Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 251 : The Daughters General

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

Brian watches some promising young footballers

Oh, I've lost my notebook. Ah, ha ha, you're... Oh, no, we gotta keep going. Just go get your pocketbook. No, no, I don't need to. You don't? No, no, of course no, yeah. I won't be panicking during the episode.

I'd be like, oh, Jesus, but I don't think of something to say, James is going to hit me. I will. Well, look, in my defence, you just get on my fucking nerves, pal. You know, that just really, you know, it's something about you and every woman I've had her bed. Just, oh, just want to sink one right there. And you're not the issue. No. It's all of us.

Exactly. You're finally listening. Thank you. I'd be such a good therapist. I'd be like, sounds like she's a real bitch. Have you thought about killing her? Or at least cheating on her. Murder suicide?

Or just cut out the murder part. You do what you want. We're back. Yeah, we're back now. We're watching some good news for James, because James is kind of going through at the moment. I am. I'm having a lot of problems.

But, shut up, all right? Because we just found out, dirty work is getting directors cut. Yes. The Nor MacDonald Classic. Dirtier work is coming, fellows. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah.

It's going to be fun. What is it? Extended scenes. Yeah, I think they said there's only like seven minutes of stuff that they're going to put back in. It's by, what are they called the vinegar syndrome? Vinegar syndrome, yeah. They're a good kind of production company.

company that their whole thing is to take old movies and restore them and add bits and bobs and like you know deleted scenes yeah yeah and try and give like a more active representation what the director intended yeah before those studios came in making all of their cuts like oh that's too much race hate or you know animal porn or whatever you know that's why you don't work in Hollywood anymore yeah this is going to be pretty far out dude yeah we've just watch the dailies of your Martin Luther

King movie and, uh, you don't, yeah, you don't understand artistic creative vision. I'm like the American

History X guy. Yeah, he was fucking mental that chap, by the way. He took out like ads and like variety and stuff. For American History X? Yeah,

yeah, the director. Yeah, uh, Tony's, fuck, what's the, Tony Kay.

Tony Kay. Tony Kay, he's a British film director, got very well known for, in advertising. He became like a really hot shot like advertising director in the 90s. So

American History X's first film. This is his first film? First film, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Him and Ed Norton like bust, like bump heads or whatever, you know? A lot of disagreements. Over what? Just like creative vision, like Edward Norton wanted to be more like about his character

and like, you know, the redemption arc. So the kind of sillier, more melodramatic. Like, a lot of criticism about American History X is, a guy, a white, a skinhead goes to prison and comes out less racist. Yeah,

he comes out like all a hippie, you know, yeah, yeah, and it's like, I really don't think that's how it works. Guys, that's a microaggression. Don't say that. When you curb stomp someone, that's bad. So, but Tony Kay, he was like the studio side of Edward Norton,

they completely fucked me over. So, he like took out ads and like variety like talking shit about the like the studios and Ed Norton is like okay you can have disagreements but like he really just kind of set his whole career on fire. Yeah you're burning bridges

what happened to him next? What's he done since? He did a film called Detachment with Adrian Brody that like nobody saw and then a documentary about abortion and then as far as I know that's it. He really knows how to yeah what does America love

Real proud place. It'd be great if he showed up in something like, you know, he does like, um, you know, like the new Super Mario, but there was movie or something. The new Minecraft. That'd be great. Minecraft 2, you know? Minecraft 2, Return of the Jew.

Mine, mine camp cramp. Minecraft. Piece of that, Minecraft work. That's very stupid. Oh, I thought it was pretty good. There's a reason why I've never tried to do a solo, podcast. It's hard, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. You try to do it for a while.

Yeah, it's hard to get the... You just lose interest in what you're talking about, you know? Yes. And it's just like, it's so easy just for the self-hate. Like, what the fuck cares? That's the stuff you need to put out, man. That's what people why. Yeah, yeah. It's like, hey, welcome to Brian O'Toole-Bow. Oh, fuck sick.

I'm such a fucking workless. Where's my gun? I'm going to put the gun on my mouth. I need you just hear me go like, oh, what the I'm gonna put the bun in my mind Oh fuck It's just a hair dryer I'm like whoa My head's hot now

Yeah It's just hard to do a podcast really Like yeah Unless you got someone like you Doing all the work You do all the real work I just kind of go like yeah Doctor Who

That's why That's what I contribute to the show Workless bunt I am uh hoovian uh you don't like that term don't you know no one likes that term does they know no one what's wrong with it makes you look like nerds yeah what a gay term that is yo like i used to fuck with the hoovians but then i find out they don't get no pussy the hoovians don't get no pussy you heard but uh the trekkies the truggies get pussy

they get mad pussy no they don't yeah uh oh i was telling you actually i was walking back from a gig a few nights ago. Very bad gig. They did very badly and I drank too much. Good. A classic, a great combination, you know? Yeah. So the gig went bad. Is that the bus stop? Which gig was it again?

I'm not going to tell you. What a question to ask. Yeah, sorry, you're right. Well, I was walking back from the gig, all right? And there's a woman doing yoga at the bus stop on the street. Yeah. She didn't even matter anything. That's disgusting. Yeah, yeah. No, she wasn't like on the ground, you know, but she was doing all that

you know like one leg up and you kind of go down and one leg you know I'd not very good at yoga but she's doing like different kind of stretches and stuff you know poses

yeah exactly downward facing dog yeah and again she's not like it's not like she's like on the ground with the piss and all that

and the urine you know she's just like stretching in front of a hobo yeah no it's funny she's just like stretches her arm

tiny bit but I'm like look at her doing yoga makes you sick Asian black magic yeah was she

let's play a guest just some Irish Irish woman yeah yeah yeah Was she attractive? You all ask me that I think it's an important question No no no

We're going to talk with something else now I watch Well how were people reacting to her They all loved it Yeah Yeah they're all cheering and clapping Yeah yeah I'm just there

fucking grooving on it You know But I had a bad gig So everyone has to be nice to me I wait What have you been doing week now. We watched you watched a General's

daughter. I did. I didn't watch much of it. I watched the first bit of it. I tell you, they did get me. Yeah. The other bit with the accent. So General's daughter is like a 90s movie, isn't it? Yeah, late 90s. Late 90s. Late 90s with

John Travolta. And he's investigating this woman has been killed and I believe raped. Yes. On an army barracks. Yes. Okay. But the start of it, he's undercover. He's doing like a Bill Clinton

accent. He's like, hey man, I just we're going to be arms dealers. I want to sell you these weapons. Yeah. It's very cartoonish. Yeah, but I was such a little cunt. I was like, oh, you can that's a bad accent. Oh, John Travolta's really not a good movie star, is he? He's very bad.

Oh, he's phoning it in. How are we meant to take him seriously in this role? Oh, I was being such a little prick. I actually have to apologize to Cervalta. Because I was being so, you were trying to watch the film. I was like, no, I can't believe it. No, he's made.

made a big mistake here and director should hang his head in shame yeah I was getting so angry it was a very bad and I fell for her too I was like yeah

you're right it's a bad accent this is the second time this has happened there's a movie that came out years ago with Jason Statum is that we all one

with Jason Statum as like James Franco is the villain in it oh no yeah it doesn't matter okay it's some dumb action movie right

Jason Statham's doing an American accent. Right. He's like, oh, yeah. Oh, I like baseball, yeah. Oh, I love being from Tennessee, yeah. Oh, crock, I love it, yeah. But like, he... Give us a fucking off dog.

I'm famished. Yeah, yeah, so he's doing all that. Oh, New York City, greatest in the world, mate. Yeah. I remember I was watching it, and again, I stood up with all these guys around, all right? It was at a party, and I brought my portable DVD player. And, uh...

I was like, guys, stop the music. You two, stop fingering, all right? Look at his accent. Oh, what a terrible, terrible. Jason Statham, there's no range. And he's not even that tough. I could take him. No drinking game.

Every time Jason Statham does a bad accent, take a drink of iron brew. Yeah, sugar rush, baby. Rock and roll. But then it turns out he's just undercover. And then he goes back to, like, talking Jason Statham. Oh, my God, I left the party. I went to the shed, you know?

But it was at your house? You were like, you advertised. You wanted like a Project X-style house party. It's like, free gaff, no rules, no anything goes. No parents allowed. You were 27. Oh, fuck. But yeah, so.

So, yeah, so in this film, okay, John Travolta is undercover doing that Bill Clinton and then as an arms dealer and then I know what happens then he kills the arms dealer Yeah so I think the arms dealer finds out He's undercover tries to kill him But Travolta's too cool and too quick Even though he's a bit kind of pudgy

You know To be honestly this is just on the edge of Devolta being able to do like Action Leading role action Where there's little bits where like he kind of jumps out of bed On to like a thing and swings up onto the roof Yeah it's a lot of very acrobatic stuff

Yeah, very Spider-Man-esque where it's like, you know, it's like he gets up with John Travolta next scene is some black guy with a wig doing a cool flip and then it cuts back to John Travolta, you know? Yeah, I can't believe it's just back flipped off and it's crazy.

Ah, it's just like walking, but anyway. So yeah, so he's like a, what they call it, like a military police. Military detective, yeah, military detective. I don't know how it works. I think the military have their own kind of police foot. They kind of sort out their own stuff in-house.

Well, yes, but. you know, so the woman who turns up raped and murdered, like, so it's really horrific. Her body is found naked and she's tied like, like, spread eagle, like her arms and legs

are tied, so like that, you know, and she's naked, she's murdered, been raped. In the middle of the barracks. Like outside. Yeah. Yeah. So, now, you're actually, the ending is, was insane. Well, I didn't watch the ending, but let's just set more up, okay?

So I watched up to the point where James Cromwell is a general So it's his daughter The general's daughter Yeah and he's like I want you to find out Who did this okay Yeah But there's like a ticking talk element

A ticking talk There's a tick talk element All right Because everyone's being mean to me In the comment section No There's a ticking clock element Alright

Because if they don't solve the case A certain amount of time Then the FBI get involved If the FBI get involved It becomes like a national news story It's going to get leaked to the press The one to keep this in-house The military are very insulated

They do everything in-house Like there's even a phrase There's the right way, The wrong way and the Army way Oh, I never heard that, yeah Yeah, yeah, that's like a comment They say it in the movie And I think it is a common thing

That just pretty much like that We don't let anything get out We deal with everything in-house Yeah So as the movie goes on We find out that the, I think her name is Elizabeth Right, the daughter

Yeah She was actually, when she was in West Point, which is like the military training academy. Which is a lot of fucking weird shit happened there in a past, hasn't it? Yes, yeah. Yeah. And yeah. We'll get to that later on, yeah.

But so it turns out that while she was in college, during a training exercise, she was gang raped, right? And so she was grabbed, tied, much like how our body was found. She's tied all four, like hands and lives are bound. She's stripped naked. She's beaten.

She's raped. It goes on for hours, really horrific, traumatic thing. And it fucked her up, obviously. So as we go on further and we find out that the way she, how she was found before she was murdered, she wasn't actually kidnapped and put there. She did that herself. Yeah.

What is like a... Because her dad, they swept the whole rape thing under the rug, right? So her dad was like, look, we're just, we can't talk about. this ever. You just need to pretend like it didn't happen and forget about it. There's nothing we can do. We can't stay in the reputation of West Point or the military. You just have to forget about it. And so she felt very betrayed. So she like became very promiscuous after that which is common after sexual assaults. Yeah, you become like hypersexual. So she's like just banging all the people like on the army base. She gets a reputation. She's doing that to kind of go

fuck you or a dad like I'm there's no way able to ignore this so then

she tied herself to she got James Woods to help her James Woods was like her mentor I love James Woods

he's actually he's a gay he's a gay man he's a gay couple in the movie in the movie don't besmirch in real life

James Wood is a he's a good straight insane Trump supporter yes a very big he gets pussy much like

Trump and McGregor very same modus up the hand out. He's a real go-getter. He really loves Israel, have to say, now. Well, yeah. He's a big fan of Israel, you know?

So James Woods and this is gay. Yes, and he helped tie Elizabeth up and it's like, we're going to do this. So there's no way my father, the general, can ignore it. And then someone who was obsessed with her just killed her. Like he was in love with her. It's like, you're banging everyone, but not banging me.

So die, you whore. Pretty romantic, I think. Romantic and heroic. it's easy for you to say that so he's a soldier is he yes he's a soldier yeah yeah and then what happens then that's how they find out but nothing it kind of gets

solved within the time frame so it never leaks out and it all gets swept under the rug again pretty much well that's it nobody really like the guy who did it ends up killing himself anyway so it's like case closed to be honest it was quite at times very

silly and melodramatic and over the top but it did the subject matter is very controversial and very timely because not so much timely but relevant in that there is a huge problem with sexual assault in the military not just in america in ireland as well yeah yeah but like there was a documentary made in 2012 called the invisible war and it's all about like just the statistics the the sheer numbers and the figures are staggering yeah like there's like thousands and thousands of cases that happen every year and those are just the ones

that get reported like it's crazy that's just like the sexual assault stuff right which is obviously like fucking terrible but there's also like more weirder stuff that doesn't get reported on but like it's led to deaths in the past like all these stories of like oh we were hazing this guy and we

told me funny like we all we like um like roofied him essentially yeah and then like put something in his mouth and then he just died and then we just like you know ran away essentially and everyone's like oh you kill them well don't do that again. Yeah, no one ever like, no one ever faces any

like prosecution or anything like it. There's no repercussions for like... It actually was, I've heard of one a while ago where like they actually did like yeah, they basically roofy the guy and they had sex with him and they took pictures of it and they showed him the pictures basically like, you're gay. So they

drug drugged and raped him. Yeah, yeah. Took pictures of it and like, ha, homo. Yeah, yeah. Basically like that like, oh, look what you got? They're like BAM, you know. This is like Viva LaBam level of shit. And then they built a skate park in his bedroom.

His asshole. Tony Hawk's doing a 900 degree flip in his asshole. Oh, bam. Come on, bam. I don't want a entire skate park in my asshole. All the military guys date raping me and taking a pig. Shut the fuck up, Phil. You fat fucking homo.

You got raped. You fed. this is obviously very horrible terrible yeah but like there's like really bad like weird shit like it's very homerotic it is a lot like when you read about like old football players back in a day where it's so much of that stuff was like oh it hilarious yeah we uh we uh we um we stripped he was like you know he was 12 he was uh in the academy the football academy you know so we stripped them naked and we rub that what that's happened to gary neville whoa Gary Nibble, yeah, he was like,

it was like, first day training, all right? They were like, oh, let's haze him, let's, you know, teach him the Man United way. So they stripped him, and then they got, like, wire brushes and started brushing him with wire brushes. That's fucking... Yeah, washing, like, his balls and penis and all that. Alex Ferguson's like, yeah, do it, yeah.

I shut out, aye, aye, I make sure it's spick and spahn. I want him nice and clean. Hey, that's the red devil's way. But then, like... Like, wire brushes on bare skin would be very painful. balls and penis and he's a child yeah and then like

all these football players like yeah and that's the right way now you look at these spoiled players these days they've never been stripped naked and abused I feel sorry for him yeah

cowards cussies actually in that documentary though the Invisible War very interesting statistic and again this is 2012 so I don't know if it's changed much

but 15% of male like people that enter the military have already carried out a sexual assault of some kind. Really? Yeah. Like that's pretty high number of you're just like, like on record.

Yeah. So the number's probably higher than that. Of course, yeah, sure, yeah. It's fucking, it's crazy. Just a whole lot of rape going on in the military. That's why I thought it's got to be weird that warfare film came out. Yeah. So we're still making these movies that are like, you know, like the Oscar Beatty kind of movies after Iraq war, like Hurt Locker or all that.

No, you know, I'm not saying the movies are bad. but they're definitely made or that movie Brothers you know with Tub McGuire or the messenger

Woody Harleson these films are just like you know it's a kind of liberal kind of thing of like the war was bad

but you know we feel you know PTSD is bad as well you know that kind of like you know like

we went over there and we were lied to you know yeah a bit like made with Vietnam movies as well you know

but it's very weird that warfare that new Gibney movie, Alex Gibney, I think his name is. Alex Garland. Garland, yeah, yeah. Who's Alice Gibney? He's a documentary filmmaker. Yes, you're right. I wasn't that far off. No. I wasn't like, yeah, yeah, the new guy,

Stan Lee movie. Excelsior. The new Woody Allen film, Warfare. Oh my God, those gut you so loud. The real warfare is when a woman lies about you, which is a perfectly natural relationship with your daughter-law. whoever is, yeah, yeah. No, it was adopted daughter, I think. I don't know.

You always make that distinction, don't you? You know? Who's adopted? It wasn't even... He's a great. He did any whole. No, I think it actually was his full-blood daughter as far as it might be.

Dylan, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was the adopted daughter that he's still married to now, actually. Weren't you saying that Woody Allen talks about the badness in his autobiography? I think he doesn't.

I hadn't got to that part. but I think he does mention it a bit. Yeah, I don't think he goes to the full... He's kind of skims over it. Yeah, I don't think... Oh, we had a bit of bother, but yeah. We're all good now. I don't think he would really...

I don't even think publishers would want him to talk about it. I think they would, yeah? Of course, that's the juicy stuff. That's what gets... I'm not saying it's good, but if you're a publisher, that's what you care about, you know? Well, I don't think he goes into... I don't want to hear about how he made fucking play it again Sam.

I don't care about that. I do. Oh, wow. When you do your Humphrey Bogart impression, would? Oh, that cured my depression. Because I did watch a TV movie about Woody Allen that was made in like, I think, the late 90s, I think, early 2000s.

Somebody playing him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone playing him and someone playing Mia Farrow and all the way. Woody Allen wasn't involved, by the way. Right. And they kind of, they don't fully lean on which side, you know. But I think it's, they kind of air on the side of it's a bit, Woody Allen's a bit weird.

Yeah. And you can't really deny that. even you couldn't I have no I have never tried to you know stand up for his character but he did midnight in Paris

I like his work I'm sorry that I like his work yeah it's very good what do you want for me I did I haven't watched a documentary HBO did did you watch that the Emil Farrow one

yeah would play a lot of tapes yeah yeah that was pretty damning wasn't yeah I think it was but you know me That's my argument. No, look, I'm not defending Woody Allen, all right.

You're trying to say like I'm defending Woody Allen. I'm not. I mean a real prick. I like his movies. I've been a real snake here, aren't I? As if you don't like his films. You told me off camera, you love him. And you want to adopt a little Chinese girl yourself, didn't you?

You said that, he said that, yeah. I changed the subtitles. So you're like, I don't support Woody Allen, you know? I just take out the don't you. Well, all right. Meo Farrow's weird though So there we go Yeah, case close

No one adopts Fucking 17 kids If you're not a freak as I There's a bit of weirdness going on there Yeah You're trying to fill a hole there Yeah yeah They're both two weird

Disturbed Hollywood freaks And no one's gonna argue with you And obviously he's worse than she is But she's still pretty bad But anyway I don't know enough about her What about warfare then Oh yeah sorry warfare

So, uh, I was just, my friend was telling me about warfare. I haven't seen warfare, by the way, but my friend was telling me about it. And the whole thing is, I think it's, like, a real time. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's like these soldiers. It's all the guys who are popular to moments. So it was like Joseph Quinn and, uh, Cosmo Jarvis, all those guys, you know. You know, your favorites, all right?

Cosmo Jarvis, he was in, uh... Shogun. Huh? Shogun. Oh. Was he also in that film of Barry Kogan? I don't know, but, uh, I don't know what film you're talking about. But the point is...

It's an Irish film. Maybe you're right, yeah, I don't know. The point is, it's all these, like, flavoured amount actors, all very good, you know? Yeah. And, like, it's based on a real soldier experiences, and it's co-written by the soldier, and co-directed by the soldier.

Let's see if he's in a... Cam with horses, I was right. Ha! Who's a dickhead now? Who supports Pino's now, Brian? Boom, you just got... Oh, a hitched laugh there, brother. You've won this round, so I've been banished to the Shadow Realm.

you know, I don't get that. I'm too busy watching Woody Allard Phillips. Anyway, right, so Warfare, it's written by... It's written directed and co-directed by this soldier, right? And it's like these brave soldiers, but they're kind of like goofballs, you know? And like they start off, they're watching the Lean on Me video. You know, lean on me? You know the girl dancing?

Oh. The music video, the sexy girls? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the aerobics kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're all watching that, like, laughing about it and dancing as well, you know. They're all having fun. Right. And then it's like, oh, God, there's some Iraqi children up to no good.

We got to shoot them, all right? So then they're going out there and it's like, oh, God, no. And it's all this like, don't pick up the gun. No, I got to shoot the child, you know. Right. Oh, I feel bad now. And then, you know, I think one of the soldiers get shot and they're like, oh, war is hell. Yeah.

And then at the end. So it's like this kind of like, you know. oh are we the monsters really but at the end all right they have like a montage of them training with the real soldiers and they're all having fun and goofing around you know and the soldiers their faces are blurred oh yeah but because of all the war crimes I imagine

yeah but it's them like whey you know doing like beer bombs and stuff like yeah doing like the cinnamon challenge and all that yeah way do do you know they're all having fun and goofing around And they all got matching tattoos and shit, you know, because that's such a fun time. That's what the fucking, like, the guys in Lord of the Rings got matching tattoos. And that's one thing. They do, like, a serious war drama.

It's like, way, besties forever. Yeah, yeah. How has this movie been received? People love it. Yeah. The people who are meant to love it, love it, you know. And then all, like, the guys like me who was like, war is bad. Yeah.

Yeah, we're in the corner being like, oh, don't do that. But we're a minority. shooting Iraqi children whose backs are turned in the middle of the night while they're asleep, is it okay? You fucking lib-torned, cuck, communist piece of shit. Yeah, yeah, that's

me, all right. Yeah, yeah. What do you, you just want to see? You would love if there's just a ragheads in the White House. That's what you want, isn't it? Sorry. That's what Dave would say, not me, of course. Anyway, back to what do you have?

actually not talking about Woody Allen but Diane Keaton you mentioned communism there it sparked I watch Reds okay Reds is fucking awesome

actually before I talk about Reds I want to restart the video there so just talk for a second about a talk about Warren Beatty from here

I know nothing of Warren Beatty really I know that he was an ultimate fuck machine banged a lot of ladies he did Bonnie and Clyde

and Bullworth probably some stuff in between. Dick Tracy, that was his big one as well. He was all I'm going to watch Dick Tracy for next week. We should stick it on here. Okay. Are you working tomorrow? I am. Cancel it. No. Call and sick.

I will. Yeah, make up that lie about your ear bleeding. No, I'll still be in work. I'm taking on extra shifts now. Got to keep the lights on around this place. Yeah, because I'm not paying the rent. You fucking hobo. Yeah. I refuse to pay for anything. Like, you come down and I'm like, James, my cereal. James

You didn't get the toilet paper I like And you didn't wipe the way I like You ever see those videos like The cat's got the bowl And it's like shaking the bowl That's me basically I'm like I'm hungry

Yeah You're just there with your Antidepressants are all gone Like James Hello You want me to get sad again Oh It'd be blood in your hands

James If I take a turn can you afford for me to only wear Velcro shoes so I watch Reds awesome film so fucking good

it's real epic it's such a ballsy move so Warren Beatty he's a talk of town he's an A-list actor he directed some movie I don't know what it was I think it's like some film

about like sad couples you know suicide whatever okay got like Oscar nominated and then he does this film Reds a three hour epic, big budget movie

about communism. Okay. Basically, essentially a pro-communist movie. Right. In the 80s. That's a big swing. Yeah. Yeah, big, big swing. And it's all about this guy called Jack Reed, not Riley Reed. I was.

Jack, I know you. I'm like, whoa. Jack Reed, yeah. Jack Reed, this is like in like 1917 or something with that, all right? I know, like in 1915, I believe, all right? Okay. he's like this journalist

kind of like writer intellectual and member of the Communist Party he believes in communism and all that he believes in the worker and the unionising

and all that and he I know you're sick already yeah my ear's bleeding enough thank you very much

you have to put on some value tainment after this that fucking that weird guy what's he what is he Turkish or something

who's that value taming you'll Patrick David oh Patrick Bet David Man, he's so angry. Yeah, I don't really like his stuff. He's very...

He's always yelling. He's had video with him with Sam Cedar. No. Sam Cedar's on. He's like a YouTube guy, all right? And he's like, do you believe da? You honestly believe da? Well, I just think that Biden...

You know, you think what Biden? You know, he's just like ready to snap. And he's got like tree, like, henchmen with him. Yeah. That are basically like, well, you know, like shouting as well, you know? Yeah. See, I don't like that type of stuff. I don't like people screaming at me.

Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, a bit of a bus man's holiday. When you grow up in a household where everyone's screaming at you, you don't really want to consume that type of content. Actually, I didn't mention this. I watched a debate between Sam Cedar and Ethan Klein. Ian Klein is just getting worse and worse. Yeah.

And he's really deteriorating now. He's twitchy. He's got like Tourette's apparently, but he's probably on like Adderall or something as well. I would imagine so, yeah. He's all sniffing and twitching there, right? Like he's having a little stroke. hard to watch he's really yeah he's kind of crumbling like what is it because he's just so pro Israel and everyone's coming for him because i don't know what's happened to him he's losing sponsors

all the time like just don't mention politics you know just talk about anything else like you got a very popular thing it's got a big platform like if he's just talking about celebrity gossip yeah exactly you know it's that bit like look i i always kind of like it's funny people like jimmy kimmel or like you know like uh those types all right they talk about politics every single knight don't mention Israel at all, you know it's just like

Donald Trump says you know yeah and it's like that is almost like an impressive ability to like just like the big story

this week you know the big atrocity that's right Trump's tweets you know yeah yeah that's the big thing

but same with like Colbert and all those consul right they just never mention Israel never mention what about John Oliver surely he's

yeah he does it sometimes yeah he's won the few him and like John Stewart are the only ones that will do it, you know? Seth Myers will have, like, literally a Biden on, and he'd be like, so, okay, some people think Israel's bad,

and Biden'd be like, no, it's no. Those people are a bunch of jerks, man. We get what you're talking about shit. Talk about that, man, it's crazy. Yeah, and then Seth Meyer's like, well, well, that's the end of the show, guys. Yeah. And now Arcade Fire, you know? But, um...

I said, stop talking about Israel. That fire and that arcade was already all fire. man you know what they're doing in there those little children they're pretending to shoot the gas training man Hamas that's that arcades of Hamas training ground man

Israel is right to the fendish out of your goddamn joke if you think that you got that jerk then Michael rapports there as well would be like yeah until knee crap to suck it they can suck my pecker

those guys are jerks they don't know nothing about hip-hop. I'm from New York shitty, baby. We don't give a fuck. Michael Rappaport's also very, very funny, you know? And again, all he does now is talk about Israel. He went over to Israel and did that, like, Israeli S&L.

Oh, he did that as well. He did that. Him and Brett Gelman, the two biggest stars in America, Rappaport and Brett Gelman, they both went over. And don't if I show you his S&L Israel sketches. I saw the Gelman once. Yeah, but the sketches are terrible. It's all like, they're basically like, um, you know, they have like some Israeli people dressed up like

American libs, you know, so it's all like they got blue hair like, oh, we shouldn't kill innocent children. Oh my pronouns like that, you know. And then Michael Ratport or Brett Gilman comes and be like, hey, shut up. Yeah. Everyone in the audience cheers. Live from Israel.

Yeah. It's a real fucking terrible sketch. Also, another sketch. I think, oh, yeah, I just remember now. I can't remember exactly, but I think it's like, the sketch was Michael Rappaport is like Dumbledore or something like that. Okay. And they want to put them in like Palestinian house

or something. It writes itself, you know? Oh, yeah. Fucking great, man. Yeah, something, yeah. And then I assume I'm going to guess the Palestinian house, they're like killing gay people or something. Yeah, yeah. That's like the joke there. Puffle Puff. Yeah.

They find a puff and they huffle them to death. I don't know. I'm trying. I'm trying. I didn't say, yeah, yeah. What was talking about? Sorry, I've got real lost. Let me guess, Israel, they're slithering.

Yeah. Well, anyway, like... So, so Sam Cedar has a debate with Eaton Klein. Okay. And, like, it's a long debate. I didn't watch all of it, right? I just watched the bit everyone told me to watch, all right? So there's a bit where Eaton Klein's kind of like,

yeah, yeah, I see. It's probably bad killing all those civilians. all that. But what about this though? This is a gotcha moment and he shows a clip of Hassan Piker, alright? And Hassan Piker in the clip is like yeah, I mean anyone who supports Israel

should be like, you know, I mean you should be demonized, you shouldn't even be allowed walk a dog like you should be like, you know, in a perfect world, you know? So that's what he says, all right? And then Eaton Klein's like, yeah, there you go. People who support Israel shouldn't be allowed walk dogs.

That's hate speech. That is honestly, I feel threatened watching that, right? Because basically anyone who supports Israel, that means all Jewish people. That's all, you're saying, all Jewish people shouldn't walk dogs. Is that the kind of hate speech you want to allow on these platforms? And this is why I'm thinking, you know, civilians genocide, all that. Eaton Hikers, there you go, all right? Yeah.

And, you know, Sam Cedar's like, well, you know, I'm Jewish. I don't think that's the way he meant, you know. And also, like, what about all the evangelical Christians and all that? Yeah. Who support Israel, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a big, like, you know, Jews against Israel. Yeah, huge. Exactly, yeah, yeah.

And also, Eaton Klein, of all people, talk about hate speech. There's all these videos online you can find of Eaton Klein saying the N-word, like, pointing at dead bodies and talking about, like, their, like, their pussies and all. Like, really messed up stuff. He's like, he's a real edge lord for years. Yeah, like, like 2013-14, he was really like... Yeah, yeah, all this stuff. Like, back then it was like, oh, yeah, blackface is funny.

I'm going to make my Israeli wife do blackface. Yeah, yeah. And then... I can finally get hard for once, you know. Yeah, it's all this stuff, you know. And you make millions doing that, all right? And now he's going to gone like... It's not about...

It's about love. Israel's about spreading love to all the people of the world, apart from them. Look at all that love coming down from the sky. Yeah, raining down on them. Yeah. What time are we are? Like, just, you know.

killing like fucking 15 like medical workers and cutting off aid like no food no medical supplies no clean water they're you know

it's insane but still everyone's just talking about kneecap yeah kneecaps just a big story now like they've vilified kneecap so much that like even Benjamin Netanyahu's like

I have anxiety now because of kneecap I might hurt myself now it's all your fault Mr. Bapp if that's Mr. Provee Take off that

Spalloclava Your tricolored demon Yeah, they really went after Neacap there They had, I think they cancelled All their American gigs And then Neacap had to do revoked their visas and stuff

Yeah Like if any time in America They were going to put kneecap in a prison in like Venezuela Now is the time Like I can see what happening You know But the thing is

Like after this controversy kicked off and as their US visa got revoked, all of their US dates sold out immediately. So right now they have like a sold out tour in America that they might hypothetically not be able to do but they will be. Well imagine if they

nobody's turning down that money. But imagine okay, if they weren't allowed in like we need some lads to replace them. Yeah. That could be our chance. You heck? Yeah. The BJ boys on tour. I'm working on my rhymes you know. All right. Spit some fire for me dog. Here we go. Oh, the pressure.

I can't rap in front of people though there's no people here Brian there's literally no one just us oh well what do you want me to rap about this is so good classic freestyle

in eight mile you know like well well give me a subject matter yeah yeah yeah well I can't I mean you know give me a couple I'll come back tomorrow let me write a freestyle

it's not fair it's just so much pressure you can't force well Michael Shannon's fucking my mother I can't write back there yeah yeah this is oh that's hard for me well you know

we'll cook something up in the lab I tell you could rap okay yeah you do all the rap and I'll be the manager I'll be the Paul Giamatti right like yeah okay I'll do the rap and then you're like where's my money I'm looking after for you James

no I'm like the colonel in the Elvis movie okay I'm Elvis Yeah, I'm a weird Dutch voice. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I'm just like guzzling cheeseburgers and pan pills. Hey, man, what's my 14-year-old wife? I got a, hey, man, this Israel.

Pretty bad, man. I don't think that's cool, man. I actually finished Priscilla. Oh, you did? Turns out he's a pedo. What? Yeah, I didn't realize that at the start when he married a 14-year-old. I was like, well, let him cook.

Hear him out. I want to know what happens here. But yeah, it turns out Elvis was a p-do. Right. It's weird that like, it's funny Like some people like, they're like Oh yeah, he's a pedo, he's a pedo, he's a pedo, he's a pedo But when it's someone they loved

Like, well hang on a minute now Yeah, you know, it's a different time And I mean, he was the king Mia Farrow pushed him to it, you know All of us were talking about, sorry But like, yeah, like even so, it's weird So the movie is based on Priscilla Yeah, right?

I think Priscilla was involved In the production or something like that Right And then Priscilla had a daughter Lisa Marie Presley Yes And then... Who, was she married to

Jackson? Michael Jackson? Yeah, I believe it. That's a whole kettle of fish right there. Nicholas Cage? Yeah, that seems right, yeah. Why not? That's something...

Who's going to correct me? I can say what I want. Well, she's dead now. And apparently, I wish she went more to this like Priscilla's whole life, you know? It kind of ends when she divorces Elvis, all right, in the movie. But Priscilla's dead or Lisa Marie? Both.

But we both dead, yeah. But Priscilla, I think she then she started dating some, like, male model. and then the male model started molesting Lisa Marie Presley a very awful story when she was like 10 or something

like very very awful thing all right but then Lisa Marie Presley her daughter's Riley Koe yeah who was like an actress yeah yeah yeah and they wrote a book

together all right about Elvis and her grandmother and all that you know so it's this very long line of terrible things but there's still

this kind of weird kind of sheen of like the Elvis brand I think a little bit like Well, you know, he did, you know, sure, look, all right, he was Elvis, he married a 14-year-old, he gave her all these drugs, she passed out. One time she passed out for like two days, and then she woke up and, uh...

Well, rested, I assume, after a nice, lovely sleep. Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, and he was a perfect gentleman. Like, sleeping beauty, he gave her a little peck on the cheek and she arose. Like, I wish the Priscilla movie... And she had a limp for about three days afterwards, but, you know, you know, he... I wish the Priscilla movie had been way more dark. It's a lot more like implied stuff. Yeah.

They kind of, because it's Jacob Allordy, the audience kind of likes Elvis. Yeah, yeah. Like, they should have got a real ugly cunt to play him, you know? But Elvis was very handsome, though. Well, you should have portrayed him as meaner then or something, you know? They almost betray Elvis in the film as almost like a victim of his own success, you know? Where he's just a strung up on drugs? Hey, man, I was so fucking good.

All these teens want to fuck me, man. What am I supposed to do, babe? But, like, near the end of Priscilla. Uh-huh. Near the end of Priscilla, all right She goes to see him And he's kind of like

You know, he's strung out Right He tries to have sexed her And she's like Oh no He's like You know, she's like Goodbye Elvis

And you know Drives off into sunset Oh yeah Good Uh huh Happy ending Actually His uh

Lisa Marie's son So it would be Elvis's great grandson I think killed himself Or died Yeah Yeah Yeah

Almost like a real Kennedy style family Yeah, like there's a lot of A lot of dysfunction, obviously, I mean, you know Well, I mean, I think like if you're that Biggest star, there's almost like a generational trauma kind of like

thing, you know, and it's like you still, you get, it's almost like If you're like the grandson or great grandson of Elvis or one of these guys, you get none of the fame or money really. No, yeah. You get a bit royalties ever like that, but he's still got like paparazzi cuns falling you around, you know? Well, like even like, it's sad

when they're like grandchildren or like, so Johnny Cash his grandson is a musician or fucking like Bob Dylan has kids or a musician or you know fucking John Lennon's son John Lennon yeah it's like they're all just like

you're always just going to be you know you're a tribute act is all you are really because you're never going to be your own successful thing because the thing is you could try but I guarantee any agent you have is going to be like no yeah

just do let it be you know what I fucking found out recently which blew my mind fucking Bob Dylan's son directed the movie How High? The stoner comedy with Method Man and Red Man. Now that's the example of a son

stepping out of his father's shadow. You think Bob Dylan's like, oh man, I'm so jealous. So funny, Bob Dylan's son has contributed more to hip-hop and black culture than his old boomer dad ever did. This is the story of the holy king. I wonder if Bob Dylan came to his son's

I got an idea for a song for the hi-high. Method man and red man talking on the white man's greed. Give me that sweet, sweet green devil that is to free me from my slaver. Dad, dad, look, I'm working. The whole is old motherfucker here. I ain't fucking with that shit.

Who's that? That's whoever you want it to be, man. Whoever you want it to be. That's Michael Rappaport, is it? But how high? That's a hood classic right there. I haven't seen years. You're a loser, dude.

a fucking loser. Pussy. It's a week ago. Yeah, not good enough. Doctor Who, hi. That's what you want. Actually, there are... Has the doctor ever toaked?

No. Smoked up, bro? He hasn't smoked up. He has taken stuff that made him trip, but not intentionally. It's like the villains have poisoned him or drugged him. Actually, before we go, Doctor Who is coming to the cinemas.

Do you want to come? No. Yes, you do. Come on. It's on a Saturday. so you have to cancel work. Tell your boss. It's only on a Saturday? Yeah.

Why? It's live. They're live streaming the final episode of the shooty got was season. It might be the final episode of Shooty Gotwas season. The rumours is Shooty Gotwas leaving. What cinema is it going to be in? Ciney World.

Cine world. Yeah, so it's a live screening, okay? So I taught me and you could go. We could smoke up, you know, pop a few Ease, some acid, you know? Yeah, yeah. And just go over there and proper... It's like our woodstock in a way, you know? It's like, yeah, properly, like, you know,

I mean so many hot chicks there You know, bodacious babes? You think so? Of course, yeah, yeah. I'll be bringing a beach ball. I'll be like going fucking crazy, yeah. I can't, I'll definitely, I'm not even going to, I won't even call it sick.

I'll just, I'll put in like a dummy and close the door. Working hard. You know, it'll be like Ferris Bueller's day off. It'll be like, hey boss, just working hard. James, I don't know if. that's really you look at all these blacks playing football i don't like that oh yeah that's him all right yeah keep up the good work james you got it boss wow the underage beach volleyball season starting early this year oh looks like i'll be pulling an all-nighter fellas

ha ha ha ha ha ha oh classic cadden oh we love having you in the office Cadden, you get a promotion. The CAD bought 3,000. Yeah. Are you going to go to that then? I go, yeah, of course. I went to the 50th live screening as well. It's kind of fun to see TV on the cinema.

Did it work? Of course, did. What are you talking about? These professionals. Okay, well, I just, you know. Yeah, so the way, I think it works. So it's going to be a live screening of the last episode, and they aired the episode before that as well.

I think they did that with the Friends. Finns finale as well. They live streamed it. Not over here, but in America, but I remember it being a segment on RT News. I remember this as well. And there were like, fat Americans crying, like, it's the end. I can't believe it. I'll be there for you. Yeah. Were you emotional when Friends ended? No. I actually didn't know what Friends was when I first saw it. Yeah. That spares a lot about you. Yeah. What are Friends? No, what I mean is like... Mom, Dad. What are these Friends? of which they speak. You're never going to have to worry about that, Brian.

It's a science fiction, is it? For you, it is. No, I mean it's like, I see reports about Friends ending. I was like, what's that? Must be a popular show. And I watch a bit of it. And I was like, it's too complicated from me.

What's going on? Yeah. Who's Gunter? Oh, I can't. Yeah, yeah. Because it was all this, like, where... How are you doing? That's a valid question.

Why do people laugh when he says that? No, but, like, you start watching Friends, okay? It's like season 10, okay? Yeah. And it's like, all this, like, back. story and I was like, oh, I can't keep track of the lore here. Like Game of Thrones.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. I was like, who's who? Which one's the Jewish one? It was too much for me, okay? But I had to go back to the start. And then I went to England and I found these VHS tapes of friends. Yeah, he couldn't get them over here.

I had to go a dark web. Yeah, yeah. Off of guys, you know, that euphemism, oh, Brian got the boat to England, you know? Yeah, so I watched them and I kind of picked up what was going on. Yeah, yeah. They seemed like Fatter Ted.

Yeah. I had no idea what Fatter Ted was for ages. I remember in school people were like oh, do you see Fader Ted? And I was like, yeah. And I'd be panicking. It's like, do not ask me a follow question. Yeah. You know, like when guys and movies are undercover, you know? Yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, I've seen that. And I go into the bathroom, like, oh, fuck, fuck.

I'm just ripping the wire off and flushing it out of the toilet. It's just too fucking risky. I can't do, like the departed. Yeah. And my hand It was like, you got to do it, Brian. I'm not fucking risking this. It's my fucking life on the line. Look at my hand.

But yeah, for ages to talk with Father Ted and be like, oh, yeah, I love that movie. Yeah, it's great. I remember being, like, in primary school and people said, oh, did you watch Father Ted? And I'd be like, yeah, I did, yeah. I knew what it was, but my mom didn't let us watch it. And then I slapped that old bit, just like, hey, things got to change right here. didn't you watch it? The religious element.

Yeah, yeah, you know, sacrilegious and rude. And weren't you watching, like, wrestling and stuff? We weren't allowed to watch wrestling or the Simpsons or South Park or jackass. I had to do it all. Or gay porn. No, that was, I was in a 24-7 loop. Mandatory. The Angelus and then gay porn.

Like, bang, as he's pumping someone. The mangelus, you know. That's sacrilegious, yeah. But, yeah. Now, my mother was very strict on us growing up. but then, you know, thankfully her depression got worse and she just stopped caring

then I could just leave the house for days and nobody would ring or try to find out where I am life hack, yeah, it was awesome, good times. Yeah, that was that good. You watch all the Fatter Ted you want. Yeah, yeah. It's a shame we ever got Pope Ted. Pope Ted? The musical.

Oh, is that what the musical was going to be? Yeah, the Fader Ted musical was going to be called Pope Ted. I think, to be honest, he could probably, I think he'll get that. back? Well, I think he's gone too spastic, I'll be honest, Graham Lennon.

You know, people who might don't want to work with him anymore. Well, yeah, that's true. Because you can be transphobic all you want. But that's a guaranteed moneymaker now, though. Oh, yeah, of course, yeah, yeah. If I was him, uh, Graham Lennon, okay,

I would just take my name off it, wink, wink, wink. You know, I'd be a producer and I give it some, I give you some, uh, you know, like, um, young black woman to write. So I'd be like, uh, you know, like, oh, you're against that. you actually, you're a racist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I just sit back and raking all the fatter-thead money. It could be, yeah, he put Richard Ayawadi in a dress and change her name to... I don't think he'd like that. Priscilla Gaiowadi, huh? Graeme then's last person putting, like... No, but it's like, as a satire, to hold a mirror up to them, you know? Oh, you're, oh, God, I'm so stupid I can get the satire, yeah, you're too. He's working on a lot

Very cerebral levels Yeah, I don't understand satire at all Yeah, yeah I watch like Pido-Gedin, I'm like But paedophilia isn't funny They sent a peterfall in the space What a ridiculous

Waste of resources And money A child up there as well It's a child on board Are you serious That's the last thing you want to happen See you said that in the show Well finally they're making sense

They see the error of their ways A pedophile was dressed up as a school How did that not arouse suspicion? That is ridiculous. The law enforcement in that area I have a lot to answer for. Careless negligence. So we'll head off in a second.

I have to do some stuff. Anything else you want to say before we go off, James? I don't support Woody Allen. Very brave of you here. We'll see what you're like afterward. I was going to watch The Last of Us Actually, I want to watch that I didn't know what's the first season

Well, you should Okay It's the best show on television Is it? I'll tell you what, this is big spoilers Okay, so tune off now if you want spoilers for Last of Us Big spoilers

Yeah This is serious, okay? That's her real fate No, come on, Jane. Oh, then you wonder why you're not cast on The Last of Us Yeah, yeah

Why am I not Pedro Pescal? But one thing stopping you is your attitude I always say that to you Is that it? Because you go to the, It's like Patrice O'Neill, you know. You go to the audition.

Like, look at all these white people. Yeah. Look at all these white motherfuckers. Look at this old white pussy right there, motherfucker. What you're wearing a motherfucking car to get, motherfucker? Shit. Ha-ha.

What do you know about Nevada, motherfucker ain't no shit. Purple-ass, motherfucker. Motherfucking, fucking Monty the Dinosaurupe. Yeah. And we're in a purple Nirvana hoodie for listeners, yeah.

Very, very skating criticism there. But, so they killed off Pedro Pascal. Oh. Yeah, he died in the second episode. And you're thinking, how are they going to replace him? They got Joey Pants. Really? Yeah, he's the new Pedro Pascal.

I like Joey Pantiliano. I'm not sure if, uh, the 19-year-old girls on TikTok are going to like them as much. They don't know what they like, all right? I need to teach them to wait. Oh, they'll fall in love with him. Yeah. He's like the new ripped guy who shows up. Is he?

Yes, he is. Of course, don't. Is he? Yeah, I thought he had to have. about this. Isn't they like 70 though? Yeah, so what, ageism? Yeah. So he's like the new guy, he's like, sorry to hear about your friend, Petro Pascal.

Yeah. He takes his shirt off and, you know, does his hair. He's bald, isn't he? Yeah, yeah, but he like shakes his, you know, he takes a shower, you know? And he hangs dong, you know? Oh, okay. And they all love him, you know? It's become the Joey Pants show now. Right. And also that Gabriel Luna guy as well as there,

I suppose. Oh yeah, Ghost Rider. Yeah, he's there as well, I suppose. Well, it's all Joey Pants. Has he got more of a role in this season? I believe so. That's cool. Because he's the brother of Pedro Pascal in the show. Yeah, we met him.

Very nice guy. Very cool. Yeah. I kind of blanked him, to be honest. Yeah. He was like trying to talk to me like, uh, did I stutter? You didn't say anything, man. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Uh, you boy. Yeah, get me a Coke there. No ice. I'm cool enough already. Wow, that's a great line, man. Shut up!

Fucking jerk! Look me in the eye. Sorry, man. He didn't mean to offend you. He was a really nice guy. And he had all these cool stories about hanging out with Chappelle and like large fish.

Brian's like, yeah, I call him fish, man. Me and Fish, we were kicking it. I was like, yeah,

tell me more. Then Brian came over and just started to shove him. He was going to do? What are you going to do, what are you going to do, what are you going to do? Ireland is full.

Which, by the way, do you watch any stuff in the protest? I saw a few videos. The protest, man. Some of those guys are freaks of that protest. Yeah, obviously. Freaks, you know that little Justin Barrett guy

Yeah, yeah He's literally like, you're a Jew Get out of here, you're a Jew The guy's like, you know You're, that's a bit anti-Semitic, isn't it? It's it? Well, you can't see anything these days The Nazi's the right idea with you

With you Jew Yeah And people are people like, what's wrong with that? Yeah, he's just expressing himself A very unlikable little weasel of a man Like, where does he, I'd never really heard about him before Is he like big? Is he well-lawed? Yeah, man, he could buy

sell your ass. I wish he would. Hello, Mr. Barrett. I'm sure he'd love me. Yeah, exactly. Look this little Justin bad motherfuckers, short, little munchkin, mofucka, ha, ha. Like motherfucking munchkin from Wizard of Oz is trying to be in Wall Street and shit.

Their motherfucker greed is good, little motherfucker. So we're going to head off there. I have nothing else talk about. Okay. I feel like I kind of, I didn't, I don't know. I should, I need to get into a new show or do something. I need more stuff to talk about, you know.

I feel like I kind of went down a Doctor Who rabbit hole, and I'm actually reading the novelizations now. Right. So... What do you mean you've went down it? You have been... I was born of the darkness. You have been submerged in this subterranean layer. The thing is, I keep, I keep

thinking that's as bad as it's going to get. And I just keep getting further and further down. Further, I'm getting into, like, spin-offs and fan fiction and, like, you know, tie reviews. I watch reviews now if people like, they buy the toys and go like, this is the new Doctor Who

Thai. It's very, very good. It's just so mad when it's like he's just like filming it on his phone. It's just like his little pudgy fingers holding a little figurine. Like, look at that though. It's plastic. Oh, it smells nice. It tastes good. Everything you

wanted in an action figure. This is a little action figure now of Karen Gillen. Oh, look, you can feel her there. And you know what the best thing? You can feel they're all you want and she's not going to complain unlike the women outside yeah yeah unlike the real Karen Gillen probably

wouldn't mind taking her out of the box as eye to you yeah so that's you and your people that's your future right now I'm such a like what's his Patreon takes off when you make more money that's where it's all going to pay the Patreon I'm going to steal all the money

Brian where is it and like you know I'm in a room full of Doctor Who toys I'm like I got nothing left I'm just naked The horror Yeah Anyway

Before we go any plans for the rest of the week Work working away Yes I go working tomorrow the next day I might be in I'm off Monday then back in Tuesday Wednesday Getting more extra shifts now More money to be made

More money for me Yeah exactly yeah yeah more dr who books for you yeah after a long day work you're gonna come back to me you know that cheers you up what are you you're at giggin tonight are you I am indeed you that's good I'm giggin and then I'm gonna edit this podcast

yeah and then uh probably do fuck all then the rest of my life classic yeah it is very tempting to not do anything isn't it it is it's so good and it's easy yeah it's free I actually went for a run there a few days ago I was telling you I went for a run It was a lovely day outside Okay

I was running around the park down there And just like jogging to me So listen to my Doctor Who podcast Alright Of course And then

Oh no sorry This is my Hip Hop Sports podcast Yeah Yeah yeah Whatever okay Yeah

And then I was just watching There's some kids playing football Alright I was watching It's very high standard So I was just watching I kind of slow down

I was watching the kids play football A high standard They're very good children You know Of quality of play very high quality of children I mean they're good footballers

I felt like a bit of scout I was like oh hang on a bit of talent there yeah oh he's talented I wouldn't mind getting him alone at an academy for a weekend but then like I was just kind of like walking over a bit

I was watching the kids play football but there's all these parents there as well you know they're shooting me daggers you know looking at me weird giving me the side eye you know I just try and watch the game all right

No, you can't do that ever, ever, ever. There is no circumstance. Brian, here's my best advice, and he did well. When you see a group of children, you don't stop running, you keep running, as far away from them as possible. I don't care if they're doing Cirque de Soleil, backflips and shit. I don't care if they're fire-breathing, dagger-throwing, you keep. keep running away. You don't stop and watch.

You don't try and assess the quality of sportsmanship. Yeah, keep running. Take out their hamstrings. The shift of lactic acids. Come on, boys. I've got the calumide lotion here. Who needs oranges?

Put an orange in your mouth so you don't scream. I'm like the war boy. Oh, that's some high quality issue. Mama says, Mama says, Mama says, I'm not allowed. to touch a little children now

because I get a lot of trouble now you see Bobby Boucher Brian O'Toole those children are the devil you'll stay away for those middle boys and their honey holes

okay Baba you know best Why is there Waterboy too? That'd be great There will be Yeah we got Happy Gilmore too I don't want I want Wedding singer two grownups too

again Not grown-ups three. No, no, no, just I want him to reshoot grown-ups two, shot for shot. Like psycho, you know, Gus Van San's grown up too. I would actually be hilarious if Gus Van Sant

did that. Ah, look, but anyway. Anyway, look, we'll end it there in a second. I'm just trying to think of anything else. I don't really want to end it, you know? Sure, yeah. I've never said that before. First time, right? Yeah, I should watch sinners. I'm hearing good things, but sinners.

I'm trying, you know what, I'm trying to think, like, what will attract people on TikTok. So talking about a Warren Beatty film from the 80s probably he's probably going to do it

okay? Oh yeah. So I'm trying to like I want to learn more about like the drama all the gossip I'm going to start

just a lot of gossip podcast you know and be like like spill the tea yeah all that and like you know oh can you believe Kim is dating

Simon? Nah that's all it's like Kim Kardashian's dating Simon Bird now Fwend oh Kardashian

Fwend oh You bummed! I wonder who's saying that, too. You bummeda! Like, Jay and like, your dad's... You fucking what? And Neil's... What?

It's Neil's dad and Caitlin Jenner. Well, my dad's not bent. He's hanging out with Caitlin Jenner. What's wrong with Ash? He's a bird. He's a bloke. It's fine. It's fine. Hi, I'm Bill. Or as they call me here in the Kardashian house, Briefcase Wanker.

You're probably wondering how to not get into this situation. Oh my God. Will has got the Jewish nose I've ever seen. And we live in fucking L.A. It's crazy. I hate him so much. His stupid glasses and his weird hair.

I hate him. Have you, before we go, have you seen Jay's got a podcast now with his wife? No. Yeah, Jay is the one who brags a lot. Yes, yeah. He's got a podcast with his misses now. That's good. It's very funny because it's just constantly like, you know, all right, yeah, I remember one time I went down shops.

Where you go down shops? Be quiet. You know, you belong in the kitchen, don't you? Yeah. Well, you won't be getting nothing to nigh. We'll see about that. I'm a lot strong. than you.

Well, Squarespace or getting your square space. Stabs.com I'll be stamping on your

head, love, yeah? Better help, well, you better cry for help, you fucking bitch.

That comes too easy. I think you should watch the Barbie movie. You need to watch something next week now that you really won't like.

Who knows? I might love the Barbie movie. I love me watch a Barbie movie and you're like, you remember that joke I made about Better Help? It was wrong. I realize now, it's hard for women. Yeah. You start crying because I just realize how hard it is for women. And then I make it worse with my so-called jokes.

My humor, quote, dot quote. But what is it really just masking a deep river of pain that flows within me? You know why I make chokes like that? It's because I'm afraid that if I just show my true self and they reject me, then I can't handle the pain. So I say horrible, obnoxious things to immediately repel them so then I can justify it to myself. What a weird, disgusting, sick mind I must have.

Sike, that is for gay boys, bathe him out blood, and the man's just giving it up, no, you get me. I was like, James is finally come to realization. He's like, oh, okay. I'm a batty boy, yeah. I'm always the batty boy, aren't I? Always the batty boy, never the batty bride. A bye.

Goodbye.