. I love to do Zerabee. She's in Canada. I bet my first victim

on vacation. and the gale talk so she meets the one boy Tony all right and she takes pity on him and by the way they all sleep in their little bunk beds

like the teacher area sorry the the council it's like wet hot American summer okay yeah picture that but wet hot French Pido American summer so they're all bullying him

and she's like you know what you're going to stay with me tonight alright okay yep so that's the cure for depression eh well it turns out it actually is So it's like, good night and they're sharing a bed. Okay, so good night, good night.

Standard camp procedure. These are very good camp counsellors, I'll tell you that, yeah. So, and like, if I was being a real hack, he'd be like, oh, imagine if that was me with a little girl, all right? That's not, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's not relevant, okay, don't bring no up, James, making me look weird. So, uh, point is, okay. you're all picturing it now aren't Chico I'd picture it he's picturing it

you dares So the point is okay It's funny It's like I'd bless Hockey Street Viva Anyway sorry

It's like Okay good night She goes to sleep straight away The boy is like Ooh time to explore So he gets out of bed Goes around to her side Pulls the covers a bit

And starts touching her you're touching her leg alright it's like oh interesting and he kind of lifts up her she's wearing like a little night time thing by the way

negligee so he lifts up the thing look our vagina right and he's like oh interesting but then don't worry that's natural

not for me pass so then he goes over to the table the kind of the where you know the dressing area kind of thing and there's like a

flower pot with a flour in it right I take the flour out and start shaking the flower out of her vagina. Kind of like tickling her vagina with the flower, you know. Oh. And she wakes up and she's like, don't do that.

I want to deflower you. You're giving me extra flowers. You know, could have arseways about it. Just stick you cock in, you little buffed. Just horsed into me. Lash your fucking knobbing me twat and don't wake me up again. But then, again, these films, I'm like, I feel wrong doing this. She's like, no, I will derove myself.

So it just takes her clothes off front of the boy. Sure. And they start having an affair. Right. What is she? About 28, maybe, you know, okay. And then she gets pregnant. Ah.

And the boys find out they're being cooked by a 13 year old. Oh, the lads. The lads, yeah. And you know, it's funny. So, like, basically it ends. By the way, this is like, kind of like, it's one of those films where just things happen, you know. It's not like, like, and then they find the diamonds and the,

The president's going to get shot. And the robber and the pirate are there. So it's like... And that DeLorean shows up. Marty! Your mother's getting fucked by a child. Oh, Doc! No! So then at the end, all right,

they find out that she's with this child. And she gets like, I don't know, like a month's prison. Yeah. You know, just like a fie, you know? It's like a parking ticket in France. Like you didn't pay your TV license. Oh, nothing has a Pido ticket Oh, I have 12 Pito points on my license

Oh, no So she gets out after a month And she's happy, she's got the kid And she meets up with the, sorry, she's got her baby She meets up with the kid again All right And it just ends with the two lads Kind of walking off being like, well

That's life, isn't it? Plenty more fish in the sea Plenty more depressed fish in the sea for us Well, I still got you, pal It's like that, you know. know? Right. The end. Wow. Well, that's, what's the what's the takeaway there?

Oh, I've spilled coffee on my crotch. You have? It won't show up in the camera, though. That's what happens I talk about 13-year-old boys. I just... That's natural. It'd be weird if it didn't happen. But yeah, so I watched that. Yeah.

I also, I read Doctor No, actually. Another thing about Pido is actually, yeah. What do you mean? Well, Doctor No, all right? I read the novel. Dr. No. Yeah. Ian Fleming. Was it his first book?

It's the second Bond novel. Okay. Yeah. So Casino Royale came first. And then Dr. No. But Dr. No was the first movie. Yeah. It's not a very cinematic movie.

It's actually pretty... The movie, if I can remember correctly, it's pretty... It's just like, basically, Bond goes to location in the jungle. Yeah. You know, shit happens. You know, it's not like that kind of globe-trotting with all these wacky inventions that... Yeah. Like, wacky characters with...

a hat that's very sharp or teeth that are very sharp or a midget who's a rapist or whatever that was Austin Powers sorry wait was the midget in Austin Powers

a rapist I just saw there's a midget rapist somewhere no no the guy who played random tabs was he was he a midget or Asian he was Asian

he was the opposite of a midget he was like a big fucking huge I'm always getting those mixed up you know I'm like Jackie Chan's my favorite midget yeah the guy who played random task was like arrested for a gang raid and then he murdered his cellmate in prison awesome he's pretty raw dude he's about that life you know

anyway it's a shame he won't be around for Austin Powers 4 is that common is it I hope so yeah I've written a script for it yeah I sent it uh... Fern Troyer's estate are very interested with the magic of CGI now we can bring anyone back that's true yeah but oh so I'm distracted Dr. No. Dr. No. So the book's one thing

and the film's different thing basically, but the book Good job. He finally learned the difference. The book's like pages made out parchment. The book's like a film but like proper slow down and you have to put the film in your own brain.

All those fucking retards are like you ever notice that like films are always different in the books? You notice that? I hate that. Yeah. The book's much better. Look, just she's not going to suck you off just for thinking that, all right? And you can't

read anyway, you don't, can't. Well, you work in easy living. But, uh, spicy. I gotta go to the Patreon for that. Piping hot tea, brother. Stop sounding so gay, would you? Okay, Brian verbally assaulted women

and read out their addresses and sent them the script to my Austin Powers 4. Well, that's why you're really angry. Because they gave you notes on it. You're like, you fucking don't cut. What have Austin Powers met a sexy lady? You don't understand composition at all, you idiot.

Yeah, Doctor No. So the book is fun because it doesn't have that kind of like bond that we're used to, you know? So you know the way he has like these funny lines. Like that guy's a real pain in the neck when he like stabs someone in the neck. And this he just like slaps a woman is like, you bitch. Do do do do do. Listen to me, you silly cunt.

I could fucking kill you now and nobody, I've got diplomatic immunity. I could kill your whole fucking family and they give me a fucking medal. It's Brian Cox.

Fucker! Yeah, so like, basically he has to go investigate his Dr. No character, all right? And he goes there and he's got his black friend with him.

And the black friend does all the work, really. He's like, okay, Mr. James. You stay in bed with the white woman. I'll do investigating. Did he touch you, my dear? Did he try and have his way with you?

Yes, yes, he did, Missa Bond. Oh, you ragamuffin. Oh, I'm so sorry about them, metal. That's my kryptonite, and I'll see a white woman. I got to have me a little piece. Oh, I know you're genetically programmed, and you can't help those violent urges you. So it's like him and his black friend

Go into the jungle, all right? Yeah. To investigate there's a dragon. What's his black friend's job describing? I don't know. Friend of Bond, I think. Yeah, yeah. It's funny because he's like a friend.

He's like, okay, Mr. Bond. And then they go there and they meet this young woman. Uh-huh. It's a young white woman, all right? And it's funny because in the book, they say like, you know, she's kind of like flirting with James. She's like young She's not like underage

She's like I know 19 or something like that But like Bond's like Hmm She's just a child But she doesn't have the body of a child Oh then she's definitely not 19 Then if he's If in the 60s he said

Oh be a bit wrong If I let her wank me on She's definitely underage Probably 12 I imagine so yeah Probably 12 Oh it's funny So she's got the body

Of a 14 year old hag who's managed to not let herself go too bad. Maybe I will let her touch it. Basically, his black friend, I think his black friend's called Quinness or something, right? He's like, okay, we'll, you rest Mr. Bond with the young girl, all right? I'll keep watch. I hold the door, make sure the Popeau don't come creeping.

You want to run the train on that little piece of pussy. You'll go right ahead, sir. His black friends saw that French movie. He's like, she looks depressed. best give a good saying to now you hear so then it's like the black friends watch

on watch while Bond's like banging this young girl and then this machine comes along just burns the black man just sets them on fire and kills him

and the Bond's like oh you shouldn't have done that anyway and just move on then you know what's the machine oh it's like a thing they're using

to burn down the forest okay yeah I haven't finished the book by the way oh right I'm about halfway through I read the cover

I thought it's Doctor Who I guess Dyslexia strikes again Yeah but like I thought It's fun to read

I kind of wish I'd love And I wouldn't do Obviously Because you know It's such a big franchise But I'd love to see a proper bond

Like the books Like a book accurate bond He's a bit of a brute And he's a bit of a Cunt you know Yeah And he's like Set in the 60s

He's slapping women And like you know I mean He did quite a lot of that In the movie yeah but not nowadays it's like bonn's like you know it's gone woke now it's like bond doesn't even like uh doesn't kill a single woman in the last film yeah even though daniel craig probably was like please it in the last bond film it's like and armas is like a bad bitch in it oh that's right yeah wasn't she gonna get her own movie or something i think they're talking about it if she's in ballerina now but uh i would love to see now in the comics yeah she is yeah sorry now back to me in the comics have you read the james bonn's comic books. I've never, I haven't like, here's the thing about James Bond. When I

was a kid, I probably, I saw all the Bond movies up until the Pierce-Brosden ones. Yeah. And I seen Casino Royale. That was the last one I ever saw. Really? I haven't seen any of the newer ones. What's not? Skyfall. No, I haven't seen any of them. Fucking, hey,

they're all on Amazon. We should go down there. I don't have Amazon. Stop telling me everything that's on Amazon. I don't have it. I keep texting James, like Mr. Beast! Well, let's watch Mr. Beast. The substance is Amazon James. You have to pay $3.99 for that. Yeah, not enough.

Yeah. I was showing James, when James, just to give you a peek behind the curtain, when James shows up, I immediately start showing him things. I'd start getting his brain going, you know? Right. Start getting him excited. Yeah. So I showed him a bit of substance,

a bit of Benadorum. I was loving Benadour, man. You know, Hannah Wadiddom and Johnny Vegas. I'm in heaven. Oh, dream blunt rotation. I'm just talking too much there James You've been doing much this week I'm looking for a new place to leave

I might restart the video actually Okay You just keep talking Alright I need to move out of my home house Because I'm in my childhood bedroom Where I sleep with a grown man Who is my older mentally deraged brother There's black mold everywhere

It sounds pretty fun He won't stop snoring. I can't get any sleep. My ear canal is sort of slowly eroding inside out. You need an operation again. Yeah, I need to get surgery on my ear. Kind of like my life is not going well at all right now. I'm really, I'd say I'm struggling quite badly and like Blue Monday that was yesterday and boy, did I, no, it was what day is today? Wednesday? Today's Wednesday. Okay, so Blue Monday was Monday there and I felt it. I was basically just a lot. lying in bed.

Oh, I can't, I, I, I keep giving you, uh, solutions. Like what? Watch, uh, I've watched it all. It doesn't help. Watch skyfall. It doesn't help, Brian. The sky is falling in my brain. That's where the sky falls happening.

The substance. No, no. I don't think watching sexy women dance is going to do the trick anymore. Uh, I've tried. Well, okay. Okay, well. I'll figure it out. yeah yeah i'll tell you about more things i've watched this into that my perk i also i was in a bad way

i watched irreversible speaking of french sex movies oh yeah this is more of a rape movie it's more like the gerard depper do movie yeah jared depard do's like what a lovely film it's terrible film by the way i'm watched in years it's awful it's really well the thing is the whole first half hour is intentionally done to be as unwatchable as possible and i mean purely from a technical standpoint so the camera is just like basically pointed up at the ceiling swirling around half the time so you can't see anything and like all the dialogue is just homophobic slurs and racism I thought that was your thing you think it would be right up my alley also he's like the soundtrack is like there's a certain frequency being played yeah like it's it's been

organ or like orchestrated to be as aesthetically unpleasant and unnerving as possible but here's the thing now I understand why he's doing that because it sort of juxtaposes the really horrible rape scene that happens yeah but the thing is you could have like directors have been able to achieve that feeling of like uneasiness and unpleasantness without what I would call cheap parlor tricks the fact that he's intentionally making the camera shaky and dizzy. The fact that he's intentionally playing this like audio, like this certain frequency to make you like, there's scientific studies to say,

if you listen to this frequency long enough, you'll feel physically sick. Yeah. Like it's a cheap parlor trick. It's kind of hacky and like, you know, like David Lynch would be a good example of a director who can achieve those things. Yeah.

In the viewer with the language of cinema. not the opposing aspect of the language of cinema make it that you can't watch it or you can't listen to it and that will make you feel uneasy as the viewer is like well then you're not really a filmmaker

you're just sort of I don't know like visual artist it's like walking into a room with a fucking you know strobe light when people scream the N word at you it's not as fun as it sounds you know it's kind of a cheap

It's like we're doing the hey penny It's a cheap, hacky, tacky, untalented way of evoking a certain unpleasant experience. Well, that guy, what's his name? Gasper no. Gasper no. A lot of his stuff is almost like an endurance test.

So that film Climax is very intentionally kind of hard to watch. It's like those people tripping balls. Like into the void, I think is another one or enter the void. Did he do love? Yeah, I think he did. Love, that has like just full of unsimulated sex in that. Yeah. And then also, so there's a 12 minute long rape scene

and it's very gratuitous and unpleasant and hard to watch but it's much easier to watch than the first half an hour because it's a static shot so you can kind of just watch it and then it kind of the third act is pretty whatever and it's all talled in uncronological order. What's the plot of it? so basically it's it starts off kind of it's yeah we're working backwards right so it isn't it sorry i'll let you talk i'm just like wait wait so the what happens is at these guys two guys and their girl are at a party so

it's a guy and his girlfriend and then a third guy who is the ex of the girl and they're at this party and then she leaves the party and she walks home alone and she gets violently raped and then afterwards the two lads basically go on this voyage of the city in France to find out this so they tracked down the guy at this like really cd gay bar and they basically beat him to death I think and it's but it's all it's told like in reverse order and it's aesthetically like you can't follow it literally it's so fucking shaky and like hard to watch but I understand what he is doing there, but I just think it's a very cheap, tacky form, like, it's like, I don't know, very student film vibes.

No, you can appreciate something, but not what, like, a lot of times of films, I like, I know what he's doing. Yeah. And I get it, but I don't want to watch it again, you know, it's like that. I had that bit with Nosferatu. Oh, okay. Yeah, I watched Nosferatu there, and I think with Nosferatu, like, I like Eggers a lot. You even watched any Eggers, have you? I've not seen any Eggers, and there is Eggers, and there is Eggers. on my face. I know. I'm an idiot. That's very good. If you were writing sun headlines

have you, Eggers on my face. Twelve immigrants raped a young girl at the screening of Nosephiratu and there's Eggers on K. Stahmer's face. Because he's let them come in, hasn't he? He's let them go in.

Too key or tear, yeah. Did you hear that thing about they turned a girl into a kebab? Did you hear that? That's true. that's a story what are you on away literally it's a story it's not true actually James

but there's a story going around let me hear it before I decide if it's a story going around okay yeah the other way they used to groom them yeah they moved on to the next level now

where they literally not really but they literally got a 12 year old girl and hung her up like you're the kebabs I swear she's like on the fucking halal shish kebab

just like just like fat lads like me going inside oh well have a bit of that the 12 year old fanny kebab oh that looks proper delicious is that I can't understand why your roommate doesn't like our podcast but anyway the story that's been going around on Twitter and that okay X is that like they got a girl right

they hung her up took kebab meat off her and served it to like innocent little old ladies old white ladies I have a little cab please we would taste like something familiar here but then

Here you go honey mama extra good recipe for you yes secret recipe we cannot tell but you like very much the crabby patty but then

in the thing like in the thing that's being shared around and the home office knew about it and they were like you know let them at it it's their culture

Kier Starmour's like like, I don't want to offend their pronouns, so I'll just let them eat a little girl. Yeah, yeah. Well, okay. I believe it, Brian. So you've heard it here first. That's Brian's theory.

You know what? I'm not going to stop eating kebabs. In fact, I'm going to say, eat a lot more now. You're going to go over to Macari's there and say, yeah, do you have any 12-year-old children on the menu? Thirteen, no. Why don't I just eat dog food?

Fuck off. Locally sourced. No thanks. I don't want to eat any. the pavos from around here so nos ferratu anyway it just really got me there

it's like you turn into kebab that's like next level racism that's insane yeah that's great yeah that's like you know that's it's so the British version of Pizza Gate yeah

yeah we need Billy and Spod from Warmo to do an episode about Cabab Gate yo dude you hear about fucking a rams over there in London dude fucking gay as hell. They're fucking eating

little girls, dude. That's fucking gay and stupid. That's like retarded, bro. In a way, you just got a lift. You're right, Billy, I do need to lift. The funny thing, I was listening to, pretty good impression. Thanks, thanks. I was listening to a thing about the grooming gang

stuff, because you know Elon Musk is like kind of stirring the shit about that moment? Yes, he is. And they're saying, it's quite difficult because there is obviously cases of grooming. A lot of it, yeah. Well, here's the thing. I think they say, there we go. Well, actually, James, it's part of our culture, all right? And who are we to judge?

You eat chicken. So do you like to. Well, I don't stick me now with your bloody chicken, you are. Except for that one's I went on, I want an odd figgy's stag do, and they were a rat, good laugh. I'm like, hey, lads, look that way. Stuck me bloody cock in a chicken. Me and Dave Chinese. Yeah, lads, I've got me cock in a cock.

well they're just saying that like it's um it's hard to discuss it and be like uh well actually because you sound kind of like you know you're defending grooming gangs you know but like it's not helping all the kind of stuff about and all that and they're saying actually like the vast majority of like kind of incest stuff is family members it's not like outside like you know the way like most um most incest is not not like some guy in like a trench coat or like some Muslim eating kebabs. It's like, it's normally like your uncle, your dad or whatever. Yeah, it's incest.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, I've fucked up there. Most grooming, I should say. Oh, right, right, right. Most incest is in the family. Well, Brian, unless you're willing to provide sources, don't come here with your conspiracy theory nonsense. Some foreign Muslim trying to incest me. that old Muslim man's my step sister

oh Brian I got stuck inside washing machine could you please to help me out or no what are you doing sir please not

to get your penis no so I had a good point there I fucked up the point was most grooming is not by you know

like you know the image we have lapido like the guy like you know me no no

Could be me either, could be either of us. No, the guy who's like, you know... A pito kind of, people think of a pino, they think if, like, you and I got smushed together, basically. No, like, the guy, like, giving out sweets or in the ice cream van, but you won't get in, show you a puppy. Yeah, yeah.

But it's, normally it's like, you know... There's some tips there as well, Freddie, you know? Should we take a notes? I'd fuck it up, instead of offering sweets, I'm like, you want some broccoli? Get in my van, yeah? Russell sprouts for the Giddies I just don't have to

Riz, I get turned down every I hear you Giddies like a bit of Keenwaw salad, eh? Come on. Oh, I got salad and homework in the back of me van and a good book

Oh, fuck we're talking with Nosferatu Yeah, yeah I think I did make a very good point just to go back to it So most incest is from the family

Is that what you were saying? No, most grooming is from your family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not cabab shop owners. Yes, yes. Except for all the times when it's kebab shop owners. But anyway, those for that. My uncle turned me into kebabab.

Yeah. When did we pause the video? I think we've got to time yet. I don't think I actually need to pause the video journey. No, that's just your weird kind of spectrum behavior. Well, you know, I am very weird with the video Because what I do is I have on my phone And then I upload it privately to YouTube

And then I send it to my email videos to myself And then I edit them Because in my head, I'm like, if my phone goes down And YouTube gets shut down, what am I going to do? So I have Gmail as well But I'm like, what if Gmail gets shut down? So what I do is I print it off And do a hard drive, okay?

I bury it out in the woods. I have to operate it out in the woods. uploaded to the dark web. I have to, you know, for cyber security. And yes, I have to watch some snuff movies just so they know I'm cool. It's like, you know, in like a movie where the guy undercover has to smoke a bit of drugs. Yeah, yeah. He has to smoke a drug to like look cool, you know? That's right. It's like that. But Nospheratu, right? Okay. Point is, it's a very, like, it's, it's well made, I suppose. It's, it's, it's good. I think it's one of those films, if you don't go along

with it, you're not going to enjoy it. It's like, either get on or get off, right? It's not going to win you over as time goes on. Right, it's kind of like, if you're not into it right off the bat, you're not going to be into it. Well, I think you know what? At the start, I was like, okay. It's like sex with a

woman, you just have to green and bear it. It's not going to get any better. I know it feels wrong and weird and it tastes funny and smells funny and you're not even allowed to mention that. and you think somebody would have given you a bloody head's up

I'd rather have a cab I'd rather have a cab so especially when you actually meet the man himself Mr. Orlock Count Orlock Notsferatu

If you don't like that You won't like the film Alright And it's a basic It's a basic you know It's like you know The guy gets a letter

He has to go to Transylvania It's a like spooky castle And all that I It's kind of goofy I think. I was expected to be more like the witch

was Robert Eggers' first film and that's very, very good. But that's like very atmospheric. Yeah, very atmospheric. It's very like obviously low budget and there's a lot of like little things and really builds up the tension. It's also, it's like not a mainstream film.

Like the witch is like a normal person just sitting down eating the big popcorn. Cracking open a can of popcorn that he got from the all flies. Drink a big can of incest I mean I mean grooming No

You know like I just think like a big You know like oh yeah A bit of crack the witch Yeah be fucking mental Yeah The witch is when a girl A bloody missis

When she's on the blob Like It's not paranormal activity It's a kind of more indie Kind of horror film Yeah Yeah Whereas this kind of felt like

He's trying to be more mainstream He's trying to make Something's gonna make a bit of Dosh A bit of Wonga Right And like, maybe I came into a high expectations ever Because I was talking people about Nosferatu And they were like

I heard all the people being like, oh, I liked it And online I'm seeing these people like, you know All these stupid people didn't like it, you know So I'm like, I'm not one of the stupid people I'm probably going to love it Because I'm so friggin't smart Yeah, yeah I've seen I've seen Ridgel Nosferatu

I've seen the Werner Herzog Nosferatu Have you? You've seen all that? Yeah I've never seen any of them Yep, and they're better. Oh. Yeah, I'm a big fan of the Nossfer, the, Werner Herzog. What's the, break it down for me.

You know what, it's funny, it's just Dracula. Okay. So they made a Dracula film, didn't it write's to Dracula? Right. So they call it Nosphiratu, all right? And then Bram Stoker's widow, like a cunt, all right? It was like, don't release the film. So she got control of it and said, destroy all the copies.

Oh. But one copy survived. Oh. It's almost like it's a, it was almost a lost movie. Wow. We almost didn't have Nostveratoo. That's the one we're the Mac Shrek We're like weird looking fucker

Where he basically looks like Jim Norton Basically yeah Yeah yeah yeah Like if Jim Norton was mixed with Rabbi Shmooley That's what no Svrato looks like Yeah So it's just like you know Like Dracula basically

Like you know goes to the castle and all that And he's like you know And he's hunting his wife And all that But the what was it making a point I'm sorry my point is It felt not atmospheric this one. Okay. It feels very stylized

and it feels a little bit like I was thinking like CBBs or something like that. Oh really? Yeah it's kind of goofy. Like the demon headmaster? I think the demon headmaster is better made. I swear I got it's better. I actually was listening with Doctor Who audio with the Demon Headmaster recently. Not the actor. Who's the actor? Was it Anthony Head? No, no, wasn't Anthony Head? No, no. You fucking Matt, you gay.

Yeah. From Bofty, the vampire gayer. Oh, I want to suck you off and else in. I want your big heart steak in him gone. Remind me of Doctor Who later. I want to talk with Doctor Who. I don't think I ever need to remind you of Dr. Hu, Brian. The one where he goes to Dr.ada, I got to talk about that, yeah.

But just to point, okay, so, like, even Nospharatu himself, he looks, have you seen the new Nosphratu? No. He looks a bit silly. He's got a big mustache. Who plays him? It's the other Scarsguard. The young one.

Okay, Bill. Yeah, yeah, the one in Pennywise. Right, right, right. He's got, like, he's, like, a mustache, and he's very, like, you know, right, right, right, you know, like that guy. It's too much, you know, like, like, I like a kind of Christopher Lee style Dracula. He's a bit, like, you know, he's a bit, like, you know, he's like, or like, you know, Gary Oldman, you know, is like, kind of cool, you know, he's like a human where this guy is 100%. You can not look at him and take he's human, you know, he's got like, he's got, like, bits missing out of the back.

of his head he's all fucking weird I mean I kind of vampires in general but Dracula was always the kind of yeah cooler sexier you know monster and you know and obviously it's not Dracula it's Nosferatu yeah yeah yeah the original

Nosferatu wasn't exactly a fucking fuck boy you know yeah but he's just looks like he got a lot of chemo pussy in the hospice yeah yeah he yeah it's I didn't I just said yes there

I'm not yes sanding you or anything here. I was a bit kind of perplexed by you. I was kind of expecting more. Very silly. And the whole thing is like vampires represent sex. Right. That's the whole thing.

You know, so like he's after the wife. Yeah. Played by Depp. Lily Rose Depp. Who's good? Everyone's good. It's like Lily Rose Depp. It's Nicholas Holt.

It's like Anna. Not Aaron Taylor Johnson. Yeah. Like they're all good. Although they're a little bit like, it's a bit too theatrical like, you know, kind of like stilt. It didn't feel like natural dialogue, you know. what do you mean I shall venture for

it's like kind of like that kind of I don't know I only watched it recently so my thoughts are bit it wasn't that impressed I tell you like people were like sorry just interrupt

another thing that probably is me caused myself problems and the expectations is people are like oh it's so fucking weird oh my God even like in work there before I quit

one guy was like oh the real reason okay one guy was like oh my god me and my girlfriend watch it and like the final scene i was like what the fuck so i'm like i'm expecting like you forget like a lot like me and you we're watching irreversible every night you know we're and being bored by it yeah a lot of people and i'm not like it's called later ripe laces are ripe that's a spoon there's a lot of people there's a lot of people who don't watch like weird stuff They just watch the footy and then, you know, they'll watch...

Only Fulton horses on Christmas. Exactly, yeah. So when they see something mildly weird, they're like, that's fucking mental. Yeah. So, like, the only thing on weird stuff, I would think weird, okay? So, like, not even weird, it's kind of, like, it's a choice. So, like, one thing is when Nosferatu is, like, drinking the blood of Nicholas Holt, all right? He's, like, naked in top of him going, like, kind of like,

kind of, like, moving weird, all right? Right. Which, you know, whatever. and then at the end oh, spoilers, at the end basically Lily Rose Depp uses herself kind of sacrifices herself

so she is naked on the bed and then Nosferatu has sex with her and then he has sex her while the sun's coming up that's how she gets them which is a bit stupid I think surely a vampire

would be pretty conscious of when the sun comes up you know That's kind of their whole thing It's like taking diabetes medication You know, it's like pretty serious. Yeah, yeah. It's got to happen right now. Yeah, yeah.

So he's like his main thing. Don't be in the sunlight. So he's like coming and being like, oh no, fuck, I forgot this fucking the bloody sun. You know, it's like every time you watch those pedo hunters on YouTube, it's like, come on me, surely you knew that this was a risk. Every time they're like, oh, what you mean? You said you're going to suck her blood. There's like a pedo, like you have fake fangs, be like, ooh. Mac Shrek

I can be a funny sketch actually like vampire hunters but they're like pino hunter says you want to suck your blood here mate

say what you want to do I you're bloody sick I'm not upset what you say you don't like garlic what's wrong with garlic my you're bloody nunches I mean

you're like garlic bread yeah so like it's like him naked on top of Anna Taylor Joy of Lily Rose Dep yeah

And then, like, she's dead, she's got her blood sucked over, and he kind of half melt because of his son. So he's like kind of like a weird skeleton thing on top of her dead body. Okay. That's the shot there. Like, I, uh, so what, you know? So what, two dead people, one's a vampire. One's got her blood sucked over. Yeah?

Wake me up with something interesting happens, pal. I can see that in a day of the fucking week. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to Dublin. You see that in the 18. 82A am I right There probably is no 82A I don't know what bus

The commoners take You see that on the blue line What's that what's the bus What's the Lewis The green line No the red line's the bad one Oh yeah the red because of blood Yes

It works Yeah Geez I could be on the two Johnny's podcast Conservatives The two Johnny's man Everyone's talking about the GAA catfish again Oh yeah I'm so annoyed with that already

I love it I think it's great All these people like Did you hate that Although she's been docks The people are like I'm supporting her Yeah

I think they're lying We should get her on The two Johnny's are lying I'm gonna be like the white knight Being like my dear I'm sorry They're being mean to you But I'll look after you

You should offer to take the bullets Say you are the one behind it all I quest her to do I coerced her to do it That's the word Yeah Yeah Give me you keep talking here a second

All right okay What else is happening Very Unhapp happy everything's going wrong we brush past that very quickly Anna Karenna tell me about that well no actually don't I don't want to know Anna Karenna's

for fucking dwee I don't think of anything else to say about Nostratu I want to go back and rewatch the Herzog one again yeah I didn't even know there was a Hurtzog one yeah with Klaus Kinski oh yeah he was a bit of a wild child Oh okay yeah that's that's pretty punk rock dude

establishment don't like bad or do they? They can't stop me yeah Banga's daughter yeah oh just so that's real

nosferatu behavior you know he's getting into character yeah did he didn't even suck her blood he didn't even commit to the bit

but yeah I suppose like it's not bad anyway but like you know like Eggers has done really good stuff so it's like

you're fucked by association you know he set the bar too high for himself If it was a first time director, I'd be like, eh, you know, he's doing something, yeah.

But it's kind of, this is definitely his biggest picture to date. Yeah, I think, you know what it is as well, like, in fairness to him, he wants to make a bit of money. So, like, the witch, the witch and the lighthouse, they're not the Avengers. No. People don't really, like, you know, the witch is like an indie horror movie.

The lighthouse is like a fucking Samuel Beckett play or something, you know? Yeah. You know, it's very theatrical. The Northman, they were trying to push that as like the next gladiator. Oh, yeah. It's weird. Like, it's a, you know,

I could see a world where it is next to that year. It was a huge hit, but it wasn't underperformed. And then also it kind of, didn't people like, oh, if you're like the North Band, you're probably a Nazi. That was like five people on Twitter. Yeah, exactly. The culture, Brian, the zeitgeist.

Yes. Yeah, I think we're kind of past that. There's a while during those years where it was like, what does this cultural thing represent? Now you've gotten autistic doing the Nazi salute at the inauguration and people are like, yeah, well, whatever. There's a while there where people thought you could fight politics with like, you know, the correct movies and the correct shows, you know, like, you know, we can stop Trump with Abbott Elementary, you know. But nowadays, when you have like McGregor doing bumps off, you know, Zuckerberg while Trump watch it, like it's like, it's too much, you know. I think people kind of realize the futility.

And also that like the, you know, the people, like, for example, Zuckerberg is a good, you know, case study in that he was all like, you know, woke this, woke that, you know, vaccines don't make you retarded or whatever he was saying. Well, even that, like, it was all performer, like, the woke stuff was just like, take the vaccine, I suppose. Like, like all this, it was like, just like ticking boxes diversity programs. They're also against unions and stuff. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, they're only ever, their only allegiances to the bottom lines. That's why now they've seen the type. money dollar. Yeah, yeah. And now they're all jumping ship.

And now, like, but Musk, you know, Musk kind of got ahead of the curve. Now Zuckerberg and Bezos and all them are playing catch up, you know? But anyway, yeah. Look, I'm just very scared for where we're heading, Brian. People like you won't make it. You're in the cross air.

What? Oh, my, I'm so slimy. I can do it. I can go any fucking way they want, you know? I'm like, oh, what? Oh, yeah. I agree with that. bad aren't they and they love kebabs

you know most I changed my tune completely you know most grooming is done by Muslims actually incest never happens in the family oh fucking out but yeah

what else there's something else Anna Karenera oh no fucking Doctor Who sorry yeah Doctor Who okay yeah so I actually

in fairness to him I downloaded two Doctor Who stories over the weekend because I thought oh it's to be so fucking shy and it'll probably be so inaccurate yeah that's what you thought sure Brian yeah

I can't wait to make fun of this wonderful drama this almost magical experience getting whisked away into time and space oh I feel like I've been sexually assaulted by a French child

it's just chased away my depression completely No more sadness for me Download the two Doctor Who stories Doctor Who audio stories are right Set in Ireland Okay And I was like oh they're going to get the history So fucking wrong here

Because they're both written by English people No we've been told we're not allowed to talk about Irish history Shy talk of putting injunction on us We said we can talk about grooming gangs To the cows come home You know, like, when... No history talk. They're very litigious, those fellas.

You don't like the invasion in WWE, you know? It's going to be like that. Oh, my God! It's Brian and James with the grooming gags. This is unbelievable. Yeah. We must be at a Shatalk History Live podcast because all I see is a bunch of dorks.

Oh, the crowd don't like this at all. buy tickets to the shout talk Irish history podcast live show at the laughter lounge and they said if I say that enough times they might actually let me go in the back door I can I hear you love up the back door

they said they'll lock me in the disabled bathroom and I can listen through the door and download Doctor Who the Book of Kells and Doctor Who the Settling do that first and then you have any money left over. Which you probably don't

listen to this. There's only poor people in this, yeah. But anyway, so the Doctor Who in Ireland. Okay, so two Doctor Who stories set in Ireland. And I was like, oh, it's going to be so, they're going to fuck it all up. They probably won't you say Drottada right, okay, yeah? Because I've heard sometimes on like different podcasts and that when say Drotata, it's like Dracata.

Yeah. You know, they say it all fucking weird. I mean, look, that's, that's an Irish problem. We're forcing the world. Like, you know, they see a way. word written down and when they say it the way it should be said then we go, ha ha, you stupid

cunt. It's not Danigal, you fucking stupid cunt. It is kind of funny how like we'll just kind of go over like you know, what the, you know, it's like for Irish people say, why should I fucking know any about that? Africa, why the fuck would I know any about that?

Yeah, China, Japan is all the fucking, it's all a part of Africa, who gives a fuck, all right? Look, as long as I can get a foreign word, I don't know a white. Chinese, Japanese, Japanese dirty knees, I don't give it a fuck, right? But then they're like, you don't know how the way Queve is pronounced. You're a fucking gob shui.

You're fucking dick, I don't know, yeah. Yeah, you're not too bloody smart, eh, you fucking stupid gunt. By the way, it's not 911, it's 999 when I fucking stab you upon. Yeah. So, the first story was Doctor Who, the book of Kells.

Okay. And this one, I was so annoyed because there was loads of history in it. I didn't know at all. So the Doctor Who, the doctor and his companion arrived just as they're about to finish the Book of Kells. Okay. All right. In the, you know, with the monks and all that.

Yep. And there's all this stuff that I didn't know about. It was like, apparently Brian Brew and some other king were fighting and they wanted to use the Book of Kells as kind of like propaganda in a way. Actually, pretty interesting, have to say now. And this is also true. Apparently, I need to double check it with Keels. but apparently the Book of Kells

went missing for like a few months. Oh. It went missing a few months and when I found it the cover was missing and some of the pages were destroyed. There was cocks drawn on over it, yeah, yeah. And it turns out that was Doctor Who did that. It was Tom Baker. Yeah. So

it's actually kind of like a little fun story that I genuinely kind of like enjoyed where they take a thing an actual historical mystery and then they put in like a Doctor Who element in it where it turns out. You were so excited. Yeah, yeah. where it turns out it was actually the doctor's old enemy,

the meddling monk. The meddling monk. Yeah, yeah. Cherry Hush. All right there, Dr. Hugh, well, Dr. Hugh called the fucking Gaddy, pal. You're rat. You'll string you up with your gay scarf.

You unhandle, you uncoof beast. So, like, pretty fun story, and I want to look up more about the Book of Hell's history and, like, that kind of time. because, like, Ireland's, it wasn't like a central king. It was kind of like, I'm the king of here. No, I'm the king of fucking here. And they're like wars and shit, you know?

It's actually the Irish were more menace to themselves in English. Ah. And the next... Go off, king. Well, the next one, I haven't finished it, I'll be honest. I still got about a half hour. It's two hour story. Okay.

I've got about half hour to go, but it's pretty weird. Pause on this. We'll listen to it down. Together, yeah. Back to the start. You got a long drive to Monaghan. I'll lend you my phone. Yeah.

So the second story is called The Settling. And in that, Doctor Who arrives in Drodot, that, right before Oliver Cromwell's put to show up. And they're like, oh, fuck, Oliver Cromwell's coming. We know her history. And what's weird about this one is, it's very pro Oliver Cromwell. It's not very weird at all.

It's British propaganda. Well, I think it's actually, I've kind of changed me on a few things, you know. Oh, okay. I tell you, I won't be watching that fucking kneecap movie after it is now. because it's apparently now Oliver Cromwell is actually pretty sound Oh, okay Yeah, so he'd give them

We're going on record Well, look, you can be You can say all the shit About the English you want But you haven't listened to Doctor Who Have you, all right? You're too busy doing Sniffs and smoking the dobs

Yeah, yeah I'm fucking investigating here Oliver Cromwell was fucking class All right And don't, okay, don't clip that, all right? I literally can't You're in control of it

he would give them warning and he wouldn't attack the wife and the women and children according to Doctor Who and he would stay in places and he'd always pay for the room and the rent okay

yeah pretty good yeah and he was like he was a great man and he's so fucking classy he's sexy big big cock all the Irish people were they were all pissed off

because they got the little peckers yeah Oliver Cromwell's got a big cock he's just civilising the people Drottidae you know Like he gives them

He didn't you A very good job Says I To you To you To me And he's like You know

A bunch of conspry I'll say it He He uh He like Didn't we want to do it He was like The Irish people

Made me do it Because they're like savages Yeah Now you might say It's a little bit Propagenda Ooh Don't kill anyone

Ooh 420 But legalize it man but I just like to kind of like abortionists that's all they are I just like the an alternative view of history

and also the women of drought are all sluts that's what this says as well because the bit in it were one the women's like oh I'm having a baby out of wedlock and now God's punishing us by bringing in Oliver Cromwell and you know there's no evidence

that it's not the case Okay, I trust you That's good to know That's where Now maybe at the end Though actually I tell a lie The last bit Listen to

The doctor's companion Said the word Oh God Then Oliver Cromwell Beat the fuck over Because she blasphemed So I think maybe they're Leaning into the fact

That he's actually kind of bad Wait Why How's that? Oh It's blasphemy To say Oh God

Yeah Take the Lord's name in vain I should slap you Right now Like a woman Go on then I dare you Slap me in the face

with your cock. Go on. I dare. Choke me and spit in my mouth. Oh. Tie me up and sell me to the grooming gags. Go on.

I dare you. So I think that's the point of the audio is that like it's like Oliver Cromwell is this is all Oliver Cromwell telling how great he is

and it's kind of twisted Oliver Cromwell's bad. Now for us Irish people it's not really a twist. Right. But I think English people know so little about their history. I think there will be a lot of

English people listening to this being like, oh yeah it makes sense, you know, he had to kill those Irish people. Hang on a minute, he's a bit of wronging. Chuffing it, you never guess what? Turns out there are actually people over there, not just wild dogs who win

Grammys and Oscars. Oh, look at me, I'm doing a bloody rapping Irish, oh, are now so chuffing, brilliant. It's funny, because I've read a few things. They are very good. I'm a man. I've read a few things about the English attitude

towards Irish history, and they know so little. It's like insane. And they've got like a completely different like English history they learn is like completely different from any other country. Like it's literally like English history is like, you know, King Arthur, who's not even like, like

you know, he pulled the magic sword out. Sword the stone. Yeah, it's not even real, all right? It's like king... Says you. Yeah. It's not, if it didn't happen in Doctor Who, I don't believe it. Like, their English history is like King Arthur. Yeah. And then Henry VIII, it's like, divorced-headed died, divorce-headed survived.

Yeah. And then it's like, you know, Boris Johnson. That's basically it, you know. Pretty suede, dude. Yeah, that's all they kind of cover, you know. And, like, it's funny because like... Cool, Britannia. Yeah.

And then, like, and then, uh, fucking Noel Gallagher met Tony Blair. Yeah. The end, you know? Because I've read Unruly by David Mitchell Which is a book about English monarchy and stuff And there's all these little things he mentions

It was like in school we all learned about this And like what the fuck is like some obscure British King or everything that they learn about We wouldn't know any of that shit And we wouldn't want to No Yeah but I've actually talked to English people Who come over here and like

I didn't fucking realise we were bad to you won't we Oh fucking hell Oh we'll join the IRA Myself, I knew how faking shait it was, yeah. Jesus Christ. But it's all grand now, isn't it? I mean, well, no, but, you know, England are only a small part of that.

It's the European Union and a globalisation and the attrazine that turns the frogs gay. But anyway. Yeah, yeah, anyway, I know for that. Saved that. Saved that. We're almost done. Yeah.

Let's just silently watch while we hit an hour. Well, I've got things I didn't mention, by the way. I watched a Michael Moore documentary ages ago and I've always forget to talk about it. Which one? The big one. What's that?

It's a one where he interviews different unions and stuff and at the end he talks to Phil Knight, the head of Nike. Oh, okay. Well. Not interesting. Not at all, to be honest. I'm already bored. Did you watch that fucking thing I sent you,

the Alan Bennett thing? No. This is why you're depressed, all right? I'm giving you a lifeline here. What? old hag shitting in a bin or whatever the fuck

wait what was the thing you said playing sandwiches playing sandwiches yeah it's about a guy I don't want to reveal all

it's about a guy who works in the park he's a paedophile oh yes yeah yeah yeah I did mean to watch that but I'll send it to you again

please do I'll bookmark it this time I know actually I just thinking there I have a class I've skipping class to be here I was like fucking

a mission yeah you've quit your job, you're ditching out on farm school. Yeah, I meant to do Zoom farming right now and I skipped it. And I know it's annoying.

I sent my teacher an email like, hey, sorry, can't deny I've got work commitment, you don't lie. And he was just like, okay. Yeah. I want him to be like, no, Brian, I can't do this without you.

Please, Brian. I can't look at those dead-eyed mongolids anymore. I need you. You are the bright spark that keeps me alive. You can talk about Doctor Who all you want, Brian.

Well. You getting a bit tired, are you? No, no. James staying with me tonight as well. No, not in here, not after the last time. I'll stay, I'll take my chances on the couch. Man, you'll be fucking mental. See that thing I have there, the blue liquid.

Dehumidifier. I dare you to drink it. Go on fucking mental. I want to be a laugh. But you're all good. Now let's go watch more Benedor. Oh, yeah, yeah. I dare you, all right?

Watch Benadorm. and then wank I could probably do that I could pull that off I can pull that off yeah I didn't talk about Anna Karenera at all

I tell you what I only listen to the BBC audio I'm going to watch the film this week is it like a Shakespeare thing no it's Leo Tolstoy oh right you did say that sorry

is he like Shakespeare seems we turn that camera off I'll tell you but that's the end of the episode I think if it does a fun one fun one there's not in a cut out of

that's good yeah that's good we're gonna edit all these clips together and oh man we're gonna

we're gonna get so big in Japan maybe we're just fucking delete it all oh okay that's probably good too who gives a fuck

yeah yeah see any I can't show any interest or enthusiasm because then that makes you depressed yeah

yeah so it's a ying and yang situation very much so yeah anything you want to do next the rest week anything you're looking forward to

uh No. There's a big storm coming. Did you hear about that? Oh, really? Where? Is this one of those Q-Anon storms or like a real storm? No, a real storm with, it's going to be all windy and stuff. Oh, when? Like Thursday, I think. This third, tomorrow. Oh, no, maybe Friday. Oh, well, actually, I was going to, I was going to go back to Carlo. Storm A-Wan or something it's called. Oh, I don't like that. Yeah, yeah. Storm Mohammed. Storm A-Con. I'm locked up. They won't let me. I don't know. Yeah, so, yeah, I'm going to watch the Brutelist.

That's my goal. Okay. I was going to watch it on cam. No. You hear the thing about the Brutelist before we go. No. The AI stuff. What?

They're saying this guy might wreck their Oscar chances. Oh, they had to use AI to make the Holocaust just like the original one. I did hear that. They were ahead of the game. No, apparently, there's bits in it where Adrian Brody, does that name? Yep. And the woman, Felicity Jones, think her name is yet. They're talking in Hungarian.

That's AI. So it's like their mouths are computerized? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've actually seen it with Squid Games. You know, with Squid Games, you can watch it dubbed. Uh-huh. You can actually, there's a thing they're working on where they're going to dub a TV show, but their lips will move. It'll sync up and be normal.

You could have Arabic friends, but you have Matt LeBlanc's mouth move and he talks Arabic. You could even, man, you can make, you can do, I've seen it online. He seemed like friends, but they're all like brown. No. They're, yeah, you can watch like, uh... You can watch Jennifer Aniston, but she's got like a fucking, you know, hijab, you know. It's pretty cool. Their nipples are poking through.

Ah, yeah. So it's a nice. We live in a brave new world. I'd like to see the Arab David Schwimmer. I think that'd be interested. Oh, enough with that now. Oh, Rachel. Oh, stop.

I'm going, it's a kebab shop. All right, let's end it there. All right.