Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 248 : Quartermass

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

We go back to the 50's and meet the parents.

All right. We're going now. Yeah, with who? By myself, like a mentalist. All right, we're back, guys, for a free episode. We haven't been up to that much, really. I've been, I've actually not much, really. No. Oh, James moved in, yeah, by the way, yeah. Hello.

James lives at me now. That's right. And you're going to be watching a lot of show you. I mean, I already was. You know, I was watching Yellowstone and Monaghan. Yellowstone? Yeah. Man, that's a fucking cry for help.

You should be watching Quartermass. Now, are you familiar with quarter mass? No, but does it involve Kevin Costner on a horse? No, no, no. Telling Gen Z's, hey, get off your phone and touch my pecker. You goddamn yellow-bellied, injured fuck face or whatever. I haven't seen it, but I bet it's loads like, I can't get on a horse. My pronouns hurt.

It really is, man. Like that, what's his name, Taylor Sheridan? Yeah, yeah. Like, all of his shows are all like, like someone said it's basically sons of anarchy on horses, and that's exactly what it is, you know? No, Taylor Sheridan, he appears in the last season of Yellowstone. Really?

As a character. Wow. And he's basically the biggest badass of them all. Right. So Kevin Costor shoots himself, swear spoilers alert, all right? Oh, what? Yeah. I actually didn't know that.

Oh, yeah, he kills himself. What? Yeah. And then, and then you're like, yeah, he's gone, but don't worry, I'm the real man around here. In between season four and five, is it? I believe so, he left and just off screen. And they were like, you know, your daddy

shot himself. Like a coward. Yeah, they're like, yeah. Well, let's move on. That's really against his whole character though, but I guess, you know. Or maybe he was actually a fake suicide. Oh, he was... But I won't tell you the truth. By Bill Clinton.

Well, I won't tell you what, but I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, yeah. It's a bad show, but it's like I watched a lot of it I watched all of it I'm probably gonna, I didn't finish it but I probably will. The other way there's like five spin-offs. It's not enough spinoffs.

I'm not doing all the spinoffs. Dear CBS or whoever it is you're writing to RTE, please make more Yellowstone and it will look Quartermass right, time to talk about real television. Quartermass is a cultural

institution. Quartermass changed everything. There will be nothing without Quartermass. Right. No science fiction at all. Oh no. No Doctor Who. Yeah. Can you believe that? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Yeah. I even want to live in that world. Yeah, yeah. So Quartermass came out in the 1950s. So it is old.

Right. It's a BBC show, I believe. And it came out in a time where there's one channel. Yeah. Everyone watched Weber, okay? And something fell true in his schedules. Needs something to fill it up real quick, all right? Like, oh, this guy called Nigel Weber, okay? can you write us something he was like I got an idea for a science fiction show kind of low budget but it's gonna be cool and they're like yeah let's fucking try it all right

so it's a live it was live by the way what? Yeah it was live stupid what you mean? That's how did he be back then oh did they? Yeah yeah you're fucking you're there like stupid dumb why is it in black and white why isn't it put it on the streaming service in the 50s didn't they have Tivo back then

you know you watch it on the Tivo and quibby yeah yeah uh so it's a show okay pretty interesting premise uh basically there it's a time of the space race so it's ripped from the headlines okay uh they send three astronauts up in the space one comes down okay good or two vanished oh the one astronaut remaining he's mute and he's something there's something strange about him you know like he speaks german even though he couldn't speak German before he went up in space. Right. The other astronaut could

who's gone. Oh. And his fingerprints, not his fingerprints. They're the fingerprints of the other astronaut that's gone. Oh. He's some kind of weird merging. I see. Of the tree. And they're trying to investigate this and they get Professor Quartermass

involved. Professor Quartermas? Yeah. That's actually his name? Yeah. What's wrong with that? Nothing? Okay. It sounds a bit Jewish. It was originally Quartermassin's theme. Hello, yes. Out those terrible Germans up there in space on the Nazi moon base.

So Professor Quartermass, Professor Berner Quartermass, investigates. And over the course of six episodes, we find out that this person, this astronaut is not a human. It's like an alien reconstruction thing. Right. And then the alien escapes

and goes around London, terrorising, know, oh, what's that? Oh, Jay, you know, terrorising basically the character from EastEnders, you know? Right, yeah. Apples and pears? Apples, go, blimey, you look weird.

Ah, you know. Starts fondling Peggy Mitchell's tits, you know? Keep going. Yeah, yeah. Oh, stay away from my... Oh, stay away from Bob, Bob. Yeah, but now, Ratsklan,

feel me, child. I'm just an alien auntie. The messaging was very subtle, wasn't it? Boa, go on, feel me, child, yeah, me and Me and Peggy Mitchell are going to be knocking their boots, fam, you get me. He's from planet Jamaica. He's from planet Bonghead. Yeah.

In the Spliff galaxy. Again, very subtle. So anyway, and the alien, it's all like point of view from the alien, so you can't see what it looks like, all right? And then they track down the alien and Professor Quartamas says, like, you know, oh, I know the human still in there. You know, you got to fight. this. And the alien's like, I got to take over the world. No, don't do it. There's a human in there somewhere. Don't do it. Okay, you're right.

I'm going to kill myself. And that's how it ends. And Professor Quartanast was like, my God. But what could come next? And that's the end of the mini-series. Did it ever come back? Yes, did, yeah. Quartermass was pretty big hit.

Okay. Pretty big hit. And it really like terrified a lot of people. Scary, you know. Yeah. Doctor, my son's watching Quarter Pass. Well, he's either a communist or a homosexual. Either way, he should be aborted at once. Yes, even if he's 15, you can still abort them. The Thames will always be there, my dear.

Just throw a comic book into the Thames and your Mongo baby will jump in after it. That'll get you, wouldn't it? Of the Beano. I throw a copy of the Dandy into the... Was it the Dandy? Desper Dand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wasn't it the beino and the dandy?

Yeah. The dandy sounds a bit, oh, you bet you love the dandy, don't you? I was a bino man all the way. Fliking the bino, were you? Yeah, exactly, yeah. You're trying to make fun of that, yeah. But you're touching vaginas, weren't you, Brian? You fucking dude.

Yeah. Kill yourself. Classic homo shit right there, blood. Oh, yeah. I act like he doesn't hurt me, you know? Pause. Yo, pause on that, dog. My man be reading the dandy like a motherfucker.

I have paws on that shit, blood. Back into my dad's day it was like the Weezer and the Bundy and there's loads of them yeah I didn't that's like 60 shit

you know yeah and it's funny the only the only way I ever found out about the Bino and the Dandy was my cousin

who had like come over from England so basically this Protestant or Jehovah's Witness or whatever the fuck they were I don't even know Muslim Jewish area they come over

with their fucking you know indoctrination garbage polluting my Roman Catholic mind I'm like, oh, Dennis the Menace, oh yeah, what are you up to now? Nasha, Dennis and Nasha.

Yeah, it was very... Go down the shops and look at the girls' tits. It was very, like, pro-English as well. It all was like bully Jerry Adams. Oh, don't do that, Nashir. NARF, scherf, they all of a sudden, really. Oh, what a pong, he's got a real pung gabbing off him. I hear all that fucking middle-class British shite lexicon.

Khan of fucking retards. I hate them. Up the rat. Chuckie Arlaw. Sorry. Quartermas for you say? It's a quartermaster mass, right? Big success.

And it was so big, they adapted a six-part miniseries into a movie. Right. Completely different cast, by the way, but it was the same, you know, a 90-minute movie does great in England. Not really in America, but does great in England. Do you know what happens then?

Quartermass 2. A new miniseries. Where, again, very science fiction, scary. quarter mass and his team are investigating the ruins and they find alien bones that are like five million years old well that's if you read your Bible Brian

well you know what turns out well it's pretty I'll tell you what for 50s okay pretty kind of wild shit they're saying that basically aliens crashed on the earth and we evolved from aliens yes and they also connect because a lot of race riots going on at the time in England, okay?

And they're saying that actually the alien DNA is still in us and that causes violence and racism. Oh. Yeah. Bit hippie-dippy, but you know. Getting a bit into the whole phrenology things, you know.

I'm just saying, yeah. Because of their alien DNA, they're proud to violence. Sounds like an Anthony Necumie about that. Basically, yeah, yeah. Those aliens with their Jordans. So that was a big success as well. Right.

weirdly though it's kind of like the forgotten one you never really hear people talking about it no I mean quarter mass too because quarter mass tree was the biggest by far at one stage quarter mass tree was getting weekly like 18 million viewers

it was a huge like basically anyone with telly was watching it yeah and it had a huge impact quarter mass tree is them it's called quartermas in the pit and it's them investigating this kind of it's almost like almost like a haunted house thing for a while there's aliens actually in there

with like aliens using like psychic energy or something alright but it was like a massive success right like the biggest all the quarter masses and a huge influence on like a doctor who and that John Carpenter was a massive fan I can say that John Carpenter was actually such a big fan he got that Nigel guy to write Halloween tree oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I think now I can't remember now I'll just stop talking now I can't remember but he also did some like normal things as well some big stuff that like you probably know about.

Who, Nigel? Yeah, Nigel, yeah. Like, he wasn't just science fiction guy. Right, right, right. And then, um, after Quartermast three, oh, I didn't mention Quartermast two and Quartermast three also had movie adaptations as well. Right. So you can watch the three quarter mass movies or three quarter mass TV shows.

I mean, I don't know, like, yeah, so much to choose from. Exactly. And you're probably going to do none of it, are you? No. No, I got to watch Kill Tony again. Yeah. They're making fun of who? Yeah.

Joe Biden No, you can't do that Whoa Look, Kyle Dunnigan's Pretended to be RFK I gotta see this You, man That was shite

So bad They were kind of bombing Also they get like Joe Rogan on Kill Tony Yeah Tom Segera and all that And they're silent

They don't contribute at all There's multiple bits of it Where Tony Hinchcliff's like And how long have been in comedy Good Where you from? Good And he's like

Guys he can talk whenever. You can interrupt, you can make a joke if you want, guys. And Joe Rogan's just like bugging out, you know? Yeah, man, he looked like he was fucking coming up on yokes, like real, like, ugh. And he clearly was kind of uncomfortable, because they're all making fun of his friend Elon, you know, and he's like,

yeah, and RFC. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, you know, oh, God, I'll just take more mushrooms. Yeah, it was painful. Even like, Shane Gillis as Trump, which is usually like, a guaranteed, like, round pleaser, yeah. Even that was kind of bombing. Can everyone

there was a real tension in the air as if they were all like oh we're on Netflix we can't fuck this stuff we're all dead I don't understand because it's not like they're in Netflix studios and it was all different and it's their crowd

who should love them who like loved them to religious degree I'm in the same room as David Lucas oh my God actually he wasn't there that's an interesting David Lucas like pay me more

yeah yeah I know because all the other regulars were on it you know what's I'm wondering because they've signed a deal for I think three specials maybe more and they've already first special done all their big characters

they got Rogan there they got that like where they go from there I thought because it was Netflix to have more like hey who's that oh Matt Damon I don't have some big names you're like David Letterman

what are you doing here no I'm Chomsky Yeah. You know, I talked Big Knit Russell Brand David Lucas comes out Look at his

Nog Chomsky motherfucker old motherfucker old balls hanging down hanging down around your ankles right motherfucker

old little motherfucker American imperialism There are a few things I could say about you, sir Well, I can't take advantage of you American imperialism

is invading no let me work this out it's invading foreign countries like the diabetes invading your ass something like that burn there you go

killed it now just so you know Brian when you actually do that you can't say don't quiet I'm trying to think of it you're not stop laughing you're distracting me

idiots and then Shane tries to do something like you're not actually Donald Trump you're impersonating him. It's not funny. That's about to treason. You should be hanged, sir.

I'm calling the National Guard. Yeah, no, it was bad. It's not good. But anyway, back to Quartermass. Sorry, yeah. I'm distracted. Let me just keep talking for a second. Okay, back to quarter mass. Never seen it. Never want to watch it.

Back to kill Tony, dude. Wait, you're not? No, no, no. Okay. I see. I took a real quick shit there. I didn't even leave the room It went over the corner Yeah Like a little rabbit

You wouldn't even know Somebody took a shit there Tell you if I did it pal We'd have to fumigate the gaff I'm taking big man shits You're taking your little Ooh my little poops Shits correspond to your cock size

Correct Correct So I got a big Vainy shit So obviously I have a lot of blood In my cock That's the That's very disgusting

isn't it? You took it too far. Sorry. Ruined it. Ruined the day the lovely weather and everything. Everyone in the bar outside just stopped drinking.

The day's spoiled. We're going to go home, sit in the dark. Yeah. Oh, sorry. So, quarter mass after three took a long break where Nigel went off to other things.

Right. And then in the 70s, they brought quarter mass back. And it was like a, oh, I didn't mention as well. The fourth quarter mass? Quarter mass. So it would be home.

mass. No, come on. Ah? Come on. Oh, yeah. Bloody hole, no. And shit comes out the hole, doesn't it? Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Yeah, six million. Yeah, yeah. I said a hole, like, four quarters. Digging yourself out with this hole. I think you're funny, do you? This guy, Nigel, worked his balls off trying to make quarter mass forward. You have to go to ITV. Oh, fuck, really?

see we're like budget cuts yeah yeah they had to go and play at Trevor McDonald

and fucking Julian Clary what a great bunch of that so just to mention as well

quarter mass during the whole series there's no actors returning so they treat like a play

in a way is like when we bring it back just get new people right okay kind of like

black mirror new people no no actually not like that I thought sci-fi no it's the same characters

though but it's different actors yeah okay so it's like it's always never seen the show why you getting angry at me no no you fucking idiot yeah and it was written by Charlie Brooker as well

you just said it's different people every time so it's not wrong but they're going to be different characters it's like an atollity show where it's always different stories and people yeah so mind you something anyway look the point is okay

quarter mass four wasn't really that big success it's about basically like some do like I think like there's waves coming from space that turn people in the hippies it's like a end of days cult kind of thing you know and something about sexual revolution

and all that you know caused by the alien waves you know it's all very timely then you know it's still today you know look at all these kids in schools these days you know look at Enoch Burke try to warns about this you know

those quartermas when they were being dragged out of the where was that again I don't know that was so funny his family just being dragged out like Oh yeah, in America Yeah, yeah That's so good

Like even the America's like He's a fucking Trump's like They're freaks These guys are problematic I'm sorry Elon Musk is like These are weird They're weird and unlikable Whoa, these guys have no chill

Like calm down guys I am become Enoch Oh yeah Great The Burks need some ketamine That would really help them out I need to give That would be such a

I think almost like Ali G way where I give the burks a joint you're like whoa dude there is more than two genders yeah yeah and they're like eat out his mother do it sounds like she could do that's what happens

right you get Enoch Burke's mother give her a good deep dick in for once in her life she chills the fuck out and maybe knocks some sense into those goofball kids of hers your penis could restore social order in this country

the ever more fragmented society that is emerging can be saved with the power of your cock, Brian. I believe in you, sir. I know you can do it. And I'll be in the corner jerking off. Yeah.

That's a clip, surely. It's funny because it's so sexist in the way, but it's like, no, we're helping non-binary people of it is. Yeah, yeah. This is the best you'll get for me. If you want me to be socially conscious, I also have to be a misogynist. All the burks seem to be a bit of cock. Not just the mud or the sons as well

I'll take them all on you know Line them off man yeah Like they're in the gulags Just I guess that's the noise They make Is it a quaff or a fart Who knows

Who knows Whatever your heart desires Anyway sorry Quarterbacks This has been a very Disgusting episode I'm trying to talk about British science fiction

Gatosogical and Yeah It's all coming one way as well Yeah Well You know It only comes to you at one way Stop

My goodness Okay Look Can you this finish this off Yeah Yeah What's this I It's just too easy

though Brennan's bread So The point is Okay In 2005 They decided to bring Water Mask back

Right And what it did is Did a live episode and a remake of the first series from 1950s 2005? Yeah. Before or after the London bombing? I think it's important to know. There's alien

waves. So it's pretty fun to watch because it's live, so a bit of attention to, and they're really trying their best you know. Jason Fleming's in it, Mark Gatis, David Tennant, Adrian Dunbar, you know? They're all trying their best. And because it's live, you can have a little bit of fun of going like, oh, he tripped over

that a bit, you know? It's a bit where like, I think that's a very interesting choice in 2005 to do it all live, you know. There's a bit where, like, Jason Fleming is like, he's quartermass, right? He's like, we got to go get quartermasse. Thompson, we got to get Thompson. You can tell you, he's like, I said quartermass, I'm quartermass. Fuck, stop it, turn it off. See, that's what you would do.

Stop it, turn it off now. An error has been made. We're going back to the start. This was a foolish endeavor. editing software has come on leaps and box pause the camera now I'll get in my tortoise there's also a very funny bit

where it's like Adrian Dunbar talking to Jason Fleming all right and they're in like a lab setting all right so there's beakers and bunsen's and that and Adrian Dunbar is kind of like you know you know what he's like how's his voice again I watch no it's not like that

no it's just Irish you know oh mon I'm Dunbar, man. I'm not a rasc lad with the quarter mass and thing you get me in. No, Adrian Dunbar. Hello, I am Adrian Dunbar with the quartermas. What is going on? Why are the science fiction fans such homosexual men?

It is terrifying to me. There's an invasion of snow bunnies. These white bitches on my dick. So, is this a very, it's almost like a real comedic scene. I call my dick the fun bar. Dunbar's fun bar. I don't know. Sorry. Just to be finished this, right?

I was just trying to make the joke, okay? There's a bit where Adrian Dunbar, he's talking to Jason Fleming, okay? He walks out of Shaw, and I always thought he's here his massive crash. Oh, fuck. Obviously, he's just knocked over all the fucking beakers and shit, you know? And they actually be like,

so anyway, we've just got... Bram, bong, bon, bang, bang, crash. Right, so anyway, we've got to keep going, you know? And he's how over his side, Adrian Dunbar is like, oh fuck, fuck, oh my God. On the glass went in my balls. There's so much blood. The ass went to glass, my ass.

That's very funny though. Yeah, yeah, but the rest of it actually went off and out hitch. Oh, I didn't mention actually, during it the Pope died. Wow. Yeah, so it's a live episode, all right? So, like, we got to stop these aliens. And underneath, they're like, please turn the BBC News now, major announcements about the Pope.

Whoa. Yeah. I'm surprised they didn't just call. cut in, which would have been very funny. There's a massive alien quartermaster mass. What are you going to do? Yeah. And then they have to try and segue into the plot.

And speaking that, here, the Pope died. Do you turn over to BBC News now, find out more? And we're back to the aliens. What killed him? Probably the aliens. There was an elite paedophile alien ring that the Pope was covering up for. Yeah. Oh, sorry, we both went quiet at the same time.

So I was drinking the car. I've been talking so long. in part. Oh, but then any time I try to interject, you're like, be quiet. Let me finish. Wait, you just keep talking there. Oh, okay. This is Brian's, your name's James. Yeah. Oh, sorry.

God, you're such a narcissist. This is Brian. Yeah. I just like, you know, um, when I'm getting married, I'm like, I take you, Brian. I take you, quartermast. Keep talking. This is James a minute. James's final thoughts. Here we go. So I've never seen quarter mass.

I have no desire to watch it. I will finish watching Yellowstone even though Brian spoiled it on me But uh Well that's true But I didn't say how it ended It's like a whole season left Yeah after he does the deed

Yeah I actually have watched the first four seasons I have a problem Man there's like hentai you can watch There's so much better stuff I started watching the boondocks Which I'd never watched before The Boondocks is legitimately awesome

I'm enjoying it I love the boondocks Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd never seen it before, you know, surprisingly, because you'd think, you know what I mean? I actually, no shade, all right, but I love Gary now, but I was at a party one time, we're all drinking. And Gary was like, let's put on the boondocks now.

Yes. And I was like, me and him enjoying it and a bunch of, like, you know, 20-year-old girls. Oh, what is that? His uncle ruckus, you fucking bitch. And he's right about everything. Listen to him. Everyone will be quiet.

I'm going to turn it up. And there will be an exam afterwards. Oh, real quick. Actually, I want to talk about Golda. Golda. So Golda is a movie I watched. You haven't heard of it, have you? Never has.

No one has. It's interesting. I don't know why. It's Helen Mirren playing the Prime Minister of Israel. Wow. Yeah. So Helen Mirren plays Golda Maier, who was Israel's Margaret Thatcher. Imagine that.

We were like, I wish Margaret Thatcher was more Israeli. It was more frugal. Don't say that. Sorry, sorry. But here, like, what's a very strange choice is. Helen Mirren is playing Golda Mier, a Jewish woman. Now, remember Bradley Cooper had to be the problem there with the old prosthetics?

Oh, the Schnazenstein? Yes. No, Bernstein, sorry, that was his name. Miekulpa. What an accident, you know. He played Leonard Schnagenstein, the famous composer. They do the same thing with Helen Mirren. They make her look like Richard Nixon.

Really? Like, they have a full face mask on her. Wow. Yeah, she looks horrific. Yeah, when did this come out? 20, 23. Oh my God. Yes. That's fucking mental. Yeah, so they make her look like Richard Nixon. They make her look like,

you know, in the town when they're robbing the bank. That's what she looks like in her. Man, that is crazy. In 2023, where she basically does like what you say, like Jew face. Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah. Just have

her play. All these people, it's like the number one thing is, you're playing a Jewish person, no prosthetics, all right? Don't make any features bigger. And they're like, no, I think I can do it the right way. It's like someone being like, I can do blackface the right way. Yeah, yeah. I can, it's a trick to

it, you know? It's all about the contouring, you know, it's like specific shading. Yeah, yeah. So Gold of my ear is a real person, all right? She was, like I said, the Israeli Margaret Tatcher, she was in the 70s. And even when she was prime minister, she was like kind of an old lady. Right.

She was like a sweet old lady, you know, know she won I don't know much about her area life I think she was born in like Ukraine that was then Russia moved to America but eventually became radicalized

like designist movement went to Israel and then went up the ranks and all that you know she was a real life for her when it comes to politics yeah yeah she was in like movements in America

you know yeah like because there was the sort of there were like the Jewish like revolutionaries and militia groups that were like they were self proclaimed terrorists and they would carry out bombings and stuff. I didn't

realize just how big the anti-Zionist movement was back then like so... In the 70s? No, before that. So when Zionism started whenever I 40s? 50s. Around the time of, yeah, before Doctor Who yeah, yeah. Ah, yes. So

B-D. There's, yeah, AD and B-D for you. So there was like, the Zionist movement started right? And then there was a whole like Jews against Zionism basically kind of thing where you're like this is like

not going to help us in the long run right point is so gold in my ear becomes prime minister of Israel and during this time they have what's called the Yon Kippur War right Yon Kippur War was in the

I think the 70s and it was against Syria was Egypt and Syria well basically it was all Lebanon well here's thing it was essentially all those countries all the kind of OPEC countries, all right, right. You know, it's all the fucking,

you know, the troublemakers. Sure, yeah, yeah. So they, what happens is they're kind of around the border, all right, and they're mobilizing around Israel. Uh-huh. And all the army guys are like,

uh, prime minister, we got to attack first. We got to be preemptive. And gold in my ear is like, maybe we'll wait, you know, we'll see what happens. All right. And that's Israel's biggest problem,

all right. They're too nice. Oh, okay. They're too forgiving. Because they get attacked first, all right? Yeah. And then Israel attacks them. Yeah. It becomes a big war, right? Yeah. Almost like something that happened, not too long ago. They were like, we'll never do that again. We learned our lesson there, you know.

Oh, well, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about with those paragliders. It's just a nice day. They're enjoying the breeze. We can just, oh, we'll turn off our defence systems. It's a wonderful festival happening. You know in Onyflus and horses... Oh! You know in the only thousand horses who were delby as the hang glider?

Yeah, yeah. That seems to be ruined for me now. Has it? You just think of Hamas. Wow, yeah. I'll tell you, that's not the first thing that a lot of people think about... Put me down, Rodney!

So, yeah, so they go to war, okay? And I don't know why exactly, but OPEC has way more power back then, you know, all those, like, Arab nations with the oil, all right? I suppose because it was pretty new. it's kind of like... I think America didn't have their own

oil stocks back then Yeah, so they really had to go through them and get it off them as opposed to invade and take it. Israel doesn't really have the power it has now where like they kind of go to Henry Kissinger and they're like, help us out here and Henry's kind of like, well you know

I don't want to get involved in this, you know, they're going to make the oil go one cent more so sure, yeah, you know, maybe just give up, yeah. But Golda ain't taken that nonsense Exactly, yeah Golda stands up to everyone

And Israel rules the day Hell yeah Power to power to bang to bag Jizzy jizzy So what happens is Basically Kissinger steps in He's like we're not going to give you reinforcements

Yeah But we are going to help you do a deal All right So we do kind of peace deal kind of thing And the Arab states Kind of see is like a bit of wind Okay And Israel's got kind of

eat their words a bit, you know? And Gold, there's an inquiry then and Gold is kind of like, you know, oh, I feel bad about this, but Israel will always defend itself. And people are going to give it a bit of shit because they never say the word Palestinian once. Really?

Yeah, they actually show a map at the start of like, you know, Israel, Egypt. There's no Palestine in an Italian. Yeah. Wow. And people are kind of giving a bit of grief because of that, yeah. So I imagine it's, like, it had the backing of like the state of

Israel and it's very... Well, I wouldn't say that like, I don't think Israel, it's kind of like, I don't think it's kind of like, I don't need to bother with it, you know? It's a cheap old movie. Well, I haven't even heard of it. No, I think it didn't really do that well.

It wasn't promoted at all. Who else is in it, apart from Hell and Mary? The only other star in it is Liv Schreiber plays Kissinger. Okay. But he's only like, kind of like on the phone, like, oh, you don't do that.

And then he shows up for like five minutes being like, you have to sign a peace deal. Yeah. I like Leav Schreiber Yes, he's good now I think he is a pretty big Zionist Yes, he is But you know who else is a Zionist

Actually, I'm surprised by Jason Isaac Okay He's like he always wears A PIN No, a pin Like an Israel pin Oh

And he's like very You know I think he's both his parents live in Israel now And he like Like refuses to like You know I think he kind of leaned

On Mark Cromode a bit He told Mark Cromode not You know Palestinian documentary that won Oh yeah, yeah. He told Mark Camaud not talk about it. Really? He had Mark Camo are friends. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. So Mark Camo kind of like, yes and all the

films wonder, great, and there's also a documentary thing, but I actually went to the, I went to the shitter during that. Yeah, yeah. I watched a bit of bluegrass during that, I was going, and skiffle, yeah. Yeah, Jason Isaacs probably promised him the prosthetic cock from White Lotus Tree. Oh, please let me have it, Jason. Yeah, well, we'll see, mate.

Hey, you scratch my cockle, scratch you, zai. What else can we talk about? Jared Butler is also a big Zionist. Yeah, yeah. Very interesting, because how, like, you think I would help your career, you know? Jesus Christ. So Golda, not very good at all,

and her face is very distracting. Oh, and also the whole kind of human element is she's doing all this while getting chemo. Oh. And smoking constantly. Awesome. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, God, she's such a tough bitch.

Yeah. Yeah. and she I think she lived to be a ripe old age she helped border peace between Israel and Egypt Oh

That's all that matters really Yeah Yeah But you know I like Helen Mirren You know Yeah I mean she's good in it Just considering the fucking

monster costume She's wearing Jurnah Yeah Did you ever watch the Leonard Bernstein film What's the called The Maestro? The Maestro Yeah

I was too like, oh, ducky, come out here, lucky? Oh, no. Is they doing that kind of like, you know, Mid-Atlantic kind of like, hello there, doll? Oh, don't talk to me like that, don't. You know, it's like a kind of, yeah, yeah. Hey, hello, that's a how do you do?

Oh, that's kind of how to you do? You don't know anything about how do you do, you know? Yeah, well, why'd you go for a high jump, skinny? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're gay. And you got a big nose. Oh. I love it if they'd done the maestro live

And his nose just falls off halfway through Oh no It's just the Palestinians Oh two things we want to talk about real quick All right First of all we got time, don't we? Oh yeah First of all I thought it was interesting

So I was watching a video randomly About Celtic Football Club Okay And you've gone over Have you watched the I went over with school a couple of times What year was that Uh 2004

Right. You know Neil Lennon. Yeah. So Neil Lennon's a guy I kind of like have a semi kind of knowledge of he was like former player for Celtic

and former manager as well. He actually was a manager for a bit and then he left and then during COVID he came back around the COVID time, okay? Oh, right.

But this is interesting. So I didn't realize it just popped up my feed there. He actually got a bit of trouble, a bit of an instant one time. I want to see if you think this is good or bad,

right? Okay. So he left Celtic as a manager and he went off to try and become an English football manager, right? Try and, like, get into Premier Leagues, the overall vote. Yeah, big leagues, yeah, yeah. And I forget, I think he was with,

I forget which team he was with. It's kind of a lower league team, all right? It's kind of work its way up. But during it, so he had a wife, all right, and then he had a girlfriend. Okay. Which, you know. Well, you must have made a mistake there, Brian,

because you just said he has a wife. Oh, I'm sorry, how could he have a girlfriend and a wife? Somebody involved in football, wouldn't, do you know this is i don't believe this at all right it's got a piece of aish on the side yeah but then he had another girlfriend right that the other two didn't know about wow and then the i guess he just is immune to headaches then you know he just yeah and then the other girlfriend was like oh you're not treating me well i'm going to tell your wife and your girlfriend all right and he was like if you say that i'll cut you up with a knife i'll slit your throat you fucking bitch

right okay so people oh oh oh oh you Yeah, no, that is, come on. Wait, what are people saying about it? Well, the funny thing is, it was still, like, that was like around what, 2000, I don't know, let's say like 2009 or so. Bit of a laugh. But there's still in the papers like,

is it good or badge? Will this affect his management career? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the team stood with him. Team were like, he's a bloody good player, a bloody good couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'd be watching only fools of horses

in the changing rooms, having a bloody good laugh. Well, the thing is a bit weird, okay? it's not mentioned at all on Wikipedia. Ah. I thought that was a bit odd. Do you think that'd be mentioned there? Yeah, I'm not sure how that works

where, like, some, like, some celebrities have their controversies mentioned while others get them omitted. And there's some celebrities, not naming names here, where they'll have, like, in, like, personal life, I think of, like, in 2011 he was accused of this. Yeah. And you're like, oh, that's bad.

And then you go back to it, like, year later, and it's not there. And you're like, what the fuck? And you're trying to Google it. And it's actually not. not like the first few. So let's say like, and this is a complete made-up example, all right? But let's say, who's like a kind of nice guy that everyone loves, okay?

Pedro Pascal. Yeah, let's say Pedro Pascal shot a pregnant woman in the leg. Are you serious? I fucking knew he was Arrondon. That's no, that's a bad example. No, it's not. It happened. That's a fact.

Let's say, okay, Nicholas Lindhurst hit a woman, all right? That's your idea. deal of a good man Alright, yeah Nicholas the nurse, no, yeah No, okay, Ryan Tupperty punch a woman in the face I believe that, no bother.

So you see it on Wikipedia, you're like, holy shit, and then you move on with your life. And you go back to her, like, what the hell? Then you try and Google it, and it's always like the first few search like, Ryan Tuberty helps a woman.

Ryan Tubberty loves not punching women. Ryan Tubberty finds a woman hitting herself in the face and tells her to stop. Yeah, and you have to really go through it, you know Yeah, yeah There's also another, I can't remember the name now I was reading a book ages ago about some football manager

Right, it wasn't about him actually It was this, he got mentioned in the book, right? And they mentioned that he got caught multiple times Getting Streetwalkers Okay And I was like, Jesus, that's mad And I tried to Google that And you could barely, you had to go to like page four

Of the Google search To find an offhand reference to that In like The Guardian or something like that, yeah It's weirdly you can scrub this shit I think also helps that If you're like a random football manager I used to manage like a fucking Barcelona like in the 70s,

it's a little bit easier to scrub that these days than like if you're Russell Brand to try and scrub that, you know? And he's trying his best. He means giving it the old college try, you know? The team that monitor the Russell Brand comments are doing the Lord's work, literally. Because you go on to...

The Lord's work? Well, the devil's work more like it. He'd say the Lord now. But you go on to any Russell. Brand video. Okay. And all the comments are like, we believe you, Russell. We stand with you. You're taking Russell down. You're so

funny and brave and strong with a giant penis that you would never use unconsensuality. And you know, and some of them are like, even if he did have unconsensual sex a woman, I still believe you. Yeah. I mean, those women should count themselves lucky, you know?

Usually you just get touched up by creeps like Brian O'Toole. But you got touched up by Aldous Snow himself. Inside of you, inside of you. African child. There's got to be some part of me inside of you. Yeah, man. Old Russell, huh?

Oh, I tell you, you won me over. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, time wise. I were doing grand. Yeah, yeah. What was talking about there? Oh, yeah, sorry. So Neil Lennon.

I thought that was interesting, all right? Then there was something else. Oh, now we're running into controversial territory here. Okay. Okay, but it's not my fault. All right. John Oliver did an episode of his show about transgender sports. Okay.

Okay. And I don't know much about it. Right. But there's some interesting stuff in it. And regardless of what you think about it, you know, whether it's, you know, a good thing or it's the devil. Okay. And I definitely swing one way I tell you that

But I want to tell you which It was interesting So like His whole thing was like We don't want to just go like a yes no kind of thing We want to actually like investigate it right Right right So apparently they're saying

For short distance sports Like you know things like you know Like the 100 metre dash Not even that Not a bad exact It's a bad wording I used For like let's say like basketball or boxing All right

Okay That there might be an advantage if you transitioned. Right. Okay. So if you're like a... Like muscle mass or whatever. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's why a lot of the... It's funny, a lot of the lower leagues have very set rules already of like, you know, you have to be taking Eastern this amount of time, you know? You have to get regular checkups and all that, all right?

So there actually is things in place, right? Yeah, yeah. But they're saying like for a lot of things like running, swimming, that kind of thing, all right, it can actually be disadvantaged because what you're doing is you have the body of like a man all right

and then you're taking away you're just pumping it full of estrogen alright so like you're actually weakening yourself and you've got heavier body oh okay so it's actually like

it's not necessarily an advantage right they're saying okay to like yeah to be quicker or faster exactly yeah yeah

but they were talking about a girl called Riley Gaines you ever heard here yes she's a she's a swimmer yeah so I'm surprised

so Riley Gaines someone that pops up she don't eat Rogan a lot and stuff okay And she like hangs out with Trump So she's like She's the one who's all like Oh it's wrong

Yeah so her whole thing for what I kind of Half heard all right Was that like she was a swimmer And she lost that Leah Thompson won And then she was like Radicalized by this Right She was like it's not fair

And I'm standing up for women And all that case I didn't realize Fucking In that competition She lost Leah Thompson came like fifth And Riley games came sixth

Oh what? Yeah, so I thought it was like one and two. Yeah. Can you believe that? That's so you lost anyway. Yeah, you lost by a lot, okay. Yeah, yeah. But then, it turns out, you know, like fourth, fifth, sixth, they all get the same trophy. They get the exact same trophy and like, you know, they're all to the corner.

He's like, you know, one, two, three, there's done, there, and they were dead. And you get the little complement, you know, like kind of. I guess, I mean, obviously, if you're in that world and it's all about your ranking. Yeah. To be fifth is better than six. yeah exactly yeah but it's just like it's very different to what I taught yeah you thought it was like silver and gold and it was like just millimeters yeah and it was like you know

one second away from like you know this is going to set me for life or I'm working in McDonald's you know like that so she became radicalized over that and I was like oh that's interesting and then I saw another thing where this girl was like I was playing volleyball with a man a man in a dress okay like lady ballers that movie okay Do they play, do women wear dresses when playing volleyball?

Full wedding dress. Lipstick fall out of their pockets and tampons, yeah. Just one of those big elegant gowns like my big fat gypsy wedding, you know, where you need planning permission for it. It's like this gigantic pink marshmallow man from Ghostbusters. So basically this woman was saying that she was playing a volleyball, right? And on your, it's a team that's like trigger. was in one side, it's team volleyball, right?

Yes, yes. And then there's... I'm familiar with ladies volleyball, Brian. Only the under 18s. Yeah, yeah. There was like one... That's what when I got into work is like, sometimes I love

my job. Boo! I do actually have to watch ladies volleyball sometimes. I have to. They make me do it. I'll do overtime. James, your shift's over.

I'll just stay around for a bit. You know, we're all in it together right, lads. That's all pitching. but I'm going to close this door and none of you fuckers come in here this is Kent Don't ruin it for me You're talking to the screen

Sorry about that ladies Now where were we Oh look like you could fondle some balls And then I edited it to make them laugh Ha ha ha ha ha ha Wow Cannon you are so funny And your penis is so big oh well thank you my deal

oh ever so charming so there's like a trans girl on the other side of the net and trans girl hit the ball and the girl got whacked in the face of the ball falls over didn't look that bad in the video she's saying that

it's like meet the parents with bed still or like whewh yeah exactly yeah remember that very similar classic well I actually no we'll get into that later on I read an interesting article but Meet the Parents.

I read it. We meet the parents graphic novel. The manga comic book. Wooda. Oh,

Greg a fucker. Fokkeroo. Oh, yes. Very nice to meet you. And then at the end, Greg just commits Harry-Carri-Sibuku, you know?

I am sorry. I use the toilet downstairs. The house is flooded. Was it dog called again? Or the cat, was it? Mr. Jinks. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck it out. Anyway, what the fuck we're talking about? The volleyball. Come on. Oh, your nipples. I have a nipple, Greg. Could you have milk me? Oh.

And that is why I say, he-he-he-he-he-he-he. This little shit. You know, they do that freeze frame. Yeah. Oh, what the fuck we're talking about? This is mental. Gibberish.

Gibberish. Whatever. Who's talking about? They're volleyball. Yeah. So, your one got hit, okay. Right. And she's like, that fucking, that's a man, all right?

Yeah. And I've got actually, like, physical and mental distress from that. And she walk around the fucking, like, dog cone, you know, around her neck. And a wheelchair, you know? I was just like, help me, Mr. Trump, help me. And again, I was like. like, oh my God, you know, that must be like, you know, the trans girl has been way powerful than everyone else.

Yeah. Turns out in the actual rankings of it, the trans girl was like number 148. Yeah. And the girl that injures like number, you know, 167 or something like that, yeah. So it's like a lot of these sore losers, it seems to be. Also, if you're playing volleyball, I got to imagine getting hit with a volleyball is, you know, an occupational hazard. No one told me about this.

Yeah, yeah. You know what's really funny when it's like sports aren't even like. Like, there's a big thing in a moment, trans chess. Okay. Yeah, we're like, you know, a trans. And it's funny, people have to, like, try and phrase it, like... Transchess, isn't that a top surgery? Yay.

Not really, you know. That's ours. No, it's hateful. Swing and a miss. You know, low hanging fruit. Yeah, yeah. That's you, isn't it? Punching down.

Yeah. But anyway, my point is, okay. But it's weird, because it's like, you know, things like chess and, like, those kind of games, you know? It's all strategic. Yeah, yeah, but it's like, they'd be like a trans woman in it, okay? And all these people are kind of like, but you can't have that, because men are normally much smarter than women, okay?

So, and not to be bad, okay, but it's true. Everyone knows, a bloody bird's doggins, only about half the size of a bloat. Like, my bin man is but a lot cleverer than some bird in university teaching fucking ethics and that to a bunch of fucking daft cunts, you what I mean? like, oh, oh, lad shouldn't touch me fanny on the bus. Shut up, no more, I.

Gary's here flinging shit into his skip, and he run rings around you with the bloody table quiz. Your general knowledge. Yeah, yeah. First question, like, it's all bin questions. Oh, yeah.

But, yeah, so they do it at the... Yeah, but... Yeah, but his whole point is, It's an ongoing thing, okay? Scientists are actually still looking into stuff. There's very little research, okay? It's a fairly new thing.

Exactly, and there's so much misinformation. There's all this stuff. Like, there's one thing around where, like, this stat was going around where it's like, every year, um, 40, let's say like 40,000 women lose games to trans athletes, all right? Yeah, yeah. But when you look into it, a lot of it's just like, you know,

literally like pee-wee games, you know what I was like, or also a lot of. a lot of it is like you know let's say it's a race like 10 runners and the trans person wins they count as like nine losses you get me yeah so it's like stuff like that's like

if you want to be transphobic at least do it right and that's my message for today's episode there we go folks let's crunch the numbers and let's do hate speech the way it should be you know down to the decimal they had me as an advisor for like gripped and stuff you know

oh what we're at the Another 10 minutes left So what else we've been doing this week Have you done anything? Nah So Oh if you want to do you No no no

No never mind Did a gig last night Doing another gig tomorrow Where are you going Selling your ass On the streets of Dublin Once you're happy to Yeah

You're like kind of the hot The gunslinger Flyer I'm out on the street My little shorts whistling Not with my mouth with your asshole Don't say it

Oh, okay, sorry So I have been listening to a new podcast Right I listened to a few podcasts there One was about Ein Rand You know Ein Rand? I'm familiar, yeah Yeah, yeah

I didn't realize how much of a following she had In her lifetime Yeah So Ein Rand She's like a very After the shrug Yeah, in a fountain head Yeah, yeah

She's very beloved Okay Well, a lot of like You know, freaks but like a lot of like celebrities who are like you know you have to have this kind of a mindset to succeed it's all about the grind the hustle snapping necks and cash in checks

like Donald Trump loves Ayn Rand right and all that all those conservative guys I think the reason is especially with people who are successful is like not to generalize now and it's going to come off as a failure I can say this now but I think with success

there's a lot of people have to open the right doors and a lot of good things and for a lot of people especially nowadays it's like well you know my dad was the head of 20th century fox yeah but they can't got nothing that's a coincidence exactly yeah so a lot of times it's like they don't actually want to admit that like well i got here it's a little bit unearned i got imposter syndrome let's say so it's like good to hear iron rand or someone be like no you are the individual you achieved this no one else you know you just because Your mother owned a TV channel and your dad was the president

and, you know, your uncle. Look, it has to be you. You can't trust one of the proletariat with money and influence. They're all fucking mongoes in the brain. You're saving them from their self. Mongos in the membrane. Yeah, so I...

Like that Lola Young check is that... Yeah. Just because my aunt wrote The Gruffalo doesn't mean that I'm a nepo baby. Yes, it does. But that's a book. Not music. It's like, I do songs out loud with your ears.

You hear it with your ears. And with a book you're reading with your eyes there's two different things, yeah. Every so often her real accent will slip in. Look, I don't know what everyone's talking about just because my aunt Ruth de Gruffalo. I mean, no, that's what I mean, or whatever, yeah, fuck you. I've got a smiley fanny, yeah.

I'm a fat cat Is that what she says? No, no, no. There's a quote from the gruffalo. What was my point there? So, yeah, Einrand, I didn't really know much about her. I thought she's American, first of all. She's not, she's like Russian, right?

Okay. I suppose the name is a bit. I suppose, should have. I'm stupid, aren't I? Yeah, yeah. Is she from Galefrey? So, Ein Rand, they're right? From Russia.

Kind of like, originally semi-we, all family and then Russia started changing and all the Bolsheviks and all that. So I think the parents lost the jobs very domineering mother very very timid father. Oh yeah. And he was real

kind of like, I kind of respect this. He was like I'm actually not going to work ever again. I'm going to lie down in bed. Never get out. Yeah, basically. That's awesome. And Little Iron Rand was like, it's actually inspiring. You know, he kind of rejected the modern world. It's like a

protest in a way. Look them there not showering not wiping fully just as asshole caked in shit crying and eating biscuits in bed for nine hours a day basically in my life

so then she eventually she's like studying film you know and literature and all that and she gets to go over to America and she kind of wants to be involved in film somehow and she goes like a very lucky kind of thing she kind of like just bump into the right producer and all that

she's got like this psychopedic knowledge of like American film they're really impressed with her so to have her kind of like as an assistant you know she works their way up you know right kind of like script editing and all that kind of stuff yeah and then she's unfulfilled

oh she's a play and the play is a big success because it's called something like the jury or the verdict and the thing is at the end the audience judge the audience decide guilty or not guilty oh it's fun yeah it's like audience participation Exactly, yes, that's a big success.

And then she writes the fountainhead. Right. Which is about this brave architect, right? This powerful man who doesn't care about regulation or consent. Awesome. Yeah, so he does, he has, he rapes people. Oh. He's the hero.

Okay. And the women love it. Oh, do they? Yeah, yeah. So, Ayn Rand is very kind of like, a little bit sexually repressed, I think. You know, she, so she marries very timid man. Right. Like her father.

but she also writes about these very strong manly men and these women who are very much like they know their place you know they're kind of like you know they like being ravished as I just say now they're strong independent

and they'll do whatever the man says that's not really being strong and independent what are you talking about strong independent do it they're told and cower every time you scratch your head quickly you know so how I Rourke he's like

he's like a super architect an architecture is kind of metaphor for like basically like the power of will control shaping the world yeah yeah creation of life almost like a god like or a deity yeah and it's very much an influence on later stuff like Megalop or Ted Mosby

of course yeah he was an architect you know right you was and there's a lot of hints to that in the how I met your mother franchise that show is fucking I don't think people really appreciate how mental that show is like and how I met your mother are like, oh, Barney was actually a bit of wronging,

you know, he's a bit of a Russell Brand character like the womanising and all that. Ted Mosby is a legitimate psychopath and he should be executed. Correct. Honestly, like, he's stalking women. He's always like, I believe in love! Yeah. And just like, you know...

I threaten your child with a broken bottle it's because I love you, you whore. Yeah, yeah, he's always like just making these grand romantic gestures showing up in a woman's house. with a knife and a blue trumpet or whatever the fuck it was, you know. He paints his cock blue.

He's been trumpet. No blow into that. You slag. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a genuinely awful person. He's like psychopathic. Yes, he's demented.

Yeah, yeah. And at the end, he's rewarded. He gets, he gets Christy Maniti. Yeah. He gets the girl from a penguin. Then she dies and he gets double dipping. You know, he gets the, it's Colby Smubbers as well. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm not good with names. no you're not Colby Smoobers Shmoobie Colby Snoochie boochies Yeah yeah No he is

He's a fucking psychopath Like But anyway The point is Einrand Um The Fountain has a massive success And she gets like

It's almost like Star Trek nerds in the way She gets people who like Come to her house And like There's like almost like conventions for India People change their names

Legally To Howard Rourke Wow Yeah people like And they're like Basically like what to do a lot is she kind of gets a little commune going where she's got in this big apartment right

and all these people will come at like 12 and basically it's like can we just be in the same room as you as you as you're right and they stay there to like late and night just watching her and like basically just like loads of like you know you're so great oh my God you're so great like and spreading the word

of her like you know I'll go down to my local I'll go down my work and spread the book around you know I'll go to the park and start telling people about your book so it's like a religion and then she was writes the Fountainhead that's it

Fountainhead's this big big book Kind of like a parable kind of utopian kind of thing and trains as well Trains

Got to love trains Okay But basically That's a big flop with most people But that almost like makes her fans love even more

You know the mainstream media All the critics and all that say it's shite That means it must be good Otherwise I've just wasted my life Yeah And then later on She's kind of like

There's like one fella there, okay, who's got a wife. And she's kind of like, you know what I'm going to do to help me right? I'm going to start having sex with that guy, all right? And the wife, you better be okay with that. She's a bit upset. And you're the husband, the timid husband? He knows his place.

Oh, yes. Well, I just stand in the corner, dear? Do you know you? And will I take my pants down so you can see how small it is while you make love to that other man? That Italian stallion. Yes. Yeah. And

eventually she kind of like well her influence kind of waned over the years you know and she didn't really write much she kind of lost a lot of I think it's like you know when you all these people

saying you're great all the time you kind of lose that energy to like keep writing yeah yeah that's why we'll always be great because nobody tells us we are so you know but we're going to start

kind of a little cult ourselves yeah I'm like James gonna start have sex with you don't tell my husband yeah yeah um well did she ever make any movies uh or just uh yeah she i think she produced uh what was it now the fountainhead movie with who was it now is it gary cooper or someone they're actually watching that

larry david movie sour grapes no the other one going clear oh fuck that's a big part of the plot of that where he watched he watches a fountainhead movie and he's inspired to yeah that's mental to make that car wherever the fuck it was with john ham I don't actually you don't remember that movie I mean I have to I remember watching it and being very confused by it

I was like I don't know what this is supposed to be yeah it's not a thing wasn't it it's a weird little kind of blip yeah it's just like it's like instead of making curb I'll do this thing where it's basically the same

you know but it's slightly different but more kind of but he's not even playing someone different enough to what's the point yeah and wasn't there a whole subplot

in that movie where like his girlfriend sucked off all of Chicago. That's right. Yeah. The band. The band. Thank God. Jesus. Yeah. Especially the... What's the bad side? You don't want to mean.

No. The south side. O'block. The white side. O'block is what they called her pussy. I meant the white side. Ah. Okay. There is no white side of Chicago. Oh, God. But anyway.

Yeah, we're at the hour there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I forgot something there. I think we did well there. I think we got it, man, you know. This is, uh, you got to go out now and start fliering and, uh, I mean, yeah, I'll figure, I'll have something, I'll do something as well. You got to house yourself? No, I don't.

The ghosts, the memories, haunt me. Oh, out damn spot! Yeah, you know something, you can watch something on telly. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? Yeah, I'll figure it out. When they're going to get the internet sort of? You need to get the internet. Sort of.

You're right. Do it. Hurry up, you lazy cunt. I'm sorry. There'll be no more watching quarter mass for you, pal.

But I need it. I call a photo phone. But quarter mask. Or a quare to mass. Ew. Yeah. But yeah. And then I'm doing a gig

tomorrow on Limerick. I didn't realize Limerick's like two and a half hours away. What we didn't realize that? I didn't think, I didn't know it was that far. It's really been Limerick before,

haven't? Not in years. Not since like before COVID. Are you going to make a day of it? No. Why the fuck would I do that? Limerick's a beautiful city. It's a shithole pile.

Bunch of freaks down there. Oh, stop it now. A bunch of fucking rubber bandits down there. Yeah. They could all do with a plastic bag over their head, bunch of ogos. No, he's projecting. No, I'm not.

He's insecure about himself, you know? What? No. Make me sound like a queer or a lady or something. Insecure about myself. As if, Logan, check this sound. Hey, look at me.

Rock and roll. Baby, I don't give a fun. And this guy's coming to Limerick, all right? So if you're in Limerick, come on down Saturday night. Yeah. James Cadden's there. I'm sure this won't be out until after Saturday. I'll make an effort to put it out.

You definitely won't. Well, I got to put out all the Doctor Who clips first. But after that, then I definitely will do it. I'm looking forward to a man. Back in Limerick, you know, yeah. I mean, they say, they call it Stab City. Well, when I get there, they'll call it Flab City. Fuck, you're right.

I do have personal body issue problems. Oh, no. We'll stick on quartermass. Yeah, a bit of quarter mass. You'll love it. You love it, you. All right, let's go. Goodbye.

Goodbye.