Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 258 : The 4:30 Movie

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

We fall in love with the new Kevin Smith movie

This is a free one, guys. Me and James, we started, I'll be honest, didn't finish the 4.30 movie. Yes. The latest Kevin Smith joint. What do you think so far? Now, I'll be honest, we're not very good movie critics. We started watching the 430 movie by Kevin Smith. We got about, what, half hour in?

I'd say about that, yeah. It felt about two hours. Yeah, it felt very long and... We took a break. Yeah. We'll finish it. You have a gig tonight, don't you? I'm not going to finish it.

I will never... No, no, cancel the gig, all right, stay here. This is why I'm unemployed, so I can watch Kevin Smith movies. Right. So I'll tell you, I'll watch it. I wish Kevin Smith was unemployed. I don't never want to see him make a movie again. Well, this guy, shows just how much contempt you have for the audience, you know?

You don't give a fuck, do you? You're shitting them out with all the fans. I have to clean up afterwards. Yeah. And they still like you more. I should tell yourself to Chenda. What do you mean they like me more? Fan ogre

Swab creature kill yourself Literally no one saying that Apart from me The comet section in my head And you can't block those people You know you can't You can try to report them all you want But it always comes back

No violations found And then you just gotta leave with it Actually we got a lot of good response From the Caleb video That's true It's weird what pops off you know, so like, I'll put up a Doctor Who video and I'll be like, oh, they're all

love this. And weirdly, Caleb is, I'm almost going to puke saying this, more popular than Doctor Who. Yeah. Some might even say more hetero than Doctor Who. Yeah, people love Caleb. But I think it was good because the video

on TikTok you put up, all right, starts off us saying, oh, everyone loves Caleb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I think that was good for us. It made it seem like we were pro-Kalib, all right? Yeah. If we were like, he's problematic, you know, he voted for reform. Oh, another white man with land. Oh, great.

More of those, please. I bet he doesn't love Keir Starmor as much as me, you know, like that. But I think it was a pretty, it was a funny video. You did a good impression of them there. Oh, thanks. And everyone, like, we got like 600 likes. Ah, 700?

Oh, well, I'm not counting. Yeah. I am. That's all that's keeping me going. And you've got a hundred. accounts You can do that I think you can pay I think you pay like Chinese children

like your post Really? Yeah And they are beating Nice Yeah they beat the fuck out of them Alright

Yeah And they just press So you can actually Pay for likes So what influencers Do you think We're doing that All of them

I'm not gonna name The big one now But you all know Who I'm thinking All right Yeah You all know I'm thinking

No one actually Like chicken fillet rolls All right It's just a little Chinese children Know what's good for them Well, I'll tell you, this is going to be a little grab bag of an episode. I'm going to run through some topics, with a little chat.

Tell you what I did, that was fucking awesome. You know what I never did before? I went to the bottle bank. Really? I put some bottles in. You've never done that before? Never done it. I was always like a real kind of like snob with that, all right?

Like, I didn't believe in recycling. That's what the povoles and the plebs do. Yeah, and the buggers and the scumbags and the gays, all right? Like, I always taught, you know, recycling was like, you know, it's like anxiety. or depression or just not real yeah exactly so just something that middle class people do to make themselves seem interesting exactly i deliberately throw my bottles in the river you know yeah yeah or like you know salotape them to a pigeon or something you know like find a badger and staple an old can of beans to its head and hit it a kick like oh god get out of here shove a coke can of

a dolphin's ass you know the dolphins have assholes they do when i'm done with them okay right on, right on. Every hole's an asshole if you're persistent enough, you know. Yeah, but my mother had a big bag of bottles, all right, she's been collecting bottles, all right, just in just bins and all that, yeah.

Glug, glug, fucking old alky o'too. I'm feeling very nice heads of scurge, please take this to the bottle bank. Yeah, your mother the whino. Mother, you seem dizzy. Mother, are you having one of your dizzy spells? Did you see a Romanian?

Did you see a Romanian? Is that what happened? Are all these black guys doctors, Bobby? Yeah, yeah, all right. Take two of these nuts and call me in the morning, bitch. Ha, ha. Had me from Jackson, what your ass need, girl. I didn't know you were such a trade enthusiast, mother. They said they're running a trade on you.

I'm a big fan, Mr. LeBron. but yeah so you had a big bag of cans and bottles and all that right so i went to the place and super value i was a bit nervous this is like the oh the exchange i had you meant an actual like a bottle bank no no no oh no okay so yeah well in my defense you called it a bottle bank so you should know what i'm thinking all right sorry so it's like one of those uh you get money for it yeah you do yeah so i'm like oh we're in the money I have to give it back to her, though. They're her bottles, you know?

Right, right. She's to pay off those black guys, right? Sure, yeah. So, a big, so, do you know how it works? Yeah, put them in and you get, uh, is it like a... No, you'd fuck up already. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

I put my cock in. I pulled my pants down. I'm like, I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille. Well, it is kind of funny. The bottle, you know, what do you call, the return scheme, all right? It's a lot like a glory hole. Oh. It's a lot like that, you know.

In fact, actually, there's a thing on Instagram called Dublin Gloryhole. We're sponsored by Dublin Gloryhole, all right? So it's an Instagram page called Dublin Gloryhole, and they just post lots of videos, and it's just like, it's just a, a symptom says, sound on, and you're like,

oh, Jesus, Jesus Christ, that's class, you know, like that, fucking nice. Right. Yeah. Are you allowed to put that on Instagram? You are? There's no video. There's no actual footage. It's just like, it sounds. Oh, what do you say then? Just the wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like the war, the worlds, you know?

Right, okay. Where they hear the suck in. It's like, it's aliens. Yeah, but I message them. You message Dublin Gloryhole? Yeah, so like their page is called Dublin Gloryhole. And the bio says, we're a glory hole. And I messaged them and I was like, can I use the Glory Hole? And they're like, oh, very presumptuous, very rude.

What a rude man you are. Why the villain, you know, yeah? Maybe they were just... Well, I'm supposed to whine and dine them, you know? Maybe, yeah. I don't know. Bring some flowers and shove the flowers in a glory hole first. Wait, so what is it?

Like, this person just goes around to all the different glory holes? I like he said she. Wow, yeah. Is it a guy? No one knows. Okay. It's a mystery, yeah. Right, right.

It's a guy. It's definitely a guy. Yeah. It's just you. And I get your message like, fuck off. Not a chance, well,

yeah, I go stick it in a bottle bank with the rest of the freaks. But anyway, so I went to the return scheme, all right? Right. And you put the bottles in,

it's a little kind of conveyor belt. Okay. Yeah, so it goes, V-ZZE, inside it, right? And it scans the barcode and tells you what it was.

So if you put in, like, can of Fanta, it says Fanta. that's cool yeah it's pretty I was amazed by you okay I had a big black bag and I got 11 quid damn yeah that's pretty

I think honestly me and you need to start collecting bottles yeah fucking right the Patreon is not doing well no it's not and yeah the rent keeps going up and up the rent is definitely going to get higher soon yeah I think it is we're going to get fucked over

I think we are but you know what it's actually I welcome it do you it brings about new challenges and it gets my hustle mindset going. Okay, good. Yeah. What's your plans?

Collect bottles. I told you. Collect bottles and start a glory hole. Right, okay. See which one makes more money. Be depressing if it's the bottles. Nobody wants my glory hole. Yeah, you're supposed to put a wall there, Brian.

Not just kneel down in the street with your mouth open. No one knows who it is. Dublin Glory Hall Open for business It's funny if I start a glory hole But it's just upstairs It's just in your room Yeah

Look But yeah back to Kevin Smith So we watch I'm going to talk about Minecraft soon It's a Minecraft episode by the way Don't let me forget that I got distracted with glory holes all right So we're going to talk about Minecraft for the whole episode.

Yeah. But real quick, on top of 4.30. So a 430 movie is kind of like autobiographical. It's a young fella, a young movie nerd in New Jersey. Uh-huh. And he's, you know, he loves his movies and all that. And he also has a crush in this lovely girl. Yes.

And he invites her to the 430 movie. We're going to watch a very, very funny film called Beaver Man. Beaver Man. Blast, it was blaster ass, blast ass, major blasts, beaver, was it, master blaster? No, what do you do it? Jesus Christ. I don't know, like AstroTurf or something. I don't know what, I want.

It was shite. It was AstroTurf, and he's like a villain who, he's like space guy who hates trans people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it was, right. No, it was like a book Rogers parody. Yeah, like Astro Blaster or something like that. I'm fucking shite. Yeah, yeah.

Why do you think about 4.30 movie anyway? So it's basically a film all set in a cinema. Yes. And like, so there are, it's him and his two buddies, two lovable goofballs. I loved his goofball friends. Did you? I didn't, I couldn't decide who I loved more. Wow.

There's like one guy looks like a young Louis C.K. Yeah. Which is funny because he loves jerking off in public. Yeah, and he gets thrown out. Which, by the way, the joke is he's this young nerd, all right? Yes. And he goes take a poop in the poop in the sheep in the shit. shitter, all right? And he sees

on the wall, a badly drawn woman. Yes. Like, it's a, basically a stick figure with tits, essentially, and he start jerking off over that in the stall. Yeah. How, what's, what's wrong with that? And how do you get caught as well? The next scene is... Probably somebody

in the glory hole, it's like, hey, come on. A little snitch. Yeah, yeah. Either put that mouth to work, or get out of here, you know? Yeah. And then the next scene, the manager kicks him out, didn't like that. But the other guy was real cool. He's like a kind of like a young brino tool

type, you know? He's like a oh, like a Ander Dice Clay. Oh, hey, sweetie, you I'm going to watch Ace Blaster. That's what they call me, because my cock's so big. I got a cock rocket, maybe you want to take a ride on the spaceship?

Yeah. Yeah, that's you, is it? Way to remind me here. Yeah. So yes, he's a very over-the-top, gregarious Guido, who, wasn't very good, I have to say, the actor. The other two were fine, but he particularly was the weak.

You know what I haven't seen in a, I was going to say major motion picture in a movie a long time, all right? People like flubbing their lines. Yes. A lot. He like would flub his eyes like, for God's sake, instead of for God's sake.

I felt like I was listed to a Brian O'Toole podcast. As, blast, blast, ass, Bever, beaver glory hole yeah yeah but yeah at one point like he flubs his lines it's like did Kevin not want to do a second

take there? I don't think you know what you hear about some directors like David Fincher and it's like oh my god they do like a hundred and twelve takes of every scene you know just get that one perfect take you know I don't think Kevin Smith's like that well as another thing you could tell from this movie very

cheap cheap and he's done a lot of favors all his friends are there and it's all for like one scene. Yes, very limited screen time. Yeah. Come on Jason Lee. Come, I made you. Yeah. You'd be nothing without me. Yeah. Where's my residuals

from my name is Earl. Talk about karma, huh? That was a rip-off of mall rats. The exact same premise. Yeah, so he'd have like you know, obviously his talentless daughter showing up in a scene and... Where she plays a...

Prostitute. Yeah, and now you were all fucking, oh, that's weird. I think it is weird. Filming your daughter pretending to be a prostitute. Yeah, I think so. What a square. Okay. Yeah, you're probably on women showing her knees either, yeah. I don't mind if women show their knees,

but if it's my daughter, I don't want to film her with her knees behind her head, getting gaped out. But hey, that's just me. I'm a bit of a... I'm old-fashioned. I'm an old funny... You're a real Hank Hill, you know? Stick in the water.

Yeah. God damn. Bobby, I... Why are you dressed like a street? Oh, Dad, I'm a prostitute now. Oh, man, I went to Briad O'Too's Gloryhole. He had the tiniest penis I've ever seen. Dad, it's called sex work. But he's like, Bobby's got a job.

I'm proud of it. Oh, pro-pane. Put the pain in it, right? Yeah. But he's propane. Like, he's into, like, sadomasochistic stuff. There you go. That's good.

No, it's no. Oh, it is. It's good. Come on. Believe with your phone. You're humoring me. Call me a queer again. I will give a time

Don't tell me when to do it That ruins it for me Have you seen the clips The new King of the Hill No I'm looking forward to it The animation is a bit too clean From my liking

Yeah I love old King of the Hill Because it is like really kind You almost see a smudges From the pen you know Yeah You haven't even watch that much King of the Hill

I mean You've got 13 seasons to watch Right now Okay Well maybe I need something else I think it'd be cool If you know Like the entertainment

And Infinite Just Okay, it's like that We just got screens everywhere all over the house Screens and glory holes everywhere And it's just like Yeah Like King of the Hill Memorabilia all over the place

And then my cock is poking out Yeah Right Yeah I mean It used to be on Channel 4 a lot I remember watching it as a kid And being But I knew

I knew that it was held In very high esteem Yeah, by me Well just in general I didn't know you I knew, I liked it for everyone else Okay, well I knew it was very well regarded

but I would be watching it and I'd be like I don't get this but I knew I was wrong I was a very, I was always very self-aware like when I was watching something I'd be like oh I don't get this but I'm wrong because I'm an idiot

That's not very healthy It's not a good thing for a child to think about themselves It's like funny your kid watching eight and a half or someone's like I don't get Why do I get this? Felini's work is lost on me. I'm a troglodyte. And I expect to be able to make it

in sixth class next year. Yeah, right. I were thinking that as well, like, oh, fuck, I won't make it in secondary school. It'll be too academic and educated. Like, I was expecting it to be like Harvard, you know? Instead of a bunch of fucking cross-eyed country bumpkins

fisting each other and calling you gay. and I made it just fine I fit in oh like a well-worn shoe like a glove like a glove baby yeah I actually know what you mean I remember going into secondary school

I think like just going to be like yeah very sophisticated you know people carrying like a letter bound books around smoking a pipe I thought it all be Fraser I thought me a bunch of Frazier

you know and then like my first day in section school there was like a lad with six fingers who was bullying me you don't need six fingers yeah he said

No, he's six fingers in one hand. What? Yeah. He was like, proper mutant, you know? He was like, oh, you, you're being fucking gay bastards.

You're a freak with your glasses. He was able to give you two middle fingers on the one hand. Fucking hell, six fingers on one hand. Yeah, that was Tullo, yeah. That's crazy. How does that even happen? Welcome to Carlo.

We're like Chernobyl. Fucking toxic town, 2.0, man. Jesus Christ. Yeah, there's a little. A lot of funny stuff. Does his mother use a teflon dildo or something? Like, what the fuck's going on?

That's crazy. Yeah, there's quite a few. You don't only get too mean now because it's a free episode. Yeah, maybe on a Patreon to talk about some of the folks I met, you know? Yeah, I could do that too. I've met some freaks. Yeah, yeah, looking back on it, because, you know, when you're a kid, you're like, yeah, this is school, you know?

Yeah. And I talked to other people who went to, like, kind of more normal kind of schools. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of weird. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, did you, even like, you know, we talked to someone who came from a posh school right yeah do you guys have um you know your movie dress-up day in school i was like what the fuck you're talking about you know yeah yeah

yeah we had different parties and the like schools were like they went to they went skiing and stuff yeah yeah yeah all that kind of shit yeah i get real kind of self-conscious about that yeah oh yeah you know we went to the hamptons every summer you know and yeah yeah not us no you know we just went to a field and there was an old man wanking in the corner Yeah Yeah You went skiing You were jerking off two guys at once

You know Old Tuller's going skiing again You know Working the poles Yeah I can't There's so many people I'm thinking of now

It's like yeah Looking back on it Just freaks You know It's very funny There's some people You know And they're proper like

Like that You know And they're just mean And fucking terrible Yeah And you meet their parents And they're like The exact same

You know just like kicking them and fucking yeah. And it's just like you never should have had children. Exactly. There are so many people that never should have had children. Yeah. And you've done a disservice not just to the child but to society at large.

Well, I've got good news for you James, all right? Yeah. They've passed a new law where you know organ donors. Yes. We're all organ donors now. You have to opt out of it. Yeah. So all those kind of useless cons out there in the world, at least we can get their organs. oh the fucking mongos who like have six hands and fucking 12 eyes oh great yeah you got extra

hands i want their deformed kidneys oh great yeah i don't want a kidney that's got a foot in the middle of it you know what i mean a fucking spleen with a toe hanging out of it it's a kidney with teat uh yeah i mean i'll have to think about that yeah it's funny yeah a lot of nice people as well, you know, but, gee, I'll tell you I didn't get the worst of it now. Some people got proper bullied, you know? Like, I was very lucky where when I was in school, there's a lot of people that were way worse than me, you know? So you could

like, under the radar for the most part? Yeah, or just like, just kind of get by, you know, like, I actually, be honestly, I never, never really got proper bullied ever, which is, look at me. It's crazy, isn't it, you know? Yeah. The only times I got, like, bullied per se, is one time to put me in a bin. Yes. Okay. And one time I mentioned

mouse, you know, Mouse, the comic book. No. Oh, it's it's by Art Spiegelman. It's about like the Holocaust, all right? Oh. And it's him talk to his dad about the Holocaust, right? And he illustrates it, but the whole thing is he does it in like a cartoonish form.

Right. So the Germans are cats and the Jews are mice. Oh, right. The Americans are like dogs and the British are like bulldogs. So it's like, you know, an interesting kind of, it's a very well regarded graphic novel, all right? Well, I remember I was

in school and Tullo and it brought it up and Jesus, the amount of the hate I got from that. Really? I just like, you know, there's a thing there and it's like, it's about the Holocaust. What the fuck are you talking about? You're a fucking idiot. Fucking gay bastard. What?

The Germans are cats. Are you fucking stupid? You're not allowed in the bus anymore. That was the principal. Yeah, I got expelled. And I was like, no, it won the pull surprise. The fucking what? Pulling your Mickey Bryant.

They're fucking so ignorant, you know? I get so angry about that still, yeah. Oh my God. Oh, fucking off. Jesus Christ. I did like literally, I'm not even joking. Like years later, they were like, oh, Brian, how's your agenda?

Jewish mice, yeah. Oh my God. Oh, fucking hell. I mean, to be honest, it's impressive that you were even aware of it. Yeah, no one said that. The lads, the bullies didn't say that. Well, Jesus, you're very well read, Brian.

You know your underground comics, don't you? You ever read the Cornice McCartney's, did you? I wouldn't understand it down, but you probably do. Could you read it to me, please? and I'm paying me to let you shag me misses It's so funny There's like a 12 year old like me misses She's a bit rough like

She's a bit ran through But so you'll have a go of her anyway School kids like yo ball and chee Make me fucking dinner It's just the luncheobots And he beats her because it's cold You stupid gun useless bitch Actually wait this is a good segue now

So speaking of Tullo and Carlo all right. So I was reading up about De Carlo shooting. Oh yeah. It's fucking, you know, terrible thing, all right? You know, it's very scary

if you're involved in that, right? Sure. But did you know that the Carlo shooter, all right? He was this young fella who's obsessed with guns, all right? Yeah.

The guards gave him a gun. The guards gave him a gun. The guards gave him a gun, yeah. What? Yeah, so the guards were following up on this guy. I think he'd been arrested.

He's on bail, okay? Right. And they did a thing called controlled delivery. do you do this sometimes we like to give like drugs the drug dealers to follow them okay oh kind of like a sting operation yeah but like didn't follow through with it they just gave him the gun it's like probably be grand yeah it's called police work you know it's like tagart all right so it's like we gave me so the lad who's like unstable and loves guns yeah we'll give

him a gun all right and then we'll crack this wide open so they gave him a gun all right and then later on he tries to shoot up tesco yeah and didn't inquiry there or like did he used the gun you gave him. Like we didn't internal inquiry and it turns out no. No, definitely not. But you're not allowed to ask any more questions, all right? Otherwise we'll plant the gun on you. Yeah. That gun

it's gone missing. Disintegrated. So, yeah. Stolen by a Romanian, would you believe? Oh, Jesus. Terrible stuff now. Well, it's very CIA, isn't it? The whole, like, it's very much like, you know, the CIA in America,

not CIA in Carlo, right? No, yeah. The CIA in America, the loves to do a thing where, like, they find, like, a Muslim with Down syndrome and give him, like, bomb making, uh, manuals. Yeah. And like, oh, you like, let go do you? You want to let go of your life by being a suicide bomber, do you? And, like, um, you know, he has no idea what they're going on. It's just pure entrapment of somebody who's, like, not mentally capable of understanding what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You hate America, don't you? And the guys is eating jello. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that was interesting. And also, then I looked up as well, the guard, uh, competence. The guards had, like, bought, they bought like gun holsters all right, these new gun holsters but they're out defective so that if you put the gun, the gun holster, the gun goes off. Oh. Yeah. So that's

the last thing you want your gun holster to do, isn't it? So like some guard shot himself in the foot. Jesus Christ. And now he's suing the guards. Fuck, really? Yeah, because it's the gun holsters. Absolutely payday for that, Lando. Oh, it's great. I bet a bunch of guards shoot himself

in the fuck by accident, yeah. Yeah. I shot my wife in the best 12 times because you're the godholster. And me cunt kids. Oh, come on. Been a cash, bit of wonga for me. Just give me 50 quid for a grand. Call it quits.

Yeah. He was on a young fellow that lad. Wasn't it like 22 or something? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard he got bullied for bringing a mice copic to a school. It's pronounced mouse. He pushed him over the age.

Yeah. we're doing time wise oh we've got a bit more time yeah yeah yeah so what else I read here I look at different things so yeah another thing all right

so I was reading about Candace Owens oh yes and you know about Candace Owens she loves to defend the undefendable in a way yeah yeah

she likes to do she's a troll you know yeah pretty much so she's she likes to I mean even back during like the Me Too movement she was very like

oh these women are just cashing in and it's all bullshit so she's doing the whole thing about Harvey Weinstein at the moment, all right? I never actually watched much about it. So I watched a little bit of her, like,

you know, the kind of proof that the women were lying, all right? One of them is so funny. So there's like a woman, all right, and she apparently got raped or something like that by Harvey P.K. That's not the funny part, right? Yeah, by Harvey Weinstein or everything.

But then they have, like, all her emails are right? Right. And she's texting someone being like, you've got to feed my cat. All right. Okay. And Candice Owen's like, hmm, suspicious, isn't it? very sexual feed my cats like feed my pussy

interesting what who's she sending it to uh like her mother or something like that yeah another thing so on the calendar the woman had in her room she used to put up like hearts on the happy days already right and she had a heart on the calendar like five days after she met

Harvey Weinstein okay so they're like interesting a heart you give a heart when you get raped do you but it turns out that same day like her sister gave birth right okay yeah so very just like clutching a straw I was trying to be more

kind of like juicy stuff in it I didn't see anything as a lot of just he said she said I mean really yeah I don't like he's not the one to that's not the hell you want to die on David Harvey Weinstein like that's I'll watch a bit more of it to get some

I thought I get more talk about it now yeah I mean I remember it's kind of like you hear the initial she's defending Harvey Weinstein but then you know you watch her for a couple of minutes like she's literally got nothing she's only doing this to get a reaction it's kind of desperate and

a little sad you know it's funny now I don't know if she was telling the truth but Candace Owen says that when she started defending Harvey Weinstein Harvey Weinstein was like please don't really yeah you're going to make me look bad yeah yeah I might have a shot but if I you're problematic

you know I've got to keep my nose clean you know yeah she was like yeah because he's a lib tard that's the only reason I don't like Harvey Weinstein because he's a lib tariff tarded, you know? Yeah, I mean, but he got, like, so one case

got dismissed, but that was just one, then in New York or in L.A., whichever one. No, he's not getting out of prison, he's going to die in prison, that's that. According to you, anyway. He's very old and sick as well. Yeah, he could get out, like, kind of like, just be like, look, we'll let you out so he can

die in your house. Yeah, I think that's, well, wearing an ankle monitor, I think that would be the best he gets, you know? I wouldn't mind that. I basically stay in the house all day anyway, you know? Just put an ankle monitor on you Yeah, yeah Yeah And I'd be happy

I was like, oh no I'll have to watch Oh, King Hill again Yeah Oh, I have to watch The 430 movie again You know To pick up all the Easter eggs

I missed the first time Man, the 430 movie All right I just forgot about this part here So the 430 movie It's like the character It's like a veiled Kevin Smith type of right

Yeah Yeah And the bit was like Really fucking stupid And really hard to believe Okay Is this kid is always like, oh, Poultergeist, that stars Craig T. Nelson.

And the girl that he wants to date is like, oh, Mike, that's so impressive. You know so much about movies. It's kind of sexy. Uh-huh. Oh. Yeah, try that now, see how far you get. See how far you get with Craig T. Nelson. Go on Bumble and hey, hey, babe, Craig T. Nelson, am I right?

Hey, girl, you know, Frank Gorshan? Yeah. You ever hear what happened to Heather O'Rourke? The stuff of nightmares. I don't even know who that is. That's the little girl. Oh, right. Girl for polterkeyes.

You know so much about movies. I know, right? You're getting wet. Gong, gong. Yeah. Well, let's talk about something we both watched, all right? All right. So you watched the Rob Ford documentary.

I did. You watch it on Netflix. Yes. I watched one on YouTube. Okay. So, but I assume the same topic. Did it mention the crack cocaine? I think that's kind of the whole thing, Brian.

Didn't talk about his policy? or anything? They actually mentioned that he's sort of a right-leaning populist kind of guy.

Well, here's thing, he made some good points. Oh. So it's annoying that like... It's very addictive. And it makes you feel

amazing. Well, it's kind of shows just how corrupt the lame stream media is. Here we go. No, I'm going to say it. I don't give a fuck

anymore, right? I don't care if I get killed. They're probably plant guns on me like that freaking Carlo. So like, he smoked crack a few times.

It's all like, oh, it's the crack smoking politician, okay? But he made some good points. So he was saying that a lot of politicians in Toronto, right, they get free trips to the zoo. Right. They don't have to pay money to go to the zoo. And they get free parking as well. And that's come out of the taxpayer's wallet. Right.

So he stopped that. Oh. He stopped free trips to the zoo for all politicians, all right? And no one mentions that. I mean. And then he smokes crack in the zoo. And they're like, oh, don't do that. I didn't realize politicians go to the zoo so often.

Not anymore. No. The gravy trains over. Rob Ford is stopped that, all right? No fun for you, just for me. What's very funny is, so the documentary kind of starts off. And it's kind of like, so he's kind of like big fat guy. He looks a lot like Chris Farley kind of.

So you think of Chris Farley, he's very gregarious and he drinks a lot. and he's very kind of like, hey, don't talk that crap to me, all right? He was very aggressive in the way he would debate and stuff. Like me. Yes, exactly like you. I'm known for that, yeah.

I'm the Rob Ford of Carlow. Okay. Yeah, because he robbed a Ford Fiesta. While smoking crack. Try to drive it into a mosque. But he thought it was a mosque. It was just the McDonald's. I thought it was golden arches.

The golden arches. of Allah. The M stands for Allah. I want a McAlu-Avore Happy Meal, please. Yeah, so he's very aggressive and, you know,

people don't really take him seriously, initially, but then he ends up winning because his whole thing was he was great at, like, meeting with the people. Like he was every man, man of the people, and he would give his business card to literally everyone, and he always,

said, if you have any problems, give me a call. And there's multiple stories of, like, just regular people calling them up saying, hey, yeah, I got this tree stump in my garden, and I've been trying to get the government to, like, get rid of it, but they won't. And he would make it happen, just like little things like that. All that shit, like, in the loop, the walls falling down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, there's this one story of, like, he went into, like, a subway sandwich place, right? And this is while he's the mayor of Toronto. And the fucking delivery guy called in sick. Somebody called in an order.

And the dude who runs a place, like, oh, fuck, I'm out 50 bucks now because my delivery guy's sex. Like, give me the address. I'll drop over those sandwiches. You know, that's fully fake. You know that, don't you? No, it's not.

It definitely is fake. It's a true story, Brian. It's something that they did a deal with the shop, all right? And he's like, you see Trump working at McDonald's. Like, oh, my God. Yeah. He's just like me, you know? he's working

working stiff I'm just saying that was his image was just like the man of the people I'm not yeah obviously it was like you know

staged thing but you know you can't have to go with me here a little bit okay but anyway it's ruining it

yeah but so but very gregarious and aggressive and you know also a lot of character there's like

multiple stories of him showing up at different functions like military kind of you know, we're here to support the military kind of whatever and he'd show up absolutely

hammered drunk, can barely stand his has to be like taken out the back by the security now this was for a long time wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So ages. Like, it's a bit like Ted Kennedy. Yeah. Where Ted Kennedy in Boston

it was well known just a fucking lush all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like couldn't handle his liquor, drank too much, fall over the place and like every bar in Boston kind of knew like, yeah, Ted's here and the guy's come and collect them. Yeah. And they give you a nice fat tips, he don't tell anyone. Right. Yeah. I think it's a bit like that as well where he's drunk, he's

fucking wasted. Hey, that's our Rob. Another thing about Rob Ford is like very similar to Trump. He was very good, he sort of pioneered the whole like, oh, the media right to get me. So anything bad you hear about me, it's a conspiracy against me from the left

wing freak shows. And then, okay, what about the video of you smoking crack? Ah, this press conference is over. It's a shame he didn't have AI. Nowadays, like, that's AI. That's AI. Chinese magic. You're smoking crack right now. AI, wrong.

You're falling for it again. Jabonged, fake news. Yeah. So, but it's funny, like, there's a press conference like, let me just say this right now, folks. I do not smoke crack cocaine. I'm not addicted to crack cocaine. Let's just move past it. And then a week later, the video comes out, it's like, hey, I made a mistake, you know,

I'm only human. Did he say, eh, is a drunken stupor? drunken stupor and then at one point he's like oh yeah apparently what's her name said I wanted to eat her pussy like during a press conference

like some female politician said I want to eat her pussy that's bullshit I'll eat my wife's pussy and that's enough for me and the press are like what the fuck is going on the speech writer's like

he aced that he nailed it stuck the landing it's like something from the west wing it's a very funny story but then it gets sad he gets cancer and dies well before

That's a sad bit at the end But did you see the clip Where he's talking about killing someone It's very Kenny Powers He's like he must be on crack Or something like he's like Yeah I just fucking put my thumbs in his eyes Like crack right

Fuck him up Yeah yeah I get that motherfucker I'm like Whop his fucking dick off Showing up his asshole Fucking rape his kids I don't give a fuck dude

And his popularity He goes up even more And then there was that Another video of him Like drunk And like a fried chicken place doing like Jamaican Pathwa talking about the

Chief of Police is like Chief Ridley Manny you're bumberclat you get me by Bubba Clot that slap him around and ding who you

like the mayor of Toronto just drunk probably high on crack in a fried chicken place going Chief of Police a batty boy bumaclat

I mean haven't we all done that It's hilarious it's undeniably funny you can't say and you're right his popularity just went up and up

and up Everyone loved it. And his brother is involved in politics now. Yes. The ford to like the Canadian Kennedys in a way. Yeah. Like a dynasty. His dad was like a well-known politician.

Yeah, it's like the Trudeau's and them. Yeah. I were telling you about all the stuff with like... True doughs and fried dough. Oh, yes. Sorry, yeah. I'm a bit slow there. Oh, that really could be a long time.

Yeah. I actually still don't get it. You know what's crazy? And I go back to edit this, all right? Yeah. There's so many times where you say something very funny, I actually don't understand it at all. all. I know. And it's like, yeah, yeah. Anyway,

yeah, I know, I know. I've become almost numb to that experience of a joke just falling flat. I'd be like, well, somebody probably likes it, I'm sure. Yeah. If I don't get it, it's cut it out. Yeah. And then you hide all the positive comments, but the negative ones you screenshot and send to me, it's like, look, look what they're saying about you. I delete all the positive comments. Like, no, this would be bad for James' his ego.

Yeah. Wanting James is too much happiness and confidence. What are we going to talk about? Oh yeah, I want to talk about

something else. Oh, there's one second we're going to talk with the military parade in a second. All right. Yeah,

so Rob Ford, it's a very funny documentary if you haven't seen it. But then he gets, it's weird, you'd expect like a big fat guy, alcoholic, smoking crack.

You'd think heart attack. But apparently he got like just this very rare, aggressive form of cancer that just like it was rapid it just like once they detected it he was dead like within a year I think it was very like yeah

the progression was very quick RIP well I mean he didn't look after his health that much yeah well no it was a bit where he's going to the gym after smoking crack and he was fucking losing a bit of weight there oh that's right yeah when he went to rehab

he was like a beast yeah yeah that's the thing he tried to lose weight cancer dead if he kept smoking crack he'd be alive right now he'd be in Trump's cabinet right now Speaking of Trump Real quick there

We've got some time We didn't talk about Minecraft yet We're losing Track of time here Completely All right Oh

I can't finish No I don't know where to go From here There's so much going Real quick I watched a funny thing There

But you ever heard But you ever hear about Crossbow cannibal Yeah Do you know What about the crossbow Yeah He was a guy

He was basically Just a guy He was a crossbow And It's kind of stolen valour He was like Yeah I'm also a cannibal There's no real

No real proof At that You know Yeah He's just trying to be cool You know Yeah, I'm a real fucked up psycho. Yeah, I watched Twins, Sin City.

Yeah, and I ate someone once. I ate a girl's pussy. Twin City while munching a titty. You know how it is. Yeah, but it's funny because it's, you know, this guy in, where's he from now? Like Bradford, okay? Oh, he's English?

Yeah, English, okay. So he's guy in Bradford, all right? And he went around killing prostitutes, I think, all right? With a crossbow? Yeah, yeah. Huh. A bit wild, isn't he? It's a bit weird.

And then he'd be, like, dragging the bodies around the streets in front of the CTV cameras and giving them the finger. Yeah, try catching me, yeah. I run this town. Nice one. But, like, so it's the crossbow cannibal, and they talk to all his friends and family. And they're all, like, his name was Stephen Griffiths, all right? Like, yeah, Stephen was lovely, yeah, just a very normal guy. Yeah.

Nothing weird about him at all. Well, I suppose he liked killing animals and ripping him apart just in the garden, yeah, but that's just a normal. That's the boys will be boys. Everyone does that. Did you never kill animals as a kid? Never. I killed some animals. You know, dogs.

No, I don't know. Well, my dad. Don't call the women dogs. I'm sorry, sex workers. No, that's what you're meant to. That's the correct. That's very sexist, James. Well, no, my dad used to take me shooting.

So I have shot some rabbits, but, you know. I wouldn't like that, you know? I've run over some rabbits. Yeah. And sex workers. But, yeah, they'd be at it like rabbits. Wow. That's what I'm saying to them while they're dying on the street.

Anyway. This might be a Patreon episode. I'm so sweaty, by the way. I can't concentrate. Because I've been drinking loads of coffee as well. You only want it's really hot and you drink lots of hot coffee. Yeah. And you sweat out your balls.

Yeah, I'm not doing anything after this. That's all right. Yeah, I'm not going to go into town with you. I don't, I didn't. You were never. Yeah, you had your hopes up. Brian, please. We can sit on the bus together.

Yeah. Wheels on the bus. Go round and round. We could watch the chicken jockey thing or whatever. Oh yeah, I watch Minecraft. Yeah. No, let's go back to the crossbow cannibal. No, no, Minecraft, okay?

I'd be honest, I think Minecraft is Berton Sinners. Oh, okay. Yeah, I really enjoyed Minecraft. Wow. You know what's weird? I loved the first half of Minecraft. I watched it in Carlow. Then I stuck on some here were you watching, and it was really bad.

Oh. It's almost like someone. ruins everything for me yeah okay well I was really enjoying it I'll give you the lore

of Minecraft because I know nothing about it so Jack Black is a guy called Steve and Steve yearns for the mines he wants to go down the mine right but he doesn't

so he goes to work in the office but then he's like oh I hate working in office so then he's like I hate working in office So then he goes down to mine And he finds a magic stone Or block or something And then the stone

Brings into Minecraft world All right And then In Minecraft world They have Everhood's old square Yeah yeah It was like sheep

And there's like pigs Yeah The sheep don't talk But the pigs do Right And there's also like guys Who are the kind of like penis noses Okay

Look at it like Squidward Yeah Yeah, and they all live together And then in the real world Well, it's debatable, what is the real world? Interesting, yeah This is more, it's like taking DMT list and this, isn't it? Yeah

So, this kid and his sister are orphaned And they move to a new town And then they meet Jason Moa And he's a former video game champion It's kind of like the movie Pixels Oh yeah Yeah. So if you're familiar with that, you know.

That's seminal masterpiece. And then they find the block as well, and they go into Minecraft. And something about, I don't understand how I just works at all. Oh, good. But I'll still explain it. It's something like where if you punch things, you get blocks. But then you lay out different things. and you turn them in different weapons.

So it's like you have an old banana and a shoe. Yeah. And that becomes a canon. Yeah, I think it's, if you played the game, it'd probably make sense. No, I can figure this out. I've read Infinite jest, James. I can understand. Well, listen to Infinite Jest while asleep.

So I think I can understand this. So it's like, Jack Black has been kept in a dungeon by the, pig lord and then he has to no Jason Ramoa has to get

a diamond oh yeah he wants to get diamonds because diamonds in the Minecraft world he can sell them in the real world and he can get rich

oh okay so he just cares like the Congo are there like African child brides in Minecraft Patrice Lamumba yeah

is there genital mutilation in Minecraft in my fan fiction yeah yeah but there's the stinkers and the stinkers are these stinky monsters all right and if you punch them they explode and then there is what else now I didn't finish the movie

yeah I gotta be honest it doesn't sound like you really absorbed it too no I was loving it yeah I actually cooked my own I cooked my own popcorn I was drinking popcorn and eating fanta And I was a gay old time In bed watching it, you know

In the middle of the night Yeah And my dad's like, turn that racket off And I'm like, uh, chicken pizza What's it called? Chicken Jockey Oh yeah, that's it, chicken jockey Chicken pizza, oh my God

Chicken Jockey makes sense Chicken pizza retarded Very retarded Yeah, very much so You should have went to the cinema And started freaking out with all the kids when the chicken jockey happened. No, no.

You're all making a mess. I hope you understand. Chicken jockey. But I don't understand that's for Minecraft. I just say for every movie, you know. I'm watching Shindra's list.

Chicken jockey. The chicken jockey in the red dress. Goodbye, chicken jockey. Goodbye. So what happens then? But the kid is he's

I think he's a master builder he's a master of blocks and he can control the blocks better than anyone else he's the chosen one I think oh now like Neo yes yes it's just like neo yes and then

I presume they're going to Jason Mamoa will learn that friendship is more important than diamonds yeah now from the little bit you show I showed James about five minutes and that was me talking

over it. I was like we've been real condescending you know what probably women experience from me all the time you know you're not smart enough to understand this. That's called Jack Black, all right? He was in the band called Tenacious Day Oh yeah!

This is just a tribute Yeah Wonder Boy You don't know any tenacious day do you? Shut up Sorry. Kyle Gass.

Yeah. No, you don't talk with him anymore. No, no. He's not a patriot. Jack Black sold him down the river. Man, you should. You meant a money he made off Minecraft. Well, that's true.

Yeah. Well, you're going to let fucking his fat friend drag him down. Well, it's funny now. Actually, Jack Black's fatter than Kyle Gas, no. Yeah. Calgas lost a bit away. Jack Black really kind of ballooned up. Also, Jack Black, he's got like this big grey beard.

And obviously, he's a lot older now, but he's still doing the... You know, this kind of like buffoonish man-child persona. I will say, I think Jack Black commits in the film. Yeah. And its full commitment is no like, hmm, that's the fault of the screenplay. Yeah, yeah. None of these video game adaptations make any sense.

Like Deadpool kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to get a bit annoyed with Deadpool. Yeah, it's not very good, is it? For years I was holding a torch, you know? Yeah. I was like, I can't, Deadpool 4, T.J. Miller's coming back.

Yes. The T.J. Millerverse, yeah. Oh. There you go. Then get rid of that fucking dead weight. What's the name, Becce? Beck Bennett? Rob. What's the name?

Rob Beckett? Yeah, Rob Beckie. He's always in those films. Hate him. From, you know, the thing. I don't know what. You know, his son died. Oh.

His son die He's in a TV show With Sharon Horrigan Oh fuck That's his name Rob Beckett I told you Rob Beck Bennett

Nah fuck I don't know Yeah I know who you're talking about Delaney Rob Delaney Sorry I got a bit too Giddy Last few minutes there I'm really

The coffee and the monsters All hitting me there Really? Yeah You're coming up hard Oh man You double drop You know what you can tell

I'm so high I said Dislike Dead That's what you know. I need to get the Narakan. I'm going to have to put you in a cold shower. Ring 9-1-1. Have you started the chest compressions yet?

Just put them down. Deadpool, I don't know, like, and obviously Ryan Reynolds' kind of image has sort of taken a hit from the whole. No. I think it has. No, I haven't. No.

Justin Baldini? You know what I should watch? I should watch the Justin Baldini movie. Balthony, but all right. No, I'm pretty sure. James. Justin Maloney. Yeah, it ends

at us. I should watch that. Yeah. We should stick it on now. No, we have to watch the 430 movie. 430 movie. Again. I've got to cancel the gig tonight. To be honest, you know,

the 430 movie and the gig will have a lot in common. No laughs. No laughs will be had by anyone. But anyway. Well, at least you won't enjoy it. all them ours. Minecraft, the little bit you showed me, Jack Blacksbury over the top, Jason Mamoa is acting

he, I get the feeling he thinks he's very funny and, uh... What are you trying to employ? Well, you know, you're disrespecting Aquaman. I'm just saying, you know, look, he's a big humunculus and that's great, that's fine, but

they're not funny those people, are they? I can spell the jealousy off you. And the piss. Well, yeah. I always smell like piss when I'm jealous. We don't much time left. Nah, we got enough time. We only got 10 minutes.

I actually don't know what else to say about Minecraft. Yeah, you didn't really, you're just kind of explaining what happened, but... Well, what else was supposed to do? I don't know. Have an opinion on it? Yeah, if you could. Made a lot of money. I should try and think of like some kind of like, you know, big grand point.

It's a real representation of a curved culture, isn't it? You know, the IP movie, video games. what happened to real movies It's just brand recognition What happened to real movies Like Norbit You know Back when cinemas took chances

RIP Brian Wilson Oh yeah Yeah No one knows what you talk about Because he said Norbert was his favourite movie Yeah yeah that's it

Yeah There explained it There yeah Yeah I would have done that Had you not Undercoffe Sorry I've become a real beast Haven't I

Yeah The coffee I've become really It brought out the worst in him I have to, I'm going to do A, I have to apologise to you The people you hurt So, what else? Yeah, Minecraft, yeah, it is like, you know So that made a fucking billion

And look, I'm sure it is probably It's well made or whatever It's better than a lot of this shit Okay I will say because it's directed by the Napoleon Dynamite guy Yeah The bits in the real world There was something kind of like, not good

But not shit and that's where my level is now does it make me want to kill myself yes but not that much I'm able to suppress the urge just one more day like when I'm driving on the motorway I'm not that scared

I'm not like just close my eyes like chicken jockey I'm going to the mine world yeah because you see a truck it kind of looks like a block like Minecraft you know so I'm like oh I'll just punch that

and it'll turn to a sword you take a shoe and a banana and try to make a noose with it you know yeah something about punching punching's a big part of it as well yeah I never played the game so I should try and find some young children to watch the movie with okay I was thinking actually I wouldn't there's a funness to the movie I wouldn't mind showing my kids this movie okay do you ever think about that like what you're going to show your kids I'm not having kids so it doesn't matter because of Minecraft yes yeah no I'm going to show them Yeah, Minecraft and once in one time in America.

Loads of them. Really? So many, yeah. Yeah, I want, like, fucking, yeah, all that welfare, you know. Yeah, I'm going to have loads of kids all over the place, you know, all over Fingless. Yeah, 15 baby mamas, yeah, yeah, I'll be slinging that dick early way. They're trying to come after on my podcast money, you know. You think I'm going to give you 50.

Quaid of mud bitch you're high it's like succession you know like who will take

over the podcast I'm gone you know you don't have the balls yeah you gotta have the cocking balls

come on yeah yeah before we go you know something very funny go on you know like

a military parade in America for Trump's birthday well celebrate the military he was also on Trump's birthday it's like

serendipity you know right They had MIT robots there Oh They were like part of the parade Oh So they're like

We literally celebrating the robot Oh that's interesting And another thing okay One the Marines died While training for the parade Really? Yeah just died from tired Oh

Yeah I think a lot of these Marines Actually are kind of Bobby Hills Oh okay They're a bit fucking you know Weak Yeah Yeah

Well They got the robots now So they don't really need Tough soldiers All these guys just like sit and control of drone So we'll have to walk around That's like their platoon Military parade

They're all on rascal scooters Breathing through oxygen masks Yeah well look I mean all There's really not many like boots on the ground these days It's all drone Yeah yeah Isn't it you know

Speaking of which Iran and Israel That's a bit of fun Something a bit spicy there It was funny but then I thought We'll probably end up going to war and we'll end up going to war for Israel Who, us? Yeah, us in particular, yeah

Okay It's going to be like, You ever see We're in the army now With Polly Shore Yeah Watch that Because that's going to be your future

And I'm Andy Dick It could be like The interview, you know We go over You're Franco, I'm Rogan We gotta get Netanyahu We're not that cool We're not going to be the agents

Oh, actually wait a minute That could be good actually yeah Because like Net and Yahoo will hire us all right Right because we're working because let's be honest okay

Israel will this is a prediction right Israel will drag America into the war and as you know NATO is just a branch of like the EU

and all that just a branch of America right and they're already the moment trying to bring in a specific kind of like

NATO army right all right and actually Leo Veradker is getting a lot of money from secret agencies

at the moment he writes a lot of columns be like Ireland needs to get more involved in the war Oh

Yeah So he wouldn't lead us astray No All right So what's going to happen Is they're going to Become more militarised

And they're going to have like conscription Yeah Because we've got to defend Their beautiful Israel Yeah And you stop listening Kneecap all right

Oh okay Put that down All right Right Listen to me I don't even know What they're saying To be honest

A god I'm speaking Chinese or something Mokara What's that Kenichiwa Yeah So we're going to get

Drafted right And we're going End up fighting is going to Iran. It's going to be like an

axis of Arab evil and we're going to fight them all. I don't think I'm I'm not

within the age range or wage range of conscription. Are you kidding? Yeah. They're a

fucking bull of a man. They'll want you more than me. Jake? Yeah, of course yeah.

You get a big man, yeah. I go or kill some a rabbs. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I like that. You get too excited. You start going on fingless just just, barring children.

Yeah. I mean, look, should the Gardi are recruiting in the iPass centres? We probably won't even get sent to war. We'll be made to be cleaners or something, you know? Yeah, but like you ever see Dad's Army? I'm aware of it.

Yeah. I've never watched it. You didn't watch it? No. What the fuck? What? This is why there's something wrong with our chemistry. This is like, yeah. Because I always knew deep down, that boy ain't right, you know? You ever watch Dad's Army? No. I love Dad's. I have a

book of the scripts back home. Why? Yeah, so I can read the scripts when I'm feeling down. You didn't get bullied enough in school, I tell you. You're lucky all they knew about was that fucking

mouse shit. Yeah, Dad's Armory, I've watched all the episodes. I've watched the lost episodes. Right. So there's the few episodes

that were lost because they got recreated all right on radio. I didn't watch the movie now. I thought the movie was disrespectful to the legacy of the show. Oh, the one that came out there

a while ago. Yeah, yeah. I actually kind of protested that. Right. Yeah, I had a big sign out, you know. Yeah, yeah. I got my signs wrong

I said abortion is murder I mean Big, big fan of Dad's Army What was it? He kept saying You Stupid Boy Yeah, I like that, yeah I know, it's kind of a show for grannies, wasn't it? That's for albums.

Man, the amount of slurs in it. Really? Yeah, yeah. So I suppose yeah, grannies do like that Yeah, yeah. I don't know, yeah, like it's, you know, only feel some horses What did he call it? What do you call black people? What do you call them? now. Oh, fuzzy-wuzzies.

Fuzzy Wuzzies. Yeah. Why do they call them their hair? I assume so, yeah. I assume so. Unless they have fuzzy penises. I'm not sure. It's always about penises with you, isn't they? Well, I guess. You know. Sometimes, sometimes I'm right. Not this time, but, you know, other times. Yeah. Well, look, we're basically at the end there. I'm kind of losing power. I think I drank my monster too quick at the start

Yeah You're coming down now Yeah I'm just depressed now Watch some dad's army That'll cheer you on Won't work in You know what

I'll just watch the movie And nothing else Oh I was sicken me Yeah Oh Brian the movie's so funny Oh it's great It's actually better than the show It's got Miranda in it

Probably You know that big ugly broad Don't say that about Miranda Oh sorry I love Miranda Miranda. Do you? She's in Hyperdrive.

The fuck's Hyperdrive. Oh, here we go again. What's Hyperdrive? Hyperdrive was a BBC 2 science fiction show with Nick Frost and Kevin Eldon. Wow. Come on. How could it not have been a massive hit? For some reason it wasn't a massive hit.

Should have been bigger than Star Wars. They've got Kevin Eldon and Nick Frost and Miranda Hart. Just eye candy. all over the place. Something for the dads. Yeah, fuck it, hell. Anyway, any plans for the upcoming next week or anything going on at all?

When are you heading off to Liverpool? Ah, like, end of July. Oh, I'm so jealous, man. I might show up. That'd be kind of cool. Like, you just walk around. James, why are you doing here? I'd pretend not to know you.

Oh, I completely forgot. Yeah. I got a Dad's Army DVD. It was a fuck. She's both, lads. Who do you do? you were kidding Mr. Hitler

Is that the theme song? That's the theme song, yeah. If you think that England's done that's the song, yeah. That's great. You probably don't like it, too.

I haven't hit us. Yeah, yeah, I suppose. Well, no. It's because I'm anti-Israel. What are you going to do in a, you're going to go to strip club, are you? I think we are going to.

A lot of those girls don't actually love you. I found out the hard way. It loved me. When I tell them all about my movie references you know they'll all

as Kevin Smith taught us that nothing gets the ladies wetter Wait you know Jason Mews played fucking up Jason Mews played silent Bob

that's not correct I checked IMDB I'm like I'm sorry the bouncer comes beat me up the only silent Bob I want is you

bobbing your head on my lap love Jesus and then I you know thrown out No they love it

It's a horrible thing to say word play James you're still good with violent sexual role play thank you yeah cheers love yeah role play I'll roll you over I'm not as good as it as you

I'll play with you when you're dead great well there you go any plans at all I've a gig tonight I've a couple of gigs next week up north actually

oh right what's your schedule now are you around you're not around this weekend No, I'll be working. Working this weekend. Working Monday. You're working, man. Yeah, yeah. Well, it grind your gears and you're off working, you know, earning

a paycheck for us. I'm just hanging around, you know, getting my tan on. Watching Minecraft and chicken jockey! I throw on popcorn all over the floor and then I've got to clean it up. I come back in your past down with empty cans of monster

everywhere, you know. fucking jerk it off to Dad's Army Oh I tell you 28 years later though Yeah I should watch that now

That'd be good Yeah Maybe I'll watch that I'll see who's around Oh I want to watch The new final destination You'll be online soon James Yeah yeah

You know all of them are on On Netflix Except for the fourth one And you love the fourth one Don't you I've You spoiled it from me No

That's the fifth You said they all die That's the fifth one idiot Oh sorry Yeah sorry I pushed it touch the nerve Yeah I really am pushing my love

I'm like the guy who pokes the bear you know grizzly man I'm like grisly man you know I'm like oh yeah we're friends and then Werner Herzog just listens to you

just calling me queer don't ever listen to these please promise me before we go what kind of movies could watch or documentaries could watch now I don't know I need brainstorming ideas

I need something to watch well I'm sure you can figure it out Brian? No. No? What was it? I was going to watch is a documentary

about Hitler? Yeah. That could be good. Finally, one from the other perspectives. I know, he wasn't that bad.

It's actually quite a lot from your perspective. It's getting a more popular every day. Yeah, it is. It actually, it's a pretty wild like on Twitter.

Now, Twitter is just full-blown Holocaust denial and Titties. TikTok as well. Kind of every algorithm. I can, can't touch a fold without

holocaust, a pair of tits that's saying it didn't happen written on it, you know? It's weird that you get that. I just get like black cock and Doctor Who. Doctor Who's black cock? Hopefully mine, if I'm lucky. But

yeah, we'll end it there, guys. All right. Bye.