Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 249 : The Robot Revolution

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

Who Review for me and you.

We're rolling. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. That was a good intro. Yeah, man. It only took me like 250 episodes to think of it, but it was worth the wait, you know? Well, I'm just getting comfortable here, guys. We have a lot to talk about, all right?

This is going to be the free episode. Oh. Because I can't hold it in. Okay, just, you know, to hold it back. Yeah. I know you're going to talk about certain things, you know. We watched the trailer for 12. 28 days later.

Yes. Sorry, 28 years later. Right. And James had some interesting opinions on what the zombies could represent. I just said... He was like, oh, oh... Oh, no, please.

The zombies, yeah, yeah, go on. Yeah, yeah, go on. Yes, yes, that's right. Yeah. Halal zombies. Yeah, yeah. I just said, I can't wait to hear on G.B. News or UKIP

how they'll interpret it, misinterpret it, as an allegory for immigration. Well, the annoying thing is, it's right there. Because it is like a group of most, it seems like a lot of white people in an English. In a little English

countryside. Yeah, sanctuary kind of thing. And these hordes of monsters are outside. Savage is just what to feast on the flesh of the innocent. Yeah, yeah. Look, remind you of something? Yeah, exactly. I just, I know how the

mind of the lazy racist works. Now, don't ask me how I know so intricately, how those minds were like one of those pedo hunters you know yes yes that's exactly what I have yes right you know there's actually I haven't watched it is a Stephen Graham show where he has to pretend to be racist I think it's called it to walk in oh yeah it's like undercover and like a racist group and has to pretend to be a white supremacist right um should watch that actually yeah yeah I imagine it's probably pretty stupid but

yeah I suppose yeah probably you know racism bad Stephen Graham is always good to watch, even if the source material isn't the best. Like, he was great in the Irish man, that was very fun, but you know, it's... He's even fucking gangs New York back in the day. Hell yeah, that's right. Did he have much of a speaking role in that?

No. No, they focus more on Cameron Diaz for some reason. Oh, yeah. It should have been a love story. If Harvey Weinstein had any balls, all right? It shouldn't be a love story. Which he actually didn't because he had like necromancer disease of the cock, whereas balls.

His scrotum was actually, it eroded away, and he had to get his testicles, like, surgically implanted into his thighs. Jesus. Is that crazy? That's like some demonic shit. It's fucking mental, yeah. Almost like karma was trying to have a go on it. And he didn't stop.

No, he didn't. That's insane. So what caused that? Just like all the abuse? No, it's like, well, I think it's having lots of sex. Does that happen? I think I'm safe. From an STD or poor hygiene or.

or like, you know, if you have diabetes, I think, and he had all those things. He looks like he had all those things, yeah. But so essentially, he just got this infection in his genitals and it turned into like a necrophacitis or something it's called. Basically, it's some real HP lovecraft. It's like a flesh-eating virus of the cock. That's insane.

And like, so in the testimonies, like, like victims are talking about, yeah, scrotum wasn't there. And then afterwards his lawyer's like, yes, his testicles had to actually be. inserted into his thighs because his scrotum eroded away. Pretty fucking hilarious, dude.

That's really like Cotulu cock. That's terrible. Do you see, actually, he was ringing up, I think Alex Gibney there recently. And he was like, come on, Alex, I want to do a real documentary about my innocence. The truth. Yeah. Come on, no one else is going to touch this, all right? This hit job, all the media did on me.

Yeah. That's weird, actually. Candice Owens did was said, I've got all the tea about Harvey Weinstein, but then she just kind of shut up about it and didn't mention it she probably met him once she just saw his cock I can't defend this

yeah but she thought oh he he's circumcised that's what it looks like when they're circumcised they chop your scrotum off and shove your balls down your dick hole that's uh la la la la la la la la la oh Douglas Murray's gonna get angry at me now

absolutely you should be very careful if you're going to say this very dangerous, nasty thing. Oh yeah, Douglas Murray absolutely got destroyed by Dave Smith. But then you see all the newspaper headlines about it. They all make it sound like Douglas Murray won. Yeah. Like the Daily Mail,

the independents are all like, Douglas Murray finally stands up. You know, Liberal hero Douglas Murray stands up to Joe Rogan. Isn't his whole thing like the great replacement theory? He's very like, you know. He'll be the one that'll be watching 28 years later,

this is clearly an allegory for immigration you know, I knew it. Yeah, like, he's very, like, hard right. He's proper, like, I think, head measurements and stuff. Oh, yes. Yeah, I think all that kind of shit. Again, it's just when you hear a posh English accent, you just assume they're intelligent, but, you know.

And also racist. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's also gay, I think, as well. But, yeah, but his whole thing is just like, you know, he went on and was like, actually, Joe, it's a bit dangerous. But what about these things? You haven't been to Israel.

Yeah. You haven't been. What about, sorry, I can't, I only hear people who've been to Israel. He got very childish at one point. It's like, I'm sorry, you haven't been. Wow, okay. Like, he did, he did all that as if, like, it's embarrassing that Dave Smith's even trying to talk about how Israel are being maybe too genocidal in their military practice. I'm sorry, you haven't been there.

Oh, my gosh. You're saying that out loud. feel embarrassed for you. I feel Israel is rent free in your head. Palestine isn't going to let you smash, bro. God, I hate those comments. You know, statistically,

the amount of time somebody has commented that it has to be at least one instance where they're wrong and they actually will let me smash. I've defeated you with logic there, I believe. Anyway, let's go on some serious stuff, all right? You know the debate about

Israel with Dave Smith and Douglas Marie. They should have been debating Doctor Who. Now, this is, I promise I'm going to keep this short. We're going to do Who Review and Marvel Minute. Who review? I like that. And Marvel Minute.

He's fighting while he won him over. That's all you needed to do. Make two words right when I'm on board. I actually will watch all 884 episodes. I've got nothing else going on the rest of the day So you haven't actually paid for Tom Baker's cameo

Oh wow I'm a little nervous for you like that I must say Yeah all right Go on hit me up with the Who review So Doctor Who is back Yeah The second season of Shutey Gotwa

And like like everything All right It's not about the show itself It's about the culture wars surrounding it. So I watch Doctor Who it's out

weekly now all right new episode it's called the robot revolution and it's I thought it's bad

I thought it's pretty poor piss poor kind of shite all right I were watching it and I came down and I sat there

and I could feel the second hand embarrassed man it is like coming off man it's like I can't imagine this for sure

it's like if my kid was playing baseball all right yeah like that's me son I was gonna make it

to the big leagues say you that just look over these deep throat in the bat oh da boy yeah he's

certainly yours and anyway I tell you the apple doesn't fall far from that three says I to you

and you to me everything's better when you're wrong yeah I was like so embarrassed because like there's something

there that could be good right all right Doctor Who's a fun concept the whole thing like it can be any genre anything do a horror story

We do a comedy, do whatever. Do a Western. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this you try every once in a while, doing something good. Oh. I can't even defend it. That's why I drink your liberal tears.

Well, it's funny. So, I, man, like, I'm going to talk about the plot first, right? And then the reaction to it. Because the reaction, like, some of the stuff online about this is legitimately hate speech. Yeah, yeah. It is crazy. Like, you showed me some stuff, and even I was like, Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Tone it down a bit, mate. It's fucking nerds who look like me, all right? And there is at their camera screaming about Doctor Who. Like, that DEI cunt and her diversity hire number three, I'm going to murder, you know. Yeah, they literally called the companion because she's Indian, diversity hire number three. It's like, come on, man. She's literally the worst woman ever existed. you know, like, it's very extreme.

So I'm going to talk with the plot real quick, okay? And the plot is bad, but it could have been good, I think. Now, like, another reason why people are so harsh in this because the whole thing, like, you know, Disney probably won't renew it. Right. And people watch it and, like, oh, I can't really argue with Disney here. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of money on screen, and it's all being burnt to shite.

So basically... That's money that a fleabag could be spending and not producing anything of what at all. millions, hundreds of millions Just spugged up the wall Yeah, that's crazy Like she's sitting there So real quick, Phoebe Waller Bridge Had a deal with

Actually Amazon, sorry, my bad Amazon where like They pay her So she doesn't go anywhere else Yeah And she meant to develop loads of shows They gave her like 100 million No joke, right?

So far, nothing's happened She meant to do Mr. Mrs. Smith with Donald Glover And she basically got kicked off production her name's not on it at all, you know. Wow. You know, what's the term to use? You know, we had a difference of agreement.

Oh, creative differences. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. So something bad, something went sour there, right? She's meant to make this Tomb Raider TV show. It's going to be next James Bond, you know? Yeah, but it was going to have like a pro-abortion stance. It was going to be called Woom Raider.

And Amazon just weren't happy. They weren't cool with that. So, you know, I guess not to be a squabortion. and side with the stuff shirts and the suits being kind of see where they're coming from with that. If I knew more about the game, I could have tagged something onto that, you know? Yeah, and she's got pointy

tits as well. Yeah. Do something with that. Could it abort some of them with that? I suppose you could, Brian, yes. You could use her pointy tits to carry out the abortion. There you go. You did it. Yeah, well, S&L UK,

here I come. Yeah, when you're ready for that? I'll drink the soup. You get. Well, let's talk with that layer on. Okay, let's stop being silly here. Sorry, sorry. Let's get depressed. So, Doctor Who's back, the robot revolution.

It starts off, it's a young girl called Belinda, who's like 30 in real life, but she's playing like, I don't know, 14 or something, all right? Already a bit of a weird choice, again. With her boyfriend, she's got a boyfriend who looks like me, all right, dork. Okay. Yeah. But actually more handsome, be honest with you. No glasses.

Yeah. More fit. Better skin. Yeah. taller, nicer taste. I would assume smells better. Definitely smells better. Probably knows of the wipe his ass properly.

I'm learning. I'm watching to-do videos. Cleanliness is next to godliness and I can tell you're an atheist. Because you stink, motherfucker! You need to wash your ass. So it starts off, this girl, Belinda, with her boyfriend, okay?

He's like, oh Belinda, I love you so much. See a star up there? I actually bought it for you. Isn't that? Here's the certificate and everything. Red flag, love bombing, star bobbing. No. No, not even that.

Don't you use that dialogue. It's just like, yuck, that star's called Belinda, just like you. And then, uh, that's it. Cool. Now we cut to Belinda. She's 30 years older, right? In 2025. Oh, so that was back when she was, uh, 14, 15, or around that game.

Right, okay. And she's working in a hospital. She's a nurse. And then, would you believe it? These robots show up, they're from the planet. Ah. They're like, we are looking for Belinda. She is the owner of our planet.

She will be the queen. What? What a wacky concept? Yes. Pretty fun, isn't it? I'm loving it. Yeah. So the robots take her off Earth to the planet Belinda.

Right. Okay, and the robots are like, you will be our queen. You will marry the AI. So I'm like, oh, AI. Ripped from the headlines. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Very topical.

That's going to be cool. What kind of crazy points they're going to make about this? Some satirical, you know, maybe they'll take down AI once if we're all. Yeah. Yeah. When the tech bro would see this,

they'll all kill themselves. Might yourself just pack it up. Nobody's going to want to punch AI with a 10-foot barge pole after this. We just got hood. So the robots control the planet and they have all the people as slaves. All they're humans, all right?

Not humans, but the kind of humanides, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the doctor shows up, saves her, all right. They have a run around. That's a bit, you know, just a run around. We're like, oh, watch out. Oh, no. Yeah.

Get up here. They're here as well. Oh, you know, it's like it's for children. Sure. Yeah. And then the kind of twist is, uh, her boyfriend was called Al. Right. Do you get it?

Al. AI. But that's. Al is with an L. There was a bit of dust on the bottom of the L. Oh, yeah. I didn't see the dust, Brian. I didn't watch it, so I didn't have it.

Well, we didn't see the dust either. You were like, aren't you picking? Are you not getting? To pick it up while putting down. Too clever for you? Well, we didn't see the dust. We didn't see the word owl and be like, or AI. This is just like, so it turns out Al's a robot now.

Okay. We're like, how does this happen? Turns out the robots were traveling to the planet Earth to get Blinda. But they went through a time fisher or a time hole. Call it whatever you want. It's completely, yeah,

a time fuckbucker. The time gash. Time cunt. They went through a time pussy. Yeah, they went through the time cunt and went to Earth 10 years earlier by mistake.

So they picked up Al. All right? What was he getting up to? What wacky adventures? Notting. Probably crushing pussy. No, man, he was just sitting there in his room

doing nothing. Yeah. Not even like leaving a sexist comment or something, you know? Just like, what's going on?

The robots take him to the planet, wait 10 years and come back for Belinda. You know what would have been a bit of fun of meta humor if he was watching like

so who would have been the doctor in that time like David Tennant maybe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was watching so it's like oh only weird

smelly in cell loser freaks are watching Doctor Who? I wouldn't have liked that now. A little bit close to home now. Don't say smelly.

But the point is okay, so Al's been on the planet 10 years and he's become basically the king of the planet. Oh! Yeah, he's hooked himself up to the computers but they've tortured him essentially. They've hooked up to, he's been in pain for like 10 years. Okay.

And he's like, Belinda, you will be my queen. She goes, oh, planet of the incels. Hate speech. File, hate speech. Yeah. And then, okay, we get a flashback to when he was her boyfriend

and he's actually a bad boyfriend and the reason we know he's a bad boyfriend he's like, and you're not allowed to text anyone after 8 o'clock well they charge him more so very frugal good call Al

just looking out, you know, look after the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves. Yeah, so that's all we get of him being a bad boyfriend or an insult. Yeah, just don't text other people. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you can't really... After eight.

Why after eight? No, I'm not defending, no, I'm not defending him. I'm just saying, like, you could have done something interesting. Why we'll have liked is you have, like, a scene with her and a boyfriend, and she's like, oh, he was a great guy and he went missing. You know, some say he went off in his space. But then we get the scene again, and we see how manipulative he was. Oh.

Yeah. And make him seem like an actual bad guy. Whereas in this, he hasn't really done anything. Okay. He just gave a girl a star and was a bit of a dick to her, okay? And then he'd been tortured on the planet for 10 years, hooked up to a fucking, he's like, he actually goes

honestly, he goes like, he's like, Blinda, will you marry me? She goes, no. And he goes like, please kill me. Please kill me then. Yeah, he wanted to marry her because he knows being married to her will distract him from the torture. It's like, listen to hurry up so much.

I won't, see, that's the classic in-cell humor that people don't like. This is why you need to watch the episode. You're right. You can learn a thing or two, yeah. Maybe you get hooked up to a machine for 10 years, sort you out. Well, I'll tell you what happens to him, all right? He hands out his big robot hand.

The certificate. Oh, for the star. Yeah. Right. And she's got her certificate. Okay. So then the certificate's touch. And that causes a time quake.

All right. And then it's weird to you. He turns into a sperm and egg. Right. So he's a sperm and egg on the floor. Not even going to have questions it. And then there's a sperm and a sperm and egg. a robot, the Polish robot

goes polish, polish, not Polish, James. Let me clean up sperm a thing. I love my job. So it's like a Roomba. Yeah, Roomba. So the joke is the Roomba comes along, Cleams up Al. Right. And then the doctor's like, ha! Yes, Queen, literally.

And starts doing kickflips. It's like celebrating the death of this guy. And how did the cool dudes on Reddit react to that? mixed. They weren't all supportive of them. Now, in their, not in their defense, fuck. They're like literally racist, like white supremacists. In their defense.

Man, some of them are literally like, and a new, Cucuti Batwai, whoever you call him, all right? He's got an African brain. And African brains cannot comprehend science fiction like the white brain. Wow. Like all that, you know. And what is Africa even done for us anyway? What?

Just bring criminals and diseases. So we get one. good song every fucking Christmas and that's gonna make up for everything don't think so power

but anyway the point is I thought it was a very weird choice of the doctor celebrating this guy's death the doctor's kind of like a hippie doctor's like no matter how bad they are we got to save them

all the time the doctor like the supervillains like you know doctor save me actually because the machine's going to blow up and the doctor's like oh god darn it yes okay. So he's like all life is precious. Yeah, he's like Superman.

Right, right. He's not Batman, right? Even Batman wouldn't do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, he's literally like doing kickflips. He's like, yeah, he's dead. He got tortured for 10 years and he's dead. Woo!

Yacht Queen, Slay, bitch. We're going for cocktail right now. And he mentioned at one stage, Tadam. You know Tadam, the song? No. It was a big song back in the George like two years ago.

Okay. I think it was by Kylie Minogue. All right. Okay, well, I'll believe you. This is all Doctor Who knowledge. This is all Doctor Who knowledge. I have to learn about, okay? I go on Doctor Who

Wiki. I'm like, who is the George? Yeah, so it's kind of like going against his characteristics. Yeah. Like, to be celebrating the death of someone. Yeah, even if he's like, oh God, that's so messed up. Like, that's one thing.

Yeah. But literally doing air kicks and like, yeah, it's queen. Like, there's an episode I really like. Even the in-cells don't deserve to be saved. They're the worst species in the entire multiverse. He's not even an in-cell. It's just like a word Russell D. Davis heard. Yeah, yeah, incels.

In-cells, he's got a girlfriend for one thing. That's not really in-cell behavior. And then planety in-cells, it's mostly robots. Robots aren't insoles. Yeah. And what's he done? You know what, it would be funny Okay, if it was like

What if an in-cell took control of a planet And he's like, you know, women aren't allowed Do things to stay in the kitchen Right Like I'd rather have a pandering thing like that Where it's like the women are like No, I won't stay in the kitchen Anymore and they like, you know

Throw the bowls down and You know, put them in jail Like that's one thing, all right? No, women can't do this Women can do anything. Sleap, you know. I'd be great in that role actually Yeah

It's not fair Stop laughing at it Stop It's usually bigger than this Shut up All of you shut up I'll have you all killed It'll be hanged and quartered at the time square

Yeah like honestly I'd rather that Like it's nothing The problem is okay Rossidy Davis used to be funny Back and day Like old doctor Who there was a lot of cheekiness A lot of like you know

Even like 2005 Doctor Who Did make jokes about like Oh he's gay and he's an alien You know Like stuff like that Is it Galian? No Galian

Gaelian what's wrong with that You've ruined my train I'm sorry Yeah they'd have like you know Funny kind of stuff You know like jokes about chabs and all that You know They're a mess around

Yeah yeah yeah You know they have like you know Body switching like you know And then Billy Piper's like Oh my I'm so bouncy You know stuff like that Yeah, I like that. A bit of crack, you know.

You see? You like that as well. Lads. Something for the dads. Yeah. I can't wait time with my dad. And it's like, yeah. Get out the room.

We're watching like that's so raving. Yeah. Something for the dads, yes. Corey in the house, yeah. She can see the future while she won't see this. Come on, what? Well, hey, let yourself go. Uh, what was I say?

Well, the point is, okay, so now he's like a six. you something you're old man. Right. But he's still trying to be with the kids. So he's like, hip and, yeah, he's putting in like all this stuff.

Like, oh yeah, inshels are bad. What are they? I don't really know, but just. And then, like,

he has like, like, different things in the, like, you know, he'll have like a trans character, but like, he'll have them saying,

the kind of weird stuff that he's kind of hurt. Like, you know, well, you're just, uh, uh,

you know, stuff like feels like parody where it's like, there's an alien goes like, do, let's find out the aliens literally the bit where they're like let's find out the aliens pronouns first while aliens

trying to like eat them you know stuff like that where it's like well they wouldn't I don't believe this yeah yeah it feels very just kind of forced yeah it's self-farity almost yeah organic yeah well we got seven more episodes ago and then it'll probably be cancelled you think well that's what everyone's saying

what everyone's saying is that shoot he got was actually filmed his leaving scene already because he wants to get out and I don't blame him be honest because he's got a career ahead of him and is that or way around to be like oh when's Disney going to bring it back oh it's not okay

I'm still under contract oh great I mean it's kind of like it's kind of hard I mean it's not well well let me hear what you say then I'll disagree with you okay

sorry I get emotional it's kind of hard for a lot of actors I think once they're in that doctor who you to kind of break out from it fully, if you know what I mean. Like, I don't think David Tennant ever really went on to bigger and better things. David Tennant's got a nice groove. Also, David Tennant has, like, 11 children, something crazy.

He's got, like, a lot of children. So I think he's happy working in the UK. Yeah. Like, he's always doing stuff hosting the BAFTAs. Christopher Eccleston. Eccleston, in fairness to him, had a complete nervous breakdown. Okay. So he had, like, mental issues.

He did a few different things. Like, he did the tour sequel and was, like, going to slip my wrist right okay Matt Smith is probably the most successful out of all of them yeah

I'm looking forward to his new film what's he at now he's in a new film with Darren Aronowski oh okay and I think Austin Butler and it's about

it sounds pretty cool it's about like a guy like a gambling addict kind of like bad lieutenants in a way it's like gambling addict and he's got like you know 24 hours

get the money and Matt Smith plays literally like a punk you know in Terminator oh right with the Mohawk yeah all that yeah

should be good yeah so yeah he played Patrick Bateman in the musical version. Really? I've always want to see that. I thought he'd be a good Bateman. English Bateman, yeah. I didn't know they did a musical version of American Psycho. Yeah, yeah. Well, it might not be a musical.

It might just be a play. It might just be the movie. I can see a stage adaptation, but... I think, you're right. I think it's a stage adaptation, yeah. Get the chainsaw, I want to rape. And then I'll return my videotape. I want to murder all the men and put a cat into the ATM Oh that's good now

Give me a second I'm like we're at aisle here Dorcia Yeah Yeah Oh god Do you like Huey Lewis and the news I'm gonna treat you like the Palestinian

No no no no do that Don't do that you've ruined it now sorry sorry we're having such a nice time and then I spoiled it okay good natured fun talking about

killing people and sexism and you brought that Huey Lewis Huey Lewis hate is on the rise anyway but

yeah so anyway look I don't want to talk with Doctor Who anymore okay well I was just one final thing so if Disney decide to cut ties and cancel it can it not just go back

to the BBC Yeah so what I could see happening is Disney pulls out and then they try and find someone like

Netflix or Amazon and if that doesn't work then the next thing will be you know the whole idea

of eight episodes too expensive to do like you know how this is cool how about a special

every year yeah just a Christmas that'd be cool wouldn't it yeah you'd still be okay with that

Brian wouldn't you you get true the year? Well, because of budget cuts, we'd have to merge the Doctor Who and Mrs. Brown's boy's Christmas special, so. Jesus, how the hook's that? How that shoot they got what? Get out of me, bloody gas, what? You're joking me, it's bloody Christmas, that quons of Paul, what?

Get out of it now. Yeah, I'd be like shooty. What? That is it. Had you? Yeah. You never seen granddad. run so fast. Mrs. Brown's Boys has come back as well. Of course it is. But not just for a special.

It's for like a full season. Yeah. All the Doctor Who money's gone to Mrs. Brown. And I can't argue with it. That's the annoying thing, yeah? That is the smarter investment, you know? Mrs. Brown brings in people. Mrs. Brown gets like, you know, thousands and thousands,

you know, like thousands of viewers. Millions is what I should say. Yeah, yeah. Doctor Who got two million. Yeah, it's not great. No. God. Well, look, there's no hope, really. No, there's not. I'm glad you're finally learning that.

Well, I'm going to... I'm just going to kill myself. No, I'm going to give me a second there. I'm just going to restart. Give me a second. I'm just going to go scream in the closet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay. Just scream into a pillow or... Yeah, this is the transitionary phase, though, you know? Doctor Who, I'm not a fan, but maybe I'll learn to love it now that I live here, you know? I think, for the crack, we should stick on maybe Silver Nemesis or some story like that. Like, some of the 80 stories could be fun to watch, yeah, because they try to be a bit more, like, sociological, you know?

Right, right. So, like, the Daleks are, like, white race, no blacks, no time lords, no dogs, you know, stuff like that. Right, right. There's one called Silver Nemesis for the Cybermen, they're teamed up with, like, white supremacists and stuff. Really? Yeah, neo-Nazis. That's pretty fun. We are the Cyberman

Somebody gets curbstumped by a Dalek Yeah, that's pretty funny Well, we'll watch a bit of that You see this, it means not welcome Well, another thing I want to talk about Let's do Marvel Minute real quick Okay So I mentioned I was reading Daredevil last week

Right I read some more Daredevil I stumbled upon a Daredevil I didn't like And I stopped reading it then Okay You know, fool me once, shame on you Sure. Yeah, it wasn't bad.

I'm reading more than a modern Daredevil. And there's one bit where Daredevil, it's real chicken move. So Daredevil has like a memory, like a hidden memory that he suddenly was like, oh shit, of his dad beating up his mother. Oh. He's like, oh my God, because he loved his dad.

Right. His dad was a boxer who got killed by the mob. Like Thomas Wayne. Yeah. So he's like, oh, my dad, what happened? And he finds out his mother isn't dead. What? His mother actually ran away and became a nun.

Really? So he's like, what the fuck happened here? So he tracks down his mother finally. So funny, he's blind. So they actually live in the same neighborhood. They're on the same bus every day. They're in the same apartment. She's just sneaking around.

Mommy, I miss you. Yeah. She's like giving him the finger and stuff right in front of his face. Flashing her pussy at him. Yeah, yeah. So she tracks down the mother, all right? Right. No, he tracks down the mother.

She's a nun. Right. All right. And it turns out the vision he had was his dad standing over his mother. The mother crying, he's like shaking his fist, all right? Yeah. Wrong. His mother actually had postpartum depression.

Oh. So she fell over. Okay. Okay, because postpartum depression. Sure. Yeah. And then the dad was trying to help her up his face. By screaming at her.

I'm going to scream so hard it scares the depression away caught fucking cut yeah does that work doesn't it yeah

it was just a funny misunderstanding so it's funny the mother's like yeah so your dad was lovely I postpartum depression and I fell over once

and after that he's ran out of the house never came back became a nun yeah and that was you know 40 years ago well I mean

antidepressants weren't so readily available back then, were they? And Daredevil's like, that makes sense. I'm just glad that Daddy wasn't a bad man. So, this is the newer comic I said? Yeah, it came out like a few years ago. That's a pretty big kind of like for

a franchise or whatever that's been going for decades. That's a pretty big oh, actually turns out this whole big thing of his backstory is bullshit. It's like, you know, The Simpsons with the principal and the pauper. Exactly. It's taken this really fundamental as

of a back story of a well-alone loved character and just go and fuck you to the fans. But it depends what to do with it, because all the times they bring it up his mother's still alive, we'll see her again. Probably no. He's grand. Yeah. You know? Does he not like try and reconnect with her or?

Nah. Nah. He visits her everything. It gives her email. Yeah, yeah. Once a year. Right. The email doesn't make any sense because he typed it. Yeah, you know, it's funny. The mother car has been played a few times. I remember years ago, like in 2015 or something,

they had, like, Iron Man's mother was actually alive. And she was like, man, they literally did the Simpsons thing where, like, she ran away and she was like a freedom fighter. Right. She was on the run. Yeah, oh, my God. I just realized that now. Yeah, oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that's so terrible. And she never showed up again. He was like, so you're alive, Matt. Yes, I am. Like the Simpsons. Yeah. Yeah, oh, my God. She just leaves.

I'm still on the run from Mr. Burns. Oh my God, that just came to me now. That's insane. Well, you put it together. You're figuring it all life. Oh, my God. Israel did do 9-11. Oh, what a fool I've been.

It was Homer's mother. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Yeah, she was in the, you know, the hippie van fighting the Mossad or whatever, you know. For the Mossad? Oh, no, against the Mossad, yes, yes, yeah, right, yeah. I get confused So that's the end of Marvel minute Alright, not much

But I will finish the show Just from Michael Gandalfini I'll watch it for him Wait, what show? Daredevil Oh, sorry, I thought this was in a comic book No, this is the comic Oh, it is?

This is a Daredevil comic I'm reading But I will finish the show as well That Michael Gandalfini's in Yeah, yeah How is he, I've only ever seen him In that terrible Sopranos movie People say he's great in it He's like the comic relief

Okay He's basically like the The what do mean Get Daredevil How? On Amazon Prime What? Bad Affleck, where did he go? I think there's lots of scenes like Kingpin's like God damn I want them now

And you know, Mike and if he's eating like a big bowl of like meatballs What? I dropped my meatballs Oh no! Oh he falls over I got my meatballs on my regular balls. He's in some new movie, like a war movie? Yeah, warfare. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The whole gimmick at that, not gimmick, but it was directed by Alex Garland and the soldier. Right. It was co-directed by a soldier, so it's real, it's real time. Interesting. And it's guys out in the, out in the sand. I think they've done that before, though, haven't they? Definitely done that a few times, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Only some idiot like me would be impressed by that. The heroes. I give a 21 gun salute. I bring my dad shotgun in the cinema. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm interested to see Michael Gandalfini kind of,

it'd be good to see him just get away from the Sopranos thing and do his own work and, you know. So I'm trying to think what we can talk about next. A lot of stuff that I'm going to save until Patreon because it involves stuff that could literally get us arrested. Awesome. Yeah. You know, I'm talking about, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Denying certain things. Yeah. Daredevil, you know. Correct. Correct. No daredevils were in the towers that day. So I will talk about instead, I watched the film there,

Hyde Park on Hudson. Hide Park on Hudson. It's a film that I've wanted to watch for a while. Right. Because I heard a certain thing about it, and I was like, oh, that's juicy now. And serendipity, okay? Me and James watched a film called Changing Lanes. Yes.

Directed by the same guy. Is that right? Yeah, he did Notting Hill, Changing Lanes, and Hyde Park on Hudson. Well, I did not like changing lanes. We'll talk with that later on. That's a Patreon. That's a tease for you guys. Yeah, yeah.

Man, we talk about changing lanes. We'll get arrested. Like, no sacred cause. That's right. They'll burst in like the start of adolescence, you know. I'm pissing myself and you're like, leave me alone. I help. Daddy.

What have you told, Brian? What have you told? He's a good lad. Yeah. Then, like, I'm in jail. and you're on a family outing with your mom and dad don't worry, we're gonna get the day back

yeah, get the day back gonna be a brilliant day we're gonna go to the pictures and have a Chinese is gonna be brilliant and then five minutes later your dad is just violently shaking some child

oh, you call me your fucking nuts do you know how much pressure I'm under you fucking cuds all because I made fun of changing lanes your lives are never the same again. Oh, fuck, no.

Could you've done more? He was a brilliant last, wasn't he? Remember when he did that bit about fucking American Psycho being musical? Oh, and he loved it, didn't he? He did, yeah.

I just picture now, like, on my van, James is a nuns. Let me think, okay, so hide parking hudson with that first, okay? So, shite movie. Okay. But the lead-up was like, is this Bill Murray's here? Bill Murray Oscar winner.

Oh. This was his big chance to go for it, right? Okay. Because I didn't get it for, um, that what's the name of the film? Monuments, men. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Scarley Hanson, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know, lost in translation. Lost in translation, that's here. So this is it. Okay, so High Park and Hudson is about FDR. Okay. In the wheelchair. You know the whole crack. Sure, yeah.

In the wheelchair, Eleanor Roosevelt's wife. Yep. All right. And America is getting ready for World War II. And the fucking king and queen of England, they basically need to come over like Zelensky, all right, and ask for help. Right. Okay.

So they come over. It's like a, you know, a diplomatic relationship, you know, kind of, you know, we need your money, basically, all right? Oh, heaven's to Betsy. Right. So it's a Stuttering King. George. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And his wife, played by Olivia. Coleman. Right. The King is played by Samuel West. He's an actor that... It's funny seeing him in this kind of semi-big movie, because I know him, but he's like a TV British actor who just like, he currently doing Doctor Who

audios. Oh wow. Yeah, that's how I know. The big box. Yeah, so he's like, you know, he's probably it was real condescending to Olivia Coleman, you know, like, I'm the star of this picture, love, you know? Why you don't peep show? Fuck off, you know? You're basically like, I prefer superhands.

I'm more of a big train guy myself But, you know Good for your peep show Yeah, yeah, all right And so the weirdness starts off straight away So it's Laura Limmy Plays the cousin of FDR Okay

And she gets a letter from FDR's mother She's still alive, she's like ancient, all right? Like fucking Doc Cotton, all right? Basically And she's like, hey, my husband my son who's the president by the way he's a little down can you go over and cheer him up be his assistant

okay yeah so she comes over Laura Limmy okay and it's FDR you know Bill Murray in the wheelchair and all they'll be like hey hello there nice to meet you get a coffee wine water I tell you now it's a beautiful day

you know forget about the war let's go for a drive I got a new car you see and you need to use your legs got specially designed so Brum Brum brings her around, okay. I didn't know they could do that with cars back then. He's the president. Well, okay, fair point.

It was a bit of a novelty, though, yeah. Be funny if he just, he just has a black guy driving for him. Look, I don't even need to use my legs. They've got this fancy contraption installed. He's just sitting on the black guy's lap. I'm a motorist. So, she just drives around, okay? He's got this lovely house out in the, you know, the countryside.

Right, right. It's actually belongs to his mother, but he lives there with the mother, right? Yeah. Drives around, she's like, oh my goodness, an automobile, and he's like, hey, that's the type of tree. Oh my god, you know so much. Yeah, good. Hey, I like to drive out here to the lake. It's lovely, isn't it?

Yeah, let's stop the car, yeah, yeah. Oh, your hands on your leg. Wouldn't it be nice if your hand was on my leg? Oh yeah. Yeah, come on. Why? You can't feel it. Yeah, it is on your leg. Oh, wow.

I've been jerking you off for 12 minutes. Well, you know, it's weird. Isn't it kind of like a kind of playful, like, there you go, cut to the next scene. It's like, there you go, great. Yeah. I'm just like, if you ever want to see FD.R getting jerked off? Yeah.

This is the movie for you. Yeah, if you want to see Bill Murray, be like, but not even Bill Murray being like, oh, good. He's like, yeah. You want to say it would be a real ghost buster, huh? Yeah. Because he probably shoots ghost load.

out of his defective cock, right? FDR? I think they employed as cock is effective. It's just his legs aren't there.

Actually, is a... Way to ruin my punchline there, Brian, thank you very much. Actually, you'll find it's not Ghostbusters. It's Hudson.

It's Hyde Park and Hudson. Different films. There is no Rick Moranis, James, you buffoon. But... That's not Ernie Hudson. That's Sophie fucking... That's Laura Limby.

Oh. Sophia. Olivia Coleman Olivia Coleman Fuck She played Sophie and Pepyshow Fucking idiot Idiot idiot idiot

It should have been Ernie Hudding That was you Fucking stepping to my punchline Fucking putting your poison in my brain You're a cretan Yeah

Where was going Yeah The hand is on his leg The lovely thing is Okay she jerks him off That's nice And then it's like His cousin

Yeah Yeah And the letter is like And then we started A wonderful Relationship he was stressed from running the country but he needed a nice break

motherfucker can't run nothing he can't run no way broken eyes motherfucker but he you know it's funny like his wife's there Eleanor Roosevelt but it's okay

she's got her own friends the she women oh no the she men that's it yeah she's friends all these she men that means lesbians oh okay yeah so they've got an unconventional relationship

Was Eleanor a lesbian? Yeah, she's munching box and he's fucking his cousin. Who's the real villain? I mean, that's how you know America is the dominant superpower, you know? So then the whole comedy of the piece, okay, is then the king and queen of England arrive. Right. They're like, oh, I say, you're having sex with your cousin? Ooh, nice.

Respect. Game, recognized game, and you're looking hella familiar right now, dog. No, they're actually like, oh yes, okay, so you're having sex, your cousin, you're munching box, okay, yeah, yeah. Would you like a hot dog, miss? Oh, you're said, oh! And they're literally, man, the whole film, if I can boil it down, is basically, will the king eat the hot dog? You want that gleezy blood? Man, it's on the gleezy dough, you're gleezy gublah, blah, blah, blah.

No, but like, I swear to God, it's like, we're going to have this big meat in the public, and we're going to give you hot dogs. The king of England can't eat. hot dogs but but your honor we need to do it to save the country the fate of the Western world otherwise do you want Hitler's men marching up there with their Bradsworths where you call

Spockledockels Bratworth Yeah yeah yeah they're like no you have to eat the hot dog But it's unbecoming of a hot dog Of a king to eat a hot dog But then okay it's a bit Where like He's like talking to Olivia Coleman

It's like you know what I'm going to do it I don't care. I'll put three hot dogs on my mouth and two of my ears and I'll walk around saying I'm the bloody king of England if that's what it takes to save this country

where I fight them on the beaches. Right, she'd be British. Why don't a quid pro quo make FDR eat a Greg sausage roll, you know? Yeah, yeah. A bit of spotted dick, you know? There we go. Oh, I think that's for the cousin.

So, the whole film is just like, you know, funny little incidents, you know, like you know, it was a bit where FDR's talked to his cousin and the king is looking outside his window and sees it, but then FDR sees, he's like, oh, oh, hello, and waves, you know, awkwardly, that's basically it, you know?

There's no, like, you could have a funny have a bit of farce now, you know, have like some funny stuff in it where like, let's say, there's like a butler and he thinks the queen's flirting with her. Right. And then he goes and he's like, oh, I think she wants to meet me tonight. And he goes in the room where he's actually

the king he's like oh you like that miss I beg you pardon is this the hot dog you meant you know now you have to I mean something better than that I'm not some fucking script doctor or you know how like FDR had the blanket over his legs right

so he's getting sucked off by his cousin but then someone comes in so he's got to put the blanket over and then he's like oh you know I've always wanted to do this to a cripple and start standing on what he thinks is FDR fought, but it's actually the cousin's

thought. Yeah. She has to be quiet while she's getting beaten by the king of England. Yeah, that'd be great. He's getting sucked off, like, should we invade Normandy? Oh, yes! Yes! Let's do it! Yes. Now, if I

go to the front line, are you going to come with me? Oh, I'll come! You know? Oh, I had to tell you. We need to do a remake of Hyde Park on Hudson. Man, the whole ends okay with them be like, oh, we'll eat

the hot dog. Quite scrumptious, actually. And goodbye, FDR. It's been a beautiful time. And to you, sir, your majesty and your highness, and hopefully we can fight together against the evil that is Nazism.

And then, like, they go home. Then in the text, it's like, America helped during World War II. I know that. And then, like, you know, then it says, like, and the letters from FDR to his cousin were discovered years later, so their love was no longer secret. Right.

I mean, it's... He's getting jerked off by his cousin. Yeah. It's not really... It's not something to kind of glorify or romanticize. Yeah. Now, if you played it, like, it's a comedy, and he's a little bit of a creep.

Yeah. Yeah, because he's also fucking other people as well. Kind of like, I could see I, Amanda, Ian Nudius. she doing a very good Yeah, yeah it would be like if the debt of Stalin but it was like

a love story between Bashemi and some girl and like and you're supposed at the end and be like oh it's

isn't it lovely like yeah make it like a pure comedy make him a bit of fucking like maybe of a womanizing monster but the end of the day

he's like you know a little bit funny as well so you hate to love him you know it's Bill Murray and like really up to like the whole like royal family

like make them like proper like freaks yeah make them racist you know Make it something about it

How is Bill Murray Like is it a good Funny performance Yeah Yeah I suppose There's nothing you can say About him You know

It's like He's doing the best he can He's doing real Kind of like Hey Hey how about we go For a swim Your Majesty

A swim I'm not highly irregular Hey come on And then he's swimming And he's like I say this whole idea Of swimming in water

Is madness But I think I'm getting it Are they fucking alien or some. Hey George, just go to the titty bar, come on. Oh my word. Yes. The 7-Eleven for

big gulps? My heavens. Burger King? I'm not familiar with this. A drive-thru? Who is this Burger King? I was unfamiliar you had royalty in this country. We don't have a drive-thru at Buckingham Palace, I can tell you that much.

A waffle house? Why are they all so Violent and angry in the Waffle House? It's 10 a.m. and they've got a gun in my face. I'm irregular I'm my heaven.

The next thing you know the king's dancing with them. Your Highness, please stop. I've got the groove. I'm afraid I must bust him. He's drinking the 40. I didn't know, but I actually love me some thick Latinas.

Hey, no, papa, I suck ya. Let me work the king's set there, eh? Well, jolly good. Yeah, you're gonna have a lot of fun. For some reason, he's on the Mori Povich Show. You are not the father. Oh, yes. Whoa, wonderful.

He's a backflip, his crown falls off. Yeah, that would have been, like, turn into a farce. Yeah, man. Like, they're doing a whole, like, you know, we're having a bit of fun, but really, if this doesn't go well, it's the end of America. Because the Nazis will win. Like, they keep trying to make it seem like it actually means something. It doesn't. Like, if, well, like, it's in America's best interest to not let the Nazis take over, right?

Yeah, yeah. So it's not like, oh, he didn't need to. the hot dog. You know what? Fuck it. We're siding with Hitler. I don't think that's going to happen. Yeah. It's and it's also not like, and they were the best friends forever and ever afterwards. It's really

kind of modeling, kind of like pointless. She's kind of shipe, you know, I watch Doctor Who and then this. Do my day get any worse? Yeah. And they're changing lanes, which was also shite. Are we talking about that in the Patreon? That's the Patreon episode, yeah.

We've only got how much time? Oh, I've got no like 10 minutes. Oh, we'll just sit in silence then. Okay, cool. Nah. What else you got there? Oh, I'll tell you, another thing I'll talk about. It's a real nerdy, shite episode, isn't it?

Ah, that's what the people love, man. I'll tell you... Why, you try to convince them that you're, like, some big dick swiggin' pimp or something? Yeah, I was just watching The Steelers there. I thought I'd take a break to hang out with you. Talking about that Doctor Who shit, you love. Um, uh, the Steelers? I was unfamiliar

you are a fad of metal work they're not all winners he tries his best and I'm like little critic being like meh try better next time it stinks

real quick I just want to say I actually had a good time watching something this week I watched the captains the captains is a movie directed by William Shatner about

William Shatner. Right. It is a pure vanity piece. Yes. It feels like something that should be on a DVD, you know, but actually I think it got like

a limited theatrical release, you know. He pulled all the strings he had. It's a documentary then. It's a documentary about all the people that have been captain of the Starship Enterprise.

Right. All the people who've had the honor, the privilege of playing the captain. The opportunity to walk in the footsteps of the great William Shatner. What's funny is, that's what the tagline is, but it becomes more like

just kind of insight into William himself. And like he's kind of like, you know, like it starts off and it's William Shatner just going to comic cons and like having like, you know, like photo bombing people like, hey, look at me. I'm William Shatner. Ew, get away for me, you creep. You know, you don't want Chris Pine, do you? Yeah. He should put him on the bench. Ride the pine. Right, fellas, come on. Yeah, he's just kind of like, you know, hey, I'll do anything, you know, Q&A's, you know,

I'll sign that for you for a dollar. Come on, 50 cents, come on. And he's like, I've been... A nickel, come on. What you got? No, no, no, no. You get a sense to like he's a little bit like, you know, oh, I've done all these great things, you know, not just Star Trek.

I'm known for everything, you all right? I've had a big career. I've trodded the boards. I've done Shakespeare and... But for some reason, I always come back to Star Trek. even though I have many options I always like coming back doing these conventions

and not just for the money really but you have some money please give it to me so he's like you know and he does this thing a lot so the whole thing is he talks to different captains right so for example he'll talk to like Did he get Patrick Stewart for it?

Yeah he's the final one he's the best one okay but they talked to first of all Kate Mulgrew and she was the first female captain Star Trek Voyager right Shatner's like all right let's get this going out of the way, fuck it all. But it's funny, because he always does this thing

with, like, Stuart or anyone, it's like, and of course, you've done all these things, you've done Shakespeare. I've also done Shakespeare. Yeah, she said. And so she, this woman, Kate Mulgrus, had a long career. She was like the Russian and Orange and the New Black. So they're a popular show.

You know, she's working constantly, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's talking, it's an interesting thing. She's talking about how, like, you know, she tried to have a family during the filming of the show, and she was filming for seven years, like that kind of, her relationship with her kids for a bit, for a bit, you know.

They're all on fentanyl now. Space fentanyl. But like, she's like, and I think it's harder for a woman, you know. It's harder, you know. And he's like, well, that's interesting. But here's the nub of the point. How can a woman

be a Star Trek captain or president with all the hormones? Wow. Literally, yeah. Oh my God. And Kate Moldrew, in fairness to her, is being really nice to him. Yeah.

Well, that's a theory you have. Well, I think women can, it's harder maybe for them. It's different, of course, but I think women can, of course, do all those things. And maybe there'll be a female president in the future. Who's writing sci-fi now, Jesus Christ? This is science fiction, not fantasy. So, like, and she's being very nice to him. When did this come out?

It's like 2009. It's when the Star Trek movie came out. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, 2009, you can still get away with shit like that, you know? So then he goes to... Don't mouth to me. Then he goes to Avery Brooks.

And he played the first black captain, right? Yes. Avery Brooks is a very kind of cool, like, almost like a stereotypical. Like, he loves jazz. Yeah. And he's talking to William Shatner, right? And he's kind of like, you know, hey, you know, I realized in my career, you know, it's not about destination, but the journey.

and Shanner's almost weirdly like argumentative with him but what if the destination is bad well you know it doesn't matter but you never get destination you know it's about that journey it's about the journey and join the journey but what if the destination is always changing

and you have to change the journey as well it's a metaphor Bill yeah what do you want from me and one bit it's like you know I I used to play piano a lot you know like after a long day of filming he starts playing piano okay to show off a bit

and then William Chattner starts singing an improvised song he's like playing piano and William Chatterner's like I'm in space in the Star Trek place and I'm William

Shatner here who have no fear I'm feeling all right and it's better to be yeah like it's like a real just like just drunk uncle

just like let me ask you do you think black people with all of their horroats should be loud should be president there's a president there's a black president right now

what oh no he's just ringing up his wife it happened get down in the bunker so then he goes to Scott Bacula okay who was a captain

in Star Trek Enterprise okay And Scott Baccah, like, he's a long career. Like, that's not even his biggest thing. He's Quantum Leap. Quantum Leap, that's trying to think. He's quantum leap guy, right? And he's, like, just a really kind of cool, like, yeah, I know, like, it's a, you know, I did Star Trek for a while.

I've done all these things, you know, but I've got a long career. Same, yes. Also, I've all been many popular shows as well. Star Trek's not even the biggest thing I've done this week. T. T.J. Hucker. Yeah. Well, the thing is, yes, William Chattner has had a, like, a good career.

Yes. But you do get the sense that like he's kind of like almost like resentful on Star Trek and when it comes out the best for last is Patrick Stewart

because Patrick Stewart is like real just like sucking him off basically he's like oh when I did Star Trek I thought of you all the time Bill and I know

I'd be nothing there'd be no John Luke Picard without Captain Kirk thank you thank you you you're right yes yes and then he goes like And I know I've played the great roles, Hamlet, Macbeth.

But when I die, I will be John Luke Picard, first and foremost. And I'm okay with that because of the love the fans have given me. And then William Shatner is almost like emotional. He's like, you know what? I'm the same. I've just realized now that I will also be remembered for Star Trek. I've reached this epiphany. Completely by myself.

No, he goes... And I've just reached that now. And you've given me the gift of understanding. And I will challenge... He's really overacting now. I will cherish this gift you've given me, Patrick,

from now, until the grave, until the next stage of existence after we go. Okay, bro. Yeah, cool. Probably time to wrap it. up, hey, fellas? What do you say? He's creeping me out.

I've got to meet Brian Singer later. Apparently, he's having some trouble with some rabble-rousers. He needs my advice. Oh, I didn't mention, he also talks to Chris Pine. What's funny about the Chris Pine one is the other ones, like they've sat down as like a camera set up, all right? The Chris Pine one, he's clearly just like, outside.

It's shot in the foot. Open out of a restaurant. it's windy oh wow he's like yeah I love Star Trek that's great yeah cause of me

yeah sure yeah there'd be no Chris Pine without William Shatner right yeah sure yeah sure thing

security don't take me away pretty sure I'm not I'm not sure what his but he is definitely a Nepo baby

I think his dad is like a big Hollywood dude which one Chris Pine oh okay don't ruin Chris Pine from it

I'm gonna say William Shatner first thing no no I like Chris Spine though, you know, yeah, it's good. He is good, yeah. He's no William Shatner now. No, of course not, no.

I mean, I've heard that women 19-year-olds actually find me sexier than you, Chris Pied. Those are studies that I've done. Why, you're calling them liars, are you? I believe in women. They can't be president, but they can think I'm sexy. I just thought it was a very charming kind of like documentary. Just an insight to his like semi-demented

narcissistic brain But literally I can't emphasise no Every single time You know like And of course I was I was chatting to the producer I was doing in Shakespeare time I've done that as well

Which one? I've done it all I was having a sandwich I've had lots of sandwiches Bigger The best I've had the best sandwiches in the world Where'd you go

Some fucking smelly Smelly deli in a Ballywood Eurospar where they don't even make eye contact with you? Yeah, that's what I thought, Bob. Yeah. I love that, though.

I need to be more like that. It's like what somebody said, oh yeah, I did the ski. I've gig there too. Yeah, I killed. Yeah. I didn't, man, I fucking, anyone who had to go out after me.

Oh, I felt sorry for them. It did so well, they made me the new captain of Star Trek. Because absolutely killed in Monaghan. They actually, they said it would be unfair to every comedian in the Irish comedy scene if we booked you here regularly

so we literally can't do it because you're that fucking good, Cadden. And I'm like, I know, that is my cross to bear. And thank you for yes, it is bigger than average, yeah, and girth is important, and I know that.

I've got all the girth, baby. So, yeah, thank you. We're at the hour there. No, I'm not done. I'm just getting started, actually. but that sounds very fun yeah it was very funny to watch yeah there's like a comedy version for sure

where like you're talking like Dave Chappelle it's like yeah I've also been black yeah yeah I went to Africa too yeah didn't accept me everyone accused me of having a mental breakdown and smoking crack because I did I spoke a hell of a lot of crack

anyway look we're gonna wrap up there that's okay with you that's cool but on the Patreon episode we're going to talk about Doctor Who Daredevil Oh no sorry

Oh not in talk about Wait was that intentional I thought you were doing a funny bit No no Oh oh We'll talk about Zuma historian All right Baby Invasion

Mobland Tucker Carlson Oh that'll have to be Oh yes It'll have to be Patreon yet Oh that guy Oh geez Don't like him at all

is he still in Ireland he could get him on the pod dude come on let's go find him we both wear bow ties as tribute all right look that's the end of the show guys all right goodbye