Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 241 : Tucker vs Morgan

Episode Date: February 8, 2025

Waiting for Den of Thieves 3.

Oh, good. What are you drinking there? A monster. A monster, yeah. What's the, what's the flavor? It's a... Punch. Oh, that gives me some ideas.

I'm going to rape you. Well, you've been up... That lovable puppet, uh, rape and Judy, yeah. Well, that was basically a puppet about beating... Like, Punch and Judy was basically just like... A woman beater. It was a comedy about beating your wife, really, yeah. And all across England, they loved it.

not just like it was like oh that's that's funny yeah they were like yes fucking go it like goes back to like medieval times doesn't it punch and judy yeah yeah well england has a very interesting history of kind of saucy uh you might say sexist uh if you're a woke the bloody snowflakes don't want punching jr i bet you now punchy judy right it will be a bloody trans muslim and she would be a bloody trans muslin and she would beats up the aspirin, didn't you? Because that's bloody

Kirstabber coming in here. Yeah. Yeah, like, they've had a long history of, like, um, that kind of saucy

kind of stuff like that. You hear of Chaucer. Chaucer. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the author. Yeah, the author, yeah. He had very saucy sexual stuff. Okay.

There's a bit, I haven't read it, I'll be honest now. I'm not trying to seem like a smart writing now. This is all of stuff I've learned from Philomena Kunk alright, yeah

Right So I know they've a bit In that I want to spunk on Kunk She'd get it if you ask me She's very attractive I don't like her Very funny as well

She is Brian A very funny talented woman Jeez look at you Yeah That's James on camera That's right Yeah

Oh if only they do The real beast Oh she's great She's very funny But like Chaucer has like loads of sexy Kind of like

carry on stuff in a way. Like just one bit, there's one bit in Chaucer where, um, this guy, uh, is, uh, trying to woo woman. He's trying to riz her to speak of your language, right? Yeah. Your young people language, right. So he's like, oh, I want to meet this woman. So he's down there. She's up there in her house. He's like, oh, lady, please come down and speak to me. I want to kiss you, you fair maiden. She's like, okay, get a ladder and you can kiss me. Guess the ladder, right? And he's like, He's like ready to smooch. He's like, oh, lady, and she sticks her arse out the window.

And he kisses her arse. And that's how eating ass was invented. So thank you, Chaucer. No, he wasn't cool. What? He was like, eh, a woman's ass. You should only gaze eat that. And then I think he killed himself or something.

Well, sure, yeah. You don't want to be the first, you know, the Neil Armstrong of eating ass, you know? it's dangerous people die it's like the challenger oh my god yeah so where we get yeah so like punching judy all that and then carry on then and that's all stuff that like you know

people say you couldn't do carryout like people say oh you can't do that these days you can go online and watch hardcore pornography I can watch Nick Funtas and Destiny bang each other No, I mean like Nick Futis and like I can't give any porn stars

Lisa Ad Lisa Ann, yeah That's maybe of an old reference Okay Luna Star Oh that's good That's good yeah You know you're studying

You know like The rookies Yeah Money ball Both porn stars You're the way Like money caught But I'm just Jonah

You'll be quite a funny sketchers Like you're the way Like they have like a guy Like a scout going around like checking out young basketball players you know yeah like they're like 17 what do I go to like child brothels hey I tell you kid you're gonna be a greatch what in the great you're talking to the parents like she can be up there okay I can help her well I don't know Mr. Canton we're pretty sitting there our ways she does 12 gang bangs a day that's good

money that's not that's not we can get her to the major leagues yeah yeah yo I mean I I've created all the stars. LeBron James, he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, thanks to me. Brawny, eh, don't I tell you, a kid broke my heart. Broke my heart. I'll tell you, speaking of basketball, actually, Michael Jordan's son got in trouble there. So Michael Jordan is a few kids, and they're all kind of like, you know, they're not Michael Jordan. Sure.

It's a hard, it's hard to live up to Michael Jordan's level. But, you know, LeBron James, his kids seem to be doing okay, you know. They're playing basketball, they're, you know. They're not great, though, brawny. He's not very... He's playing basketball, yes, you know? Whereas, well, I'll let you decide who's the better son. Okay.

So, brawny, playing basketball, maybe not to a great level, but he's doing... He's out there, okay? Sure. Whereas, um, uh, Michael Jordan's son, I think his name is Scott, all right? So Scott was arrested there last night. Ah. Because he was driving his Lamborghini, and he accidentally drove it onto the train tracks. and crashed

all right yeah he didn't crash into a train but he just kind of crashed okay okay and he was like blackout drunk wasted

right and then he was like arrested he was like I'm Michael Jordan's son idiot yeah and then

I was in space chap he's so blackout drunk yeah he thinks that was actually he takes his bugs bunny I'm friend my dad's friends

with Donald Duck or Daffy Duff Duffie Duff your dad That's what the police knew You got your ducks wrong It's not all like the crash car And the vomit and all that

Was there anyone else in the car Yeah, his girlfriend Oh She probably got a bit mouty as well No, she, I tell you, that girl was good She was just like that kept very, very quiet You know, I say girlfriend, I'm not like They're probably in love

I'm sure she's just like a high class escort yeah most likely um and like well as most women are really oh yeah you end up paying one way of the other look we're all in the child brothel but some of us are looking up at the stock uh we're not all in the child brothel james don't lump me in with you but uh yeah so well then there's magic johnson's kid i think i imagine even jordan to be like hey you still want to trade you know don't be mean like that James yeah in this this day and age

the community is already suffering enough and along comes James Caden there do you see actually Trump he signed the bill against magic son we have to get rid of Magic Johnson's kid it's disgraceful yeah Trump signed the bill against all

the Amelia Perez is there do you see him signing the bill no he signed the bill against the trans athletes. Okay, right, right. It's very weird. He's signing a bill and he's surrounded by children.

Like, I'm not exaggerating. It's about, it looks like 50 children all kind of gather around. He's like, we're going to stop the trends. You hate the trends, right? And they're like, yay! Yeah. A bit odd, you know.

Wow, that's what all the people against trans, that's what they say they're doing it for, for the children. I assume the trans people, they probably have opinions about that, don't they? I imagine so. Yeah, I would imagine so I don't really have that many opinion on it there

I think it's got But I think also When Trump signs executive order That doesn't go into law or something I think it's still a state to state issue Right, okay Yeah, I'm not too sure now But as long as it doesn't ban

Trans prostitutes We should be okay I don't think he will He wouldn't dare He wouldn't dare He wouldn't dare He wouldn't dare, otherwise you have to deal with me Now it's personal

what was the only thing he says the US is going to take over Gaza he's seeing a lot of things yeah but like he had Netanyahu in the White House and they're like me and BJ here we're gonna we're gonna take over

so everyone can relax it's Trump and Netanyahu have promised to team up to take over Gaza we got covered so I think everyone's happy with that I don't think anyone could we're taking over Gaza we're gonna film a load of happy Madison movies there, like everyone's going to be

happy, okay? We're going to build loads of property, and the people of Gaza they're probably okay with it, well, they're dead, but like they're probably, they're probably okay with it, you know, yeah, it's kind of harder, it's interesting seeing now how liberals react to this, because for months and months, it's

been like, you know, well, Biden's doing it, so it's okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about, like, the Democrats now, Democrat people. Stephen Colbert Watchers, those times, you know. Right, right. But even a lot of them were like ah i don't know i think Biden's not very good for this

even the even the near the end yeah a lot of them were still but for a long time we're still like no he still got it I sharp attack Biden yeah I just went like the Israel like their position and their funding of Israel was a big problem for Democrats

that they were that's kind of what they hated the Biden administration for the most there's a big reason why they lost there's a thing that they never mentioned now yeah if you go on like a lot of those like pod save America and stuff like that it's like yeah it's just you know they had a better narrative

and to be honest with you we probably we won't racist enough we should have been yeah that's it yeah yeah that's the that's why Zuckerberg's coming out now yeah let's uh let's all throw stones at Magic Johnson's kid I'm one of the cool guys now yeah Zuckerberg is really trying to be cool

like he's trying to be like one that you I love Legion of Skanks and uh yeah Brian and James are not racist whip about wedding stays right guys uh yeah he uh anthony cooma he needs to be put

on trump's cabinet i think uh minister for uh young girls yeah i haven't really been following it too much but it's like you know at the end of the day it's like you know fuck it you know i checked out so long ago I was never really checked in

if I'm being honest but like you know you gotta live your life you gotta I had I was there I was at the women's rally. I had my pussy hat. I was so... Brian, any hat you wears a pussy hat. Whoa.

But I used to care about politics. It's just very hard these days. Because it's like rooting for a team that's been relegated and they're losing constantly. It's like, I can't put the energy in this anymore. We're losing. I'm the Libthard. I'm doing very badly right now.

I look at all those racist guys. they're having so much fun they're hanging out with kid rock and they're going to monster truck rallies probably they're having a great time you know you see Russell Brand has made his you know his money has gone up since the rape allegations

really he's making way more money now well because he pivoted to Christianity yeah and there's so much money in that yeah and also like a fucking couple of dorks are like I like Richard Dawkins I don't I'm a believer in Christ I was an altar boy I want to be saved I really really do I really

really wish I could. If anyone's out there watching this who thinks I could be saved and converted, I want to, I want the embrace of the Lord. I want to feel like anything matters. I'm so scared. It can't all be a big nothing. It just can.

Say, that shoots gay as hell dude. I'm partying out. I'm smoking weird. I'm actually not. Anyway, that's the problem. That's the problem. Yeah. I haven't smoked weed in quite a long time. How long? it's about six weeks I'll say

which is long for me I'm the opposite I think I'm going to start smoking weed all the time all the time I want to become like cool stoner guy yeah what we're all atoms man just colliding on a giant rock in outer space

dude we're just like in these meat suits just like floating through the galaxy but we're all consciousness you ever think about that man we're all conscious. All those guys are rapists. That's all those guys. Are you consent?

It's just atoms, man. Me raping you? That's just consciousness, man. Even the fact that you were unconscious, that was still consciousness. While I was raping you, me. Legalize it. Rape or weed, whichever.

I'm still doing both anyway. but yeah so Russell Brand he's made like an extra three million last year good like it's been a great I thought he was like

on the skids a bit like he's doing great yeah yeah he's actually paying Daniel Sloss like thanks buddy you're really helping me

yeah whereas Slossie is just what's he even doing he's on a podcast what a freak yeah what a dork they're all great Brian everyone's great

I'm so happy for everyone's success Yeah, I'm interested in how it works Like I haven't been following Russell Brand For my sins Lately so I don't know if he's hawking Loads of products or what he's doing I assume so like he's got his podcast

And he's on Rumble He's on Rumble He like signed an exclusive deal to Rumble Okay, that probably explained it now Yeah Well no, he's still on YouTube, isn't he? I act like I don't know I mean maybe he's got like Rumble

is like Patreon for him or something Oh yeah I don't know I don't know. Look, I know I, like, I'm not a, I was never a Russell Brand guy, even back when he was in his, you know, 2000, when he was at his peak, he always annoyed me, to be honest. I kind of feel a bit bad, because I know a lot of lads. And I think, like, the more I get to know people, the more I can realize, like, how, like, we're not very unique, you know. I know lots of lads who are like, oh, yeah, I love Joe Rogan. I love, oh, two bears, one cave. Oh,

yeah, yeah. Like, they know all the shit we know, all right. Yeah, yeah. And then like oh man back in the day like Jordan Peterson and like Russell Brand didn't really help me get through shit and now I look like that's a bit cringe but they really helped me get through the bad times yeah I didn't even have them during

the bad times no I didn't have they didn't help me I always thought they were gay yeah so I didn't it's like um people talk about like oh I did the drug but wore off the drug never been worked for me yeah I tried it I tried to roofie myself with Jordan Peterson

and I couldn't do it. Well, because we're all bloody consciousness, Bucco, that's what you're now, look at you. You're unemployed in a little bedroom in Glassnevin with a fat sweaty retard calling you gay. It's because you won't accept Christ into your life, you bloody idiot. Yeah.

Maybe I'll just, I might actually get hardcore into Jordan Peterson now in 2025 when nobody likes him anymore. He's gone very mystical now. Has he? Yeah, he talks about dragons and shit. Oh, right. He used to just be, like, Pinocchio represents masculinity. And lobsters.

What's this whole thing about lobsters? Oh, don't ask me. I don't know. I don't really care. But, like, the point is, like, he started off. I knew him, he was like, he talked about Disney movies. And he's like, oh, that movie means, uh, you're gay. Like that.

Well, it's all about, like, the Christ archetype and all that, you know, the redemption and the resurrection. I saw him with Richard Dawkins there. And they're talking with dragons. Right. And Richard Dawkins is like, there is no dragons. And Jordan Pierce is like, no, there is dragons out there. There's dragons, they breed fire.

Like, what is a dragon? Like Komodo dragons? No, I think he means like... Actual... Yeah. They sit on being a load of treasure and the bloody Israelis. No, he loves Israel, doesn't it? He loves Israel, yeah, yeah.

The Palestinians try to take the dragons Yamika. No, I think Jordan Get away from my treasure Now I'm a dragon Oh, I've got terrible acid reflux I'm breathing fire

I think to defend Jordan Peterson a bit Now I've made it look foolish I'm a fucking A little jealous Conde'm like Oh Jordan Peterson We're silly clothes

And he sounds weird And his daughter's tits Aren't even that bread They are by the way If I met him I'd be like Oh Mr. Peterson please I love your daughter's titties I'll suck your cock

and the tits I'll suck the tits just to get to your lovely cock But I think he was saying that like dragons are a metaphorical thing To represent the evil inside All of us Okay Are you? And he was kind of like

So by saying there's no dragons You're saying there's no evil Right Yeah it's kind of a yeah It's silly when he just gets like He really makes himself seem stupid by just taking those kind of points

in a debate where it's like okay so dragon represents evil but then you're just like but there are dragons there's bloody dragons right now in this room just say it's a metaphor for evil so we can all move on

just talk about your daughter's tits just keep it going so just talk to them one thing she's on the canny vote I've got a bit of meat and two veg for the right to you what are you talking about out there your bloody cock and balls

you think I'm going to stand for that Bucco you got another thing coming oh you weren't recording during that no so nice one it's on the tape doesn't matter if it's not a clip it didn't happen that's my excuse in court anyway if it's not on video it didn't happen

I was going to send a Jordan Peterson impression to his daughter and look who's your daddy that's right another guy actually speaking at that whole kind of influential kind of world I watched their IWD dude What's that?

Oh no IDW is sorry What's that Intellectual Dark Web WWE That's all I care of Yeah I watched Jordan Pete

Not Jordan Peter I watched Tucker Carlson And Pierce Morgan Oh dude Yeah so Tucker Carlson And Pierce Morgan Did an interview Kind of debate

Together all right Right And they're talking about all sorts of stuff And I was listening to it Well on the farm Okay I was driving a tractor I was listening to it You know

I didn't realize Tucker Carlson has got way more deranged lately His voice has got higher Yeah He sounds gayer now And he's Unchained now

He's unfiltered All right Yeah so he's louder now He's gayer And he's saying retard and stuff He's got a bigger bow tie He brought the bow tie back It's bigger and blacker now

Yeah he's like He's not even hiding it He's not like There's no sense now like Fox News. He's like, yeah, Joe Biden was a retard. Like he's just, like, he's screaming now. Yeah, yeah. And it's like him versus Pierce Morgan. And Pierce Morgan's like, so you're saying that Ukraine shouldn't defend itself.

I know what that means. What do those words mean? I don't know. Okay. It's like, oh, you shouldn't defend yourself. Oh, oh, it's like saying, um, uh, I'm a child molester. Oh, I'm a child molester. Oh, I'm a child molester. Oh, he's a child molester. Why are you a child molester? I didn't say you were a child molester. Like, it's a very funny energy back and forth. Yeah. Because here's trying to be like, yes. I didn't call you.

Oh, you did. Yes, you did. I'm a journalist. I've raped children. Is that what you say? Yeah. Yeah. It has a very silly voice.

Yeah. And it's not much of the debate. And he kind of jumps around and picks things to focus on to confuse people, you know. Did you ever hear him talk about that he had an experience with a demonic entity? No, not property. I heard. Semmy heard it. Fucking men.

man he says he was in bed and a demonic entity came into his room and like scratched him and when he woke up he had scratches on him and was like you were having a dream and you scratched yourself and what was he that was like no he was like demons are real they exist and they attacked me and they're probably Joe Biden probably made them attack me like it was Joe Biden he's gone insane and maybe he was always this insane but I don't don't know how much of it is just a fake thing because he also is like though like hey I'm just a fisherman

I like the grateful dad I'm just like to chill out with my family so he does like that kind of like homely kind of like thing isn't he like an ass to the CIA yes well his dad was in the CIA you heard it there you heard it there you heard it James we got you you rumbled Tucker

oh oh I'm in the CIA I'm a child inspecting asshole yeah that's what I do oh yeah I'm a child inspector asshole Oh, another thing actually is to interrupt you. Another thing actually during the Pierce Morgan debate. Yeah. I forget the context because it makes no sense, okay?

But he's like, yeah, we're good people. We're not like them. Like, I'm not going to rape your wife. I'm not going to rape your wife. Yeah. I'm happy to hear. You're not going to. Why not?

Why not? That doesn't put people at ease, by the way. Trust me, if you tell them repeatedly in public, I'm not going to rape your wife. Is that not good at a job interview? Where do you see yourself in? five years. Not raping your wife. Let me tell you that. I don't know

why he turns into Jordan. I'm not going to rape your wife, Bucco, because I'm not a bloody dragon. Okay. Is that, yeah, Phil, I heard a rumor that Tucker Carlson like his dad was involved in the CIA. His dad was in the CIA. He's a CIA asset. And he applied to be in the

CIA, but he got rejected. His bow tie was too big. It was too distracting. So then he just went into lame stream media yeah yeah and you kind of like because he would think

he was like he was the conservative voice on a kind of CNN CNN kind of thing yeah yeah yeah what was it crossfire that's it yeah and then he went to Fox

and became huge and then the rumor is I don't think it's true I think that Rupert Murdoch one of his many wives didn't like him oh no I think liked them

too much that was it oh yeah yeah no I'm talking like she'd be like Rupert he's so amazing We should pray with him And he's like That the fucker

Who the fuck are you That's right I'm your wife Rupert Fuck off What do you want to suck his cock Do ya Well you think he's wearing a bow tie On his cock do you

You fucking slang Yeah that was it That was this So he felt He taught Rupert taught Tucker was weird Overly religious All right

And then they had that thing Where Fox got sued Was it remember the machines, the voting machines. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then also during that thing as well, during that court case thing, they had all these text

leak out where Tucker's like, you know, Trump is fucking weird, you know? I'm sick of this Trump loser and like, oh, you know, he's just talking like, oh, this shit munching viewers this channel, fuck him, you know? Yeah, yeah. This is what I really thinks, you know? Right, right. The mask slipped and your heart

was broken. He's talking about me. I was like, he, like, he's like in the text like all my viewers who watch this are fucking stupid and gay and I'm like except for Brian O'Toole yeah yeah because I write them all my fan letters

and he doesn't respond because he's too busy but he gets them eventually yeah he gets them and he reads them and they help him get through the day because he's very stressed but yeah then he went solo and he's just on fucking Twitter now I think isn't he

took her on X yeah Tucker on X which I feel like was a bigger thing. Maybe he's actually on ecstasy and that's why he's gone so crazy. I loved that, yeah. He's so good, yeah. That's like a Colbert show. Tucker on X, sounds like

he's on X, Mali, Prack, Crispon, meh. Yeah, you were on Epstein's Islands, flight logs, pal, weren't you? Colbert. I don't think he was. I probably was. Everyone is. Hey, sue me. Come on,

Paul Bear. Hey, if I'm lying, how come I haven't been sue it yet. How come I'm still alive? That's right. That's right. Yeah. It would be quite funny of like Cole Bear sues you and you're a court in America.

Prove me wrong. They bring me in like Hannibal Lecter with a muzzle and a stretch, I get. Your Honor, I'll be defending myself. You honor, I'm just a simple boy from Conti Monaghan and the witness Please stop using that silly voice.

And you're like, you know, imagine a child in Epstein's Island being raped by Stephen Colbert. Now imagine he was white. Oh, yeah. We've got off the wall for a little bit. We're having fun.

Let's stop that, yeah. Let's see if I can slow down the tempo here a little bit. What to talk about now? I was real quick, like I said on the last one, I watched Den of Thieves too. Oh shit.

So fun. Okay. So Den of Teaves 1 is like really grimy and shit and the cops are just as bad as the criminal. When you say grimy and shit you mean the world, not the film.

No, no, no, no. You're saying it's shit. No, no, I'm not. I swear to... All right. Tell me you've got a micro penis without telling me. I don't like Den of thieves. No, I jerk off over Dr. Dr. Butler every night. So I'm not a pussy, okay?

Well, I'm doing it over O'Shea Jackson, but whatever if you want to be that guy. Gerard Butler, by the way, massive Zionist. Okay. But I won't hold it against him. It's funny, he's like Scottish. I don't know why he's like... Why is his career gone so badly?

Ah, but they love the hebes, and that can't he get a fucking pot? And that's fucking dude. I should have to do fucking denny tees too with a fucking ice cube junior. I should fucking disgraceball. He was the next big thing, and then it just never really fuck off.

I'm happy to say he's back as Big Nick. So the point is, first film I just love how awful the cops are They're just hanging out with horrors And just like drinking and like They're constantly threatening to kill women and stuff Yeah Not for any reason

It's not going to help the case Just doing it for fun, you know? Sure And um Perks of the job Yeah And he's like just a bully And he's like me

His ex-wife hates him And there's no like redemption at the end Yeah Yeah And it's great Okay It's like proper like kitchen sink LA Like Ken Louch made heat

All right yeah Yeah, imagine that. But then of Thieves two, they've inversed it. So now it's actually kind of fun. So it's the characters you like, Big Nick, Gerard Butler, O'Shea Jackson. But now they're in France, right? And now they've got to deal with the mafia. Okay.

So they're a small time. The mafia are huge. What happens is I won't reveal the whole plot, okay? But the basic plot is O'Shea Jackson is in France. He wants to rob this diamond. Gerard Butler has followed him and he shows up

he's like, guess what? I'm fucking broke I've been fired by the cops I've got nothing left I know you're up to something I want in Right, okay Yeah so it's cop and criminal

Working together To steal a diamond And then guess what? The diamond belongs to the mob So now they're in over their head The French mob Oh, terrifying suckly blue big nick

with a bit you with our baguettes oh yeah I'm really scared of a bunch of frogs oh no oh this thing of ours fucking stinky onion munching guns don't say that we've got a big French fan base

well not anymore with this guy here there's actually a bit where they're like beating up Gerard Butler's like you think was socialist pussies do you and they're beating them up and shit I like that. But there's a great scene in it where it's like

O'Shea Jackson, Gerard Butler, and a bunch of like tough, like, no, Yugoslavians wherever, okay? Right, yeah.

And they go to a nightclub and they don't know if they can trust Gerard Butler. It's like, you used to be a cop. Yeah. What do we do?

So they make him smoke MDMA. Oh. Have you ever smoked MDMA? I never have. Yeah, yeah. So they make him smoke it, right? And he's like just off his tits,

okay? And he's like, I mean, it does, I don't think of it, is it bioavailable? in a smokable I can't imagine

you get a much better high if you sniffed it Look They didn't care about How high you get Sorry They weren't like We want you have a good time

We're going to trips at you But not too much I mean You know And if at any point You feel anxious Just come find me Well you know

Do some breathing Some grounding exercises And breath work We'll chill out In my room I've got a lovely Kind of mosaic on the wall We'll put on some

Russell Brown okay, so listen to him so you'll feel safe. You're always safe at Russell. Well, put on the audio bookie-wook, huh? Read by Patrick Stewart. I went down to the Red Light District to make fun of some

bloody slags. I shouted them my cocky walk and said, Did your daddy molesty westy you? And now you're a whore. Ha ha! Chapter 2. of course I've seen everything

I've seen it all what's wrong with that what we're talking oh yeah so did it these yeah they make him and it's actually like I'd be honest with you

I got a little bit heartwarming because it's like O'Shea Jackson and Gerard Butler are his off their tits on E and they're like I fucking love you man that's awesome

and they're like you know they're getting a random fight with some cunt okay and I also like Jarre Butler is he's very unfit in this Oh, he's in his Russell Crow era Yeah, yeah

I like that He's this guy, he looks like dog shit You know How's O'Shea looking? Looks pretty good, yeah Okay O'Shea's a very good actor He has to portray

I like, sorry I didn't mean interrupt you No, no, I understand Any chance I get to say I love O'Shea Jackson Unironically I think he's a legit Really good actor

He's a much better actor than his dad And I like his dad But I think His dad can play a scary black man Yeah He's got that down Oh yes

scary black man even when he's not acting or yeah actually a lot of black people are scary but I'm glad we got that on film good

but that's because they're acting it's right but yeah O'Shea he can play nerdy yeah so in this he has to play like a one stage like a French diamond dealer

whatever and he can do it you know oh I got so angry man so angry I went on Reddit and they're like yeah good film

but I don't think O'Shea Jackson is strong enough to carry the franchise and him playing a French diamond merchant unbelievable I hope you found this

concert dress I'm in the process I want him and his fucking kids dead by the end of the week I want to live stream their his children's beheadings on X and send it to O'Shea Jackson and he just

he just watched and goes white motherfucker is crazy and we'll know we've done our we've done the Lord's work there I like O'Shea don't disrespect them big fan yeah so it's

him and man like also like they have a bit of a bromance yeah as a bit where they're fighting and I'm like don't fight guys come we can work it out together you can only do this as a team yeah there's a bit where like Jarbutter is going to quit and I was like no don't go after

everything you've been don't leave your friend here it's good you have the same existential crisis when you watch the in betweeners movie no one j simon you're good friends don't fight you're like you had to turn it off

and breathe it I left to cinema I was in the fetal position you coaxed me back no I'm going to get back to again don't worry Brian dog is just god spell backwards I kept doing that's James got drunk

James got drunk and he kept doing in-betweeners dance I couldn't do it and that was what was funny but nobody else liked it except for Brian there was a bunch of people who didn't know what in-betweeners was a bunch of Americans like oh my god, is he okay?

But do, do, do, do, do, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Yeah, you had your hand up like that. Is he doing the Hitler? That's what Elon Musk should have said. Hey, guys, I'm just doing the neodez from in-betweeners. Yeah. Anyway, but back to, uh, so, den of things too. Yeah.

So, again, I won't reveal too much because I actually genuinely enjoyed it. Yeah. But, like, um, it feels a bit like they're doing fast. furious but like like early fast and furious where it's actually realistic yeah you know it's like cars driving yeah and they're not going like you know they don't have fucking like flying ability yeah yeah sir to solace yeah they're not doing like nine flips and landing and then driving still you know yeah it felt very grounded the actual like robbing the actual like scheme yeah was pretty entertaining to see it okay uh and i like the guys all right yeah and actually it was a little bit at the

end where I was a bit like those guys you son of a bitch I've enjoyed this journey don't ain't nothing but a good time and it don't get better than this I was like hey yo those guys have been on a journey

and so have I a little tear came down you're clearly struggling with your mental health you're clearly in a very bad place. Big Nick is a loss soul. What's I

now? Big who? Big Nick. Big Nick. Okay. Oh, it's so good man. Yeah. Again, it's not as

a grindy as the first one. It's pretty upbeat, more happy, more action-packed. Even then, there's a little bit of like,

Gerard Butler threatening to kill a stripper. Like, I'm going to put you in a fucking container and they'll find you three weeks from now. Fucking dead.

You'd be a dead stripper in China. I'm like, yeah! My hero. I love you, Big Nick Finally a positive male role model To combat all this toxic masculinity

I had so much fun watching No, no, we want to see Denif Thieves 3 But with Jordan Peterson Big Nick, you wacky son of a gun And O'Shaid Jackson We're gonna rob the bloody bank Is what we're gonna do

Because the cultural Marxists Want to turn your children trans They're ideologues and butchers Every bloody one of them They like They pull a job in Harvard Yeah You know

That's quite funny Like there's like a A bangful like Hormones for children You have to steal the hormones Back in my day The criminals used to believe in something What do you believe in?

I believe Whenever nothing kills you Makes you gayer Hello. No. It's like to the party where like there's someone has to go

into Jordan Peterson's like crew all right. It turns out it's a trans person he's like, no. I'm bloody trusted you Boko. You are like a son to me. Oh, sorry, dad. Oh, you bloody rascal.

This is nonsense. No, this is draperish. is great. No, it's great, but it's nonsensical. I felt the Patreon was lacking. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Wow. I think that's because of me. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, you were giving it all, and I was like, yes. Not enough. I was doing a lot like,

all right. I don't know why you have to make a comment right now. Okay. What was you going to talk about there? Let me have to look at my list there. I want to do a quick shout-out apology. Two weeks ago, I did a, I said it would be a funny sketch,

like vampire hunters, but it's one of those pedo hunter vampires that sketch already exists and it was done by John Devlin he's a guy from Belfast he's a very funny guy and I've met him at a gig

he's very sound so he fucking hates you now he does he texted me he's like James Bear watch his kneecaps I don't actually like those voices he does

no he's a sound guy he's like he actually is pretty big like he's got like a few million views on TikTok oh you're playing with fire yeah yeah he could have me killed and I tell you

wouldn't be a bat, same water, you know? Maybe, maybe that's the way it was supposed to go. No, don't kill yourself. I won't. You haven't watched a... Den of Thieves. Yeah, and also Kind of Pregnant. You didn't watch that fully.

No, I didn't. Me and James watch Kind of Pregnant, the new hilarious Amy Schumer movie. Yeah. Like, I tell you, James used to be an insult, but he watched his Amy Schumer movie, and now he's like, oh, women... And now I'm just fully gay. I'm just a homeowner. Yep.

It's decided. And I tell you, I think I made that right choice. If you honest, it's you know, all joking aside, is a terrible film. Okay. And I was getting a little bit like, woman hatey during, yeah. I was like, I was like, I want to listen to some Andrew Tate afterwards. Like, I really dislike the movie now.

Okay. Amy Schumer, fucking terrible. Right. I used to defend her back in there. I'd be like, stay away from Amy Schumer. She's my future girlfriend. Yeah. But like, Patrice O'Neil was an overrated hack, whereas Amy is a,

genius and the queen. Like Amy Schumer back in the day was pretty funny where like she was on Opey Anthony and she got fingered by taxi drivers. Remember that? Yeah, was she unconscious or something? I just added to it in my head, sorry. I don't remember that.

What was it though that he fingered her but didn't ask her, he just sort of did it. Oh, that's kind of bad, isn't it? Well, I don't know. Women love spontaneity and romance, you know? Wimsy. But yeah So we watch

Kind of Pregnant Well I watched it I didn't You showed me You showed me the sizzle reel The best bits Well by I watched it And by that I mean like

I turned it on Made breakfast Had a shower Yeah Left for a while Yeah Self-harmed And then went back

To finish the end of it Yeah It's a And only 20 minutes It passed So Yeah It's a comedy

Where Amy Schumer plays a woman called Lainey and she's like oh my boyfriend's going to propose to me we've been to get her four years if the anniversary he's going to pop the question tonight

and she goes to meet him and he's like oh I want to ask you do you want to have a treason she's like oh no you know and it's Damon Wayne's Jr. Yeah underused and a very sexy woman whoever she was yeah she was good now

I would have said yes but like make the woman stay in the kitchen Damon Wayne's Jr could you call your dad or one of the other ones really doesn't which a whole fucking pack of them first one you get but not Keenan Ivory

I've got standards God damn it Marlin or Sean I know them all I know them all it's like your Pokemon keeping tabs fat I want to be the very

pissed that no one ever was I like the Wayans I like them too I like a family like that and scary movies coming back. Yes. Oh,

is that the Weinsteins. Oh, no, that I don't want it then. Yeah, yeah, it won't have the zest, the magic. The Weinstein's like stole the franchise

from the Wayans brothers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, didn't it give it like the Zuckers, didn't, is that how it worked? I mean, was it a Zucker? Are you just assuming

that was the name? I think, yeah, I think, yeah, what the airplane guys did the third one. Yeah, I think the fourth and fifth was it fucking... I think he was written by interns.

Seltzer and Freedberg. Oh, that was it. Yeah, yeah. Seltzer and Freedberg. You know what's fucked up though, right? So, Seltzer and Friedberg, they're, like, they're given writing credits on the first scary movie film. Yeah.

But they didn't write any of it. They wrote something similar that got picked up by Miramax, and Miramax is like, look, we're not making your film. Here's one that's pretty much identical. So we'll just give you writing credits, even though you didn't contribute. you to it. And then they stole it from them. It's fucked up. I'm sick

of this shit. Oh, yo motherfuckers take it. No. But, you know, it's not cool. I agree with you. I'm not going to be like, actually James, I think it's good. Black people have had it too good in Hollywood for too long. Yeah. Preach, brother.

So kind of pregnant. Kind of pregnant. So like, yeah. So she has like a breakdown. She's an awful cunt in the film. She's just like, she's not very funny. She's not very good comedic actress. Even like when she falls over. It's just kind of like a dud, you know? Yeah. And it's loads of like kind of flustered like, oh hi,

I'm here getting a coffee. I mean you know, just like Can I have a black cock? I mean a black coffee? Oh no. That's not funny, miss. That's, yeah. Well, you're just using the African

American member as a cheap comedic prop. Stereotypes, even positive stereotypes can be problematic. I agree. They're harmful. you would never use that, yeah. No, unless, you know, unless I'm using it with myself. Unless I feel a little hungry. Yeah, yeah.

Um, no, I don't know. So, yeah, kind of pregnant, just dog shit. Like, I really didn't like it at all. I really want to talk about it. Well, I didn't know this. It was directed by Adam Sandler's cousin. Yeah. Who also directed the young Missy, which is also not good,

but it did have a good performance in it. I like your one Lauren Lopkes. She's got, she's dead now, I imagine. Oh, probably. killed. Yeah, Amy Schumer ate her. Amy Schumer, like, not to fat shame,

but no, it's like, it's like a medical condition, isn't her? She's a cunt. Yeah, you suffer from cuntitis? No, it's actually Cushing's

disease. It's like a thyroid thing. Her face looks like a cushion. Her face, but that's literally, yeah. Is that why the name comes from? I think so, yeah. Oh my God, yeah. Probably not, but it does,

it matches up too well. He's a doctor, he knows, yeah. got a fat bitch disease. Named after catten who discovered it. But yeah, her face is very, very round, like a lot fatter than the rest of her body, which is also still pretty fat. And again, I can say it because...

Well, she designed this, so it's kind of like fair game, I think, yeah, yeah. Well, what was she said? She was very, like, we support the people of Israel on it. Yeah, but then she got, when people called her out on it, she kind of, that was like at the very beginning, that was like October 8th.

Yeah. She was like arguing with people on Instagram. Oh, I remember now, she was like texting random people and like, you know, my children feel unsafe now. Yeah, yeah. Why? Because they said you're going to eat all the jelly beans. I don't know if this doesn't make any sense, really. But yeah, she's a bit

of an unhinged basket case. People have kind of shut up door about Israel. Like all the ones, like the Brett Gelman's and all that, they've kind of got a bit quiet now. yeah because it kind of it's kind of got a bit hard to defend it yes absolutely

we're gonna get a huge wave now of like pro-Israel movies I'm literally even see I've been reading the trades there I like to read Hollywood the Hollywood Reporter and all that keep my finger on the pulse variety

yeah all those I get them all liver to my door here you go Mastro tool is your papers good I'm glad you call me master but yeah there's like listings

for like Israel movies coming out now it's all about like you know one brave soldier is left with like one Israeli soldier gets dropped with a bunch of savages in Gaza, he's got to fight his way out there just using this great determination like 71

with Jack O'Connell. Exactly yeah yeah I think it's... A noble British soldier forced to you know navigate the streets of Belfast with all those backward savages I never saw it but isn't it kind of like they're like I'm gonna eat your brain they're like

it is a bit yeah it's a bit kind of like, shoot him in the head. It's a good movie and that it's well made, but yeah, it is a bit like, you know, yeah, all the Fenians didn't like it. Yeah, yeah, there's a bit where like

his little child. Yeah, it's like, you're going to be safe, like, ah, and it jumps on him, he's got a shoot in the head, you know? I don't, I don't know if that happens. I think that happens, yeah. A child tried to eat his face and inject its larvae into Jack O'Connell's mouth.

That's how they procreate. Yes. because I don't wear condoms. I actually, I want to go, because I'm unemployed, I want to do a big deep dive, a deep dive with North of Ireland. Okay.

I feel like I've been listening too much Doctor Who shit lately. Right. I need a dose of reality. So I've downloaded a lot of podcast about the troubles. All right. That's going to mean like,

I'm just going to listen to that nonstop now. That'll be good for you, I think. Just like fall asleep listening to stuff. Yeah. We are just going to side with the British straight away. I'm on the fence at the moment. I don't know who's,

right, who's wrong. I mean, it's a very complex issue, let's hear. Well, I tell you, I know I've recommended this before, but a docu-series, once upon a time in Northern Ireland, five parts, very good, very well made, and again, you get, you're not even looking at me. I was looking at Justin Lee Collins, sorry. Oh, shit. Yeah, let's get into that. Fuck the troubles and all that gay shit. You also got in trouble. Yeah, oh, segue. Love it. Me and James went down a little kind of rabbit hole, Justin Lee Collins' rabbit hole. Yes. Because we're a big fan. fans? Not until 2012. I didn't like his

early work, but post-2012, I was like, his kids got it. Man, Justin Lee Collins for a while basically ran Channel 4. He was like, they kept pushing him. He kind of like, basically when Russell Brand went to Hollywood, they were like, okay, we need another

energetic, hairy person. Who is as charismatic as Russell Brand, Justin Lee Collins? But as fat as James Gordon, Justin Lee Coff. Basically, if you merge James Corden and Russell Brand, you get Justin Lee Collins.

It's funny, because Justin Lee Collins, he's less talent, but he's probably more problematic, you know? Yeah. But he couldn't even, like, he wasn't even, like, charismatic enough to rape that many women. I don't think he raped any women, did he? That's in my point, yes. Oh, right. And that's why you can't defend him. He left that to Alan Carr.

Oh, bend over, your little slag. I'm going to eat you fatty. I'm gonna, da, da, da. So. Possibly. That could have happened. Allegedly. Hey, if I'm lying, how come I haven't been sued?

Yeah, that's right. But yeah. I would love to get a cease and assist there. From anyone. Anyone. Show your listening. Just to know that they're out there, yeah. So, Justin Lee Collins.

Wait, one second. Just going to... Okay. Well, I should keep talking. I have to keep talking so we're on the audio, but I can't say something good enough that the video misses it. So it's kind of like I'm walking a tightrope.

and I did it Yeah, sorry, yeah So we were looking up Justin Lee Collins I'm not sure how it came about You were like put on Justin Lee Collins I was hung over and I was like Please, he's my emotional support dog

Yeah So Justin Lee Collins He basically like he had so many different vehicles He had so many different TV shows for years and years Radio stand up all that Channel 4 BBC ITV Sky But the thing is

He is so untalented unlikable, unfunny, obnoxious. He's a weirdo. Everyone hated him. It was kind of like if you said you liked Justin Lee Collins, there would be something wrong with you. You put on a list. Yeah, 100%. It was. Something strange.

So we watched, first of all, Justin Lee Collins doing stand-up. Yeah. In the 90s. Fucking terrible. Really bad. I don't mean like the material's bad. I mean, it was. It was. I mean, like, the reception was bad. Yeah. He was doing jokes. It was like a five-minute

he bombed. Yeah, he bombed. And I think he won that competition, but he'd do a joke, like, basically something like, you know, yeah, yeah, I don't have a girlfriend now. He's here like, oh, that was it, no laugh for anything. He's getting sympathy, but, yeah. And he won the BBC Comedy Award or whatever the fuck. Something kind of fixed there. Yeah, yeah, his uncle must have sucked someone off. He was probably a throat goat. That's why he's so angry, right? He's so angry and he has to beat women because in his career, he was made to feel like a woman. He was made to feel like go up and the BBC executives took turns on him. Because you know what?

He was skinny and clean shaven back then. So they all liked him. He was a little prison bitch and they fucking sucked him dry. That's why he got fat and hairy so no one would rape him again. That's definitely not why I did it. Don't look into that. That's got nothing to do with anything.

It's weird that you're even thinking that. But that's probably what happened if I were to put my... That's why Alan Carr there is beat. Yeah, exactly. I'll take it. Don't You're my Alan Carr. And I tell you, you do a great job. It's like I'm taking a bullet for you, but it's a cock.

Someone's like going jizz in your face. Like, no. Do it again. You're like Homer Simpson in space just da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, knock-goblin cocks. Brian's got his own version of a goggle box. It's called Gobblecocks.

He's just watching gay porn with his granny. Oh, look at that big black cock there. Oh, that's bloody. Oh, that's chuffing crazy. Shut up, Gran. I can't tell you're always interrupted. Oh, you'd love a bit of that, wouldn't you, Brian? Yeah, we watched some goggle box.

That was... I just laughing like, I get jealous of my granny. She's like, oh, I actually had that cock once. But, okay, so Justin Lee Collins. Yeah, sorry, Justin Lee Collins. So, like... Stan up was terrible. Yeah, and then he got all these shows.

and like, um, he did a lot of, like, presenting stuff. He's like, oh, oh, I love A-Team. We're going to interview the whole cast of the A-team. Woo! Oh, how are you doing there? Mr. Tea. Oh, they call me Mr. Tea, because I love drinking tea. Oh, the fuck, this is mother.

What's you doing in my house? And he did... Crazy fool? Get away from me now. I ain't getting no. Justin Lee Collins TV show. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Justin Lee Collins has to drug a man.

Put hypnol in his milk Just to get him to appear In his fucking TV show Yeah And he do like that for like I love it when a plan comes together Yeah And you did that for like

Like said A team Dallas Star Trek all that Grinch Hill Yeah and he do a lot of stuff Like I'm Justin Lee Collins I've always wanted to be a A diver So it's an hour long show

About me diving Another one be like I always want to be an ice skater This is an hour long show About ice skating And then later on We went to Sky He was like, I always wanted to go to a pub and get drunk.

So, here it is. Beano, oh, he hung out with Stephen Seagall. Oh, that was another one, yeah. Yeah, he did one with Stephen Segal. Stephen Segal was like, you are weird. You are problematic, I can't hang out. You treat women badly. Oh, turns out Stephen Seagal's a big bloody puff.

So I went back down Boozer and started playing darts. We watched one clip. It literally was he playing darts, okay? Yeah. This was aired in television. Someone paid him for this. He's just drinking points and playing darts. He's like, oh, fucking too drunk now.

Yeah. And some lad, I'd challenge into a game of darts. He loses, like, oh, my head's gone. Yeah. Oh, fuck, I've lost it. I lost me talent. I had it all. He'd lost it.

I was the funniest, sexiest man. The thing, like, it's the kind of thing, like, his career, like, so he had big projects, big shows. They got less and less, because. all the people at the top are like, wait, this guy isn't funny or charismatic or likable or attractive or in any way. Or nice to women. Yeah.

Like, they just realized they were sold a bill of goods. He's a bad investment. It was that kind of time in 2000s. It was very raunchy, you know, like, you literally start a clip back, oh, I'm having a wank. No, only joking. Here's the show, you know, like, damn.

It brings a tear to my japside. Oh, yeah, all that. Like, we watched one clip. You had a talk show at one stage, right? His own talk show. And it's Billy Piper. Yes. Coming off Doctor Who, she's a big, big star.

And he's like, oh, Billy. And he just, like, grabs her and tries to kiss her. He full on shifts her, and she does not want it. And she's trying to, like, a smile but also, like, get away from me. Like, ha, ha, yeah, you get the fuck. And he's like, oh, yeah. And they sit down. It's my show.

I can do what I fucking want. Billy Piper, yeah. I'd like to Piper. That's too smart for him. You'd say they'd be like, a genius. How much for that? I need you to write for me God, I'd be great now

But you use that for everything You're like, Pamela Anderson I'd like the piper What did you say? I'd prefer it if it was Pamela Manderson That's the old Alan Carr You'd write for Alan Carr

I write for Justin Lee Collins Two paths diverge I don't like how well that fits How well that suits me But yeah, he's like He kisses Billy Piper without her consent She's like, ah yeah, get off me, please And then he sits down

He's like, oh, I just gotta say first of all You give me a massive horn Ooh, I like to shaggy right now Everyone watching I see, ooh Oh, would I be cheeky If I said I'd like to hold you down And fuck you violently against her will

While people watch Yeah applause and everybody claps and that was it it's kind of like it's a hostage situation and he wasn't charming or likable at all

and eventually well what Dunham was he was dating the girl and he's very controlling and then she recorded the messages and we the old Mel Gibson yeah we listen to some tapes

and they are pretty bad you know like he's like you know don't even look at a man you can look at a bench you can look at a tree but if you look at a man you make me feel bad

I'm upset now it's your fault you fucking upset me now you fucking ruined everything and I think but he got physical with her he beat her apparently pushed her

under her car and she got extensive bruises I think he like tried to kill her cat as well yeah yeah he did like all sorts of

apparently he had like a notebook where he would write down all the things that he didn't like about her and what she did wrong and then he'd like

make her read them at the end of the day because I oh don't get me get my book because I'll write it all down and that happened like what

2012 yeah it all came out I feel like those lads back in 2012 that watchably what's the problem yeah that's called

being a good boyfriend does it oh oh what he's romantic and cares too much oh that's a problem now is it oh oh I see

can't do nothing these days yeah yeah the bloody birds they've got bloody ideas let me tell you that for now yeah

we're at almost at an hour there it's great man it's been fun you get me talking about Justin Lee Collins the time flies

easy sailing I didn't even tell you what I was going to talk about Tom Baker's all biography okay I'm going to save that

because I want to finish it but it's very interesting so Tom Baker Doctor Who that's one reading it and he put out it's interesting he put out the book

I think the early 2000s right and he was like in his 60s or so yeah and he's like talking about like he's like

I'm basically dead I've already bought me graved He literally buys his grave And he like He cleans it and stuff Oh my god Yeah So he's just waiting for death

Yeah Because this is like around the time He's kind of washed up This is before Little Britain Okay So he's just a washed up guy And a cancelled TV show No one cared about

Going to Conventions meeting the Brian O'Toole Yeah going to a convention Hull and be like Oh maybe I'll meet a nice hot lady That wants to take me back to the hotel I was like hello Hello, Mr. Baker, I brought my dad along because I get in trouble if I go out in public by myself.

My dad is like a kind of color thing on me. I'm sorry, Mr. Baker. He gets a bit excited. We just put a wallet in his mouth. You're like Donnie from the wild Thornberry's any time you see Tom Baker, you'd just go at feral. I love Tom Baker now. His book is so interesting

because, like, he grew up post-war. So, his area's memories is, like, going around, I think Liverpool, and everything's just rubble.

Yeah, yeah. And he had this kind of interesting, he's got, it's definitely like a rose-tinted thing, but he's just kind of like, it was gray. Yeah. It's like,

because it's after war, we're all in the same boat. Everyone's poor, but we're all in together, right? Yeah, yeah. And he said, like, it was so,

like, almost in unison, all right? where like you'd get like let's say the butcher's sell fish on a certain day so the whole street smells like fish right or bacon or whatever okay it'll be Friday you're a Catholic sorry yeah sorry yeah I'm like oh yeah and that it's probably because of the Quran isn't it no but like you know everyone does their washing it one day so one day like the washing's out and all yeah yeah we're all one ship okay and the church is a huge thing back then yes so he wanted to be a monk

so he actually became a monk in his 20s all right and then he left it because he conflicted. He was very kind of weird kind of sexual, sexually, you know, like kind of repressed. Okay, like him and the boys used to have wanking club. Wanking club. Yeah, yeah. That's when he was a kid. All your kids would, well, you could probably figure it out.

No, tell me. They'd have to wank each other. Oh, well, I hope there's a happy ending to this story. You're just fucking jealous. Give that to Alan Carr. He loved that. I get jealous. Wait, what age was he? When he was in Wanking Club.

I'm like 10 or... Okay, so this is post-war rubble. Yeah. Well, there's no bloody pictured out of pubs. So let's all toss off onto the bricks. Take that to the jerrys.

And then he like... Well, the crowd will say it this. Yeah. So then he now he's like in his late 20s and he's been a monk for years. So he's completely like, doesn't really know how sex works or anything. Yeah, yeah. He gets a job in a factory

and then marries the fucking the factory owner. daughter's daughter. Oh. All right. And the factory owner's daughter, this is as far as I got so far. It's literally like, oh yeah, you're marrying my daughter. Well, guess what? I own you. I own you. You work for me. All right? You're in my family. You have a kid. That kid is mine. You don't own the kid. I do. All right. My daughter's pussy is mine, not yours. Anytime you even want to sniff it, you better call me up and ask permission. All right, pal. It's kind of romantic in a way. Sir, may I have your daughter's pussy? He married Justin Lee Collins's granddad's daughter,

which would be his mother. That's how that works. So, all right, we got that. Figure that one out, good, good work. Well done. And then the bit I finished on, okay, no pun intended, right? Cheap, lowbrow, tacky humor. Well, he's like trying to divorce the wife, okay?

And the mother-in-law is yelling at him And he picks up I forget what he picks up now I think maybe a buck He just throws out of head And that gives him an erection Whoa Yeah he's like

I was confused I was in the bathroom I was crying I burst my mother My mother-in-law's head open And now I'm hard Wow Then I got a call from the BBC

And I was like Do you want to be in Doctor Who? Jesus So violence against women gave him an erection Yeah Probably I'm sure everything was

fine after that. Normal. Yeah, very normal, normal, normal. He's your bloody good bloke. He's out some big. Yeah. That's why he had to have that scarf. It was so long to cover his erection.

Yeah. Oh, well, that's the hour there, right? All right.