Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 263 : Mr Nanny

Episode Date: August 15, 2025

Our tribute to Terry Hulk Hogan

Free, free, free Ireland. You love that song. From all the weird Doctor Who fans. Wait a minute. Free Ireland. That's hate speech. Well, speaking of freeing Ireland. Yeah.

So, McGregor might be President of Ireland. Already? But he's got some competition. Who? I'm saying. A guy called Garrett Sheridan. Okay. Have you heard about him?

Is he the young guy that's trying to for president? Yeah, and everyone hates him for different reasons. So all the right wing hate him, because. he has an Indian wife. Okay. So you betrayed the country you. They don't like that, all right? And then people like us don't like him because he worked for, I think he works for the IDF.

Oh. I think he sells them like child seeking bullets or something. But the ones that make it especially painful. Yes. I think he also, remember correctly, I think he like did some dodgy shit in Romania. Okay. I'm not a journalist, by the way. I just half read something

Yeah I did something dodgy shit in Romania Or maybe help people in Romania I don't know Either way it's bad Either way I don't like it Correct

But and also I think he works For pharmaceuticals as well What's his Like how is he He just likes helping out Helping out people Like the secular

Shecklers And all that What are they called The sacklers Sacklers Sacklers He helps out the Sheklers The Shacklers

The Yacklers, the Wacklers and the Dottlers. Yacko, Wacklew and Dotler. Yeah, I think he helped make the like opioids more addictive. Awesome. So he just, he kind of works in that kind of shady world of money and power. And he's Irish.

And he could be our president. No. My president. What's his, how is he so, like what's his background? Does he come from money or something? No idea. Okay.

I didn't read it. All right. I was like he already got my vote The end IDF and Big Pharma Baby when you make the sale Stop selling Geez

Ah hook line and sinker I'm surprised We haven't got more weirdos Yet for the election I think McGregor's taking the all the attention Yeah But part of the fun of these elections Is you always get like

The odd guy who's like completely insane And they have like weird opinions And it's a bit of fun Yeah This year not so much like Michael Flatley might be running I thought he was like dying

of cancer who told you the River dance can't die okay dude imagine you've been in the hospice here on that all day

fucking hell oh man just put a pillow over my face get it over and done with actually speaking of dying from cancer

I finally watched the salt pat oh so I told you for a salt pat was this huge huge publishing sensation

big success they all made millions off in became a movie that everyone loved then it turned out was all bullshit I knew from the trailer

I was going to be shit it is almost impossible to watch it is terrible wow all right again or the world

so much better than this shite all right it is just misery for sake of it misery porn misery porn exactly

but like so basically it's like Gillian Anderson and Jason Isaacs. Okay. And they play a white English couple so you can relate to them. Sure. So middle class, you're like, oh,

like me, you know? And then when they get poor, you care about them. Because you know poor people, they're born poor. Right. They kind of like the streets. Yeah. It's like you know where dog like sleeping in the shed? Yes. Yeah. It's their natural a habitat, you know.

It's like, yeah. It's like the whole world is their playground. Exactly. It's It'd be actually cruel, put them in a house. It'd be like confining them. It's like putting animals in the zoos, cruel. Let them out there and wander and roam around with their kind, you know. Yeah.

So they have the perfect life, okay? Happy couple, they've got a lovely house. It's all going well. But then somehow they'll lose it all. Don't really explain how. Just like they're getting a bit of trouble with someone. Or some mean women. their money. That's it. But in reality,

I think they actually stole her money. Oh. It's quite funny. Just change it around and become so successful off it. It's like if Bernie Madoff made a movie, it's like how I was scabbed by all those Holocaust survivors. Or like if Harvey Weinstein

made a movie where he's getting attacked by women. Yeah. Yeah. I said please don't touch my penis. Oh, Rose McGowan was, oh, she was insatiable. She couldn't get... She was a beast. She couldn't wait to get her hands on my deformed cock.

She said, I want to cradle of balls. Well, you're out of luck because my scrotum rotted away and now my testicles got sewn into my thighs. And as soon as I said that, she came. She orgasm there and then.

They couldn't resist it. I didn't even need to touch her. And that's all true by the way. We got to stress that. The testicles part, not the hurled. Oh, you're right, yeah. That's all true. You thought he was joking. Yeah. I thought I was doing a bit,

a routine. This isn't who's on first. That's, I completely forgot about that. Like, his testicles basically fell to bits. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? It's like, it's like a, basically, a bacterial flesh-eating virus of the cock.

And his scrotum, like, just evaporating, like a wet paper, a bag. Get up. Paper machet. Fucking mental. Oh, God. Disgusting. Really vile stuff.

Disgusting, man. But anyway, so they make themselves a victim in this book, Salt Pat. And I don't understand what the fuck's going on. They're like, they lose their house, all right? And it's funny because Jason Isaac's in that, in this film, okay? He's like, don't worry, love, something will come up. We're losing the house. Ah, we won't lose the house.

Don't worry, love. Yeah. Next thing they're on the street living in a bin. Yeah. Oh, we're going to lose the bin. Don't worry, love. That way we love. Oh, something always comes up.

We'll find something. Yeah. Then just living in a tent, you know, in the woods. And Gillian Anderson has the shit in the woods in a bush. Okay. For his next. So they say, we got no money. What are we going to do?

Let's just walk the country. Yeah. That's what they do. So they walk the country. It's constantly like to set up the tent and it's raining. It's like, oh, I'm just. cold and hungry. Don't worry, love.

Then they go on somewhere else, and again, it's raining and cold, like, oh, I'm still really hungry. Ah, don't worry, love. Oh, my head's a bit funny. Stiff up a lip. But then they go to the doctor and doctor's like, yeah, you're actually, you've got a mega tumour in your head.

You're actually, there's more tumour than human here. You're basically a tumour with eyes, okay? That worry, love. Doctor's like, don't call me. me love. So then they're like, let's just keep walking. Yeah, okay. And he's given like medication to take. He's like, I don't need that. All needs a good walk. So they're walking around again. Like they forget to cancel like their home insurance, even though they have

no home. Yeah. So they lose even more money. They're like in debt now. They go to the bank. They've only got like a one pound 38 cent in the bank. Can we have that? Yeah. The bankers like, no. No, I need it I'm almost paid off my private island It's just one more payment Of one pound 36 pence

Can we have the two pence left over No, I'm going to flick that On a hoboog's penis Just for fun It's a game I came up with It's Tiddly Winks My version of Tiddly Winks And also they've got a daughter during this

okay. Oh. And daughters often like I don't know Belgium or somewhere and they have to

call her and then again yeah you're getting on okay I am mum how are you doing yeah

we're all definitely a homeless right now oh it's a bit where they go to like a beach

it's like it meant to be like a public bathroom there but it's all locked up right and like

oh we can't even shit oh I just wanted to use a toilet for once again to feel like

a human being and they've got they're all dehydrated and they go to like the ice cream woman

that's from water so they only got ice lollies no water so then they got to lick the ice lollies for like substance for like hydration and they're shivering and they're on a bench

and their clothes have rotted and they've all got gangrene her hair's falling out you know it's like the worst the worst and then like some he's just like

don't worry no something they'll turn up but then like some posh English people walk past like oh look at that poor people it's sick

that's what it is yeah look at you you've ruined my lovely day you've offended my eyes with your grotesque appearance I was going to get an ice lolly but seeing you have an ice dolly is ruined it for me proud of yourself

I can understand that actually one time I watched my alcoholic uncle now deceased eating an ice cream bar and it was just like all dribbling down his face and after that I could never eat them and do you remember golly bars yeah they were called golly bars

So, when I refuse, I was like, I don't like golly bars, people thought it's like, oh, he's taking a stand against the racial element. I was like, no, I just saw my pisshead uncle slobber it down his face while he was on a bender and it made me sick to my stomach. I was only like seven years old when it happened, yeah. That's good for you. It's a good, fun memory there. Toughens you up, yeah, yeah. But then they meet these kindly farmers. the farmers like look

you can shear our sheep and you can live in the shed with the sheep thank you love thank you so then they shear the sheep and eventually kindly again it's all this bullshit like the kindness of the English people you know

an English woman's like tell you what I got a shitty old house here you can live in the house and do it up for me and I'll pay you by letting you have a roof and then she writes about her experience her completely true experience oh and by the way

the walking cures is cancer yeah he's completely healed so there's less than there you know your medication flush down the toilet go shit in the woods with Jillian Anderson

oh okay and you'll be fine just what the doctor ordered or if you can't get you the Anderson me we're the same really yeah yeah but you're dressed as

scully she muller or scully no you should know this James you fucking idiot. She's Mulder? No. She's Scully. So I was right the first time.

I was fucking right the first time. I know why I was testing you. Yeah. Well, it was like you made me. Doubt myself fucking putting that poison in my brain. That's what the movie Doubt was about. Oh, now do you remember, child? Was it Mulder or Scully?

Why you get your motherfucking hands off me, Chomo, motherfucker? A very interesting choice by Meryl Streep I have to say That's why she's the best The best The goat Fucking Billy goat head on her Anyway

Yeah very irresponsible film Okay It's crazy how You think this would be some shit thing that came out And everyone hated it straight away Well again she did like I think she's on her fifth book now And each book is like

Then we went for a walk here and then we went to the walk over here then we walked around Paris for a bit at the whole book then we walked here for a bit walk to Wales you know the trip with Steve Coogan and Rob Bryden yes it's like her version of that where it's her and her dying every

book the husband's dying again yeah and at the end you get cured again and again and instead of doing the little man in the box they're just living in a box you know but in real life like I said in real life they scammed the woman out of money they stole the money yeah and in real

life did a house in Paris the whole time but they're like, we can't go there live in Paris, what are we? Barbarians With your frogs, you're having a fucking giraffe, pal. Yeah, and I was looking up as well, even Gillian Anderson at the time was talking to this woman

who wrote the Saltpah about her character and she'd say like, she seems very defensive for some reason. I suppose that's just, you know, a natural thing from being screwed over with the system. Sure. Now, what about the cancer? Was that all bullshit as well? They're investigating this now, okay? Because that's a

pretty horrendous claim. Now, when I say cancer, it might not be cancer. I think it's some other disease. Or, you know, it could have been he had a tumour, but it was a benign tumour. Because that's could be a thing. Or he just had like a athlete's foot. One of those things, you know.

All right. Something, something small scale. Yeah, yeah. So I couldn't believe it's how miserable it was. Right. There wasn't even that many jokes in it. You could do a funny thing where, like, he was a big fart. she's like oh oh you your chemo farts

a bloody horrible is your right pulling off that yeah something like that or how about I'm ticking out loud here okay what if

she goes off take a big shit in the woods all right and he meets someone like another lad okay right

he's like how you doing are you home this as well same as us yeah but then he leans down this is very funny now he leans down

and tell you shoelaces, then Julia Anderson comes back, and she thinks Jason I-6 is blowing the guy. Right. Yeah, and then she's like, you fucking little gay fairy, I hate you. I'm glad you're going to die,

and you're going to go to hell where all your ilk belong. You know, something like that, you know? Like carry on, you know? Very. Oh, matron. Yeah, that's very only fools and horses, you know.

Then she leans on it. and she falls over and triggers looking around play it cool my son play it cool again it's the first draft we could do something

I'm laughing I'm loving it salt pat two Brian and James where we're just walking around homeless shitting in buckets

and bins I mean we're basically that now yeah the only thing I eat is ice lollies and ice cream oh James

it's high of beaches I don't get sod the doctors, they don't know bloody doubt. I'm going to walk around eating chip butties and ice cream cones and that'll cure me haemorrhoids. By the way,

they definitely won't. Don't take my medical advice. That's what really hurt Elvis near the end because he taught ice lollies you couldn't get fat off them. Really? Because they're just water. Okay. So he was like, I can just have as many as I want. That's that, wow.

But like... Probably also the drugs and all the food as well didn't help. Well, he, yeah, a lot of, he was so, like, constipated from all the opiates because, like, he had, like, severe migraines, so he's taking, like, heavy-duty painkillers all the time. And he said when he died,

his, he just was, like, his colon was, like, compacted with shit. He just, because he couldn't shit properly, you know? Wow. It's pretty disgusting. And what does that cause, like, an aneurysm or something? Well, actually, I think it was a heart attack. he was like on the toilet straining and he had a heart attack

but also like it's not like just being constipated he obviously had heart problems as well from the drinking the drugs the food the teen pussy you know it's all bad for the arteries that would really do you in there yeah yeah

he had a pussy in his anus at the time what was that I don't know oh yeah but anyway Assault Pat was bad All right But I did watch something

That was also bad Oh real quick Before we talk about Mr. Nanny I read a thing there recently That was completely psychotic And it's been stuck on my head I don't want to tell you about this, okay? You ever heard of a guy called Dermit Desmond?

No He's like some billionaire All right I think he's involved in Irish politics Or he tries to influence Irish politics Okay And he was saying This guy Dermit Desmond

Was saying that You know what? People want more public transport Yeah We should get rid of all public transport because AI is coming in and with AI we'll never need public transport ever again.

What? How? It's actually, you should feel stupid for asking such a question, all right? Because we'll have AI cars in all travel around AI cars and... But people can't afford cars. Doesn't matter. Those people, they don't need to travel anyway, okay? They'll do the salt path, they'll walk around,

you know, shitting in buckets with their cancer. They'll be happy with it. Happy as Larry as a pig and shit. But cars, okay, they'll be able to go really fast. Right. Okay. So, and they'll

never crash. Yeah. So imagine that the car zipping and zooming over the place and no one actually own a car, James, okay, the car is to show up. Right. So you go like, car, airport, car comes, it's just dropped me off,

okay? You go in there and go, but who's driving it? No one. What? Yeah, it's all AI. So who am I meant to learn about the immigrants from? Oh my God, did you see all the immigrants

they are bussing in? It's a fucking disgrace, pal. Their Romanians get free houses and cars. And they're all in the grooming gangs. Beep, beep. Watch where you're driving, asshole. Can you believe that?

Probably a Korean. You know? I mean, that sounds pretty good. I'm kind of on board now. Yeah, no, it'd be silence. Oh. You'd be able to play any podcast like. You can listen to Andrew Schultz.

No way, dude. That's too much. That's too rock and roll. But yeah, he was saying this in like the Irish Independent. What I do say, no, obviously that's a ridiculous claim. And, you know, he's a out of touch billionaire or whatever. But what I say so? I'll do, like, about the self-driving cars is like, you know, if I ever have to go to a gig where I'm

driving, I can't drink. Yeah. Or at least I can't overdo it. But no, if the self-driving car, I could just drive, it drives to Galway while I'm in the back seat, just drinking brew skis, watching

Jacking Jill the extended cut, you know? But wouldn't self-driving cars actually almost encourage people to become alcoholics the way? Because one of the big reasons why I like driving to a gig is I have the excuse of not drinking then

it's a good way to get out there you know I'm like oh sorry I can't I'm driving yeah and I can just

go home then and be antisocial right and I Elon's gonna ruin there well you could just say

I don't like being around any of you people you're all deluded freaks you're not funny this is a waste where's this coming from

the money wasn't worth it you know where's that coming from you see that to me every day yeah

but anyway look let's talk about Mr. Nanny Okay True cinema Yeah Before that actually I want to talk about

Skydance Okay So we were watching a video there Before we start recording About Larry Is it Ellison? Ellison Yeah

Now it's weird I never heard about This guy before Oh he's mad rich Yeah billionaire Huge Like at one stage More money than

I think Bill Gates Right Yeah yeah So he started a company called Oracle and then Oracle got involved like the CIA

and stuff yeah it's like surveillance technology spyware and whatnot yeah and they's transporting encrypted files and all that yeah yeah

and he made like billions of this and of course the sun takes over and the sun is like you know work for the government

's okay but I want to be in Hollywood so he starts sky dance pictures right and sky dance

get bigger and bigger and now he's bought Paramount that's how big he's got now now is it Larry Ellison or is it David Ellison? It's David's doing this so David the son has bought

Paramount yeah yeah right and because of that now he's daddy's money obviously of course yeah yeah but now he's trying to make big big moves okay and that's the reason they're saying why Cole Bayer got cancelled is because they're merging

Skydance and Paramount and that could cause monopoly so it needs government approval to do this. But also Larry Ellison is like he's friends with Trump and he's very pro-Trump and... Very very poor. I'm pro-Israel as well. Yes, yes. In fact, they actually

do a thing where they create basically fake archaeological digs that prove the Palestinians don't exist. Oh. Yeah, so they're like... Yeah, in the ancient temples of Mesopotamia it's a DVD of Annie Hall

by Woody Allen. So, Clearly, this is Israel's birthright. This is our land. Yeah, it's basically what they do. So I think they find any Palestinian stuff to just break it, you know, and then replace it with like a little star David or, you know. Or like the Groucher Marx glasses and nose disguise. Or a Seinfeld Funko Pop, you know, something like that.

But anyway, so that's why they've cancelled. Colbert because of that they're going to make huge cuts the other way they what's the name of the theater again I can't remember now the theater that they film Colbert in

is it like the Rainbow theater or something no it's who's the guy the TV show I'm really this is really slowing the whole thing down now Ed Sullivan the Ed Sullivan The Ed Sullivan Theater so that's in

fucking New York there's a lot of money there all right just cancel the whole thing sell off the building just do another show instead like hot ones see how cheap hot ones is

yeah yeah they want something like that the whole idea of like you come out huge audience the bands there you got the whole fucking massive video

it's so it's like these shows won't continue like when Kimmel finishes that's it they're not going to do a second one of those what about Fallon I say Fallon probably

when he's done it's done Fallon's kissed the ring he had Greg Gutfield on or it was a betrayal Brian. It was a fucking betrayal. I can no longer, in good conscience, listen to the roots.

The roots are alt-right Nazi scum. Did you watch Greg Gutfeld and Fallen? No. Oh, he's very relaxed on it. Yeah? Like almost too much. You know, he's like lying on the couch and you're like sinking into it, be like, yeah, how he doing Jimmy? Man spreading. He's doing

the old Al Bundy. He's got his hands down the front of his pants. A peg. No pig. but the big reason why I brought this up is so he did a deal with South Park there where he paid I think like 1.5 billion but it's interesting

because then they come out with an extremely anti-Trump episode yeah of course it's the South Park yeah I know but one of those guys online he's like isn't it weird how all of a sudden now South Park do anti-Republican stuff no oh yeah it's not that it's just the fact

enjoy your money tray and Matt. It's because it's Larry Ellison's money that they've been given and, you know. I mean, like, people before that also supported Trump. Most rich people support Trump, you know? Yeah, yeah, all right, whatever.

I'm just saying it's, I'm not even saying can you believe it? It's just like an interesting. They finally sold out. I'm sorry, it was just an interesting thing that I noticed. Oh, I just see on Twitter too much. So I'm just like, you know, I'm not arguing with you, James, so you can put down the knuckle duster, right?

I don't need a knuckle duster for you, sweetheart. Yeah, I'll go pure analog with you, pal. Don't you worry. Little chin music is right up your alley, huh? Well, the big thing there recently is they've bought UFC. Okay. Seven billion for the UFC. They have, I believe, I don't know if it's all overworld,

but definitely domestically. in America, they're the only place you can get through UFC now. And so you can watch UFC on Paramount Plus and you can watch some free fights on CBS

and that's going to be used to get people to Paramount Plus. Is Paramount Plus available over here? It is, but it's not doing very well. But all over the world, that's it.

So like Netflix, Prime, Apple even, you know, they're so much bigger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Paramount Plus before they had nothing.

Yeah. Apart from like, you know, Taylor Sheridan, And that's all they have, really. Right. But now they've got, like, South Park and the U.S.C. Yeah, yeah.

Those are too big, you know. It is, but I was reading a thing about this. And, like, the UFC, it really depends on the talent you have. And the problem is their talent is so unreliable. Like, McGregor hasn't fought in ages. Yeah, true. Probably won't fight for a while. No, I think he's done, like, isn't it?

His next fight will be against, like, some celebrity. Probably Jake Paul. Jake Paul is what. I think he'd like. Yeah. It might end up just Barry off EastEnders. It might be like...

Oh, McGregor better watch himself. Barry, he's got some moves, dog. You got mad squabbles, boy. I'm rooting for Barry all the way. Barry all the way, pal. Mustangs, hilly! But I think, yeah, I think that's the most obvious thing in the world. It's going to be like Wonder Pals versus McGregor.

Yeah. Like, that's 100%. That's like, that's easy money. And people will fucking go mad for that. Oh, 100%. I think McGregor fighting anyone people would be still Yeah, even a fucking old man

in the pub, you know, like anyone at all You know, just go mad for that Maybe a rematch Yeah, that old man's been training But anyway, it's kind of interesting But anyway, it's kind of interest to see Like, kind of like, these kind of families don't know about, but they actually do control the world

Yeah And if I say that a day, I'll go like, oh, Brian, really, you know But it's true I'm not, I'll never stop screaming that. At the sexy girls in the workman's

club. Yeah. I know they walk away you're afraid of the true aren't you? Are you afraid of the

truth? Or are you afraid of love? Because both of those things are staring at your

tits right now. Anyway, what else can talk about there? Oh yeah, let's just fucking,

let's go for Mr. Nanny. So I was looking up stuff about Hulk Hogan there.

RIP. Really sad. Yeah, to a loser like you, maybe. No, I don't mean sad. It's like he brought about his own fate. Yes. You know, he burned all those bridges and he fucked up so many people.

A great tragedy, you know? Yeah, it's like the highest highs to like, the most, like, even when he died, so many people were like adding caveats the whole thing. Like, I mean, a lot of people were openly like, fuck him. Glad he's dead. You know, when Hulk Hogan died,

his daughter. Didn't go to the funeral She shouldn't bring the grandkids either No He got Tio Vaughn instead Whoa It's crazy Hulk, you're a cool guy

You know Maybe I was weird When you said the N-word stuff But I get it man You know It's hard sometimes Well everyone talks about Hulk Hogan And saying the N-word

Yeah All right And didn't he say it during the sex tape Yes Okay that's pretty I'm not sure it was mid-quitis I think it was pillow talk I think, oh really, he was

Rizzing her, was he? No, after, afterwards. Wow, okay, yeah, yeah. And also, he's, like, really sweaty. Didn't he eat too much spaghetti during you? Does that ever happen to you eat too much spaghetti during sex? You say the N-word? No, well, when I'm jerking off, yes.

But that's the only thing that does it for me, you know? Bolognaise sauce is lubricant and the N-word is natural Viagra for me. An aphrodisiac. well so i knew about him saying the n-word i didn't realize when he was talking to his son while a son was in prison didn't the son die No, the son He was driving a car Oh, and he killed someone, didn't he?

He killed someone and his friend was I think in a vegetative state Like, you fucked for life Wow, okay Yeah, yeah And he might be dead now, the friend But I think the son's still alive So Hulk is talking to his son

After he's killed two people essentially, all right? And he literally says I hope we don't get reincarnated as black people that's his big concern right now right well are you speechless are you when you turn heel Brian you have to commit to it

that's Hollywood Hogan oh you got it he you know he's never it's K-fayb Brian it's K-fay the whole the sex tape everything is all caffeine yeah that's can't really defend that one now

you know it's also weird how he didn't have a bigger movie career it's not really when you see his acting ability I mean that didn't stop so many people there's so many dog shit actors that kind of got true a bit

but he really didn't have a good goal of it like I watched that Mr. Nanny like I said yes and I think it's a problem with direction he plays it too natural he's not doing the Hulk Hogue and stuff he's been really like you know oh great

the thing also yeah he's trying to act like he's just a normal person but aesthetically he looks absurd. Yeah, he's fucking Hulk old old. He's just this roided out freak with a mullet and a handlebar mustache

wearing like pink fucking latex or whatever the fuck he's wearing and yeah, he just looks insane so it's hard to, like oh, yeah, I'm working as a bank teller, you know, it's like it doesn't, you know. It's like when Arnold plays like a regular dad. Yes, exactly.

He's like, I can't get the promotion right. Jamie. And you do a guy as the mattress salesman Oh Yeah, he just plays a guy with depression You know, we're supposed to believe him He needs better help

So in Mr. Nanny Okay Hulk Hogan is a former wrestler Who's washed up Right Not like real life, right? No And he was still at his peak back there

Yeah, yeah, he's still popular right But then he gets a job Protecting children So he's two little children but they're real ragamuffins if excuse my language, all right? They're real fucking... It's like at racial here, Brian.

They're real troublemakers. Yeah, yeah. And they're all like, you've got your hands full here. And they're pulling all these pranks. Welcome to your worst nightmare. They're kind of like that. They're really annoying because they're really like, oh, how long he can last a day?

More like two hours. He, he, he. Your little fucking con. I'll batter it! I'll battle the berries! he is. Yeah, it's way he fucking tramps. You know what?

If they didn't... If they did, it's in a comedy, right, where he's going absolutely ballistic, that'd be funny. He's threatened to murder the kids. Like Joe Pesci, all right? He's like,

Russian fashion, talking like mottley, you know? We're in diso-okay. Again, he's way too chill. So, like, the very first thing he does is he goes into the house looking for the kids. Walks into their bedroom,

there's like a trip wire he falls over. He's like, huh. Kids. Hey, we all did that We were kids You're looking for the kids No, because I would have got beaten

In fact, I didn't do that And I still got beaten I tried very, very hard To make myself as small and quiet As humanly possible And yet, I still could not escape the wrath of my vengeful parents So no, miss, I can't identify with this

Well, listen to this part, okay? So that's one thing, tripping over, right? The next thing is, he's under the kids, sees the closet, opens up the closet, a bowling ball comes out, wax him on the head. Attempted murder. That could kill someone, right? Aggravated assault. And he's just like, oh, ow. That's it.

It's so boring. There's no like, duh, you know, there's no, none of that. Yeah, it should be like, you know, in Texas Chansoe mask or he gets whacked in the head, then he starts fucking twitching on the ground, you know. Oh, fucking James Brown, now. And then letterface shows out of shit. Yeah, yeah. But no, instead he's just like, ow. And then he meets the kids.

He's like, hey, kids, don't do that. Then he walks down the stairs, trips over again. Another trip wire? Yeah, yeah. He's like, hey. Lazy writing? Yeah, I fell down the stairs. I don't like that.

And then he goes to workout, and he's got, like, his weights in, like, spare room. Yeah. And the kids have attached magnets to the weights. so they can make it as light doesn't we know how this works they can make the weights as light or as heavy as they want so they're wizards

yeah essentially so then they almost like he almost chokes the debt on the weights so they're just like trying to murder this man and then they throw he's having a bat and throw a toaster in there and they shoot him then they kneecap him

when he's asleep they paint his face black and then call the cops yeah there's a guy broken into our house here you better deal with them you know that's right officer in a white neighborhood I'll let you take the appropriate actions

if you know what I mean but then we're supposed to care about the kids because the whole thing is the kids dad is a rich computer processor person right he works with microchips and there's like an evil villain wants to steal them microchips to use as a because it controls a weapon you know basic shit

all right very 90s yeah very 90s and then like the kids get kidnapped saying, oh, I hate those kids so much, those little rag of muffins, but they've stolen my heart, brother. And then he has to go save the kids. And Hulkomania kicks in. What are you going to do? He doesn't even do that.

Even when he's punching the bad guy, he's like, hey, give back the kids, would you? Take that. Yeah. Give me back those kids, or else I'll be miffed. You're cruising for a bruising, buddy boy. He doesn't say any funny one-liners or anything. It's pretty sad production. Now, there's another film was going to watch where he fights the IRA.

but I didn't get around to it. Yeah. I only heard about it today. You actually told me about it. I had never heard it either. To be honest, I had never Googled Hulk Hogan's filmography. You never Googled Hulk Hogan IRA.

Yeah. More fool me. Don't I feel like an idiot? Hulk Hogan versus Derry Girls. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Hulk. Oh, my God. Hulk Hogan.

What are you doing here? Jesus, I thought I was a bad actor. Dial it back, honey, all right? Hulk Hogan and Derry, that's mental. He's like, oh, I just stopped boy. You say hello, she's Derry Girls. Tommy Ternan's incense. This doesn't make any sense.

The writing is ridiculous. I've got depression now. Okay, give me a sound. He didn't restart the camera. Give me a second there. You talk about Hulk for a minute. Hulk Hogan. I was never a fan of him,

because, like, at his peak, what was that, like, mid-80s or early 80s, even I wasn't born and then by the time he came back he was just kind of this like weird older guy and I more so learned about him He was a joke

yeah you know Hogan knows best I think also I saw him in Rocky 3 now that's you know a believable performance because he's great in that yeah because he's playing Hulk Hogan

basically yeah yeah he's doing all the tundra lip stuff trying to play anything other than that it never works like you know It's just a shame and again I don't really care too much. But he never got to have like an Andrew Dice Clay career where

he pops up in random films and people kind of like him after a while. It must have really pissed him off to see like The Rock, John Sina, Batista have these legit Hollywood A-lister careers. Yeah. I was the first one, brother. Should have been me.

Yeah, he definitely held down and to be accepted as well. People are like, oh, he's an actor who's also a wrestler. Yeah, yeah. But again, any opportunity he had, he definitely burnt every Bridge. He didn't even show up in like Adam Sandler movies. Wouldn't that be the most obvious thing in the world to have him show up? 100%.

Yeah. It's just a real missed opportunity. It's almost like a warning sign for other wrestler turned actor kind of guys. I think he just was a very I mean, unpleasant individual. And if you look up his Wikipedia, it's just constant like, uh, WWE

fall out, move somewhere else. WWE. Yeah. A disagreement go somewhere else. It's back and forth the whole time. His last appearance they all booed him. Yeah, yeah. That was only a couple of months before he died. I think like a month, maybe.

Yeah, yeah. Like, it's a guy who, again, I'm not going to cry over him now, but a guy who was such a big part of the early history. It's funny how like, W.W.E., they're in this weird spot where so many wrestlers when they talk with them or like Vince McMahon, they're like,

yeah, he was great. Don't look, don't Google him. Yeah. All right, don't look up Wikipedia, personal life controversies. Because that could be edited by anyone. Yeah. So, you know, it's not even a reliable.

Russian misinformation So like WWE when they try and do retrospectives and stuff it's like well we don't the woo stuff people think about like you know

the flight from hell if you talk with Vince McMahon the founder people like but like you know what I was talking about Fina Gale like their founders are all fascists

Yes Yeah it's like oh don't talk about history Have you heard that new thing about Rick Flair Apparently he his new problem is He's got another problem

he's been banned from so many places like pubs where he lives like Florida because he gets so drunk that he shits himself apparently it's happened like five or six times and he's like there's literally like a sign on the door with his picture with a red mark don't let this guy through

and if you do make sure he's wearing his colostomy bag when they make the Rick Flair movie this is a sad ending where like he shits himself and it's like a sad he's on killed Tony he's like this is terrible oh shit I forgot he's on kill Tony he's like you guys are all mean

you should be nice yeah and he walked off like he was yeah it was super awkward and weird and he was just like rambling and slurring his word so drunk he didn't even know where the fuck he was yeah fucking hell that's depressing it was very yeah are you still alive

still going man And he's like a hardcore alcoholic. Like, he will not stop drinking. He's like a caching himself. He's going outlive us. He's a cockroach man. Yeah. He'd be at our funeral, shitting himself.

He has got a big cock as well, I believe. How do you know about this? Ah, my sources. My inside sources. Let's just say I was wiping his ass for him. It's a privilege and honor, sir. Every wipe, I'm like, woo! Woo!

The nature. boy well when nature calls he doesn't laugh of your jokes fucking senile old cunt so yeah so it's like Hulk Hogan everyone hates him

Vince they fucking you know can't we talk with him too much who's Brock Lesnar they had he came back recently but isn't that still like he still involved sex traffic

he wasn't like exonerated for that was he no definitely not Chris Benoit obvious you know it's just funny is no other sports league

that's that much you know bad apples let's say well premier league a lot of rapists ah but premier league it's like you know accused sexual assault

I must say this is good now I'm saying accused sexual assault they pay off people sweep under the rogue you know this WWE stuff it's very hard to sweep this shit under the road

yeah I suppose yeah they'll hope who's a guy who killed someone as well killed his wife was it or a yeah

oh it wasn't Jimmy snooka, was it? I think it was snooker. Yeah, yeah. There, I mean, there's a lot of those, because again, you're talking about like fucking... Extreme CTE. Yeah, extreme CTE, drug use. They all, I mean, look at China, she ended up doing porn and overdosing and dying. Yeah, like a lot of these guys are very sad. Like, you know, Jerry the King Lawler? Yeah. Right? So his son was in, he was called Grandmaster Sexy, right? He was... That was going to be my name. Yeah.

But he was in a tag team called Too Cool, whatever. But he died in prison. Now, the official story is that he hung himself in prison. Yeah. But Jerry the King Lawler is very adamant. It's like, I don't believe that. I think he was murdered. And I think they're covering stuff up.

And they're not, like, being transparent. And I'm trying to, like, file motions to get them to release certain information and they won't do it. So it's just, it's a lot of, you know. Didn't that Jerry to King Lawler have some instance? well with like a maybe an underage woman but i think that is like that's literally i think everyone involved with that i think yeah yeah especially of that time as well not defending it of course but it's like not not on cameras you know it's like going through all the 80s rock bands or

the 70s yeah you know fuck it's it's so interesting yeah i kind of don't want to like i like to I like watching that kind of stuff, but I just know I'll end up just watching all of it over over again, you know. Something so interesting about guys just fucking up their lives. It's always very interesting to me. Well, you can identify it myself. Yeah, yeah. It's not as interesting when I do it, you know.

It's a bus band's holiday for you, you know. But it's like, with them is so spectacular. Yeah. My life is just a sad, wet fart of like, you know. Yeah. He bombed at a gig and then he went home and he watched Doctor Who. Yeah. And then they found his body unresponsive the next day.

And you're like, no, it's a murder. Someone killed him. He had a belt around his neck. He had a Doctor Who figurine up his ass. And he had a tangerine in his mouth. He was murdered. That's not the Brian Luttle I know. He hated tangerines.

Oh, fuck it out. Anything else you want to talk about before we go? Oh, we're only at 45, man. We've got another... Don't tell me what to do. Another spin. Another while to go yet. I've kind of fallen recently

and I've been watching more wrestling Yeah It's never it's always a bad indicator What are you watching? Like old paper views I'm watching all the Superman movies I'm like you loser I'm just watching like

The really The most violent bloody extreme matches I'm not watching like full I'm not going through the chronological order Sure you're not Yeah You're kind of like putting the feeders out

Like, because that would be real stupid, wouldn't it, Brian? Yeah, yeah, definitely. It wouldn't be cool or sexy? Or wouldn't it be like an interesting kind of like a historical representative in a way? Kind of like a historian in a way. Would chicks dig it? Probably not, right?

Or what do you make? Oh, what do you think? Or would it make them very wet? Yeah. Would it make them too horny? Hmm, probably. Yeah. Ah, yes.

Well, no. That's all is my problem. Making the ladies too arose. you don't. Again, I'm not a nurse or doctor, so I don't maybe that's what they needed. You like pretending to be, don't you? Well, you know.

You go into the matter. You know, it's like, I need 12 percocet, 17 Vicodin, 62 Valium, and some dilaudid. Hurry up. Stat. Yeah. Oh, he said

stat, so he's obviously... Yeah. You phrase you don't really understand. I want 10 ccs of butter. Why don't it have to be butter, Brian? Punching down, that's your problem. You're right, I didn't like that now, yeah. We'll cut that out, don't worry. You should, yeah, yeah.

The only thing is getting caught out of his episode is what I say. Yeah. Oh, so you want to make the show successful, finally. Good. Good thinking. Good, thank you. I'll tell you what, we've been doing pretty well now on TikTok, but I'm trying to, like, decipher what works.

And so far, it's gay sex. DJ Carey and tractors. That's the holy trinity man. We just combine all those. Sounds like a night out and tipperary, you know what I mean? Yeah. It sounds like the dabs

in a schmour or whatever. Like the tractor thing we put out yesterday, that's getting a huge response. And we're getting all these tractor fans and all their profiles just different tractors. Legends. And they're sending me messages about like, oh, why do you talk

when New Holland's better than John Deere. Ah. Yeah. Get rid of the... You're a deer, queer, aren't you? Ah, yeah. I sure am. You have to add the gay sex element as well, you know?

Yeah, you're driving your John Deer down lover's lane and behind the Olympia. Bebebe, hello! You're like rainbow-colored tractor. Yeah. Oh, it won't fit. I've never heard that before. Oh, I better squeeze tight. hot stuff

coming through. Oh, that's fucking good. Yeah. That's good stuff, no. It's good at nice. Stay nice and hydrated. Daddy likes it when you drink more. There's new Charlie Sheehan document

you come now as well. That's something we can all enjoy. That'll be interesting now. Even though you are bringing up the fact, you're kind of the ghost of the feast bringing up the whole like a paedophile thing. Sure, yeah. Which, what, like how big a pedophile are we talking?

Like mild, not mild peter, or like, well, there's, it's pretty much, you know, been confirmed by quite a few people that Corey Haim confided in them, like at different points that he had sex with him on the set of Lucas. But the thing is, like people try to, because Charlie was 19 and Corey Hayne was 13, so obviously it's an adult and a child. But I think like Corey was actually kind of in love with Charlie Sheen while they were, and they were banging. and then, like, after the movie.

Oh, so they're both, like, not to defend Charlie Sheen, but he's 19 physically, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, mentally, how old is he? Yeah, exactly. If he grew up in that world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like you're in a cult, essentially.

Yes. But then there was other stories, like, during the divorce court case, like divorce hearing from him and Denise Richards, she walked in him, like, jerking off to pornography that she said contained very, like young looking like kind of barely legal they can't confirm it was underage or not

but she thought they were very young looking and when she caught him she was like Charlie please don't do that he just said go fuck yourself I didn't stop jerking off well she's in the new document I think they've got a pretty good relationship still yeah because they got kids together and all I think he beat her a few times and again he's still pretty good relationship with her it's kind of weird you know it's funny

some of Hulk Hogan just bring it back to this the end end there, all right? So Hulk Hogan, big star, seen the piss off everyone, in the end everyone hated him. Yeah. I think he just got into, he's, you know, just buried in the dumpster somewhere, right? Whereas Charlie Sheehan did lots of bad stuff. I believe, didn't he give people AIDS as well on purpose? He had HIV and didn't tell people when he had sex with him. Said a lot of bad stuff about Chuck Lorry, for example. That's right. And in the end, they all love him. Yeah. Like, we kind of-winning. Yeah, that's literally, yeah, he just said winning. And then they're like, ah, he's no good. Like, Chuck Lorry.

he's friends with him again. Yeah. Like kind of was Charlie Sheen the first really like, because like viral meltdown that everyone was following in real time on Twitter and stuff? It was the first social media meltdown. Yeah, yeah. Obviously there was other people before that like Britney Spears and Lindsay

Lohan and Amanda Bynes and all that but that was more like the time of like E Hollywood Extra. We were getting the story from like TMZ and stuff where is this like people could follow along on Twitter like basically live tweeting the meltdown. Early Twitter was just winning

and that song, you know? Gangnam style? No, the Charlie Sheen song. Oh, yeah, the edit. Yeah, that was like, what was it called? Songified the News, was that what it's called? I can't remember. Yeah, yeah, but that was basically all Twitter essentially.

God, it was so wholesome when you think about it. We're way better off. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I might We'll bring back winning, you know I've tried It doesn't go down well

Especially with no context at all When you get caught, drink, drive You're like winning What's up Winning Combine the two, you know I'm in divorce court I'm like boo shaka ya

You mean boo yakasha That's why That's why she left me She got the kids Yeah, so the Charlie Sheen documentary It'll be interesting to see How much they'll go into the You know, or what they do

He had substance abuse problems Because of mental health Oh 100% Like all these Netflix documentaries They're made with the person Yeah They're all just puff pieces essentially Crazy

Same like the Martyr Stewart documentary It's like I'm great Yeah Yeah I didn't watch that one one. Pamela Anderson, she had won. That was very... Well, I mean, that one should be a little bit more, like... I mean, she's not a paedophile, so you can probably...

No, she's not. But hey, nobody's perfect. She's molesting Leemnese. She was very much a victim of, like, you know, obviously the sex tape thing and, like, all the jokes that were made about her. She was like a punchline and never taken seriously as an actor either, really. The 90s was all just, like,

was just different women being called horrors essentially with Monica Lewinsky Pamela Anderson then moves on Lindsay Lohan and now it's us now it's Lenno being like hey you read this Brian O'Toole

what a skank it's Brian O'Toole look at him he could suck a golf ball for a garden hose oh my god he's got those dick sucking lips let me tell you folks it's unbelievable they're all laughing and clapping and I'm there with my gun like Joker

You're bad, Mr. Lennel. I don't like your cars. Doritos are shit. Give me Tato any day. Well, I'll tell you, for next week, I'm going to watch more Hulk Hogan movies. I feel like there's a good... Something there that we haven't touched yet. You know, there's probably some good dog-shaped films there.

It'll be interesting to see the IRA one now. That could be... Yeah, that could be good. Oh, I never talked of Martin Luther King. Oh. I read a whole book with Martin Luther King. Ah, just Give me the summary

It's pretty biased Bit of a troublemaker, was he? It's a real bias Don't talk about all the CIA members that didn't kill him Ah You know actually an interesting start to the book

So we'll end of the minute, okay? Okay So Gone with the Wind A big, big movie at the time Right They had a premiere in Georgia because the film is set in Atlanta, Georgia

right? Right. And this is how different it was back then. They're like, you know, it'd be fun. Let's get loads of black people to serve us and dress them up

like slaves. Yeah, that'd be a bit of fun. It's like, it's like cosplay. Yeah. It's like you only see people dress up like stormtroopers in Comic Con.

So we're going to behave like the original Stormtroopers. Ah, yeah, Jesus. And I'm there in my Cyberman costume. I got the wrong memo. I'm a Cyberman. Let me shine your shoes, sir.

But, what, so like, Martin Luther King, his father was there. because he was a kind of prominent preacher at the time the mother was there in part of his choir

and little Martin Luther King I think he was like seven years old they had him dressed as a slave as well Jesus yeah and like serving little

cocktail sausages you know he was serving the kids table get over here boy yeah I want my jelly beans right now hurry up

I'm so sorry mess I'll be back real soon for you another thing about Martin Luther King It's a problematic time, Brian, you know. So his dad grew up in dog shit, all right? Right.

Not literally, but he grew up on a farm, okay, like no money whatsoever. And back then, becoming a preacher was kind of like eight mile. It was like how you make it out. Right, okay. And you can actually have a little bit of power, a little bit of influence if you're a good preacher.

Yeah, yeah. So the dad becomes a preacher, and because of that, he's able to raise his sons in like basically got like a middle class environment. Not white middle class but black middle class. Yeah, yeah. And of course, the son then he's around the world of preaching.

All right. So the picture is, Martin Luther King Jr. He knows he's confident. He's pretty big. He's handsome. Yeah. He can fight. He doesn't like fighting now, but if it did happen,

let's say he's playing a game with someone. Yeah. He can wrestle with them, get him on the ground, you know? He can throw hands. So his big problem is women. Like, they are trolling themselves at him. Of course. And his dad was womanizer.

He's kind of like, I don't want to be a womanized either. Yeah. But literally, like, when he's in university, he had like double-digit girlfriends. Like, girlfriends all over place. Wow. And he was trying to get back to his apartment. He'd be like, please leave me alone. Yeah.

And they'd be jumping out with him. I have a dream that I could maybe get eight hours sleep without these skank-ass holes sucking on my dick. These chicken head holes just bobbing on my shit. Every goddamn minute of the day. my balls are so goddamn shriveled holy shit yeah very powerful powerful speech that's the unedited speech

but anyway look we'll end it there over the hour I'm off the flyer right oh what time is it again sorry what time is it good emce oh my god 20 to 4 holy fuck

is it I have to be there at 6 o'clock Yeah Oh god Yeah You'll be fine No I won't You got

You got two and a half hours No If I get in my car now And just floor it Ignore stop signs They'll understand completely Cut through the playground You know like

In the FBI They show their badge I show him The Flyer for the comedy show I show