Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 257 : My Amish Stalker

Episode Date: June 14, 2025

That's a red flag....

I watched a movie called Airplane, 2025. Airplane 2025? Yeah. As in... Remember airplane? Yeah? It's back. Wait, what?

Yeah, there's a new airplane movie. With... A new funny comedy in a plane. All right. Yeah, it's very funny. It's got Tom Arnold in it. Oh. And a bunch of women.

Oh. Yeah. It kind of feels like a soft core porn. Really? Yeah. So it's all these women getting on a plane in like the 70s, all right? And it's all like, you know, women can't drive planes, you know. And they're like, we'll show you.

And then later on, the pilot, I think, has a sex accident. I think he overdoses off tits. And he faints. And then the women have to fly the plane. Is Tom Arnold the pilot? No, that would be funny, wouldn't it? No, Tom Arnold plays a guy who sits down all the time. And he looks very sick and depressed.

Sure. And he doesn't stand up at all. He barely even talks or lifts his neck. You know, he's just kind of like, I think he just died on set. you know, I've never seen someone so like, hey, the plane's going to crash. It's like, even like, like, sexy girls, like, oh, I dropped something.

Really? They don't drop something. That's funny because Tom Arnold, he's known for being very, like, twitchy and like, oh, God, what are he doing, you know? Yeah, that's why it's so... Animated. That's why he's so weird, yeah, yeah.

He's like, he's got locked in syndrome, you know? It's like, basically breathe into a fucking tube. Like, did you ever see the movie? Soul plane? Yes. Yeah. I expect another soul plane. Is this an all-white reboot of Soulplane?

Finally. Soulist plane. Take that honkies. Yeah. But like Soulplane, people don't like that, do they? Oh, no, it's a hood classic, bro. I love Soulplane. I can't wait till, you know, in Letterbox to interview celebrities

and talk with their four favorite films, you know? I'm going to have a real, I'll be so cool. I'll be so cool. Big Mama's House, too, actually, yeah. I'm a bit weird like that. I think too, fair. An Annie Medea movie ever. Or the wind that shakes the barley.

Either one of those. American History X, downfall, soul playing, and soul playing again, because I love it. Yeah. Yeah, so it's really

very depressing film you know and it's like it's not like carry on it's a little bit like stuff you know as a guy who plays tennis on the plane he's like oh I got a big racket very vainy

that doesn't mix you know come on try a bit more yeah oh my racket's going to explode juice out of it tennis juice yeah yeah it was real depressing I didn't manage to finish it

you know I never even heard of this how did you come across it I went online and I've been trying to find like I went through a bit of a kind of dead air recently where I was watching all these films like oh this would be great for the podcast yeah I'll watch him be like I get like two minutes out of you know right so watch another film called my

Amish stalker yeah my Amish stalker yeah yeah I was like oh this would be good yeah it's be a bit of fun you know pretty boring it's about this girl I think it's based on true story all right so the girl lives in a little you know bum fuck nowhere Idaho where right yeah yeah and her dad is sad because the mother's dead right so the dad's like a bit depressed she's kind of afraid to leave him alone sure so all her friends are on like you know woo spring break

but she's minding her dad you know like dad where's the shoelaces you know like oh wait so they're not Amish the family no no no they're regular okay yeah right right they're like sis okay yeah oh okay so they're having fun

and then she goes to the coffee shop and she's like, oh, I'm so sad. My dad's going to kill himself. Oh, no. Oh, some coffee will help me. But then she bumps to a handsome guy, like really handsome, real tall, okay? And she's like, oh, my coffee. Don't worry, I'll buy you a new coffee.

Oh, ho, ho, you know. He can afford coffee, oh, well. Lucky for some. Yeah, high value mail right there. And, like, he's really nice. So, like, they're in the coffee shop, and he's like, yeah, I'm just a new in town. Yeah, it's nice here. I like your coffee.

And this old biddy, okay, falls over and, like, spills coffee all over herself, which is like broken her hip, all right? And everyone, the only way, modern world, look it, they're all filming her, being like, oh, yeah, this will go on my be real, yeah, you know, I put this on, um, my smiths, it's back. It's just going to be back on Vine, all right, yeah, yeah. But he's the only guy that helps, he's not addicted to his phone. He helps the old lady up, you know?

Right. Yeah, and then she's like, what an angel, you know. And then they're talking and they're falling in love. It's about being about half an hour, right? He's like, oh, by the way, I'm actually on Rumspringer. Ah. Yeah. I didn't mean that rum spring of that, aren't you?

We have fun. Well, that'll be very charming now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't say anything like that, you know? You know what? It should have been you. I think so. I think so.

I try to get you in it, but yeah. You should be in that and soul playing. If I was in that coffee shop And I saw that old bint fall over We're like yeah Survival of the fittest Stay down there You Darwinian reject

Yeah so basically okay He's like I'm on Rumspringer Normally you go on Rumspring We're a bit younger Alright Okay But my mother was sick So I had to mind her

My mother is dead But my mumby's dead Oh We're kind of spirits And then they Date for the whole summer They fuck well they don't they don't show penetration

but they do have like they're Amish I suppose but they have a scene of them like slowly taking their clothes off in like a profile view you know does he have to like do her through a sheet is that what Amish do isn't it where a yarmac on his head

is that how it works with a Quran up his ass yeah yeah fucking dreidel in his mouth you know instead of a ball gag really all the religions there. Yeah, why not, man?

Except for Christianity. I will not make fun of that. No, sir. How many Christians have to die? Well, I thought with Dave Porte on your minute, actually. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, so, like, they implied to have sex, all right?

Definitely kiss, all right? Right. And the dad's like... Over a little smooch. Yeah, yeah. And the dad's like, oh, you seem very happy lately. Is it a boy? I suppose, yeah, dad, you're right.

But, look, the summer's almost over. You know, I haven't got any action since your mom. died and since you're an easy lay, how about it? You can't look like your mother, you know, but fatter. Smaller tits and wonky eyes, but

I'll still lash one up you unless you want me to go for a little drive into the lake, come on, let Daddy have a little peace. Mental health, man, it's important. There is a male

loneliness epidemic. That's a clip where you don't do like Darkson's the light and all that yes yes oh anyway okay so she is like look Amish boyfriend

alright I think you're great but the summer's almost over oh god I'm dying they put an Amish curse on me but the summer is almost over and I'm going to college right and you got to go back to your community so it's been a lovely summer

and I'll always remember you but I think we should stop seeing each other It's time to go get piped by frat boys Yeah yeah And he's like Ugh Ow, fuck It's okay

Oh I'm fine Yeah Whatever Oh fuck I'm gonna kill Yeah I'm okay with that I'm emotionally healthy

Yeah Yeah yeah What college you're going to Oh interesting Yeah no problem Anyway goodbye Since she goes to college Alright

And she's in college It's like Hey it's me You're in this college well what are the odds of that oh you told me you go this college i forgot completely yeah i decided just join up to what what class is this women studies yeah yeah that's me all right yeah racial ethics oh boy yeah it's good tough here but yeah so then um she's like oh that's interesting well you know suppose that's cool you're in college with me you know we can be friends

yeah friends sounds good I'm gonna go listen to Elliot Smith yeah so then like he's got a bit of a tail yeah women are very intuitive they pick up on these things fuck

yeah that's fine good I'm a piece of trash I want to be friends yeah let's do it yeah so then like they go like some parties and stuff you know

and he's there like yeah this is cool no I'm not drinking or anything I'm just gonna be watching you the whole time because we're friends alright I want to make you you're safe

Yeah, yeah. And then, like, you know, classic stuff for, like, just, like, a fella talking to her. Yeah. And then he's walking home some guy with a ski mask comes out. And just beats the shit out with a guy, you know? Stay away from Lisa. Yeah. And then he's like, hey, someone beat up that guy who was trying to. I wonder who did that, you know? He's, like, covered in blood. And he's still wearing a ski mask. He's out of breath. He's got scratches on his face. You know, that guy who's hitting on you, he probably had a small penis. Someone beat him up. It's very dangerous here. You know, you got to be very careful. And then she's got, like, it's really annoying friend. Just like, this guy's bit weird. And he's like, I'm going to, you. Yeah, she goes to the women's bathroom and he's there, you know, like, like, slapping her, you know.

But again, he's wearing, like, a Jason for his mask. Oh, it's Friday the 13th, by the way. Oh, is it? It is. Oh, we should watch all the Friday 13 movies. We should. Right now, live stream them. Oh, that'll be, you know, we actually do really well doing that.

I think we do, I think we should do more live. streaming stuff, where it's just us for like 12 hours, you know? Yeah. No bathroom breaks. No, that's over pussies, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to piss in my mouth. It's Friday of 13. You can't say no. Yeah, it'll be unlucky

to not piss in my mouth, you know? Now, where the film starts to lose me a bit, my Amish docker. Okay. So far, it's like, okay, all right. The very next thing is, like, she's, like, walking home, and then some guy puts her in a van and drives to an Amish, you know,

community. Right. And I'm like, oh, I know who did this now. Yeah. The black guy. No, it's the Amish guy, all right? So they bring her back and he's basically like, yeah, you're my prisoner now. Uh-huh. And we're going to get married. We're going to live here forever. And she's like, you know, I need my heart medication. He's like, oh, I need this heart, I've got like a kind of a heart, small heart problem. You take my medication. He's like, no, we'll just give you vegetables instead. Okay. You just think, it's like vaccines. It's like an RFK, Jr. Oh, my obish stalker tells me that, ah, ADHD, they're putting gay chemicals in the heart medication, which is causing the children to be trapped. So, just eat some chicken and eggs, and you'll be fine.

It's him with Cheryl Hines. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then it kind of loses me a bit, because it's just like her in the house then for ages, all right? and then her friend is like Where's Lisa? Hello? Yeah. And it's kind of like the back and forth And I kind of was like, oh, right.

It's not well made enough to be suspenseful. Right. And then like she tries to get out And in one of the other women is like, no, you're supposed to stay here. Right. Yeah. Be a good wife.

And like, so to none of the Amish people be like, hey, you can't really kidnap women? No, in this film, the Amish are all scheming. It's pretty offensive, actually, yeah. The Amish are like, oh, he kidnapped the girl. Nice, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love that Amish, yeah. And, you know, we call us 9-11, yeah. No Amish people died on 9-11. That is a fact. Now, you think that's a coincidence?

Actually, I think you're probably right. I know I'm right. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think about it. Think about it. Because, you know, New York's full of Amish people, so it's kind of suspicious. They run everything. Especially in the Diamond District. Actually, speaking of no Amish, well, the film's kind of, yeah, so it is fine during the end. Is this like a TV movie? It's Hallmark. Oh, okay. It's like Hallmark,

true crime kind of like dog shit and stuff. So I watched those two things. And what else do they watch? Other stuff that was like, oh, this is such a waste of time. I would not waste, okay. I watched a brown bunny. Oh, shit.

Yeah. How was that? Have you seen Brown Bunny? No. Have you seen the other film he made? Route 66? Yeah. No, Buffalo 66.

No, Buffalo 66. Sorry. So I haven't seen that in years. Buffalo City. That's Vincent Gallo's directorial debut. debut. Yes. He's got a real fan base, Vincent Gallo. Maybe no of his politics, but a lot of directors we like

like, the safeties and all that, they love him. Really? They love his, with films, I should say, yeah. The Brown Bunny, wasn't that, there's like an unsimulated sex scene in that? Un simulated blowjob, yeah. It's Chloe Savini. I have to say one thing I will say positively of Brown Bunny. Yeah.

Chloe Savaney. Yeah, is, sorry, he's drinking there. Is it's 2003. It really feels like you're watching like a 70s movie. Really? It really reminded me of

Five Easy Pieces. Okay. Or there's another Jack Nicholson film called The Passenger, if you ever heard of that? No. It's by an Italian director. Right.

It's this real like... It's a road movie, isn't it? Yeah, but it's real like low-key, kind of like, just say he's a guy who's like a biker. Yeah. Just travelling around, meets a girl. Doesn't work out.

Meets another girl. Doesn't work out. Meets Chloe Savini then. Gets a blosser. Yeah. Or a blowjob, as we call, you know. I don't speak your. cool Gen Z slang

all right yeah gets a glizzy globler you know it's fallacious James he makes whoopee with this young dame yeah and just kind of like you know it's just kind of like the

it's very much by a male director I'll say that I appreciate it it's pretty long you know what I also I watch this these films I just watch when I'm tired when I come home and I'm kind of like oh

I should be studying for my exam, but I'll just watch this instead, you know. I'll watch a two-hour existential film about like sadness. Just a prep for my exams, you know? Then I fuck up into my sheep exam, writing down get a blowy. Chloe Savini is a sheep.

She is a glissie gobbler. Yeah, I mean, I respect it for what it is. I couldn't watch loads of films like that. If it won off, I think if I watched it in a cinema and I was real like, you know, focused on it maybe smoked a joint, it would be way more like, man, it's just like life. Yeah.

Yo, because life's like that where you're sad all the time and a girl blows you not really actually now. And then you hit her

and then you take her back to her Amish community. Yeah. He sells his sperm now, Vincent Gallo. Really? Yeah, he sells this

you can buy his sperm for a much. I think like tenor. Pretty good value. We should do that with the Patreon money yeah. We'd be annoyed with that

if you're like, Brian, you haven't given my money in ages. Don't worry, I made an investment and like I plant it outside.

Then we'll have loads of Vincent Gallows. It's a beanstalk sprouts up there. Yeah, Vincent Gallo's interesting. So he did like cream stock. Oh, yeah, that's good. Not really, not. Don't doubt yourself.

You know, if you were a black guy, he said that, you'd kill. Okay. Yeah, motherfucking cream stock. Everyone in the Apollo will be loving you. Yes. Yeah. Greg Davies would be terrified. I think I'm in the wrong Apollo.

You could be in The Diggers movie. Yeah. Oh, tell him about the Diggers. It's a movie. about diggers. Yeah, yeah. Now, just to specify, Grave diggers.

It's, uh, what's his name, Juski? Drewski. Drewski. Drewski. Drewski, yeah, yeah. You know what it's, you know what his name is, Brian. It's Drusky. Druski.

So, Drewsci and Theo Vaughn, they play, well, Drewski plays, is the Digger family, all right? And then they're, they're a black family. That's like the joke, all right, if you don't get it. And then T.O. Vaughan is married into the family. Right. And now they got to run a grave digger, company, like a funeral home kind of thing.

Yeah. And then hilarity ensues. It looked pretty cheap. It looked very cheap. Drusky should have a bit money, you know? Yeah, but... Probably spent it on, what, cheeseburgers and... Lawyers. Yeah, lawyers for the ditty stuff.

Well, hang on, just to get back to Vincent Gallo. Oh, yeah, sorry. I always get Drusky and Vincent Gallo mixed up. So, Drusky, you're the brown bunny, eh? Yeah. What? But, um, so Vincent Gallo, he's like an... notorious fucking nut job, right? And I think, like, you know that in the entourage show?

There's a director called Billy something. He's the guy who directs Medellin. Yeah. He's a fucking nut job. I remember him, yeah. The whole thing. Oh, I remember entourage. Don't worry, yeah.

I got a fucking in my brain, yeah. But apparently that's based on Vincent Gallo. Yeah, I could see that. So, he's not duck. So he did another film after Brown Bunny. Okay. Real long. So Buffalo 66 was like in 1996.

thinking maybe yeah and that did very well that kind of big critical claim people loved it you know and then Brown Bunny has a lot of fans okay it kind of became well known

because Ebert watched I think he can or somewhere and he hated it yeah and Ebert was like this is the worst film and then they kind of got a bit of a back and forth

where like Vincent Gallo was like a hope he had cancer and you know like a fun bit of banter you know it's like well I do all the time with girls you know

hope you a cancer hope you fucking die you know you don't understand Stad's cinema or adequate penis size Or having a jaw All right

So then like Then a bit back and forth But then like I think He edited the film And cut out some stuff They cut They trimmed it down By about 20 minutes

Right And Ebert said it was much better Okay And then they had a bit banter where like Ebert was on Howard Stern I think And then Gallo called in

Like remember I said It'll be a cancer Ha ha ha ha Good times So how's the chemo Go Not good But then he did another film

I forget what's called now It takes about like an assassin Who's Sad or something like that And he showed it twice And never showed it again You can't watch it at all But I'm actually like the safeties I've got to see it

Oh yeah Private screenings for the celebs The shit munchers Someday we'll be so big We can rent out the tree arena And just screen Vincent Gallo movies And no one's allowed in Yeah

Apart from just absolute tens smoke shows Bodacious babes only Yeah I was going to say The interesting thing about Vincent Gallo is He's in a movie called the Golden State Killer Okay

With James Franco And it's about No surprise, the Golden State Killer Okay Now the rumor is The director is a guy called like Tim Downs Something like that, right? Tim Downs, no one can find out

who the fuck this guy is Really? So the theory is that's actually Finca Gallo under a pseudonym. Suddenum, okay. Because written by this guy who was no I&B trade or information.

Now, the film's been in a big trouble production. They filmed ages ago, but I think they had some trouble with harassing actresses and stuff. Right. And, yeah, Franco's like, no, I'm harassing her.

You harassed that one. Oh, I don't want to harass that one. To me, to you. To me, to you. The Fuckle brothers, yeah. Now, is this, when did they shoot this, like years ago? Ah, like two years ago. Okay, right.

They're still debating final cut and stuff, you know? Probably having this deal with lawsuits as well, you know. I think Franco will be back eventually. Franco's at S&L 50. Yeah, that's true. Franco, I think, could be back if he wanted to be, like, it just depends what. He could be entire season three, you know?

Or he's probably waiting for, he's probably waiting for a slightly bigger deal, you know? He does random stuff. He does the odd Spanish movie or whatever. Yeah, kind of like Spacey. Yeah, yeah. Like people, like. go like he'll be back there's no like set

goal for when you're back especially these days when entertainment's so spaced out yeah that's true like oh he got a big studio movie he's back yeah yeah but now it's like I mean look what you could be the big studio movie the bombs you could be on a Netflix show that does great yeah yeah it's like yeah it's just everything kind of merge

together these days oh just apropos and nothing all right I have been reading some books like I mentioned you know what's great when you stop reading Doctor Who books you can read non-doctor who books. Yeah. It's insane.

A whole world opens up to you. I was at the library and I was like, wait a minute, do you mean there's non-doctor who books here? Yeah. He's like, yeah, we do. And he showed me like just like books about like, you know, fucking Greece

and like George Washington and all that. I was like, I did like shit myself. But I was like, but the doctor meets George Washington, doesn't he? And he's like, no. Does the doctor ever go to Greece? Um, I don't think so.

Doctor with George Washington. be interesting. Grace up Billy Piper's ditties. I was thinking the doctor if he met especially shoot

he got was doctor we met George Washington that'd be a bit awkward you know yeah George wouldn't like that George probably think he's one of his

trying to get him pregnant yeah my son well so yeah I have been reading another book I'm only about

100 pages in but really grabbed me I started reading it about two days ago and I just like sat down there read it for basically a full hour

all right what is it is called Lovecraft County. Oh. You ever hear that? Doesn't there a show like that?

Yeah, yeah. So it was a book that came out a few years ago, but I think he's name's like Matt Ruff. Ruff, all right? And it's the whole gimmick is, it's the horrors of Lovecraft. H.P. Lovecraft. H.P. Lovecraft.

With the kind of horrors of Jim Crow racism. Right. All right. Okay, yeah. So it's a nice kind of mixing of two bad things, all right, you know? Yeah, yeah. And the book is really good, and they do a really good job, like,

uh, tension. like for uh you know it kind of reminded me a little bit like actually like a kind of early stephen king kind of vibe you know like like this kind of build up the horror slowly you know like we still haven't got to any supernatural stuff yet it's just like kind of like you know getting stopped by a cop and just like the real like you know this how slow it is where the cop's like yeah yeah where you from uh-huh chicago yeah this here ain't chicago though is it yeah i know the officer yeah a lot black people to chicago isn't there yeah Yeah, yeah.

And you're one of them, aren't you? You got me there. The powers of deduction tell me that you may be colored. Would I be wrong, young man? And he finds, like, the black guy's science fiction book in his car. And he's like, hmm, a book here, what's this about? Princess of Mars. You like princesses, do you?

It's a white princess, you like? But, yeah, I'm really liking it. But they made a show about it. I think it got, I don't know when it came out. I think, I don't know if it was during COVID or after COVID. I think right after COVID it came out, right?

But apparently it's not a great show and they had a very troubled production. They actually renewed it for a season two. Yeah. And then they canceled that renewal. Oh. Because of certain things about the showrunner. Apparently she was a very demanding and very toxic.

Plus, they also had fucking John to Major's the star. Ah, yeah. So that doesn't help either, you know? What's, uh, was Jordan Pee. like an executive producer? No. Was he not?

I think you just assumed that because it's a horror show. Well, are you sure? I'm not too sure, actually, no. Okay. You know what? It could be. I'm not saying the...

That new Jonathan Major's movie looks pretty good. People say it's very good, yeah. I think he plays a bit of a slow guy in it. He's proper like... Yeah, like a bodybuilder who's like kind of not fully there.

Yeah. Mentally? Yeah, I've always heard it's great because it's been in the can for years. that film. I think it was due to come out

and then the unpleasantness happened. Yeah, yeah. Maybe Jordan Peel didn't produce... Look,

I'm not doubting him. I just thought he did. I didn't watch a show so I just don't remember seeing him producing. I've got to lock a... He did a Twilight Zone show

maybe you're thinking at that? Maybe. You know who's directing a new Twilight Zone movie? No? Ben Stiller. Really?

That'd be cool, yeah? Wow. It's cool to see Ben Stiller directing non-horror film. Lovecraft County. 20-2020. Yeah. So probably COVID didn't help it either.

Hang on, just talk for a second. This is fun for listeners. James on his phone, I'm just staring at it. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, James. Oh, look at that. So, yeah, it's a HBO show.

I might watch it after the book. The book's been really enjoyable so far. And I haven't even got to the Lovecraft stuff. No, oh wait, yeah, Jordan Peele. There we go. Oh, great. Executive producer. J.J. Abrams.

Jordan Peele. And that one there, Misha Green, apparently she was the troubled one. Okay. Yeah. So I'm glad you won, you beat me there. I have, yes. Who's the racist now, Brian? And I was being really like, oh, no, James, actually.

Only a fucking ignorant white guy would think that. But, yeah, what was I going to say now? I just, I like the book. That's good. It's probably going to be dog shit now. I read the next two pages, they're going to shit. And I look an idiot. You know, it's like Ted Lass all over again.

Yes. yeah um what else what else we talk about i i kind of use up all the good topics in the patreon it's kind of like your fault is it yeah do you see actually the guy the phenofal guy uh what's his name cotl crow no oh so cotl crow is like a phenofal td and he used to be a history teacher all right keep that mind and he was talking about like you know kneecap and all this stuff and like the glorification of shin fain okay all right and he said say what you want with british soldiers, but they never killed an innocent person. Wow. Yeah, they never killed

women or children. He's a history teacher, yeah. He's like, British soldiers' only problem was loving too much. That was it, yeah. He used to give all the innocent children's hugs. Yeah, and sweets and chocolates and cakes. Like, you know the way

they're going hunger strikeer, right? Yeah. Used to wheeling, like, you know, all this lovely food and turkey and chicken, please eat, please. No. And like, oh, you selfish man, you're not eating. And make us look bad. I cry for the Irish every night. Like,

aren't there like multiple, like, like, Ohma bombings? Yeah, the bloody Sunday massacre where the cops or the Brits, like, that was just,

that was just the Irish shooting themselves. Ah. The Irish grabbed the guns the British soldiers and shot themselves with it. False flag. They're all crisis actors, you know.

Yeah, I was just mad that he, I think he published that in like the Independent. That's fucking insane. Like, there was no checks there be like just so you know pal this might look bad for you yeah and uh i imagine he's got quite a lot

of pushback oh yeah yeah yeah i think he's that to uh roll back a little bit yeah but i think that's kind of like what a lot of people think i'm not even joking i think a lot of people just be like no that can't be possible like british soldiers but they're soldiers though so like they're the good guys yeah yeah they fought the nazis that's like saying the power ranges are bad yeah yeah it's just a stupid actually what he supports zordon oh no he's a good guy wasn't he What was the girl called? Oh, I don't know. I don't remember. Oh, you do. You got a tattoo over, yeah.

It wasn't Zelda. It was something like that, though. It was something like that, Mad Mary or something like that, yeah. Get you power. Oh, get you Irish. Finians live. It's the last thing I do. And Jerry Adams and the big robot, you know.

Go, go, power Rangers. I, tame up, Randhards. Yeah, like Zordon's head, but it's just Jerry Adams. Rangers, they're as Protestants. They are now, we have to get them, right? Oh, man. Whoa, Cherry, what are we going to do, man? Right, well, the black fella, you'll be the black ranger.

And the way, Chinese broad, you'll be the yellow ranger. Hey, I don't make the fucking rules, right? Go, go, I'm a ranger. Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. Like, I've been reading a few articles about, kind of related to Alamina and just like, I mean, getting more interest in the North recently, you know?

Okay. Fucking mad up there. Jesus Christ, you know. Well, I've recommended it before. Of course, you don't listen to me because you think I'm an idiot detrognitite, but, uh... Go on.

Prove me wrong. There is a five-part documentary. Oh, it's called like Once Upon Time in Belfast, something, isn't it? Once upon a time in the north. Oh, all right, okay. I was close enough, you know? But yeah, it's very good.

And it's, like, interviews people from all sides, so I array... Oh, I don't like that. UDAM, British soldiers, you know. It's very good. Well made. I think it was PBS and BBC. I feel like a lot of times the more interesting stuff is the non-British stuff.

So like, you know, say not was a Disney production, for example, you know. Because I think the BBC, to the lesser extent to Channel 4 and all that, they're really afraid of saying the wrong thing or like, you know, glorifying those evil terrorists, you know. Yeah, yeah. And, you know, they got sued there recently. me. Jerry won you won the big case there

so that's good even though like I said before it might affect Doctor Who though it's the only thing like you think well I mean they need money

to film Doctor Who apparently not they're not filming it no yeah because of Jerry that's why they're farming it out to any fucking

dip shit that comes in yeah I do miss Who review I liked having like a bit Doctor Who talk I mean you could watch old episodes and do

not the same you wouldn't like it I think. Okay. Because you know the way you loved a review in the past. Like we're going to do

by the way just you know we're going to do Trek talk I love thinking of like segments now. So Trek talk

we talk with a new season of Star Trek. Okay. We could talk What about a tires talk? Oh well

it's just me saying it's great. Yes. Oh I thought a great one there. All right. A new segment called Dexter in the detail.

Dexter in the detail. Yeah, so the devil in the detail. Uh-huh. Because a new season of Dexter's coming out. I'll show you trailer. It's not cool. No. Oh, it looks

really cool. It's like Dexter, but like the Avengers. Right. So it's Dexter teams up all these serial killers. Yeah. So it's like, you know, it's like Peter Dinklage and I think Sarah Michelle Geller is in it. And the fat guy who's not gay in real life from modern family. Oh, wow. Yeah. All the big names. And they're all

a team of serial killers. And Ouma Herman. Yeah, yeah. And they have to take down even worse serial killers. How stupid is that? No, it's not. What are you talking about? It's like Power Rangers, but Dexter, you know? I think it looks awesome. It's called Dexter Resurrection. Ooh, ha, ha, ha. More like erection, because I'm hard already.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. I've been hard for six hours now because of this. It's not healthy. I tried to watch a little bit of Dexter. I'm surprised it was ever considered prestige TV. It's quite stupid. No, you just can't understand it. Oh, maybe.

Yeah, there's so many levels you're not getting. Too cerebral. My dark passenger. Yes, I have to kill to feed my dark passenger. So now we're going to have two Dexter, no, sorry, three Dexter shows. Three. Yes, we got Dexter, Young Dexter. That's about Young Dexter.

Okay. We got Dexter Resurrection, which is about modern day Dexter. It's team of serial killers. Okay. And then we have Young Trinity Killer. So it's going to be Young John Litgow. Who's playing him? Damn Castamia.

Who could play a young John Litgow? I could see you doing it, Brian. I was setting you up for that. Yeah, yeah. This is what he needs to do more. Sike. No way, loser. Pussy.

I was thinking if I watched Sinners. I was talking about in the free, the Patreon, okay? Yeah. I think sinners would have been way better. There's a lot, like, you know, like, you know, Michael B. Jordan is very good, you know?

He's handsome if you're into that sort of thing, all right, you know? Handsome men. Yeah, yeah. But would be better if there was like a white sidekick in sinners. Instead of having two Michael Jordan's, Michael B. Jordans, how about one Michael B. Jordan and one Brino,

you know and I'm like the comic relief you know like a Josh Gadd type from like he's behind me isn't he? What's wrong Brian Vampire Bavababababab blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Yeah I think I

I can't wait to like break Hollywood I can't wait either Tinseltown You should I think what you need to do is quit forward college and fly over to Hollywood and make it. I mean, you got to fake it till you make it, you know.

Because you always hear these stories, people go into Hollywood. I had one dollar in my pocket and a dream in my heart. And I got there, and the first day I met a producer, and he was like, get in my van. You're not Stephen Spielberg. It's just some Puerto Rican guy. I know where he lives, though. Get in. Hey, come on, man. Get in here.

I'm going to make you a big star, me. I'm going to be in the one. Yeah, I'm putting my hands down in the street, you know. But it's just like a big bucker of jizz. They're getting cement. This is dog shit. I just put my hand in it. The walk of fame. There's some guy who's like bending fucking me in the ass.

Hollywood. Happy birthday, Mr. President. Oh, fuck you there. Oh, we have to talk about, um, I was going to say, uh, oh, fuck it. We have so much talk about actually now. All right. It's all coming back to me there. Yeah.

Uh, I've forgotten it all now. I've, well, I want to talk about how it feels like for a girl in a minute. Okay. Let me start taking notes to these things. Well, first of all, real quick, uh, we were watching before we started recording the Dave Portnoy rap. Yes. It's such a good rap. Yeah, it is.

Like, it's way better than Kanye's rap. Okay. Like, it's, it's so good. It's a Dave Portnine, the guy from Barstool. Yeah. He went. went absolutely crazy. He's gone pretty crazy recently in general, right? Yeah, yeah.

But he went crazy about, like, how you shouldn't make jokes about Jewish people. Then this guy, what's his name? Or Crickle? Or Sickle. Zico. What? Zemiko. Krak Zemiko. That's it, yeah. Crack Amico. All right. Jesus Christ.

What the hell? Calm down, Brian. Had a stroke, Dave. I got to put a belt in your mouth. We're going to talk with Dave Portnoy. I just go, what? Yeah, crack amico. Yeah, he did a rap about, like, you know, making fun of Dave Portnoy. I'm getting, I'm burping now. Yeah, I'm getting too excited. The whole thing where Portnoy is, like, one of his earliest controversies was how, like, he would openly make rape jokes. Yeah. And he's sitting down in interview and the woman's like, so it's okay to make rape jokes, he's like, yes. Even if there's a woman there who was rape and he's like, yes. That makes it funnier. Yeah, yeah. And now he's like, how many Jews have to die before you start caring about, you know. Yeah, he's pretty right wing and all these real.

Zionist and he's like screaming But it's funny because he's a pizza guy first and foremost, you know? And Barstool Sports, you know, he's an alpha bro. Yeah, yeah, and it's all like, don't be a pussy dude. And he got in trouble a while ago for he posted a naked picture of a two year old.

Remember that? No. Oh, hope that's true. Yeah, yeah. But he put, and like, like, take that down. I think it was like someone's child. Oh, my God. Post the picture of like, oh, he's got a big penis, something like that. Oh, what? And it's funny, you find a tweet. He's like, where, where you posted child porn.

Shut up. Always complaining. He also had like, you know, domestic abuse charges and rape charges and all that. So fucking pussy.

A bit of a wrong on. Actually, one second. Let me start to talk for a second. We're going to talk about how it feels for a girl in a second. Yeah, Crackameco, he's like a comedy rap guy. He's made a few raps about like

Bert Kreischer, that whole kind of Rogan sphere of comedians. But now he's talking about like he did one about Portnoy. He did one about Jeffrey Epstein that was a legit. I hope that's not hateful. No, well I mean, depends. But it's just like legitimately

just a good rap song. Like he's got bars as the kids would say. I like him, man. Mad flow and all of that, you know. He's making it cool to be a wigger again, Brian, finally. It was always cool. Make wiggers great again. It was always cool. You just stop believing

in yourself. That's right. Yeah, that's why you need me there. Yeah, like Robin Williams in the he stopped believing so then he could no longer fly but I got to find the wigger in me you can be fly yeah there we go I'm like your hype man yeah

oh before we talk about that trans thing do you want do you follow the kind of the backtracking that Elon Musk is done so Elon Musk is like you're a pedophile and he was like I regret the comments I made about Trump yeah oh wow he posted a thing where he's like I regret

some of the unfounded statements I made about Mr. Trump, he's actually great. Jesus, really? I don't want, yeah, yeah, already. It was so quick, wasn't it? Because I thought it would be like a more protracted thing of like a back and forth. Yeah. It was like almost immediately. He was like, actually no. Well, he kind of went

absolutely nuclear with, you know, Trump's in the Epstein files. That's why he won't release the video. It's funny that like you go like, like that's, like you said, like it's nuclear options. Like, yeah, well, Mr. Trump, you're a paedophile. Everyone's like, yeah, we still prefer Trump.

He's still less annoying than you. I'm the cool guy. I take ketamine. Yeah, but we don't like it. Yeah. We rather have to fat pito. Yeah, I think maybe he thought, oh, the left will love me now and everyone's just like, no, we still. Now no one loves him. Yeah. He's like

he really has burned all of his bridges. Where could he go next? Back on Rogan. Would Rogan even have him now? I don't know. Probably fucking be clean the, he worked in a chipper out there in Glass and Evan. In the car. Yeah I don't know

Man he's a weird motherfucker I really It would be so cool If he was in the submarine The Titan submarine Yeah That would have ended

All over problems Yeah Not really It'd just be some Other fucking nut job Would come along Ah you're right Yeah

Yeah You know Um Wait Okay Before we talk about Titan okay Okay

I want to talk about I watched a random thing Because I was I was watching The Amish boyfriend thing Right That's all right What else is online

I found What a feel like for a girl an eight-part drama about a 15-year-old who gets addicted to drugs and gets pimped out right I was like this would be good you know Saturday morning's fun all right instead of going to mass I'll watch this your bowl of cereal in your PJs your little in your little ones you know like people will be watched like cartoons in the morning yeah like that way put on the trans drama so yeah it's about a girl called Paris Lee all right and Paris Lee is like a trans person okay true story then true story yeah she they they're

went on to do a podcast. All right. So, just hope for us. So, um... I better start pimping you out. Jesus. How much money I think I'd get for you? Well, they only...

I'll tell you, these pimps aren't very good in the show. So Paris Lee is like a 15-year-old boy at start, okay? And she's like, you know... I love all these shows about gays or trans people, okay? It's always like that dad. He's like, fucking, uh, what are you doing? You fucking what? You're walking like a fairy.

Well, yeah. To play some footy. And like, you know, the son is wearing a dress and has lipstick on and is like sucking off some guys something about you is a bit silly

you know oh I ref give him a red card what's that you look a bit like a shirt lifter you know tell you what why you go down all right

down the pub have one larger you be grand yeah well go down the pub daddy oh you're fucking Adam and Ava

you're not supposed suck off all lads in the pub why you let my son suck you off sorry sorry Phil sorry Phil I didn't know that

with you lad I tell you what he knows what he's doing that you don't remember anything you know did you Phil yeah so like he's 15 years old this little

I'll say fella right and he's like you know kind of like he's a bit lost he's got like no friends really but then he finds out when he goes to the public toilets

okay, there's always a fat guy wanking there. Sure. Yeah, always, you know. Every time. Yeah, and he's like, oh, don't wank dear me. I'll give you a fiver. Okay. And then that's how he starts off, all right? In this economy, I mean, yeah. Well, fiver back then, you know, this was like there in 2000s.

Okay. So, you know, you'd be set for life. Yeah. But then he, he's walking out of the backroom and he's like, there's like a car, okay, with like, some black guys in it. Okay, actually there's one wigger, actually, yeah. Cool. Yeah, yeah. Finally, we're getting representation. One guy with a corn hat, okay, you know. And they're like, oh, you were at Wagwam, you were in, that's what they say.

Oh, yes, that's exactly what they say. You nailed it right there. Wagwam, top of the morning to you. So, wigwam. So we saw you were in the bathroom there with an old fella, all right? You were probably sucking him off. Oh, do, do, do, do. Yeah, I can tell. Yeah. So they'll get. get in the car. All right. Whip it out.

Yeah. We'll do, yeah, we'll make a loud of money off you. Now on, okay,

to bum you six quid. Wow. Jesus. Yeah. That's not good for yourself. And we're taking

$5.50 off it. Yes. Not even double digits. Daddy, I've got a job. Oh,

but right, yeah. Where is it? Down the chipper? Is it down fishmongers? Yeah, you're fucking

that'll sort of you out. Well, I am getting quite a lot of Sausage, oh. What you mean? Is that an innuendo, is it? In my endo?

Is that related to the sausage? Well, bring some chips back next. So then he's out and about sucking and fucking, all right? Sure. The fatest, it must be so bad when they're doing the casting for these shows, okay? It's like, yeah, we're looking for like a really fat, ugly child molester type

character and we think you'd be perfect. It's like, am I playing the cool black guy? No. So I'll buy backwards baseball cap I'll just turn it around front then, will I?

But he's like, so I'll have to wear like a costume then to play the fat paedophile, you know, like a prosthetics you know, like I have to put on some bad glasses. No, just the way you are actually. I thought you're already dressed up. Yeah, you're perfect. Honestly, we could clean you all.

up a little bit because there's something as being too believable, you know. He'll scare the audience, yeah. So then he meets up a crazy bunch of characters, all right? You know, like drag queens and transsexual women and, you know, an Irish guy. You know, like the real freaks, outcast and all that, all right, a Doctor Who fan, all right? And then he starts partying with them. They're all doing Charlie and drinking and all that. And there's one stage, right, he's like,

oh, let's go back to my place. My dad's not back from factory until eight. So then, like, just in the kitchen, just doing blow. Just the full studio 54 type thing. Yeah, just doing blow, fuck each other, you know, weed everywhere, okay, you know. Sacrifice in a chicken, you know, like all that. And the dad walks, he's like, oh, what's going on?

Are these your mates for football? All right, lads. yeah yeah he's like he's like oh what's going on you you're not smoking are you I am yeah it's medicinal is it oh yeah it's medicinal weed all right well keep you know it's better you know it's better you're doing it here than out there all yeah and that's medicinal crack cocaine as well is it oh yes it's for my sciatica daddy medicinal cock is it yeah okay I got a bad back let me try a bit just what a doctor ordered now if at the end of the show

the Paris Lee walks in okay and the dad's having a treason with two like transgender prostitute so you know what? So it's not too bad is it? I'd like that I'd be good but it doesn't. No, well it's a true story though

yeah but you can change up a bit you know. I suppose. For my, you know make me happy. Yeah. Do it, you know? So I kind of like lost bit interesting to show and it's just like you know a lot of just like you know having fun

being happy. I didn't like that. No. Yeah. When is surely the the other shoe's going to, the other stiletto's going to drop, isn't it? But then, I think in the end, they get arrested for selling crack or something. Ah. Yeah. And then they go to prison, but they actually have a good time.

In prison? Well, not like a, it's not like carnival or anything, but they get through it all right. Then they get out after five months and Paris City goes to college. Like, yeah, that's right. I'm Paris. And that's it really. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So there's no real, like, is there any hardship or any, like, Yeah Stride Oh, the cock Oh Yeah, that was pretty hard Yeah I thought the

Thought parrots enjoyed the cock Actually does Yeah Yeah I did like the dad though Dad's a big

Notting Forest fan Yeah Yeah So he's like Oh at least I got Forest Yeah

But yeah I like that I don't know What else I watched Oh yeah So how much time

We have there Real quick Yeah We're almost done Okay So I watch The Titan

documentary on Netflix well I love is all these documentaries you watch was like yeah this guy was going against all the rules and all the nerds like me were like you can't do that it's dangerous yeah fuck you I'm a disruptor and he went down there and he proved everyone

wrong the end yeah yeah and that's I think it's like I don't not interesting that I love failure yes I don't like I love things where it's about a guy who tries and tries and tries and he just fails and ends up dead yeah ends up dead in the street. That's more my, that's my future, okay?

And that's why I like the Titan documentary, because like a guy who's like, screw you, Pine Dexter, you know what? We're going to power the submarine with the power of friendship. Yes. And then it just gets crushed. Yeah, yeah. So he made like a carbon fiber submarine that like, you know, you could go down and see the Titanic. What was the name of like Stockton Rush? Stockton Rush. And it's interesting. He like comes from legitimate old money generational wealth two of his ancestors were present at the signing

of the Declaration of Independence yeah that's pretty yeah he's very and then his wife like her she comes from money from like a fuck what's the name of the like they were textile manufacturers

Macy's so like Macy's in New York and a bunch of others so these are like real old money American royalty yeah yeah and he just was obsessed with like deep sea exploration and so he's like I'm going to make a carbon fibered submarine it's cheap and it's cost effective and it's easy to transport because that's the whole thing about underwater like submarines are very expensive right okay so his whole thing's like right you know me getting it

out of carbon fiber but everyone's like it won't stand the pressure is too much it'll you'll get crushed like literally every expert's like you're going to die yeah literally he's like no the whole time. You're a hater. Yeah, you're fired. And I'm going to sue you. Yeah, it's not even just like, no, you're fire. It's like, I will ruin you. I will buy a, I'll ruin you, ruin your family. Yeah. And like, any time anyone said, sir, the data said, oh, what, you don't like me, do you? You think I'm an idiot, do you? Oh, wow, fuck you. Think I can't make my wife come. Oh, well, you're fired. Like, he would take it very personal. Yeah. So, but he's a very unlikable person, you know, like. Everyone's telling them, no, please don't do this. It's not safe. You'll die. You'll endanger people. It's not even the fact that he killed himself.

He took people with them. And the whole time he's like, yeah, it's totally safe. Don't worry. I think if you're super rich and you live in that world, the idea of like, no, is like a real foreign concept. Yeah. So it's like, no, I can do this. No, if I just throw off money out, I can, the submarine will work. Yeah.

And anyone, like I said, anyone who's like against you, you know, just buy a new expert. Yeah. Yeah. One expert says it's dangerous. Just get rid of them. Get rid of them. And then just hire some like 22 year old fresh out of college with big tits. Like, I think it's awesome.

Yeah, she's got the right idea. She's the new CFO of the company. Oh, awesome. Yeah. Yeah. So like, like I said, everyone's saying it's dangerous. You're going to die. All right.

And he, like the thing I thought was interesting is, so you can't have passengers per se. Yeah. You can have employees down there. That's like the loophole they use. So, yeah, anyone that went along, like, you can't say you're a passenger, you're actually an employee of the company.

Yeah. Which if you're going down, like, we have to use a legal loophole because we can't legally have pastors. Yeah. I'm not fully convinced here. And apparently, like, the waivers that you were made to sign were very like, you know, there's a strong.

It's just a blank page. You just sign this and after you die. I mean, after the dive, I mean, we'll fill it in afterwards I mean like the people that went down with them there was like a French explorer like whatever he probably had a bit of a fucking you know death wish anyway

but like this billionaire and his son like if you're a billionaire surely you should be smart enough to if something seems like it might kill you you should probably avoid it just getting a submarine like a normal submarine just do that like he brought a son with him like his 19 year old son

I imagine just as like it's about to cave in the sun's looking over at the dad's saying we could have went I wanted to go to a titty bar in Vegas and this is what you

could have just played catch yeah that's it like what 19 year old is wants to see the tight eye I didn't like the 19 year looking a bit of a nerd as well that's kind of sad

you know dad I don't want to go you'll love me love it yeah why you want to spend time with mom do you what are we at there oh we're almost done

we're almost done yeah I uh you know It's not too bad outside. I'm not looking forward at three hours of fliring. Yeah, you were flying yesterday in the rain, were you?

Yeah, and the rain. It was good, though, because I kept pissing myself but no one could tell. You know? But then I went into the place and everyone said it smelled like pissed. They're like, no, it's the rain.

It's acid rain. Climate change, yeah. I remember, like, no offence to him, okay, but I remember I worked with, like, this autistic guy one time. He's a nice guy, you know, but, you know, he's like a little bit, you know, a bit rude.

but you suppose he can't help it, you know. But he used to always say it was smelly. Really? Yeah, I used to always like, Brian, you kind of smell weird. It's like, no, that's just your autism. No, no, no. You're mad in the head. Did anyone else ever?

Yeah, that's just because they're all autistic. Oh, okay, right. What am I going to do, shower? I guess not. Another thing about that guy, all right, is we're at a party one time, this autistic fella and me, okay? And they're playing like, he loved all these games. So I wish I had this.

We just walk in like a bunch of people like, hey, I'm here. So let's play fuck, Marri Kill. And just like, you know, and everyone likes that. Yeah. Yeah. Whereas I, you know, me, I kind of like hang back, you know. I make the odd witty comment. I, you know, just wait for the right moment.

Yes. Or normally what happens is... Like an assassin. Yeah, and people are talking and I try to throw in a comment, it's too late, you know? Yeah. So it'd be something like, you know, yeah, that's absolutely fucking stupid, isn't it? Anyway, do you watch, I'm like... It's even stupider than that.

You know, it's something really witty. Sure. Very witty. Very cerebral. Yeah, yeah. You're a cerebral assassin. Yeah. Cerebral palsy assassin.

Yeah, but like, so he just walked in a bunch of people. Like, hey, let's play fuck, Marry kill, all right? And then he mentioned me, and I was always the kill. So we're playing, we're playing fuck, Marry kill, all right? And it's like, Brad Pitt. Benicio del Toro and Brian. Oh, well, I don't know. Benicio, you kill him, would you?

Dirty foreigner. Yeah, but fucking man, it was so frustrating. So it's, fuck marry kill, all right? It's me and then two other people who work in the company that aren't in the room. Oh. All right, so just say you marry me, okay? Just be nice to me, please, okay?

But they're all, every single girl in the room, was like, yeah, so obviously I'd kill Brian not even an apology of like sorry Brian, but it's like, yeah, so it was like me and then two guys who are like, you know, they're not as handsome as me, all right? Or funny or charming.

Or as smelly as me, all right. So I'd kill Brian real slow, make sure he's really, it's painful for him. Yeah. Yeah, and then all these things will have to sit there grooving on it, you know, like

Yeah, I understand completely, yeah Yeah, it's cool Oh, yeah, you'd rather fuck the racist guy, wouldn't you? Great, yeah, yeah, so it's the racist, the sexist, and me And you want to fuck those two You want to marry me, then kill me You want to fuck my corpse, you sick whore?

Yeah, actually take the back of it, yeah, I'm fucking, I'm actually fucking... I mean, I wouldn't like that, but you know, that's why I mean... It's the amount of fucking indignity to pop up every day. I'm not a cunt. Fucking.

It's all angles. Oh, I know, man. You don't know what it's like. You're living on rainbows, yeah. Life's on easy mode for you. I'm sure it is, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm all sweaty now. Yeah, thinking of all the indignation.

Yeah, well, look, we're at the end there. Let's see. Oh, I was going to talk with David. Beckham real quick. See, David Beckham's going to be Sir David Beckham now. No, but good for him. So I didn't realize, so he's been trying to become a knight

for ages, get knighted. Like Jimmy Saville? Because then he knows he'll get away with everything. It must be so frustrated. He's got one, not me. So he was trying to be getting knighthood for ages, David Beckham. And the problem was, I think he was going to get one like

2011, but he had a whole kind of tax avoidance thing come up. And there was his leaked emails of him complaining to his PR team about it. And he was like, why won't these old cunts give it to me? He actually used old cunts. That's hilarious. It's not fair. What a legend.

And then he was talking about a bit of the singer. Some singer got it. Katrin something, I think. She's like a Welsh singer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, why they're supporting her? She's an ugly bitch. That's class.

She ever banged him in for England like me. That actually makes me like David Beck about all life. Remember the Queen's funeral? Yeah. There's a whole thing that David Beckham waited in line. Like he waited in line

for hours and hours. Oh, very good. That was for knighthood. It's all planned all this stuff, you know, because you probably watch him like, that's, oh, Beckham, he's just like me, you know?

Sultly earth. I've never, you'd be surprised to learn. I've never thought myself and David Beckham had anything in common. Well, because remember, like, he...

Well, I'll listen to the Brian and James podcast. What to think? Oh, I'm not the character. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's a real ass dude, just like me. Because remember also, Holly and Phil? Jump the queue. They jumped the cue.

That's when people turn against them. That's right. Yeah, that's why people start disliking Phil's pedophilia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. If he just waiting line, he would have been grand, yeah. Yeah, be a polite pedophile. Don't be one of those lewd, rude, attitude petos, you know. Nobody wants that.

Yeah, so what are we going to do for next week? I like sitting up, I'm going to actually, where's my pen? I've lost it. Yeah. Okay. It doesn't matter what you say you're going to do because you always do something different anyway. Because you know what I is, I say I'm going to do it and then I forget. Yeah.

And then I'm not going to listen back to this. I don't like hear my own voice. No, you should. It's very annoying, isn't it? I mean, I listen back to it, but I make sure to turn it down every time you talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just up down, up down. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should do a special cut just for you, you know?

Right. The James cut, you know? And it's just you talking. And honestly, I don't think people are missing much. Oh, stop. No, you're great. Yeah, that's, and me there, be like, yeah. You're great.

No, miss me at all. No, you're great, Brian. Tell, tell them, tell the women out there. I don't think they'll take my word for it now, you know. Yeah, you'd burst in their bedrooms. Like, say you'd fuck, Brian. Let's play fuck Mary Kill right now. Who are you?

Oh, fuck, yeah. You're wearing, like, their mother's face. Just to show them I'm serious. So I think I'll watch All the Equalizer movies Okay And I tell you It's hard to find stuff

To talk about these days There's not really much Exciting me at all Food tastes bland Music Sound shit I go outside Everything's grey

Yeah I watch a document about a guy Called the Crossbow Cannibal Oh I want to do more research On him Might get some books Out library about him

That'll be fun And What else now, what else? Is there anything you want to watch? I'm going to check out that AstroWorld documentary. Oh, yes, that'd be good. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we all know that it was an Illuminati blood ritual

and that was a portal to another dimension. It's like the OMA bombing, you know? Correct. I blame Travis Scott for the Oma bombing. Everyone thought I was mental, but now, look... Well, you know, like, the Irish government don't want to investigate that. Oh. Yeah, because they're like, now, it might be... You want to

offend English by complaining about them killing people. Yeah, I think the families of The victims have been campaigning for like 30 years. Yeah, it's insane. It's kind of like, remember when Apple were going to give us all the money? No, Europe want, the EU were like, Apple is to give us money. And we're like, now Apple need that. They're a mom and pop company.

Right. Because they were going to give us billions, you know? Yeah, why did they turn it down? Oh, they didn't turn it down, but they were forced to take it. Oh. Yeah. But they're like, don't worry. We won't spend this on housing or anything.

Oh, okay. We're going to save this for a rainy day. Don't worry. Yeah. I mean, they've just passed a new thing where, like, they're going to be able to increase the rent every two years and then basically rewrite the rules every six years. We're about to get fucked in ways we never even imagine.