Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 240 : Only Fools and Emilia Perez

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

I smell daddy....

we're recording you're filming sit the fuck down and I'm fucking ruin the fucking shot give me a second oh great what a great start great you've ruined it already

I don't need your fucking shit sit your fucking ass I don't need your shit I'm making new friends are you we went over to the shops there yeah

we had a good bit of crack at so now good bit of banter only after you got burned hard at Subway oh well yeah in Subway they're a fucking bit disrespectful to me

you know Yeah. Because, you know, they're kind of busy, and I taught a bit of banter with them would help, you know, cheer him up a bit. They were, when you say they, you mean he, because he was on his own, he was very, there was a long queue, and he was getting orders in, he was clearly stressed. I was like Patch Adams, you know, I was like making jokes and goofing around the place, you know. I put like something on my head, you know, I put my phone on my head. I was like, oh, look. Yeah.

Whoa. Look, I'm going down the stairs. he wasn't having none of it yeah and then we went to the shops and they're renovating the shop they're putting in an ice cream station so... Is it? Yeah, that's what it is, yeah. An ice cream station? Yeah, it's a whole station

for ice cream, a whole section for it, yeah. Really? Yeah, it's your lucky day pal. It seems like a waste of... No, it's not. People only get ice cream in the summer. Yeah, we'll come up to the summer now. Yeah, but they're going to have a whole... Hey, it's not my idea. Two-thirds of the shop is an ice cream parlor.

They got rid of the batteries, the alcohol, the post office is just ice cream there. You get your doll from the ice cream parlor. So I was just trying to make a banter like, are you? Like, are you? Yeah? And he was like, yeah. Yeah, obviously. What do you think?

There's like hammers and drills from the place. I'm like, ah, a bit of work to. I thought I'd be doing a bit of graft in myself back in carlo, so I do. It's like, yeah, you were trying to talk to, he was like, yeah, I'm just going to serve the customers. Like, oh, don't let me get in the way.

Tell you're holding the drill wrong. Let me do it. I just drilled my fucking drill goes into my fucking ankle. I'm like, ah, fuck. That's a dodgy bit of equipment there. Yeah. Are you ever need any help around things?

I wouldn't be doing much these days. And I finished Only Fools and Horses. So I've got nothing left. So if you want any help at all. I caught over any fucking hour the day or night. You don't even have to pay me. Just, you know, a bit of

conversation. Maybe a bit of ice cream wouldn't go straight. But seriously, I'm lactose intolerant anyway. I'll still eat it though. I don't want to be a fuss pot. It gives me the shit, so I don't mind. Hag and ass out the ass. Am I right? Are you now

at the night now and pal? Anyway, where's that young guy's working here? When's she coming back? Oh, and what time does she finish school? She's got something wrong with her phone because I keep texting her. She's not responding. It's probably the power outages, you know.

Storm A1. And obviously, you know it's a bad storm because she hasn't texted me back in months. So, you know, big ramifications. I want the young one. Yeah. Yeah, so I might not go back to that shop ever again. I won't get the ice cream.

I won't give them the satisfaction. You had your chance to be my best friend and you fucked up, pal. Did he even make eye contact? No. No. that's when you know they like you a few times in there like to be talking with stuff

you know like I'll be watching the game tonight and be like here's my big chance you know I blow it I just like yeah I'll just have this pack of crisps please multi-pack you're having your mates round no they're all for me can I have a multi-pack

and the smallest packet of condoms you have I don't mean the amount of condoms I mean So, look, who cares about them, all right? James is here, we're recording the podcast, we were downstairs, we watched Zones of Interest and Two Broke Girls. It's Party Time. It's Party Time in Glass Net. Man, Zones of Interest is less depressing than Two Broke Girls. Two broke girls. We must have picked a very bad episode.

A rare miss. Yeah, but, you know, it's hard to. believe. So it's, you know, two broke girls. They're two girls who they're always looking for money. They're scheming. A bit of a Del Boy and Rodney's situation with Del Boy in massive tits. Gigantic tits.

Holy fuck, man. Yeah. Oh God, I'm still thinking about those tits. You could park the entire Trottermobile right in between them and it had developed it, you know. Sorry. What a powerful bit of imagery there.

Not really, actually. So, like, they're trying They meet these rich people And they're selling a cupcake recipe And it's all kind of like standard sitcom stuff But then they go back to their house And there's a fucking horse in the Gaff In their flat in their Seinfeld-style apartment

It's like, I think it's like out on the balcony Yeah Having a horse on a New York balcony It's a lot more sadistic Than anything the Nazis did to the Jews And zones of interest, you know It's fucking weird And they seem to like

Take it for granted Like the horse Just there, you know Yeah So maybe this is something we missed It might make sense You know What I'm like

It's like if you're watching Seinfeld Like didn't explain Who Newman is I don't understand Okay Yeah So there seems to be Some sort of

animosity between Jerry and this Newman character Hmm Yeah So maybe we'll go back And watch it Well I'll give

I'm Googling And we'll figure it out Yeah Zones of Interest is very good We didn't finish It was a bit hypnotic though

So far, though, it seems pretty good. We watch this. It's about happy family. Having a good time. And there's some weird shit going on next door, but I don't know what that is. It's probably a... Construction. They're getting an ice cream station over there in Daco. Yeah.

You build no concentration cap, are you? Is this where I have the ice cream station, yeah? And you come rock it up. All right, boys. You need any help with the concentration cap? No, no. Please go away now, sir. Yeah. Actually, just go back to the shop for a minute.

They must think we're a pair of nofters because... Well, we go in there every couple of weeks, like, we need more battery. I thought it was like, oh, you got them last time. We're like, are these going to be long-lasting? I mean, these have to be very powerful. We're going to really just, oh, we're going to be... Oh, it's got to be some long, hard hours. We've got the two big black things in our hands close to our bars

Oh yes We come back Like a half hour later More batteries Please My hair is all messy You've got a black eye Yeah

Yeah Nuffters is great I like Nuffters Nuffters I've never They say that Ony Fools and horses A lot Does that mean a gay person

Yeah They're like Rodney You're a fucking Nuffter Yeah And you probably have AIDS Actually they mention AIDS A lot And Only Fills and Horses

As well Wow Yeah Like the first time They mention it All right It's like Dells and Hospital

And he's like, I think I might have, you know, it's like, what you mean? You know, what the nofters get? And it's like, you think so? He's like, yeah, remember I got my hair cut by that fella, you know? Rodney's like, don't worry, Del, you can't get it from that. Unless he kisses you afterwards and everyone laughs because they're all like, yeah, gays do fucking give you AIDS, don't do it.

Every chance they get. Never get your hair cut by a. a man, all right? Sure, yeah, yeah, sure. And now look at it, now it's cool. Now it's like, oh yeah, he's got tattoos and we're drinking craft beers. That's the nofters being

very sneaky. They'll fall for their tricks. They want to give you aid, so they do. You get your hair cut by your auntie. You think you're safe, you know? Yeah, she's my auntie through marriage. You're right. Not even a blood relative. Yeah.

The biggest nofter of all. Anti-nofter. Ante Amelia Perez. Actually, just before we talk about Amelia Perez, the second time they talk about AIDS, only fools and horses, Rodney, who at this stage in the show must be like in his late 20s.

A few times they're like, oh, Rodney, you're 24, you're like, no way Rodney's 24. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know what? Back then, 24 was like 50 years. Yeah, and they're smoking eating curry all the time,

you know, so I suppose it attracts for the characters, all right? Yeah, yeah. But they're like... And you're smoking, there's funny fags. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one of those nofter fags. You're smacking those nofters. Yeah. So the second time is Rodney, Trotter, much-loved character, is dating Cassandra.

And things are going well. And he wants to move on to the next stage, which is implied to be sex. Right. Right. So he's like, yeah, we haven't actually, you know, yet. But, you know, and I think, you know, because of the way in the news and all that, you see, like, you know, I was thinking maybe I should buy a packet, you know

and Dell's like, you mean it? Yeah, because you know AIDS and all that. But I've never actually bought a packet before. So I get nervous going to the shop and all that, yeah. And you're thinking like, Rodney's been raw-dogging it for like years. Everyone was back then. Man,

that's so cool. That's why the working class ended up at the conundrum that's why they're like rabbits, like rats, infestation. scourge on society. And Mrs. Tatcher tried her best to stop him.

Correct. We must do what we can to stop the Nafters and the Jamaicans having babies together. Yeah. I've got a pony. I always thought it was money in your pocket. It's put a pony in your pocket.

Pony's money though. Pony, what is that, a hundred? I don't know the terminology now. And then there's a monkey. Yeah, there's monkeys and ponies. Half a monkey, I think is a tenor, I tell you. awful monkey in a pony yeah yeah and they use a lot like slang as well

like you know oh he's going out for a ruby ruby murray curry oh wow yeah exactly yeah jesus christ oh that cockney rhyming slang he's down here babble yeah yeah oh another thing actually rodney again in his like um uh you know late 20s whatever okay

they're like making jokes but remember that girl you went out well last week you're lucky you didn't get your collar felt it's like oh she told me didn't know she was 15 and they're all laughing it's like yeah well what you get her a kid's meal and everyone's cheering and laughing dell dell what you're big in that for you know people in glass houses del you like them 12 I'm shut up run the you blokeye they're not always 12 I'm putting a party in your fucking da da that's like ah lovable working class heroes, racist, homophobic,

paedophile drug addicts, that's what they are. Just rooting for them. So her thieves and degenerates. This time next year, Rodney. Yeah. Boddy, I've got a bloody grey idea. It came to me when you were having it off with that child. I thought, oh, get this of the old cat TV camera,

flogging down market, make a nice bit of one guy, be a dosh. Porn and a pony. Yeah, man, that's Yeah, Del Boy sells childbord Del Boy meets a new associate called Jeffrey Epstein Oh, mate, these

Yidge down the booths Big old snows on him, yeah? You watch it all, though you're saying? I watched it all, yeah, yeah. Yeah, had a great time watching all, yeah. No, you should watch it in reverse, like a Kubrick film, you know, and sink it up, project one onto the other.

I love the, uh, original ending. I love that. What was the original ending? The original ending is they find the watch and they become rich. Oh, they actually become millionaires. Yeah, yeah. Then did three extra specials. They're not great. The middle one's very good. The one where to go to France. Remember that? No. That's very fucking, the Gary gang.

Remember that? They bring a guy called Gary back. Oh, he's like, yeah. Yeah, that's really funny. That actually has a real kind of satisfying, like all ties together at the end and that's good. You know, you know, there's also an episode called A Touch of Class. No, not what's called, a Royal Flush. That's the

one episode David Jason says he doesn't like. Okay. That's the one where it's actually one I don't remember too well. I think they don't play that much these days. But it's like basically Rodney gets with this rich girl. Okay. And they want to like bring him to like these parties in there.

And Del gets jealous. So he just like ruins the relationship. Oh. And that's the end. Yeah. Oh. And he's basically the villain in it, you know? So Rodney didn't end up with Cassandra? No, this is She had a miscarriage. Right. That makes sense.

The miscarriage stuff is very good as well. Yeah, I was laughing my ass off. You dog, bud. But then he punched that lad. You shouldn't do that. Shouldn't punch. That's Dave Clifton, by the way, you know that? Who's Dave Clifton?

From Alan Patridge. Okay. That's Dave Clifton where he's abusing. Oh, look, written too nerdy here, you know? You are. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. What's the one where they dress up like Batman and Robin? That's the Christmas special.

Yeah, that's great. Heroes and villains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's some moments that are very much. iconic. Yeah, they're iconic, but they're like... Like Billy Elish, you know. Yeah.

They're like sketched into my brain because they always play those clips like Britain's fanniest moments. It's like Dell falling through the... Fall nowhere at the bar. Yeah, yeah. Play it cool, my son, play it cool. It is a very funny visual guy.

Very good fall. It's very straight fall, you know? Yes, yes. But, anyway, let's go on to Amelia Perez, all right? Let me just, one second. It's going to... What? No, no, no, no, we'll keep going on.

Oh, no, fuck it. Sorry. Ignore me, all right? You just talk you talking. Well, I haven't seen Only Fools and Horses in years, and I haven't seen Amelia Perez ever, so I can't really contribute to this whatsoever. Well, they're actually very similar, James. Okay. No, so Amelia Perez, all right? I watched it. It's on Netflix, by the way. Yeah. You haven't watched it, have you? I haven't. I told you to. I, yeah. But you know me? I'm, you know, I'm anti-establishment.

You tell me to do one thing I want to do the opposite. You said, watch Amelia Perez, you know, I just took me cock out on a playground. I don't know why I thought that was the opposite. There were no kids around. There wasn't being weird or anything, you know. I saw a badger and I said, go on, have a look at that, yeah. You catch tuberculosis from me. Yeah.

I do have lots of fun in the playground, showing my cock to badgers. You got to, you know, because I've, I've, I've. Stop drinking and smoking weed, so I just have to fill the hour somehow, you know. And especially when the power went out, I was like, oh, the wind blew all the badgers away. Who are I going to show my cock to knock on? I told you the wind is fake. Oh, okay. That's what they're saying on TikTok.

The storm is fake, and it's kind of like the fire is in L.A. It's targeted. So that's why the power went out. The power didn't go out for me. Right. Because they didn't know I'm a little sheep. I'm a tool of the establishment But the fucking

The lame street The globalists are trying to come after me Yeah so I'm reading the Guardian And being like James You got to believe the official story Climate change is very real James But then like in their computers They're like oh my God

James listening to War mode and Joe Rogan Get him and they sent the storm to knock out the power But they knew you can't be stopped though Well luckily I already had the audio book of Behold a Pale Horse by William Cooper downloaded on my phone and I listened to it on repeat out loud with my

con't family. By candlelight it was actually very nice. It's funny if you had Joe Rogan and vinyl. It's so clear. You can hear how stoned he is on stage. You can actually hear his titty sweating

through his gay yellow shirt. He looked ridiculous in that special. And the comedy wasn't very good either. He did have real noticeable tits. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was quite distracting and it was kind of erotic in a way. But anyway, what was talking about? Oh, yeah, so they're shutting you down, is my point, right?

But again, I'm... Geothermal engineering. But again, you're watching Alex Jones. I'm watching Amelia Perez. Yeah. All right? And... Aren't all this guy, this guy Brian, too.

He's sick. This man's sick. He actually thinks 13 wasn't enough. nominations for this god damn piece of trash i'm sick of that's crap oh actually was sorry i just remember something funny there um speaking of like the official narrative and all that seen the thing on twitter about condoms for gaza i say it's so funny so basically trump came out and he was like they're trying to give 50 million worth dollars worth of condoms to gaza and i stopped it and it's not true at all it was like emergency aid to gaza yeah yeah but someone said it was condoms so now

They're like, yeah, they're giving condoms to the people of gas. Like, great. And James Wood came out. He's like, what? They're going to use it to fuck more goats. Jesus. And then one Fox News guy says, Hamas can use condoms as weapons.

You can actually use... Like water balloons? No. Like it's a fucking... What is this, an episode of workaholics? Take that, dude. You don't fucking that. How can they use condoms as weapons?

Somehow to determine the bombs somehow. Okay. All right. Yeah, petrol bobs with condoms. Yeah, that makes sense. But anyway, look, let's have some serious. And you're putting me in a bad position because you know I don't like to be seen criticizing Fox News, but that's just silly, Brian.

Anyway, Amelia Perez. As you said, 13 Oscar nominations, huge, a lot of buzz, all right? And then, of course, it's so big, a lot of backlash as well. All backlash. Nobody likes it. Yeah, not many people like it. Nobody likes it. James Cameron liked it.

Yeah. Well, I was laughing the idea of James Cameron doesn't know trans people are real. He's like, wow, is that like motion capture or what? Whoa, the Mexicans, like you think they were actual people. My God. Look, they're sticking their dicks in the trees. I thought the Navi were crazy, but this isn't insane. So, Amelia Perez is something that, like I said, a lot of people hated it.

So I watched it, and I'm a bit of a contrarian. Yeah. So I was trying to be like, ah, fuck them. Yeah. It's fucking class. It's fucking lethal, boys. Whopper trans, yeah. So it isn't very good now.

Now, I will say this. There is a world where this was made in the 90s, and it was directed by like Oliver Stone, and it's fucking awesome, all right? Because the premise of gangster turns, gangster Mexican turns trans. Cartel boss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds pretty cool.

In the 90s, all right, again, it'd be like, an action trailer and they cast like Robin Williams as the trans mexican all right and he'd be like having fun with it like oh look at me I'm trans and he got he has like I was born with a burrito but I think I've got a taco oh oh yeah somebody chop off this pinata and he's got like a gun his pussy and it's like yeah they have fun with it you know yeah um and it's like a like a mrs doubtfire situation right but uh it'd be highly problematic but pretty awesome right whereas this is just shite right it's not it's not it's not it It was trashier, it'd be more fun, all right?

But they're kind of going for, like, a high art vibe. They're going for prestige, kind of like, oh, get ready, because your tears are going to get jerked. Which is very funny when you see, because you showed me about 10 minutes of it, and it's... I want to show you more, you're like, no. So badly done, like, it's very, like...

It's a charm to it. It's like an episode of glee, though. There's a charm to it in a way. That's actually insulting to glee. Yeah, yeah. Glee was done better. That's insulting to all the paedophiles on glee. There was only one

I think. Only the one that got God in a way, but yeah. So look, I'll tell you the plot first and we'll decipher it more as the plot. So it starts off Rita, played by Zoe

Saldana, is a high powered lawyer, but she's a woman, all right? So she's like a second class that is in, like she works in a law firm, but some man takes all the credit. Right. You know, he gets to be in front of the cameras. So, like, let's say

they're trying to, like, get, um, like a child, uh, murderer off, all right. He gets all the credit for letting the child murderer walk free, not her. Oh, okay. She wants the glory. Yeah, she's raging. Yeah, yeah. She got Bill Cosby out of jail, but she's not getting a respect. She deserves,

you know? Mexican Bill Cosby. So it's all set in Mexico, right? They're all speaking Spanish. Yeah. And then she gets, uh, contacted by someone and they want them to meet up and they put a bag

in her head it's very like you know where am I and it's this gangster this groovy gangster called I don't know like Mustafa or something there

alright or not Mustafa Mustafa of Mexico I don't know Learoy or something there right yeah so okay Miguel

yeah so the gangster is like you know yo I'm like I'm actually a woman you know right so I want to be turned into a woman I got unlimited money

want you to help with the legal side of it, you know? Changing the documents and all that. I don't know why they have Rita doing it, but the point is, okay, they send Rita off to, like, Switzerland, first of all, to talk to, and I show you that clip where it's like, penis to vagina.

Oh, yeah. That actually, I like that song a little bit. Okay. It's the only good song, I think, in the home movie. I actually, I was in the treadmill, singing that out loud there, penis to vagina. I really, I liked it, yeah. Wait, where are you on a treadmill? In the gym? You're a

singing that out loud. Yeah. Will you listen to it? Like, No. Spotify. It's just in my head. Acapella.

I was like, come on, guys. Come on, guys. Join in. You're listening a treadmill. Out of breath and sweating and screaming at the women. Pyrus to vagina. You have to touch it

or else you're a transphobe. Come on. Well, make me pull out my life. Yeah. So. Woman to bad. A man to a woman. Petus two

vagina like that's the actual song yeah it's pretty catchy it's not the rest of songs are dog ship that one that one i'll defend that's the home run yeah yeah that's the one i'll play at my wedding you know yeah so uh she then goes to tel aviv because why not you know and the the televieve doctors there's not enough people dislike this philip yeah go on televieve the televieve man is like i'll do it no broader so they put a bag over his head and they bring him to uh the gangster the groovy gangster and the plan is okay they're going to fake the gangsters debt okay

and they're going to fake it they're not going to tell the wife and kids either oh Selena Gomez is the wife all right oh right yeah yeah so they're going to fake the debt the gangster's going to go off to Switzerland to get the sex change operation

and they're going to move the kids off of Mexico they're like oh your dad's dead we're going to move you to this secret base because it's not safe in Mexico anymore because the dad's got a lot of enemies. Oh, okay.

Okay, yeah. So they fake the debt. The gangster goes to wherever the fuck, some hospital, and there's a bit where, like, the gangster wakes up and is like checking out the pussy, you know? It's like, not too bad, you know? Not too shabby. I want to take this for a test drive, you know, yeah.

Now, it's funny, like, did the surgeon, did he just, like, pull up outside of a Home Depot say, all right, I need 12 guys come help me build a pussy. Hey, right here, what's, let's go, me. one of them hiding inside so they build a pussy anyway and now Amelia Perez is a woman

I was wondering as well because Amelia Perez is kind of white white issues like Spanish alright right and the gangsters a little bit darker I wonder if it darkened

the gangster up a little bit you know possibly could be yeah who cares yeah it's not the film's biggest problem I tell you that

yeah they do black face and that's nowhere near the biggest problem well here's the thing I thought the whole film would be the gangster wants to transition and it'd be like that

like fun you know like oh no where's my hormones like oh we got your hormones here Padre you know all that kind of wherever they say yeah no you got it that's a verbatim dialogue right there well what's what did they call us

gringos yeah yeah I'm the gringo be like oh look I got your testosterone medication and I get I get kidnapped you know and then I don't have sex in me or whatever. They probably would, yeah.

Oh, I'd hate that. So, but here's thing. That's only the first like 30 minutes. Then we caught four years later. Now I'm like, fucking hell, what's happening here? So Rita, the lawyer,

is doing well in London and then Amelia Perez shows up again. Okay. And Amelia Perez is like, Oh, hello. I want to see my wife and kids again. I want you to help me because you're the only one who is my seat.

great So So what's she been doing With herself Oh this is very stupid now Selina Gomez and two kids In those four years I've done nothing

Was lying in bed Just been chilling And the kids haven't aged Either Yeah so kids don't age That much You know I guess

Yeah so like She's just been waiting There four years And like Oh hey Remember your husband Who's dead Yeah

Well your husband Had a wacky auntie Oh my gosh So you're gonna move in With the auntie all right and it's like

and then they move in there right and the kids are like we love the auntie the fun auntie

and seeing it going to it's like there's something about you that I recognize is that my dress

oh you know and then like dude looks like a lady dada hello you just

fall Mrs. Daufire it is Mrs. Daufire and then for a large space of the film, it's just you know them

having fun, you know? It's like Oh, I got the kids a new dance dance revolution and the kids are dancing on it and like Amelia Perez like, yeah, best auntie ever. And the bit people make fun over the kids are like, you smell

like daddy. Jesus Christ. And then the kids sings a song about like, Daddy smells like cigarettes and Pepsi Cola. Oh, my God. My auntie smells like my daddy. And what?

You're going to make fun of that. I mean, I don't even know what to say. But like, okay, so it's clearly dog shit. How did it get 13 Oscar nominations? Like, I was thinking about this. We'll get back to the plot in a second. But I was thinking when Trump, not to make this too political, okay? Oh, my God.

You have been waiting to bring this up. Oh, what, Trump's responsible for the storm as well. Trump's first action was to commission Amelia Perez to show us what they're really like. I watch this documentary. Have you seen this guy, this Amelia Perez, they're coming in disguised as women now. And they get a job cleaning your house and they're actually ganglords. Have you seen it? It's terrible. My little theory is

Not to get too gay and political here When Trump first got elected People taught movies could save the day Movies and TV shows So if we make movies like this It's going to be so powerful It's going to like you know Oh yeah take that Donald Drumpf

It's all that stuff all right Cheeto and chief and all that right And now Hate speech but all right Yeah, I'll allow it. Words are violence, but okay. I think now, and also it's the idea like the Trump election was a mistake, you know? Like, oh, Russia hacked the system.

Yeah, yeah. But now in 2025, you can't really deny it because a lot of people voted for Trump. Yes. And people are more cynical now. I think general audiences are more cynical. But I think the Oscar people are like, oh, yeah, this is a nice powerful movie. It's like they have a move at the time. They're not as cynical as us, you know?

Yeah, yeah. And I'm not just saying it's because they're cynical. It's also dog shit. But I think back in, if this came out in 2016, a lot of people would just, like, grit their teeth and be like, oh, no, it's, those songs are very good. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think it's a little bit of that. You know, it's like, and again, you know, like the movie Get Out, for example, is, it was a good movie. But when it came out, people, like, critics flip their shit.

They're like, this is the greatest film that's ever been made. like he has revolutionized the horror genre he makes Kubrick look like a little bitch John Carpenter is a smelly old creek deserves to be beaten with bricks till he's dead

I don't need to say in that here's the thing with get out you can look back on it now and it's like that reaction is almost kind of like funny in a way because it's almost like lines up with the fucking Bradley Walsh not Bradley Bradley's Bradley Woll

It's a Chipsis but it matched up with like oh you know because a meme is like I would have voted for get out twice if I could you know that's like that kind of thing but this I don't think

I don't think years from now people like oh the action's very I think I think it's going to be like a forgotten thing there is a history though of movies that were hated by the gay community at the time

that have now become kind of like cult classics like you know like cruising with Al Pacino and the movie I think dressed to kill with Michael Kane Those are films that were protested, and people are like, oh, this is actually hurtful and dangerous for the gay community.

Right, right. And now people kind of mellow on a bit, you know. You know what gays are like. I sure do. Yeah. Yeah, just, you know, crush up some zanis and hormones into the big spliff and chill out, man. That's what I'd be telling. Like, but I don't think Emilie Perez will get that reappraisal.

I think it's, is this not trash enough, like I said? Yeah. And we're back to the film. So, Emilia Perez, having a great time. Sleena Gomez, by the way, all right? She gets a phone call. And she's like, yeah, Gustavo, oh, I can't wait to see you tonight. My pussy still hurts from last time.

Okay. And I'm like, whoa, just a bit of drama here, right? Who's Gustavo? The gardener? No, he's just some guy, all right? Oh, okay. But it turns out, all right? Amelia Perez is like, oh, are you seeing someone?

And Selena Gomez is like, oh, yeah, I'm seeing this. guy called Gustavo, I actually cheating my husband with him. Oh. Right? And Amelia Perez doesn't really care. Well, yeah. She's like, fair do's, you know. I faked me death. I can't really complain to him. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Now I'm munching box, you know, like I'm having a great time, you know.

I'm getting my box munched, you know. Or at least that's what I tell them it is, but anyway. So, that bit of drama there is gone. Yeah. It should have been like a rival boss who has a, like a beef with the gangster, you know? Oh, him! Oh! Him! Oh!

And it should have been like Emilia being like Oh, I don't care about that But your husband definitely would Oh, he'd be angry You know, that'd be a bit Like, I want a bit of like The telenovel

Telenovel I got it right there I want a bit of that kind of like Soapy kind of like Yeah Stupid drama It's kind of shit, yeah But basically

Emilie Perez Sees on the news All these people who have gone missing Kind of disappeared in Northern Ireland You know Oh yeah There's all these people Like thousands

This is true now, thousands of people go missing every year of Mexico and they're just putting unmarked graves. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It's a big problem to have. So, Melia Perez, like, look, I, let's be honest, all right, I pull on those people in those graves. Oh, right. So I know

the location of some unmarked graves and I can use my gangster connections to subtly find out about other unmarked graves. Well, how? She's a woman, no, not the actual gangster. She still knows people. But she can't be like,

hey, I'm... No, no, no, but she sets up this charity basically and this whole kind of thing is like... It's like we talk to prisoners all right, who've already been caught and we talk to them and try and find out where the graves are and then we ask for anonymous tips and all that kind of shit, yeah.

It's like a charity, all right? A lot of the gangsters kind of like, hey, look, you know, if it's anonymous I'll tell you where they're fucking buried, who gives a fuck, you know? So it becomes a huge charity and Rita's helping with the paperwork and all there. And most of the film is them just like Doing the charity

Things are going well Amelia meets a nice lady And yeah It's all going well alright No problems at all Okay Now remember Gustavo Yeah

Gustavo now wants to marry Sleena Gomez Right Gustavo by the way It doesn't say fuck all During the whole film He's like underdeveloped as fuck Yeah

Gomes says fuck all really as well Yeah yeah Sleena Gomez is like Yeah we're going to get married We're going to move into What's this his name? Gomes? Gustavo?

Gustavo, yeah, yeah. What's his name? We're going to move into Gary's place, all right? And we're moving in with Del Boy and Rottie. And Uncle Albert as well. Uncle Alberto, see, little bambinos, eh? So we're going to bring the kids with us.

Amelia Perez, like, no, you cannot bring the kids. And, like, Selena Gomez, like, well, you're just auntie. Who gives a fuck? They're my kids. Yes. It's not like you're your dad or anything. You know, like that. So then Amelia Perez kind of snaps a bit. And she pays these heavies to beat up Gustavo a bit.

Be like, hey, get out of town and don't marry Selina Gomez. And you think that's it, all right? No. Next thing, somebody is kidnaps Amelia Perez. Oh. It's like, who kidnapped Amelia Perez? Do you know? Gustavo?

Yeah. Okay. It was Gustavo and Selena Gomez. Oh. They kidnapped her together. Why? Ransom. Oh. Yeah. So they're going to put, they want a ransom for Amelia Gomez. All right. What's their name? Melia Perez. Yeah, yeah. What? This sounds, I can't follow this. It's pretty simple, really. So Salida Gomez and Gomez have kidnapped Amelia Gomez. All right.

Gomez has to get Gomez's help. So Gomez could Gomez and you. Go mez yourself. Yeah. So Rita and. now has to put together a team of like black ops all right suicide squad lock and load baby so then they all storm it's a bit like breaking bad or something's like they're uh they're all held up in the cabin being like give us the ransom money motherfucker and they're like hand over the bitch you know yeah and then it's like a gun battle all right and during the gun battle uh Selena Gomez is like, oh, I miss my husband. And then Amelia Estevez

is like Amelia Perez. Amelia Perez. Perez, okay? It's like, maybe your husband is here all along. Ah. What? And then they escape, right? The Gomez, the

fucking hell, sorry. Zelina Gomez and everyone else, okay? They all get in the car to drive off, okay? But then they crashed the car and the car goes on fire, right? And they all goes, Gomez's on fire. And they all die in the car.

Wow. So Amelia Perez. Kids? No, the kids, I don't know where the kids were actually. I actually forget, I don't think they mention the kids. Yeah, fucker. Yeah. So basically, Amelia Perez, Gonzales and they all die. Yeah, yeah, they all die.

Yeah, they all die. And the one from Wizards the Waverly Place. They all die, all right. And then it ends with a funeral. and Rita's like, you know, oh, I miss my friends. Boo, do, do, do, do, do the ends. And that's it. It's a reprises are you?

It's by taking a box. Well, that sounds awful, Brian. Well, yeah, actually. Well, actually. I thought it was magical. We're a big fan of musicals, aren't you? I haven't watched too many now. West Side Story.

I like West Side Story, yeah. Oh, the adult in America, penis vagina, America. I like the West Side... Rachel Ziegler, America. I'll protect you from the online trolls. I actually can't think how many musicals have watched. I haven't watched that many now, I'll be honest with you. There must be more that I've seen.

Grease? I've seen Greece. I actually haven't finished Greece. Okay. I've seen a live production. Greece in a second year school so that was going to at a time yeah that's where I met you're a man of culture are you uh what kind of videotape you got you know oh beta max oh you're so you're old at heart that uh yeah and I was uh it was that it was I was I auditioned for that but I didn't

get it Greece you're still bitter it broke my fucking heart and I made sure from that day on I vowed revenge and all the skinny four-eyed twigs who enjoy musicals I don't really getting this from I actually can't think of it

I don't think I watch my musicals no I've seen a few Oliver I think you watch more than me I think they're projecting a little bit there you probably love musicals

don't you I'm too busy watching Doctor Who only fools and hoards as I got passive no well Oliver's a good one but then like

Team America That doesn't count Yeah, I know, yeah South Park movie Yeah, yeah Any Family Guy episode ever Yeah Oh, can I just change the subject

For a minute? I please I just thought of something weird So my roommate is watching a cooking team downstairs And he had this kind of older British guy on

all right Right It was like, oh hello I'm going to talk about food And like, you know He's all kind of like You know, modern people are in a rush these days

don't have time to sit down and have a meal. It's all like deliveroo, just eat. Where's my food? Where's my coffee? I'm on my phone. You know, it's like that. He was like, it's about this simple. No, no.

It's about their simple pleasures. We used to have what we call bum sandwiches. And I was like, I perked up. I was like, hello, yeah, yeah? Oh, well, I've got a sweet. What's a bum sandwich? A bum sandwich, all right? That's when you make a sandwich.

and you wrap it in tin foil and then you put in the car and the children sit on it and then your whole car ride the children are sitting on it and then when you get there you eat the sandwich that is so much worse

than I was expecting it to be why you can only eat a sandwich that a child's asshole has been on are you fucking kidding me they're wearing trousers I don't care and still

that's bizarre what the fuck it was a bomb sandwich and because I had no children of my own I had to get the neighborhood boys to come oh little Billy if you come

over here and give you a tappance of your perchance give me a bum sandwich all yeah it was a much better time wasn't it back in the good old days you could have a little kiddie sit in your bloody almond cheese

sannie and maybe little Susie rubbed it on a of a wee bit, and you moor he'd make lunchtime go a bit quicker for you, right? Then down the boozer. Jelling the lads, swapping the Polaroids back and fall. But then what happened? The bloody Pakistani scummean. Or we would like to have a bum halal meal for doing the fuck off my own, you or everything not.

They want bum Vindaloo, ain't it? Oh, yeah. This makes a mess. This destroys the car seat. It's fucking all over the fabric now. How the fuck am I going to scrub down? You silly sausage. Oh, I'm sorry.

You're not allowed to eat. Even mention sausages around this lot. Or else they blow it out of a propulsion. You know what on me? My dad was a bus driver on 7-7. You fucking slags. You fucking need that to us. Ah, Jay.

Well, anyway, a bomb sandwich. So you're not convinced then. I don't think that's a good thing, Brian. I'm sorry. Well, I mean, British culture back then was a little bit odd like that. You know, it wasn't that uncommon to, like, have boys doing stuff for you. Like, not in a weird way, but, like, you know, I read Roll Doll's book and the teacher wouldn't sit on the toilet without a boy sitting on their first. To warm it up.

Yeah, yeah. Right. So, you know, it's that kind of world you're living in, you know. Boys are kind of like objects in a way. Yeah. And they do different things. Like a flashlight. Yeah.

Yeah. And it was good for them, you know, toughen them up, you know. Like Borstall boys, you know, like scum. You ever seen scum? I haven't. It's not free on YouTube. It is. Yeah, we can watch it right now.

Let's do it. We'll skip to the last few minutes. You know the bit I like when they help make a bum sandwich in the green. Oh, I'll tell you another thing I watched, actually, okay? I watched a French film called Rust and Bone. Okay. It was pretty decent. I sorry, he burped there.

It was pretty decent, actually, yeah. It's French, like I said, it's about this guy called Ali. And Ali's a fucking beast, all right? He's like, he wants to be a boxer. He's not a boxer. He wants to be, right? So he's kind of tough lad, all right? And he smokes, all right?

And he works as a bouncer, you know, to make a bit of money, all right? So he's a real kind of like strong, silent type, you know. Yeah, exactly like you. Yeah, you know, yeah. Yeah. Like to be the old in, out, in out, you know. He's also got a kid. Okay.

He's a single dad. Oh. So the women love that, you know? Sure. So he's got a little like five-year-old son that he's like, he's a bouncer and the son's like, Daddy, you want to go home? He's like, shut up. Just go hang out in a bathroom.

They've got lollipops in there. Go on. They'd be handing out the lollipops. Do a bit of fucking work. Yeah, yeah. so he's trying to get boy you know boxing on the weekends are i bouncing and all that and he meets this girl who's like proper like blackout drunk you know like literally she's like dead on the floor all right and he's like that's the one for me so he brings her back to her um house okay yeah

and they have a nice flirty kind of well she's unconscious but they have a kind of flirty back and Kind of like a Harry Met Sally kind of thing Right And I'm kind of exaggerating a tiny bit But like she wakes up Alright Party's over No she wakes up

Alright and they're talking And they agree to meet again You know Is there something going on there You know She's a bit of a fancy sort She's played by Marion Caltierd

Oh yeah You've heard of her yeah I have Definitely how you pronounce her name But yeah I'm probably closer than you'd think Yeah yeah Marianne Chubby Brown

All right yeah So it turns out she is a whale woman she works at whales a marine biologist size queen yeah yeah oh man don't get me starting size queens remember I told you this lad I used to work with

with a massive cock and his girlfriend's a size queen so it's like a nice match all right so I'm trying not think about the massive cock and I've been doing everything like running and all that you know you can't run from the fact but now his sister is doing music

So now I've got to listen to his sister And she's great So she's a great musician He's got a massive cock There's no escape from it And Oh yeah I tell you I bet she plays

His banjo string Yeah See you're listed Her music While picturing his big cock And What's the problem What's wrong with that?

Sounds pretty good Yeah Some proud parents there I have to say. Good stock isn't it, yeah, yeah. Big cock and a throat goat for a daughter probably. No one said that. You said it with your eyes.

Don't be disrespectful. Sorry, of your future wife. And his massive cock. I don't think you can marry. You're not from the right stock. You know? Yeah. Anyway, so she's a whale woman all right. And she's the woman, you know like in SeaWorld, they have the

whale jump out of water. She's the one feeding the fish. So, yeah. The whales love that, don't they? Yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah. They like dancing for her, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, here's the thing. What happens is she's doing the whole, like, you know, yeah, everyone who wants to see Shamu? You know, all that. And she's waving the fish. The whale decides to jump out and bite her legs off. Oh, yeah.

They'll do that, won't they? Yeah. In grades. Yeah. It's an allegory for benefit, Chinche, eh? They're bloody chick the legs of this country We're not even allowed to have bum sandwiches no more Okay, so

So they bite her legs off, right? Do you see it like, yeah? No, what to do is to have the whale jumping up And her fall into water And then she's in bed And it's kind of like the fucking You're the twin in Breaking Bad She wakes up with no legs

And falls out of bed And he's crawling around the place Oh yeah, yeah, yeah Pretty intense, you know Okay So what's fun of the first. funny is so she's got no legs now she's all sad all right as you would be you know she's fucking probably on her period as well yeah so she's sad and then she meets allie again

and ali is like tell you what i'll do all right love you probably are a bit self-conscious about you know your lack of legs and you probably haven't got the ride recently yeah so don't worry all ride you okay yeah uh so so you can become more confident in your body yeah all right And she's like, you do that for me, wouldn't you? I don't worry. He got having a like spinner job going, you know. Do insert the Soleil on his cock. And I was trying to figure out how they did it

because they have like him riding her and her, you see her stumps. Yeah. Yeah. But she's got legs in real life. Okay. So it must be a bit of a CGI job or something. Ah, there's a very committed actress

who didn't think things through. And I'd grow them back for the sequel. don't I? Yes, yes, of course you do, yes. It was Peter Dinklitch's sister. So is him riding this legless girl, you know? Is that a new kink on lot?

It kind of is, yeah. She's pretty hot in it, you know? Stumps or not? I don't think I'd have a problem with stumps. Would you put the stumps in your mouth? If she wanted me. Yeah, yeah, I know you did. I'm a gentleman. For love, Brian, yes. I wouldn't. But I'm like, but I won't eat pussy, though.

That shit gay as hell, dog. Yo, you can put both your stumps in my eyes, but I ain't gonna eat your pussy, girl. And that's just how I was raised, alright? I'm a good Catholic man. My mama raised me right. I might, I think, even if you'd say you wouldn't put the stumps in your mouth,

wait to see the movie, I'll say you know. I said I would do it. No, I'm talking to the audience now. You got defensive there. I did. Don't blow it for a bit. Take me to the veterans hospital right now I'll prove it to you

Some old man Who's stormed the beach in Normandy You're like, come on sir You got your red poppy there Come on Thank you for your service Get ready for D-Day Palua Oh

So it's just them Riding each of her, you know Sounds pretty good And then she gets her flipper legs you know, her fake legs. Oh, heard the old Oscar Pistorius? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they go out to a nightclub, all right?

But then there's like a lad be like, oh, let me have a look up your dress. What the fuck? You know, he's like, you know, what the hell you got there, you know? So she can be self-conscious about her fake, her fake robot legs. Yeah.

And then there's something going on where like he, oh, he agrees to take a fall in the fight. Ah. Yeah, you know, like it's a, you know. You know, peg legs ain't cheap, you know. so then that goes wrong and the relationship's kind of on the on the rocks you know

but then the sun falls into the water they go on a vacation and the sun falls in the water he's under the ice like daddy oh wow and the guy has to like Ali punches the

ice and he fucks up his hand really badly but he gets the ice free okay he gets the kid yeah so now the kids alive and they're both kind of disabled in the way he's got a fucked up

hand and she's got no legs not really the same is it he's got a sore finger he scraped his knuckles she'll never walk again but you know what men aren't allowed to be vulnerable he's just got a grin

of beard whereas she gets to yap yap yap to her woman's book clubs and her cosmopolitan magazine agony ants I have a sense of enwis sometimes, but you don't hear me complain the matter on wee penis

because it's small, it's wee, on wee dick tiny penis ah fuck fuck I'm in idiot I've got stubs in my brain what else before we go we're almost at the end of it there

I think that was a nice little fun how does Rust and Bone end then? That's it the sun is saved and they walk out of the hospital well they roll out of the hospital again out of the hospital in whatever means is available to them

and they're happily ever after the end you know, simple, I don't know why I watch the movie, I think, I forget now why I think the director directed something more recently. You're in the comment section of stump porn.I.E. I mean you're some good stump movies. Yeah, yeah.

There's other stuff I was going to talk about, but maybe we'll leave it there. Like I'll watch Flubber, who cares about Flubber. Sequel to the stump movie. I like Oh, do you see

Ricky Jervais The dog died Nah That was good Yeah You know the dog From afterlife Oh right

Yeah yeah The dog died Okay That's good And what That's not It's not It's actually

Oh You probably not Yeah I just fell for it Yeah Yeah And his wife died as well

She recorded videos For him Oh What are you doing This sushi You're Slash my tyres

Oh I've got you No This is really horrible You shouldn't have done that Oh look

your whole face. I gave you cancer. Oh, I raped your sister. And the party. Oh, look at your face. You bloody a noise. You don't, what's it? You don't give, you don't give rape.

You take rape. You don't give sexual assault. You take it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really much else talk about. I'll do more. I'm going to watch the Bob Dylan movie next week. Maybe the Brute List as well.

Yeah. Maybe I'll watch the Brut List and, uh, Shinders List and bicentennial man. Yeah. And you can see the thematic, uh, similarities here. You're going to do more clips. Give Brian his flowers, guys. He's doing the clips, you know. Leave some nice comments and not all those nasty ones.

Quite a few nasty comments. Yeah. I don't even show you the real bad ones. I know you couldn't handle it. Oh, really? Oh, no. You're weak, you know, mentally. That's true.

I'm used to. I'm strong. I'll take the bullet for you James I'm like, they're gay I'm like, no Get behind me James I'll take this cock in the mouth Now I've received quite a few

hate comments on my own TikTok So it's always in good fun Yeah we're part of the modern world Back in the day like you know You'd piss off someone in the village And they'd throw a brick through your wall And it hit your mudder in the face But nowadays it's like you know

it's some fucking Chinese fellas just calling you gay it's a wonderful world really, yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

um, I'm gonna talk about um, that David Williams thing David Williams thing about his sister oh yeah, yeah,

um, again, I don't like Sloss is a bit, fucking bit of a snitch, isn't he? Yeah, he's always telling tales

out of school. Like, so the rumor is that David Williams had sex with his sister but I mean, like, come on. Like a lot.

Like, yeah, too much. They used to bang a lot. There's an acceptable level of sister riding, are right? Yeah, but you know what? I think the level,

the acceptable level of sister riding goes out the door when she's a bloody dog. Have you seen that? Fuck off. Her face looks like a bum sandwich, you know what I mean? Looks like some nine-year-old sat on it in a car ride

on a hot summer's day. She's a bloody dog. But yeah, so that's the rumor that no, but it's funny. So they used a bang when they were younger and then in his autobiography he wrote a chapter about it to reduce the stigma of incest

because he doesn't think it's a big deal we got stressed by this is allegedly by the way no no don't ruin it but Daniel Sloss was talking about it but he never named names a little snitch it was Daniel Sloss did it Slossie made me do it

I'll hold him down for you Walliams I love little Britain especially all the black face I loved it not enough blackface for me no he's telling the story but it doesn't mention who but then all the comments like people work the internet sleuths did their work

but yeah so when he brought the autobiography to the publisher the publishers were like you can't put this out it will ruin you and he said this is exactly the kind of stigma I'm trying to defeat so it's very funny I wonder can we put this in TikTok do I have to like

beep out his name it might be good for us to get to but David I think it would be, yeah. Oh, what are they going to take her little shitbed in fucking Glass Nevin? They'll take my Doctor Who books. If you want, then come and get it. Fuck it out.

Yeah, you're right. We're basically untouchable. Yeah, that's true. I'm already dead. Yeah, so that's, and Matt Lucas is, he lost weight, so I can't, I can't root for either of them now. That's a real betrayal, yeah. Can't root for either of them.

And he's an Arsenal fan. Is that right? Who do you support this week? Whoever is winning. Oh, yeah. I support Amelia Perez FC. Give it a week. We'll have it.

I actually also watch the Craven movie. I watched like 10 minutes of it. I was like, God, I want to kill myself. Yeah. I can't put up with this stuff. I used to be able to watch these Marvel movies. I'd be like, oh, I can't wait to tell James. Oh, the love.

look on his face. He's going to hate it. And then if I tell you're like, all right. Yeah, and Craven, he has the power of a line because he got bit by a line. Yeah. A radioactive lion? No, just a lion. Just a lion.

It's just a lion. It's the power, but it's the spiritual powers go into him. Oh. Yeah. Because all lions are spirit powers. Yeah, they're a mystical beast, you know. Are they? So he's a little boy.

Right. And his dad, Russell Crow, is like, go hunt the lion. They're like Russians or something. So like, you must hunt the lion And he's like, Daddy, I'm scared And the lion jumps on him and bites him And then he gets the power of craven the hunter So he's got like super strength

And he can hear things and smell things Right And what is this like a Spider-Man Spin-off? Yeah, he's a Spider-Man spin-off Yeah, he's Spider-Man villain But they made an anti-hero So this is the fraser of cheers

It is very much, yeah Yeah, that's very yes, yes Very good, very good and he has to fight these villains all right there's the rhino oh yeah with the you know the horn

yes yeah it's just a guy a grey guy wait yeah I always was wondering was he just a guy dressed as a rhino or did he have like

super strength I think he's got super strength but in this he's just a guy it's like a kind of like a kind of like horn it's also the foreigner

that's what he's called the most evil villain of the foreigner he can teleport in his super speed okay yeah So he got up to all sorts of no good Yeah, thanks to Keir Stormer

Yeah, they're all teleporting in, aren't they? Yeah, yeah, it's pretty stupid It's just like he has to fight, you know, fucking monsters and stuff Sure, yeah Like, there's all these Spider-Man villains It's like, you know, like Was it Morbius? Was he a Spider-Ran villain?

Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, the thing is like, who gives a fuck, you know? It's like, you want to see them with Spider-Man and all that And also it's done now, there's no going to be no more of these movies. Really? Yeah, so Sony bought Spider-Man. We can use all these other characters

of Spider-Man, make lots of doche. Yeah. Right? And they made like Madam Webb and Morbius. Just failure after failure. Yeah, yeah. But again, like, I used to get a bit of joy. Like, oh, it's so bad.

It's like, oh, imagine us watching this with someone. That'd be so funny. Yeah, imagine. Me and a friend watching this. I keep turning to, like, the empty couch. Be like, oh. Look at the wacky CGI there

That's believable Yeah You just like You take your love doll And put a beard on it Pretend it's like a stoner bro Oh dude Can you believe this?

I got a fake bong Like oh I'm so Hi You just pack your dildo with weed Oh yeah dude Let's rip another bog pipe Out of my asshole

If you insist yeah so yeah nothing to say about Craven it's just boring you know I do like the fact that Russell Crow is getting like fatter and fatter and he's trying less and less and he's still charismatic

he's just like literally like a fat like Dimitri I'm your dad and uh like yeah he's just like Star power of baby you never lose it I was a fucking gladiator you yeah yeah yeah oh we see the rumpa stumpa

you've ever seen that never that's a good laugh now I might watch this an Aussie neo-Nazi It's... Hello! Asians. I can't really

call them what he calls them but... Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah. Well, save that to laugh it, save that for Patreon, right?

It's very gritty and grim, if I recall. I might watch that and chopper together. That'd be good... Yeah, you know, I re-watched a while ago and, so American History

X, I haven't seen it in years. So, wait a minute. You have not been watching Only Fosen Horses. No, I haven't. No. Or Amelia

Perez. But you're watching American History X every fucking weekend. It's like, that's all you do. You know, I'm down to once a month. No, I haven't seen it in years. Like, when I was growing up, I was like, whoa, this is so dark and fucked up. It's actually a pretty stupid, dumb

movie. Turn it off. It's pretty bad. Don't speak ill. I mean, there are some good parts in it, but there are like a lot of silly melodramatic elements and kind of, there's a lot of unrealistic shite in it and I know it's like from the 90s

but yeah it's kind of like the older you get all you see is the flaws and everything it's like me with Craven the Hunter I had so high hopes you know yeah let's end it there right all right uh like I said

next week Bob Dylan maybe the brutalist yeah uh uh fuck I just watch a Nora three times ah yes that's it oh god her I just want her to call me a That's all I want. That's my idea of heaven, you know?

Yeah. But think about it like this, when her career tanks and she's on cameo. Yeah. Every day of the week, you're going to be paying her to call you a fag. Money well spent. If that's where you're using a Patreon money for, I approve wholeheartedly. Well, yeah, see you guys. I'm going to go. Bye.