Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 24 : Bong Hitz with Ben Morgan

Episode Date: May 3, 2019

We get high and talk to Ben Morgan, who's also high.

Jesus Oh, hello Blaster! Hello! Welcome to Brian and James Fuck each other. This is the weed episode of Brian and James. Ben Morgan's here and there's weed going around.

He's hitting the bong pretty hard. I'm very impressed. Don't worry, I'm calling the police. I am scared right now. There's bad men in the house. I just know Morgan. Morgan was a Puerto Rican name. Get out of here.

Don't stand me Don't stand me No have that's English Oh fucky I've had this bomb since 2012 I've all of in Poland during the Euro So it's like fucking

This is Bonski It's been there He comes around On the airsky Nice Yeah Hit up my ass It's definitely got some

My Tuck No I don't actually No No No Do you ever see Before James hits it Do you ever see

Jack Black On that Getting Dougut at high show No Oh he kind of A bit of freak out Is that right Yeah yeah

He kind of like zones out He's very on Jack Black like he's like on the he's all zonked out he's like oh fuck you okay he's like

yeah so I'd be worried about me should empty you there yeah yeah just blow he can blow it out just empty the bowl

it's probably the best way too you know first time I ever used the bomb I didn't know

how to use this so I blew into it yeah oh fuck yeah so I just even wrap my lips

around the pipe you know like some crack like a like that and all the

bomb water went out okay and there's a girl in a wheelchair at the party and it went all over her legs Oh, Jesus Christ I'll make her more

to say but like that's pretty secure her Yeah That's our friend Alanna Yeah she gets

She starts dancing The thriller She's on like that show On R2 too now She's on a show for Fashion show Like I don't know what it's called

But It's kind of fashion for like It's like LGBT And like disabled people It's good to see But I like Alanna She's very She's very out

She's very outspoken A lot of issues Yeah I like it You know She was I would say it's her fake She's what you call a bad bitch

That's what you call a bad bitch That's a boss bitch That's it, boss bitch. Alright, here we go. There's a girl like that. She wants to get boss bitch tattoos on her lip. Oh, wow. Yeah.

That's, I can't see that. I'm bad. I'm just like, okay. Good for you. No, no, wait until she gets it done in Den Slager for a bit easier. There's probably another, yeah, that's good for another hit, but I'm, do you want it? Yeah, fuck go out. Okay, you guys, I'll clear it out.

This is fun to listen to now, yeah. I'm just commenting on it. So, um. So we're here with Ben Morgan, hitting the bong. Just keep updating. These two boys, they're taking two bong hits each. It's a big bomb. It's a tasty bob.

It's not a little bomb. I am in flavour country. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. I'm driving so I can't take anything, so I'm just watching. And I literally forgot that I'm actually doing a gink tonight until Brian said, don't worry, I'll drive us to the gig.

I was like, oh shit, the gink. This will be us in the future now, but it'll be like, we're doing like the Lungham Palladium. James, put down the bog, except it's a crack point. This is like the gateway drug. Come on, Jay. please the one night shut up

snag off yeah yeah so Ben thank you for being here no worries man cheers for having us on we put it up on Facebook

anyone to be on you're like the only person you're like oh happy days that's generally how I get gigs and you're the only

guests who brought any kind of anything like he brought a big bag of drugs what a guest well

he won't say what he brought me but he got a nice bit of green there anyway he brought something you want to say what for you

don't bring biscuits no you bring biscuits no don't. And you're, I mean, I'm going to bring a few bits and pieces. This is going to be a new requirement. Now, if you want to get on this podcast, you've got to bring some drugs. And it's cool as well, Ben, because, like, I actually haven't even talked to you properly.

Yeah, I thought. I'm not. Yeah, it's just a gig, so we're pissed on it. Yeah. It's like, oh, hey, what's the crack? Good game. You know, like, you both liked to do it. Yeah.

That was a good gig, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. I haven't been on yet. What are you talking about? Yeah. It was, yeah. I'd go crying the battery. Yeah, exactly.

So it's not weird. It's a different vibe, okay? Exactly, yeah. I prefer talking people, get a podcast, it's going, then you can talk to people, and it's not weird. Exactly, yeah. If you just message you like, hey, do you want to meet up? Yeah, I don't want to talk in my real milk.

On a laptop. That sounds suspicious, like, yeah. Because we press record, now it's like... Exactly, yeah. Now it's a production. This is how they did Watergate. But they're in a war gate. Didn't he call a bunch of people fags and stuff like that?

I think, yeah, he was like, that was one big thing that was revealed to the tape. He was like, very homophobic, racist. You know, it's like, Kimby's, fags. Yeah. Black's fangs. Gay's black. He was not a nice man. But, yeah, it's good to have you here, man.

Andrew's not a good boy. Oh, yeah, no. Well, I mean, like, I'm fucking, I mean, I was out last night, so I'm a bit hung over, but it's like, you know, I mean, yeah, it took a bit of a bang hit there, so I'm still just trying to kind of make sense of everything. Oh, I get you. Yeah. Sometimes you're home over, you're actually a bit more crack.

Yeah, no, it is. Exactly. You know, you'll just say. anything, you know what I mean, like that 9-11 was an inside job and that's what I really wanted to get a dart at today. Okay, perfect. You picked the right place. I listen to a podcast though today. Yeah. On the farm, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Suspicious. Where do you stand? Do you think like it was full on like? Oh, no, I actually have no fucking opinions on this. I'll, I'll form some now. I'm gonna form a, myself, inform myself very, uh, what's the words? Um, hot take.

Hot takes, hot takes, without any education. Gee, lucky you think. Well, for a long time I was, like very inside job blah blah blah but now like having it i've done like a lot of research into it what i imagine is probably the case they didn't they didn't plan it or anything but they had previous knowledge of it and they knew it would be a fortress for them

so they kind of let it happen maybe or maybe there was just like such blatant negligence they're covering up something but i don't know what it is but i think you know all the really mad conspiracy things like you know like there was pre-planted detonation bombs the government loved that because when people are all yapping about that the

crazy shit. They can actually hide the more boring fuck-ups that are like paperwork and administrative, blah, blah, blah. Well, I think regardless of it was inside job or not, definitely the little dance when it happened. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

But they're like, oh, we can use this now to, like, sell T-shirts. Yeah. And they do, like, the Patriot Act, they got that past shirt. And you know what's like, never forget t-shirts? Big business, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, you know, the fucking the sale of, like, half-naggans and a hundred-bottle

of alcohol just go through the roof as well. I think I was on. Why are you doing with 9-11 happened? I probably have six. I'm 25 now, so I think it's about six-seven. I'm 24. 29. Oh, dear God.

I'm the young buck here. You're the young scali-wag and I'm the old hag. I've got a lot of learning from you two guys. Bong hits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, I see you guys, I'm thinking, I wish I did more drugs. I've been off to drugs for a while and I pretend that it makes my life better. Yeah.

Really, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, when you're on drugs, life is actually way better. So much. Yeah, yeah. There's a reason why you're popular. Oh, yeah, no. It's a lot. I mean, it's just the, you know, the heart palpitations and the depression afterwards. Yeah, but, like, you'd be depressed anyway.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. At least now you're depressed for a reason. Yeah. Cause and effect. You know, where you stand. It's like, you know, you take antidepressants. Like, oh, great, now I just feel numb.

Yeah, yeah. This is better. Oh, yeah, sure. The one we made so that she did low yokes there, but she's on antidepressants. And it's just like, it just doesn't, it just doesn't work. No, it doesn't that, it takes your brain. Sometimes, I think it depends, I think it depends on SSRIs and, I'm pretty sure.

It's like... Yeah, well, like, you don't really come up. You don't get much of a come-up, but you could still the next day feel 10 times worse than you did because you took the yolks. So basically you might get a little bit of a buzz but you won't get the full come-up,

which is the best art. Yeah, and most of the come down. Yeah, yeah. So, like, it's pretty shit. Anti-presents are bullshit, man. Yeah, I start taking them. I've actually gone off now. I'm just like...

I'm sure I just write a lot now. Yeah. And that, like, that helps. I'm on oxygen presents, but I want to come off them as well. Yeah, awesome. I'm like to America. Basically is I want to do yokes. I want to do yoke. That's the only reason. It's going to her dog. Listen, your dog.

Is there any wage? You know, get a sick note that you do it. Like a motherfucker. So, wait, you're going to America so you don't want to be an antidepressants for America. I don't want to be. Where are you going? How long are you going? Boston.

I'm working on my racism now. Oh, really? I mean, trying it. It's hard enough being racist. No. Hey, you black. It's hard, like, no, I'm not good at, like, getting to the fucking... Yeah, no, I'm not real Jeff Ross.

It's hard to come up, like, we should come up with the e-racial slurs because, I mean, it's hard to be original these days. I think it's, like, I was thinking of, hmm, I she won't say it on... No. Very dangerous. Anyway, we're literally skipping through a line for you, right, right? So, how long do you stand off? I just forgot, dear, like, we will discuss them later.

Yeah, I forgot people listen to this. We will discuss that group later. But it's, yeah, I've been doing stand-up since I did my first gig when I was in, I was in Warsaw when I was 18 on my 60-year-out-day. It was over, it was when I got this bong, actually. Oh, nice. So, yeah, it's not really like, what's the same of bong that says? Ice-wise, so it's got a little, like, fucking coil you put in it. Oh, you put ice in it?

You can put ice in it, yeah, so we're in that last night. It's pretty cool. I'm still kicking in my freezes. So many. His eyes are really light, no right out. I've got some. They're really. the line.

We need to premiere these words somewhere ago, like just get to present some sort of awards. So it gets you from out, what is it? It's not the media awards anymore. What is it? No, I was going to write it down. I can't.

Yeah, yeah. Just feel too racist even to just put it into paper. Well, I was thinking there. I was, the only way, did you have like, a place, like kind of like a, you know, safe space. Yeah. They should have a place where you can just be racist. Like a little, like, it's a little boot.

You know when you scream. Yeah. And then you go out, you're like, oh, I'm brand. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you have, do you have someone behind, like, a glass screen, all the particular race of their screen? No, or is that it just...

You pick your picture, so you can tell you'll be Yovanna, Woody Allen. I mean, what Woody Allen racism is on the rise? What is it? Who else would be behaved? Some kind of woman. Any kind. Yeah, literally anything else. It's just a vague outlay of a woman.

They're like, ah! They're going to get her. So they go out and they go out. It's a picture of Malala, so. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Covers two bases. There you go.

So, yeah. So, yeah. with that for 20 minutes and they go out and like oh and that we can watch black panther in peace and not believe but like they'd have to be somewhere where you don't want to be coming out and there's like a person of color walking past just as you get out but sound proof and the person color will like hey but they know what you're doing they're like hey i'm glad you're working on that one at least you're trying honky cracker yeah yeah they don't need a booth they can say that as much as they want when we say and we're friends then because like in uh grandterino's like hey

Nick Polok I respect you You know like that Yeah That's why I learned from that So you started in Warsaw Yeah started in Warsaw

Yeah started in Warsaw Poland So I was like It's a capital of Poland So it was like It was actually It was this weird I was over there

I was over for my six year holiday I'm one of my best friends He's actually He's a pretty big stand up there now Who? His name's Piotr Shimovsky He got signed with

I think I'm a comedy central Or something Is he an agent? He, I think he does Yeah He's done Big Mike As I'm an agent

Stop touching my shoulder would you? He does it all the time. He's like, hey man, let me tell you. He's tapping my shoulder. During the whole podcast, he was tapping. I looked at my phone for two seconds. Hitchie, what are you looking at your phone for?

I looked at my phone to see when you were coming, okay? He's like, hey, get it's not how you do a podcast. It's like, hey, hey, put your phone down. He made me stand in the corner. My trousers down. They don't sat on your pot. So you're in Warsaw. So in Warsaw for a six-year holiday,

but I decided to do, wanted to get in the stand. I thought that would be a good time to do because my friend was doing that over there so he started me out of a gig and it was a crowd of people that mostly spoke Polish but it went down all right and the way my mate described it was

is that my delivery was good but my material was just whank but it was it was fun and screamed at people and they laughed you know yeah yeah delivery worst material no shut up okay we have fun

I see you probably I see you for it your stage presence is very good oh James man yeah it's the one thing I said to James after. I said stage. Oh, yeah. I know that's the thing is I need to, like, I've kind of started drinking more on stage. I think that kind of helps. So to be honest, you know, I mentioned a web sketch where it's like you can do it, you can accomplish anything in the world, like that, slightly less than two drinks.

If you finish a second drink, if you just half cut. Yeah. So at the time I started and now I probably have about three or four fights before I go out. Well, not all the time, but I mean, like, you know, ideally, you know. It helps. Yeah. For if it's competition season or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of gigs we're doing here. It's not make a break. yeah exactly

no one cares yeah like the farmment on the stage it wouldn't actually affect my career competition I don't know

even even competitions like if you do well it's like bad yeah well I don't know what I'm talking about but it's not like it's not like

you're auditioning for common centre yeah exactly yeah to help you out it was interesting because when I started I had to be

I did my very first gig sober it was such a car craft train rack that I was so nervous the second time I just naturally had a few drinks

and it went well so in my head it was like aha I found the secret. Yeah. So I just got drunk for every gig.

But now I'm going to start for the kind of the first time since I started down and I'm going to try and do as many gigs sober now like tonight I'm not

going to have a single drink. Yeah, it's good in just the long run I was like well it's got shit to be doing you know? It's like getting black out drunk

I was hammered when I won that glorious award. There you go it's the only thing I've got that's all like everyone's so sick in time.

How have you had sex with it yet? No, no. With it? It won't look at me in the eye. Oh, you you're like shoving in.

Yeah, I mean, like, whatever you want. I mean, you could have just, you know, all that. I got to go to a minute. Say it's probably cold, is it? Yeah, I guess. No. No, it's not actually. Room temperature.

You could put that in a girl's fanny. You put stuff in the girls' fanny. You put stuff in girls' fatties? Much stuff. You did accidentally face the girl ones. We got to fight to that slip. I, I just literally, no. I missed a punch her to face.

But it went. Actually, she actually judged. it. I was like, no. We're married, man. I used to do a bit about it. Like, it was about four fingers in, and then I slipped, and then the whole fist with it, I was like, oh, God, and she didn't seem to mind, so I just kind of went like that for a while.

I tried fist girls. It's hard, like, you can get like three fingers, and you get the four, it's like grand. Because these girls are very young. So, but it's like, you try to get that the tongue, that's the, it's like, the way you have to maneuver out. You have to move it

Yeah So it's like You almost have to Dislocate your like Your way McGiver would disappear His shoulders Get out like a

Straight jacket Yeah yeah That's why I do I have to dislocate my hand Just to get in It's not worth it No I kind of imagine It was like a cobra

Andhinging it strong Yeah I'd put a wine bottle A girl We talked about that before Yeah Yeah And I tried

Ray Darcy the competition For like If you have funny funny funny stories Send them in You might get on the show I didn't Send that in

No I'm like Fuck you Ray I've been on his show before. I just seem like I could talk to him now and I'm talking... Really? You talk to Ray? Yeah, no, I was on his show my brothers a couple of times because he lives around

I think he lives around, like Mary and he's local around there and my brothers grew up, so... I was going to say bad Teethville, I won't say that. Yeah, no, no, no. I mean, you probably won't listen to this, so we can slather if we want. I think we all agree, like, I wouldn't say it's any bad. There's a hint of desperation about him at all times.

Well, he's... You sent me that thing, apparently now he's on the ropes. Yeah, he's on the ropes, it's true, like, or team me, like, or he were telling I'm like, hey, look, you got to get those ratings up where we're giving the show to Tommy. Is he not today, though? No, he moved over to R2. He don't follow the news at all.

No, I don't listen to fucking radio. No, he does have a radio show as well, but we're talking on this TV show. Orty, Bollum, okay? That was part of the deal. Listen to this case. Part of the deal was he wants radio show and TV show. So his deal, he has to be on certain amount of hours.

Oh, okay. But Rortier, like, you're like, you're shit. Okay, so we're actually going to void your contract on the next you either get those ratings up or, you know, do something like. Ah, man. He needs to bring us on, Brian. We're going to get the young hip

scumbagher viewers that they need. He's got 159-11. Come on, Ray. Just like Ben in the corner and just doing a bonnet every time. If Ray's their new bomb hits, he gets such a better crowd. Oh, yeah.

I would tune in to watch Ray Darcy do his first ever bomb hit. I'm so naive. He is mad on the gear, I'm sure. He's a performer and an entertainer. They're all on drugs. That's how he lost his hair. sick and zag won't talk to him anymore because he's so mad on the crack

so what are we talking about i can't remember serious presence your first gig um yeah that was on poland anyways it's been going well since then it's been going pretty good i mean like i had uh there was a bit of a starting off period or there was you know a bit of a learning curve and it was there was a lot of like i wouldn't i wouldn't say it was like going for shock comedy but a lot of it didn't come off that way yeah it's just kind of like watching yourself back and realizing oh jeez like came up shite here that's good in a way to start off being a bit more shocking because then it's like

oh you can dial it back of it and then you're not afraid of shocking people because like I've done that I'm probably out of my sister a bit like the shouting racial slurs yeah it's like I've done that now I've got out of my system

now I'm going to actually write a joke Trival Tools racist booth yeah it's gonna be it's gonna take off I wonder word starts with Q okay and then like you're doing that while and I meant to ask Mike this

but he was talking too much Like, have you noticed an effect a change in your real life because of stand-up? Is it help you anyway? Or, like, has it, like... Yeah, I mean, like, it's... It kind of helps you

when you're doing public speaking and stuff like that, definitely, yeah, and all that kind of shite. But, I mean, it's... I suppose it makes you a bit more confident and kind of, like, if you can say something to a whole... I find it easier to kind of, like,

talk about stuff and kind of say things to a stage full of people and talk to people sometimes. So it's like, it makes me like, well, if I can do that, I should be able to do it in the real life context and everything. So it's...

Yeah, you can make me a bit more open, I suppose And you do other things, I forget now You do, I did, I wrote a bit of a blog for a while Do you want to plug it or is it embarrassing? No, no, it's like, I already had it, I got a bit of published by the independent for the first post, that was go crack And showed you, Brian,

they fucking, they, and going medium, yeah He can never let the guests have anything, but now it's not just you, he does this every time The fucking independent

They picked it up They didn't ask me About using it They didn't bang any fucking Are you serious? Densoprines a fucking skull Why? A pure crime

He is scones Yeah I'm gonna have to dance up Brian yet But we I want to actually I'm going to The whole episode

It's gonna be Densobrien episode I'm gonna like Go into his whole history I'm gonna find everything You watch his I got too excited Sorry sorry

So yeah Post the blog So that's all I can't get over that They took your shit Didn't tell you Didn't pay you No no

he made's contact because his brother was a journal there and he was like, oh my brother might be in contact about doing an article with you and then I woke up on us on Sunday and they just published it and it's like I was like, I don't want people to think I write for the independent. That's just all the journalists are scum. What else? What was it? It was about

it like cancer and stuff like that. Basically like I, because there's this period in between where I couldn't I had to donate a lot of my come because because when you do chemo it like it can make you infertile so yeah. How is how it's cold me talking? Like, there is a, I went in for, a bucket.

There is, there are several, like, Ben-flavored calipos there, sitting in the Rotonda IDF you and I just waiting to be, like. So if you wouldn't mind talking like that way. Wow. No, no, none of them are responded to my efforts. But, uh, no, okay. I wanted to save you, save your cumb. That's nice.

Yeah, it was nice. So, like, I went in one day and, but it was your cum now. It's, it's, uh, I mean, it, effervescence. it's it's uh it's sparkly it's it's magic it's uh it's a demonstration it cures aids i mean i just like a chemo made to cum like all glowing yeah exactly so yeah so yeah so i'm endropping it um you see a cum yeah um yeah yeah so there's about three-day period or four-day period in between that where you're not allowed uh because yeah i'm not allowed drink or smoke because it like it flukes with your cum right so like you're just i don't allow wank as well so

it's like most frustrating thing ever and it's just like what's left Oh, it's awful. Yeah, so I wrote a blog. That's what I did. I was the most, it was the most productive I have ever been. Wow. It was ridiculous. It was amazing to think, like, yeah, Jesus, I was just like, asexual and didn't touch drink or drug because I'd be like, fucking, I'd probably be pretty productive. So, what are you doing right now, actually? What's your, you're in college, aren't you? Yeah, I am. No, I'm finished college now. Okay. So I did. I finished that in, I finished in 2016. I got, I got sick just before my exams in 2016. so I had to do them again in 2017 So I graduated from there And then I

I didn't I forgot to do the actual graduation ceremony So I was just going around I went to Canada and I was one in a weed store For a year That was fucking great Awesome That's like a sitcom

That was great man yeah Who smoked all the weans I don't know Who else but Ben We're like Oh not me We had some We had some fucking great people

What were doing that for? I was doing that for a year uh that of course all i ever like just ask james for second when you hear about other people doing well do you finally feel sick yeah oh yeah literally every guest we've had has come out with some and i every time you do i'm like god i've done nothing about my life such a waste oh yeah we i'm not gonna project my insecurity on to you then please but yeah no it's it was fucking great but like you like i like i do a bit about this but there's uh we're at a bar mating once uh there's this uh oh yeah just like everyone's just fucking but uh it it it was it

It was this girl that was running one of the stores down and one of her... It was like, we were a, um, Franchise. Okay. The guy came into the store with a fucking baby in his arms. Oh, really? And they're like, you know, people smoking bongs and ripping joints and shit like that. And you're just like, dude, you can't bring your baby in here. And he was just like, oh, but it's not even my baby, bro.

Yeah, like that would change everything. Oh, sure. He can take a phone get down. Yeah. Yeah. I just the thing is I just raises more questions. Like, okay, so that's all, you're just carrying someone's baby. Now that's, like, way more alarming than the first thing.

Hey, man, nobody owns a baby. Yeah. Anyway, I don't have any money. Would you do accept babies? Just using it as an asher or something. Interesting question. Like, if parents give their kids weed, what's, what's the harm? I mean, like, I'd say, like, it'd probably fuck your memory.

When you're already like your baby. It would affect the reward center in your brain. And also the, the things of your frontal cortex wouldn't develop properly. I think there's something about that. I'm like that might be talking out of the earth. I'm not sure if the last goes through. But I know like your memory probably. I don't know enough to dispute you.

So yes, that's scientific fact. Probably like, you know, at some stage it's probably the benefits outweigh, the negatives depending on the situation. Plus they can do, you can take the CBD oil,

which isn't even psychoactive, just as like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Give that to the baby. Yeah, yeah, well, people are giving it to their kids with epilepsy and shit, like, yeah.

We did a gig. Oh no, you weren't it. Me and Mike did a gig for this girl to raise money for her parents. Like, so, don't, like, the parents have, like, because it's not legal here, the parents have, like, raised money. Oh, is this fair to me, or...

Oh, it's in, uh, Trilly, I think. Oh, okay. The one of those cases, right? The parents he might just to go over different country, you sneak weed, stop their fucking kid from seizures. Yeah, it's like, if it's fair to me, I've done the gig for her as well, actually.

Oh, it's not a woman, no, as a man. Oh, okay, fair enough. I would do it, folks, a woman. How dare you? I got standard. Like, the name for her. Her letter of epilepsy, I don't care. Yeah, but it's like, uh,

That's horrible. Cutting that out. Yeah. No, we're not. I have a friend who's epilepsy and it's funny because she was saying, like, if I have a seizure, okay, just let me have it. Okay, they're mild, okay. And the one, the friend's going, no, I should put like a wallet in your mouth, isn't I? And she was like, no, no, that's like, it's just a mild one.

It's let me, like, just don't do mine and say, no, I'm pretty sure if I'm pretty sure if you get a CPR as well, touch your tits, yeah. No question me. See, you work in the weed stores. really getting into your life just like marf marron uh you're working on wheat store what brought you what brought you back i brought my leg i was on a i was on a skateboard and i came off it and yeah just in what you couldn't manage a weed store with brook no just couldn't get into work every day because it's Vancouver's all on hills and it's like san francisco so he can't really get around yeah yeah it was sure but i mean like it was like you know i was thinking maybe i might move

anyway so okay kind of clinched it for you then yeah yeah so it was a sign what it was a sign yeah it kind of worked out I mean I would have liked to kind of travel around for the last year of it but I can always go back now so you're back in Ireland back on the scene

have you been gigging much recently going into big Ben Dix spinning around yeah fucking just it's like fucking 360 lasso on it about sorry I'm not really stoned there

that's okay what was the question what was the question oh so what gig gigs yeah yeah yeah so I'm doing to the island festival

there next week Okay. So that's... What's that? That's on Ackle Island. Oh, wow. You're going to have to, like, get a little fairy out to it, and shit? Yeah, that's pretty cool.

And then we've got confirmed for knocking stocking. So I'm doing that with Trinity Comedy Collective. So that's just a group of us who just kind of just gig together from time to time. So I figured to put together like a compilation show for that. So we've got... Hooty Mama. Yeah, so we got Kali and Farrell, I'm saying that. We got...

I like him. Yeah, he's good. We got Ollie Rears. and he came, he was one of the runners up in something like South Carolina I think yeah, yeah, we got Tilly Lions, she's very

good, uh, Tilly Lions, she's good, she's, uh, she's continued, like, she's very good, she's, she's, she did the, what? I'll decide that she's good. No, yeah, we shall see. Make a little notebook. Which way will Caesar's

stop to turn? Yeah, yeah, I haven't heard of her either, though. No, she was, she was, she did the comedy classes. in the Comedy Society in Trinity there Who was teaching, though? We had, it was Manus Crone and doing that for years. I'm not sure we ever seen

him, Gabe, I think he's retired now. Someone asked me if I would teach the run a little thing in Dunnark, some in Dunnark about the thing, I was like, yeah, he's better off me not teaching the other than all the bad habits. What they do, what they did within the art course is kind of like, I think Kelly and Farrell's running out, but

you kind of just go when you bring your material and you don't really criticize people that much, you just kind of say this might work, this might not work, there was only one time where I think I believe a dude he had to tell him was like dude you just gotta stop saying the end where like

oh shit he's like you can't you can't say that well he's like no no I'm quoting Tom Sawyer you're quoting it's fine

I'm quoting Kramer like it's interesting no the thing with Kramer like he was he meant to say Newman he got confused these damn dirty Newman

that was a harrowing episode of Science I think someone edited that clip where it's like I think it's George going to Hey, Kramer's on TV Oh Kramer I mean if that's what happened Like in L.A. ones

I mean I can imagine before the day Camera phones he made their shit The Muslim sound like you're like stories Where people like literally take their dicks out on stage And like shit on stage That's just in Cardo yeah but like you know it was a different time like

we missed the both yeah now we can't do anything no now I can't scream it's like you ever do ever see Gigi Allen oh yeah yeah that's just like fucking like

he couldn't do that now but I mean it's like GJ Allen released the pinnacle definitely but he had like shit of siege and like beat up people didn't he like sexually assault people I think he probably probably did

yeah it sounds like Gigi Gigi mom Who has With Gigi You know It's a

His name's Because his His birth name Is Jesus Christ Alan And he took And his brother Couldn't spell

It when he was a kid Or something That's That's about He's just asking For trouble Yeah Yeah

Yeah God He was a wild But Are you in a band Or do I imagine that No No

No My sister's in a band I think that might be it She's She plays Whalins a few times Oh

What's the band They're good GIF GIF GIF sing yeah so they're good i think they've got so i think they're releasing some music um soon enough anyway but they're kind of think they're just they're just live gigging at the moment the whole new generation of talent people there's a have you heard or i'm sure you have they're

like a new irish punk band fontaine cc yeah right so they're fucking gonna be playing fallin they're like an irish don't they're a dougar they're playing phallet but one of the guys uh connor curley he's from monaghan i used to play in bands back in the day my band and his first early bands would have done gigs together and now this motherfucker's playing phall and it's so cool to see that it's really like a proper like happy i'm not even like there is something about that when you're someone from mona they're someone from a bad place like no it's not like he was born like d4 yeah he struggled he really did like you know he's been very hard work and dedicated great musician well they haven't i'm not sure when it is i just

are we i supposed to say this what no it was headlines i'm not like He didn't ring me on James. I know we don't really know each other, but I wanted to tell somebody, you fucking loser. I'm doing Fahlin. I'm still pointing Runda for him, like, because you're better hearing the fans,

like, they can't be trusted. Fallon's a big listener in his podcast. He falls away. But you're right, there is a lot of new, cool, like, Irish bands coming out. There's another band called Just Mustard. Oh, I like them. Yeah, and they're like,

they're going to support the cure of this song like, so it's pretty sweet. want to get into a ban because I think I know you had banning screens before you did comedy I feel like I need to do some bands about the stage presence because I'm very weak

I've actually an off-putting kind of stage presence people do not like me so I think if I get on the band like that might help I know what you mean yeah yeah you go into musical comedy then as well

yeah yeah it's hard to do it well but like it's easy to be like okay it's like comedy to do musical comedy you have to accept you're going to be shit for a while and hacky

I don't want to be Morty I want to be a dignity but you can't have that well what instrument would you go for guitar, piano I did bring on a little

like Exitophon team on stage three times but that was good You're like Bo Burnham That was good Yeah Oh watch out Bo Yeah

I'm gonna direct the new Chris Rock special Well like it was good for like I use it like just like Joking and get that It's like ding ding ding Anyway It is a cool little device like it's kind of breaks them

in, you know, silence or whatever. Yeah. Not that I'm saying there would be silent. I think big of Warford, like literally three people. Right. And it's just like me going like,

so yeah. What's that? Do you have? I don't know why a person for Waterford's silence his hand, but it's very straight in place. Well, I had an idea,

I was telling him the Ashmore did some previous podcast about calling myself the yellow funk men. Oh yeah. And it's like I dress up with the elephant man and I play Black White Pete's music

because it's elephunk. It's like, you know, let's get right. Let's get started in here. how long do they have that out as the original title for a while let's get retarded let's get retarded let's get retarded yeah was it I know it was on the album was that but yeah it was for a super bowl oh okay they were like hey listen we can't yeah maybe change it let's get started yeah maybe the right choice for you honestly that's true yeah when you play it when let's get

started here it's almost like you enjoy it but you know you can play that in your car without worrying about making like someone like you know someone that you put bongmore on driving the short bus to school just playing that song over and over let's get retarded well that was like a big thing for the mentally handicaps it was like

that was like a big win for them because it was like if they can make the black IPs bends their will then what can't do that was like it was a watershad moment it was a real moment of like oh these words we actually can

like maybe make things a little tiny bit nicer for people so you shouldn't say the word retard and something like And some people are like, this is the worst thing ever. I need that worst. Okay, so you're doing the festivals.

Yeah, I'm doing that. So we're doing, so yeah, so getting back to that, she's an hockin gig. So I think who else is on that? So we got Teddy Lyons, Killian Farrell, M's in, Ali Reardon, and we got Ali O'Rourke. Yeah, she's good. We found her on the podcast, yeah. She's very good. And I'm trying to think, I think that's pretty much, yeah.

I think, oh, Ian Lynum as well. Oh, yeah, yeah, I like it. He's great. So is it how long's festivals? nights um the festival is it's a three night festival yeah yeah it's all just it's mostly just local bands and stuff like that you know it's not um it's there's no massive act and it's kind of it's it's more i hate to say it like as it sounds really douchey but it's more about the session it's more about just kind of hanging around yeah yeah and he's just going to have comedy on a specific tent

or stage each night like yeah i think we're just gonna i think we might do it one night we might do on multiple nights i haven't really heard back yet i just got the confirmation yeah okay okay cool so we'll see what happens best look at that man that's pretty good yeah you're doing any yourselves guys no actually you're not doing any oh you used to be like the festival yeah same i think we kind of let ourselves down yeah i think fantastic last year i like we were both fucking mad out of it the whole time i wasn't i actually was mad out yeah you i was wandering around like lost like i look scared no like i was walking around with you and literally every 30 seconds i'd turn around and you were gone yeah that happened like 20 or 30 times like no i'm not going after him anymore i'm just to let it let him wander like yeah yeah yeah yeah

God, fucking, oh, I could tell some stories from that night, like, I can't. Oh, man. What's the worst state you've ever been and gone on up on stage? Oh, worst day. Oh, I'll tell you, actually, speaking of festivals. There's one time where, like, we did a festival in Donegal, I think it was. It's a Wellfest, yeah. On the walk to, because we were two days, and the second day, on the walk to the stage, I got to sit twice.

Oh, yeah. On the ground, like, I think I might stop, and you're like, come on, Brian. You can do it. And I was like, I really can't. okay and I was like I literally I sat down on the stage like I was trying to do

a storyteller kind of thing and like the emcee was like I was like I was like I'm gonna sit down so I'm gonna try and make this work and tell the MC was like this isn't gonna work I think some guy got on stage

I forget there's a picture of me from that night and I got my shoe off and my sock there's a guy touching my foot I don't remember that at all so that's the worst I've been yeah that's the most zonked

I was kind of similar when we did Fantasville like I showed up we got a weekend pass but i was only meant to do the sunday night or the saturday and we got there in the friday and then the guy running says yeah comedian dropped out and needed to go on tonight so you're on in like an hour

and i was fucking hammered drunk like and uh so yeah it was backstage like projectile vomiting really badly and our friend wayne was there he's like man i don't think who should go on you're not really you can't like because I was just like really pale projectile vomit and I was like no

the show must go wheeh and I literally just wiped the vomit from my mouth walked out and said hello everybody and did the gig right there it's the end of the day it's not like you're driving ambulance like you're doing a show a comedy show so worst comes to worse you get sick

at a festival as well worse comes to worse you get sick on stage it's not going to like it's not almost going to die what about you Ben I have imagined not to build it up but the fact that you show up with a bag full of drugs to a podcast makes you think yours is going to be a lot cooler than ours is oh no it was nothing big

like I was doing the very new act of the year in 20s I want to say 2016 I showed up on I don't know I was wearing Beetleju's pants and it was a big trench coat because I thought it was really funny

at the time but then I ate like I ate a load of weed brownies for the day and I just got really stone so I kind of went up on stage I was just like kind of watching like sort of colors

on the back of it looking at the stage and then get up on stage and I'm just like looking there just watching the back wall dissolve kind of and it was like and I didn't think it was like a killed it did really good and it was like it didn't get through

but it was like it was like a great yeah it was really nice crowd like there I find McBrady's like you don't really get away with doing two dodgy stuff kind of a thing like they're like a bit of an older crowd there sometimes

Yeah, yeah Well if you win them over you to start they'll go with you a little bit Oh yeah If they like it to start If you like your farming stuff to go with your strap on stuff

Yeah exactly You'll win them over Don't go straight into the strap on it Yeah you got it like Yeah that's like It's like easing them in Like that's what it's all about Like that's like when I started

I would just try and go for Go real big real quick And you can't You got to give them a moment to like Sometimes you just say hello Like some people don't even do that I was just like, sometimes you see comics,

I do something when I start, like they're almost talking for you can even get the mic properly like, hey, how are you doing? Like, oh, whoa,

whoa, like that's like, they don't, they're not flustered. Scared the audience already. It's like, I open every show where like I'll ask the audience

how they're doing about two or three times and then I'll call the MCAP to file usually. And then that's one way or another. Most time he is. Yeah, most of the time. You know who we're talking about.

Beep! I would like, NSL's part of the festival's coming up. That's pretty much it for the summer, you know? Yeah, I'm just trying to find a job, really. What kind of job do you like? I don't, I don't know. Just something I can do kind of nine to five.

Sort of like, I've applied for civil service and shit like that. What do you need on your CV for them? To be honest with you, man, I see these people walking around, and they have jobs, and I don't know what, I don't know how, I don't know what the pathway is. Yeah. And they all seem like idiots. Yeah. I love my friends from Carlo, who honestly, like, they can't understand the Avengers movie.

Don't understand, like, that's too complicated for him. okay but yet they're working in like finance and tech companies stuff like that i just don't know i don't know what i've done wrong with my life it makes no sense to me are you are you living out of carlo's moments yeah well i done dog i'm in college in dundalk while i go down there uh okay cool cool yeah i think i'm getting like a big tattoo down there soon oh which one the place through the vets uh it's out of realm there's a tattoo place through the bets i've got into a few times i haven't got any tattoos the moment uh yeah i've got like a black flag over there Oh, should we have to do the band?

Yeah, yeah, she'll get, like, a big fucking sleeve done soon. So, yeah, there's a guy there, Jack Mangon is doing it. Oh, is he, what's the face in your phone? Out of realm. I think I know it. Yeah, no, he's pretty decent anyway. Where are you going down to Carole? Because, I don't know, just like, it's hard to find good artists in Ireland.

Tell you when you're in Carole? Yeah, I don't get you a shit, man, like, definitely. Went and where? Probably May, I'd say, or something like that. He's going to America. I'll try and pop over, though. Yeah, I'm doing Falun as well. He's doing Falun as well.

literally everyone I know is doing Fallon but me I love to there's a part of me I've got a self-destructive streak but love to just get on phallan really mess it up you've told me

about this before really like just really just make everyone feel sorry for me just do like a full arty lag yeah just proper like I know what I love to you make something of mistake

it's so bad they have to like cut your episode and NBC loses new year yeah well the many people that really easy really easy to get bad

from Saturday night like Lauren Michaels just doesn't take shit well some of it's like I can understand like burning up like what Like, who was it, did a Jamaican accent Oh, I don't remember that.

Who was it? He's the youngest person in the Oscar. Brody, not, uh, Adrian Brody, okay? Yeah. He was meant to just go, like, here's a band. But he told me funny to, like, do it. Like, oh, hey, ma'am, what's to do, man? It's, uh, salt and pepper, mawn.

You know, like, oh, Jesus, crazy. And then, Mike was like, fuck on. You can't do it. I find that $2 and trend. I'm afraid of your man from the show. And then, uh, what's her name, bald woman? Oh, Shanao copy. Ripped a poster

She, you get ripped a picture of Pope It's just a fire hazard Yeah, yeah Fair enough Yeah Yeah Yeah, fuck the Pope Like, yeah, I'm on

Sinnade's side there Ah yeah She's actually, I don't Oh, that's bad actually But are you guys doing Celebrity Death Pils I'm trying to get one together I'll get in on this

Oh yeah I mean like Sheenna O'Connor's usually like a go-toe on that Artie Lang and other one there Ardy Lang like he's really defying expectations The fact that he didn't die in 19

Yeah Yeah, it's bizarre Pretty cool that Stano's still alive considering the life he's lived. I feel like Stanhope knows, though, how to manage it. Okay, yeah, yeah. Because he's been drinking so long, he knows, like... How to be a, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, a functional.

He's not like... Alcoholics do live to be a ripe old age, though. He's not doing heroin every fucking week. He's not doing heroin, but, like, so Stanhope, no, he's probably... Like, I've heard, he's not even, like, madden coping, anything that more and more. No, like, he's just a functioning alcoholic. Yeah, yeah, I saw this guy, and he was, uh, I went to see Stanhope when I was in Vancouver. Oh, sweet.

And it was, it was great, yeah, and he was, you know, he was great meeting, great everyone after. Oh, what? Yeah, he was dead sound, so they got a bitch with him and everything like that. Deadly, man, I fucking love to meet Stanhoe. It was great, but there was this dude in the line, and he was, like, fucking just the worst sort of like, oh, my God, you're the reincarnation of Del Hicks bullshit.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, and there was, and he was wearing a fucking, some sort of re-fancy-looking fedora, and he was drunk, and he was giving abuse to this guy in the front row, and he was this big, big, huge lad from fucking. in Edinburgh and he was just like he wasn't taking his shit and he just kind of like tipped him over oh shit he was just being an asshole he was like calling his girl the friend that comes and stuff like uh then he gets up to sandhope and he just wraps his arms around him and you can see him

getting uncomfortable he's like you're the closest thing to bill hicks and you remind me of my father and stuff like that and he was like a scumbag comedian he's dead and other than it's just like so fucking awkward they tell myself a lot yeah there is a subsection of loser yeah yeah hope we'll get And we're like kind of, we was just kind of clutch on to like, oh, you were like, you got me through the bad times. Well, I wish I didn't. Yeah. It's like, that's what got you through the bad times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your family or. I love to get to that sort of position as a comedian where you have to start kind of culling your fans. Yeah. Like, you know, he wants to, Daniel Kitson does that, like, every few years. Right. He just do, like, a real, like, such a weird show, and it was, like, fucking cut out all the kind of

guy. Yeah. Because he won the Edinburgh Award and then fuck them for a while because you just get shit people coming into your gig after that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you don't want to attract the scum, like. Yeah. That's one thing I noticed with, like, when I saw Stanhope

from Dublin a few years ago, like, there was few people, like, who, like, do you know, they don't get why this is... Yeah, yeah. There's one guy going, like, hey, fuck the Jews! Oh, fuck, you know. And, like, Stan was like, that's so many theories

didn't get the fucking point to that joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, like, oh, yeah, you should fuck them. Yeah. There's no sense of irony anymore. People take what you say for face value. Yeah, even, like, Even when you're making a joke, a comedian on stage making a joke, they just take what he says, print it, and when it's out of context, it just looks like the worst thing ever, you know what I mean?

Which it is. I really want someone to do it to me, so I can up my profile. I just wonder, like, if we got in the paper, like, shot hard, and we're both weird, it's pictures in the paper, you know, like, they're ruining their children of future. You know, they're going to have a daily mail column like that, like, like, is it Andrew Lawrence? Is he the really fucking... Yeah, right wing, right. I don't want to say racist because I've actually seen the shit he's done, but he's saying... There was actually Sky Arts did like a little documentary about it, so it's pretty cool.

I didn't know the story, but he basically made this big long tweet, and basically the overall theme of it was liberal leftist TV studios give positions and slots to ethnic and ethnic comedians and so-called female comedians. I think he's specifically with the word ethnics. Yeah, yeah. Ethnics on his own. It just doesn't. It's like, it's like, it's like, don't use it like that. Yeah. And that's exactly the way he meant it. And then he got like hounded in the press bird and all. But now all of his gigs, all of his fans are, it's all turning into like, you kick people and BNP people. You know what I mean?

It was funny, like he kind of, he fucked himself because he marketed himself like that he tried to use it for like one of his shows. It was just like, oh, like Britain's favorites come by kind of talking to the truth, dropping the truth bombs, dropping the end. Bonds. Some fun, like, you, you kip, me kip,

we all kip. I'm not, I'm not comedian. Wait a minute. But no, but then he, did he just, how you changed it back?

So I don't know how those gigs went. I think he's marketing and days I never show was like, non-political or something like that.

Yeah. Let's just get back to fist and jokes. So we're all related to it. Exactly. I've got a funny voice. That's actually a pretty good one.

I've never tried that before. If you know what Andrew Lawrence sounds like, that's a damn good. Yeah, he chokes that race Just a funny voice I hate ethnic

Racism is always funnier in a northern accent for some reason When I imagine that a racist person It's always an English person in my head Even when to talk with the head In my head, it's like Bloody hell Get out of Alabama, you swine

Yeah, all right, and Sebastian Blahler, bloody nose of your bloody Grand Wizard Oh, Jesus So yeah, the future now for Ben Morgan okay what's any other big plans that what's in the pipeline what's in the pipes

what's in the pipes uh oh sorry drop as anix there um how dare you oh no um but yeah I don't know I suppose I mean like I I've applied for Dublin Fringe so I'll see if I get that and we'll play for all together now what'll be your fringe show it'll be about oh Fringe show well I did a half hour a show there

recently that I wanted to develop into a full hour it's called Smile Cunk you're not dead yet and that was that was kind of I hope that you use the word cunt Oh yeah, I do. You put C, star, star, T. C star T is what it is. So, yeah.

Just like, if a child C's that. Yeah, if a child sees that then, I go to that bit of hell with all the Peta Pals. Yeah, you know, that's where it's... We're literally worse than that. Yeah. You're a worse than Dormer. Yeah. Anyway, so it's wild country not dead.

That's a great title, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It really grabs the attention. Yeah, no, it's, it was fun. I got, like, and I actually got to RG Arena and... To plug it. Oh, arena. Isn't the arena? Oh, no, I don't.

I don't fucking listen to Harry. That's the reference to aren't. Sean Rocks and we've got a woman here who's like, she written play. Good for her. Arena. Is that what you want is Artie Arena? You can walk in and it's like Artie Arena, like the Thunderdome Matt Max thing. Yeah, yeah, you know.

It was the theme of your show, you know, just coming through your illness or stuff? We didn't really touch on it too much because. Yeah, it was about the worst. year of my life and it's like it's a pretty heavy show yeah it's like it's uh there's like i broke up my girlfriend or she broke up with me um oh you got cancer and uh one of one of the best friends was murdered in the same year so i was like yeah no no it's just it's pretty shite like so it was kind of it was like it was like ah yeah no this is the kind of shite that we win in Edinburgh award so i'm like fucking it's the bad part you're going like yes oh fuck yeah

oh no it's like nearly like the second i got the move over maurice Yeah, it's kind of, it's a way to deal with it, like. Oh, yeah. And it is, and it's fun and like, it's,

I mean, I think it's, I don't want to give it too much way but the, but the end of the show, actually I won't give way to the end of the show.

Yeah, we won't talk with the end, but let's say, did you find it hard to write an end? Uh, no, I had the end actually

written before I started of the show because I just thought it was, it was just a funny idea, kind of like, working backwards, that's a hard on our show and are you ready to expand it.

Yeah, I tried to expand it to the flower. There's a bit of filler, not filler, but just like shit that didn't go down well that I need to fucking train. Actually, just genuinely, because I would actually like to go see it, or you've performed it anywhere. Well, I've applied for Dublin Fringe with us. I think I might do it again, like, just how do it again? I'll tell you, Chris is like, he put up a post. He's giving out half-hour spots for.

Oh, for Gettlers, like. Yeah, and Jester's, but you can try to dread for a show. Even if you're not doing it for next year, maybe. yeah yeah well i i'd say you should message him yeah yeah if that if you do get a nice spot we'd have you on again i'll sound out man yeah it'd be go crack but like it's it's a fun show anyway like it's with most like it was like a bit of a lot of props and weird shit

and they're gonna like a setup it's like it's it's kind of small bit attacking in it and shit yeah that's good it's just set you around like that separates you from the rest yeah it was good like i did a fair like smock alley did the scene in herd festival there so it was that was good charge of tickets what recharge of yeah you get a little bit you get a bit of a code off of

so you get I think it's like a little bit of a piece of the path yeah so you know I made like maybe like a oneer out of it or something like three or two nights so it's a one a hundred year off

sorry he's not street like I'm sorry yeah I don't know anything I'm like how much did a 25 bag 50s get on it oh thank you sir are you guys familiar with Viper actually

brought tickets no no I was like Viper the rapper I'll show you I can get up his album I know a cycle He's called the Viper He's a rapist His name's just Viper

I'll show you his album cover But it's like The title is Y'all Cowards Don't even smoke But it's spelled wrong And it's just it's fucking It's just him

Just a lot of crack And he does throw crack Oh he smokes a lot of crack Wow But he's like one of these guys Who makes like a shit ton of music Like you know What's that other guy

Like bass god They'll produce like a stupid amount of music. You're two street. Yeah, look, Viper. And spell wrong. Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack. My God.

What a hero. Is this stuff good? Oh, God, no. I mean, for a while. Look, look, the other's tell you, is kill yourself, my man. Wow. He's like, I need listeners guy.

I mean, like, I know like Goudie B's dead, but I mean, like, he's alive on each and every one of us. I'm that guy especially. Wow, I'm so old. I really don't know any of these guys. My pen ain't mightier than you're, wow. I'm too gunged. Wait, can I ever go?

Day pen ain't mightier than my pistol. Day pen ain't mighty than my pistol. Yeah, well, he said, yeah, yeah. I was quoting. It's not racist. You do like that.

It's not racist. He smokes crack. He's not going to care. Oh, Mr. Biper. You're in the room. He's like he's in a room. He does his impression. He thinks they're the real people.

I know. I'm so good. Yeah, I mean, like, they would have been fine if you hadn't blacked up, don't. Yeah. Oh, look, he's got his nipple pierced. Yeah.

I have my nipel pierced. I got all of us. Oh my God. Yeah, I got that done on... How long? I got done on it when I was 17. I was traveling around Spain for three weeks. Not to get a bit too, you know, yourself.

Like, I bet that helps you with just a fucking movie there. Don't you? It helps keep them up there, yeah. I'm just like, you know, have to crawl all over me otherwise. Look with it. Look at it. Slime. Now, do you want some weed?

Oh, Jesus. Okay, we'll wrap up in a few minutes. Yeah, I don't think there's anything else, though. It's only else you want to talk about before we head up. off here. Do you want to start a conspiracy theory? All right. What is it? I don't know. Where, where do we begin? Where are we targeting with those? What's the financial gain for us?

Well, I think if you did start something, like, it's a very easy to write a book about it. And there's so many fucking idiots in this country. Like, it's funny. Do you want the vaccinations thing? Oh, yeah. Irish people are only getting that now. So in America, that's the whole, like, they call autism. I don't like that. Yeah.

That's my American. Now, Irish, like, fucking turf mungs are only getting this now. Turf mugs. what's one of your racial slurs I can find it together it's not offensive but like

these idiots too they're like they're like they're getting this now because the only got the internet like Jews is it yeah it's not getting like

oh it's as bad and it's like actually like the rate of what do you get measles measles smallpox it's not like

fucking like I'm exaggerating like a billion uh because of this it's got a problem that they're trying to like make it mandatory for kids

yeah yeah basically they won't let kids into schools if they're not vaccinated so we connect that to the Jew in some way. We're rolling them. We're making more than one. We're making a tour

or a truer. How do you make money out of that? You're going to blame the Jews and like... I haven't taught that far ahead, man. This is why I'm not doing Smok Alley. And why I won't be doing it again. Do you think before we go, do you think it should be mandatory to vaccinate each other? Oh yeah. Yeah. I think it should. I think so.

Could be because... Are you vaccinated? I didn't get the NMR booster. I got all the other ones though, just because I was like... Are you ever tempted to like link your cancer too. Oh, I got I had a dude tell me once I thought my, it was probably how I got the cancer was the vaccine.

Are you serious? And I was like, okay, it's I'm not going to say anything because it's literally your son's funeral, but I was like, he died a small fox. Well, better that than the autism. I'll keep him Every episode we push it a little bit more

But man, you've been deadly You've been a great guest You've been a great guest I had fun talking to I've fun talking to you guys too Man I didn't feel like hard of work Yeah man

Cheers I know I'm trying to set up a podcast soon So like I mean I'll have to give you guys on I'm about so I have any idea with the podcast to be about I had a few ideas. I was going to do one where I was just going to review weed

when I was in Canada and I can't really do that now because it's just like well here's Anto has brought me a 50 back off the minus there was something not lying homegrown

like you know I can't really do it here but I think the garage really liked this podcast oh my gosh yeah yeah I was listening

and sending me money yeah they call me Mr. Rat yeah like it's fucking yeah I feel like the lucky charms like they're always after

me's annexed you know Yeah, I think I'm trying to set that up in the next while or something like, I'm just going to probably like interviews

probably something similar to this. Yeah, I did feel like for a successful podcast because that's be some kind of team. Yeah. Whereas we don't really have one

on this, do we? I think the team is like her scumb bad assholes. Like that's really it. I mean, there should be something like this is on podcasts

like, hey, we review every episode of a grade anatomy or something like that. They like each other. They don't like each other. They don't like each other.

They like each other again. It's over. Yeah. Yeah. We had it. We were trying to do a podcast like that for a while where we were just going to get drunk and do director's commentary to friends.

Ah, that would be fun actually. It was good, but you realized, like, no, because we'd have to be listening to it with, like, headphones on, and then just the logistics of it. We were just drunk. Well, there's only so many times you can point out the fact that Matthew Perry was a drug addict. Oh, yeah.

A bit tiring. Yeah. Oh, no. Like, like, I can't legally say that there's drugs involved, but do you ever watch the late, late toy show and just, like, just look at the gurns? No. No, like, there's some, I've seen some serious

scurons a late late touch up can't say legally I can't say who but like just I'll say it I can know yeah some fucking kids man yeah well that's how they get and you never see the kids afterwards

no that's the good thing there's a sex dungeon in the RTE yeah no I don't think it's that sinister I said they just drain their life force to keep Gable life oh of course

yeah that won't work much longer but like you know the owl they have for late late age show there's also an owl and you know that kind of the spirit is it a Bilderberg The Bohemian Grove is a big owl they worship Because that's probably connected in some way

Yeah, yeah, yeah The owl, like they praise the owl or whatever Like, you ever see this footage of Alex Jones Yeah, yeah It's him, um, investigating Bohemian Grove Yeah And then there's a bin that where he goes like, They whistled at me

That means they're gay And then he tells the story again And after this he'd get bigger, like Yeah, I was basically sexually molested Yeah, yeah, he's like, they whistle that me Which as you all know, that's cold wood for like Bill, and put a saxophone of my asshole

and they blew, God-gabbit. I'm not the dumbestack of this crap anymore. Start the revolution. Oh, yes ended now. Again, I'll keep trying it. Ben, you've been a fucking wonderful guest. Absolutely. Thanks for Zanis.

No worries. Drugs. Thank you. That's the end of the show. Good night.