Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 242 : Say Nothing

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

Brian wants to be in the next Kneecap movie.

All right, James. We're talking about heartbreak on Valentine's Day. I'm not, I'm talking about cool shit, you know. Like what? EastEnders. Okay, you got me there. And Gogglebox. More like East Benders and Gobblecocks.

No, enough of that, all right. Got them there, folks. Not on Valentine's Day, all right? The one day I said... Valentine's gay, oh, non-stop. Non-stop. Oh, come on, Brian. That's a bit cruel and unnecessary.

I try one and I'm like, yeah, well, you're also gay and you just fucking bite my ear off. A vendor, holy fag. Don't say that. The poor cunt. He's already got one here. Oh, fucking hell. Anyway.

All right. Well, yeah, I was trying to talk about things I'm interested in. EastEnders. EastEnders. and Gogglebox while watching more gogglebox

I consume a lot of British media Yes You've taken the soup I have a little bit I'll be honest now But I'm making up for that by watch in

Say Nothing Yeah And I'm also listening To the Jerry Adams Podcast Yes I was playing a bit downstairs

Pretty good stuff I took the ox cord You were listening What, Tame and Paul I ever fuck some gay shit You'll pass the axe I put on the Jerry Adams Jerry Adams by the way

I've had a podcast for like four years and people don't talk about it like Joe Rogan I don't understand why for some reason Rogan's Have you ever tried DMT and spoken to the entities That's not a very good

Jerry ads Yeah that was pretty bad That was Jerry on DMT Yeah He's a bit more like He's got a powerful voice No he has a very stern voice

I was never in the IRA That's good Yeah you're getting better there Yeah It takes a bit of time man It does, yeah. It's my process. I have a process. I have to call you gay and that I find the, you know. Oh, yes. Brian O'Toole was never a member of the heterosexual community. That's a fucking lie. You tout. You tout.

Let's not make a scene now, Mr. O'Too. Yeah, we watch the podcast are sponsored by better health. Mental health effects, both Catholics and Protestants, like so if you have orange men in your brain up and down the neural pathways on July 12th

please seek better help.com yeah he actually does like podcast ads one thing okay that respect is just him on its own it's like Bill Burr so it's just him it's the Monday morning podcast

was like her and then but he's like oh you know what I touched on as these bloody snowflitch and these lip tarts. No, actually old Billy Blue Balls or whatever he's called. What's it called him? Bill Burr. Oh, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Blueballs, that's what I call him. Yeah, a lot of people have turned against Burr online. Yeah. They keep saying he's like a pawn of the Democrats. It's not, it's not like he does ads for Joe Biden or anything. Like, they're acting like he was, like, standing with Kamala Harris. Yeah, I'm not sure where this came from. I think it's just because he's

not like, you know, black people are vermin or like because he got a black wife basically. So they're like, oh, he sold out. He was, he was very against the anti-vax community. Not even again, he's made fun of it. And then you got all true.

In speech, Brian. He had speech. We are people. He's like, hey, oh, get the, you know, oh, don't get the vaccine. You know, they're like that. And you're like, oh. I'm just ripping down all my bill for posters

Burning your copy of old dads Which wasn't even released on physical media You burnt it onto a DVD I'm sure you could get the Blu-ray of old dads Come on now If you look hard enough You're obviously not a true fan You have to go onto the dark web

You go to a weird website, you know? Old, yeah Usually it's old nothing on the dark way you don't get old anything on there so you really got a lot for it

you know fuck as if to all the younger like no yeah did you watch old dad no I didn't really bad

like good yeah I thought I'd be the next Woody Allen you know I thought it'd be a film every year yeah he might leave Nia

for something a little bit younger but no I didn't it is thing though like Netflix If you release a movie, it doesn't even It's not a thing

They don't spend any money advertising No one knows about these movies Nobody gives a shit like yeah It really kind of dilutes The magic of the movies You know Because back in the day It could be me and you go in cinema

To watch old dads You know Yeah And we both shave our heads We're like Bill Burr You know It's got Bill Burr

and Bukkeen Woodbine Or whatever it's got I've a bookie van Yeah Yeah But yes Old Dad's not good but forget all that EastEnders

that's where it's at Phil Mitchell the original old dad well man I put on you know it's the 40th of course you know right it's the 40th anniversary of EastEnders

weird enough it's the 40 anniversary of EastEnders and the 50 anniversary of SNL around the same time so if they were smart with like a crossover episode it's really cool you know what happened there

mango meets Phil Mitchell you know hello yeah what's going on here I live in a van down by the river I don't know enough S&L what are some other characters you shouldn't do you know what's funny about S&L is why have you got a cone for an egg your head sharp like a cone what's going on there

hello greetings Phil Mitchell it is I have you seen cornheads Nah, I've seen enough of it I'm familiar with the concept Yeah, I think I saw it on the sci-fi channel When I was very young I thought it was scary

They are kind of creepy and weird I started screaming Yeah, because you could tell Dan Akroyd's autistic You're like, help! He's a monster He's a vile beast I recognize it too much Yeah

So they're aliens who come to Earth But they've got cone heads Yeah, yeah. So the kind of joke... That's it. But, like, why did that sketch? Like, what executive thought, hey, you know the sketch where they have cone heads?

That's got to be a movie. But you know, it's funny, that was like 10 years after his sketches. Really? Yeah. They did cone heads on S&L. It was like... And the joke is like, they're aliens, okay?

But they have human problems. Like me and you. So like, honey, you will not wear that dress. It is too short. Dead, you are not the boss of me. You know, that kind of stuff. No, no, no, I have to have. mine is going out with a glip glorp oh dad that is super racist you can't call them glip glorps anymore

oh you're just a glorp lover honey that's your problem very subtle yeah yeah you're right should really try and have riddle uh uh yeah uh yeah glorp lives matter uh wait oh no go on you're smart do you i think so i think it's not bad yeah put that in your packet lorne the 50 it's coming up i know you want a real good sketch you're right something really tapped into the moment well i think this will offend the glipglorp community and they're very vocal because of social media yeah you fucking punch anyway yeah so uh phil mitchell he's having he's having problems yeah so i put on the the as uh what i'm talking with sorry You got me all laughing there

You got me all goofy Sorry, my bad Yeah, don't do that again I put on the... I probably won't But anyway The 40th anniversary of EastEnders

Yeah, they're kicking They're having a big celebration there I haven't watched EastEnders in years Okay, you haven't watched it in a while Yeah No, I haven't I forgot even like Fucking Phil Mitch's brother

Like I forgot his name was Grant Grant Mitchell, yeah So Well he's been going out of it Like a good 20 odd years And years That's why it's a big deal So basically East Enders

alright big celebration this is it this is my burning man all right this is my glastonbury okay I'm watching it I've shaved my head to be more like Phil Mitchell dropping acid yeah exactly I listening to the Who while smoking crack all the great EastEnders

moments that's so funny what is it my generation talking about my generation you're just smoking crack my generation yo man I'm tweaking like a

Motherfucker, I got that good, good filmish. Come on now, you know you want to get up on this rock, baby? Why is Grant talking like that? I know I said we were brothers, not bravers. Come on, baby, don't do me like that. Now I'm talking to me like a motherfucking glip-glob up this motherfucker. Come on, now. R-E-S-B-C-T, I don't want to be his stupid.

Yeah, so Phil Mitchell's smoking crack was peak television. It was incredible. It was awesome. It was awesome. It was the best of the best. But my life never got any better after that, you know. But for the anniversary with EastEnders, they've done a thing now where it's kind of like a Christmas carol,

where at first Phil Mitchell has gone back in time. He's hallucinating because all the crack and all the drugs and the alcohol and whatever the fuck, syphilis, whatever the fuck he has. Stick and kidney pies. Fish and chips. All that. Greg sausage rolls. Yeah, he ODs on sausage rolls

and goes back in time. He accidentally has a vegan sausage roll and trips and balls. Fucking hell off me fucking nuts. Talking about my generation. So he goes back in time and he sees a younger version of himself and his brother and his ma, Peggy Mitchell.

And the dad, of course. And he's like, oh, it's the dad, dad. And he's like watching everything. So at first I was like, okay, it's like, you know a flashback and he's in the scene watching what's happening he's watching his dad be a bad father

be abusive you know he's watching the decay of his family and I was invested in it right yeah you were crying yeah it was like I was I was a little bit silly now like the dad's like got a gun and he writes Phil's name

on a bullet he's like everyone's got a bullet yeah this one's got your name on it Phil oh that's good symbolism You said it's downstairs It's true Like a lot of Normies watching this

That like this is mind blowing This is like Twin Peaks to return Like this is like The best of the best Like people have to like sit down at People like have to Basically have to take morphine afterwards They go to counselling afterwards

Like I didn't think I had problems Till I saw Phil Mitchell Struggle with his mental health If Phil Mitchell could have mental health problems Maybe it's not just for queer But like yeah so he has this whole he's back in time watch in his childhood home

watching his family and his younger self yeah so it's basically a flashback but bit stylized with him in the scene but then then it gets all because I was like I can't get any better but then Phil actually starts interacting with his younger self and the dad 2025 Phil Mitchell

starts actually you know interacting with the past versions of themselves like I say say stop calling him a little puff he's not a puff he gets loads of minge when he grows up dad so why don't you slag off

and the dad is like oh it's just because you're older than me now just because you're from the futures I mean I won't fucking get you around the ear like that yeah it's like they're not like holy fuck my son's

travelled back in time it's fucking Phil from the future right but then the Phil Mitchell or who again looks dog shit all right he's been on the drink and the drugs he pulls out the gun and it's threatening to shoot his dad uh from the past yeah and then he does and then he what happens oh yeah so then like

he goes what's made me laugh so much so it's like okay it's symbolism he shoots his dad all right yeah and if they shoot himself is what i think he shoots the younger version of himself right but then he wakes up and he's in in you know 2025 world it was all just in his head yeah it was in his head. What made me laugh is he goes in the room. His dead self is still just lying on the ground. He's hallucinating the dead version of the... Oh, I didn't even notice that far. Yeah, it's just

lying there in the back room. I probably ran out of that. I was just freaking out. You ran to get a gun. Yeah. I got to go back in time. It's not too late. You boy. Yeah. It's fucking insane. It's

you know what it is? It's like, it's taking the sort of like American soap opera writing style where it's just bat shit off the wall nothing makes sense but then putting it in this framework of like you know kitchen sink drama in England

working class misery but it was an all fucking time travel there didn't know like all that a bloody time travel here in a fucking Delorian with some mad out geezer yeah he's off his fucking nut man and some fucking shaky cunt

but then okay so like So it's like a fantastical thing of him going back in time interacting with his dad shooting his dad and shooting his younger self oh my God the symbolism

all right but then he's just going to kill himself so he's like getting ready to put the gun in his mouth yeah it's not like

like in American soap operas it's all like you know oh my long lost brother has returned and now he's a mermaid and then they like you know you bitch

and his slapping in that it's like there's a fun kind of silliness there's a campiness to it's gay you know it's kind of days of our lives

and all that it's like Joey Treviyani kind of stuff, right? But in days of our lives, they're not like, you know, oh my God, I'm going to fucking blow me fucking nogging off. I can't take being alive anymore. Just either trying to process audio-visual information and absorb it in real time

and try to contextualise it is too much to even bear and be alive in, so I just want to end it all. They give them lots of monologue. Oh, you bitch! Oh, look at your fat ass, you bitch. They throw a glass of wine in his face. Oh, you bloody slag Yeah, they

They give Phil Mitchell Have a drink on me They give Phil Mitchell Lots of basically Monologues We have to talk for ages Yeah And it was really giving me flashbacks

To like Talking the Mentlers Out in the street Yeah, you know Being in Temple Barre Like Yeah, so fucking life is like that I'll keep doing drugs

And I can't die And it's like I got something in my head And something in my tummy And I'll fight each other And I'm just like Experienced It's like this nonsense

extreme of consciousness and I loved it I'm acting all cynical like it wasn't foreign cinema it wasn't directing by Boo John Hobing or whatever he's called what does he's not right

and it's out of the Bing at the end that was like you got a right it's like oh shit I might look woke oh no I'll ruin the brand Boon Jong ping

shama lama dingon pong jing chong but yeah so it's funny we watch like all that crazy mental off the wall deranged shit credits roll and then if you've been affected by any of the man if you've been if something like that's happening to you like don't fucking ring a helpline find a gun and just

yeah well so what's so you go oh sorry that might have seen sensitive don't kill yourself kill mass shooting yeah you got to do a mass shooting but don't kill any CEOs they're important all right kill the poor and the innocent uh the the Feebles, the weak-minded, you know, alcoholics, junkies, gamblers, podcasters, Twitch streamers, you know, The Scourge, The Plague on Society. All the, you know.

Anyone from Carlow or Monaghan. Unless they can produce a copy of old dads on Blu-ray. You see that video going around those Muslim women robbing shit in Monaghan. I did. Yeah, it's funny that's like, uh, there you go. Yeah. It proves my. point

all of the Islamic countries they just want to get in Monaghan that's the long con that's where the big money

comes in you know all those like oil rich countries they have it's like nah nothing it's Monaghan

or bus Saudi princes flying on a private jet over to Monaghan just so they can rob

the little sticks that you stir coffee with you know they just take a big handful of them and shove

them in our big billowy skirt you know Yeah, it's like the Crown Bin Solomon or whatever like that, you know, he comes over there and he just takes like, you know, one bracket.

The pen from the bank. Yeah, I was trying to figure out where, because you showed me, you sent me some shaky CCTV footage. Was that or T news, was it? I think it was like Crime Watch or Prime Hall or one of those things. So basically he's three Muslim women going to the shop and just, yeah, just robbing like a kick cap bar. Well, in fairness, she did steal the charity box at the tail.

Like, that's pretty bad. stealing a charity box? No, no, no, no, no. I think she deserves it. Okay. For what? I don't know. I'm just trying to be the liberal here.

I'm going to become annoyingly liberal in the future. Like, how so? Like, you know, like the stabbing, it was a stony batter, was it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they'd just be like, you know, I think white, he probably had it coming to him. It's incestely for a white man to walk around. With all of his entitlement and arrogance, you know? was that even like

was that like a Romanian or what was it I don't know people just guess it doesn't matter these guests straight away I mean it's kind of like yeah whatever whatever the first nationality that gets said out loud

that's who did it I always think it's kind of like it's funny where like attack happens and it's like people are like oh please be brown this would be fucking it's like it's like VAR I have to check it

you know oh and the referee is gonna call away I don't think that's gonna be allowed Chris and it's a white guy you're like oh fuck

Fuck, right. Okay. Maybe he's got autism. Let's go autism. Or non-binary, just subbed in anything. Ah, you know, maybe D4 even. Could we get that? But, yeah. What was going to talk about? I'm annoyed now. I was going to watch a film called Vera Drake for the podcast. I completely forgot because I was watching Captain Americans. Do you ever hear of Vera Drake? Yeah, it's Mike Lee film. Yeah, it's about an abortionist. Yeah, it's about a woman who's like she goes around She's kind of doing like DIY D-I-Y-A-Y abortions for people So it's kind of charming She always a little bike around

D-E-I-D-Y-Y abortions Oh, okay Explain that D-E-I Yeah, well what would that be like So Vera Drake She's just Aborting Minority Children

That's what Kanye says Yeah, yeah Well tell me about Kanye There's not much to say Like yeah Okay, you got more about Vera Drake than Kanye that's your problem pal that's where you're going wrong

that's why we're not doing well on TikTok because like I'm like people want to talk with your Drake yeah no people want to talk with a Super Bowl and Kanye no no they're not interested in that but the thing is he like so Kanye was popping off

on Twitter and in fairness the craziest shit I've ever seen like proper insane shit you know just all the worst stuff but he said it was a social experiment it's like no he said that and kept going yeah but then he got banned eventually yeah but like he said like

He was saying crazy things for a few hours Then he said social experiment Yeah Then he kept going for another like two days Yes And then he got banned event No I don't think he got banned He's quit

No I thought Elon Musk banned him No no he just quit Like he's left it Well But he's getting divorced now From the naked chick Yeah Why?

Don't know Okay Women are like that Women just divorce you for no reason Yeah If you force them to be naked On the red carpet They get the hump with you

Don't they? Well, the thing is, like, with Kanye, people say, like, oh, he's crazy and all that. But, like, I think he's actually pretty, like, bugs, like, the standard. Like, a lot of people think like that. They don't tweet it. Like, you go to any pub and Monaghan. I swear to God, like, you go to the pub across the street there. There's lads like that.

There's old fellas like that. Hitler was great. Hitler was a hero. I think there is, yeah. A lot of lads like that, yeah. Right. And there's lads who, if they had the chance, did make their wife get naked. but he's like she won't fucking do it

fucking old cow I tried to take her to the Leo Burdox in Parnell Street and get her tits out and she wouldn't do it so I beat the fuck out of her No there's lads I imagine They're kind of like the Irish version of Kanye

Where instead of Jews It's like cabin you know Jim Corr is the Irish Kanye West I've always said that You know like the Red Carp for the Plowing Championship They're like all right take it off now Deirdre Take it off like I don't want to Come on, now, let them see your big touch.

You're a big Kanye fan, though. You're a defender of his. You think he's a genius and you love his work. I think he's very good music. You love his opinion. I think he's very good musician, yeah. I kind of wish he died a good few years ago at this stage. It would have made my life much easier now.

I wouldn't have to get rid of my Kanye tattoo. It's a swastika. Hey, there we go. You're selling merch with swastikas on it. I think that got taken down as well. Oh, you should have got one, man. I'll do make my own one. edition. I'll make it

Brian and James one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're just windmills. We're windmill enthusiasts. Let me just switch it on and then we'll do say nothing. Okay. Should I say nothing while you're doing this? Oh, I want it to be seamless.

Yeah, yeah. Well, then maybe don't announce it every single time. Oh, yeah, okay. I'm turning it off now, but don't let them know. No, I'll do a little subtle thing where I tap my head or something, you know? Okay. I'll pretend to shit my self to believe that. I'll touch the bill of my cap, but you're not wearing a cap.

So, I'll touch my cock then. I watch, here's the thing, I start watching say nothing, right, the IRA program. Yeah. And then I got you to watch it and I didn't finish it. Did you know? No, I got one episode left. Oh. So, do I tell you how it ends. Yeah, we lost. Oh, okay. Yeah. We fucking lost. What do you think of say nothing? I liked it. Yeah. I was impressed by it. I thought it was going to be pretty shite because the trailer made it seem a bit too comedic, a bit like Derry Girls rip off. Yeah, it definitely wasn't that. No, no.

It's something that R.T. or BBC would not make. I'll say that now. Do you be too scared to me? What, entertaining? Come on now. Those guys try very hard. Punching down. We'll be bigger than RT soon. I mean, that's not really a barometer

for success. I guarantee you, bigger than TG cat or even, right? Yeah. Are you going to make me sign an exclusive contract? you're not to be seen in public anywhere except on this podcast. That's already kind of like a take in you. Oh, okay. Boy, you think, I think I'll go far, brother.

I make you get naked like Kanye. Yeah, so say nothing, it's based on a book. I think he's written by an American guy. Yeah. Yeah. I think he did the Sheckler book as well. Sheckler? The Stecklers.

You know the pill family? Sackler. Sackler. remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think he's like, that was, you got annoyed at me there. It's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can tell. That's just me. Okay. You're as

annoyed at me, we went over to Subway. He asked for a meatball maranara they didn't have any meatballs. And now he's angry at me like it's my fault. Well, in fairness to me, I asked for a meatball mariner on Italian herbs and cheese. No meatballs, and they were like, it gave me the wrong type of bread as well.

Yeah. So I think I'm spat on it too. Yeah, yeah. Well, I have paid for that. But I just mean, like, I don't deserve this kind of treatment, all right? I'm like Job here. But anyway, say nothing. I liked it. I thought, you know, it's kind of good to see high-produced, like, high-quality, you know, production of the troubles. And it wasn't watered down, and it wasn't, like, romanticised.

Yeah, but also, I taught me really simplified for the American audiences. Yeah. I thought it like, you know, a lot of them, like, you're a tout. As we all know, tout means snitch And like, you know, like Jerry Adams is saying like awesome And she, you know, that slaps Yeah That absolutely slaps

He gives a United Ireland tree booms It's giving colonialism Colonialism Colonialism is not a brat Sorry Come on, you could You could jump in and contribute Anytime you want, Brian

The floor is wide open No. Actually, someone did say that a while ago. I don't really contribute. Who said that? I won't say who. Okay. He's dead to me. James is so great. He does there so much. I'm like, yeah?

Well, you know, it takes two to tango. I'm like, you know, people used to defend Opie back in the day, Opie, Anthony. Yeah. Yeah, there's all this stuff that Opie does. You wouldn't know. Like, without Opie, we couldn't do this show. That's true, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, without Brian, I mean, where would I get a phone to fill a bun?

That's literally invaluable, you know. I like it. I went to film school for this, all right? I actually asked my friend Marty. Yep, that's right. For valuable voice. You're sending me voice notes as Martin Scorsese. Hello, James.

Yes, I just wanted to say Brian's amazing. Yes, you've got to listen to everything he says. And I'm going to get to meet you soon, right, Marty? Oh yes, very soon. very soon. But anyway, yeah, so say nothing was great. It was good. Well, I haven't finished it, so I don't know, maybe it goes dog shit at the end.

I didn't like it. What kind of made me kind of drift away from it, when it got more modern, and it got to the guy playing modern Jerry Adams. Terrible. Terrible. Bad performance, bad beard. I don't know why, I think that young Jerry Adams is pretty good. Yeah.

I hope this leads a whole new generation to Jerry. Yeah. And everyone realized how sexy Jerry is and we should all want to ball wash him a little bit What's that? You know, wash his balls with our tongues. Is that a thing?

Nah, it is now. You invent a new category. Oh, by the way, so I was starting to interrupt. James told me the Subway's be half price on Valentine's Day. I had heard that, but I was wrong. Just heard on the bus, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy from Subway told you that.

Yeah. And then he also told me Brazzers would be half price. I think Brazzers give out free subscriptions on Valentine's Day. What do you get for a free browser subscription? You get to see all their content for free. Can't I see most of the content? You probably can, but, you know,

the good stuff is behind the paywall. How good are we talking? Oh, real good, brother, real good. Yeah. They never run out of meatballs if you're paying on browser subscription. I don't know. I've never paid for porn in my life, so I don't know, is there a discernible, you know,

know uptick in value for money like what do you get yeah i wonder so like um you know in boogie nights where there's actual they try to make a movie it actually is a spy movie with uh porn elements yeah wonders like that where it's like i i wish we could see more that i think we're it's a matter of time really where it's like a genuine real drama with like uh actual like you know like martin sheen and everything you know you know it's like it feels like a real deneero and all that yeah yeah but then if because then the nero starts fucking martin sheen in the arse you know Like, yeah, but, like, um, like full graphic penetration. Full penetration.

But then it goes, cum shots, everything. And it's like, huh, yeah, my fucking knees. You want to see a few good men, but with penetration. Yeah, exactly. You can't handle the car. That's what I mean, like do a remake of a film, like classic film, all right? Yeah, and treat it completely straight. The Shawwank Redemption.

Yeah, basically. I'd like to say, and they fought the good fight, but the sisters gave. him out like a motherfucker he had to eat the jizz out of his own asshole well a mile of jiz well it's kind of like Shawshank works because there's already elements

in that like prison and all that Andy getting raped it works all right but I'm talking like films where it wouldn't work like the child like the godfather or something like that where he's like you know you come to him a wedding if to suck him off this is America

just a line of fat guinea is just getting ready to suck off. And there's like one practicing sucking off he's like may your first child by your first child their mouth come in time. That's good, yes good.

You don't even put your finger in my ass so you show me no respect when you suck my dick you don't there, you know. Yeah. Oh yeah. What else could know? So what we're talking about.

So wait, so just a little bit of buzz now I'm a Jerry Adams buzz and the IRA buzz, okay? But I'm such a little fucking weasily fucking, like, you know, sniveling coward to all watch, let's be honest, all right? Did you hear me trying to stop you? I was waiting. You're like, no, Brian, you have principals, God damn it. Stop going easy on yourself and take some accountability for once,

you know, spineless worm. No, I just be like, I'll watch an IRA show and be like, oh, yeah, you know, I'm going to take back all that. Oh, how many counties? Six. Or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah. I'm not good at numbers.

But I'm going to take all the county. I'll take back eight counties. Fuck it, right? All 69 counties. But then, like, I'll watch, you know, like, yes minister or the crown. And I'll be like, oh, my gracious queen. She kept the country together. For quitted country, sir.

You know, the queen's, like, looking over England and be like, oh, this country. And I'm like, yes, it is. Kill the Paddies. And of course the paddy scum want to see us all obliterated. Yeah. It is hard to watch, uh, you know, like, we watch say nothing. I think both of us, we get like, we're like, oh, fuck the English, you know. But it's funny because, like, it's, it's not like crazy anti-English, you know, it's pretty levered.

It's really more about IRA infighting. Yeah. There's no, like, um... Well, the whole thing about it really is how disillusioned they got with the cause as it went on. Like the people that were very instrumental, very, like, you know, people who are really in the nitty gritty of it, like the Price Sisters or Brendan Hughes, the people that really shed blood. Jerry Adams was always the politician. He never got his hands dirty. He was always at six degrees of separation from Jerry Adams. You know what I mean? He's always made sure to be divorced enough from it that he is plausible deniability. Yeah, is that bad, is it? Well, is that not just being, like, smart? Yeah, but... I'm pro-jointed. Jerry here. You're not going to trick me.

I personally, I don't think you could operate at the level he was for so long with such impunity without being somewhat complicit and informant to the British Empire. I think he worked with MI5. Why do you think he was giving them or what he think he was doing? Just giving them, letting

them know certain plans of when things were going to happen. Also giving them up like valuable members like of the people that were working. behind the scenes, you know, like Brendan Hughes or other like high up I'm not convinced. I need

to look more into it. I think MI5 and MI6. But then there are also, you know, there's credible things that, you know, the, so the British like MI5, the British army also very much work with the unionist power

militaries, like the UVF and the UVA, right? Well known, yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. I think... I'm not going to be like, don't say that, James. But there is you know, it's like all kind of, you know, uh, you know, co-intel shit, like, you know, it's all double age and triple age and

everyone's switching sides. It's fun and games. Zigg and Zeg. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Look, they're all patched. I, I disagree now. You know what's interesting? Based on what? You know, like Aideon McQueen, not her name, what's her name? The one that went missing. They took her.

Gene McCormwell? Gene McComble, that's it. Yeah. So, Gene Mcomble. The files on her. won't be released from like 90 years. Okay. Like, she might be been informing the British government.

Yeah, I mean, there's a good chance that she was. They say, the IRAs say that they found radio equipment in her apartment. It was a walkie-talkie. You fucking pout, con. It was just like two cans with a string in between it. You fucking rat-nosh out to the bridge.

You dirty-taut, bitch. What do you think of the bit of insane nothing where you know the little young fella he like he like gives up him all just he was supposed to hold a gun yes I love that kid

yeah yeah yeah I like the other lad as well the man from normal people he was good you know it's the two of them it's like the one whose wife comes to Jerry

oh yeah yeah those two fucking ragamuffins I love those and you know when they're driving them oh actually before that the fat guy what about the fat guy oh the ball lad

he was so funny yeah I loved him so what he he's the little fat bitch yeah So that's something, no, English, Irish, we all agree. It was funny when he got shot.

Fat, bald, cod can't get pussy. Remind you of anyone, cat? No, I'm not bald yet. And the rest of it, well, I couldn't possibly... I'm not a tout, I couldn't say. Yeah, no, it's, it's like, it is, it doesn't shy away from the fact that, you know, you got in they all got very much indoctrinated at a very young age

and by the time they had started to realize wait this movement is actually it's doomed to fail and it's kind of full of shit I wouldn't I wouldn't say it's at all you need to watch kneecap I'll tell you that kneecap

yeah are you serious what's wrong well look yeah all right I mean like they kind of did pretty well they got a lot of uh Did they go a lot of headway

You know They just set off bombs Of their own city A little bit in London as well You know The one of the old Bailey Was funny Because like they only killed one guy

That was some owl fella The heart attack It was like January 6th Where it's like You know It's pretty reaching Look I understand Like I'm not for

You know Imperialism or colonialism But I just You say that on Mike We watch Gandhi downstairs And James is cheering At all the wrong place Get him

To get that troublemaker that skinny Pino look at him he's got Pino glasses come on now but no I just think look all of the people

that were very like there's a reason why it ultimately failed is because you know the bottom came out because you really can't maintain that level of guerrilla warfare

when you're just you know going against this huge giant you know aristocracy oh yeah like they've got fucking nukes Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, they've got, like, it's more, like, if England really wanted to, they could have taken over, it's like, it's also a PR thing as well, how many civilians you have to murder. They're not Israel, you know, thank fuck, by the way, they weren't. If England was like Israel, like, this is all be fucking, like, Ireland, you know, this will all be, you know,

Dublin, fucking Carlo would all be England, you know, and it'd be, like, Trump hotels on it. I don't think I'm explaining myself very well, so I'll just, I'll end it with this point. Okay. Any kind of, you know, in, like. An eye for,

well any kind of revolutionary movement or anti-authoritarian movement eventually succumbs to human nature and human nature is people that have power in whatever capacity they always you know become kind of absorbed by that power corrupted by it they make bad decisions they turn to their own people and then they sort of it rots from the inside out and the smart ones like jerry adams that realized that pretty early on were able to distance themselves enough for from it jump ship he went legitimate and became a politician and completely denounces or denies that he was ever involved with the IRA which you know even the dog in the street knows that he was I'm still on the fence though okay I think though you know they have to do those

little like well I'm not sure how the legal system works so you know the way like they can make victims would agree you know the only like say nothing they can have like a whole show where Jerry Adams is in the IRA yes allegedly all right right, Jerry Adams in the IRA and he's like plotting all this shit and he's like the guy the big fella, he's the guy like Yeah, yeah, but then if you just have a thing at the end being like Jerry Adams

denies being in the IRA Yeah, you're covered legally. Is that how it works? I think, I think to be honest, it's even less than that. I think if you go based on a true story that already gives you enough leeway to be like, hey, it's based on, inspired by, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So if I did the TV drama where like, Jerry Adams is like black guy. Yes. How you were thinking the exact same thing. I wasn't thinking that. Yo, what's up, dog? It's your main, me and Jerry Adams. Up this motherfucker. Mothogger. Get them all fucking

brits at my creep, dog. Well, he did call himself the N-word one time. Remember that? Really? Yeah, remember that? He watched Django Unchained. What? Yeah, you don't remember that. No? Oh, it's so funny. So, and you know, it's great. So, this is like, whenever Django Unchained

came out. So that was like... Jerry Unchained. There we go. Well, Django Unchained is like 2012 or something. 12 or so, I think, yeah. So he tweeted, just watched Django Unchained, I'm a Bally Murphy, peep. Wow. Yeah, he tweeted that. That's awesome. Well, a lot of people didn't agree with that. A lot of people didn't agree with that, right? Now, did he spell it with an A in the end? He spelled it correctly. Oh, right. He's the dictionary definitions. Phonetically, yes, yes. All the letters are present. I'm accounted for. I-R-A-N-I But like some N-I-R-A-G-G-E-O

I'm dyslexic I don't know if that's right. LGBT, if you ask me. But it's funny is you go on Jerry Adams Wikipedia page, all right? It's like, you know, IRA membership denies that Sinn Fynn, politician, you know,

and da-da-da-da. And personal life, like, is married and once said the N-word after watching Django Unchange Like that's on his Wikipedia It's so funny But I remember when that happened All right

Then it became like Like this game almost like Catch the politics Say an N word Because it turns out Mihal Martin said the N word before Really? Yeah all these politicians

said the N words It was almost like Well how could they prove it Like did they have records on it? Yeah Yeah yeah Wow Mihal Martin was a speech

Really? Yeah In front of journalists and stuff Yeah Jesus He's like I win him over with a little joke. I think the joke

was like something like geez your hunger and a bunch of something like that wow hell yeah he's did the full

Chris Rock bit there's two types of people there's there's Bally Murphy's and then there's but yeah now say nothing

is an energy in program they did do Jerry bad though with the casting like first the beard is very clearly

a fake badly glued together shitty looking scraggly beer. The Jerry Adams beer looks terrible so it looks like I just took my pubs

and it stuck around my face. Also his face his lips looked like he's having an allergic reaction to shellfish doesn't he? Allergic reaction to Protestants. Yeah.

It's like Gary Shandling playing Jerry Adams which I'd love to see yeah. Hey now. Your host Jerry Adams That sign says

Apple. Shaw. I'm not even going to explain that. Hey, do your own homework for once. Do a bit of fucking Googling. Lazy Cunt. The Larry Sanders show. It's a very good one if you haven't seen it.

So what were you doing? Say nothing. So you didn't, how did it end? Well, it shows like, again, Marion, not Marion Price said, Dolores Price and Brendan Hughes they sit down with the guy

and they create the Boston tapes Yeah The Boston tapes How did that actually come about though So it was like

Boston Like MIT Yeah MIT is Basically like We want to record History With impunity In a way

So we'll put these in the tapes We put them in a lockbox Then until everyone dies And only release them After people die Yeah It was meant to be I think

I think they got released A little bit too early Yeah But yeah Basically like The plan was We don't want History

We don't want to lose This oral history because of, like, you know, litigate. So get the real story from the people who are actually there. Yeah, it's also a thing. I think it's a fairly common thing in different parts of the world, especially with, like, very kind of funky, that's not really great word for it.

Very kind of crazy politics. Weakadoom. Yeah, it's like South Africa and stuff like that. We're like, at the time, there's like litigation issues and, like, worries that, like, you say something it could actually incite violence. Or it could implicate certain people. Yeah, yeah, it's just too messy, all right?

So you record this and then, like, it's like, we'll release it when you die. It's like a legal thing. It's like, it's like a way for historians to get stuff. Like a time capsule kind of situation. Basically, yeah, like a blue peat or time capsule. Ah, yes. But it's a bomb. But like, um...

Green Peter, I suppose. Green, Ireland, round. Yeah, I don't know. Sorry, man. I'll tell you what we should do. We should get a pint after this. I don't want a pint. Yes, you do.

Oh, I don't. Yeah, he earned it. I gave you a cookie the pint. I don't. want it. What a great valentimes. No, no. You're going to go on hunger strike. Why do you think about, I'll tell you, I really like the episode where the two

girls were in prison. Yeah? I get that mixed up though with the one where in the penguin, where she goes into the Gotham, Arkham Asylum. I'm like, yeah, when Dolores Price, they were giving lectros in their brain, you know? Jerry Adams was the penguin

and eh, whew, whey, way, way. I'm a dolly something. I don't like is you're a Bradistons, you know what I'm talking about? I don't like on these Bradistin, who is? Yeah. Well, what else? So I liked a lot of it now.

I thought it's very well done. I would love to see more content set during this time that isn't like modeling. Yes. I want to see it with a little bit of an edge. I think for a long time when they're making stuff, they have to be very, very sensitive about this and very like both sides. And I don't think saying nothing was that extreme, but if you read a lot of stuff from the Guardian, a lot more,

conservative British press, like daily mail, they're treating like this is like a recruitment video. Really? Yeah, like this is basically a dangerous show. Wow. Like young fellows, you know, you're young and susceptible, you know, you'll watch that and you put the balaclav on your head. And it won't fit.

Yeah. And you shoot up to Tesco because you're confused. Well, I think like the IRA still exists, but they are very much just another organized crime unit. They sell drugs and, you know, they sell guns. and this smuggle cigarettes. I think there's still very distinct groups. Some IRA groups would be very anti-drugs

and did actually shoot drug dealers and stuff. Well, yeah, that's how they were back in the day, but they're not as, you know, like for example, Jerry the monk, Jerry Hutch, he is very anti-drugs. And like in, like, Summerhill and stuff, like in the 80s and 90s, there were like anti-drugs groups and marches set up.

He would actually attend there, unironically it's like I agree I think drugs are drug pushers or scum and blah blah but like then his the next generation after him in his own gang and his own family they didn't believe that they're like fucked out

we're selling drugs there's money to be made you have to move along with times it's hard to be moral I'm saying like the modern IRA aren't going to be anti-drugs maybe maybe I'm a bit too like susceptible maybe no they're great people they're just don't you give them

time, James. They're planning something big. The revolution will not be televised. Look, I'm not pro the Brits and I do, like, I grew up in Monaghan, very pro-IRA area. That was always the sentiment, and I do agree with it. The Brits never should have been here

and fucked them, they always coming to them. I just think that inevitably, you know, things like that, you know, when you're carrying out guerrilla warfare, it really, people will turn on each other to save their own skin. It worked in Vietnam, though. What did? Guerrilla warfare, that kind of style.

He's got the Americans out. Yeah. It's really your only kind of hope. You're not going to do it conventionally. It's messy. It's pretty shy. Yeah. Look.

But then that whole thing was like, you think everyone's a tout. So without no evidence, you'll just grab a woman, take her into the middle of nowhere and shoot her just because somebody said, oh, she's got a smelly fanny, so she probably talks to the Brits.

I don't think that was... That's exactly what happened. She got a smelly fanny. The fucking fanny, rikes. And I don't like it. Well, I'm sure her family would be interested in that. I think, not to get too cynical now, but I think they use Aideon McQueen.

No, what's their name again? Stop saying Aideon McQueen. What's her name? Dolores, uh, Gene McConvo. They used Gene McConvo a little bit, like, obviously it's sad what happened. You know, she had 10 kids and all that.

But I think they use her a little bit like a political prop, a bit where they constantly bring her up, you know. And it's just like people like, you know, Mihal Martin and that bring. bringing it up and it's like you fucking like one meho like civil Fianna Fala and Fianna Gale are both like civil war parties

they're both come from violence as well you know it's just like there is kind of further away so you have more distance from it you know I wonder how long because people always use Sinn Féin you know they're not a real political party you know you got blood in your hands you're probably you're probably like Dexter aren't you

Jerry you go around stabbing people oh yes my dark passenger must fish once again on the blood of Protestant children He's like Nospharatu You know But I just wonder like

How many generations Until you can people kind of like Can't use that I think to be honest Like Sinn Féin Nowadays are becoming much more In the eyes of the public A Legitimate Party

Yeah I'm not even joking I think honestly A big part that was Simpsons memes Okay I do think that I think like Made it on me brother But I know

Just like even like a few years ago, like a generation past seeing like Up de Ra and stuff is a little bit more like, oh, you know, people died during that. But now it's like, no, I saw a meme where Bart Simpson said up the ra, like it's fun now, like it's goofy, you know, the troubles are a bit, it's like

the troubles, I love the troubles, dairy girls. Yes. Well, and on Neacap, like that's a big criticism against kneecap is that they're really taking this very dark chapter of Irish history and commodifying it and never having come from the actual struggles of it and the

benefiting from it. You sound like Pat Kenny. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that's what

people are saying about them. Well, actually speaking of Pat Kenny, I saw a kneecap. It's funny

because they're on like respectable shows. I say respectable like Pat Kenny. Well, it's like Kendrick,

you know, they're just like, they want to claim the struggle. Kendrick never fought in the rap. Kendrick, he's a tout.

He's a tout. He's ratting on Drake. You know, it's the kind of, you know, edgy, subversive,

anti-authoritarianism that is very much well tolerated by the mainstream establishment I'll tell you what we watch Gandy downstairs

subversive nonsense Brian yeah when you get a job your fucking lazy bun take the bowclav off

smoking your hash pipes and your your bong sticks or whatever actually you know what you've helped me convince me up kneecap

all right up dera up Jerry all right I'm not saying that's what people are saying go Drake

I love Drake as well as well, all right, yeah. By the way, people say poor... Say, neat, cap, I hear you like I'm young. Better not go to H. Black 1. Oh, you want me over now, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was great, yeah.

Yeah, you had me a day I was concerned. I was like, yeah. What are you going to say? I was just saying, like, people saying, like, I feel bad for Drake now. It's kind of, I would think it's kind of cool if Kendrick Lamarra call me a pedophile. Yeah.

Drake probably didn't think it's cool, though. Oh, but he's just being a pussy, you know? I think, because I get called a paedophile all the time by, like, you know, kids on the bus and shit like that. Like, yeah, and I'm sick at that, but if, like, Kendrick called me a paedophile, that'd be so cool. You're sitting on the bus, sitting to a minor. They're not like, he's on the bus, he's on the bus, he's on the bus, he's on the bus. He's a fan, he a fan, he a fan, 69 God, he's 69 God. I'm like, I respect these kids.

I don't like what they're saying, but I respect it. Yeah, yeah. I know, I think, I mean, Drake, he's trying to kind of walk it off like he doesn't care, but he definitely does. Ah, yeah. Like, also, it's a little bit like, I don't think Drake really deserves it, like, that much. I think it's funny, you know, I don't really like Drake in all, honestly, okay? But, like, so what happened is it was him and Jay Cole. Yeah.

I remember, like, fuck the, you know, the big tree. it's just big me no no they said it's the big tree so I was like hey we're all together big tree and then Kendrick was like

no it's fuck the big tree it's just me right so I'd be like if I was like oh yeah we're having a good time in the podcast me and James

are best and you're like no fuck you Brian I'm the best you're a pido a little bit unwarrants and then next week on the Super Bowl

I'm like Buster yeah I'm there with Serino Williams doing the Crip Walk, you know. No, my queen. Well, he didn't call him a Pito straight away.

Drake kind of clapped at him and then he poked the hornet's nest, Brian. Oh, yeah. And he got stung so bad. Anything else about the IRA then? I am pro, you know. I haven't seen a kneecap movie, by the way. Oh, neither have I.

Yeah, we should watch it. Let's do it. It's on Amazon Prime. We should watch it. Do you have to pay for it? No. I would pay for it Let's watch that

And then we have to record an emergency episode I'm so sorry Look that's not what I'm saying about Neacap I actually like their music And I like their messaging And I think they're funny And I get why they're successful But the stuff that I said

Has been the arguments laid against them I would say that there is They definitely are like making the troubles You know, it's their selling point And it's maybe something they didn't have to struggle through You know? Well, yeah, but like, what are they going to do? Go back in time, like Phil Mitchell.

Like, you have to, you know, they can't go back in time. They're interested in history. They want to write about the time. Okay. They want to write about that time period. Yeah. It's something like, I think we've all to be a little bit ashamed of our past. And people say, like, oh, you're turning to a mockery.

Or like, yeah, let's do a bit of that. Yeah, let's have a bit of crack with it. It's still pretty fresh, though. No, it's not actually. No, I checked around, you know. There is right. No, a fresh investigation opened into the 1998 OMA bombing. Everyone involved in that is chill about it.

They're like, yo, dude, why even bought her investigate? Yo, don't trip, Ome, it's just a ride, man. Oma bomb, Oma bomb. Yo, this chronic is the Oma bomb, motherfucker. Yeah, get this shit and blow you, my mum. fucking head off girl they have like the papers of like you know the findings like

dude we ran out of rolling papers Buffalo Soldier oh fucking hell Harold and Kumar escape from Northern Ireland yeah not to like actually I'll be honestly James I don't know that much about the

all my bombings I have downloaded the podcast about it that I'm going to listen listen to at some stage. I'm going to get around. I've got this is a Doctor Who podcast first, but I'll get around to it. It was funny that say nothing actually don't in any way address the old moment. That's what I mean. I'd like to see a season two in a way. Yeah. I'd like to see a true detective style thing where every season is different

part of Northern Ireland. Yeah, yeah. Maybe next season could be from the eyes of the UDA. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Fucking Johnny Mad Dog Adair. Exactly, yeah. I'll tell you what, actually, it's pretty hot at the moment because, you know, the second captains guys no second captain is the most popular podcast in Ireland okay so the fact that you don't know about them

kind of shows you're not really on your game today guess not but do they know about us oh they do yeah oh yeah I talk to them once we really yeah yeah oh in Kilkenny you followed them home and they're like please leave us alone

I was like no what about the third captains guys fuck the big Fuck the big three It's just BOT So second captain is they're a sports podcast They used to be on news talk And they left because they're making too much money

They got too big Yeah So now they have a sports podcast But they do like miniseries Did like Who was George Gibney last year Remember that? Oh yes Yeah that was them

That was on the BBC wasn't it? Yeah it's co-production Well their new one is Steakknife Oh It's a 10 part steak knife podcast And it's like loads of new information and stuff. People say it's awesome. They say it's like freaking cool.

So they stole our intellectual property. We did a podcast about Steak Knife. I think a lot of people on a podcast No, no. But did they focus on the animal porn bit? I guarantee they didn't. Probably not. They're focused about the history. I downloaded so much animal porn before I even heard of Steak Knife. Well, it's funny. He started playing it's like, that looks like my farm.

Dead! No! Meh! Meh! My favorite sheep Is a slut And my dad's cocking me He's fucking my sheep Now I know why her wall Was all crunchy

Oh Yeah It's jizz Brian it's dry jizz In the wall of your sheep I'm gonna tell you what I'm going to listen to two podcasts By next week

At the same time Yeah Yeah Just fucking go wild Because I care about you guys I'm going to listen To the steak knife podcast All 10 episodes

Yep hour long each Good I actually No sleep for you then Oh fuck I forgot Oh my God We're almost out of time

I listened to a full on podcast About Sinn Féin It's an eight part Daily Mail podcast About Shin Fain Oh It was not very complimentary I can't imagine it was

What Sinn Fain Good political party Hmm And it's like you know The Secret Dark Truth of Sinn Fain And there's actually one bit

I was like This is pretty offensive Whereas like You know Bobby Sands of course Very very sad but I've heard I reckon, all right,

that Margaret Tatcher actually would have let him into his demands but Jerry Adams refused So it's actually Jerry Adams' fault that Bobby Sand starved a death That's quite a liable as an accusation Yeah, yeah

So basically he was saying that like Margaret Tatcher actually was You know, publicly she was like We do not deal with terrorists Yeah She was actually doing some backroom deals And like that And Jerry Adams is very mean to her

It's like you're a fucking slut You're a fucking throat. Everybody says that they hit the back walls with you and that you are a size queen, something that I categorically cannot be seen to, you know, compliment or approve of. So please. And she would show up to H Block with Big Macs for Bobby.

Here you go, Robbers. Have another sandwich. Jerry's like, no, he's full. That's a more. That's full. Friday. He canny be eating beef on a Friday. But I have with me a fillet

a fish. I don't give a fuck. Stuck it back up your cunt where it belongs. You fucking tramp. There we go. Another thing was funny, he was like at the end of it. So it's basically it's like a very rundown of basically all

negative elements of Sinn Féin. So like you know, Gene McConville and like Maria Cattle who got raped by an IRA member I'm not too familiar with that story now it's not enough time but I'll tell you about it in the pub afterwards

Not enough time and not enough credible corset No no no She had a book out recently that I'm going to get from Library Okay And make sure that the women in the library See look oh I'm a good man

Yeah I get yeah I get a what do I get now I get like a Jeremy Clarkson book and then the Maria Cattle book you know oh you know what I'm thinking

do you I'm a dark horse but then other stuff as well you know it kind of like the usual stuff that they get

like you know that one politician could cop child porn there recently you know and Jerry Adams brother

and all that you know but basically all that shit and at the end they're like yeah they're just

not a normal political party and we talk to Simon Harris are the normal now well there you have it there

all right yeah And he's like, also, they're very secretive. Like, I remember talking to them recently, and they wouldn't answer my question. Then he cut to him talking to Mary Lou, be like, answer my question. It's funny because he's like, answer my question. Why won't you answer my question? You hear someone be like, oh, he's only from Daily Mail, and people start laughing.

Oh, wow. He's like, what a sinister thing to laugh at me. Not a normal party. The fact that it would mock me, a journalist, just because I work for a daily mail and I have a small penis. It is quite sinister Well, yeah Oh, also There's another podcast

We'll listen to as well, all right? I'm unemployed It's about paedophiles Really? Yeah, it's called The Daily Mail Escort Hey-oh, huh? No, no

Okay, I thought it was all right But no, apparently not Not good enough for this fucking Benefits, cheat, scum, freeloading parasite Yeah, it's all I came to this country I'm just taking all the dole from you guys

your pedo podcast oh yeah sorry yeah yeah it's a six part pedo podcast it's about this group that are pro pedophilia like Nambla Nambla yeah but it's like British Nambla oh yeah

Alabamba so it's like it's a podcast about British Nambla basically yeah's interesting so I'll listen to all that by tomorrow yeah tell you what and you'll have the perfect way

to spend Valentine's What we'll do is, okay, we'll go to the pub. I'll put all my earphones and ignore you listening to my paedophile podcast. Do you want to go to the pub? I really don't. Okay, we won't then, yeah. Let's go to the club. Okay. Me and you, Valentine's Day. Go wild and crazy guys.

I'll go if you want to go, but I won't be in a good mood and I'll make sure everyone knows it. How about we get naggings instead? Okay. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Nah. I don't want to encourage your drunken, unemployed behavior, Brian. Well, you can't stop me. I can, and I will. I'll ring up

your father. He's drinking again Jimmy. You have to help me. He needs an intervention. He's more beast than man. Yeah, yeah. Well look, right now we're there. It's a bit of wild episode now. I think there's a bit of friction. Was there? Yeah, I think it was, yeah. Oh, sorry.

No, that's good. Okay. People tune in for that. All right. I think we need more of the... Actually, no. It's only good when it's me against you. Yeah, yeah. And you take it, lie down and take it like a dog. yeah so we can uh watch kneecap yeah i think yeah i'm feeling cool now okay good

well look you know you go to the pub i'll stay here and do the dishes for you make your bed i come home all drunk like come on get that get those trousers off get your bloody knickers off love come on it's valentang jay oh yeah oh he's so romantic yeah i come back with like flowers i just robbed from a grave I love you I didn't forget about you Still got a picture of the child In the bouquet

Rest in peace My angel Hath you guys You're my little angel Happy Happy heavenly birthday Oh wow Well thank you Brian

It's very nice I'm not fucking wearing a condom And if you get up that duff I've got to kick the fuck out of you because I'm not giving those Planned Parenthood Cuds Another red cent of my dole money The fucking leeches Just tell me if you're up the duff

I know we live in a bungalow But I'll take you over to the neighbour's house They have stairs I'll push you down them as many times as it takes Happy Valentine's Day There you go Alright that's the end of episode Let's get Nagans

Goodbye Bye