Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 256 : The Reality War

Episode Date: June 7, 2025

Goodbye Doctor Who.....

All right. So yeah, I would drink every day if I could, but I don't have the fortitude. I don't have it in me to... I'm just too much of a pussy, really. I'd get a headache, like, straight away, you know? And my penis stops where I get even more erectile dysfunction, which I didn't know that was possible. It goes in, you know, like a collapsing black hole, yeah. That's actually funny, because that's the porn I watch. Collapsing black hole is the porn I watch when I can't get it up and that always I'm rock hard yeah it's pretty good because I'm not you know I can't afford Viagra so I need something yeah I might have a little drink actually if this first episode goes badly I've got some whiskey upstairs left over that an American guy gave me you why because I did

such a good job doing what I'm not going to tell you oh that's a bit personal James isn't fair enough no it's back in tealings okay this guy gave me yeah I forget exactly what I think it's like a 15-year-old whiskey. Ah. I've had it for age. I kind of forgot about it. It's beyond my bed. Hey, buddy, would you like a 15-year-old?

Yes, I would. Where is she? Yeah. Or he. I'll put a wig on him. I don't care. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it. That's what you thought, right? And then he gave me the whiskey. I'm like, oh. This is what we're going to use. This is what we're going to use to groom them, right? Much better than kebabs. I don't want any little porkers.

Little porky pigs. Oink, oink, oink. No, it's a 15-year-old whiskey. This guy from, I think he was from Arizona, I think. Okay. And him and his missus, he's shown off to the misses. So he bought me a little thing, a little kind of like a capsule of whiskey. It's not very big.

Oh. Yeah, it's not a bottle right thing. Oh, right. It's like a teaspoon of whiskey, you know. It's probably like 20 grand. No, it was about 15 euro. A euro per year, you know? It's probably watered down.

It's this dog piss. And I'm like, thank you. you sir Arizona dog piss I know so little about whiskey I'm like oh it's very

nice a flavor of Labrador oh a full bodied rich aerobatic dog piss you ever drank

dogs piss uh no I haven't you ever jerked off a dog no have you ever done anything cool with a dog

this is why I don't watch tires you know James watch tires they became all broy you know you ever jerk off a dog and I'm like

I'm gurby I'm like no James stop not in front of the camera think of your potential political career yeah yeah so you got a lot to talk about this is a free episode by the way

oh shit so it's good that you got it out of the way first of all you're not even you laid out at the table yeah you took some pills there didn't you yeah yeah so I think what's that to you no judgment I'm not a cop I'm just saying for the Patreon

you take more pills I'll drink that little bit of whiskey and you'll be functional I'll be like, oh, fuck, there's a baby on the ceiling. I'm so high of whiskey. I'm having a bad trip, dude. Oh, I'm seeing the machine elves. I've gone to the other dimension.

You drink three smart off ice and you're just like, oh, dude, the DMT entities. So we got a lot to talk with this episode. I suppose we have to talk about Doctor Who. Oh, yes. I've never been so unhappy talk with Doctor Who. This is great. You were like, oh, you talk about it.

And I was like, no, I think we'd move on. No, I want to hear it. Come on. Let's talk about Israel some more. I don't cares about that. Even Netanyahu is like, we're killing more Palestinians because of the Doctor Who finale. It was so underwhelming. Yeah.

So you weren't happy with it. Well, tell you what, so I didn't actually watch it. I was out doing spots, okay. So I probably shouldn't have. I'm a little greedy cunt. I just looked up on Twitter to see what happened. Oh.

Because it was blowing up already and I was like, oh, right. And then I just saw the picture. It's like, you need to know. Well, look, I just saw the picture straight away of what happened.

And I was like, oh. And at the time, I was like, it was on my phone and I was on the street. I was like, oh, Jesus. That's what happened. You know, what a stupid show. Yeah.

I don't care. Yeah. All right. And then I went to do a... Feel bad for the dorks who are emotionally invested in it. Yeah. I went to do a spot

and it's on stage. I just could not concentrate at all. I was like, yeah, so I'm from Billy Piper. I mean, my uncle's Billy Piper. And then I went over. My uncle is a black gay man. Who travels in time and space. So, yeah, now I met up with you.

You're in a spot as well, all right? I remember you were with the lads and you were having fun. You know, you were drinking, you were merry. Yeah. And I was trying to put on a brave face. Yeah. I remember I was like, oh, I'm going to go. watched the match.

Yeah. No, I didn't. You just Yeah, he just went and stood at the left face. I took my clothes

off, fold them up in a neat little pile. Won't need these anymore. I was selling you my laptop.

I was like, yeah, I won't be needed my laptop anymore where I'm going. Yeah. What, Carlo?

Bad reception, eh? And then I literally couldn't sleep that night, but I couldn't I was tossing and,

well, Austin. Did you watch at a place? I went home watched. Right. Right. And then I was just like, oh, I had this like, I don't think anyone's ever felt as bad as I did, all right? Like, honestly, I felt so like, and it's literally like, like your football team gets relegate or something. It's like, oh my God. It's not coming back from that, you know, we won't be back next year, I tell you now, it's, oh, and then like, I, but what normally cheers me up is I watch people talk with Doctor Who. Right. So I look up on YouTube

and these fans who were like, and Doctor Who was, it kept me going to the bad times. Yeah. And it's my family. I don't actually have a real, they won't talk to me anymore, but it was my family.

It was something, I could trust them, you know, it's like, oh, I'll always have Peter Capaldi, a lot of us have Eccleston, you know,

and now I just feel like my family's betrayed. You know, they're crying and that. Right. And normally I'm like, ha ha ha, look at you, queer.

This time I'm like, I'm also the queer. I went to the dog, to the doctor and he was like, oh, don't worry, there's a great science fiction show but doctor I'll tell you what, I'm going to just go back to the start, all right?

So, Doctor Who let me give it a background, okay? Right. So Doctor Who is a TV show on the BBC. It's one of BBC's hot commodities, you know? It makes them money. Okay. Well, you're not else making them money, you know? I guess. Like Doctor Who is a TV show on the BBC.

Who, they can sell... I would say EastEnders makes money. Here's thing though. Doctor Who, they sell individual episodes on Blu-ray and people buy it. Okay.

People buy a steel book DVD of a, you know, a fucking, you know, one episode, all right? With, like, a behind-the-scenes documentary and they'll pay, like, you know, oh, fuck, I'll pay a... Let me tip the HMV for you.

They're, like, loving it. They're not selling EastEnders' books, DVDs, Blu-rays. Now, I wish they wore. No. Because I need something to keep me going. There's like those spin-off episodes where like, you know, oh, the Slater sisters go to Ayanapa.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slappa in Ayanapa or something, you know. Well, funny, Rusty Davis did write a lot of those spin-offs. Oh. Yeah, yeah. The one where they went to Vegas. Right, right, right, right. You don't actually, you don't know, yeah.

But my point is, Doctor Who, they make a lot of money off it, right? But the BBC are going through a very hard time, you know, So it's just after COVID, everything's expensive. You know, the Tories want to take away the BBC license fee. Yeah. You know, so it's a hard time, all right? So they don't know what to do with Doctor Who. And then kneecap get on there and go, oh, Kajem are a tautu, British are queer.

Like, yeah, ah, shay. And you got Jerry Adams stealing all that BBC money, see there. I saw that. Stealing it and donating it to Gaza. Yeah. A fucking little freak. That should be a war crime. Yeah.

But anyway, so, BBC are not doing too well financially, all right? So they have a TV show called Bluey. You know Bluey? It's like a cartoon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That does very well, right, right? So Disney come along, and Disney want Bluey on their Disney Plus platform. And BBC say, how about we give you Bluey, but let's do a bit of Doctor Who as well.

Right, so it's like, hey, if you want the hot piece of ass, you got to go out. with the ugly, fat, smelly, retarded brother called Brian. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So... See how I said brother, not sister? That's very...

When you said, I told you about it, I was black for this brother. And I was like, yes, I am. Thank you, yeah. So, they do a deal, all right? Disney will give them a little bit money

and they'll distribute the show on Disney Plus. So it's a worldwide thing, all right? Okay. So everyone's like, oh, this is great. Doctor Who, we're back, all right? We've got Shooty Gotwal,

rising star. And we got Rusty Davis You know Everyone loved him the first time When he was with Eccleston and Tennant okay So it's like Oh great It's like the band's back together

But we're going to have a whole new audience And Disney we're like This is going to be next Stranger Things Right Yeah even bigger Move over Millie Bobby over to fuck your car We don't need Millie Bobby Brown We got shoot he got one

Yeah Don't make any joke about that I wouldn't even think of it So Stranger teens blood You get me rasked That's what Levin sounds like Yeah, yeah.

So it's meant to be a fresh dart. And it's also the 60th anniversary of the show. Right. So what better time do a fresh dart? So Rusty Davis comes along. He says, first of all, let's do some specials with David Tennant and Catherine Tate. And it's like, oh, that's not really a fresh dart. But, oh, you know, fuck it.

It's like, you know. It's kind of a nostalgia porn member berries. It's 60th anniversary. We'll let them out. Okay, let them out. You have one chance, all right? And you get like, you know, Neil Patrick Harris. It's like, oh, people like him, you know, whatever.

So do the specials It's Barney Stintz Yeah, yeah In the Tardis The Time Lord or something Yeah, no, the Toy Maker The Toy Maker Yeah, yeah

You pretend like you don't know What was he? He first appeared in 1964 was it? Oh, I wouldn't know I was too busy Getting Sneeds back then I was still recovering from the Kendi assassination

At least we have Bobby So anyway Dude Special All right And it's successful You know Not on Disney but the BBC is successful, you know, big numbers.

And how is it received critically? People are like, it's special, isn't it? Yeah, you know, it doesn't have to be great, does it, you know? How did you feel about it? I didn't really like it, yeah, yeah. I thought, oh, Jesus, it's kind of shite, but you look, you know, again, it's like, let him at it, all right. It's all like, oh, look, Catherine Tate. I'm like, you know, some people are like, I was crying when I saw her.

I'm not, but I don't. And you are like, I'm above it. Yeah. Oh, very clever. well done Brian for thinking of that I was so happy I was like

yeah nan but anyway look so then season one of the shoot he got whatever and it's like okay this is it starts off

and it's kind of shite all right it's shite a lot of people don't like it starts off bad ends bad a lot of continuity

references a lot of stuff was like oh if he didn't watch the episode from 74 you won't get that right it's like all great

yeah yeah and the main villain's a monster that didn't up and he hasn't been seen the show for like 40 years. It's like, oh, this is not great. Numbers are bad, all right? But they filmed season one and two

back to back. So it's already a big kind of failure. The BBC I'm sorry, Disney are basically like, yeah, we're not doing a season three. Right. But they still got season two to air. Okay. And they're not commissioning season three. And shoot he got

was like, well, I'm under contract to stay for a season that's not going to be made. Okay. And he has to turn down work because of his contract. And he even turns, he has to turn down this perfume commercial that paid more than two seasons of Doctor Who.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Like, this is not big money now. Even with Disney, this is like, you know, this is charity, basically, yeah. Like, shooting a commercial, probably was like half a day on set. Literally, yeah.

Oh, wow. Yeah, for, like, one of those big perfumes I wouldn't know about, you know, because I'm so smelly. So he's advertising the new David Beckham. Yeah, the one you get in the bargain bin, the chemist. I'm like, this is real, I'll buy my special girl this, yeah. Look, look, miss, I call her miss.

Oh, the red devils, yeah. But anyway, so, shooty wants to leave. Everyone behind the scenes, like, oh, it's not going well, all right? Right. So what they have to do, real last minute, is to reshoot the last episode of season two. To have it so that it ends. So that shooty regenerates. And they have to do a lot of change, isn't that?

And this is the episode that I watched on Saturday, okay? So it's an episode that's being completely reshot, and you can really see the seams. You can tell, and a lot of the stuff does not get wrapped up. Okay. There's a lot of weird shit, even just from, like, you know, a lot of, like, one character's there, and they're not in a scene with anyone else,

but they're meant to be in the same room, you know? Right. A lot of that kind of, like, ADR, a lot of, like, a character stands there and explains what happens, the show and what happens. It's like a real men. Like a real patchwork It's kind of like we don't need to put effort

Or money into this Exactly Well no the thing is it would have cost them money To reshoot it all Yeah exactly But it's money down the drain Yeah that's the thing They're not like

Let's try and be as cost effective as possible Because you know who cares Yeah so The fans of this show Barely qualify as human That's Can't argue with you Can't argue with you

To us the sad part What fans? That's the thing Yeah Numbers are going down and down What was I don't just so my point is so they did the season two finale

again it's a monster that is from the 70s shows up no one knows who the fuck he is all right the monster from the 70s show Danny Masterson the doctor feels sleepy yeah so like it's a fuck it's omega some monster was like

and the original show he's a guy with like you know a personality and he's got plans and shit you know he's a character in this he's just a big like bone monster and he goes like and the doctor goes like oh stop and shoots him

the end oh wow yeah so it ends okay and then it's the doctor basically doctor regenerates into Billy Piper right

and I say regenerates in Billy Piper I mean the CGI Billy Piper's head on the shoot he got well he's got a black she's got a black neck

all right it looks fucking cheap and shy and you know it's funny people are like oh what does this mean you know, like, will Billy Piper be in season three? There is no season three.

Yeah. There's no plans here. It was literally like... This is the end. Yeah. People are like, oh, what would Billy Piper do? There's no contract assigned. There's no commitment. No one knows what's happening, all right? People are like, oh, will this mean, will they do like a, you know, a series of movies of Billy Piper?

Probably like big budget directed by Stephen Spielberg, yeah. And it'll probably get Tom Hiddleston as the master. Yeah, yeah. No, no. It's going to be filmed in fucking Glass Nevin. by me, all right? Filmed on my phone, all right? You are the master.

Billy Piper will be tied up, hog-tied and cattle-prodded. She's still like, this better to be Lawrence Fox, you know? Like, it's going to be shot in an alleyway. Like, it's going to be, like, depressing as fuck. So there's, what, so it was just the kind of,

they only regenerated her face. There's no actual plans for her to come. They have no, no one wants them no one wants to give money for it yeah like and also it's like oh look it's billy piper

remember when the show was good like 20 years ago yeah it's like you already done that with David Tennant yeah it's just really desperate wow yeah and like I'm not I'm not gonna be getting excited over this

it was like a really like a last ditch effort just like grabbing its straw yeah it would be like if you know it's funny I was talking to someone I was like oh it'd be like if they brought back Carrie Fisher's like oh they done that yeah remember they'd brought her back from the dead to be like, ah, you know.

It'd be like if they did a new James Bond movie and they, oh, actually, they wheeled out like Connery's dead corpse. It's like that. It's just like, I'm not going to be like, oh, look, remember doctor, no? I'm like, this is sad. Billy Piper, she's not going to do this. She's got a career. Does she? Well, yes, she does.

She got, I hate Susie. She's in Wednesday. Okay. She's doing shit, all right? It's like, oh, do you want to be in a real low budget, direct-to-video series? Do we mean DVD? No. No.

We can only afford VHS. And you know what? I was angry about what they did with Doctor Who, you know, Billy Piper and all that. Yes. And I was like, oh, Rusty Davis is fucking shite, all right? Then I saw an interview with him. And I think he's losing his mind.

I think Rusty Davis, his brain is gone. Okay. Like, he's kind of like a Trump figure. He's just saying mad shit and all his disciples. Like, yeah, that's very good. Right, okay. So I watched an interview with Rusty Davis. Russell T. Davis, okay?

And they're talking about, like, different names and stuff for companions, all right? And he's like, oh, you know a name I like Petrel? I like Petrel. I'm going to call a companion Petrel. Isn't that good name, isn't it, Petrel? Real sci-fi name, isn't it, Petrel? Seriously. And the guy there's like, that's very

good, Russell, yeah, yeah, that's very smart. Yeah, maybe season three, they'll be Petrel and the Doctor. Yeah, great. The Disney would be like, great, and I'll give you the money. What was that show he did? What was it, like, years and years is that was called that was fucking insane it was so shite it was embarrassing like yeah it was really really bad remember at the end spoilers for years and years ago at the end

don't it's like they film someone doing something bad and that brings down the totalitarian government yeah literally yeah it's like oh the security guards are actually abusing our human rights well yes this like you know faceless omnipotent force that just controls the world with an iron They're going to be, yeah. Look, we got footage you being mean to a refugee. Yeah. Yeah. And the people of England are like, we don't stand for that.

Oh, what's going? Yes, you don't British. We love our precious refugees. We love your refugees, we too. Yeah. And then it ends with like a character dies. It's your one from space, I think. Yeah.

Yeah. But then her consciousness gets uploaded to an Alexa. Yeah. And all the family members sit around. It's like, hello, everybody. buddy, I'm back. The happy ending is like, oh, our fucking granny

is now in the Alexa. It's a fate worse than death. She's like, kill me. Granny, look up, uh, hentoy. Granny, look up Billy Piper regeneration. But anyway, so you did send me a video of this like very,

so a kind of overweight guy. Yeah. He's watching. the finale, and he has his camera just pointed at his own face, and he is bawling crying. He's like, I can't do it. I go, oh, God, yeah.

And what was he, what's he crying about? It's funny if his grandfather died the day before, he's like, yeah, whatever. No, shoot, he. And it's because he was regenerating? Yeah, yeah. Which I don't even understand what happened in the episode. Okay. I literally don't understand. Like, did they explain

nothing? Did characters show up? in front of a CGI background, you know, it'll be like, hey, doctor, do something, I'll explain later. You know,

they had like, the gay guy was in hell. Ah. They had a gay guy from the other season, Johnton Groff, is his name,

all right? He's a gay guy. He just pops up, and it's clear he just filmed in a New York apartment on Zoom. He's like, oh, I'm in a hell dimension,

doctor. You ought to save me. Mr. Groff, will I clean? Do I clean the dishes? No, you bloody idiot. I've told you, any times.

I'll send you to a hell dimension. This is a rent boy in the back. Well, it's just interesting. So, like, I would have been so happy, all right? If it's the end of a shoot he got what, starting to regenerate and it cuts to black. Right. Because then it's done.

Yeah. All right? We're done. We can move on from this. Okay. Now we can't. Because now if they bring it back, they've got to address the Billy Piper thing.

If they don't address it, there'll be all these people like me being like, what about Billy Piper? Right. So they, like, they've, They've taken big shit on the bed now, all right? So now they've got to roll over and lie in it.

You know what my dream would be, okay? I would love a Doctor Who series, alright, cut the budget in half. So it would literally be like, all right, it's about a woman, she's a female police detective, all right? She's solving weird crimes in London. And she meets a guy called the doctor

or woman or ever, okay? And a doctor's like, oh, I'm a time traveler but my time machine's broken. I'm stuck here on planet Earth. Let's solve. crimes. Just do X-Files, all right? Just do that. Later on introduce a little bit of time travel, but

just like low budget, earn it. Okay, yeah, yeah. You gotta work for it now, okay? You're fucked up. It's your punishment, all right? Right. And all the villains, like, sock puppets and shit, you know? Literally, they fight Muppets. I actually would love that. Like, make it weird again. Okay. Like, so they fight

scarecrows and, like, killer Muppets, like, real cheap ass shit. Okay. Or, like, just, you know, uh what else a chair it's an alien chair if you sit on it your head explodes this weird dumb shit that's why you want so the budget is like you can only afford to fight a chair but you can still afford a head explosions no we actually explode their heads to real life yeah it's like that movie the condemned will hire like people on death row and kill them on camera

No, like what else can you have? You have like a killer bottle of water, killer keys, killer, killer phone charger. That'd be good. Okay. Like you plug charger to a person and you drain their life. Ah. Yeah. Just be a bit creative, you know.

Yeah. Yeah. And then later on, you can have a Dalek, but just one Dalek, all right? And it's, you know, it's a bit fire damaged. You know, you can't afford a proper Dalek. Yeah, it's really interesting to watch a show, just really spin its wheels. And so, like, they've had to do all this, like, fake, like, um, this, the dancing around is so interesting, because we've all known for ages now, shooty got was leaving, and the, it's

emotional, sorry. Jesus. And there's going to be no season three, all right? Right, right. But they have to talk, and, like, I have to talk to the cast and crew, and we're like, oh, it's really exciting, yeah, oh, the future is bright, yeah, yeah, are you staying around? Oh, well, look, that's not important right now. Yeah.

It's important is the non-disclose. I mean, the series we're airing right now. That's the best thing ever here. Oh, we love the fans so much. And on related news, I've well, I've had

to move out of my house because you know, I've been told by the banks I don't live there anymore. And now I have this rather spiffing mobile home. So, you know, it's an homage to the show Max and Paddy. Yeah.

Oh, it's interesting there. Because you know what? It's funny. I look at like Star Wars people for years and you're like, the prequels Jar Jar Binks. I'm like, fuck off. Oh, you're a, you're too cool. You were like, yeah. Fuck off. Hey, smoke a joint and peace

out. Square. But now I like, yeah, I'm better now James. I was coming back up now. Almost like it never went away. I'm glad I didn't go see it in the cinema. I would not have been

able to handle this in cinema. And we've been like, you know that film of heart? What's it called, again, hardcore? You know, when he sees his daughter doing porn? Darn it! That's how I would have been. I would rightfully so, yeah. Like, I'm like, brah.

And the doctor, the psychiatrist's like, oh, it's Doctor Who, is it? It's like, go up to the projection room and beat the shit out of the 19-year-old non-binary kid working the projector. You evil fuck. Time Lord, son of a bitch. Why did you do this? Oh, you know, it's really embarrassing as well. So one of the characters is called the Rani in the show, right?

She's an evil time lord. And then she bi-generated. So instead of regenerate and she's splitting the two by-generation. So there's two Rannies, all right? Then they say, it's the two Rannies. It's good night from him. Oh, wow. I bet you'll love that.

Because that British comedy and Doctor Who, your two favourite things? And for some reasons, Disney are like, aren't giving them more money. Oh, did he reverse engineer at all just for that joke? I think he did, yeah. The two Rannies. Yeah. Wow.

Oh, it's disgusting. Oh, there's something so much embarrassing shit in it, man. There's a transgender character played by Yasmin Finney, all right? And she just has not been in the series at all, right? And then, oh, it's too hard to explain, Basically, so this insult took over reality. Oh, yes. Then they defeated him and she came back.

And they pointed her and like, yeah, Insel, yeah. He doesn't think trans people exist, but we do. Anyway, stand the corner and shut up. And that's, he shouldn't say anything then for the rest of the episode. Wow. Yeah. Just the whole like, yeah, look at that trans, yeah?

So. Where's me meddle? Anyway, shut the fuck up. Don't be all yappy, all right? This is my time. Oh, God. Yeah, it's so much bad shit in there, man. Let's move on.

Okay. What are you going to ask me? Has it been, has anyone tried to defend it at all? Even the people that are crying being like, it's so beautiful, Billy Piper, yeah. Like, now they're like, oh, where's the new series? Did they commission it, though, yeah? I'd literally be like, so wait, if they start filming it right now, the post-production, they could have an episode done by like three months, would it be?

No, no, it takes a lot longer. Well, but the Christmas special? If they start filming right now, could they get a Christmas special? No. oh oh oh it's almost like i've been played for a fool i've wasted my life oh fucking hell yeah yeah honestly i've been watching a little gah now just to try and recover you're too you're like it's like self-adjuice conversion therapy you're trying to deprogram yourself yeah yeah oh tipper area you're watching the two johnnies you know

I want a big chicken fillet roll every day. No sonic shoe drivers for me anymore. I'm being cured. But yeah, it's so sad. I was thinking it is like, I mentioned relegation. It's like, um, like a football team's been relegated. And they bring back the old player, but he's like in his 80s. Like, hey, look, remember him.

He's like, you know, coughing and shit and blood in the field. Yeah. It's just like, oh, great. There's a woman referee. and he has an epileptic fit, you know? Do they have that? Do they have women referees to the men's kids? Occasionally, yeah, yeah.

It's still very rare. I remember, like, I think it was last year as a female NBA ref and it was a lot of like, I don't fucking with that shit, you know? Yeah, and that was just a Jewish guy. Yo, just some Ashton cold check bullshit with that motherfuck trying to punk my eyes.

Yeah, I want to move on. I just, I really, fucking, how much time do you have left? Oh, a lot of time. I want to just fucking... Oh, yeah. let go to the wheel. You know,

I think it's actually, to be honest, I'll admit to something here. I think it points to my own cynicism that I know that this is upsetting

for you. And the reason I wanted you to talk about it is so I could enjoy your misery. And it has worked out perfectly.

I'm so, I'm enjoying this so much. You're very unhappy. I can tell by your face. I'm loving it. It's wonderful.

The shoes under your foot. Yeah. I don't like it. Now who's getting called a fat ogre on date?

Oh, it's still me. Oh, okay. I think it might be good for me, actually. Yeah. It's almost like, you know, like you're in a toxic relationship. Yeah. You try and break up with her, but you keep going back to her, you know? This is like she broke up with me and then got pregnant with your baby.

Oh. Yeah. And I'm like, we can raise it together. But she's like, no, it's so long, pip squeak and it leaves me, you know. And I'm like, we'll have to move on now. Okay, it's done. Yeah. All right.

This is how I feel now. Look, it's probably cancelled. We'll be back for years I can move on my life The curse has been lifted in a way Okay But those Doctor Who books Don't even care

Yeah Sure I'd love to read them all Again But no No I don't care Don't give a fuck Good Good

And what happens if they do Commission of Season 3 Well I've been burning now You know I'm not gonna fall for it again You sure am I that No no I've fallen for it

20 years Oh look I still got my Capaldi DVDs, you know? Yeah. Still got that. They can't take that away from it. They're probably do a reboot tick of it now,

yeah, with Billy Piper as Malcolm Tucker. Gray, yeah. Slate, bitch. You know the one that was a Pido in real life? Oh, yeah. Yeah, a shootie got one now, yeah. They ruined. Even the Pido they ruined.

I wonder what should he's going to do next. What's any talk about what his plans are? You know what? I swear to God, this is so embarrassing. I saw, so his next film is the Roses. it's the remake of the Ward of Roses but someone was saying oh that's a reference to Billy Piper

she played Rose maybe that's actually a secret Doctor Who project my fucking freak said that me I'm like yeah is he actually a doctor who in War the Roses that makes it remember Michael Douglas the original now it's shoot he got well

yeah exactly yeah yeah and wait so is it going to be he's like they're a A couple? No, no. It's Ben Dick Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman at War of Roses

and he plays the friend. Him and Andy Sandberg are the friends. Okay. Yeah. But he's actually the doctor. That's how it ends with him gets in the TARDIS

and Andy Sambor gets in with him and go like, cool beans. Cool beans. Yeah. Oh, don't I'd be happy. You get one me, but yeah. Doctor who? Well, what?

Where do you get off? I'm saying. What weird Whiskey That's actually a half hour right there Man yeah Let's end it Not end it

Half hour of fun No let's give me a second there I've watched What have you been up to? You have been in a bad time as well Have you? Please say yes Yes Oh good I have I have

I actually Not to I leave now Okay What's been going on Well You know I always have lot of ear infections in my right right here i currently have one in my left ear so i'm like actually

in a lot of pain so i'm on like steroids antibiotics and very heavy painkillers which are pretty good i got to say yeah oh you want to lend your old friend tool they're not they're not the ones that get you you know what do you do they don't just make my cox mold do they buddy i'm way ahead of you no they're for reducing inflammation um you know you It's a pretty common, let's like coarse... Well, I'm not judging you. Coercid or something. I wouldn't give my kids that shit, are you?

No, yeah. Mermaids and all that, you know? Yes, I'm taking... Yeah, I've got an ear infection so the doctor's like, unconventional treatment, we're going to make you trans. James, I'm like, well, okay, yeah, yeah.

Maybe your ears could identify as somebody who could... Not such a gimp. Your ears identify of ones that actually fucking work once in a while. Yeah Oh My mother needs a pacemaker as well

The cat and family We're all falling apart here What's the pacemaker? Heart Oh, heart Yeah She got a bum ticker Two hearts

Like Doctor Who Yeah Actually maybe she wouldn't want me to say that Ah well Well look it's the free one Don't make a clip out of it You know That would be a funny clip

Yeah My mother's got a pacemaker That's just the clip You know And everyone's like It's I don't think It's that big of a deal really, you know?

Nah, what's causing it? Just like, is it a hereditary thing? I mean, she's in her 60s now, so you know, it's just one of those things, I think, you know? She'll be fine. Let's talk with something else. She'll probably outlive me, so that'll be funny, you know? Ah, no, no, you'll be, you'll be, you'll live us all, James.

Well, I've heard if you... You'd be standing over my grave pissing on it, you know? Well, I've heard, if you can survive till 2050, then you'll get to live forever. So I've got to make sure to die before 2050. Would you want to upload your consciousness I was saying before. I've always thought

that's like, that's not good. No. That sounds terrible. It's like, remember the Black Mirror episode, those two lesbians? That's right. That was awful. Remember that, like, it ends of, like, they can be lesbians forever. No one wants that. Which one was that? The San Pasadino.

I don't think I've seen that one. Oh, well, look. Well, my point still stands. Other movies have seen, like, I'm trying to give something that isn't Doctor Who related, but it's very difficult. There's really not a lot out there that isn't Doctor Who. Look, the point is I've always thought it's fucking bad,

but let's move on something else right. Okay. Real quick, I'm reading some books this week, all right? No Doctor Who books for me. I actually bought a book on Kindle,

a Doctor Who book I was going to read, but I've refused now. Yeah. I threw my Kindle in the river. Good. Yeah, yeah, as a prove a point. It's an investment. I read a bit of...

Let the fishers waste their time with that shit. It's actually, it was called Doctor Who in the Crusades, and it was Doctor Who in Palestine. Whoa. Yeah, I thought that we, cool, yeah, but it's back when England, there's no Jews in there. Okay. Yeah, it's back when England, you know, Richard Leinhardt.

Oh, yes. I don't. I'll never know about it now. Yeah. Yeah. The Crusades, that was a big deal, wasn't it? Apparently so. I wouldn't know about it, though, yeah.

What's the movie? Kingdom of... Kingdom of... Heaven? Kingdom of Heaven? Yeah. That's great, man. Yeah. Fucking legit. Watch the directors cut.

It's such a difference, man. Is it Ridley Scott? Yeah, they cut out so much. It makes no sense. Okay. Going on a tangent for a minute. Kingdom of heaven. it took out like an hour or so

right so when you watch it Orlando Bloom's a star he's not very good he's not very good he's the weak link now it's kind of funny how it's such a big production

of all these big big stars you're Brendan Gleason Jeremy Irons you know all these great actors yeah he's in the middle of it you know he just should just cast

like Rosie O'Donnell or anyone like you know would have been better yeah we love Rosie but anyway point is okay I'd start a film Orlando Bloom

is talking to Michael Sheen and he's like and Michael Sheen's like and Michael Sheen's like hey how you getting on he's like shut up you and kills him

right and we're like oh feels a bit jarring yeah well it turns out that's his brother oh

he's been mocking him for ages about his dead wife we don't get any of that interesting yeah it's all stuff like that you know

so what the studio is just kind of hacked it to bits yeah yeah because it's like a four hour epic and like oh shut up yeah

no one wants Ridley Scott to direct a big movie again you know it's funny no Ridley Scott

he's really he's really I mean I don't want to use the word it's fallen off, but he kind of, the quality has declined. But his budgets are getting bigger and bigger. Yeah. It's crazy.

Like, Gladiator 2 was not shite. Yeah. Shite. Yeah, so. Fucking, thanks for bringing that up. Sorry. His new movie's called The Dog Stars. That's another $100 million apocalyptic epic. The Dog Stars.

Yeah. It's Jacob Allorty, it's post-apocalyptic and his robots and shit. Okay. And then he's doing the BG's movie after that. He's filming like two movies this year. He's doing that a lot. Two movies a year. That's probably why the quality is declining because he's going for... Well, the good thing he's getting older and older,

so he's getting sharper and sharper. Yeah, yeah. And lazier and later. He's like, he kind of... I've heard he just sits like, you know, he just lies down the floor. He's like, just fucking do the movie. Yeah.

And the actor's like, where do we stand? I don't give a fuck. Get that old potato eating paddy to do something. Make him do something gay with the black one. That'll shift tickets. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm reading some books, all right? Right.

I read a bit of the trading game by Gary Stevens. The economist. Yeah. So he's an economist. He's like a young guy. Yeah. So he talks to us.

He's working class. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, the wealthy don't care about us. And everyone's like, my God, he's a genius. Like, okay. Well. I told he's just some YouTuber. Okay.

No, he's not. He's actually like a millionaire. Yeah. Yeah. So he wears a hoodie. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm really like, what?

Yeah. Let's listen to what this guy says. Yeah, bankers are wankers. Whoa. but so his book or I was called a trading game it's all about him become a trader right

it's kind of interesting it's a little bit too emoy and poetic for my liking you know it's a lot like you know I met this girl yeah and she looked she looked at me

she looked in me she looked through me she looked beyond me she thought who I really was you know it's a lot like that which was a guy man yeah and she wanted nothing to do with me

yeah so it starts off It starts off, you know, he's like, you know, oh, yeah, rough, or childhood, yeah, selling funny fags in school, you know, all that, all right? Right. And then he gets a job as an intern and, like, I think City Bank. Right. I think he, uh, no, I obviously don't know as much about him as you, but like... I don't know much either.

I think he was, he did very well, like in his GCSEs, and he just was very bright and was recruited very young, I believe. Yeah, yeah. So he's in the banks. and they're selling these loans. And you know, it's really annoying in the book, and this is my fault, okay? He's like, yeah, so they call FTX lounds, all right?

And it's like this, imagine you go to a shop and buy some chocolate, yeah? Well, then imagine you sell the chocolate, but you resell it and the difference of the price of this chocolate, then you sell that on to someone else, but it's in yen. Like, he starts, I don't understand it at all, right? Right, right.

And then he goes on a bit, and he goes like, so just to restate, and he explains it again. Okay. It's like, oh, thanks for reminding me how stupid I am. Yeah. Because he's really like, oh, I bet the idiots won't get it one time.

But by the second time I explain it, they'll definitely get this. There's a lot of times who it's like, yeah, then I looked up on the Scandy market and actually instead of 4.6%, it was 4.8%. I said,

fuck. You have to go look like, is that good or bad? Yeah. You're reading on. You're like, oh. Yeah. Because especially even it's like,

fuck, you're like, is that like, fuck yeah? Or fuck, I'm going to jump out the building, you know? Probably bad, I assume. I don't know. It's interesting. So he gets a job in the bank. I really wish I knew how to be a trader.

Sounds like there's good money, and it? Well, it is. And you know what? They don't give a fuck. They only care about money, James. So... What about if you're having a mental health crisis?

Yeah. What have you got, like, a crisis conscious? You know, what about the poor, lads? You know? Oh, stop with those midgets. Stop dancing. Guys, I've got a great idea. You know how we're making all of this money.

Let's donate a percentage of it to charity. Yeah. Then the tar and federing. you, you know, bend you over. Rightfully so. Yeah. So he's, he's doing this job, all right? And it's not really that well-paying a job.

It's all bonus-based. So you get, like, kind of shitty salary, all right. But you have the potential to earn a lot of money. Yeah, yeah, right, right. And some of the got, and, like, they're doing this. And, like, when he starts, it's very rare for someone to crack, like, you know, like a million a day. To make the bank a million a day was, like, unheard of, you know?

Right, right. And then as it goes along, it becomes more and more common, you know, the money's going higher and higher and higher. Right, okay. And this is 2007, right? So I'm in my head being like,

oh, the financial crash is coming. Oh, yeah, and they're talking about, you know, going out, having fun.

I'm like, oh, you fool, you know, what's coming, you know, and they're like, you know,

he's literally being like, oh, what about this banking crisis? Like, I don't worry about it. It'll get bailed out. Wow. So it doesn't affect them at all.

Yeah, I mean, they always say, like, they made more money Well, here's thing. So everyone's poor, need more loans, don't they? Yeah. Come crawl into us. Yeah, yeah.

So then it becomes like, you know, they call it books, not millions. So it's like, oh, I made 12 bucks this week. Okay. Yeah, because, you know, million, like, who gives a foot, you know, it's like, short down to books, you know, like, yeah. So too important to use multiple syllables. Yeah, exactly. So, and then, um, he kind of goes into the whole kind of like world of it. It's very laddy kind of world.

And all the guys are called like Bogger and Shitstein and, you know, Scooby. Yeah, yeah. The rapers. Yeah. Rapeers with Madlaff. Yeah.

Oh, the birds loved him. Well, actually. He's actually a real charm, though. Yeah, apart from the rape. Yeah, and it's a lot like, you know, you have that section. This is my fucking section. You know, don't go near, yeah, Rose.

I do yo rows. He does yen. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, a lot of like, tomfoolery. you know, a little, like, you know, get the fire extinguisher pretends your cock, you know, that kind of stuff. Yeah, that kind of, yeah, it sounds class.

A lot of Charlie Horstson. Yeah, exactly. And he's like, you know, he's the young fella, so I'll make fun of them, you know, you know, like, you know, put their cocks in his mouth. Good. I hope, you know, all that stuff. But, yeah, the writing was really kind of annoying me. Oh, I didn't mention you at the start. It's really fucking stereotypical.

It's literally like, you know, a guy in Bangkok talking to him. He was like, yeah, let me tell you a story about somebody. we were trying to leave the trading game, yeah? Guess what? Didn't work out too good for him, yeah. They accused him as stealing, and he went down, yeah. So, yeah, that's what happens

people when they try and get out of this game. Because this ain't no game, it's a way of life. And the only way you get out is in a coffin. It's all like, you know, it's a bit too much, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like, if all this younger, maybe reading you'd be like,

holy fuck, this is so cinematic. But you're an old cynic now. I was like, yeah, what does this little goofball know about real life? So you get a bonus in January. So, but here's the thing, like, there's no set formula for your bonus. Okay. So you're looking at your thing, being like, oh, I made the bank, let's say, I made the bank 60 million books in four months, right? I don't know how that translates to the bonus, all right?

So it's a real secret, all right? You get a 25% coupon card for Starbucks. Thank you, sir, you know. I don't deserve this. The frappies are on me, boys. I'm like, can I give this the CEO? So he knows I'm a team player. Yeah, so, but then, so he's an intern first year.

He's expecting no bonus, all right? But then they're like, you know, we're going to give you a bonus as well. Fuck it, right? Nice. So. They sound like lovely guys over there at Citibank. so fucking extended. I was like, this is a joke

because I almost like Alan Patrick wrote this so it's him like going in to collect his bonus, alright? And it's like, I went into the office, the boss, what's he called? Like, it's something like Charlie or something like that. Charlie was sitting there with his Cheshire cat smile. I could see the black of his

eyes. I moved to sit down in the chair as I sat down, his eyes followed me as I moved towards the chair. He slid the piece of paper across the table. I reached out. As I reached out, I talked about getting kicked out of school, selling carpet down market. My parents getting divorced. The tears that broken

Xbox had to play with are reached out to the paper. I still saw his eyes. And then I literally goes, I'm not exaggerating at all. And it's like, you know, I looked at, this is the bit was like, oh, fuck off. It's like, I looked down at the paper. There was a series of lines. The first line my name. Oh my God. Just dragging it out. The second line a number.

My D-O-B. A D-O-B you ask. Date of birth. Keep up, mate. Yeah. It literally is like, 3,000 pounds. Fucking hell. Yeah. Chapter 2.

So it kind of goes into like, so he gets better and better at it, you know, and what to do eventually is he covers people. All right, so it's like, some guys on like mandatory leave or whatever, okay, he sits down at their

desk, all right, and he covers for them. So if clients call or people, you know, yeah, they're a little area of the world, you know, let's say like, oh, he looks after Hong Kong, you're in the Hong Kong desk. Right. And then there's one guy called, like, I think he's called like, muffy or something like that, you know, the muff master general.

but he gets caught so he's making serious bank right like he's one of the best he's making more than the one of the managers right yeah yeah and then he gets caught he's moving money this is probably a bad thing

all right he's moving the bank's money into his bank account yeah I don't think you're allowed to do that he puts three million his bank account of the bank's money into his own bank well it's the customer's money

but it's meant to go to the bank right basically it's an argument over who's stealing you know who gets to steal the money you know This is a family business We steal the money

We give you a percentage That's how it should be You know Yeah, I mean So then he gets Kick, you know He gets basically suspended Alright

But he's such a good trader That apparently The higher-ups Above the main manager Guys in New York Are like Hey, fucking bring him back Who Muffy?

Yeah, the Muffmaster Yeah Muffmaster He's such a good thing You're like Hey, it's only 3 million Yeah, come on Yeah

That's peanuts We've all stole You'll still a little A bit of change And to leave a penny Take a penny you know it's like when you're in the supermarket they got the free samples you take two instead of one it's you know it's whatever yeah because he's such a good trader you know uh so they bring him back

now obviously he like he's under he's under a shit and like he basically um he's got to earn that three million back through sales you know but like he just bring him back you know so it's a real kind of cavalier attitude you know to all that stuff um and money's not a big deal you know you only get punished if you get caught but everybody's doing it. Yeah, they literally go like, oh, so I'm dyslexic, well, yeah. Yeah, there's a guy from Liverpool, all right, and he

takes the young fella Gary out for a drink, so yeah, see, he got caught there, you know what they always say this business, C, Y, A. You know, that means no, I said. Let me tell you what C-Y-A stands

for, and always remember this, or no matter what happy dogs remember C, Y, A. And I'm like, is it cover your ass? He's like, cover your ass. Remember that, yeah. C-Y-A. Remember that?

Come in your ass. What? Yeah. You can never fail in the banking game, remember that? You'll like always be closing. Yes, always be coming in your ass. My own ass, yes. A, B, C-Y-A, brother.

Don't forget it. MC. Yeah, I haven't finished it. I can't have to lose interest in it. It doesn't help that there's very little kind of personal life stuff in it because he's basically,

he gets up at 6th the morning, works there. They all work extra because they want fucking bonuses. It just comes home and like just passes out basically, you know? So like his whole life is that. So there's no like real like,

he mentions like having a girlfriend. Otherwise he's like, oh, got a girlfriend. She was nice. Anyway. the trade interest rate was over 2.7% fucking hell I said Now

I've seen videos of this guy So he'll be on like news night Yeah channel 4 You know channel 4 You know And he's kind of He's making you know Valid salient points

Oh no he's yeah he's right yeah And you know He kind of speaks with a sort of Every man kind of you know In it Yeah yeah So yeah The wealthy

The elite they don't care and you know that's kind of his whole thing and he's right but like the thing is so he just is getting all this air time I see you go with this I'm just saying like the mental health crisis with bankers all right

there are a lot of pressure Brian you know just interrupt one second okay there's a guy called Rory Stewart he's the guy from the rest of his politics podcast I always think it's funny that he his main concern I'm not even joking is that politicians in England don't get paid enough

and he's always like I know it's a very unpopular opinion, but I think it's true. They just don't get paid enough. Members of Parliament, it's not even a living wage, you know? And for some reason, people don't like that. Yeah, but don't they, like, isn't it just like a pipeline to the private sector? They get, like, big, you know, titles and multinational corporations? That's not enough, yeah. Okay. I know some lords who have to work in Tesco's. Jacket off hobos for pennies on the dollar. They can't even afford children to rape. They have to rape teenagers.

Fat ones. Fat, ugly, smelly one, just, it's great. Anyway, back to your point. Well, I was just going to say, so this guy, Gary Economics, he gets on, you know, people share his videos. He's very popular. All the comments are like, yeah, good on you, speaking for the people. Has he offered anything by way of a solution or like... Oh, don't be like that, Jane.

But he does just keep going, it's bad, it's going to get worse. You're such like, yeah, why don't you try growing up? No, I'm not. Get a job, I would die, yeah. Work down the fish market. I genuinely would like to know He did, he signed a letter Now you put me in the spot here

Alright, he did sign a letter That Millionaires in Britain signed Saying they should get tax more Okay Yeah So that's like a petition basically Yeah So it's not any

It's just like You should tax more or something Yeah but that's not actually It's not like a bill That's like going through He's not politician Yeah Well get a job of Santana

Like a real man I don't know, I'm just saying Like, there's not much you can do He's making money off his book You know Exactly, yeah Yeah Guys like me are buying it

It's like his brand Though, That's the thing's like Yeah The wealthy elite They don't care About the poor people Buy my book

So I can tell you In detail Why they don't like you You should be on Fox News Yeah You're all pointing laugh at me You know I'm like a blue hair

I'm like no The wealthy hello comrade I got my sickle and you can call me gay you and Greg Gutfeld I'm on Tucker Carlson Who is this

Brian O'Toole is he as gay as he seems Gayer Tucker as you can believe that Gender is fluid Gender Gender fluid in his Bender Mobile yeah That's what he's got it's a high-on-eye dream

it's a very economical I only I have it there but I don't like to drive it I like to cycle everywhere you know yeah I was finding it kind of hard to get through the trading game book you know after a while it's just I just feel

very stupid because a lot of stuff where it's like and then shit stain told me he could get an increase on the on the you know the whatever the euro the dividends cross the

you know Gulf stream of Taiwan yeah all this they're like oh god I understand

none of that actually makes any sense that's the point I'm making here don't come after me all right I'm very sensitive

I should be allowed to mock everyone and not be ever held to account that is the agreement we made we started this podcast

I'll get on here that's the promise I made I'll talk shit about everyone but no one gets to say bad things about me I saw James the false bill of codes

I was like yeah they'll all love you James you know the Muslims the Christians the Jews yeah yeah well apparently we do get nice messages you don't send them to me that wouldn't be good for you but what you do do this is true he screenshots the negative ones

and sends them to me those are public comments yeah yeah a lot of them don't even make sense well okay so these are like mentally ill people and some of them are just like you know what have you got against Fraser and I'm like oh I like Frazier and like yeah

was he referencing Carol Young when he said that because Frazier is Carl Young is Frasier's favorite therapist yeah and I'm just like oh thumbs up I don't understand this at all

yeah especially that one we did about the Muslim guy no it wasn't Muslim was he I fell for that trap remember that fucking Muslim to kill everyone no the Liverpool driver

that Muslim who set off that H-bob in Liverpool yeah I remember yeah man And Carlo, yeah What happened? Yeah. So like, we did a video where we talked about how like they called the white guy in Liverpool,

they all seem to use Muslim, all right? Yeah, yeah. And the comment section, one guy, his name is Gavin. He was going off. He left like 11 comments. Yeah. And so like, yeah, I'm going to comment again. Got a problem with that? Yeah. Next comment. Oh, I'm commenting more times. Oh, are you the comment police? Yeah, literally. Other people were like,

why are you commenting so much? Oh, does it offend you? Here's another comment. Add another. And we're like, It's fine. It keeps pushing the algorithm. We don't care. I didn't like how someone's like, what are you going to do?

Driving those two lads and pretend you're Muslim, don't give him the idea. I doubt people like him are allowed to drive. What I always think is interesting is I see racist stuff on TikTok mostly, right? Yeah, well, if you want me to stop sending, I'll, you know, just tell.

But when I see racist stuff, I always, or I see like some comments that you're like, yeah, fucking drown them all. They're fucking in checks. something that's a bit of spicy you know and I go on to the comments like yeah live laugh

love love me daughter love me little dog hey yeah it's just it's always interesting to look into the world also there's a lad

I vaguely know who's gone very like that now he's like a lad like a friend of a friend in Carlow right and I'm always kind of shocked by what he's posting

like I'm pretty chill dude you know I'm like hey people have titled their own beliefs you know yeah Maybe, they are in sex. What do I know?

Well, I see some of this stuff like... Am I, David Edinburgh? I mean, come on. I see some of the stuff like, Jesus Christ. You're basically saying, you're threatening, like, violence here, you know? But how is it, like, it's very weird the stuff that TikTok allows and doesn't allow. It's not that confusing, James. They just, the Chinese just hate you.

Oh, okay. That's a, yeah, that makes sense. Well, could you, when I tell my therapist that, he's always like, And I'm like, oh, don't you, you know. And you're like, I just give me some chicken balls. You're from Carlo. I don't know. We're making less sense than the freaks on TikTok.

We also had our own incident in Cardo there. Oh, yes. Yeah. Really not an instant. Just some guy went a bit spastic and killed himself. You know, it happens every day and a week. It happens every day and a week. It's a Tesco.

Yeah, yeah. Well, normally it's just a farmer in a shed. But this time, he's a young fella. And he's walking around fair green shopping center. Great shopping center. Centre, by the way. Great discounts now, so get out there, you know? I think he just like waved

a gun and he shot himself. But again, it's funny on TikTok. There's literally guys I see they're driving to the scene. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on the way to Carlo now. Take down his Muslim now, yeah. Don't work. I hear he killed 20 Childers, yeah. I'm worried. I got hurl here. I'll show them.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like, I see like, so some people were being interviewed about it and all the comments are like, apparently Carlo have crisis actors now sad to see it Ireland is a fallen state the globalists

and the World Economic Forum and George Soros they are bringing our country down It would be cool if Alex Jones came to Carlo I'd love that That would be pretty cool I'm not gonna lie

I'd fan boy I'd be like yeah he's actually racist you I don't care around me I'm like oh my God sign my copy of the Great Replacement

wherever his book is called It's not called that, Brian. Oh, it's something similar, isn't it? It probably is. It's called the new agenda. That's definitely a book, yeah. They're all pretty generic, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But I also was funny, I saw on TikTok as well. A lot of people after they found out he was a white guy in Carlow. They were like, yeah, so we all got tricked. Yeah, I jumped the gun there a little bit. I said he was a Muslim and this was the start of a new holy war in Carlo. There was a fatwa against Tesco. It turns out it didn't happen. But, you know, we all fall for these mistakes, you know.

And underneath all the common section is all like, don't worry, we believe, it happens to everyone, you know. I think it's a bit suspicious that they tricked you and thinking he was Muslim. Almost like they planned it. Yes. It's a false flag to make you look like you're racist. Ah. Yeah, like, it's kind of funny.

You know, the thing, I tell you what, Gary, what you do in the, you know, mainstream media, at least when you're wrong, you admit it. Yeah, I saw that a long. down on your lives. Yeah. Well, your lib-toured neighbor goes for his 12th booster that month. Enjoy the turbo cancer.

I like my boosters. Yeah, yeah. They're tasty. But yeah, that's what I was talking about here. So, trading game, haven't finished, probably won't finish, to be honest. Yeah. I think it ends, I miss looked at Wikipedia. It ends, he just got out.

He started doing YouTube videos. Yeah. That's it. I'm like, that's the thing. Not to disparate. him or anything like that because I do agree with what he says and he makes valid points but is it not a little cynical that he's only using it to kind of sell

his book and push his YouTube channel and make money. James, yeah, well how would you do it then? Where's your solution? I don't have one, but I'm not claiming to have one. Exactly, yeah. Okay, right. Sticks and stones, that's why you say. Apples and oranges.

Hot and kettle. Black. That's the apple call in the kettle black as I was it the apple falling far from the lynching tree uh

no say that oh come on it's a bit of fun we're having fun David lynch that's the end yeah yeah how much time

we have that oh at the hour oh how are we oh fucking nice that flew boy we've got so much stuff to talk about on the Patreon

great Roy Cohen good you're gonna blame him for the Carlos shooting yeah right

well where was he dead convenient Where was Jeremy Strong? Yeah. Then we can talk about Downton Abbey, adults, AI journalism. Oh. Actually, no, I'll just say

right now, no, I won't actually. Okay. Suspense. Yeah. To be continued. Anything you want to plug? Nope. Nothing to plug. I've got nothing going on. So that's good. Good for me. What about you? You got any big plans?

No. No. really are living our best lives, aren't I tell you, man, you know? Young, 30-something in the big city anything would happen. I can't afford anything. I'm always broke all the time.

But you work a bit more in Stanton now, I do. But I come along, I'm the mean guys. Like, you forget to pay your rent there, James. I'll pay the rent. Sure, yeah. So you're just getting so much money in, you don't even notice it, you know? From where?

I'm scraping my pennies together. Here you go, Mr. Brian. From where am I getting on my money? That's what I'd like. like to know. Yeah, yeah. Well. But yeah, no, I got stung by Microsoft there took 99 quid out of my account. Why? Because they, you know, the subscription for the Microsoft Word and all. You subscribe to that? Yeah. What's wrong with you? This is what you need to fucking sort

your life out, mate. Okay. Yeah, well, you're paying for movies as well, are you? No. You're down, well, I didn't know you could pay for, delete that. Yeah, probably should. Well, it's like a family subscription. I don't know how I got stuck with it, though. You shouldn't have family. I told you this before, yeah. You're right. Well, you know, if this old pacemaker's situation, maybe, you know, all my problems are about to be sorted out, you know. Oh, that's awful.

That's really bad. I hope my mommy's okay. All right, well, that's the end of the episode, guys. So subscribe to the Patreon so James can afford a pacemaker. Thank you. Then you'd probably drop it on the way there. A dog runs away with it. I get it mixed up with my new dildoes.

Oh, I put it up my eyes. And the doctor's like, oh my God, no, you cannot do that, sir.